Robby Hoffman: Hot Takes & Falling in Love

What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your. founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call. Her Daddy. Robbie Hoffman, welcome to Call Her. Daddy. >> Thanks for having me. >> I'm so happy you're here. >> Thrilled. >> I mean, you are an Emmy nominated. actress and comedian. In my opinion, you're one of the funniest people in the. industry right now. >> Thank you. I appreciate that. >> Um how do you feel when people read your. bio and like accolades to you? Do you.

like it? >> Uh I feel great when I hear about. myself. I'm extremely proud of myself. Um and I think it's probably something. that comes from the self-raising of it. all. Uh I don't know. I I just feel like. I think when you're when you don't know. when you when your parents aren't that. involved in the raising of you and you. depend on yourself a lot for the co- you. know, the raising. I kind of look at myself and I go, "My. god, I'm really proud of you. Well. done." Like it was, you know, so.

First of all, not many people are. reading my bio back to me, but if they. did and it's in a positive light, I say. thank you. >> Keep it coming. >> Like what am I going to It's amazing. >> I feel like um. you can kind of tell a lot about a. person by how they react when people. sing them happy birthday. >> Oh, right. >> What are you doing? What are you doing. when people are like, "Here we go.". >> Happy birthday. You know, I get a lot of. attention. >> Okay. >> Um.

nature of what I do. I I I'm an. entertainer. I do stand-up comedy. Um I act and I write and. I'm in the public and my relationship. gets uh. attention. So, I do like in like things. like that. I'm I'm I'm happy to give. other people. the attention, especially like weddings. and like Gab and I eloped. We had a very. small wedding, but in my family, I like partaking in their weddings and. really celebrating them because it's. like they have more quiet. They are not.

as accoladed. Not for any reason, it's. just not what they do. For instance, my. sister's a social worker. She doesn't. you know, she's not like getting. articles and da da da, you know. So, when she has a wedding, I'm like. thrilled to to throw that on. So, the. happy birthday, I feel like I get. enough. That's why our wedding being. small is like we're going to have the. whole family fly out. We get a ton of. praise all the time. And so, where we can pull back, we do. >> If you had to say though, what is the. most attention [ __ ] thing you've ever.

done? >> I mean, I was like class clown. I think. I was always scre- I didn't know how to. uh. I didn't know how to, you know, steer or. finesse. that energy, you know, I kind of wanted. whatever attention. I got in trouble a. lot. Um. you know, I got kicked out of class and. things like that. And then now that I've.

harnessed it, like I do. have attention, but it's in a very. sophisticated harnessed way now versus. it was free for all until I figured it. all out. >> for all [ __ ] Like it. >> Like like okay, like [ __ ] Yeah, I gave. tons of hand jobs. Is that what you're. getting to, Call Her Daddy? Like in. ninth grade? Like what what do you mean. a [ __ ] Okay, yeah, I I gave what? They. were a couple of tugs. It wasn't much. Um I didn't know about lube. They were.

very dry and and I they the customers. seemed happy. I never had a problem. >> Hand jobs are just never a good. experience for anyone. >> [ __ ] I mean. >> No, no, but. >> I've given six [ __ ]. >> Six? >> I know, it's a lot. It's very generous. >> Six? >> I've given six. >> I like that number for you. >> Yeah, yeah. Two guys, six. >> Two guys? >> Yeah, like one kind of four, one, two. One I really tried again, but I said, "You know what? I'm really not in the.

mood." I said, "I don't think so." He. had hair on the bottom of his shaft. I. just I I couldn't get it together. Well, I never even went all the way down. the shaft, but I just I. And he was like, "I'll get rid of it.". And I said, "Just forget Just forget. it." It was brutal. >> Yeah, I can imagine being down there In. that moment, you're just like. contemplating your whole [ __ ] life. >> Is that the kind of [ __ ] you're asking. about? >> no. >> I I'm back to the again. I'm going I'm. saying I'm going through the blow jobs. I'm going through. >> Class clown is a good answer. >> Okay, guys. >> you're hitting it hard. So, being a.

stand-up comedian, at some point you're. obviously going to interact with your. audience, right? >> Yeah. >> What are some unhinged things that the. crowd has ever said to you, done to you? >> This is going to sound insane. >> What? >> And I know that people have said this. before. I don't experience any of what you're. about to ask. The heckling or the this. My audience. is in it to win it with me. I can't even. tell you the vibe and the energy. Like.

they. I Maybe I don't come off approachable. If they did say something to me, I don't. think they think it would go well. But I. don't invite that sort of back and. forth. Um and my audience just comes to church. Like we're we're together. We are in it. together. And I just don't experience. that sort of thing. And I know that. sounds like whatever, whatever, but it's. just literally I I can't believe the. energy of my audience.

>> I mean, that's incredible. >> Like people Like I remember when it. wasn't like my show like when I used to. do. just whatever shows around the city. I. remember I did a show in Canada where. some guy. on a bachelor party like took his dick. out or something, but um there were. things like that that happened in. general audiences, but I'm telling you. when they come for me, it's like we the. sermon has begun. The phones are out. Everybody is just. they they've taken a deep breath and. we're just together for an hour and an.

hour and a half. Literally. >> Take us home. >> Literally. It feels that way. Um, and I. feel for people who deal with this sort. of thing. Um, but it's just never been. uh it's and thank I keep it that way. By. the way, keep it that way. >> No, keep it that way for sure, but I. yeah, when you just said that earlier. though like. do you think there's also an. intimidation thing? >> Yeah, there's no way they'd win that. >> Oh. >> Right? So, I think it's like if somebody. I mean, if somebody sneezes in my eye, I.

say, "Bless you." You know, we say like. there's nothing I'm not going to you. know, uh can we all say bless you? Everyone says, "Bless you." You know, like people are So, it's like you know, I I I don't know. Um, I'm not challenging anyone, you. know, at the same time. >> you. >> I would, you know, give them the. attention Oh, this person needs. attention. Let's all I'm sorry you're. sad. What happened? Um, and let's work through it together. Is there anything else you'd like to. say? And then okay. >> Is that what you're like in an argument? >> Uh explain.

>> Like if someone is arguing with you, do. you take the temperature down? >> No. >> Make the Okay. >> [laughter]. >> Okay. Okay. >> No, okay. I don't know if you know, I. have never taken the temperature down, unfortunately. That's another thing that. I don't uh really relate to, but arguing. is an interesting question to me because. I. I mean, to me. to complain is to enjoy, to argue is to. speak occasionally, depending what. culture I'm in and the cultures I've. grown up in. >> Like you're going in at the dinner. table.

>> Yeah, but so is everyone else I know. there. Keep in mind, I'm you know, I have nine. siblings who are a lot like me. I you know, I'm friends with similar. comedians and this sort of thing. So, we're all like that. Now, if I went to a. normie dinner, you know, I'm actually really pulled. back at something like that. I might. still be the craziest person there, but. for me, that is like you don't even. know. If I was just with comics or just. with my fam- Forget it. We're all going. "Yeah, and he said, but she said." Okay?

So, we're going to see, you know. >> So, we like an argument. I like this. >> Yeah, I love an argument. Oh, I love an. argument. >> Before you got into comedy, >> Yeah. >> you were pursuing a career as an. accountant. >> Correct. >> You know, that's a pretty big pivot. Comedian, accountant, what happened there? >> What happened is is comedy, really. I. really wouldn't wish this happening to. anyone. Um but uh yeah, I grew up again poor,

you know, you're going to My violin. comes out. My violin is only getting. bigger. I think being poor is just so. criminal and it's so bad that I'm not. over it. Like people want me to be over. it. I'm not over missing the bus 15. minute 15 years ago. Like I'm not over. Like people are like get out I'm not. over anything. You know what I mean? I'm not over. Spectrum going from $39.99 a month to. $79.99 a month. Like And then you want. me to get over my chat? Like there's. things I'm just not over. But not.

everybody in my family went to school. So, when I got to go to school, I was. like. "What's the least amount of school for. the most payoff?" And they were like you. can get a job this summer in accounting. or finance with an internship. And that's exactly what I did. I said. say no more. Where do I sign up? And I and I and you know, and that's. what I did. I didn't And then when I. started to. have money every 2 weeks, um direct deposit I considered.

miraculous and amazing. Um that's when I started really like to. sleep for the first time and to really. like. I know people think I'm anxious now. This is I'm actually quite calm. This. is, you know, I used to be a far more. anxious. >> back then as an accountant. >> Okay, then from there. >> Yeah. >> you go to McDonald's. Well, back to. McDonald's, teenage years. >> Yeah, I always had jobs during school, during all this. These are simultaneous. >> How would you describe yourself as an. employee?

>> Horrendous, but joyful. Like we refused to work the back and. flip the burgers. I only wanted to work. the till, the cash, but I was. Alex, I was hitting them orders in. It was crazy. And so, you know, but we. had a good time. Um. Yeah, and and and like it's you know, I. really I was eating McDonald's every day. when I worked there and it was amazing. >> Were you ever employee of the month?

Like. >> No, we did do well. No, no, no, no. I. was actually really good during lunch. rush and stuff like that. Um maybe because of how I grew up, I'm. used to a rush. So we I was very good. and uh we did get pins. Yeah, I got a pin. The only reason I. earned that pin actually is we randomly. had a uniform spot check. Like our manager, our floor manager. decided to do this check. Maybe the. owner was coming in, I can't remember. And so everybody had to lift their. pants.

And um if you were wearing black socks, which I happened to be wearing. For No, we I I wasn't even. I don't even know, but me and my friend. were wearing black socks. >> And you're not allowed to wear black. socks? >> No, you had to be wearing black socks. >> to be. >> So. we got the pin for hygiene or whatever. it was. >> Why do black socks mean hygiene? >> At the time it was part of a uniform. McDonald's famously changes their. uniforms all the time. Um but we had we had like jean on. Friday, you could wear jeans. >> But don't you I that it would be white.

socks you can see. What's going on? Black hides things. >> no clue. We never even knew of this. rule. It's maybe he had extra pins. Like to. this day and there was no the pin didn't. come with it. I don't remember the pin. other than we got the pin. We were. thrilled. And we were killing it at work. There's. nothing to say. >> Wow. Okay, so you were never like the. personality hire. You did the job. >> Both. I was definitely a personality. hire, too. Yeah. >> Can you give me a little intel? Is there.

anything you've seen a little too close. up there you're like maybe don't get. that. >> Well, you know, I was at McDonald's they. had like fun like they were going. through a sub phase. >> Oh. >> Like they had their own identity crisis. Like people like they were like trying. to do subs at one point. Thank God those. are gone. Um I hear the filet-o-fish is good. Um. I don't go near it which is a lesbian is. is shocking. Um but people who like it. that is their go-to. >> That's their go-to. Yeah.

>> is their go-to. >> Okay. All right. I've never tried it. Maybe. I'll try it. >> Maybe we'll try it. I don't know. >> Is it true that in the early days of. your career. you got your script for comedy in front. of network executives by impersonating. couriers claiming that you have a. delivery to make? >> Yes, it was only one. You know, I wrote. a script. Um when I discovered stand-up. and this relates to your earlier. question. I was like. >> [sighs]. >> And then I thought I could be good at it. and I was. Now most people who see stand-up they.

think they can be good at it. They. can't. I happen to be. It's it's like nine out of 10 times it's. not going to be the case for you if. you're watching this and I apologize. But for me it was and it was like. devastating cuz it's like now I have to. pursue this thing. I had a moral dilemma. like I have the opportunity to make to. have a good job. Like to make more than you know, just as. an accountant. I was making 32,500. a year. Canadian my first year at 22. years old which was nobody was really. even salaried, right? Uh already making more than obviously my.

mother or whatever and then I'm going to. pursue the arts like the thing it just. it was very difficult to think but I. knew I was good at it. >> How did you know you were good? >> Because I was winning like I gave it 6. months. I said if 6 months nothing is. doing phenomenal. KPMG gave me a laptop. for keeps. We are killing it. Like they. couldn't be nicer to me. Um I wasn't the best auditor but I was. invited on the on the.

audits [snorts] that were. you know, out of state and stuff because. just the travel. I'm good on a plane. Let's have you know, let's press play on. the movie. Um. but. yeah, it was a real moral moral dilemma. moral dilemma for me. Like. and and so that's why I gave myself that. 6 months. Like if 6 months nothing's. doing, okay, you have a great job. You. get paid every 2 weeks. This is. wonderful. Um and during that 6 months I. was doing mics and stuff and competing.

I I did open mic competitions. I was. submitting to festivals and it was all I. was getting approved. So I there were. benchmarks. There were ways to know. that you were good at it and trust me if. I wasn't good at it, I would have. stopped. I do not want to be traipsing. around this scene. like many that we see and there's no. awareness. And if you don't have self-awareness, take it from others after a certain. point. You know, there are comics who. get up there and they say, you know,

I've been bombing for 6 years and they. they talk about it on podcast and. they're bombing and bomb. If you're bombing to that extent, by the. way, it happens. No Okay, but to that. extent, maybe. maybe it isn't for you. No worries. >> You got to go. >> No worries but I could it could never be. me. >> You're too self-aware. >> No and if I'm not, I don't even trust. that. I thought I was good, but I'm not. going by me. I'm then going to say, "Okay, I'm going. to enter that competition. I'm going to. enter this. I'm going to do that." Is.

every Is everybody on my page? Right? Cuz I know that I I I come with a. certain amount of delusion. I think I'm. great, for sure, but I could be wrong. I've been wrong a million times. I'm. wrong about so many things. So, this was. no different. I wasn't going to trust. that I'm 100% right on this. I felt a. ping in my stomach that I probably have. to do this, that I'm probably good at. it, but there was still a hope that I. wasn't good at it and I wouldn't have to. do it. >> What do you think you are, like, percentage-wise delusion to self-aware?

>> Probably both. >> Split down the middle? >> Cuz delusion is free. Delusion and. dreams, like, when people ask me what I. dream, like, I don't put a limit on my. dreams. It's like it's free. It's like. taking soap from the hotel. It's like. just take it. Who cares? You know, you've already paid for it. Like, dreams. is like that. I'm not charged to think. of living on the beach. So, just if you. want to live on the beach, dream about. that. That's in the delusion thing. The. self-aware thing is on the critical. think. It's kind of like um.

just reading about this, the observing. ego. Um my therapist was telling me that um. and I go to her ad hoc and I don't want. to hear it. I dip in and I dip out. And. her big thing is that's okay to think. that. That's a That's a That's a. thought. It's a feeling. You fear. Um. it's not a fact. And the other thing is. there's something called your observing. ego. Your observing ego looks at your. ego. And I could be getting this wrong, but for the most part it's right. >> Let's try it. >> Okay.

Um. your observing ego. is all about. skeptic. It's all like, "Huh, I hear. that story that you think, okay, you. took a blood test and it's going to come. back. You had your annual physical, normal, normal, but you've worked this. up into being that it's going to come. back and you're. whatever. Sure, but your observing goes, "I'm doubtful. I don't know if I believe. that. I don't know if I believe that. story.". And that's where the self-awareness.

comes. Self-awareness is almost like. you're observing ego. It's like, "Okay, you think you're good. Let's get some data in. Let's Let's look. at the Let's look at this. practically speaking and object as. objectively as you can.". >> Do you think you really let your mind. wander with the medical? >> Oh, yeah. >> My husband, I have had him lay next to. me at night and he's like has a cough. and he's like, "What if. >> No, it changes my whole It It works my. >> is cancer though? And I'm like.

>> How did we get from the sinus infection. to cancer? But I have to hold him in that space, but also bring him back to reality. Like. does Gabby meet you there? >> Gabby. was an ICU nurse. By the grace of God, as if she couldn't. get any better. It's. When I first met Gabby, when we were. first dating, like my stomach hurt. Like. I slept over but. I did shows that night. I maybe didn't. eat dinner and was going to eat after,

but I just crawled into bed with her and. I had a tummy ache. She like literally. sprung up to make me something. Like she. was like, "Oh, there's like these oats. that I've given to patients and it's. like Like she's so good with the. medical. Like she's unreal with the. medical. >> How. soon in did you start asking Gabby for. medical advice? >> I mean, I can't even remember. To me, to. breathe is to I I I don't even. Well, you know, I I I I I couldn't. pinpoint. I mean, I'm pretty sure.

it's something I talk It's like the. weather, you know, how I'm feeling. >> You could be in the coffee line and you. could turn to someone and be like, "Do. you think this symptom means. >> No, I know. It's very scary. >> It's terrifying. >> No, your husband should see an ENT. If. he No, if this I do want to say. it seem if you guys have good insurance, I mean, by all means. >> Call Her Daddy is brought to you by. Ashley. Ashley Lux is an all new. collection that's changing the meaning. of luxury and inspires your everyday. spaces with premium furnishings at a.

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Um. it's amazing how much of men's darkness. is. continues to come to light. Like it just continues, continues. It's. like an onion, right? It's like we all. known, but I guess now men are like, you. caught us, but not really, right? Like. there was the Harvey Weinstein thing. where like, we all knew. Now it's the. pedophile thing and we're like, all. right, this is like really. fellas, this is not you've got to get it. together. This is just unbecoming. Like.

this is just unwell. Right? What you're. Is this punch? >> Yep. >> Ooh. >> Have a little. >> It's cold, too. >> Little refresher. Watermelon. >> Mhm. That's excellent. Thank you. >> Of course. >> Um. >> Yeah, so they started to kind of we. started to be like, huh? >> Yeah, I don't know what the men are. doing anymore. I can barely keep up. Right? But 5% it's you don't want to. know. I guarantee 5% of this man.

I don't want to know. >> Can you imagine if women were doing that. [ __ ]. >> It's crazy. >> We would be in jail. >> Yeah, I mean, they're putting they're. trying to put women in jail for emails. I mean, this is what's going on. Never mind. >> Right? We're like, you're with the. children and we're sending emails. >> Every problem in the world and I not a I. love the fellas in my you know, and and. and I I'm with dudes a lot and I'm best. friends with them. You know, when. somebody says, oh, I'm friends with a. Well, I'm friends with a Jewish person. or or you know, um I know gay people and.

I'm friends with them. I know men and. I'm friends with some of them. Um. but [clears throat] every massive. problem is them. It really is. It it's. distilled down to men versus women at. the end of the day, war. Aha, we would not have gone about with. war. Thousand years ago we're setting up. society. I'm not going to be like, you know what? Let me bash a [ __ ] into the wall. Like. we just don't think like that. I'm like, I'm going to talk to her.

>> We'll talk it through. >> See how how long is she staying here? How long Okay. Okay, no problem. So, we. won't be Like Like we would discuss. >> Communicate. >> at first, yeah. So, war is just not the. way we would have gone about it. We. wouldn't have invented. Um you know, the economy is run on. the stock market, which is. astrology for men. You know, it's like. it's just not the way we would have gone. about money. >> All of it. >> It's like we would have been like,

"Everybody gets 100K to start. Is that. good?". Okay, so let's just all take a hundred. Okay, and we end at four. Let's all go. home at four. Like Like we would have. set up every system, the economy, warfare, politics. It just would have. been very different. >> about women? What is our makeup of jail. to great? >> Women are more nuanced. It's hard. It's To me, women are more. case by case. Men, I can apply more of a. general They're They're more basically.

made. So, I can you know, they're like a pill. like that. Like Like I can You know, we. we're more Women are a lot more complex. >> Yeah. Okay, let's unpack this further. I'm. going to give you a scenario. >> Yeah. >> You're going to tell me if it qualifies. as great or jail. And we're like we're bringing this down. to like normal life. We're not talking. >> now or after. >> You have already have to pee? >> I have to because I'm having my tea. >> Go. >> Really? Okay, but but are you going to. be able to continue as is? >> Oh, well, I'll sit right here. Will you.

run? Do you know where it is? I don't think Hey everyone, intermission. Um I actually don't think. anyone's ever. left. during [laughter] an interview. to pee. I appreciate the directness. Most people. would sit there and just hold it. >> no, because you know what? >> Tell me. >> I I consume a lot of water and tea. >> I just saw the tea's gone. >> Okay. >> You're You're already hitting me on. well. >> And I won't do this on here and it makes.

Gab sick. I will squeeze that tea bag at the end. I It's one of the grossest things that I. do. That is 5% of the woman. >> You know what? That was exactly 95%. normal and 5% she takes the end at the. end of her tea. And it's as gross, some might say, as. pedophilia. She takes the end of the tea. bag. Some may say and she squeezes it. >> Squeezes it into her mouth or squeezes. it back into the cup? >> and I finish the tea. >> It's like.

backwash. That's like the last driblets of like a. >> the tea bag. >> Don't you [ __ ] dare. >> Because it has the most tea in the bag, I think. It's the most potent of the. flavor of the tea. >> Put it down. Put it the [ __ ] down. >> Okay. >> It's looking nasty now. >> Yeah, I know. It's fine. We can remove. it now. >> Okay, that's your jail. Ready? Game. >> Yeah. >> You're going to tell me if it's great. >> Okay. >> or if it's jail. >> Okay. >> They [ __ ] with their socks on.

>> A guy or a girl? Yeah, I think that's fine. >> I think it's fine, too. I remember. reading. >> Are you cold? I mean, I also grew up in. Canada. Like, is it cold? How's your. heat? >> You like to set the mood. >> Like, I [ __ ] for with all clothes. Like, we're both like, let's just the. least amount that has to be shown is. fine. You know what I mean? There's a reason. there's a fly for some people. >> I remember reading at one point that if. you keep your socks on during sex, you.

can have a better orgasm. And this was. back in the day when my boyfriend was. just like not getting it done. And so I. tried it. >> Yeah. >> And I don't know if it was a like a. placebo effect, you know? But I kind of. convinced myself like, maybe we are. having more progress. And it's not like. I'm. running to put the socks on to then have. sex. But if they're on, sometimes I just. won't take them off. >> Well, it's also it's a nice thing. Like, maybe you keep your extremities warm. You know, Uh uh. >> We tend to clench. We can relax. >> I think on a man I would probably prefer. I don't want to see a man's feet.

>> Such a good point. Yep. >> I think a woman can go either way. Like. if she wants to be cozy and cute in. socks, I'm not mad. But a man, please so I would say as. somebody prefer uh I don't you know, I. don't even men who don't wear socks with. shoe like if even if they're in a shoe. and there's no sock, I'm upset. I don't. want to see a grown man's ankle. That. I'm in no mood for. >> The ankle. on a man. it's. It is rare it's a good one.

>> It doesn't matter unless you're on a. boat. That is you're on a boat, you're at the. pool. There's no reason for me to see your. ankle. You're at the airport in a flip-flop. >> What do you think about that? >> Call the police. That's that that that is just. >> What do you think about shorts at the. airport? >> I'm more fine with shorts, but I don't. love them. >> Would you ever wear shorts to the. airport? >> No. I like to be cozy and I'm cold a lot. >> What about bare feet on a plane?

>> It's unacceptable. It's horrible. >> What would you do if you were sitting. next to someone with bare feet on a. plane? >> I I I would combust. I I really thank. God and I travel so often. I've been near it. but not quite directly next to it. And I'm see, I'm grateful once again. You know, I'm extremely grateful for the. life I have including somehow dodging. something like that. >> You've been like a few rows away. >> Yes.

>> You caught the glimpse? >> Oh, yeah. >> The shiver down the spine? >> It's just so gross. I I I don't know. It's really gross. >> It's disgusting. It's disgusting. >> sit next to somebody once. This man. could only be described as homeless. And. I don't know if he was unhoused or not. But I'm describing him that way to give. you the idea. And he had one singular tissue, not a. hanky, not one. And he blows he blew his. nose so aggressively, so many times.

into this like. And I asked the flight attendant for a. mask. This is before COVID, before. anything. I how I even thought to ask for a mask. before COVID, I never you know what I. mean? I didn't even know like how to ask. for a hospital. Yeah, and they didn't. and I literally thought I would die of. AIDS. Like I thought like that flight. like I'm done for. >> When you sit on the plane and you hear. the person go like. >> [screaming]. >> and it is all the it's just the.

coughing, the hacking. You're like, I am. sitting in an incubator. >> Yeah, I do feel that. >> I am a prisoner. >> No, that it's terrible. That's it's I do. feel that. >> to know. Um okay, they sit on the couch. in their outside clothes. >> That's fine. >> We're okay. >> Couch, yeah. >> No, less so. But it's fine occasionally. Is the comforter on? Comforter on? >> coverlet? Is there a little throw at the. end? >> Do you know when you throw the throw? >> How do you feel about the throw though.

in a hotel? >> I get rid of it immediately. Get it the [ __ ] away from me. Get it the [ __ ] away from me. >> No, my husband is the same. He's like, put out the window. >> Yeah, and here's the whole thing. I've stayed at Holiday Inn Express, not. not not to brag. And I used to like sometimes the. coverlet is the blanket. at those hotels. Like there isn't a. blanket under. It's like just sheets or a very thin. blanket. Like I've been frozen as can. be.

Before I I'm like, I'll freeze to death. I don't care. >> The [ __ ] that's on there. Oh, a. decorative pillow in a hotel? >> Terrible. >> Okay, they have a cat. >> I have a cat. >> How many? >> One. And I don't like other cats just cuz I. have a cat. So, it depends the cat. I'm also case by case just like humans. I'm case by case with the animals. I. don't need an animal, a dog to run and. and and and and pounce on me. I'm not in.

the mood to be assaulted by a dog today. Sometimes you go to somebody's house. I was not in the mood to be jumped by a. dog. It used to be acceptable if. somebody had such a dog to say, "Could. you put it in a room?" Could You can't. ask somebody to put the dog in the room. now. Well, by the way, I'm a little afraid of. dogs. I don't want to really be harassed. right now. Can you put the dog in the. room? Like, it's okay. It's okay. It's. okay. No, I It's not okay for me. I. don't want to be I once said somebody's. dog, they were like gnawing at my sock. They're like, "Oh, he He just wants your. sock." I'm like, "I want my sock.". Look, I Look, I want my sock. So, I.

don't know. So, the dogs It depends the. dog and it depends the cat. I don't want. your cat scratching. My cat doesn't do. such a thing. My cat is the gentlest. little cat that ever was. I got her. already at 2 years old. And so, she was. she was fully grown and very gentle and. I knew her from But some people get a. kitten and it grows up it's a menace. And I'm I'm locking the door. I'm afraid. of the cat. >> Does your cat have a name? >> Nam. >> No? >> Nam. >> Oh, I thought you said no. I was like. >> No, her name is Nam. >> Nam. >> Yeah. >> Okay. They are allergic to gluten.

>> No, it can't be done. It can't be done. Is it real? Or they think they are. >> Like, unless they come. Like, I want to. see the outbreak. I want to pick up a roll. We're having rolls tonight. Just a bag. of rolls. I don't care if it's the. Hawaiian roll, whatever roll, okay. I. don't care if it's a dinner roll. Butter. it up. And let's see. Is it Hitch? It. better look like Hitch. It better look.

like Will Smith in Hitch. If it's not. Will Smith blowing up in Hitch, I don't. know. >> It does feel kind of recent, huh? >> It's very recent. It's very recent and. you know, I don't want to It's just I. got to see. Everybody is suddenly. celiac. >> Yeah, like I don't think people in my. parents' generation. >> Like remember when we were kids, probably everybody was allergic to. peanuts? I don't remember hearing that. anymore cuz it's not cool anymore. It's not cool anymore. Less and less. people are allergic to peanuts. People.

used to Kids used to [ __ ] pass out. and need an EpiPen. You were taught you. got to stab them. I was ready. I grew up. ready to stab a [ __ ] who was freaking. out with a peanut. >> That's a good point. >> The EpiPen was killer and they said you. stab and I said, "I'll. believe me, I'll do it.". I remember like could I do it? I. remember really like, you know, and. they're like in third cuz we had. somebody in our class allergic take the. EpiPen and I said, "Teacher, I will do it.". >> But no one was allergic to gluten in our. classes. >> No. And now I don't see the peanut.

allergy too much. >> Yeah, comment down below if you've got a. peanut allergy. And comment down below. if you've a gluten allergy. >> They have And by the way, they're coming. for us. And fine, I believe you. I'm. also who. >> We don't care, but we're also We're. curious. >> We're curious. Is it a gluten in time. You know when they ask you at a. restaurant like, "Hey, like Gab and I. like to go to Sugarfish and order the. trust me." We're like, "Well, you said. you could trust me. But instead of the. crab, could we do the the sa- And they. go, "Is it allergy or is it a. preference?" It's like That's what I. want to know with these people. Is it an.

allergy or a preference? >> Okay. Their go-to grocery store is Erewhon. >> I mean, I I'm sorry to say this is. People are not going to like. Gabby orders from Erewhon more than. more than I I would like. Now, when. Gabby is on a trip, I I can't imagine. it. Okay. Um and also, it's a very annoying. grocery store to shop in because they. don't label any of their aisles.

Like they make you want to go through. the aisles and I'm like, I'm not here to. like explore the grocery store. Like, what's in the aisles? Like, I'm. looking for my So, and the only time I. go is if Gabby's coming back from a. trip, I will buy her her treats. from uh from Erewhon. I'll pick up a. bag. I'll get her like flowers and I'll. get her like, you know, that she likes. these mush uh oatmeals and different. things that they sell there. So, I will. get her the stuff that she likes just to. make sure that there's a couple things. that she really likes.

>> Okay, someone that has their phone. background is a photo of themself. >> That's terrible. So weird. So very weird. >> I agree. People who have dabbled with DJing. >> It's horrible, criminal. DJ Can I add something, Alex? Permission. >> Of course. >> Permission to elaborate. >> Photography. Fellas, you got a nice camera, you got a. couple. you got a record player.

Like, how much is you and how much is. the is the thing? Right? Like, the camera. Photography, I'm not sure it's very hard. to especially at the amateur level. and the DJ at the amateur level, it's. very hard to denote what are the tables. doing and what are you doing? What are. the songs themselves doing? You dropped. hot in here? Where are I Okay. I don't know if to. give you the credit. >> Wait, what did you do? >> to Nelly. What is it Nelly hot in here?

>> Is it Nelly? Yeah, it's Nelly. It's. Nelly. >> All right, look, I don't know. Photography, was it was it the Leica? Or was it you? I don't know. >> It's such a good point and the. photography, I remember being on dating. apps and being like. if he was a model or a photographer, it. was just a it was a quick. it was a quick easy decision. >> Oh, a model? A model for a man? I mean, there's certain This is where I. get in trouble sometimes because I can. be a traditional even though I live a.

non-traditional life to some extent. I had a TaskRabbit once come over. I bought, you know, the cheaper the. thing at IKEA, the more of your life. they take. Right? Like so it's like, yeah, the. shelf's really cheap because there's 97. different screws that you're going to. spend the next 2 days doing, right? So. it's like. that's what you pay for. So and I So I. would, you know, I'm I'm no stranger to. ordering the cheapest possible things. moving to a new apartment. Not anymore.

by the grace of God and all of you. Thank you. Um. and so I was just moving to LA maybe. a [snorts] new apartment and I called a. TaskRabbit. It's maybe 6, 7 years ago. And another lesbian shows up. Another. dyke shows up. I go, a girl? No, I I I need my handyman. I'm. excuse me. I I could do I would have done it. Now we're both I'm on the floor with. this [ __ ] doing it. Send me I need a.

guy to come over here. Like I'm looking. for like an old Italian or Mexican dude. to come in here and do what the hell he. does. >> You got on the floor with her. Why? >> she was she was like, oh the I got I. know. That was my problem. All right, let's see if we can figure it out. It's. like No, the the TaskRabbit's got to be. a dude. Okay, and and the model has got to be a. girl. I don't want to You're a male. model? >> Yeah, okay. Okay, so. >> Men are so into fashion and know what. kind of jeans a woman's wearing. That.

really Just be gay. Like women don't. like literally save women's time. Like I. hear these stories all the time where. I'm like, that sounds gay. And I have a theory. about gay and I get and I and I don't. it's only a theory. >> Yeah, talk to me. >> Okay, we are we are hypothesizing still, but I do think that everybody who you. think is gay is gay. And then on top of that, there's a. million more people you wouldn't even. know who are gay who are gay. So, if you. think a dude's gay, that's all you need. It's 100% factually gay.

Because then on top of that, there's the. old whole download of the people you. don't know who are gay. So, that's. >> That's a really interesting cuz I I feel. like I've seen you said something about. um. like everyone has a little gay in them, right? >> The fellas. >> The fellas. >> Yeah, but there's scared of it. Like. girls want a little gay in them. Even if. they don't have a little gay in them, they're like, "Ooh, kind of hold my hand." Like girls on a. beach will like be like, "Ah, let's like. pose like this." Like, you know, they're. not shy of being a little gay. They like.

have fun with it. They like like. flirting or or or or whatever. But. fellas are like so afraid of it that if. they just were like, "Ah, you know, like. yeah, we're you know, like. >> Yeah, they're like terrified of it. because they've heard each other doing. it. Like the thing is is they used to. bash each other's head in if they. actually were. They've scared each. other. Again, goes back to men being the. problem. They're also a problem to. themselves. >> Right. Like embrace yourself. That's. what you want. >> themselves. Dude-on-dude violence is. massive.

>> When you were a teenager, you said you. made sure you earned your stay in your. friend group by bringing the tea and. getting your friends some dick. >> Yeah. >> What What were you up to? What was your. >> You know, I was naturally born. I had a. good figure. I'm low-key pretty. I have. a prettiness to me. You know, my brother. always asks he's like, "Why you starting. to look like Joe Pesci?" Like he's like, you know, like my family thinks like how. my sister's like, you know, we you were. you you know, you could be pretty. Like, you know, like they think like I don't.

know. Like he thinks like I have an. insecurity or whatever. Like I dress so. like, you know, you could be wearing. like My sister used to like if we were. window shopping, she'd be like, "Ah, with your figure, I'd wear that dress.". And it's like they can't imagine that I. choose to dress like they think it's. like must be something. But in high school when I wasn't in tune. to what I just was like, "Oh, yeah.". Like, you know, in high school, we wanted. jobs, boyfriends, like, you know, it was. Romy and Michele, let's go. So,

my friends had, you know, like, let's. say my friend's father would take us. somewhere. Like, my mom didn't drive, right? Or like, I never had any money. And uh maybe my friends would they got. allowance. >> I wanted to ask my grandfather for. allowance and he walked me to the. fridge. He's like, "You want allowance?". Uh what do you think this is? All the. food in the fridge?" And I'm like, "Copy. that.". >> Thank you, grandpa. >> Um but, yeah, so I would I think it's it's like. being.

you know, being blind and maybe your other senses. pick up the slack. Um I didn't have a. lot monetarily to contribute. Um in the. summers, I wasn't the house that had a. pool that knew somebody who had a pool, you know, but I could. I could get us to the front of the line. if I needed to. I could, you know, like, I could. get us get us drinks. Right? She's paying the Uber. Why should. we be No, girls, I always knew girls.

don't pay for drinks at bars. I looked. good. I put on whatever tight I had to. be. I had a good time and I would just. walk up to whatever, you know, they used. to have guys roped off at clubs and. stuff. I'd say, "What are we drinking, fellas?" Before we knew it, we're like. five girls were sitting there were we're. drinking, you know, the orange juice and. the cranberry juice are there, the. bottle service. I'm like pouring all of. them and then we would leave those guys. We never put out, we never anything. We. just got our drinks. >> fellas back then? >> No, I would say, "Hey, guys, what do we. you know, like, we were always and we.

were always it's so funny looking back. we were always like a maze. Like, let's. say we were like we were like. five like. skinny. [ __ ] like 20 years old, short skirts, heels, the whole bit, in the freezing. cold. You know, no not even paying for. coat checks, so running from running. from the car to the club, trying to get. in, "Please, please, sir, we're cold.". And we can't believe he lets us in. Okay, meanwhile, we're like five. 20-year-old girls. Like, of course.

that's who's getting And we can't. believe we got the free drinks. Can you. believe these guys gave us their credit. That's the only reason they got the the. the the the bottle was for this to. happen to them. >> Dude, it's isn't it so terrifying when. you look at it and you're like, "Oh my. god, how stupid and easy men are when. it's like it's all it took was me to. wear that top. Are you [ __ ] kidding. me?". >> But they had to spend some money. I do remember thinking. I Well, I do remember because.

I remember my brothers having to go out. and I helped my brothers with their. Plenty of Fish profiles and online. dating back then. And one of my brothers. was colorblind. He's like, "Does this. shirt Does this shirt My brother was so. cute. But, um they didn't have money. And I always felt like what really sunk. me, cuz I always thought a great date. for any amount of what was a movie. And. when movies became unaffordable, I said, "That is it. If my brother cannot even take a girl to. a movie, what are we doing? What chance.

does he have? What chance And he's only like 18. Like, he's trying to order He's working at. FedEx. Like, if he can't take a [ __ ] to. a movie, like, he's not I didn't go out. to these clubs. >> What is he to do? He's stuck. >> It's horrible, cuz these fellows had to. have like that bottle was like $500. I. don't know what it was. >> The bottle service is [ __ ] crazy. >> And they did it. So, you know, there was. They were doing their thing, however. they got their money. Maybe they were. flipping cell phones. I don't know what. they were doing or coming from it in. many cases. The ones not coming from it.

who got it, I'm not looking at your account at your. taxes. I don't care what you did. You. did what you had to do. >> And you did what you had to do. >> And you got Yeah, and I did what I had. to do. >> Okay, you have a theory. >> Oh. >> In every relationship, you need one hot. person. >> and one smart person. How did this idea. come to be? >> It's just always been the case. I I. can't tell that ideas. And it's not 100% per the You need the. right ratio. There's a relationship.

ratio. That That's what we're talking. about. We're talking about the two sides. of the ratio, okay? For those of. you didn't You know, math is You know, the two colon The colon is the ratio, and you're equating both sides. One. side's got to be. hot. You need an attraction, something. Hot is different to people, but also. it's, you know, And then there's uh. smart. Those are the two things for the. relationship. That's a scale. So, if. you're bringing mostly smart,

you got to look for mostly hot. If. you're bringing 50% smart and 50% hot, you need a 50/50, too. >> What if the balance is off and you have. two hot people or two smart people? >> Hollywood. Look at two hot people. It It's a. disaster. Hollywood, J.Lo and Ben, it. doesn't matter how many times they try, they're missing an entire circle. Right? They have two hot, and I'm not. saying And they're lovely, but they're. missing an entire Two smart, that's two.

uggos. That's a hazard on the road. No, and nothing wrong. But that's just what it is. We've seen. the couples. But you need something driving the other. stuff. You need a good mix of both. >> But what's more lethal? Or what what's. more like, "Oh, this is going to go down. in flames." hot hot, smart smart? >> Down in flames, I think is hot hot. >> What happens with two hot people or two. um smart people? They're just You're. literally just walking around like. uggos? >> Yeah.

Happens. >> By the way. by the way. Okay, but at least they can work, you know. But But what happens is, you know, sometimes. you know, you you get uh. you know, they they they they. you know, they either go outside or. whatever if the hot doesn't pick up. >> Right, like maybe one of the other girls. sees a hottie. >> I mean, she's going to kill me for. saying this. Emily? [snorts]. >> What? >> Emily? >> Are you trying to talk to your team?

>> Yeah. >> They can't talk to you back in here. >> So basically, it's a general ratio. You. want to make sure you have it. Okay. Um Gabby, you know, and and and the. ratios don't even make sense. Gabby, I. think brings 90% of the of the hotness. Um and I can feel confident going. anywhere with her, whether it's the. grocery store, whether it's a carpet, whatever it is, cuz I'm like with Gab, nobody's even looking at me. Who cares? Okay. Um. But I think I'm a cutie, so I bring 10%. So we have our 100% hot. And then on the. smart, people forget Gabby was a nurse,

so she's. practically a [ __ ] doctor in this. country. She's an ICU nurse. So we split. the smart 50/50. We have our circle. there. Just fill the circles. However. you can get to your fill, do it. >> You got to do it. Yeah, I think that's a. really great point. I I do think people. need to be a little bit more self-aware. And it also depends what type of like. time you're in your in your life, right? And sometimes in college you're like, I. just want a hot guy. I want a hot girl. >> And you're just going for the hot and. you actually like, I don't want you to. be [ __ ] smart cuz I don't want to end. up with you. I just want to have fun.

>> And you might be smart. Right? That's a lethal com- You want to. know lethal? Somebody like you or Gab. They're hot and they're smart. Gab, I. always tell her she doesn't have to be. hot. She doesn't have to be hot or smart. for as hot and smart as she is. You. don't have to be hot. You don't have to. be as smart as you are for as hot as you. are. You could have leaned on one. That. is the lethal combo. Is that sometimes they're hot like Gab. and they're brilliant too. What [ __ ]. chance do you have? What chance do you.

have? >> But that does that mean that then they. have they could get with someone that. can bring less to the table cuz they're. bringing more? >> It does. >> Or does that build resentment? >> No, but that means that you if you want. just some guy in college, what do you. care? You're carrying a lot of the. circles all right. >> it. >> Yeah, you you have a big contribution to. your your your right? Your bill is is is. there. You need less of it. Maybe you're doing 90% hot like Gap and. 90% smart and you just you're looking. for 10 on either.

>> Oh, what a life. >> walking around with 20%? That checks. out. Most of them are. >> And that's generous. >> Yeah, thank you. >> Um you had a live call-in show once. where you gave advice called the Robbie. Hoffman Consulting Group. >> Mhm. >> What do you think. >> During COVID? >> qualified to you to give people advice? >> Well, I mean, I have an undergraduate. degree from uh McGill University in. accounting. Thank you very much. I think. I'm qualified on all areas of. relationship, of of of of psychology, of.

finance, of fashion. due to my credentials right there. >> What are some of the weirdest calls you. ever got? >> No, we got a lot of calls, you know, um. this is so boring. We went through. people's resumes. I like to spruce up a. resume. Um. you know, things like that. We really. I I don't know. We got tons. None I. don't know what weird is. I can't even. qualify something being weird. Like.

somebody could ask me anything and I'm. like, "Oh, yeah, that's a fair. question.". >> What celebrity. >> know. >> What celebrity would you call for. advice? >> A celebrity? >> Well, they're calling you. What would it take for you to call in to. someone? >> I wouldn't call a I want like you know, the the the the the. neurologist at Cedar-Sinai. That's. somebody I would call. You know, I don't. think it's. >> Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I I don't think a. celebrity I'm going to for advice, but. to me celebrities are cuz my mother. always had a reverence for a doctors.

And we went once a year for a checkup. And I remember at one point and if we. weren't going to school, I don't think. we would have had these checkups. So, thank God for the schools, the school. system, but I remember me and my. brothers sitting on the What is that. bench called at the doctors? >> Oh, I know what you mean. What is. the the. Well, you know. >> You know, with the paper on it? >> It's like the It's like the table. >> The table, the gurney. It's almost a. gurney. >> It's kind of creepy. >> Okay, so anyway, we're all on there.

We're all in our underwear. You know, I'm maybe like eight, nine, 10 and like. right? We're all a year apart and we're. all in our underwear, me and three of my. brothers. Okay, we're freezing. We're. sitting there. He's doing the knee. thing. We're having fun. Okay, he weighs. us all and he's going down. My mother's. there like, you know, nervous. Like. she's brought four of her kids in for. this appointment. He does our checkup. and he's going through it and he's like, "Yeah, your brothers looks really. healthy. This one over here The oldest. is he's looking great. Um. perfectly, you know. The other one we'd. love if he was finishing his plate." My. brother who was like a little small.

Nothing crazy, but just make sure he's. finishing everything on his plate. He's. in a little lower of a percentile. We'd. love to see him just a little meatier. next year. Nothing nothing crazy. Um me, you know, Rifka Robbie she she looks uh. healthy, fine. Okay, kids, he he gets. finished with all of us and he goes, "Okay, kids, have a great year at. school. See you next year.". He leaves. the room first. Right. >> My mother's LIKE, "GET DRESSED. GET. DRESSED. GET DRESSED." WE'RE LIKE. PULLING UP WE'RE GETTING DRESSED, OKAY? She's pulling my brother's pants. She's. like, "You're underweight enough.

Embarrassing me in front of the doctor.". Cuz my mother all she did was cooked. and, you know, threw food on the table, right? And he's just a small We were all. He's still small to this day. You know. what I mean? He's just a skinny guy, right? And but my mother she was so. embarrassed like it looked upon her that. she wasn't feeding her kids cuz she's. and he doesn't YOU DON'T WEIGH ENOUGH. He's 8 years old. He has no clue. What. do you What does he have anything to do. with what he weighs at that age? >> It's like a full form of. self-examination for her in that moment. She's like how they looking? But really.

it's like a reflection on her. >> Yeah, she's taking it like so then she. implemented the piece system where you. finish. two you know, two more pieces or. whatever doing all that and I'm like I. already had my two more pieces. I'm. good. You said two more pieces last. time. I am done with pieces for this. one. >> I love that you all went in together. >> She would do as many as she could. >> Yeah, yeah. Four then four then. >> Yeah, cuz it was just like an annual. checkup like are the kids Do they have. their shots or whatever? >> They were always kind of little. intimidating. >> You were sitting there in our underwear. I mean it's like cold. He's some.

pedophile obviously that he's chosen to. do this. >> I have to get stripped down to my. underwear not thinking about it? That. may have been a unique experience. >> may have been my mother being like. everybody get okay, you know, he's the. doctor's coming in to examine. Like she. had us ready. Like she didn't waste the. doctor's time. >> And the doctor was like I didn't need. you to be naked. >> to this day. Like I I like to get on a. phone with a great lawyer or a doctor or. scientist. >> Having one of them on speed dial? >> A lawyer on speed dial, a doctor on. speed dial, there's there's nothing like.

it. >> There's nothing. Um okay, in one of the episode. descriptions you said we are now helping. those most in need predominantly. non-lesbians. What do you. >> Did I say that? >> Yeah, that was in one of your That was. in one of your episode descriptions for. your advice. >> Oh, for advice. Yes, because I No, no, no, because what happened was people. thought it was only lesbians to call in. >> And you really got. >> lesbians were flooding the lines and. it's like no, like the fellas need a lot. of help here. You see how they're. walking around. They're they're in many.

wars. They're they're they're they're. they're investing in in crypto at you. know, they're and. you know, so get them on the line. So I. think that was a clarification. >> What what is some straight people [ __ ]. you just like cannot get behind? >> A lot. >> Okay, a lot of straight men claim that. going down on a woman is so difficult. because it's hard to find the [ __ ]. >> Oh, okay, yeah, like DJ Khaled is gay. Yeah, no, that's what I think. I think. if you're bragging about not going down. on a woman, it's like, bro, just come.

out. Like there's no other way to come. out. Like it's not giving what you think. it's giving. Fellas, it's like bizarre. It's like just be gay. Like again, leave. women alone. Like why this whole song. and dance? Like they like gay men. Like just be gay. Be like they'd be. thrilled for you. Like don't drag them. on this thing and your weird thing. Yeah, no, I think a man not going down. on a woman, which by the way, going down on some women is great. Some. others it's not. I'm sure it's like.

hooking up with men. I've had I've had. great you know, thank God I married. Gabby is all I can say. Thank God I married Gabby, but you know, so it it find your girl you know, but I. think bragging about not going it's. like, okay, like I don't know where to. go from that. Like just literally be. gay. So weird. >> Give us your advice, ready? If someone's. like. how do I approach someone in the wild? What do I do? >> It depends on the circumstance. Okay, who's approaching?

Who? >> A. young woman. in her early 20s. >> to a man? >> is going up to a man. >> No. Never. Do not do that. You don't need to be. doing that. >> A man in his. >> A man in his 30s. >> is going up to a woman in her 30s. >> Where are they? Are they in a place? >> at a a luxury bar. >> Okay, they're at a bar. They're at a. place of approach. Um.

I don't know. I think just keep it. simple. Can I buy you a drink? Listen, I. don't want to beat around the bush. Can. I get you a drink? I've been looking at. you. No worries either way. Okay, have a. great evening. She says no, walk away. nice. So if she says I'm okay, thank. you. Say, have a terrific evening. >> I like the no worries either way. Like. don't put too much pressure. >> Yeah, hey, I was just wondering. You. know, it's like Gabby when I met her the. first time and I was like, listen, I. don't want to beat around the bush, but. I got to get your number. >> Love that. >> You know. >> Did she give it to you?

>> Well, her friend who is a fan of mine, that's how like her friend spotted me. and I was like, thank god, cuz that was. very new for me for spotting to be. happening. She was with Gab and she. said, I'll give you the number. I'll. give you the number cuz she was a fan of. mine. I said, no, no, no, I'm not going. to give you anything. I'm waiting it. from the source and I'm testing it. tonight. >> Wait, how did you guys meet? >> We met outside. >> Of? >> Uh, we were. there was like a a little like a vent. happening at a bar space. >> Okay. >> Yeah, and I was late to it cuz I work. nights and I got there to meet up with a.

friend and we were all on our way out. and I got spotted by. by well, another lesbian who kind of. looked like me, like one of the more. boyish ones, even more boyish than me. So at this point I thought, well, let's. get out of here. This is really this is. not the night. I'm like, I'm not gay. like that. You know, somebody like that. is looking at me. I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not one of those I'm not. that gay. You know? Like I don't feel. gay with Gabby cuz I'm like, okay, one's. like kind of doing the boy weird thing. and one's a girl like.

we kind of have a hetero no like. heteronormative life. So like the only. gay thing about me is that I'm gay, but. other than that, I'm not even gay. But. if another lesbian like me, like or even. butchier than me with the buzz cut and. the whole hit on me, I'd be like, what. are you [ __ ] gay? Like that to me is. so gay and it happens. >> It'd be too much for you. >> That's too gay. >> You have a very specific type that. you're going for. >> Yeah, just that no, I it's not even. Yeah, like you Gab and I make sense to. me. So that person was like and I was. like and they were like, no, no, no, I. love they were like, oh, no, I'm not gay. like that. They They I love your comedy.

I'm like, oh, thank god. Thank you so. much. I'm happy it's relating da da da. You know, but then I was like, okay, never mind you. Who are you with? And it was Gabby. And you know, one of. these things doesn't belong, you know, kind of a dive. You know, lesbian events or not. Um. let's let's just say we're not gay men, you know, the event space isn't. isn't [laughter]. you know, the flowers weren't picked up. that day and all all the stuff that gay. men maybe do. But um. we could use more at our places. But uh.

Gab was there and I was like, well, well, well, who's this? And they were. like, oh yeah, that's Gabby, the. bachelor. I was like, the bachelor's. gay? But I don't know what the bachelor's. doing. Maybe they are gay now. And some of them are you know, I didn't. heard one was gay. I mean, he tricked. all these women. Again, just be gay. Even though people would argue that Gab. did that. But bisexuality in women is a. lot more like they're more open with it. Um I just think it's not as shameful. Men have like shamed each other into.

like not even being able to be that 5%. gay, which is the minimum. Um maybe for them. But yeah, so I just. I wasn't sure. I was like, the. bachelor's gay? Like I've missed out on. so long of the bat, you know? And um and. they were like, oh, no, no, no, uh. uh you know, uh she's uh. she's she's just exploring. And I'm like, what is she Dora the. Explorer? I was like, 28 years old exploring? I. said, I don't think so. You know?

And um. I I got right to it. I got right to it. I was like uh. okay, uh well, do do you do I forget. what I asked her, but then the second. question or something I asked her was. like, do you come from money? And she was like, uh da. And I was like, say no more. I knew she didn't. You. know, cuz people come from money, nothing wrong, but I can't date them. Um. they say we were comfortable or. something, right? >> We, we, >> couldn't you date someone with money? >> it's like dating outside of the faith.

Like, I don't, you know, for me religion. isn't the the thing that it's like. the day-to-day, like people who grew up. with money versus people who didn't. It's an entire different It it's it's. day in and day out. It's every small. thing. You know, I joke about it, but. grocery, you know, grocery shopping. changes, everything changes. If I'm not. in the mood, whether I have the money or. not to spend. $9.99 on raspberries from an Erewhon, I'm not in the mood. I don't care if the. money is there. I cannot and she moves.

on. We understand that language. We're. like, that is criminal. We keep it. moving. We keep it moving, right? With. somebody who grew up differently than. that, those are those are too many We're. not speaking the same language. Gab and. I speak the same language and that's I. want somebody who's doing well now by. the grace of God. Um and we both get it. We both have our own We don't want to. spend that. We know it's We don't want. to. We don't want to. So, I asked her. that and she said, "No, you know, military." Like and I said, "Military, for sure no money. That's wonderful.". They We don't receive, you know. And her.

father is, you know, her family is. amazing and thank you for Thank you for. your service for her entire family, but. military family and. I just love that. I love the grit of how. she grew up and being a nurse and I just. There was so many things that lined up. You know, we spoke the same language. Like on paper we don't look. People like, "What an odd couple?" But. it's like. the compatibility is is through the. roof. >> Did even though you were first told. like, "Oh, she's just exploring." You. were right now just like, "Oh my god, no, not interested." Then you started.

talking to her. Did you kind of know immediately? >> What do you mean the not interested? >> Like you said like, "Oh, when you're. someone when the person told you like, 'Oh, she's exploring.'" You're like, "No, what is she Dora the Explorer?". Like, "No, no, no, no way. Like I'm not. interested in that.". >> No, I didn't say I'm not interested. I. said she's There's She already knows. >> Oh, okay. Okay. So, >> She's made it to the dyke bar or the. dyke event. This is This is not Dora the. Explorer on an assignment. She's not. Anderson Cooper in the war zone. reporting back. No, no, no. She This is. This Yeah.

She was a little reaching your late 20s, when you're 30. I think no. You're 16. and you're exploring, go ahead. But do. not come to me. you know, at a certain age and tell me you're. exploring. >> So you knew if you got in there, you're. like, "No, no, no. She's ready.". >> Oh, yeah, yeah. That I mean, she just. explored. She had 25 boyfriends. You know, so that didn't you know, so. she's here. You know, she did her last ditch hurrah. And I got the final rose. It's.

unbelievable. >> How did you and Gabby kind of navigate. those early days in your relationship. with like the fame of The Bachelor and. people looking at you guys? Like, how. did that go? >> I I honestly, and again, I hate saying. this, it could not have gone better. I. really am living one of the greatest. lives I've heard about, and it happens. to be mine. And I I And I'm like. thrilled with it. Like, I really thought. the worst-case scenario. But my. observing ego was like, "Maybe it'll.

work out somehow." I'm like, "No, this. is going to go Like, I told her not to. come out. I said, "This is not going to. be good for Bachelor Nation. They don't. want you to be gay. The fellas are going. to go crazy, right?" And And then I. don't need this mob Bachelor Nation has. embraced me. I love you. Everyone is just tremendous to me and to. Gab. So it went really well, but I told. her I thought she doesn't have to come. out. People were starting to see us. Um I don't love living in secret, but I. also was fine to do it because I'm like, "Oh, she's a lot more public and you. know, her dating life is specifically.

public. I'm public with my work, you. know?" But nobody's really, you know, so. it was a new sensitivity or another you. know, um and so I told her not to come out cuz. I said they're going to blame me. They're going to look at us and say, "Whose fault is this?" So obviously this. you know, they're going to blame me. And. then they're going to find out like, you. know, Jewish. It's like we don't need. like forget it. It's all going to come. down to me. I was in no mood. I said, "This is a. miracle that we even met and that we get.

to enjoy." Um but uh but actually, it. went amazing and people have been. again, it's like I hate to say it, but. people have been so good to us. >> Who said I love you first? >> Me, of course. >> Did she say it back right away or no? >> Yeah. But then she stopped saying it for a. minute. So, here's what happened. >> What'd you do? >> This is the gayest thing about me cuz I. have dated before, but I'm very I've. been slow. I never really live with. anyone or it took 5 years to like maybe, you know. With Gab, I was like 13 days.

in like sat her down. And I'm like, I just got to like. I I got to be up front. I am falling in. love with you. Cuz she was like, "What. is this?" And I'm like, "This is love.". Like, what are we. She's like, "What is this? And I don't. know." And I'm like, "It's love." It's. what it is. And I need So, that's what's going on. And we need to confront that. You know, and so I asked her to be my girlfriend. and then, you know, it was a very.

elementary, very sweet, very cute. Um. very lesbian, which yeah, but you know. what? It's never too late to be a. lesbian for the first time. I was acting. as fast as they tell say we were. Um. and then yeah, I was feeling fast for. her. So, we we we pulled back. But she was also not trusting like in. the beginning like Gabby. you know, and and a healthy. relationship, a good relationship, ideally you work through your stuff with. the person. Like you realize why you are. the way you are and you don't You know.

what I mean? And it all comes out. So, she was having that experience of like. you know, I guess I didn't trust that, you know, one of her parents would be. home when they should be home or they. said something to her and it didn't. happen. You know, she she wasn't able to. trust it. But as we committed more and. more, she always felt. like even though it felt like she. actually enjoyed the commitment. Like. when we became. when we. moved in, she was like, "Oh my god, I I. really trust that you love me.". Like I really feel better. Like every.

step that we did to more commitment, which would seem that she was like a. pulling back, but actually when and I. never when she was like, "Okay, yeah, let's. like when she I would never push or. whatever." She would then feel 10 times. closer. When we got married, she even. said she's like, "I really trust that. you love me." Like it's just about it's. just about we're all coming from our our. spaces. And in the beginning. she was sometimes afraid to say a. feeling that she had because if she. spoke up as a child sometimes and you.

know, one day when she. you know, if if you you know, if you. water her out or she's leaving the house. or you catch her at the right time, she. could speak more to this. I hate to. share her stuff, but um. um. she. What was I saying with the trust? >> Didn't believe love. >> Oh, yeah, no, yes, you got it. You got. it. You're a [ __ ] pro. >> Got you. >> I appreciate you. I appreciate you. >> Got you. >> Yeah, she would like if she expressed.

her feeling let's say something I did. annoy her. I'm annoying. I'm expecting. to be like I'm expecting at some point. she's going to be annoyed with me. I'm a. very annoying person. It's one of my. biggest insecurities. I always try not. to be and for people who find me. annoying, I'm always trying. to talk less and to be less annoying and. unfortunately part of my anxiety is I. talk a lot and I am annoying. So, it is. what it is, but I'm aware and I don't. like it either. I don't like it either. But let's say she you know, I left. something where she wouldn't want. something or.

um. I don't know. It It like if I'm like, "Oh, will you throw me the leash?" And. she would rather like I throw me this. She wouldn't even say something even as. small as that bothered her because she. would think that it's like a fight. She. would think that like, oh, I wouldn't. love her. if. if something, you know, she's so used. like if she brought up problems as a. kid, it was like a problem with her. >> [snorts]. >> So, that stuff like came out, and I'm. like, "Babe, you're going to have a. million problems with me. Like, you're going to be like. a million things or sometimes I'm going.

to hurt your feelings. Like, there's. going to be so many things. Um and I'm still here. I'm here. I'm I. had the opposite experience but even. though I was so poor, my mother. was always home. So, I knew no matter what happened, I. colored on the walls, I [ __ ] flung. this, I I whatever, we got into a fight, the [ __ ] is in the kitchen, she's. cooking, she's cook She Where is she? She's I know to this day where my mother. is, she's in the kitchen. The [ __ ] is. in the kitchen. You know, she was for. love or money poor cooking and doing. laundry every single day. She never left.

the house. Right? So, that type of stability so we. come from so what of that I can handle a. lot. I'm like, "Bring it on. What is. it?" What's my. >> so amazing to her though, but she had. never experienced that. And I love what. you had said at the beginning, which is. so real. It's like sometimes you do have. to. really individually do the work cuz your. partner can't solve it for you, but then. the fun moments in relationships when. you realize you're compatible is also. realizing like, "Oh, my baggage and my. [ __ ] works really well with your baggage. and your [ __ ] And what I'm bringing.".

Like, Gabby's like, "Oh my gosh, let's. see if you can handle this." And you're. like, "This is child's play. Like, I got. you." And she's like, "Wait, you're not. going to run? You're not going to get. mad at me?" And that's really beautiful. >> I am in the kitchen. I'm in the kitchen. I'm in the kitchen. I'm in the kitchen. And I love every Yeah, like yeah, it. it's kind of like yeah, what what you. were saying, the baggage, it's like. we heal each other through, you know, it's like I have the exact je ne sais. quoi for her, and she has exact for my.

my. Um so, it really really works in a way. that isn't Yeah, we're not solving each. other's problems nor is it our. responsibility. They just are healing. together. >> And how amazing that like her with her. wanting to trust but not feeling like. she could trust. You having Yes, things. in your childhood, but you being like, "No, no, I'm always going to be in the. kitchen. I'm not going anywhere.". >> I'm not. >> And to be that stable force for her to. keep proving like proving when you moved. in together and she's like, "Oh my god, maybe this is real." Proving when you. got married, she's like, "Oh my god, you.

really do love me." You're like, "Girl, I'm always going to be here.". >> Like I'm just Nobody is here like I'm. just here. That's what like It's not. Yeah, so. once I decide I mean, I'm also like that. with so many things. I found these. glasses 12 years ago. I don't know what I'm going to do with. these like They work. They fit. These are my glasses. Like I don't. rethink. I have one You know, I decide. on a thing. Babe, look how I am I used. to do with everything, not just people. >> You're all in.

>> I'm all Like if I like something, why am. I getting new glasses? Why am I going to. the optometrist trying to. like What No, I don't I like it. It. works and I can like something for a. long time. I still listen to songs 20. years ago. Okay, freaking Vanessa Carlton making my. way back home. Nothing like that lyrics. >> it's making my way downtown. >> Oh, yeah. Could be wrong. Listen 20 years and I. still don't know the lyrics. But that is a classic That's a classic. Like I won't get over it.

>> Making my way back home. >> Wait, making my way back home. Wait, does she ever say that? >> No, it's making my way downtown. Walking. Yeah, down. >> Yeah, but that at some point she goes. home. >> She goes home. >> Wait, can you tell us in the comments? >> Look at Look at She does? Look at She's looking up looking up. looking up. I do love a good Vanessa. Carlton. >> real? >> Yeah, you can eat them. No, no, you can. Maybe you're not the. type person to eat them, though. >> How long have they been there? >> We replenish. But there could be a little dust. >> You just replenished. >> There's no way it says making my way. back home. She says making my way.

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get you. >> See? See the annoying? I hear you. I don't want to. >> Are they good? >> Really? >> Yeah, okay. >> Mhm. >> Yeah, yeah, okay. All right. Who is more likely to laugh at an. inappropriate time? >> Me. Or Gab. Gab and I are the same. Gab and. I laugh at everything the same. Like. what we both We are so inappropriate at. home. She lets me be me. I let her be. her. >> What is like an inopportune time that. you guys have found something funny that. you're like, "What? We need to [ __ ]. stop right now. Stop laughing. Stop. laughing.". >> It could be an unfortunate circumstance.

and we're laughing. It's not my fault. >> Okay. Who's more likely to send back a. meal at a restaurant? >> Me. But I don't send anything back. It. really would have to be very bad. But I'd be more likely. >> Are you leaving reviews? >> No, never. I I know the site the the the. the depths. of a person. who logs in. I can't even They're logging in. The. logging alone forgot password, go to the. email, get the code.

I it it bewilders. >> Bad. >> It's really scary stuff. >> Who's more likely to plan a spontaneous. date? >> Me. >> What is one of the most romantic things. you've ever done for her? >> Um I don't know. We do so many romantic. We love to be romantic together. The. most romantic thing. >> Or just like an example. Doesn't have to. be the most. >> It's it's it's so tough to say. Let me. think. Well well I know, but I do. romantic things for her all the time. I. mean, I drive home from from shows and. she likes.

Hi-Chews. So, if I pick up guys, I go. and I grab Hi-Chews and I bring her a. snack. You know? >> You're thoughtful. >> Or things like that. So, they're small. day-to-day and then there's the big. grand. We go horseback riding. I booked. us a beautiful, yeah, I don't want to. say the end, but you know, they have. this and that. So, we do we do big and. small romantic things all the time, I. think. Yeah. >> Who's more likely to pick a fight? >> Her. >> What is the dumbest thing you guys have. ever argued over? >> Oh, we all dumb things all the time. And. we're over in 2 seconds. Something that.

Gab and I have in common, and this is. back to the compatibility, none of us. hold a grudge. We are. ready in 2 seconds. to kiss and sit on the couch together. Like it it it's the best thing. We're. like, I was you know, sorry I was like. I'll be like, I was in a minute. Kiss kiss, we're back. It's 2 seconds. >> Who's more dramatic? >> I don't know. Maybe her, but not by. much. >> Okay. Who is more likely to spill a. secret? >> I think neither of us. >> Really? >> Of each other?

>> Or just like if someone How about this? >> We tell each other everything. >> I was going to say, are you the couple. that's like, if someone tells Gabby a. secret and they're like, do not tell. anyone. She's like, uh-huh, uh-huh. >> No, no. She's your spouse, guys. Don't. You're not going to come between my. marriage. It's like I signed this NDA. Like she signed this NDA for traders or. something. One of the shows that she. went on to she had to sign an NDA. I'm not going to show you one. You think an NDA is going to come. between me and my wife? Are you out of. your [ __ ] mind? Are you out of your. goddamn mind? It's like we know we we are NDA proof.

Okay, so you just need to know that. industry, studios, NDA Gabby Wendy knows. everything I know and I know everything. she knows and that's the way it is. >> I don't see how it could like I think. my husband and I had this conversation. with someone recently where we're like, oh we know everything. Like we we tell. each other everything. And one of the. couples was like, what? And we were. like, are we the weird ones or they the weird. ones? And this is making me feel like. they're the weird ones. >> they're the weird ones. You know, my. friend Ally and we debated this but she.

she told me about somebody, you know, she told me about this, you know, love. affair that she was having it having. Um. not an affair like cheating just a love. affair. She was having a romance. Um. and she said, but don't tell Gab, you. know, cuz Gab might know the person or. something like this. So, I said, >> Okay. >> [laughter]. >> Come on. And especially fun tea like that, I'm. running. Bro, I am running. I am pedal to the. metal. I can't wait to tell her. And.

guess who's hooking up? I walk into the house. Guess who's hooking up? I mean, that's. all that's a joy. We have such small. joys. Let's have joy while we can. >> just the best. >> A great new piping hot tea. You know I love my tea. >> When it's not also like impacting your. life. >> At all. >> So, you can kind of just like relish in. it. >> me that you know that she you know she's. like, come on. >> Yeah, if you think that someone's not. telling their [ __ ] partner when you. say.

>> when someone says, if I tell a friend. and it's nothing to do with spousal. telling or whatever. I say, don't tell. anyone this. And they go, who am I going to tell?" I. go, "What kind of a response is that? I. don't care. I don't care. Even if you have no one to tell. Even if. you were in a jail cell. I don't care. No one. I don't want to. fathom who you have, who you don't have. I don't know who you're friends with. this week and who you're not. What kind of response that when someone. says, "Don't tell anyone." "Who am I. going to tell?" I don't know. That.

That's not the response. That you say. You say. "Don't tell anyone." You go, "I will. not.". >> Cuz you know what it is? You're right. And people have said that to me before. And I'm like, "Oh [ __ ] have I ever said. that to anyone?" It's almost like you're. kind of already admitting guilt. You're. You're like, "Who would I tell?" Like I. have no one to tell. >> Yeah, you do. There's always someone to. tell. >> There's someone to tell. It's like, "Who. would And it's just not a relevant. response to that. It it I I don't know how we got to that. And that's got to That's got to go. >> to go.

Yeah. Cuz there's always someone to. tell. >> There's always someone to tell. And And. you may not have someone to tell today, but you could tomorrow. I don't care. I. have nothing to do. I just said, "Don't. tell anyone." I didn't ask who. >> You have a comedy special called Wake Up. currently out on Netflix. >> Ah. >> Congratulations. >> Thank you. >> I mean, from the beginning of this you. saying like, "I gave it 6 months. I was. going to see if people liked it.". >> know. >> I was good with my accounting position. >> I know. >> You know? And now here you are on. Netflix. How does that feel?

>> It's unreal. I mean, John Mulaney. who is. one of the greatest stand-ups uh ever. and of our time, um you know, called me out of the blue. on this. It's like And I I wasn't ex-. You know, John Mulaney's in a suit. He's. so polished, you know, that he would. jive with someone like me. But again, it's about that compatibility. You know, he just was tremendous. He put. his weight behind me. This is the fellas helping. You want to. be a good dude? This is the way to. [ __ ] do it. And he got it done.

And I showed up for him. I said, "Well, I'm going to bring All I can do is bring. you an amazing hour of material. I got. you got me, and I will not let you. down." And we went out there and we did. our [ __ ] in one night. >> Were you nervous at all? >> No, I was I'm always nervous. I mean, when you ask me if I'm nervous, I wake. up nervous. >> Okay. >> You know, it's my baseline. Um but I it's also an excitement. I'm. very I know how to channel like I'm just. always a little bit of a person, but.

especially nervous for this, no. It's. always before I go on. As soon as I get. on stage, I'm home. I feel like. all the lights, it's just me, and I. traipse around like it's my living room. I feel so comfortable when it's all the. beginning and the stuff around it, but. as soon as they call me up and I got the. mic and I know I I have some stuff to. say, and everybody just sit the [ __ ]. down. We're going to get through it. I. feel so at ease. It's almost like the. talking to you or the small talk that I.

have to experience or the handshaking or. the or the small social gatherings that. I'm more nervous than when I get onto. that stage where I feel. um completely home. People go, "Do you. get nervous running all these big. theaters?" I was thinking the other. week, I'm like, I think these big the. bigger the better for like I feel. amazing in these theaters. It's feeling. so warm. It's feeling like an apartment. I walked in, I turned the lights on, and. they work. And [snorts] the water is running hot,

and it's just a great spot. I'll take. it. I I I everything I do, I'm I I just. take seriously and I enjoy doing. So, I'll continue. This is how I toil, basically. How I do. stand-up, I write, and I act, and I'm. continuing to do it on bigger and bigger. scales, but within due time, you know, I'm working on my own show for HBO. Obviously, a dream, but it's not to say. that my first part on Hacks wasn't a. dream. They're all part of the dream,

and they're all just, you know, snowballing into the They're. all just growing the dream. So, it's all. it's all good. I'll be on tour. I love. seeing you guys in these theaters. I've. never felt more at home. And it's all. sold out. I looked at your website and I. was like, "Oh, my god." And we're just. dropping when this comes out, I think, we're dropping the next you know, uh swag too with the tour, so to speak. >> Congratulations. >> Yeah, thank you. So, just doing just. yeah, just I I I I live again one of the. greatest lives I'm I'm building on my.

life with Gabby. Um and we just we just. love it. So, I really I wish. yeah, I don't know how humble that. sounds. I'm just really grateful and I'm. really thrilled. >> Well, I think we can all agree you've. done a wonderful job. >> Have I? Very very nervous to be on this. >> Why? >> No, because I I'm not so familiar. I've. no clue what's going on. >> I think you've done an excellent job. >> you would ask pointed questions. I said, "Okay, I I don't know if it's like, you. know, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?". I'm like trying to get my facts in. order. No, but they but they said, "You.

know, she can she can be real." I said, "Okay, well, I'm going to, you know, I. can't say anything other than what I. said.". >> But also, like I wanted to just have fun. with you. You're really entertaining. person. I was excited to get to know. you. I'm excited for my audience to. continue to get to know you. I wanted to. have a nice We're in May, you know? >> It's unreal. >> And the the weather's good. Our feet are. up. You're eating jelly beans. You. finished your tea. You didn't drink the. bag in front of me. >> Call Her Daddy, baby. Look at this. See, this is all part of the dream, actually.

>> We did it. >> See, I'm not upset with the other. podcasts I've done. I'm just saying. we're now on Call Her Daddy. That is all. I'm saying. >> No, this was such a pleasure. You were. so fun. >> Thank you. >> Your wife also was such an incredible. host on our reality show. >> How good was she? I know. And people think I'm biased, but. she's objectively good. I'm asking. others. >> When I would get the cuts and I would. see her sections, we're like. this woman's a star. >> because it was your That's true. >> So, I'm in post edit watching her, and.

we're watching her different takes, and. I'm like, how do you pick a take? Like, every take was amazing. >> away cuz she would like she was saying. some [ __ ] and thank god you guys let. her get away being her. >> I said to everyone I said, if this is. our host, you have to let her be Gabby. and let her do her thing because you. can't dilute it to just for television, make sure it's friendly. Like, let Gabby. rip because that is when she's at her. best. Um, and when she was calling people. perverts, I was like, yes. >> You know, it's not I wish they weren't.

It's like people ask me, how do I come. up with my ideas for comedy, and why do. I talk about I wish I didn't know. pedophilia. I wish I didn't know it, fellas, but you have outdone yourselves, and now it's in my head, and I don't. want it there, so I bring it to you. We. got to talk about it. Robbie Hoffman on. Instagram. We will be dropping the new dates. Thank. you so much. >> Thank you for coming. >> Alex, for having me. >> [music].

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