Megan Fox: My Plastic Surgery Story
can we just talk about plastic surgery. since we're on this let talk okay so I'm. just gonna go through all the things. that I've done love because I feel like. there's this stigma and I'm not going to. win I'm going to do this I'm not going. to win however I'm hoping it sets some. people free let's go. because I feel like people are like well. we like we we if you were to ask women. they would be like well we we say these. things we bully you some of my favorite. comments are from women and I don't.
often read them but sometimes I'm in the. mood and I'm like I want to interact. with a troll and it takes one second for. them to start pouring into my Instagram. feed or my my comments and they're often. from women where I'll be like holy [ __ ]. that is a. particularly cruel thing to say who is. this person and I'll click on it and. she'll be like women's life. coach Crystal. healing loving God tantric. lessons divine feminine and she under my.
comments being like you know call. crucifying me for being plastic or. whatever so there's but that if you were. to ask her she would be like well that's. because she perpetuates an unhealthy. standard of beauty right but and so here. I am I'm going to be fully transparent I. still won't win because there are some. girls who have been who have been. transparent I don't want to like bring. people in but someone like a Kylie has. been very transparent that is not. helping her people are women are still.
brutally dragging her just the same and. totally undeserved she's a beautiful. healthy young gorgeous girl and I. actually feel for whatever reason very. protective when I watch other girls go. through this I want to defend them or go. to war for them but okay I'll go through. here's things I haven't done that I have. been accused of doing and then I'll. confirm the things I have done okay I've. never had a facelift of any kind so no. midf facelift no like lateral brow lift.
although I would like one or no regular. brow lift um I've never done threads I. have researched them that's not because. of some moral thing I just don't really. believe they work and I'm also afraid. that they would interfere when I do need. to have a facelift but I am very tempted. to go have my eyebrows snatched like all. the way I want I want that look. sometimes that seems fun and you can do. it on a lunch break and I see why it's. so tempting and I I have researched it. have not done it yet okay um I've never. had this done what is this oh Buck ble.
fat Buckle fat Buckle fat Buckle fat. I've never had that done I'll never have. any fat removed I'm a very like lean. person that doesn't have enough body fat. or fat in my face so I will only ever. put fat in I will never be taking fat. out which leads me to I've never had any. like lipo suction or body contouring or. anything like that I've never had what. are other things you can have butt imp. plant I mean I I would be so flattered. if somebody thought I had a BBL that if.
I could I would I I don't have I don't. have the extra body fat I would get it. done if I could that dum truck and that. that surgery is such a hard one to. recover from it's so insane it's. basically like 3 months you have to lay. flat on your face you're bruised for an. eternity if I were to ever do that I. would come out with I I would be like if. I'm going to survive that surgery you're. going to give me an ass that's like an.
anomaly like I'm you're I'm gonna walk. through a park and I'm going to turn. around and everyone is going to be. whispering and laughing and talking. because they're like what what are we. looking at like circus freak that if I'm. going through that healing process. you're going to do it I want that I'm. not coming out with like a oh she been. has she been like really hitting the gym. lately extra squats no I want it to be. massive yeah it's got to be it's got to. stop people in their tracks.
okay but I don't have the body fat to do. that so that's never going to happen but. at the time when when in the future you. can take donated fat from people I will. be doing that and you will be seeing. this situation the situation go down in. the park okay what you have what I have. had done like I said I had my boobs done. when I was 21 or 22 I had them redone. after I was done breastfeeding my kids. because I don't know where they went but. they went and then I had to have them.
redone very recently because the first. set I didn't have enough body fat to. disguise you could see the Rippling of. the implant so I had to switch them out. to this set I don't like surgery my body. does not react well to general. anesthesia and so when I go to have a. surgery it's a very big deal and I have. my all my doctors have to meet with me. before and have to tell me if they've. seen any Omens if they saw any owls. crows if anyone stepped on a spider if. any there were any dead insects like my.
doctors have to go through this with me. because I'm very afraid of dying under. general anesthesia so I don't take. surgery lightly and therefore I have not. had many of them because of that so. that's probably a saving grace that I. have this paranoia or this fear because. God knows what I would have been up to. do your doctors think you're insane. they're like oh this B they love me no. they love me yes I saw an owl Megan. let's reschedule we all and by the way. I'm like I'll still pay for the surgery. just do not also make sure the music. playlist no music comes up that reminds.
you of like your ex-girlfriend or an. ex-wife or anything that's going to make. you upset because you're the surgeon you. need to be in a good head space if you. have a fight with your wife do not come. in for surgery I go through all of these. protocols because you should make us all. like a list of like a little preop. situation you don't want to any surgery. is a risk to your life I don't care what. anyone says that's the truth going under. general anesthesia is a risk to your. life so um when I had to go in for this. set I was like look if you're going to. put me to sleep if I'm going to going to. be sick for two months from the general.
anesthesia if I'm going to feel if I'm. going to go through cuz I'm not fully. ever asleep so my soul's like fighting. on the surgical table to wake up it's a. very traumatizing experience for me I. was like I better wake up with the. biggest boobs you can fit in my body and. that is what he said he did and they're. not even that big they're a. 32d which is not that big they just look. big on my body cuz my body's tiny right. right but if like if you could gone. bigger I would have had him go bigger.
because I don't like surgery and the. fact that I had to do it I was like I. want a reward for the suffering I have. to go through I don't want to wake up. with a full beup there's no [ __ ]. point in that I'm not doing it right you. want titties I wanted titties I said I. want I don't care what's on Trend give. me 1990 stripper titties that's what I. want and he did it girl you look amazing. thank you and then um I had my nose done. when I was in my early 20s and that's.
something I've literally been accused of. having like six seven eight rhinoplasty. surgeries which is impossible your nose. would get necrosis and fall off um I. haven't had a rhinoplasty since I. was I'm going to say 23 it's been well. over a decade I haven't I've not touched. my nose since then we didn't Contour my. nose. yes we didn't Contour my nose no we. didn't your nose looks tiny shut the.
[ __ ] we didn't Contour you're should we. Contour it half should we show everyone. how I Contour my nose shut the [ __ ] up. you your nose HS no I can make it tiny. like a little Elven princess I make it. so small within within one inch of its. life I Contour it and so I think people. think I keep constantly working on it it. is just the Contour I can't believe I. can't believe I'm doing an interview. without nose Contour on I'm traumatized. you don't understand what a big deal. this is this is like me not having on my. eyebrows it's very scary for me I'm.
traumatized that you think that your. nose won't look good right now cuz I'm. like the [ __ ] does my nose look like I. like to I like to Contour it down until. it's just nostrils like Voldemort just. no no it's just just two holes here wait. after this can you teach me how you. Contour your nose and I'll do it next to. you yeah but I'm I'm freaking out that. I'm not I don't have it on you look so. gorgeous you're going to keep going this. is good for you this is good for you. she's got to keep going okay so you've.
had your nose done you've had your tits. done and what Botox and filler that's. yeah that's it right oh there's one. thing I had done that I'm gatekeeping. because hi Daddy gang thank you so much. for watching this video keep in mind. that was just a little clip from the. episode if you want to watch the entire. full video episode it is linked below. it's the first thing in the description. go watch it it's a great episode love. you all I will see you next Wednesday.
