Harry Jowsey: From F*ckboy to Marriage Material (Full Episode)

What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your. founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call. Her Daddy. WHAT? I. FORGOT HOW. TALL YOU ARE. OH MY GOD. WAIT, I FORGOT HOW TALL YOU ARE. OH MY GOD, WAIT. WAIT, WHAT? >> SIT DOWN, WE'RE JUST STARTING. >> doing it? We are so tall.

Oh, I always forget. WAIT, LET'S GO. WHAT UP? WAIT, CAN WE CHECK THAT THE. CAMERA LIKE even fits you? You're the. tallest person I've ever had on the. podcast. So excited. Harry, I mean you smell great. Oh, oh, gum. Oh, uh no, Does it look good? Is his head in the. frame? UH HI. OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO START. CRYING. I haven't seen you in so long. >> was okay. I swear to god, I was tearing.

up for the past week. Stop, you're. lying. My heart is racing. No, Harry. Okay, Harry Jowsey, welcome to Call Her. Daddy. Oh. It has been too long. Isn't it kind of crazy how like both of. our lives have like gotten bigger and. like crazier and like where we were when. we first podcasted together? >> Like, right? It's kind of crazy. >> Oh my I was thinking about it on the. like the last week and I was like, "Holy [ __ ] to be a friend and a fan and.

to see like you blossom and like how. what this has turned into.". Like, I was just like, "Damn, like if. there's one person that motivates me.". Not trying to kiss your bum. >> No, I feel the same way about you. >> But it's just like, ah, no, you shut the. [ __ ] UP. I I LITERALLY WATCH CALL HER. DADDY AND I LIKE I like watch your. stories like a proud like friend. Cuz. I'm just like I'm just so proud of you. >> I like I'm just like, "Dude, I see all. these amazing guests.". I'm like, "What Alex? We made it.

No, you know what's also crazy that I. was thinking about this. >> Mhm. But for guest of the show, like you. have come on three times and only. >> special? >> I That's what I was going to say. Like. why do I keep coming back, Harry? I. think cuz like we like love each other. and we have this like good vibe and like. Oh, and it's almost like now we have to. like catch up all the time and just like. check in. This is so crazy. >> Did I hear that you just like drove a. Lambo up here? What up, [ __ ]. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm not living in a house like this. >> Hold on. Hold on. I don't live here.

Wait, I So you just bought this? Just. the house? >> It's like my studio. You have a whole house as a studio? Because like when it's celebrities are. coming, I don't want them to like go to. like a corporate office and like go past. like a security guard and have to go up. to like the elevators. Like it's more. intimate that they can come into my. house and like go. >> the backyard. If you want to swim later, go swim. Like We can do it all today. Holy [ __ ]. >> TO HAVE YOU. HOLY [ __ ]. >> BUT IT'S A I just want to say it's an. orange Lambo. Harry. >> I ordered it like like maybe it two.

years ago. Okay, so you didn't just rent. it for today? >> No. I was I was thinking that like Alex. thinks I'm going to like rent it. But. like if you go inside it, like it smells. like dog like Bruce like slobbered. everywhere. Like So it's like lived in. Oh, it's destroyed. Wow, an orange. Lambo. Like Harry, like are you stocking. up on your money over there? >> I've I've tried. I'm spending all of it. No, Harry. We need to get you a. financial advisor. Let's be smart. >> so sassy. I'm like, let me just [ __ ]. buy it. Like [ __ ] you. You're kind of. like a lady. Like you're. >> I am. I'm like, yo, like I could die. tomorrow. Like let me get like let's go.

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>> you just you're so tall and like manly. and I don't know. I feel like you have. like you're 35 with like kids and a. family. Like, no. I don't know. You would know. if you had kids. They'd be coming for. the Lambo. >> Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So, no kids yet. N- No. Okay. I was I was excited for a. little bit. There was something that I. was like, "Ah, like this could be the. one. >> Mhm. And then like no. >> No. No, this is not the one. Harry, no. I know. I know. It was so. silly. But like I was at a point where. actually last time we saw each other I.

was just like. >> You were like dating Julia, bro. And then Jake Paul stole her. I know. Like and that feels like ages ago. >> crazy. So I was you got me at my worst. Oh, okay. And now like I think I was. just like okay, cool. Like I don't want. to have like sex with everyone anymore. Well, not like I was having sex with. everyone. There's still people that I. missed. But anyway, looks me in the eyes. There's some people that I missed, he.

said. Like a couple stragglers I didn't. get to insert inside of us. >> No, but I was just like oh, I just want. to have sex with people that like. I love and I care about cuz sex is just. so much better when you care. Like one. night stands and whatever else. And then. I stopped drinking. Mhm. And now I'm drinking again. Should we be drinking right now? >> want to drink? >> I didn't know cuz I was like okay, wait, let's talk about that for a second. You. stopped drinking for how long? 13. months. Okay. And and why did you start. drinking again? Okay, so it was after.

Coachella last year. I was like, you know, after a festival. you like [ __ ] up in bed for like 2. weeks. I was destroyed. And I was like, you know what? I'm not. going to drink till my birthday. And. then I didn't I didn't do the math on. it. And then it was like 2 months in my. friends like come out, let's get [ __ ]. up. I was like oh no, I told myself that. I was going to wait till. my birthday. And then it got to like 13. months. I'm like dude, what is wrong. with me? So you were like you were done. with drinking. Yeah. And then what did. you do for your birthday? Uh I was. I was so embarrassing. So all my friends.

like flew in and then, you know, the. bender started. And it was just like. bad news. And we went to Cabo and like. I could show you some stuff off camera. It was. [ __ ] up. Like. >> Like what? Like what were you up to? >> No. Come on. Just give us a little like. No, we were just like. There was like no one in the clubs and. we're just like getting naked, like. throwing money everywhere. Like the. people that we were with just taking. their clothes off and then we were. at this very expensive hotel and we're.

stealing like the fire hydrants and like. spraying each other. >> Mhm. Just like classic like fun-loving. things. Like just classic Harry Jowsey. things. >> paid for the fire hydrant. It's good. We. cleared it up. Yeah, we spent a lot of. money there. >> Wait, so was that the first time that. you drank in 13 months? >> Yeah. What was your tolerance like? Terrible. I had one shot and I was like. Yeah. I'm like I'm I want to have sex. I. want to get crazy. Wait, did you have. birthday sex? No.

There was like a hesitation. >> No, I didn't. No. You remember. You're blushing. You. can tell me. >> No, you just made me dance. Wait, why? >> For a while, I was like oh. I don't want to I just don't want to. hook up with anyone cuz it's just so. draining. >> Yeah. You know, you just put so much. into it. You're just such a lover. No, but I was like the next person I. date I want to marry. So I'm dating to. marry. So anyone who looks at me like if. if you. if there's if I don't see you that we're.

going to get married, I'm going to block. you. Harry, you can't do that. That is not. happening. You. No, you're like the classic thing of. like women always say like there are. guys that you're like oh my gosh, like. we were in love, but he just wasn't. ready to get married. And when men are. ready to get married, if they just find. the person on the street, that's their. wife. Like you just wake up one day and. you're like I'm ready for my wife. >> postman. I'm like dude, hey, you want to. get married? Wait. Okay, so did you have birthday. sex? Don't lie to me. Yes. >> Okay. Was it like with multiple people?

Like what are we what are we working. with? >> No, no. It was just like I woke up. I'm. I'm so sorry. What? You said sorry to. who? To the the the friend. The friend? Yeah. >> Cuz you were texting with the friend? No, no. It was just like an old fling. that decided to come back around. >> Oh, and and they went to get down in. Cabo with you? No, they didn't. Cabo was. so it was. different different yeah, school of. fish. Okay, so you went to Cabo, then at. on your actual birthday I'M SO NERVOUS. WHY? WE'VE LITERALLY talked about like.

fingers and butt holes and but you're. more of a form. >> I'm trying. I'm You're you're outfit you. feel more like an adult. >> Yeah. I feel like we're in a therapy session. I feel like I'm your therapist. >> How are you? I JUST [ __ ] UP. YOU'RE MARRIED OR YOU GETTING MARRIED? I'm getting married. >> That's crazy. >> Did you think one day we were going to. get married? >> I was so I was actually. I think I commented on it and then I had. people DM me like, I know you're. secretly angry. Like, yeah, of course. I'm angry. I'm pissed. We're good as friends.

>> No, I was like so good. If if if we ever. if in the previous Yeah. if anything. ever happened you would never talk to me. again. Right, so like it's good for you and. Clout that you're able to keep coming on. here because we've never hooked up and. we're just friends. But if had had we. had hooked up, then you wouldn't be. here. So that's also to anyone that ever. thought we hooked up, we never hooked. up. Because it yeah. Wait, why are you. being weird about the birthday sex. thing? >> No, okay. I I [ __ ] on my birthday. But. I was just like uh it was.

I don't know. I was really drunk. Okay. And I I. probably got taken advantage of. Oh, okay. Okay. But I feel like it was fun. Okay. And then and then the Cabo thing. like it was just whatever, but I was. also like. Okay. Do you feel like 26 year and like. your quarter life crisis era? Like. what's going on? >> No, I am. Like I'm yeah, I'm like I want. kids, marriage and a and a nice house. This one specifically. I want this. house. You're you're dressing the part. for like the dad. You're like my hot. dad. Yeah, you look like Wait, did you.

get more tattoos? >> No, I'm getting them removed. >> Oh. Oh, you're like cleaning it up. >> Yeah. Oh, so like we are like we're. going to have to like tone it down. today? >> NO, BRING IT UP. I'VE I'VE I'M COMING TO. SEE YOU. I WAS so excited. Let's go. crazy. >> of you. So like you look great. >> Yeah. Oh, you do? Okay, I just realized there may be some. people that listening to this that. didn't listen to our first two. I highly. recommend I wouldn't say pause this one, but just know like there's a really. beautiful progression of like Harry.

Wait, can we turn up the um air a little. bit? Getting hot. Um Harry and I started our journey. three years ago. Anyways, we've now. known each other for so long and it's. only become this annual thing almost. that we do of like But then it started. to become like we needed time for this. one cuz like now we really haven't seen. each other since The last two was a. little bit closer together. We Harry. talked about, you know, when like he's. [ __ ] girl from behind like seeing a. little bum fluff. Remember that? >> Bum whiskers. YES. I ASKED. I ASKED HARRY like does Do you like look.

cuz a lot of girls are like so terrified. like are you looking actually at my. [ __ ] when you're [ __ ] me from. behind? And Harry was like, "Well, some. like if I see the little bum whiskers. like" And I was like, "Oh, so like girls. are like should Do I have to shave my. asshole?" And you were like, "No, but. like if it's like a really bushy like. maybe like clean it out so I can like, you know, not focus on just the bum. whiskers.". >> Yeah, now that we're eating ass I don't. want to be talking on hairs, you know, I. don't want to pluck them. >> What changed for you to begin eating. ass? >> Um I did it a few times and I just got a.

you know, a bad taste in my mouth from. the whole experience. You know, with all. of it there. I'm like, you know, "Did you have curry. last night?" Cuz. I get my my tongue is spicy. But now I'm like, "You know what? I'm in. my dad era. What would a dad do?". >> Oh. A dad would eat ass. and suck toes. Oh, I got a foot fetish. OH, NOT REALLY. >> WHAT? I LOVE SUCKING TOES. HARRY, WHAT in the [ __ ] Okay, hold on.

>> I went to the ayahuasca. I've got to. develop a foot fetish from that, and. then here we are. I feel like ayahuasca. helps you like go to a different place. in life, but you just realized through. ayahuasca. I've never heard someone be. like, "I realized in that I have a. [ __ ] foot fetish." What? What? Oh. Oh. Who who's who So, you were sucking. toes for a little bit there, and you. really like it now? >> it. I'm like, yeah, I'm just like like. it if you're enjoying it, laying down. missionary, put a foot in your mouth. Oh, while you're [ __ ] them, you're.

also sucking the toes? >> Yeah, yeah, I'm not sitting there just. like, "Oh my god." Oh, yeah. Are you. making eye contact while you're [ __ ]. them sucking their toe? I'm trying not. to cuz I'm like I don't want I don't. want you to look at me. Right, cuz it's almost like you're like. kind of sucking dick, but like the big. toe. What? Shut up. Don't look at me. Look away. Yeah. Yeah. Let me enjoy my popsicle. Ciao ciao, Bella. I honestly kind of. love that for you. I think it takes a. real man to be able to eat ass, to. really be able to like put that toe in. there and like wiggle it around. I'm so.

proud of you. >> No, I'm growing up. This doesn't sound. like a like a quarter-life crisis. >> No, I have a whole wardrobe full of just. sex toys and like this big [ __ ] machine. Like, it's been fun. Wait, what what? What the I was in a relationship like a. year, so I was just like going after it. >> There was one day where we didn't a. little bit of time where we didn't see. each other for a minute, and I was like, "You know what? There's a bunch of stuff. I want to try, and you're the dance. partner, so strap her into the bed, and. then I was like I literally used. candles. She thought I was at taking a. meeting. She came in my room, she's. like, "What's going on?" I was like, "You just have to shut the [ __ ] up, and.

you're you're going to get pinned down, and you've got no choice." And did she. like it? >> it. Okay, that's great. That's good to. clarify, too. Like, when you're pinning. a woman down, LIKE PLEASE TO CLARIFY, CLARADADDY, she was loving it. Love shut. up. We previously spoke about it. Okay, good. And she's like, "Yeah, I just love. like cuz she just loved to be. dominated." So, I'm like, "Okay, well.". I think that's also really hot in. relationships where like take a little. [ __ ] initiative. I think sometimes. people forget like, hey, sometimes you. should surprise your partner with. things. I heard that you have this plan. You look great in white. Okay, are you.

good? Okay, what plan? Okay. What plan are we talking about? Okay, I heard you had a plan to be. single for 3 years. I think it was when. I broke up. with my. >> With your ex-girlfriend. >> for the first time and I was like, you. know what? I don't want to do this. anymore. I just want to focus on myself. and I'm kind of in that place right now. Okay, so is that like a hard like 3. years? It's It's more just like, everyone stay away from me unless you're. like the wife. Like unless you're the. one. You know, which is so scary. Scary. thing to say, but I'm like, I just don't.

want to [ __ ] around. I've like I've. learned enough lessons. I've learned. everything I need to learn. >> Yeah. You know, I I know what I like. I. know what I don't like. Like just stay. away from me. Am I allowed to ask cuz I. feel like I've seen certain things on. the internet where like you and your ex. like wanted to stop talking about each. other, but like do you why did you guys. know you weren't the ones for each. other? Um I think when they start to take a. fancy for other guys while you're in a. relationship. Like that that tends to like That'll do. it. >> Yeah, that will really like set you over. that line. It's just like, okay, like.

hey, actually have a boyfriend. You. shouldn't be like. bouncing on that guy. Oh, okay. So she. So you got cheated on? Yeah, kind of I. haven't really said it I haven't really. said it, but yeah. >> Why? Well, cuz I'm just like I don't. want to talk about it. Oh, okay. >> You know, I'm like But we're going to. talk about it. >> are. Call her daddy. Always gets it out of. Yeah. YOU BRING YOUR GIRLFRIEND. AND HE'S LIKE, EVERY OTHER INTERVIEW IS. ASKING you like, no, like it was a. amicable and both split. You come on. here like, I got cheated on Alex. I every like every interview they're. like, can we talk about your exes? I'm.

like, no. Like I don't want to talk. about it. Alex is like Lee, Harry, how. did you find out you were getting. cheated on? Ah, [ __ ] I think um well, LA is a. pretty small place and you seem to like. figure it out and like. there was a lot of like emotional. cheating and there was a lot of like um. cheating uh. like messaging other guys, whatever. else. And I was like, "Wow, whatever.". But I just Were you a saint? Not the. first time. Oh, you guys had two rounds? Yeah, two. rounds. Like I I wasn't like going out. of my way, but I would like other.

people's photos and. >> Okay. Is that the extent? Apparently, or. no, I would reply to some comments and. stuff like that. But like I. But we love accountability here. Like. this is good. >> No, I'll be I'll be honest. >> Like it's over. We can like open it up. now. So you in the first round of dating. your ex-girlfriend, you answered some. DMs, you were liking some girls'. pictures, you weren't being faithful in. that sense. >> like early on. I think early days, like. before we officially put like a title on. it. Like I was still messaging girls and. whatever else, which I didn't think was. a big deal. But then once things got. serious and like and I'm like, "Okay,

like I'm I'm going to marry this girl. I. want to buy us a house. I want to do all. this stuff." I was just like, "Okay, no. one else matters." And then uh yeah, it. like. second time around, like it was this. like same person as the first time that. we broke up, that we split. And I was. like, "Okay, cool. Like, dude.". Are they together now? No, no, no. He He's the. What's wrong with him? No, he's he's. like No, I can't I'll tell you after. >> Okay, so you just told me the people.

THAT'S REALLY SHOCKING. OKAY, SO SO YOU YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE. going to marry this person, but and you. were faithful towards the end also. >> Yeah, I was being I was being such an. angel. Like I was like planning our. future together and like I I don't know. I was being such a good boyfriend. I. feel like I took care every aspect of. her life, like free like house, bags, everything she needed. I got her Rolex. I got her like paid for her legal bi-. bills. >> use a Rolex. I'll take the wedding ring.

GIVE ME YOUR RELATIONSHIP. GIVE ME YOUR. RELATIONSHIP. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. OKAY, HARRY, when this. comes out though, is she going to. probably say something like you're. lying? Do Do she'll say you're lying? >> Call Her Daddy is brought to you by. Baskin-Robbins. We are in the thick of summer, Daddy. Gang, and for some of you, that may mean. a little boat session, okay? For others, maybe it's bikini season, okay? But for. me, summer is the peak of ice cream. season. There is nothing better than a.

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going to museums and going to parks and. going to the. >> Museums? the museums. I'm like, Okay. Oh. >> No, you said museums. You said it so crazy. Sorry, go go go. go. They're going to museums. WHO SAYS MUSEUM? IT'S MUSEUM. She went to the museum. What? We She She. She went to the place with. She went to the place with him that has. artifacts in it. >> Yes. Bam. But But he has never once. tried to kiss me. The only red flag I.

saw was this time when he walked me home. and I couldn't get inside my apartment. He didn't offer me to go to his place, so I had to sleep at my friend's. What. is the vibe here? Is there an age? No, but I I kind of feel like I know. what this is. Well, you go. No, okay, hold on. >> I I think my thought is. I don't think it's a red flag that he. hasn't tried to kiss you and I think in. a good way like if he didn't offer you. to come back to his place because you. were locked out of your place, I think. there's a there is a world where he's.

actually trying to be respectful and not. creepy of like come back to my place and. like I think sometimes you have to look. inward of like what vibes are you giving. off? Like I think sometimes guys aren't. going to go in for the kiss if like. you're being a little bit more reserved. Like they want to be respectful. I could. be looking at it wrong, but. >> No, no, I I'm fully in agreement cuz I. think with me like at this point in my. life, >> Yeah. I'm not trying to like take a go. home after going to the museum. like right away, but like you know, I I. could I could see that he would just. like wouldn't want to like overstep.

Like okay, he's just you guys are just. getting to know each other. Maybe there. hasn't been the right opportunity. Like. I don't remember last time I ever made. out with someone at a museum. I don't know the last time I went TO A. MUSEUM. BUT I LOVE that for a date. Like very. educational, like very chic. >> and here's the thing. I think you got a. good guy because pieces of shits I think. we spoke about this. Bad guys will just hang out with you at. night. They just want to [ __ ] you at. night. That's it. There's only night. time activities. They just want to wine, dine, get a pizza, put it in your bum. fluff. >> Yeah, like. baby girl, the daylight. Like you're.

going to like the park. You've got a. husband. You've got THE ONE. RIGHT. >> NO, I I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. I THINK if. he's not being aggressive enough, you. could also give hints and like maybe you. can make like a light joke at your next. dinner of like maybe I'll get a kiss. tonight and like something cute and. flirty to let him know you're open to it. so you give him the green light. We. sitting there did he be like, "Hmm, can. I get the cream pie?" No, Harry. No one. says that cream pie. Don't do that. DON'T DO THAT. NO ONE says that. Okay, but this is a good sign. It's a good.

sign. >> great sign and I think if you really. want to kiss him, it's so attractive if. a girl leans in and just goes for it. No. No guy's ever No guy's ever going to say. no unless it's my sister. Like. Wait. Wait. No got Oh, you're saying if. your sister tried to kiss you. Yeah, which they wouldn't. Right. >> That's my sister. Right. Your sister has. boundaries. And like the Jowsey family. isn't incestual. Unless you want to like. TALK ABOUT. NEXT QUESTION. SO MANY HEADLINES. I'M IN TROUBLE. I'M. IN TROUBLE. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU GUYS.

OKAY, NEXT ONE. NEXT ONE. I just went on. a date with a just went on a date with a. guy that I've been friends with. We've. been Snapchatting a little, which I hate. because like we're too old for that. And. he hasn't texted me since the date. Should I text him first? A grown man Snapchatting you? DO YOU. >> GET OUT! GET OUT! WAIT. WAIT. ARE you. using Snapchat? Yeah. No. Okay, hold up. We get paid on Snapchat. >> Oh, okay. Are you on the program? >> No. Get Oh, you got enough money. Leave.

it for me. No. >> Send me this content. I'm going to make. money off of it. No. No, but I I use. Snapchat because I get paid on it. And I. build a You can build a community and. But you're not messaging the girls. you're taking on dates on Snapchat. >> No. >> Here's what I will say. Some people are. stuck in their old ways and I think if. you are getting stuck on Snapchat, my. immediate response is message them back. and be like, "LOL, I don't use this app. Text me." Yeah. And then never open. their message again. That's a clear way. to be like make the person a little. insecure like, "Oh yeah, this is not.

grown [ __ ] Like let's move off of this. app." And also then you wait and if they. don't text you, goodbye. We're done. >> Yeah, gross. Like it's Get out of. Snapchat. >> A grown man on Snapchat. >> It's all good. It's all good. He. shouldn't even have Snapchat. Unless. he's Harry making money and driving. Lambos. I'd be on Snapchat. Okay, so I've been. hooking up with my best friend for. almost a year now. He was aware I had. feelings for him, but still talked to. his ex throughout in a romantic way for. sure. Last month I decided to break it. off with him, so he confessed his.

feelings for me, but said he doesn't. want to commit because he has a lot of. personal issues. He also claims he. blocked his ex. WHAT THE [ __ ] SHOULD I DO? >> A [ __ ] BREAK, GIRL. Oh my Are you. serious? Come the [ __ ] on. First off, do not [ __ ]. your best friend. That's why we've never. hooked up. Do not [ __ ] your best friend, okay?

Like it's just if you have something. special, why ruin it with for 2 minutes. of. pumping and and humping? >> pumped and humped. Now Now because she. did it, Harry, let's not make her feel. bad. She [ __ ] her best friend. Let's. talk a little bit about this. manipulation. Because what I don't like. here is it's the classic the minute she. pulls away, he's coming back at her and. he's trying to get her back, but then. right when he gets her back, he's like, "But I don't want anything serious cuz. like I have personal issues going on.". Someone that says they have personal. issues going on, absolutely you can be. having that, but if it's actually a real. connection, someone will be with you.

even while they're going through their. personal issues, I truly believe it. >> And also, if he was serious about you, the ex is never going to come back in. the picture. And no other girl is going. to be around. Like if it's legitimately. if this is your best friend and you're. like. >> Yeah. Oh, do you care if I have my feet. on the table? >> Not at all. >> Okay, cool. Those are clean ass shoes. >> they're brand new for today. >> Yeah, you rented them for today, just. like your car. Same with THE JACKET. HE'S STILL GOT THE. TAG ON HIS JACKET. You're returning all. of this. >> Yeah, that's going back to that. Even. though I need these. No, okay. But also, if it's your best.

friend, like he should love you like. through and through. And like if it's. that serious and if it's legit, I I just. think the manipulation and and to be. like, "Okay, well, I actually had. feelings for you." Because he knows that. you care, he knows that you want that. He's like dangling the carrot. >> I agree. Chop that carrot the [ __ ] out. and go find a cucumber. Yeah, like let's. switch it up. Like I don't know. Good. one. I don't know if that was good or. really bad, but like we love it. >> No, carrots are small, cucumbers are. nice. >> Huge. Yes. Eggplant that [ __ ] okay?

But I get what you're saying. I think. anytime a guy that you're starting to. talk to is convincing you that like, "Oh, I have like I'm talking to my ex.". Let's get out. Let's. >> [ __ ] out. >> move on. >> Like your ex is your ex for a reason. >> I agree. We're out. Okay, what does it. mean when guys are amazing when hanging. out in person? Connection, conversation, chemistry, but are horrible texters and. are always busy with work and barely. communicate in between hanging out. >> Means he doesn't give a [ __ ] about you. Harry. >> Sorry, I mean, uh. he um the the thing is, again, people. are busy. And I think that like.

take a bird's-eye view. Yeah. >> You know, take a bird's-eye view of like. the situation. Okay, is is. is he like got a crazy Is he working at. museums? Or is he like got a crazy busy. schedule and he can only like fit you in. a little bit of time. But again, people can text you back if they want. to. This is also a thing I would say is. it depends what age you're working with, but like I remember when I met my I hate. this word is still so weird to me, fiance. >> I know. It's a little cringe though. I. should have said partner. Like when I. met my partner.

Harry's LIKE, "I GOT TO GO.". SO WHEN I. WHEN I MET MY PARTNER, like he was like. like I don't text. Like I'll text you, but like like I want to call you. And so. I hate that. >> Oh oh, at first I was like and then. sometimes he would FaceTime me. And I. was like, "How am I like a camera?" I'm. like, "Oh.". But but but what I realized was like he. was just like busy as [ __ ] And when he. had moments to connect with me cuz he. like has a big job and he's like working. all the time. He wanted to call and talk. to me and converse with me. And I. appreciated that there was an effort.

Maybe I wanted to text a little bit more. than phone calls, but I knew it was an. effort. If this person's not giving you. anything, I think you could always say. to them, "Hey, listen. I get you're. super busy, but I would like a little. bit more communication in between. because I feel like sometimes we have. these great nights and then there's just. a dip off and we don't speak at all. >> Yeah. >> If he tries to then act like you're. crazy for wanting to speak, that's a red. flag of like you're being a little. clingy. You're just asking for some. in-between communication. >> That's good. Yeah, I think everyone's. selfish. You know, when I when you said. the FaceTime thing, I was like, "Ew,

like [ __ ] that." I've had friends that. call me and then I'm like, "Peace out.". >> Right, just text me. But, I realized. it's because I'm being selfish and I'm. not thinking about their schedule. Cuz. in that situation, I'm like, "Dude, why. are you not thinking about my schedule?". Exactly. >> because I'm a little [ __ ]. >> Yeah, exactly. I think it's good. I. think it's good to realize also like you. don't need to be texting 24/7. That's. also something that's like if you went. from a relationship where it was so. heavy in the texting, you also have to. get used to like some adult. relationships like you don't need to be. talking all day. Yeah, also yeah yeah, there's literally friendships like ours.

Yeah, we don't text. We don't. We voice note. We do. Okay, listen to. this one. My best guy friend tells me he wants to. try a relationship, but then goes out. with his ex 3 days later. He then. apologizes and said it's just as. friends, but then he goes to a baseball. game with her. I get that they have the. same friend group, but dude, move on. before you pursue me at all. Question. being, can you be friends with your ex. and move on? Um, I think being in a. it's it's kind of scary. Like being like. I'm very secure guy. Mhm. But, if my.

girl is like texting her ex and then. like, you know, in the same friend group. they're all hanging out, it would it. wouldn't make me feel comfortable. Wouldn't make me feel excited like I. wouldn't be like, "Oh, [ __ ] let's go. hang out with Big Jimmy." Like, "The one. that you told me that like has a horse. cock." Like, "Let's go." Like, I. wouldn't feel excited about that. situation. I think that in no. circumstances you should be friends with. an ex. Yeah. Yeah. If you're in a new relationship and. you're still friends with your ex, unless you have a child together and. you're trying to be amicable, that's. also a different word, amicable. You're.

not friends. Like, "We're going to like. get a drink together." And like, "No, like you've been intimate with each. other, like keep it moving. Like there's. no need for you to be friends. >> what about a one-night stand or. something of like a one-off. >> if you had a one-night stand with. someone and what you're saying then you. become friends and then you get into a. relationship and you're still friends. with that person that you like one time. had a one-night stand with? I think yeah, but you shouldn't hang out. alone just out of respect for your. partner. >> Yeah, would you tell your partner? That's it. See, that's a tough one. Oh, that's hard.

>> That's a tough one. I think I maybe if. it because I feel I'm under the. impression that the truth always comes. out. Yeah, I think I would because I. think also like if roles were reversed, I'd feel really hurt if I was in a room. with someone that my partner had [ __ ]. and I didn't know and even if it meant. nothing to either of them, I would feel. like the idiot. And you're right, if. something came out, if someone made a. joke and I'm like and then you find out. that your partner didn't tell you, that's a bigger deal than if they told. you. But you also then have to be mature. enough if your partner tells you, "Yo, I. doesn't mean anything." Then I think you.

also have to be mature enough to like be. like, "Okay, I can see this person and. be amicable with them." Yeah. Do you. know what I mean? Very mature. I call it. one-date wonder. Why go on a first date, text me, and and saying you had a great. time, so much fun, want to do it again, and then fade out? It's so hurtful and. gets my hopes up so much. Why do guys do. this? Because we don't we don't want to feel. like the bad guy. You know? Like I I want to text you, I. want to tell you it was amazing, and. then like. I just like let it fizzle out. Because. again, people are selfish and people.

just thinking about themselves. >> Yeah. And it maybe if they're they have. a good soul, they have a good heart, they they don't upset you. You know? >> I get that. I almost think though like. sometimes the like the false hope is. more hurtful than just like ghosting. I. would rather get fully ghosted than. someone being like, "I had the best time. with you." blah blah and then I'm like, "Oh, great. Let's meet up again." and. then like they keep like just put like. passing me off and I'll and like. >> out or ghost them. Yeah, but I think. what you can know is no matter what, it's hurtful, but just take it as like, "Okay, you didn't waste your time. The.

person doesn't want to go out with you. again. It's okay. It hurts, but don't. trust anything man says. Oh, this one's. sad, but it's like a classic. You can. just answer this. First date, the guy. told me he's looking for a wife. Two. months into dating, he said he's not. looking for anything serious. It was me. It was me. >> Sweetie. Yeah. Sweetie. He hates you. Like, what do we like. What do you think?

>> Say thank you. I I don't I don't know. Here's the thing, like. Look, some guys could be using that as. like a ploy to be like, you know, I'm. serious. I'm It could be a [ __ ] boy. tactic. You know, this could be like a. full like. >> He doesn't like you. >> Yeah, he's just It's just not not it. >> I think the answer is, listen. He could. have been serious saying he was looking. for a wife, and then he quickly. realized, you ain't my wife. And so now. he's like, I don't want anything. serious. The point is, he said he. doesn't want anything serious. So, you. can It doesn't matter. He could be have. lying that he wanted a wife. He wanted a. wife. It doesn't matter. He doesn't like. you. >> He sucks. Move on. Let's talk about.

nudes. Oh, yay. Do you reuse nudes, or. do you take them fresh for every girl. you send them to? Uh I think guys are. different, no? Yeah, I don't know. >> Cuz we have to fluff it up a little bit, you know, like Yeah, but like, do you. ever reuse a good a nude? >> Yeah, yeah, of course. Oh, yeah, like. you said, like, my dick was looking real. good that day. Yeah, no, no, like. >> Yeah. I don't look amazing all the time. >> Totally. >> Like, it's cold. >> Totally. >> You know? Oh, little weenie. Yeah, no, it's just. the helmet. Like, get out of here, you. bastard. And sometimes you don't want to have to.

like get it up to send the pic. >> Yeah, but okay, here's my question to. you. >> Okay. So, I was talking to this girl, Mhm. and I sent her like a nice like fun. photo, and she's like, have you used. that one on OnlyFans? And I'm like, oh, why is that an issue? And she's like, well, then it's not for me. And I was like, oh, [ __ ] I kind of get. that. I'd be like. Cuz you girls care that you're on. OnlyFans? No, not ne- No, cuz I'm like, you want to go You want to cry? You want. to go to Hawaii? Like. Like, do you want to get in the. Lamborghini or like do you want to like.

sit on the sidewalk? Like, I don't know. Harry, I love you so much. >> it's kind of crazy. It's like I was told. you didn't want to talk about OnlyFans. Can we talk about it for 2 Oh, I don't. want to talk about it, but with I there. was there was a bunch of [ __ ] I didn't. want to talk about. >> And here we are. Is it mostly men that. are consuming your content? >> 50/50. Oh. >> And yeah, I got my older ladies in. there. Older ladies. >> Yeah, shout out my moms. Yeah. >> Yeah, it's all good. So, there's women. and then My my boys. >> Yeah. >> That's great. And so, you're making. bank. We're doing okay. I could see.

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what? Then she's going to like subscribe. to like triple check it wasn't on. OnlyFans? Like, No, but I was just But, yeah. Thank god. You know who did. subscribe? My best friend's girlfriend. who is friends with my ex and and she. she showed me and this was actually one. of the saddest things that happened in. our relationship because I fully lost. trust for my best friend's girl. I love. him. Right. >> Um, but like she showed me that text. messages of her of of both of them. laughing at me. And like screenshotting. my Only Fans and all this stuff. And.

like And I just said, "Look, I'm more. just like embarrassed the fact that you. like. Well, cuz me and her had a conversation. She said, "Hey, are you posting this? Did you post that?". >> Yeah. On Only Fans. She's like, "One of. my friends said he subscribed." And I'm. like, "Yeah, okay. Well, you can just. ask me. Here's my phone. Like. >> Right. Like look at my account. >> it. And that was the biggest thing for. me. Like that would That's what really. hurt me. Like I was like sobbing cuz I'm. like, "Dude, like. none of your life is like it would be. anyway where it is without this. And. you're going to sit there and embarrass.

me behind my back and then show me the. messages of you and your friend laughing. at me and like going in. I'm like, "Dude, like. what are you like what the fuck?" When. you decided to do Only Fans, were you. nervous about people like making fun of. you? I think like in this space you're. always like nervous about And actually, if you have a [ __ ] social media. account, if you're watching this, like. I'm sure you're nervous about someone. judging you or whatever else. For me like initially I did it when I. was single, right? And then I I would do. crazy stuff. I'd post crazy stuff, whatever else. And then when I got like.

fell in love, I was like, "Oh god, like. I don't want to, you know, if she's not. okay with this, I don't want to do it. like for her." And that was where like. the judgment really set in because I. would already felt ashamed because I. didn't like she was telling me my family. condones it. They hate it. They don't. want me They don't want me to do it. Like it's embarrassing like how you. speak, how you do this stuff. Like my. family's like embarrassed. So it's like. it already like hurt me cuz I was. already like worried. And then show. her showing me the messages between her. and her best friend. >> That's really mean. Yeah, I was I was.

sitting there. I was like, "Damn, like. like. Right. You like know this is already. something that's really personal to me. and I can get like sensitive about. So. to say like to know that your own. girlfriend was like making fun of you. Yeah. >> for something that is like very. personal. And it's a decision that like. you've made and like Is your family okay. with that? No, my family loves it. Like. Are your parents subscribed? >> Yeah. Like my mom was like I want to see how. big it is. I'm like mom, you need to cut. that out. >> Mom, stop. >> Yeah, cut it out. We're we're blocking.

all of Australia from it. >> god, how long do you think you're going. to do it? Um you know what? I said I was. going to retire by the end of the year. And you're not. Well, there's a there's a. there's a lot coming up for me. Mhm. Like there's a movie coming out, there's. a bunch of like crazy shows that are. coming up. So I think by the time I finish filming. all this stuff, like should be three or. four shows. It's going to be like okay, cool. Like I don't want to Cuz I like I. I love it. Like I love connecting with. people. I love having that community. Like going on live and just not giving a.

[ __ ] Like I got the the fuckatron 4000. out. I was doing like dildo races along. the floor. Like I would like go live and. just do weird [ __ ] and like have fun. Right. >> Like I couldn't do that on TikTok. Absolutely not. Or I could. And you'd be. banned. Wow, so like that's so cute. You're like the little community I've. built. So you're and you're also making. money. So like Yeah. >> But I do feel like that's also an. industry what I've heard is like it can. get really addicting because the money. and it is kind of like you can just. quickly do it in your house and then all. of a sudden you're making money. Like.

there's it's hard to like find a day. Like why would you stop? >> Well, and it's also like scary. Like I I. feel like scared and worried for people. that like maybe are new to it and they. and they they feel like they have to. show more and more and more to make more. money and like try and keep that like. money like baseline. But it's just like. for me. I'm all about like building a community. and then the rest of it's going to like. come out, you know? Like. You're and you're you're doing. everything on there. But you didn't you. you're doing everything on there. But. okay, but you didn't have your. girlfriend on there. No, no, no way. What? But just Yeah, just do your thing.

She was No, that was the one with the. boyfriend. You know what? She. What? Say it. No, I can't Okay, that whole. Oh, whatever. What? Harry, you can't keep giving me good. [ __ ] that I can't use in a podcast. >> enemy. Your ex's biggest enemy is sending you. nudes, and that girl has a boyfriend. All these [ __ ] girls with boyfriends. just sliding into your [ __ ] DM. >> And we had the craziest sex. Wait, and you [ __ ] her? And she has a.

boyfriend? Harry. >> Well, that No. No, no. I know at some point it's not your. responsibility, but. >> Well, exactly. I'm like, >> It is though if you start dating her and. think for 2 seconds that she'll be. faithful just like your last. >> here's the thing. You lose them how you get them. Exactly. >> I figured out. >> Uh-huh. So, don't date her. >> No, but it's so much fun. Cuz she's hot. Violent, like like she's a little pick. her up and just like she's my human. pocket [ __ ]. >> Poor Where Poor Poor boyfriend, huh? Or. not, loser. Yeah, what a loser. Wait,

what a loser. I'm sure he's a great guy. I'm sure he's a great guy. Yeah, what a. [ __ ] loser. You know, you losers that. get cheated on, [ __ ] hell. Harry, um. wait, Harry. Harry. Oh, YEAH, GO. I GOT MORE STORIES. OKAY, WAIT. I didn't. realize that you sent nudes to stand out. and get accepted when you were applying. to reality shows. >> Yeah. Brilliant. How did they not send. like a cease and desist? Cuz your nudes. were that good. Well, no. So, it was just like I'm like, dude, there's so many people that are just.

like, "Hey, I live in my mom's basement. I want to be on reality TV." I was like, How do I stand out? >> Let's let big Jim and the twins hang. Like, what the [ __ ] Like, I was just. like, dude, they're going to they're. going to like they're literally. scrolling. No, no, no. [ __ ] What the. [ __ ] Okay, sure. Sure. This guy's crazy. So, you submitted Was it like a good. nude or just a literally picture of your. dick? >> Lit- No. Yeah. Just like a. Like a mirror selfie? >> "Is that a worm?".

What's going on? All right, little Jim. You got to go to. a doctor. Let's Let's call that guy up. to go to the a. No. It was a mirror selfie? >> pretty penis. Mhm. So I like. See what it look like. No, I wouldn't. know, but I can imagine. Yeah. There's Yeah, it's pretty. Circumcised, beautiful. But. it was a photo. >> Not that uncircumcised aren't. Well, okay. I I'm pretty sure we can find some ugly. ones. >> Okay. Wal-walruses. No. We don't We don't. >> We don't We don't judge, but we love a.

little. Who am I to say? I've never hooked up. with someone with AN UNCIRCUMCISED. PENIS. I'VE SEEN MY BEST FRIEND'S AND I'M LIKE, "DUDE, you got to cut that off.". He's like, "That's too late." I'm like, "That Brother, I'm telling you.". >> You know what? To each their own. He's. special. He has a little extra coverage. Whatever. Shut the [ __ ] up. Tell me the. story. You're sending nudes to reality. TV shows. Yeah, cuz I was like, "Okay,

face like everything in the mirror just. like it's me. Yeah, hurray. Like I'm I'm. locked in. I'm loaded." Cuz like again, Is this totally you? Yeah. >> Were you smiling in them? Uh I don't. know. I was probably like Yeah. Like [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. No, okay. Here's. the thing. When you're applying for. reality shows, Mhm. you you have to. think there's 10,000 other people. applying. Yeah. So like. Okay, they're going to ask you a. question. I'm going to [ __ ] lie. Like. I'm going to play up my life like it's. so crazy. Like in my interviews for.

Total Divas handle, when we're sitting there like I'd walk. in the room in my undies. And they'd be. like, "Have you got no clothes?" I was like, "Do you think I care?" Like I don't. know. They'd be like, "What?" So I'm. playing up a persona of myself because. again, I was just some little boy in New. Zealand that was just like, "What the. [ __ ] do I do? I want to make people. laugh. I want to entertain people.". >> that. >> So I was just like, "Fuck it. I'm going. to be crazy because at the end of the. day, the the more crazy I am, the. they're going to like they're going to. see dollar signs." Yeah. So I went in. and I was like, "Cock and balls out. The. whole shebang." And then in the.

interviews, I was just like talking. crazy. Like I was like, "How girls have. you like had sex with this week? I'm. like like four today. I'm like. >> Right. You're like I didn't do This. isn't happening. But. >> happening. I actually really like that. and I think that potentially now moving. forward they're going to get a lot of. people sending in nudes. Please send. them and send them to me. OH, YEAH. NO! NO! OH MY GOD, I FORGOT. I PLUGGED IT. I. PLUGGED IT. I I WAS WAITING FOR THE. CHANCE TO PLUG IT TODAY. SEND ME NUDES. OKAY, let's tell them Okay, so the first. ever podcast The first ever podcast that.

Harry and I did, we were like joking and. I was like oh my god DaddyGang like send. Harry nudes. Like it was a joke. >> And like Harry literally texted me after. and was like Alex, like my DMs like I'm. getting so many nudes. >> legitimately had like 10,000 like nudes. in like 30 seconds. Like it was [ __ ]. up. >> like Harry, like I'm like where are you. coming from? And like thank you. Like it. was insane. >> getting that text and being like thanks. so much for a great experience. Also. like I have so many nudes in my DMs. Like thank you. Like you're an angel. Great work. Great working with you. Send.

them now. [ __ ] You have enough. >> Yeah, I got enough. Please don't. Please. don't. Have you ever sent a picture one. of those pictures where like you have an. object next to your dick for size. reference? You know? Um. I think. Yeah, I think like a pencil. I don't. know. A baseball bat? Yeah, an. asparagus. I was like yeah. Yeah, no I think a truck. Yeah. >> Wait, like a guy usually like a like a. remote control. Like what's the point of. that? >> I feel I feel like that's if you have. like 8 9 in. Right. You're like really.

trying to show it off. >> Yeah, I'm like dude, but also it's just. like no one's looking at it like. woo. You're like oh [ __ ] I'm going to. be sore. You know? I like big dicks are. really scary. Yeah. Like I don't like. those. Terrifying. >> Yuck. Um okay, we're going to go We're. going to play turn offs or turn on. Tell. me if this is a turn off or a turn on. >> Okay. Nipple piercings. Turn on. Being choked. Turn off. Like I would love to choke, but if you choke me, I'm I'm going to. get the [ __ ] out of there. Okay. Um shy.

girls. Shy girls usually freaky as [ __ ] so. it's a turn on. Full bush. Uh I've had it once and like. >> Once? No. >> really clean up for you, hairy. Yeah, I. was I was surprised. Yeah. And you still I still went down on. her, but I was just like [ __ ] like. Yeah. It was like a little wild animal. Where is it? Where is it? It's like that's the [ __ ] No, oh wait, that's like a hairball of Yeah, yeah. It. was like a little wild animal. Is that. food? Is that crust? No, okay, I don't. The thing is a little wild don't care,

but like it's just it's harder for me to. eat you out and I love to do that. So. like. >> it trimmed a little bit. Yeah, [ __ ]. clean it up. Oh, I had toe sucking on. the last. Well, we know where he's going. on that one. How do you feel when girls wear. oversized clothing? Sexy. Oh, okay. >> Yeah, I think it's kind of fun cuz like. what's underneath? A little Loch Ness. monster? What do you got under there? A bush? Anal fingering. For me? Yeah. Uh no, never never had it done. So I. can't speak on it. What? I'm just too afraid. I'm like I I know.

what comes out of that thing. >> You're not letting anyone near your bum. hole? Uh I think I actually got ate on. the weekend. >> On my birthday, but I don't remember cuz. I was really drunk. Yeah, but like you. clearly remember. You're like, "I don't. remember, but I actually may have like. put her out head down there and she was. like eating my ass." I'm like, "But. >> No, yeah, it was pretty Yeah, she was. trying everything. Wait, what? So you're. not letting anyone do ass play to you? No, not yet cuz I'm just like it's I'm. not When you find wifey, you're going to. want that. Your life is going to change. Yeah, but I put a finger around there. I'm like, "Oh, you know, it's scary.". >> you can't you can't do it yourself. You.

have to have a partner do it. >> Oh, okay. Well, yeah, I was going to say. like it was like me in the shower. confused in the corner. You're like, "THAT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD.". WHAT IS THAT? AND IT COMES OUT AND YOU'RE LIKE, "NO, OH MY GOD, IT'S INFECTED. NO, I swear. you'll like it. You'll get there one. day. >> Okay. Um okay. Filming yourselves having sex. I think. it's kind of sexy. Yeah. Yeah. But have you ever had an. issue of like, "Oh, we filmed it." and. then like people being like, "Delete. it.". >> Um I I had a this girl where she was.

like, "Yeah, film it. Film it." and then. when I fell asleep, she was trying to. like send it to her phone. >> Oh, no. >> And cuz I was like, "Hey, like um I. don't want that on your phone. Like I. also we just started seeing each other. Like I don't really trust it. I'm like, "If we were dating, sure." Yeah, no. But. like I just was like, "Yeah, I don't I. don't want that out there." And but the. thing is the reason why it made me feel. weird is cuz. like if we had the conversation when. we're when we're awake, but the reason. why it was weird was because I was. asleep. Uh very creepy. And then you. woke up and you saw her doing that. >> I woke up to my phone in my face like. her trying to unlock it. And I was like, "What are you doing?".

And she's like, "I I want this video.". I'm like, "Dude, [ __ ] off." And I was. like, "All right, look. While we're. here, let's delete it." Yeah, delete it. Delete it from recently. Delete it. Got. got rid of it cuz I was like, "You're. scary." You hear about those horror. stories of like people trying to like. put the face locator on your face, but. like so you've had that happen before. People try to open your phone through. your face. And you literally like. And then it opened. Isn't that weird like you can kind of. tell when someone's like looking at you. when you're sleeping? Yeah, okay, that's. sad. Um how about butt plugs? Yeah, love. them. Okay. Not for me, but for ghosts. >> Whips? Yeah, sure.

>> Oh. Whips are just like whatever. Talking during sex? >> So good. >> Mhm. I say some crazy [ __ ]. >> Mhm. Yeah. >> Do you not like if a girl's mute? I love it when you talk or like indicate. what's working for you. Right. Like that. feels so good. Like Yeah, not everyone's. like the the same the same like setup, you know? Like you you want to make sure. that you know, some girls like I my. friend was saying he was [ __ ] this. girl in the ass and she squirted from in. her like out of her ass not out of her. ass, but like from getting [ __ ] in the. ass. >> Oh. So like some girls like that, some.

girls like it only been on the [ __ ]. some girls like G-spot. So it's like you. tell me how I can best service you cuz I. know that this is going to be done in. minutes. So. Right. Like I know what I works for me, so you tell me. All I have to do is put. the tip in and we're good. But like for. you, I know you're. >> Wait, we're a little bit more complex. >> Yeah, like a Da Vinci code. I have to. sit there and like do a Rubik's Cube on. your [ __ ]. >> Yeah, so like help me out so we can get. there faster. >> Yeah, like let's make it better for you. You're such a giver. >> Ah, I'm doing my best. >> a giver. >> Yeah. Role play? Uh, yeah, fun. Fun?

Turn on. Biting? Uh, I just got bit me one time, but like. too hard it drew blood and I was kind of. just like. I'm in pain. Yeah, I'm not turned on. Like, I thought like I thought there was. a dog in here. Is it a Chihuahua? Like, attached to my shoulder? Like, I had a. little nibble here and there. Like, I'll. Right, like a little biting I think is. good, but when I'm literally like, "Ow.". and then the next day I wake up and I'm. like, "That wasn't like fun.". >> Yeah, like Like, there's a difference. between like choking where you're like, "Ooh, like this is like getting me. going." but like biting you're like, "That just hurts." Yeah.

>> Like. Heavy PDA? Ew. Yeah, get rid of it. Yeah. Bleached. [ __ ]. We eat an ass now, so bleach them. But, you still love the ones that aren't. bleached. Yeah, actually there was this. girl that was in a. There was this girl that looked like. she's never wiped in her life and I was. just like, "You know what? Who cares?". Like, whatever. Like, that. There was stains up the walls, you know? But, it was like, "Whatever, who cares?". I checked, it was wipes. You're just saying it was naturally.

really dark? Yeah. Yeah, it was like a black hole. No, it was it was really dark, but it. was just like But, you were like down. for it. You're like, Yeah, I was like, "Who cares? Like, we're all built. different." Like, Yeah, like we're all. built different. Like, we're all Like, speak your truth, girl. Yeah, like go. for it. I'll still lick it. Sexting? Yes, but if it's the only form. of your communication, then no. Yeah. >> Yeah, like I'm like so over sexting. unless it's like actually cuz I know. we're going to [ __ ] later and like it's. like a little flirting like build-up and. like it's foreplay during the day to. like get wild at night, but like I just.

think like aimless dumb sexting that I'm. like, "Okay, I have to go into my interview now.". Like, what the [ __ ] is the point? Like, that was just a hassle. Like, I'm like. Me and that me Me that girl with the. boyfriend, it's like that's all we do. And I'm like, "Yuck." Like Right, like. just come over. Like let's [ __ ] Yeah, like. dump the boyfriend. >> Yeah, yeah, literally. No, but then you. wouldn't want her. No, I would not. You. can't date her. >> I would not. She doesn't even live here. I. She doesn't live here. As if if she did. Harry. You're going to only do the same thing. as your last ex. Your ex was [ __ ] a.

guy lying to you. The next girl I see, I'm sending I'm going to send her here. for a screening. Uh-huh. Sit her down. Yeah, full like spray it. down Mhm. chlorine. >> we got to figure out like are you. putting a ring on that? Yeah. >> can't put a ring on that cuz you're. she's fully cheating on her boyfriend. with you and she'll do the same thing to. you, [ __ ] you little loser. Okay, how do you feel about um. handcuffs? Yeah, nah. No. It's just too much. effort, bro. Like get some rope. Loud. orgasms.

It depends. I. I've hooked up with a few girls that it. sounds like a [ __ ] fire truck, you. know, like someone just got like. the SWAT the SWAT team pulled in and. it's like "Woo woo woo.". Like you know this And you're like, "Can. we just Like just stop." Right, like do. you do that when you're alone. masturbating, girl? Like probably not. >> Yeah, I I like. I like it when you know and you feel it. and it's just like. >> Right. >> cuz they're being quiet or like a you. know, talking a little bit throughout. the process and then when it comes in. they're just like. shaking and like letting it out like.

that. Like that's like hot and sexy. But. sounding like a [ __ ] dog that just. got his leg run over isn't like hot. Like Right, and it's also usually, you. know, like this is performative. Like. you don't actually have to be screaming. this loud. Yeah. There's a natural. reaction you can have when you have an. orgasm, but like I could be quiet when I. had an orgasm. Period sex? You know what? I'm a bad boy. I don't. mind it. I don't mind it. I really like. My one. Yeah, I don't care. I don't know if it's. like a blood bond. I don't know.

I get it because girls on their period. are usually way hornier. I don't give a. yeah. So like Like dudes get freaked out. about it. It's like [ __ ] off. >> Right, like what? My only rule is I'm. not going to eat you out on your period. That's fair. You know, like. >> But even if you're on your period, like. you could like go around the [ __ ] a. little bit. >> You can. You can, but it's also like for. me Yeah. if I'm going to go down there. and go to town. >> to go to town. I don't care. I don't. care, but I'm like I'm going to suck on. everything. I'm going to suck the blood. out of that [ __ ] You know, I'm going to. I'm going to come up with a blood clot. in my tooth. Like But the thing is. So, that's why I'm like, "You know what? Unless we're like fully dating, I.

probably won't won't do that." But yeah, I don't care about blood sex. Like I. just I put a towel down. Yeah. >> But the thing is I understand that girls. are like embarrassed and worried about. it. I was like, "Who cares?" Like. That's why like I think half women are. like, "Oh, is the guy going to be. freaked out?" Why do you men not just be. like, "I literally love [ __ ] you.". Like I literally could care less. Yeah. And that's the thing. But I feel like it. has to go through a little bit of like. talking and then whatever else. But I'm. like as soon as they say, "I'm on my. period." I'll lay the towel down. I'm. like, "We're going to put the blankets. over and we're going to stare into each. other's eyes.".

And then I'm not going to look. I'm. going to pull it out and we're going to. like have a towel there. Right. And. you're just like not going to lay there. Like I'll Right. It just feels wetter. Yeah, exactly. A little mushy. Yeah, a. little mushy. >> Okay. And a little bit of color. A. little bit of fun. Yeah. Love that. Okay, who would you absolutely die for. if they slid into your DMs? Oh. Um I think. No, I was Okay, there's like a few. people. Say them. Are you blushing? Say them. Then they. will. I literally was like looking at. Emrata's page today and I was like,

"Damn, like she's like effort effort. effort effortlessly the most attractive. person Mhm. on the planet." And like me. and my friend group, like I literally. was like my my day is like derailed. because she's just like so stunning. Have you DM'd her? I haven't. But there. And then I was thinking like Ice Spice. would be a lot of fun. And then Saweetie as well. I'm like. Saweetie would be kind of crazy. But. then I'm like. I. I think I messaged Saweetie one time. I. I don't know if she saw it. And then. actually I messaged Iggy Azalea and she. replied. She's like, "I feel like I have.

like she's a sweetheart. She's like, I. feel like I have to reply because you're. Australian. And then I was like I sent. her a voice note. I'm like, that only. works with girls that are American. And she just didn't never replied. And. then I think I sent her something on. sent it. I got nervous. I'm like, okay, give me my phone. >> Wait, what are you sliding in with? What did you say to Iggy Azalea? No. No, some of the messages are crazy. Like I'm trying to get an idea like what. the [ __ ] are you sliding in with over. there? Oh, I'm blocked. No, I'm.

Um I said. It's probably something bad. Oh, I said what what's good? Oh. Oh. So boring. Harry. Yeah. >> underwhelming. >> Yeah, well cuz I think. before that I was like, what's up little. My DM to Khloe Kardashian was, what's up. you little butter chicken? And then I. was like, [ __ ] cuz then that's all that. scandal stuff came out. >> with that? >> Now I don't know if you remember, but. Netflix had me in their bio. Oh, yeah. >> was like a back and forth thing that was. going on. Yeah. >> And I got flowers and this is when I.

just got my Bentley. Um I got flowers and like cookies. No, I. wrote it off at Coachella. It's gone. >> Oh, okay. Whatever. Um but I got flowers. and cookies okay. Um but I got flowers. and cookies just to say thank you cuz I. was like, oh, it's actually like it's. really sweet and really generous for. them to like give me that much care and. attention. The fact they put me in their. bio for like a week or two weeks. Anyway, um so someone did like a blind item to. DeuxMoi and it was like, Harry Jaz, I. work at a PR agency. Harry Jaz like. picked up a flowers in a Bentley and. he's like going cuz I think they saw me.

post it. They oh, he's he's I got good. word that he's seeing like Khloe. Kardashian. So then. it just spread like wildfire. And of. course. I'm not going to deny that. Of course. not. >> But I went straight to my DMs and I. unsent every weird corny little message. that was there. How many did you send to. her? >> Like three or four. Oh my god. >> Well, that wasn't like crazy. It was. just like. >> Right. So you wanted a clean slate. >> Yeah, I was like, [ __ ] like because now. if it gets big, she's going to she's. going to be like, "Oh, who is this. dude?" Check messages. >> And be like And yeah, it's like, "What.

up, you little butter chicken?". >> Right. It's like Hey, you little. pelican. Right. She's like, "Fuck you.". She's like, "Fuck you." Also, I feel. like like if she may not get your humor, so she's like, "I'm not a pelican, you. [ __ ] [ __ ] Are you like trolling. me?" Yeah. But she commented on it, "And. this is absolutely not true." In. capitals. And then I'm like, "Come on, girl. Like, let me have one more day. Like, give me one more." So then you So. then you message her? No, I left it. Like, I've got friends I've friends that. are like connected with her and close. with her and one of them said she. thought it was like really funny. But I.

was. >> like you guys could be like low-key good. together. Same. Like. >> Like I feel like Khloe like deserves a. guy that's going to treat her right, but. is also going to like give her the best. dick of her life. And you're a nice guy. Khloe. >> Khloe we're coming. No, okay, but I've I've I was thinking. about it. I'm like, damn, I feel like I. cuz dating outside of this industry is. like a little bit difficult because. there's a lot of like Yeah. >> highs and lows and and there's a lot of. like, you know, people get a little bit. insecure, a little bit worried. And I'm.

like, damn, I feel like I. my my dream is like to have someone like. a maybe an actress or someone in that. space. Um you know, that's just like. that that understands it and that just. like. He's just like Yeah. I don't know. I. could also kind of see you and Emrata. together. No, like I will text her for you. I'll be like. Or. like I'm going to say it. I'm going to. say something after. >> Okay. Do you want to say now? No. Because. Yeah, we would get in trouble.

And that person will hate us. I I'm [ __ ] crossing my legs like a. little [ __ ]. >> you're all scared. Yeah, I'm so scared. Um okay, you Who's the most famous. person you've ever hooked up with? I'll just bleep it out, but say it to. me. That was what I was about to say. Who? What? Yeah, that's what I was going say after. Was it good? Insane. Like we had so much. fun. I can so see that. Oh my god.

>> Okay. And if she's watching this, we love you. We're so sorry. >> I love you. You know who you are. >> Yeah, she's incredible. This is the the. craziest [ __ ] I and I've never had. anyone say this to me. I walk in this. room and she goes, "I just want to let. you know this is never going to go. anywhere. You're a big boy and I just need you for. one thing." And I was literally like, "Oh no, I'm like I'm a nice guy. Like. like I I it could. Like I I think I'm. nice.". And she's like, "No, I'm telling you. like I don't want anything to do with.

you after this.". I love her. And I was like, "Wow. Like. what a boss bitch.". >> And then she was literally like, "Fuck. me.". Well, we hung. >> And let me [ __ ] you. >> Well, we hung out for the day. Like the. funniest thing was like I was like I'm. going to press out, picked up my. friend's Rolls-Royce and I'm like Harry, what's with the Rolls-Royces? >> I'm trying. >> like that? I feel like I'd be like. you're a douche if you pick me up in a. Rolls-Royce. Sorry. >> Okay, well you want to be in a Camry? Like. Like you want me to call you an Uber. Black or does it Like what do you want? >> Yeah, like a little bit more like. >> Like a helicopter? Like [ __ ]. >> Just chill. Just chill. Like. >> Okay, but I'm like Okay, I'm also.

freaking out cuz this is the most like. famous person ever that's like shown. interest and is like funny and she's. incredible. She's so smart. >> So we So you guys hung out all day and. then. >> Like a few hours. And then And then I. The funniest [ __ ] was. she like she's such a boss. >> She's such a boss. >> She said she said to me she's like I. thought I wasn't like she's like I got. another hotel room at this in the same. hotel. She had another room because I. didn't know if I was going to like you. if you're going to be annoying or not. I. was just going to leave. And then I'm like, "Dude, what the. fuck?" She's like, "But you're cool.".

And stayed and we like cuddled and. everything was like really amazing. Like. she was awesome. That just warmed my heart so much. >> she's like such a special person. She's. amazing. >> Yeah. >> Like I am obsessed with her. >> Like whenever we whenever it's kind of. like whenever I like we we check in, she's just like she's just. >> It's that same vibe. I literally just. saw her recently and I was like. like I need you in my life more. Yeah. She's such a special person. >> she's like she would she would just be. like I'm so proud of you like Harry like. that's huge like good for you. Um but. yeah.

>> She's a boss. She's cool but. >> And so [ __ ] hot. AND IT WAS AMAZING. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. >> THAT'S so good. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Um. okay, so do you think you're in your. reformed [ __ ] boy era? Um I think I'm. past it. Like I'm like the the reformed. [ __ ] boy was the guy that was like oh. slowing down and going out like I'm I'm. only going to [ __ ] four girls this month. instead of. 15. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I'm just like yo. like. I don't want your energy anywhere near. me. Like I don't want to give you any. piece of this. Like unless like like I.

don't want to hook up with someone just. to hook up with someone. Well. >> Then what is the girl that you're doing. with the. boyfriend? That was a while ago. Harry? >> I I. >> There's one offs. >> No, I There's exceptions. >> No, I did enjoy I there was the chat was. really good and I did start to like. damn this would be really cool but then. you know she would do the thing like. things aren't going well with my. boyfriend like it sucks like really when. can I see you whatever else and I'm and.

then they're posting like Tik Toks and. like they're like happily in love and. I'm like okay well like don't like [ __ ]. me or just say like hey like. >> Yeah. you know I just need you from time. to time and that's fine but it was just. like I I've start like. >> But you're still texting. No, that was. that was before my birthday and it was. just like So now you haven't spoken. No. But if she text you right now you would. answer. I don't know. I wouldn't. I don't I don't have. feelings for her. If she was in town and. she just text you and was like let's. [ __ ]. >> Okay. Well we've already done it. BUT LIKE.

FOR ME. NO, OKAY. YOU'RE LOOKING FOR WIFEY. You're saying. you wouldn't date these type of people. right now. You're just having fun if. you're up for a [ __ ] Well the thing. like I'm not going out of my way to find. sex. So. >> like the milf the lady with three kids. >> I was just going to ask, what's going on. with her? Like I love like we tell each. other we love each other. Like I love. this woman. Like she's so incredible, but the only issue is she lives on the. other side of the country and she has. three kids. And they're beautiful kids. Like she's amazing. >> Where does she live? Miami. Okay. >> But I'm just like. >> you meet? Uh.

she went uh I was so I actually I saw. her in a club in New York and then we. were like friends online for a little. bit. >> Okay. And then we just connected and. then. um anytime I'm with her it's just like. she I don't know, she's just like a. woman. Like she just like [ __ ] she. just tells me and she would like hold. each other and she would just like, "You're so amazing. Like God loves you. Like this." Oh, God loves you. >> And I'm like Oh, we love the milf. >> Yeah, like where God loves you. Yeah, no, but she would like she would say. like such beautiful things. >> Is that what you like to hear God loves. you from a woman? Uh well, I know he doesn't. So, I know.

she's lying through her [ __ ] teeth. No, but. >> trying to make you feel good. >> Yeah, but no, she like compliments me. And I'm like, "Oh, wow. Like and and I'm. just like, dude, like what why?" And. she's like, >> You like your milf sex. Oh, it's so. good. Like it's insane. Like. mothers or daddies just know how to. throw it the [ __ ] down. No, it's but. it's like I don't know, it's just. electric. You when whenever I'm near her. it's like she has this pheromone. I'm. just like. Right, like whoa. >> It's like an antenna. I'm like and I'm a.

Navy SEAL. I'm like, What the. What is this guy? How many milfs have. you had sex with? I think just two. Just two. You think. just two. Well, I can go No, no, it's okay. What. are you allowed to talk about that. you're doing? Um I was so I was in this film that we. filmed last year with uh this amazing. director uh Eli Roth. When is it coming. out? Uh I don't know. I I. I think he I think he got upset about me. cuz I spoke too much about it. >> Okay. But Al Pacino's in it and Charlie. Heaton and Diana Silvers and it's really.

cool. Okay. >> And they're they're just incredible. people and the fact that that was my. first ever acting gig was just like in. in incredible. I didn't have a big role, it was just a couple scenes, but it's a. start. I'm a start, yeah. And for me. like my five-year goal is. I want to be like you know when you see. Kevin Hart and you're like I'm going to. watch that because it's going to make me. laugh. >> Yes. That's where I want to be. That's. why I would like to try to avoid all the. drama whatever else is cuz I want to be. the guy that you like I know for 40. minutes or an hour I'm just going to sit. and laugh at this guy. Like that's So.

that's the goal is like I'm I'm working. on films and movies and stuff and like. trying to like move down that direction. >> Amazing. But in saying that there is. a few reality shows that are coming out. next year. Are you allowed to say what? Yes. Like you're not going to be THE. BACHELOR. >> YES. YOU'RE. >> YES, WE'RE MANIFESTING. I am the. bachelor, everyone. Please please make this the cover photo. for like the No, actually Harry's the. bachelor. >> Everyone I.

I AM THE BACHELOR. NO, CAN YOU honestly. you would be a great bachelor. I would. if Emma not the bachelor. Why don't they. pick you? >> young. I'm 26 now. >> But you want your future wife and you. want your kids. Bachelor, Bach Nation, DM is it What are you talking about? They have [ __ ] kids that are 21 on. that [ __ ] [ __ ] Do they? Yeah, they're young as [ __ ] Let's [ __ ] go. I want to be the bachelor and I would be. a great one. I'm a candidate. I'm ready. to fall in love and and this photo. proves it. Like look, you look like the. bachelor. You are the bachelor. >> I am. This is amazing. And maybe if you.

become the Oh no, how about how good is. this? If you become the bachelor, I will. host that season of the bachelor. Can you [ __ ] imagine? Are you serious? And we sit in a room. and I'm like Harry, like do you like. Elizabeth? And you're like I do but like. I also like Marsha and Kennedy and. Raquel and Chelsea. >> know how nuts that would be? >> the ratings? ABC. Do you know how nuts that would be? >> I host it and you're the [ __ ]. bachelor. >> [ __ ] host. >> And you're the bachelor. Hi. But imagine.

how insecure the girls would be like, "Uh, do you know Alex? You know those. girls? But I'm like, "Guys, I'm. married." Yeah, like literally. Harry. and I never had sex, but I do care about. him. And then I would like have your. back. But I would also like love to talk to. the girls. ABC, ABC, ABC, hire us. Hire. us. >> That's a great pitch. No, that's [ __ ]. nuts. >> on to something. You're going to be on. other reality shows that we can see you. on. Yes, there's a few few fun ones. Um. Thank god. I know. I'm going. >> Look, I want to see you back on screen.

Because the thing is I was like I was. turning them down for a minute because. I'm like I really want to be I really. want to focus on acting and I and I've. got amazing agents and all this stuff. But then I just You're back. >> Well, the the craziest thing was Mhm. after the breakup. >> Mhm. like not even. a week after the breakup, I had three. huge [ __ ] opportunities like right. away. And I'm like this is like. Meant to be. >> like birds eye view. The universe has. just has sent me this to say, "Congratulations. This is the right.

decision." So again, that's why I. haven't been heartbroken and like. [ __ ] sobbing this time around is. because I'm like I just got rewarded for. making the right decision. I'm excited. for you and I think the Daddy Gang, we. missed you. It's been like too long and. I just like we needed Harry Jowsey back. in our lives. Well, when I. um film this stuff next year, I'll I. won't talk about it anyway. Please sit down with us. Okay, Harry, we. have we are I think we're done. Well, we're not done. Cuz you're going.

to stay at my house. We have so much to. talk about. But I love you and please. never forget us and we love you and How. How the [ __ ] could I forget you guys? >> on. I'm I'm your biggest fan. >> I'm your biggest fan. I love you. Ah, I. love you so much. Thank you so much, Daddy Gang.