America The Ugly: A General, A Cop & A Missing Bloodied Bag. Plus, The Cornell 7. | Ep 401

All right, you guys. Happy Tuesday. An. apology is due right here at the top. I. saw this video floating around on the. net, and I would like to address it. head-on. Let's hear it. >> Candace Owens has been caught in a lie. I didn't want to do this. I didn't want. to believe it, but I can't find any. proof refuting what she said. Are you. ready? Watch. >> We will uh we'll see you guys on Monday.

That was her Friday episode. And I've. looked. I've looked everywhere. I have. scoured the literal interwebs all over. the place. I've went to X. I've went to. Rumble. I've went to YouTube. I went to. Candace Owens.com. I went everywhere looking for an episode. today. And she in fact did not see us. Monday. >> [laughter]. >> I am so.

so so sorry. I was caught red-handed. No excuses. I actually do have an. excuse. I never make mistakes. This. couldn't possibly be my fault. I am, by. the way, still pregnant. People thought. I gave birth. I mean, it was an absolute. mess. But I want you guys to know right. at the top here, it was Skyler's fault. Skyler, the producer, right as soon as I. said, "We'll see you on Monday and we. went off air," he went, "No, Tuesday.". But we were already off air and I'm. disappointed in him as a human being. He.

never ever forgets his holidays. He's. always one that reminds me there's a. holiday coming up. So I just want all of. us to forgive Skyler his mistake and. move on from it. And by the way, nobody. is more disappointed that I didn't give. birth than me. Okay? I'm done. I am done. with this pregnancy. So fingers crossed. that it actually happens tomorrow or the. next day. Anyway, you guys, on today's. episode, we have a lot going on. I want. to address the Cornell 7 case which is. dominating the news cycle. Just want to. give my general opinion. I also would.

like to comment on the new press. secretary. Hm. She sure is something. But first, a most fascinating discovery. regarding UVU. One that I've held on to. because of my everpending litigations. which is now ready to be brought forth. out into the light. And it involves an. army general, a cop, and a bloodied bag. on September 10th. How mysterious. Welcome back to Candace.

Loose lips sink ships. Say it with me. Loose lips sink ships. It's a common. expression. It is relevant to today's. episode. You know, there is a lot that. is happening right now. A lot of people. that are trying to become famous by. hating Candace Owens. What a weird. thing. That's a I think that's a very.

weird grift. I'm going to become famous. for hating Candace Owens. I'm going to. be the anti-Candice. Anyway, among them. there is this kid that sort of looks. exactly like Jimmy Neutron. Boy, does he. love to talk. Gratefully, I want to say. he a few months ago started yapping, telling everybody that would listen. about more lawsuits that he uh was. exclusively aware of that were going to. be filed against me. And I have to tell. you that this. character type, right, this avatar of an. individual, it's my it's my personal.

favorite, the flamboyant guy who loves. the cameras, loves to talk, is desperate. for attention. They are just the truest. examples of useful idiots. The kind of. people that you can ignore. Uh the kind. of people who think filing lawsuits for. revenge are a good idea. Anyway, Jimmy. Neutron here, he just kept posturing to. the public like he runs the town of. Orum. He even claimed that he knew all. of the potential jurors would vote to. convict Tyler Robbins him. Yap yap yap. yap yap yap yap. Another one of these. neocon chihuahua.

And anyways, he starts talking about who. he's friends with and what he knows and. how he's connected. And eventually he. annoyed the right people. You know, people came forward to me as sources. because his head was big literally and. figuratively information that they had. learned. And I just began quietly. storing the information, investigating, calling people, waiting for the lawsuit. to be filed, which I knew in advance of. And today, the time has come to.

introduce you to a few new characters. from our September 10th cast. First up is a man named Val Peterson. He. is incredibly important. He's a faculty. member at UVU. In fact, I want to make. this very clear. The faculty is. terrified of him. I'm told he is the. most powerful man, not just on campus, but in the state of Utah. He holds way. more power than the president of UBU. ever did, ever has. Uh he is allegedly,

I'll say this part, allegedly decisively. team turning point USA against his own. faculty members. Allegedly, I'll say according to them. Now, factchecking how much power Val. Peterson holds was very easy. It was. also a very shocking adventure. Let me. state unequivocally that Mr. Val. Peterson wears a lot of hats. At the. same time, he's got a lot of hats. So, Val started at UVU before it was UVU in.

June of 1987. So, I mean, that's two. years before I was even born. And back. then, it was just Utah Technical. College. Today he is officially the vice. president of the administration and. strategic relations. He oversees a. budget of more than 50 million dollars. His administrative responsibilities. include facilities and planning, athletics, university relations, strategic relations, emergency.

management services. Everybody reports. to him plus the environmental health and. safety. He is the guy. Also, aside from his very many duties at. UVU, he also currently serves in Utah's. House of Representatives. Yeah. At the. same time, he represents the 56th. district from American Fork to Oram. I. don't know how or why that's allowed or. possible, but apparently in Utah, it's a. thing. As you will learn throughout this. episode, there are a lot of people who.

are both serving in government plus. managing their full-time civilian. careers and other things. It's like. totally crazy to recognize that you. could have that much responsibility at. UVU and also be serving in the House of. Representatives and that at no point. would those things conflict. And that's. not all, ladies and gentlemen. Most. interestingly, Val Peterson is a brigadier general. For. 30 years, he led the state's National.

Guard, particularly the state's military. intelligence brigade, which has um six. units. across the state. He kept this up. while at the same time managing his. full-time employment with UVU. I mean, check out this article. This is from. 2007, but I am just amazed with Val's. career accomplishments. I mean, there's. an expression that people often say, if. you want to get something done, hand it. to a busy mom. I think we should update. that. We should just say hand it to Val. Peterson. Again, this was published in. 2007. So, this was when UVU was Utah.

Valley State College. and he at this. point in his military career was the. lieutenant colonel. So here we go. It. tells us by day Val Peterson of Orum is. a seasoned administrator at Utah Valley. State College. By evening, weekend, or. whenever called, he is Lieutenant. Colonel Peterson at the Utah Army. National Guard. During a change of. command ceremony on Saturday at the Utah. Army National Guard's Draper. Headquarters, Peterson assumed command.

of the 300th Military Intelligence. Brigade, a linguist and intelligence. unit headquartered in Utah that has. nearly 2,000 language specialist troops. in six states. A large majority of the. brigade's members have already or are. currently serving deployments in Iraq. and Afghanistan. He said it's a great. honor and a great responsibility when. you think in terms of the amount of. individuals and the types of missions. Peterson said, "My thoughts go back to. the individual soldiers and being able. to support them as best as possible, no. matter what the mission is." Major Hank.

McIntyre, spokesman for the Utah. National Guard, said Peterson, as a. Spanish linguist, is uniquely in touch. with the needs of the 300th uh military. intelligence brigade members who split. their military duties with civilian. careers, making him a great fit for this. new assignment. Lieutenant Colonel is a. very personable, very approachable. person. He personifies what the guard. is. McIntyre said a native of Moscow, Idaho.

Didn't find out to be interesting. Where. his father was a university professor, Peterson went on a mission for the. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day. Saints to Colombia where he gained a. mastery of Spanish of the Spanish. language. Later, as a student at BYU, Brigham Y Young University, he heard. about a linguist military intelligence. unit of the Utah National Guard from. roommates who were looking into possibly. signing up along with obvious. educational benefits of serving. Peterson felt a sense of patriotism and.

pride in being able to serve his. country. During the LDS mission in. Colombia, where conscripted military. service is required of all young men in. military, he would watch as Colombian. army trucks um would roll down the. street and literally snatch off kids for. boot camp if they didn't have ID, proving that they had already served. That still sticks out in my mind, Peterson said. I used to think of how. little they had to defend and in reality. how much we had to defend. Employed by. UVSC since 1987, Peterson is serving as.

the college's vice president for the. administrative legislative affairs and. he holds a master's and a doctoral. degree from BYU. His current and past. leadership position at UVSC have. provided him with vast experience in. managing people, organization, and. decision-m. Okay, so that's a little bit about his. background. The article goes on, you. should read it in its entirety. It just. talks about his lifelong friendships. beyond that. Um and thus far it was a. two decade plus military career and yeah.

beginning his interest in the military. intelligence began at BYU as you just. heard. Now he's now retired as the. brigadier general. So he went beyond 10. more years. Um and he was responsible as. a brigadier general for training, readiness, administration, uniform code. of military justice for six major army. commands within the state of Utah. So. you can see why faculty members at UVU. are terrified of this man. They don't. find him to be warm and chummy. Quite. the opposite. You are uh according to.

them, you obey, you obey him. He is the. university. By the way, I should mention that on. September 10th, Val Peterson was not at. the university when Charlie Kirk was. assassinated. How do we know that? Because the afteraction report tells us. So check this out. It tells us that at the time of the. shooting, Peterson was approximately 45. minutes from campus. Um, he joined response discussions by. speaker phone while traveling to UVU and.

remained actively engaged, but obviously. he he arrived later. The important part is that he was 45. minutes away. So where where exactly was. he? Because we know he doesn't live 45. minutes away. He serves in the Utah. House of Reps in Oram American Fork. And I'm just going to throw out here, do. you know what actually is 45 minutes. away from campus? Salt Lake City is. That's where the National Guard air base. is. For clarity, I have no idea if Al. Peterson was there. I only noted the.

time am National Guard presence. generally speaking all throughout Salt. Lake City because there was that. remember that lost bald guy diva Blakey. Pooh girlfriend who for whatever reason. could not remember where he was in Salt. Lake City or who he was with and Blake. said he was just he didn't go with. Charlie to the event but he was marking. time an interesting way to phrase that. marking time. That's a military. expression. So, in my search to try to. help Blakey recall where he might have.

been when he was in this spell of. amnesia, which happens often, I was. looking at the neighborhood and I. happened upon the fact that the National. Guard Air headquarters was down the. road. Also, just 15 minutes away in. Draper, Utah is where the National Guard. Army is headquartered as well, which is. where I just read that was the changing. of the guards when he was initially uh. promoted to Lieutenant Colonel. It would be interesting to know where. Val Peterson was on September 10th, I.

think, is my point. For now, I just know. where he wasn't at 12:23 p.m. He was not. on campus at UVU. And guys, you're going. to think this is crazy, but Val wears. even more hats than just that. Beyond. the military, beyond the administration, he also served as the church leader to. some BYU students. One student in. particular who we're gonna talk about. today who is similarly very impressive. His name is Tyler Clancy. I know just.

what we need another Tyler. Tyler. Clancy. This is a name that you will do. well to remember. I think me and Tyler. are going to get to know each other. I. do. So, as I mentioned before, Tyler. Clancy's name hit my radar because of. Jimmy Neutron yapping about lawsuits to. too many people. Tyler Clancy, like his. church leader, Val Peterson, attended. BYU, not at the same time to be clear. Tyler Clancy is very young, actually. born in 1997. And yet, like Val.

Peterson, he is remarkably accomplished. First, let's pull up pull up Val. Peterson's Pokemon stats just so you. have Val Peterson's. These are It's amazing. I I choose you, Val Peterson. I choose you Pokemon. Just. feel I will win points. Yeah, this is. he's great. And similarly, now we got this Tyler. Tyler Clancy who is he I led him. Tyl. Peterson led Tyler and Tyler Clancy was.

the youngest person to serve in the Utah. House of Representatives since 1834. Check out this article. about the age of. 25. And yes, he served alongside his. church leader and colleague Val Peterson. um who spoke out at the time saying this. about Tyler Clancy. This is what Val. Peterson is quoted as saying. He said. Tyler is a natural leader. Rep. Val. Peterson said he wants to serve his. community. And I think this is just a.

demonstration of that. Peterson, who has. represented portions of Utah County in. the House for more than a decade, was. Clancy's church leader during his time. at BYU and has helped the young lawmaker. navigate the learning curve inherent in. the legislative process. According to. Peterson, what Clancy lacks in years is. made up for by his effort to get. involved. Elsewhere, it tells us that. Clancy's reputation for community. leadership was mirrored by the. leadership role that he earned on the. BYU lacrosse team, said Matt Schneck,

head of head coach of BYU men's lacrosse. team. He said, quote, "It wasn't just. the on-field capabilities that he had. developed," Schneck said. But it was. also his leadership and the way that he. was able to use his personality and his. humor to also create very strong. relationships with his teammates to be. able to help lead them both on and off. the field. Park that second quotation in. the back of your mind, the lacrosse bit. We'll come back to that. The point I'm. making that I like you guys take away. from this is that just like his church.

leader and his House of Representatives. colleague Val, Tyler Clancy wears many. hats. And on September 10th, 2025, not. only was he serving in the House of. Reps, but he was also serving as a Provo. police officer, Special Victims Unit. He's also on IAC, Internet Crimes. Against Children. Check out this. Instagram post from 2025. It reads, was. posted on May 20th. It reads, "Rep.

Tyler Clancy doesn't just talk public. safety, he lives it. Today he received. the Lrand and Beth Baker award for his. service as a detective in Provo PD's. special victims unit where he helped. you guys got it. You know what I'm going. to say? Rescue children, dismantle human. trafficking rings, and bring predators. to justice. Congratulations, Rep. Clancy. Utah is safer because of your. work. Yay. I agree. Thank you, Tyler,

for your work dismantling human. trafficking rings. Everybody is doing. it. Everybody is I don't know anybody. who doesn't do it. I don't know anybody. who doesn't do it. I don't I Are there. people who are not doing this anywhere. in the world? It's just it's I've these. people don't exist. Anyways, let's speed. up. Where was officer Tyler Clancy on. September 10th intimately involved. actually. And I'm going to say allegedly. here, but I do want to make it clear. that we reached out to Tyler Clancy for. comment to confirm these facts ahead of.

today's show and we have not yet heard. back. So, I'm. open to updating these facts if more. information uh lands upon our desk. We. also offered to have him on the show to. speak about this. What we have confirmed. um through other people is that Tyler. Clancy was in fact on duty at the as a. Provo police officer on September 11th. He was allegedly at Temponogos um. hospital shortly after Charlie arrived. And then when Erica Kirk was due to.

land, it was Tyler Clancy who was. dispatched from Tempenogus. uh with officer with another officer to. escort Erica from the airport. But he. didn't go alone allegedly. I'm told he. had some Turning Point USA members, staff members or affiliates. in his car because, you know, the feds. were Uber doing Uber that day. Everyone. was they were just getting Uber drives. I would like to know who those TPUSA. members or affiliates were. I mean,

lawsuits make it easy to get this sort. of information. Stay tuned. The relevant thing is that at some. point, one of those Turning Point. members or affiliates, guests, um, left. a bloodied bag in Tyler Clancy's car, and Tyler then disposed of that bloodied. bag on the same day. allegedly. Now, that's a that's a pretty big. allegedly. It's a pretty big allegation,

right? Couple thoughts here. My first. thought was, what officer in their right. mind. would dispose of a bloodied item rather. than moving it immediately into evidence. on the day of the biggest assassination. since JFK, especially while the killer. is still actively on the louch. We don't. have any information. We don't know if. Charlie was set up by those around him. We don't know um if the killer, even if. he is caught, was acting alone. We have. We don't know anything. It just seems.

like an extraordinary thing to just. dispose of a bloodied item. As an. officer, like surely no officer worth his salt. would deem that to be an acceptable. idea. But I have to tell you, I am. inclined to believe this account, which has been verified by multiple. Provo and ORM sources until it's. accurate. Mostly I'm inclined to believe. it though because when I mentioned this. to Baron Coleman at a separate time, he. brought to my attention that a similar.

and potentially corroborating story was. told by none other than Yanken Bank and. Frank. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Frank. Turk with an ever so slight variation on. the story that we heard, rather an. excuse for why he did this, has already. admitted that it he gave his bloodied. bag to a police officer to dispose. Frank has this way of getting ahead of. things like you go back and I was like, I I don't remember this at all. Baron. said, "Yeah, he said that recently." The.

exact date was April 9th, 2026. You can. take a listen to what he said. It was on. a podcast called the Apostate Prophet. podcast. And again, this was record this. was released rather on April 9th, 2026. Take a listen. >> And then. we all had to. go from Oram where we were, you and I. were just last week. We all had to go. from there to Salt Lake City.

because Mikey and Katherryn Castro, also. a great team member at TPUSA, arranged for JD Vance to come and take. Charlie's body back to Phoenix. So, we had to go to Salt Lake City for. that. And they [clears throat] wouldn't let us. back in the car that we had taken over. to. of the hospital until because they.

considered it part of the crime scene. until they looked at it and about 5:30. they released it to us so we could go. back in the car and I had to get. everything I had was in that car. My. computer bag, my wallet, my passport, my. you know everything was in there. It. turned out that Charlie was laying on it. across the back seat. It was between the. two bucket seats and it was full of. blood. And as I pulled it out, his necklace, which we were looking for,

was across the top of it. He was wearing. a necklace and it came off. And Erica. had asked, "Where's his necklace?" Cuz. it wasn't on his body. And so as I'm. pulling the bag out, there's this. necklace. And the cop cop there was goes, "I'll. take that." I go, "No, you won't. You're not taking this. I'm giving this. to Erica. She wants it, you know. So, I just put it in my pocket. And as. we drove to Salt Lake City, I took.

everything of value out of that bag. I'm. wearing scrubs now. In fact, everybody. that was attending to Charlie was in. scrubs now. We couldn't wear the clothes. we were wearing. >> Um, blood. So, I just I don't want Erica to see the. bag. I don't want her to see the blood. So, I just told the cop sitting next to. me, "Can you dispose of this bag?". Where? Once we get there. Yeah.

A lot going on in that story. By the. way, I'm just because I had never seen. this. I didn't realize he also says that. Charlie was lying on the bag. Did that. complicate the CPR that you were doing. at all? Do you normally do we normally. conduct CPR while people are laid on top. of bag? There's a lot with Frank's. stories. that don't really add up. I know you're. only doing CPR for like 30 seconds at. the end there, but I just feel like. doing CPR in that tight of space and now. over a bag is really something. Also, I.

just these. bravado type stories. I told that cop, "No, you're not. Give me that. I'm. giving it to Erica. Give me that. This. goes with me." Oo, Brian Harpull's in. there yelling, "Do the medical. Do the. medical. Just doing the medical. Give. him five cc's of this. I'm going to jump on top of him. I'm. going to None of it's making any sense, ladies and gentlemen. None of that is. making any sense. But I will say.

it does seem corroborative, right? It. does seem to corroborate the idea that. there was a police officer. the very. least establishes that a police officer. was either told, separate from what we. heard, slight variation, was that he. willfully threw out this bloodied bag. And I'm inclined to believe that was. Tyler Clancy. Now, I should tell you a. couple of other things about Tyler. Clancy.

Very shortly after the assassination, Governor Cox promoted him, allowing him. to achieve another Utah state first. Tyler left his position as a say Provo. Police Department SVU IAC detective and. he was instead appointed as the state's. youngest ever homeless coordinator. The. appointment was announced on October. 30th. You can see it here on social.

media announced by Governor Cox himself. Here's what it says. Today, I appointed. Rep. Tyler Clancy as Utah State's. homeless coordinator. I'm confident in. his leadership to deliver results. Faster help for those who need it and. cleaner, safer streets. Thank you to. Wayne Neerhouser, our outgoing state. homeless coordinator, for his service. and congratulations on his retirement, youngest ever in the state. once again.

But guys, that's not it. I mean, this is. this is where it gets really fun because. you will never guess who I learned that. Tyler Clancy is allegedly best friends. with, like among his class of friends, his generation. This is, according to. multiple people with direct knowledge, is going to be a blast from the past. Okay, let's blast ourselves back to the. early days of this investigation. We're all looking for answers. We don't. know what to make of anything. It's. September 14th. We've just been told and.

informed that Tyler Robinson um is in. custody. We just told this what the day. before, September 13th or the 12th. And. details are not fast. Feds are telling. us stories. The stories are kind of. changing. We're all ourselves. investigating. Are more people involved? We don't know. And lo and behold, there appears a young. man who posted on Instagram just after. the manhunt on September 14th when. everything was very fresh. We're looking.

for clues. A Shainer Brderick swoops in. with his friends Robbie Hild and Gerno. who volunteered according to Shainer I. should say to retrace the steps of the. alleged killer. And we covered that on. our show obviously. Here's that post to. my took my friends to my grandma's house. and we retraced his steps and took. pictures in the exact place that the. security cameras caught him. I've been. through this new experience for the last. few days. I'm still very glad to have. attended to support Charlie Kirk and to.

see him. This last pick shows. Converse branded footprints. #orum # Charlie Kirk. Well, guess what? Tyler Clancy and Shainer are best. friends. He's in the same friend group with. Robbie Hild because the two of them. played lacrosse with one another at BYU. The BYU that Val that Val Peterson is. the church leader of Tyler Clancy. We. got Tyler up there. That's Robbie Hild.

I just thought what an amazing. coincidence. I am so grateful that all. of them were around and on hand to. assist in such a meaningful way. Whether. it's Shainer contributing, which. eventually was a video of him retracing. steps with Converse, or whether it was Tyler Clancy who. assisted by throwing away a bloodied bag. allegedly. Yeah, I know more. But we have pending. lawsuits and depositions, and that's. where all of the magic, in my.

experience, all the magic really happens. when you get depositions. I love me a. deposition because I don't lie and I. have nothing to hide. It's been my experience. that people who posture a lot um don't. love them. They like to posture a lot to. the public, but privately, they don't. love them. That's my experience. We'll. leave it there. I would also like to add here that we. are still unable to determine who the. fire captain was that provided CPR to. Charlie Kirk upon arrival to Tempenogos.

It is a remarkable detail that we cannot. confirm. It's a Who is it? This is This is. public. like this should be public. information. I mean, obviously I will be. able to subpoena the information and I. like should be able to request this. instantly because I'm involved in. lawsuits, but I'm wondering why can't we. figure this out sooner? I'm wondering if. it's someone that was maybe wearing. multiple hats, you know, maybe someone. who's a police officer, a firefighter, a. teacher down the road, and then just. jumps in as a fire captain and then. turns around and is working for I don't.

know what to think. Um but the people. who are sending me schedules of the fi. those people uh actually retired the. people that you're sending me this could. be this person that person look at the. schedule they've already retired. So um. we have a clue as to one person who. could fit the bill but we have no. confirmation. That just seems weird. Like more people would be talking about. that. A fire captain doing CPR on Charlie. Why? when you arrived to the hospital.

How like I said that this would make. sense. I I I have heard by the way can't. confirm that he was actually in an. ambulance. and jumped out of the ambulance and. assisted but it's not a part of the. legend of Frank Turk or the legend of. Brian Harpole. So I don't I don't know. if you know something please email us. more tips canon.com. And I will again. state we are looking for people with. direct knowledge of who that quote. unquote fire captain was.

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be able to store all of the various hats. that these people are wearing. So that's. Tyler Clansy's and I can also show you. Val Peterson's. Um it's a lot. It's look. it's a lot and it's allowed in Utah by. the way. They're not breaking the law by. doing this. You just have to kind of. fill out a form and you're like I'm. going to be everything and they're like. oh that's not a conflict of interest to. be a provo police officer and a. government employee. Really? Like what. if your government colleagues are doing. something illegal? Right? Like isn't there like does that. mess up your incentive? Well, it's. allowed. That's all I can tell you.

Anyway, sad announcement, but America. America has fallen. I think there's. there's just a lot of evidence that. everywhere, but most the where I find. this to be the best evidence, the best. case that we can make for the fact that. America has fallen is what's happening. inside of the White House press room. Okay, so let's just rewind. Trump 1.0, back when I was proud to wear a MAGA. hat. You you you couldn't catch me. wearing one ever today. And the energy. was. Katie Mciny. Katie Mciny was whip it.

smart, right? Beyond the fact that she's. an attractive she's an attractive young. woman. Nobody really cared about that. because she was whippid smart. No one. could deny the fact that she was she uh. graduated Harvard with a law degree. Uh. she did also spent time overseas at. Oxford if I believe right. where she uh. I think that's where she went to Oxford. University for a semester. She was so. overprepared in the press room with her. binder. Yeah. But she also did, I think,

a year at Oxford as well. And yeah, so. she was so overprepared. So lawyer, overprepared, had a binder. Anytime. anybody asked her a single question, she. was just on it. Like she gave it as good. as they gave it to her. Went back and. forth and you just went, "Okay, she's a. star. There's no question that she's a. star and she's going to go on to be. successful because she's been successful. throughout her entire life, right? Then. we got Caroline Levit in 2.0 and I just. felt that she was gaslighting us at all. times, like lying the whole time and it. felt different and the MAGA movement.

felt different and we were kind of. making the transition into the neocon. movement. Um, and now we have someone. whose name is Katie Zacharia. Okay, it. was recently announced that she would. have taken over Caroline Levit. And we didn't know what to expect, but. we didn't expect this. I would say that. as a society, we didn't expect what. looks like a true Saturday Night Live. skit. It looks like someone is making. fun of the press secretary, that this is.

not actually the real press secretary. So, I'm just going to let you watch her. greeting the press. >> Good morning. I am so honored to work for President. Trump and the American people as the new. White House press secretary. I want to thank President Trump. for his trust that he has placed in me.

I have wanted to work for him for a very. long time. >> I feel like she could have memorized. I'm looking forward to working with each. of you as well, especially as we are in the middle of. the midterm blitz with energy and. excitement. never seen before in the history of. midterms thanks to President Trump. Just look no further than last night in. Youngstown, Ohio, where President Trump. delivered another blockbuster rally out.

on the trail. The arena was overflowing. with enthusiasm. as thousands came out to support. President Trump as well as special guest. Jake Paul and football legend John. Gruden. The president also announced the. Department of War has officially. selected Cleveland, Ohio as the new home. for the US Navy's submarine component. repair center. This massive 46,000q foot.

facility will manufacture, repair, and maintain key parts for. virtually all new and existing. submarines. This is historic. I I don't even I I. America has fallen. That's it. That's. it. It's over. Hi, I am Candace Owens. I would like to.

thank President Trump for picking me. I. am so honored and excited. Yesterday in. Youngsttown, Ohio, Trump was on the trail and the. excitement was palpable. Why can't she remember? This is like. three points. I can't even I can't even. pain myself to watch that further. because why can't she remember her name.

and thanking Trump? And that's not. something you got to read off of a Q. card. You just come out there. You say, "Hi, I'm Katie. I'm so excited. This is. the first time I'm doing a briefing. I'm. so grateful to the president. Thank you. so much for choosing me. We've been in. communication about this moment for a. long time. I can't believe it's actually. happening." Let's jump right into what. we have last night. You don't remember. that he was in Youngsten, Ohio. The. energy is palpable. Midterms are around. the corner. I mean, I just watched this. once and I can memorize everything. Memorize everything that you just said. Why are you looking down and reading.

things that should just come naturally. to you? Like the note cards are for. specific points. How many people were in. attendance? You might not might not. might want to forget the number because. people fact check you. Okay, we're. moving the headquarters of the Navy to. Youngstown, Ohio. Okay, how much that's. going to cost might be a little point. She's just reading the entire thing, including her own name. I don't I don't. even know what to make of that. That's. absurd. I will not be gas lit about. this. I'm not going to be gaslit to. pretend that this is like excellence or.

that she's just shy. That's not just. being If she's shy, if she's that shy, then she should not have been selected. for this position. If she got up there. and she froze and forgot her own name, then she should not have been selected. for this position because that is. embarrassing. You should be embarrassed. by that. It seems like he's just trying. to find a cute girl to fill the role or. I'm going to guess actually there's. going to be like donors somehow involved. in that. Oh, I want my daughter or my. wife. I gave you this much cheer. I have. to look into it to know that that was.

not based on a meritocracy. Okay. She. was not selected based on meritocracy. In fact, journalists are having trouble. confirming her background story. They're. falling into a hole. It's like with. Erica Kirk when Eric Kirk says that, you. know, she was in law school, you know, or rather that she that she has a. doctorate. It's hard to confirm that. Dr. Erica Kirk. Well, Katie, they can't. confirm that she graduated law school.

She just kind of keeps dancing around. the question and saying that she worked. at a legal firm in China um alongside. her husband. They're like, "Okay, well, where did you get your legal degree. from?" And she's like, "Well, I studied. some law at uh Pepperdine University, same university Erica went to for a. year, which we couldn't confirm whether. she was in person or just doing it. online." Shady little university. Who is. this chick? Who is this chick and why. was she selected? What's the real reason. she was selected? It's awful. She should. be fired on day one, but we've got to.

just keep going along with this. idiocracy and pretending that any of. this is normal. Everybody involved. Nobody. We are. This has to be a Truman. show. Like Charlie was living the Truman. Show and now we're all living the Truman. show. And I'm just waiting for someone. to yell cut. Just go, "Yeah, we were. just kidding with you. Everything was. fake. Everything was fake and gay. It's. totally fine. None of it's real." And as. a part of that, by the way, um I I do. want to address this Business Insider. headline. Trump's new press secretary.

was asked where she passed the bar. Her. answer just raised more questions. Uh it. reads in a statement said she quote. practiced international transaction law. with all the appropriate credentials. end quote. She did not say if she had. passed the bar in any state. Okay. What? [laughter]. What state did you pass the bar? This. isn't hard. You're going to can't keep. gaslighting us about these women that. are pretending to be credentialed and. they're not.

Anyway, on that note, if you need. another marker for where we are at in. society, um it would be the Cornell. Simmon case. I'm just amazed that people. feel the need to take sides in a case. like this. I want everyone to just sort. of zoom out, just to zoom out regarding. the Cornell 7 case and really understand. where we are at in American society that. you are feeling the need to have to take. a side regarding a case where people.

sent their kids to school which would. plunge you into debt, hundreds of. thousands of dollars to Cornell. And on. the one side, you have uh a female. character who agreed to have sexual. relations with, from what I'm seeing, two guys at a frat party. Um who is. agreed to get high um snorting a horse. tranquilizer. This is the beginning of. this story begins with horse. tranquilizer. People who have all agreed.

to do have a drugfueled sex party. Okay. So, you have people that take this side. and this perspective and some people. feel fired up about this because now. they there are allegations regarding a. gang rape. People looking up a text. messages. They're going, "Oh, well, she. was texting while this was happening. because one of the people that she. agreed to sleep with. um then sent a text message to the. entire frat house in a group chat and. said basically, and I'm making this.

sound nicer than it is because it's it's. horrific. He says like free sex. upstairs. Okay, common sense tells me. that even if she agreed to having a. threesome and to doing horse. tranquilizer throughout the night, she. probably didn't agree to having a text. sent out inviting the rest of the house. That just like just common. I don't. really need to read into anything. Common sense tells me that no one then. says, "Well, could you could you text. the entire house and invite them because. I'm not done. I'm tranquilized. I'm a.

horse tranquilizer. Please invite more. people. Everyone involved in this story. is disgusting. The only winners are. those of us who have been pleading with. people to take their kids out of school, telling you that this is we we are. basically living in Epstein society. Everything about this case is evidence. that we are living in Epstein society. People are angry, screaming at each. other, ending friendships. this is this. is what this was and she agreed to just. this point and then beyond that it. wasn't agreed and she was texting the.

next morning again. I don't know how much horse tranquilizer. she took sounds like it was a lot but. yes it is also true that when you do. drugs um you can have things happen that. you don't remember I mean this reminds. me of sitting down with Hunter Biden he. agreed to do crack at a Motel 8 Motel 7. whatever it was he agreed to have a. stripper. And then that stripper robbed him. He. didn't agree to that. He didn't consent. to that, but the stripper was probably.

also on crack as well. Who's to blame? Who's to blame? Again, this is like, what are we even. talking about here? This is supposed to. be a university where kids go to learn. I mean, what what has gone on that. people are now doing horse tranquilizer. at frat parties? Everyone here was. raised wrong. Every single one of them. There's no good guy in this. I'd like to. speak to the parents of the frat kids. they're despicable. The idea of sending. a text message like that, I mean, even. if you're under the influence, why would. you send a message like that inviting.

other people to sleep with someone? Like, that's not a defensible position. Like, no one should be defending that. It's gross. Do I have to tell you that. you shouldn't be defending that? That. you shouldn't be looking at this and. going, "Oh, poor victim. He just did. horse tranquilizer and then invited. everybody else to come in for a sex. party." Like, that's not something you. should be defending. You also shouldn't. be defending someone who's putting. themselves in these circumstances. Like. it's not I don't feel bad like or that I. need to defend Hunter Biden if I get. called to the scene of the crime and the. stripper took his wallet and stole.

everything from him and took his money. and he's like, "Oh, I I consented to. doing crack, but I didn't consent to her. robbing me after like there's just what. what have we come to? What have we come. to as society?" I want to mandate. everyone into prison for a year. Like if. this is the America that you believe in, vote me for dictator because everybody's. going to prison, including the parents, because everyone was raised wrong. And I. might even sentence some of these people. online who are just making comments and. just so vitriolic like there's like. there's a hero of this story. Like.

somebody was like, who? I look at this. scenario and I'm disgusted with. everybody. I'm quite literally disgusted. with everybody. The victim in this story. is me. Okay, I want to be honest. The. victim of the story is me for having to. read through everybody trying to be an. intellectual to intellectualize and. communicate to everybody about who the. true v the victim are those of us that. are standing by going the fact that we.

are having this discussion of something. that took place at a university where. kids are supposed to achieve higher. education. is in and of itself. one of these markers of how far American. society has fallen. So, I I I'd like. everybody to go to prison. That's that's. my opinion. And hopefully you can get. behind that. And when the time comes, maybe it's 2028, you elect me to be. dictator of the United States. And I. will leave it at that. We'll be right. back after a break.

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That's americanfinancing.net. So my producer pointed out that somebody. who I actually plan to be my press. secretary definitely in the running. It's between Theo and Tim Dylan uh had a. similar take on this case which makes. sense because it seems like Tim Dylan is. one of the only rational people in. America. The comedians are somehow the. most rational people that we have. They. they should be replacing politicians. So, let's listen to what Tim Dylan, my.

future press secretary when I'm the. dictator of the United States, had to. say about the Cornell 7 case. Take a. listen. >> Nobody would be proud if these were your. sons. Truly, think about that. You know, no one would be proud. And as far as her. behavior, I don't love that if it's my. daughter, frankly. So, I don't love it. I don't want any of these children I. don't want any of these people being my. children. Can I say that? I don't have. children. >> You can say that. >> But can I say I don't want any of them. being my children. Is that okay?

>> It's okay. >> Can I say that? I don't want any of. these people being my children. >> Okay. And and because the behavior that. they engaged in is not what I spend the. money to send my kids to Cornell. I. spend good money to send my kids to. Cornell. I don't have children or a. family, but I spend good money to send. my kids to Cornell. I have a cat, but if. my cat went to Cornell, I spent a lot of. money to get my cat into Cornell. If I. sent my cat to Cornell and and IT'S A.

GANG and we're in the news, I'm not. happy. So, I don't want anyone. Sorry, none of them are my pick to have a son. or a daughter. If if I had a son or a daughter that was. involved in this type of activity, I. would sit them down. And I would go, "Do. you know how much me and your mother. sacrifice to do this? Do you know how. hard it is?" And yes, I get it. College. is supposed to be about experimentation. and figuring out who you are, but it's.

loser. Those texts, you can whip it out. Loser. There's free. Not a bit. Not a. bit. This is scumbag behavior and it. should not be celebrated or defended. I agree. I just don't get it. There's. just like I I don't get it. I really. don't. And we were we were drinking Red. Bull vodkas when I was in college and we. were blacking out. I'm not going to sit. here pretend that we didn't. But I don't.

know what's gone on since then as the. university system has become something. else. And I just feel like we are the. United States of Epstein at this moment. And we've we're like all lowering. ourselves by even screaming about this. Like it's just we just have to move on. from it. Anyway, top comments from last. episode, which was last week, Thursday. Salttorm writes, "Episode 400 and I have. been here for all of them. Thank you for. not letting this go, Candace. Thank you. so much." Fuzzy Bear writes, "Um, more. people trust Candace than all the. government combined, and I am here for.

it." I hope that's actually I I strive. that's a very low bar to trust more than. the government because I don't trust the. government at all. I mean at all the. more that we get into the Charlie story. By the way, tomorrow is Charlie Kirk's. birthday, October 14th. So, uh, we will. be here and we will keep pushing. Uh, we. only have a few more episodes, guys, before I am off air. I think seven, four, five, seven episodes before I am. off air from maternity leave. That's. crazy. A couple of uh comments from. today's episode. Let me scroll down.

here. Seven Sheets writes, "America. might be falling, but it's not fallen. But we do need more voices like yours, but I am disgusted by my country that is. trying to convict a clearly innocent man. over the J6 bombing. I cannot look at. that sweet man without being outraged. about what our lying government is. putting him through." I totally agree. with that and we should talk more about. the Brian Cole case. I'll be sure to. talk more uh speak more about that. before we go off air for maternity. leave. I'll pick a day. Um Ali writes, "I need a journalist to ask Erica. I. know Ben did TPUSA events before with. Charlie, but one day before his death,

he said he is abandoning the pro-Israel. cause. Why haven't you done that? Why. didn't you say he is opposed to the Iran. war when you were asked because Erica. has betrayed Charlie's legacy? Obviously, everything that she's doing, I mean, it's just completely crazy that, you know, obviously she doesn't author. her tweets. And um when she tweets this. thing of like why I sat down with Vanity. Fair cuz Charlie believed and sitting. down with people that disagree with you. You know, he was referring to the. students on campus that disagree with. you, not Vanity Fair. Like what are you. talking about? What are you talking.

about? Stop saying stuff. Just stop. speaking, please. Like I decided to sit. down people that disagree with me. I'll. be doing a spread in Vogue. I'm going to. sit down with people disagree with me. I'll I'll be speaking to people via. Tatler. The New York Times, people that. I disagree with. No, he meant get on the. ground and answer questions might make. you uncomfortable. It will sharpen your. arguments. You know, learn how to deal. people pushing back. We don't need the.

army, the vice president, and you know, Trump's entire administration. Oh, people that disagree with me. She's just. It's makes me sick. It Charlie was a man. of the people. She is the exact opposite. of that and it makes me sick. James. Elise writes, "Every woman in Trump's. orbit absolutely wrecked their faces. with disfiguring plastic surgery. It. makes you wonder if he's the one. encouraging it." Yeah, they call it Mara. Lago face. They don't call it Mara Lago. face for nothing. It's a It's a face. It's a face. It can.

be yours. You can buy it if it's what. you want. Go for it. I'm not hating. Do. your thing. Creative Media Channel. writes, "My birthday is October 18th. I. can't help but see the spiritual. connection Charlie and I would have had. or perhaps had. Rest in peace, Charlie. I can't wait to meet you one day. Well, happy birthday. I think we'll be off air. on the 18th. Is that full on Sunday? I. don't know. Zamit writes, "Blessings Can. for the beautiful new light that you are. bringing into our world. Thank you so. much everybody. Just hope that I give. birth imminently." My sister sent me a.

text. She's like, "I had a dream." And. I'm like, "Good, good. Maybe it's going. to happen tonight." I don't think it's. going to happen tonight. I got to be. honest with you. Um, the one you feed. writes, "Obviously, the new White House. press secretary is being coached by. Erica. Her advice is to throw a bunch of. words in a proverbial blender and start. speaking. They are both from the school. of inflate your schooling. Sumakuma, buma, whatever." [laughter] Yeah, that. is true. And yeah, Pepper, there's. something about Pepperdine. Something about Pepperdine is what I.

will say. They are turning out a very. specific kind of individual. Um, this I can't really read your. username. It looks like Tivoli Wy. writes, "Any true candy anan knows that. you take all federal holidays. I might. have an advantage being a postmaster. Lol. Thank you for all that you do. Enjoy your time off. God bless." It is. true. We take all federal holidays. And. it is true that it is always Skylar that. reminds me before we go off air. He's. like, "No, I'm off on Monday." In my. ear, I'm like, "Ah, Skyler's off on.

Monday. He didn't do that." So that's. why we blamed Skyler. That was totally. appropriate. I could do no wrong, especially this pregnant. Lola Wild. writes, "Cannis, you are the bravest. journalist alive. I loved your Theo Van. interview, guys. Like 3.5 million of you. have watched an interview." I think it's. like his biggest interview of the year. It's on track to be at least. Um, so. thank you guys for watching that. You. continue. I am genuinely genuinely. asking to be you for Halloween. Yes, you. can of course be me for Halloween. I'm. white and I fear it may come off as. blackface. It's okay. If you want to be. me for Halloween, do it. Go out there.

and be me. But you just have to be. pregnant. That's the only thing I ask. Promise to honor and at you love LA love. LA. Christ is king. Stand us forever. You are. You fully have my permission. ACDO writes um shout out to all the good. people in positions of power that. decided to bring clues and truth to. light. There's a special place in heaven. for them. I believe that and there are. just so many of us now. Um it really. does feel like gang gang, you know. uh. we are just uh more people are inspiring. more people and also in many ways you.

have to be grateful for the idiots. The. idiots make more mistakes. The people. that are trying to launch their. platforms off of hating me make more. mistakes and uh they encourage people to. come out too. So don't don't disregard. the useful idiots as well. Um, but the. majority of this has obviously been. because of the sleuths who have at first. taken tremendous risk uh to speak out. and now it seems like it's less risk to. speak out, but it is risk nonetheless. So, I want to acknowledge that from the.

bottom of my heart. All right, you guys. Merch up on the website is the best way. to support us. Go to.com, buy yourself a. t-shirt, buy yourself a hat, buy. yourself a CIA shirt, join the sleuth. movement. Apparently, we're just a bunch. of wine moms. So, I think we're going to. drop some wine glasses. That's the. internet rumor. Everything that you read. on the internet must be true if it's. about me, even though it's ever shifting. and it feels like you're playing a game. of Twister. Uh, definitely love my. conspiracy girly sweatshirt there in. blue. It's so cute. Like, how is that.

not cool and cute? Just look at it. Hit. the back. Scroll down. Yeah. Is that the. front or the back? How come I don't get. my own gear? That's the back. I want that one. Can we. order that one for me? Thanks, guys. I'd. like to have that. I also need to drop. uh a pregnancy line because like I they. need to be a little longer has we just. have to have the male fit for the. pregnancy. So, I'm going to drop that. By the way, you guys are going to pass. away when you see our exclusive Baron. Coleman line that we're going to be.

dropping soon. It should be up on the. website this week, but I don't want to I. don't want to give it away. I love it. It's great. The designs are fantastic. Um all right, guys. That's it. That was. a long Tuesday. I'm sorry that you guys. thought I gave birth. I'm sorry that I. wasn't in communication. I'm sorry that. Skyler is who he is. We will see you. guys tomorrow. [music].