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Why did you get into being a. >> I'm a little overqualified for some. jobs. >> How are you overqualified? >> You know, I was a leasing agent. >> Okay. >> And so I don't want to go work at. McDonald's now. >> What? >> I'm too cute to be doing stuff like. that. >> Ending balance $125. How the are you surviving right now? >> Nice gentleman on the internet. >> It's just just a little little jumbled. up. >> What have you done there? I just like, you know, get overwhelmed and then like. slam my head into walls.

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>> Hi, my name is Vanessa. I'm from West. Texas [music] and I'm 24 and this is. financial audit. >> Yes, it is. Do you work in oil? Cuz that. is the only thing out in West Texas. I'll be honest. And it's really good. money. But it's just like I mean if. you've seen Land Management, it's pretty. much all it is. Or you're servicing. people that work in oil. What do you do. out there for a living? You don't look. like. >> you came from the field. >> I do content creation and. >> Oh, the the accent is there. Okay.

>> Business. >> Okay. Content creation. Yeah. Well, we. all see the tits. >> Yep. >> They're large and they are bouncing. >> Yeah, absolutely. Um, should I guess the. kind of content creation? Cuz I actually. don't know, but like, um, unfortunately, it probably only leads to one area. >> Um, >> yes, it does. Okay. Yeah. Well, there. there it is. Okay. >> If you [clears throat] got it, flaunt. it. >> I mean, no. I mean, don't get me wrong. I mean, I got some tits, but if I had a. bigger pair of tits and I was an. attractive woman. Yeah. I mean, listen, I think it is a little demoralizing. Maybe it's not the best for our culture,

but I mean, yeah, it is easy money. Of. course, I understand why so many people. are drawn to it. What is it like 20% of. Gen Z women that are 18 or older have an. something something insane? >> So it's like later in life when your. kids are like oh. >> that accent is crazy. >> What are you? [laughter]. >> Okay. So is that your full time? Well, you said something else, right? >> I do business on the side. >> You do business? >> Yes. >> Ah, I love doing business. I do. business, too.

>> Like like Facebook Marketplace and. stuff. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, this content. creation, let's talk income there. I'm. assuming it is the O of because. >> and it's uh Tik Tok like going live on. Tik Tok. >> Oh, there actually is like content. Okay. Outside of it. Wow. Okay. Something potentially creative. What are. you doing on Tik Tok? >> I'm sewing on Tik Tok. >> What? >> Mhm. >> That converts to the titty booby. >> You would watch any pretty girl with big. titties out doing something. Um,

actually I just watch documentaries. about current global conflicts. >> You don't you don't ever just like. scroll. >> No, that's when I watch come in 5. seconds. >> In 5 seconds. >> Well, [snorts] you know, I got to get. back to the documentaries. Important. shit's going on in this world. >> Important [ __ ]. >> I don't think everyone's simp enough to. just fall into the goon bait constantly. You think? >> Well, I think enough are for people like. you to make money, which is just kind of. crazy. Um, but I guess your TikTok. people are haters, I'm being told. What. What does that mean? I'm just constantly.

being banned no matter what. >> Oh, Tik Tok is haters. >> Yeah. >> Well, maybe. Okay. Show me your content. >> It's just like, >> show me your content. >> Oh god. >> The uh Tik Tok version, by the. [clears throat] way. >> It's just thirst traps. >> Well, there you go. That's probably why. you're getting banned. It's probably. right there on the edge. We'll we'll. blur the name because we don't allow. plugs. No plugs. >> But no but I'll show some of the videos. >> Tik Tok live and I'm doing. >> Show me Show [snorts] me like a previous. >> Okay. previous one. Oh god.

>> Did you like water this or are you. sweating? >> No, it's just sparkly. >> Huh? >> It's just sparkly. >> Oh, it's sparkle. Gibb. Okay. Are we. surprised? Let's make sure. Okay. Send. this to Lindsay afterwards. She's. literally. [laughter]. >> So, because I'm a # young hoe. Are we. surprised you're getting banned? >> Yeah, cuz I've seen 10. >> Okay. 758 followers isn't making a. living. You're like the pink hair Twitch.

streamer that came out and she's like. I'm a social media. It's like this this. isn't making. >> that's 700 people within like two. months. >> Is that good? >> Yeah. >> I don't necessarily think so. This. content's kind of not. >> some of them are just like post from the. lives. >> But is this like. >> what the is unique here? >> My goodness. If you have a pair of. boobs, literally the effort you have to. put into things to make money is.

practically nothing. >> My my previous account that I had, I had. 15,000 on there. That one was completely. banned. >> When was that banned? I. >> want to say like 3 months ago. >> Okay. Why was it banned? What was the. official thing? >> It was a Tik Tok live. >> What did you do? >> Um I was just just bouncing. >> And how much of it showed? >> A little bit spillage came out. A little. bit of. >> There was a tip. >> There was a nipple. >> Okay. Well, that's bananable. That's. >> It was an accident though. It was still.

happen. When I did my streaming for a. couple months, Sydney Sydney Sweeny's. tits accidentally popped up on my. Twitter and I was banned. >> Oopsie. That happens. That wasn't even. my thing. I was just scrolling. >> You just move past it and then I made. another one and we just grow it from. there. >> Well, it's like 400 followers. Okay. Well, how much are we making? I need I. need an income here. Um really the. income is just from random men online. like randomly like so on. >> I was asking for a number.

>> Um there is no specific number. >> Okay. Lots of average. How long have you. been doing it? You're 24. Did you do. like the 18? Here we go. >> No. So I I did I started it like about a. year ago and then I got in with like a. whole management company. Abella Danger. What were you doing before a year ago? Why did you get into being a. >> um I was a housekeeper and I had nothing. else to do and I lived and worked on. property. So then I was like I'll just.

one of my friends. >> and what else happened on property? >> Um a lot of I was drunk a lot but. >> Huh? >> Yeah. just just working and drinking. But. >> I was assuming the dad that lived there. you. >> okay. I wasn't. >> expecting you making content when I. worked there and I went ham on it within. like the first couple months. >> No, no, no. I'm being told you were. sleeping with staff in a resident. >> Yeah, that was a different one. That was. a different apartment complex. >> Wait, wait.

>> I've worked at two apartment complex. >> This is an apartment complex. So, why. did I think you were like in home staff. for like a wealthy person? Why? Why? Well, okay. You were just working at an. apartment complex in cleaning. What? What do you mean? Like just mopping the. floors? >> Well, like when people move out. >> Oh, that's enough for a full-time. position on. >> Yeah. >> Oh. Oh, okay. And you were just staff. >> and then Yeah. >> How much have staff? >> Uh, just one of them. >> That's not that crazy. And people that. work in restaurants, they sleep.

together. Okay. I'm not freaking out. about that. I thought you were like at. you were someone's maid. >> No. No. Uh, sleeping with the resident. probably a little riskier. >> It was like a It was like a company and. so I'm just like the housekeeper for the. company. >> and the resident just like hit on you. when you were there. >> Yeah. >> I mean, I don't really care them. I. mean, that's a little different. I. thought you were like sleeping with like. someone you were personally with. Consenting adults. I don't really give a. but I don't know. Did that get you in. trouble? >> No. >> Okay. So, why did you get into being a. [ __ ]. >> Because.

>> Not that you weren't before. >> I wasn't before. Actually, wasn't at. all. I was I did like taught special. needs kids for a while and that was like. my favorite job. But then I just decided. one day it I'm just gonna make just see. if I can make money. >> Why? >> Just cuz. Why not? >> Okay. But the thing is. >> if you're not making enough now to make. the to make it for the rest of your. life. >> Well, in the moment when I started it, it was just kind of like for shits and. giggles money. >> But that can still you for the rest of.

your life. That digital footprint. forever. >> Oh yeah. I'm sure they're online. I'm. sure I could find leaks right now. >> Oh, 100%. And it's just it's there. It's. there forever. >> Yeah. And do you think they're going to. want you in the school again? >> No. >> That was your favorite job. Why destroy. that? Cuz I mean, what? Especially. >> cuz I wouldn't do it again. >> Especially those things, they're going. to get saggy real quick. I mean, you're. not going to be able to do this for that. much longer. >> Yeah. No. And I know that. And that's. why. >> So, you've destroyed your life already. All for what? Not for millions. If. you're Sophie Rain level making that.

kind of money. Yeah. You'd be surviving. for the rest of your life. That's fine. But at this point, what's the point? You're what? Destroy your You destroy. your life. >> Destroying my life. Everybody in their. life. You haven't had the consequences. >> Everybody in their mom has made an only. >> No. No. Among among people around your. age, yes, a higher percent than ever. before is doing. But even still, I mean, if you're making enough over the last. year to have leaks, then that shit's. going to be there. If someone just. starts, puts a tit online and then no.

one really sees, that's not going to. follow them that much. It sounds like. you're in a place where this is going to. follow you forever now. >> Yeah. >> And I'm assuming not making enough. >> Yeah. No, >> exactly. Or else you wouldn't be on this. show for it to make a difference in the. future and actually be able to sustain. you post OAF. >> Yeah. >> So again, okay, fine. What was your. highest income earning month from OAF? So, I actually got into a contract with. Abella Danger's manager. >> I I don't know what that is.

>> You Abella Danger. You know who that is? >> No, >> that's a star. >> Okay. I I actually don't know anyone by. their I know Sophie Ring cuz her manager. uh Well, no, no, I knew her, but she. said she wanted to come on the show and. then but I guess she never did. >> And then so I got contracted with them. within the. >> Oh, Bonnie Blue because she like. probably has AIDS. >> Yeah, probably. >> Keep going. I made five grand within a. month and a half just on only. and then. >> five grand. We're destroying our life. for five grand one time. When I asked.

for your height, you're giving me five. grand. >> Yeah. >> How the are you surviving right now? >> Because there's nice gentlemen. >> Because I said how. >> nice gentlemen on the internet. >> Oh, are you being a sugar baby? Okay. Is this not so degrading and. pathetic? Have sex. Sex is fun. We all. do it. But I mean, if we start doing it. for money, >> then what? >> It's just like at that point. I mean,

it's just. more degrading. >> To to who? >> I guess to me it just seems I like being. a [ __ ] Again, I think have fun, but. >> Exactly. >> Okay. Well, okay. Okay. Okay. Give me. examples of what's going on now. Um, so. just like on I'll sometimes scam men out. of money. >> Scam? >> Uh, sometimes. >> I thought we were sugar. Oh, no, no, no, no. Tell me the difference. >> Tell me. Tell me. Give me an example of.

that. >> That's crazy. >> It's like you're a piece of [ __ ]. >> 100 bucks and I'll FaceTime you and so. then they send me 100 bucks and I just. block them. Where do they find you? >> Snapchat. Tik Tok. What? Oh, okay. Tik. Tok. How do they find you on Snapchat? >> Cuz if you post on your public story, so. like my IP address is banned like. Snapchat. I can't have another one at. all.

>> Why? >> Because I got banned so many times. >> Why? >> For posting provocative pictures. >> Was it provocative pictures or were they. nude? >> They weren't nude. None of them were. ever nude. >> No tit. No tit, >> no sign of flappage. >> Mm-. >> Okay, that's a bit weird. Okay, so they. find you and you're like, "In order to. FaceTime me, send me $100." And then you. block them. >> Well, they usually swipe up and they. say, "You selling?". >> What is What are men doing? How are we. How what the There's so much.

>> Exactly. >> Also, sex is not difficult. What are we. doing? Why Why are people asking for. images? A woman they don't know. A woman. they don't know. How is seeing her? And. that's exactly why I scam them because. it's like, why are you buying [ __ ] off. Snapchat? >> Okay. I mean, you're the one selling. >> Yeah. >> Come on. How are you to judge again? [clears throat] Sex. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, um. [clears throat] All right. And then the.

people you're not scamming cuz you're. not going to make $100. >> Sending videos. >> You send videos. >> Yeah. >> What kind of videos? >> Wouldn't you like to know weather boy? Where are your parents? >> Um, I have sent. >> How many people you got? >> Well, it's just like it's different. platforms. It's different things. But. but men but men scammed me in the. beginning, too. >> I don't care. You deserve it now. You. >> How'd you get scammed? >> Well, there would be times where they'd. be like, "Send the video and then I'll.

send you the money.". >> No, no, no. Obviously, you can't do. that. That's just you being a. >> No, 100%. That was just me falling into. that. But at the end of the day, it was. like you just scam. >> y'all and scammer get scammed, buddy. >> Okay. Well, that doesn't make sense. Don't be someone is a piece of [ __ ]. Don't be a piece of [ __ ] So, do you. have sugar daddies right now? >> I have a sugar daddy. >> Hey. Okay. So, what happens there? >> We just meet up and he gives me 500. bucks. >> And you. >> have sex.

>> Is he incredibly ugly? No, he's just. kind of older. >> Why don't you just have sex with him. then? >> Fun. >> I can get $500 out of it. >> How old is he? >> Probably like 50 something. >> Are you getting tested? >> Yeah. >> Are you letting this man go? >> Huh? >> You letting him go unwrapped? >> Uh-uh. >> Oh, good. Okay. My goodness. I was going.

to say I don't you're you're. >> No. >> Okay. You're meeting to have sex for. $500 is a. >> No, we're having a mutual spoiling. >> What? Okay. >> And how frequently do we do this? >> Like maybe twice a month. >> How'd you meet him? >> On.com. >> Oh, that's an actual website. That is so. just clear as day what it's for. That's.

crazy. Yeah. >> Okay. So, it's basically a website. Got. it. >> I guess [sighs and snorts] when I get. old, if I'm that desperate. Jeez. Let me. see what this guy looks like. I'm not. going to put it on camera. >> I don't even have a picture. >> What the You know his name? You can look. him up online. >> I I I know his sugar daddy name. >> Oh my goodness. Is he married? >> Is he married? >> I don't know. >> No way. You don't know. You haven't. picked You haven't chatted at all about. anything. I know he has a kid. >> He's married.

>> Well, that's on him. >> Yeah. No, it is on him. It is on him for. what it's worth. Uh, okay. Show me this. sugar daddy thing. Show me the sugar. daddy website. >> Let me see. >> Let's see your profile. >> So, but $500 twice a month, that's. $1,000 a month. Again, math isn't adding. up. And I know you're not at your peak. of. So, how much are you making a month? What What did you make last month? enough to get by, which is probably just. like maybe like two grand. >> What the where' the other two grand come.

from or the other one grand come from. from your a thousand? >> Well, then there's just the random guys. that And then sometimes they'll just be. like, "Hey, do you need anything?" And. I'm like, "Yeah, 100 bucks." And they. just send it to me. >> Through what platforms? >> Tik Tok. They just find me and then they're like, "If you need anything, just let me. know.". >> They message you on Tik Tok. >> What the is happening? Our society is. collapsing. This is insane. Oh, we are. going to be like the next South Korea. We are so done. This is crazy.

So, what's your future? Cuz 2000 gets us. nowhere. You're at 24 a year. I don't even know. how you're living. I I I got to learn. more about that. But yeah, let's see. Okay. Okay. Here's the Sugar Daddy. website. I'm going to record it. I think. Yeah, they're attractive pictures. I. guess this is. Is this an app? >> No, it's just a website, but I just. added it to my home screen like an app. >> That's crazy. You're okay. Let's see.

what's going on here. You have no active. conversations. You have no active. conversations. >> No, cuz they all like they all. disappeared. I had quite a bit. Oh, >> good death. Oh, they're all so old. They. are all so old. Let's see who's. >> Some of them are decrepit. >> Yeah, but you you match with them. >> Yeah, cuz you'll send money. I spoil. Oh, [ __ ]. >> See, everybody's looking for a mutual. spoil. >> Dude's tall for what it's worth. I mean, [ __ ] the doctoral net worth one to.

10. What the is happening here? This is. crazy. What is going on here? Let's make I need a date in West Texas. This is wild, man. This is crazy. Chat, are you saying this is wild? Okay. So, you have this guy's albums. [clears throat]. Okay. So, they gave you access to their. album. >> Mhm. And then you can see their picture. >> My gosh. I mean, we're all going to, I.

guess, turn into this someday. So, okay. So, this is you. Let's see. The one. place on earth I want to be. And then. you didn't finish the sentence. Nothing. on earth. >> Can I just GPT everything? >> I guess you really don't have to do. anything cuz you're the woman. on paper. for most of is being a model. You're a. model. No, you just started an early. model. I I could happy if I could. finally pay my debt. Well, use your. sugar uh money and then actually pay. your debt instead of doing whatever. >> Oh, despite all my complaints, my exes. could all agree that I'm crazy.

>> Yeah, >> you're crazy. >> Yeah. >> Well, that's not good. >> Yeah. >> How are you crazy? >> Just it's just a little little. >> What have you done there? Nothing. Nothing. >> crazy [ __ ] have you done? I just like, you know, get overwhelmed and then like. slam my head into walls. So that's it. >> You slam your heads into walls? >> Yeah. >> You bash your head into walls? >> Yeah. >> How frequently are you bashing your head. into walls? >> I haven't done it in like couple months. >> What the What the is this? What?

>> Like Mhm. So if like I was in an. argument with me and my ex and it was. like a screaming battle and it was. really bad. >> What were you guys fighting about? of. breathing at that point. >> Okay. So, this is a recent ex. Oh, you. broke up with your You had a fiance? >> Yes. So, I quit doing first time because. >> Oh, you've done it multiple times. Me. Okay. >> I got engaged to him and it was a really. toxic bad relationship. I was basically.

locked in the bedroom. I wasn't allowed. to leave the room cuz he thought I was. going to the roommate. >> What the Why would he think that? Uh. just cuz he was insecure. >> Good death. Okay, let's see what's going. on at Tik Tok here. We'll probably go through more in the. post show active now. What's this guy. doing? Uh okay.

Say hi to [clears throat] this dude's. Why you're following these weird people? What the is happening here? Must be a whole different person or a. scammer, huh? Hello, spend. I want some. money. Okay, so you're actively asking. for money. What the [ __ ] is happening? This is crazy, man. Are you do it on Okay, so you don't have. Hinge downloaded. >> No, it's on my other phone.

>> Oh, we have a horror phone. >> Yeah. >> Okay, show me your horror phone. I don't. even have it on me. >> Well, you met the guy last night that. your ex forbade you for being with. >> Yeah. >> Why? Or like what what happened there? >> I was just we just hung out. It's just he's just a cool dude. He's. just a cool dude. We were just hanging. out. It's my guns.

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Okay, so how many people are you texting. on here? >> Oh, a lot. July 17th. That was a few. days ago. Okay, so what are you. >> getting real click happy over there? I'm. scared. >> I mean, yeah, those are your tits, but. that is only. Okay. I mean, they're large, but these. aren't people even asking for anything. You're just sending. I'm so confused. Is. that only. >> Well, yeah. I'm looking through the. messages. >> I haven't created any content in.

probably like a month for. >> You shouldn't You should stop. You. should do something with your life. I. don't even know. This is. >> And that's like that's what I wanted to. do. Like I I haven't wanted to continue. to do anymore cuz it it's a lot of work. [music]. >> So, what were you fighting about that. made you bang your head into the wall, though? >> I really don't remember. We would just. get into like screaming matches and I. just like couldn't take it and so I just.

>> You're insane. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So, what's the future? You want to get. out of the house? No [ __ ] That's pretty. basic. But how are you doing that? What's the plan? >> Well, the most recent plan is I It's. $1,300 to get your real estate license. >> Oh my. What is it with everyone at the. Paris that thinks they're going to DO. YOU LIVE IN WEST TEXAS? Go on. >> Because I was a leasing agent and I. loved it. I loved being a leasing agent. That was so fun. And it's like real.

estate there's more more money. >> You're not going to be successful in. that. >> Why? >> Because. like 80% aren't. And I'm sorry. I don't. It's just like you. >> didn't say why. >> You bang your heads in walls. You were a. leasing agent. >> and. >> you just do um I don't see this life. skill. What entrepreneurial thing have. you ever done that'll get you to that. has indicated that you would somehow be. good at real estate? >> The leasing job that's going to show. 100%. I leased over.

apartments that want to be real estate. You just make no sense. >> 90 days. Less than 90 days. >> Are you applying to jobs in the. meantime, please? >> Yes. >> Think. anything lining up? >> I've got an interview on Thursday. Good. for what? >> A leasing agent job. >> Oh, thank Well, were you fired from your. previous ones? >> No, I goted over from the last one that. I just worked at. >> I quit before my 90 days was up and so.

they didn't pay me my. >> quit before 90 days. >> Yeah. >> Why? >> The apartment complex. It just corporate. didn't like me. >> See, if you can't even stick out for 90. days, like you know how long it like. most people don't make money in their. first year of being a real estate agent. >> Yeah. No. How the That can't be your. plan. Oh, you were doing some door to. door sales a month ago. Oh, you lasted. one week. Great. What were you selling? >> Windows. >> Okay. You aren't not going to be. successful in real estate. You need to. work for someone. You need to work for. someone. >> at a desk doing something. You can't do.

sales. You are not someone that can do. that. >> Why? >> You're Look at you. Less than 90 days at. at that previous position. You can't. even stick out. Oh, >> less than 90 days, but I still lease 30. >> Only a week. You last a week at the. sales job door to door. >> Yeah, cuz I'm too small. I'm too cute. >> Oh, shut this. >> I'm going to beable. >> Oh, shut you'll be kidnappable. >> in real estate as well then. >> Yeah, but at least I'm not going door to. door. I'm not invading people's spaces.

>> No, but you're meeting up with random. people who say they want to buy a house. or sell a house. Good luck. Okay. Okay. So, this isn't a real plan, but okay. Maybe you'll be this real estate person. Anything else going on? >> I I do sewing and stuff on the side. >> You do sewing? Okay. What's that? >> I just I sew bags and I like repurpose. and recycle and reuse. So, I'll go to. like thrift stores and get like Wrangler. pants. >> Is this an actual business? >> Yeah. Like people are like actively like. ordering and buying from me.

>> Okay. Tell me about the business. First into the tank is a [ __ ] who. thinks she can make bags but can't even. spell what's on it correctly. [music]. Hi Sharks. My name is Vanessa and I'm. from West Texas. I am here seeking. $5,000 for 5% of my company. Every.

person needs a bag, whether it's for. travel, for daily use. In an age of mass. production, more and more people want. customized pieces that reflect who they. are and where they go. Growing up taught. [music] me that you don't throw things. away just because they're worn out. You. figure out how to give them another. life. That's become the foundation of my. business. I started teaching myself to. sew over 6 years ago, and what began as. a hobby turned into an obsession. Today,

I create custom bags and accessories by. repurposing clothing, work wear, vintage. textiles, and other materials that would. normally end up in a landfill. [music]. Every piece is handmade and one of a. kind. I don't want to stop at custom. orders. I want to build a recognizable. brand where every product has a story. Whether it's turning an old Carheart. jacket into a backpack, making a cable. bag for musicians, creating organizers, or repairing someone's favorite piece of.

clothing instead of replacing it. I. [music] also document the entire. creative process. Customers can watch. their [music] item being made from start. to finish. That content builds trust, grows with the brand and the creator, an. additional source of income through. social media. Eventually, I want to. offer nationwide [music]. mail-in repairs so people can restore. the clothing and the bags they already. love instead of replacing them. Why I'm.

seeking investment? My biggest challenge. isn't making the products, it's growing. the business. An investment would allow. me to improve my workspace, purchase. equipment and materials, build a. professional website, and consistently. create content that reaches more. customers. I'm not trying to build. another fast fashion company. I want to. build a brand that celebrates [music]. craftsmanship, sustainability, and. creativity while proving handmade.

products still have a place in today's. world. With the right support, I believe. this business can grow into something. much bigger than custom bags. Any. questions? >> What do the bags look like? >> Let's see. >> This is one that I made for Caleb. >> Okay. >> So, it's got like a zipper. >> This took me about 8 hours. So, it's got. like zipper here, zipper here, and then. on the inside it's got a [music] place. for a laptop. And then there's a cord.

bag in there too that I made. >> H. >> So, it's like [music] completely. customizable. There's a water bottle. pocket on the side. There's um places. where you can clip things. >> And how much [music] did this cost for. you to produce? >> This only costed me $12. >> Costed $12. >> And what do you sell it for? >> I sell it for around 150. >> Wow. >> That's a premium product. 50 bucks.

>> Vanessa, is this a is this a new. business? I mean, is are we still in the. conceptual stage? How much how much. revenue have you had come through in. sales? >> I'll I'll be honest with you, it is. quite a newer business. I've had about. eight bags sold so far, but I've been going live on TikTok and. just sewing and making stuff. And people. are so intrigued by the process of me. making these bags, and they get so. interested in them. you know, eventually. they're like, "Hey, I would love to.

order a custom bag from you." Okay. >> Or something as much as like them. sending in [music] like maybe their. favorite pair of pants and I can make. that. >> How many followers do you have on TikTok. that you're showing this all to? >> At the moment, it's only. 700 that I'm showing it to. >> Okay. And uh just to bring other sharks. up to speed, have you ever had another. Tik Tok? >> I have had another Tik Tok and it was I. had like 15,000 followers on it. >> That's interesting. And what happened? >> It did get banned because.

>> I was doing um content creation, adult. content creation. >> Oh. >> And so it got banned for that reason. >> So here's my thoughts. I'm going to tell. you how you how you actually grow this. business. I think it would be very. unique if you show yourself making these. bags, but you make just crazy custom. one-offs. You document the process and. then you sell it to the people who are. watching. Like I see people do this all. the time with art. They create these. amazing art pieces. They document the. process. Some of them get a lot of views.

and then they sell them. But I don't. think this is quite a business that you. could scale easily unless you just. happen to go crazy viral. >> I do want to know how did you come up. with your valuation? You said 5,000 for. 5%. >> Yes, 5,000. So that would be for all of. like uh sewing table, cutting table. >> I understand that. But where did you get. to about a h 100,000 being the value of. this company today? >> I never said it was 100,000. was a. value. [laughter]. >> The offer says it though.

>> 5,000 for 5%. >> Which would be a valuation. >> That does does make sense. >> So, is it is the valuation coming down? >> Yeah. >> Okay, good. I truly don't know like what like my. business would be worth, but [music] I. do know that I can create really good. pieces and really connect with these. people because these are like stories. that you're telling through these these. work wearers and everything. I've made a. I've made a bag out of my dad's [music].

old, you know, clothes, like some of his. old pants. And that was a story because. in those pants he did a whole bunch of. things. And so [music] that turned into. a story that turned into something. bigger. I would love for people to be. able to send in. >> What did he do in his pants? >> Well, he just got to like go [music]. interview a lot of really cool people. and like that just that day was like a. special day for him that he wore those. pants for. >> So you know what it costs to produce. this bag, but do you have shipping under.

control? Do you understand the costs. around that? So shipping would be around. like. $5ish dollars, but they would be giving. me half of the deposit up front and they. would be covering the shipping [music]. cost. >> Vanessa, I would be curious, how many. bags could you actually make in a year? Um, because let me let me let me lay it. out is I wonder where we are on the. chicken versus the egg. What came first. is if you should create your following.

so that you can then charge a big enough. premium if you had enough followers. because you're probably not going to be. able to create a ton of these back since. they're all custom and oneoff and I'm. just worried if you don't have the. audience first you're not going to be. able to charge the premium so it it's. not a viable business. Does does that. make sense? [music]. >> Yes, absolutely. And I can I literally. within two weeks [music] got that 700. followers. I just go live on Tik Tok and. unfortunately I did get just um a ban at.

the moment on my Tik Tok live because I. was adjusting my camera and when I went. to like reach behind it, it was just. [music] my cleavage that was in view and. I've tried to appeal it. It's been in. approval [music] for literally 3 days. I'm still waiting. >> Was there Wait, is this the 700 or the. 15,000? >> This is the 700. Okay. >> So, we're already on the brink of the. 700 going away. >> No, cuz that was my first first. >> first. >> restriction. And that was totally user.

error, just not realizing where the. camera was facing. >> Now, once we get these followers up, if. you're able to get these followers up. and we're able to sell enough bags with. the say I provided 5,000, have we. considered uh instead of you making. them, having [music] a child in Asia or. Africa making them for a couple cents? See, but why do that? Why do that when I. can make them? And I can also make these. like um [music] just just like baseline.

products of just like Oh, this is a cute. little shoulder [music] wrangler bag and. I can just make a couple of those so. that those are just sellable. So, how. how are you currently uh paying your. bills now if uh we're not making as many. bags today? I want to know I want to. make sure that the person I'm investing. in is able to take care of their life. >> All my bills have been paid for for the. most part. I I am getting money from men. online. >> to do what?

>> Well, you know, it's adult content. creation. That's how I make money and. that's how I'm spending my bills. >> So, unfortunately, uh I believe. in your daily life that you're a [ __ ]. and for that reason I'm out. just in my daily life because I decided. my body was worth someone spending money. on it. You're out. >> I'm out. >> Okay. >> But you still have five sharks, four. sharks left. >> All right. So, here's here's what I.

think. I'd be going in on the content. creation. I'd be making the bags. I. think if you spin up a unique story with. the jeans with someone sends you. something, you document the process, I. could actually see you selling these. things, I think you could grow a. following, showing the cool stories. behind it and actually do well at it. But the problem is that you could only. make so many bags in a year. So the only. way to scale this, in my opinion, sell a. really premium bag that's handmade. Kind. of like ZHC. This guy would do custom.

art on like iPhones and stuff like that. scale that up and then eventually you. offer a mass market product, but you. making them yourselves is is going to be. pretty difficult. But not to say you. can't make money on it and grow a. following from it, but like scaling that. beyond just yourself is going to be a. longer process. >> Yes. And I don't expect for it to happen. overnight by any means. I know that this. would be quite a long process, but I. sewing has been the one thing that's. been like very consistent [music] in my. life. I've been doing it for 6 years. no.

matter what. Like that's just where I go. to is sewing. And I love making things. for other [music] people, too. I just I. don't make things for myself. I make. things for other people. >> And that Vanessa, I think that anybody. who can actually create something with. their hands that has a a value that. that's something to be commended and to. be respected. I think I'm out just. because you're you're doing this at the. wrong time. Meaning that you have to get. the following. Exactly what Graham was. talking about. So you can charge the.

premium that your hard work is worth. But it but lean into your talents of. what you can create with your hands and. create the monetization and try because. I worry some of the ways that you've. made money in the past. That's only. going to be a moment in time. And I want. you to actually develop and lean into. your talents of what you can create. because that's going to just have a lot. more longevity. it's actually be more. sustainable for you and you probably can. create your own little cult following. that lets you get the the crowdfunding.

by by charging that premium. But but I. wish you the best. Um but but I'm out. >> Thank you. >> Here's what I would do instead of money. I'll give you my email and feel free to. email me if you have any questions. I'd. be happy to email you back, give you my. thoughts on something. And I I think. that would be worth way more than. $5,000. I really appreciate that. >> Grammar, are you out? >> Financially, I'm out, but email is in.

>> Cool. Well, Vanessa, I think you're very. sweet and uh I think it's really cool. that you're you're talented, but my. worry is that the marketing strategy. could disappear over something that Tik. Tok doesn't like. And also, >> exactly, >> my portfolio is already carrying enough. baggage. So, for that reason, I'm out. [laughter]. >> Thank you. >> All right, Vanessa, this is Humphrey. How are you? I um. >> financially I'm also out for similar. reasons as the other sharks have said. here. But to answer your question about. how to value your business at this.

current time it takes you eight hours to. make a bag. So in a single year. presumably if you worked every day uh. you could maybe make 250 bags, you know, normal working hours. And so if each bag. is $150, your annual revenue is 37,500. And so if you're making 37,500 from. making these bags full-time, first of. all, that's not even enough of a wage. for yourself, I think that would be. really tough because that's that's just.

revenue. That's just not your costs. [music] And then the other thing is that. if you were to value it at say one time. sales, so your business would be worth. 37,500. But let's say at the high end. it's worth 1.5x or 2x sales, you know, you're kind of looking at between 56k. and uh 75k is what your business is. worth. I just don't think it's that. worth it for me to invest in it. But I. think it's got a cool story and I think. if you can grow your following and. charge a very high premium for the bags, let's say their artwork instead, you.

know, maybe they cost you 50 bucks to. make, but now now you're selling them. for $1,500. That could be really interesting and. people would buy it because of its. association to you. I think that would. be that would be really cool. So, I. think your focus is maybe not so much on. the price of the bags for now, but just. really growing your online persona so. that one day maybe you can charge that. premium and and then that would be. interesting. But as of right now, I. don't see it becoming a mass scale. product. >> I appreciate y'all's time. Thank you so. much. >> Vanessa, you got some good advice today.

and unfortunately leaving without an. investment, but we can see you have some. big hustle in you and we wish you the. best. >> Thank you. Okay, so it unfortunately uh. looks like the bad company is is not. going to work. And honestly, um. [laughter]. look, I was having fun with it and I I I. wanted to get their reactions with me. calling calling you a [ __ ] but like in. reality, I think Humphrey especially at. the end and uh it really gave some good. advice. I think things it really isn't.

scalable. >> No. >> Were you joking with the 5,000 for 100. for 5% or was that what you were. actually thinking? I just chat GPT's. numbers. >> chat. How what did you feed it to get. valued at a 100,000? >> We had a whole project going on. But. >> but it's okay. But it's okay. I learned. a lot of lessons from it. I learned a. lot of from what from that conversation. >> Yes. >> It actually was more value. I was. thinking I was like this is going to be. a good bet. But I think No, I think I. mean what did you learn? Cuz I think you.

shouldn't pursue this. >> first of all like. >> a hobby. A hobby. >> It's a hobby. But I think it'd be like a. cute side hobby. >> Yeah, side hobby. But we're not pursuing. this. So, this is my concern for you, right? It's like, okay, you're being a. [ __ ] and like that's not going to be. great long term. Taking the old dude's. pee pee, >> uh, you know, selling online. That's. just. >> is that what you want for the rest of. your life? >> No. And that's why, >> realtor, that's not that's not going to. work out. >> Why? >> We already went over it. You don't stick. to things long enough. You're not that.

entrepreneurial type person that just. majority people that try to get into. reals they don't do well. >> Majority. >> Yeah. I don't know why. Why do you think. you're going to be a unique butterfly in. that? Okay, fine. Why do you think it's. going to work? You ask why I think it's. not going to work. Why do you think it's. going to work? >> Cuz I think I'm very good at selling a. house. People need a house. And you. know, if they if they want it, they want. it. If they don't, they don't. At the. end of the day, you know. >> Wow. Okay. You're going to kill it. You're going to do incredible girl. You. literally I'm being told you quit jobs.

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>> Why? >> Because I've done food jobs before. >> You're 24. I mean you're not that old, dude. What have you done? >> A lot. Well, well, yeah, because you. quit at everything on day one. >> I've got experience. >> Experience. >> Let's see. We've got the tanning salon. I worked there twice. >> I thought we were talking flipping. burgers. Okay. >> Um, bagel place. That was where I did my. food. I've worked at Steinmart. I've. worked at um I was a leasing agent. I. was a housekeeper.

>> How long you stayed somewhere? >> A year and a half. >> I'm losing a little too early on. I'm a. little overqualified for certain jobs, you know. >> How how are you overqualified? >> You know, I was a leasing agent. [cough]. >> Okay. >> And so I don't want to go work at. McDonald's now. >> WHAT? THAT'S MCDONALD'S OF real estate. >> Yeah, but I don't want to go be in there. flipping the burgers and everything. I'm. too cute. >> Well, people make careers. >> to be doing I'm too cute to be doing. stuff like that. I want to wear.

>> Maybe if you wore less makeup. I don't. know what you look like out of there, but you cake to death, dude. I don't. know what's going on. >> to death. You can wipe. You can wipe. There ain't nothing. [clears throat]. >> There's no makeup on there. All that. fake. >> Well, there is makeup on there. obviously, but there's not as much as. you're saying it's caked. >> Come on. Oh, what are we doing here? That that's okay. Sure. But why? Why do. you look down on fast food workers? >> I'm not looking down on them by any. means. >> Well, you said you're overqualified cuz. you're a leasing agent. That's looking. down on them.

>> No, I'm saying I'm overqualified. to flip burgers. Girl, your Dr. Pepper. can is just showing how much makeup. you're wearing. Look at that on the edge. of it. >> That's lipstick. That's lipstick. >> Yeah. I mean, you're just going crazy. >> What do we think the percentage chance. of getting this new job that you're. interviewing for? >> Pretty high. They were asking like, "How. soon can you start?" And I was like, "As. soon as possible." They were trying to. get an interview. >> Are you actually going to stay there? >> Yeah. >> What is there to look forward to for.

this job for you to stay there? Cuz I. need you to stay there and make money. a. college town. So, there's like. >> younger guys and I have a little bit of. a mommy kink. And. >> what does that even mean? >> I just, you know. >> What does that mean? >> I just like to be called mommy. >> Do college guys like calling women. mommy? I didn't do that while I was in college. Is this. >> It's It's a whole different thing now. Everything's like mommy. >> Mommy.

>> I'm guessing Texas Tech cuz it's like. the only one out there. Okay, you're. gonna stay there because there's young. college guys. >> Plus, it's just that's just a good place. to like it's college kids that are. looking for a place to stay. Of course, they're going to need an apartment. Like, so of course I'm going to be. getting constantly like doing. >> cheaper places, though. So, it's like. >> it's less money. >> It I mean, it is less money, but it's a. job. >> It is a job. And you have nothing right. now. And I I need you to stop being I'd. rather you be a [ __ ] just consenting to. casual sex than selling it cuz it's just.

so it's just not good for your life. uh. and long-term damaging. So, I mean, that's fine if if that's what we're. getting. Like, I'm okay with that. But. that's I mean, crazy and fine. Yeah. Cater to your mommy kink. That's. >> I think it would be fun. It would be. interesting. You'd meet so many weird. new people and lots of cute guys. So, >> weird new people cuz you're in a college. town. >> Yeah, cuz it's all like Well, they're. weird. It's like ranching and stuff is. like really what they're focused on.

>> I don't get it. Okay. Yeah. Hey, you do. you. I just need you to make a income. >> Yeah. I. >> mean, that's the critical thing here, right? And I need you to get Do you want. to get away from. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You do? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Why? >> Cuz I like it. >> Okay. Well, there you go. Okay. Well, that's that's actually good to hear. My. goodness. So, then when you meet up with. Mr. 70-year-old or whatever, you don't. actually like it. >> No. >> Okay. Good. >> I just need to pay my phone bill. Good.

[ __ ] dude. You know you're right. Okay. >> In um in theory, I never agreed to that, you know. I never agreed to that. I. didn't I didn't I simply just shook my. head. >> What? >> It's a mutual spoiling. >> Uhhuh. Sure. Yeah. Okay. So, tell me. about your finances today. What are we. looking at? What has it been like in. your adult life? Um, in my adult life is. pretty much been paycheck to paycheck, but I mean I wasn't always bad with.

money. I when I was 17, I had. >> 17. >> When I was 17. >> in high school, okay, >> I had $20,000. [sighs]. >> How? >> Because of the co money. >> What? >> So I was getting paid to be at home for. CO. >> You were 17. How? Why? Why were you. getting paid? What? >> Well, cuz like it was like 17 like. turning to 18, right? >> High school students who were getting. paid. Well, cuz like 20 it was 2020. Yeah. >> High school students were getting paid. >> Yes. >> Highere were high school students. getting paid. >> I was getting paid two grand every two.

weeks. >> What the Were you a senior in high. school? >> Mhm. >> What? >> So I was able to save up a bunch of. money cuz I wasn't ordering online or. anything and so I got like 20 grand. saved up. >> I have to fact check this. Are you sure. you didn't commit some kind of fraud? I'. I've never I did not I wasn't in high. school at the time and I guess I don't. know many high schoolers but I have not. heard of this. >> Yeah. >> Okay. So you had 20,000. I'm going to.

see if that's valid that you got it. But. even still you had it. What the. happened? >> So then I bought an ambulance. >> Okay. What is with the on the show and. buying ambulances? >> It was five grand and I refurbished it. Spent about three grand refurbishing it. >> What are we doing? >> It was a tiny home. No. High school. seniors who were 17 year old during. COVID did not receive 2,000 did not. What you did? What fraud did you commit? >> I really don't know now. >> First round car,

200 per eligible adult, which you. weren't. Do your parents not claim you. for taxes? Were you considered your own. dependent? >> Um, >> but no, cuz you live with your parents. now. Of course, they claimed you as a. dependent. Why wouldn't they? Third. round American Rescue Plan. Second. round. What the What is that? In the. first round, 17-year-old claim as. dependent generally qualified for. neither adult nor child add-on. >> I don't know. >> what the No, you committed some kind of. fraud, dude. 100%. IRS, what the.

>> I It was just like. >> Did you know you committed fraud? >> No, I did not know. >> What did you do? Did you sign up for. something? Um it was like through like. the Texas something and I I don't even I. fully don't even remember but it was my. friend just told me like hey. put in here that you can't work during. co and you can get. >> yeah for adults. >> and what happened to the money? So then. I I spent it on the ambulance and then.

>> right. >> I stayed in the ambulance one night and. my dad came banging on the door just to. joke with me and it scared sh me and I. never slept in it again. Didn't even. >> Well, you didn't blow the full 20 on the. ambulance. The numbers didn't add up. >> Nope. So then I moved out. >> Yeah. >> And then it was just gone. >> No. Where' to go? >> Rent, groceries. >> Were you not working? I was working at. the time, but then I was in between a. job because I was waiting for school to.

start. So then I was just living off of. that for a little bit. >> No, no automatic 2,000 a month check. exists for 17-year-olds who said they. could not work during CO pandemic. assistance. The BAU uh unemployment. assistance in Texas specifically both. ran regular unemployment and PUA. No, dude. You've totally committed some. kind of fraud. Well, >> yeah. Nothing in the state of Texas. either. Pandemic EBT, some school. No.

What the is happening here? You blew it. on an Do you Did you sell the ambulance? At least get some of the money. >> So, I sold it to my dad and my dad pays. for my car insurance every month. >> What What's he doing with it? >> I don't know. It's literally just been. sitting there for a while. So, >> what did you get from your dad for it? >> Just He pays for my insurance. >> For how long? >> For five grand. But neither of us are. keeping track. So I'm just hoping. >> you're using him. >> a little bit. Yeah. >> Come on.

Come on. So you're receiving money from. the government and you did and you got. fraud. Let's uh ask the age-old question. on uh financial audit especially as a. contractor or just whatever that you do. Do you pay taxes? >> I have not filed my taxes. >> I haven't filed. >> in the past 2 years. >> Why? Why? cuz I didn't have money to go. get it filed. One was it one year. >> That's free. >> It was free if you know what you're. doing. I don't know what I'm doing.

>> But it can go against your return on. like Turboax and stuff. >> I tried it and it just was difficult. So, I just didn't do it. >> That's not how this works. You may have. actually gotten money back cuz you're. poor. >> I don't think I got money back. >> Well, you didn't file. So, no, you. didn't. You didn't give or get. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and then this year. I just I cuz I had Medicaid, so like I. wasn't going to get. >> You had Medicaid, >> so I wasn't going to get. >> You choose to quit jobs because you're.

entitled and we give you Medicaid. >> because of your choice. >> Yeah. >> I'm okay with government programs. I. really am. For people that fall in hard. times, you didn't. You chose to leave. Why would we support someone who's. choosing to leave? Wait, that's probably. also Why do you get Medicaid? You. weren't laid off. You weren't fired. I. got Medicaid when I was working at the. apartment complex just cuz I wasn't. making enough. >> How many hours a week were you working? >> I was working 40 hours a week. But. according to like. >> Okay. >> All of it. I.

>> Are you on it today? >> No. Like I mean cuz you're just choosing. not to work. You're literally you're. like I won't flip burgers. I'm better. I'm overqualified for burgers. >> No, you say I'm overqualified for. burgers. So why would I give you. assistance if you're not willing to go. get a job? Go [ __ ] yourself. >> But I am willing to get a job. I'm. actively applying. >> Not burgers. Yeah, >> you're picking and choosing. If you're. picking and choosing, then we should not. give you anything. >> I am absolutely picking and choosing. because it's where I valued. >> Good. And we shouldn't value your. picking and choosing to give you. benefits.

Are you on any programs? >> Um, no. >> Well, okay. You haven't filed taxes in a. couple years, so I don't even know if. you could, honestly. >> Mm-m. >> You got money from FASA, but did you use. it for school? >> I told me you didn't go to school. I. didn't go to school, but I I just like. randomly one day just put in the FASA to. see if I got money from it this. beginning of this year and I. >> this year. >> Yeah, I. >> they they said like I qualified for. money. I haven't done anything. >> What are we doing? Just end the United. States. Just end it. We can't manage.

anything. Clearly, we just hit our. record number of people out of work in. this country. Not even just unemployed. People just aren't even doing anything. And we're just funding that. And we're. totally okay with it. We're totally. okay. No one gives a We're so done. How. much did you get? >> Uh I don't even remember. But I didn't I. didn't actually take the money cuz. >> But it said you were qualified for it. >> I was qualified for it. Yes. >> Why didn't you? I'm glad you didn't. But. why didn't you? >> Because I I didn't know if I wanted to. go to college or not. >> So it was in relation to college.

>> Yeah. Cuz I wanted to go for. >> forensic accepted anywhere. >> Forensic psychology was Amarillo. College. >> Okay. So it was for college. >> Yeah. >> Oh, well you made it sound like it. wasn't for college. >> Yeah. No. Yeah, it was for college. >> Well, okay. Well, then I'm not opposed. to it. You you very much made it sound. like it wasn't. And you didn't get. anything dispersed. >> Mm-m. >> Okay. I mean, yeah, you could you could. totally scam it by getting like accepted. into community college, which everyone. is basically, and then saying you need. money, so you borrow money then use it.

just in your life. You could totally do. that. Don't. >> I won't. >> But you could. Okay. What do you think. your financial score is? 0 to 10. Zero. being the worst, 10 being the best. >> My financial score, >> zero being the worst, 10 being the best. [snorts]. >> Two. >> Okay. If you want to see where you stand. in the world of money, take the Hammer. financial score assessment. It is free. Just takes a few minutes and it's new. and improved. So, if you've done it. before, take it now and you can see. where you stand in each category and. high level detail and what you need to. do to improve it. Check it out.

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I'm being told that this is required to. pay back before you can even rent an. apartment again. Maybe in your own words. or what? I don't know what. Tell me. what's going on. >> XL Energy, that's what most apartment. complexes go through at least. So I have. to pay that. >> Oh, that's where the rent payment is. goes through. >> This isn't util. >> Yeah, utilities. >> Oh, in your area maybe. >> Yeah. So like I have to pay 9. >> They said that. Oh, so you have to pay. that before you can start servicing. >> Yes. >> I can't unfair. And you make Dude, if.

you ride two old pee pees, you pay that. And I don't want you to. I'm not. advocating. But I'm just saying why. haven't you? Cuz you live at home. I'm. confused. >> Cuz I just like to spend my money. >> Well, there you go. So you don't give a. You don't give a about getting an. apartment. >> I do though. >> No, you don't. You just like to spend. money. You're not saving up for a first. month, last month. You're not saving up. for a security deposit. happiness. You know, when you open a. package, does it not bring you.

happiness? >> Uh, a little. I guess it's a nice little. dopamine hit, but I can afford it. You. literally owe back pay on energy and you. can't restart a utility payment until. you pay it. And you live at home and. you're a [ __ ] and a. >> So, it's a mutual spoiling. It's not. >> Uh-huh. What happened? When did this. happen? >> When did what happen? >> The energy, dude. 900. >> That was the first That was the first.

apartment complex. >> Oh my. first ever. >> Have you ever been an adult? The the the. the money you did earn once when you had. 20,000 setting aside was literally. getting something in a fraudulent way. Other than that, you've never and that's. not an accomplishment, but other than. that, you've never accomplished anything. in your life. >> I have I've accomplished a ton of stuff. in my life. >> Tell me, please. >> What? >> I'm still here. I'm still here. >> What? [laughter] Okay. The biggest. minimum human accomplishment staying. alive. Yeah, that's a that's a big.

accomplishment in itself. >> That's the most basic thing ever. >> Yeah. >> Really? When I ask you say you've. accomplished a lot and I ask you what. have you done, that's the one thing you. can say. You can't say one other thing. >> I I did I lost. about 90 lbs. >> Oh, you were a fat. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Show me the before. Let's see. Huh. Well, no, no, no. That's actually. really good cuz I mean Yeah. No, you.

look good. And it's rare that people get to keep. the tits, right? >> Yeah. Because at first I didn't. >> I'm sure. Unfortunately now I'm sure. that they go down to your legs, but. No, >> them pose still perky. >> It's actually impressive. Maybe because. you did it young enough. I don't I don't. know. >> Well, it's just cuz I had extra extra. large. titties. >> Oh my gosh. Yeah, you were a big girl. >> Yeah, let's get this and put it on.

screen. Yeah, not like morbidly obese, but you were definitely big. I'm. actually surprised that that is an extra. 90 pounds. >> I had a roll for sure when I sat down. >> Okay. No, I mean, okay. So, what that. indicates to me is that you are somebody. that can stick to discipline of some. kind. >> Yes. >> And follow a plan. Now, why haven't you. been able to financially? [sighs and gasps]. >> Cuz I don't I don't really know what I'm. doing. Well, how'd you know what you. were doing with losing weight? >> Cuz it's simple. You. >> This is simple. How did you learn the.

simplicity of that? >> Just I mean working out. Just you. figured it out. >> How did you learn? >> I just figured it out. Like I went. >> just going to the gym and doing it. >> What about the dieting and everything? >> There really wasn't any dieting or. anything. >> What the [ __ ] Lucky. Okay. So, how'd. you learn what workouts work and the. calorie deficit and all that good stuff? >> Just looking it up online. >> There you go. Why haven't you done that. with this? That's the exact thing I'm. trying to say.

>> I don't know. >> It's very basic. >> It's just like. >> you spend less than you make. That's it. >> Yeah. >> So, why did you not pay this? This was. your first apartment. Why did you not. pay it? What happened in that moment? Um, so I. I lived by myself on the apartment. complex and then just had like big life. incident happened and then I had to. >> What was your rent? >> Uh, rent was 800. >> What was That's so cheap. What was your.

big life incident? >> Just like mental health stuff. And so. then. >> Okay, it happens. >> And so then I had to move in with a. roommate. >> Okay. You had to move in with a roommate. >> and then the roommate. somehow, I don't know how at all, but. $500 later was like the electric bill. >> And. >> why did you make them responsible for. paying the electric bill and not having. your eyes on it? >> Well, I did have my eyes on it. Or so I. thought. >> Not. >> or so I thought. I was keeping up with. it and everything was always paid on. time. I was never late. Never, not once.

was I late. But then I just lost all my. money. >> Okay. So when $500 popped up, why did. you not figure out a way to take care of. it? Instead, you were just like, no, let. me the next years of my life. >> Because I was moving in with my fiance. and I was like, I don't need it. >> Oh, the fiance. Oh my goodness. I can't. believe you were engaged. Okay. [ __ ]. When was the engagement? What How old. were you when you got engaged? >> Uh, the engagement was last year. It ended in January.

>> of this year. >> Yes. >> And you got engaged what month last. year? Um, well, we were together for like eight. months. He proposed after five. >> What? Okay. >> Why did you get together so quick? Why'd. you say yes? >> Um, it was just kind of like on the. spot. I wasn't ready for it, you know? >> So, say no. >> That's hard. That's That's a hard thing. I I thought. >> Okay, then you shouldn't be putting. yourself in that situation if you. literally can't say no. I I thought well.

it was like I was financially dependent. on him. >> What the why? What were you doing for. work? >> Well, he wanted me to stay home. >> Okay. But you guys weren't married. So. why why would you be staying home yet? >> Were you still fat? >> Mm-m. >> Okay. >> He just like didn't want me to cuz he. thought I was going to sleep with my. co-workers or sleep with random people. and he just was a really insecure man. >> And then why did you break up? Uh. >> well yeah he said don't my friend and.

then you his friend literally last night. >> after. >> Yeah but come on it's crazy. >> Are they still friends? >> No. >> I don't think so. >> It's crazy. Okay go on. >> And so then. um. >> Oh friends multiple. You have multiple. of his friends? >> Yes. >> How many? >> Three. >> Why? >> Why not? >> That's crazy behavior. You're clearly. like targeting them. No, they're just. like who I know. And.

>> are they all friends? >> Who I know? They Yeah. >> Does he know? >> No. >> Why? >> Cuz I didn't tell him. >> Did they? >> No. >> And you just text them. Let's. >> No. I was just like They asked to hang. out. >> They Okay. They wanted a Obviously. >> Yeah. >> If they asked to hang out, you don't. hang out and not I mean it's clear. Oh, he caught you cheating. >> No, I never cheated on him. But when our. relationship ended, so what it was was. my coworker had texted me because I did.

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entitled to a potential recovery of over. $1,000. Every time we get people from West. Texas, they're same. What is happening. out there? >> Yeah. >> What is the desert doing to people? >> We're losing our minds. We're losing our. mind. >> Wait, but then why'd you get back with. him last month? I'm being told. >> Cuz we have such good sex. So I just. hooked up with him. We just had the best. sex. >> You have AIDS? >> No, I don't. There's no way you don't. >> No, I don't have AIDS. the amount of. people you get.

>> You You're You're over exaggerating the. number a little bit. Oh, >> I'm just going from what you've said. Show me y'all's talking. >> Me and him. >> Uh-huh. >> I don't even know if I have it still. >> I think he deserves to know. I'm going. to call him in the post show and let him. know. >> Oh, dear God. >> When did you his friends? >> Like a month after. >> Okay. [snorts] So, it was before you. last month. Yeah. Pull up. Pull it. You can search.

his name. >> Got an attitude problem. >> Who? >> You. >> Well, yeah. >> No, I deleted it. >> Your text messages with him? >> Yeah, I did. >> Why? >> Cuz I I got tired of seeing his name on. my phone. >> But you just rekindled. >> Yeah, he called me. >> He called me cuz we passed each other. Cuz I always have to drive on the road. where he lives. Goodness. >> And so he we passed each other. He. called me. >> Oh, wait. You guys went on a trip. together too. What the are we doing? >> Yeah. So then like randomly we just like.

went on a trip and we kind of like I. thought we were rekindling but then he. like ghosted me as soon as we got back. >> Well, dude, he cuts his Why would you. want to be with that? >> I cuz I'm love blind. >> You're love blind. >> You're a [ __ ] You Oh, >> wrong. I. >> mean I I It's fine. I I' I've been a. [ __ ] Everyone's a [ __ ] It's a thing. I don't know. Um, $276 in collections. for something. I mean, I don't even know. what it was for. Do you?

>> 2,000. >> 276. >> That. >> take a look at it. There is a medical. one coming. That is 2000. But take a. look at that. >> Um, that one is from a like a buy now, pay later. >> Why? >> Those ones got me. >> When? >> When I worked at the first apartment. complex. >> Oh my goodness. What were you getting? Um, hair extensions. >> Not even worth it.

>> How many? >> A lot. >> Why? >> Cuz I was That's when I was filming for. only. >> [ __ ] So, did you ever even make a. profit? >> Yes, I did. >> [ __ ]. >> I just didn't pay him back. >> Yeah, I mean, [ __ ] We got like at. least over a,000 $1,300 in [ __ ]. spending last month. You make 2,000 a. month, you're never going to be able to. survive. You're never going to be able. to survive. You just let everything go. to collection. So, what is this? Is this. a medical thing? 2030. >> Yeah. It was just an ambulance ride.

>> For why? >> Cuz I just I just needed to go and they. said, >> "Why?". >> They said you can either ride in a. police car. >> to you. >> I had a moment. >> Okay. Banging her head against the wall. as usual. >> Essentially, pretty much. And so then. Baker acted me. They said you can either. ride in the ambulance or the police car. And I didn't want to ride in the back of. police car. And I didn't think it was. going to be $2,000 for an ambulance. ride.

I didn't do anything. It just. >> When did this happen? >> Like 2 years ago. [snorts]. >> And why did you never set up even a. payment plan or anything? >> Cuz doesn't it fall off after seven. years? Like medical stuff. collections. in general, but collections can sue you. and court can garnish your wages from. any future jobs. >> That's ridiculous. It's because I wasn't. going to pay $2,000 because I got Baker. acted and they took me. >> Huh? >> to the ambulance. >> You got what? >> Baker acted. >> What? >> Baker acted. >> I don't know what that is.

>> If you're a harm to yourself or others. >> Oh, I don't I don't I Okay. Well, >> then they take you away no matter what. And then you have to see a judge. >> Did you? >> Yeah. >> And said you didn't have to pay. >> Well, no. What? >> They take you to like a mental hospital. >> Okay, you can run. You can figure it. out. [snorts] Okay. Uh, okay. What do you owe for 1,388 in. collections? >> Um, that is also just [ __ ] spending.

>> Yeah, but what is the account? >> Uh, a firm. It was uh I did buy like a pretty big. sex machine. >> Machine? Yeah. >> What is that? I've never heard of this. >> You can like suction it to the floor and. then it. >> the machine. >> The machine. And then you can like angle. it whichever way you want it to go. Then. you put on, you know, like on top of it, you know, you can either suction. something to it or they have attachments.

that you can use and it just it just. >> You. are the horniest person. I think it's. >> Yeah. Can I see what this looks like? >> Yeah. >> Without you attached to it? >> Yes. >> So, a machine went to collections. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Well, America. What an interesting time we live in.

>> It was a great purchase though, I will. say. >> You use it constantly? >> All the time. >> Okay. Guess it's better than getting. AIDS. So, it looks like that, but there's more. like attachment. >> Why would this be something that you're. like, "Yes, let me just bend over in. front of this." This is crazy. Put it on. screen. >> There's other ones where it's got like. like the rabbit ears and everything. Like there's just different toys that go. with it. You can put like a creature. [ __ ] on there.

>> Huh? >> A creature [ __ ]. >> I don't know. Is that like of a. >> a [ __ ] of a creature? like a tentacle or. like there's a. >> Why would you want that? >> Cuz it feels good. >> That's so weird. Okay. $110 in. collections. What? >> That's just another All of those are buy. now pay later. All of them. >> Yes. Okay. Into your actual spending. >> Yes. >> So, this is stupid. In your checking.

account, you started with $17.76. >> Mhm. >> No, that was all your money. Sorry. $22.24. ended with $22.85. Why? Why start in a negative? Why do. this to yourself? You will never leave. home. You will never leave home. Curt, I don't even Where's like the. spending page? It must be in there. But what the is.

going on? Why would you spend money if. you're negative? Just just flat out. Where's the logic? >> Cuz I need gas. Yes, I need food. >> But so you will never move out. >> I will move out. >> Align that. Align that with the current. situation and tell me how. >> As is the current situation right now. No, it's not going very well. >> But you're someone who spends more than. when they than they make with almost no. overhead. So how the are you going to. survive on your own? You already didn't. pay your electricity. >> I've already survived a month without a. job. >> living at home.

>> Yeah. >> How are you not connecting this? How are. you going to survive on your own? You. couldn't last time. >> I did though. I did. >> YOU STILL OWE ON YOUR electricity bill. from then. >> That was only just cuz I moved in my ex. and so I just I didn't have a reason to. pay the electricity bill. >> Morals. >> Yeah, we know. >> Mutual spoiling. >> Yeah. What happens if that 80-year-old.

dies? >> That's what it said. Okay. Credit Karma checking account. It's a thing. >> Yeah. >> Whoa. Okay. Did not know. Beginning balance 671. Okay. It's better than last time, but I. can't see your ending balance. Well, oh, uh, $1. One one singular dollar.

more Door Dashing Walgreens. A lot of. morning after pills, I assume those. sliding on my throat. >> No, I've got one on in my arm. >> I. >> Walgreens. Walgreens. Okay. You What are. you stoping at Walgreens and getting for. $283. >> like lashes? >> You don't care about You will never. survive. You're never going to leave. You're going to be a home and a loser. forever. [snorts] Walgreens. Lashes. Door Dashing. Great greatmer.

Great aimer. tell. Hello. >> I don't even know what. >> Great great aimer. >> Oh, great American cookie. >> You're door dashing. You dude. Dude, you. literally don't have a job in your door. dashing of cookies. >> I'm door dashing because I'm hungry and. cuz of [ __ ] car and I piece of [ __ ] car. to the drive-thru. Piece of [ __ ] walk to. the kitchen. >> But I don't have food there.

Go take your piece of [ __ ] car to. Walmart and get some groceries. >> But then if you don't have gas money and. it's at least. >> gas, how are you telling me you're. getting a full tank of gas worth of Door. Dash in one sitting? >> That doesn't make sense. >> It's like $12 to Door Dash. But. >> get $12 of gas. It'll last you a second. >> Exactly a second. >> More than that meal. >> But I'm hungry now. >> Oh my Dude, you're broken. Okay, good. luck. Good luck. Good. Good. Good luck. Toten totem. >> Mhm. That's I got a fountain drink.

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below. Uh, code Caleb while supplies. last. And also, you can get any flavor. Get the free sample. See if you like it. And then she door dashes Chick-fil-A for. $16.71. And instead of getting gas, she. door dashes Pizza Hut on the same day. No, the next day instead of getting gas. for $16.85. Ulta. Now she cakes it all on in one. sitting. Dutch Bros for $13.35 instead. of getting gas. She door dashes for $578.

instead of getting gas. She door dashes Taco Villa for $20.73. instead of getting gas. She then gets. McDonald's for $141 instead of getting. gas. What's Head Hunters for $22? >> That is a vape store. [snorts] You are a failure in every way. So now you're going to just your entire. body. Sure, why not? Mc What's the point. of McDonald's? $9. No gas. Ros's Cafe.

and tortilla $11. NO GAS. ENDING balance $125. No [ __ ] You can't get gas. You You're. telling the produc This is how you. prioritize life. You're telling. producers, you get money from a man and. you immediately go to Walmart for a. shopping spree. That's how you live. instead of trying to further your life. in any way whatsoever. >> I am furthering my life though, >> but not in the way that you want. longterm. You want out. >> Yeah. >> But you're not going to ever leave if.

that's how you live your life. Debt to. brother. Why? How much? >> How much debt to brother? >> I've got like $500. >> What? I bet you your brother, too. >> Uh-uh. That's nasty. Nasty. $500 just. because I I needed it from my phone. bill. Like. >> phone bill is $500. >> Uh it's like $3.98 and I was behind. >> Switch to Helium, dude. 15 bucks a line. Helium $15 a line. You probably owe on. your phone like a dumb.

and more. You have must owe on like an. iPad, watch, earphones. >> Yeah. Yeah, I do owe on a couple different. things. [sighs]. So that's that's my bad. >> He deserve it. He deserved the failure. at this point then. Okay. So when did he. do that? You said a couple months ago. >> Yeah. Do. >> you have a payment plan with him? What's. the expectation? Does he live at home? >> Uh he lives in a trailer on the side of. the home.

>> Oh, this is a family of success. >> Yeah. >> Oh my. >> My parents killed it. They absolutely. killed it. >> They should have you in the womb. [laughter]. So yeah, he's a musician. [laughter]. >> And you make bags. >> and we're we're just creative. We're. just a creative little duo. >> Oh, you use the Gusto spending account. >> Mhm.

>> That's what you That's what we use for. payroll here. I don't think anyone has. taken this as an option. cuz you can get like cash advance and. [ __ ] Uh, which looks like is what you do, right? >> Mhm. Mhm. >> It's like, I made the money. Why not get. it beforehand? Uh that's that's not. again just like anything because.

personally on caleheimer.com we have. like personal loans and debt forgiveness. and credit cards and car insurance. I'm. not opposed to the concept of any. financial service other than like a. payday loan or like credit one cuz it's. fees for existing. I'm not opposed to. the vast majority of anything else. including even this. But if you can't. manage any of those correctly, then I'm. dramatically opposed to it. I could use. this.

Let's pretend I don't know, maybe I'm uh. going on. I could do it for whatever I. want to do cuz I know I could manage it. and pay it back. You can't. So stop. >> Well, it's like when I need the money, I. need the money. >> I'm being told you smoke weed. Is that. true? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> How much you How much money do you spend. on that a month? >> Probably around like 400. >> Okay. You need the money. There it is. Stop spending that much money. The. world's biggest pthead in this office is.

Mark, who just literally gasped behind. you. You made the biggest pthead of the. office gasp. >> I get like half half an ounce every. week or so. >> Okay, now he's questioning. Is it just. more expensive over there? >> That's about. That's about right. >> Is that a lot? >> Is that a lot, Mark? >> It's a lot of weed. >> That's a lot of weed. >> It's like It's like It's like this. It's.

like this in a jar. That's like this. big. >> That doesn't help me. I just I don't. know what translates. I I I don't know. >> Your parents are okay with what you do. for a little not living. Going and. riding old dick. >> Well, they don't they don't know. >> You live there. They don't know how you. get your Okay. So, what are you doing. here? Let's see. Oh, bang bang vapor. Head hunters. More vape. Getting pops or. energy drinks or whatever the door. dashing Taco Bell. Not getting gas. $25. Pop.

Door dashing Subway. Pack a sack. >> That's a gas station. >> Well, $5. So, you didn't get gas? Probably. >> I did get gas. >> Probably got some. So, okay. $20 for. Taco Bell, but great. Okay. Toot and. Totem again. There it is. Getting some. pop. Head hunters. Getting some vapes. Afterpay $100. I didn't even see your. Afterpay. Toot and Totem. Head hunters, pull up your Afterpay. Olive Garden. Oh, and then that's paying back for the. cash advance. Party stop. Probably got.

some [ __ ]. Yeah. And there's the cash advance. Cash. advance. Cash advance. Then we have an. Apple cash account. Negative almost every month last year. Jeez me. Okay, this is your afterpay. You owe $65. with $7.50 a payment. We didn't even get a statement for this.

freak. You have an overdue payment. Yo, 65. That's $7 a pay. It's for Walmart. You. are just such a Let me look at your. Amazon. Do you buy anything on Amazon? >> Yeah. >> Let me see your Amazon. Oh, you pay for link in bio 650. Apple. bill. Apple bill. [gasps]. Getting some drinks and [ __ ]. Walgreens $51. That has to be morning. after. That's a morning after.

>> What is it? >> Walgreens $51. >> Oh, no. That was just makeup skinare. >> suck. Door Dash in the Gana. Paying for X premium. Getting into. [ __ ] Payment out. Payment out. Payment out. Payment. I don't even know. what. >> You just want to see what I've ordered. >> Yes. Door Dash Chick-fil-A. [ __ ]. Payment out. Payment out. I don't even. know where that shit's going. [ __ ] [ __ ] Pop. Pop. Amazon. Oh, this is fake jewelry. Makeup forever.

lash extensions. There's the sex. machine. Oh my gosh. For men and women. Well, I guess. Yeah. There's bottoms out. there, Brandon. >> No, cuz they have they have pocket [ __ ]. like attachments. Don't tell me that. [laughter]. >> I do. >> I can't I can't become demotivated in. such like I need that. I need to need to. go hunt. I can't do not. >> If we take that away from men, we will. literally do nothing but stay inside.

>> No, it gets real technical. Like real. technical for men. >> This is insane. Let's get your budget. By the way, I'm not against sex toys. I'm not against sex. I don't like. charging for it cuz it's degrading as. and it gets you in dangerous situations. and it's not good for your life when. it's permanent footprint. And if you're. addicted to sex toys just like anything. then it'd be bad. It's going like porn. and stuff, man. Okay. Income 2,000. I. guess hopefully you get this job.

Debt payments $7.50. Not crazy. So, do you owe anything to. rent while living there? >> Uh-uh. >> Anything to utilities while living. there? internet. >> Okay. Food. You say you pay for all. that, right? >> Yeah. >> $300. You meal prepping and meal. planning. >> Am I? >> Oh my. Yes. Or else there's nothing in. here. Oh, yeah. >> So, $300. TP fund. Anything else you. need to survive? Tampons, makeup, all. the good stuff. $150. >> Yes. Yeah. You cut. You cut.

>> Phone bill. >> Let's look and see exactly how much it. is. I just need you to get rid of them. and switch to helium, man. I really do. It's crazy. You're past like 548 on your phone bill. right now. >> I'm past due 180. >> Okay. What's your phone bill? Brother, really? COME ON. [screaming].

>> I think it's like 3.98. >> Medical healthcare. You got co-pays on a. monthly basis? >> Um, I pay for what is it? The. Oh [ __ ] what's it called? When you go. to Good RX. Good RX. >> How much a month? >> It's 10. >> Okay. Subscriptions. I'll try to give. you like 40 bucks cuz you have some. You. have any pets? >> Mm-. >> Oh, car insurance. How much?

>> I I don't pay for my car insurance cuz. my dad pays for Do you have a car. payment? >> Mm-m. >> What's your car? >> It's a 1997 4Runner. >> Not going to survive very long. What's. the gas monthly basis? >> Um, drive drive. >> 50. >> What? Okay. >> How many miles? >> Since I was 16. >> Oh, sure. How many miles on that thing? >> Uh, we are 50,000 away from 300,000. >> How many times have you been pregnant in.

your life? >> Zero. >> Okay. You have a thousand left over. practically. Let's call in 900. Uh, pay off your family. Start settling. these collections and you can get out of. these collections in literally with the. what the what with the 900. Get your. done in like two months, 3 months. What. are you What are we What are we even. doing? Stop with the [ __ ] with the. and with the for money and with theing. bags. Go get yourself a job. Stay there.

Up your qualification. Start a career. First month, last month. Get a fully. emergency fund. Move out. And live your. life. This is pathetic. All right, I got. to save this man. I'm going to call him. in the post show and let him know what. the she did. It's going to be crazy. It's going to be insane. It's going to. be one of But let's get the hammer. financial score first. Spending in a. budget, you overspend. You spent. thousands. 0 out of 10. Debt, you have. collection, 010. Emergency fund, nothing, save, 0 out of 10. Retirement, nothing. 0 to 10. Real estate, nothing, 0 out of 10. Get a caleb.com. She.

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