Nikki Glaser: Foreplay, Fetishes, & Face Lifts

What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your. founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call. Her Daddy. Nikki Glaser, welcome to Call Her Daddy. >> Thank you so much, Alex. >> Girl, I don't even know where to start. You've. had like a crazy couple years. You have. become a household name after I feel. like the Tom Brady roast, it felt like. your life changed forever. >> Yeah, that was it. >> Then you have hosted the Golden Globes. twice. You just signed up to do a third. one. >> Yep.

>> You have a new special coming out. >> Yep. >> You've been busy. >> So busy. >> Congratulations, though. >> Thank you. But like you know like when. it's like you work for so long and then. when finally people start asking you to. do stuff, you like can't say no because. it's always ingrained in you early on, like don't turn down anything cuz that's. how you get good. And so it's like I. just have to say yes to everything cuz. you also are like. you know, you look at other people's. careers and like they have this um, you. know, people will have a pop and even. the most famous people in the world go. through a dip and you just think like, okay, that dip is just coming so I just. got to do as much as I can now while.

people like me. >> Isn't that such a weird feeling? You're like, stay relevant at all costs. >> At all costs. >> you're like, am I a Like, where. do I draw [laughter] the line? >> I You feel like it sometimes. And you. also feel like like and and then. sometimes people go cuz I always tell my. team like, hey, let's just enjoy this. because it's not always going to be this. great. I hope you guys like stay with me. through like the leaner years. And. they're like, no, it's never going to. fade. And I'm like name one person whose. career hasn't taken a dip. And what like. I'm talking about any There's.

>> You like, don't lie to my face. >> You have that it has to be that way. There's going to be abs and. >> It does have to be that way, but you're. not in a lean moment. >> I don't think. I think I got a couple. years. >> You're thriving. >> But okay, yeah. >> Um, I didn't know this until I started. researching you that you're from St. Louis. >> Yeah. >> And then you moved to LA and then you. moved back to St. Louis. >> like after So in I went away to college. and like started doing comedy and. realized, oh, that's what I want to do. And by the time I you know, my senior. year of college I got on Last Comic. Standing, which was like the American.

Idol for comedians and I was like, you. know, I just got to the semi-finals, but. I was like, this is enough to like move. to Hollywood. So, after college I was I. did LA, then I went to New York, then I. went back to LA, then I went back to St. Louis a little bit, then I went to New. New York, then I went to back to LA. So, I was always kind of jumping LA and New. York and then COVID hit and I was like, I'll just go to St. Louis and like hang. out with my family and then I just. stayed. >> How does your family feel about you. being in St. Louis? >> They love it. They love it. Like they. we're so close and they. They and I'm on the road all the time, so I'm constantly going out and.

flying here to shoot something and. coming back. So, it's like always fun to. just get back with them on like a Monday. or Tuesday and like kind of rehash what. I just did. >> You're not really giving Missouri. >> Thanks. >> Like you're Is that a I don't know if Is. that a compliment? I don't. >> on what most people think Missouri is. like, thank you. But based on what I. know it's like, like you. >> Like. >> [laughter]. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. >> St. Louis is like St. Louis is cool. >> What is the best and worst thing of like. St. Louis? >> I would say the best thing is just the. um the chill factor and like just.

feeling like, you know, it's just like. where I grew up, just being familiar. with it and people are being people are. really nice in the Midwest. Like I get. that a lot when people are like, you are. so nice and then they find out St. Louis. and they go, everyone from St. Louis is. so nice. And so, I really like that St. Louis is known for like nice people. >> It's also interesting that you just said. that you're like everyone's like, oh my. god, you're so nice because meeting you. today, like you are. I can tell your. vibe. But I've only ever watched you on. your specials and your roast. So, I'm [laughter] like not that I think. you're an but you're so known.

for like roasting people that it didn't. even like cross my mind to be like, oh. my god, Nikki Glaser's like this like. nice person. And like, oh, you are. >> I really do I like it's weird to be. like, I'm so nice, but I do pride myself. on being a nice person. I think it's. like a a. something that I would. if I pass someday, I want to be. remembered as nice more than any other. thing, more than popular, more than. talented, more than funny, like just. nice because I think I don't know, I. just really take pride in that for some. reason. And I do feel like I'm really. nice and it does like juxtapose so.

crazily with how I am on stage and. especially roasting. Like I feel like. the roasting stuff comes from like a. place of like the way I feel about. myself. Like I have low self-esteem and. so like I am I bully myself so hard that. I am able to do it to other people. because I'm able to do it to myself. So. I think that's where kind of when I. think about what I'm going to write. about people I'm like, what would. devastate me if I was this person? >> going to say I remember reading. somewhere where you were like, I just. think about like if I'm in a room and. someone's going to roast me and I'm. like, please don't say that one thing.

and then they say it. Like that's where. you're coming from which is great. >> like devastates them. >> But I think this is good. This is a good. PR to let everyone know like you're not. an You're good at roasting, but. you are a nice sweet Midwest lady. >> Yeah. >> You being from the Midwest also I can't. help but think cuz I know your guy is. from the Midwest, right? What is a. Midwest man like? >> Loves sports, wholesome. I mean like I I. think every guy like just I like I like. a guy that um. I don't know like kind of a little bit.

um like college-y, immature, preppy. Like I don't know, it's got you kind of. are I think you're attracted to whatever. you were attracted to in high school. And for me like the popular boys were. like played soccer, lacrosse, like. preppy, like white hats, like you know, like I don't know. I think it's just a. good smile. I don't know. >> I love how you just said you're like I'm. the like you know, like the immature. like frat boy. I'm like all of us are. like, yes, but also like we're we've. tried to move away from that. We're. working on it.

Thank god I didn't marry the guy that I. was attracted to in high school. >> Is he some version of it though? Like. can you see like. >> Yeah, but. >> Is he like an elevated version of that? >> A more evolved? Um. >> [laughter]. >> Maybe I took it a little too far in high. school. >> Okay, so you you you out did. >> I I. but like basically. >> That's the best thing to do. Like burn. out and be like I can't do it anymore. >> like I'm done where it just like. disgusts you the thing that you once. were addicted to. >> Did you see this season of Love is. Blind? >> Oh, yeah, I did. >> In Ohio.

>> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. >> So like that to me is like a Midwest. man. >> Yes, I think so, too. >> And they I think that they thought that. Ohio was going to be like this is going. to be so fun. And I remember Nick Lachey. in the reunion being like, "I'm. mortified that you guys are representing. me as an Ohio boy cuz I guess he's from. Ohio.". >> Yeah, yeah. >> And that Midwestern man like didn't come. through as a gentleman. >> Yeah, but would you ever do Love is. Blind if you were like a regular girl? I. was thinking about that like like. >> No, would you cuz you were going to. >> I would. >> You were cuz you said if they were if I.

was single, you would. >> you know, I would I would be really cuz. I am I This is the thing that I don't. like about that show is that they they. go. "You know, like I this would have. worked, but I have a type." And it's. like, "Well, if you have a type, you. don't go on Love is Blind.". >> No, love is not blind. >> That that's not for you then. If you If. you're someone who And by the way, your. type, clearly it hasn't worked for you. So maybe let go of your type. >> Don't you think though? >> The only people that work is yes, if. there was love, but then they actually. like, "Oh, and I am attracted to the. person." They're like, "Fuck yes, I got. lucky." The people that work at So it's.

it's not blind. >> It's not blind. We've determined that. and it's. >> But it's still fun. It's great. >> still fun and I do like you would you. can just hear if someone's hot. >> Like I feel like most of the time they. it's really rare where someone's like. really. >> taken aback by what they get. I feel. like there'd be. >> clips. >> [laughter]. >> or like just a voice. I think that's. important. That's why I think like I. guess Hinge has like where you can leave. a voice message so you can. [clears throat] hear their voice because. voice is huge. People don't think about. voice. >> No one's ever been so taken aback.

>> I Yeah, that would be my biggest That. would be my biggest fear is like the. wall parts and he's like. >> [sighs]. >> And then you see their face kind of sink. and they're kind of like gently touching. you. >> got. >> a good voice to get far. >> Okay, thank you so much. >> Okay, we both started our careers kind. of talking about the same topic. >> Yeah. >> Which was sex. And we talked a lot about. sex. Was that extremely intentional for. you in the beginning? >> You don't know. I think it was like. what was easiest for me. It was like the. thing I what like felt like I wanted to.

talk about. Is that for the same for. you? Like. >> at the forefront of my brain. >> I was interested in. >> Every day. >> And people would always, you know, people often dismiss female comics cuz. all they do is talk about their vaginas. and sex and it's so easy. And I go, "It's easy for me to talk about that. because but why would you want me to do. something that's not easy? Do you want. to see Paul McCartney play pickleball or. something that's hard for him? Don't you. want to see him do what's easy for a you. know, a musician to play? Why do you. want me to talk about something that's. do clean material, which would be hard. for me to do? I don't know why I just at.

that time in my life. And I always said. as soon as I'm not interested in sex, I'll stop talking about it. And I kind. of have as I've gotten older and my. libido is kind of taken a a dive, I I do. talk about it less. Like it's become. less and less a part of my act. And um. and so I stay true to that. But it's I. just want to talk about what I'm. interested in. And no one talked about. sex when I was coming up. No one talked. honestly about sex. So. to like it was I I grew up before. podcasting. I would have been all over.

podcast listening to girls talk like. conversation have conversations, frank. conversations about what it's like to. have sex. And so when I first started. doing comedy, I was just like "I want to. talk about this thing that I've been so. scared of." I didn't have sex till I was. 21 cuz I was scared. I didn't know what. I thought I was going to be bad at it. I. was scared I was going to be bad about. it. I was scared like, "What do you do. with a penis? What do they look like? Like how do you even start kissing a. boy?" Like my friends would just hook up. and they'd be like, "And we made out and. we, you know, uh he went down on me." And I'm like, "But how do you even like he walks in. your room, then how do you make out?

Like who makes the first move? Does he. put your hand on your shoulder?" I. wanted like the mechanics of it to be. prepared. And nothing prepared me for. that. So when I was able to start. talking freely about anything into. microphone, I was like, I'm going to. start telling girls like me who were. scared what's up in there. >> I think that is so normal, and. then some people are so like disturbed. by the concept of you being so. comfortable speaking about sex, which. half the time for me also, it made me. more comfortable with sex the more I. spoke about it. Some of the times I was. even overly talking about it, and I.

wasn't actually as confident as I was. presenting. >> But it made me more confident. >> Yes, it made me like. it made me feel like when I was having. sex it was almost like I was collecting. data. To not to not like make fun of the. person, but to just maybe make maybe. make fun of myself. Like I felt like I. mean, I still like sometimes during sex. I'm like, this is so weird what we're. doing. It's so funny to me that we like. just so you know, the idea of going on a. date with someone and you're just. getting coffee and learning about each. other, but it's really to determine if.

you're going to like lick each other's. genitals pretty soon. Like which is so. crazy. That's where you like pee from. There's like pee and poo down there. And. we're going to like put our mouths on. it. Like that was what like. in high school, I remember my friends. started like blowing guys, and I was. like. you did what? Like putting your mouth. where a guy pees from? I couldn't even. comprehend it. >> No, it's crazy. >> I couldn't I thought my friends had like. gone to the dark side. I didn't. understand how you could do that. And. and it still fascinates me to this day.

that we get so animalistic, we get so. horny that makes us dumb enough to be. like, I want to put my mouth down there. Yet I won't wouldn't share a soda with a. friend because they might have a cold, but I'm going to lick this guy's. That's crazy. That's funny. >> The licking of the you're so. right. It really takes it to another. level where you're like, what's wrong. with us? But everyone's doing it. Well, maybe not the licking of the. but you know what I. >> Yeah, but like you But that's what I. learned. I used to have a bit about it. that like I used to The way I was able. to initially have sex was I drank. Like. I finally got drunk enough where I could.

get comfortable and feel at ease to like. hook up with a guy cuz it was so scary. to me. And then I quit drinking when I. was 20. seven or something. I forget it's it's. been a while, but 2011 I quit drinking. And I just stopped hooking up cuz I was. like. I just couldn't do it. I was too nervous. like and then I realized. that I have to get horny enough to get. drunk brain. Because when you're horny. enough, you're just like like if you've. ever hooked Guys get horny so fast they. act like cavemen. When they're they'll. go from like having a normal. conversation and they're like.

So quick. They're so gross and they're. but they in their right mind they would. never make that face if you're like make. a funny face. They would never even make. that face cuz it's so humiliating. Yet. they become that because their brain. becomes stupid because their horny their. horny chemicals do exactly what drunk. does to you. So you have to then to. actually for me to hook up I would have. to actually get horny which was a. foreign concept to me cuz I had never. allowed myself to do it without alcohol. getting in the way first. >> Well, and because half of the time when. you're so young and if you are hooking. up with boys, it's happening so quickly.

for them and as a young girl, you're. like oh I guess I'm supposed to be. enjoying this. Meanwhile like nothing is. happening downstairs. >> Like shout out to all the girls out. there that are hooking up for the first. time. I'm talking like girls in their. 30s sometimes who have not had an. orgasm. I have a friend that was like I. don't think I've ever had an orgasm and. I was like. >> That's normal. >> Then you haven't because you would know. You would know. I used to be that way. too of like I mean it feels okay. It. feels good. >> he's not going to give it to you. You can't rely on him giving you your. first one. Okay, you got to find it.

yourself deep in the woods. >> They're going to be done before you even. were starting to get in the mood. >> how fast they get into it versus us. Like it is truly insane. Like I and it. there I have done so many stand-up bits. about foreplay and how important it is. and almost like how hacky that is to. even say like lady I always felt like an. 80s comedian like we need foreplay. Men. don't do cuz I would even hear about. foreplay and women complaining about it. before I ever had sex and I was like, guys hate when you joke about that. Like.

guys always go like, "Ugh, foreplay. I. have to wine and dine her." And so I was. always like, "I'm not going to be a. woman that complains about that." But. then you start having sex and you're. like, "How are you guys not just like. rubbing over my jeans a little bit. longer before you go in for. >> Foreplay to them is a You're. like, "But I'm still my pants aren't. unbuttoned, Jeremy. Like where am I in. this equation?". >> It's It's like please, any men who are. listening, just like bring back dry. humping. Make her beg you to to put it. in. That's when you put it in. Cuz she. will when she's ready. But it's so.

awkward when they try before and you are. not greased up and you feel like. insecure like there's something wrong. with me. I'm menopausal or something. >> I had a boyfriend once who like really. couldn't do foreplay that he then like. sometimes would take a shower after sex. and then I would like bring out my my. vibrator after and like do it to And. he's like fully gone thinking we had the. time of our life and I'm like, "All. right, here we go." Because right as he. was finishing, that's when I just. started getting into it. >> It happens I'm not kidding you like. almost every time. Like it is really. rare we sync up and I have a you know, a.

partner that I'm able to communicate. with and has seen my act a thousand. times telling like I need more and like. I just It's But then you just I think. we're so conditioned and I still am is. to like. a man has a boner, like do something. with it. Like don't inconvenience him. when he has a boner. Like he doesn't. want to like kiss your neck and like. whisper sweet nothings when he has a. boner. Like this is a This is a problem. we have to take care of right now and I. don't want to make him feel. uncomfortable. It's always so much about. like I don't want to make men feel bad.

or angry at me or resentful of me. >> And I can see so many women listening. this and it's it is so annoying that no. one talks about that. We're like, "I bet. a majority of the women who are watching. today, if they are in heterosexual. relationships, they're like, yeah, I. would say like the past like eight times. I faked it." Unless you're with a. partner who's like, "I'm going to go. down on you for 20 minutes. Then we're. going to get your vibrator out. Then. we're going to get into like. >> Bring toys into the bedroom, please God. Like it's Men, I always say like don't. be threatened by it because it's like.

your dick alone is great, but your dick. like is it let's say your dick's in. a B+. Like in terms of just sex with. just us like And if I my vibrator alone. is probably an A. But together, A+. I. can't get to the A+ with alone. I need. your dick, too. So you're contributing. to the A+ still. You need to be there to. make it an A+. Don't think it's just. about the toy cuz it's not. They but together we can change the. world. Like together like.

Toys need to be necessary. When women. are having sex without toys, I don't. understand it. And maybe it's I'm. dependent on it and like I can't if I. didn't have a toy, I wouldn't be able to. masturbate. I couldn't just do my hand. >> no, no. I've had like some like dark. days where like it dies and you're like. we got to get through this. >> Looking at your toothbrush and like is. that Can I use my Pulsar Oral-B? Like it. has a vibrate on it. >> I've done it. >> But I've been having like I've tried. with the fingers like a couple times cuz. it got so dark. >> And I can you not? >> I've done it a couple times where it was.

like I really had to take my brain to an. imaginative place. And I did it. But I. don't choose that life and I don't claim. that life. >> do that. When girls are I'm really like. it's like speaking another language to. me when I find out like you've ever. found out a friend like speaks fluent. Spanish or Russian or something and. you're like. What? Like you're like why haven't you. been busting this out everywhere? Like. that's how I feel about women who can. masturbate with their hands. >> But I feel like those are the girls that. are fully having like squirting and. orgasms in high school. >> And girls who were like my friends were. all masturbating in middle school and. none of them told me about it. And I.

felt so betrayed by like you know, in my. 20s I finally was like I started. masturbating and they're like oh yeah, I've been doing that since I was 11. I. go 11? Why did We talked about. everything. Why didn't you tell me? I. didn't even It didn't even occur to me. >> We I was the same as you. No one told. me. And then in college I was telling my. friends to like and and I was like Oh, wait. God, but I went to Catholic school. So. everyone was like hush hush about that. >> Yeah. My but did you not masturbate. because of shame or were you just. >> bit of both. I didn't know and I thought.

it was just sex. I didn't know there was. masturbating. And then when I started to. like really understand, then I was like, oh, there's a thing called masturbating, but I thought it was only for men. >> Yes. That's what I thought. >> was like an option for women. >> Totally. I didn't either. And like even. if I would like it sometimes I would. like scratch my vagina and be like, that. feels good, but it was never good enough. for me to like keep going and figure. that out. I just feel like I was kind of. desensitized to my body. Although one. time I do remember like sitting on a. railing I still like drive past the. railing sometimes in St. Louis. It was. on my friend's front porch and it had. like like one of those like things that.

on top of the railing that's like a. little bulb. And I remember like sitting. on it and it like went up my butt a. little bit and I was like, that feels so. good It like I remember feeling that. like that feels good in a bad way. Like. you're you're a sick person. Like a butt. plug. Like it was like a butt plug on. the. Like we were waiting for our moms to. pick us up and I was like I just. remember that was the only memory I have. of having a sexual feeling that was like. that's naughty. Like I just got a. feeling from something in my butt. feeling good. >> Picturing you every time you talk to me. >> Like. love anal sex.

>> [laughter]. >> I do. I was going to say I feel like. that was like a little precursor to like. what was to come for you. >> Foreshadowing. >> I'm also dying at you and your friends. and their mom wondering why why every. time does she come to our. [laughter] house she's like sitting her. ass on top of our. railing. >> out there. She's not even home. [laughter]. >> Call Her Daddy is brought to you by. Tinder. Daddy gang, if you're looking. for a sign to put yourself out there, Tinder's new astrology mode is it. Whether you're someone who blames. everything on Mercury being in. retrograde or you're the type of person.

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to say like we both don't talk about sex. as much anymore and then we're like. let's just go. >> go. Because I don't really talk about it. as I don't know, it's just I've gotten. it shamed out of me being in the. business and being the more popular you. get, the more you have to kind of like. tone it down and be more like. TV-friendly. Even when you're doing. things that aren't censored. To like be. like if I want if Golden Globes want to. have me back, I can't be talking about. anal all the time. But it's like I'm not. saying kids go out and do anal, you. know, like it's just something that I. think.

>> It is and I do think we're both lucky. though that we did it in the beginning. of our career. We're like I do feel like. I'm tapped out. Like I can't. I'm like. I'm having fun with you right now cuz I. can tell we're both on the same page. where like. >> about our old days of like I'm bringing. up bits I used to do like 20 years ago. >> fun, but it's like it's not at the. forefront of my brain or my brand. anymore. But I did Okay, I did get some. quotes from both of us from our OG days. And I want you to tell me if it's a. quote from me in the early days of Call.

Her Daddy or do you think you said it in. an OG like stand-up routine? Okay, okay, okay. Oh my god, cuz I I do forget so. much of what I said. >> Me Trust me, me too. I had my team pull. this and some of these I was in shock. that I said this. Okay. [laughter]. Number one, I just want to be a. >> I think that's me. >> That's so you. >> I feel like it was just like sometimes I. I don't Yeah, I do relate to that. Like. I just I like to um I don't want someone. to look at me like a when I'm like. walking down the street. But like when.

I'm in the bedroom, I want a guy to be. like, "What the is wrong with you?". Like I really like to let my fla-. flag freak flag fly in the bedroom. >> you were just so proud. You're like, "That's me.". >> [laughter]. >> You literally were like. >> talk. >> That's me. Like so proud. You're like. >> even think that's you for a second. I'm. sure we could find somewhere that you've. said that. >> doubt. [laughter]. >> No, no, no, but that was so you. Okay, that was you. >> Okay, I'm feeling light, tight, easy, breezy, beautiful vagina.

>> Okay, at first I was thinking that was. you and then I was like I I feel like I. often put in the like the CoverGirl. tagline to things, so I'm going to say. it's me. >> We are the same person. It's me. >> What? >> Dude, it's me. >> That's crazy. >> No, no, no. No, easy, breezy, beautiful. I do the same thing. It's me. >> Oh my god. See? >> I would have bet so much that was me. >> It's pretty You remember what you were. >> I just remember I do remember saying. that one on Color Daddy. I have no idea. why I was saying it. >> Yeah. >> But it's like it's such a girl thing to.

say. >> easy, breezy Read it again. >> I'm feeling light, tight, easy, breezy, beautiful vagina. >> Yeah, okay. So you were just having a. good vagina day. That's the day. >> And some days they're not. Like there's. >> Oh, well, next one. Ready? >> The cobwebs have formed and my. feels like it's shown sewn shut. The. next time I have sex, I'll be a. born-again virgin. >> You. >> What the was I on? [laughter]. When my team pulled this quote, I was. like, "The cobwebs have formed. It feels.

like it's sewn shut and next time I I. know it got too tight. You were tight. but tight and light easy breezy and then. it got so tight it got sewn shut and. cobwebs had formed. When I'm rereading. these things [laughter] I'm like No, that's these are funny. This. next one sounds like it would be you but. it is me but now after that context I. said put it in the ass so I know what. we're working with. >> Wait, you said that? >> I said that but it feels like you would. say that now know you like ass but it. does sound like I would say I I think I.

already know what I'm working with by. the time I say that but I put it in the. ass. you must have been referencing someone. else or something. >> Without a doubt I think I also just did. it to like rage bait people. Like I. didn't like anal and I would always just. be like put it in my ass like. did it out cuz I thought people thought. it was just funny and I'm like oh my. gosh like and people would get so mad. about that. >> mad about this stuff it's like you don't. have to do it. And also it's. like I just yeah I mean I could go on. and on about that but. >> you. Oh wait you want to.

>> I'm not supposed to tell you that. Oh. yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Okay, well I'll read it to you later. >> Okay. >> I swear to you you can squirt. I didn't. think I could and now I know I can do. anything. >> Yeah, that was me and I haven't since. that joke I don't think cuz it's it's. not like I can control it just has it. has happened a couple times and you were. like by my own hand I will say it was. always my own creation I don't want to. give anyone else credit for that. >> That is so important to clarify. >> It's it's been it's been it's happened. where you're just like has that ever. happened to you I'm sorry to pry.

>> No, like I don't know if we're there yet. but. >> a safe space? >> No, it it it I think it's happened one. or I think one time that I can remember. and maybe another time but it was it was. insane like you literally feel like you. spilled a glass of water. >> I thought that was it and I just peed. myself. >> Yeah, cuz you're like oh it might have. been. >> And sometimes men are so stupid like you. could pee a little and they think it was. >> Yeah, yeah that's that's smart. >> Yeah, yeah you can with their. heads. >> My water broke. >> [laughter]. >> They'd also believe that. Um they're so stupid. Okay, I. have a vagina that resembles a hastily.

packed suitcase. That's me. >> What? >> I mean, that was just a joke about like. how I have like lips and like sometimes. when you like shut a suitcase when. you're in a rush, there's like stuff. hanging out of it. And so that was just. a um. >> It's good. >> That's that's a descriptive. way of describing That's a way of. describing my vagina that has haunted me. forever. Like people always are like, "Hey, sleep back suitcase." So it's like. >> No. >> So but it's you know, it's it's It has. good days and bad. That was. >> It stuck with you. >> Yeah, it's definite I shouldn't have. shared that. Like people don't but I I.

keep doing it. And it for some reason I. feel like it gives it makes you know, you make fun of the things that you're. insecure about so that you can take. control of them. So if you make fun of. it about me, I gave you that. So you. don't really get to like win. >> And you've never seen my vagina. So like. shut the up. >> Yes, exactly. Exactly. And anyone that. has no complaints. Like I it's well. reviewed. >> So now that we're done with sex, like do. you have any topics that you're really. thinking of like exploring in the future. for your career? Cuz we got a long way.

to go. >> You know, like it's the stuff that I've. been into, you know, I'm obsessed with. like beauty and aging and what it means. to be a woman and like how we are. how just the struggle of like wanting to. you know, be your own person and like. establish who you are on the inside and. like that should matter but also being. like, well, a big part of any kind of. brand when you're in show business as a. woman is like how you look and. presenting and trying to get to.

both women and men, you know, like women. like it when you look to men, too. And then men will say, "We don't. like big lips and we don't like a lot of. makeup." And it's like, well, the women. and the gays do and they are determining. what is marketable and so we're try like. it's I'm very fascinated by, you know, psychology and sociology and and and but. also just beauty in general. I think. it's fascinating. >> Well, it's fascinating cuz yeah, you. kind of can't win as a woman. >> No. >> And there is obviously such a double.

standard that's like it's tired of. talking about it this point, but it's. like for women and our bodies and our. looks, it's just such a fixation that. you constantly are trying to pivot. because you don't know where to meet. And when you are in this industry, you. do have to kind of appease the people to. some degree. >> Yes. >> Or you just have to lean out and be. like, "I'm just going to be completely. railroaded by everyone and told. I'm like an ugly if you don't give. if you don't try." And then they're. like, "She doesn't care about herself.".

So you're like, "Where do I Or if you're. trying too hard?" Or if you're getting. too much done. >> Yep. You Like And then there's, you. know, people will always point to like, "Well, Pam Anderson doesn't wear makeup. anymore and everyone loves it." It's. like, "Well, we love that as a reaction. to what she used to be." Like, "If she. came out of the gates like that, we. wouldn't know who she is." No offense. She's We should. She's an amazing. talent, but that is We love that because. it was a reaction to that. And then. people will always cite some woman who. doesn't wear makeup and say, "You know, I I I had a joke about, you know, people.

would say, 'Well, you're a comedian. Like, you don't need to be hot. Like, you Why do you care about looking hot?'". And I'm like, "Well, I'm a I'm a brand, too. And also, I like being on TV and I. know what T I'm smart and I know what. works on TV." And people would say, "But. you're like Joan Rivers. Like, you don't. need to be pretty." And I'm like, "Joan. would be so offended by that, by. the way." Joan was so smart, one of the. best joke writers of all time, best. comedians of all time, and she was. obsessed with her looks, obsessed. because she knew that's what mattered. And she felt ugly coming up, and she. would make fun of her looks. And that. People think she's ugly because she.

would call herself ugly, and they and. and they felt like they could. And my. joke was like, "I do want to be Joan. Rivers cuz I plan on dying on an. operating table, too." Which she did. She died going undergoing a procedure a. medical procedure and to stay to look. younger. It was on her, you know, vocal. cords, but it was like about appearing. younger. And it's it's is important, unfortunately. >> I want to read a quote to you because. another female comedian, Ali Wong, said. about you. She said, "For the longest. time we were led to believe that. physically showing any sort of sexiness. was going to work against you in.

stand-up. She's pulling off what some of. us might have thought was impossible.". And she's talking about you. >> I love this so much. >> agree with that? >> That is so nice. I would say. I'm not trying to be like a trailblazer. of like women can be sexy and funny. I. just I like I like pretty girls on TV. I. always wanted to be one of them, and I. wasn't in high school. Like I always. like aspired to that. And so it's just. when I have the ability to dress up and. hire stylists who can elevate me and and. glam teams to like make me the.

best-looking version of myself, why. wouldn't I utilize that? Like it's kind. of fun. But I will say that um. I, you know, the first comedian that I. saw that I was like, I want to be like. her was Sarah Silverman. And what I. loved about Sarah Silverman was that she. was stunning. She was so pretty, and. like every guy I knew was like, I. love her and like wanted to bang. her. She was adorable. She was so. approachable to women, too. She was so. pretty, so stunning, so cool, and and. nice-seeming, but she also said horrible. things. And like really dirty, crass uh.

like things, but she also had this. likeability. And I was like, I'm really. attracted to that where it's like you. can you can look a certain way, but. the stuff that comes out of your mouth. is almost you get away with more because. of how you present. Not that it was ever. intentional, but I I I I always you. know, I I have to admit like it. it was important. I never felt pretty. when I was young, and it was always. something that bothered me that if I. felt it was unfair and unjust that my. sister was the pretty one and I wasn't,

and I really resented it, and I have a. complex about it. And so it's something. that when I have the means to do so, I. pursue. I'm not doing everything I can, I'll tell you that. Like there's a lot. of stuff I'm not doing. >> Okay, hold on. Cuz you Yes, you have. been so open about what you like some of. the things that you've gotten done. What. is on your wish list? >> I mean, a facelift for sure is going to. happen in the next, you know, two to. five years. Like without question. because I mean, I went I went the other. day to I got a little filler in my upper. lip and I haven't done filler for a.

while. I do Botox filler and stuff, you. know, every. year, 6 months, you know, Botox more regular, but um. and he was just like, "Can I just show. you some like stuff that I would maybe". Like I didn't even ask. I've gone in for. the facelift consult before to multiple. doctors and see what they could do, but. he was showing me some stuff and I was. like, "That's pretty great. Like it's it's it. it just takes 10 years off your face. It's not that noticeable." The problem. is is the recovery. Like I just I don't. I think it's does not talked about. enough. Women are just like, "Yeah, I. got She got a facelift." And I'm always.

like, "She went away She had to be off. camera for months and months and had to. stay inside and had drains in her face. and it's painful." Like it's That's the. part that I'm like, "Yikes." Like. >> No, you're so right. Everyone's talking. about facelifts nowadays cuz it's like, "Get rid of the filler. Get rid of the. Botox. Just get the facelift." And I'm. like, >> They don't talk about the recovery at. all. Like even people who've done it. I'm always like, "Tell me about the. recovery." And they kind of It's almost. like childbirth. They kind of forget the. pain of it and they go just do it. And. you But I I recently someone really. close to me just went through one and it. is brutal. Brutal. And is is And you.

know, I I was hanging out with someone. who had a facelift 2 years ago and she's. like, "Oh, my face is still numb all. over here. I can't feel anything." I. mean, she looks stunning, but it's like. there's. it it's super risky, too. I'm I I always. look at people who have facelift. I'm. never like, "Oh, they like I've never been one to. judge any woman that's done facelift.". If anything, I'm like, "She's so brave. to have your face cut open and it might. not look good." What if it doesn't look. good? >> But even you hearing all these things, do you think you're going to do it? >> Yeah, because I'm going to pick someone. that is like never failed and has done.

all the women that you just. >> I know who you're talking about, I. think. >> Yeah, I mean, there's a couple of them, but I know what who we're both thinking. of. >> yeah. >> And um you pick the guy who it's this. new thing that has happened with face. work in the past I would say two years, two or three years, where it's just a. actress that has been around for like. 15, 20 years, and she's always been. pretty, but some something happened in a. red carpet and you go, "Huh, I never. realized she was a supermodel." People. like don't even think cuz it looks so. >> It's so natural. >> stunning and natural. People just go, "I.

guess I've just been missing the boat on. this one." And then they go, "You know, I got to take whatever. >> probiotic she's taking.". >> facelift, babe. >> It's always a facelift, and that's why. it's so funny to me when people go, "Don't get face work, it's going to look. horrible." I'm like, "But you it that's. a a bias that you have because you're. only noticing the bad stuff because you. don't notice the good stuff. You just. think she's drinking more water.". >> It's so stupid. >> did. Because they have to lie because if. they tell you the truth, they'll get. shamed for it. >> Completely. >> You know, um it it. having a face that is manicured in that.

way is just a status symbol of I'm. wealthy. So, that it's not a way to show. people you're beautiful or. it's to show people I have money. Even a. up face. I have it's a way to it's like a car. >> I have money. >> It's the new status symbol to not have a. normal face is to tell people I have. money, which is very important in our. society. now to just promote how wealthy you are, and that's the new way to do it. >> a really good point. Do you think there. is a thing as Botox blindness? >> Oh, yeah. I mean, I think that.

>> Cuz for Botox, I feel like. Well, I guess I've seen it if people. like pull it up too high, but I feel. like those are like brow lifts. Like. Botox, I don't think like if you can't. move your forehead, like who cares? >> It I don't think it matters. I feel like. when girls I there's so many girls. friends of mine from, you know, like. high school and college who are just. they won't do anything cuz they're so. scared. I'm like, "It's like girls, back. in the '40s and '50s, people women were. so embarrassed to find out to like. reveal they dyed their hair, and Botox. is the new that. It's like it's not. shameful anymore. We're all doing it,

and it makes you look better, and it is. expensive, but it's it's you would never. imagine like having to. hide that you got highlights, but that. used to be a thing that women were. ashamed of if they like did a box dye on. their hair. And now it's like who gives. a like I remember I remember girls. will post online and be like, "Oh my. god, like I told my boyfriend I was. getting Botox and he started to freaking. out." And then I came home and he's. like, "When are you going to do it?" And. he's she's like, "Well, I did it." Like. >> I thought And if a guy freaks out, they're just scared you're going to. leave them. They're insecure. that you're going to leave them cuz. you're going to be too hot. That is like. such a red flag if guys like.

>> "No, you're beautiful the way you are.". I get that and I I do believe that some. guys are like, "I don't change your. face. I love the way your face is." But. there's a secret part of me that thinks. when guys are like, "Don't get anything. done." is like don't upgrade because I. can only have you if you look this way. and you would leave me if you could. upgrade cuz I'm not good enough for you. And that's what's going on most of the. time. Like. I always just see like. this is a separate issue, but like you. know like I've been in relationships. like this before where you get really. dressed up and the guy like won't say. anything and you know he notices. Like. you look stunning and you've just worked.

on it. It's because they and I know so. many girls listening right now have been. through this where you're like you put. in so much effort and they you see them. see it and they don't say anything. They are not saying anything cuz they're. insecure that if they build you up too. much, you'll leave them and you'll have. too much self-esteem and you'll do. better than them. It is always that. it's not that they don't think you look. hot at all. They might be like, "What's. that red lip?" It's because they're. literally threatened. I promise you it's. never like they think something on you. is what's such a good point. It's.

orange. No. And this also goes for. girls, too. If anyone is ever insulting. any beauty thing you get, they are. threatened by it and you have to. remember they're jealous. Otherwise, they wouldn't say anything. If they. really didn't like it, what do you do. when you don't like something that your. friend is wearing? You don't call it. out. You don't say anything. You talk. about it maybe your friend behind her. back. It's But you don't say it to her. face. The only reason anyone ever. insults you is because they like what. you did and they're threatened. It's. such a good point. And you need. to remember it because girls are always. like, "She said the meanest thing to. me." And I'm like, "It's not because.

your hair's busted. It's It's not. because you look bad. It's because she's. jealous.". >> Dude, a boyfriend like that can take you. down. >> Down. Because you like you're looking to. him for all your confidence because he. has created a world in which no other. men can compliment you. So, he's your. only source of getting any kind of. positivity about your sexuality because. if you posted a bikini pic on Instagram. and guys commented, he would call you a. or be jealous of that so you can't. search for it anywhere else. You're. completely beholden to him. >> person that's giving it to you isn't and.

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general you, um, you maybe would. And we just do, or. at least I I will call for one when I. see it's necessary to like. >> you call for one? >> I just say like, I don't want to you. know, do this right now anymore. Like. I'm not having fun in our relationship. You know, like when you're going through. a phase of like, I don't really want to. be around this person. Like and he will. feel that way, too. Like it's, you know, I think. And also like I. I didn't He's like been my first. boyfriend like ever. Like I had some.

like stuff We met when I was 29. And and. I'm 41 now. So, he's been the only. consistent thing. And I had some flings. when we would be like, you know, in our. off years. But he's my only like. boyfriend. So, there's sometimes that. urge of like, what if I haven't. experienced the the best that I could. have? And like this is hard right now. So, I just don't want to do it. Can we. just put this on hold? And like. And if we're meant to be, we'll come. back together cuz we always do when we. haven't found anyone else or like there. isn't something better. Like I don't. know. I just feel like I would like to.

be in a relationship that I could call. off whenever I want and take a break and. not have to like keep in touch all the. time and talk. It's. >> But do you when you take a break and. you're like, okay, let me go see if I. like like anyone else? Have you ever. then like gone on dates and been like, it makes me miss him more because this. person is such a loser in front. of me? >> Yeah, well, like I used to have a joke. that was like, you know, we break up and. then I date other guys and then I look. back at him and I'm like, oh my god, he's the best I can do. And that's kind. of what you realize sometimes is like, I. thought I could do better. And in. whatever way, like not looks-wise or. whatever, but just like.

he's not doing this for me. So, I'm. going to find a guy that does this. And. then you realize, oh no, he's lacking. all these things that he had. So, yeah, that has happened. I have definitely. We've cuz we've been like broken up. before, not just like a break. And I've. like had other things. Um, but yeah, it's like we got back. together um, after being broken up for. like 4 years because I moved back to St. Louis during COVID. He's also from St. Louis and we were both back there and. we're like, "Let's just hang out." and. then that just turned into you. >> It worked out. >> Yeah. >> How does he deal with cuz even though. he's a producer like.

you make some crazy jokes that are great. jokes. Has there ever been one that pushed him. over the edge where afterwards you guys. get home and you're like, "Okay, this is. >> For sure. I think there's been you know. I think there's been times for everyone. in my life that's been close to me where. they've gotten stung a little bit by. something I've said that just was a. little too honest and like, you know, I. was watching Hacks last night and you. know, Jean Smart's character was like. did said something that hurt her. daughter's feelings. She was like, "I. don't know why it's so much easier for. me to say this stuff to strangers than.

to the person that it's for, but. sometimes I like would air out an anger. thing that I was resenting and I put it. in a joke not even thinking, "I hope he. hears this and he gets it." But it would. just like I would realize after the fact. he'd be like, "That one joke like kind. of seemed unnecessary." and I'd be like, "Oh yeah, I think subconsciously I was. trying to hurt your feelings." Like I I. would never do it consciously, but. there's been stuff like that. But he. actually kind of you know, has always. said which is something I really admire. about him is that if it's funny, you can. do it. Like as long as it gets a laugh. If it doesn't and you're just like being.

>> Being a dick. >> Yeah, then. >> How did he feel when you said that you. would shoot him in the face for a chance. to blow Tom Brady? >> He was there when that joke was written. and I turned to him and I was like, "Is that okay?" And he's like, "Yeah, it's great." I was like, "Are you sure?". And I was like, "But I'm going to like. reference you and look at you and like. do like a thing like you're my. boyfriend, I love you, and then I'm. going to shoot you in the face." And he. was like, "It's He was like, "Let's try. it out tonight." Like you know, I was. trying He was like, "And if it works, of. course." Like he didn't care at all. because he knows. >> He's like, "It's genius.".

>> And it's such a clear joke, too. I think. that's the other thing when something. That's the good thing about comedy is. that even stuff that's real that might. be insulting to him, as long as it's getting a laugh, it's. okay by his definition. But even if it's. like his parents see it or his friends. see it, there's always the guys of like, she's just joking. It's like that thing. that might be real what I'm talking. about, that's just a joke. >> joke. >> Yeah, but that's always a cover. It's always a cover. And if. And that that is nice. And cuz sometimes. it is a joke. Sometimes it's an you.

know, a hyperbole, I'm exaggerating. But. a lot of times I will say people think. things are jokes and I'm like, that's. absolutely true. >> that was 100% true. >> thinks it's real and I'm like, that was. so made up. Like obviously I was. >> got it made. >> Yeah, like yeah, there's there's but. that's that protects me for sure. >> Do you have a celebrity hall pass? >> Um. you know, I think like. >> [laughter]. >> yeah, I think there's as I'm like. >> You're like, what? >> say who it is because it would just like. I think that would actually be mean that. it was eliminated because he would be. like, well, that's you trying to make it.

happen, has to happen naturally or. something like that. >> you could hook up with this person? >> I think that if I think he's a really. good guy and he would he was always said. like, you know, especially after the Tom. Brady rose and after my star kind of. rose to these like new levels of like. being around A-listers, he's like, if. there is someone that you your whole. life have like longed for and they want. to you, like you should. Like. that's too good. Like And not that he. wants that and he would get turned on by. it at all. Like there's none of this. like cuckold stuff. He's just like wants.

me to have the experiences that And that. is like that's like asking someone to. not collect their lottery winnings. Like. it's so rare to get to where I am in. life where that would ever happen. And. it hasn't happened and I wouldn't even. want it to because like the. circumstances in which it would have to. happen, I'm like, well, could I DM them? He's like, no, you can't pursue it. It. has to be like natural. I'm like, well, that's never going to happen for me. So. >> you ever met your hall pass? >> Um I'm trying to think of the what Yes, I have and he is like married with kids, but he's like my hall pass from like my. crush in like. >> Okay, okay. >> Okay, okay, okay. >> So there's one on my mind, but there's.

like probably another one that I would. be like, oh yeah, but he would never be. into me because of like age stuff. >> Younger or older? >> [laughter]. >> I don't know. But I've But I But I like um in a. relationship, I don't really care if my. boyfriend were to. >> uh hook up. Okay, I've read about that. >> Yeah, I like. >> We need to talk about that. >> is not a two-way street. Like I'm I'm. not someone who likes to hook up when. I'm in a relationship. I'm not really. like I don't really care about that. I. you know, um but I don't care if someone.

else were to. >> Hold on. >> In fact, I like kind of like it. It's. kind of It's It's a problem, I think. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we need to talk. about this. You told Howard Stern that commitment. felt like admitting defeat or settling. >> Mhm. >> Do you still feel that way? >> No, I don't feel that way anymore. I. feel um. No, I mean there. innately it is settling. You do not know. that the person you are with is the best. person for you. You haven't There's too. many people on this planet. You haven't.

met all any of them. You never will. So, you have to settle. >> Okay. >> There could be someone better for you. And statistically, there probably is. There's You know, like there is. The. odds that you met the person out of 8. billion people on the planet that's best. for you are kind of low. But I I. I do think that whoever you end up with, luckily people end up in like the top. 10% of people who are most compatible. for them in the planet, and that's like. a win. But there's other people that. would be good for you. And I don't. believe in soulmates, and I do believe.

you have to go like You know what? This. is the best I can do right now, and I'm. going to just cash in my chips because I. probably could do better, but who knows. >> How does Chris feel about that? >> He totally understands it. There's. someone better for him, too. >> Do you think you're the love of his. life? >> Um. no. No. I mean, I'm a love of his life, but I would not even. I just think that he has many loves of. his life, probably. And that there's. probably a woman that is so much more. compatible for him than me. Like would. be so much better Like truly.

>> And that doesn't hurt your feelings? [laughter]. >> No, I don't care at all because like. he's not going to meet her. Like what. are the odds? And if he does, I would be. like, be with her. Go to her because I. want you to have the best life ever and. I don't want to stop you from find and. then I'll probably just have to go some. find someone that's better for me. But. like it would suck for me to see him. have a connection with someone that I'm. like, God, she would go hiking with him. and she would go to Machu Picchu and all. the I don't want to do and like. she's also funny and cool and like. they're the same height. Like that would. be good. Like.

if I saw things that was a better. compatibility, I wouldn't have a problem. letting that I mean it would be hurt, but it wouldn't be the end of my life. >> Do you think though that this is you. being a very, very evolved, mature human. being or does this fall in the category. of like kind of like dark comedian. where. >> I think it's both and. and I want to be clear it is not pick me. cuz this comes off pick me of like, I. don't care if my boyfriend another. girl. I'm cool with it. Cheat on me. Like I'm I know how lame it comes. across. I sometimes don't like to tell.

guys about this thing that I have where. I'm like, you know, this is separate. than the soulmate thing. Like I don't. care if a guy has a sexual connection. with a girl and like he was to use. protection and just have sex with her. for a night. Like I don't I literally. wouldn't care if my husband did that. I. don't I don't I don't know why. I don't. know why. If he were to like watch The. Wire with her or like. do crossword puzzles or like text up. like send memes and stuff. I would be. like, what the are you doing? Like. that's our thing. Like emotional. cheating would hurt me, but like. physical I'm just like.

I kind of I just feel like I understand. how sex is for men most of the time. outside of relationship. It's just kind. of transactional and it's just like they. just want a nut and it's not about like. I want to spend my life with this woman. So it wouldn't feel. I just I don't know. I don't I just. wouldn't care as much. >> barometer is no emotional cheating. >> Yeah. >> Totally physically cheating is good. >> But I understand emotional cheating like. if something were to happen where I. would want them to tell me about it. I. would be obviously hurt, but I would. understand being drawn to someone else.

that you have a good connection with. because it's like it's hard to. When you just find someone and it's. monogamy, your brain doesn't turn off. He's still going to be attracted to. other women. He's still going to like be. interested in other girls and have good. conversations and stuff. So, I could see. something developing and I would be. heartbroken that it happened, especially. if it went on without me knowing about. it, but I would I would. I would always ask anyone I was with to. be like, "If you develop feelings for. someone else, tell me and we'll deal. with it." Like I just don't want to be. blindsided. But, if you want to have sex. with someone else, also tell me about it. cuz I want to like see what she looks. like and like ask you about it.

>> Okay, wait. Hold on. So, do you identify. as like poly or like open relationship, really? >> like another girlfriend. I don't want. and I don't want to like be in bed with. you guys together. >> Okay. Not even in the same room? >> No. I don't want to like be And I don't. want to be in the chair in the corner. like cuckolded like. you know, like watching my boyfriend. I just want to hear about it. later. >> Okay. You call this the hot husband. fetish. >> Yes. >> Which is essentially when you want your. partner to have sexual experiences with. other people outside of the. relationship. >> Yeah. >> So, when did this start for you, Nikki? Let's go back to that.

>> with my my boyfriend when I was 29 cuz I. really hadn't had a boyfriend before. that. And he would tell me about um. Like I would always ask him about like. past hookups and girlfriends and how. they got together. Like I was like the. beginning like how did you guys first. know you liked each other? Like I love. that like our legs were touching on our. table and neither of us moved our leg or. something like stuff like that. I'd be. like, "So, like I don't know. It would make me. like horny to like think about him doing. that with other girls." And then I would. So, I'd ask about all of his like. girlfriends or anyone he had hooked up. with like all the details about it. And. I would really be like a foreplay for.

me. Like I would get like revved up. talking about it. And then it reached a point where he was. out of stories. Like he had gone through. all of them. And I was like. And then it's almost like he was telling. the same ones. And I was like, "I know. this one." So, it wasn't as exciting. anymore cuz I was getting the same. stuff. So, I was like. I know this is I like I'd never heard of. anything like this. I felt so weird, but. I was like, "I think I need you to like. get some more stories. >> You need new material, Chris? >> like I I need you to like. go out there and just do just have a. flirty moment with someone like anything.

where I can feel like I maybe it's my. competitive nature of like I want a guy. who other girls want. Like I I like. something that is like you know you want. a handbag that other girls like oh my. god I'm dying to get that. >> That's relatable. >> That is relatable. Like I like I have. experienced that like masochism to a. certain degree where I'd be like tell me. about every ex. Tell me about all the. things. Like that part of the beginning. of the relationship. Or were you like I. want to know because I hate this guy? No, it definitely like made me be like. okay now I'm going to like you 10. times better tonight. >> Yes, yes.

Okay, yes. [laughter]. It's like showing their value that they. are valued by other women cuz I respect. women. And women's opinions. I do. This all. comes back to hating men. >> [laughter]. >> This whole thing is like men are. disgusting and they need to get their. boners fixed immediately. And I don't. really want to fix their boner but I. love women. >> my boyfriend to other women cuz I. just love women so much. >> [laughter]. >> I'm such a feminist. >> Hold on. This is This is all about This. is not pick me. This is pure feminism. Hold on though. >> Exactly. Thank you for getting to the. root of it.

>> So you then ex tell this to Chris and. was he like this is a trap? You're out. of your mind. >> they they always think it's a trick. Like like you know he was just he knew. that I was a sincere person and would. not and wasn't the type of girl to like. I wasn't a jealous person up until this. point so I don't think he was like. getting any of that vibe of like she's. just trying to test me. So it was like. are you serious? You really want that. Okay, like how should this happen and. like and so I I was like you know what. if you do it and I don't like it cuz I. don't know how I'll feel. Like I've. never done this before so I don't know.

how I'll feel if my boyfriend you're my. first boyfriend ever and so how will I. feel if you have a flirty moment with. another girl? So just like try it and if. I don't like it we can stop. And just. don't just don't do like don't kiss her. but like see if you like if you could. Like if you get to a place where you. like maybe you even go, I can't, I have. a girlfriend. Like something like that. But I don't make her feel bad about it. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> And don't make her feel like she's being. Yeah, like actually, you know, like I. was very careful to like always let the. girlfriend girl know you have a. girlfriend. So she's choosing to do this.

and just let her know that. that I'm okay with it. >> Wait, I'm picturing you having this. conversation with Chris. You're. like, oh wait, and another thing. Um and. he's leaving and you're like, wait, and. one more thing. What if you also like. wear those jeans that I like? And what. if you tell her and he's like, oh, anything else? >> I remember it so vividly. It literally. was like that. And I remember the first. time anything happened, I did feel a. like a thing of jealousy came up where I. was like, I think it was about I hadn't. communicated that I need her to know. that I exist. And I think I felt a. little bit sad that maybe she thought.

there was something with this guy that. she wasn't going to happen. >> Yeah. >> And I've been that girl so many times, whether the guy's lying about having a. girlfriend or he's like just casually. dating someone he's making it seem like. it's not serious, but it it just. that I he's leading me on and I don't. have a chance. It's devastating. So I. think that tripped me up a little bit, but. I was kind of into it. I really was. >> Did he hook up with the girl? >> He's done some stuff, yeah. He he. probably wouldn't appreciate me. elaborating on that, but like he there's. there's been interesting things that. have been like really fun for for me to.

like hear about and experience. And like. and fun for him too because you know, you get older, he's 45 and I'm like, get. out there. Like get some. know that you're a sexual being again. Like sometimes I'm like too busy to be. really sexy. So I'm like, go out and get. some attention. >> Does it freak you out to be open about. this? Like do you think people judge you. guys? >> Um yeah, every time I bring it up I'm. like, God, here she goes again. Like cuz. women I think women. I've never I've I have not yet I maybe.

met one woman that felt this way. like exactly how I feel in my whole life. and I've talked about this extensively. So it's very rare for women to feel this. way and I And I like I want to be very. clear that I know that this is not how. many women feel and I'm not encouraging. any other woman to do this or I think. this is like the right way to run your. relationship. I think honestly it. probably is detrimental. I remember Dr. Drew telling me like he after he heard. me say that I don't mind he was like, "I. need you to look me in the eyes and. repeat I am enough. I am enough." And.

I'm like, "No, it's not about that." I'm. like, "Maybe it is. Maybe I'm not. enough." And I feel like he has to have. more but it's it's. it's there's a probably a sadness to it. but I just it's just what I'm into and I. can't help it and I'm not trying to be. cool. I am I believe me when I've been. single guys are not into this. It sounds. like a dream like, "I could date a woman. and other girls." Like that sounds. like a dream. Guys really like to be. like they like girls to be jealous and. to like kind of boss them around and. like, "I want you." It's too free. They're kind of like. what like they don't like they think.

they like it but I I assure you this. isn't getting me guys. Like this this. it's it's never like been a pitch for me. to be like, "Look how cool I am. Why. don't you date me cuz you can do. whatever you want." It doesn't they. don't like it. >> Wait, what do your friends think about. this? >> They're used to it at this point. They're just like they they marvel at it. because I I have one friend who is, you. know, been cheated on before so she like. experiences a lot of jealousy in her. life and she has this like amazing. husband who would never cheat on. her. Like we we just I just know that. about him. He's like the most decent guy.

but she still gets jealous about, you. know, him hanging out with uh past. girlfriends or like a therapist who's a. little too touchy or stuff like that. >> Wait, hold on. A therapist that's being. too touchy? >> Like just a creepy therapist. Like. definitely a therapist that I'm just. like, "Get her out of his life." Like. immediately. But he's. >> So casually. I'm like, wait. >> That happens all the time. >> Like a like a masseuse or like a literal. therapist? >> a literal therapist. >> Wait, what? >> This one friend This is a friend of mine. she also went to a couple's therapist. one time and I wanted I put this in a. script once cuz it was so funny but she. was going to a couple's therapist to.

like save her marriage and they they. divorced eventually but this therapist. was so into her husband. At one point um. they they asked her the therapist asked. her something and she's like, "Well, I. don't know." Like my friend answered, like, "I don't know." And the therapist. just put her hand on his leg and goes, "We just can't get through to her, can. we?" And they both had like a moment. I. was just like, "OH.". SO THIS IS LIKE So anyway, this this. friend has had jealousy before and I. said to my friend, I go, "If you could. make it so that no women were attracted. to your husband, are you flip your snap.

your fingers and no woman on Earth will. ever be attracted sexually attracted to. your husband, what would you do?" And. she was like, "In a heartbeat. I would. love that." And I was like, "That would. be my nightmare." Like that that No, no, I would hate that. I would hate that. But she would love it because it would. give her freedom to not have to worry. about him being taken from her. And I. See that though worries me cuz then. that's also plays into insecurity of. like, "Why are you so worried that your. husband's going to get taken from you?". Like I don't I know that people think my. husband is attractive and that I like. And you know that he's not he's not.

running away. You're not worried about. it. He's an off-leash dog. >> Yeah. >> You don't need to be like, "No, stay. with me." You're just like, "Hey, come. over here." He He can go smell a bush. and be like, and he'll like come right to you. Like. there's nothing cooler than an off-leash. dog. And that's what I want in a. boyfriend is like, "I know I'm the. master." Like if my boyfriend were to. like fool around with someone else, I. would need that girl to know like, "Do. you know who's in charge though? Like. who he's coming back to? And I would. love to see you try to get him." I would. love that too of like, "Oh my god, she.

thinks she's going to" Cuz I've been. that girl before that's like, "I I'm. going to win this guy over who's dating. You know, like thinking you don't win.". You're so competitive. I think that's. it. And I really I wish I wasn't so much. because I always feel like that's like a. negative trait in a woman, but I realize. I I am. >> It's okay. >> Yeah. >> I actually really respect it. Um, speaking of your friends, you have a. group chat with your nine best friends. All of these girls though you brought. together, right? They came from like. different eras of your life. How did you. merge them all?

>> I So it's like my best friend since. fifth grade uh, fourth grade, my sister, my old podcast producer, a comedian that I know, and my my. boyfriend's friends. ex-wife. Like, it's I just collected all. these girls that I just knew. were cool as hell and funny, and we just. would do I would do girls trips with a. certain groups of them, and then I would. just be like, "I think I want to add a. girl to the girls girls trip cuz she's. like down." And my friends just trust.

me. I've known them from for my whole. life, and they are all best friends now. all through me. Like, I've been the. nucleus of this group, and we are. constantly chatting 24/7. Like, they. know I'm here. Like, it's it's the best. It's my most proud creation is my girls. trip. >> going to say, like, that is As you get. older, it's so hard to have adult. girlfriends in a large group capacity. because it's like sometimes you met. someone in college, or sometimes. someone's from childhood, and then. someone's from And to merge them. >> Merge them together because they should. be able to merge. You should be. consistent with your friendships. They. should all like fit a criteria of, like,

you know, like sometimes we have friends. that are like good for just one-on-one, and like we have friends for different. things, but like I And And girls are so. desperate for girlfriends. It's really. hard, especially in the Midwest, if. you're working a desk job, to like. to meet people. I feel like I meet a lot. of people, so I'm like I'm so happy to. give my friends who might not meet these. other interesting girls, like, new. friends. And like, it's It's the most. fun. I like I met a girl yesterday who I. had lunch with, and I was on girls chat, like, "I think I have a new girl for our. our girls trips.". >> What is the group chat's name?

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something that we said like I would say. I would say just like making fun of. people that have wronged us. Like going. really hard and saying some really mean. stuff that I'm like that we have to. sometimes start doing like a code name. because it's like that and it only would. get canceled because people would be so. so shocked at how like they wouldn't be. shocked at me cuz I roast, but like I. roast pretty hard in there. Like stuff. that I would never say it like an actual. roast. >> But it's a safe space. >> Yeah. >> What is the most insane relationship.

advice that's ever been given in that. group chat? >> Um my friend. thought she broke her husband's dick the. other day. >> Okay. >> And she said it was like a um. a train car pile up. She like sent a. picture of like when a a train derails. and it's like. and then that was really funny and we. were all giving her advice about what to. do for that because he was like I don't. want to get it checked out like he was. so embarrassed. And she was like I heard. it snap. I think it broke his dick and. um. do you break a man's dick? >> slipped out and she like went in and it. like went against her stomach and like.

was like but you can do it. She like. googled it and it was so we gave her. advice about like telling him to go get. it looked at, but he never did. I guess. it's fine. >> It's going to repair itself. >> Yeah, so there was a lot of chat about. it. >> That's amazing. >> Yeah, that was good. >> Have you ever sent nudes for. pre-approval in there? >> Um no, not even pre-approval. That's. where they go. Okay. You know, like. that's where they're ending up. Like. that's where Yeah, like do you know the. other day my friend was talking about, you know, my I have a lot of friends who. have had babies and like their stomachs. are just like not going back to the way.

they were cuz the muscles get pulled out. and my friend is like, I need to get a. tummy tuck, but they can't even fix. this. And she was showing her belly and. it just looked like she ate a a skinny. girl who ate a sandwich. And so there. was a day on chat where we were all just. taking the gnarlies pushing our stomachs. out distended as possible. And that was. one where I did crop off my head just in. case something leaked that I could like. deny that it was me. But you could. probably tell by my faded spray tan that. it was. >> You know what's good though is when you. are getting older. I'm like, I do the. same thing where you're like, I'm not. sending nudes to my husband. What I'm.

doing with my friends being like, what. does this look like? And like my friends. and I literally would like like my. friends have sent me pictures of their. vagina being like, is this normal? Like. is That's the nudes these days. >> Is this herpes or a ingrown hair? I've. many of those. Yeah, that is that's it's. like medical diagnoses are the new. >> Perfect. Do your friends think you're. funny? >> Oh, yeah, yeah. But they're like funnier. than I am. Like truly like the funniest. people ever. Like I'm I'm obviously. trained at being funny. It's like. something I've worked at and and is my. career, but they are so so so funny.

>> No, I love how much you talk about how. obviously you've referenced other. comedians, you've referenced your. friends, like women. And also you're. just like a huge feminist cuz you let. your man like other women, but it's. really about the other women. Like this. is about feminism here. Um, you are in a pretty male-dominated. field, obviously. What is a time in your career cuz. obviously you're thriving right now. But. like what's a time in your career where. you really felt the weight of being a. woman in comedy?

>> Alex, it's so weird and I hate saying. this cuz this is so unfeminist of me. I. like never really noticed that I was. different if that makes any sense. Like. I never was like. I'm a female comic and this. [clears throat] sucks and I'm not being. taken seriously. I look back and there's. so many instances where that was taking. place, but I really didn't notice it. I. was just like. Like cuz to me, the best my favorite. comedians were female comics. So, I. thought it was always like the cooler. thing to be and I never felt you know, there it was almost safer because I. maybe I noticed that men were always.

getting things. So, when I didn't get. things, I wouldn't take it personally. I. was like it's just this thing beyond my. control because only one woman can get. this roast. And so, if I'm not getting a. roast, there's you know, there's only. one woman per roast. There's maybe you. know, they're giving out specials that. year or you know, stand-up specials. It. would be like two women get them and I. know it's two. Those girls are in the. class above me. They deserve it more. than me. So, it was always kind of like. >> And like it's an unsaid thing that's. like it shouldn't be that only one. woman's getting it, but it's like you. were. >> way it was and so, it was easier for me. to be like that's why I didn't get it.

because there's not enough spots not. because I'm not good enough. And so, I. you know, and then I look back on and. and now I think I notice it more where. like you know, a comedian will come into. a show that has like you know, seven. comics on the lineup and there's like. some famous guy dropping in. It's called. dropping in. He just drops on wherever. he wants cuz he's famous enough that. like he bumps anyone. So, and I'll get. he'll go up before me as opposed to. anyone on the set. And I'm like, is it. because I'm a woman or is it because I'm. nice and he knows that I don't care and. I'm like whatever. But like it always. happens to be I feel like I it often is. me. And I'm like I think it's because.

they don't respect us as much or like. it's it and now I'm noticing it. It's. just easier when you get bigger for um. them to just dismiss what you do and say. like, well, oh, she only killed the. Golden Globes because she had writers. And I'm like, what award show doesn't. have writers, Like what. Why is it suddenly pointed out that I. get writer Like every award show in the. history has had a writers' room, but now. it's like that that's why she's funny. because she had such killer writers. But. they'll never they'll not say that.

They'll just say things like oh, Nikki. Glaser has the best writers. And I go, okay, I know exactly what you're doing. You're dog whistling to your. fans that I I don't write my own stuff, which is so untrue. And I And or they'll. say, you know, um or all she does is. talk about sex. And that's all she does, and that's easy for her. And I'm like, "Yeah, but is it It's not easy for you. because you're disgusting, and no one. wants to hear about it, and you are. ashamed of your sexuality. So, yeah, it. is easy for me. You talk about what's. easy for you, and I'll talk about what. is easy for me. It is easy for me, but. not everyone." Who else is talking about. It's not easy to talk about sex.

>> That is so fascinating hearing you with. the writer thing because it's like. they're trying to discredit you. And. they always say it like they're they're. like praising me like you you hire the. best writers. >> Like I'm supposed to take like And I go, "Yeah, I do cuz I have great taste, and. I also write the like jokes." A ton of. like People but but but it's like it's. the quickest thing to They always do it, too. >> as if every like you just said, every. single live show is every single video. to the second that you have practiced.

this. They know the exact word that then. gets you to the transition to the next. thing cuz that's what how it has to go. That's how you run live television. >> Talk about singers. No one is ever like, "But, you know, yeah, she didn't So many. singers don't write their own music.". And they never get discredited for that. Or they have male, you know, let's just. talk about men helping like producers in. the room producing a song, and no one. gets taken away credit for their song. I. mean, I'm not going to say no one, but. it's just very interesting to me that um. for some reason stand-up comics. like call each other out for that stuff.

They don't call men out. It's like we. It's like every late-night show, they. all have writers, but we say Conan's the. funniest, Colbert's the funniest, Fallon's the funniest, but we don't talk. about the. But when a woman does it, I swear to. god, it happens every time, and it's. given me a complex where I'm like, "I. can't I can't ask for help. I I don't. want to I need to write a better joke. than that one because if I use that one, I can't really claim that it was me that. did that, and I it's it's made me kind. of insecure about like Well, I only got. far because.

the Golden Globes is only good cuz of. the writers. And like it's made me feel. that way. But I'm like, wait a second. When there's a home decorator that puts. together a beautiful room, people don't. go, "Well, she didn't make that couch. She didn't make that book. She didn't. But she put it all together.". What about that? We give credit for. that. And and and I'm actually making. the chairs. I am writing the jokes. But. it's like if you don't do it all, you're. not allowed to claim credit. And it also. is. aside from even just that, it's like the. amount that you have to pour into it to. think about. But I Because I am a woman,

inevitably, I'm going to get this. backlash. So how can I think about this. in a way that will also mitigate the. damage of people saying this because I'm. a woman. And it's like as soon as you. ask me about this and I start talking. about writers, I'm like, "Oh my god, now. this is going to be out there and then. that's going to be something that I'm. like I'm giving them something to now. say.". >> man that you have seen on those stages. has a writer. >> Every single one. Every Anyone And guess. what? A lot of them are women. >> And guess what? Yes, a lot of them are. It's it it really really irritates me. And it's something that I wish I wasn't.

it didn't get to me as much. But I There. was just a couple clips from. friends of mine that went out right. after. um something I did that was like, "She's. got a murderous row of writers." And. they were talking about writers and I'm. like, "First of all, I know you don't. know any of my writers. So you're just. saying that just to let people know what. to how your male fan base can take me. down as a female comic who they're mad. at because I talk about my vagina or. whatever.". >> I just think also that the more we do. talk about it, and I get it. I get.

you're going to sit here and you're. like, "Oh my god, did I just stir this. whole thing up again?" I've been there. But I also think it's important to talk. about because it again, we're putting. them right next to each other, the same. amount of writers, the same amount of. people that do it for the men. So why is. it even a conversation for you? And I. bet most people genuinely didn't know. that men had writers. >> And they think that they're these genius. people. And then because you're a woman, they're trying to nitpick and they're. like, "There has to be something behind. it." Yeah, for all of them. Whether you. have a dick or a vagina, there's. writers behind all these people. >> a joke about me having writers done at.

the roast. Uh that of Tom Brady that. really irritated me because it's like. everyone up there has writers. By the. way, every single person that does a. roast has uh and there's a there's a By. the way, they hire a writing staff to. work on the roast. So, if you don't hire. writers yourself, which everyone does, they give you jokes. They You walk in, they give you jokes. No one and and and. By the way, I wrote the bulk of my. jokes. Like you know, you you have them. to help you out and shape it cuz it's a. lot of work. And um there was one joke. about me that I had writers and um and.

the guy that told the joke had that joke. written for him. And I was like the. irony here. Like I I know the guy who. wrote the joke for this guy that was. making fun of me for having writers. And. I'm like it was so irritating to me. because that's just not something that I. would ever call another another comic. because because especially if I was. using writers, I wouldn't call it. something for something that I was. doing. So, it was just That's one that. really gets me and I I like that we're. talking about it cuz I can again, like I. can make fun I can say the thing before. people say it, but it it will be a thing.

that follows me the rest of my life, probably. >> Not only that, I think it's like we have. to. we have to be aware of it as women. because you read this and we care. about our careers. It hurts when people. try to put us down off of things that. just are a prerequisite in the industry. that are things that have been happening. before us. >> Yes, and by the way, people bomb when. they have writers. It doesn't mean that. you're going to be good. People choose. bad jokes. >> Also, it is so exhausting the standard. that we are held to as women and in. every way, a lot of women are.

holding other women to this insane. standard because I think it's like we. want to have this like moral high ground. that we are like, no, you have to do. this. Like you watch certain people. getting crucified online for certain. things and then you're like, wait, but. what about the Epstein files? Like what. about those guys? Like the way that we. crucify women for something that is 0%. compared to the men who are doing what. to children Like, you don't don't even. get me started. It's like, guys, put. your energy towards that. >> I I and and I really I can't handle it.

anymore, especially with Epstein files. and with the deep dive that I went on. that. I was like, this is more this is. you know, I've always been like, well, politics are more important than. celebrity stuff. There's always been. that like, well, Trump's doing this, but. when the Epstein files came out, that. like was so insane to me that I was. like, anything other article about. celebrity calling anything else is just. shut up. >> Like, even the the capacity at which I. wish people put the amount of energy. they put towards being like obsessed. with Chappell Roan and like the. it's like, why don't we focus on the. living breathing men who are in the.

Epstein files? And Chappell Roan just. like did something with like not wanting. to say hi to her fans. Like, let's focus. on the. >> children in emails that is like not even. in code words. >> And and that the but that though I do. think what's so crazy is all women, we. get off on like. >> Chappell Roan's security was mean to the. cousin of someone. It's really important we address that. and that she address that and that she. like, yeah, I mean, well, child rape. aside, we have to deal with Chappell. Roan in this too that she has. Ever. since she got famous, she thinks she's.

better than people to tell them to leave. her alone and not take pictures when she. doesn't want it to be taken. That's. what's important and I would like a list. of that. I want the list to be all the. times that she has snapped at paparazzi. >> That's so important. >> It's so much more important. It's It's. insane that they can even exist like, I. don't even understand how we talk about. anything else. If you haven't done the. Epstein deep dive, I know I know it's a. little too late, like not you I know you have, but based. on like you listening at home, got guys. >> Guys. >> I am scared to even say the name because.

I might get murdered in here. >> We're already. >> We're [laughter] literally dead. >> This is our last episode. Call Her Daddy's over. >> is true. Like, how [laughter] I I love. that you just said it because I had. disappear. I've had that realization the. past couple weeks of like. >> No. >> Why is this a headline? >> It is. >> What's going on? >> It is so shocking the way that women are. reprimanded in comparison to what is. actually happening in the world. and you're like, "How?" We cannot keep. doing this. Women, if you look. in the comments, it's just women. tearing other women down. It's you got.

Let's redirect our energy. >> They're laughing at us. Stop reading. comments. I want to stop reading. comments. It's really hard. But comment. culture, I talk about this all the time, but I have to say like I'm so sick of. it. Like it is literally destroying art. Like the fact that people. Cuz even when I'm watching something, I. will read the comments before I watch it. just to see how I should feel about it. Do you ever do that? >> Yes, and it's. >> How do other And it it colors how you. watch it. And you're a savvy consumer. So what are dumb people doing? They're. just going off of what the comment is. It is so dangerous. >> It's really bad.

>> I can't I don't even know the last time. I consumed anything without finding some. kind of review about it before, like. feeling How should you feel going into. this? It's true. I need to know. >> People on TikTok have talked about how. there's people who only the minute you. scroll, you just open the comments. So. you get like a brief analysis of what's. going on. But all these people are like. sick in the head. >> The sickest people ever. I've never. commented anything except like fire. emojis and like you're queen or like sle. like sle Only telling a another girl she. looks hot is the only thing I would ever.

comment. And like I think I guess. um. I guess Life of a Showgirl was the last. thing I consumed where there was no. there was no reviews out yet and I was. just consuming it without comments and. like. >> don't know. And then you open TikTok and. you're like, "Oh, I guess maybe people. didn't like the album.". >> Exactly. And then you're like, "Am I. wrong for enjo That but that I think. that's the last pure like thing that I. >> to blow up. >> [laughter]. >> I'm just like I just don't want any more. comments. >> No, I know. Now we just can't read any. more. >> Then people get so mad if you disable. them. They're so mad.

>> Let's talk about your special. >> Yes, please. >> wait, but one more thing on Epstein. So. I. >> You bring out a full pamphlet. >> Pizza. Why they always talking about. pizza and and. like cream cheese? >> [laughter]. >> No. >> The. No. >> The codes. The blurs. Like every Like why. are we. What's going on? >> We need some. >> But But it's over. Like we've all. >> It sounds like people don't talk about. it anymore. >> IT'S OVER. >> [laughter]. >> IT'S SO TRUE.

>> THEY READ IT. They checked off that. list. They checked it twice. They're. like, "Going to find out who's naughty. or a psychopath." And we're moving on. >> like, "Got it. Okay, him. Anyways, um. Good girl. Let's Let's bring some. positivity. >> Okay, yes. My special good girl. >> If we are alive by the time this is. >> [laughter]. >> released. >> I want to make it clear I have I do not. want to self-harm. I have no suicidal. thoughts. If anything happens to me, I. was murdered. >> Someone is gunning for us. >> Yes. >> Um I But I'm not cutting this out. We're.

saying We are We're an example, Nikki, today. >> But to Google the stuff we said. >> Yeah, yeah. Good. But like. >> Like those keywords. >> Get that on your algo. >> You're not getting it in like MSN BC or. whatever. >> pizza, cream cheese. >> Yes. Like the people the Reddit. Go to. Epstein Reddit. >> Just Google cream cheese. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. Um your new special, Good Girl. >> Yeah. >> How did you decide that's the name? And. like what can you tell us about it? >> Um I decided on the name because it's a. joke I have about like um the porn I. consume. I really like when the guy.

There's like a guy who's being uh almost. like a coach kind of person that's like. making a girl do something really. that she's kind of like, "I. don't know if I can do this." And he's. like, "You can do it.". >> Like be Oh, and then she does it and. he's like, "Good girl." And that's like. always when I'm like I climax is when. the guy is like praising the girl. >> Ooh. What do you search for that? >> I search um gang bangs. >> [laughter]. >> I know that's not what you wanted me to. say, but it is true. Gang bangs, forced. orgasms. Um. >> Forced orgasms.

>> Yeah, yeah. >> Okay. >> That's where a girl's tied up and like. And And I really like that because I. have a hard time orgasming because I. feel like it's just like so embarrassing. it's like a loss of control that I don't. like like because I like to be in. control and so I've always felt like. orgasms were hard for me because I was. like I just look so stupid. I don't want. to look like. like it's just it's so embarrassing and. I would try to push them down and not. have them and so I discovered this is a. genre of forced orgasm where girls like. tied up and like wants it but the guy's. like making her come and she's like it's.

like almost too much and then she comes. a bunch and then he says good girl and. then it's not her fault that she looks. stupid. He like did it. >> use the same video? >> No, I I like I honestly need. >> You need a new. >> new stuff. Sometimes I'll like repeat. after like a year. I'll be like oh I. kind of remember this one but I don't. know how it ends but let me guess it's. >> Um this was filmed during the last leg. of you're like what headlines are going. [laughter] to go up this week? >> I'm so sorry. It's like. >> What did we do today? >> I don't know why I am like this. >> You filmed this during the last leg of. your tour and you did it in your.

hometown in front of your friends and. family. >> Yes. >> Is that like harder to do? Like are or. you like you will laugh. >> No, it's much harder because I you know. like growing up I think you know when I. was in high school I always wanted to be. like the popular girl. I felt like. unseen. I felt quiet. I felt like God. these people don't even know my. potential and they never will know it. because I wasn't like I would audition. for plays. I would never get like I. would audition for like The Diary of. Anne Frank and I would think I was going. to get Anne Frank and I would get like. Jewish towns person B. Like it was. always like way under what any like I.

would think. So I was like not being. shown any reason why I would ever be. successful and I had this secret dream. of like I want to be on TV. So there's a. part of me that is like look at what I. did but like. there's this other thing of like I just. project them being like this isn't that. good. Like almost like seeing the real. me. So there's this like kind of. and also I don't feel like I'm a star. Like I don't as much as like yes, I know. that I've earned this status and like. other people might see me that way. I. really don't think it's like.

I can think of a million reasons, excuses for why it happened and I'm like. I feel imposter syndrome. So there is a. part of me that feels like stupid like. making all these people come to this big. theater and like to give a standing. ovation and they're like you know girls. I take Pilates classes with or like my. hairdresser or like you know girls I. went to high school with it's like kind. of embarrassing. Um But then but overall like I loved it. because they're just so supportive and. they're so they are excited that someone. made it and like she's bringing this. home and like she lives here and they.

can tell that like I don't think I'm. better than it. Like I think they really. get that I don't think I'm hot that. I like am the girl that they knew and I. and that's I think I I get that. feedback. I'm so excited to have. everyone watch your special because I. also think like you you are right when. you were saying like you are a conductor. of storytelling through the beginning, middle, and end. And like we've watched. you at the Golden Globes. You've done. such a phenomenal job. Like I when I. went this year and I was sitting in this. First of all, I was like stressed for.

you because it is like. >> [laughter]. >> I I think that you make it look easy, but I can only imagine before you get on. that stage. You have every. A-lister in that room staring at. you wanting you to like lightly stumble. on like the joke that's about them or. like not maybe hit it. Like they don't. want you to fail, but like people are. >> don't want me to make a joke about it. >> Exactly. You just want to get through. unscathed, but you also kind of want to. be acknowledged cuz you're a celebrity. and you like are a big deal and you have. an ego. So it's a very interesting.

>> I give you all of the flowers because. it's like the pressure that is put on. you like you said to land the joke, to. go out there, execute timing with. everything that you do. Like you've done. such an incredible job and it's really. been awesome to watch your career rise. >> I love that my career can have different. facets. You know what I mean? Like I can. be a freak on the stage at live shows. and in my stand-up and then I'm like. more wholesome on TV. Like cuz I am. both. I am a wholesome person. >> you have range. >> a wholesome girl with lots of holes.

Isn't that what wholesome means? >> Nikki Glaser, thank you so much for. coming on Collar ID. >> Thank you so much for having me. You're. amazing. >> [music]. [music].