BOYFRIEND D*CK (ft. Harry Jowsey) (FULL EP)

all right we're rolling oh my god okay. are we ready oh you're freaking out i am. harry josie josie is that right how i. say it jazzy. [Music]. and harry was late to the goddamn. interview because why. why i was having sex i thought it was. going to be quicker but it was do you. have a girlfriend. uh yeah oh no wait why not like not. officially like. not officially but like wait tell us the. tea well no we just so we just. uh is it larissa pippen no no everyone.

thinks it is but it's not well you're. going to dinners with people so it's. just like a little. [ __ ] first off though are you are you. star [ __ ] over there. no no there was like five of us at. dinner so they just decided to pick us. and put us together you walked in. together you were you were fingering her. under the table shut up i literally saw. it. oh my god no i'm just kidding um. so you went to dinner with lars and. other people yes but it looks like. you're [ __ ] her yes. so to confirm you're not no but what you. would you. actually i'll get my no i'll give a show.

okay okay so. you have a girlfriend well not like not. really but like kind of i don't know how. it is it's like still like early days. early days like how early like. a weekend did you say a week in or a. weekend. no we can't yeah we but we meet together. like every single day. oh what is she like uh she's. the best she's very successful oh it's. very motivating i don't know guys get. weird about it in l.a like they get. scared of girls that are successful but. she like. i don't know like hanging out with her.

and like seeing how she operates just. just motivates me. turns me on wait that is actually really. hot that you like that so i think at. first it's like. oh you want to be with a girl that's. successful and then when she like makes. more money than you. or is more relevant than you because. you're irrelevant. wow i'm just kidding um i literally put. on instagram and. daddy king everyone i was like how. should i roast him and. people are being mean yeah people are. like call him out like. why the [ __ ] are you hanging out with. like young tic talkers okay so first off.

i'm actually the same age as them oh. you just look a little bigger well yeah. because they're little like american. guys are little yeah yeah yeah. but no we're the same age as like i i've. realized that. in america or like i don't know if it's. in the scene but everyone views. relationships as like transactional like. what they can get out of it. i love like everyone around me and. there's a lot of people that i'm like. that i hang out with that i don't post. about or people who aren't in the scene. people who don't have any following. stuff like that so it's it's annoying. that people are like. trying to put me on that level or like.

see it as like oh. he hangs out with them but i hang out. with everyone it's just okay those are. the people that like film and do stuff. like okay that actually is fair because. i feel like i have a lot of friends that. i don't post on social media but. obviously they're not on social media so. people like alex you have like no. [ __ ] friends and i'm like. no i do i just don't post them so you. are on tick tock. yes i haven't looked at your tic-tac-toe. so you're like shirtless you're like. humping towards the camera you're like. look at my wiener. okay so you're making the most of your.

opportunities you think you have a. girlfriend right now how'd you guys meet. on a podcast. wait oh [ __ ] i'm giving it away we're on. a podcast yes. like it's not i don't know like it's. still like in limbo like we've been. spending every day together and it's. like. it's i don't know like it's just it's so. do you want a girlfriend. yes i would i would love it i can't. sorry yes. yes yes oh my god you're like hungry for. it. like anyone on the street could be like. harry. no i i so she's just like she's.

different and i. i keep telling her i'm like you're. really rare like you're not like oh god. you're not like any other girl. no but like this one. okay so so you she's rare she is no. she's like a sweetheart she's like. very motivated she's got a very soft. soul she's got her guards up like she's. had a. is she your physical type uh yes. does she have a fake butt no no no she. doesn't she doesn't think anything i. feel like you like girls with fake butts.

i. look i'll like i don't think anything. like i'm attracted to energy. just sometimes i can't say anything i'm. attracted to. anything energy good energy yes. so like you could literally you could. have a fake app you look like a drop. pumpkin and i'd and i'd. i don't think so i think that's [ __ ]. i'd [ __ ] not just [ __ ] it but you. wouldn't date it. okay i have questions for you do you. prefer blonde or brunettes. uh you'll be done soon i promise we've.

got too long. let's just say root it brunette yeah. what i don't know i'll just get myself. oh because the girl you're hung up with. right now. but she's gonna blow up like trying to. she's got some highlights yeah blonde. and brunette. whatever she is the minute you dump her. it's like blonde yeah. um because that is your past but i feel. like brunette like francesco was a. brunette. uh yes she was correct okay correct yes. you have eyes alex. um do you keep a list of girls that you. [ __ ] yeah we. yes so can you explain that to me okay. so it's [ __ ] great. it's gross no it's great well oh it's.

gross the list is gross. it's a great lesson so my girl now is. actually just like we. were talking about something that she's. like oh gross who would keep a list and. i'm like yeah. you're like honestly that's just so. disturbing i was like who would you ever. do. like really more than 10 people look. like wow meanwhile you're like pulling. out an entire book. i'm like deleting it off my notes my. phone knowing it's saved on my laptop. i'm just like yeah. crazy crazy i don't know so it's it's. very long uh. no it's okay no it's long it's shut up. okay okay but it's got a lock on it.

you can lock notes. wait so you have it in a locked note yes. yeah you can't get it. no it's good nobody's getting in there i. just the thing is like i just. like to know where i've been so after a. big night out you're drunk and you're. just like. god forbid you forget like multiple and. multiple and hundreds of hours i'm not. that bad. you're in the hundreds don't be shy. sweetheart. it's okay daddy is gonna rush daddy is.

gonna love it you [ __ ]. it's good i mean listen at least if you. own it right. sure so like you're going on dates with. girls you're like hello like what's your. body count she's like five you're like. i am in the 200s and i'm soaring i think. it's okay for you to admit that though. you had a [ __ ] boy stage. oh yeah i was very busy well especially. when you're very busy especially when i. moved to l.a like it's like a handshake. like you go out and everything really. are you australian and. like okay so before i even had any sort. of following anything like that. i was leaving hard this i was like i was.

skinny and [ __ ] i look like an asparagus. i was so gross. and i was talking about something like. that and this chick walks out and she. hears me talking she goes you australian. and i was like yes she's like where are. you going i was like home and i was like. where are you going she's like home as. well i was like johnny get in your uber. i get an. uber go to her place all i remember is. she had a g-wagon. and then they were playing christian. music like no on the tv or the tv. so i i saved on my phone as g-wagon girl. and i legit remember i gave her the [ __ ]. sticking of her entire life. and i and i tried to roll over she's. like you cannot stay here and i'm like.

oh [ __ ]. [ __ ] i was like how about like wait and. that and it was just like that she was. like i just wanted sex bye. yeah uh i don't know maybe it was just. terrible she's like get the [ __ ] out. wait so you don't know how you did that. yeah. is that is that usually how you perform. no no. awful oh it's terrible half a second. canary that's a good one you should coin. that yeah um. no why what is your like what would you.

say that your. sex style is like when like. ex-girlfriends like what would they say. about you. okay so with uh well a lot of them talk. [ __ ] about me now because they hate me. it's like it's like one of those things. when you break up with someone what do. they say you can't explore i don't know. i just i just don't know not about like. you in the bedroom or do they uh for. sure i. feel like the first thing girls do when. you break up with them is like small. dick comes quick. first thing they say but that's also. then it's also like okay well you were. [ __ ] with him for that long. sweetheart so what the [ __ ] does that. say about you [ __ ]. exactly and also you're probably just. laying there like looking right.

there shut up shut up be quiet it takes. two to tango. um no i hate when girls say that because. i'm like well that was your boyfriend so. sweetheart that says. more about you than him yes um so what. would the what. like what's your style well with my girl. right now it's very aggressive. so tell walk us through your sex that. you just have oh my god. let's go through it like wow really. she's gonna blast me when she is. no no it will be good she's yeah she's. gonna get nice. it's very aggressive so i pretty much. just like uh like i don't know like i'd.

like to just make sure that. she's being told what they're doing oh. okay so you're dominating i talk a lot. like today i was at the gym and i was. just at a text house like leave your. front door unlocked. oh and i was i literally said these are. my orders. uh don't don't not do it and then i was. like leave your front door unlocked. i want you laying naked in your bed. playing with your [ __ ] by the time i. walk in oh harry. i was very aggressive oh very aggressive. wait but that's kind of hot. yeah did she like it yeah did she. respond uh yeah she's like we're meant. to be going to your place and i was like. [ __ ] you're like okay i was like i was.

like cause i was in the gym i was. getting very angry oh. i was walking around just like grunting. i'm like [ __ ] this i need to get out of. here just. throw around no wait so you're like a. juice head a meat head. are you at the gym all the time no i. have to go every day because i'm getting. like skinny fats. right ooh like skinny but sometimes i. feel like girls honestly sometimes i. feel like those guys [ __ ] better than. the guys with like rock hard abs so. maybe. even an in-between yeah um okay so you. go home you like to be rough and sexual. and do you have what's your favorite.

position. uh honestly right now uh. with my current girl i'd just love to. pick her up and like. carry her around like that because then. she did she literally she literally. can't move. so i'm just like you're really just like. you can't move [ __ ] stay. i'm like i'm keeping you locked out oh. my god. is she so she's little are they well. you're huge yeah so i guess that's kind. of hot. yeah um that's fascinating yeah so i. love spinning in mouths as well. for some reason i'm really into that. right now i think that's a very i think.

it's very hot and i think a lot of. people. don't get it but then once you get it. yeah it's just like dirty well i was i. literally just spit my mouth on my eye i. suck my dick with it oh it's sorry. i'm sorry hi your own caller he just. looked around and goes i'm so sorry. i'm like no tell us more but no i think. i think that's super hot i think when. a guy spits in my mouth it's like it's. just it's supposed to be messy sexy is. supposed to be messy. yeah do you have you had a lot of sex. with girls that are like. i would say like performers that like. it's not as hot because you can just. tell they're like. oh and you're like okay like i didn't.

even touch your [ __ ] yeah okay. so tell me there's this girl that my. best friend's been seeing so he's like. my roommate as well so he lives. right beside my room right and he's like. i need you to be home for when this girl. comes over because it's. [ __ ] hilarious so i'm like oh [ __ ]. okay okay. so i'm like laying in my bed like a. little wholesome boy staring at the. ceiling. and i can like i'm ready i can hear this. chick and i'm laughing and i can hear. him laugh and she goes oh please please. please please please [ __ ] [ __ ]. [ __ ] please please please please and.

then just keeps going like. like the whole time and i and i was just. like [ __ ] like how do you keep it like. shut the [ __ ] up how do you keep that up. like it's like a [ __ ] parrot like. relax no. but actually i feel like that's why i. feel bad because i feel like girls. know that they're supposed to be the. more. at times vocal one which i just want to. go back to because i heard you were. saying like you like to be vocal yeah. which i think the biggest thing i've. ever talked about on this podcast is. like it's so unattractive like i [ __ ]. guys before that i'm like.

okay so like are you awake like are you. up there like you haven't said much like. they're mute yeah [ __ ] a guy that's. mute there's nothing more unattractive. i'm like i'm so bored. i'm talking to myself um so your. your friend i get why like girls. sometimes think that they have to like. over perform because sometimes. guys are mute however ladies if you're. hearing what he's saying like it's so. unattractive. when you i guess the parrot that is. pretty good it's like shut the [ __ ] up. he should just knock her out yeah and. keep going let's just. say your thing is in your mouth exactly.

or just like put something in there like. um so you're vocal yeah for sure i like. communi like communication is. big everywhere and i feel like my me and. bed is a different. harry so oh like it's like wow. well i just i'd like to think it is like. because i was saying do. [ __ ] that i would never do in public or. like in front of anyone. so i'm just like you kind of like turn. into a different yeah yeah for sure so. i'm like. i i really appreciate it when it like if. i'm not hitting your [ __ ] g-spot or. on your [ __ ]. tell me cuz like my forearm's gonna.

cramp in ten minutes like. i gotta know where i am sweetheart yeah. it's dark like i'm like trying to choke. you from behind like where the [ __ ] is. this [ __ ] wait i feel like you're good. at sex that's what i'm getting from you. nah terrible. awful girl don't waste your time. okay wait yeah but or do you think the. girl that you're [ __ ] right now is. pleased. uh yes i think well she does she does. very well. she does well she's yeah she's what does. she do well. she's like she's just a little champion. like she literally she just takes it.

she takes a great dick uh no she. she's uh very vocal she's also dominant. as well so. oh okay so i'll be i'll be like [ __ ]. her for a bit and then i'll like get a. bit of sweat in her mouth and she'll. look up at me and i'm like yeah like. swear sweaty and she'll just be like. [ __ ] you flip me over and then like. slide so when she can tell that you're. getting tired she'll take over yeah no. she's. and she's like really good and she's. like always i you know what's really. attractive. when a girl like will touch your leg or. like grab your dick. not a lot of girls do it not a lot of. girls will an issue like if you're.

horny [ __ ] show it like show it. because sometimes like. dudes a little bit in limbo they're just. like how do i. how do i initiate [ __ ] but if you're. feeling like girls if you're listening. what guy is going to turn down sex so if. you're if you're horny and you want him. in your guts. you literally grab his leg and you just. [ __ ] tell him what's up. i think that's so nice to hear from a. guy because i've been saying that for so. [ __ ] long i'm like. does anyone understand that a man is not. gonna like punch you in the head like. get away from me.

perpetrator like no if a girl goes up. and initiates it and i think that. sometimes a lot of guys. start to in relationships feel like. [ __ ] weirdos like they're molesting. their girlfriend because he's like how. many times can i initiate and you're not. going to. and it gets exhausting and so it's nice. for once in a while for the girl or not. once in a while it should be 50 50. that you're like attacking your. boyfriend or the guy that you're [ __ ]. and like you're initiating it. legit like if you're horny just just do. it if you want round two. [ __ ] do it slap that thing on your. face wake it up it's it's game time.

put it in your mouth would you say that. would you be uncomfortable if a girl did. that like in the morning and you were. asleep. no i i was literally just about to say. that one of the hottest things that you. can't always get mad at me though and. say that that's like you're taking. advantage of someone in there. are you serious i don't think that's i. think there's like a level like we can. like say that's like fine. yeah well look like if if you actually. like if you don't know the person you're. sneaking in the room and putting that. dick in your mouth like hey. but still hey like i don't know no i. can't. but i think like it was probably one of. the hottest things that's ever happened. to me is as i woke up and i was just.

like what the [ __ ] is going on i look. down and she's just like. good morning and i'm like oh you're like. whoa good morning. i was like um okay so you are really. having good sex. uh yeah do you tend to get do are you. nervous like you'll get bored of sex. with her though uh. no not at all so i i think like. the opposite so i'm already like it's. been a week right so i'm already like. trying to bring toys in and [ __ ]. so i bought like hog ties and and all. this other stuff and this. company that's trying to sponsor me uh. they sent me like a [ __ ] load of sex.

toys. oh my god the company's out to me all. the time it's actually the one thing i. like when they send it it's so good. but dudes okay what i've found is that. guys are genuinely scared. of using toys in their bedroom why i. don't know like i'll be talking to guys. and they'll be like really. like you want to board what kind of toys. are you bringing like i'll i'll. literally just buy a vibrator like. right or there's a we vibe little clip. thing have you used that yes. oh game change especially for both. parties so good. that's a [ __ ] so it's it's potty it's. a funny. it's literally a shout out levi sponsor.

us please um. they're actually my sponsor get a bag. like that's one thing i brought for you. alex um okay so you like to use them. but are you are you into ass play. me myself yeah i had one chick eat my. ass. one time oh it was kind of life changing. but also like kind of scary. what do you mean walk us through the. experience here okay so. i was living in new zealand at the time. and this chick is like.

uh she wanted me to punch her in the. head like oh love that. like she had an abusive ex she's just. like oh like in the bedroom she's like. punch me in the [ __ ] chin and i'm. like. i'm innocent like i have a little father. like i don't think so. that's scary i'm fine. i'm fine i was like i know it's for you. but like she's like punching i gotta do. it she's like excited. i'm like i'm sorry it was like scary. isn't it scary as a guy when a girl asks. you like [ __ ] hit me you're like. i just want to like get in writing that.

like that's gonna be okay. i'm the guy that is kind of really. intimidating and i know that like. i like when you guys are up with me but. i also know that like. men are terrified to do certain things. like i don't know punch to the head is. like a little aggressive official. i could see you being like i don't think. i'm gonna do that yeah so. okay so you didn't punch her in the head. no so i was a little bit scared but it. was like we're at a club right. okay and at the time there was no ubers. come and pick us up and i was like oh my. place is like. like it's a 20 minute walk so it's. so i was like i have to pick that out.

crusty. mustard walking all the way home and. we get there we start like getting into. it and i didn't shave back there i. didn't prepare for any of this. and she's just like they're just like a. sucker fish she's like oh. legs up i was like what's god i was. drunk so i'm like naked flailing around. on the bed like what the [ __ ] is going. on. and she's like back there and i was just. like whoa i was like. he was like flopping around yeah i was. like wait were you on your stomach or. like where were you. look i was uh she started giving me a.

head and then and then she just doped. the tongue just started like getting. adventurous and i was like. hey hey hey we're getting very low there. we're low and then i was like trying to. like push her out of it and she just. like. locked in like a [ __ ] wrestler she's. like this asshole's mine. legit just wedded like a [ __ ] bulldog. i was just like. wow you're like crazy going down there i. haven't shaved her. anything yeah so you but did it feel. good oh you reckon. amazing but look i probably won't have. fingers in there why. um i i think you're being a [ __ ] i.

think i am. i i'm happy with that why. i just i just look like you're too young. you'll get there right oh really. i think so you like putting fingers in. ourselves oh my god i promise you it's. literally my favorite pastime it's what. i do all the time every day. oh my god i put my i put my finger in. every guy's ass. i think it's the best thing i think to. put anything in us is an amazing. opportunity for everyone involved and i. think wow it's not a business deal relax. i'm like and therefore swipe up um no.

harry yes no we need to talk about this. because that's upsetting to me i think. you're missing out. okay look i probably am and i'm more. than happy to miss out on yeah on some. things. right we kill we can't have everything. but with together with. i got a feeling she tried actually she. was just like oh let me let me. wash your back in the shower this. morning and i was just like okay and. then she's like yeah finger where do you. ask. oh please stop you know because it's. scary if all of a sudden it's like. one minute you don't have something in. there and the necks are shoving it in. yes.

um but i do think it's kind of harmless. for like a girl to eat your ass. for sure but hey let's let's plan this. i've only ever done anal once and i we. didn't plan it with my ex and it was a. [ __ ] show oh like literally yeah it was. like a little skunk coming out of it. i like i was like i was bashing i was. like 16. i was just like. i was like what the [ __ ] is that smell i. said it i was like oh [ __ ]. oh [ __ ] literally oh [ __ ] i forget i was. in here no. harry and your dick was covered in [ __ ].

yeah no and she's like i need to get the. bathroom i was like you're like. you already did please yeah. yes but also that annoys me when guys. are like oh my god it was so gross i'm. like you will you put it in her [ __ ]. ass. what did you think is it attractive like. i don't know i've got one friend that. can only nut from. putting in a girl's ass but i just think. it's like a dominant scene like i. honestly the [ __ ] is good for you oh. it's it's. self-lubricating it tastes good it's. designed for exactly what it's meant. right hey the other hole you're [ __ ].

out of. no that's true and i agree with that i. personally am not like i need anal 24 7. or i'm going to die. i think what i'm saying is the ass play. aspect of not. anal but like the licking and like an. occasional finger like a butt plug yeah. that's hot if a guy's like let me put. this butt plug in your ass while i have. my dick and your [ __ ] and then is. rubbing my [ __ ] and then when you have. an orgasm it's like this. amazingly full feeling that like i can't. explain it i'm like that's why maybe for. your girl you should like get a butt. plug. no i've got heaps yeah oh you've got. heaps you're like oh i got everything. yeah yeah i got my hog locked i gotta.

do you like eating ass or no i love. eating [ __ ] like that. like legit just went around the question. now harry let's go back to it do you. like eating ass i asked. yes i know you like eating pumpkin well. i prefer 80 [ __ ] yeah yeah but like. if there's an [ __ ] on my face i will. put my tongue in it yeah. i mean listen being held against my will. and you ask me i will. absolutely die okay so do you think.

you'll do anal with the girl that you're. look if she really wants it's more so. like i just love eating points and i. love. trying to make sure that they have a. good time like that's i think that's the. biggest why. uh biggest reason why i love eating. [ __ ] right is because i know that. they're. having a good time and it's like a good. way to. to get the wheels the wheels rolling and. things in motion. because it will eventually come back to. help you because then she'll be enjoying. herself and then she'll. do more for you and then she'll enjoy it. legit there's nothing worse than someone. who's just like looking around the room. just going. right like yawning yeah um do you like.

do you have you answered a lot of girls. that like slide in your dms first. uh yes i i have uh a couple times but i. just find it's just like. i i'm the worst reply like if i haven't. met you and if i'm like. rando yeah i just i suck like i'm the. worst reply like legit i've like i've. had some of the hottest girl like. instagram girls who's the most famous. person in your dms. uh there was like 40 million followers. but not anymore like i stopped replying. like i see the thing is it's like i'm. i'mma take a man no no i just i'm the.

the worst so like with this girl that. i'm seeing now like i'll reply. in seconds like i'm right legit sitting. by my phone and i'm just like checking. it. like that's how like i'm so obsessed. with her she's amazing yeah it's been a. [ __ ] week aren't we. let's check in in a [ __ ] month jesus. but like other girls like. if i if you dm me i'll be like hey okay. but so have you. um you've [ __ ] girls that have dmd you. uh yes i believe so okay we'll pull out. the [ __ ] list harry because we know.

you have it. [ __ ] you you're like yeah i mean i don't. really reply but like somehow all of a. sudden they've been like. in my bed or something i don't know okay. so you [ __ ] girls from. actually actually this chick died me and. she's like i look i look like your ex. all my friends will be telling me i look. like your ex. and i saw the request and i was just. like okay cool like. relax cowboy we're over that stage we're. moving on right. she finds me at a party like a [ __ ]. heat-seeking missile out of nowhere. and she's just like i dm'd you and i was.

like i was like. hi hello how are you what's going on. so unattractive like hi i dm'd you harry. and you're like okay. i was like okay i really didn't answer. yeah i was like which dm was it she's. like oh the one where i said it looked. like your ex and i was like oh [ __ ] that. was you nice. uh cool stuff and then she just wouldn't. leave me alone. and then i ended up pity [ __ ] it. because i felt bad because she. who pity [ __ ] her yeah at the face. house in the movie theater so if they. watch that footage. do you think she enjoyed it though uh i. don't know chasing for clout i don't.

know. you don't have clout so what exactly. i've pulled. he's coming back you'll be back in a few. years we just need another show. yeah um okay so you answer girls in the. dms which is good to know. um would you care if the girl you were. dating had an only fans. no that's like a i think it's hot it's. hot. get your [ __ ] bag take advantage of. this get your bag because harry doesn't. have one so he needs to go back please. please i'm scared would you ever. subscribe to a girl with an only fans or.

plenty oh plenty yeah for sure yeah i. did well okay so. when i was in my fuckboy stage if a girl. hit me up and there's like. the link tree you know by i'm like click. only fan subscribe i want to see what. the [ __ ] is on here like i don't see. what i'm dealing with right. and you would date a girl with an only. fan for sure the girl that i'm seeing. now. like hasn't only fans no no no probably. a bit better but like she just. posts like risky stuff and i think it's. hot i'm like yeah do do your [ __ ] it's. like. wait that's so hot because i feel like. there are so many guys they're like i. don't want a girl that like posts [ __ ].

pictures on the gram and it's like. i'm taking those photos i'm like get. your cheeks out come on like if you want. to pop a nipple like i'm here like this. let's do this wait but do you. so you uh that is interesting because. then it's like well who is she posting. them for is always the guys. like it's like why are you posting that. if i'm your boyfriend but i'm like if. you feel sexy [ __ ] do it. okay see more men need to be a little. bit like you harry. no honestly guys i have no idea. i gave you this whole [ __ ] episode so. take it okay so you don't care about. only fans yes.

do you care if a girl [ __ ] you on the. first date no it's lit. and you date her yes yeah. but no i i was just thinking i was just. thinking about the go upside down but we. didn't [ __ ] the first day we we did. everything but it was like very hot it. was very steamy. okay cause i was i see my goal was to be. celibate until the end of the year. okay yeah because like i was like. because i wanted okay so when i first. moved to la i was a bit crazy. okay so i went settlement for four and a. half months oh and because i just wanted. to focus on my business i want to focus. on getting my docs aligned and make sure. everything's like.

ready for once to show it and i wanted. to make sure that everything was like. good to go. right so i found myself like slipping. into a bit of a like a fuckboy stage. uh only focusing on [ __ ] yeah recently. it was just like a full-time job and i. was just like this is gross. it's boring so i'll be at a party and. like girls will hit me up and then i'll. be like oh. whatever like come back so i was just. like kind of. just like this isn't this isn't what i'm. after like i genuinely want someone like. to to be in my corner because look one. night stands suck they're [ __ ]. they're boring you don't know anything. about that person. you don't know what's going to make them. squirt you don't know what's going on.

yeah legit it's just like a jackhammer. you're just like trying i'm here for me. i don't give a [ __ ] about what's going. on here i'm trying to get this. in for me but when you care about. someone yeah you're just like okay cool. like i want to take my time i want to. invest. my offer right you get to know my. afternoon and your guts and there we. have it folks. um there's a quote of the day that's. honestly pretty beautiful. i agree with you i think a lot of girls. like. what would your be advice because so. many girls i feel like. think oh my god i have to sleep with him.

to keep him interested. and then they never get called back and. they are like what am i doing wrong. and i'm like i think a lot of times. people just don't read social cues like. if you're going on a first date and he. seems like a [ __ ] boy and you go home. and you [ __ ] him you shouldn't be. surprised if the guy doesn't [ __ ]. call you back the next day. exactly and it like people are so butt. hurt and they cry about it but i'm like. read the [ __ ] room yeah like read the. room and i think the biggest issue is. people go on dates at night stop it. right now.

stop it night time leads to nighttime. activities. that's a fact that's a hundred percent. proven if you go to dinner at night. and you have a few drinks you're a. little bit tipsy there legs open you're. ready. yeah but not on a coffee day [ __ ]. yeah exactly brunch. picnic beach get your [ __ ] sorted. harry potter go at a picnic tell him to. pick his nuts up and go to pick. up my [ __ ] picnic [ __ ] i actually. think that's really smart and like. if he won't go on a [ __ ] picnic.

with you. [ __ ] he's a [ __ ] and he only wanted to. [ __ ] yeah so that's what we asked we go. do you want to go on a picnic with me. harry and if harry says. it's so crazy but i can't do that today. but i'll see you at dinner. no i blocked [ __ ] his best friend. [ __ ] his dad oh my god we're always. ramping up here. i actually think that's a really really. good powerful bit of advice. every woman listening if you feel like. you've been just having unlucky. opportunities with the dating game. um have you been on dating apps i was on.

ray for a bit but everyone's just mud. and boring. it's so awful sucks it's really awful. and. i it was actually interesting my brother. gave me this bit of advice for guys. and i maybe you would think it's true. too he was like the biggest. issue with dudes on like um dating apps. yeah. he was like some of my friends will just. marinate. in the dating app and you're having. conversations with girls and it's like. paragraphs and paragraphs and you're. talking and you're talking and then it. eventually fades out. the minute you match with a girl and you.

think she's hot guys and also girls i. think it's hot. get the [ __ ] number and go right to. texting because like. that way at least and then you set up a. time to see each other like hey do you. want to go on a coffee date blah blah. just [ __ ] the talking and like all that. [ __ ] obviously you want to like know if. you kind of vibe. but to like marinate in the [ __ ]. dating app and talk about like. yeah and like my childhood trauma and. it's like okay now we've talked through. everything and i'm on to the [ __ ]. next don't play all your [ __ ] cards. on the dating. app guys will send [ __ ] paragraphs. sometimes which it doesn't seem like. you're doing. but i just feel like that it actually.

doesn't even seem like you're answering. harry. um but but i do think for guys and girls. if you slide in you say like hey like. let's. here's my number let's grab a drink this. week or now in this case coffee girls. um that way you're being initiative and. you're taking action because my brother. was like when a girl does that to me. rather than the other girl that's like. hey what's up he's like shut up [ __ ]. next training so i think just be smart. with your dating apps so you're not on. dating apps anymore no no. i just think that like they're so like.

it's just. it's it's just so like shallow and it's. just like. hey how are you where are you from cool. nice. dude how many nudes you have on your. phone and like where can we find them. and like where can we tell your. girlfriend to look for them uh. i have that what is your app i actually. have one of those. you're like alex i don't have them i. have one of those photovolts but oh. photovoltaic. very smart yeah how many this is one no.

no i mean how many pictures oh like one. just one i actually don't know i haven't. checked it into the box but they're like. a lot. yeah i put my nudes in them you put your. nudes in there yeah i don't know. i don't know if it's safe i don't have. to say but i'm just waiting for them to. get leaked i'm like i think it'll be. good for everyone i think we need to see. what is boyfriend dick. talk about what boyfriend deck is it's. actually i put on my twitter i was just. like oh my abs coming back and it was. like gray sweatpants and you could. literally just see my meat. wait did it look good i looked yeah it. looked like what was the feedback. ah there was there was a little like. harry this is not about your abs like.

but so girls liked it. uh yeah you looked good yeah i guess. okay so that's good yeah so you. basically release your own dick. i think it's good to hold the power like. you were the one that released it not. like an axe because exactly but it also. worked out for you. yeah because girls were like wow it's a. good looking dick so you have a. like you everybody listening if you. don't watch the show he calls himself. that he has boyfriend dick which i. honestly think is pretty brilliant and. like. you had a lot of good terms that you. brought to the show that i think was. what also there's a possum yeah naughty. little possum i don't know i call people. weird names. so like i so i call people just like. little food naughty little possum.

also this is if there's dudes listening. the best way to compliment a girl is. call it like a little food name or a. little sunflower. oh a little sour if you're just like hey. my little sunflower oh little chicken. it's different they laugh and it's just. a cupcake. quick yeah a little bit you want to make. oh okay okay. i said it in the bedroom. take the stick and then you walk outside. the bedroom like. my little cupcake two split personality. disorder.

coming at me bipolar i'm a gemini we are. the is that a bad sign. apparently probably we're the worst. because we're two personalities maybe. that's what it is like sexual harassment. oh. normal it is like hello my little. chicken i hope you have a blessed day. stay positive. wait like when you said that the girl is. going to eat you out and you're like. all of a sudden you know when you were. like she's going to she want me to hit. her and you're like. what no i wouldn't do that you're like. okay so i like that you've. uh split personality disorder that's. honestly where it was if we get the. mental disorders.

we i didn't know gemini was bad but i. also have never dated a gemini yeah. maybe i would hate you. why you probably what's your what is. like your sign known for i don't know if. this split person i'm still trying to. figure it out. when i first moved. what's wrong with you but when i first. moved to la i was at ep and lp at a bar. and i was sitting there and i ordered a. drink this girl walks up to me she goes. what's your star sign and i was like. gemini she's like gross could have. called it and left and i was like oh. [ __ ] you're like oh [ __ ] i'm scarred i. was like i'm sorry.

do i make it up like am i a sagittarius. yeah maybe i could be anything yeah i. could be anything which is why. you have multiple personalities harry. wow whoever's listening gemini is write. me i didn't know you guys [ __ ] sucked. but also that probably is why i haven't. dated you. i could have sworn my ex was a gemini. then um he definitely had multiple. personalities. is there anything that like you don't. like i'm trying to think for girls like. for help from you as a guy's perspective. like if a girl isn't as confident about. like her body but like. like what do you can you give a girl. advice so this is this is the best.

advice that i got in high school from oh. one of my best friends okay because he. was so skinny. and he just had so much confidence and. i'm like hey. like what's going on like what the [ __ ]. is going on what the [ __ ] is going on. why are you more confident with me yeah. i'm like i'm. no i'm taller like yeah let's give me. that's my personality i don't walk into. a room like yeah. and like you you'll go you're nuts are. hanging when you walk in this room and. he had the hottest girl in high school. his name was rody by the way shout out. rudy rutherford um and he was like to me. he's like you know what i'm stuck in.

this body for the rest of my life. i don't have i don't get another body i. don't get to be anyone else. and if i don't love myself if i'm not in. love with myself no one else will love. me he's like i'm so confident. because i [ __ ] love myself this is me. like i'm i'm in this [ __ ]. wow he's like i'm not going anywhere so. ladies if you're listening literally. that's actually. legit yeah like ladies if you're. listening have a chocolate bar look. yourself in the mirror remember who the. [ __ ] you are. and love yourself be confident it's so. sexy when girls are confident. thank you that's my ted talk wait.

harry but it's true though it is that's. actually [ __ ]. brilliant he said that because it's so. [ __ ] true it's like. what are you gonna do yeah you can. always work out and eat healthier but. like. it is what it is if you don't feel. confident at all it's like well then why. if you're not radiating that then why. would someone want to hang out with you. you know what i mean it's like if you. don't think you're hot then you know and. it's not about looks it's about like if. you have a great personality. exactly and yeah yeah you've been saying. that since bring it in like. look someone's gonna have smaller.

nipples on you someone's gonna have a. bigger butt who gives a. [ __ ] [ __ ] you are you right and that's. it own that [ __ ] be confident grab that. dick. ride that man like a [ __ ] ape and you. won't be complaining. just go just do it quick. wait harry i feel like you're like kind. of um. less dude not douchey i didn't really. know what to do. no no yeah you are no i i was gonna say. i feel like you're less. um of a piece of [ __ ].

well no i can't say that oh i ain't. you've been saying it all day. you're definitely personable like i want. everyone listening that's like why are. you having him on. you're i can tell you're not a bad. person like but what what's wrong with. you. a lot like i love asking like what's. yeah. i don't know it's like yo what's in. there i'm trying i'm trying to figure it. out now there's there's a lot for sure. ask my ex like if you get if you get it. if you get her on i'm sure i'm sure the. whole podcast will be here you guys both. are on together we can. oh my god i i would hate that yeah but. she knows you have a lot of dark [ __ ]. because i saw on logan's podcast you.

were saying like you were dealing with a. lot of. family [ __ ] and friendship and i think. that that's something that everyone. listening on the internet i understand. you can sit here and people can be like. why the [ __ ] are you having this person. on i get [ __ ] all the time for myself. right now but i also think that. sometimes with i get at these. influencers people just [ __ ] on them but. like. we're all human beings and like we all. read the comments and like i get such. negative comments sometimes about like. how i look or what i'm doing and i'm. sure you do too and as much as you are a. really outgoing guy. i'm sure there are some times where it's. like oh you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] and like.

you're getting called like gay and all. this [ __ ] it's like i'm sure it could. get to you at times yeah and i think. like with the tick tock audience. people like celebrate being negative so. they'll be like a negative comment or. they're due at someone and they'll like. [ __ ] roast them like they celebrate. that on tick tock i don't get it so. legit if you're my t if you're on my. tick tock and you're in my comment. section and you say something else i. just delete it i'm just like yeah. i see a lot of influences that just. leave it up and i'm like who gives a. [ __ ] about. user 9478 telling you that you've got. [ __ ] like skinny ankles.

who cares [ __ ] this they're a [ __ ]. loser. like i'm sorry but people that are. trolls on the internet i'm like you are. a [ __ ] loser hiding behind a username. because you can't say like you would. never say it to harry's [ __ ] face. i'll [ __ ] drop you oh yeah i'll try. elbows. no and that's true i um i remember like. someone my friend was telling me that. she was she's in classes right now and. she was like there was literally. a article that she had to read and they. were studying it was like. the death suicide rate conversion of.

people that. read comments on reddit yeah and it's. like i think the same goes for tick-tock. it's like the amount of negativity it's. like cool to troll people and it's cool. to be mean and that's why it is. concerning i feel like when i look at. these younger girls that are getting. famous on tick tock. everything has to do with their. appearance like i remember madison beer. like everyone's so. hyper focused on the girl's body and. does she [ __ ] edit her photos or what. i don't remember what i was reading but. i remember like the amount of people. that are like. go [ __ ] kill yourself i'm like i'm. sure she's a very nice girl yeah. and like live yeah so i think everyone.

daddy gang like we don't need to be. trolling anyone on the internet. apart from me except for harry potter. everybody please go to harry's [ __ ]. page and destroy. wait harry i think we had a lot of fun. today yes we did is there anything else. that we didn't cover that like you want. people to know about you how about that. i feel like it's a good platform to be. like what do you want people to know. about you like truly. um okay so my biggest thing is my ex was. saying that i cheated on her. right okay so yeah so she's been in like. every comment section she's been in. every fan page group chat. saying all this stuff about me cheating.

on her right so i just want you to think. like i broke up with her. two times because i had to the first. thing was the vegas situation that you. spoke about earlier yeah when i found. out some stuff and i also had like a lot. of bad family. like trauma stuff going on where i. needed my best friend and she couldn't. be there. uh because he was escorting in vegas. that kind of sucks like he's like i'm. having like really bad like trouble. in my family and she's like baby i gotta. go get this cash i gotta go escort. you're like huh she's like. she literally i was like oh why couldn't. i like contact you last night she's like. i had my phone on flatmate i was with. like famous people i didn't want them to.

think that i'm like texting i'm like i'm. your boyfriend. you're like i'm also your boyfriend but. also now it's kind of crazy like months. later you're realizing like she was. escorting you're like. that even sucks more but at least she. had her bag but and you were going. through really hard stuff and she was in. vegas. yeah so the first thing so no shade to. you francesco yeah go do whatever but it. doesn't give it back. you were in a situation where you needed. your girlfriend yeah and she chose to be. escorting instead of like helping you. with your family [ __ ] yeah. but yeah so i i obviously i don't talk. on that because it's it's don i've spoke. about on logan's podcast. i did it briefly uh but the second time.

we broke up. so we broke up i was like probably a. couple months before we announced it. because we don't know what to do we. filmed a breakup video. uh and i told her because i worked. together and it was just like toxic like. i was trying to i literally said to her. i just wanted to build start as friends. and build our way up and like go from. there because we didn't get that. opportunity because we were straight on. a tv show. found love like it was the most insane. experience and it was like horrible how. gross it's been. since then like how toxic it's been like. i've only. i only want to look at the good memories.

with her and i only like if i ever saw. i'd probably buy her drink and give her. a hug and i hope she's all good but like. so the situation that sucked the most is. we had this pr plan of how we were going. to like. uh announce the breakup and do it. probably i actually made like a. like a little cute memories video to. post on my tic toc and instagram and say. hey guys sometimes things don't work out. but. the thing that really upset me was we. broke up and then she said that. harry has been like she made a youtube. video that like. went went in on me and i was like this. is weird because that was a day before.

she number one moved to. la and number two we had the pr plan to. start rolling out like. my management that we're the same. manager at a time put a lot of money and. effort into making sure that this was. like. seamless and that our fans would. understand that sometimes things just. don't work out and it was just. it was very toxic and it was very like. heated. so that happened she dropped this video. and she's continued to push this. narrative that i cheated on and i'm like. francesca i broke up with you. number one i couldn't i wasn't didn't. have that feeling. for because of what happened when we.

first broke up because i was so damaged. and torn. and i couldn't look at you the same it. was so difficult. and the re and the thing that annoyed me. is she keeps saying this and all her fan. pages. are in my like everyone's asking me oh. what ask him why he cheated so you. didn't cheat on her no. never and that's the thing that breaks. my heart the most like she's in vegas. doing her thing. no one knows the truth i've got videos. of her kissing dudes i got. screenshots i got all this stuff i even. got like screenshots with celebrities. that she sent me to like make me feel. like. like tiny like it made me feel so bad so.

i'm getting like. no i'm upset yeah but anyway so. that happened and she all the fan pages. keep continuing to push this narrative. like. harry's a liar harry cheated harry did. this and that and even when i announced. the breakup i went on instagram live. i had like 50 000 people now i was like. look nothing bad has happened. uh francesca if you're watching this. with your friends right i legit if you. watch it back find it on youtube i. literally was just like. if your friend's there please give her a. hug like make sure she's all good like i. genuinely care about her. and she's been running with this. narrative yeah she said i do think it.

speaks a little bit to your character. and again like i would love to. get more of her side but yeah but i. hearing you. i'm sorry but like you never came out. and you're like hi to the world. unfortunately. francesca is currently escorting in. vegas and i'm breaking up with her. because i'm also going through [ __ ] with. my family like. blah blah whether it's true not whatever. that's what everyone i mean in l.a. knows and i'm sure she'll clap back. after this and try and say [ __ ] but. the thing is that frustrates me the most. is she was saying that like she's. got screenshots and stuff like that and.

me cheating and i'm like yeah what is. that and i'm like. post them who's the girl tell her to. come forward like if there's someone. there's someone that i genuinely was. cheating on you with that i actually. don't know about. i remember there was only one person. that i hit up once we broke up and i was. just it was this chick that i used to. see when i first moved to l.a and i was. like are you in la. and we were talking for a little bit and. then she uh i was like are you with. francesca i was like no. we broke up like a month ago we're just. we're just continuing to comment on each. other's photos because we don't. really know what to do we have a pr plan. we want to make it like right as. seamless as possible.

so that happened and then she started. running with that her friends put it in. youtube videos saying. i did this and that she commented. everywhere continuing like it. essentially like canceled me and i and i. still still to this day. haven't even come forward with like. everything anything so this is probably. the first time. well you're you're not fully even coming. fully forward because i. understand what you're saying about like. having a lot a lot a lot of. [ __ ] that could completely destroy the. narrative that she's coming with if. that's the truth and i think that like.

i would love to almost use this episode. as like. nobody knows all the [ __ ] [ __ ]. so when people only when one person in a. situation decides to come out and tell. part of a story whether it's a lie or. part of it if you don't ever hear the. other full story from someone. everyone listening understand on the. internet. you have no [ __ ] idea what's going on. behind closed doors the thing is i. always found that people who don't need. to defend themselves are the people that. are telling the truth yeah.

exactly so like she said all this and. she wanted a uh online battle. yeah and i started like going in. podcasts and like feeding into it and. i'm like. [ __ ] i don't really care about it like. i'm like. it's bad [ __ ] energy yeah and you. know the truth i know my truth and then. it's like everyone else can [ __ ]. speculate on the internet. at the end of the day gossip will. continue and another drama will come and. this will be irrelevant. exactly and the thing is like we only. have one life yeah only one chance in. this [ __ ]. i know you only have one and you want to. continue to focus on negative [ __ ] and. stuff that like. brings you down and brings you back.

that's why i'm like literally i don't. keep being a dead horse i just want it. to be done i want her to be happy. leave me alone let me do my thing like. [ __ ] that because i think at the end of. the day i don't i know i don't know you. but i don't think like. it takes a lot more energy to like hate. people. and it's not like you hate her so like. you can sit there and try to like. put out every fire or you can be like. i've got a great [ __ ] girl i want to. go live my life yeah. boom thank you so much for coming on. call her daddy you truly were i feel. like we're like friends that was so fun.

we're besties that was super fun daddy. gang i hope you enjoyed that. go show harry some love go troll him. whatever you want to do thank you for. having me. thank you for coming all right. [Music]. you.