K-Holes and Chlamydia (Full Harry Jowsey Interview)

Oh, god. We had so much drama. Also, how. [ __ ] sad that you were literally. like, "I really like this girl.". Oh, IT'S SO SAD. LITERALLY CHEATED ON ME, YOU JAKE. And I. was like, I was sitting there and I was. like, "I feel stupid." Cuz I remember. after the podcast she was so angry. Like, "How dare you do that to my. competitive podcast?" I was like, "No, I. was like, no, it's fine. I spoke SO. HIGHLY OF YOU." AND THEN ALL this [ __ ]. went down. I WAS LIKE, "FUCK THAT BITCH.". I WAS LIKE, I LOOK LIKE A [ __ ] IDIOT. We are We recording? Yeah. Okay, let's record. Okay, there's.

so There's so much going on right now. god. Okay, first Okay, first I just. I yak cuz I'm just laughing so hard. remembering. I WAS LIKE, OKAY, WAIT. ALL RIGHT. Daddy gang, listen to me. You already know who's. here cuz you hear his laugh. His laugh. Harry is back and we were just. reminiscing and then we were like, "Just. [ __ ] start recording." Harry and I. are reminiscing because we're like, "Holy shit." The last time that he was. on the podcast, Harry comes in and he's. like, "There's a girl and I love her and.

I could see something with her. She's so. smart and she's talented and she's. beautiful and she [ __ ] me right.". Literally right when we released the. episode this girl's fully cheating on. him. And I remember And we never got to. like say anything on the internet cuz I. was like, "Fuck." And daddy gang was. like, "Oh my god, he's talking so. highly. Like, who's the girl?". Meanwhile, she's fully cheating on you. the day She's getting [ __ ] piped. Like, raw. Like, raw, dog. And you were. like, "Oh, okay." So, that was really. sad. So, I kind OF HAD A.

SO, THAT WAS REALLY SAD. YEAH. THAT'S. thanks to you. Anyway, Harry, we need to get back into it. I. missed you. you, too. It's been so It's been I feel. like we had so much that happened since. Like, how long ago was that? No. November, October? Yeah. Well, that was just crazy. Yeah, you moved here. Yeah. We jumped into it. And living. life. a boyfriend now? I do have a boyfriend. That's crazy. I know. Are you upset? Yes. I actually am. Okay, wait. Are you serious? actually I need to tell you something. What? I was having conversation with. someone that me and you both know and he.

was like saying something he's like bro. Alex Cooper she talks the talk but she. also walks the walk and I was like no. [ __ ] way. What do you mean like in bed? Yeah, he's Oh, I guess who I wonder who. it is. He's he's like I've literally only. hooked up with one guy in LA before I. moved here and I was like wow and I I. knew I didn't think he would talk that. way but at least it's good. No, I was like cuz I was like probing. cuz I was just like oh we filmed an. episode that was really exciting and. then I was like I heard all this [ __ ]. like I wonder if it's legit and then and. then he's just like no man this like.

like legit like this [ __ ] like. she does what she says and I was like. [ __ ] Okay, well that makes me happy. because I No, but I could see people. being like does she literally make this. [ __ ] up? She like goes on Urban. Dictionary and he's like what's a. [ __ ] then I come in here like we got. to take See, I'm the opposite I talk the. talk but I just [ __ ] fumble the bag. You're like flopping around trying to. eat a girl's [ __ ] one day hopefully you. figure it out. Harry, I have so much. faith in you. Are you single? Uh yeah. You're single.

so. Wait, what? I don't know. Can I stop. putting a [ __ ] on ever again on this. podcast. I was just about to say I had. deja vu daddy gang. Do you not remember. that last time Harry was on the podcast. he literally said. I'm like are you single? He's like I. don't know. I don't know. Okay, and you. said that exact same time last time. What's happening? No. No, you're not telling me. Okay, now we were speaking about this. girl that I was like Harry's mom is in. the room too. Yeah, uh Abby but we were speaking about this. girl that I was like Abby? Is it No, that's her name. god, I thought you were just telling us.

the girl's name. I would never. Okay, so you think you have a girl? She. No, she keyed my car. She went down. I. [ __ ] someone else. She [ __ ] someone. else and then I was. your car? Did you say she keyed your. car? Yes. The way you casually just go she. keyed my car then I went down blah blah. blah what? was so bad. I [ __ ] up. It was my. fault. Okay, wait quickly tell us. Okay, I. deserve it. Okay. she was going down and. I told her to not worry about this. chick, blah blah blah, this chick. What do you mean she was going down? What does that mean? Okay. She was going. down to your dick? No, no, I was being a piece of [ __ ]. Okay. Like I was trying to like scheme.

something to try and be funny. Okay. And then it it it looked way worse. than what it was and I was like this is. bad. The next morning I woke up my car. like I was at the gym and my car was. like got keyed all down the side. It. cost me 10k to get it fixed. Hold on, I. just have to say for a [ __ ] to key a. guy's car is so intense. It's crazy. had to have like you that should almost. be like your baby mama. Like I don't see. any reason or maybe unless I'm in like a. serious committed relationship, I don't. see the reason to key a guy's car. So. you were in a full relationship? No. So then what? Yeah, I don't know, but she would also.

like. she well in the head? She would also. like show up to the gym and just like. sit outside like I need to see you and. I'm like all right. But I'm like I invite that. I would I. Right, you kind of like the crazy. Yeah, I'd be like lady get better like. [ __ ] wouldn't it be crazy if you got. pregnant? And she's like why? I'm like every. famous NBA player has got a baby mama. I. just. True. So you want kind of you kind of. want to baby mama but you don't want one. I have to follow the blueprint. Right, right, right. Cuz you're not in the NBA. though. YOU LITERALLY DON'T HAVE THE NBA's. financial status and you don't have. you're like literally aren't the NBA. Yeah, I'm literally like underneath the.

table like in the trash. YOU'RE NOT EVEN. ON LIKE A CLOSE TO ROSTER. You're not. even So why are you comparing yourself. to NBA? I don't know. I'm just trying to I'm. just trying to make myself feel better. out with Larsa Pippen the last I SAW. YOU. SO MAYBE. SO maybe I don't know. Daddy King Harry. is back. I'm so happy that you're. single. I don't understand why a girl is. keying your car, but I have to say. Yeah. men love the crazy and at least in. the stages of you not like fully wanting. to be like this is my wife, like you. love to [ __ ] with the crazy when you're. just dating, right? Cuz it's fun. That's.

why it's fun to like [ __ ] with men. And. so honestly I kind of love that she's. just like showing up to the gym being. hi. Hi. Yeah. Hi. All right, but I'm also toxic as [ __ ] as. well. Like I'm sorry. Why? What are you doing? Well, nothing. like that bad, but Nothing bad. Like I. don't know why she keyed my car. Just mind games. her mom. Like what did you do? No, legit just mind games. Like Like. tell us the mind games cuz I think a lot. of girls would love to hear so that they. can spot it if a guy's doing it to them. Oh [ __ ] Okay, [ __ ] Um like I'll just.

text her the most like I'll be bored. Whenever I'm bored is like the worst. time for any girl that's ever like. interacting with me because like I'll. legit just start [ __ ] out of nowhere. Just like Yeah. full-blown. Just like like hot and. heated and wet. Oh my god, this is my. love language. Wait, when guys go like. psycho to me, I'm like, "Oh my god, I want to one-up you.". Okay. horrible cuz I'll be bored. And. then I'll just like text some [ __ ] like, "Oh, I actually saw the craziest [ __ ] to. do on TikTok. It was lit. If you're ever. bored and you want to like piss someone. off, you go on Google, you like type.

like loading image, and you'll be like, "Explain this, please.". And you send it. You send it as like and. it won't load and they'll be like, "What. the [ __ ] have I done?" They'll be like, "Anyway, look, shut the [ __ ] up and. explain it." And they're like, "I can't. see it yet. It's not loading. HOLD ON, I'M IN MY CAR. Let me pull over." And. then they're like, "No, wait." And you. send it another way and you just keep. going and they're just like freaking the. [ __ ] out. Like maybe your internet's. whack, but like explain it. I'm getting. pissed off. And you just And you start. gaslighting them. Here, that's called. gaslighting. me. Hi. And then you're like, "I AM GAS. I AM LIGHT. WOO, GASLIGHT. WOO, WOO.".

IT'S LITERALLY ME. So you enjoy that? I Look, it's it was some people. YEAH. YEAH. I'M A PIECE OF [ __ ]. TOO. THE THING is it's crazy being in a. committed relationship, like really the. first honest one I've ever been in, and. it's crazy because I felt like I had. taken that playbook to the extreme. It. is kind of nice. Like I'm hibernating. for a little bit. Like I'm not being as. crazy. Like I do occasional things, but. I'm nice in my hibernation. If he does. anything that's slightly off because I'm.

in a relationship and I don't get the. crazy fueling me, I will go psycho. Oh, actually this is what I did. recently. This was like so dumb. I was. just thinking about it then having a. psycho. I want more. I want more. She flew to New York for a friend's. birthday. Okay. And I made her I'm like, "Who flew. you out? Who you [ __ ] Like legit. like made her send me like her hotel. reservation, her flight details, like. everything like that, who she's with.". I'm like, "Send me a video of like who's. around you." Just like cuz I was bored. Right. I'm like, "Whatever." I'm like, "Who are. you fucking?" And then she's like, "I'm. not [ __ ] anyone. I'm in New York.". And I'm just like, "Fine. You're out.

there [ __ ] someone. I'll go [ __ ]. someone. I'll [ __ ] 10 [ __ ] Watch. me." And this chick's having a meltdown. I was She's like, "Harry, I'm literally. with my grandma." And you're like, "Grandma's man. Yeah. [ __ ] you.". Who is he? Who is he? Who is Mr. Grandma? Okay, so I kind of like it. From what I'm taking is Harry is No, I I. it's you're a piece of [ __ ] but also. you're playing the game, and that's why. I've always said like there's nothing. wrong with it when a [ __ ] stays around. or a guy stays around for the crazy. It. literally is just because you guys are. fully in the not dating stages. You're.

in the [ __ ] around stage, and the. mental manipulation and the gaslighting. is fun. Like you enjoy I know. [ __ ]. around because then once it gets stable. and normal and healthy, it's boring. Yeah. Who wants stable and normal and. healthy when you can have [ __ ] crazy. psychotic because then the sex is. better, and then it's more fun, and it's. just a game. So, I think that's good. because a lot of people wrote in a lot. of questions today for you, which I'm. excited to get to. But first, but first, something is in the air, and that is why. I wanted to have you on today because. although a little birdie By little.

birdie, it means me going on YouTube and. watching your newly pod- What's your new. podcast? Uh tap in. He like was ah What. was it called again? I was I was just. had a stroke. So, He had a stroke. Okay. Tap in. Tap in. He has a new podcast, and I went on and I watched it. So cute. So amazing. Fuzzy flowers all around my. heart for you. I'm so happy for you. Do. you think coming on Call Her Daddy made. you want to have a podcast? Really? Yeah. Cuz he poached me. He was just. like, "Hey, what's going on?". in the room. Yeah. And you just said. like you got to have come on the. podcast. like, "Dude, you got to have your own. podcast." You do. You are really good at. talking. You are really good at talking.

You are. Oh, you guys are so nice. Yeah, you like I know. I know. So, have you. made any money yet? Are you still broke. or are you still on the decline? we sold some ads. here we go. Here we go. You got to get a. big. Also, you're still on the decline, you're now rounding the corner to the. upcline. Oh. down down. Okay, fine. Yeah, at least you're doing something. that you enjoy while on the decline as. opposed to sitting around and jerking. off. So, I think that's great. So, anyways, so I was watching and you said.

that you're sober. Yes. Which is so. crazy because I chose you actually to. come on the podcast today because I. thought, Alex, really think to yourself. right now, who is the biggest degenerate. in LA that you know? And I was like, Harry. Yep. Harry. So quick. Harry. Like. not even a question. I didn't have a. stroke, I didn't have to think about it. like you did your podcast name like. fully was like Harry. Piece of [ __ ] But. now you're you're sober. Yep. Forever? I. don't know. Okay. I'm trying to figure. it out. But like that means obviously you were.

going a little too hard. Yeah, so. So, we're going to reflect on. the hard days because I don't want to. talk about sober you, although I'm proud. of you. We can like round out to that at. the end. Yeah. We didn't care about sober me. It. is spring, and I was thinking about it. like don't you feel like, okay, because. of quarantine, everyone was looking. forward to the holidays like this will. make quarantine better. Like we got. holidays coming up. You go to holidays. like that [ __ ] sucked. Nothing was. better, if anything it was worse. Then. we have New Year's and everyone was. like, New Year new us. 2021, [ __ ] 2020. Then we get into 2021, it was like, wait, nothing actually changed. If. anything, now 2021 is just as bad if not.

worse cuz we hyped it up and now it's. nothing. But now it's spring. Did you notice. everyone on their Instagram accounts. this past week I feel like specifically. [ __ ] changed of like everyone's outside. Everyone's in pools, everyone's partying. cuz it's spring. It's crazy. Right? And when I think spring, I think. about spring break. And I know you've never been on spring. break, so everyone's like, so he isn't. drinking, he didn't go on spring break, and he barely went to college. Why is he. here? Well, we'll get there. But but. I'VE ALWAYS I'VE ALREADY ASKED MYSELF, why is Harry here today? Actually, I.

would just leave. No, it's fine. Please. stay because we have no other OPTION. THIS WEEK. WE'RE BACK. I'M the bottom OF THE. BARREL. WE'RE RECORDING ON MONDAY, SO we got no. one. I was going to call Tana, but I. know she's so unreliable. Like there's. no [ __ ] way. She literally text me like 7 days being. like, "Sorry, just seeing this." Like. [ __ ] you, Tana. So, anyway. So, I'm thinking and I'm like spring. break. And I was thinking about how I. feel so bad for everyone that they can't. be on spring break right now. They can't. be like enjoying the debauchery that is. going out and getting [ __ ] lit. And I. was like, "Why don't we bring spring. break Harry and Alex Well, let me put.

myself first. Alex and Harry edition. And why don't we talk about like I know. you have Let's talk about your college. experience first cuz I know you said. what was your college so. Yeah. No, I was at I was at university. for 2 and 1/2 years. Yeah. Yeah. Not. very good at it. I wasn't doing amazing. But like Wait. Wait. Wait. So, you go. two two years and in what country? Uh in. Australia. Yeah. Yeah. So, it's it's so. different to uh in America. you explain it to us? I feel like it's. kind of interesting to me. It's literally like school. Like you. just go and and like there was no like. big parties. There was nothing like. crazy that gets Everyone's just getting.

lit and doing the same thing, but Do you. commute or did you like like actually. live in a dorm? No, I lived My family. bought a house right beside it so I. could live in it. And then. kind of nice. Rich stick flex. Yeah. My mom was like, "Oh, yeah, my mom. bought me a mansion." She's like, "You. go to university, I'll get you a house.". I was like, "Oh, okay, great." And then. 2 and 1/2 years later I'm just like, "Mom, I can't do this." Wait. Wait. Hold. on. What do you So, you dropped out 2. years in? Yeah. How did you decide? Um What happened? No, it's a sad story. Do we want to go. sad? How sad? Uh.

Really sad? Like it's Oh, it sucks. All. right. I just Here. Okay, we'll just. We'll make it We'll make it fun. We'll. make it fun. If it's sad, it's sad. Go. Just tell me. quickly. friend killed himself. Dude, that's so dark. Oh my god. Oh my. god. Wait. RIP. Your best one of your. best friends. I'm so sorry. No. No. I But like [ __ ] You meant dark. Yeah, I I told you. No. No. It was like. Don't cry. Are you crying? Okay. No, I just I was getting like a. little emotional. That hit me. Okay. Your fine. Okay. it was it was heavy. Yeah, yeah. So, it. was like I was at university. Um I was.

trying my best to like get by, do. things. And then my brother's like best. friend, the guy I grew up looking. looking up to and everything like that, ended up like committing suicide. And. then my other best friend uh from. growing up shot himself in the leg cuz. he was like he was [ __ ] up on horse. tranquilizers and was like. considering it. Right. So, I was like What the [ __ ]. It all hit me just before And there was. some [ __ ] that happened with my dad. where it was he wasn't doing So, it was. like a lot. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Yeah. Yeah. And so, I was in like I was like, "Shit, this is about to be before my. exams. I wasn't doing amazing." So, then.

I'm like, "Fuck it." I was looking on. Facebook reality TV. There was this. application and I was like, "Sweet.". Sent a photo of my undies in. And then. they were just like, "Cool, we really. want you on." Three days later I flew. out to New Zealand. Then went and did. this reality TV show, won $100,000. And. I was like, "Sweet. You know what? I'm. not meant to be at university. I'm not. meant to do this shit." So, I was just. like after that I was like I was like, "Fucking bye." UM WOW. SO, THAT'S how. this [ __ ] all started. But that's why I. love having people on my show cuz I feel. like half the time I have a whole. conspiracy now about Bryce Hall and all.

the D'Amelios. And I feel actually awful. for all of them. Right now I have a. complete change of heart. And I just. feel like we've talked about it before. in the last episode, but like nobody. knows what anyone's going through. So, like be kind. Um but okay, so. huh? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no, no. It's totally fine. And like I don't want. anyone thinking I'm being disrespectful. like not staying there. But like I this. is going to be an uplifting moment. We. I'm so sorry for you. That's honestly so. awful. But yes. So, you So, you decide to leave college. Yes. have a crazy college experience. Well, I did. Like I was a little [ __ ].

Like I was uh bartender like at the. university bar. I was doing as much as I. could like Right. [ __ ] everyone. Yeah. Wait, you were a bartender? Yeah, as. well. Oh my god, wait. I was, too. I literally. was just telling the story in my intro, but I can quickly tell you. Basically, I. got chlamydia. Oh, lit. Once in my life. I literally I I remember it so deeply, too. Cuz it's like you just never think. you're going to be that girl. And then. like you're that girl, and you're like, "Fuck!" And so, I remember I was like in. college, I was telling you that again, but basically I got this bartending job. that I want like cuz my parents like, "Fuck you, we're not paying for spring.

break." So, I was like, "How do I make. money?" So, I couldn't work during the. school year because I was playing. soccer. So, in the summer, it was the. only time I could get a job. So, I start. bartending at this club, and it was like. a high-end club, and I am bartending. I. don't know what the [ __ ] I'm doing. Half. the time someone's getting a full thing. of vodka, someone's getting cranberry. juice. Like, I didn't know what I was. doing. I WAS LIKE, "WOO!". SO, I MEET like the guy that's like the. bar back slash promoter. And honestly, like something about a promoter when I. was 19, I WAS LIKE, "WOO!" LIKE, I was. so horny for this man, and everyone was. [ __ ] me. He had sleeve tattoos, like. so [ __ ] hot. I end up [ __ ] him.

like a couple years later cuz I see him. in a bar, and I was just like, "Ooh, it. was the man that I always wanted to. fuck." [ __ ] him, got chlamydia, and. the moment I got chlamydia, I was like, "Was it worth it?" It wasn't worth it. So, I was telling I was exposing myself. about getting chlamydia on my quote. unquote spring break. Yeah. What Can you. tell us a story that like really. embodies cuz I told you like we're. talking [ __ ] that like we really [ __ ]. up our lives. Like, tell me a story that. embodied like your college experience. even though you didn't have spring. break. Okay, this is actually disgusting. Okay. No, this is This is actually. horrible. I was thinking about it on the. way here, and I was like, "Alex is going.

to think I'm actually [ __ ]. disgusting.". I LOVE HOW I'M looking at you like, "Harry, I have chlamydia." And you still. have hard eyes. You're like, "But I love. you.". like, "Wow.". I was like, "It's something in common.". Have you had chlamydia? YEAH, AT UNIVERSITY. At university. Wait, really? Like twice, yeah. god, we're clam sisters. I love that. Okay. Yeah. Hard eyes. Okay, this is actually. [ __ ] disgusting. Okay. I don't recommend anyone doing this. Okay. So, uh where I went to university was like 2. and 1/2 hour drive from the the airport. Okay. And every On this drive, like I'm.

a chronic sleeper. Once I'm sitting. down, like I start like nod off. And. like at that time, like I was still. learning to drive, and I would always. like start to like nod off on like long. drives. And I And I would like put music. on loud, and I would like scream trying. to get the energy up. I'd have like. energy drinks. Nothing was working. Cuz. you're going to fall asleep at the. wheel. Yeah, I'd always fall asleep. And I was. like, this is so bad. What do I start. doing? I'm like, I better start beating. myself off. Shut up. So, HOLD ON. YOU'RE. DRIVING AND JACKING OFF. way worse. They're going to change the. signs in Australia once they hear this. Like, apparently Harry has changed it.

We got TO DO NO JACKING OFF AND DRIVING. OKAY, KEEP GOING. so bad. So, I would And that was the. only thing that was keeping me awake cuz. I'd be like so focused. Like screaming. my favorite songs. Just like. like like just beating off into my. shirt. Like crazy. So, it got to a point. where whenever I was driving this road, I'd just get horny as [ __ ] Oh, wait. The road like brought back memories? Yeah. I'd be like I'd be like coming. back from home. And I'd be like driving. I'd be like, oh [ __ ] Like I'm getting. like like in the car. And I was driving. And there was this other girl. I spotted. her on the highway. Driving as well. And.

I was like, I wonder if I could pull her. over. So, I'm like driving down this. highway. It's a 2 and 1/2 hour drive, by. the way. So, I like trying to get beside. her. Like looking like a madman. I was. like, yo, like slow down. Like pointing. at her car. There was nothing wrong with. it. Was she like hot? No. Terrible. You're like, I just WANT THAT ROAD. [ __ ] HERE WE GO. LIKE LITERALLY, LET'S. GO. Legit like roadkill. Like when when. driving and I like finally pulled her. over like after like half an hour. And. she's like, what's wrong? I was like, just put your number in. I need to call. you. And we're like driving. I'm in my. little Ford Fiesta. Like going back to. where I'm from.

Road rage. I'M TRYING TO [ __ ]. WITH A BONER. And I like I like called. her. And I'm like, hey, where are you. going? She's like, I'm passing through. this place. Like I'm going to I'm going. to see my grandma. And I was like, sweet. I was like, I'm going like I live. in this city. Um I have I'm going back after work in. like 20 minutes. You want to just come. pull up? Crazy [ __ ] I'm I'm not even. lying. So, she comes. Like I pull up to. my house. She comes. She walks straight. in. I remember looking at my roommate. And he's just like, what the [ __ ] Cuz. this chick You're in college at this. point. This chick was like Like.

Not the cutest. Like but I was just like, I have to. execute cuz it's a story now. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. 5 years. time. You were a virgin. You were. literally manifesting in that moment. Pull the [ __ ] over. [ __ ] her. Yes. Okay, so she comes to your house. So we go to her house and we're just. like talking and I was like, "Look, I've. only got like 20 minutes." She's like, "Okay, cool." And then we start like. kissing. I take her top off, hickeys all. up her titties and like neck like like a. [ __ ] trail. And I'm like, "What. happened here? You get attacked?" And. she's like, "No, I just saw my ex just. before I come." And I was like, "That's.

enough for me.". You were literally like, "That's enough. for me.". I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT'S. ENOUGH FOR ME, GET OUT. LIKE I DON'T. WANT TO DOUBLE DIP. WAY." WHAT? LITERALLY, WHAT? I WAS LIKE, YOU JUST. GO, "FUCK, let's go." She literally had. semen still coming out of her [ __ ] and. you're like, "Yes." Yeah, extra lube, we're going in. Stop. So that happened. We We legit. start having sex. 30 seconds later, I'm. like, in her ear, I'm like, "Look, we. got to go. I got work. I got to put my. little [ __ ] liquor shirt on and like.

start like buttoning up.". And she's like, "Okay, sweet." Never. heard of her again. Don't know her name. Don't know what what she is, where she. is, what she's doing. No idea. It was. the most bizarre [ __ ] ever. Like how. disgusting is that? How No, how much like shout out All I'm. thinking is shout out whoever you are, road beefy. The fact that she never. texted you, I have so much respect for. that girl. WHY? WHAT IT WAS. SHE KNEW WHAT IT WAS. IMAGINE if she tried to text you and. like, "Hey, like what are you doing. after work?" You would have been like, "Fuck off." You would have [ __ ] her. off. The fact that she knew better and. was like, "It was what it was and it.

will be what it is.". Good girl. And like maybe she saw you on your show. and was like, "Oh my god, like I [ __ ]. him." But she still has your number AND. DOESN'T. DICK. WOW. THERE WE GO. HONESTLY, the. fact that you were jerking off while. you're driving, I'm picturing you like. going to touch your like stick shift and. you're like grabbing your dick instead. You're like, "Oh, [ __ ] wrong one." And. then you pull a girl over. It was hard when you're like having like. a good nut. Your eyes start to like. close and you're like twitching and. you're like, "Oh, shit." And you're. like, Like turn Harry, the fact that you can. call her daddy and you're like, "Oh. yeah, like this one time in college.". And you pull out that out of your.

[ __ ] The fact that you didn't tell. The fact that you didn't tell me that on. the first episode is so unbelievable. that you have that many stories in your. life. You're like, "Oh yeah, just the. one bro, but I pulled over on the side. of [ __ ] road." Daddy gang, see, anything can happen. So, when you see a. hot man on the road next time, Daddy. gang, try Harry's trick and start. masturbating and make eye contact cuz. the eye contact you can make when you're. masturbating is different than just. normal eye contact. So, I really. appreciate you telling us that story, Harry, because it honestly just made my. day. on this same highway, if me and my boys. like driving to that city, we'd always.

like always be like girls going cuz we. have this thing called schoolies. So, once you finish school, Oh. it's like the biggest party ever. So, if. like we're going up, there's always like. cars and stuff. We'd always have our. like numbers on notes and like put them. in different cars cuz there's always. like bumper-to-bumper traffic and we'd. like get out and like give girls our. numbers and just [ __ ] these [ __ ]. Wait, that's so smart. The fact that you. also had a house? I know. It was a flex. I'm like, "You want to come to my. house?". Well, yeah, my house that my mommy. bought me. piece of [ __ ] house that No, but your. mom bought you that house. It's pretty. dope. Yeah, it's vibes. Shut up, Mom. I honestly I was dying laughing because.

I was asking Daddy gang like, "Hey, like. send in stories of like you that like. crazy spring break stories." And I was. dying laughing because I thought this. one really embodied Well, first of all, I thought you I was going to ask you. about milfs and have you ever [ __ ]. milfs? Yeah. Okay, because it's one girl. wrote in, she was like, "So, a lot of. spring breaks like I've gone on, but one. we did with our moms. And Daddy gang, this is from you." And she said, "Needless to say, one of the nights. things got a little crazy and someone. walked in on my friend's mom sucking one. of the guys' dick in the laundry room of. the condo. The mom and her daughter got.

into a huge fight when the mom got. caught. Can you imagine you're seeing. your mom suck off a guy and also she was. fully married." And I'm like, "Who would. you ever go on a a trip like that with. your mom?". YES. NO, WHAT? After hearing that story, Harry is like, "I WANT TO SEE MY WHAT?". MOM'S [ __ ] WILD. LEGIT. LIKE, I would. That would be crazy. I'd be like, "Mom, get these [ __ ] boys in your room and. go crazy. LET'S [ __ ] GO.". YOU WOULDN'T WANT YOUR MOM TO HAVE A. GOOD TIME? I just don't know seeing her on her. knees like that is not.

I wouldn't want to see it, but I'd want. my mom to get her back blown the [ __ ]. out. totally fine. That's I actually kind of. agree with you. You like know that she's. getting it. Have you cuz I was thinking. about you like you I guess you had your. house, but I was thinking about people. in spring break and how they're like. it's almost the best days when they're. the most ratchet days. Like right now. Harry, you're flying down when you go to. like Miami and stuff and you're hanging. out with rich people. So you're hanging. like a huge [ __ ] mansion. But isn't. it kind of the best when you're in those. like little condos? There's two bedrooms. with 14 people in them. She gets.

disgusting. So bad. And so when you look back at. like I guess your college days like it. was a little bit more ratchet, but do. you think that your sex has stayed the. same or did you enjoy like being a. little bit more ratchet back then or are. you like happy you grew up now? I feel. like I know. right now doing what I do is way better. But like when I was at college like it. was so like I'd have like my friend. would have a go on like the living room. and like she'd like come into my bedroom. and then I'd go back and forth. Like. legit Wait, the girl would go back and. forth between the two of them? Yeah, it was crazy cuz he's into butt. [ __ ] So he'd like [ __ ] And then And.

then you go in the [ __ ] I'm staying. away from that. That's so nice of you. guys were like providing for her in. different ways. You're givers. Yeah, it. was so much fun. That's so Can I ask you. when did you when did your parents know. you started drinking? Cuz I was trying. to think like when did when did you. start drinking? Like probably like 16, 17. What grade is that? Like sophomore high. school? know what that means. Oh, you don't. remember going to high school? You kind. of blocked it out? Dude, cuz I remember. like the water bottles and like drinking. and like taking my dad's whiskey but.

daddy gang like the the theme of over. drinking was just so apparent in. everyone's spring break days and just. drinking in general and I have to redo. the story because daddy gang will get. this. Maybe you don't get this if you. Did you never drink from like full water. bottles? No, oh we we have goon bags in. Australia. What are goon bags? like a gallon of wine. It's just the. cheapest [ __ ] ever. It's like $10 and. everyone has it. You have the worst. hangover, but legit like And you're. drinking wine? Ask any Australian. It's legit a goon. bag. It's it will [ __ ] ruin you. It's. crazy.

the fact Are you just walking around. with like red teeth? You all look [ __ ]. goon bag. Yeah, or like It's like white. wine, red wine, anything you need, but. it's terrible. That was like Four Lokos. in the United States. I remember in. seventh grade, my six friends and I. drank Four Lokos and we all had the. different colors and all of us were. puking in my front yard different. colors. Yeah. Seventh grade. I was like, "Yo, [ __ ] like you are In seventh grade, my. brain not fully developed. Like what am. I doing?" Listen to this [ __ ] in the. Daddy Gang, you have to respect it. She. goes, "Hi, Daddy. This isn't that crazy. or ratchet of a story for spring break, but it's for laughs. Back when I was a dumbass freshman in.

college, I went to Scottsdale for spring. break with some of my friends from high. school. Back in the day, I thought it. was really cool to chug vodka and black. out. People People have different party. tricks. Mine was chugging straight. alcohol for like 10 seconds, which upon. reflection was not a party trick. It was. just [ __ ] dumb. Jesus. It's I remember doing that in high. school being like, "I'm going to drink. so much." And I would just drink to. black out. I didn't understand like, "Hey, like there's social drinking. You. just drinking you black out." She said, "It's funny because I would black out. every time I drank and I didn't know. why. Anyways, we end up going to this.

guy's mansion in the desert. My stupid. ass is trying to impress this D1 athlete. and so of course I chug a ton of alcohol. thinking I was really cool because I. could drink. I was starting to brown out. and decided to go outside and light the. gas fireplace. Oh. I insisted on. lighting it myself. They turned the gas. on and I stuck my entire head into the. fireplace and there was there was a. small explosion of fire. The room. immediately smelled like [ __ ] burnt. hair. I turned around and my eyebrows. were singed off. No. I burnt off a solid amount of hair.

in my head and it took four years to. grow that hair back. Never again will I. volunteer to light a fireplace or chug. alcohol to impress some guys because it. is in fact not impressive. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ]. that she put her head in a [ __ ]. fireplace. She's like, "I got this one, guys.". What? But like why would that impress. anyone? I think when I think back to my. high school days and I think about. myself like getting finger blasted in. the basement, I think about those high school parties. and like I didn't understand the concept.

of like just drinking responsibly. Dude, so many people were asking me, have you. ever dated a girl or have you ever been. the one? Cuz I will say Daddy Gang, I. fully take responsibility. I have at. times been too It was more in college, but have you ever been the type of guy. that's so [ __ ] up that you like get. trigger finger happy with texting or. calling? Oh, I'm the worst. We really? I am so [ __ ] bad. guys aren't that bad and girls are. worse. You're bad, tell me. No, legit just be like okay, as I said I. told you Did I tell you last time where.

I have like I'll hit you at like 10 and. then 11 and then like. I didn't say that to you? I don't think so or I forgot or I wasn't. listening to you. I probably didn't say that to you. Wait, what do you do? So like. God. Oh my god, I've never This makes me feel. better though cuz I think a lot of girls. are like, why do we always get trigger. finger happy and guys don't? I'm making you feel better. Apparently Apparently Harry. So date. Harry if you want to feel better about. yourself. Okay, go. No, it would be like the start of the. night and I'll just like, you know, do a. little blast like 10 at 10:00 a.m. 10:00. p.m. Not 10:00 a.m. fine. 10:00 p.m. like have a little blast and then come.

11:00 I'll start to narrow down the list. and then once it comes like 2:00 or 3:00. I'm just like I'll start saying the most. vulgar [ __ ] like Oh god. Like I want to. marry you like I'm just so loving when. I'm [ __ ] up like I'm just I'll be. saying like the craziest [ __ ] like I. would try to like I'll tell everyone I. love them and I want to marry them and. then it's just like first picking so. whoever like replies first and then I'm. like, all right, we're going. Dude, do. you feel like it's an issue when you're. telling girls that you love them? Do. they do. issue for them. Do they Wait, do they do. they. THEY'RE LIKE, WHAT THE [ __ ] IS GOING ON. WITH HARRY? But do they ever say it back.

and it's awkward cuz they mean it? Dude, the Girls When a man ever is [ __ ] up. and is like, I love you and you're like, me too. It's like that. You look stupid. You look stupid. He was He was literally. not being He was doing it to get some. [ __ ]. Wait, so you've said that to girls and. they've said it back honestly. Yeah, and then I've and then I'll be. like, what did [ __ ] say?" Like I was. so drunk like, is this real? And you're. like, "I was kidding. I said I love your. pussy." AND THEY JUST LIKE, "Get the. [ __ ] out. You stink.". Dude, here Okay, so here I I see I've. never had a guy like that and I always. wanted to cuz I would feel like stupid.

Like. You don't want to be with that. Dude, okay, so you What is a night that. you remember that you were like, "Damn, like I like [ __ ] my life up from. drinking.". S- [ __ ]. Jesus Christ. "How can I name. one?" No, I I literally Like back in the. day like like something you're like, "Damn, like I like I really woke up like. woah." Have you ever gotten arrested? Yes. Yeah, like I got schoolies. It was. legit so bad. I was so [ __ ] up. I had. this girl in my uh hotel room where all. the boys are getting lit. I was.

beating that [ __ ] up in in the room. She. She's like, "I I need to go." I was. like, "Sweet. Like let's go." We just. walked downstairs. I was like drunk. The. boys are like out on the way out. Everyone's just like, "Hey, good stuff.". Like clapping me and then I started like. They're like, "Oh, yeah, have a shot.". So I banged like three or four shots as. I went out. And I went downstairs 3:00. in the afternoon cuz schoolies in. Australia is like [ __ ] mental. 3:00. in the afternoon I walk outside. She's. waiting for a Uber. And I was like like. drunk, lit. Started like ripping this. like plastic off this wall. Turns out. it's like this big promotional thing. The owner comes out of the thing and I'm.

like drunk like ripping this like. plastic sticker off this entire like. storefront in the middle of Gold Coast. And then like security guards come over. like, "What's your name?" I was like, "I'm not telling you [ __ ] shit." And. then they're just like, "Okay, we'll put. you on the [ __ ] ground." Boom, like. I'm arrested like laying there just like. what the [ __ ] going on? This guy was. just like, "What are you doing?" I was. like, "I don't know." And then I got. taken like an hour away with no money, no wallet, no nothing. An hour away to. the police station, locked up till like. 1:00 in the morning so I missed all the. parties, everything like that. it like, "So I missed all the parties.". It was so annoying. YOU WERE IN JAIL. I.

[ __ ] UP, BUT I was in there and. there's all these like [ __ ] drug. heads that come in just like like. talking to me like crazy. I'm like 17, like frail. I got like a a shirt on and. I'm just sitting there You're like. looking so sexy and they're like, "Let's. [ __ ] your ass in the hallway." You're. like, "Stop. I'm just trying TO GO TO. THE PARTY." PLEASE, I just want to. party. I'll do it quick. But no, I like. OR ARE YOU LUBING UP? BUT THAT HAPPENED and then I had to like. [ __ ] run back like an hour. It was. like an hour. You didn't run. You got a car. No, I I. didn't have any money. I started running.

and. you call? How did you get out? I didn't. I. were in the drunk tank? Oh, so you. didn't get out, Harry. No, no, I'm I'm. actually still there. Um. no, but I was. it was like one and then he's like, "Okay, you like sobered up. Like you're. good. Like uh they can't take this story. and I have to go to court." Like it was. so bad. Yeah, he was so upset and I'm. like, "Look, I'm sorry." Like I was a. piece of [ __ ] I had to get my mom to. call and like, "He's really sorry. Like. he didn't mean it." Like all this stuff. He's such a good boy. boy. You're like, "No, Mom, I'm not.". Yeah. Dude, that is so I've never been. to jail or into the drunk tank or. anything. Like I feel like I've just got.

really lucky. Like I was just like fast. and like would run away from the cops. I. remember in college, I've never told. this story on Call Her Daddy, but. basically I Like you had to swipe into. the dorms and it was even sober, it was. hard to swipe in with your card. Like so. [ __ ] hard. People when you're sober, they're like, "I can't get in." But when. you're drunk, it's three strikes and. they call the ambulance. And it's like. so [ __ ] unfair. they call a [ __ ] ambulance? I don't know why. I think it's like. state rule or something in Boston. Like. I don't know what the [ __ ] So half of.

us would always be like, "It's not fair. We're literally sober and we can't swipe. in." So when I'm [ __ ] up, how am I. supposed to swipe into my dorm? So. meanwhile, being on the soccer team, my. coach made it clear like if the. ambulance gets called, like you're. literally kicked off the team. So all of. us would like wrangle together and make. sure like whoever was like the most. [ __ ] up, like we have to get them in. able to swipe in. Like we literally tape. it to their hand the right way. Like. have them swipe. So one night I go out. with my girlfriend who was my roommate. at the time and I was like texting this. Patriots player like, "Oh yeah, like. Young Thug Alex like ready to take down. the athletes." And he wasn't like fully.

on the Patriots yet. So he like drives. into Boston from uh Foxboro's where they. live. And by the time he gets to the. club, I'm too [ __ ] up. I don't even. remember him getting there. So, my. roommate starts flirting with him. We. hang out and finally she's like, "We. have to bring Alex back to the dorms." I. get to the dorms and my At the time, my. roommate was literally 5'1". So, she's. carrying me into the dorms. I swipe I. swipe I swipe the man the guy goes, "We're calling the ambulance." Knowing. like, "Holy [ __ ] one she can't I don't. even give a [ __ ] if my dad gets the. bill. I can't I'm going to get kicked.

off my team." So, my little 5'1". roommate takes me over her shoulder. rushes out of the And the guy's like, "Come back in. Like, what the [ __ ]. Like, I'm calling the ambulance right. now." She shoves me into a bush. My like. heels are just up in the air and she's. waiting for the Patriots player to come. back. She called him. The guy comes. He. picks me up physically, puts me in his. car, drives us all the way back to. Foxborough. I don't remember any of. this. Wow. I wake up in the morning. I am in head-to-toe Patriots training. gear. Oh, bless you. nothing.

Wow. "Ooh, like was it like a cute one I. got?" No, no, hold on. Hold on. It gets. worse. I wake up. I'm in like on a on a. couch. There's two doors to my left and. my right and I'm I don't remember. anything. My roommate's not there. Like, I'm like, "What what happened?" I don't. even remember meeting the guy. Oh, [ __ ]. I open. one of the doors cuz I'm like, "Left or. right?" I open the door. There is a I. don't know if it's the exact weight, but. like 300-lb. man. laying.

in the bed with like his clicker like. watching TV. Hey, what's up? I START. BAWLING MY EYES OUT, close the door. Like, "Did I [ __ ] that man last night?". I'm like trying to feel my vagina. I'm. like, "Am I sore? Like, does it feel. sore? Like, did I [ __ ] that last night?". I start freaking [ __ ] out. I run into. the other door cuz I'm like, "What the. [ __ ] I need to hide from this man. Like, I don't know that man." I open the. door and there's my roommate in bed with. the other Patriots player that I gotten. up. And I start bawling my eyes out and.

she thinks I'm upset cuz she like [ __ ]. the dude that like I was supposed to. hook up with and I'm like, "I'm so happy. to see you guys." Like it was the worst. night of my life and I ended up throwing. up all over his new car and throwing up. all over his Patriots gear. And the. saddest thing was. he literally got cut that day. So not. and he went back to Ohio and he's like a. normal job. So I threw up all over his. car, threw up all over his training. gear, ruined his life. And I was like I. need to chill from drinking for a. minute. Wow. That's. [ __ ] crazy. Like I can't explain that opening that.

door moment, like seeing that man, like. no shame, but like I was just like I. don't think I made that decision. Like I. really can't. [ __ ] up. That's crazy. like really, really upset with myself. for a minute, but then when I realized I. didn't I was like feeling better. get cut from the soccer team or was. everything okay? Nobody found out. And the thing is is. like then and one of girl ended up. getting like um hospitalized for. drinking and she like didn't get cut. But my coach like didn't like me, so I. was like if I did get cut she would. totally cut me. So it was awful. Awful. Awful. Holy [ __ ]. So I want to talk about drugs.

Oh, yay. Because I want to hear like. your experience with partying drugs. I've been I don't know if I've been that. open on my show about it, but I guess. like I can't get arrested for talking. about it, but my experience with like. partying and like party favors drugs, like I never really dabbled. Like my. high school experience I like tried to. smoke weed and then I was like yeah, like that's great, but like then I went. to college and I couldn't cuz I was. getting drug tested for soccer. So I. never did drugs in college at all. And. so I was just like drinking. And then I. always said, I think my mom was like.

disturbed, but I always was like I want. to try cocaine. I said it to my mom one. trip. She was like, "Okay, thank you.". But I was like I just want to try it. She was like, "Okay, thank you. Alex, thanks for letting me know." I always. was like I want to try coke, like I want. to just see what it's like. Um but then. I never really like tried other drugs. And so when I got out of college, I did. try coke and I was like. Heroin. Dabbled with heroin, was like not my. vibe, like return maybe No, I never I. literally never tried anything other. than coke. Um and then I was and that. was just like it but like what is your.

experience with drugs? Actually, so the first time I ever did. coke I was in Spain. Oh, when was Spain? And and I I was 18. So I did my first. ever like party drugs at schoolies and. they're called pingers in Australia like. $20 a pill. Yeah, it's crazy. So you. have it and then it was just it was. actually nuts. I thought I was the. fastest man alive. Like I was running. like crazy. not. No. I look at me I'm a [ __ ]. string bean. I look like a [ __ ] long. flamingo. Wait, what are they called? Pingers. And what are they? They're. legit just like like pills just little. pills. You pop them like cuz like drugs.

are a lot harder to get in Australia. Like what do you think is like what is. it? Like ecstasy or like MDMA like something. that has like different complexes and. stuff. Probably rat poison. Crack. Classic. Classic. Rat poison. Yeah, the. old the old favorite. But the first time I ever did coke I was. in Spain and I called my mom and I'm. like, "Mom, I'm [ __ ] up. I tried. cocaine. It's crazy." She goes, "Bring. me back some. I'm trying to lose some. weight.". Shut the [ __ ] up. And I was like I was. like, "Mom, really? I'm really [ __ ]. up. Like you want me to pack some?". She's like, "No, Harry, you [ __ ]. idiot." She's like She's like, "You're. so stupid." Like yes, but like no. No,

but she's like, "I If you can get some. like I'll I'm trying to lose some. weight." I'm like, "Mom, you need to. relax. You are in a business.". think that like when you have parents. that are more I'm not going to say the. parents that are like here here's. cocaine but like the ones that are not. like if you do drugs you will die and I. will kill you. Those are the kids that. go to college and the first week they're. in the ambulance cuz they have never. drank in their life. They've never done. anything. As opposed to the parents that. are more like accepting and are like, "Listen, like if you do it smartly I. want you to do it in the house like. etc." So I don't know. I just feel like.

as a parent cuz you know I'm pregnant. Here's the news everyone. I'm pregnant. Um I just think like I feel like those. kids like are better off in the world. when Not again providing your child a. handle and be like, "Have fun, Becky.". But like you know. Cuz it's going to happen. Did you like. coke the first time or no? You were. like, "Woah." It was crazy. I had the. most lit sex. I [ __ ] this chick in an. elevator. She squirted it over the. floor. I slipped over that. We went to. the It was in a hostel. It was crazy. It. was A hostel? It was so much fun. Yeah, it was. It was crazy. She squirted I was on coke. Woo! Woo! No, but actually so my my I grew up my.

parents told me about when they did. heroin. Like. They tried heroin? Not even [ __ ]. kidding. Like cuz that my my family. families. Everyone please don't try heroin. Yeah, no, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. whatsoever. I will never do it. No. Um but it was just like my family's. so transparent with everything cuz I cuz. I'd tell my parents I'm like, "Look, like this is what I want to try to what. I want to what I want to want to do cuz. I'd rather them know and then they see. me in a year and I'm like in Hollywood. like cracked out on the side of the. street like Like Harry, it must be the. Molly you wanted to take. No, I get what. you're saying. You can be open with them.

which is Yeah. Yeah, so they were living. in London. This is like when they were. like in their 20s and they're like, "Oh, we before we die we want to try. everything." Like. Wow. "Oh, we want to do everything.". They They're like thinking maybe we'll. give heroin a shot. Cool. Why? So they fly to Thailand cuz. they're like, "We're not going to do it. in London. It's [ __ ] [ __ ] It's It's. [ __ ] in Thailand." It's [ __ ] quality. heroin. We want the good [ __ ] They go. to Thailand. They go like the poppy. fields. They get like a place on the. beach for 2 weeks and they're like, "We're just going to try it for 2 weeks. and then we're going to go absolutely. cold turkey." Craziest story ever. Like.

my parents like young and in love like. in these poppy fields like Doing heroin. Doing heroin with each other like. absolutely not I was like, "If that's. not love. If that's not love, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT. IS. POPPY FIELDS AND HEROIN and then. we're like, "We're gone, baby." Okay, this is where it's like [ __ ] up. My. dad thought he killed my mom, right? This is like this is I've never told. They're probably going to be upset but. whatever. Love you, Mom and Dad. You. raised an amazing baby. It's great. So. uh they were at breakfast one day and. they ordered like this mushroom omelet. cuz obviously mushrooms psychedelics get.

you really [ __ ] up but it's for four. people. My dad goes to the toilet as. it's like coming out. He ordered it. My. mom's sitting there hungry as [ __ ] eats. the whole thing and then my dad goes, "Shouldn't have eaten that whole thing. That was for four people." She's like, "Oh, well." Goes on the [ __ ] trip of. a lifetime. She's on the back of the. scooter like like passed out like legit. just like in a seat like in a coma type. [ __ ] He thinks he killed her. So, he's. in the ocean dunking my mom just like. trying to bring her back to life. Nothing's happening. What does my dumb. dad do? Shoots her up with heroin to try.

and like bring her back to life. He's. like, "Oh, we need to like try and. revive her." Nothing happens like legit, but she came back to life. She just had. a great time. Yeah, she was just on Mars. and [ __ ] Dude, I love you like. nothing happened. I'm like, "Wait, wait." Cuz your mom is alive, okay, good. to know. Dude, what? That's like a. movie. Your parents should sell that for. a movie script. Yeah, they hate each other. Uh my mom. and. okay. Happy ending, not so much. The poppy. field didn't [ __ ] end well. I saw But they never did heroin again. Okay, so I saw a photo of my dad smoking. on a pipe like in the poppy field and.

his eyes like cross-eyed. And he was. just And I asked him, I was like, "What's it like?" He's just like, "Your. body just feels like warm honey and you. just feel like you're just like honey. like floating around." I was like, "That's crazy. Thank you. Never do it.". No, don't, please, don't. He He went They went back to London. They said it was the hardest like month. of their life like trying to not do. anything. Like they locked themselves in. and they were just completely fine. Like, "We'll never do it again.". Everybody listening to this podcast, do. not [ __ ] try heroin. any drugs, please. because oh my god, like I've watched Did. you ever see the Timothy Chalamet movie. he did with like.

Oh my god, it was so good. He was like. he was like a real life story, not him. being addicted to heroin, but like I. don't know, it was a good movie, go. watch it. I don't even know what it's. called, okay? [ __ ] Anyways, I'm thrown. off cuz we're talking about heroin and. Call Her Daddy. The moral of the story, [ __ ] I'm trying to wrap my head around. this. Nobody do drugs. Do not do drugs. It's so [ __ ] No, you can do drugs. No, you can't do drugs. But don't do. [ __ ] heroin. Don't do any You'll [ __ ] your life up. You will. Like [ __ ] losers, don't do. it, don't do it. Your parents, [ __ ] you. parent. No. Okay, so but you have tried.

cocaine. I My experience with coke, everyone's. like, "What the [ __ ] are you guys. talking about this?" Well, it was a. spring break episode and people were. like, "Never have I ever like done coke. off like a the asshole." And I was like, "Okay, like I've never really talked. about dabbling with drugs." And I think. people are probably like, "Oh, that. girl's a coke addict." Because I talk so. [ __ ] fast and I always have so You. probably thought that when YOU MET ME, THOUGH. SO, THE TRUTH IS is the first time I. tried coke I was like, uh cool, but like. I was like the coke drip it down your. throat, like the taste. I was like, I. actually feel like I am so energetic. I.

don't need that [ __ ] But, my worst. experience was. I had did not know what ketamine was. Oh. god. Okay. Oh [ __ ]. told this to anyone. rabbit hole. Let's go. Okay, so I did not know what ketamine. was and I remember one of my old. roommates would always talk about like a. K hole and I was like, "What is a K hole. and like what is ketamine?". Yeah. And so, she would dabble in. ketamine and cocaine a lot and I was. just like I just am not interested, but. like totally do you, but also like.

you're kind of scary when you're on it. And so, I remember her saying like a K. hole. Ketamine is like horse tranquilizer. [ __ ] bad. And so, when you go into a K hole, you. literally cannot move your body. You. cannot speak, basically. You're just. like out for the count. Okay. Also, if you're listening, please. do not do uh ketamine. Last Last thing. you should ever do. Like that shit's. actually [ __ ] Yeah, it made me like. feel I couldn't It was hard to have a. relationship with that person with how. much they were using it. It was like, "Whoa." And so, and she would always be. in K holes and like it was just awful. So, anyways, so I'm uh I'm like.

reconnecting with an ex in New York. City. And this was like a couple years. ago. And um I'm at Casablanca, if anyone. in New York, shout out like Casablanca. was like this place. And so, the bouncer. was like like friends with my ex and. they were like, "Yeah, come downstairs. like we have coke." And like I will do. coke if it's like one of those nights. that like it's like New Year's Eve or. like like a very specific moment. Like. I'm not doing coke every weekend. Like I. don't need it. I don't give a [ __ ] about. it. Yep. So, I'm like, "All right, whatever. Everyone's about to do it. I'll go downstairs." So, we're. downstairs and they're they have like a. metal straw. And I'm like, "Okay, like.

professionals." And this dude is like, "Here you go. Take two bumps like one in. each nostril. Like you'll be good to. go." And so I watched my ex do it and. I'm like, I don't like I don't even. really need this, but like okay, fine, [ __ ] it. Like I'm not going to be a. [ __ ] which in hindsight saying that. like if you are like I'm not going to be. a [ __ ] then don't do it. Cuz that's. like what what? What do you mean? You're. trying to prove what are you trying to. do? Yeah. who? So I was like [ __ ] up like. whatever. And half the time coke will. like almost sober you up in a strange. way that I was like, all right, like. it's the end of the night, whatever. I. take one hit in my left nostril and I. remember being like,

Huh? I don't know. So a little weird, a little weird. The. guy's like, here, put it in your right. nostril. So here you go, like take two. And I was kind of like and there was so. much in the straw. Wow. I take another hit in my right. nostril. I don't even make it up the stairs and I. am like I grab my ex's bicep and I'm. like, that was not cocaine. Like there's. no [ __ ] way that was coke. Like that. was enough for like to be coke that was. a lot. It was ketamine. So to take that. much ketamine in two [ __ ] nostrils up. my nose.

I get upstairs and Casablanca's like. this like underground type of place and. I'm on I'm like literally out of my mind. sitting there. I can't my body cannot. move. I feel 1,100 lb like terrified. And every I'm paranoid and I can't move. my body and I can't speak and I want to. articulate like I want to leave, but a. part of me also didn't want to leave. because like to the thought of going. home to a quiet apartment was even more. terrifying. to like be kind of in that environment. was like I was the worst night of my. life. I just remember being like, don't.

ever do [ __ ] ketamine. It's the worst [ __ ] thing. try if you're trying it for the first. time and you're around someone say your. friend is like judging you, be away from. those people. Like you need to be that. comfortable. Like if if you're. like we're not preaching anything, but. if you are in a position where [ __ ] like. that may happen, don't be around someone. that's going to judge you and feel like. it's like make you feel out of place. because that's the [ __ ] worst. That. makes it worse than anything when you're. like with someone that's just like legit. saying, oh, what are you doing? Yeah. Do more like do more like what are you a. [ __ ] Yeah. And.

anyone. younger that's listening that is like. hasn't done any of this and you're like, oh should I try it? Don't try it. I'm. literally sitting here telling you if I. had to go my entire life with either. drinking and doing drugs or not doing it. ever again, I would pick not doing it. again. It's not even that worth it. I'm. not sitting here like, yeah, like so. amazing. Not worth it. why I've been like so so clean like cold. turkey from everything cuz there's just. like. there's just no point. And also like I. was looking at the scene in like Miami. and like LA like who goes out, who does. all this [ __ ] No one's millionaires. Like none of these people are ever going. to be like millionaires or like change. the world or be positive. So I'm like.

[ __ ] I need to pull the [ __ ] away from. that because that's not going to benefit. anyone, especially myself. I love that. you're saying that cuz I feel like we've. had our like fun moments of talking. We're talking about spring break. I know. I know like people are like, whoa, I feel like I'm like don't Are we. romanticizing it? No, I think it's good. to talk about it but like it is crazy. because I feel like you're right, Harry, like going through college and not doing. it and watching other kids like doing. all crazy [ __ ] I was like, oh damn, like I am kind of almost happy that I'm. like put in this little bubble that I.

Yeah. for four years cuz it like. protected me. And then once I got out of. the world it felt weird to not have like. a structured life. I also agree with you. like I'm trying to be rich as [ __ ] I'm. trying to make my [ __ ] money. I want. to be the biggest podcaster in the. world. I want to like keep building this. brand. Like I want to be so successful. And to do so you can have nights where. you enjoy yourself but to be constantly. putting your body through that like. mornings when you want to like wake up. on a Monday but you were [ __ ] up on a. Sunday. I'm like, what? Yeah, it's so.

And especially like I found that like I. disconnected from myself. Like now that. I've been like completely sober and like. back in my. in my body and in my head like I. realized it like [ __ ] I was seriously. pulling like ripping my like soul out of. my body by like just getting [ __ ] up. and like Cuz don't you think you kind of. go numb and you go in a cycle of like. you drank and then you like do whatever. work you have whether that you're going. like 9 to 5 or whatever the [ __ ] you're. doing and then you just go back to. raging and you never have enough time to. be like I'm going to like take care of. myself. Like want to work out today. Like I want to like eat good today. Oh, that's so true.

Save that money, go on a holiday, go on. a grocery shopping, and just get. fingered by some dude on a beach. So. Do once a year big trip, go for it, instead of every [ __ ] weekend. Like. going to your stupid brunches. Like like. trying to get [ __ ]. how good an Italian [ __ ] sausage. would be between your buns. Oh, like save up. Save up for the. Italian high quality sausage, and not. the little wiener dog. Not the little. hot dog in a bun. We know what the wiener with the long. foreskin. We don't want that. The wizard. hat. Dude, the wizard hat? What? I've never heard that. My friend that my.

friend's got a foreskin. I don't know. He's like roasting him about his wizard. hat. it is? No, I say it. I'm like, "How's. your [ __ ] wizard hat?" Stop. Has he. Has he said he's had issues with like. having sex? Like growing up, like in. Australia, a lot of dudes still have. foreskins. Like it's a big deal. your parents decide Or are you. circumcised or uncircumcised? Okay. How. did your parents decide to clip you up? I actually don't know. My dad was like, "This is big enough. Let's [ __ ] take. it off.". I have like a toddler. No, no. I. actually I actually don't know. I just. think my I don't know, but I I've always. just having like this argument like.

growing up. I'm like, "Look, it's a. sleek design. It looks good. It's new. It's new age." Oh, cuz you were the odd. man out in Australia. to like yell. And now I'm like, I'm in. my [ __ ] stomping ground. I got my. army of [ __ ] circumcised brothers. And we're going against the wizard hats. That's an amazing way to look at it. Wow, so you must be so at first, like. you had to build confidence around your. penis because everyone around you wasn't. circumcised. And you were like, "What's. my shiny toy down there? Like why is he. all exposed? Like where's my little.

hood?" And then you came to America and. you said, "Oh, look at all of you. You. guys have convertibles, too." You don't. have the drip on. That's so crazy. But do you think Have. your friends said anything about like. did they think they have better sex with. it? Um I actually don't know. I just. know that he he just always says like. it's better to beat off cuz I have to. use lube. But he's just like, "Oh, I. don't need that shit." And I was like, "Look, Vic.". Okay. To each his own. [ __ ] off. Yeah. The. extra skin. Look like a [ __ ] elephant trunk. Stop. I'm getting angry. No, that's like every. girl has like different vagina. What was.

that thing trending on TikTok that was. like girls didn't know that there was. like considered an Audi and an any for a. vagina? Girls didn't know that? I guess. girls didn't know that. It was like. trending. I guess it's cuz of the. younger generation. College talk. The. girl that would. The one time my friend was [ __ ] this. girl in the living room. Right. to my room and I was like eating her up, but I was still so new to it. The fact that you were double dipping. together. My boy. Truth. Friendship. goals. But he goes God. But I was cuz I. didn't know what I was doing and I. remember like I was very scared and like.

nervous and I went down there and I was. like licking away and she goes, "Hold. up. You're not hitting it." Puts her finger. down. by her flap and I looked at it and she. just goes. "Flip." Flips over this like sail of. skin. What? That's only so weird. To the side and then I was like Do that. again. I was like. Do that again. It was like ASMR in my. ear. But I was like, "Oh, there it is." It. looked like a [ __ ] robot before. Wow.

Yeah. See, that's the thing. Girls like. I remember one of my friends had said. like, "I think I want to get. labiaplasty.". Nah, more to suck on. Come on. Thank. you. I was like if if that's the case, who gives a [ __ ] Who cares? It's a vagina. Yeah, it's doing its thing. Yeah, so any girl that's considering if. you are That Here we go. Just clarify. like you don't give a [ __ ] No. what. looks like. I don't care. As long as it. tastes and smells good, we're chilling. I'll be down there like licking, sucking, eating away, having a [ __ ]. merry old time. Like whatever's down.

there, you're taking into your mouth. You're not picking like, "Oh, there's an. extra part here." You don't give a [ __ ]. I'm not looking I'm looking up at you. with my [ __ ] hand around your neck to. make sure you're having a good time. Oh, that's nice. That's nice. You're so generous. I have so many. questions from the daddy Gang that I'm. excited cuz when I asked them to write. in questions like some of these are. [ __ ] good. So, we need your man. advice. Oh, [ __ ] Okay. So, Mhm. a lot of girls It was actually Daddy. Gang it was sad cuz I saw a lot of.

themes of like why do you guys ghost me. and like why is this like whatever? But. one of the questions was Do you look at. a girl's butt hole in doggy and are you. grossed out by it? Do you care if it's. shaved or not? Do men prefer bleached. [ __ ] That's a lot of questions. Wow. Do you stare at a girl's butt hole in. doggy? Uh I'm usually looking at their. waist and like their bum. Like I. Yeah, I'm looking at the whole. experience. Like I usually look what. what their head's doing. If it's up, can. I pin it down? What's going on? Sometimes I've looked down and seen like.

a little bit of hair, little bit little. bit of bum fluff down there. And I and. I'm just like, you know what? My eyes. are going up. Is that what they call it, bum fluff? That's what you call it. little bum fluff when you have a little. bum whiskers and you're just like, oh. [ __ ] The little bum whiskers. I've never That was good. No, I I did [ __ ] this chick recently and. I would pick her up and I looked down. and I was like, okay, I see I see that. I acknowledge it. It said we respect. each other. I'm not going to keep. looking at it. Got it. You you you get eye contact.

somewhere else. Like the ass cheeks, the. waist and you look away from the What. did you call it? Bum fluff? Bum. whiskers. We'll call it bum whiskers. would prefer that it's. not um. You you prefer that it's a little kept. Yeah, I I look just quick raise up. Totally. Behind the hole. Behind the. hole. But like some girls just say no. Do you. prefer a bleached [ __ ] or you don't. care? I don't care whatsoever. Like do. your thing. Yeah, just make sure that. you wipe it. Yeah, just. Cuz even if it's bleached, if you don't. wipe, THEN IT MIGHT AS WELL NOT BE.

BLEACHED. [ __ ] OKAY, SO YOU'RE NOT. CURIOUS. SO, you're not staring at her. butt hole. No. And that's the thing. Like I think. that girls get so self-conscious. Like. when you're [ __ ] doggy, like. be weird. But I feel like it's like look at my. ass. Like this is an amazing experience. Like girls, you should own it and be. like this is the hottest [ __ ]. position and you don't have to look at. his face. Like that's a great. experience. Don't be [ __ ] focused. Men love.

doggy. I always nut in doggy. Boom. So why. would men care? And even if they do look. at your [ __ ] literally my boyfriend. sometimes is like oh my god, like push. it out. Like I love your butt hole. Like. he loves my ass. Like I'm like that's. great. That's hot to me. That makes me. want to like get nastier. Yeah. So. girls, no. The answer is no. HOW. STOP. STOP. OKAY. UM if a guy flakes or bails. on plans, but always insists to.

reschedule, is he just not interested? I've given him an out a few times like. saying all good, you seem busy or like. joking calling him a flake and be like. we don't have to reschedule, but he. always insists. For context, we've been. talking for weeks and only hung out. twice now, but this keeps happening. Okay, it's still fresh as well. So you. should be top of the priority list. Like. Yeah. Usually like. Two weeks. You you should be like number. one on the priority list. He should be. making time. He's a piece of [ __ ]. going to say I think when if a guy, same.

with a girl, if you want to see a dude, you're seeing a dude. So I feel like a. lot of girls wrote this in being like. guys kept like bailing on them and then. rescheduling. Yeah. hang out. I a lot of times think too. that means he's got a main that he's. like seeing and he started talking to. you and like maybe he's like I don't. want to lose her so I'll keep. rescheduling cuz like they may actually. in their mind intend to hang out with. you that time. But every time it comes. to the time that you're supposed to hang. out, he probably is like uh I want to go. see this other [ __ ] Or he's just too. tired cuz he was just with the other.

[ __ ] and he doesn't want to see you. Legit like I Here's the thing, I had a. girlfriend in Australia and I made her. my top priority when I first moved to. LA. Flew her out, made sure that we. could see each other like every other. week. So, like If you want it, you can. If you want it, you'll get it. Like. that's the thing. Like if he's like. there's no like there's no excuse for. hang like everyone has Beyoncé has 24. hours in a day. You think she's not. hanging out with Jay-Z? Come on, you. sausage. Well, Jay-Z cheated on Beyoncé. Well, I DON'T I DON'T. YEAH, AND SO JAY-Z LITERALLY CHEATED ON. BEYONCé. THAT. but Harry, I REMEMBER I REMEMBER last.

time the girl that you were talking to. in LA. Her loss. HER LOSS. BUT I. REMEMBER you being like she's the type. of girl that I'm finding myself. Like. there are people that you will literally. make time for. Like you're in a business. meeting on Zoom. You will look down. under the table, quickly send a text. like thinking of you in the middle of. the most important Zoom of your life. If. they don't care about you, they're not. even texting you when they get up for. their [ __ ] lunch break. Like you can. make it happen if you want to make it. happen. Exactly. So, that's that. That's that. [ __ ] that guy. He can take. a hike. We've been seeing each other for. 6 months exclusively, sex, dates, etc.

He says that he's not ready for a. relationship. So, I was trying to give him some time. to get there. But at this. Stop. Let me finish. But at this point, I feel like he should. know whether or not he wants to be. long-term with me. He's told his mom. about me even, yet I'm not his. girlfriend. What should I do? I'm. confused and frustrated. months. Six [ __ ] months. I'm going. red. Again. Why am I so red on this? Six.

[ __ ] months. Six months and he's he told No, he told. you mom. He told his mom about you. I. literally tell my mom about a guy the. minute I match with him on a dating app, the minute I start talking to a dude. Every My mom knows everyone. You're not. special. Dude, it's sad. No, it's sad. Six months. If he's if he's legit not. putting out a [ __ ] ring pop on it at. 6 months, you are one of a handful. You. are one of many. You are another notch. You are a notch. And and you got to. recognize you're a notch. And you got to.

lean into knowing that. The fact that he. is telling you he's not like. [ __ ] the restaurant. Oh my god, now that. rubbed me the. Seriously, oh seriously, HERE WE GO. WE'RE GETTING ANGRY. Stahli gang, when. you're ever in a situation where you're. like. he said he's not ready for a. relationship. When a man is obsessed. with you, he will want to skip the. relationship and be like, "I'm ready to. get married.". Yeah. It's like, you got to get out. [ __ ] run through raw. You need to go. Um, tips on how to play with the balls. during a [ __ ] from your experience.

What's your favorite? I was thinking about this the other day. Awesome. So, anyway, this is guy I was. sucking my dick, and the weirdest [ __ ]. was is she put her palm of her hand and. was like, "Okay, ladies, if you're. listening, our balls can actually go. back inside us. So, don't do that. Um, if you're if you're giving us head, don't put the palm of your hand and and. apply pressure like that cuz they'll go. inside, and I'll see it pop up beside my. dick, and I'll freak out cuz that shit's. [ __ ] terrifying when you see your. nuts beside your [ __ ] Like, it's It's. just It's gross. IT HURTS. IT'S NOT FUN.

WE DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. SO, she pushed up. Yeah, and she and I was like, I grabbed. her wrist. I was like, "Yo, Yo, lay it. down. Yeah. cowboy. Come on. So, wow, so she was. pushing up. Yeah, so And we When a girl. does that though, like, I feel like. girls are so nervous to do something. wrong. Like, oh my god, I'm too nervous. to even touch the balls because what if. I do that? And then it's like he's. unattractive to me and like I [ __ ] up. Like, what are you. takes a bit of communication. I think. like obviously like giving head and then. like taking a break when like when.

there's all the saliva on there like. beating you up while sucking nuts. Insane. Great. Uh, nut crate like it's. always good to like. nuts aren't a thing that like you really. care about, but like if you hold them or. just like cradle them like a a newborn. child. fun. Yeah, like just to even like put a. little bit of um like holding them like. little baby eggs. Yeah, don't put your nails in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like just in like a. little scooper, and you just let them. plop there, and you can like put Yeah. Yes. Two little baby birds together, and. then you just kind of like pull like.

pull them together a little bit and just. hold them there. And you can like maybe. move it around a little bit. Like you. don't need to do much. Some guys. obviously like a little bit more. aggressive, but you're saying just as. first starters girls literally take your. hand and just cup them. Acknowledge that they're there. Yeah, like let them into the party. in saliva. They're having a Jacuzzi. Yes. And you could almost take your your. thumb girls if you want to get a little. crazier and just lightly just start then. rubbing one in the other. But that's. like we're just That's advanced. Yeah. Oh, but that's not that it's very very. easy girls. Like one is on the dick, one.

is around the balls, and a light thumb. action and that's all you have to do. That single-handedly could just like. bring your [ __ ] game up a little bit, right? Just to acknowledge the balls are. there. They want to come to the party, too. They they hang out. And like they don't. need to be the attention. They're not. going to be the star, but they want to. be. singers. Boom. Yeah, they just. backup singers need a little bit of. light. need to sing a little bit. That was so helpful. Okay, here we go. Yes. I am hooking.

Oh wait, do I notice Oh, do you care if. girls shave their vagina not shave their. vagina? Um. Yeah, for sure. Like. like if you've got a [ __ ] forest down. there, if it's the Amazon, come on, sis. Yeah, like you're like like I just want. to get to the [ __ ]. Well, the thing is like I love eating. [ __ ] and if there's hair in the way. like that scares me. Like I don't want. to floss my teeth. Like I'm trying to go. down there and like find the [ __ ] Like. it's already a [ __ ] mission. Like. we're going down there and we're digging. in. care if there's a little landing strip? cute. That's cute, right? Yeah, just don't have it on your. [ __ ].

Just make sure it's in the right area. down there and it's not on your ass. Okay, that's fair. I think sometimes. like a landing strip I agree can be. cute, but then like the rest can be. shaved. I agree. Um what is an ex. What is an acceptable way to not. swallow? It It me to say that, too, cuz that's. against what I believe in and my. religion, but I I understand there are. some girls that are like, "I just. Honey, did you say religion? My. religion. It's what I birthed this.

podcast on. spit my [ __ ] back on me. She's like, "Gross. How do you like it?" And I'm. like, "I can't control it." You're like, "My babies.". Yeah, I felt I felt like a little [ __ ]. I was laying there, I was like, Oh my. god. Naked, like flailing around with my. [ __ ] And I was like, "My [ __ ] all over. me." I was like, "Why would you do. that?". You were like a girl and you're like, "Cum all over our tits." We Did you So, have you So, you've had girls though not. swallow? but I Yeah, so the What's like a like a. If you had to say, A classy way this.

this girl actually did uh. she took it not like a champion in her. mouth and she just nodded at me, got up, went to the bathroom, and I I think she. washed her mouth out with like water. Okay. And then I did it like that. And I. was like fine with it, but You wouldn't. prefer it. I don't like Here's the. thing. I don't give a [ __ ] Like I'm a. freak. Like if I know it's not in your. mouth, I'll kiss you. Right. care. I don't. I want to see what I taste like. Yeah, it's like, "What?". Yeah, I want to make sure I don't taste. like [ __ ] sour Skittles. Yeah. Just like double-checking your.

diet at the same time. Like, "Perfect. I'm like, now also, can I double-check. I'm like on the right regimen?". Yeah, let me just put my finger in my. mouth. Like, let me just get a quick. swab. SO, YOU OKAY, that's There you go, girls. If you don't want to swallow, the. best way And that's what I would think. is like, keep it in your mouth, run to. the bath Not run, like. book it to the bathroom. LIKE, "FUCK.". NO, YOU can just like kind of make your. way to the bathroom. But if he's a [ __ ]. boy, spit it on his face. Absolutely. Literally dribble it all over his body. and then get the last bit right in his.

hair. Like, "Peace, [ __ ] That [ __ ]. [ __ ] sucked. You don't even know. where my [ __ ] is. I didn't even [ __ ]. Goodbye." That's actually That's great. That's That's good advice. Okay, do you. ever [ __ ] when you're like coming and. you're jerking off, do you think of. someone specific? Yes, always. I wait. I'm in in weirdest. mode with this [ __ ] right now. Wait, my. roommate Lauren was just telling me. about this. She was like, "Every single. time I masturbate, I. as I'm like climaxing in the moment, I. think like my brain like shoots to. someone." And she's like, "Sometimes. it's been like weird revelations. I like.

immediately think of like someone that I. work with. I'm like, what the fuck?" But. like she thinks of people. I legit like as soon as I got on that. bus, I could think about but usually. like I'll be watching porn. Got it. like I'm imagining it's with someone. That's what this guy said. He was like, "I'll either be scrolling through porn. or like going through Reddit NSFW. gifts." Yeah. And I that's that's good. Oh, that's good. Yeah, this is actually me. I wrote this. in. This is me. Dude, I'm like NSFW gifts. You're like, "Harry?" I'm like, "Oh, yeah, I wrote.

that in cuz I want to talk about it.". Okay, so and then he was like, "And then. I'll Oh, she He said, 'Then I open. Instagram to a picture of a girl right. as I'm about to come. Have you heard of. this before? I'm the only one who does. this.' So no, Harry, that's normal. You. don't pull up their Instagram. You don't. pull up their Instagram. I don't like I'm not I'm not I'm not No, I'm usually like in the moment. You. think of someone. Or yeah, or just like I don't know like. if I've got old videos Oh, no, that's. normal. Old videos. But just thinking. about that person and Have you ever had. a girlfriend and while you're jerking. off thought of a different girl? Yeah. Okay. All the time. Totally. Harry.

Wait, I didn't say Harry. Harry. Harry. Remember I kept calling. you Harry Potter last week? Yes. Wait, so what are you So you have a. podcast? Yes. You should come on it. I didn't. even figure out what we need to talk. about though. I know. We talk about like everything. like 24/7. I didn't expose you. I just exposed a. fact. I know. Oh my god. I know I don't really. go on that many podcasts. But I do kind. of like going on other people's podcasts. cuz I feel like I can like chill not not. have to be a host. Hosting is kind of. hard sometimes. But I'm trying to get. used to it. So you have a your new. podcast. Yeah, it's so much fun with Abby. We're. vibing. Tap In with Harry Jowsey. It's.

so good. What can we find it on? Everything? Yeah, he's I don't know. He's doing it. Yeah, we got Tana out. It just comes out. Wednesday. So Tana will be out Tuesday. Yeah, And trying to do it every Tuesday. Oh, every Tuesday? Oh, that's kind of. fun. Yeah, it's it's doing really well. We So, we're top 50 trending. Top 20. Top 20 now? Wow. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, we're doing the most. How um how are all. your other ventures doing? You weren't. you telling me you were doing like tech. and like. Yeah, we're doing the most. Like we're. we're very busy, but I'm trying to get. this boxing [ __ ] right now. I just. called out Jake. Dude, what? I know,

it's so bad. That's That's why I can't. have a girlfriend as well cuz he will. [ __ ] them. And then I'll be upset. If Jake. If Jake Paul finds out who you're. dating, he will literally eat your inner. guts tomorrow. Dude, watch. I swear to. God. I'm blocking every girl. Someone in. this room is probably a rat before I. release this. Whoever you've been. [ __ ] he's about to start [ __ ] her. tomorrow. He actually did DM her. Like not like a. like a while ago now. I can't wait to ask you off camera who. it is. Okay, wait. So, you're doing well. with your life. Tell the Daddy Gang you.

love them. I love you guys. Thank you so. much for all the nudes last time. That. was crazy. Oh, I forgot. so horny. I was like I can't reply to. the Daddy Gang cuz I would like Cuz I'll. I'll get myself in a scandal. Dude, wait. You. I get myself in a scandal. And Alex was like, "You can't come back. on cuz you [ __ ] the Daddy Gang." Did I. tell them to send you nudes last time? No, I You did it and then they started. sending me nudes like crazy and then I. sent you like a message like, "Hey, they're sending me nudes." And then you. posted on your story and then it just. [ __ ] doubled down. Like every minute. like 10 pairs of titties and I was like,

"Holy shit." Like legit just like. Daddy Gang knows how to do it. They're. fire. Daddy Gang, I love you guys. great. That's really exciting for you. good. Um Harry Jowsey, thank you so much for. coming on. You are a fan favorite now. At first when you came on, people were. like, "Why the fuck?". Yeah. And then when that first episode. we ever did, yeah, totally. Well, I. still do, but I think that you've really. turned a corner and I I do love you and. I think that you are such a personality. And I love having you on here. Oh, I. love you, too. This is so good. Thank.

you so much for having me again. Thank. you, Harry. Aw. Harry, THAT WAS GREAT. I WAS LIKE starting to sweat. Dude, know. halfway through I was like,