Post Malone: Joining the Mile High Club (Full Episode)

Hi, Daddy Gang. I am currently in. Boston, okay? And I'm on my way to the. Post Malone concert, and I figured I I. don't want to go alone. I would love for. you to come with me. That's why I got us. this limo. But if we're going to go to. his concert, I don't know. I just. figured maybe we should also interview. him. You want to come? Let's get into. it. What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your. founding father, Alex Cooper. We call.

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leaves my skin radiant and glowing. So, it's a mustwear for any date night with. Matt. You're welcome, Matthew. I'm. obsessed with the YSL fragrance. They. just constantly elevate every moment of. my day, and I'm so excited to share them. with my mom this spring. Shop Leeb by. Eve St. Laurent at Sephora this Mother's. Day. I guess I should say Post Malone, welcome to Caller Daddy. Well, thank you. for having me. I am so happy to be here. It's very exciting for me. I've always.

wanted to meet you. Yes, ma'am. You have. a fabulous vibe. Thank you very much. Um, we are currently in your dressing. room backstage. You're going to perform. tonight. We are in Massachusetts, a. little outside of Boston. Yes, ma'am. Do. you have any like connection to Boston? You have friends in Boston? I have a lot. of Patriot fans as friends. Well, friends is a very like loose term, I. suppose. Oh, yeah. Like, are you friends. with are you friends with Tom Brady? Is. that what you're saying? Well, no. No, just Patriot fans. He is a very sweet.

guy, but a lot of people on the team are. for some reason New England Patriot. fans. And I love that. It's It's all. right. I guess it's good. It's not I. don't know. You don't like the Pats. No, ma'am. No, ma'am. So respectful. No, ma'am. I [ __ ] hate them, ma'am. I actually went to college in Boston. I. haven't been back since graduation, so. it's kind of like a pretty surreal. moment for me. If I knew in college I. was ever going to, you know, interview. you, I probably would have [ __ ] my. pants. Oh, I I did [ __ ] my pants today.

Oh, you did? Yes. I wanted to say also. thank you um for coming. I know you have. a very busy schedule, too. So, I. appreciate you coming. I appreciate you. And I appreciate you waiting as well. I'm I'm here drinking and relaxing. It's. good. It's good vibes. So, as I was. getting ready for this interview, I was. like, "Okay, I know you typically go by. Post, but you have a new album out. called Austin, which is your first. name." Yes, we are. So, what's the vibe? Do you want to start going by Austin. now? My football coaches used to call me.

Posty and that's kind of where that. started. You can call me whatever you. want except late for dinner. Late for. dinner. That's like my most old man joke. of all time. That's like a joke from. like the 20. It's like a dust bowl joke. I'm not going to lie. It took me like. two seconds to register the joke and now. I get it. And so now I'm going to laugh. after. The thing is there's no joke. really. Okay. Comedy was different. No, no, no. It's great comedy. I appreciate. you. Um, no. But that's interesting cuz. I was talking to someone that's on your. team and he was like, "Yeah, like.

sometimes like I'll call him Austin when. we're more private vibe and then post. when it's more like he's Post Malone. He's out there." Oh, you talk to people. from the team. Oh, I've been like. interviewing everyone about you. I'm. getting all the tea posts. I'm getting. all the vibe. Terrible. So, do you think. like is Austin and Post Malone the same. person or is Post kind of like an alter. ego? I think it's a that's a weird to think. about. I think it's everything is me,

you know. Everything is me. My name's. Austin. Everyone calls me Austin. Whenever I introduce myself, I always. say Austin. I think cuz I got Post. Malone from just putting my name in a. rap name. generator like in high school. That is. what we need to clarify. So when I was. researching, I was like, "Hold on. Your. actual last name is Post, which I don't. think everyone knows." So it's Austin. Post. So you put post as the first and. you're saying you put into a random. generator and you got Malone. Yes, man. It just gave me the name and I said, you.

know, that does sound cool and so I did. it. I wanted to name like Whiz Khalifa, but it's not nearly as cool as Whiz. Khalifa, but it's like it has two words, so it's kind of like Whiz Khalifa. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty unique. Yes, ma'am. So. you're on tour, obviously. That's where. we are right now. How is tour going for. you? It is amazeballs. Um, it's my first tour. with a band. Okay. So, I'm so I'm having. so much fun. I'm so excited. And like.

for the longest time, it would just be. me um on. stage running around and it was very. lonely up there. And so now I can look. around and if like I [ __ ] up or anything. um I'll just be, "Hey, stop." And then. the crowd will be like, "Oh, he it. wasn't him." You know? So that's like. kind of you're like I can blame it on. everyone else. It's not my [ __ ]. fault. I fall on my face. You're like my. [ __ ] guitar is tripping. What the. hell happened? What's this guitar doing. here? So what inspired you to name the. tour? If y'all weren't here, I'd be.

crying. This is true for the most part. No, not really. Not anymore. I'm. actually so happy now. It's. super interesting being out on tour for. a long time cuz for a long time. we just ran around the world especially. when I was you know like younger and I. could and before co and all that stuff. and now um being back out on tour is. hard cuz I'm old or I feel old at least.

I'm a dad I'm 28 I just turned 28 that's. I whenever I started I 19 and like and I. was like everybody's like, "Oh, he's. like 20 years old." And I'm like, "Yeah, that's Yeah. But now I'm like 28. No one. cares." I love that. We're the same age. So, am I old? No, man. I feel like 28's. like we're like just getting to our. prime. No, you're tired. I was super. tired and and going on tour now. My. knees. click money. Pull up. 20 now. Everybody need a decoy. shorty.

mixing up the vodka with the. le brace. There's a bunch of stuff. Yeah, I I mean I would like I wanted to. go stone cold Steve Austin double leg. braces cuz it's so sick looking and I'm. I wear jorts every show. So it's like. perfect. It's a jort stop and then the. knee brace begins and the knee brace. begins and you're like why does he wear. those? I don't know but it looks cool. I. think the more [ __ ] that like WWE. wrestlers put on I'm like whoa they must. have like they've been through some. [ __ ] I feel like you're the only person.

that could pull off jorts and knee pads. or like knee brace vibe or just if I did. knee pads that would be badass. And I. want to like cuz sometimes I'll hurt my. hand like cuz I'm a dumbass and I play. in my garage and like stab myself with a. knife on accident. Yeah. And then I'll. have to like wrap my hand and I'm like. oh I'm so cool. I love it. Okay. So I. hope next next time I see you you're. going to be wearing that [ __ ] Yes, ma'am. Um that didn't answer your. question at all. It's okay. It's okay. I. don't care if we swerve. Like who gives. a [ __ ] We're here to have a good time. Okay, we're getting you ready for your. your concert. Um, what is on your rider?

And actually, can you explain what a. rider is because some people may have no. [ __ ] idea what that means. Yes, ma'am. So, there's there's many schools. of thought here. Um, I actually don't. know how to spell rider. I don't know if. it's rider or writer. Um, and I think. that's kind of like where the two. schools like disagree and then but. there's a lot of different arguments. that can sprout out of that. conversation. We won't go there. Um but. um a writer is a list of stuff that you.

like that to I guess make you feel at. home whenever you're not. Mhm. So list. us yours. Come on. The thing about my. writer is it's not updated. I still get. candies that I don't like. Oh, it's not. that I don't like. But for the longest. time we had gummy bears like Haribo. gummy bears which are fine but if you. eat them you eat them every day for like. 2 years straight. tastes like magic. I. want black forest gummy bears. I want to. switch it up. But for now, we have red.

cups. I got to look over there. We have. uh emergency post. Why don't you just. read what do you like? What do you wish. was in here? I'd prefer on my writer like a stack of. like a million dollars cash would be. very bitching. They don't give a [ __ ]. about you. I guess I old man vibes. Like. it's over. Like I got to go home. His. knees click. We don't [ __ ] care. Just eat the [ __ ] Harry Bell gummy. first. Um, do you think you're high. maintenance or low maintenance? I. consider.

myself low maintenance. I think Do you. think if I asked your team they would. agree? Ah, yes. Yes. I think so. I don't know. because I'm at at the core of. everything I'm super simple. I need a. beer. I need cigarettes. And I need. um 2 hours in the bathroom to answer. emails. That's it. That's all I need, I think.

And then a little bit of beer pong. But. I will say something I'm a little bougie. about is I need good cups and balls, okay? like very specific cups and balls. because the weight and a lot of the you. know there's a lot of different cups and. balls out there and sometimes they'll. try to skimp out on the cups and that's. when I've had enough. You take your beer. pong very seriously. Yes, ma'am. And I'm. I've gotten worse as I've gotten I used. to be so good. Yeah. Wait. I was talking. to Bobby and he was like, you know, he's. so [ __ ] good. You're bad now. Yeah, I'm bad now. I I feel like that's also a.

facade. I'm so bad. You're saying that. and then we're going to go in there and. you're going to be playing and you're. going to be better than everyone. [Music]. Are you superstitious before you go on. stage? Like, is there anything specific. you have to do or you're like, "Holy. [ __ ] my day is ruined." Well, answering. the emails is very important. Okay. Um, we're doing tonight. Noah's coming.

out. Mhm. Oh, well, this is in the. future. It's fine. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well, in Boston, Noah Khan came out and. um we were talking about inventing um. diapers for performers because you never. know. You hit the wrong move and it just. it's vuvvious. Yeah, it's going to go. Yeah, it's apoc. It's Yellowstone level. eruption sometimes. Does that happen to. you often? No, it's never happened to. me. Let's just make this very clear. It's never h I want to look at every.

camera and say it's never happened to. me. But if it does happen, that's like night. that's a nightmare. That's like a. nightmare. One one could assume that you. would since you were like, I've been. really thinking about inventing these. diapers. As if this is like a serious. like sewage problem for you where you're. like just letting it rip. Well, then. there's the whole thing because that. then think of what I could do with that. two hours. Okay. Sometimes I'll bring a. guitar in there. Sometimes I'll I mean, all the best lyrics are written on the. [ __ ]. 100%. Yeah. Can we clarify for a minute?

So, what I've heard is you do some of. your best songwriting on shrooms and on. the toilet. Yes. And those kind of Well, that's what I was going to say. Like, let's let's let's talk about it. Are you. taking shrooms and then camping out in. the bathroom? Like, are these two things. together or are they kind of like. separate ventures? They are separate. ventures, but I've never even thought. about it that way because they do kind. of I've had some of the meanest shits in. my entire life.

off the shrooms and just beer. It's. because it'll be like beer. Like. whenever I was a kid, too, it'd be like. beer and shrooms for like four days and. not eating anything and I will be like, "Guys, I'm gonna die right now. You're. [ __ ] your brains out." Yeah, it's. terrible. Skinny legend. You're like, "It is all this coffee." I lost like 10. pounds from this one trip once. No. No. But wow, it's crazy because one point it. just knocks on [ __ ] hell's gate and. you're like, "Okay, we need to open the.

floodgates now. We need to take care of. this. This is a problem." You keep. talking about doing emails. Like, do you. not have someone to do your emails for. you? Well, emails is just code for. [ __ ] Answering emails is just code. for [ __ ] How do you know if you're. actually sitting doing emails while. you're taking a [ __ ] Sometimes I'll. answer some emails. I do on tour. I it's. hard to like bring gaming consoles and. stuff and I'm pretty huge pro gamer. Um. so I do a lot of online shopping and. everybody thinks every order I place is. fake. But you're like really shopping in.

there while you're [ __ ] It's me and. then they call me or or you put your. name on the order. I have to. No you. don't. Yeah I do because they call me. and they're like hey we've had a lot of. fraud and we want to say they even call. me about my billing address not matching. up with like my home address and stuff. and I talk. Little do they know, I'm. totally on the can and I have to run. like a white noise machine or a little. bit of water and I have to specifically. get up and turn it off and then sit back. down just so they don't think like I'm. in and I know sometimes they can tell.

with like the reverb cuz what's. interesting about a bathroom, you can. definitely tell if you're on speaker. phone, you can definitely tell if. someone's in the bathroom. And then in. pictures, for some reason, if you send. someone a picture, like a selfie while. you're [ __ ] there's no way that you. don't know they're on the toilet. It's. like an angle or something. Are you. often taking selfies while you're. [ __ ] No, but if I do, who would you. send a selfie to while you were taking a. [ __ ] I don't like a like a I have a.

bunch of like exal buddies and ranger. buddies and they they do it all the. time. They're like, "Hey, just taking a. [ __ ] What's popping?" And I'm like, "All right, yeah, me too. You know what? [ __ ] it. Let's do it." Yeah. It gives. you like a little extra hair on your. chest. You're like, I'm feeling myself. This is just like this is kind of what. boys do. This is like what we do. We. send each other shitty selfies. Yeah, I. like that for you. And then Dre will. FaceTime my manager will FaceTime me or. something and I'll be like, "Hey, you. know what? Hey, what's going on?" And he. can definitely you can definitely tell. on FaceTime. It's always such a pleasure. to sit down with people cuz you never.

know where an interview's going to go. And like what I love about Caller Daddy. is like usually it has one vibe, but. today it's like today we're talking. about [ __ ] and like this but it's. comedy. You're bringing the comedy. I. love it. You can say this interview uh. really went in in the can. It went in. the can. Okay. I want to take a step. back. Before you were Post Malone, you. were just Austin. What were you like as. a kid? Um weird. Mhm. Weird. I've always been. like I don't know. I' I've always been.

kind of an introverted kid, but then, you know, I loved express. I love making. music forever. I love playing games. I. loved hanging. I like I had a small. group of friends. We would just go over. to my buddy's house every day and just. play games and stuff and. um I don't know. Yeah. Weird. We're a. little weirdo. When you when you say. you're a little weirdo back then, is. there like a memory or something like a. story that comes to mind that you can. help us like kind of describe you as a.

younger kid? That's a hard question. I. remember I grew my hair long. I wore the. tightest crew jeans I could find and. crew was the [ __ ] It was like the crews. and the fallen sho purple fallen shoes. with the fat laces and I I would go we I. don't know and then I started everybody. started like goodwilling and like and. going to like. um. um the stores to go grab like old penny.

loafers and [ __ ] like and we just Yeah. Thrifting. I don't know why I couldn't. think of that word. It's okay. I got. you. I'm here. Thank you very much. Yeah, of course. Um, but yeah, we would. just go run around and play games and I. don't know if there's a specific memory. I know everybody's like, "Oh, I'm. quirky. I'm zany." You know, I'm wacky. Um, but you're just like, "I was a. weirdo." I don't know. I just I was just. me. Yeah, that's the whole thing. You. know, I moved when I was nine and then. like um I used to get bullied a whole. bunch in in school for what? for I I.

guess like dressing the way I did and. stuff like cuz I was like we wore skinny. jeans and all that stuff and that was. like just like kind of a new deal and I. don't know but people would throw gum in. my beautiful hair. I had beautiful hair. I had to cut it all off. You'd cut it. off because there was so much gum in. your hair. No. No. There's way too much. gum in my hair. I need This is becoming. a problem. But I was safer. I was safer. because the gum would harden and so if. like I fell off the skateboard or.

something, right? Like after class post. would have so much gum in its hair. because the entire class would throw gum. and if you fell it was more of like a. little rebound thing like you were. chill. I was I I was not throwing gum uh. every day. Okay. Just occasionally. Occasionally. Oh, there's that [ __ ]. Listen with the gum. What is that? Trident layers. That's good [ __ ]. That'll get stuck. Super gut. So you. wore skinny jeans. Do you think that was. the gist of why you were getting. bullied? No, I don't know. I think it. was always because I was I always wanted.

to. be myself, I guess. And uh we all know. high school super high school. Totally. So, totally. Um middle school, high. school. And I when I was a kid too, it. just didn't start me off good at all cuz. I wore slacks and a dress shirt every. day and slick my hair back cuz I saw my. dad go to work and I was like, "You know. what? That dude's cool as fuck." So I. want to do that, too. Yeah, I could see. that. Like the kids be like, "Why the. [ __ ] are you wearing a slack?" And. you're like, "Cuz my dad does." Be like, "Cuz my dad's cool, guys. What the.

fuck?" Yeah. And they're like, "Well, we're in [ __ ] middle school and high. school, bitch." So like literally get it. together. I remember I remember for one. year my school tried out a uniform and I. was already Gucci. I was like, "I didn't. even have to change shit." I was like, This is my I wake up and put this [ __ ]. on a Saturday, [ __ ] Like, this. is me. This is my These are my PJs, dude. It's so [ __ ] how mean kids are. at. Like, I also got bullied and I've. talked about on my show, but I'm like, people were so [ __ ] mean and that. like sticks with you. And I feel like. it's interesting cuz now I feel like. people know in the industry and just.

your fans like you are now known for. having like the sweetest, kindest heart. You're so sweet to people. And I wonder. like is is any of that because you don't. want people to feel the way that you. were treated? Well, yeah. I always I. always think about that too. And I know. I think like it keeps me up some nights. It'll be it'll be like say I was at. dinner or something and um uh I'm in the. middle of taking a bite and someone will. say, "Hey, can I have a picture with. you?" And I'll be like, "Yeah." And I'll.

get up and I won't be as energetic as I. used to be because I want to eat too, you know. But yeah, of course. And I. always think and I'm like, man, I could. have been so much kinder in that. situation. And that kind of drives me. nuts because I know how it feels. to to meet someone and uh especially I. guess someone that you either know from. music or someone that you really like. their music or whatever. And I know how. that feels for them to be a total. [ __ ] And I never that's kind of like.

what drove me I guess to that. I don't. want anybody It only takes one second. out of your day to be nice and totally. Yes, ma'am. Do you have any advice for. anyone that h is like damn [ __ ] post I. relate to you of like feeling like an. outsider or feeling like maybe they. don't fit in and they're kind of getting. bullied? Like do you have any advice? Any wisdom? Well, I guess well I don't. know about wisdom. Um, but yeah, I mean coming coming from. from from that and just real like you.

are so [ __ ] cool. You are so [ __ ]. cool. Even if no one thinks you're. [ __ ] cool, you're super [ __ ] cool. I guess that's it. I mean, at the end of. the day, you you you're only one person. your whole life and you should be able. to express yourself and live your life. and do whatever the [ __ ] you want to do. as long as you're not hurting anybody. And a lot of people don't really. understand that, I guess. Um, especially. it's hard being a kid. It's hard being a. kid and I I I I'm not going to say I. understand why kids bully people, but.

you know, it's it's hard being a kid and. you people go through [ __ ] every day and. and you know, just keep being yourself. Just keep being [ __ ] cool cuz you're. [ __ ] cool and no one can tell you. [ __ ] really. For example, you're pretty. [ __ ] cool. Thank you very much. Thank. you very much. No gum anymore. Shorter. hair. Looking great. Thank you very. much. Okay, I'm going to ask you some. rapid fire questions and post, I want. you to really just give me whatever. comes to your mind and your heart in. this moment when I ask you this. Okay,

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want. Okay. Yes, ma'am. Okay. What is. something you used to be embarrassed. about, but you don't give a [ __ ] about. anymore? Ah, my nipples. Oh, I have. poofy nipples. Poofy? M. That sounds. cute. That's not cute. Oh, okay. It's. not cute. It's not [ __ ] cute, [ __ ]. If I get They're tough. They're tough. Do you Did you know they were puffy or. did you get told they were puffy? Why? Well, I Yeah, they always gave me [ __ ]. about that. I never took my shirt off as. a kid cuz I was like, "Man, my nipples. are so puff. I don't get why. I don't.

understand this." Oh, just a little puff. daddy. They're just I'm puff daddy. Okay. That's how he actually got his. name. Have you seen his nipples? He is. puffy nipples. You and Puff Daddy. One thing in common, puffy nipples, [ __ ] He's just He's. just way richer than me. Stop. Stop. Okay. Puffy nipples. That's a great. answer that I didn't anticipate. This. This episode's going to be Post Malone. featuring Puffy Nipples. This is good. Great. That is good. Okay. Have you ever. joined the Mile High Club?

Um, not all the way. Huh. Like a little. finger bang or like Uh, you couldn't. come. Oh, no. Defin definitely bust. Is. that a fine to say? This is Call her. daddy. We talk a lot about sex here. Yeah. Okay. Um, yeah, definitely bust, but no. No. Like uh kitus. Okay. Not. full citus. Okay. That's Thank you for. This is good. And here's the whole deal, and I'll tell you why. I know it's. supposed to be rapid fire, but I feel. like the moment you get up on an.

airplane and go to the bathroom or like. move around at all, that's when the. turbulence starts because I'll see. somebody get up and I know they have. they have the poop walk. So, I can tell. they're going to be back there and I'm. like, "Get back in your seat. It's so. bumpy right now. I know this is your. fault." Am I the only one that feels. that way? No, no, no. I I agree with you. and I understand that. Have you ever had. the poop walk on the plane? I have never. [ __ ] on an airplane. I have never. either. And you know what? I know it's. kind of gross to talk about, but this.

whole [ __ ] episode is all [ __ ] Um, I. was on the airplane and I think there's. nothing worse than when someone has gas. on the airplane and you're just like. like clench it or do [ __ ] something, bro, because it's wreaking. I'm not. going to lie, I definitely have farted. real bad on an airplane before multiple. times. And I'm so sorry to everyone that. was on there. They probably thought that. [ __ ] was going down cuz they were like. that's not like a natural smell so it's. got to be like jet fuel burning or. something. It's but I I have never [ __ ]. on an airplane either. And I think it's.

like there is a level of controllability. in there. You know what I mean? But. would you rather take someone take a. [ __ ] or fart on the airplane? Well, you're the [ __ ] culprit over here. Well, you know, I feel like for Well, look who we have here. If it isn't jet. fuel [ __ ] on the airplane making. everybody think it's going down. Um, no. I mean, I feel like during CO even then. we might not even have that problem. So, I'd let them rip all the [ __ ] time. You can't smell [ __ ] And then if if the. if the N95s are that um uh effective,

you shouldn't be able to smell my shitty. farts. And they're not shitty, by the. way. Stinky farts. Your little stinkers. weren't getting through. It's almost. like the [ __ ] that were wearing. the ones that weren't that thick. It's. like, well, shame on you. You deserve. the farm. Well, usually what I do, you. know, whatever area I'm in, I kind of. distribute the ones that are really. powerful with the the twisting filters. So, they're like really and I just say, "Hey guys, this is just in case." And. then everybody's usually pretty. receptive to it. They're like, "Thank. you." Yeah. I appreciate the strategy. you put into letting it go. Okay. Um,

what is your most toxic trait? [Music]. I have a bunch of those. Um, share with the class. Drinking. drinking and. um drinking and. sometimes jealousy and I'm also. sometimes especially with my good. friends quick to anger which is which is. a something jealousy as in. relationships. Yes ma'am. You know the.

fiance's like I'm just chilling in the. room and you're like what are you doing? Yeah. You're giving a little jealous. vibes. I I am right now. No, no, no, no. Just like I was asking. Yeah, I can tell. I think everybody's. going to be jealous after watching this. cuz they weren't as free with their feal. talk. No, I I Exactly. You're just. letting it rip. Literally. Um, okay. So, you're jealous. You're jealous with with. your woman a little. Okay. But that.

shows you care. Yeah. Well, I guess. that's that's a good way to look at it. I guess that's a that's a way to look at. it. She wouldn't say it. That Well, that's a good way to look at it. I. never, you know, necessarily want to be. mean, but I guess that stems from a. place of my own insecurity and where and. like how insecure I am. So that's um um. yeah, I don't know. Nothing like. absolutely wild, but it's just like, you. know, I just. I want to feel loved, you know what I. mean? I guess that's what it is like. like many humans. And you're drinking.

Are you working on it or you're like. cool with it? You just are aware. I am. working on it. I used to drink because I. was sad. Uh, now I drink. um for shows and because I'm happy. It's. hard getting out there. Um, and I'm get. so shy and timid and [ __ ] So, I just. drink a little bit to um I guess cope. with that and be able to get my liquid. courage literally. Yeah. That's so. interesting cuz I feel like when I see. you on stage, especially online and Tik.

Toks, it's like post you're busting out. dance moves that it's like you're just. like in your own world up there. I would. don't think anyone would think that you. would be too shy to get up there. Oh, well that's you know that's Yeah, most. definitely. Most definitely. It's it's. uh you think these dance moves just. these come they're conduited from a. great drinker in the sky somewhere. Yeah. You're like I'm actually just. hammered and that's why I feel. comfortable to bust a move in my js. That's exactly what it is with my knee. braces. Um, exactly. Please put those on.

before the show tonight. Um, what is a. purchase you blew too much money on and. regret? Regret. Oh, or you blew too much money. on and you're aware but you don't give a. [ __ ] I bought the Lord of the Rings. Magic card. Oh. Do you want to tell me. how much that was? It was $2 million. Where is Don't make me regret it right. now. Oh. Oh, you're saying you don't. regret it cuz I was like, "No, I. definitely I definitely don't regret. it." Oh, where is it now? It is Well, I.

guess right now since this is in the. future, I have it already. Would you. like to see it? Oh, yes. Can't wait. We'll do it off camera. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. $2 million on a [ __ ] card. Yes, ma'am. Wow. So, you really like Lord of. the Rings? I like Lord of the Rings and. Magic the Gathering. Do you like Frodo? I'm down with Froto. He I think he's. cool. He's a flawed character, but we. all are. Um, and um, I like his feet. Oh, not like in a sexy way, but I just. think it's cool how he lets him. He's.

walking around like the most treacherous. place in the world in his bare feet, and. I'm like, that's [ __ ] cool. Yeah, I. appreciate you clarifying because I. think on this show people would think. you were like, "Oh, I jerk off to. Froto's feet." That's the vibe this show. would give. So, it's good you clarified. that. Answering emails can mean a lot of. things. Exactly. Exactly. Okay. $2. million for a [ __ ] card. Damn. Um, how old were you when you lost your. virginity? [ __ ]. You can be honest. What counts? You're. putting your dick in something. In the. coochie. In something. Well, I didn't.

know. Okay. In something or. but Well, first Whoa. All right. All. right. Oh, [ __ ] No, no, no. Are you Do. you like women specifically? Yes, ma'am. Okay. So, so a V then a vagina. What's. the first time you put your dick in a. vagina? I thought it was like like he. was like, "When's the Oh, first time for. anal." And I'm like, "Whoa, [ __ ] Oh, we. can go there, too. When's the first the. first time you didn't be? Let's go. Here. we go. Post. Let her rip. Oh, [ __ ].

September 08. No, that's from uh the. other guys. That was his first desktop. Um Um I don't know. I question was age. Age? 17. 17. What about the bum hole? Oh, [ __ ] Ah, not till a couple years later. What was the experience like for me? Very. cool. It was a crazy thing. You know, there's a lot of crazy stuff you look at.

as a kid and I'm like, you know what? [ __ ] I don't want to try this [ __ ] And. did she [ __ ] on your dick or No, you. were okay. No, ma'am. No, ma'am. No, ma'am. No, ma'am. Okay, we're moving. on. He kept it clean. It was clean. When. you pulled out, you were okay. You. weren't traumatized. No, I was not. It. sounds like you're saying she was, though. No, but I can never I can never. like speak on behalf. It'll be like we. talk and be like, "Yeah, everything's. great." But then like like I don't know. like is this norm have you.

know not again with the whatever. You. wouldn't do it again. No no no I would I. mean I would Oh but not with the same. lady. Totally. Totally. You have a lady. No understood. But like, right, this was. like. not with the same lady. We never did it. again. Does that make sense? Oh, got it. Got it. Got it. Yes. I can only speak on. my behalf. No, this is good. I was. gung-ho, though. You're like, I was. having a great [ __ ] time. Anyways, um, what is your biggest fear?

I hate airplanes, but that's not a. biggest fear. That's not That's a. copout. Um, but I guess not being able. to be there for my baby, which is a new. fear. Um, but yeah, that's why I tried. to slow down on drinking to take better. care of my body. I stopped drinking. sodas and stuff. And I.

remember I went to the doctor and they. said, "Hey, man, your liver sucks." And. I was like, "All right, so how do we fix. it?" And so we're fixing it. You're. working on it. Yes, ma'am. So, what's. the most awkward interaction you've had. with another celebrity? I don't necessarily remember, but I. remember there's there's one gentleman I. know who who um who doesn't drink. And and I I saw him after a couple years.

and I was roasted. Um and I was like, "Hey, man, what are you drinking?" And. he's like, "I don't drink." And I'm. like, "Oh, [ __ ] dude. I'm so sorry. That's like that's a that's a bad. feeling for me." And I was like, "Oh, I'm so sorry, man." And I get it. I get. it. You're like, "Why did I just say. that?" But like I'm sure they get that. all the time. So that's okay. But I get. what you're It's in a moment you're. like, "Fuck me." Yes. Yeah. I know. I'll. be like, "I'm such a dick." I Yeah. That's like then that [ __ ] keeps you up. You're like, "Oh man, I got Why' I do. that? Sorry, dude." Oh, you're a nice.

guy though. You like care what you can. affect people. I I Everyone can. That's. a You That's a You just be nice. Don't. be a [ __ ] Just be nice. Don't be a. [ __ ] Yes, ma'am. Let's put that on. a t-shirt. Okay. You're forced to dress. up. Okay. And role play. Okay. In the. bedroom. Okay. What are you dressing up. as? Well, I guess Frodo. Now we have to. go on like theme here. You got to keep. it consistent. It has to be. Well, either Froto or Sauron. Oh, that'd be so. badass. I'll put on stilts and be like.

10 feet tall like Sauron. Do you think that would get your woman. turned on? No, ma'am. Not even in the. There is no life in the void. And she's. like, "What the [ __ ] are you doing?". Like, it couldn't be more dry. You're. literally disgusting me right now. What. is happening? You're freaking me out. You're on stilts post coming in. Then. she'll show me Sauron's eye. That's a coochie. That's like the. nickname there for the coochie. Got it.

And she just spread herself and be like, I guess this is role play. Jesus [ __ ]. Christ. But then even but then we don't. even have sex. I just like practice my. my mace moves. Chuck, watch this. I I. I'm kind of picturing this is good, too, cuz it's giving like a full idea of like. what your sex is like. Do you know what. I mean? Like people are going to be. like, "This is good." Like he's on. stilts. Like the whole thing. It's It's. good. This is sexy. This or Captain. Price from Call of Duty. Wow. You're. This is very specific. You learn. something new every day. Post. This is.

really good. Um, when's the last time. you cried? That's been a long time. That's a lie. That's been a long time. Someone told me. you were crying yesterday. I didn't cry. yesterday. Do you cry on stage? No one. saw me yesterday. Someone I almost cry. on stage. I almost cry on stage, but I. don't cry. Almost. That's sweat, dude. It's [ __ ] hot. It's hot up there. I'm. sweating a lot. I haven't crying like. [ __ ] six [ __ ] years. Well, if you.

were to cry recently, what would you be. crying over? I actually I. I find it harder now. You kind of get I. don't know. You do it for so long and. you kind of lose like um. it's sad, but you kind of. like super callous to [ __ ] Yeah. I used. to cry when people would make fun of me. and [ __ ] and now I'm just like, "Hey, man. Well, you don't you haven't met me. I think you might like me if we got to.

hang out, you know." But it doesn't hurt. my feelings anymore. But um I I did cry. um the other like last tour cuz my baby. uh started blowing kisses and it's. really cute. So they're happy tears. pose. Yeah, happy tears. That's great. Um, well, this is a quick little. transition. We were talking about your. baby blowing kisses. Um, just pretend. that didn't happen for a second. Um, what's your goto porn search.

words feeds legalis. wig sauron mkills captain price and the. prone cruise missile five kill streak. These are all I usually put them all in. one and you'd be surprised if some of. the crazy [ __ ] comes out of that. Wow. No, I don't know. I mean, I kind of. just go to like uh daily selection, the.

daily trending. Yeah. Well, yeah. You. know, cuz they they spend a lot of time. on the algorithm, I think. And I think, you know, like a lot of people are on. these sites, so I mean something must be. right there, so check it out. Totally. And you get like 10 pages on there, so. you can be like, "Huh, well, go to page. five today." or you roll a dice, you. roll a d12 or a d20 and see if you uh. see what page you should go to. I'm. picturing you on porn like hm like. what's today's selection? This is. interesting. You're kind of like down. crack some wine opening like a nice.

bottle and just candles and put Lord of. the Rings. It usually takes me like 12. hours my whole like crank sesh. Oh. So I. can watch all the Lord of the Rings in. that time period. Yep. And is that how. long you would last during sex? No. No. How drunk am I? What if you're sober? I'm like 30 seconds. Okay. What if. you've had what if you had what if. you've had seven beers? Bump that up to a cool minute 30. Okay.

And what if we're working at like a 20. beer? Crazy night. Yeah. I I'll go. That's when the machine turns on. That's. when it's all finally That's all finally. lubricated. And you just keep going and. be like, "How?" I'd be like, "I don't. know. Let's go." You're in your prime. You like go call the doctor. What's your favorite sex position? Missionary, of course. Mhm. Call her. daddy is brought to you by White Claw. I.

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responsibly. Hard seltzer with flavors. White claw seltzer works. Chicago, Illinois. You keep it pretty locked down. with your personal life. Yes, ma'am. Which I think is great, but again, this. is Call Her Daddy. So, I'm going to like. ask you a couple questions. You answer. how you're comfortable? Yes, ma'am. You're engaged? Yes, ma'am. Or are you. married and you secretly haven't told. anyone? I'm not married. You're not. married. You're engaged. How long have. you been engaged? Two years. Okay. Yeah. I met I met a guy. the other day and he was like, I just.

got married after 21 years. And I'm. like, a sick. Please don't tell her. that. We got you. We got you. What would. a Post Malone wedding look like? Bitching. Bitching. Yeah, absolutely. Um. I don't know. I'd. imagine an ice luge for bruise that's. just steady. going and it just it keeps keeps being. keeps being poured into it and all my. buddies are like super down for the.

cause. So, they just go and uh take a. suckle of the te of the nectar and keep. that party going. Dance moves are going. to be hopefully. um popping. Um I don't know. I'd imagine. everything rustic, modern, shorts, but like wedding, lots of. camouflage. Oh. Oh, I Well, yeah. [ __ ]. [ __ ] rustic. I think we just do. everything camouflage, I think. Yeah, I.

think that sounds amazing. Would you. wear a camo suit? Uh, sure. Heck yeah. I. actually have a camo tuxedo. And you're. wearing camo Crocs. Yes, ma'am. Very. trendy. It's super trendy. Very cool. But I wear it for the utilitarian. purposes. Okay, cool. How did you. propose? It's in Vegas. But we got. married. Just a proposal. Okay. And I. had lost a significant amount of money. at the uh table. And we go upstairs and. I'm.

like off my rocker hammered and I was. like, "Hey, you want to marry me? I got. a ring and all this stuff." And then. um she said, "No.". She's like, "Ask me tomorrow." And I was. like, "All right." Yeah. And then I did. and I was sober and it was nice. I. [ __ ] love her for that. She's like, "Be [ __ ] sober." She's a beast. Yeah. She was right. I mean, you know, I I. knew I knew you did. I knew. I'm just a. terrible uh arbiter of romanticism, I.

guess. Um, how did you know like what is. something about her? Cuz I know you keep. your relationship private, like what's. something that you like knew you were in. love with this person? I could tell which is really cool. I. could tell her heart is. so massive and I knew I've always wanted. kids and like a a a big family and I. could tell she was going to be a really. good mama and she's like number one mom. in the [ __ ] universe. Are any of your. songs about her? They're not out yet. Is.

it going to be on the album? No, man. So, you've written some, but no one's. heard them. No one's heard. But she. because that's a I don't know. That's a. scary I I feel like I don't know. A lot. of the songs I do, a lot of the songs I. write for her, I don't even play for her. because I'm terribly shy. Like about. like that. I know. It's terrible. I. know. If I was her, I would force you to. sit down and be like, "Play it." Well, we do have a guitar. Would you play? All. right, I'll play I'll play it. It's It's. like 25 songs, so I hope you guys are. ready. Okay. Stop. Would you No, stop.

You can't get us that excited. My heart. got excited. Okay. So, but you've. written songs about her, but you just. don't release them right now. Yes, ma'am. Okay. So, you're now a dad? Yes, ma'am. Which is so exciting. Yes, ma'am. How old is your daughter now? At the. time of this interview, 14 months. 14 15. months. Congratulations. Thank you very. much. What is Papa Post like? Cool. Very cool. Very handsome. Um my. dad when I was a kid, he would always.

play me like really heavy music and I. love heavy music. The other day I put on. a godmack song and she and I was like. started rocking and she was like and it. was really cute. So that must have made. you really happy. Yeah, that made me. really happy. What do you think is your. best dad skill? Having money. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I think as of as. of right now, that is is good for the. baby and good for the mom. And um I. think that's about the only skill I have. really. Sometimes I'll play I'll play.

guitar with her, which is all all right. skill, but they're like, "Put the. [ __ ] guitar away. I want I want the. new uh Yeah. Uh Fisher Price deal.". You're like, "Here's my MX. God bless. you all." I think the baby knows the. code. That'll be our first word is my. credit card number. Yep. What's Okay, now what's the expiration? Very good. Okay, dude. Dude, that's so. good. You're ringing the dough. You. know, you're self-aware post. Okay. Um, hey, look, I'm I'm the happiest I've.

ever been. So, you know, if I I'm so. happy for you. I I'll pay all the money. in the world. It's amazing. What's a. lesson that your parents kind of taught. you growing up that you want to make. sure that you pass on to your daughter? Well, my dad said you can't make. everyone happy, which is a good which is. a good lesson. I still struggle with. that cuz I try I try to be Yeah. Well, and being kind is totally different than. making someone happy. But, you know, if. there's you ever have a problem with. your your your parents or a friend or.

something, um they'll understand and you. understand and just kind of be patient. with the situation and. and um kind of hypocritical at. sometimes, but um I guess that's that's. just be yourself and and you you can't. make everyone happy, especially in. Sorry. No, you're fine. Um I agree with. everything you're saying and I think. it's a good approach to life. What do. you think is the biggest misconception. about you? Small nipples.

You're like puff daddy. I'm puff. I'm. puffy nips. You guys know my new record. No, I don't know. I don't. know. Well, I guess right now I could. say everybody thinks I'm on drugs. Okay, I'm not on drugs. Okay, it's good to. clarify. No, maybe you don't even have. to. it. Well, that's the that's I I I. just spoke to somebody about this and. it's interesting having everybody in. your uh life all the time and like you I. tried to maintain a private lifestyle.

because like you know especially with. the baby and and um I want her to be. able to decide what she wants to do. Maybe she doesn't want to be on social. media. But I see a lot of people you. know here's my baby like just right out. of the coochie. Here she is. Here they. are. And I'm like, well, you know, how. you know the baby wanted to do that, you. know? Trust me, I agree with you. wholeheartedly. Like, let the kid. decide. Yeah. Well, that's that's the. whole deal. And so, like, I try to. maintain that um whole deal. But people.

can see me on stage and they take might. take my dance moves. People are like, "This is, hey, this is what meth looks. like." I'm like, "I don't not a meth.". You're Yeah, I think it's unless it's in. Pedialyte. Is it in Pedial? Is it in. macaroni and cheese? Yeah. Cuz I'm definitely on meth if if. it's in macaroni and cheese. Yeah. But. does that get annoying though that like. how do you decide when you're like, "Fuck, should I not speak up on this?". You're like, "Hi, I'm not on [ __ ]. drugs." Respectfully, I don't owe.

anybody an explanation for anything. Um, but I can tell that there is genuine. care. Yeah. And it's not Everybody is. not just the guy that's like, "Okay, kids, this is what meth looks like. Don't be like this [ __ ] guy." But. there is people who genuinely care, you. know, and I kind of wanted to put their. minds at ease. There's so much love in. my fan base and it's super cool. But. you'll always get those [ __ ]. that are like, "Fuck this guy." You. know, but it is interesting though when. you say that post because in the same.

interview you're saying, "I've never. been happier." And people think you're. on meth. Yes, ma'am. So this is kind of. nice to kind of a fine line. Yeah. It's. kind of interesting. You're like, "I. have never been happier." And everyone's. like, "But you're on math." Yeah. Yeah. You're like, "You can think that. I'm. happy." Well, well, and and they can. think at the end of the day, they're. going to think whatever they want. Even. after I was like, "Hey guys, I'm not on. drugs." People are like, "That's exactly. what someone on drugs would say." Okay, great. Okay, whatever. I said, "Yeah,

you tried." And I'm happy as I've ever. been. Not on drugs. Like a good beer. Like to smoke cigarettes. Hanging out. We'd love it. Your new album, Austin, by. the time this comes out, it will be out. What is the story behind the album? The. story behind the album is a couple days. before tour, we were like, "Hey, I want. to do like um an acoustic. project." So, we went and we rented out. Hensen for a week and. um we made like eight songs in seven.

days and crushed half of the record. there. Can I have a bruski? Yeah. Thank you. I'm so sorry. Wait, no, you're fine. Wait, you did eight songs in seven days? Yes, ma'am. Is that normal? Sometimes. Sometimes it is. They're not. good for the most part whenever we do. that. Yes, please. Thank you, Ben. Bobby. Sorry. [ __ ] God damn it. Ben. Yeah, Ben. Ben is usually grabbing the.

beers, but it's Bobby. But it's Bobby in. here. Hi, Bobby. Bobby. [Laughter]. Hi. Hi. You want to come in? camera. time. Yeah. Bobby, when was your first. anal? Let's talk about your sandwiches. No, thank you. Thank you so much. Yeah, guys, check out Bobby's or Babos if. you're ever in in uh if you have in Joy. Joy. Um, okay. So, eight songs, seven.

days. Yes, ma'am. Um, and you said usually that turns out. bad, but Well, yeah, cuz you can go and. you can make like half a song and never. have lyrics or anything like that on. there, but um uh it was it was so much. fun and we had so much fun and it was. originally supposed to be just me and a. guitar and then we were like, "Oh, [ __ ]. it. This song would be bitching with. drums on it." And um so we just kept. making a whole album and we finished the. whole album was made in. like musically like recording wise like. three weeks total. So, it was cool. How.

do you want your fans to feel about this. album? I just hope they don't think it. sucks. Um, that's usually the consensus. amongst the team like, uh, does this. suck? And I don't think it sucks. Um, but it's really cool. I got I I felt a. lot of space. Um, it was written by me and three other. dudes completely. Well, besides, we had. some really super talented guest writers. and well, I wouldn't even call them. guest writers. Co-riters. Yeah. Um, but.

guest in the studio for cuz for the most. part we it was just us. Yeah. I always. keep stuff to myself, you know, that you. wrote on the toilet. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yeah. It's like a. very intimate moment for you to write it. on the toilet. You and yourself, and. then to put it out there. Well, I. actually had him bring a porcelain. throne into Henson to cut the vocals as. well in the guitar just for perfect. accuracy. I think you can hear a little. bit of the shine, a little bit of the. twang in the recording. But you wanted. it to be genuine. This is like how I. This is me in my raw form of how I. actually do it. I'm actually going to do.

that for the next record. We just did a. be your album cover. Everyone will live. from the [ __ ] No, everyone will. know. It'll just be me. Me on the. toilet. Everybody. selfie. It's a selfie. Everybody's like, "Oh, this dude's definitely on the. [ __ ] right now." What is your. favorite lyric that you wrote? Oh, I call her Shrek cuz she got a. donkey. It's genius. It's innovative and it's. also nostalgic. It's eye opening. It.

strikes all the right chords. It really. really makes you think. What is that. lyric on? What song? It's called. Socialite. Social Oh. Could you imag. like kind of makes you think like think. and then like Shrek donkey? What do you. think is going to be the biggest banger? Do you usually know when something is. going to hit with your fans or you are. always surprised which one's become the. biggest? I'm I'm always surprised. I. feel like I can go off what, you know, like management and label and everybody.

says and stuff, but. I mean, I just want to make a song that. I I like and I could never like some. songs you just know and it's like, "Oh, this is really catchy." Yeah. not. usually does it, but now I'm old and I. mean I made an album with me playing. guitar on every song and no features, so. I don't know exactly how in touch I am. Okay. Um, but I think there's some great.

songs on there that I hope people like. What's your favorite song on the album? [Music]. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. You know that one. Yeah, that one. I can already feel it. I can. already hear it. I really don't. I [ __ ]. Top two. Come on. They're all so different. You. know, whatever comes out of your mouth, everyone's going to listen to. Well, I. hope anybody listens at all. That would. be They're going to listen. Post. Daddy.

Gang is going to [ __ ] listen. Thanks, Daddy. These people are so loyal. Daddy. Gang is going to get out there. They're. going to stream the whole thing. But we. need to hear your top two songs. I'm. trying to remember the track list, too. I don't want to go. I'm having so much. fun. I don't want you to go either. Um. I'm actually getting kicked off is. what's happening. No, I'm like, "Okay, is it enough [ __ ] talking the [ __ ] out? Get Get the [ __ ] out, Froto F feet.". This is the first night you [ __ ] your. pants on stage. Like it goes down. tonight. Um I like Green Thumb a lot. I had a lot.

of fun playing the guitar on that and. writing the guitar for that. And. um enough is enough. Something real. I'll just let I can list like the whole. track list. Okay. But I don't know. I had so much. fun working on those those records. And. I'm so excited for you. You're so. talented. It's always such a pleasure to. get to sit down with someone and meet. them in person cuz again, I see things. online about you. I see your pictures. and your videos and your amazing dance. moves, but being in your presence, like.

you're such a soft, sweet guy that is. clearly so talented beyond words. and I. just can't thank you enough for taking. the time because I know you're on tour. and you're so busy and this really meant. a lot to me and my fans and your fans. So, thank you post. Oh, thank you very. much. Thank you guys for having me. Um, let's go play beer pong. I don't see why. not. Oh, wait. I have a I have a gift. for you. What? Okay, so I know you're. really happy. Yes, ma'am. But we're. never perfect. Yes, ma'am. So, this is. merch for you. Unwell. This is amazing. Yeah. And it's it's Yeah. Feel that?

Oh, and it's puff print like your. nipples. Oh, it's a set. It's puff print. like my nippies. It hides it perfectly. Well, that's actually so funny because. we got a gift for you. No post. Oh my. god, look at us. This is so sweet, guys. Thank you so much. You're amazing. Thank. you for [ __ ] amazing. Oh my god, we. did it.