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Drew say he spent $100,000 on the church. ski, but he didn't make any money from. it. >> $100,000 for a ski way over there. >> I got about $150, $200 on the skin. I$100,000. >> I got my phone. [laughter] This kid get. free. Better go outside and feel what's. on my mind. $100,000 for a skit. You a. different breed. Big like he making it. hard for any other guys to come off the. internet. That's what they going to. expect. Like I'm looking I'm looking at. my damn my numbers down a little bit. He. taking it to another level. >> All my life [music] been grinding all my. life. Sacrifice hustle paid the price.
Want a slice. Got to roll a dice. That's. why. All my life I've been grinding all. my life. All my life [music] been. grinding all my life. Sacrifice. Hustle. paid the price. Want a slice. [music]. Got to roll dice. That's why all my life. I've been grinding all my life. We would first like to thank Double. Barrel and the Whiskey Shop for having. us today's episode of Club Shay Shay. If. you're in Beverly Hills, come by for a. drink in this elegant lounge. Now, on to. today's episode. Hello. Welcome to.
another episode of Club Shay. I am your. host Shannon Sharp. I'm also the. proprietor of Club Shay. Stopping by for. conversation on the drink today is a pop. culture sensation. He's credited for the. double word phenomenon. Funny man. Funny. man. Yeah, that's him. Hey, you did the. crime. Now you and I about to do some. time. GONE. YOU ACTING UNUSUAL, big. fella. He's a hilarious comedian, a. viral internet star, a content creator, a larger than life persona, a favorite. of the comedy circuit with millions of. fans worldwide. He'll tell you a joke,
but he'll never tell you a lie. Detroit's own Mr. Big fella himself. Haha, David. >> How you doing, brother? [applause and cheering] Yes, sir. I like. that. You almost have me crying with the. way you did the way you introduced me. [laughter] Look, you see what I brought. with me, though? What you brought that. for? Cuz I want to see if you still got. it. You still got it? You think you. still got it? Let me see what Let me. see. You think you think he still got it. that [ __ ] out? [laughter]. >> He He He still got it. >> I want I want to see if if he really. played in the league for he can go back. right now today. >> Yeah, I I can play for the Lions a. little bit. >> Yeah, let me let me Let me go put that. down. I don't even want to touch that no.
more. [laughter]. >> Now we What you saying? >> Welcome to Club Sh. Thanks for stopping. by, man. I appreciate your time. >> Yes, sir. Yes, sir. >> Bro, when you come by, man, you turning. up. You doing your thing. And I've. always like, you know, man, I want I. want to get an opportunity to sit down. and have a conversation with him. Bro, you funny. Your skits. >> Yes, >> bro. You do your thing. >> I appreciate it. I I I used to watch you. use my words on on on this all. [laughter]. >> That was the dopest thing. This is. beyond me. I used I said, "Look, Shannon, you keep my name alive out. here." So, >> that's what I'm trying to do, bro. Look,
>> let me know what you think, man. I know. you are you a you probably a. connoisseur. >> Yeah, I used to I was drinking the cone. for a minute, but I got about 200 lb. walking around looking like a ball of. meat. So, I switched over to vodka cuz. vodka, you know, is gluten-free. See, a. lot of people don't read the fine print. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> 200 lb. >> Yeah. I was Yeah. Looking like a little. ball of meat. >> And so, how much you weigh now? >> I'm like I'm about 165. >> 165. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I uh I went to the gym. I went to. the gym for 6 months and I lost all that. weight. >> Did you? >> I was going to the gym every day. >> You weren't on that zip, were you?
>> No, I ain't. I had no zip. >> Okay. I thought we did it naturally. though. Look, look, you go see the proof. on the page. You know what I mean? I was. 200 lb, but I was going to the gym every. day. I had on a uh I had a sauna suit on. and I had a 40 lb weight vest on. I was. trying to kill myself. Damn. >> Yeah. Mhm. >> Were you I mean was was your health. impacted? Was any So, what made you. decide to lose that weight? Did you just. look at the mirror one look in the. mirror one day and like man I'm too. heavy for this frame? Was it health. related? Why did you decide to lose that. weight? >> Just came the guy woke up one day looked.
in the mirror and say no this ain't it. >> Right. >> Yeah. You just went to the jail like. come on you look crazy and I'm already a. short guy. I look crazy. Ain't no reason. to be this little. You 200 lb. Like my. girl was looking at me the same. She was. she looking at your side at like. >> she she was looking at people your size. [laughter]. >> Y'all need me some 68 and a half? What. you What you 7 71? [laughter]. >> No, I a 6'2. I went to 250 though. >> You 6'2? >> 62 250. >> Damn. >> So I had [clears throat] they had to hit. that every day. Paul yeah [laughter].
whoa whoa. >> Man, you had a ski you had a skin the. other day. Uh uh uh you was walked up to. the and the homeboy was talking to a. lady and you like, "Hey, man. You. remember that time I took them 12 bricks. off?" Old boy. >> Yeah, man. I got Yeah, I had to get I. had to have that. Yeah, I had to have. that. Then you know he called 12 on me. 12 guy behind me, man. I was in and out. of traffic. >> I look I got in I got I pulled the pilot. out the helicopter. Got in the. helicopter over the ocean. The engine. give out on me. >> Yeah. >> I had to swim 1,000 ft out and 2,000 ft.
deep. Now you know damn well that didn't. happen. God, do do guys do guys really. be trying to shine for women and they be. telling the. >> That's a real thing. Like men will. really show off for women, bro. >> Right. >> Like, and you know, half of these things. did happen. She know too. >> But it sound good though. >> It sound good though. YOU MAKE IT SOUND. GOOD. >> YEAH. Because you Hey, you was like, "Hey, bro. Hey, you took them bricks off. old boy.". >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. He He pissed off, but it was. nothing he could do. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> He was confused like, "Bro, I don't. remember none of that happening.". >> Are they sober when they say this or.
they just be trying to shine? They they. they they drunk. I mean, because. obviously when you drunk, you think. saying things that you always wanted to. say sober and then that gives you an. excuse excuse. But when you if if you're. around your homeboys, your homeboys know. why you trying to. >> Everybody got that one homeboy in their. life. They always take it overboard when. they get drunk. >> Everybody got that one. I'm I'm the. homeboy. [laughter]. >> I do it all the time. Like. unnecessarily. >> Is that what you you guys did when you. were growing up? I mean, you the nice. lady that you wanted to meet, you want. to impress her. uh she didn't know.
anything about you. She might be from a. different town, different uh different. county and all of a sudden you come. around and you tell her all the things. that you've done even though you've done. none of that. >> Yeah. Cuz back then you ain't had no. money. See, you can't you got to impress. her with the lies, right? >> You know what I mean? I was impressing. her with the lies. I ain't had no money. and had nothing going. And I I was the. shortest guy in the school. So for me, the women ain't really look at me. I had. to like really go, you know what I mean? Put some work in to get a ch out. I was. like, "Dang, bro, you got all the girls. in high SCHOOL. I CAN'T GET ONE OF. THEM.". >> Did you play sports? >> I played football. >> Oh, you played football? I played light.
ball. >> Oh, so were you like that? >> I was like that. Play quarterback, but. >> but no, if you if you play sports that. you know they they like the sports guys. >> That was the popularity. That's what. gave me the popularity. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But I was just I was on the. shorter side of it. >> Okay. >> Mhm. But I o overall. the women liked the guys that was 6'2, 63, 6. I was I was like I was four I was. 411 in in 11th grade. >> 411. these these these last little seven. years I I got was like on the back end. Paul. >> you [laughter] know you got to keep. saying Paul you know how people you got.
to pause everything these days. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Crazy. I think you said something about. dude homeboy called you out cuz you had. on his clothes. He was around a young. lady and he say hey bro. Hey is that my. shirt? Is that my is that my shirt? Like. bro you notice your shirt. [laughter]. >> You notice your shirt. Like bro you. couldn't wait till she left to to ask. that. Come on. People be showing off, bro. >> They be doing that. >> Men be showing off. We be showing off. for women. I'm telling you. If it was no. women, if it was no women in the world, you think we'd be buying all this. jewelry and all this. We do this to.
impress women. We wouldn't do it to. impress another man. >> It wouldn't be no beef and nothing like. that going on. >> It would be nothing going on. It was no. women on earth. None of this would be. going on. Look, look. If I wouldn't had. his watch on, you wouldn't have that. watch on. We look, we give all this back. right now if it was no women around. That's what we do it for. [laughter]. That's a fact. That's a fact. >> Hold on, man. You ever dated a young lady and have her. come home drunk? >> Yep. Yep. >> I'm talking about that. Hold on. I. understand that. Like I ain't talking.
about she like little tipsy where she. kik keying and everything. I'm talking. about she like she like to really toe. up. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yes, I have. Yeah. >> How you deal with that, bro? >> It depends on what type of night you. want to have though. Like if she on. that, then you on that, right? >> Let's get up to this room. We going to. put you through this mattress. >> But but hold on. How is that if any fun. if both of you guys tore up? >> No, that's the only time it ain't fun. That's the only time it ain't fun. Like. I enjoy when my like when my girl if I'm.
drunk I don't want her to be drunk. Somebody got to get us home. >> Somebody got to be sober. >> Somebody got to get us home. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Most times I'm the one that that's. that's that's drunk and belligerent and. don't even remember what I did. yesterday. Thinking everything going to. be normal tomorrow. >> Like you forgot what you said to me last. night, sir. >> You acting a whole fool in here. [laughter]. Now you you ain't the same. No, see that. see that was Carlos. [laughter]. >> They hot. >> They ain't hot. >> Yeah. >> So, do you have an understanding? Okay. We have an understanding, baby. You.
going out with the girls. Hey, don't. don't don't take it too far cuz you know. it's dangerous out here like that or you. know you and her together. Okay, that's. one thing cuz you can watch a six, right? >> But when she out with the ladies and she. get a certain way and everybody you know. >> Yeah. >> might scatter and do their own thing. See, my girl don't even get drunk like. that. Like, she she only can drink two. or three shots and then she through. >> Okay. >> Her night's over, >> right? >> Like, it be early night for her. >> Her night's over. She take two or three. shots, she's done for the day. You won't. see her again till tomorrow. [laughter]. >> I can promise you.
>> But I don't want no girl who, you know, I mean, nobody want to be with no woman. that just get attractive. >> Yeah. >> It's not attractive for me to do it for. myself, >> right? >> Sometimes I look at the mirror like, "Man, you drunk mother.". >> You know what? [laughter] Ladies used to. tell me, "Oh, I know I can drink you. under the table." And like that's a big. thing. Oh, I take I can drink like. eight, nine shots. >> Yeah. >> And I'm looking like. >> And at that point in time, I had never. had a drink before in my life. It ain't. going to take much. I say one, you got. me. And you talking about you up here. bragging, talking about you could take. eight, nine shots. >> When you was in the league, you didn't. drink? >> No.
>> At all? >> Nope. >> So you you start drinking? >> When I when I created my own Kgnc. >> Okay. >> Never had a drink, never smoked, never. did any of that. >> Damn. That that's dope. Matter of fact, let me take a shot so I know exactly. what's going on with your Kac. Yes, sir. >> Well, we going to send you what, babe? With a bottle. So you Yes, sir. >> We got the best best BSOP on the market. The NBA finals are here, but the action. doesn't stop when the confetti falls in. the NBA crowns the champion because the. star study scorching summer of sports. Women's basketball, baseball are heating. up, and we've got the world's largest. soccer tournament on American soil and.
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with me, but I done seen her sometime. like I went to her home girl story. See. you on every every man got a burner. page. I'm Look, I'm going to put y'all. on some game. >> Okay. >> Every man got a burner page. You going. to go to your burner page and go to her. home girl's page and and watch her story. and see what your girl doing all night. >> Oh, so so like a fa account? >> Yeah, a little FA account. Yeah, >> I ain't got one. >> You ain't got one? No. >> I just put you on you got to get you. one, Shannon. I just put you on some. game. >> You got to get you faster. It's worth. it. >> Damn. >> My You know you you want to know what my. name is? >> Mike. Mike 33. [laughter] She never.
knows me. >> She going to know it's you now. >> She going to know now. >> You got to get you got to change your. [laughter]. >> So you So hold on, babe. So she like, "Well, how you know what I had on last. night? Don't worry about how I know. My. homeboy saw you. But why you when you go. out with your girls? This is the way you. dressing the way you looking. But when. you with me, you got on leggings, you. got sleeves on. What? What's really. going on?". >> My girl wear a trench coat in the club. with me. When she when she with me, she. home girl, she she think she's on the. beach. She half naked. [laughter].
>> So what you So what you have a. conversation with? So what you when you. say, "Be come on now.". >> Yeah. >> You doing too much. >> I don't know. Well, I think I think. women only do that cuz they think we. insecure about about it. You can dress. how you want to dress. I. >> If you belong to me, you belong to me, >> right? >> You know what I mean? Like I'm not Look, I'm not an ugly guy. Like I believe I. believe in what I look like. >> I ain't the tallest guy, but I believe. what I look like, right? >> That's the only time I don't want to go. Like she she she can't go out with no. NBA players and nothing. I ain't going. for [laughter] No. Hell no. Get your ass. back. Get back. Get back in that house. >> So, but here's the thing. She was like, "Well, when you met me, this is the how.
I dressed and you ain't have no problem. coming up and talking to me. But now all. of a sudden I dress like this and it's a. problem. Why wasn't it a problem then? But it's a problem now. >> Cuz I'm in love now. [laughter]. >> The love is there now. It's a whole. different situation, >> right? >> I'm in love with you now. This belong to. me. You know what I mean? Like I got the. pink slip to that. >> Does she have a problem with the way you. go out uh how you dress or will you go. out often? I don't know how often you go. out with your home, but obviously you're. a comedian so you're on the road an. awful lot and I don't know how often she.
travels with you when you do go out on. the road. But does she have a problem. with you being out on the road because. this is your occupation? >> She don't have a problem with me being. on the road, but she do got a problem. when women come up to me and just start. flirting with me. >> Yeah. >> Like. >> right in front of her. >> Right in front of Crazy. We in Chicago. We in Chicago. Uh I'm on uh we the ones. tour. I was on Mike We. at We at the bar. I'm with Chance the. Rapper. You know, I brought Chance the. Rapper out. >> and uh we went to the bar after that. >> Man, they just walked up and just. started flirting heavy. And she said,
"You ain't going to introduce me. Woo. woo." She rent should have went to the. car and stormed out the club and. everything. >> Huh? >> Man, it was crazy. I said, "Man, y'all. got to get to Y'all got to get my damn. >> y'all y'all causing the problems at. home. >> Y'all going to have to take me home? How. get there?". >> So what? So why' you say, "Hey, okay, they flirting. You know they flirting. Hey, this is my lady such and such.". >> That was on me. But I just But I. >> But you was absorbing that. You was. using. >> Yeah. Yeah. A little bit. I can't say. that I wasn't. But I was saying me being. who I am. >> Yeah. >> Women do it all the time. But this. particular time, I should have just.
said, "Hey, this my old lady, >> right?". >> And but when she went to the car, they. they said, "Oh, we know." Damn. Y'all. just disrespect for her. [laughter]. >> Did you go get You should have go get. it. GO GET IT. BRING HER BACK. >> I TRIED TO. SHE AIN'T WANT TO GET OUT. the car. Ask him. She say, "I'm not. going back in there. I'm ready to go.". See, when a woman mad and she ready to. go, >> it's over. >> It's over with. You can't do nothing. with it. When look, it don't matter what. you say to her. When she ready to go, she ready to go. >> Yeah. The party over. you might as well. just go on home cuz you ain't going to. have a good time cuz all you doing is. worried about thinking about her man. You know, hey, you know what?
>> Cuz she said if that if somebody had. came up to me and started talking, I. would have said this is my this is my. guy. >> I don't know if she call you haha Carlo. This this is my man. >> Yeah. >> Hey, hey, how you doing, bro? Hey, nice. lady. Blah blah blah. But you are you. got four talking and you ain't say. nothing. You you probably had YOUR BACK. TURNED LIKE. >> I did and it looking crazy. I'm telling. her I go to cry say come on back in baby. once you hear get loud. Yeah we going to. go back about two more hours. Let her. calm down. We went back about another. hour. It was the same energy. You.
thought I forgot. [laughter]. So let me get this straight. I don't. know if it is true or not because. there's a [snorts] grew up in a time. where there was traditional. >> Yeah. >> her and him, >> right? Somewhere along the line, they've. allowed to have another [clears throat]. a her, a her, and a him. >> Yeah. >> When did that happen? Haha. >> Well, you said you you saying like a. throppple. >> Yeah. Yeah.
Which what you. >> I'm asking. I mean, how I mean, cuz I I. just trying to figure it out how you how. you how you approach how you even broach. that subject. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You like, "Hey, girl, you know, Carol, you know I love you, but I was just. thinking. >> Yeah. >> What you thinking? What you thinking, Carlos? girl. You know, I was thinking, you know, [ __ ] man. You know, [laughter] I you know, I love Hey, you. know, it's always going to be me and. you. So, no matter what happen, it's. going to be us. >> Yeah. But I ain't going to lie, me and. my girl have indulged in that, though. >> Y'all have? >> We have. Like, just try to keep me.
happy. Like, we we we've done those. swing. They call it swinging. Yeah. We did a little swinging. She. >> Yeah, >> she agreed to it. Yeah, he did a little. swinging. But. >> Oh, lord. >> Dang. Yeah. >> You don't want nobody else doing that to. you later. >> THAT WHAT I'M SAYING THOUGH. SO WHAT DID. SHE say with a Hey, Carlos? >> No. After we got done, she tried to come. to get the hell off of me. [laughter]. >> I just seen that man put you I'm talking. about he look he turned you away but.
loose. [laughter]. >> I didn't left her with him. You hear me? >> Proof. Cuz it was like like when you. like you want to have fun. You want to. have fun in your life. That was You know. what I mean? Something. >> that was a one time thing though, right? >> Oh, of course. I would never allow that. to happen to you. >> I never let it happen again. >> But how? >> Cuz I I you can't get that image out. your head. >> No, that big old I mean, what if it was. somebody like me sweating everywhere? >> Yeah. You see what I'm saying? >> And a full plate. >> Yeah. He look He was doing so good. I.
said, "I know she don't want this after. that. [laughter]. I know you don't. It ain't no way you want this after what. he just did. >> But ain't no way. Haha. Ain't no way you. could be in the same. You got to be in. another room and just to put it in your. mind. Well, I know what he's doing. Blah. blah blah. So for so ain't no way you. could watch that. Haha. >> That's why you look I seen it one time. I never watch. >> OH, COME ON. OH MAN. I don't. >> Man, I'm talking in there dog walking. her. >> They full control of your old lady. >> That man that's he he had to wrap it.
around his arm to come up out of there. >> Dog walking her. >> Come on. I didn't call the police. [laughter]. >> What made you. >> I thought he was an intruder. >> H What made What made I mean, look, I. understand you want to have some fun. Go. to the beach or get on a balcony or be. in the parking lot at the gym or the. grocery store. But come on. Huh? >> It was It was You know, when you when. you live like you want to have fun. sometimes. >> I a I ain't never want to have that kind. of fun. I ain't going to even hold you. >> You want to experience things in your.
life. You want to see if you can if you. if you CAN ACCEPT IT. >> [clears throat]. >> NO, YOU already take that part. >> Steal her. >> Let me ask you this. When you were in. high school and you had a girlfriend and. you found out that somebody else had. slept with her, you know how that felt? >> Yes. >> So, just and you didn't see it. Just the. fact that you knew somebody had done. told you got back TO YOU. SO, YOU KNOW. HOW YOU FELT. And you mean to tell me. you still and YOU WANTED TO WATCH? I.
thought when I became a man I could I I. could accept things differently. You know, listen. I thought when I. became a man, I could accept things. differently. Man, I was curled up in a. bed for three days straight. Three of them. >> What she What did she say? Did she say, "Oh, I had me a good time.". >> She say she. [laughter]. cuz you have to leave after that. And. she say she had a good time. You got to. go. >> She said, "Ma'am, I had a time last. night.
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code shay. So y'all done. So it can't be. her and the girl and you. It's just it's. just oneonone now. Y'all playing. basketball oneonone. >> Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Cuz what goes around. comes around. I'm I never let it happen. again. Ever. Boy, I don't know what the guys be. looking at. [laughter]. >> I don't know what. >> but it happened. It's It was an. experience, Sh. You got understand. It. was like a man, you know. I mean, it was. experience like, you know what I'm.
saying? When you become famous and you. you get money and stuff like that, you. start indulging in different things. And. I'm not saying. >> famous. I guess I ain't never been. famous. >> Yeah. >> Cuz that ain't never crossed my mind. I. ain't been even hold you. Haha. >> I I start indulging in different things. That's what I mean. >> Okay. Maybe you know what? How about get. an alpaca? He would indulge you. different thing. MAYBE, YOU KNOW, MAYBE. MAYBE MAYBE get a lion. Get a crocodile. >> Yeah. >> But to invite somebody else see you like. that. Haha. >> It was a time. It was a moment.
>> It won't ever happen happen again. >> Cuz look, I I never got over the pain. The pain don't go nowhere. >> But why' you even Why did you go to. another room? WHY YOU GOT TO WATCH IT? >> I don't know. That's what I You want. THEM C GODDAMN LIKE TO WATCH? >> NO. SEE, see this is See, look. Everybody had been drinking. We all in. the same house, okay? >> You know what I mean? Like I guess like. I got a joke I tell on stage. I was We. swing was the first time we ever swung. >> He swung a little harder than me. [laughter].
>> Man, you hit the single. He hit a grand. slam. >> Listen, you swung a little harder than. me, but look. >> But did do you know the guy? >> Huh? >> Did you know the guy or y'all just. Somebody y'all went to one of them. clubs? >> Yeah. Yeah. This was some random. This. was random. >> Oh, okay. Yeah, cuz I. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lord. >> So, where are you on toys? You allow. your lady to bring toys in the room. >> Yeah. You can't be mad about the toys. Like they You got to quit letting your. lady bring them toys cuz at some point. we not going they not going to want us.
no more. >> They going to be done with us. >> Them toys like they special. >> Yeah. >> Like they they take over. >> And then you ain't You ain't never had. this happen to you. Hey, Shannon. >> Well, >> you thought you put it down. You hear in. that bathroom. You hear that? >> Yeah. >> You ain't do nothing right. Damn. >> Why? Like you think you you think you. put it down, >> right? >> And she in the bathroom. Five minutes. later, I'm finish. I'm about to go take. a shower. All you She finishing herself. off. >> You ain't finish it. >> I thought I did. You just ain't do the.
job right. [laughter] You ain't do the. job right. >> Damn. It happens. That's why I heard. somebody just laugh cuz she know what. going on. >> It's a real thing. >> I'm telling you. God dang. How hot I. mean I'm I guess I better knock on wood. That ain't that ain't happen to me yet. [snorts]. >> Look, >> I might have to get you some of these. roast sparks. >> Look, we look, we come in different. packages. [laughter]. >> I'm have to get you some of these roast. sparks, man. [laughter].
>> It's all good. But did you ever think like when you did. that, did you think like what if she. like him more than me? What if she don't. want to be with him anymore? Did she Did. you Did she have a conversation like. what if he like her more than me? What. if he doesn't want to be? Did that. thought ever cross your mind or or just. because you were drunk? Nothing really. crosses your mind. >> Nothing cross your mind when you when. you intoxicated. Everything Everything. kicks in once you start sobering up. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? When you start. like, "Oh, hold on. This shouldn't this. should have never even happened. Why you. allow yourself to even put yourself in. this position?". >> Have you ever seen the guy again?
>> Uh, nope. >> You probably said don't even know he. don't even know what he looked like. >> Don't even Don't care to know what he. look like. [laughter]. I just remember what he did. Oh, you out your damn vibe, man. You out. your vibe. >> I'm just being honest, though. I'm being. honest. >> So, could you date multiple women at. once? >> I could, but I I got to a place in my. life now saying to where I just don't. even I rather just have one woman in my. life. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? It's too much to. try to keep up with nine or 10 women. early in my career. That's what I was. doing. You know, nine out of 10 women.
trying to keep up with all of them. But, but it get expensive. >> and it become a headache like you run. out you run out of things to lie about, >> right? >> You know what I mean? So, I I really. just had one woman in my life at this. point. >> Uh I don't know if you heard this. Victoria Monae said uh she admitted that. dating women has been worse than dating. men. She said, "Girls do me dirty.". >> That's crazy. >> But they say women women as far as. marriages have the highest divorce rate. Women Women have the highest breakup. rate. >> Right.
>> But if y'all can't get along, how y'all. expect. >> Yeah. a man. >> us to be able to deal. >> Yeah. Cuz y'all supposed to know. everything. Y'all know how to please. them. Y'all know how to make them. orgasm. Y'all know what it's like, the. gift they like. Y'all know what they. want to eat. Y'all know where they want. to go. So, y'all know everything. Women. supposed to know everything about. another woman. Right. >> Yes. >> So, if y'all can't please each other, how you expect us to do it? >> That's what I'm saying. That don't even. make sense cuz y'all y'all know each. other body more than we could ever know. it. >> Yes. >> So, if y'all can't please each other, we. ain't got a chance. We don't got a.
chance. What we going to do? Lord, what we going. to do? You ever got caught cheating? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You got careless phone ain't it? >> Got got careless. Left the phone like. left the phone open. Got drunk so got got drunk one time and. gave gave her the password to the phone. >> How you get that drunk? >> I'm thinking she the Uber driver. She. coming to get me out the Uber. [laughter].
>> [gasps]. >> Fool. >> Fool. But yeah, I got caught cheating a. few times. >> Oh my goodness. >> Yeah, >> it ain't a good thing though. Like, bro, I don't even think like like Shannon, what what I said, I don't think I mean I. don't think nobody like should just only. have one person. I don't think nobody. just want to be with just one person. like that for. >> It's like just so hard to be monogamous. >> Yeah. Like I don't think that's a real. thing. I just think that's that's a. man-made. >> that's a societal thing that like Okay.
Yeah. Like come on. At some point you. going to want something else. >> And no matter how much no matter how. hard you try to just make her only want. to be with you or make him only want to. be right. It don't work like that. At. some point you going to want something. else. You going to want you want you. want to experience something else at. some point. Everybody do. >> It's a real thing. It's it's a mental. thing I believe. >> How do you fight that temptation now? You've been with your How long you been. with your girl? >> I've been with my girl 10 years. >> You might going to get married, huh? >> That's what I should do. Huh? >> Oh yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Y'all already married. I mean you just. don't got the piece of paper. That was.
what she said the other day, too. She. said she said, "We dead and married. We've been together 10 years.". >> But I don't know. I I don't know. As a. man, I just I don't know. I just I ain't. figured out how to, you know what I. mean? >> Mhm. >> Pop that quest, >> you know what I mean? And it ain't And. then the world still ain't all the way. right. It's still It's still a lot of. world work to be done. >> with the foundation, you know? >> Right. >> So once I figure out how to fix the. foundation, yeah, we figured out. Probably be 80, 90 years old. We figured. out [laughter].
I saw this on on IG. >> Yeah. >> And it was a a guy and this lady. I. don't know if they were married or their. boyfriend and girlfriend, but they were. laying in the bed. >> and it was thundering. >> Mhm. >> She didn't wake up. Dog barking. Didn't. wake up. Sirens going off. She didn't. wake up. Gunshot. Bow. She ain't wake. up. That notification thing [laughter]. >> immediately. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's. the only thing that get you. >> I don't go through phones though. You. Oh, you would never go through your girl. phone, >> man. What they say? If you go through.
the phone, if you look, whatever you. going looking for, you gonna find it. >> You You went through a girl phone one. time. >> One time. >> Oh my good. >> And what I went looking for, I found. >> Come on. Oh, come on, man. >> Don't listen. Leave them women phones. alone. Even if she leave her phone open, she can go out of town for a whole week. That phone will be sitting right there. open when she get back. >> As a matter of fact, you going to cut it. off. You going to cut. I don't want your. battery to die. >> You hear me? I'm going cut the whole. phone off pressing all three buttons. Haha. You went through a phone? >> Yes, sir. I did. And you seen everything. that you you want to see? >> Didn't want to see.
>> No, it's hurtful. Cuz you if you go look for it, you going. to find it. >> Damn. Huh? >> Yeah. >> But like I told you, like don't nobody. want nobody just want to be one person. They want experience. >> Huh. You That's a real thing. >> You hit that thing like like dead. prison. Like Oel hit that thing on dead. president. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Look, [laughter]. >> chest hurting. muscle, man. Chest. hurting, man. I know damn well. Chest. hurting. What? What's this thing? It's a. new craze. Uh I saw this lady uh I think.
it's probably about 11 12:00 at night. and Pizza Hut was calling. >> Pizza calling. >> Yeah. She said, "Answer that. [clears throat] phone about they they. ain't going to answer. They ain't nobody. go pick up.". >> Yeah. >> Said, "Well, you I'mma sit right here. until they do." Cuz he don't I guess he. put a lady's name up for the a fast food. restaurant name. Damn. Huh? >> Pizza closed at 12. Why pizza [laughter]. closing at 3:00 a.m.? >> Real talk. >> What is it? And you said something. I.
think you said this inter and I I firmly. believe this. >> Yes. >> A guy might not want he might have a. lady and he might not be interested in. her anymore. He don't want to. He want. to do his own thing. But the moment. another man shows interest, >> that's when he want. Yeah, I just shot a. skit like that. >> I just shot a skit like that. That's a. real thing. Soon as another man want. your old lady, that's when you want to. get on your best behavior. >> But you didn't want her.
>> That you told him you thought you was in. control, >> right? >> And when you ain't in control no more, a. man hate when you ain't in control no. more. >> When you lose control of that, >> Yeah. >> It's a rap. You ain't doing everything. in your power to get that. >> to get her back. >> Yeah. But when she gone, she gone. >> Yeah. Once once a lady make up her mind. that she dipping, >> it's over. >> She ain't coming back. >> And she ain't coming back. You won't get. You will not get her back. When she make. up her mind, I don't care. I don't care. if you go up. You can go up there and. grab the moon, bring the moon back on. your back and give it to her. She don't. care. We're not getting her back. No, >> you right about that. Hey, you right. about that. I [laughter] Hey, I could.
attest. >> once once a lady get in her head, she. says, "I'm done. >> She's done. >> Just go ahead and stop. There ain't that. there ain't the hope diamond is not. enough.". >> Yeah. >> You There ain't All the stars in the. constellation is not enough. >> It's over with. >> It's over. >> Yeah. When she when she move on, it's. over. Well, she that's that's I I'll. give them that. Yeah. >> I'll give them that credit. When a woman. make up her mind about something, >> it don't matter what you do. I don't. care how much money you got, how good. you look, what car you drive, what house. you live in. >> When she gone, she gone. >> When she make her break when she reach.
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tried to work on a farm. He from behind. He tried to work on a farm and he. rubbing up against. >> Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Why am I coming to. the gym and you got my lady over in in a. in a three-point stance. Like, come on, [laughter] man. What What workout is that? Tell me what workout that is. >> [laughter]. >> Hey, you see this thing on IG where the. women going to Jamaica and the guys they. got on they got them they getting mud. what what is that? Huh? >> No, I don't know. They they putting them. in in the mud and. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> No, that I'm straight on that. I'm.
straight on that. I'm good. Cuz like. what what is that? Like that ain't like. if you need a shower, go take you one. >> Yeah. I mean he all up between a five. and all. Come on now. They did they do. it too much. I don't know who who came. >> I'll be in a Jamaican jail. [laughter]. >> I'm straight. Uncle, >> what's the best way to resolve a. disagreement with your girl? >> Man, sh um. it get hard sometimes cuz you know when. you feel like you right then she think.
she right like sometimes women like like. I said like even when she like you say. when she make her mad, she make her mad. No matter if you right or not, she still. this just still what she believes. >> But uh for me [ __ ] is to go out there. I. go play my game. get the hell on. So I. go I go outside my little pool house. You won't see me for a day or two, >> right? >> But that third day we start missing each. other. Sometimes you got to walk away. >> You got to walk away. But the question. is what are you arguing about? Are let. me ask you this because are you arguing.
for right or you arguing to be right? >> Yeah. Sometimes most most time arguing. to be right. [laughter]. That's a fact. That's that's a fact. Arguing to be right. Absolutely. Absolutely. That's a fact. Yeah. Yeah. I. never thought about it like that, but. yeah. arguing to me, right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Cuz that's what my therapist told me. that she like she she told me she's. like, "Uh, Mr. Sharp, I don't want to. ask you a question.". >> I got in therapy, too. >> And she said, "Uh, when you guys have a disagreement. >> Mhm. >> are you arguing for right or you arguing.
to be right?". >> Got to think about it. >> But now I go the whole opposite way. >> Yeah. >> Even if I'm right, you right. Just No. No. You just said that to shut me up. >> Right. >> I am. I didn't say that. But yeah, my. mind. >> When I'm wrong, you're right. I was. wrong. >> I should have done this. I should have. said that. I apologize. >> I can't wait. >> You just say You just saying that cuz. you want me to shut up. >> I can't wait. >> in my mind. Yeah, I am. >> Yeah. >> So now I mean I mean I'm trying to.
figure out so how do I win now? >> Because if I don't I don't want to have. an argument with you, >> right? >> I just want to just go ahead and move. on. So I want to continue watching the. game or I want to continue doing what. I'm doing. >> Like just like like go on. Just get out. my face. Yes, you were right. You were. right. >> Yeah, you got it. >> They hate that too, though. You got it. >> Yeah, >> you got it, man. He ain't going to argue. or nothing. He just. >> I can't even have no conversation. Well, this is not a conversation. You yelling. and screaming. That ain't a. conversation. >> Yeah. >> So, I just like, "Hey, you I'm going to. let you have it.". >> No, that's that's what that I ain't. going to lie. Snoop Dog was one that.
taught me patience. Like, I just, >> you know what I'm saying? Just be. >> calm and collective. He was the first. man I met that just taught me how to be. patient. >> Yes. >> Yeah. He taught me patience. Well, anybody might need some of that Snoop. where the Snoop got there. >> No, for sure. He got Snoop. One of the. most patient people I ever met in my. life. One of the most calm individuals. that you going to meet. All right. He. ain't going to get loud with you. He. ain't doing all that. [clears throat]. >> Yeah. >> Calm, cool, collective guy. He the first. person I met like that. But he taught me. patience though. >> Okay. >> Definitely. >> On the first date, you go on the first date, y'all decide.
y'all going somewhere. And then she. ordered the lobster tower. >> You know, it got lobster, it got crab. leg, it got shrimp, it got scallops out. of that thing. That thing about about. this high. Yeah, I gota use the bathroom. [laughter]. >> You go dip on the house. >> out of here. Two, threeund, two, four, five, six, $700 for for some lobster and some crab. >> Yeah, >> baby. I got to go use the bathroom and. I'm not coming back. >> Oh my god. You ain't going to do it like. that. Haha.
>> Listen, listen. Women get expensive. Like my my girl, she expensive though. Like she cost me a lot of money. Millions of dollars. I spent I spent a. lot of money. But 10, you got 10 years. You got 10 years on. >> Yeah. So I spent But I spent a lot of. money over like when you go back and you. realize how much money you really spent. >> Yeah. >> You be like, "Damn, what's this?". >> You know. >> Mhm. >> I probably spent about5 or $6 million. for real. >> Damn. >> Real money. >> Well, you might. >> She was She was from out here. She from. Cal. You know, I'm from Detroit. >> Okay. >> So, I was flying her out every week, every other week. Back and forth to.
Detroit. >> So, you just said, "Baby, you got to. come on and move out here.". >> Yeah. Come on down here and come come. with me. Me and my manager, we we went. to go do the books. I said, "Damn, 700,000 just on flights. >> What we doing? It's expensive. It's expensive.". >> Where are you on if whether or not she. eats all the food? Cuz you know, you got. them some that just pick over the food. I just want a salad. I ain't that much. And then they just pick over it. And you. got some that Hey, they order, they. going to eat it. >> But where's this? Go get that to go box. You taking this with you. >> for sure. >> You got to take this with you and you. going to eat it for the next two days, too. [laughter].
You about to eat this all week until. it's gone. For real. Oh, this is a good. one. gifts. >> Yeah. >> You take a gift back from a young lady? >> Yeah, I would. >> You take it back? >> Like if I'm not if I'm if I'm with you. and I'm not, you know what I mean? Then. we fall out and I I spent a nice little. amount of change on it. Yeah. I want it. back. I want it back. >> No, no, no. You can't do that. >> I need it back cuz I got to give it to. the next one. >> No, no, no, no. Now, if y'all together, you buy her a gift, y'all break up,
>> that's hers. If I'm in the process, I've. bought the gift. We start arguing. Oh, you're not getting that. >> Yeah, >> I'm taking it back. I'm taking it back. I'm taking it back. >> You buy somebody, let's just say for the. sake of argument, you buy somebody an. LV, you buy Dora or Hermes bag or. something. You going to take the bag. back. You take a piece of jewelry, you. taking it back home. >> I'm taking everything that I that I came. here with. >> But you gave it to her as a gift. >> It was a gift, but I need it for the. next one.
Huh? [laughter]. I need I need it for the next one. I'm. not leaving you with nothing. You don't. get to just walk out my life. It h You going to give her the stuff. that she bought you back? >> Huh? You going to give her the stuff. that she bought you back? >> Say what? [laughter]. >> I'm keeping all the stuff that that she. brought me. >> No, man. No, no, no, no. You can't do. that. >> Cuz I'm heartbroken. You know, that's. what men do when they like they we get. petty. We get petty when when one walk.
out. You start getting petty. Give me. anything back. You get petty. We p We. get petty. No, I' I've never asked for. anything back. >> You never asked nothing back. So if you. do it, it's theirs. >> Once I give it to you, >> it's yours. No matter what the cost is, it's yours. Now, like I said, I'm in the. process. I go buy it and I want to give. it to you. And you start arguing or we. disagree. >> Oh, my sister got plenty of LB and Dior. and Chanel bags. Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. I got stuff right in my closet.
right now. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That's crazy. >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> Hey, I You can't get that. >> You can't get that. >> No, no, no. >> That's game. That's gang. You just put. me on something. >> Duski scared. Drew Duski say he spent. $100,000 on the church skit, but he. didn't make any money from it. >> Mhm. >> But I think the the attention that it. brought. >> Yeah. >> I mean, >> yeah, I comment on that. Y'all seen it. Yeah. Yeah. Juski, he he out here. He. doing it. >> He he on another level. >> He on another level. You got to you got. to you got to respect it. You got to. respect it. Cuz when I first started the.
the 10 year run that I was on was crazy. >> Yeah. >> But what he doing now $100,000 for a. skid? >> Way over there. [laughter]. >> Way over there. >> Hey, you say I got I got about I got. about $150, $200 on, >> I got my phone. This get free go outside. and film what's on my mind. [laughter]. >> No, you ain't got no setup like this. >> I AIN'T GOT ALL THAT. I'M ABOUT TO GO. FILM what's on my mind. $100,000 for a. skit. You a different breed, big dog.
>> Yeah. [laughter]. >> You got to appreciate it though. I got. real love. I got like I got love for. like he making it hard for any other. guys to come off the internet. >> Yeah. >> It's going like it's going to be hard to. come off that internet now for what he. doing. You know what I mean? >> Because that's what people going to. expect. That's what. >> that's what they going to expect. Like. I'm looking I'm looking at my damn my. numbers down a little bit [laughter]. >> cuz cuz what he shooting and and what he. doing is right. >> to film this stuff. You know what I. mean? Mhm. He taking it to another. level. You going to have to look going. to have to look. >> You do a collab. Would you do something.
with Juski? >> Yeah, I do something. Yeah, I appreciate. what Juicy said about me uh saying like. if it wasn't for the Harley Davis of the. world, uh it wouldn't be no Juicy. So, I. appreciate him saying that about him. But yeah, I definitely cli you know what. I mean? >> So, is is that is that was that your. foray? Did you always want to be a. comedian? Was that your foray into it? Like doing the skits and then make the. transition and and go into standup? No, I was I was just in I was in high school. and uh right after high school, my. homies just always told me I was funny. I was I was a class clown,
>> right? >> You know what? I got kicked out in. eighth grade, my 10th grade year, my. 12th grade year. >> Damn. >> Yeah. I I never went to prom. >> Never been to prom. Never did nothing. I. graduated from alternative school cuz I. was just a fool. I mean, I ain't had. nobody to tell me, "Man, get yourself. together.". >> Right. >> I can Can we cuss on here? >> Yeah, sure, >> man. You know what my granddad used to. say? >> What? He said, "Man, you just young, dumb, and full of cum.". >> Favorite line. >> Yeah. >> I ain't know what that meant till I. start getting a little older. Like, man, yeah, you you stupid.
>> Yeah. >> Get yourself together. You know what I. mean? >> But the older I got, I started realizing. like, bro, it ain't even no reason to even be doing. this. You ain't about to get paid for. it. >> Correct. >> You know what I mean? And my man's like, "Bro, you bro, get on get on YouTube and. start putting out this when Vine was. still going on." Okay. That's why I talk. fast now, cuz Vine was 6 seconds. >> Yes. So six second vine you got you had. to be funny immediately. You you got to. get right to it, >> right? >> So that's why I talk fast to this day. So I started on Vine. People start. picking up on them like damn baby I am.
kind of funny for real. >> Mhm. >> And then the fan pace started coming. >> Wow. >> Yeah. Real thing. >> So when you were in school, it wasn't. like you couldn't do the work. It was. like. I just want to be funny. This is this is. people find this funny. People like me. They're going to gravitate towards me. Chicks like me. Kids like guys that are. funny. >> They do. They do. They do. >> Women Women like men that are funny. >> That was my claim to fame. Just going to. school every day to be a class clown. I. knew today I'm not going to do no work.
tomorrow. Class clown is the job, >> right? >> That was the job. [laughter]. I'm just being honest. That was the job. >> You You ain't get a whole lot out of. school. >> No. School got a whole lot out of me. [laughter]. >> What What do you think about what fat. boy SSE said? Um, he's the reason that. there's a Duski. I'm Michael Jackson. I'm a CEO and I'm not putting no on no. dress. I mean, some felt like he took a shot at. Duski. >> Yeah. I mean, you know, he can feel he.
can feel that way, you know, but. [snorts]. >> if it wasn't for H Davies, the one who. paid the way for everybody to just being. honest. >> Yeah. >> I was the one that held it down for 10. years. 10 years, >> right? >> You go do the math. The guards, the big. fellas, the fa to be a breezy beyond me. >> Yeah. >> The double words. >> Yeah. How Davis held it down for 10. years. I got love for Fat Boy, too, though. But nah, yeah, we held it down. >> But you wor with him before, right? >> That's my dog. That's my dog. I don't. think that he was taking a shot at him. You know what I mean? He was around like.
Fat Boy was around when I first started, too, right? He was He was like I was. like this 2015 time though, >> right? >> You know what I mean? It's 2026. >> It's been a minute. It's. >> 11 years later. I'm like I'm I'm still. relevant. So, >> give me a Rushmore social media. comedian. Uh, Mount Rush for social media. comedians. Um, you got to go DC on Fly. DC Unfly. >> Yep.
>> Uh, Desi Banks. >> Yep. >> Uh, Duski. >> Yep. >> Obviously. Obviously me. [clears throat]. >> Mhm. >> And um, if I had one more, who would I. say? >> Damn. >> Country Wayne. Uh, >> Country Wayne, but Country Wayne don't. be on the internet no more like that. Country Wayne is he in a whole different. stratosphere. He. >> he he allowing everybody else to eat in. a moment now. So, >> um, we just talking about Mount Rushmore. What was done for the internet? That.
would be that would be the four. Druski, DC, me, and um, >> Desi Bank. Right. >> You ever had somebody steal your sketch? >> Yeah. I just stole some kids. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, everybody stole a skit or two. I. ain't going to lie to you. You know what. I mean? >> You know that you know in comedy man, you can't be stealing nobody but tell. you no. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. >> Listen, if they don't know you exist, this mine [laughter].
I mean 98 90 98.9% of the stuff that I. came up with was all on me. But I mean I. might have seen something like, "Oh no, I'm about to go recreate that. This me, >> right, and do it a different way.". Because I think the thing is. >> everybody did They can't. If they tell. you they didn't do it, they lying to. you. >> You know what? [clears throat] I had. I've had a lot of comedians on here. Haha Hot and it says, "Look, >> you might But you got to understand a. lot of our minds are wired the same.". >> Yeah. For sure. >> So, >> Yeah. >> And so, you know, you looking at we're. stealing, but just because I said it,
that don't mean I heard you say it, >> right? Yeah. >> Sometimes I I got that the other day. Somebody said that to me like, "Man, you. took that." I said, "Bro, I don't even. know who you are, sir.". >> Yeah. >> And people, you know what I The one I. the one I shot the other day uh. about um uh how guys get drunk and be. lying. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Somebody said, "Yeah, you you just. run run off my I said, "Bro, I don't. even know who you is. This is like you. say, are mine just wired the same. This. is something I literally thought about, right?" And like, "This is funny to me.". You think somebody said, "Bro, I don't. even know who you is, bro.". >> Well, so so is it out? So would So if.
can I go somewhere and watch it? Is it. on YouTube? >> Is it on SN? So where can I go watch You. said it's yours. So, where can I go. watch your version of it? >> Yeah. >> So, if it's your version is in your mind. and mine is on YouTube, I didn't steal. yours. >> I didn't steal yours at all. >> Yeah. Cuz where would I get it from? People be clout chasing though. They do. People be cloud chasing. I mean, they. know how Davis, the name, the entity, who I am. They want to Oh, yeah. You. stole that from me, bro. I I never seen. you before, bro. I just woke up today. and thought this was sweet,
>> right? >> I didn't even know you existed on this. earth. [laughter]. [cough]. >> Being honest. What's your top five. saying? um that I came up with. >> Yep. >> Uh Beyond Me, Big Fella. >> This [clears throat] going to be a. breeze. >> Yep. >> Guard. >> And uh. I ain't never ever seen you act like. this. >> Yeah. >> Time to regroup. >> Regroup. >> You got to regroup. >> I got so many I got so many. I had I.
came up with like like 40 or 50. catchphrase that you know what I mean? That that call. >> and they catch and they catch on. >> Yeah. Because a lot of time a lot of. times things catch on because people. like I can see like hey bro we got to. regroup. >> Yeah. Let's regroup. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Come on. Let's regroup. Let's get. it together. >> But I'm like the the jail scene. I mean. that's like that's kind of like when I. when I really like I'm like bro and I'm. I'm I'm crying. >> Yeah. >> Because you know hey and the guy in the. background Hey. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> You did that crime now you got to do. this time.
>> Come on. >> And your behind. YEAH. YEAH. >> GONE. CLASSIC. CLASSIC. You know what I mean? They want they ready for me to get out. of jail though. It's been 10 years. [laughter]. >> So So when you when you shot that, you. say, "Man, hey, I ain't spend that kind. of money. I got my phone. >> I'm going somewhere." Hey, >> to each his own. >> I'm knocking this out. >> Yeah. To each his own. I did all that in. my own basement. Like I I found the. white wall in my own basement. Yeah. And. I shot all them girls and they went. viral the way they did. >> That was That was in the basement.
>> Wow. I mean, if you if you see beyond. the wall, it's it's stuff everywhere. I. just cleared out me a little spot. Yeah. >> And I shot all them videos on that white. wall. >> for the last 10 years. >> Yeah. >> Damn. >> Yeah. >> And you just So, how do you come up with. that? You just sitting around one day. and says, "You know what?". >> Yeah. >> Think I'm I think I got an idea. I think. this will work. >> I It It was random. It was It was. random. I just went downstairs one day. and I'm like, I want to shoot a scene in.
jail. I didn't even know the guard was. going to catch on the way it caught on. though. >> And I got I got F Breeze out of that. too. Yeah. >> First time in jail. This going to be a. breeze. Yes. >> I got guard and going to be a breeze in. one skit. I got I got two slogans in one. skit, >> right? >> And I I didn't know it was going to. catch on like that. >> Mhm. >> And once it caught on, once you know. once something catch on, what we going. to stop doing it for? >> You got to keep go. We got to go back to. it. >> Yeah, we got to go back. Then people. people see you and that's what they say. God guard. >> I'll be anywhere random. People be in. the movie theater. I'm I'm down there. with my kids. The other day we watching.
the Mario movie. All I hear somebody go. Bro, if you don't sit down and watch the. movie, bro, we can get to that when we. leave. But I mean, I appreciate I. appreciate the love. Of course. >> Appreciate the love. You appreciate the. love for sure. >> You said Snoop was the first celebrity. to put you on because he does a lot of. repost of your stuff. >> I love Snoop. >> I mean he I mean like. >> love Snoop. If you come out with a, you. best believe if you put a skid out, Snoop Dog gonna clip it and go put it. back up on his page. >> Yes. >> And Snoop show is nuts. Like I said, I.
ain't got nothing but love for Snoop cuz. he unbelievable guy. He unbelievable. Unbelievable. You wouldn't you couldn't. imagine, but he's just a great guy. >> I've always told people I like there's. no man I respect more than Snoop Dogg. for what he did for me. Snoop Dogg came. all the way to Detroit. Came up there, had a show that night. And he got to Detroit about 10 o'clock. and um. he everybody calling my phone. I'm not. answering the phone for him. I'm not. answering the phone for him. I'm still. dead sleep. Everybody calling me,
>> right? >> He like, "Haha, what you doing?" He. says, "Uncle Snoop, what you doing? Get. up." I'm on my way to the D. >> Came to the D. He got a he got a uh he. got a chintilla on. >> Yeah. >> He pull up. I'm not thinking he really. about to come to eight mile and grass. [ __ ] [laughter]. He come to the hood. Snoop come to the. hood. Kick it with me for eight, nine hours. Wow. I get in the car with Snoop. We. ride around. He got a security over. there. He said, "You need me?" He said, "No, I'm good cuz I'm good." And rolled. around with us for eight, nine hours. until he had to go do his show.
>> Damn. >> Changed my life. Without Snoop Dog, it. ain't no hot days. >> What's some of the best advice he gave. you? >> Uh, be patient. Be patient. Um, don't. try to don't try to run to Hollywood too. too fast. They ain't doing nothing but. serving our humble pie. >> I never forget when he told me that. >> Wow. >> Yeah. He said he said Hollywood gonna. serve you some humble pie. And I ain't. know what that meant cuz I done wrote. eight nine. uh shows. We got eight or nine IPs. trying to get them off the ground. >> Man, listen. You walking Netflix and.
telling me I got six million followers. So, >> they don't care about none of that, >> right? You get you get you going get. some of that that humble paddic serving. out of here, right? >> I've been getting I've been getting it. for eight, nine years. >> But it's going to come. >> It's going to come. Yeah. Yeah. We going. we going to get it figured out. I'm only. 33 years old. Still in my prime. We. going to get right. >> Because he told you say 4 million. followers that doesn't mean $4 million. >> Yes. 4 million followers going to mean. $4 million. >> Because a lot of time people equate, well, he got this many followers.
X Y and Z. >> Yeah. I I didn't I ain't make I ain't. make a real dollar until I had 6.5. million I believe. or maybe six million. That's when I. really started making money. Uh but you. have you like you famous and broke. I. was famous and broke living out my mama. basement still. Was making no money down. there. >> Really? >> No money. >> None. >> So was it frustrating because you Yeah. Excuse me. You're working so hard. M. >> you're putting all your blood, sweat,
and tears into it. And it seems like. it's all for not. >> and then you hear a lot a lot of stories. like, "Hey, it just I go year after year. after year and just one day.". >> Yeah. One day it happened. >> Yeah. One day it just happened. >> But it is frustrating. You got you we. got five million people around this. world that love you. >> and you ain't got no money. Like damn, bro. Hey, you hard day. Yeah. You want. to buy me a cheeseburger? >> Yeah. >> For real. >> Yeah. Like it it took a long time to. make money off like off the internet. Like I told you, that man making it hard.
for people to come off that internet. now. >> Time to go get some jobs. >> Yeah. >> I'm telling you, >> because uh and I think you But some of. the old guard was was resentful because. they had to go a different route. They. didn't have the access to the internet. like a lot of these young comedians have. now. >> OG don't. Yeah. >> So they had to go on the Chitlin Circuit. and they had to go this and this and. this and you had to build brick by. brick. It was years. It was five, ten. years. Now a guy can come out on IG.
Twitter and it's instantaneous. >> Yep. Facts. That's why a lot of OGs. don't like they don't like guys who. comfort in there cuz the work they had. to put in. Like I got my OG my OG who. taught me how to do stand up. You like. man you got to understand. We was we was. out here doing stand up for 10 piece all. flats. >> Yes. >> And some fries. Y'all just jumped on the. internet. Now y'all famous and rich and. >> I get it. That's why I take that's why I. take the standup side of it so. seriously. Mhm. >> You know what I mean? That's why a lot. of shows and stuff like that was missed. cuz I I respect the game so much. You.
know what I mean? It it wasn't that I. didn't want to do the shows. I just knew. that, hey, look, hold on. I'm not ready, >> right? >> But I shouldn't I should have never even. took the shows if you knew you weren't. going to pull up and make sure you you. took care that business, right? >> You know what I mean? Cuz I don't want. to disrespect that stage. That stage. that stage means something to me. >> That's why I might if I if I don't feel. like I'm up to it, no, bro. Don't cancel. that show. >> But you know, it it's different. Haha. If you think about it, it's different in. every aspect. You look at. >> football players, look look at what they. make compared to what the guys in the. past make. Look at baseball. Look at.
basketball. Look at actors and. actresses. It's a different time now. I. can't be resentful. Yeah. I mean, when I. I remember I was like, "Mom, >> cuz my my mom had her last kid at 24. years old, right?". >> I said, "Mom, you couldn't wait till you. like 30, 35.". >> Yeah. >> Your baby couldn't have been getting. somebody's bread. >> Yeah. >> But it is what it is. >> Cuz guys, guess what, guys? before them. said, "Hey, y'all was working for 10. piece in a flat. We was working for two. piece. >> and we had to clean up.". >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So, it's just it's just a different. time.
>> Different time. >> But you can't be resentful of the time. Just like, you know what? >> Yeah. >> I'm in a time now. If I'm as funny as I. think I am, people will find me. >> But they on top of that, people don't. understand like even with the stand up, like it ain't it's not easy to be making. skits. That ain't easy. No. >> Cuz a lot of OGs, I seen some of OG's. try to get on there and do it. They. can't do it. >> They can't do it. Like we like that's. that's a world too. >> It is. >> like y'all got to allow us to you know. what I mean? I mean show us some love. >> Mhm. >> Cuz it's it's hard to to get famous and. everybody wasn't able to do it. >> right. >> You know there's only select few of us.
that was able to to build a fan base up. off the internet and pick up a phone for. free, download app for free and then get. on there and build over 20 million. people to love you, >> right? >> You know, and it's like with anything. just because you're great at something. that don't mean you going to be famous. There there going to be there there are. a lot of great basketball players that. not as famous, >> right? Right. There are a lot of great. football players. That'll mean And just. because you like you might be funny, but. everybody I mean some of the funniest. comedians might be the least well-known. >> That's a fact. That's a fact. Yeah. Yeah. >> It just happens. >> Yeah.
>> But I can't I can't be resentful of a. football player that came up in today's. time and I'm mad because I didn't make. the money that they're making right now. That he ain't got nothing to do with. that. >> Yeah. That's like you waking up tomorrow. hating Travis Kelsey. Like, >> yeah, what what [laughter] he just. happened to play the position that I. played. He ain't do he didn't change the. landscape. >> Absolutely. >> Television came along. Uh streaming. services came along. Yeah. >> Sponsors, advertisers, all that came. along and it would it exploded. And he. happened to be and these guys in today's.
time, they happen to be the. beneficiaries of it. >> But I I don't I don't look at it and I. wish I wish other people would look at. it that way, but I don't think that it's. it's hard because they see the kind of. money that that you guys are making with. the kids and things like that. >> Yeah. You know, we made we made like we. was able to download, like I said, download a free app and and make. millions of dollars off a free app. And. I get I get where OG's coming from, you. know what I mean? Like they had to get. up there and really put the work in. But. we put the work in, too. >> Yeah. It's just a different just a. different. >> in a different form. >> Uh I had Country Wayne on. Country Wayne. said, "Man, I was making say, you know,
Facebook, Country Wayne was was out. there way way back when." And then and I. remember him telling me like, "Man, yeah, man. I made X amount." I said, "For real, Wayne?" He said, "Yeah." Say, "What's your name? What do you say? He made like. >> Yeah, like seven million in like two. years. >> Damn. [ __ ] I mean, I need to get on. Facebook a little more. [laughter]. >> He makes But you But here's the thing. What What happened, haha, is that they. found out everybody was making money. >> Huh? >> 20 million.
>> He made 20 million. >> He made You said he made 20 million on. Facebook. >> off of Facebook and YouTube. >> In Facebook in in three years in three. years. Right. >> That's news to me. I'm about to soon as. I leave out of here, get my ass on. Facebook immediately. But but you know, but but the problem is is that was in. the beginning stages and so they playing. an absorbent amount of money to keep you. from making the money. Guess what? Now. they keep shrinking it. It used to be 10. $12,000 per million views. Then it's. come down to 78 per million views. Now. they already got it down to like1 to. $2,000 per million.
>> Yeah. And I just did uh I was on I was. on YouTube. I did. >> I did 20 million views last month. >> Yeah. >> I made 400 bucks. >> Mhm. >> I made 400 bucks. And I'm not I'm not. doing like long form uh content on. YouTube. I'm doing it's more of a short. form shorts. >> Yeah, I'm doing the shorts. >> Yeah, >> man. I did 20 million views on YouTube. last month. >> I went and checked it. I That one. [ __ ] said $438. >> You got to get that long form, huh? >> Yeah. Which one we go buy? A bottle. [laughter]. Can't pay no bills with that.
>> You You got Hey, you got Hey, you got. you gonna have to do at least eight. minutes. >> Yeah, that's what it is. It's the long. It's the longer It's the longer form. content. Yes. Yeah. >> Cuz it cuz it's short. How do I put ad. in there? Uh-huh. >> Right. Yeah. >> Cuz by the time Cuz by the time I try to. put that, it's over. >> Can't you do like this? It's over with. >> Yeah. >> You already watch the whole Yeah. I'm. doing 30 second. But yeah, I got to I. got to. >> No. No. No. No. No. You're doing short. Yeah. You got to do long form. >> Yeah. That's what it is. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. See? >> Yeah. >> Game day. >> Well, help me out, Sean.
>> Yeah. When you make it like shoot your. boy up. >> Yeah. No, no, no. Look, I'mma ask you. for something as soon as I leave here. [laughter]. B. So, what have you learned about social. media? >> Um, it's fickle. It's [snorts] fickle. It's always changing. It's always. evolving. >> Algorithms change it. >> Yeah. One day they love you the most, the next day they telling they tell you. they tell you to wrap it up. I said, "Damn, I've been around a long time.". See, one thing about that Twitter. man that street Twitter street. committee, >> man, they will destroy you on that app.
Hey, how you second guessing yourself? >> Yeah. >> They have told me two or three times how. to rap it. say, "Damn, [laughter] how. the hell I get old to the people?". >> You know what I'm saying? >> Yeah. >> Twitter. I don't even get on Twitter no. more. >> You over Twitter. >> [ __ ] happy. >> That's all y'all. >> The black look look the uh the council. coach here on there. >> They get at your body. >> And then I went I went back and forth. with somebody not too long ago. I told. them shut up. I got money. You know what. I mean? And they try to tear me a new.
[ __ ] for talking to that man like. that. But see the problem that I have, let me. tell you what I have. Because they say. you're not above anybody. You just like. us. Okay. I get it. >> Where when you say something reckless to. me and I come back now, you the victim. >> Yeah, that's. >> I didn't jump I didn't jump I don't. follow you. I didn't jump on your. timeline. I'm not on your feed. >> You said something reckless. I check. you. And now do your employer know you. talk like this? >> Yeah. >> Did your employer know you talk like.
that? >> Yeah. [laughter] Right. >> But that's that's what I don't get. You. can't you can't get on there, try to. offend someone, and when they shoot. back, now all of a sudden you the. victim. >> Yeah. >> And and that's what they do. >> Yeah. I had posted a skit and you know, I had a little bit of this oil in me. Had a little bit of that oil in me, man. I get back on there, respond to them, we. go back and forth. Whoop. Oh, hi Davis. He arrogant. He this, that, and the. third. Damn. How you he get to talk to. me any type of way. I I ain't supposed. to say nothing to nobody now. >> It's crazy. Crazy. It's It's crazy. Then.
they tell you you Well, you was never. funny nowhere, man. I'm about to come. pull up on you. [laughter]. You lying to me. >> You lying to me cuz now now they get. personal. Try to hit where her huh? >> You want Yeah. You want to hit with her? >> Yeah. >> I'm about to come pull up on you. >> Yeah. Get all that. >> Uh hold on. You took the dinner with. Jay-Z over 500K. >> You would. That's what you would do. >> I took the dinner with J with Jay-Z. I. take I took the lunch with Jay-Z.
I didn't know nothing about the 500k at. the time. That's where it came from. I I sure hope. I sure hope you got some valuable some. valuable some valuable nuggets out of. that. >> No, I mean I got a lot of game out of. Jay-Z when I when I first sat down with. Jay-Z. What he told me was he said, "Man, I" He said, "Bro," he said, "you. coming up with all these slogans. You he. said he said, "Labels pay millions of. dollars to get slogans like this. You. doing it off the cuff." He like, "How. you doing it?" I'm like, "Man, he just. this was in my mind. this what I think. is funny and I put it out there. And. what was crazy when I first said I was.
Jay-Z, he said, "Bro, I thought you was. gone." I said, "What you mean you. thought I was gone?" He said, "I thought. you I wouldn't be able to get in touch. with you." I said, "You Jay-Z. thought you wouldn't be able to get in. touch with me. [laughter]. The little the little homie was Molly. Mor right. >> from East side of Detroit.". >> It blew my mind when he told me that. That was crazy. That was crazy. >> So he was he tell all these slogans, you. need to copyright them. You need to. trademark them. You need to patent them. And therefore when somebody use them. they you know they have to compensate. >> See the only thing Yeah. See that's what. happened with um Derek Henry. I couldn't.
I couldn't patent a double word. But. when you seen the Old Spice commercial. when they was done, oh you tripping. tripping. >> Oh like when they was doing a double. word. Yeah. >> That's when I posted it on my page like. come on. Y'all can't just run off with. the sauce. >> Yeah. >> And Derek Henry hit me and said I'm not. working with Old Spice no more until. they pay you. They made them people pay me. >> Damn. That was the realest thing that I. can say Derek Henry did. I always. appreciate him for that. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> So D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D. D D Henry made him cut a check, huh?
>> Made him cut. He say he say today he say. y'all pay high Davis I'm not working. with y'all no more. >> Made the people pay. >> Damn. >> Nice little nice little chunk of change. >> Nice little ch. >> Nice little chunk of change too. I ain't. going to lie. It was it was it was up. there in THE SIX FIGURES. >> WHAT? >> YEAH, it was nice little chunk of. change. >> You you you shoot uh King Henry a little. something. >> I mean he I mean he ain't ask for. nothing. Y'all hear that? >> I told him I appreciate him. [laughter]. >> Appreciate you. Appreciate you, big. brother. Appreciate it, big fella.
>> They But they do. Uh cuz if you think. about it, uh uh Patrick Mahomes. >> Yeah. >> I called him I called him a homeboy. >> Yeah. >> They called him a homie. >> Wow. >> Ain't nobody ever get quarterbacks. didn't get no nick. They get no nickname. like that. They think about no mahomie. That's that's the lingo we talk amongst. us. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, >> I see. But I tell you what, Lou, the uh. the thing is Lou Williams, I gave Lou. Williams the name Lemon Pepper Loop. >> For real? >> I did.
>> Why nobody talk about that? >> He told he told the story. Okay. >> Cuz he got you know during the pandemic. they supposed to be in the bubble and he. goes to uh uh Magic City and he says he. orders the wings and you know it just. >> living pepper loose. That's dope. >> Next day he [laughter]. >> we got you got to give what's the name? We need We need a nick for K Cunningham. cuz my pistons they on the way. >> Oo. He doing it. >> He doing it. >> He doing it. >> They play tonight, don't they? >> They do. >> Oh yeah. Let me get to a TV soon. >> I can't wait. Look, we going to burn. through them boys. >> Y'all going to get them tonight?
>> We going to get them? >> Okay. I sure hope so. Pull that belt. out. >> So, did Jay-Z did Jay-Z come to your He. You went to him or he came to you? >> Jay-Z? Matter of fact, I met Jay-Z in. the same city we in right now. >> Oh, did you? >> Yep. We was at the uh we was at the uh. Beverly Hills Hotel and um I'm like I'm. thinking I'm there before Jay-Z. >> Yeah. >> I'm like uh yeah we we here to meet meet. uh they called him they called him by. his real name. >> Sean Carter. >> They called him Sean Carter. Yeah. >> They said who they said who you here to. meet. >> I say Jay-Z. Yo you mean Sean Carter? He.
was already back there. Man came through. the back door of the baby hotel. >> Damn. >> I'm talking about Jay-Z ain't had no. phone, no watch. And for some reason he. knew when he had been sitting down with. me for an hour. He literally sat with me. for 60 minutes on the dot and said, "I. got to go." Man looked at his wrist. I. ain't had no watch on. >> Damn. Promise you. Promise you. Looked at his wrist and had. no watch on. Jay-Z had on He had on He. had on a white t-shirt. This one I knew.
Jay-Z had real money. >> Yeah. >> Cuz when he sat down, the shirt didn't. wrinkle. >> What type of t-shirt is that? >> I said, "What type of t-shirt is that? [laughter]. What type of t-shirt you got on, Jay? The shirt ain't wrinkle or nothing. Sat. down sat down with me for an hour, literally 60 minutes, and say, "Hey, hey, how I got to get out of here.". Like, bro, how you know what time it is? I don't know if somebody was signing him. from the corner or something. Like even. when J when he first started looking for. me, he had somebody hit me up and they was.
like, "Yeah, Jay-Z going to be calling. you from a random number. Just answer. the phone." I done talked to 40 bill. collectors. Ain't none of these numbers. there. >> [laughter]. >> No, no. He finally called me. It was. All-Star weekend. I never forget when. Jay finally called me say, "Hey, say. what's up. You know who this is?". >> I say, I say, I say, I tell my man, I. say, "Oh, this that's J. This J. This. J." Yeah, man. I love what you out here. doing for the people. >> We talked for like 10 10 15 minutes and. then a week later, that's when I met him. out here in the at the bar.
>> Damn. >> Yeah, it was dope. It was dope. I ain't. talked to him since. Jay, hit me up. I. want have another Hey, hey, hey. >> Need a hole something. [laughter]. >> You met Will Smith also, right? >> Yep. Will too. Yeah. Flew out. Will uh. flew me to uh Atlanta for um. it was his 50th birthday party. >> Okay. >> Uh it was like it was Will Smith 50th. bucket list and I um I shot a skit. He. didn't even know I was shooting a skit.
Like I just thought meeting Will Smith. He's just standing over there. This the. first time that I'm getting introduced. to Will Smith. So his people like just. go on and record and the skit came out. crazy and he didn't even know I was. shooting the skit in the moment. Yeah. He flew me to Atlanta. We drove Porsches. and all type of stuff. Like it was. crazy. I ain't have no license. So I was. the only one that didn't get to drive no. Porsches. >> Damn. >> But I was I was looking at them through. the window. Yeah. They was driving. Porsches outside. They made me stay. inside. They said, "You ain't got no. license?" I said, "No.". So it was dope to like to meet Will the. way I did cuz we shot the skit. We shot.
the skit within meet him at the same. time. That's what made it so dope. Like. I shot the skit and met Will Smith at. the same time. You can't can't beat that. type of stuff. >> You have a conversation. You sit down. and you part partake any wisdom. >> Yep. Yep. Yep. Will I mean Will told me. was this the second time or the first. time I met Will? Cuz it's the second. time I I met Will cuz this when he found. out that, you know what I mean, that we. was really a comedy cuz Will ain't even.
know who I was at first. Right. Cuz if. you if you go back and watch the second. skip, that's when he called me Heihei. >> Right. >> So So when we got to the set cuz they. shooting they getting ready to shoot Bad. Boys 3. I don't know if it's they. shooting Bad Boys 4. Okay. >> They getting ready to shoot Bad Boys. four. >> Okay. >> And uh the lady she walked up. She say, "Uh yeah, Will ready to meet me. Hei." I. said, "Who the hell is Hei?". So when he when we uh when we got. together, >> right? >> I said, "Will just call me Heihei." And. then skip right quick. And he was like, "Hey, nice to meet you. Hey, hey, keep.
doing your thing. Hey, heyi. >> But I ain't get a chance to like really. get no real gain from from Will like I. wanted to. >> Okay. >> But it was it was dope. You know what. I'm saying? Cuz Will, you always on the. move. So, we ain't get a chance like to. really sit down and and politic. I never. got a chance to really politicip like I. wanted to. >> You was in Little Nas X Oldtown Road. Oldtown uh road. >> Yeah. Yeah. You like doing stuff like. that? You like being in videos? You want. to You want to do TV? Because a lot of. times you look at you look you go back. and uh Prior and Murphrey and all you. look at all the comedians all of them.
have had you know the the black comed a. lot of the black comedians even have. gone on and parlayed the standup into TV. or movies. Is that something that you're. looking you would like to do? >> Absolutely. Absolutely. I want Yeah. I. want to have at least I 10 to 20 to 30. I mean I didn't did eight or nine movies. but I want it's time I want to get a. movie that you know what I mean just. skyrockets. >> Yeah. Oh, I didn't get a chance to do. that yet. But yeah, I was in the old. time road video. I think the old time. road video got the most views all time, right? >> Really? >> Something like that. >> I don't know.
>> I think got like It got two billion, right? >> Two billion. Yeah, he got two billion. views. Yeah, I was in it was me and. Chris Rock. >> I said, "Yeah, this a horse horse.". [laughter]. >> Yeah. I Yeah. Classic times. [clears throat]. >> Bad. Two billion views, man. You two. that put Hey, you get two billion. >> I want that check. I want that chick. look like I got to ask the label. Woo! Man, if they get this man, [laughter] if. they give if they give you what probably. about 4,000 I mean, it's done dialing. now. So, they probably start out about.
four or 5,000 per million views. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Nice little chunk of chain. Yeah. >> That's nice little chunk of chain, >> man. >> I ain't get no check off that I need to. call somebody. >> Chris Rock. Chris Rock was uh was also. in there, right? >> Chris Rock was in there, too. Yeah. Yeah. like when you when you get an. opportunity to get around a Chris Rock. or some of these more famous comedians, do you you have a conversation with him. or are you just like, >> "Man, Chris Rock was in and out so damn. fast. I ain't get a chance to talk to. him. I ain't get a chance to talk to him. at all cuz he cuz he shot his part and I.
think he he had a heart out. So, >> but he but what was dope was when I said. this a horse horse and then I heard. Chris Rock say that's a horse horse.". I'm like, "Okay, I'm doing something. right." Right. >> You know what I mean? That that was the. validation that I got from it. Right. That was dope for me. Yeah. >> Mean, you know what? I had Whiz on and I. said, "Who?". He like, "Who who can really smoke with. you?" He's like, >> "Probably Snoop.". >> Yeah. >> I think he said, "Willie Nelson.". >> Willie Nelson.
>> I think he said, "Uh, >> that's crazy. >> Check." What? Che. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Snoop got that fire got that scion. >> Yeah. Yeah, he still going Ste going to. pull when he first came to Detroit that. time he pulled out something called some. bubble gum. The weed look look you heard. him. He th. it hurt. He pulled out some weed called. bubble gum man. He one of my homeboy he. smoked the bubble gum with him. He had a. seizure. >> Come on. [laughter]. >> His mama called him said you know you. ain't supposed to be smoking with Snoop. You know you be having seizures.
>> Damn. >> And gave Snoo came up there with the. bubble gum and gave my mans a seizure. Listen listen I lie for you before I lie. to you. Damn. gave my boy a sick. >> I know you don't want no more of that, do you? >> Oh, no. I don't even smoke. When I go. see Snoop, look, he he going to pass me. the blood. I'mma pass it right on. >> Y go ahead. Y'all go ahead. I don't. know. It's It's too strong. It's too. strong. I'm straight. I'm good. >> So now So that's what they do now. So. now they people try to come out who come. out with the strongest strand. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Cuz they cuz Whiz. >> I I don't even I mean I met Whiz, but I. don't think I actually smoked with Whiz.
>> cuz Whiz had Whiz had his already pre-ro. thing. like $50 a joint. I said $50. >> Yeah. >> And it's like the I think he said, "How. much was the box, CJ?" Like 10 25. >> That's that K That's KK, right? >> Yeah. Khalif Khalifa Kush. >> Khalifa Kush. Don't Don't make Kanye. mad. You remember last time he thought. he was talking about you. >> He thought he was talking about Kim K. No, listen. Khalifa Kush. Leave the KK. alone. Big. >> man. [laughter] I said I said, "Man,
how?" He's like there I think there like. 200 pre- rolls in there and they're like. $50 a joint. >> That's crazy. >> You smoked with them? >> No. No, I don't smoke at all. I ain't. never smoked. >> Yeah. Whiz make you stop smoking weed. [laughter]. >> I know. I'm cool. I was in the studio. with Whiz one time, but I don't. remember. We smoked together. >> You did? >> We We smoke with him. Okay. >> You don't remember? >> I just don't remember. Too strong. >> Damn. >> Too strong. See what I'm saying? I don't. remember. >> what how much. >> it was $10,000 worth. He brought You was. right. $50. >> $50 a week. Yeah. >> What? >> Yes. Yes. He brought $10,000 with him.
>> I started ain't that much smoke in the. world. >> Yeah. >> Them pre- rolls. How much pre you know. pre pre-rolls cost, man. >> THAT TOOK THAT TOOK THE WORK OUT OF YOU. AIN'T GOT TO DO ALL THIS. >> I'm just saying though. It ain't that. much smoking in the world, man. >> Man. Hey. >> God damn. I'm cool. I'm [laughter] cool. I don't want to I don't I don't want no. smoke. Literally. >> Yeah. >> Huh? >> Ain't that last? >> No. Oh, he said that last him LIKE A. WEEK. >> DWIGHT. YES. HE NEEDS SOME HELP.
[laughter] We need some help. >> We say that last He say like, "Huh?". >> 2 ounces a day. >> Yeah. >> Why you smoking 2 oz a day? We like what. you like where like what's on your mind? What do you What you think about We. don't like. >> Well, he definitely don't be thinking. about eating cuz he's still able. But. but two a buck 85. >> Yeah. Soaking wet. >> God about we about 160. He in that gym. though. Y'all better leave his long. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. You I see it. Let me make. sure. Yeah, you saw it. >> Yeah, you better leave alone. Hit you.
Hit you with a flying elbow. [laughter]. >> You did a skit uh uh uh skit with Snoop. Dogg in your girl. >> Mhm. Yeah. >> That was. >> classic. [laughter]. That's like. >> I see why that [ __ ] don't like Jody. don't like this [ __ ]. >> I see. Yeah. Do you reach I mean have. have you reached out to other. celebrities asking like hey bro I want. to do a skit. Will you do a skit with. me? XYZ. >> No I just like if I see you in passing.
like because I I kicked up with Chris. Brown for three days straight and didn't. even ask me do a skit you know what I. mean? But if I see you somewhere in. passing or they might ask me like you. know hey h let's shoot something. >> But sometimes you know what I'm saying? If they on the move then we don't get a. chance to do nothing. But. >> right. >> yeah I should have got something with. Chris. I don't know why I didn't shoot. no skip with Chris when we was together. >> You should have. >> I should have definitely did but no. Uh, no. I don't I don't reach out to nobody. to do do no skits. It seems like I don't. mess with nobody, right? >> I just be in [clears throat] my own. world, right? And I'm in Detroit. So, a. lot of people ain't in Detroit like.
that. You know what I mean? But if I was. out here in LA, like living in LA, >> I'll be shooting with everybody. >> You thought about moving. >> I did. I just can't leave Detroit for. some reason. So, look, >> what is it about Detroit? >> They got a hold on me. They got a hole. on me. And it's like like sometimes you. just need that time to yourself where. you know what I mean? LA just too fast. for me. >> Yeah. >> It's way too fast for me. Atlanta the. same way. Yeah. >> And you wouldn't get no sleep. Like I. probably like I probably had some type. of disease if I lived in [clears throat]. Atlanta or something. [laughter] I'll be. hitting everything walking. >> No, you can't. >> I'll be hitting everything walking. You.
get something. You get something. You. get something. >> But your girl though, she going to be. right there. She ain't going to let you. do out the house like that. >> My girl, you know, she ain't that. She. like she she don't want me doing what I. want to do, but she she ain't tripping. I say that. >> Damn. I'm not going to say we in an open. relationship. >> Damn. But but her mind is open. >> [laughter]. >> She open to some suggestions though. >> Yeah, she Yeah, she open to She open to. that. >> Neil, >> do you get upset with your girl your. girl are too nice to your friends?
>> Of course. Well, man, don't listen. This. happened to me one time, Shannon. My. girl made my homeboy a plate BEFORE SHE. MADE MINE. OH, DAMN. I told her I was. up. >> She never did it again, though. >> No, no. Hey, hey, I got that plate. >> Listen, >> I ate his plate. [laughter]. No, nobody eat in front of my at my. house before me. I eat that. >> Look, she walked right past. Where you. going with that plate? Where mine? Took. right to my home. I said, I know damn. well you ain't feed another man before. you fed me. And I paid for THE FOOD AND.
THIS MY HOUSE. You can't be serious. That's news to me. [laughter]. That's news to me. Let's go upstairs. Let's go have a. conversation. Came back down there. She never did that. again, though. >> So, what you say? I was just trying to. be polite. I just trying to be nice. >> Exactly. Their exact words. I was just. trying to be nice. I was just trying, you know what I mean? Be nice to the. house. Guess [ __ ] all that. >> Now pick their own place. >> Look, now y'all ain't get nothing. [laughter]. Now y'all ain't get none at all. Everybody out. Everybody out. Everybody. out the house.
>> I don't even want none. Throw throw all. the food away. Come on. Like come on, bro. You You over you tripping. >> Yeah. I ain't even say nothing. I said. that to her. And it's [clears throat]. one of my favorite meals that we had. She just made some pepper steak and. rice. You ever had pepp and she Hey, he. got the first bite. >> Got the first bite with the pepper steak. and rice. >> You crazy. >> She acting unusual. >> Look, you act I ain't never ever seen. you act like that before. [laughter] Go. upstairs, have a conversation. I'll be. We'll be back down in 2 minutes. Throw. throw all the food away. I don't even.
want nothing. It's Look, it's tarnished. [laughter]. >> I'm sorry. She say she say I'm just. trying to be nice. I mean, that's your. homeboy. It's like come on. That's your. homeboy. >> Yeah. Oh, what you mean? That's just my. homeboy. You know, that's what you got. You start looking at it like that. What. you mean? What you What you mean? >> He just. >> You ain't got his number, do you? [laughter]. >> You start look You start questioning. yourself. You start questioning her. >> I'm playing. Yeah. Everything a. question. >> You was on a tour with Mike Eps and you. was in Meet the Blacks, too. Well, I.
mean, everybody, you know, there there. have been there are certain comedians. >> Yeah. >> that when they come on here, Mike, everybody talk about how Mike puts them. on, gives them game. People rave about. Cat. Cat gives them money. Cat does X Y. and Z. There have been there's some. people. >> Yeah. >> that when they come on, >> there isn't a bad word spoken. >> Yeah. >> Mike Els is one of those people. >> Absolutely. Mike Mike one of the most. genous people you going to meet. Yeah. He took me on tour. He had been trying. to get me on that tour for three, four. years. Like I told you, I wasn't You.
guys wasn't [snorts] ready. You know. what I mean? Like it take forever to. write a good joke. It take forever to. write a decent joke. >> And um when you on that stage, man, like. you got to be ready. Yes. >> Especially if you doing we doing arenas. We we in front of 10 15,000 people a. night, >> right? >> You got you better be ready. Yes. >> Cuz it ain't like the internet. You. can't go back and redo this, >> right? >> You can't go back and redo this. I was. getting off the stage and putting my. name in in a couple cities like, "No, that wasn't it." Haha. >> That wasn't it. >> But you go back to the drawing board, right? You know what I mean? I I got.
booed in one city. I got booed one time. >> Did you? >> Yeah. The next The next night, I tore up. though. The next night after the fool, we was in um. Beluxy that Beluxy is when I tow it up. the night before that. I forgot we was. We was somewhere We was somewhere in uh. >> Memphis. >> In Memphis. He was in Memphis. We was in. Memphis. But my mic was going out. >> Yeah. >> And at this point, I'm not even knowing. what I'm saying, man. They boo out me. >> Damn. >> Next day, I get back out there in act.
>> But you say, you know, you know, like he. been trying to get in touch with me for. several years, but I felt I wasn't. ready. >> Yeah. Don't you have to like get on stage and. like repeat a joke before the joke. becomes complete? >> Yes. Yeah. Like you take these you take. these same jokes over across the world. everywhere you go. You know what I mean? I got jokes I've been telling. >> for eight nine years, but a lot of. people ain't never heard it. But it's. classic. It's a classic joke. Right now. I don't know what's in Dave Chappelle. mind how he's able to keep on putting. all these specials. I don't know where. you're getting all this information.
from. >> That bad. >> But uh animal he's on historic. [laughter] run. That door was a historic run. >> Historic. I don't know where like I got. 40 minutes probably maybe might have an. hour. >> Yeah. >> He done put out seven, eight, nine hours. of material in just the last two, three. years. Like Dave, where is you getting. like you are you going to Mars and. getting this information coming back. with it or something? >> Historic real. >> The thing is is that he there's so much. information in the way he his jokes.
about what's transpiring right now. Yeah. >> So it seems like just every day it's. like he probably tell you the material. rights itself. >> That's what it is. Dave Spiel, he so he. say he tell you a joke from the back to. the front. I said I ain't never heard. nobody talk like that. Pause. [laughter]. >> Yeah. You know how good you got to be to. tell a joke from from the end to the. beginning. >> Yes. >> You got to be good. >> He he put his head up in there. You look. I uh I'm old enough to remember prior. and obviously I remember Murphy.
>> Yeah. Boy, he he putting this he he. putting it it's gonna be hard when it's. all said and done that he look and I. love George Carlin. I mean there have. been a lot of there have been a lot of. comedians. >> for sure. >> but boy that Chappelle. >> that pale different. >> that joke the way he can tell a story. >> Yeah. >> It's almost like you're there like he's. telling a story like he met somebody in. a bar and he's having this conversation. It's almost like hell I was sitting. right next to him and I heard everything. that he said. >> Yeah. >> That's how he weaves you in. He brings. you in and you feel like you were there. >> Definitely. Y I had two I had two.
comedians tell me this. It was it was. Dave Chappelle and Red Grant. They told. me don't be afraid of silence. When you. on that stage, don't be afraid of. silence. And when you watch Dave Chapel, it'll be silent in there for five to 10. minutes. But when you get to that punch. line, >> Yes. >> when it get to that punch line. >> Yeah. >> It's a whole different story. >> That's the thing. That's the thing. Because And he's a he's a you know, some. people just keep to just bam bam. They. just keep them coming. Yeah. >> Dave is a storyteller. the story. >> and it's going to take him 3 to 5. minutes to build it up. >> But when he drop it,
>> Yeah. >> The house coming down. >> House coming down. >> You know, I went to school with Reg. Grant. >> You did? >> Red Grant. Me and Regg went to Savannah. State together. >> That's my guy. >> Yeah. >> I I remember he was running Did he ever. become mayor? >> I don't I don't think I don't think so. >> Okay. Yeah. I remember when he was. running for mayor. Okay. Yeah, that's my. guy right there. Y'all went to Y'all. went to school together? >> We did with Savannah State, bro. >> Was he playing ball? >> Yeah, he was on the team. >> Oh, [ __ ] Ain't nobody supposed to be on. the team with you. You a supposed to be. [laughter]. What team was that? >> It was the B team.
>> Cat was also Did you see Cat the other. Cat and Kevin Hart? Did you see them. last night? >> I seen that piece. >> That was dope. That was that was dope. That was dope. You know, they've been at. war for. >> for a minute. >> For a long time. Yes. I I probably I. probably was in my early 20s when they. first started beefing. >> Yeah. Easy. [clears throat]. It's dope to see, you know what I'm. saying? Them put all that to the side. cuz everybody getting older, man. I'm. glad people that look like us can do. that. >> Yeah. Yeah. We deserve it. >> We do. >> Cuz we Cuz all we we like us black.
folks, we be at war forever for what. reason? And we don't even know what we. at war for. >> Nope. >> You just be at war with each other. >> cuz there's enough money to go around. >> Tons of it. Tons of. >> Cuz guess what? If they run out, they'll. print more. They they they do it during. the pandemic. They just started printing. money. Yeah. >> Ain't had no backing for it. They. >> I missed the pandemic. That's when I. made the most money in the world. I. ain't have to leave a house. >> Yeah. Because everybody was inside. They. needed something to watch. So that's why. that's probably when your skits were at. their highest because nobody had. anything to do and they just wanted to. be entertained. >> That's a fact. >> I had I had a ball during the pandemic. Had to leave a house.
>> Yeah. >> Making almost $100,000 a month. >> Damn. >> Oh, the pandemic was crazy. We ran we. ran up we ran up some money. >> Y'all ran it up, huh? >> Oh, we ran up a check. >> We tore it up. Couldn't nobody leave a. house. Everybody need a promotion. They. couldn't promote their own businesses. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Come to me. I got you. >> Damn. >> I'm talking about now it was it was the. best time of my life. maybe almost. 100,000 a month and just sitting at home. eating, getting fat, and playing the. game all day. That's the best life. Look, that's the best life you can live. >> I had a ball. Bring the We need another. pandemic. [laughter].
>> You r You done ran it up. So you you put. some of that, you put some of that away. then. >> I brought a house. I brought a house. Brought a nice house. >> Damn. >> Yeah. Brought me a big house. Um spent a. lot of it. Spent a lot of it gambling. >> You like to gamble? >> Yeah. Got Had to stop it. Hold on. So So. you g you like playing cards or you. betting sports? >> Betting on sports. Uh betting online. that like cuz that's the worst addiction. that a man can get addicted to is.
gambling. >> Why you say that? >> Cuz you believe you can beat them and. you can't. [laughter]. You will never out work the act like. this AI. >> Yeah. >> You online betting every day. >> that woke up and lost three $400,000. gambling. You lost three 400. >> I probably lost 500,000. Probably half a. million. Gamble. Thinking I can beat the. system. And I'm telling my I'm telling. my people there. I'mma get them today. I'm going to get him today. >> What you betting on football? >> I'm I'm betting I'm betting on football. I'm betting on basketball. But I'm I'm.
playing blackjack. online. >> Yeah. >> They whoop me down. They put a belt to. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> They put a belt to my ass. >> Yeah. Hey, it's it's cra man. It's. crazy, man. That online that online uh. blackjack. >> Yeah. I almost had to go get a job. >> It was crazy. >> Online blackjack, online poker. >> You're not going to never beat him. You. can't beat them. No. >> And I was telling myself every day, Sh. Look up. Look, I'm down 500,000. >> Damn.
>> 500 grand for real. >> Listen, young people, leave it leave. that gambling alone. >> You don't You don't gamble no more, do. you? H. >> Oh, I'm done with it. I ain't got. nothing else to give them. [laughter]. I ain't got nothing to give them. Sh. Hell no. Got one. They got you. >> They got me. They whoop me. They whoop. me. They whoop my feet. >> They whoop my feet, boy. >> Well, you know that bad man. That [ __ ]. on that [ __ ] They whip your feet now. >> Whoop my feet. You hear me? I don't want. to see that belt no more. >> Uh, what's it like? What's it like.
working? Have you been on tour with Cat? Have you worked with Cat other than the. >> uh uh Meet the Blacks tour? Uh, no. That. was the first time I worked with Cat. Um, Cap was on there. He was on there. kind of bully me a little bit. You know, I was new to the game. >> Yeah. >> He like, "Man, that man don't know what. he on here doing. He don't know what he. doing. He was doing that the whole time. while I'm filming." Like, you know what. I'm saying? Like, he was kind of like. bullying me on set a little bit. Right. >> So, after we got done shooting the. movie, Cat Williams came to my trailer, knocked on my trailer, and said, "Man, I. just want you to know I'm a big fan." I. said, "Oh, he was doing this on.
purpose.". >> But it was dope. It was dope to work. with him, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. Meet the Blacks, too. Yeah. He was the whole time that man don't. know his lines. So, some somebody feed. him. Somebody feed him some lines whole. time while we out there filming. I'm. like, "Come on, Cat. Let up on me.". >> It was dope though. It was dope. It was. dope working with Cat. >> Uh, but you also uh were Kevin Hart and. you said Kevin Hart said, "Don't f it. up. I'm expecting big things from you.". >> Yeah. >> To hear Kay Hart say that because he's. such a hard worker. Uh,
>> yeah. He going to get his workouts in. and he going to do a TV. She going to be. He's working on something all the time. >> Yes, sir. And I And then he told me not. to f it up. And I then I fed it up. >> How you Oh, yeah. Things happen. >> Yeah. >> You're human. >> Yeah. >> Make you relatable. >> Yeah. Yeah. No, I almost amped it up. though. Definitely almost amped it up. But you know, you learn from your. mistakes. >> Absolutely. >> You learn from your mistakes. Yeah. You. know what I mean?
>> For sure. You you learn that when you. living in a public eye, you they hold. you to a different standard. >> Correct. >> You know, and no matter no matter what. happened because they don't look at you, they don't look at you as. when people see you on television, they. see you on the internet, they know you, but they don't see you as them. >> They feel that you should be above. things that might happen to them. You. should be exempt from that because money. is supposed to make you exempt. You're. not supposed to get sick. You're not.
supposed to get upset. >> Yeah. Like what? We We still humans. They don't think we humans. >> They think money is the end all be all. >> Yeah. >> The only thing money allows you to do is. that it can you can throw it at problems. that they can't. >> Yeah. >> You can get if you get sick, you can get. better treatment. >> than some of them can. >> Yes, sir. >> But money don't exempt you from you get. diseases, you can get in a car accident, you have tragedies, you have things that. go on in your life. Money doesn't exempt. you from anything. Yeah. Do you had did.
you did you have Wasn't it Sunday that. you didn't want to play ball or had but. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. I I always. wanted because ever since I was a kid, ever since I was about 9 or 10 years. old, I dreamed of playing in the NFL. >> Wow. >> It's the one thing I always want. I. didn't want to do anything else. >> Yes. >> Other than play football. >> Wow. >> And God blessed me with ability. uh he. gave me the grandparents that I have uh. born to my mom and her parents were very. very disciplined, very structured, very. hardworking and it gave me that.
discipline. >> So God, you know, my mom and dad, you. know, they were athletes and then. >> hey, that's all I ever wanted to do. Haha. >> Every Sunday you was ready to go. >> What? >> Wow. >> What? >> Yeah. >> I couldn't wait. I mean practice I. actually I had more fun in practice than. the game. >> because I got an opportunity. I was. around guys. I got to tell jokes. you. know, in the meetings we laughing and. talking on the field, walking to the. field, we stretching. It was just. because I but I always knew that like. when this thing is over,
>> it's really over. >> and I'm and I'm not going to be around. these guys anymore cuz you know what. it's like when you go on tour and you. around all these other comedians and. like one day you're like one day this. thing going to stop. >> Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know and I and I. and I had missed three or four five. shows. You know what I'm saying? But. once the tour was over I was like damn I. it's over. It's over. >> It's over. >> Yeah. You know, a wise a wise woman once. told me, "Don't abuse the gift.". >> Yeah. >> And I didn't realize what she meant when. when she said that, but you start seeing.
things not happen the way that they once. happened for you and you was. [clears throat] at the top of your game. >> Mhm. >> And then the phone ain't ringing the way. it once r before. You're abusing the gift. >> Uhhuh. They might tear down your house. >> Yeah. >> But you still have the gifts to go build. another one. See, that's. >> shot to that. >> See, that's the thing is that if you. can't build it, well, somebody tear. something down and you can't fix it. But. see, God gave you gifts. He gave you a.
voice. He gave you the ability to be. funny. He gave you the ability to make. people laugh. >> Yes, sir. >> Yeah. We all go through stuff. >> Yes, sir. >> But you got a gift to go rebuild it. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm trying to do. now. like you know with all the all the. things that I did in my career Shannon. like far as the people that I thought I. was better than or just missing shows or. the agencies you know um. >> messing over the people who who gave me. the opportunities. >> like that's where I'm at now it's it's a. real it's a rebuilding stage for me now. >> Yes. >> You know like I like I like I hurt a lot.
of people. >> I hurt a lot of people messed over a lot. of people. >> but once you sit down and you look in. that mirror and you realize. hey the God gave you an opportunity to. be here. Yes. >> Now that's where I'm at in my career. now. Fixing it all. >> Yeah. >> I'm I'm in a fix I'm in fixing mode. >> Well, I think the the biggest thing is. that you got to accept accountability. So few people don't want accountability. Accountability. >> It's it's always somebody else's fault. Well, he did this or she did that or. that happened, that happened. Okay. And. all that process, he, she, they.
>> What about you? >> What about you? >> Yes, sir. >> And see, once you That's the toughest. thing is to look at your own reflection. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When I got up. and looking at me and realized all the. people that I had hurt along my career. >> Mhm. >> All the people gave me opportunities and. I just off and didn't go take care of. it. >> Mhm. >> Now you starting to realize like, okay, >> I messed up. >> These people gone. >> Yeah. >> These people gone. They ain't coming. back neither. >> Yeah. >> But that's where I'm at now. Trying to. fix it all. Fix it all.
>> Chappelle, you open for Chappelle? >> Yeah. In uh in Houston. >> Yep. It was dope. We was at the House of. Blues. Mhm. >> Yeah. Uh Dave didn't even know who I. was. Dave Chappelle didn't even know who. I was at that time. The two security. guards that he had at the time knew who. I was, >> right? >> And they like, "Man, [clears throat] how. Dave, you hilarious?" And uh Dave. Chappelle had walked up to me and said, "Man, I don't know who you are, >> but uh my my security guard say you're. hilarious.". >> So after that, that's the first time I. seen Dave. And then I seen him like two. or three other time when he shot a.
special in Detroit. >> Yeah. >> And uh Florida. Florida. Florida and. Detroit. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's when that was the time that. Dave told me, "Don't be afraid of. silence. Don't be afraid of silence.". Cuz he a storyteller. Like I be like I. tell jokes fast. I want to get to the. punch line immediately. I'm trying to. get to it now. >> Yeah. >> You know what I [clears throat] mean? >> Yeah. >> I watch I sit up there like you like. where Dave going with this? Where you. going? >> Yeah. >> And then he'll take you way over there. >> Yeah. >> And bring you way back over here. >> Yeah. See you like like me. I'm I'm like. the roast cuz I like to just go keep.
going. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That's that. You know what I'm saying? And and some comedians are like that and. they can just roll them off like that. >> But Dave is, >> you know, you look at Cat Cat just going. to go boom boom boom boom boom. >> I seen I seen it last night when they. were doing the roast. >> Yeah. >> Y'all. going at it, ain't y'all. [laughter]. >> But that that cat can't just keep Hey, he just. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And and and the way his mind thinks. >> Yeah. >> But it's unbelievable. I I love roast.
cuz I uh when I was growing up, roasting. was a big thing. Yeah, >> they kind of got away from them because. it's like. >> this what's that what's this uh. politically correct society? >> Yeah, it's a whole different world. >> Yeah, it's a different world. But they. kind of getting back to it now. You see. they they slowly and the roast they. slowly going. >> Yeah. >> toward to a like damn they they hadn't. seen stuff like that in a while, >> right? >> Cuz when they when they was getting Tom. when they got Tom Brady and that I saw. just a little bit. I've been trying to. catch up with uh with Kevin's the one. they did on Kevin last night. Mh.
>> I was like, "Okay, y'all kind of getting. back." Because when Dean Martin was. having them roasters and they was having. Don Rickles and they having all them. people coming there, boy, they said, >> "Yeah, >> boy, you'd have been cancelled." Hey, their kids would have been cancelled. The grandkids would have been cancelled. You saying some of the stuff they were. saying, >> man, some of the stuff Bernie Mack was. saying back there. I don't know. Look, >> no, no, no, no. You. not. >> I don't even I don't know. Bernie, look, he look Bernie. Look, Bernie, whatever. came of Bernie mind, he said. It became. >> Well, that's why he that's why he became. one of the goats for me.
>> Absolutely. >> Yeah. >> Still live in Detroit. Never left. >> You don't get tired of Detroit winners? >> I do. I do. Like it get it get super. cold up there. It be freezing up there. It be freezing. Um No, I just like. that's just where I'm from. You know. what I mean? Like then my birthday in. December. My birthday December 21st. I'm. like a polar bear any damn way. >> So I don't mind I You'll see me outside. on in December with no coat on. probably. got a beater on. They're walking around. in the back. >> What? >> It's eight inches of snow. I said I got. a beater on. I I might go out and shovel.
the snow with a beater on. >> Yeah. I'm like I'm a real Detroiter. What they call they call us Michiganers. >> Yeah. >> Michiganians. >> Yeah. But no, I I never wanted to leave. I never like I never. LA too fast for me. And then Georgia too. country for me. I'm a city boy. Yeah. I'm a city boy. I like I always been a. city boy. cuz I enjoyed growing up in. Detroit. I never wanted to leave. >> So you going to be So basically. Detroit's home and I ain't going.
nowhere. >> I ain't going nowhere unless somebody. buy me a house. [laughter]. >> You got something for me, Shannon? >> Hey, I ain't I ain't in I ain't in LA no. more. I live. >> Oh, you went back home? >> I'm in Vegas. >> Oh, you in Vegas? Yeah. >> Okay. I can't live in Vegas. I just told. you I I got. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I ain't I ain't. got no problem near Leave me leave me. alone. I'm good. Uh, you said gas prices are better than. Detroit. >> They is. I mean, I hear. >> What does gas stand for though?
[laughter]. >> I forgot. I forgot. >> Getting your ass stuck up. >> Getting your ass stuck up. Yeah, >> cuz that's cuz that's, you know, it's. like that in a lot of the cities cuz. Atlanta, the gas station is most one of. the most dangerous places. >> And gas out here. $10. >> in some and Kelly. Yeah. >> Yeah. It's probably like seven. 7 8. nine. Yeah. >> You ain't even got to ride me. Just take. the car. I'm going to take the I'm going. to take the bike out the trunk. [laughter]. >> Take the car. Go ahead. That's where. everybody do. Do Do uh Detroit Do y'all. have a lot of electric cars in Detroit?
>> Yeah. Yeah, we do. We do. We do. I mean, our gas right now in Detroit gas is. probably $4. 389. On a good day, get. some gas about 38. >> That's regular, huh? That ain't the. premium cuz you know the premium always. been high. >> No. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. The premium. going to cost you about five. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. Premium out here. Premium out here is a good seven, eight, maybe even nine. If you got a truck, if. you if you in if you in Cali, you got a. truck and gas $10, you going to be out. of $250. >> Yeah. >> Like that's like that's a. >> Well, you got to put that in there. Somebody talking about put $20 in there. I like where you going to the next pump.
[laughter]. >> Where the hell YOU GOING WITH $20? >> YOU AIN'T GOING TO leave this gas. >> Oh, you just pulling up. >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. You You. pull up. You ain't going to pull up. >> So, yeah. This the this gas this gas is. No, it's out of control. It's out of. control. Trump got to get it together. You got to get it together. Favorite. So favorite Detroit. You a. Lions? >> Uh Pistons. Yeah. >> Tigers. Red Wings. Or are you Pistons? Lions. Red Wings. Tigers. How does it.
go? >> Lions first always. >> Lions first. Okay. You Lions? >> Lions first always. Okay. >> Pistons. Pistons. >> Uh then the Tigers. I've never even been. to I got to go. They said it's fun. I. get out there. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm just. anything Michigan. Like I'm I'm more of. a Michigan fan than a Michigan State. fan. Okay. >> I mean, Shout out Shout out to Michigan. I just they just won a natty. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. They just won a natty for. basketball. Then the football team won. two years ago. So we've been on fire. >> Y'all been doing pretty good. >> We've been doing all right. >> And and Detroit the Lions been doing. Lions. Y'all need to get over that hump, though. >> Man, come on. They can be breaking my. heart. I'm tired of that [ __ ] I can't.
keep on watching it. >> Ain't no reason that we up 17 and then. we lose NFC Championship game like that. How we up 17 at halftime? >> I heard that. >> And hurt my heart. How we lose? >> Did you go to the game? >> No, I was in San Francisco. I watched it. from home. >> You watch? Okay. >> Yeah. But how? But you don't you don't. you don't you don't travel with them. Like if they go place you don't really. go. You just when they home you going to. the game. >> Yeah. And they if they home then most of. the players give me tickets. I I be. having a lot of Lions players at my. house. >> Do you? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. J Mo always over. >> right. >> That's my guy. He always come by the. house kick it. You know what I mean? Uh.
uh Gibbs. All of my guys. I always kick. it with him. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> Y'all my dogs. >> Look. I mean y'all had Matthew Stafford. He Lee. Go get a bowl. >> That was crazy. >> Y'all had Barry. Y'all had Cal. Y'all. had Megatron. >> I just seen Megatron the other day, too. >> Yeah, >> bro. Why y'all have all them good. players? >> This before your times, Billy Sims, but. he ended up messing up his knee. He wore. number 20, man. Why y'all have all these. good players and y'all don't do nothing. with them, man? >> Cuz they. >> they leave early, too. >> I think I just felt like they didn't. want to spend the money. Now they. spending the money.
>> Yeah. >> You know, cuz if you look at the Lions. team right now, it's about it's about. eight or nine players over there that. got $100 million. Yeah. >> So, they starting to spend that money. now. You got you got. >> golf, Gibbs, >> Sue. >> Yeah. P Su Arman St. Brown. >> Yeah. J Mo. >> Jay Mo just got 80 million. Like they. giving that money out now. You got you. got to pay him. >> Yeah. >> I mean they just they just [ __ ] my dog. McGomery out. I didn't like that. I. didn't like that y'all [ __ ] my my dog. McGomery out. But we going to see what. PCO can do with with Gibbs in that back. field. We going to see what we can do. See, I'm See, me and you can look I look. I know some football now. I know a.
little something. >> Well, you you like the football? >> Yeah. I love football. >> So they going to win the Super Bowl this. year? >> No, probably not this year. Probably not. this year. >> What? What year? >> I hope before I die. [laughter]. I don't know cuz I thought that was our. year, >> right? >> When we went to the NFC Championship. game, that was supposed to be our year. Like it's no like no way. We supposed to. win it. >> or at least go. We supposed to at least. go, >> right? >> Lions win the Super Bowl. You going to. cry? >> I'm going to cry. Cry like a baby. Yeah. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry like. a baby. You going to have Look, somebody.
they gonna have to carry me out. They. have to carry me from in front of the. TV. >> I'm telling you, I'm gonna cry. I'm. gonna cry like a baby when boys win. It's gonna mean so much to me, >> right? Yeah, >> cuz I seen See, I was around when them. boys went 0 and 16. Yes. >> You got paper bags over your heads. >> and you know what I mean? That hurt the. city. >> Yeah. >> But now that they good, you know what I. mean? Then y'all get close. >> and almost do it. Y'all got to do it. though. >> Yeah. You got to take advantage of it. >> Yeah. >> You guys were bad for a while and now. you good. You got to take advantage of.
that though, bro. You got You got to. cast You got to cash that check in. though. Huh? You got to you got to Dan. Cameron better hurry up before they get. him up out of there cuz I ain't anybody. gonna keep hearing all them speeches. You better go win it. [laughter] I'm. tired of hearing your speeches. You. better go win it. >> He get you motivated though he get. >> He get you motivated. No, I'm tired of. hearing all the motivation. Then you. don't you don't do the motivational [ __ ]. you're talking about. [laughter] Go do. it. >> Your Pistons. >> Yeah, >> they going to get it done. >> I think they going to get it done. I. think I think the Pistons I think they I. think they go to the finals this year. I. don't know if they win it. It's It's.
going to be hard to beat OKC. He's going. to be hard to beat. Win be I don't know. what was up with him last night throwing. him elbows. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He got Man. Hey, what. y'all going to do with the the Knicks, man? You said the Knicks, man. The. Knicks. >> We didn't get the Knicks. I think we get. the Knicks. >> Y'all get the Knicks. >> We almost got them last year. >> Yeah. >> You remember we almost got them. >> Y'all almost got them. >> Yeah. Like to go from the Pizz 14 and. 68. >> Yeah. >> The last two years. And then this year, best team in the East. You can't beat it. now. >> Yeah. >> You can't be mad at it. >> You can't be mad at it. Who your uh uh.
uh your favorite Piston. >> of all time? >> No. [ __ ] on this team current team. >> You got you gotta go Khan. >> You like K? >> I like Kade cuz you know I like K cuz he. don't do a lot of talking. He just go. out there. He just go out there and. show. He be hooping. >> He be out there hooping. He ain't going. to do a lot of talking to you. He go out. there give you 40 points and go home. That's what he do. >> You another guy uh uh Michigan. >> Mhm. >> Draymond. >> Draymond crazy. [laughter]. >> Why you say Draymond crazy? Man, Draymond is crazy, man. I watch.
>> You want to go on the Pistons? >> Yeah. He need to come on home. Yeah. Come on. Come on home. Come on back. Come on back home. Cuz Draymond from. Sagarov, but he from me. >> Yeah, he from Sagn. >> Yeah, come on home. You know what I. mean? We need you. We can use you, >> man. You want him and Stewart on the. same team. >> That's what I was thinking, too. I'm. like, it's going to be they going to get. thrown out every game. >> It's going to be crazy. [laughter] Look, look, so many tech cuz how many. technical fouls can you give for they. they suspend you? >> I think 16. >> 16. Oh, they going to look. They going. to look like 16 a piece. [laughter].
Look, do the math on that. No, I definitely love I love I love. Draymond to come home, though. >> Yeah, >> it'll be dope to see him in in a Detroit. uniform before he before he get out. before he retire. >> Uh did you see Angel Reef post uh you. know, she used to date Jaylen. >> Yeah. >> Her new boyfriend uh uh Wendle Carter. Jr. dumped on him. >> Yeah, >> she posted it. >> She She wasn't right for that. [laughter]. >> Cuz you don't put your nuts on a man's. head. and you go off and repost that. >> Come on, man. >> I'm just saying I'm She wasn't right for.
that. >> Would you Let's just say uh you dated. someone that was famous. Y'all break up. and you dated someone else famous. >> Uhhuh. >> Would you be posting? Would you be. trying to throw little subtle shots? >> Yeah, cuz I'm petty like that. >> Come on. >> I'm I'm I'm petty like that. She was. being petty in the moment. And it's okay. to be petty. >> Yeah, >> but that was petty. >> Yeah, >> that was petty. [clears throat] That was. petty behavior. And it's okay because I. would do something like that. Would you? >> Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Absolutely. >> Why not? You wouldn't?
>> No. >> You I'm too private. Oh, you are Oh, you. going to get that? You going to get that. petty? >> I get petty. I get petty. >> Why? >> It's just if you move on, >> it's it's adrenaline rush. >> That's what I feel like it is. >> Are you going to move on or you not? >> I even if you move on, you still got to. be petty. >> No, you don't have to let it go. >> You still got to be petty. >> You let it go. You let it go. [laughter]. >> Do you Do you remember the malice in the. palace? How old were you in the Malice. of the Palace? >> The Malice of the Palace. I was um. >> I was. >> 13 14. >> 12. I might have been 12 13. Yeah. I.
watched it. I watched it live on TV. I. never forget that. Yep. And that's the. crazy part cuz they went on to win it. that same year. >> Yeah. They went on to win it. That was. crazy. And that's when Reggie Miller was. like he was pissed. >> Yeah. >> Cuz Reggie like I'm going to retire. retire and y'all are half the team gone. >> Yeah. What year was that? 2008. >> That was 2003. >> No, >> that was 04. 03. That was 03 04. >> You sure? >> For sure. >> I think it was I think it was eight. >> Nah, >> I think it was like six or seven. >> 04. >> 04. >> 04. >> I'm from the D, baby. I know.
>> it was 04. >> But they But they wanted they wanted. Hold on. >> They won Piss won. We won in 04. >> Y'all won 03 04. It happened. So it. happened in the 04 season. >> Yeah. >> So after So after they had won it. >> Yeah. >> After Detroit, they won it. They had. beaten the Lakers. Remember they beat. the Lakers? >> Yeah, they beat the Lakers. Yeah. >> Damn. >> And that's when that's when Kobe and. Shaq was at at had [clears throat] war. with each other. So I'm like, "Yeah, y'all y'all keep on beefing. Let us go. get our little chip and get on up out of. here. [laughter]. >> Damn. >> Yeah. Yeah. It was a time though. Yeah. >> But y'all the Bad Boy Pistons. I mean it.
this started way way I mean. >> Oh, you talking we smacking Michael. Jordan around. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I remember that. I know somebody. here from Chicago back there. I know. You [laughter] know that's we we made. Michael Jordan get in the gym. We made. Michael Jordan go. >> Y'all made start lifting weight. >> We made Michael Jordan go start lifting. weight. We was smacking Michael. We. ain't let him come down that paint. >> But they had man they had left. Boy Sam, it was it was choke slime Michael Jordan. when you was coming down through there. >> Boy, you do a superstar like that, you. going to be [laughter] with like. you do a superstar like that today. Oh.
yeah, you might be out the league. >> Yeah, you go. Yeah, they going to sit. you down for some time, man. >> That's a fact. >> You remember when LeBron James hit y'all. up, had 48 points, scored the final 25. points against your team, >> man. I was a kid. I don't remember that. I don't remember this. >> Hold up. What you mean? That was like. That was like four years old. So you. about 15, 16, then? >> I was about a kid. [laughter]. No, I do remember that. I do remember. that. I do remember that. >> Hey, what if LeBron came and play for. the Pistons? >> I'd be at his house every day. Look, I'll be a chef. I move in. What you need. me to do, Brian? What you need to do.
today? I love Look, I love But I don't. think Brian ever come play for the. Pistons cuz he he he cuz they they they. try to destroy him in Cleveland cuz he's. from Cleveland, >> right? >> You know what I mean? What he did with. the Cavaliers, I don't think he'd ever. play he could ever be he could never be. a Piston. Nah. Uh-uh. Were you at a. house party with LeBron? >> Uh, I did a movie. I did a movie with. LeBron. Yeah. How. >> did you get to interact with him? >> I didn't see Brian. Like when I shot my. part, I shot my parts uh in in the. neighborhood. I didn't I didn't I didn't.
get a chance to meet Brian, >> but I met Brian in in a different set. I. didn't meet him on the set of the movie. though, right? >> Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I met Brian. Matter of fact, this is crazy. I met. Brian. Was this 2016 when they was this. when this went uh this when the this. when the Cavs. >> they won the championship beat Golden. State? >> This this when they was playing Golden. State and uh J.R. Smith I was out here. I had a show I was in San Francisco. I. had a show in San Francisco. >> Jr. was like, "Man, pull up to the. hotel. I want to show you something, man." He took me back there. He took me. back to the whole team was back there. Brian, all that, man. It was about it.
probably half million dollars on table. Everybody back there gambling. And uh he. brought me back there to meet Brian. Brian was like, "Keep doing your thing.". I didn't know LeBron knew who I was, >> right? >> But I went to the bar. Every time I. looked back, there was less and less. money on the table. Like, ain't nobody. going to steal from y'all. [laughter]. By the time we turned back around, about. $200 on the table. All the money was off. the table. [clears throat] I said, "Bro, ain't nobody trying to take nothing from. you. Anybody going to run out here with. nothing, Brown? Y'all keep money on the. table." That was crazy though. That. first time I met Brown. Brown was taller. than me sitting down. That [ __ ] was.
crazy. [laughter] Like, man, keep doing. your thing, big fella. Ice on his knees. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. [clears throat] Well, it was dope. to you. >> What were they playing? Berray, >> huh? >> Gus, what were they what were they. playing? What car game? >> I don't know. I don't know what car game. they was playing. I ain't even look at. the table cuz I ain't want Look, so much. money on the table. I. >> You You didn't want to [laughter] do. that. You. >> I didn't want to look at the table. It. was crazy though. That was crazy when I. met Brown. >> But you went to uh you know, uh Jamie. Fox used to have a lot of parties. I. don't know if he still have them. You. went to one of uh Fox's parties, right? >> Yeah, I went to one of Jamie Fox's. party. Jamie Fox. First time I met Jamie.
Fox, he uh walked up to me, man, and. grabbed me by the shoulder and said, "Man, I watch your I watch your IG like. a television. That was dope.". >> Yeah, >> that was dope. When Jamie told me that, he said, "Man, I watch He said, "I watch. you on IG like a television." Like a. television, man. Jamie, you know what I. mean? He been on TV and did all these. these great things, right? You know, like I wanted like I wanted to be we. wanted to be like Jamie. We wanted to be. like Jamie. We all wanted to be like. Jamie. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? But for him to to. tell me that he knew me and the love he.
showed me, nah, you can't beat that, right? >> That's real. That's that that's legit. love. >> You like boxing? Because a lot of times, especially with guys get knocked out. You like big fella, >> come on. I love I love doing it. And you. know, I got to quit doing it cuz I don't. want one box to catch me on the street. and say, "Now, show me what he did to. me. [laughter]. >> That's the only thing I don't want to. happen cuz I I voice over all the. knockouts." You do. >> No, no, no. You give me an example. You. do what he just did to me. >> Yeah. >> I don't want nobody catching me outside. He said, "I don't want no smoke, man. After you bad, I'm just Hey, man. I'm. just having a little fun. I don't mean.
no bad. >> I don't mean nothing bad. I'm just. having fun with it." But you did go to. sleep, big fella. He had the melatonin. in them gloves, big fell. [laughter]. All right. But I don't want no smoke. with nobody. I don't want no smoke. [snorts]. >> You like boxing. Give me your M. Rushmore boxers. Give me your five. Give. me your four greatest boxers. >> Four greatest box all time. >> Yep. >> All right. You got to go Ali. >> Ali. >> Got to go Ali. A lot of people sleep on. up Whitaker. >> Oh, sweet pee. Okay. >> Sweet P. Uh Floyd Mayweather. >> Okay. >> Uh you said four, right? >> Yep.
>> Man, I you gotta go Mike Tyson. You. can't You leave Mike Tyson out then. You. ain't. >> You like Mike Tyson, huh? >> Mike Nobody did what Mike Tyson did. Like nobody talked to people the way. Mike Tyson talked to people talking. about I want to eat your children then. go out there and whoop your ass. Nobody. in the world did that but Mike Tyson. That's just crazy. [laughter]. It's unbelievable what Mike used to do. What are your thoughts on uh uh Floyd. potentially fighting Mike Tyson and. Manny Pacquiao? >> Um it ain't the same cuz it ain't.
>> it ain't no real fight, huh? >> It ain't no real fight. So you wouldn't. I wouldn't get nothing out of it, right? >> I'm waiting to see the guys. You know. what I mean? That's. >> But you going to watch it, aren't you? >> I'm going to watch it, >> right? >> It's a exhibition like you. >> Yeah. >> I watching them nursing home fights. [laughter]. No, >> I'm just playing. I'm just playing my. guy. >> Right. But uh did you watch the fight? Did you watch Bud and Canelo? >> Yeah, that was crazy. >> That was a great. >> Bud Bud on a different level. >> Yeah. >> Bud on a different level. Like don't. listen, leave him alone.
>> Bud Bud mean for real though. People. people. >> I know what's the name want to fight. him. I know um cuz he ready to fight. Uh. >> I don't know why I can't think of N. I. know you want to fight. Boots want to. fight Bud. Yeah, I know Boots want to. fight Bud, but. >> I [snorts] don't know. Both of them my. guys. Both of them both of them my guys. my boys. I don't know about that one. >> I don't know. Boot. >> He abusive. >> They might be calling you sneakers after. this fight. >> Leave Bud alone. [laughter].
>> But Boots, I ain't saying that he did. >> No. >> No. I think I think I think I think that. it'll be a decent fight. But when I see. him walk down Canelo like that, >> ain't nobody never did Canelo like that. other than Floyd. >> Yeah. >> But man, he man, that boy Bud, he. abusive. >> Yeah. And and Bud was Bud was sitting in. a pocket. Yeah. Abusive. >> and people like I said Bud Bud mean Bud. strong man. >> Yeah. >> He had Yeah. What's the name left? He. left he left boxing for four or five. years. He had to get his confidence. back.
>> Earl had to go get that confidence back. >> Oh yeah. I bet I sure I saw that fight, too. >> Yeah, that was crazy, >> man. On a different level, man. >> Yeah. >> Leave him alone. Stay out of his way. He. thought he going to be He thought he. going to be sneakers after this. [laughter]. Hey, if you could do a celebrity boxing. match, who would you like to Who would. you like to be your your opponent. >> if I was to fight somebody? >> Yeah. >> I don't know. I probably I don't know. Probably me and a celebrity. Me and the. baby can get it on. [laughter].
Tell the baby let's get it on. Come on. Let's get in that ring and let's get to. it, my boy. I got to get I'm getting. nice little shape him cuz he like he. already in shape. >> I think that would be dope though if me. and him did that though. But we already. looking we look who the dopper. ganganger. >> Yeah. >> You say we looking like. >> I don't know. Baby might get you. Haha. >> You think he gonna get me? >> No. >> No. You got your money on them? >> I mean I mean I know Detroit. Detroit. Y'all supposed to have some boxers come. out of Detroit, but I don't know. >> I'm telling you. I'm Look, >> Joe Lewis from Detroit, a he?
>> Yeah. They they they named they named. the uh the original hockey. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I don't know. I. don't know. >> You what you mean? >> I know. >> I'm Look, you know, I got some I got. some people that's going to get me. right. Yeah, >> I just heard it just doing that. [laughter]. >> Okay, Blueface, man. You see Blueface. was fighting. I interviewed Blueface say. he was ready for his fight. Man, Blueface got knocked out the ring. You. saw that? >> Yeah, I seen that. That was crazy. He. knocked Blue Face out the ring. Look, >> and the Kan she won a fight.
>> I seen that. He didn't got in there and. started fighting Blue Face the beat on. Blue Face. He was blue in the face. [laughter]. >> Baffling. But I don't know why people. wait. I mean, why they wait? Why they. wait to get the lady nick? I mean, you. know, fighting is something that you. need to take up young. So, you can see. the punches coming, you know, how to. throw punches like that. Why why them. wait till they get into 25, 30 years old. and they'll say, you know, I want to. fight. >> Yeah. I don't understand that. I don't. understand that. Just going like cuz. when you get older and you get lumped. up, it's harder to recover. >> Yeah. >> Them lumps don't.
>> them hurt. Yeah. >> Leave you with a may not. You know what. a may not is? A knot that may go away. It may not. [laughter]. It don't look like you're going away. anytime soon. >> But would you would you do it? Would you. do a celebrity boxing match? >> Yeah. Yeah. Aiden Ross reached out to me. to um come get on his um plat platform, but I ain't ready to do that just yet. I. got to get back in shape, you know. I. told him like, man, I got a little tone. rotator cuff right now. >> How you draw your rotators cuff? >> I playing around too much. Playing. around too much with people heavier than.
me. Got no business doing it. Let's see. Like somebody like you, Sh Yeah. You. don't even you don't wrestle with nobody. your size. You [laughter]. you going to get whatever two. >> man the la honestly the last time I. tried to wrestle uh Bud when I did the. thing with Bud and I grabbed Bud. But. Bud's strong man. I mean for him. somebody Yeah. Hell yeah. For somebody. his size. >> Yeah. >> But Bud was a wrestler also. Bud used to. wrestle in school. >> I didn't know that. I didn't know. >> Yeah. >> So he understand that's why he's he's. good at boxing. So he understand. leverage. He understand angles. He can. know how to cut the ring off, walk you.
in the punches. No. >> Yeah, >> man. Man, you heard Deontay Wilder. Deontay Wilder told that story. >> What' he say. >> about how his uh one of his uh. co-parents how she became pregnant? >> Man, >> some things you just take sometimes you. just take to your grave. >> I think I don't believe that that. happened, >> man. Who walking around with a turkey. bacon? >> Who walking around with a turkey. [laughter] base? Who walking around. turkey b I say I say somebody hit. Deontay Wilder too hard. He [laughter]. He making up [ __ ].
I said, "Man, ain't nobody walking like. walking around with no purp.". >> But but but even let's just say for the. sake of argument, you and I we having. the conversation and it did happen. I. ain't telling that story. >> Yeah. You got to keep Yeah, that's one. you just take. >> Yeah. >> They was like, "Man, when it's my time, my time is over." And they l like, "Man, this cast get heavy cuz I'm taking all. them secrets. [laughter]. >> I'm taking all them secrets. You went to. the ground." That's funny. >> I'M LIKE, "COME ON, BRO." YEAH, he he.
that was one he supposed to just keep to. yourself. >> Yeah, >> I know. I know. When he left, I know. I. know. When he left and he got home, he. told, "Man, I ain't had no business. telling them that.". >> Yeah. They ain't even asked that. >> I know. I know. He I know he laid in the. bed, looked at the center like I ain't. had no business telling that. >> I mean, the CIA couldn't have got that. up. They got a They [laughter] got a. water board me to get that up out of me. >> Ain't no way I'm telling that story. >> I ain't telling that story. Uh-uh. They. won't get that one out of me. >> A lot of your skits, how did. [clears throat] you come I just want to. know. How did you come up with the skit. the jail? Because that's so I mean you.
got a lot of funny the one that you you. know you're lying to uh uh the guy lying. to his lying in front of the girls and. you got a lot a lot of funny skits but I. think you would agree I think people. resonate with the jail skits the most. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people don't. >> How do you What was How did you come up. with that? >> Man, I just went I went down there one. day and. moved everything out the corner in my. mama basement. this 20 this 2015. This. 2015. >> and I just said I want to shoot I want. to shoot a jail skit and I hollered.
guard and gonna be a breeze. >> And the rest of it was history. It. wasn't even like no playing skit that I. was going to do. I just went to the I. went [snorts] to the costume store one. day. >> Mhm. >> And I brought the orange I brought that. orange jumpsuit. That orange jumpsuit. legendary. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Forever. >> So who that the background? >> Yeah. Huh? >> Who that the background? >> That the voice. >> Yeah. That's that's that's that's that's. my imagination of what I think be going. on in jail. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Come on, big fella. Bernard.
>> Bernard. Bernard. >> And I'm on hard like we [laughter]. come on. >> How long you going to be in You've been. They say you've been in jail 10 years. time. You can get up out of there. Yeah. That man been taking advantage of you. for a long time. [laughter]. >> For real. >> You ever been to jail? Yeah, I've been. Yeah, >> one time. >> Once. >> You ain't want to go back, huh? >> I ain't never going back. Nope. >> You yell guard.
>> They did. >> Everybody in there did. >> Did they Did they know who you were? >> They knew I was. >> Yeah. >> They were standing around me like you. remember that little scene from uh when. you held him up at Lion King. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That's how everybody was standing around. me watching the game. >> It was crazy. Everybody was in there. Talking about guard like, "Bro, come on. This ain't the time to be yelling at. [screaming] you. just ain't take the. time to be yelling that. I don't want to. hear I don't want to hear nothing about. the god. I [laughter] couldn't go get. him for real. Like for real. It was a. real Yeah.
>> But they show But they showed you love. >> They showed me love. They showed me. love. I was on I was in and out. In and. out. >> But uh uh then your mug shot. They see. that thing. They put all your mug shot. on. They put your thing and going viral. and you all. >> Yeah. They was they the thing about. people like them like no matter if I die. tomorrow they gonna be like oh he dead. dead. >> right. >> oh he in a casket cash oh he must go see. God [laughter]. >> oh big fella gone gone right. >> so they they going to make a joke out of. everything that I do cuz I'm cuz that's.
the way I made it I made a joke out of. everything right. >> you know what I mean but the situation. >> that situation wasn't even supposed to. happen like that you know when you. >> like you you can go to jail for anything. these day I didn't even know. >> that you can go to jail for arguing in. front of your. I'm with my girl. I'm arguing in front. of my home. I them pictures come out. about Harley Davis. No videos of me, >> right? >> That man told me when that when that man. when that when that cop got out, I said, "Bro, where you taking me to?" He said, "Oh, you going to jail with girl?" Cuz. we was called. I said, "What?".
>> Oh, yeah. Once they called, somebody got. to go. >> I didn't know that. Yes. I had never. been to jail in my life, sir. Yeah. That's That's. >> I said, "You taking me to jail cuz I. just argued with my girl in front of the. house. You saying just cuz y'all was. caught, somebody got to go with y'all? >> Yeah. >> Like we on y'all payroll. >> Yeah. >> They locked my black ass up. But I ain't. never been to jail. So I wouldn't even. I would have never even thought that. >> I wouldn't I ain't never been. But ain't. nothing come out about how Davis with no. pictures with no videos or nothing.
Argument in front of the house. >> Damn. >> Your girl came and picked you up too, huh? >> Came and got me. She won't post the. bill. [laughter]. You think posted the bill? She posted. the bill. >> You gave me You gave her kids a big old. hole. Say, "Baby, I'm so happy to see. you.". >> Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Let's go. Look, [laughter] I'm all Look, I'm on every. blog in America at that time. I'm on. every blog in America. We at home making. love. [laughter]. >> I said all for nothing. >> Cuz they made cuz they made it seem like. y'all got into a disagreement. You.
shoved her. You put your hands on. something. >> Where y'all? Ain't got no evidence. there. >> Yeah. >> Ain't no ain't no evidence of me doing. any of that. It never happened. I didn't know you can't argue in front. of your home. >> Yeah. If the police call, somebody got. to go. >> I know now. All these arguments we had. over the phone or inside the home. [laughter]. >> It's 8:00 in the morning. We outside. arguing. Get your black ass in the back. of the people car. >> You have been catfished. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Is that what happened with the the. photos? Which one? The [laughter].
>> sh What you talking about? >> I just say I HEARD I AIN'T KNOW. I WAS. LIKE, "WHAT THE HELL?". >> YEAH, MAN. I GOT catfished on Snapchat. one time, man. Like, you know, she sent. me somebody else pictures. We doing it for like three, three, four, five weeks. She like, "Yeah, send me a. picture of you." You whoop the whoop. >> Yes. >> And I finally do. Send it to her. You. know what she said? I got you now. [laughter]. Put that [ __ ] all over the internet.
>> You lying. >> I swear to God. But when I went back to. see the picture, I said, "Let me see. what angle I took so I make sure this. mother look like someone anybody see. [laughter]. Look, she got me though. I got catfish.". Yeah, she got me. And she was act She. was asking me every day for a picture of. it. >> But you never find out who it was. >> Never knew who it was. >> Did you get that? Did you get the uh the. authorities involved? >> No, I just let that one go cuz I ain't. had no business sending it. >> Yeah. >> You ain't had no business sending it. So. you going to call them for? >> Yeah. >> No, you said you sent the picture of. your Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Are you Peter Wood Johnson or somebody. [laughter]. and she didn't put it out? >> Yeah. And and then you want And then you. want you want us to go clean up your. mess. >> Yeah. What? What? >> Uhuh. Look, first thing said, "I got you. now." Say, "Oh yeah, I'm catfish. I'm. I'm done now.". >> That's what she said. >> Frack. She said, "I got you now.". >> Fried catfish. >> Wow. >> Fried catfish. >> I said I said, "Yeah, this is catfish. right here for sure." Screenshot and. everything. I got you now. I said, "You. working hard as hell to catfish." God. damn. >> I won't ever listen. But she said, but.
she sent pictures. But there was. somebody else. >> Yes. I don't I don't show this. I don't. If you listen, you got to come see it in. person. I'm not sending no pictures of. it no more. Nothing. Look, look, I'm I'm. a grower, not a shower. Ain't that what. you're saying? >> Yeah. I'm straight. No, I'm not I'm not. sending no pictures of it. I don't take. pictures of it. >> Yeah. >> No. >> So that So what So you learn from that. situation like you know what? >> What's I don't believe until I see it. >> Yes. anything any communication online.
>> You got to FaceTime me. Yeah. Like I'm. like if I was talking to a chick, you. got to FaceTime. You got to show me your. face and video. I'm not going to even. respond to you. I don't like I don't. open up no DMs. Women always talking. about you so handsome. You so handsome. FaceTime. Show me how good you look. And if I. can't get a response from you, you won't. see me. >> Okay. >> I'm straight. You ain't You ain't taking. me down no dark path. I've been through. enough. [laughter]. >> I'm straight. The weight loss. Mhm. You say you was So, how tall are you? 5'8,
>> 5'7. >> 5'7. >> You was 200 lb. >> 200 lb. >> You dropped down. So, you lost 50 lbs. So, you got down to 150 and now you're. back to 165. >> About 165. Yep. Yep. Yep. Definitely. Yeah. Cuz when I first lost all the. weight, that's when uh Shade Room had. posted it on there. >> Yeah. Lost all that weight. I was in the. gym every day, Shane. I was in the gym. every day. Like I'm I'm in the gym with. a with a a 40 lb weight vest on. Yeah. in two silent suits trying to kill. myself cuz I'm impatient. I wanted to. have it now. >> Right. Right. >> And I was doing two a days. I was in the.
gym every day. Two a days, Monday. through Sunday. >> Pescatarian. >> Pescatarian. I became pescatarian. I. stopped drinking uh brown cuz it had too. much sugar in it. Right. >> I was eating fish every day for six. months. >> You know what I mean? >> You still pescatarian? >> No. Not not anymore. >> No. Yeah. >> You Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm back. Look, I'm back eating. everything that's in the kitchen. >> [laughter]. >> I mean, they think that's in the. kitchen. >> But, but it wasn't health related. You. just walked by the mirror one day and. like I'm not happy with the person that.
I see. >> Yeah. It wasn't health related at all. Just, you know what I mean? Like, I'm. pregnant. She pregnant. We We looking. >> Come on, let's get it together over. here. >> Right. >> You know what I'm saying? I looked at a. photo. My girl was pregnant. My stomach. looked just like hers. >> We didn't know who was having the baby. [laughter]. >> It was crazy. I said, "No, I can't keep. living like this. This is crazy.". >> But did she say the same? She like, "Baby, ain't nothing wrong with you.". Damn. >> Now she started throwing hints. She. started throwing hints. When she started. pulling up, when she start pulling up. them six, five and a half guys like you. talking, look at him, baby. Look, he's a. personal trainer. What you trying to.
say? >> Damn. >> Get Yeah. I went got in the gym, >> right? >> Cuz I don't look nothing like them, >> right? >> You know, I've been lost the weight. >> You got it off you. >> I got it off me. I had to. >> So, when you lost that weight, you get. down to 150, now you're 165. What did. that do to you mentally? Did it make you. feel better about feel better about. yourself? Did it give you a new sense of. a new lease on life? No, it it. definitely made me feel better about. myself though. You know what I mean? Like like when you get up, I'm popping. out the bed now. You know what I'm. saying? I don't look crazy as I used to. look, right? >> I look good. Then once I when I seen.
>> uh I had got 200,000 followers off just. being losing weight and going to the. gym. I'm like, "Oh, this this a real. thing right here. Let's let's keep doing. this, right? >> Let's keep doing this." Yeah. But then I. start getting off the rocker a little. bit. Let me get a pork chop. [clears throat] Let me let me get a 10. piece fried hard, >> right? >> You know what I mean? >> Start changing it up. But I I still kept. I always maintain keeping the weight off. of me though, >> right? >> Yeah. I still got the weight off me now. I mean, I might hit the treadmill in my. basement, >> right? >> You know what I mean? But I. >> So, ideally, what's your weight? So, you. want to stay at 165. Probably tone up a.
little bit more. You want to go So, what. you trying to do? So, >> just tone up. Just tone up a little bit. You know what I mean? Get the arms back, right? Get get this little piece of the. chest. Put it back up here. Not down. there. That's it. They can't They can. tell that I got the weight off me, but. they don't even know. Like, hold on. >> Yeah. They sit down a little bit. >> Yeah. Right. You want to tighten it up. >> The nipples looking like binoculars. [laughter]. >> Yeah, definitely just toned up though. For real. Definitely just toned up. Honestly, >> your parents, what's your relationship. with your parents?
>> Um, my dad was never in my life. >> Okay. >> So, I mean, you know what's crazy about. my my dad? We wrote this into the one of. the IPs that we wrote. Um, he lived in. my daddy he lived in my granddad attic. the whole time. So anytime we would come. over, we would hear this [ __ ] running. up the stairs. >> Why you don't come down here and talk to. your kids? >> You remember from home improvement when. he used to look over the gate? >> Yeah. >> That's how my dad was. But he used to. talk to us through the door. >> He when he opened the door for us.
>> What? >> Crazy. That's. >> So So you go over to your grandfather's. house. >> He lived in the attic. >> He lived in the attic. He. >> lived in the attic. >> So instead of facing you guys and having. a conversation, he go upstairs to the. attic and you guys, >> he won't even open the door. He say he. he say what's up through the door. Wouldn't even open the door. Real talk. He was. >> Is your father still alive? >> Yeah, he's still alive. >> Have you had a conversation? Have you. talked to him? And y'all have Do y'all. have any type of relationship currently? >> We don't got We don't have a. relationship. Um I mean, I try to have a. relationship with him like when I first. got on. Yeah. But then I start realizing.
what he was doing to me. Like he was. bringing me over there to get me drunk. to ask me for money. He was treating me. like a. >> I was like, "No, I'm cool." He did that. to me three or four times, but then I I. caught on to what was going on. Like, "Okay, you just bring me over to get me. drunk. They be like, "Yeah, let me get. $3 for $400. >> You don't want a relationship with me, >> right? >> This is. >> You want access to my money? >> You want access to my money. That's what. it was about." And then after that, I. just I just lost all contact. >> Like he would call me on my birthdays. and say, "What you 18, 19 now, man? Uh. I'm 25, sir. [laughter].
>> Damn.". >> You know what I mean? >> Right. >> The man like it was never a relationship. there. But he he's still alive. But it. was never we never had a relationship. We never had a relationship. >> You have brothers and sisters? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. We all got we all got different. fathers. >> Okay. Okay. >> We all got different fathers. Um my mom. relationship with my mom was. >> when I was like my mom, you know what I. mean? When she was running in running. around in the streets, it was I didn't. have a relationship with my mom neither. until like 17. But by the time my mama. got back into my life, we was already. >> damn grown. >> Damn grown. But you know what I mean?
But to this day, you know what I'm. saying? Me and mom's. >> good. We got a little stronger than we. was. You know, >> because she put you she put you and your. brother up for adoption. Correct. Your. grandparents. No, we um my auntie. adopted us. >> Okay. You auntie? >> My auntie adopted us when we was uh. about eight or nine, but yeah, we live. we lived with my auntie for about. >> six, seven, eight years and then my mama. got clean off drugs and then she came. back. >> Oh, so your mom was on drugs? >> Yeah, she came back. She got clean off. drugs and came back and got us. >> Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Yeah.
>> That's Yeah. >> Yeah. My auntie had us and then um moms. came back and got right. Mom came back. and got that right. You know what I. mean? I mean, some some of that time. lost, you can't never get it back. >> You can't get it back. >> You can't get that time back. >> But I don't think you try to. >> You don't try to. >> You don't try to get you. Time is the. one thing that you can't recapture. >> Cuz once it's gone, it's gone. >> Once it's gone, it's gone. >> Two days you can't do anything about. >> Yeah. >> Yesterday and tomorrow.
>> Thanks. Yeah. >> I'm right here. >> Yeah. >> From right here, we're going to move. forward. I can't do anything about. yesterday. It's gone. >> Yes. Tomorrow's not here yet. >> Absolutely. >> We're right here. >> Yes, sir. >> I think sometimes like what are we going. to talk about? We don't even talk about. what transpired in the past cuz that's. the past. >> Yes. >> Today, >> I don't blame I don't blame my mom or my. pops for not being around. I think I. think I always tell myself I said if he. was in my life, maybe I wouldn't have. chased my dreams of becoming a comedian. Maybe he he would have had enough. influence over my life to tell me, "Hey,
no, that comedy thing ain't going to. work. Go do something else, >> right?". >> But I followed my own dream cuz he. wasn't around. So, I mean, it was it was. good and it was bad. You got to take the. good and you got to take the bad with. it. >> You do. >> Yeah. So if he would if he was in my. life, I probably would have never became. Haha Davis. >> You never know. No, you you go to. school, right? >> Education. >> and and and and and I I think sometimes. haha and and people ask like you know. your mom cuz my mom and dad got divorced. when I was 2 years old and we came and. lived with my u my maternal.
grandparents. My mom's mom and dad. >> Yeah. And. but that was a big thing back in the. south. Uh parents got divorced, you. going to stay with the grandparents. >> And I say sometimes the best decision. doesn't involve you. >> Yeah. >> Cuz my mom could have like, "No, these. my kids, these are mine. They they. staying here." But what are. boys going to do on the south side of. Chicago besides get in trouble? >> Yes, sir. >> Let me send them somewhere where it's. structured. I know they're going to have. roof over their head. I know they're. going to have food. They're going to be.
disciplined. They're going to have to. work hard. I understand that and that's. what they need. >> Yeah. >> And so, you know, I commend my mom for doing what she did. >> Absolutely. >> Because she could have been selfish. >> Absolutely. >> I made them. I created them. >> I'mma raise them. >> But the best thing was for us to go stay. with our grandparents. >> That's what that was with with mom. Like. the best decision at the time when mom. wasn't, >> you know what I mean? She wasn't at her. best health and. >> it was to go stay with our auntie. You.
know what I mean? What what what we. learned we we learned we learned how to. survive, right? We became survivors. You. know, I got a blood brother out here. right now that that's the reason I. became hard David because I've been. looking for him. >> Really? >> My mom had to put him up for adoption. because she was she was sick. >> And you don't So you don't know who you. don't know who he is? >> I I remember my mom named him Herbert. Davis. >> Uhhuh. >> But she put him up for adoption. When. she put him for adoption, they changed. >> change the name. Yeah. >> But you still looking for it? >> Still looking for it. So if you if you. see if you see this interview your. brother name is how was come come find.
us. >> Is he older or younger than you? >> He younger than me. >> Yeah. That's why I was I said I want to. be famous. >> so I can find my brother. >> That's a true fact. >> Wow. >> And still they still haven't found him. >> Mhm. >> You ain't going to I mean might have to. get a private investigator but they can. find it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. Definitely. Or. maybe you just don't want to be found. Maybe you just don't want to be found. >> Well maybe that's the case. But I I. think the thing is and that might you. know what haha that might be true. He.
might not want to be found. But I think. your mind is not going to rest until you. find out whether or not he wants to be. found or not. >> Yes. Yeah. Definitely. >> That's what's keeping you up at night. You're like, "Okay, if if he doesn't. want to be found, you come back and tell. me says he doesn't want to be bothered. He's at peace with what happened in his. life and he's moved on.". >> Absolutely. >> You can live with that. >> But the problem with But what you're. having right now, I just want to I just. want to know. I just want to let him. know that he has a brother. >> y. >> that that love him that miss him that. want to just just want to know. I just.
want to know if he's okay. >> Definitely. That's that's a fact. That's. exactly what I want to know. Like your. brother like you don't like I be up some. night Shannon just thinking like damn. this man don't even know who his brother. is. >> Mhm. >> I just wanted to know like hey your. brother Yeah. Your brother. >> brother doing Yeah. He doing all right. >> He doing all right. >> Yeah. >> He doing all right. >> That's all I wanted to know. That's it. Even if like even if you don't want to. be bothered, even if we just meet one. time, shake each other hands, and then. we move on from there. >> Yeah. >> I just want to hug my brother. >> Wow. >> Kids, how many kids you have? >> I got two sons. >> Two sons. You done?
>> I want to be I want a daughter, though. I want a daughter. >> You want one? One more. >> One more. I'm trying to I'm trying to. cut the oven on one more time. >> Cut. You going to cut the oven on one. more time? >> One more time. Cut the oven. Cut on 400. [laughter]. >> Cut on 400 one more time. >> One more time. I do want a daughter. I I. think but when I have my daughter, you. you'll know I'm over 30 $40 million. >> Yeah. >> So, they better start paying me so I can. get to her. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. [snorts]. >> What type of what type of parent do you. try to be? Because I you you tell the.
story and I I hear the hurt. >> Mhm. >> That's your father. You're like, you. know what, man? When I came over, this. man didn't have enough didn't have the. the nerve to face me. >> Sh me start crying in here and [ __ ]. man. Come on, man. [laughter] God damn. He know this man. This man run upstairs. instead of facing it. Look. No, but you. know what? Haha. My father uh my father. died when I was 13. >> Yes. >> And uh he passed in July. He was going. to come and he had he had uh both of his.
jawbones removed because he had cancer. >> Wow. >> And he was talking to my grandmother, Grandma Charlie, and he's like and uh. she was telling him say, "Uh Pete, you. need to go home and see them kids." But. he was embarrassed because he didn't. want us to see them like that. Right. Yeah. >> As a kid, I mean, I'm 13. I just want to. see my dad cuz I had only saw him one. time to know who I was looking at. >> Right. >> The next time I saw him, he's in a. casket. >> And so I He was embarrassed. He was. ashamed.
>> Yeah. >> That. he didn't become or he thought we would. perceive him as less than because he was. kind of down on his luck. >> Right. >> You're my dad. I would never look at you. as anything other than my dad. >> And when I would see kids and their. parents would be at the games and I. remember when I was in college and their. parents would come to the game and I'm. in the league and I see their dad and I. was like, man, I wish my dad could be. here to see this. >> Yeah. Absolutely. >> No matter what, no matter if my dad My.
daddy would have had to do nothing in my. life. I made it. He got a house. He got. a car. He got everything. >> Yes, sir. And I think sometimes it's. hard. because a lot of times we view our. parents as our heroes. >> and then they want to be our heroes but. they didn't get an opportunity. They. don't they're not a hero. >> Yeah. Yeah. My that that's crazy. My. only my only goal for my kids is to. don't lie to them like being at those.
football games and he telling me come. and he don't come. >> Anytime I tell my kids I'm going to do. something, I make sure I do it. >> You going to be there? Yeah, I'm gonna. be there. Because that that's that's the. most hurtful thing in the world to tell. your kids you're gonna do something for. him and then you don't do it. >> Like we would sit out, me and my sister. would sit outside in front of that that. that house right there on on 7 mileing. grass and wait on that man to come and. he he never came. It was like waiting on. the ice cream truck. >> He just didn't come down our block, >> you know. So anytime my kids say, "Dad, can you do this?" If I can't do it, no,
I can't do it. >> But if I tell you I'mma do it, >> it's going to get done. >> It's going to get done. That's that's. that's that's that's the only thing that. a man got. That's the one thing my mom. taught me is that all a man got is his. word. >> Is the word. >> All a man got is his word. So I try to. keep mine. >> I try to keep mine, >> right? >> You know, and be there for them kids. But I don't want I want my kids to be 18. years old and I don't want them to be. like I'm telling them war stories about. what I used to be. >> You want them experience it. You want. them to see. >> Absolutely. I want to be a see like no.
your daddy did a lot of his life. accomplish a lot in his life. I want. y'all to be a part of. >> Do they know what you do? >> They do. My my sons just figured out. what I do. They like they be pulling my. videos. I watch my youngest son, I watch. him watch my my uh my reals on on. YouTube for for two hours straight. >> What? He was holling big. I said I I. didn't want to never tell my kids what I. did, >> right? >> Cuz I didn't want them have to I got now. I got to live up to that standard, >> right? >> You know, but he was in there watching. my reels for two hours straight. Wow. Crazy. They both be in there just.
watching dad all day. It it made me. proud to know that I did something that. >> my kids can. >> and they're proud of it. >> They proud of That's what Yeah. That's. That's what make me That's what make my. heart warm. Like my kids proud of what I. accomplished. >> Yeah. >> You know, they don't think I'm corny. >> When When did you decide to say, "You. know what? I want to be a standup.". >> I I decided to be a standup um 20 2017. 2017 uh is when I decided to become a. stand up cuz uh my OG Blackberry who. taught me how to do stand up, like man, it's time to get on that stage. Mhm.
>> But when I first got on stage, I thought. just cuz I thought just because I was. famous, you can just get on that stage, man. You could have heard you could. heard two mice pissing on cotton in. there was so silent. >> Not with us. [laughter] You know, you. know, black people, we different. They. going to tell they going they going they. going to tell you. >> Now, if it's funny, we going to Hey, we. going to roll on the floor laughing. And. if it's not, >> yeah, go back to work. >> I was I They was throwing me in front of. four 5,000 people, Shannon. So, I'm I'm. I'm on stage in front of four 5,000. people. >> out the rip. >> Out the rip. Cuz I I had already had the.
name. >> Yeah. >> I already had the name, >> right? >> But when I when I when I heard them. people not laughing, oh, we got to go. back to the comedy club. We got to go. back to the chitler circuit. We got to. go figure. We got Yeah. We got to go in. front of 1500 people. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. We got to. figure this thing on out. This ain't. going to work right here. >> Right. Right. >> I ain't give up on it. I went back and. really learned how to start telling the. joke. >> Right. >> Definitely. Was that what's it like to be uh I can. just imagine you know you drop a pass. you know you get uh that potentially.
could cost you the game and you get. booed. What's it like when you bomb when. you when they just like they is is it. what's worse booing or just the silence? >> I think the that booing that that booing. listen cuz once you hear somebody boo. you you don't hear nothing else. It be. feeling like don't nothing else in the. world matter but that that booing. [laughter] like you don't hear nothing. else. I got booed one time. I didn't hit. like for the I didn't want to go out. I. want to go to the club. Nothing. Right. >> It's like being a boxer. You losing a. fight, but you already got after party.
ready to go. [laughter] I'm going back. to my room. That. >> y'all go ahead. Have a good time. >> Cancel that. I'm straight. I don't want. nothing to do with it. Right. >> Yeah. That boy ain't that bull ain't no. joke. It'll stick with you. >> Yeah. So, what what advice would you. give someone? Cuz there are obviously. [clears throat] they're going to be. people that want to follow your path. the DC Young Flies path, the Drewski's. path, all the dead of your banks and the. country Wayne, all those ones that. started on social media and try to. transition. What What's some of the some.
some piece of advice that you would give. them? >> I would tell them, don't give up on. yourself. You know, that's why I started. my company, no self-doubt. Never doubt. yourself. Don't let nobody tell you what. you can't do. Right. >> Cuz it was it was a time my mom was. telling me like it ain't going to work. I was getting packages to my mama house. that said how David. She didn't know how. Davis was and he was living in her. basement. >> [laughter]. >> You hear me? Real talk. So when it when it finally. took off, I didn't give up on myself. I. knew what I wanted to do, >> right? >> Don't give on all the young people in.
the game who trying to come up. Don't. don't let nobody tell you what you can't. do. Not even your mama, nobody around. Right. >> What you want to do? Follow your path. >> You said uh buying your first house. You. like, you know, you started run up some. make a little money. And the one thing. that you want is like, you know what? I. want my own. I'mma get out my mama's. basement. I'm gonna get my own place. >> Yeah. >> Was that is that one of the most. satisfying, most gratifying feelings. that you've had as an adult? Obviously, you know, having kids and having, you.
know, >> Yeah. >> your many me running around, but to get. your own place, a place to call home, and that's called my own. >> Ain't no better feeler than that. >> Being able to pay your own bills, you. ask nobody. I tell I tell the people. around me all the time this when I even. outside my me want to meet my brother. I. was living with my granddad. I was 18. years old and I just graduated from high. school and I asked my grandad for $100. to buy some shoes and that man told me, "Stop begging. I have not asked a man.
for a dime since that day.". [laughter] He told you got to stop all. that begging, son. I ain't asked a man for a dollar, Shannon, since that day. [laughter]. >> You another man till you stop begging. Hold on. >> Oh, you all you a Hey, you ain't asked. him a whole bunch of times though. Haha. >> I know. But that one time it take you. don't feel like a man no more. Great. Let me get her out. You going to have to. stop all that begging. Begging. [laughter]. >> That's what the more people say, man. Boy, stop begging so much. MAKE PEOPLE.
DON'T LIKE YOU. >> DAMN. >> AND HE RIGHT. >> He right. If somebody come around. begging, you don't even want to be. around her. You can't come such and. such. Don't begging. [laughter]. >> You ain't lying. You ain't lying. But I. haven't asked a man for nothing since. that day. Sh. I've never asked I haven't. asked man for a dollar, $2 since that. day. Stop all that begging. Going to get. me again. >> We sit down and have another. conversation in five years. What are. some of the goals and where's Haha. Davis? In five years, I think I want to.
at least have three or four hit movies, have my special done. Uh my my write my. book, tell my story. That's definitely. that's definitely goes for me. Four or. five hit movies. >> If I can get it done, uh shoot my. special, make sure it's the best special. I can put together. And uh write my book. and be a family man somewhere. I'm. raising my kids and still still saying. that they are. >> still in Detroit. Where are them kids in. cold ass Detroit? Yeah. >> They can't go outside. They can't go.
outside past October. >> Then they they go they hibernate. They. go can't go out past October and don't. come back out until April. >> That's a fact though. That's a fact. The. block be dead for about 6 months. [laughter]. That's a fact. Well, yeah. That's what I. want to do. You know, I want to be able. to. >> raise them kids when cuz by that time, 5. years from now, my son already 8 years. old, he be almost. >> 15 years old. >> Yeah. >> Want to make sure that dad is still out. here doing what he can do, right? >> Cuz I when I think about I was out there.
talking earlier like I've been I've been. famous 11 years. >> Mhm. >> I want I want to be famous another 11, right? >> But we got to do it right. We got to. clean we got to clean we got to clean up. the drawing board, right? >> And this second this this second go. around, we want to do it the right way. >> Do it the right way. >> Do it the right way. Um, anything you. want to promote? Uh, >> tell them about your Tell them about. your comic book. >> Yeah. Yeah. My comic book. Yeah. Yeah. Beyond Me. All right. David, y'all can. go get that. Come on. Come get that. Robot VB band. Come get that. Come get. that comic book. Beyond Me. It's a good. comic book. Y'all come grab that. Um,
>> huh? >> On the inside. >> Oh, show on the inside. That's what you. said. My fault. That's why you the. manager. >> Yeah. And it look Andy, look, look, look, look, Shannon. It wrote good now. It. ain't no pushover comic book now. >> No, >> I'm going I'm going to leave you with a. copy. Appreciate that. >> I'm going to leave you with a copy. So, you can get that. Yeah. Y'all go get. that comic book. >> You got to dress like me with a. pinstripe. >> Yeah. Yeah. I thought Yeah, I thought I. thought about you. I thought [laughter]. about you. >> But yeah, my comic book. I got I'm get. back on my candy bar. Yeah. I'm the only.
comedian that wear candy bar now. >> Okay. >> I'm get that candy bar back out here. But yeah, y'all hit up B van. Y'all go. get that comic book. Quit playing. Starring Holl Davis. Oh yeah. Uh 10 year. anniversary. You know, you know, I was. on that. You ever heard the song? Uh, you almost zero problems, big fellow. Chance the rapper. >> That's me on the front of that song. A. lot of people don't know that's me. >> That's you. >> Yeah. Uh, it's a 10 year anniversary of. me and Chance going back to work. He. getting ready to go back on tour. >> Okay. >> Uh, we getting back to work. And look, in the coming weeks, look, y'all going. to see something totally different from.
me and Chance. Y'all be ready for it. Now, we on the way, big fella. >> Haha. Davis, >> you ready, big fella? >> Thank you, brother. [applause]. >> You You still don't want to work with. this, do you? All right, now you want no. problem. >> No, let me leave that around cuz he. almost hurt me when he pushed me down. [laughter] Look, I might have to file. assault charges when I get up here. >> Thank you again, Double Barrel and the. Whiskey Shop in Beverly Hills for. hosting us today. With over 3,000. different types of whiskey, the Double. Barrel has everything you need. And it's. a full shop lounge [music] so you can. actually try before you buy. Family run.
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