Dating App Dealbreakers ft. Laren (Full Episode)

What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your. founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call. Her Daddy. Daddy Gang, welcome back to another. episode of Call Her Daddy. I am back. with the one, with the only, Mick Larby. McLarson. I feel like that's like your What would. be your DJ name, Lauren? Well, when I. went to college, my Instagram name I was.

dead serious. I went into college and. shared this with everyone, Lauren. McCotstuff. Wait, what? That was my. Instagram name. Wait, how did I not know that? You were. Lauren McCotstuff? Lauren McCotstuff, and like I would meet. people, like freshly in my sorority, like, "Let's share socials." And like, "Yep, hit me up at Lauren McCotstuff.". That's like actually. That's offensive. That one That's. absolutely offensive, and that actually. takes some balls to have that as your. [ __ ] name. But, it's also kind of. like fun if you're meeting guys, and. you're just like, "Anyways, Lauren is.

here today." What the [ __ ] Um, Lauren. is here, and we are having a little. girls' night. Matt is upstairs watching. football with his friends, and Lauren. and I are acting like little freaks. And. so, Matt was like, "Why don't you" He. basically was like, "Why don't you girls. go play?" Like, "Why don't We were. listening to Hannah Montana.". You know what that means for us? It. means going through Hannah Montana 1 and. seeing how many songs we know on the. album. Well, no, because this is what I said to. Lauren. I said, "I saw this trend on. TikTok." And it's like, "Oh, when I tell.

people I'm a Miley Cyrus fan, and they. think I'm going to play the song. Flowers." And then all of a sudden, then. the girl is like, "And then you hear me. [ __ ] blasting East Northumberland. High." If you don't know what East. Northumberland High is, if you don't. know what Good Is on Broken is, if you. don't know You and Me Together, if you. don't know Nobody's Perfect, Life's What. You Make It. Like, Lauren and I are OG. Hannah Montana. Well, it was perfect, because you would play Hannah. Yep. I would play Lilly. Yep. Um, okay, so Lauren and I are. hanging out because Matt was like, "Do.

you guys want to watch football?" We. were like, "Not really. Not right now. We're feeling frisky." So, we were. having a little [ __ ] and we came. downstairs after our cocktail and we. just figured we'd podcast and hang out. with you Daddy gang. I feel like we've. been seeing each other so much recently, which I'm very happy about. Well, I'm a free bird. Oh. I have I have. no nothing tying me down. Nothing. holding me back. I can just go where. blows me and You do some cool things. No, it's actually a good point. Like,

there is so much to be said for when. your friend is in a relationship and you. can do like couple things unless you. [ __ ] hate the person that your friend. is in a relationship with. But, like. it's nice when you you can do couple. things. It's also lovely that I will. just text Lauren being like, "Hey, do. you want to like come to the Super Bowl. with me?" And she's like, "Sure. I have. no plans." Um, but we are yeah, we've. been seeing each other a lot lately, which I feel very grateful for. But, the. last time I saw you we've kind of been. doing we're back to the thing you guys. where I'm like, "Save it for the [ __ ].

podcast." because we had kind of gone. through a little what we weren't. podcasting as much together. I think it. was cuz my relationship was crashing and. burning and I wasn't in a good head. space. And like he didn't want to see. you on a podcast. Yeah. Um, now you're. back. And you're better than ever. And um, can. you give us an update on your dating. life? Because the last we heard from you. was you and I If you guys didn't listen. to me and Lauren's last episode, it was. how to. start there and then come back and meet. us here. Because we basically were talking about. how I was being the ultimate wing woman.

Really, that's what it was called. But, it's about Lauren almost falling in love. with a man on a plane, first class, flying high. We thought they were going. to bang in the bathroom. Turns out he. was gay. Um, so that was the last day I. left off with you. Oh, and I was going. on a lot of dates that were 8 hours and. I was kissing everyone. god, yes. But, we I've cleaned up my act. Well, okay. So, here's the update. I haven't. gone on any like actual dates since we. last podcasted together. So, I haven't. Um, like the holidays.

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Um, okay, back to your dates. So, Okay. So, I'm not like purposefully taking a. break or like purposefully avoiding. dates right now. It's just like a lot of. work to like if I'm going to like. scout out a date, like I need to like. put aside like an hour at night to like. do some good swiping and like make some. movement. But do you feel like you kind. of like burnt yourself out a little bit? Like you were kind of down for anything. and now you're getting a little bit more. subjective or no? You were going hard. You hit the pavement like Lauren like. my friends were like why do you keep. going on Sunday dates? Like I'd wake up.

hungover and be like [ __ ] I have a date. today. Can I say this and you can. correct me if I'm wrong but I feel like. you went through a period where you had. been saying to me like right when you. got out of your relationship you were. like. weekends can be weird cuz I'm used to. like laying in. bed on a Sunday and like Yeah, I okay. So. Maybe you just like wanted like. companionship to talk to someone. Maybe maybe you wanted companionship and. most of your friends in Chicago are in. relationships. So I think maybe there's. a part of you that was like looking just. to speak and maybe that's why your dates.

were going on for 5 hours. Yes, you were just like trying you're a. social person. So maybe it was also you. just like down to chat. Now you're. getting a little bit more like Now I'm. like a little tired. I don't. I don't want to chat. But actually so I. haven't gone on a date. in I don't even know like over a month. now, a month and a half but I I still go. on uh the apps and like scroll and swipe. and like peruse and last week there was. this one guy What do you have your.

settings to? Tell me age. Uh 30 to 45. I. had a big 40 year old phase. I think I'm. done with that. Okay, I'm glad that you're not going for. like the 25 year olds. No no no no no baby boys. Okay, so. you're going for the older daddies. and but now you're going done with the. 40 year olds? I was finding a little no. the 40s are fine. I was finding I was. finding a little hard to connect with. the 45 year olds. Oh yeah, that's pushing it. You're like. so how many kids do you have? Like. they're like I have two families. Oh. height, are you doing height?

Yeah. Are we allowed to say that or not? know. I don't think I can I don't think. you can. we can. I think we can. You you. to feel small. I like to literally be so tiny they. can't find me. Like I like to look up at. them. Wait, what is your What is your height. range? I don't have it restricted. Oh, you don't? But when you see it's. like a little. 5'7" or you're like. Sorry. I know, I'm sorry. But to each their. own. Like some people I I have some. inches on me. Like. No, you're literally 5'6". That's tall.

I think the average height of a woman is. 5'5". 5'5". We're the exact same height. and the exact same shoe size. Yeah, Lauren are you 5'5"? Yeah. Lauren and I are both 5'5" and we have 7. 1/2 shoe size and we can fit into an 8. And we have the same We have the same. everything basically. We We do the same. makeup. We have the same Every time. out really well for me. I'm dead. Um anyways, okay, so back to. your dates. Oh, okay. So I like haven't gone on a. date in a while, but like I keep a pulse.

on my apps. And I was having some light. chatter with this one guy and he seemed. promising. He gave me his number on like. a Thursday night and I was like, "Oh, okay, like I'll text him on Sunday.". Like we don't need to make small talk. through the weekend. So on Sunday like I. wake up, I sit down, I have my cup of. coffee and I'm like trying to clean up. my app. I'm trying to like unmatch with. people who died out and like go through. and be like, "Why did I even match with. them? I was feeling down in the dumps. and desperate. Like goodbye." And I was. just cleaning up my page. And I accidentally unmatch with the guy.

who gave me his number who I was about. to text to go on a date with. When. you're on the apps, you like. He's gone. So. Chicago Daddy Gang, if you know a guy, I. think he was like 31, 32. He had brown. hair. He went to Columbia University. That's hot. Um cuz he When we were. talking, he was like, "Oh, like fellow. Columbia grad." So Chicago Daddy Gang, if you know anyone on Hinge who is brown. hair, decent height and went to. Columbia, I was going to text you and I. was going to go on a date with you. So.

find some way to contact me. I have a feeling if any girl lives in. [ __ ] Chicago and finds that man, they're scooping him from you and I'm. like I'm like giving a Columbia hot tall. grad to you, Lauren. But, good to know. Oh, well, that [ __ ] sucks. Like, We need probably is like so. confused cuz he probably thought you. guys were like kind of vibing and. thought you were about to like literally. like suck the peepee and instead you. like unmatch him. That probably [ __ ]. him up and he's probably talking to his. friends like I really think I'm like I. need to take a break from dating right. now because I clearly I'm like have lost.

the plot and I like can't read a room. because I thought I was about to [ __ ]. this girl and. Meanwhile, she goes. Okay, so you accidentally unmatch. Okay, but have you had any fun encounters at. all with a man like recently? Okay, so yeah, I've been like really. open to meeting people in the wild. So, like I just feel like I'm walking around. with like my eyes and heart open. Open. And if you guys again didn't. listen to our last episode, Lauren and I. like said like there's something coming. about us. It's not just you.

it. I'm going to meet someone in the. wild. We are Is the word ravenous? Like, we. are ravenous for you to find a man to. the point where like every turn We are. literally. objectifying men around every corner. that you walk. Any man that like is somewhat. attractive, I'm like, could he be the. one? Matt was little Oh my god, I forgot. to tell you this. Oh my god. Okay, so so. Oh my god. So, Matt walks into the. office. Um he walks into my office to introduce. you meet to some guy he was just like. finishing a meeting with and he walks in.

and it was guy from like the film. department that was coming to have a. meeting with Matt at our offices and. he's like, "Hey, Alex, this is blah blah. blah." And I'm like, "Hi." And like Matt. always gives context like, "Oh, he works. at Netflix." Or like, "Oh, this is guy. from Paramount." Or "Oh, this is a. director." Whatever. He's given kind of. like no context and he's kind of looking. at me. Like, Matt's like. I like giving me weird eyes where I'm. like, "I can't read your mind, Matt. Like, what are you trying to say?" And I. was like, "Oh, so nice to meet you." And. it was like kind of a weird interaction. cuz we had no reason to talk. He leaves.

Matt comes running back into my office. and goes, "For Lauren? For Lauren? For. Lauren? Okay, he's divorced, two kids, good-looking.". Kids? I know. Could we do kids? Maybe. not. Well, what about like. How old are they? I don't know. I didn't get into enough. detail. But, I do think it could be like. Okay, this is going to be really. controversial, and I actually would love. to know from people in the comments when. Lauren is on the dating journey, do we think a dad. would be like a good [ __ ] or is he.

going to be lazy? I [ __ ] a dad before. Wait, what? You don't know this story? Who? It was. like 3 years ago, and. um. I swooped him up at a bar, and. like woo you with like the picture of. his kids? No, his sweater. I was obsessed with his. sweater. I was like, "Oh, he looks like. a librarian.". And he's like, "Yeah." And mid-sex, he. was like, "I got to be honest, my.

divorce is like in process right now.". And I was like, I think you did tell me. this. Yeah, I was like, "Do you have kids?". And he was like, "Yeah." No, like. mid-stroke, and he's like, "Uh, I'm. thinking about my divorce papers.". That's not [ __ ] hot. But, He was a. lingerer the next day. was the. sexual situation. think dads, cuz they like seen some. [ __ ] you know? Like, they've seen a. baby come out of a vagina. They've like. cleaned up [ __ ] diapers. Like, bodily. functions don't scare them. So, I think dads are like down to get. down down down and dirty. The dads?

I think that I'm down for the weird. [ __ ]. Okay, see, this is the kind of [ __ ]. Lauren, that I needed to know because. for our single daddy gang, like, I. understand. Don't be scared of dads. But, this is also what I was going to. say. I have a feeling that if you are. not looking completely for a. relationship, and you're kind of looking. just to like meet people and have good. sex, I have a feeling a dad could be the. perfect person because he may may be. looking for anything serious. divorced dad? Exactly. So like.

I don't know. Like Recently divorced. dads, hit me up. That's literally somehow you can like. set your settings. Recently divorced. dads. Please hit me up. That's in your bio. Okay, anyway, sorry. How did we get off. track? Oh. Me meeting people in the. wild. okay, go ahead. Sorry, sorry, sorry. So, last we podcasted together, we were. in Utah and it was right before. Christmas and I was going to Seattle to. meet my family um for Christmas. We do. the national park bit every year. We. were doing Olympic National Park. And.

since I was coming from Utah with you, I. was already on the West Coast and it. made sense for me to just like go right. to Seattle. So, I was beating my family. to Seattle by an entire day. So, I had 24 hours to spend solo in. Seattle. So, I get to Seattle and I'm like, pop. off. I. Can you tell Lawrence back on TikTok? Pop off. Okay, so you get to Seattle. I get to Seattle. And I go to a rooftop bar by myself.

Love. I have a little glass of Savvy B. I have some oysters. Then I go to the. spa. I get a massage. And then I go out to a sushi restaurant. I Can I just say I love this for you and. I feel like the best, most fun moments. can sometimes come from when you're. doing [ __ ] alone. Obviously, be safe, but like I feel like no one takes. themselves on dates anymore and I just. want to put that energy out there. Daddy. gang, if you were like, what should I do. this weekend cuz all my friends are gone. or my boyfriend's gone or you're single,

do this. Cuz then what happened? Oh, wait, bad. oh, no, all right, okay, we're getting. there. Okay, so I'm at the sushi. restaurant and. I have a little bit of a buzz going in. cuz I had like two cocktails before my. massage and they gave me free champagne. at the massage. Wait, you were buzzed during a massage. Oh, highly recommend. We I've never done. that. Really? Highly recommend. I wonder would you ever take an edible. before a massage? All the time. Why am I going in just raw.

dog? I don't know. never done that. Well, do it and get back to me. Okay, good to know. Okay. So, I'm. sitting at the bar of the sushi. restaurant and I love the bartender. It's a woman. Oh, I'm already like so you [ __ ] him. No, it's a woman. We're just like vibing. and like I'm alone and like I haven't. I've been in Seattle all day by myself. and it's like 6:30 now. So, I haven't. really had much human interaction. So, like I'm just like hitting it off. talking. to her. ready to chat. So, I'm chatting with the.

bartender and she's like really proud of. her craft and she's making me all these. different cocktails like these fancy. ones. So, now I'm like three cocktails. in and I'm like feeling great and it's. like 7:30 on a Friday and I'm closing my. tab and I'm like, "Okay, like I had. myself a nice day. Like I'll go back to. my hotel room and just like watch a. show.". Then this guy comes and sits down next. to me at the bar and he starts. immediately striking up conversation and. is like, "This is my first time coming. here. Like what did you order? Did you.

like it?". Ooh. Immediately I'm like, I'm not. attracted to you, but I'm not. you're I can tell you're very cozy and. non-threatening and safe and I'm. enjoying the conversation with you. You're not thinking of it as a complete. prospect, but potentially by more. conversation you may be like, "Huh." I'm. just in the mood to chat and not really. necessarily the mood to go home and I'm. like And there's something about when. you're in a different city and you're. not like there's something. my Christmas vacation, too. So, I'm. like, "Oh, like Let's go. Like I can.

Yeah, vacation's starting. I mean, I. wasn't going to drink responsibly cuz. I'm alone in a new city, but like I'm. like down to like have a good time meet. someone new. Love. And so, we start talking and the. talk the conversation is so enjoyable. that at this point I had closed my tab. and I reopened my tab to get another. drink and like keep talking to him. Okay. And we're sitting at the bar. talking for like 25 minutes. talking about? We were just like talking. about like I was saying I was going to. Olympic National Park and this is what I. have planned for my trip and like what I.

have planned for the holidays and what. he's up to and like we were just like. chatting it up. Love. And. so now at this point it's probably like. 7:30. Okay. And he was like, "Well, like. you're alone tonight, right?" I'm like, "Yeah." And he's like, "Me too." And he. he was like, "I actually was going to go. to another bar after this. It's one of. my favorite bars and there's a live. show. Like do you want to come?" And I'm. like, "Yeah." Like in my mind I'm like, "Oh, like live music, a live band, the. singer." Like love that, so down. I'm. like, "Yeah, totally. Like let's go.". So we close our tabs and we're walking.

to the next bar and we get to the next. bar. Okay. It's a drag show and I'm like, "Oh, that's not entirely like what I was. anticipating but like, okay, like I'm. down. Fun. Like let's go to a drag. show.". Yeah. So we're like watching the drag. show, we're hanging out, we're laughing. In my mind I'm like, "Oh, he thinks this. is a date. He's so into me." Right. Like. he's like having fun and he's thinking. he's like so. "Yeah, he's like, "Wow, like what a. great night for me. I thought I was. going to have a solo night night and now. I'm on a date with this girl.".

Love. So like we're watching the drag. show and then there's like an arcade in. the bar too. So then we go play like. some games together and we're talking. and then we go sit at a table in the. back and we get another drink and we're. still just like chatting. Keep going. I. have a feeling where this is going. Just. from the sheer fact that you went to a. drag show. So keep going. Keep going. So. we're talking and we've been hanging out. for like an hour and a half now at this. second bar. Mhm. And I look up.

and I look around at the bar. and I'm like, "Is this bar circus themed?". And he's like, "Yeah.". He's like, "It's my favorite cuz it. makes me feel like I'm at home.". I'm like, "What do you mean it makes you feel like. you're at home?" And he's like, "Well, the past 6 years I've been in the. circus. I just got out of the circus.". This is a paid advertisement from. BetterHelp. Let's talk about some green. flags. Like when I think about my. relationship with Matt, I feel so. fortunate, almost to the point where I. remember when I met Matt, I was like, "What is this?" And I'm like, "Oh, now I.

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the past 6 years I've been in the. circus. I just got out of the circus.". I'm like, "Oh, you were in the circus? Like, pop off.". And I was like he he was telling you. about like his roommate and him who just. like moved out. And I'm like, "By. chance, was your roommate also in the. circus?" And he's like, "Yeah, all of my. friends here are from the circus.". And then like I like really like paused. for a second and I like really take in. my surroundings more. a little bit. Yeah.

It was a circus-themed bar. It was a gay bar. And he was a gay man. Lauren, sweetie. Lauren, Lauren. I don't think he thought he was on a. date with me. No, he found a nice young straight woman. who he thought loved the gays who does. love the gays. At this point, let it be known I'm an ally. No, no, NO, NO. NOT ONLY ARE you an ally, you're.

literally trying to turn gay men. straight. You're like, "Are we in love?" He's. like, "Babe, this is my boyfriend over. here." You're like, "Jonathan!" Wait, Lauren. I have something wrong with me like. my gaydar is broken. I can't tell a gay. man from a straight man. I am sorry. I. have no words. I'm trying to like. process Like, again, you guys, this. basically the last episode after she. found out that that man was gay, she. turned to the guy at the bar and she's.

like, "He's so cute." We're like, "Babe, like he's drinking a pink martini. Like, he's gay." Like, Lauren is like, "Not. that again." Like, I get straight men. can drink but it's like it was so. obvious this man was gay and Lauren's. like, "His muscles." And I'm like, "Babe, Lauren, you're going. Yeah. Okay, Lauren. Yeah. Okay, but at. least so did Wait, once you realized he. was gay, like what did you do? I called it. I was just like I thought I. was going to get a little maybe a little. finger tonight. Yeah, I called it. And then I texted my.

friend who gave me the recommendation. for the sushi place and I was like, "Wow, so funny how this night turned. out." My friend who gave me the. recommendation is a gay man and he was. like, "Oh, honey, I could have told you. you weren't going to meet anyone. I sent. you to the gay neighborhood." Oh my. [ __ ] god, Lauren. I know. Can I ask what he did in the circus? Uh. yeah. He was um the control panel operator. So, he coordinated the music, the pyro, and the lights operating in sync. Huh. So, at least he like It could have He.

wasn't. I don't know. I mean, if you fling That could have. been cool. You know, that could have. been cool too if he was like the flame. thrower. Or like he ate fire. Right. Moving on. Okay, so that Okay, so then I. thought on the way home from this trip. that I was going to redeem myself. So, I'm flying home from this vacation and I. am. going home and like masturbating or are. you like so turned off that you're like, "Fuck, I really [ __ ] that up." No, I.

went home and I was like. I need to like re-evaluate some things. Okay, so. you try to redeem yourself. to redeem myself. So, on I'm flying home. from my Christmas vacation. I'm going. back to Chicago and I'm in a fabulous. mood. I'm feeling on top of the world. because I just got upgraded to first. class. I'm going to get on this plane. I'm going to have two glasses of red. wine. I have like three hours left in my. book. I'm about to like sit down and.

like read like the final battle scene of. my book and I'm like I'm going to have a. great flight home. Love. So, I walk onto the flight and I. see that in first class I am seated next. to the hottest man in the entire world. YOU'RE GAY. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. And. he's gay. And I don't No, he was straight. He was. straight. Okay. definitely know he was straight. Okay, so the story is not ending in you. fell in love with another [ __ ] gay. gay man. And I don't want to be the girl. who cries hot guy on the plane, cuz I.

know we said last time that like the guy. on the plane was was the hottest. This. guy was. Hotter hotter than the guy on the plane? Uh 10 times hotter. He was even dressed. better. He had like a Fear of God like. sweatshirt on, like a little like hat, like perfectly fitted jeans, like. a little strut. No, I am like really sure this guy was. straight. Okay, no, no, no. I believe. that. So, he had like swag. Yeah, he had swag. Swag. He was like. with it also. Yes. Okay. So, those are like name. brands that are like not name brand-y.

Like you kind of have to know. No. I only know them cuz of you. Yeah, yeah, Keke. And so, I sit down next to. in the aisle or the. I'm the window, he's the aisle. Love. Ooh, so you have to like climb. over his big dick to go to the ba. Can we also agree before you tell me the. rest of the story that without a doubt. every single [ __ ] time that you go to. the airport moving forward. I have to stop looking like [ __ ]. You have to glam up. Get my [ __ ]. together. Even if you're not full glam, like you need to start. you see what I wore when I flew here. yesterday? No. I arrived to your house.

yesterday. What were you wearing? I was wearing. leggings, a sweater, and a little scarf. And I had earrings on. You had a scarf. on? I had a scarf on. Wait, wait, wait. Okay. So, you're going to start putting. yourself together a little bit. Cuz. again, like we've said, and does. everyone else agree? And comment down. below if this is on [ __ ] Tik Tok or. wherever the [ __ ] this is on Instagram. Let's all debate for 2 seconds. What is. one of the hottest most like meet-cute. places that you could meet someone? A. plane.

A plane. It's like the fate of you. ending up sitting next to someone that. you end up vibing with, and the fact. that they're single. Like usually, you. just get like a [ __ ] frumper that's. sitting next to you that's like Yeah, no. I got a 10. Okay. But where else would be hot to. meet someone? Mm. I feel like the plane is like The. plane's like it. Or like a coffee shop, too basic. You know why the plane is good? Because. other places it could come across.

off-putting if someone just like talking. to you. But like if you're seated next. to someone on a plane. I'm not. a freak. I'm not entirely off-put if someone. tries to talk to me. Okay, that's fair. Okay, so sorry. Back on track. Okay. So I sit down next to him and. I was ugly cuz I got to start looking. better on planes. So I'm like a little. insecure. I'm like this guy is so hot. and I Like how ugly? Like are you like. you're like worst? Mhm, a little better. than the last time. I'm not hungover. Okay, so it's not great.

puffy, but I just like don't have any. makeup on and like my hair is greasy and. in a bun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um and I think I'm. wearing like a full sweatsuit. Yeah, so. he can't even like see those hips. No, I was going to have to wow him with. my personality. But you know, if he falls in love with. that and you rip your shirt off and he's. like look at these titties. You're like. that's not what I lead with at all. That's the Yeah, that's my best asset. Um Okay. So. you know when like someone's so hot. you're like a little uncomfortable? Mhm. That's how I felt. So I popped in.

my AirPods and I was like I just need to. like be with myself a little bit and. kind of strategize like what in the. world could I make conversation with. this guy about? And I'm like I need to I. have a 4-hour flight. I'm going to like. hit pause. I'm going to have two glasses. of wine. I'm going to read my book and. I'm going to get a little liquid courage. brewing inside of me. And then like. eventually I'm going to find some way to. make contact. So I get lost in my book for a second. and like I kind of forget he's there and. like I get like a buzz on and all of a. sudden like I realize like I have to pee.

so bad and. I'm a [ __ ] on planes when it comes to. asking people to stand up to go to the. bathroom. Absolutely. I don't think I'm a [ __ ] in other areas. of my life. I don't really have boundary. issues. I can ask for like what I want. and need, but when it comes to asking. people to stand up on a plane so I can. pee. It's terrifying. Worst nightmare. Terrifying. I'd rather get an infection. than sometimes ask, especially depending. my dribble a little bit. And especially depending on the person. Yeah. Okay. So, I'm like all of a sudden like hits.

me. Like I'm in my book and it just like. hits me. I'm like I have to pee so bad. And I look up at my man and he is. knocked the [ __ ] out. tough. Sleeping. But I'm like. it's just one person I have to ask to. stand and like I have 2 and 1/2 hours. left. Like I got to pee. I can't do this. So, at first I like. lightly tap him and I'm like. excuse me. Not budging. And then I go a little. harder and I'm like excuse me. and I go a little harder.

And I'm like excuse me. He gets a. hard-on. Okay, wait. So, you go harder. So, I go a little harder and I'm like. excuse me. Excuse me. I'm doing this for like a few minutes. and like. I'm wanting to like crawl in my skin. I'm like I'm dying. Of course. The guy. across the aisle sees me and he starts. giving me encouragement. He's like you. got this. You got this. You got this. So, I I'm I'm now like okay, like.

he's he's encouraging me. So, I'm. getting a little more like like a little. like. excuse me. And this guy is like still not waking. up. So, then the guy across the aisle. reaches over and joins in. So, the guy. across the aisle is leaning across the. aisle on one shoulder. I'm on this guy's. shoulder and we're both like excuse me. Excuse me. And he's not waking up. This is horrifying, Lauren. [ __ ] put. your leg over that man's dick and lunge. over him. Then the flight attendant. joins in because the flight attendant.

comes over and is like whoa, whoa, whoa. Like what's going on here? Like what are. you guys doing to this man? And I'm like. I'm so sorry. I couldn't get him to wake. up and that guy saw me struggling. So, then that guy joined in. So, the flight attendant like you can. tell this ain't her first rodeo, she. two-hands him and jolts him awake. And. he wakes up, I'm leaning over him on. this side, the flight attendant's over. the front of him, and the guy across the. aisle is leaning over him, too. And he. wakes up and he's like, "What the actual. fuck?". Probably panic. Yeah, like we're going. down. Yeah, and I'm like, "I'm I'm so sorry. I. was trying to wake you up." Then they.

joined in and the flight attendant saw. us and thought we were trying to harass. you, so she joined in and like, "Now I'm. so sorry that you're waking up like. this." And it was like, he's like, Can you imagine being on a plane and. opening your eyes and there's four human. beings above you? I would be like, "Someone's in the cockpit. Like, someone's taking everyone down.". Yeah. Dude. Oh, but in my mind, I'm like, that. actually couldn't have gone worse. Right. But it's it's going to be funny. So, I'm. going to go to the bathroom. Okay. and like, we're going to come back. and laugh about this because like, how. absurd that like, he woke up, that it.

took three people to wake him up, and. that he woke up with three people. Like, You can bond over it. Now we Now Now I have an in. Now we have. a bond. Love. So, I'm like, okay, like go to the. bathroom, like pee, like this is going. to be so funny when I come back. I come. back, he is knocked the [ __ ] out again. So, you know when you see something. blowing up on your socials, like a new. makeup trend or a beauty tutorial, of. course you want to try it yourself. That's when you head to Sephora. They. have got the hottest names in beauty you.

can't miss. Brands like Laneige, K18, Rare Beauty, the ones that everyone is. talking about. You guys know Sephora is. where it's at. Every single, I would. say, month, I have a huge, huge, huge. trip that I do to Sephora, whether it's. online or in store, and I go ham. I get. myself stocked up, I get new things, I. get my go-to's. It is just a place where. you feel happy and you feel good. So, Daddy Gang, the next big thing is only. at sephora.com.

I come back, he is knocked the [ __ ] out. again. Like, out cold. You're literally like, bro. Bro, no. So, I just crawl over him. You crawled over. crawled over and for the rest of the. sleep, he was sleeping like a sweet. little angel baby. And when you landed. he landed, people normally wake up when. you land. You know, like you like land. and you're like. and like you're like awake. He slept. through the whole landing. He didn't get. out until like the actual last second.

So, and he lives in Chicago. I don't know. Well, or he's coming from. I don't know. See now, would you ever. have thought to yourself, well, I guess. no, because that's also reading the room. cuz I was going to say, would you ever. have thought it would have been. appropriate if you just wrote your. number on a little piece of paper, slipped it No, they need to be like, that woman literally literally took. advantage of me. touching me while I was sleeping. But okay, so it was kind of just one of. those where you're like looking at this. gorgeous man and you can't do anything.

No, like. I think that would be non-consensual. Lauren, so I'm just not having good luck. Okay, but we have talked about it like. a plane is really tough, but it does. have opportunity. So, I feel like what. we know for next time that you're on a. plane is number one, you're going to. look cute so you feel your best. Because. let's say, you know, you saw this man. and he looks like a 10 that you're. sitting next to in his little Fear of. God [ __ ] shirt, but you're feeling. like a gremlin. You're feeling not your. best. You're feeling like, wow, I. haven't washed my hair in 10 days. I was.

just with my family. I hiked it up the. mountain. I got pubes on every [ __ ]. crevice of my body. Like, you're not. going to feel like pop the [ __ ] even to. lunge over his body. But had you been. like a little seal, you're [ __ ]. shaved up, you got your like perfume on, you got your lip liner on, maybe you. would back that. Maybe you would back that thing up, right all over him just to get to the. bathroom and maybe he would have woken. up and instead of seeing you like, sir, he would have been like, god damn. Yeah, he probably like opened his eyes.

and was like, "Oh, what is that?". And you're literally oh. Lauren. I know. Okay, so but what I. think we also know is like you're. getting really good luck with like. really good-looking men on planes. recently. Yes. Yes. Also to be fair cuz like you're usually. flying to pretty like metropolitan. places. So I feel like that's also the. type of man that you want to be with. Like we've talked about it. go-getter. I want like a jet-setter. Yeah, you want someone that's like in.

the know. Yeah. So I feel like these are huge. opportunities for you to meet men. Yeah. So I'm going to get my act. together and I'll report back. I'm really proud of you though. I think. that you are. you have the right mindset. We now just. need to like Wait, what happened at your. high school reunion? So last I told the. Daddy Gang was about my high school. reunion. Yeah, we've been potting a lot, guys. Catch up. episode, I was talking about how I was. about to go to my high school reunion. You're going to see your arch nemesis. Yeah, I don't want to say I went off on.

my arch nemesis. Was she there? Okay. Okay. Okay. So in that episode I told a story about. my high school boyfriend cheating on me. at prom with my arch nemesis. Classic. And that podcast episode aired 3 days. before the high school reunion. So I had. a little bit of anxiety going to my high. school reunion like. is he going to be there? Is she going to. be there? Did they hear me just like pop. off on them? Do they think that like I'm. still like. obsessed. Obsessed. Like in love. Yeah. Yeah. And just like what's the.

interaction going to be. So. I did some intel. I knew, as I said in. that episode, that my arch nemesis loves. Snapchat. So I got back in the old. Snapchat. I love how you are saying that you know. your arch nemesis loves Snapchat. Again, for context. we are talking freshman and sophomore. year. Like we're talking high school. when this girl used Snapchat. That That. be like saying you and I love Snapchat. That's like saying I love MySpace, okay?

You're literally living in the olden age. of something that you knew in high. school. This woman could have gone. through 10 different lives since then. But yeah, she loves Snapchat. Uh yeah, she did cuz I logged right back. into my Snapchat and I checked her. Snapchat story, which was active, and I. confirmed she was not in the state of. Pennsylvania. She was not going to be at. the reunion. Boom, she's out. Only. contender left, my high school ex. Is he. going to be at the high school reunion? I'm actually really proud of you and I.

feel like half of this is like the. things that I've taught you because. you're so not a stalker. Like you're so. not doing recon, but you so are getting. in there for this. Oh, I love this. Okay. So, I'm getting dressed and ready to go. have my mom drop me off to meet my. girlfriends. So humbling. Yeah, to have my mom go drop me off to. meet my girlfriends so we could like. pregame for the high school reunion. And. my mom's a ride or die. My mom's a. homie. She puts me on her back.

She wants to be one with the girls. Yeah. Like if she could have slept over with. your friends, you know she'd be like I'm. coming. you invited her, she'd be there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, my mom, I'm getting ready to walk. out the door and mom goes, "Lair, Lair, Lair, we got movement." I'm like, "What's going on, Carol?". Just for context, her mom has a Southern. accent. And I go over and she's like, "Lair, bleep, that's my high school. ex-boyfriend just watched my Instagram. story. Do you know what this means, Lair?" No. It's so good, Lauren. He's so in love.

with you. No, no, no. You Okay, so first of all, this is like the one thing that you did. tell me on break cuz we were like, "Save. it for the podcast, save it for the. podcast." And then when you told me I. think I texted you and Matt texted me. and I said, "He watched my mom's. Instagram story. He's trying to [ __ ]. tonight.". not only is he trying to [ __ ] tonight, he literally thinks you're soulmates and. is obsessed with you. I'm sorry and I'm. sorry if he sees this, but you can't. [ __ ] tell me. We are 30 years old and. your high school ex-boyfriend who you do.

not speak to. You guys aren't like. friends. I know, I haven't I have not made. contact with him in probably like 9. years. 9 years is viewing your mother's. Instagram story? to top it off, I was like, "Mom." Cuz. she keeps tabs. She knows who's viewing. every story. Cuz she's got like 10 views. I'm like, "Mom, is he a regular or is. this a new view?" And she's like, "New. viewer. New view." Can you imagine? Everybody close your eyes right now. Can. you imagine you have not talked to your. high school boyfriend in [ __ ] 10. years and you're going to your high.

school reunion and your [ __ ] mother. alerts you that this [ __ ]. creeper is viewing her story. First of. all, that is [ __ ] insane. Second of. all, just closed my eyes. I'm like, yes, girl.". Second of all, all that's telling me is. he's trying to see if you are in town. and you're going to the high school. [ __ ] reunion because what the [ __ ]. else is he doing creeping around the. corner in December? Mhm. Okay. So then, now I get to the. pre-game and me and the girls are like. hyping it up. I'm like, "Oh my god, he's. going to be there. I'm going to see him. for the first time in 9 years. Like, do.

you think he's mad at me? Do you think. he watched the podcast? Is he about to. confront me? Like, if he confronts me, like, what do I say? Like, actually, do. you think there's going to be like just. like this like [ __ ] you and then grab me. and make out with me? Like, we're just. we're running all the scenarios in our. So fun. So fun. So, we get to the high. school reunion and we get there 30. minutes late cuz we're cool. Of course. And then. Can't be early. No. And so now we're it's like an hour. and a half into the high school reunion. and me and my friends are kind of like. keeping tabs on the door. Like, is he.

here? Is he going to walk in? Is he. going to walk in? And also at that point, also it's not. like you're obsessed cuz obviously he's. obsessed. But like, I'm like trying to. clear your name before you like [ __ ]. yourself here. But I do want to say It. was just like a bit that we were all It. was just like a bit that we were all. like running in our heads. Like, "What. is going to happen?" Like, "It's so fun. cuz what the [ __ ] else are you waiting. for?" Like, "Oh, hi Patricia, like how's. your. like insurance job?" Like, no, you want. to see your first like I just want to. You want to see your [ __ ] high school. love. Yeah. Okay, come on. Okay, so an hour.

and a half, I'm like I grab my friend. and I'm like, "Let's just go ask the. woman working the door like is his name. on the guest list?" Like, "Let's just go. ask is his name on the guest list." So, we walk up. Cuz you had to RSVP. to RSVP and like pay so that like you. could have like a wristband for the open. bar. Oh my god. Yeah, it's an open bar. so imagine where Yeah, yeah. where where I'm at here when I go this. way. Yeah, you're probably like 19 drinks. deep and on an edible like, "Hello, ma'am." So, we go up to the woman. working the door who has the list and.

like who RSVP'd and paid and I'm like, "Is his name on the list?" And she's. like, "No.". We and this girl make eye contact and I. know she's daddy gang and I know we're. vibing on like a different frequency. So, I'm like Again. Open bar, keep in mind. Lauren thinks. that. she's vibing with this door woman and. Lauren thinks this woman is daddy gang. This woman could be like so unaware.

and is like, "What is wrong with this. girl? She has a staring problem." But. okay, yeah, she's daddy gang, she's an. ally. Yeah, she's. She's an ally. Oh, no, she is an ally, listen up, buckle up. So, I look at her and I say. "I need your help. I'm about to maybe have a faded run-in. with my high school boyfriend and like I. need to like crank it up a little bit. here.". say a faded run-in? Fated. Like fate. Like a fated. Is that a saying? Nope. I love it. A.

faded run-in. I thought you like said. faded like I'm faded on this [ __ ]. juice, girl. I had a couple whiskeys, I'M THROWING IT BACK. OKAY. SO, I'm like. "I'm going to Are you down? I'm going to. give you his number. You're going to. call him and say, "Hey, this is Karen. I'm working the door at blah blah blah. bar. Someone actually paid for your. wristband. Are you When are you going to. be here to pick it up?" You think he's. that dead broke that he'll come? The.

only reason he's not coming is cuz of. the $15 wristband. It was 50. And like maybe he was just in. the area, out in Philly, like didn't. know if he wanted to stop by. Yeah. If the bartender or if the door. woman is calling him to say, "Someone. wants you here so bad that they paid for. your wristband. Just stop by for a free. open bar." Like, "Fuck it. Let's go.". Right? Yeah, fair. I would do I'd be. like, "Ooh.". Um. he doesn't answer. She leaves a. voicemail. And What does she say? Exactly what I.

told her to. I'm picturing you like. seconds away from grabbing the phone. being like, "It's me, baby." You're like. holding yourself back. All your [ __ ]. free will is like, "Don't grab the. phone. Don't grab the phone." Well, he. didn't answer and it went to voicemail. and I never heard from him or never saw. him. So you're exposing yourself right. now on Call Her Daddy to millions of. people that you are in fact the girl. that had Karen from the bar call him and. try to get him and lure him to the bar. so you could see him.

I wasn't trying to see him to hook up. with him or anything like that. you looking for, Lauren? rendezvous. Just a little like Fair, cuz. at least he's not gay and we KNOW THAT. LAUREN AND ME. LIKE. THAT [ __ ] sucks though that like I. actually. Well. So since I've downloaded Instagram, I've. requested him and he won't accept my. friend request. So I think he saw the. first episode. But also. we do not want him. No, I don't I don't.

I don't want him. I don't want him. I. don't What are we doing? IT'S NO, YOU JUST WANT. TO STIR the pot a little bit. No, you. want him to want you so that you can. pull back and then you can be like, "Ew, I don't want you anymore." That's so. high school. But, you want him to come. to you so then you can [ __ ] bounce. I. don't know what I want. Who has she become? It is crazy like. I don't know if anyone feels this way, but no matter how far away you get from. your hometown, it's the saying of like, "You can take a [ __ ] out of Philly, but.

you can't take the Philly out of a. bitch." or whatever the [ __ ] the saying. is. Okay. Oh, also people get so mad at. me when I was like, "I will always be. Philly." They're like, "You're from the. [ __ ] suburbs, cunt." I was like, "First of all, [ __ ] off. It's not the same thing. You. know what I'm saying. We went to Philly. every [ __ ] day. Second of all, it's weird how no matter where you go in. life. stirs up those emotions of when you're. like an adolescent. Because remember, did I tell you that my. I was regressing. You'll think.

No, did I tell you that my ex-boyfriend. randomly texted me a picture of the Look. at Me Now song by Chris Brown out of the. blue and just texted that to me? When? In November. And just like a. picture of like, "Look at me now." And I. couldn't tell if he was saying like. you or look at him. YOU. EXACTLY. OKAY, I DON'T THINK like I don't know what. he's up to, but like look at you kind of. makes sense. I was thinking that, but it. says look at me. Like I couldn't tell. So, I just didn't answer cuz I was like, "I'm not sure.". married. Yeah, yeah. It was just like a little. you know. married. You're looking for a single You're. looking to get fingered.

know. Okay, so you had like you Wait, did you. have a any I'm blowing up your spot. I. forgot you told me. What? You had a make out though. Yeah. Zoo rewind and zoom in on her face when. she just said. Yeah. Oh, who are you? I'm obsessed. You had a. make out. a make out, but not with my high school. boyfriend. No, with a different man. Okay, now that. we are in our era of you are single, we. do not want you to end up with a gay. man. Although we are allies, we want to.

keep our gays in our girls, and then we. want to keep the dicks that we want to. suck and [ __ ] over here for you to. marry. Um, I have a little game on my. phone that I If anyone is single or even. if you're [ __ ] married or in a. relationship, I don't give a [ __ ] Just. play with us cuz this is going to be. fun. So, I have a game for Lauren and. basically I'm going to ask you a. question and I want to know if you would. swipe right or left. I don't know right. or left. I don't know is right good, left bad? I don't know. So, just say Yes. or no.

Yes or no. Yes or no. Okay, ready? We're. going to start easy. Okay. Hopefully. He has multiple mirror selfies on his. profile. Multiple? Absolutely not. Like. maybe maybe I could let one slide, but. like context matters. Okay, like what context would you be. okay? Can you imagine Matt taking a. mirror selfie? Like mirror selfie? Like if you're like. stunting and posing No. No. Okay, let's try to think of what is What.

would be okay? I feel like a man mirror. selfie this is going. you Maybe if like you're wearing like a. really funny costume for like a theme. something and you're just like snapping. it like huh, funny costume. Yes, I was thinking the same thing. Although a really random image came to. my mind. He's outside at a cabin and. there's a there's a mirror like outdoor. and he's like like with his friends like. drinking beer. Like well, that may be. too frat bro. No, it Wait. Okay. I No. No. I take all that back. I was thinking.

has to feel like he was in a moment. Yeah, spur of the moment quick like I'm. at a sporting stadium. Yeah, but not in. the bathroom. Not in the bathroom. Not It has to be like. Yeah, like. Maybe he's walking by a mirror and. someone snaps it of him. that's still frat bro energy. Yeah. No, I think you're right. The. energy would be like if. they're in a costume. Is that also frat. boy energy? I It has Again, if he's like If Okay,

once again. Context around it. Context is really important. If there's. multiple, absolutely not. mirror selfie, and the context has to. make sense. We're struggling to find the. context of the mirror selfie that would. be a like acceptable. it, send it in. Everyone comment down below, when is it acceptable for a man to take. a mirror selfie? Cuz I'm struggling I. don't know when that's the right time. I'm struggling. Okay, um his first photo. is shirtless. Absolutely no. It's. unacceptable. One shirtless photo? The. only context that a shirtless photo.

would be possible. You're really far away. Like I don't. want to be able to see any lines. Like. you need to be far away where like. you're just trying to show me more that. like you go to beaches and like you go. on vacations, but you're not trying to. show me your body. You're more trying to. show me the scenery and you being. shirtless is a byproduct of the scenery, but you're not trying to get up in there. and like I shouldn't be able to see any. crevices cuz you should be that far away. from the camera. And if we can see. crevices that far away from the camera, win obviously to know that like you have. a nice body. But I agree, it should not. be like Your body's not the focus. The.

scenery could be cool is if he was like. on a hike with people and his shirt. a mountain and he's so excited that he. just summited a mountain so he rips his. shirt off and he's at the top of the. mountain. Yes, no. He has his shirt almost like. around his neck. His shoulders or his. neck and he's so hot and he's sweaty so. he took his shirt off and he's doing one. of those like when men do this. What is this thing? Do you know what. when they do this to the the They're. like pointing to the person next to. them. Do you know what I'm talking. about? Boys do that. Shut the [ __ ] up.

But no, I think I think it's around. their neck. Okay, all of his No, all of. his prompts are knock-knock jokes. No. Um. Oh, I will talk about prompts though. Okay, talk to me about prompts. Cuz you haven't been on the apps in a. little bit. No. So like prompts are a huge. Prompts are huge on Hinge. Like I feel. Or like all the apps, I don't know. But Hinge specifically. Yeah. And. I. am proud of my prompts. Oh. Ooh. Uh do you want to Is that you being. like.

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The top sheet is useless. I [ __ ]. remember when you were telling me about. this, but then you started lingering too. long on the [ __ ] top sheet. conversation. what I was going to say. Okay. So, now. when everyone slides in, And all going. for the top sheet combo. So, now I have. like 20 conversations going ham about. whether or not use a top sheet. Like I. can like "Oh, I feel so much freer since. I got rid of the top sheet. Oh, I'm. bold. I got rid of the top sheet." Like. Really, like you now you almost have.

prompts to go with once they start the. conversation on. I I I can I can give you five top sheet. jokes right off the top of my head. kind of black out and then eventually. you want to transition the conversation. yes, because the danger is I can't go on. a date with someone when all we've. talked about is whether you have a top. sheet or not on the bed. And when Lauren showed me one of her. dating app conversations, I was like. "Babe, I'm scrolling and we're still on. the [ __ ] top sheet." Which is where. you really have to be careful. Like. I think something that my advice for. dating apps that I gave to you was and I. used to do this a lot was Mm, this is.

good advice. I I can be sarcastic. Like I think that. was one of my like flirt Yeah, banter. and like I used to do that all the time. The problem is if you don't. get out of that zone somewhat in the. beginning days of speaking Before before. the actual date. Before the actual date, I find it very. hard to transition your relationship out. of the banter stage to being like sweet. and romantic and like Not [ __ ] on. each other. Yeah, yeah. Because I remember um it was.

the Canadian and it was this Canadian. hockey player that I used to hook up. with and we were both Leos, which was. just a [ __ ] disaster in general. But. I remember every single [ __ ] time I. was with him, we were constantly trying. to one-up each other and we were. constantly just. bantering. And if you were at a dinner. with us, like we would go to a lot of. group things and people were like "You. two are so [ __ ] insane together. It's. hilarious to watch." But I was also like. I also want you to like cuddle me and. like. And then you. end the date and you're like "Wait, I.

know nothing about you.". almost like a competition of if you can. keep the banter going and it gets. exhausting and I find that you almost. regret that you never were just like. normal sweet conversations and then you. can so be careful Daddy Gang that you go. don't get stuck in the banter phase. because as fun as it is to find someone. that you're like okay this person can. [ __ ] banter eventually you're going. to run out of like legroom to be like. it's now would be weird for us to have a. romantic loving moment because we're so.

joking with each other. Okay, good to. know. Okay, next your ex is in one of his. pictures. I'm in a little bit of a. destructive. mode right now. What is going on with. you? I don't know. So like I would. probably just like. go for it. No, no, I wouldn't. You were about to say some you what go. ahead say what you were going to say. No, no because like. no. How long do you have to wait to [ __ ].

his friend? Yeah, I think it has to be like a year. and a half. That's murky territory. That's that's. murder. No, I feel like cuz you what if it's. like I you know love stories like if you. go to [ __ ] a guy that your ex is friends. with again if it's his best [ __ ]. friend you're that's just that's mean. cuz it's also kind of weird in hindsight. like if his best friend would [ __ ] you.

then I don't like what that says about. him and his morals but if it was a guy. in his friend group that he was always. just kind of around but you guys never. hung out but like then you. I think you'd have to be like am I doing. this Mhm. to like get closer to him have. like a little bit like one leg into like. a circle of his life. Am I doing this. cuz I hope he's going to hear about it. Ooh, yeah or is it like you move to a. new city and you see a friend that was. his friend and you new city that's safe. Or you also have to check with yourself.

depending on the way that you broke up. with your exes like are you also leaning. into it for the familiarity that's just. like comforting to you or do you like. actually like this guy to like this guy? Okay, so there's a lot of dynamics up. right here. Interesting. Daddy gang, write into us if this has happened to. you. Um he's 6'11. Oh, yeah, baby. What? 6'11, how tall is that actually? about that for a second? 6'11. Lauren. me an If you were doing 69, your [ __ ]. your [ __ ] face would be at his.

nipple. How tall do you like what do you think. is a 6'11 like what I need like. Matt is 6'3. Oh. No, no, I I actually. think 6'11. Are there 6'11 people? Lauren, have you. ever watched the NBA? They're 6'11? Yes. 7 ft? Can you Wait, let me Google. How Let me. Google average NBA player height. Lauren, 7 ft. Really? Not average maybe, but I think. Google it. Okay. From what I understand, a lot of. like the crew boys in at BU were really.

tall and I just remember I've never. hooked up with someone that tall, but I. remember my friends always saying. oh my god, sex is so hard. because also if you're riding on top and. you're looking at him, you go to kiss. him, it's like your head would fall down. and you just hit like nipple. Like you. can't even reach up to him. Like the. proportions are off. Tell me. The. average height of an NBA player is 6 ft. 6 and 1/2 in. Is that true? That's what. AI that's what AI Google said.

And how tall's Matt? 6'3. Hey. Although. it says he's shorter online and it. really upsets him. Business can wait for. 2 seconds. What is the average height of. an NBA player? Like what's the average. height? I mean, Google it, but I would probably. say 6'5. 6'4, 6'5. Really? And but there are. people that are 6'11. Yes, but then there's people who are. 6'1. So like maybe 6'5 is 6'6 is. probably the average. But there are men that are 7 ft in the.

NBA. There's men that are 7-3. Thank you. Love you. Love you. But I'm But listen, I'm telling you. You're going to see us next week. courtside. Lauren's like, "I don't want him. throwing me around." But do you. understand what I'm saying logistic I. love how we're saying it's too tall, but. listen to me. Think about it. You are riding a man. I love how we're doing like science. Yeah. You.

are riding this man. No, we need him to be longer. This is him. You are. You're riding this man, okay? Here. Ding. ding ding. You go to kiss him and his head is here. But think about that. You can't reach. him, so you can't make out when you're. riding him. Mhm. You That's a big no. So dog Well, I guess it depends the cut. like intimacy level if you're just. trying to [ __ ] But do you understand. what I'm saying? You can't 69.

You're so far away when you're sucking. his dick that you can't really like make. eye contact. He's so He's like a mile. away. But like I think there's. definitely positives to date Does anyone. Is anyone in a relationship with a man. that's 7-ft? Let us know. 6'11". And I don't want to discriminate. I'm. just saying for you, I can tell with you. I think you want big, but I don't know. if you want that big. But if it's love. Okay. Okay. Next question. What the [ __ ]. was my question? Oh, 6'11". 6'11". It's a good question. It's a good.

question. Ooh. He's doing a baby voice in his voice. prompt. Whenever there's a voice prompt on a. dating app, I don't listen cuz I know. I'll immediately get the ick. I think that it's the worst [ __ ]. thing that they did to that app. a man doing a baby voice even sound. like? I don't know, but I know that men. do it and I actually think. ladies, I know it's probably like feels. counterintuitive, but I actually. genuinely believe I remember when I was. on Hinge and I was like, "Do not click. on that.". Yeah. Don't click on their voice prompts. because if they have one, they're. probably trying to do something funny.

and they don't understand like it's. going to give you the ick. And maybe he. is like a good guy, but he's like had. bad. Maybe he's a stand-up comedian, but like. save it for the stage. He's vegan. That's like an like that's not a deal. breaker, but that's a big inconvenience. Yeah. Yeah, like come on. Like I want to. go have steak. Yeah, exactly. And sushi. Um okay. Oh, his frat Greek letters are in his bio. and he's 30 years old. In the bio? Get. the [ __ ] out of here. If you even bring. up what fraternity you were in on our. first date, also like.

Get the [ __ ] out of here. I agree. Um. He's hot, but his outfits are horrible. I think it's okay. Like there's room to. grow. Yeah. But I also would have to. like meet him in person cuz maybe he's. like a Some men are resistant to change. I couldn't have a guy that like actually. like like. looks like to the point where I'm like. we're going on a date night and I'm just. like never getting turned on. Yeah. Okay, fair. I think that's it. Yeah. I feel like we did it. Yeah. Okay, so I think this is like a. fun game, you guys, that Lauren and I.

are just trying to figure out like who. is Lauren going to end up with and we're. all. no we're in no rush. We're in no rush. and I feel like we're all very invested. in this journey of yours and I think. people are really enjoying it. Like the. last couple episodes that we've done, I. feel like people are really enjoying the. conversation around you being single, getting out of a relationship at 30 like. you shared with us and like you're so. young and you have so much opportunity. and I like that you're kind of like. dipping in and doing dates when you're. in the mood and then you're kind of. going on little hiatus and I think that.

is a great um that's a great strategy. Like don't force yourself like don't. feel bad if you haven't gone on dates in. a couple months dating. Like maybe. you're just not ready and you're. probably like your body is probably. telling you like maybe you need to focus. on yourself a little bit more. Maybe you. want to focus on work right now. Like. don't get mad at yourself if you go in. flux of like going on a bunch of dates. and then stopping. I think that's. normal, right? Oh, yeah, that's um next time we podcast. Oh. You know I'm inviting myself back. back. You're always here.

Next time we podcast, um we can debate. the fact that I do not agree with my. therapist. Yes, let's finish with this. told me that cuz I don't want a. relationship right now and she was like, "Well, why are you going on dates if you. don't want a relationship?" So, you out. there ponder on that. Do you agree that. Lauren should not be dating if she. doesn't want a relationship or do you. think it's completely fine that Lauren. is going on dates but she doesn't want a. relationship? We will leave you with. that with that big big big question mark.

and we are going to go have wine and. watch football with Matt. So, God bless. and thank you guys so much for listening. to another lovely episode of Call Her. Daddy and you know the drill, I will see. you [ __ ] next Wednesday. Goodbye.