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What was the allegation before you tell. me the reality? >> The pet she was talking about was me. Age question mark. >> Child lie. >> Oh. >> yeah, I locked this guy up. >> Okay, that's a kid, dude. >> That is not a child. Look at the hips on. that. You're probably better with. >> You're actually addicted to AI. What the. is that? >> I got an AI uh generator on my computer. and I was training it to do stuff that. looks like my artwork. >> Kids. He's generating kids. >> of fictional characters, mind you. What. the? They're still kids, are they not? >> I make a lot of money doing this.
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at gamersubs.gg/caleb. or at the link in the description and. pin comment below. This is the best drop. gamers has ever run. Link in the. description. Hi, I'm Buck. I'm a 37year-old virgin. who lives with his mom from Paradise, California. And this is Financial Audit. [music]. >> Is that is that a meme or is that real? >> That is 100% real. Every bit of it. B. Never even been kissed. Why? I'm a hopeless romantic. I'm.
waiting for the one. Man, come on. Kissing's not I mean, kissing can be a. first date activity. You don't need to. get into the first. Well, listen. Listen. If you're kissing. the virgin, I don't want you. >> Yeah. Listen to the virgin. Come on. Listen, listen. I got a I got a little. uh math to run by you. You like math, right? Okay. Listen. I have never been. sexually satisfied by another person. Right. >> Okay. Well, you can't get satisfied if. you don't do anything. But yes, >> but I have sexually satisfied thousands.
of people, which you are going to learn. throughout this episode. So, I'm the. most benevolent lover in the world, Caleb. >> Okay. So, what is that? What the Okay, what did I just walk into? This is. actually crazy. I for for those of you. who are either new listeners, watchers, whatever you want. I literally talked to. this dude for like 30 seconds before we. started filming. I know nothing about. him. I go into these episodes blind. Um, what the kind of creatures in front of. me. What do you do for a living? You.
live with your mom at 37? Oh, was she. the sweet old lady that was out there? >> Yeah. >> Oh, I wondered why there was an old lady. in my dining area. >> She is wonderful. She's a wonderful. human being. >> I'm sure you think so, cuz she's most. likely enabling you. Um, yeah. I'm. getting extra confirmation being typed. to me that this is real. 100%. What the. >> 100%. >> That's Don't you worry. There's more. >> What do you do for a living? I can't. wait. What do you do for a living? >> I drop.
[laughter]. >> That is such a sadistic laugh. What the. That is like serial killer laugh. What. the [laughter] are Wait till you. hear my real laugh. >> Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn't that. what they say? >> Oh, okay. Uh, okay. So, 37year-old virgin. that lives with his mom that draws. >> Do you actually make money doing this? You wouldn't live with your mom if you. did. I have a feeling. >> I make a lot of money doing this. >> Hey, what do you make? What's your.
income? >> Roughly $200 to $400 per picture. >> Okay. What's our monthly income per. picture? >> Yeah. I drawing. >> I draw commissions. People come in, they. want me to draw Come in where my. Discord. I just have a Discord. They. come in. They. >> of course it's a virtual space. >> Well, you made it sound like they're. coming into a shop. Maybe you were a. little entrepreneur here. >> Yeah, they walk into my mom's house and. they they order. Yeah, exactly. >> I think there are other places outside. of your mom's house that you could be. like leasing out, but yeah, sure. Okay.
Okay. >> I probably don't need space for it. Continue. >> What hits a month? What's your monthly. income? >> Um, I don't know. It depends on how many. customs I make. >> on average. What is your How many. customs are you doing a month? >> I don't know. 40. >> Okay. I guess I have to ask. Okay. >> Okay. >> Sure. Show me. >> Let's just say. >> show me one that someone else has. consented to me seeing. >> on my phone. Yeah, sure. >> Well, unless you brought it, I guess. Sure. I'm glad you didn't. What? I think.
my security would burn it at the door. This is Okay. You average 36,000 hours a. year. Our accountant did. Okay. >> I have a whole gallery. >> That's not a lot of money. It might be. for a 47-year-old virgin who lives with. their mom 37. So. >> 37. I got 10 more years to be that bad. >> Okay, blur it, I guess. Let's make sure. we get this for our. [snorts]. [laughter]. >> Is this I don't really. >> It's furies and it's furry.
>> Okay. So, >> did I mention it was furry? >> Didn't. But it's really just an animal. sucking another animal's dick, which is. just really weird. It's not something. that gets me going. Not really a. beastiality kind of guy. >> Two animals sucking another animal's. dick. There's two two animals in there. >> Is that what you're into? I guess that's. what people are into that pay you. >> I mean, >> and that disgusts me beyond belief. >> I'm just into horny If there's. happening, I'm probably into it. >> How the is someone into horny a. 37year-old version that lives with their. mom? Please tell me. That's sort of I.
hope that picture was on screen, guys, but that dick is certainly blurred. No, it really didn't really look like much. I don't know how people are getting off. to that. This is an image. A lot of. people like me for my personality. Whether you will believe that after this. episode, >> I don't know your personality or not. yet, but like I just like you're. definitely a freak, but. >> why I have to ask why someone's a. 37-year-old virgin if your entire life. revolves around Well, I see a path path. of exile shirt going on. And oh, what is. that? Can you show the camera your.
undergarments? Oh, my uh my zebra pants. Should I stand up? >> Yeah, I guess so. if you want to put. that chair through some suffering. Oh, >> thank you, TW. >> Okay. Impressive. So, I understand why. you're at least not getting laid, but. what the are Have you tried? Oh, I've. tried. I've had a naked girl in my bed. before. >> What does she look like? >> Blonde. Uh, probably a seven. >> She was cute. >> Seven. What? Seven. Seven out of 10.
>> Uh, >> the dude scale, Caleb. Come on. How tall? >> About a foot shorter than me. >> How tall are you? >> 6'5. >> Okay, cool. >> Mountain girls, they're a little bit. taller, but not. >> How much does she weigh? >> Um, probably 180, 200. >> Oh, >> she had a skinny waist, little bit of a. pot belly. She was kind of cute. >> Okay, we've really gone from 7 out of 10. to kind of cute. >> Okay, >> I mean, seven is what IGN gives every.
video game in the world. So, >> why the would I give a about AGN? So, why could you not finish the deed? I. just have to know for my own sake. >> Well, she turned into a red flag when I. said, "Hey, do you have any STDs?" And. she's like, "Who did you talk to?". >> Is that real? >> Yes, that's real. 100% real. She sends. me a message. She's like, "Hey, my car's. stuck in the snow." And I go, "Well, my. parents aren't home right now. I'll come. save you. I'll be the hero." I go down. there. I save her. I bring her home. I'm.
like, "Hey, listen. let's go on some. dates first. I don't really want to get. laid like right now. And then uh she. really wants to give me head. I say no. And uh I'm sitting there, she's talking. about, "Oh, you have this big king-size. bed. Oh, we could sleep in the same. bed." And I say, "This is probably where. it's going to happen." So I go, "All. right, do you have any STDs?" And she. >> was already naked. >> Well, she got naked after we got in the. bed. I said, "No." I said, "We're not doing. it.
She got in the bed. She got naked. She. was trying to tempt me. I laid. >> How was she trying to tempt you? >> Grinding her ass on my dick all night. >> All night. How long is there? >> Um, well, generally 8 hours is how long. a night is. >> You always say no to these women for. always saying things. I don't. understand. >> So far, yeah. Every every opportunity. has been me saying no. Yeah. >> Going from queso to queso. >> Yeah. Hey, they don't know the queso. joke. They weren't here for that. >> I think everyone sees you. Okay, I'm.
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>> After she said, "Who did you talk to?". You didn't say, "Well, do you just have. some?". >> I said, "I haven't talked to anyone. I. don't know what kind of question that. is." And she's like, "Well, you need to. tell me who you talked to or else. nothing's going to happen." [snorts]. >> Okay. Well, I guess she ruined her. chance to be with. >> the man Zebra Pants. Hello. >> Okay. Okay. Shut the. >> So, I'm going to conduct a financial. audit on you. Yeah, >> I guess. Um, what the trying to get you. out of your house? What are we trying to. do here? >> I don't want to leave.
>> What are we trying to do here then? It. might be best for you to leave. You. might need to I mean, advice advice. might be you need to leave. >> I want to save my mom and my brother and. get us out of California. >> What? >> Yeah. >> What do you mean? >> I'm the 37year-old virgin savior here. I'm going to get them out. >> Does your brother live at home? >> Yeah. How old's he? >> Uh, what's 37 + 6? Oh, >> okay. So, these parents have absolutely. failed in every way whatsoever. These. are failures of parents. >> Well, listen, I wasn't the one that was.
>> Does your mom even know what you do for. a living? >> Well, you live there. >> She knows that I draw. >> Oh my. Dude, she uh does she just not. communicate with you? What? Does she not. care? Is she just a fail? She is a. failure of a mother. I do have to say. that she objectively is. Don't you dare. call her a failure of a mother. >> She's a failure of a mother. You and. your brother live there. >> Of seven years above you. >> Well, 6 years above me for. >> She doesn't even know what you do for a.
living when you live there and drop. What the. >> And your goal isn't even to leave. Your. goal is to get her out of California. What? Okay. What? Is she being killed? >> Well, I got her out of her marriage. first. Be. >> Yeah. By you and your loser brother. living at home forever. I'm sure that. their marriage. I didn't quite marry my. mom, but um what the joke? Shut up. Um. >> now I'll just step onto this rock and. jump off into the sweet relief of death. >> I am trying my absolute best to get my.
mom up off her ass, get her out of the. the state and we can go somewhere. >> You be that guy. You're not even off. your ass. >> What does she do for a living? >> Um she works at an antique store. She's. also retired and she's got half my dad's. retirement. >> So, she's off her ass. Why can't Why. What does she need you for? >> Paying for groceries. >> Does she want to leave California? >> Um, well, yes, but. >> to where? >> Well, we're thinking Idaho. >> Why?
>> Cuz it's Idaho. >> No. Why the California emergency? >> Oh, because California is just they're. driving up our insurance rates on like. fire and Our town burned down. Yeah. And uh our house survived and now. our fire insurance has tripled and then. tripled again and then tripled, >> which makes sense, but that's the only. reason you want to. >> Um that's one big reason. Uh and then. the other reason is just when you're. living in a burndown town, there's. nothing around you. It's fallout out. there. >> Okay. Usually you can move to another. town, but I got Okay. Oh, you guys want. to move to another state? Sure. >> Well, there's the convincing part. Like. >> you pay for the groceries?
>> Yeah. >> You pay for rent? >> I pay for my groceries. I don't pay. rent. Of course not. >> She needs you to pay for your groceries. Well, I don't pay rent as long as I pay. for myself. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She said. you said she needs you to pay for. groceries is what you said earlier. But. now you say you only pay for your. groceries. >> I pay for my groceries and then she eats. some of it. >> What the? >> We're a family, Caleb. >> A really pathetic one. I'll be honest. From the looks of it, I think the dad. was right to leave this nest. >> Well, there's a whole story about my.
dad. We'll get. >> Don't need him. Why the don't you like. your dick getting sucked? curious about that, you freak. >> Because it's a trust thing. I'm putting. my most prized possession in a thing. full of teeth. I need to be 100% sure. this ain't going to bite down. Come on, man. >> Why would she? >> I don't know. Because I live. >> the logical reason drug counting. I'm. like 10. >> Why does want to eat a human's skin, get. blood in their mouth, go to jail?
>> I don't know. I watch a lot of criminal. psychology. People eat hearts and dicks. all the time. You you freak. You're. watching content that's poisoning your. brain and making you afraid of. >> like Caleb. >> basic thing. No, we've never made people. afraid of that. We make people afraid of. spending money on making people afraid. of their 37-year-old virgin living in. their home forever and being bad. parents. >> There's also a 43year-old virgin in. there. >> Yeah, you know he's a virgin. >> I think he is. >> Oh, >> he had a boyfriend for a while. >> Okay. Well, the gays usually have sex a. lot easier.
>> He had a boyfriend. He was probably. getting railed or railing. >> I don't want to think about that. So, thank you. >> So, what what am I doing with you? That's my question. What the am I. doing with you? >> Well, when you get to a financial audit. on you, but what the am I trying to do. for you? >> Get me to figure out how the hell to. like save money instead of spending it. on stupid. >> Well, for why? Cuz I actually do want. you to have life goals. You need life. goals. And I think your life goals. should be actually living an independent. life. >> Well, I've learned I can live an. independent life. >> How have you learned that? I lived in.
Ohio for a year. [cheering]. >> You work 40 hours a month. >> Well, no. >> Come on. >> I I I make like 40 pictures. >> What's the Why? >> Well, I had a friend in Ohio. Um I met. him at a brony convention and we're. going to get to the brony. Don't you. worry. >> Apparently, we're going to get to. everything. [laughter] Just never now. >> We can get to it now. You want to talk. about bronies? >> No, maybe I don't at all. So, maybe. we'll never get to it. What the why are. you in Ohio? You freak.
>> So anyway, met a guy at a brony. convention. Seemed like a really cool. guy. And we start talking online. He. goes, "Hey, I have a house. $200 a month. rent. If you want to move in, we got a. whole room for you." I'm like, "Hell. yeah. Sign me up." I go down there and. move in. Then I find out he's a creep. Far worse than me. Don't worry. >> What does that mean? >> Wears diapers around the house and wants. to his brother. >> How are you not getting any red flags? You lived there for a year before you. realized this? >> Lived there for a year. Well, it was. actually six months before I found out. about the diapers.
>> with him. >> Yeah, >> buddy. >> I didn't hear any crinkling. I didn't. >> Okay, so does everybody. But anyway, the. guy walked around the house just like a. normal human being and he went to work. every day. I didn't really like hang out. with him that much. I hung out with his. brother more. His brother's a cool guy. >> But the the confusing part is actually I. actually am being told you were in a. 9-year relationship. How'd you guys not. do anything for 9 years? >> Well, it was an online relationship. >> Oh my dude, >> come on. >> Good. >> Come on. People have online. relationships. Yeah, but they meet at. some point. >> Yeah, and and it's like completely uh.
normal for them to never beat you. sometimes. >> What? No, it's not. That is not normal. Let's not use the word normal. >> Well, okay. Uh it was it was a brony. relationship for. >> Oh my What is wrong with you? Look, >> I hate your existence. >> I'd rather be speaking to a racist. >> We can get there. I'm I'm kidding. I'm. kidding. For the camera, I'm kidding. [laughter]. >> It wouldn't surprise me. My dad My dad was the racist, but not. me. Didn't didn't rub off on me. Don't. worry.
>> My fans rub off on me sometimes. I'm. kidding about that, too. >> Oh my gosh, dude. Shut the up. You don't. have to constantly try to make jokes. You're not necessarily good at them. You. have been locked up in this room for way. too long, you freak. >> And I'm wearing a hoodie. I'm making it. worse on myself. >> Why were you with someone for 9 years. only online? Again, that just stacks. with you living at your mom house to 37. When did you break up with this. individual? >> Um, >> I assume woman, >> uh, trans woman. Yeah.
>> Okay. >> Yeah. Um, I. >> How do you even know? >> Well, she told me after 3 years of being. together. >> Did you think it was a a woman woman. classic? >> Oh, I hadn't even heard her voice for. the first 3 years. >> Why? Oh my. Oh my dude, I don't I don't have a. response. This is blowing my mind. People like you should not exist. >> Like people like me don't exist. I'm one.
of a kind, baby. >> Unfortunately not. We just don't see you. guys until you mass shoot something. [laughter]. >> Listen, I don't even have ammo for my. gun. So, we're all good. >> You have a gun? >> I have a shotgun. Oh. [laughter]. >> [snorts]. >> For the record, the gun was to defend. the house from my dad. So was the metal. door on the front of the house. My dad was a. >> shut up. >> Okay, to my I guess.
>> he's only a huge character in my back. >> I'm still on the fact that you're dating. someone for 4 years and didn't know that. person was trans. Well, I learned they. were trans because uh she talked to me. in voice and I noticed her voice sounded. really masculine. I asked why. And then she says, "Well, I'm. transgender." And I say, "Well, I told. you I was a dude up front when we first. met, and then you told me you were a. woman up front. I kind of wish you were. a little more honest about that." Then. she calls me transphobic. And then I.
felt bad. And then I was like, "You know. what? I don't want to be transphobic. I'll stay with you.". >> To her, she is a woman, I guess, is what. how it works. >> Yeah. to her. Go for it. >> But I mean, >> I ain't going to rub in anybody's face. about what they're doing in their. private time, but. >> Well, I mean, it did kind of impact you. >> It did very. >> outside of this person's private time. >> Mhm. >> Did you feel things 4 years of just. texting? >> Uh, yeah. Yeah. >> Did you give her any money? >> Well, yes. I gave her a lot of money. I. paid for HRT for 3 years.
>> I She knew it. Oh, >> yeah. She knew it. Of course. Cuz why. was she, you know, she was getting. railed in her. >> Yeah, because she told me she was. >> You're okay with that? >> I was a big old open polyamorous dude. >> Yeah, you Polly, buddy. [laughter]. You're not Polly if you're not with. anyone. >> Yo, I was trying to be. >> No, you guys being Polly is your person. that you were with was constantly. someone that wasn't you. You didn't even. hear this person's voice for four years.
and other people hold three years while. other people heard that person moan. constantly. You didn't even get that. >> She was married even. >> didn't tell me she was married for 8. years. >> Was she cheating? >> Oh, she was cheating a lot. Yeah. >> On her husband that was transphobic that. didn't like that she was transitioning. uh like two years ago when I was in. Ohio. >> You paid for her to move to Pa or to. Washington from Pennsylvania. >> She promised me we were going to meet up.
finally because I was in Ohio. She was. in Pennsylvania. >> Say it, man. Say the R word. Say it. >> No, no, no. It's not the thing. You were. being You were like being catfished, but. not just catfish. You were being. scammed. >> Absolutely. >> For But for 9 years, you realize this? >> Oh, I I had my inklings especially with. >> inklings. for 9 years. You got some. inklings. >> I got some inklings. I had a whole lot. of inklings and they were all people on. the internet telling me I'm being. scammed and catfished and I wasn't.
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It's because you're a girl." I I went. along with it. >> And you went along with it? >> I went along with it. >> I did not have independent thought. >> Well, because it's like when Have you. ever been in love? >> Yes. Oh, well that kind of destroys my. >> and I them. >> Well, sometimes that's not a good thing. >> Uh, not having sex with your partner. >> Uh, okay. You make a good point. Um, but. listen, >> what was the point you were trying to. make? How is it not always a good thing?
>> Well, cuz also means like over. I'm. being an idiot. So, just just, you know, whatever. So, >> dude, focus in. [laughter]. >> Sorry. This this is how I combat my. nerves. I just keep making jokes like a. idiot. Anyway, so yeah, paid for. her HRT multiple years. Um, paid for her. move to Pennsylvania cuz she promised we. were going to meet up because I'm in. Ohio, she's in Pennsylvania. She's like, "It's a 10-hour drive between us. Why. don't we finally meet up?". >> Sure, that'll do it. >> And then, uh, I don't know, it was a. couple thousand dollars at Door Dash. Later, I find. >> You drive to the person I was offering.
to I kept saying, "Hey, I know your. address because of the door dashing. Why. don't I just drive to your place and we. can hang out?" And she goes, "Oh, well, my husband's here." That's where it. comes in that there's a husband. involved. >> And I go, "Oh." So then I'm talking with. a friend and then the friend finally. convinces me just go break up with her, dude. And I finally go do it. >> Wow. After 9 years, that's pathetic. You're You're pathetic. >> I was No, you are pathetic. That. thinking you were trans cuz a trans. person told you you were trans.
>> 37year-old virgin live in a home. >> You're pathetic. Can't even You won't. even accept a cuz you think. they're going to eat it. Yeah. >> Like what the you are pathetic. >> No, there's no other way to look at it. That is the reality. >> How does a person like just logically. just logically speaking about the. thing? >> Everyone does it. >> How do you There's how do you not get. scared? >> Everyone that's is not a normal fear. >> How is that not a normal fear, >> dude? A hand job that could squeeze it. to death and make it pop. Like there's.
like anything could happen anywhere. Listen, there's teeth in there. Okay. Have you ever seen the movie Teeth? Is. it because you're always watching this. animal? They got those big. I mean that could that could play into. it. Honestly, maybe I need therapy. >> I think that's a good start [laughter]. for you. >> Remember that for the budget. Get me. some therapy, man. Come on. >> I don't Oh my god.
>> Move the ball along. So this is like. actual real. You're an actual real. gooner in a disgusting way. In a. pathetic, bad, disgusting, horrible. >> I'm actually pretty heavily against. gooning to be completely honest. >> You don't mate. >> Mate, but there's a difference. >> Probably once every two days average. >> Okay. Oh, you don't even watch real. You. only watch animated. >> Yeah, >> buddy. What the is wrong with you? >> I want to see real people doing it. I. want to see real people doing it. Because you need to actually get with a.
real person someday. >> Families. Come on, >> buddy. You need to But that you need to. like warm yourself up to being with a. real human someday or else you're going. to be with like a animal. >> Well, I don't want to be with a real. human who puts herself out on. I want to. be with a real person who's like a. normal human being. If someone get with. a I don't think is going to get looking. at a star who's on going to warm me up. to a real woman. >> Exposure therapy to sucking. Well, it. yeah, I guess a little bit. But the but.
if I'm watching on that's not like a. realistic kind of feel for. >> you convinced you were trans. Did you. actually do anything with that? >> Didn't get any kind of HRT. I just made. my hair blue and wore pink socks for a. while. But. >> Oh my Do you have a picture? >> I Oh my god. I hope I don't. I I burned. that part of my life. I'm going to find. out if I. >> Yeah, cuz it's weird. How can you be How. can you be convinced you're trans? How's. that even possible? >> [gasps]. >> I know some kids go through a school, but it's like it's like dude, it's. >> Well, I think there's like an entire.
like. >> You were like 35. >> I Yeah, 35. >> I I think there's like something to be. said about like people who convince. people that they're trans because they. had a kid. >> Well, >> for kids, I understand. >> Adults can be impressionable. You can. have like a 60-year-old guy. >> because you have no life experience cuz. you've only lived at home and you have. no real When's the last time you had a. real job? Uh, do working at Victoria. Secret when I was like 16.
>> Saw my first boobs when I was 16. At. Victoria Secret, baby. >> They whipped out their tits. >> Yeah, we had models on site. It was a. Hollywood location. We would have models. in there to do photo shoots and then get. naked in front of everyone. Yeah. >> Is that why you're so broken? >> Probably. Um, there the the sex thing, the fear of sex. I can actually like. pinpoint when that happened. >> Okay, tell me. >> 11 years old. Sex ed. They showed us a. whole bunch of like really nasty STD. and then they brought in like the. victims to talk about how they were and. and it was uh horrifyingly.
traumatizing for me. >> Oh jeez. Going into hardcore was crazy. at 11. I remember the STD conversation. at 11 and seeing pictures that didn't. with me. It was just like I'm going to. get with people that are tested. >> Yeah. And and the the reason why like. that was even allowed was my parents. literally signed a permission slip that. literally said we're going to have. victims in here talking about. >> Well, hey, don't anyone you'll be fine. >> I'm completely fine on that front cuz I. ain't even. people. Exactly. You're not consentually.
people. We're you're not getting no. offense. Not really worthy. Number two, >> thank you. That's a good comment. too. You can't move quick enough. Someone. >> and it's not big enough. Don't you even. worry. >> Oh my. Oh Chad. I'm so sorry. How big is. it? >> Hard or soft? >> Hard [laughter]. 4 and 1/2 in. [laughter].
>> You You laugh. [laughter]. >> I'm proud of my small. Don't you worry. He's my buddy. I love that, man. >> Can I have a tape measure, please? >> I need to I need to visualize this. This. is This is deeply concerning. I've never. It still blows my mind that five is the. average in the United States. >> Crazy. >> Half an inch below. >> What?
>> Oh. Yep. >> That's rough. >> That's a very familiar length you got. right there. [laughter]. [snorts]. >> Oh, >> that's supposed to be the growth stage. >> That's the growth stage. That's the boy. Hey, he does damage. I've broken sex toys. >> It's like like no movement. That's such.
limited movement. Wow, this is crazy. Crazy. You've broke. Did it say you broke sex. toys? >> I've broken sex toys. >> Of course. I guess that's all you're. getting with. >> I uh So, I was like a crowdfunderer for. some auto dick sucking machine. And yes, it was therapeutic. I was trying to warm. myself up to it. >> No, it's just is going to encourage you. to never get out there. So, how have you.
found women? Um, just online brony. community, furry community. Just. >> can you not just use a dating app? Just. a normal dating app and just get someone. >> I've tried to use a dating app and. >> look at me, Caleb. >> Yes, but there's going to be other. there's going to be women that look like. you. >> Would you a woman who looks like me? >> No, of course not. But a woman that. looks like you might a woman that looks. like you. >> So, well, if I ever get extremely. desperate and I don't want to be. 40-year-old virgin. No, I mean for what. it's worth, I don't know what's. happening to fat women these days. Just.
look at their comments. All the women. are calling them beautiful and cheering. them on and something that they're. >> and that is absolutely something I don't. want. >> They've been they've been given an ego. thing that is absolutely crazy and then. they go for like the hottest men and. they I don't know what the is happening. [laughter]. The hottest men. >> The good thing for I mean you're a loser. but the reality is at least the fat men. that aren't getting laid. know they're. losers for some reason with the gender. reverse card like they don't realize. what they are. >> Yeah, I'd say I'm not. >> I at least recognize it. I I don't know.
what that part of our culture is, but. >> I'm not that far from from, you know, like I I'd say I'm a loser, but sure, but I'm not that far off. I could get. there. How many girlfriends do you have? >> How many do I have? >> Yeah, one. >> Yeah, one more than me. All right, so. I'm getting there. Okay. Interesting. I had that one in my back pocket. I'm. sorry. >> The trans thing though. How long were.
you transformed? So, >> years. >> Okay. >> Um, >> does that change your perspective on. trans people? >> Uh, no. What changed my perspective on. trans people was talking to a lot of. trans people, mostly in the Brony. community. That's a whole damn avalanche. chart. >> THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING. OKAY, then I'll. stop saying every other story. Shut up. >> If I'm asking about it, then tell me to. mother. All right. All right. So, Brony. Community, that's where it all started. It all took off. One day, long ago, 2011, I made a comic. Everyone loved it.
I got big in the brony community. So, I'm going to conventions. I'm seeing a. bunch of people. I get hanging out with. a whole bunch of people. Yet, yeah, I go. to cons. I sell my art. People love my. at cons. I made thousands at those. things. Anyway, why not? >> Oh, you have no idea. >> I have no idea. >> So, >> Oh, it's cuz there's I got a YouTube. video here. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's my. >> It has 9 million views 12 years ago. Wow. Really? Living off it 12 years ago. You haven't done anything since then? That sucks. >> Well, I mean, that was update 300 to my.
comic. >> It's like art. I think. >> that was an ongoing comic for multiple. years. That was like at the I don't know. sevenyear moment of my comic, and I only. ended it a couple years ago. So, >> oh my gosh. Okay, so many people are in. the comments like, "Why are we all. taking a deep dive in your childhood? Your childhood is now ruined watching. this episode, ladies and gentlemen.". >> Well, it's it's grim dark violent pony. Of course, it's ruining. childhoods, and I'm proud of it. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. But what about the.
trans people? >> Okay. So, met a whole bunch of people, got a big giant friend group, got all. these people surrounding me, and uh I. started to like actually hang out with a. whole bunch of people in the trans. community. But mind you, it was the. brony community, trans people, and they. were just like they're so goddamn picky. about absolutely everything to the point. where they got these rules, these like. absolutely fascistic rules about how. everything needs to happen, how. conversation literally needs to happen. I've had people when I said I was trans,
I was agender non-binary for the record. I was have any pronouns I want. Yay, pronouns. So, this girl walks up to me who was a. friend of mine for like 4 years at a. point and she goes, "What are your. pronouns?" I go, "Any?" And she goes, "No, you have to pick one." And I go, "What?" Any? And her boyfriend like. nudges me and he's like, "Just say a. pronoun. Just do what she says." And I'm. like, "Her?" And they go, "Okay, I'll. ask him. I'll call you her from now on.".
She walks away. I'm just like, "What was. that?" He's like, "Oh, she gets. extremely mad if people don't pick. pronouns." I'm like, "Huh?" So now you don't like trans. people. Is that. >> I think the trans community can get. pretty bad, but no. My best friend's. trans. >> We're definitely killing a lot of people. these days. No, it's a joke. Kind of. sometimes. Uh 43% of the time it's a. joke. >> Dude, I don't even. >> They make that joke. I can make. >> Stop. Stop. Stop. I'm just trying to. figure out.
>> what the to even do with you, man. What. am I doing to make this a productive. conversation? I'm definitely learning a. lot about uh an alternate life path that. I'm glad I did not go down. I guess. >> I don't even know if it was an option. for me, but this is absolutely. >> Oh, it's always an option. >> Oh. Oh, you were telling Lindsay that. it's they're all fascists. >> A lot of them. Yeah. Shitload. Pedos. Absolutely. >> What do you mean, Pedos? What's. happening? Pedtos. >> Well, when you got a whole bunch of. grown men who are watching a show for. little kids, of course, you're going to. have the people who are using it to get. in.
>> I don't know what that means. Watching a. show for little kids. >> My Little Pony. >> Isn't that you? >> Well, I was watching the show just cuz I. like the show. >> How's that difference? >> I'm not saying literally all of them. are. I'm just saying there's a shitload. of in there. A lot of people are using. it as like a gateway drug into talking. to kids. >> You qualify in that same How do you How. do you know? >> That's why I got out. How do you know. they're pedto though? >> Because they tell me they're pedos. >> They say I'm a. >> Yes. directly to me. That my my you know the diaper wearing.
dude. >> Yeah. >> Literally told me he would a kid if he. could. That's why I moved out. I also called the police on him. Yeah. >> The person was trans. >> He wasn't trans. No. >> Well, I mean, what was there to call. Unfortunately, what was there to call. the police on? >> Um, >> he didn't do anything. He just said. something absolutely horrible. I called. the police and I said, "This guy told me. he wanted to a kid if he could and you. should probably check him out." They. didn't do anything. >> Well, yeah, cuz again, they have to. unfortunately have to actually do. something. We can't. >> unfortunately lock someone. >> They got a warrant later on. Uh,
scrubbed his hard drives and now he's in. prison. >> Okay. Yeah. Unfortunately, I am being. told you literally draw underage. content. >> Did draw underage content. >> FBI, OPEN UP. >> And when did you stop? Because I'm. saying will draw underage content. >> Well, Uh-huh. Listen. Uh-huh. >> Everyone else is a pattern. Not you. >> No. No. No. No. Listen. Okay. So, in the. Brony community, one of the first big.
red flags that tipped me off that the. brony community was full of pedos was. how unbelievably popular. is, which is con for ponies. So, >> I know the word define it though. I've. heard it in drama Childlike. content is what it's short for. >> Okay. >> It's a Japanese word for like childlike. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Go on. >> Yeah. People are perverts anyway. So, >> do not give me that look. >> Buddy, you were drawing. Where are.
continue? >> So, in the brony community, the con tag. is one of the like top 10 tags. >> I told you will if you're hard for money. in that moment. You will. >> Well, so will anyone. >> No, I wouldn't. If you could draw, you. probably. >> underage. I don't think so. >> Of fictional characters, mind you. Non-human fictional characters. They're. horses. >> What the? They're still kids, are they. not? >> They're horse kids. >> Yeah, but with the indication that they. are children. >> I am not giving human rights to horse.
kids. >> Um um um um um um um um uh do you have a. a a non nude version? >> No. [laughter]. >> Uh can you cover up a nude? >> No, it's all gone. Well, that's probably. good for your hard drive. I'm just very. curious. I don't want to say the naked. part, but I'm very curious like what the. uh. >> you're saying it's just a horse, but I. have a hard feeling you're not just. drawing like like spirit. >> Yeah, I am. >> What? And it's just like hyper. realistic. >> Yep. Yeah. It's just.
>> Well, not hyper realistic. It's. stylized. It's my But no, it's. like the ponies. It's the ponies from. the show, >> but it's humanized. >> Well, no, no, no, no. I would draw the. little ones. The little like the. marshmallowy ones from Friendship is. Magic. Voiced by Terara Strong. Hi Tara, by the way. >> Okay, so underage horses. >> Yeah. >> And what? >> Also known as Fullcon. >> What's that? >> A fool is a young horse. >> And what would happen? >> So that tag is incredibly popular in the.
Brony community. They really, really, really like Fullcon. >> Lock them all up. Okay. >> Yeah, exactly. and the guy who drew. them. >> Listen, when there's perverts and they. know where to go to get their perverted. here's a here's a thing. >> Here's the thing. >> I talk to my customers. I'm an artist. that actually talks to each each and. every individual customer. So, they come. to me and they're telling me what they. want. I get to find out, is this just. some guy with a weird or is this like a. guy who actually wants me to draw a real.
life? >> No. >> Of his actual little sister, >> which is a true story, by the way. >> Did you? >> No. >> Okay. >> Got the police involved. That guy's in. prison. >> Okay. But you have drawn literal penises. of underage. >> Not of real people, but of ponies. Yeah. >> Yes. >> It's a horse dick. Yeah. >> So, the kids in the show. >> Uh-huh. Scootaloo, Sweetie Bell. >> The kids in the show, you have drawn. them naked. Yeah. >> How is that not beyond up? >> Because I'm not the one gooning to it. The people who are paying me for it are.
the ones. >> Okay. So, if you're the one that takes. child. photos, you're not the villain. Just the. people that get off. >> That's your logic. >> Of course, you're the villain, but a. real child is involved. >> But that's your logic, though. >> It's It's a real child versus a. fictional horse. >> Fine. Fine. If you generate. >> generate. >> generate. >> AI. >> AI and then do the art to it. arrest. anyone who's making like realistic AI. >> But but that's following your same. logic. As long as a real person is not. involved, you still picked a child.
>> The law states that if it can be. mistaken as a real child or looks like a. real child, it's illegal. But if it is. obviously not a real child, moral, dude. >> It's legal. Morally wrong. That's why I got out of. it. >> Be honest. When's the last time? >> Uh seven years ago. >> No, I got out of the brony fandom and I. stopped full stop. Erased every bit of. it that I had online and I said I don't. do that anymore. >> Okay. on that you have that you. just showed me. You will draw youngl. looking characters. >> I draw petite characters. Yes, >> exactly. So, you still do small. >> It's not My Little Pony specifically.
>> Technically speaking, it still does fall. under the category of because that just. means childlike. And. >> naked children. >> It's not real children though. >> You'd furies sometimes anime characters. and like that. But. >> anime characters naked? >> Not naked usually. Well, sometimes. Yeah. >> And they're children. No, they're. petite. They go in the in the source. material. They're not children. They're. they're fullgrown seven million year old. dragons. Also, I don't draw the ones.
that literally look like kids. Just for. the record, just for the cameras. >> We actually can have a second holocaust. It's just all a ped. >> Okay, get rid of the pedos. If I go too, as long as the other ones go, I'm all. for it. >> Yes, I'm down. I think we're all okay. with that. >> Okay, >> bye-bye. >> Where's Thanos? You snap yet? >> This is insane. I mean, you've been. cancelled for being called a pedto. groomer. Like, what the is that? >> Being a groomer? P. What the No, no, no, no, no, no. Alleged people called me a. pedto because of that that I drew. >> Oh, yes. And I think that's actually.
kind of fair. >> You don't pull groomer into that. There. ain't There ain't never been grooming. I. never talked to a kid groomer. What's. the What's the groomer thing? >> That's a That's a story. The groomer. thing. >> Oh, so there is a groomer thing. You're. making it sound like that didn't exist. >> Well, it doesn't exist. It was the story. or what was the allegation before you. tell me the reality? Give me the. allegation. >> Okay. The allegation was, "Wow, there's. so many pedto in the brony community. Ever since I was 12, I've been groomed. by people." Blah blah blah blah blah. And she was saying that and the the. pedos she was talking about was me.
But I didn't talk to her when she was. 12. I talked to her when she was 20. She. was turning 21 like a month later. >> Listen, we know you're here to see an. 11-year-old girl. >> She said she was 12. That was when I met her. She was 20. >> What was the allegation? That you. groomed her? >> The allegation was that I groomed her. Yeah. She was She called me a pet. >> Was she saying that happened? Well, yes. I would say you're a pedto based on the. art that you do. Yes. But besides that, >> no, you still do not. Just not My Little.
Pony. It's anime character. >> Girls can be small, man. >> No, but if you make them look adolescent. and petite, come on. You know what. they're getting off on. >> I don't I don't make them adolescent and. petite. Then cover the naked part and. show me an example. Before we get back. into this chaos, quick word from today's. sponsor. Look, we're halfway through the. year. If build better credit was one of. your goals in January and you still. haven't done anything about it, yeah, you're not alone. A lot of people wait. until they got denied for a car.
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stuff is a game changer. Yes, just. screenshot it. And I want the most. not. the one that you should select should be. H. Don't cherry pick cuz I know you're. able to cherry pick. Oh, I'm just going. for the I I literally have a character. that's a petite girl. That's one of. mine. >> You're saying girl? Yeah, girl means woman. It means female. Come.
on. Screenshot it. Then do the draw tool. and cover up the nakeds. Okay. We have. been provided some covered photos from. beforehand that we will censor and put. on screen now. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm sorry. The one on the right is. a kid. I mean, that's a kid. That's a. kid. The one on the right is a kid, right? >> I don't know which one you're kid. >> That isn't even my art. Huh? >> That's not mine. >> Okay, then I need. >> That's the girl who called me a pedto. She drew that. >> Okay, then she's a pedto, too. Is this.
you? >> I guarantee she is. No, that one's not. mine. >> Oh, No, no, no. The screenshots. below are from the accusations. I need. to see your art. Come on. >> Okay, it it's loading. >> Are you on the Wi-Fi? >> I am on the Wi-Fi. You sure? >> Yeah, I got on. >> No, I'm not seeing Wi-Fi. I just. >> 3G. >> That's when you know the poor. >> failed the load image. Yeah, it was. trying to load it on the failed to load. image. All right, I'll reconnect to the. Wi-Fi. >> So, while he pulls it up, this is the. accusation. So, this is the proof that I. have that was given to me and we are.
putting this here. Feel like I'm like a. drama creator right now, but I I'll do. it. Okay, so controversy with the. screenshots. Number one, evidence that. the girl was flirty. Oh, this is from. him. So, this is the defense, not her. accusations. Okay. That the girl was. flirty with me drawing our characters. together. So, they drew your characters. together. >> Yes. >> Birthday gift for that you. >> Yeah. You'll have to believe that. >> Uh, and the twin he made she made with.
you as well on stream. >> Mhm. >> Uh, okay. Number two, her vague posting. about Pedos a few days after she blocked. me and ended the friendship. This is the. post I mentioned where she went on. Twitter and called me a pedto. I'm who. she's referring to. Mind you, she was 20. at the time and I was 34. I've been in. an MLP, what's that? >> My Little Pony. >> fandom since I was 14, nearly seven. years later, and there are still the. same amount of pedos. Kind of sad. TBH.
Number three, evidence her birthday is. January 16th, and her current age on her. Twitter bio, which confirms she was in. fact 20 at the time. They're still. pedophiles from the Phantom, which. doesn't mean you, by the way, she meant. me, >> which you are, uh, she said was about to. turn 21 in a few days, >> and she didn't know until now. Well, when did you know or? So, you may have. thought she was underage. >> No, I definitely did not. >> May have known until. >> may have known what? >> That you didn't know until now. You said.
I didn't know until now. Searching her. Twitter for the last hour that her. birthday was in January. >> Oh, because I thought her birthday was. like 3 days after when she called me a. pedto and blocked me. >> Oh, She's hideous. Number four, before and after selfies of her. Good. What's the difference? >> I personally think that the before. looked pretty good. The after definitely. doesn't look good. >> Okay. So, the seven in your bed was uh. >> The seven in my bed looked like the one. on the left. Yes. Hey, everyone's seven.
is a different seven. >> That's what I tried to say at the. beginning. You said there's a man scale. >> There is a man scale. It's just. different for every man. >> You see how right up my alley she. wasn't? >> Yeah. Right. >> How much she let herself go? That's. letting herself go and went full nose. ring therapy. All she did was. add a nose. Okay, she said dodge a full. clip apparently. It goes, dude. Yeah. Hey, guess what? If you're in the freak. community, you're going to get cancelled. for being in the freak community cuz all. the freaks are the people who do cancel.
culture Yes. If you surround. yourself with those freaks, you're going. to face the consequences from those. freaks. That's why I only allow normal. people in this community. >> Yeah. >> Because I don't want freaks like this. cuz they do just cancel each other for. nothing. They weaponize terms like. grooming. They weaponize terms like. pedto. They do all this. >> which I hate and I got the out of it cuz. I was sick of it. >> Yeah. Yeah. You did a little pedto. adjacent stuff though. Come on. >> I drew some. >> adjacent. I'm being I was being paid for. and now I just draw some petite. characters. It's fine.
>> Paid justifies guys. It's just following. orders. >> Hey, some people sell drugs. I just drew. some. >> a really funny foreshadowing tweet I. found while looking through her tweets. The irony. >> It is not It is not loading anything. Find it from somewhere else then, dude. Buddy, come on. What is wrong with you? >> I got to have something on my phone. >> Yes, >> I'm a pillow after all. >> Okay. Potentially deep, meaningful. relationships. Wait, it's me who's ruining them. Always. has been. She posted that. Okay, buddy. You are too deep. You screenshot a tweet.
from her from looking for proof that. >> you are permanently online. You have no. life. This is so sad. This is so sad. >> Listen, >> number six. The DMs I sent her on. December 4th, not knowing at the time, she had already written me off as a pedo. on the second. Hey, believe out her. name. I haven't fully recovered from my. depressive state I've been in. Maybe go. outside. Come on. All right, everyone come behind. me. Everyone come. Except except for Lindsay.
cuz Lindsay has to be nice to him. >> Okay, >> I'm not going to force you to give your. opinion. Is this uh childlike. age? Question mark question mark. She's. a stuffed animal. She's like thousands. of years. >> childlike. >> It's very inanimate. I don't I don't. >> childlike. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> See the [clears throat] legs. >> Yeah. Lock this guy up. >> Okay. That's a kid, dude. >> You all, man. Someone had to be on my.
side. That is not a child. Look at the. hips on that. >> You said I wanted to send you an. apology. I came on really strong with. having a crush on you and I don't think. I respected what you were going through. with your breakup and stuff, especially. cuz I didn't even know the whole story. I'm comfortable just being friends. I. didn't want to be pushy or anything. And. if I made you uncomfortable at any. point, I'm really sorry. You're a good. friend. >> and I'm completely fine keeping it at. that, especially cuz there's a pretty. big age gap between us anyway. 14 years. is pretty like Yeah. Hope you've been.
doing well. Uh-huh. So, she just uh. >> should we get into the full story so you. know what the hell going for now? >> You make 3,000 hours a month is kind of. if it's 32,000 hours a year, it's about. 3,000 bucks a month. >> Uh-huh. >> You need to set a little bit aside for. taxes, but you're not going to be taxed. at that. But you do have like. self-employed. >> I think in California I don't get taxed. unless it's over 3600. >> Yeah, but there is the federal. government as well. >> What does that mean? >> You have to pay federal taxes.
>> What do you mean? >> Have you filed? >> I filed as a dependent with my mom. Oh my gosh, you were so pathetic. Okay, so you probably. don't pay anything, right? >> State of California says I don't need. to. >> Not the state of California. The federal. government. Yeah, of course California is going to. enable freaks like you. Sure, I get. that. That's predictable. >> Well, they I've tried to get the. enabling for my disability, but they. won't they won't. >> What disability do you have?
>> Rheumatoid arthritis. my weird fingers. >> yourself in uh anime land. >> If it if it means that the if it means. that the pain goes away, I'll go all. over it. Don't you worry. >> You can draw for a living. >> Yeah. >> Shut the up. >> I can I can sit down and draw someone. getting knotted by a werewolf and make. 400 bucks and then just go eat, >> buddy. You make $32,000 a year. Okay. >> And you game for eight hours a day. >> More than eight. >> Exactly. So shut up. You can do customer.
service. >> Customer service? >> Yes. That's a job that exists in the. real world that people do. We have. people like them here. Otherwise, >> how the hell would customer service work. from home? >> Many do. >> Do they? >> Yeah. Hourly work from home. Yes. Absolutely. >> Huh. That's a thing I can do. >> You can do a lot. >> I No, I mean like like I really. genuinely did not know that was a thing. I could do. >> Creature. I'll get you a course career. certification in a certification of your. choice. You can do tech. You can do. trades. You're not trades. and that will. maybe go into it or something. So, I'll.
get you that. A lot of people in the. audience have converted them into six. figure jobs. But what the do you think. your financial score is? 0 to 10. >> Four. I don't even know how. I mean, you're pathetic. You have nothing going. for you in life. But sure, if you want. to figure out what your hammer financial. score is, get it for free at caleb.com. Take the assessment. Figure out where. you stand in the world of money, where. you're doing poorly, where you're doing. great. And if you don't want to be like. a guest that ends up on the show, it's. going to I mean, it's going to take a. lot more than this for this kind of. guest, but the usual guest. Make sure to. download the Dollar Wise app, take the. free trial, see if you like it, and if. you do, sign up for the annual version.
cuz it saves you nearly 50%. And you get. the physical version of my 30-day meal. plan signed by me, mailed directly to. you, and the digital version of our. cookbook. So, there you go. Do you cook? >> I would love to. >> Oh my. >> I just got a cast iron skillet. I'm. going to try. cast iron skillet to cook, freak. >> Yeah, but it's cool. All cool kids have. the World of Warcraft cast iron skillet. Okay. >> Requires a lot more maintenance. Well, I. mean, I can try to do maintenance. >> Oh dude. >> Is maintenance something I can do from.
home? >> What? How do you eat? >> Um, mostly Door Dash. >> Oh my. burn downtown. What am I going to get? Like, >> if there's restaurants to Door Dash. from, there's groceries you can go get. >> Good point. I can Door Dash the. groceries. Good, good, good point. >> Even at a minimum, that'll at least. start building some life skills at 37. I. I I think Yeah, that would be fine. Um, okay. Let's see. What do we have? PayPal. credit. What's going on here? >> Okay, so PayPal credit's my everything. That's That's all I got. Uh, every bit.
of money I ever make, everybody money I. ever owe, it's all PayPal credit. >> Why? >> That's just how people pay me. >> Oh, you get paid through Yeah, but this. is like the credit card. >> Well, yeah, but it goes into. >> You get PayPal through credit uh through. pay. You get paid through PayPal. >> Yes. >> But this is your PayPal credit account. >> It's connected. >> Okay. Well, it's over the limit by. hundreds of dollars. thousands. >> Is it higher now? >> The limit was changed to like 2,000, I. think. So, >> they cut it. >> Yeah. And they should because you're. being enabled by every system, the state.
of California, your mom, your brother. Oh my even the people. >> Listen, I still here's the thing. I I. the finances are very important to go. through, but. the actual end outcome is what's. important because you're not going to. commit to anything if there's not an. actual goal or anything. Why can't we. get you living out? >> Well, come on. Why can't we get you to. move out and try to be independent? >> Well, because I want my mom to go with. me. >> She can move nearby. What do you You. don't provide to the house. >> That's kind That That is kind of the.
goal. I do want to live on, but I want. her to come with me. >> Oh, but you don't provide to the house. What's preventing her from going. wherever anyway? >> I mean, sometimes I try my my I'll get. gas for the car. I'll pay for I paid for. a refrigerator. >> You share a car? Yeah, we share a car. >> I don't own [screaming] a car. You're just never You're never going to. be independent. You're never going to be. independent. You're such a. You're bragging about sometimes paying. for the gas here, man. >> Buddy, you live with someone with a. diaper and you couldn't even tell. You. don't know what the is going on. Shut the up. >> He didn't crinkle. He got the diapers.
that were the cloth ones. He was a. weirdo. He was wearing the adult. diapers. He wanted to his brother. We never. even touched on that. >> I don't need to. He wanted to his. brother. He's weird. Okay. There's. nothing else to talk about there. >> Okay. >> Right. >> Yeah. Yeah. Story done, honestly. >> No. threw my mustard in the in the. trash. >> I don't care about your mustard. >> I care about my mustard. >> I care that you draw kids naked. >> Mustard. I don't draw kids naked. >> Yes, you do. >> No, I don't. >> What? If you call it a different word, it doesn't change the reality of what is. being provided. We all saw that person.
That person's a kid. >> It's a stuffed cat. >> It's a kid that has a little bit of more. animal characteristics cuz it's a furry. >> and a little bit more. >> The people that practice furry. Yes, it's anime. But the people the. people that practice furry things are. still humans underneath the furry. >> sometimes. Some of them are way more. into the animal They're into like. the barbecue. >> But they're still people. >> Some of them go like Yeah. You've seen. the dog girl before. Some people throw. their humanity out for the furry. >> But if you that person, you're not.
an animal. You're a. person. >> Some people like to think they are. >> I know. And that's freaky. But you. drawing that it's a human. Well, if. >> with furry characteristics, >> if someone can a person and pretend. they're an animal while they're doing. it, then what who's to say they can't a. person and think they're a kid while. they're doing it? >> Let's be very clear to follow your. logic. If someone a kid that is dressed. in furry it's no longer pedophilia. cuz it's actually just a furry. >> It's absolutely pedophilia. Kill that. person, >> buddy. That's your logic that you're. using for your own artwork, though.
>> My artwork's fictional. There ain't a real kid being hurt. Okay. So, that's what matters in the end, whether or not someone's being hurt, not. what's being consumed and drawn. >> Absolutely. Yeah. >> Okay. So, you can draw underage. That's. okay. As long as no one's being hurt. >> I don't care what the people draw. As. long as nobody's hurting anymore. >> There you Thank you. We're fine. That's. the. draw it anymore. >> anymore. That's your character. >> Yeah. >> I don't draw that character.
I have characters that are off limits. cuz they're too childlike. Dude, I don't. know, man. I don't know. >> In fact, everybody knows a couple of my. characters that I'm like, "This. character looks a little too much like a. kid. I'm never going to drop them." I. got I got a list of them. >> Sure. >> So, I'm also being told you endlessly. when you need money like to pay for this. minimum payment, for example. You go in. your little Discord, which is your. entire ecosystem in your entire life, which I mean, when and if I have kids, I'm just not even going to let them. touch a device until they're 18.
because of people like you. Um, like if. they become this, I'm literally going to. kill myself. That's not even a child. >> I will I will absolutely scare any child. away if I possibly can. Don't you worry. >> Yeah, cuz you'll draw them. >> I don't think kids should be on the. internet. >> Yeah, cuz then they'll see themselves. drawn by you. >> if that's what it takes. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. >> I don't know, man. I. >> ain't going to draw kids. >> Also, by the way, you paying $200 a. month is not being independent in Ohio. $200 a month in rent. What the are we. doing here? That's not a real rent. payment. It's not even a utility.
payment. Shut the what did he raise it. to 250? >> He raised it to 275 [laughter]. after after a raccoon broke in and I. told him call the people. >> But apparently you go into Discord and. you endlessly ebg for money. >> I don't ebag. I open for commissions. That's not ebagging. I say, "Hey everybody, I need pizza. There's commission slots open. People. send me DMs. They get commissions. They. get the characters drawning each other. I get to eat Lil Caesar." But what you. do is you go on then and you're. endlessly saying like, "Oh, you know, my.
money situation's really bad. This is. why I need the money. This is why I need. the money." You're ebgging for the. commission. You're not like, "Here's my. talent.". >> You're not like, "Here's my talent. If. anyone finds people, >> people are sympathy donating to you. >> I got fillings that need to be filled. They're like 27. You're like Boogie 298. on there. That's all you're doing.". >> Hey, at least I have cancer. I don't. have cancer. I'm joking. That's a stupid. joke. [laughter]. I have the arthritis though. You can see.
my weird finger. >> You literally game all day. >> I got nothing for that one. >> Exactly. So shut the up and buddy. I. know the [clears throat]. gaming that gets your fingers. twisted. So I know you're doing. >> Uh-huh. >> Like shut the like actually shut up. This is so pathetic the way you are. acting. >> Got a weird pinky right there. Doesn't. Doesn't unbend. >> I don't care. There's a lot of things. you can do in life. Just like you. literally are on your computer all day. So you're in instead of being hired for.
your talent, you're in there egging and. that's why some people are pathetically. supporting. >> They are hiring me for the talent. People want their character drawn by me, not by some other artist who charges. less than. >> Then why would you have to tell them you. you need it for your film? >> Cuz I want to be transparent. I want to. tell them where their money's going. So. >> when a charity opens, it says where the. money's going. >> They don't need to know where they're. Yeah. But that's charity. That's a. donation. >> Yeah. And they know where your product. No. Oh, when people watch this, they. don't need to know where I spend my. money. >> I'd like people to know where they're. spending their money. It's like, hey,
your money isn't just going to go. disappear into me getting blow. It's. going to go for me getting new teeth. >> No, it should be based on the product. they're getting. Product and service are. getting nothing. >> I display the product, too. I'm like, look, >> but that should be why they're getting. not because you're pathetically egging. >> I just like to explain to people where. my where the money goes. Some people. just like to know that. >> Do they even actually really know where. the money goes? Because do you even know. where the money goes? I know where the. money goes. >> Where does the money go? >> Uh, mostly to uh video games. >> Okay. Or like $600 going out to eat a.
month. >> 600. >> 600? >> Is that what it is? >> 600? See, you don't even know my 600 lb. life. >> Jesus Christ. I didn't know it was 600. What else is on that guy? >> Spend dramatically more than you make. It's not even close. And it's mostly. because I mean, we're maxing out this. credit card and everything. It's really. bad. And I mean, for what it's worth, you have made a lot of money. 2018, you. made 91k. >> Uh-huh. >> Did you pay the taxes for that? No. And. they're after me for that one. >> Good. They should come and lock you up. for multiple reasons. >> But I'm getting on that one. At least.
they want. >> because you owe 67,000 or you made. 67,000 in 2017 2017 as well. >> Uh-huh. >> Do you owe for that? >> Yeah. They're coming after me. >> Okay. When's the last time you actually. made money? Cuz you're not making money. now. >> Um. >> Oh, we didn't even know about the taxes. That's That's fresh to us. >> 2017 2018. They've been hounding me for. years. >> Just those two years. Did you make money. in 19? >> Just those two. Yeah. Uh, no. Not. >> I'm sure once you started getting the. stemmies and all those benefits in. California during the pandemic, you just. lived it up. >> The reason No, we at home. I didn't get. a STEMI. Um, the California is a piece.
of They only gave my mom one. That. was it. >> Well, maybe cuz you're Well, cuz you. you're a dependent. >> Cuz I was a dependent. Yeah. So, that's. actually fair. >> And my brother's also a dependent. >> So, that's actually fair. You guys suck. >> Well, um the the um 2017 2018 I was. going to conventions. I used to sell. merchandise. I used to meet people like. Terra Strong and. conventions. Yes. >> Yes. [clears throat] The conventions. full of pedto people. Yes. And that was. where I made all that money those years. Then co happened. No more cons now. I. can't get any money anymore. >> You know what's crazy, dude? Literally,
especially with all the medic. I know. I'm saying this is a fact, but at least. I'm not morbidly obese. >> But even still, the thing is, >> you have a good head of hair. >> The beard situation we have to figure. out, but lose some weight. Get on the. ompic. Get on the the like triple. blockers. Now they're all the Lose. some weight and you can go out there and. you can find yourself a nice gal and. with the type that you have, you could. actually date a lot of people you're. interested in because they're. horrendous. >> Thank you. The beard situation because. you touched on that. >> No, that's the least important thing of. what I just said. >> You hide your chins with a beard. I got.
like eight of them under. >> No, that's what I'm saying. Let's lose. money. >> No, you're doing that. Let's lose. >> I'm already doing that. >> weight. Okay, I am losing weight. >> You are? >> Yeah. I'm 180 lbs down from where I was. four years ago. for you. Really? >> Yes. >> How? >> I have a personal trainer. >> What? You go outside and go somewhere? >> A guy I drew furry for it was a personal. trainer and he agreed to do personal. training for me over the internet. >> Still doing it? >> Yeah. >> And is there a timeline? >> No. >> Forever? >> Yep. >> Good. So, you're working out? >> Yeah. >> Are you dieting?
>> Um, he's got me on a calorie deficit. plan. >> Really? So, this is working out. You were bigger than this? >> I was way bigger than. >> Dude, that's. >> I couldn't zip this up. Now it's. kind of loose. >> Were you immobile? Close too. >> Very close. Yes. That's crazy. >> Mhm. Had the cankles and everything. >> And what kind of did you draw with this. guy? >> Um he wanted a picture of his character. Uh. >> what was this character like? >> His character is a a fully grown dude. >> Okay. >> Um who's like a rabbit? Something like. that. And uh.
>> why don't people just go have sex with. humans? Like why what does. >> Well, he really wanted to have sex with. uh you know Muffet from Undertale, Spidergirl. I have her as my phone wallpaper. Hang. on. >> That's weird. >> She's my favorite video game character. Check it out. The boobs jiggle, too. >> All right. >> What's wrong with humans? >> Um, >> why can't you just like. >> look at me and ask the question, what's. wrong with humans? >> What's wrong with humans? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, but go get someone that's not up.
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>> I thought we want pedto to live longer. but the thing is for. >> okay like I said Thanos snap if it takes. me too as long as it takes them I don't. give a them. >> do you care about your life. >> yeah I live my life you kidding me. >> you want to live. >> yeah I lost lost 180 lbs cuz I want to. live. >> Okay. Yeah. So again, the mom thing, [clears throat] I got to get back to. that. Like I need you to live. independently. Like I almost don't want. to do this unless one of our goals is. you just actually learning life skills. to learn live independently at some.
point cuz we got to get you cuz what. happens when your mom dies? >> Exactly. >> She's old. She's out there. I saw her. >> What do you What do you want? What do. you think? I'm on the show for She's 76. >> Okay. And she didn't look necessarily. the healthiest. >> Does she not? >> Um. >> Well, she got stung by bees recently. She got stung by bees. >> Okay, never mind. She's okay. Okay. But. even even still 76, you know. [clears throat]. >> Um. >> she's a she's a tomboy. She's a fighter. I love my mom. >> Okay. Well, that's good. She's still 76. And I wanted her to live a long life. But what do you and your brother do when. she. >> Exactly. That's why I'm here, Caleb. >> Okay. So, it is independent.
>> The whole point is get independent. But. like, >> okay, there you go. Then I'm down. >> The current goal is get her out of. there. >> C. >> I am not going to do that. >> That's not the point. The thing is it's. like yes, but but you have to take care. of your life or else you'll never be. independent. >> Okay. So, we need to focus on you. >> All right. The the the point I'm the. point of coming here is I want. >> Z Y O. >> somethingore guides. >> Zygore guides. >> What's that for 10 bucks? >> World of Warcraft. >> Spending on Okay. You're spending Okay, we're.
>> It's an add-on for World of Warcraft, >> right? Of which you're not paying your. payment on time, but you did that. And. then Disney. Why even Disney Plus? So, you can watch all young kid shows. >> No, I wanted to watch Darth Maul. If I. could watch it somewhere else, I'd watch. it somewhere else, my man. But they got. like five billion streaming services. You want to watch it? >> Path of Path of Oh, exile. $90. What did you get? >> Only 90, huh? Did they not tell you? >> No, I don't. I know nothing. [laughter].
>> Tell me something. I don't know. >> $16,000. on Path of Exile. >> Okay. What do you even get? I don't even. I don't know that game. I know it. exists, but. >> I get to change my fireball to look like. a dragon. I get to make my cursor a different. color. >> $16,000. >> $16,000. This is a $500 hoodie. >> What the are we doing here? >> You have been staring it in the face the. entire episode. >> I don't I don't really. >> You just get cosmetics. You get cool.
looking armor. You get to make your. character look cool. They can have wings. and stuff. >> How? But how have you possibly spent. $16,000? >> It was 12 years. >> You spent $3,000 this year alone. That's. 10% of your money. Yeah. You're. never. >> Because I know where my money's going. when I. >> Mozilla Mozilla Corp something. Whatever. game Mozilla has. >> Probably the like um what is it? The. VPN. It's probably the Mozilla VPN. >> And then $10 there. Yeah. Late fee and. then interest and cash advance.
Interest. What the. >> you cash advance at some point. >> This is insane. At some point you did. something that qualified for a cash. advance. I can't see it. But that's is. the balance there is 142 for that. >> Okay. I think. Wait. Or well, >> I genuinely have no idea what a cash. expense is. >> You've been late every month this year. so far. >> Every month. >> Why? You do make money and you. shouldn't. You don't have any overhead. >> Uh-huh. >> So, how are you possibly late? There's. no reason to be. >> I'm hungry. >> It's even more pathetic. That doesn't. make sense. What do you mean? >> I Door Dash. I get a lot of Door Dash.
>> Good. But you make money. Why can't you. just make a payment on time? It's 218. It's expensive for your income, but you. have literally no overhead. You don't. even have a car. >> I'm not. sometimes do gas and you. bragged about it. >> I'm not great at making myself make. payments and then I just forget to. >> turn on autopay then. If you don't have. the self-control, then do that. >> Well, when you have autopay on and. there's not enough money in the account, then it just doesn't do it. >> Sometimes my balance is just not there. >> Death to friends. >> Oh yeah, we haven't even got into that.
>> Well, that's what I'm bringing up so we. can get into. >> again there's a big purchase that'll. come up. Yeah, my buddy. And um. >> 1,700. Why? >> Uh well, he's got the money to loan, so. I ask him sometimes. >> Yeah, but why were you getting it? What's it for? >> A chair, >> dude. Like a gaming chair. >> Lazy boy. >> What the? Of course, you fat old. It was. a $2,500 chair. Big old mother. It's got. the recliner. It's got the cup holder.
It's got the phone charger. >> For what? That's not even at your. computer. >> It's right in front of my computer. >> What? Yeah, I got it there. The desk's. right here. Pedals under the desk. I'm. aing baby in a crib. >> That doesn't really get you to this. healthier lifestyle. >> No, not really. The pedals under the. desk do. >> What does that do? >> I just pedal them. I get some. circulation in my legs. It was a. personal trainer recommendation. >> It was like if you're not getting on the. bike, you need to have some money. >> Why would this person lend you that. money? >> Just because he really likes I draw.
>> What? Your world is soed up. >> It is aed up world. >> Are you making minimum payments to him? uh to him. >> Yeah. >> No. >> What's the expectation to pay this back? >> I draw him. >> He's got a character. He's got a friend. who's got another character. He wants me. to draw. >> and more. >> I I mean I do with him. I kind of pay it. back with him. Yeah. >> Kind of. What do you mean kind of? >> As in I'm not like giving the money, but. like I draw the pictures. >> What about. >> Oh, him. Oh, boy. >> You owe a thousand. >> Yeah. um.
>> internet friends is. >> he's okay. So he's a tech support guy. and my computer breaks down sometimes. He sends me some money for it and stuff. like that. Um and he helped with getting. here. So. >> to Austin. >> Yeah. From California. It was like. $1,700 for the flight. >> What the is that normal? >> Well, it was for two people. It was for. >> something. You decided to come here on. Sunday and leave on Wednesday. And he. brought his mom. THAT'S WHY IT'S. >> OH, 4 DAY little vacation for you and. mother. No,
>> check out. >> No, we don't want you. Please. No, please. This is. >> I don't want to be here either. Sucks. >> Thank you. Yes, it sucks so bad. Oh my. goodness. Yes. >> Yeah, it's awful. Oh my god. I never. want to be here. >> It's an active town. [clears throat]. >> Yeah, and I don't like active. >> Thank you. Yes. >> Okay, we can agree on that. I don't need. to be here. >> Good. Glad you figured that out. So, how. are you paying this guy for your. computer parts and Um, also. [snorts]. >> the the character I'm trying to bring. up. The one. >> you own now that you came here.
>> Um, >> better give him the reimbursement money. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's He's. who's getting it. >> Stupid. >> That's the one where I'm actually being. >> filming Tuesday and he got here on. Sunday and he's leaving on Wednesday. What the is wrong with you? >> I wanted to hang out a little bit. Come. on. >> No, >> I wanted to see if it's a nice place. >> It is. It's not for you. >> We're in a pretty shitty place where the. hotel we picked. >> Where are you? Um, what is it called? Uh, Town River. Uh, Holiday in Town. River or something like that. Town Town. Lake. I think it's Town Lake. It's uh it's right next to Sixth Street.
We were told that was a like nightlife. party full of drugs and. >> Of course, that's going to be a little. diff. It's going to be a bit more wild. >> Well, yeah. Yeah. >> What is it? Holiday in? >> Yeah. Holiday in Town Lake, I think it's. called. And there's um there's a. >> Well, it's okay. You're near Rainy. Street. Rainy Street is super nice, but. it is right off of I35. Yeah. Is I35. bad? >> Well, it's a highway. Why would you want. to be on a highway? >> Well, we used to live next to a train. I. was fine with a train. >> It's a train's different, but PayPal. >> Yeah. >> So, this is your checking.
>> Uh-huh. >> Okay. Yeah. 34 in there. >> Nothing. >> And our in our front of our hotel. >> You think you are to be able to like. allowed to take a vacation when you have. no money? >> It's not really a vacation. It's one. >> objectively. You No, no. A couple extra. days. People fly in and out the same day. of the show. Oh, we we flew in a day. before because I knew I wasn't going to. be able. >> Two days before. >> Was it two days before? >> Sunday is two days before Tuesday. >> We flew out the 22nd. >> Isn't today the 23rd?
>> Oh, I guess he came Monday. Maybe we. misunderstood. >> Yeah, it was like it was like 2 a.m. on. the We flew out on the 22nd. >> Okay. Uh, so beginning balance 119. Yeah, a good amount of money comes in, but then it all goes out and you ended. with even less at 34. >> Did I say the 21st when I said. >> I don't know. It doesn't matter. I'm. just I'm Okay. Sorry. >> You're talking to me. >> All right. I'm talking to you. >> Okay. Yeah. I mean, you Yeah. So much. money goes out. So many fees, too. This. is crazy. >> There was a point my interest was like.
600 a month. >> Well, this is just your PayPal account. Not even. Steam games. Amazon. Pull up your. Amazon. >> Oh boy. >> Stamp subscription. Why are you paying. stamps.com to mail your. >> I don't know how to cancel stamps.com. >> Call. I literally called I called a scam. center and gave them my account on. access. >> Block it from your checking account. >> I don't know how to do that. >> He immediately for pizza. Door Dash $40. if it fat. >> Valve again. Steam. Valve. >> Bunch of steam. Bunch of steam.
>> Dino Labs $10. Door Dash another $42. down his throat. >> Surprised you're out working this dude. My concern part is I'm glad you've. learned lost weight from like how much. did you weigh? >> Uh nearly 600. >> Yeah, that's what I thought. So 600 lb. I'm glad you've lost weight. You're in. your fives. Four, like 450. But the. thing is, at some point, if you continue. this diet, you will reach that. equilibrium where the amount of working. out you're doing is going to meet that. calorie threshold where you can't. >> like you're not actually doing it, and.
you're still going to be like morbidly. morbidly obese. >> Uh-huh. >> Cuz you're this is insane amount of food. that you're consuming. >> I am staying under the calorie deficit. >> Your calorie deficit is crazy though, >> which is 2500. Yes. You're under 2500. >> 2500 is my daily goal. Yeah. >> I would be so shocked with these Door. Dash orders. Okay. Uh some Square purch. Yeah. You purchased through something. DHL Express. You got something delivered. to you. Amazon. More val. >> I think DHL Express. >> Door Dash Dash Pass. Door Dash. Little.
Caesars. $50 of Little Caesars. >> and he's under his 2500 calorie a day. >> Well, I was feeding my family. >> But even $50 for three people, you're. not under 2500 calories. I mean, $50 of. Little Caesars is still a ton of. food. >> One Little Caesar's pizza is 2100. calories. That's just my day. >> I just have a pizza all through the day. and we're all good. [sighs]. >> But even still, you got more than like. three pizzas. >> I got more than the fridge. And I can I. got a mini fridge in my room, which I.
also bought. >> I don't know. >> I cannot get anything on this phone. It's telling me unif. I guess. >> I suck at everything. You want to try. it? You want to take the phone? You want. to do it? You're probably better with. >> You're actually addicted to AI. What the. is that? >> I got an AI uh generator on my computer. and I was training it to do stuff that. looks like my artwork. >> Kids. He's generating kids. It's not. looks like put kids, youing weirdo. >> We saw them. I say think of kids and I'm.
the weirdo. >> You said your art. We saw your art. Your. art is kids. >> My art is not all petite. It just has. petite in it. So tell me what. >> what is this addiction? Yeah, this is. the weird one here. >> So I'm sitting there and I'm I'm. training the AI to look like my art and. I'm sitting there and I'm making a whole. bunch of different pictures and then all. of a sudden I'm just like, "Oh, can I. just tell it to make something that's. like, I don't know, a cheerleader or. some like that. I make a. cheerleader and I'm like, "Oh, that's. hot." So then then I'm sitting there. just making loads more. >> I'm into I'm into big boobs on.
cheerleaders. Okay. >> Big boobs on cheerleaders on. >> Yeah. And I don't like the girls. I. don't know them. I don't know their. personalities. I can make up a. personality for the AI one. >> Make it up for the person in the. >> They make it pretty obvious with their. little stupid personality and their. snoody attitudes and I hate them. >> Dude, you got issues, man. >> Have. >> But you're a part of it in a different. way. >> Yeah, but mine's all fictional. I don't. like sex work. I don't like Only Fans. and.
>> like adults consenting. If it's putting. yourself out there sexually and you know. damn well that there's like 13 year olds. jacking off to you. No, I'm not into. that. >> Well, hold on. I needed something to. jack off to at 13. >> Does that make it right that you were. jacking off to an adult? >> Uh, pupescent guys are going to jack. off. >> Yes. >> And I would rather the people making be. adults. So, yes, I think it's okay. You're the one addicted to AI. Does your. mom even know? >> She doesn't know I make AI. She's going. to know after this episode. Sorry, Mom.
>> And uh make him leave. No, you're I'm. I'm sorry. You're 76 and pathetic. I'm. just going to tell you that right now. Not to your face cuz I'm a coward. But. you need to kick him and his brother. out. This is like you've actually this. you've been a horrible parent by. allowing them to stay with you and not. get jobs and develop any life skills cuz. they're not going to be able to survive. without you. >> My brother's an exception. >> Okay. >> She doesn't kick me out because I I pull. my own weight. She doesn't kick my. brother out cuz he's very disabled. Vi. >> very disabled.
>> What's disabled? >> He's autistic. >> Like low functioning. He can't live on. his own. >> Maybe. I don't know. There's there's low. functioning. Whatever. Warner Bro, HBO. Max, of course. Okay. Spotify. >> I cannot for the life of me. If you want. to take this. >> Patreon, you're paying for other. people's Patreons when you don't even. have money. Inc. $30. >> Sunno. Yeah. I make music as a hobby. >> You make music, too? >> Yes, I DJ. >> I sing. >> You're a singer. Sing me a song. Sing me. a Maria right now. >> We've been trying to reach you.
concerning your car's extended warranty. >> Not good. Panda Express $26. You are not. I know for the fat for a fact the. calorie amount of a bit of a of a plate. Most plates from Panda Express. You are. not under your 2500. You are going to. meet your thing because yes, I bet if. you cut from 4,000 calories a day, you. 600 lb will lose weight. You are going. to meet that level at some point where. you can't anymore at your current diet. and workout. >> Well, it does need to be reveal.
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>> Ziggor Guides? >> Yeah. Zygore. That's the World of. Warcraft add-on we talked about earlier. >> Okay. That you're doing on PayPal credit. and on regular PayPal. Another Door. Dash. $34. Disney Plus. Amazon. Amazon. Exola. Mozilla. Door Dash $33. Netflix. Amazon. Best Buy. Amazon Door Dash again. $47 but he's under 2500 calories paid. features $40 KFC Dino Labs another. $10,700,179.
went to somewhere some Best Buy there. $132. Olive Garden Sunco. beverages and more $61. Little Caesars $30. So, you got Premium. Epic Games $36.99. Open AI. You're paying for GPT for what? You don't do anything. You're not. productive. What do you need? >> Yes, you do. Open AAI 20 20 bucks. When. was that? >> Last month. >> Last month. >> Last month. >> Open AAI. >> Yep. >> Well, that wasn't a payment that was. supposed to go through. >> Raspberry apple, by the way, if you. wanted to know the flavor. It's.
incredible. Check it out. >> No, I'm not supposed to be doing Open. AI. I got to shut. >> Yeah, you're not supposed to be doing. any of this. >> Taco Bell, Door Dashing, 20 bucks there. Epic Games, $36.99. Epic Games, $2. Epic. Games $9 for F for Affinity. >> For affinity. Yeah, that's the website I. I post my art on. >> $5. Don't go there. You'll become your. computer will be tracked. Going to get into some Epic. Games $90. >> Yeah. >> Patreon 12 bucks. >> They added Pomy to Fortnite. >> Shut the up.
>> They added Pom to Fortnite. >> General Open wallet transaction. I don't. even know. 10 bucks. Wait. Oh, there's. another credit card. You have Wells. Fargo home furnishing. You financed the. furniture. >> Yeah. >> What? >> The Blazy boy chair. >> What? I thought you did that through. your friend. >> He only did the down payment. I was. [screaming]. $2,500. >> You creature. The balance actually went. up somehow. $1,47.71. Why? Oh, cuz you were a late late fee. >> Uh, like seven late fees.
>> It went up a bit. I'm just not good at making the. payments, man. I got to get better at. that. That's what I'm here for. This is. so pathetic. You just have to follow, dude. You. should be the easiest budget in the. world. You don't do anything. You don't. even people. >> Nope. Like, where's your time and. energy? It should just It should be so. easy budgeting and download wise in. anywhere. Doesn't even matter anymore. Pass. Okay. 19476 is your normal.
minimum. This is so stupid. Fees being. charged are crazy. Interest will be. soon. I'm sure this deferred interest. not even worth looking at. It's crazy. You've refused to grow up. I don't even. know. [sighs and gasps]. >> It's just stupid. You can't even get. laid. Everyone can get laid. >> I could if I wanted to. Trust me. >> Oh, you could. I could. Well, there you. go. So, >> I had a Nikki girl in my bed. Of course. I can. >> Well, yeah. She may have had AIDS, so. that's different. >> Yeah, that's a little different. Yeah.
>> Oh. Oh, okay. Okay. Well, never mind. Well, if I wanted AIDS, I could get. easily get. Listen. Okay, that's different. I. thought you were more incel. If you. don't want to have sex and you're not. having sex, like, fine. That's your. choice. I don't care. >> I thought you couldn't have Oh, well. then you are weird again. >> Yeah, like I said, 11 years old, learn. about STDs and like that. Me up. >> I'm trying to get over the fear. >> That doesn't make you need therapy. Do. you want to die a virgin? >> No. >> Would you care? >> I want kids. Oh,
case is something you'll never hear in. your life. Uhhuh. You know their HB. You're putting HBO Max on here too. This. credit card. So, this is this is Wells. Fargo checking account. You're putting. HBO on multiple. Dude, you have. recurrence. You have uh Disney Plus on. PayPal credit and PayPal. And now you. have HBO on PayPal and Wells Fargo. >> If there's balance in the PayPal, it. uses the PayPal. If there's not, it uses. PayPal credit. It's like automated. But. still, same month they got charged both. And you're being No, no, no. It doesn't. even matter cuz Wells Fargo and PayPal.
both had HBO Max. >> Wait. >> Yes. >> Yeah, dude. You know nothing. >> Wells Fargo had HBO Max on the Wells. Fargo is my chair. What do you mean? >> Uh, it went through uh uh actually I. guess PayPal is pulled through there. So, for what it's worth, home. furnishing, yes, there is there. And. home furnishing. Home furnishing. Yes, >> that is not supposed to happen. >> But their items returned unpaid. It was. Dino Blade Steam games. Dino Blaze, whatever. Steam games, Adobe, HBO Max, Steam Games, Dino Blastic, whatever. Steam games in Adobe. This is.
crazy. Overdrafting like crazy. No one's. surprised cuz you're crazy. >> I don't remember what Dino Labs. >> credit score living at home. No. overhead. 553. Pathetic. >> I have a 553. Is that. >> What is this WFBNA card? >> WFBN Wells Fargo. Uh uh home furnishing. That's. >> That's okay. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Needs attention. Uh, we have a uh. and then that's the first credit card we. looked at. >> So, did you go to college?
>> I tried to. >> Did you do anything? You tried to. What's tried to? >> I went to an animation class and they. didn't teach us. >> Wow. You'll never be productive in your. life. >> I wanted to learn Zbrush. >> Shut the up. You'll never be productive. >> Yeah, I can learn like Blender and. >> Yeah. Get into the most likely to be AI. replaced job. That's fine. Then. >> I'll learn AI. Huh? >> I'll learn AI. I'm already training my own. In. >> 2018, CA burned almost entirely to the. ground. Our good friend Gavin Newsome.
did absolutely nothing while having six. choices for Door Dash. Okay. >> It was just like life story. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My. >> You don't have any mortgage or 401k. accounts? Well, we know you're a loser. >> You're a dead beat. >> What would I have a mortgage for? >> Exactly. You You've never been. productive in your life. You would. never. >> Okay. So, your income is I guess 3,000. hours a month. And I guess you don't. have to set aside for taxes cuz you're a. dependent. It's weird and we're. enabling. You probably get money back. It just goes to your mom.
That situation is. your minimum payments. And I guess. you're making your minimums to your. friends with. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're paying for a. service, >> but your minimum payments are. $412.76. So you get your own groceries. Good. $300. There you go. Oh, you're fine. Meal plan, meal prep. We base it off of. that. That's three meals a day, plus. snacks, plus drinks, plus dessert. I. know you love that. Phone bill, how. much? >> Phone bill. >> Mom takes care of it.
>> Mom takes care of it, >> of course. 150 a month, by the way. >> Uh, yeah, but she takes care of it. Gas. room from drive, how much do you. contribute? >> About 350 a month. >> What? I thought you Why is this Okay. Car insurance. >> California. She pays for it. >> She pays car insurance. Yeah. >> Okay. Rent, mortgage, utilities. She. does it all. >> Yeah. >> TP fund. Anything else you need for your. life? I'll give you 150. Uh therapy you. probably do need. You probably can get. on like medical and with your. >> I can't. I've tried. >> cuz you're a dependent.
>> I got rheumatoid arthritis and all that. but they just keep telling me. like, "Oh, no. You're completely capable. of doing everything.". >> You are capable. Good. I'm glad that. California at least says that. I'm. actually surprised. But you also are a. dependent. So, I don't know if you could. go independently, get on different. services. So, >> I don't think I can. I. >> see what you can do. I will do another. $200. Let's do some therapy. And I think. you can do that. Do you have health. insurance? >> No. >> At 37. At your. >> 37. >> Wait. Okay. Get on Medicare. Get on some. subsidized health insurance. Affordable. Care Act. It's a little more expensive.
now, but whatever. I'll do $400. >> Let's just try $400. It's a little. expensive cuz you're a fat. >> Well, Kaiser Permanente is the only. choice, and that is 400 a month. >> There we go. We did it. There you go. >> Right on the dot. >> Good. Uh, you have any pets? I do, but. mom. >> subscriptions. I'll try to give you 50. bucks. Okay. There's nothing else that. needs to be in this budget cuz you have. nothing. >> How much fun money I get? >> Huh? >> How much fun money I get? >> Let's see if there's wiggle room. There. is. I'll give you $250 for fun.
>> Okay, sweet. >> You have $1,200 left on a monthly basis. >> Okay. >> And that's saving. Pay. >> Oh, pay off debt. Pay off debt, right? >> Pay off your debt in 5 months. Get an. emergency fund. move out, but you got to. work on you need to go get a job like. McDonald's and start building up. experience. That's the reality. You're. going to be lifting at. manufacturing. You're gonna be you're. gonna be taking bottom entry level. jobs cuz your resume is. nothing. Not jobs, but just. entry- level You're going to be. building up your resume. You need to go.
you're not going to do any of that. So, I am practically just going to end. because. >> what the else is there to say? >> I could get a job at Starbucks. >> Get a job at Starbucks. There you go. Get a job at Starbucks. >> That was through Indeed. You're you're. trans like everyone else there, so it's. perfect. >> I could say I am. They did get me the. job, probably. >> Well, you certainly were, which is. >> Yeah, I've got the experience. Yeah, I. can I can fake it till I make it. >> Okay, good luck, buddy. [laughter]. >> I have zero hope here more than almost. any episode ever. This is pathetic and.
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