The Most Hated Couple In Financial Audit History

Don't [ __ ] with me. Don't [ __ ] with me. >> She's usually not this bad. >> I wasn't this bad before the quarter. life crisis. >> She's one of my least favorite people. I've met in the 3 years of doing this. show. >> I knew you were going to say that. >> That's a little bit of a compliment. >> I'm talking. I don't really care. I have. to be candid. You're very unpleasant. You need to leave her. >> I asked him why he hasn't. >> And that's a great question. And what's. your answer? Bundle all of my educational programs. I've ever made, plus the premium version. of my budgeting app for not only 80%. off, but also with a free trial today at. dollarwise.com.

Join the tens of thousands of people. who've changed their lives enjoying. DollarWise Central right now for free. >> Hi, my name is Hannah. I'm 26. >> I'm Mark and I'm 23 and we live in. Spokane, Washington. >> And this is Financial Audit. >> Welcome down to Austin, guys. Thanks for. coming in. Hannah, you're the one in. front of me. So, let's start with you. What do you do for a living in Spokane. >> right now? >> Oh, love birds. Look at them. So cute. Very good. >> Um, right now I door dash uh basically. full-time. >> Full time. You're 40 hours a week,

>> give or take. Um, so the active time. versus dashing time. Active time means I. have an order. It is in my possession. I'm taking it to them. Um, that's. roughly 30. >> That's fine. Are you putting in 40. though? You yourself out there grinding? Okay, very good. to 50 to 60. >> Yeah, it it gets up to 60. Uh there was. one week, a couple of weeks actually in. the past couple months that it's gotten. up to 70. She's out of the house 10. hours a day.

>> Why? >> I mean, that's can be good, can be bad. I don't know. >> Also, if we're making here, >> I'm coming out of the gate with it. So, yeah. Um. >> Oh, for sake. Yeah, I'm door dashing like 40 plus. hours a week. >> Why? Why? Why are we putting so in so. much. >> because we're in debt. >> and I haven't been able to get another. stable job in our home or in our town. >> Spokane. I honestly don't know much.

about it to be completely honest. Uh. tell me what's what what's coming in on. a weekly monthly basis with this amount. of hours that we're putting into this. job. >> Weekly basis. Um anywhere from $500 to. $700. But that's before all expenses, right? And a man may and we drive a uh Ford. Explorer. >> It's one car. >> Uh technically we have two, but uh my. cousin leases the second car for me. >> Okay. Miles in the on the Ford.

>> in year. >> We've had it for less than a year. >> It's a What is the year of the car? >> 2017. >> Okay. And how what's the miles on it? I. think we're somewhere just short of. 100,000, maybe 90,000. >> Okay. So, all for over 100,000. >> net? No, we're not. Like net after. everything, after gas, all this stuff, $4 to $500 a week. >> probably. But. >> well, stacking more maintenance and. miles on this car. Okay. Okay. And. having a hard time finding a stable job?

Okay. Sure, sure. Sure. Sure. >> The last real job I had was at a uh. >> Well, this is a job, but it's not, but. >> Well, the last job I had that was like. somebody else writing paychecks for me, not Door Dash. um was part-time at a. taco stand and it was like 25 hours a. week starting out. >> Obviously not enough. Okay, so you're. making $1600 a month net before you set. anything aside for any of the. self-employment taxes, all that good. stuff. Okay, so I'm hoping you make. money. What do you do, Mark? >> Uh I'm unemployed.

>> Oh. Oh, she she finds that amusing, Mark, that you guys are on the edge of. property. Oh, she continues to find it. amusing. >> Well, I get disability from the VA. >> Okay. And it's Well, hold on. But I'm. not against it. Um, it's just it's the. fact that literally every single person. that's ever served in the history of. this show gets disability, which is very. interesting. And the fact that there. there are people out there that coach.

you on how to get higher ratings of. disability seems to be a flaw in the. system. Whereas there are people who. have actually been injured serving. more than most the people that go to. those coaches and I've never talked to. any of them. >> Well, you've never personally. That's. anecdotal. And we're talking about the. industry as a whole. What was your. service? >> Uh I was a truck driver in the Army. National Guard. >> And how much do you get from this. forever?

>> Uh it's just short of 2500. It's. $24.89.96. >> Okay. So. make more permanently forever for the. truck driving uh than you do driving the. car. >> Mhm. >> On a monthly basis. >> Mhm. >> Okay. So what do you rate it at? >> Uh that is 90%. >> 90%. >> Yes. >> Jeez. Okay. [ __ ] sake. And how many. years did you do that? >> Uh technically I'm still in but I'm in. the process of getting out because of.

all of the uh disability stuff. Uh but. it's been. 4 years. >> Okay. So why are you unemployed? >> Uh I last long disabled. >> uh for the most part. Yes. >> Because that would actually be a real. reason for disability. Reminder, uh. basically everyone also that's been on. permanent disability forever also has a. full-time job. Meaning that okay, they're clearly. >> Yeah. No. Uh able to do some things. So, the main thing that I.

>> That's not the only reason people can. get disability, by the way, is because. they can't do things. But. >> the main thing that I'm disabled for is. I got a traumatic brain injury. Um, >> why? >> I was about 10 ft up in the air and. landed on my head. >> Doing what? >> You're supposed to be driving. >> had nothing to do with the actual job. >> Oh, good. >> Yeah. Um. >> Oh, that's wonderful. >> And that's why we get that money now. >> What the [ __ ] are we doing? I'm trying. to get it up to 100% because.

>> Oh, of course you are. Sure. Why not? Instead of getting a job. That's great. Okay. Well, you have permanent brain. disability now. But just because. something happened while you're Oh my. gosh. People are trying to get. disability for acne now that they got in. the military. It's crazy. Okay. Okay. [ __ ] sake. Oh boy. And it had nothing to. do with the actual job he had. That's. wonderful. This is so good. This is so. good. I'm thrilled. Thank goodness we're. paying so much in taxes. Sake 2% of the. federal budget. My goodness. Well, there. are veterans starving on the street and. don't have anything that actually got. injured in the service of the job that. they were doing. What the [ __ ] are we.

doing? Oh my gosh. Okay. >> Can I give you one anecdote? >> No. So, you can't do any other job. >> Uh, I have issues standing up for too. long and I will get like. >> No, because of that thing that didn't. involve the job you were actually doing. Okay. It did, but it didn't. So, what is. I can't stand up. So, are you able to. sit at a desk? Are you able to do. things? I want to make sure you at least.

find value in the rest of the life that. you're doing. >> Something that I've actually been. looking at with the show and stuff with. your course careers stuff that you do. >> Yeah, we can get you a course career. certification for sure. But, okay. That's obviously not. >> I want. >> Well, what are you trying to do? >> Uh, based on what I've looked at on. course careers, I would love to do. accounting. Um, >> okay. Yeah, let's do that. That's a good. place to do it. Now, I understand. Okay, unemployed, but you're technically still. in service. You're just on your way out. What were you making in this? Cuz I. said, I'm okay with that little. transition period. I'm not freaking out.

about that. When you say unemployment, I'm like, uhoh, why doesn't he have a. job? Well, she also doesn't have a job. What the [ __ ] is going on? You're in. that transitionary period. I'm okay with. it. And we should help people obviously. transition from the military into the. private sector. But either way, how much. were you making? Um, so since it was just the National Guard, it was only a couple hundred bucks a. month. Um, >> Oh, wait. Yeah, that's right. So, this. was not full-time. >> No. >> Wait, what? Did you have a job? When was. the last time you had a job? >> Last year, 23.

>> Last year, I had a full-time job. >> Doing what? >> Uh, I was a uh detention deputy at one. of the local jails. >> Okay. Why aren't you doing that anymore? >> Uh, because I. >> stand. probably. So, my head injury got worse. Um, and I ended up hitting some ice and. drove a car into a lake. >> 3 weeks before our wedding. >> Yeah. >> Ever since then, the head injury's. gotten worse and so I have. >> What treatment is there? I don't know.

>> Trying to manage it with medication and. stuff. That's the best. >> You need to step the up. You're married. >> Why aren't you doing at 26? No offense. >> Because. >> actually you offense. Well, um, in my. defense, I am going to be dropping the. Mc Fries. >> Okay. So, you're putting the fries in. the bag soon, doing But what does that. actually mean to you? >> Um, that means I'll have secured. fulltime. >> Like actually McDonald's? >> Yes. >> Oh, actually at McDonald's? >> Actually McDonald's for my fifth time?

>> This your fifth time at McDonald's? >> Yes. >> Okay. So, when I said step up, I. actually meant it. Not this. Okay. What the [ __ ] are you guys? >> Um, I don't know. I'm only child, so. uh, mommy and daddy, >> what does that mean? >> Might have spoiled me a little too much. >> I'm the only child and then I'm the. youngest grandchild and the only. grandchild. Um,

>> oh, how long have you guys been married? Are there kids? >> Uh, no kids. We got married uh last. November, so seven, eight months now. >> Okay. It was end of the month. So, >> okay. Last November. Okay, good. Congratulations. >> Also, there's a little bit of a reason I. haven't been super. >> able to communicate in this. conversation. >> Yeah, that too. Um, but no, I haven't um. really worried too much about putting. away for retirement or anything like.

that and just kind of been coasting. Um, >> as you're a single child? >> Yeah. Yeah. On my mom's side, I am the. only Yes. On my mom's side, I'm the only. grandchild. Um, and my granny has 22. acres and roughly a $600,000 estate. >> Uh, okay. >> That I'm the sole inheritor of it. It. goes uh. >> Well, goes through your mom. Yeah. She. gets nothing. >> Exactly. 50. That means So 75. >> Your mom gets nothing. 76 would be the. math.

>> Yeah. No, mom and uncle, they get stuff. Um they're just Well, they they they get. stuff and then it goes straight to me. cuz my uncle never had kids. >> Yeah, but your uncle's alive so he gets. some. >> Yeah, he's going to have some of it, too. But there's a like there's a. $40,000 life insurance policy that's. going to come straight to me. When when when granny. that that that's just. >> How's her health? >> Um she had a stroke. her heart is AIB.

Uh she's diabetic and still eats a ton. of sugar. Um love her, but. part of the reason I took so long to. move out of my hometown was because I. was worried that my grandparents are. going to die soon. >> Okay. So, I mean, you what if it's split. in third across from everything? I don't. know what's going to happen with the. property, but it's a weird thing to bake. on. Let's say you get $200,000. That's. nice. That could be in 10 20 years, though. We don't know. Could be five. Could be one. >> Fully set up adults that have property.

and things like that. >> Yeah. But they still might. What do you. mean? They have more probably nostalgia. The daughter and son, >> but they didn't grow up there. >> Yeah. Okay. Well, it's still their. parents. Have they given it up? >> Um, >> so what the are you talking about? What. are you What are you What are you. asking? >> There there was literally like a. financial planning. >> Have you seen Okay. And what? >> Um, yeah. There. So, there was a. financial planning meeting and my mom. and my uncle discussed like um you know.

right now there's no plans to sell the. property, but if it did, it'd go 50/50. between the two of them. Okay. >> It's a bunch of stocks and investments. and stuff. >> 600,000. Not a lifetime. >> No, not a lifetime. But they've. basically said once I prove myself, I. could have access to that to like. building or in a business or something. So like maybe $200,000 of it, which is. not insignificant actually. It's an. incredible amount of money. Not enough. to retire on, not even close. Pay off.

debt. Sure. Down payment towards a house. or chunky down payment. Absolutely. Maybe. But also, you know, potential tax. implications. Who knows? And who even. knows what they're going to keep or how. this is? I feel like you're not able to. speak on this. >> No, probably not. >> adequately for what the actual. distribution looks like between their. kids and then what goes to you. >> But the. >> No, your grandparents kids. >> There's only two of them. >> I know. So, what goes between them and. what goes to you? Like, >> they love me. >> I'm sure they love you. It is it a.

>> But is it a threeway split? >> No. Um, >> are you talking about? Okay. Well, she. she doesn't know what the she's talking. about, so I don't know why she's even. gapping about this. Uh, but great. There's your retirement plan, my guy. You can't work cuz you're injured. And. I'm sorry about the injury. >> I have some retirement. >> He's actually smart. >> No, his brain's broken. Okay. So, listen.

How do you feel about having a wife that. is 7 months into wife? How long were you. guys before? Together before. >> Was that a joke, too? My gosh, we laugh. at everything. Okay. >> Like 8 months. My mom actually got really mad when I. told her that we were getting married. because it was roughly the same amount. of time that it was between. >> I'd be mad if I was his mom. I'll be. honest. >> My mom has no opinion. It's it's it's. just she's not. >> even if she had an opinion, her opinion.

would be irrelevant. >> Okay. You hate her. >> for justified reasons. >> What? >> Um c can I say it? >> Leave it at this. I got kicked out uh. when I was like 16 and moved in with my. grandparents. >> So, you hate her? >> Mhm. I hate her guts. >> more than he Okay, whatever. >> I just try to leave her out of the. conversation. >> He's indifferent. >> Okay. What I've been trying to say for. these past few minutes, except you guys. are miserable to be around is the fact. that how do you feel that you are unable.

to work because an injury that I feel. sad about that is that sucks. And your. wife is kind of absolutely. in unable to provide in any way. whatsoever. She's gone and quit this job. five times. She's going to be food. service forever. Not hating food. service, but what the [ __ ] are we doing? She's not going anywhere. The [ __ ] What. did you attach yourself to here? >> Personality. >> Somehow he likes me, though. >> It's cuz he has a brain injury. We've. been through this.

>> I've said it myself. >> Is it bad that we literally talked about. it relatively I think it was last night. Like if we. >> I don't care. I do not care. I don't. care. I don't give a I don't give a. dude. I don't give a [ __ ] Okay. So, what is going on in your guys' lives? What's your conversation around money. and your lack of it? >> Uh, we pay whatever we can with what I. get at the beginning of the month and. then as the month goes on, any bills. that come up, she door dashes like crazy. to make them up. >> Okay. What are we spending money on?

What? What? No, no. What are the. conversations? What are the. conversations? What's the knowledge of. knowing in what is going on? I really. need him to stop getting mad at me for. what I'm spending on. >> Mad and then retaliating. >> The [ __ ] does that mean? What is your. What is this? Fine. What is his. retaliation? >> His retaliation is microtransactions on. the Google Play Store or on Xbox Live. >> What are you getting? Why? What? What?

And it's retaliatory. >> Yes, retaliatory. So, she spends and. then we're like, I'm going to. retaliatory spend. I thought you were. the financially sane one. Isn't that. what you established? Would a. financially mature individual have. retaliatory spending when we have Oh, by. the way, none of which being any. appreciating assets. $56,521.66. of debt, bad debt, no good debt, nothing. benefiting you whatsoever. And we're. retalatory spending. What the [ __ ] are. you doing? What is that? First of all, why are you still sweaty spending when. you don't have a [ __ ] job and you're.

unable to provide? You've quit. McDonald's five times. Great. Yeah, thanks for participating in this. relationship by your spending. But then. the retaliation, what's the point? >> I still do half of what she does. >> Huh? >> I still spend half of what she does, if. that. >> So, this is where the conversation then. goes again. What the. is your conversation like when it comes. to money? How do we communicate? What. does it look like? Walk me through an. example. Have a financial conversation. perhaps. Go on. So you learn about a.

spending. What kind of spending is it? What do you learn? She goes out and. spends stupid money on. >> Wow. Oh, okay. Uh, okay. And then walk. me through that conversation. >> Um, usually Okay. So, part of it is with his. TBI. Um, his sleep schedule is all funky. wonky. Um, >> that's the. >> traumatic brain injury. Yeah. Um, so his. sleep schedule sucks. Um, I sleep on a.

relatively normal schedule. Uh, >> well, let's go spend money we don't. have. What the. >> Sometimes keep going. Keep going. >> He'll like the car for me or something. and then he'll find like a receipt or a. rapper or. >> or is what he said by the way. So that's. what I mean. Receipts from the. >> rappers. Yeah. pick the winner. And these conversations. I'm I'm I will ask for the fourth time. How did these go?

>> Um usually like he'll come in and wake. me up and he'll be like, "So, did you do. something? You want to tell me about. something. and then I'm just kind of batting at the. bush as far as like. >> she tries to dance around it like I. don't know. Why? >> Most of the time when I clean the car, it's because I've known for like three. days and I can smell it. >> That's cute. That's funny. >> No. >> Yeah. Destroy your lungs. [ __ ]. hilarious. That's wonderful. Spend money.

you don't have. Well, you're nearly. $60,000 in bad debt. What a wife. Okay, so. she beats around the bush. How do you. confront this? I really need to know how. this is communicated, guys. And your. inability to answer this question is. [ __ ] frustrating. I just try to get her to talk me through. why she went out and did that. And. >> for like the millionth time, >> you don't answer. But this is an endless. thing. And then he catches you.

constantly and then you are hiding. behind his back for some reason. >> So why the why aren't you answering? >> Because I'm stressed. >> Stressed about what? Cuz you don't have. money. Cuz you don't work. Cuz you don't. have a job. And and by the way, we know. from a fact from the conversations you. had with the producers, the amount of. hours that you suggested you're putting. in at Door Dash would which would make. it seem like she's grinding is. hyperinflated from the pre-. conversations you had with the. producers. Yeah. Look good while you're. on camera. Be wonderful. Do that. So. stressed about what? >> Lying about how many hours you work? I'd.

be stressed. Lying stressful. What are. you stressed about? Lying about how much. you're lying about? >> Maybe. >> Is that how stressed we are? stressed. about his health condition, stressed. about how much I can help around the. house. >> Uh, and also actually. >> help around the house doing what? What. are you doing? >> Laundry, dishes. >> What's your square footage? >> 560. >> Great. Yeah. Horrible. >> And we have two cats and a. >> maybe don't. >> No. >> Yes. If you can't afford them, if you. can't afford them or you can't take care.

of them, then it's irresponsible for you. and selfish. >> I've had Roosevelt for 10 years and I've. always made sure that he was taken care. of. Okay. But if you're stressing about. it and you're having to consume drugs in. order to make it through, then no. I. don't think you're able to handle having. Roosevelt. >> I was consuming before I had Roosevelt. >> You've been consuming for over 10 years? >> Yes. >> So, you've been consuming since like 14? >> Yes. Oh, >> for sake. Private student loan debt can. be overwhelming. If you're seeking a. more affordable way forward, Yi is here.

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and see how they can help you move. forward with confidence. a small town. >> Ladies and gentlemen, it's literally the. person you hate at your office right in. front of me. I get to experience today. >> Um yeah, it it was a small town and. there was nothing to do really other. than uh drink or smoke or um do um other. people live there that weren't just. destroying their life. Um so you're. addicted. >> I've quit before.

>> Yet you have found your way back. >> Quit for 3 months. No, it was longer. than that. >> Four. >> Maybe. >> You gave me a [ __ ] the last time. And I know you're a little broke and. that's okay. Why are you with her? Cuz. no offense. Oh, no. No, no. She's one of my least. favorite people I've met in the 3 years. of doing this show. >> I don't really care. I have to be. candid. You're very unpleasant. >> Okay. >> I knew you were going to say that. >> That's a little bit of a compliment.

>> No, it's not. And you knew I was going. to say that because you know what you're. with. Why the [ __ ] are you with her? >> I like her. She annoys a lot of other. people. >> That's impossible. That's impossible. Incorrect. Try again. >> That's the truth. I like her and I know. that it annoys other people. >> And. >> and that's fun. >> I take care of him where I can. You. know, his head's hurting. I bring him an. ice pack and caffeine or give him a. little bit of that g to help him go to. sleep. >> Huh? Oh, gross.

Oh, that's not funny. Everyone just. vomited watching this show. Oh, ladies. and gentlemen, >> or some of them might relate. >> Oh, this is what he said in the pre-in. Quote, direct quote. I was interested in. two things, alcohol and pathy, and you. had two and you had one of them in. regards to her. >> Disgusting. >> When are you starting your job? >> August 5th. >> What are you going to be making? What is. the job? I think it it's just literally.

I had like a 15-minute conversation with. the hiring man. >> Wow, this is a great answer to what is. your job? >> Washington state minimum wage. I think. it's$1666 an hour and just a crew. member. >> Crew member. There you go. Okay. Wow, that was difficult for you. >> Yes. >> Okay. Washington minimum stay. Wonderful. Good. So, how many hours a. week are we going to be working? starting is going to be part-time, but. once all of the college students return, um, I'll be at full-time.

>> So, once more workers. >> No, no, no, no. Once more customers. >> Oh, okay. Okay. So, part-time is what? >> Part-time is 25 to 30 hours a week. >> Okay. So, she's Okay. Spokane. What is. the job market like in Spokane for. people that uh other people want to. spend time around? Cuz Yeah. No offense. I mean, can we can we be real world. about this? I mean, we don't [ __ ]. this show. >> No, we don't [ __ ]. >> In an interview process, multiple. rounds, who is hiring you? I've been.

with you for 30 minutes. I would never. consider once in my life allowing you to. be in this workplace. >> I've had a number of like good jobs that. weren't McDonald's. >> You're 20. You've worked at McDonald's. five times. I What What are these good. jobs you've had? >> I worked for Overstock.com in a call. center. >> Okay. So, I'm talking about getting on a. career path. Oh. Um, yeah. I want to go. back to school. >> That's a career path. Okay, great. And. what are you going back to school for?

>> Originally, I wanted to be an engineer. So, I have a partial associates of. science currently. Uh, >> partial associates of science. >> So, >> i.e. you did not get an associates. He. has credits. You have some gen. >> I took them while I was in high school. Well, it was it was called running. >> high school, which means they're likely. almost 10 years old, which means, by the. way, they might not transfer at that. point. >> No, I checked. >> Okay. Yeah. You have like a couple years. left, so you bettering get there now. >> Yeah, that's why I'm here.

>> No, that. >> that's why I'm here. So I can get the. finances so that I don't have to Door. Dash as much and so I can actually plan. when I'm going to go to school. Okay, that's why I'm here. Ladies and. gentlemen, if you're not the most. insufferable person I've ever met in my. life, please go to calebhammer.com/apply. and you can be on this show. That's why I'm here. Why the am I here? Okay, so you guys should be managing. your money then if we only have a very. limited amount that comes in and you.

certainly are setting anything aside for. taxes. Not that you have very much, but. there are some self-employment things. that happen. So, we know what hits our. account and you're starting in a few. weeks. another job that honestly is not. going to bring in much more than that if. we're being completely honest. But. $4,000 is what we're walking away with. right now before any tax is necessary. Good. How much did we spend last month? >> Um. maybe 4,000. >> Okay. Yeah. So that's what we bring in.

So break even. >> Yeah. Something near that. I'd say maybe. over by 500. Why would you allow over by. 500 if you're the financially resp. responsible person who does revenge. spending, which doesn't even make sense. as the financially responsible person? But sure, >> I'm not there with her 24/7. >> Yep. Why would you allow Why would you. stay with someone like that? Why would. you, as you budget, not cut back your. own spending if she's overspending by. $500? >> I have severely cut back.

>> He's severely cut back, he says. But. your revenge spending? What the [ __ ] are. we talking about? I'm getting very. conflicting reports here. Hers probably. adds up to like 150 bucks every month. >> $150 of fund spending. That's it. >> of just the. and then the stuff that I do in return. is like. >> maybe 5060. >> Then why the are we spending $7,184.98. last month? >> What?

Really? >> Yes. How much actually came in? >> We talked about that. We already know. the answer. Okay, you talk cuz I enjoyed. conversating with you more. >> I just don't know. That just doesn't. match what I what I've seen, the numbers. I've seen. >> What numbers do you see? What what what. does your guys' financial discipline. look like? Making budgets and whatnot. What are the numbers are you seeing? You. want to be an accountant, right? What. what what numbers are you looking at? Yeah, the numbers that I see are closer.

to maybe five going out. Um, >> oh, >> going out. >> Listen, when I read the debt number, that was bad debt alone. There is a. whole other category for low no in uh. lower no interest debt, which is an. additional nearly 6,000. So, you guys. are actually over $60,000 of debt. What. the are we doing? And then blowing 2,000. more than comes in. What the are we. doing, guys? What a joke. I'm going to. go three, two, one, go. On go. Your.

favorite part. I want you to give me. what you think your household score is. 0 to 10. Zero being the worst, 10 being. the best. Okay. Same time. 3 2 1. >> zero. >> Okay. If you guys want your financial. score, go to kaleheimer.com or click. that link in the description below. Take. the assessment. It is free. Or. dollarwise.com as well. It is free and. I'll give you your score. And if you. don't want to end up a guest on this. show, make sure you're downloading the. dollar-wise budgeting app. Sign up for. your free trial and then sign up for the. annual version if you want to save a lot.

of money and also get a signed version. of our budget friendly cookbook that. I'll mail directly to you. Joining. Dollarise Central, our all-in-one. program to get all of our educational. tools and premium version of the. budgeting app for 80% off dollar.com. Let's get into these documents. How we doing, ladies and gentlemen? >> I have. >> How we holding up? >> A little bit of a question about how you. got the 7,000 number. >> It's a great question. and let's go. through these documents perhaps. >> Yeah. Okay. I I'll hold it on to it. until we get to that statement. The the.

one that I think it might be [ __ ] fooy. >> She's cooled off from the beginning. By. the way, I do appreciate that. Ladies. and gentlemen, what you probably didn't. see is we cut a lot of her being. annoying at the beginning because we. don't want you to click off of this. video. And usually we don't cut things, but it is important that you watch. What. do you do, Mark? >> Uh, I'm unemployed. >> Okay. He can't work and you guys are. starving and drowning in debt, and we're. laughing about it. Oh, we're still. laughing about it. Oh, there it is. We're still. Oh, I felt that. Okay.

>> Sorry, I didn't mean to spray. >> What did you attach yourself to here? >> Plot. >> Huh? >> I was making a reference to how in anime. they called. >> Oh my I I do not like her. I'm sorry. you've this personality that you've. married is. >> talking to one of my friends that I had. previously played video games and been. in a Discord friend group with um and. also played D and D with and um yeah he. he's a disabled veteran um and an.

engineer and made plenty of money. So he. was like, "Hey, do you want to come live. with me for a little while? Maybe see. how the East Coast is? Uh get your. >> You were on the East Coast?". >> Yeah, I was. I was for. >> Huh? >> You said you were in Boston. >> Said you were in Boston. >> I moved from. >> southwest Washington to Boston. >> So this was the move then? >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Um Yeah. Southwest Washington to Boston. Um he.

>> So your kink is disabled fats, by the. way. I just want to call that out. Go. ahead. Keep going. >> Yeah. This is number three. >> Number three. >> She compares me to her dad. >> Number three. She only [ __ ] disabled. people. You heard it here. the four-year. long relationship. He wasn't disabled. >> I'm sure he is after being four years. with you. >> Yeah. So, I. >> Okay, so you moved to Boston. Traumatic. experience. Our quarter life crisis, as. an able mom says. >> Keep going. >> I mean, I got like a full Brazilian on. that card. I got a massage on that card. I spent crap at Marshalls. TJ,

>> why have you made us think about your. vagina twice in this episode? Like, can. you can can Listen, you're not Sydney. Sweeney for sake. >> I have had people ask me if I had an OF. No, no, no. >> I don't for the record. >> Thank going. >> Yeah. Um, yeah. It basically I just kind. of. >> What's the quarter life crisis? >> I reached four years with that guy and I. realized he wasn't going to marry me. >> Discord mod. >> No, no, no, no, no. >> Ladies and gentlemen, a financial audit. This is one of the most exciting moments.

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This is a no-brainer. dollar.com. Let's. go. >> No, not the Discord. Oh, you are the. worst storyteller that's ever existed. >> He would agree with you. Um, okay. So, >> everyone would agree with me. Literally, hundreds of thousands, if not millions, are agreeing with me right now. >> Four year-long relationship. He was. attached to mommy's titty. >> So were you. >> No, I wasn't. >> Yes, you are. You are enabled by mommy. and daddy. You're self-confessed, spoiled, and now she's calling you a. quarter life crisis, allowing you and. enabling you to around your entire life. You've never contributed to society in.

any effective way whatsoever. and you. should be taking care of someone who. unfortunately has a brain injury yet you. won't and you consider bringing him an. ice pack and giving some glucky being. taken care of. That is not funny. You. are a joke and you are not a good. partner. So I don't want toing hear a. quarter life crisis. [ __ ] you. Your. entire life is a crisis. >> Yes. >> Great. Um. >> $3,87.58. is owed on here. Minimum monthly payment. of $107. Yeah. When you basically make. zero, that is substantial. >> Mhm. Mhm. How long does this take to pay.

off? Minimum monthly payments only. without doing any purchases. And I'm. sure you need to get waxed for him. unpleasantly. >> Um, no. >> He he waxes my upper lip cuz I grow a. mustache faster than he does. >> Not surprised again. >> Um, but yeah. No. Um, I don't know. Six. years, seven years. >> 20. >> Okay. 17. >> She just came. >> No. Um, yeah. Okay. So, basically, I. maxed that card out. uh while I was.

beginning and during and after the. Massachusetts trip. >> Um yeah. >> Okay. Wonderful. >> That was kind of just my swipe. >> Yeah. Keep going. Uh swipe tap. Yeah, that's okay that you swiped and tap. It's not okay. If you've had a late fee. this year so far, you dumped it. Why are. we not paying a card on time even if. you're not purchasing on it now? A. previous waxing does not constitute. noting paying. Why is there a late fee?

>> Because I need to pay the electric bill. before I pay. >> You're watching get aing job. >> They won't hire me. >> No. Why would they? >> Because I'm. >> How are you guys going to survive? How. are you guys making it into your 40s. financially? How can we? She's incapable. to hold down a job. She'll quit. McDonald's five times and no one's going. to [ __ ] hire. No surprise. And then. you you can't work. And I that's fine. It happens. You fell. Wish it was.

workrelated, but okay. Listen, what how are we going to make it? You. can't You're making me lose hope before. we've even hit 40 minutes, unfortunately. Meaning, I have a long. way to go. But sake, >> how can you guys make it into your 40s. financially? >> I wasn't this bad before. I wasn't this bad before the quarter of. life crisis. >> When did you start spending on this? Two. years ago. What the [ __ ] You had a mis. payment this year. Wasn't this bad. You've been horrible for two years. What.

the [ __ ] are you possibly trying to. suggest. >> that I can't? >> You just cried about paying electricity. and and you've quit like 50,000 jobs. >> No, no, no. I prioritized. >> How long did you do call center? How. long did you do call center? >> Almost a year. >> Okay. Why the aren't you doing call. center? >> Uh because none of the ones I've applied. to have called me back. >> No, that job still. >> Oh, that job still. Uh the not the. four-year long relationship, but a. different ex-boyfriend was also. >> a different disabled vet. >> No, no, no, no. He wasn't a vet. His. brother was. Um.

>> Well, you know, she crossed the [ __ ]. family line. >> No, he tried to. He looked at my butt, but I never. >> You looked at your butt. I look at. everyone's butt. He looked at my butt. when I thought he wasn't home and I. walked to the bathroom in like just a. t-shirt. and then he confessed about it to my mom. because he was working in the same. culture my mom. >> Everyone looks at everyone's butts. >> He confessed it to my mom though. >> Do we not all look at everyone's butts? >> Yeah, everyone does. Who Who the walk.

around you're just looking at everyone? >> Confess that to somebody's mom though. >> I'll confess it to your mom right now. and look at everyone's butt. I'm going. to actively not look at your butt. I'm. going to honestly say that because I. know what your existence is and that has. ruined it. And it's not even a sexual. thing. Everyone just looks at everyone's. butt. It's just it's it's a butt. >> Okay, whatever. I don't care. Okay, so. he tried to [ __ ] you apparently. >> Um yeah, and um the the the. ex-boyfriend, he always slept in and I. didn't have a car of my own yet. Um so. addicted to weird sleeping habit X's. Listen, I'm I'm confused. Uh she's.

prioritizing the electric pill. That's. why she didn't make her $30 or $100. minimum payment. Of course. Yeah. $1,751. going out to eat, by the way, which is a. quarter% which was a quarter of our. spending, which was already $2,000 over. what comes in. [ __ ] off. Just [ __ ] off prioritizing our. electricity. What are you talking about? You're prioritizing throwing food down. your throat. You spent more going out to. eat than you made delivering food. I. don't want to [ __ ] hear it. What a. joke. You spent more than half of what.

comes in for the entire household. You. spent what comes in just from his. disability alone? Going out to eat. Nearly. Come the on. Don't with me. Don't with me. >> Sometimesing hear it. Sometimes what? Yeah, let's hear this. >> We do the fast food because I'm so. exhausted by the time I'm done. >> Exhausted for working, let's be honest, 30 hours a week if we're being real. And. what's about to be 25 with McDonald's? I. don't want to [ __ ] hear it. At least. you get a free meal after you work two. hours at McDonald's, right? So, we got.

that going for us. >> Um, but yeah, with him not being able to. stand to make him stuff, um, sometimes. when I'm out Well, he Okay, so he. >> can't meal prep. >> We have a very. >> Because he can't stand. You cannot meal. prep. >> Our freezer is literally smaller than. your aquarium. >> Okay. Okay, that's weird. Get a [ __ ]. mini freezer. Amazon, like a few hundred. bucks. Oh, I just solved all your. problems and I thought for a half a. second. >> With what money? the $1,700 you spend. going out to eat on a monthly basis. You.

You're not Maybe you are. I don't know. But how can you not? >> Huh? >> I said that's debatable. >> Okay. And honestly, again, not. surprised. So, okay. You guys categorize. a Door Dash as essential in your budget. You told the producers. >> Wait, did we? >> Yes. >> Uh, >> or else they would not tell me you told. them that. Uh, >> I can excuse him for memory issues. >> I don't know. I was in a car accident. I. think I had a concussion.

>> There it is. Things are lining up, ladies and gentlemen. >> I crashed my first car. It was a Mazda 3. that my granny bought for me by taking. out of that $40,000. insurance policy that I'm inheriting. >> Quiet. You can get a small freezer, even aing. cooler at that point, guys. Come on. You. can meal prep a couple days in advance. and keep things in the refrigerator as. well. Not talking about meal prepping a. month in advance. I know you have the.

time. I know you have the ability. Stop. making excuses. This is the dumbesting. thing I've ever heard in the last 30. minutes. >> Well, >> okay. Yeah. So, late fee, $523 of. interest this year so far. Nearly a 30%. credit card. >> She says she can't meal prep because her. schedule is all over the place. The. schedule that you're choosing. You're. choosing your own hours. What is wrong. with her? >> It's not that I'm choosing. It's that I. I need to go out in Door Dash to make. the money. And so I wake up, I see Door.

Dash is busy. >> Why have you quit McDonald's four times. in a row? Um, one. >> now leading up to number five, >> one of them it was I was a manager in. training and somebody who was also a. manager in training was given actual. manager shifts and she was a. self-admitted um recovering junkie. >> Still probably a better person than you. >> I don't know. I was there for 5 hours. without a break and she was there for an. hour and went and took her lunch break.

with her little boyfriend that's also a. drug addict. >> Okay. So, why did you quit? >> Um, I quit because. >> And that did not happen four times. >> No, it didn't happen four times, but. that one time it happened. Um, >> so there's three other times that don't. involve, I would think. >> Yeah. Yeah, there's three other times. Okay. So, the the one other time, um, it. it was while I was still in high school. and I quit so I could prioritize school. >> That's fine. >> Um, >> two more to go. >> Two more to go. Um, wait a minute. Oh, okay. So, this is. technically my fifth McDonald's, but.

only fourth time being employed. So, one. of the times I was employed, I worked at. two different stores. >> What was the other quit? >> The other quit was the same as the first. McDonald. So, my very first job was. McDonald's. That's in high school. Same. McDonald's. June of 2023. I was working there for. maybe a month. And. >> I would love to know why you quit cuz. that was the question that I asked. >> Oh, because that was the start of my. quarter life crisis. I quit like maybe a. week before I woke up.

>> You were being a dumb. Okay, great. Gotcha. And why are you no longer. working at the call center? It was. because you had to move. >> Um, it was because I acrewed enough uh. like late strikes because the. ex-boyfriend refused to get up early. enough. >> Why the does that matter him getting up? >> Because I couldn't drive alone. >> You couldn't Uber? >> No, it was an hour commute. >> You could. That doesn't hurt your. credit. It rewires your life. The calls, the late fees, the limits on where you. can live, what you can drive, how you. feed your family. It adds up fast, but.

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middle of nowhere where they didn't even. have Uber. >> Okay. Uh you couldn't drive? >> If I drove and took his car, I don't. know how he would have reacted. Is he a woman beater? Did youing leave. him? >> Yeah, I did end up leaving him. He He. >> Okay, so he got fired from Went up to. work. Oh, he just yelled. So he never. hit you. >> No, he never hit me. >> Okay sake,

guys. This is just It's what a mess. >> Okay, Cabalas. We have a Capella card. Who's what? When? Why? >> That's mine. >> Yes. Go. What's going on? The. financially sound one with a $6,000. Cabela card. Uh, I got that uh when I. actually had a decently paying job and. uh I had a bunch of gift cards that I. was using to actually buy myself a new. gun and then uh I got offered. >> a brain injured person with a gun.

>> Can still go hunting and stuff. >> and self. >> Yeah, children at schools. Okay. I know it's a it's a pistol, not a not a. kill. I don't know if you know this. >> Yeah, but most of the school shooting. you talking to the mic. You're on a. podcast. >> Most of the school shooting things. happen with like guns. >> Go on. Keep going. >> Uh I got offered a bunch of extra like.

uh bonus money stuff, the points and. stuff for signing up on that day because. they had a special deal. >> How much bonus monies? It was like a total of like $200, >> right? You just lost $100 in interest. this month alone. So, you got $6,000 in pistols. >> No. Uh, that was like the first like. $100 on there. Um, >> so why the Okay, >> because I lost the job that I had a. couple days after that. I ended up.

quitting that job. >> Why you What was the job? It was a. construction job and they were trying to. make me go into a termite infested attic. where it was crumbling underneath me um. literally the day after that. And so I. >> Yeah, for some reason I don't fully. trust your side of the story. But either. way, okay, you quit. >> He didn't weigh that much back then. either. So it it's not. >> How does that feel? That must be good. >> I don't know. Okay, great. Yeah. What a.

You got a star guy. You got a star of a. wife. Best wife I've ever seen a guy. Buddy, listen. >> Yeah, >> we care a lot. >> Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Who the did you guys. meet? >> Bumble. >> Shut that down. >> I was working at the dining center at. the college and I asked him my. >> Oh, and other jobs she's quit. Guys, she's only had about 50 jobs in her. >> Yeah. >> Eight years of adulthood. >> No, I've been working since I was six.

Oh, yeah. That is eight years. No, that's longer. No. I'm sorry. I don't do math. Well, >> 10 to 16 or 10 to 20 16 to 26. 10. >> Yeah. Okay. 10 years. I've been working. since I was 16. >> Oh my guys. >> Um Yeah. Uh I I I. >> today Junior. >> Um I quit that job because they put me. at a different dining facility that was. on Greek Row where I would have had to. pay an additional like 150 bucks a month.

for parking. I'm talking about his. credit card. I don't give a [ __ ] about. whatever you're talking about. I didn't. even listen to you. I'm tuning you out. at this point. Okay. So, you quit a job. Why don't you then go get another job or. at least wait for a job to be lined up. or at least have an emergency fund. before you blew everything on a Cabela's. card? >> Uh, I was in a relationship with. somebody else at the time and they uh. were very. needy. They needed things all the time. >> Materialistic. >> Okay. and you say no or you say goodbye.

>> or spend your own money because you have. a job too. >> Okay. Who the [ __ ] are you talking. about? You're the one that goes blows. all the money and drug addict. Shut the. [ __ ] up. >> Who what kind is she on? >> At least I paid for my own apartment out. quiet. I don't want to hear you. >> I just. like doing things. I like providing and. was trying to do everything. >> Well, no offense. You do not provide. now. But you do have kind of a reason. for it.

Okay. Yeah. It sounds like I'm getting a. collective uh. thought from the room that you guys just. can't be single cuz it's near it's. pretty much dangerous. >> I don't remember the last time I was. single for more than like 2 months. Uh-huh. Which is why you guys got. married in like just a few months. >> It was a whole month longer than the.

first. >> Different time. Different time. >> Yeah. >> Okay. All right. Cabela's minimum. monthly payment $159. 40 of purchases. Why are we purchasing on a car that is. agreeing interest that we cannot pay off. that is also making minimum month. minimum monthly payments go higher? Oh, actually, you have been engaged before. So, Oh, good. And that engagement ring. was hers. >> No, no, no. This is actually my granny's. wedding band. >> Okay, but the engagement ring he gave. you was hers. >> Technically, the one he proposed with. wasn't. That was a thrift shop ring that.

we got. >> Then what am I being told? >> The engagement ring was technically a. copy of that one. >> Okay. >> The engagement ring was my grandma. >> Okay. So, you've been engaged before? >> Yes. >> Right. You're 24. >> 23. >> Oh, good. >> He was 21 when he got engaged. >> the first time. Yeah. >> Then two years later, he did it again. over under on this uh marriage lasting. Curious. Okay. So, why the he spend on.

this credit card guy? >> That's the reactive spending. >> Yeah, that's where he puts his. retaliatory spending is whenever there's. a. >> Okay. Why are you retaliating? >> I was not talking to you. >> Because she has a mental breakdown if I. try and talk to her about it. >> Well, that's one of the least surprising. things I've ever heard. You seem like. something that has a mental breakdown. If someone looks. at your butt. >> Yeah, kind of. >> Okay. So, she has a mental breakdown if.

someone snaps their fingers or does. anything. She's afraid of that last guy. yelling. I'm guessing now knowing how. she probably over sensationalizes. everything and tries to put herself on a. moral high horse when it comes to your. other ex, even though she does basically. the same exact thing. The dude probably. said, "Hey, can you please not take my. car without me knowing?" And that was. abuse to her. Okay. So, >> she tells me that I don't yell enough. >> We came down her cuz she wanted somebody. to yell at her. >> So, but why are you retaliating spending.

though? Because she blows up. So, what's this. mental breakdown that happens every. time? >> She ends up on the floor crying. basically. >> because I feel like a [ __ ]. >> You are good. recognize it. Change it. You should feel. that. Put in any kind of action. Use a. [ __ ] budgeting app. This is not. complicated stuff. And obviously, I'm. gonna create a budget and tell you what. you're doing wrong. That is the point of. the show. But to suggest you couldn't.

have downloaded a budgeting app, what. the [ __ ] are you talking about? How how. you don't spend. How? >> It's not the how do I fix the spending. It's the how do I fix me? >> Go to a therapist. Dude, >> uh I actually have an appointment. tomorrow. >> Okay, good. Thank. >> to Took 3 months of convincing. >> You tried You were trying to convince. >> Mhm. >> I've done therapy before and it didn't. work. >> No, no, no, no. It was either the. therapist itself wasn't a good match for. you or you were.

honestly not showing up to be real. Let's be let's be honest. Look how. you've shown up to this conversation. Again, I think a lot of it was cut cuz. you're justing literally one of the most. insane people I've ever met. Okay, so. this card is maxed out. That's great. Started over maxed out. That's actually. even better. Wonderful. Oh, yep. It's. screw dumb. Screw dum. Screw dum. Screw. dum. Screw dum. Whatever the tap to pay. mobile game that [ __ ] is. the even. What are you buying? >> It's just a Google app.

>> Yeah, I know. What are you buying? >> It's just bonuses in the game. >> Why? >> Or going ad free. >> That's his favorite. >> Is that not just one time to go ad free? That one was one time, but different. months there's different games. >> Uh 1 2 3 4 5. >> Yeah, the $10 one or whatever that's on. there was that. >> So, you've had a new game and then you. just go crazy. >> It's just when it comes up. I don't. know. What is So, you guys's living. situations in a small apartment. Good.

You can't afford much more. What's your. rent? Cuz I don't know how the you're. paying any of this. >> 950 a month. Water, sewer, garbage. included. >> Good. And you're going to stay there as. long as you can. >> and internet. >> And you're going to stay there as long. as you can. >> Right now, our lease is set to end in. April of 2026. >> You're going to renew it. We're. threatened to leave to make sure they. keep it down, right? >> Uh given that it's a college area, they. have enough turnover that they don't. give a [ __ ] if you threaten to leave. >> In fact, if we if we even missed our.

electric bill that I said I prioritize. paying, that counts as a lease break. And how much of a fee is that? >> It it's a lease break fee. And right now. with the term that we're at that'd be. like 9,000. >> No one ever suggested you dumb tit not. paying your electricity bill you pay. $1,700 and going out to eat. Shut the. up. >> What a what the amount of [ __ ] is. that? >> The amount of turnover they have. We. have to renew 3 months ahead of time. >> Okay. Otherwise it sounds like Yeah. But. let's definitely try to keep it under. a,000 or we're looking around for sure.

>> Well, can I say we actually do want to. move out of that apartment at the end of. the lease? >> You can. Is it going to be under $1,000. this next place? >> If we move down to Texas, it will. >> Please don't. I don't know where. >> Um, >> panhandle, please. Thank Okay, then. >> God, I don't want to live in Austin. >> Yeah. >> Keep Austin weird. It's like Portland. >> Girl, you're literally one of the. weirdest people I've ever met in my. entire life. >> I don't have blue hair or a septum. piercing, so I don't know that you can. actually. >> You're anymore.

>> Yeah. >> 2020 was a different time. It that. doesn't count. >> It was It really was. It. >> glad we've corrected our where we were. Uh but either way. Okay. Oh, good. You've had a late fee this year so far. You guys are perfect for each other. >> Yes. That's why we got married so. quickly. >> Oh, >> can we kiss on camera? Is that allowed? Just a little quick little little peck.

Just a little pick. >> No. No. No. Shut the up. You're so. annoying. It is not cute. It's not funny. You're. not pleasant. And I'm doing everything. in my power to hold it together for the. next 35 minutes so I can get the away. from here. Yeah, ton of interest. Nearly $70 or $700 this. year so far in interest acured. And this. is a less interest rate at 20%. Okay, Alta, not really putting it to. you, so I'll be honest. Or is this not.

working? But I'm guessing that's you. I. didn't uh we woke up late so I didn't do. as much. >> Okay, so it's hers. Great. >> Why would he have an ulta card? >> Maybe they're shot for you. >> He doesn't like. >> Oh no. I was able to figure out an. answer within a half a second of. thinking. >> Those stores are too smelly for him. >> Okay. >> Um but yeah, I look like 2020. Wait, no.

What's the balance? What's the balance? >> It's actually gone up. >> What is it now? That is not cute. You're. your life. >> It's like three. >> His life 50 give or take. >> Great. Wonderful. What's the minimum. monthly payment? Sake. >> $30. >> Joke. For what? >> What? You said 350 now? >> Yes. >> $30. >> I got like exfoliating stuff and shaving. cream and. >> Yeah, for that stash. I know. >> And the legs.

Okay. >> He calls me Sasquatch. >> Stop. Stop. >> I'm from the Sasquatch state. >> When someone asked you if you had an. OAF, they were being dared to. I promise you. >> No. They were like, >> "No, no, >> I don't know.". >> No, it was 5 years ago. >> No, they've asked for a reason than. that. >> Sure, Dan.

Who? >> Um, guys I used to work go to school. with or weird college kids, weird guys. >> Discord. I could see that. Permanent. Redditors. Sure. It's the closest. they'll get. And have you seen the women that use. Reddit? Yeah. Okay. So, what is this? It's a 30%. interest. You're getting interest charged like. crazy. Of course. Great. >> It's commmenity. Of course, it's a lot.

of interest. >> And we're just making the balance go. higher instead of trying to improve our. life in any way whatsoever. >> But I needed that stuff. >> No, you actually did not. You what? No. >> I got sunscreen for the trip. >> Exfoliating. No. Face mask. No. >> No. You get you get little like bumpies. and ingrown hairs and stuff. >> No, you do. And they're a lot. >> What was it that I have? I have like. multiple hairs that grow out of a. single. >> Go get a prescription. I have health. insurance cover and you can use an HSA. if McDonald's offers that.

>> That's probably worse than state. insurance if I'm being real, which is. what I. >> No, an HSA. That's not health insurance. >> No, I'm talking about like what. McDonald's insurance if they have. insurance. >> I didn't talk about insurance. >> I thought you said you have insurance. Pay for it. You said something about. insurance on HSA. >> HSA. >> I don't know what that is. >> Well, maybe insurance. Maybe insurance. Okay, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. No, that. is not this conversation. Maybe I did. say that. Okay. USAA. Okay. The big old. military guy. That's right. Okay. We got.

a balance of Oh, good. $515 at a credit. limit of $500. The financial sane one. reminder is how this conversation was. framed. Wonderful. It's gone up from. $55. Why? Oh, fees and interest. What. the is wrong with you? What is going on, guy? I know you might not be able to. stand, but you can sit at a computer and. look at your statement. So, what the is. going on? I just I can't do anything. It's. >> Well, that's clear as day, but you can.

look at a statement. What do you mean. you can't do anything? What are you. talking about can't do anything? >> She goes out to make the money to make. up for it. >> What? You bring in more money than her. with disability? >> I pay what I can right at the beginning. and then that's it. >> Why were you Why are you Why is there a. late fee, buddy? for a literal $15. minimum monthly pay. Uh 31 now. Why were. you late on that? I know for a fact you. could put that in. >> That was like a day late because I just.

missed it. >> A day is a day. Why is it late? Why is. it not on auto pay? I swear that's the. >> Oh, that's like acid to people on the. show. >> Tryable reasons to not have it. >> Oh, sure. Let's hear from you. One of. the most reasonable people I've ever. met. >> So, our Explorer is on autopay. Our. car's on autopay. Um. >> proud. And the A Vista bill is on. autopay, but that doesn't incure like. thousands of dollars of fees. >> Why is it not on autopay?

>> Because it's not one of the most. important bills. >> But you're But now it's over the limit. You tit. You actual creature. You actual. creature. that is holding us back as a society. What the Why are you guys moving to. Texas? What was your What is your opportunity. here? >> Everything's cheaper. Uh. >> yeah, if you work, you can't and you. don't. >> I want to. >> Right. So, as the 50 jobs in 10 years.

girl, yes. So, what the is your Where. are you moving to? >> Um we're we don't have an exact location. in mind yet. >> Do you have an exact When's your lease. done? >> April of 26. >> Okay. Okay. And what are you planning to. do here? Um, I mean, he's already said. he wants to kind of go into accounting. some if he can. >> So, let me guess. You've switched jobs. once or twice and just kind of forgot. about that old 401k. Yeah, and you're. not alone. 25% of all 401k assets are. lost or forgotten. That is billions of.

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I I like we like to, you know, like. couples and it's fun to see the drama. and all that and you know the drama's. real and we see it and it's interesting. You need to leave her. >> You need to leave her. >> I asked him why he hasn't. >> You need to leave her. And that's a. great question. And what's your answer? Are you desperate? >> No. >> No. I think this has to be some kind of. desperation. Something's going on. She's. one of my least favorite people I've. ever met filming on this show. You need to leave her, buddy. Listen,

you got some flaws. That is for sure. financially. But a sloppy top once a night, ain't it? That is not a reason to keep someone. around. You rush into this marriage. You. made a mistake. She is a mess. >> It's not as big of a mess as. >> no. >> things I've dealt with before. >> Actually, the reason I'm a fan of this. show. >> Yeah. Let's hear from you. >> Because it makes me feel a little bit. better about our finances. Well, now. everyone feels better because you're the. worst person I've ever met and I do not. know how much is cut in order to make.

sure people did not click off at the. beginning cuz [ __ ] sake. >> Well, I hope they're at least. entertained. >> They No, and that's why they would click. off, which is why we cut that part of. you being literally insane. I'll get you guys set up on the Fizz. card, debit card that builds credit. At. least provide resources. I just. big guy. You can do a lot better. I don't know. what Spokane's like,

but I'm sorry. And I kind of want to say. sorry to you, except I just I I'm I'm. not sorry. >> It's okay. Nobody's ever been sorry to. me before. >> Okay. Don't try to make it a little. victim thing. Look how you look how you. go around in this world. Oh, I guarantee. you the vast majority that you have. dealt with has been on you based on how. you are doing things. >> Even when my own cousin bullied me from. elementary through high school. >> It's not aing it's not about that. And.

honestly, I don't see how that impacts. you being a one of the most annoying. people I've ever met and leaving every. job you've ever had. I'm talking about. that kind of. >> Um, >> you live with your cousin? >> No. >> Okay, then I don't give a I'm sorry. You're over the credit limit. You're. late. Takes five years to pay off. $31. minimum payment. Everyone had bullies. I sympathize with. it. But to say that's why you can't hold.

down a job and that's why you're. insufferable in this conversation. No. Come on. We're not going to We're not. going to [ __ ]. >> I wouldn't use it as a reason I can't. >> Stop. $72 of interest is here so far. $30 of. course for fees. >> Quicksilver. >> That one's mine. >> What's going on with it? >> It's probably my oldest credit card. I don't have a special little place in.

my heart for it or anything like that. It's. >> over the maxed out for a while. >> How How'd it get maxed out? >> Um quarter life crisis. I I'm going to throw that out quite a. bit, >> but it's moronic and it's dumb and it's. stupid and it's an excuse and it's a. cope. Shut like what are we doing? That. will never get you anywhere, dude. Someone who's able to make an excuse for. everything. You're never going to get. anywhere. You can't communicate with.

her. You told me you cannot communicate. with her cuz she just breaks the down. No. And then she's going to say, "You. bullied her because you brought up, oh, she spent a little bit of money. >> and that you're abusive." Probably. because you brought up the fact that, hey, you spent a little bit of money. >> No. >> Yes. I don't think he's abusive. I know. how people like you work. You're right. I'm saying if he did bring that up and. you guys broke up, you would claim him. as an abusive ex. I know you. >> You're Tik Tok incarnated. You're. >> actually I didn't download Tik Tok. You're Tik Tok. Well, you're all the. worst parts of our society. $144 minimum.

payment. $4,17482. is your balance. Yeah, maxed out. How. long has it been maxed out? >> Probably at least since I got back in. from Massachusetts in January 2024. January 2024. >> Oh, the whole run up and everything. Could have just said when. >> But why? >> To answer the question. Okay. What made it max out over max out? >> And why have we made no progress on.

getting it under max out? What made it. over maxed out? I think we had to put. gas on it or something that month. Did we have. >> spending on that previously? This can't. all be gas. >> Oh no. That again just like the Saver. one while I was in Massachusetts and. coming back from Massachusetts. Quarter. life crisis. That was just swipe tap. swipe tap. Chick-fil-A, Marshalls, TJ Maxx. >> Hold on. I need a little I need a little. support because I know I don't. necessarily because if we do cut some.

things in this episode, ladies and. gentlemen, I know I kind of look like a. dick because you guys didn't see. everything. So, I need confirmation. Need confirmation. I have four people. watching this. Four producers and one. guy in sales. Brandon, am I just cranky. or is or am I absolutely justified in my. how I feel towards her? >> Respectfully, you're the most. insufferable person I've ever heard. >> Jordan, one of the nicest people that. works here, by the way, Jordan, >> unfortunately justified. Weston, also a. sweet soul. >> I'm monitoring audio and my ears are. bleeding.

>> Lindsay, the one who was casted. >> No comment. >> No comment. She's too nice. Okay, which. also means confirmed. So, here's the. reality cuz I know I probably don't look. great here and that's bad for brands, but I honestly don't give a cuz I'm. willing to just be open and honest about. everything and just I'm just I'm be I'm. myself. If I don't like someone, I don't. like someone. If I like someone, I like. someone. >> I wouldn't ask you to be any other way. I'm talking. She thinks it's a presidential debate. I. needed to frame that just in case we cut. some of the more obnoxious moments at.

the beginning that Oh my, this is. miserable. Okay, let's get back to it. Quick silver. 4,1004. >> I actually just recently had to contact. them and say that I wasn't able to make. my monthly payment. And so. >> why you spent $1,700? Hey, Capital One, if you're seeing this, she spent a 7. $1,700 going out to you last month. She. could have paid this. Capital One. Sue her ass into the. ground. Fix her. Make her learn. Quarter.

life crisis. Let's Let's face a real. crisis. Don't. >> Why couldn't you pay your payment? $144. >> If I'm honest, I don't have a good. reason why. I don't know. >> What did you tell them? >> What did you tell them? >> I told them that we are facing some. financial hardship related to my. husband's disability status. leech. You're going to be the one who spends. all their money their entire life, has. nothing to retire, social security, who.

knows what the that looks like. Then. you're going to be working. Then you're. going to be on the news. There's going. to be a Saab story about an 85year-old. woman, you working at Walmart, not able. to pay the bills. And it's going to be. sad cuz you're old when we actually know. throughout your entire life, you just. [ __ ] around, spent all your money. while the rest of us sacrificed. And. then I'm gonna have to pay more taxes to. support you who did nothing but just. have fun their entire life. >> Moronic. >> Yeah. >> $102 this interest this month so far. 68. this year so far. What What are you. possibly going to say? >> Um well, I paid those down at one point.

um during the quarter life crisis. >> Okay. >> I took out of an investment account that. I had. >> Great. Wonderful. How much was in it? >> Uh somewhere between 3 and 5,000. And we. will all be supporting her with higher. taxes by the time our generation is. older. You're welcome. Thanks for your. service. >> Some of that was uh stemmi checked, too. >> Of course it was. >> STEMI check that I had hold held on for. for like four or five years. >> Well, wasn't it like $2,500? >> Um there was like three different stim.

checks. I think at least for Washington, I think it was a total of 3,600. Um I think I skimmed the 300 or 600 or. whatever off the top. Um, and then I. threw that 3,000 into like a high yield. savings or whatever. Um, >> what a productive society we live in. Okay. Another almost maxed out card with. spending happening. It's called the. freedom card. Whose is it? >> Mine. >> Okay. You're spending on it. Why you. takes over a year to pay off without. purchasing, but you can't help but. purchase. Minimum payment $40. Purchase.

62. Balance went up. It is now maxed. out. >> The is going on? >> Yeah. $62. What you purchase? gas on it. >> By the way, that was $453.26. >> It's a year right now because it has no. interest. >> Her gas was going into McDonald's and. purchasing things. >> Oh, >> also. >> I couldn't remember. >> Pay range mobile, which it's a laundry. >> That's our laundry. >> Okay, that's fine. >> Cuz we don't have washer. >> Oh, we've had a late fee this year so. far. Who would have thought? Not well,

actually, I would have. Of course I. would have. Walmart. Who even knows? I. doubt it's groceries knowing how much. you guys go out to eat. Actually, whenever we do buy meat, we. buy we buy the clearance steaks and. stuff from Walmart. Whenever we see the. yellow tag on the cook food a year, obviously that's fine. McDonald's, what. the you should be taking money from. them, not giving them. 27% interest.

>> Oh, good. More pass. Shut up. Pass due. on this next one. What's LCCU? >> Uh, local credit union. >> Yeah, who's though? Uh, >> technically joint. >> Okay. >> It's joint, but it's in my name. >> Okay. His. Okay. LCCU. Pass to amount $55. So, that's the. normal minimum, but obviously you owe. double that. Now, new balance $325.13. Is that a 10%? I mean, not the worst.

>> And they don't charge fees or anything. So, >> no, but that can hit your credit if you. leave it too long. >> I've always gotten them before the. credit hit. So, >> you better until you don't is the thing. Cuz look how far behind you guys are. >> We've already taken care of that late. payment, but that doesn't matter. >> What are we doing here? What What have. you spent on here? What? Like, >> uh, that one was a personal loan. >> This is a personal loan? >> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Dollars for Christmas, >> for gifts, >> guys. Oh, you're just Oh, you're doing. everything. If you can think of. something that exists in this world, you. are doing everything the wrong way. >> What? >> I haven't taken out any payday loans or. affirmed or clared anything. >> I stopped using my Afterpay after I. realized I wasn't good about it. >> Okay. What is this? What is the $9,829.

B? >> That's the camper. >> Camper. >> Yes. >> And whose name? Camper for what? >> Uh, probably to camp in. But what the. why? Whose name? Your name? Probably. What the are you doing? You can't even. stand up. You're going to do a camper. >> The job that I had last year. I was. actually living out of it. >> Maybe you should still. >> You guys both? >> That's the plan. After the lease goes. off. >> in Texas, you you're going to live. Hey, talking to the mic.

>> Um, so after the lease is over, um, we're considering. >> Why didn't you do in the first place? Why didn't you do in the first place? >> Okay, great. Why did you do this in the. first place? >> Because I already had the apartment when. we met. >> So, you had this on your own? You had. this apartment on your own? Oh, what a. creature. Oh, you would have been so. >> I was for 3,000 a month. >> Camper's at 10%. Yeah. And then you quit. like you did every job. 9%. Sorry. Okay. Minimum monthly payment is.

>> 217. >> 217. Great. More stacking. What's this. camper worth? Uh, took out a $10,000 loan to buy this. from a friend alone. It was from a friend. >> Yeah. >> You don't even know what the value of. this was? No, it at the time uh was. worth. >> Show me pictures. Someone show me. pictures right now. >> Show me interior pictures and exterior.

pictures immediately right the now. >> Make sure you send them to Well, for put. your phone away. >> Let me see if I have any. >> Your photo album probably terrifies me. >> It needs a bunch of [ __ ] fixed now. >> Oh no. Who? No. Surprise. Shock. camper. Come on. Can you even use it? Or. is it repairs needed to even use it? >> There's a window busted out. >> Oh, for [ __ ] sake. What are we doing?

>> And insurance already paid out to get. that repaired. >> And you use that for. >> bills? >> No, McDonald's probably. Honestly, >> what can I say? I like sweet tea. It's worth well in its current condition. probably about seven I think and in okay. condition it's worth about 10 but I mean. you got things you also need to replace. Okay, I have a list. Heating ducts, broken cabinet in the bedroom, broken.

bench in the dinette. Trim fridge is broken. Valve in the. toilet is broken. Shower base is. missing. Cover for access underneath. Rear window needs replaced. Missing. blinds missing. Screen door. Water. heater needs replace. This thing's. probably worth like 5,000. Oh, what? How. much of this was broken when you got it? >> The blinds are because of our great. Pyrenees. >> Uh-huh. Yeah, they're crazy. I have one. >> Yeah. Uh, >> you have a dog. >> It lives with the mother-in-law, right? His.

>> the shower basin and the toilet were. broken already. >> What are you doing, dude? What are you. doing? What a joke. The way you I don't. This is good. Good luck. >> Thanks. This. >> is really all you're probably going to. get. No offense. Uh, STCU, >> Spokane Teachers Credit. >> Who's a teacher? >> It's just a bank.

>> Okay. Well, this is at 8%. What is What. is Oh, >> it's the Explorer. >> Oh, it's a nearly thousand dollar minimum. payment. No, that is interest. Thank Oh, what's the minimum monthly payment? >> 3.98 and cents. >> Okay, I'll say 3.98. Oh, balances. $23,465.88.

That's an insane balance for your guys'. situation. >> We traded in my Toyota Corolla that was. almost paid off in order to get it. It. was origin. proud. You're an incredible person. >> Is that what you want? I don't know what. the [ __ ] you want for safety. >> I need the worth of the car. We're still on the camper in the dock. >> No, the camper has sentimental value. That's. where he proposed to me. The. >> I'm talking about the document that is. pulled up in our notes that we are.

communicating back and forth as the. camper. Thank you for constantly trying. to participate in this conversation. beyond what you're necessary for. It's. worth $12,000. >> You're negative $11,465. in equity. But I'm going to drive that thing until. the wheels fall off. >> Well, you better cuz you owe an infinite. amount of money for you guys on it and. the minimum payment. Good luck. Good. luck. Affording it. >> That's one of the ones that's on autopay.

at the first. >> Driving into the ground. Going to drive. into the ground immediately cuz we're. door dashing. LCCCC CCC. loan again. What is this? This is. another $9,000 loan for what? Uh, that's. the other car. >> What's the other car? >> That's uh that's a 2012 Escape. >> Oh, >> that we don't even drive. >> Why? >> My cousin loses. >> Do you drive? >> Uh, sometimes my cousin.

>> How do you know if you can or not? >> He's. >> based on what I what my head feels like. >> Yeah, but what if you get stuck in a. situation where you've been driving then. all of a sudden your head start. >> he doesn't go anywhere by himself. >> Yeah, she's with me all day. >> So, that was the question basically. Well, it's at an 8.5% interest rate. Minimum C payment is what? >> 222. >> Yeah, it is. >> My cousin pays me $300 a month. >> Great. It's worth 4,300. Dramatically underwater as usual. >> He originally got that loan with the ex.

that he was engaged to. >> Great. And hopefully you'll be an ex. soon enough. >> I don't think his uncle can help him. refinance the Explorer, though. >> I don't give a [ __ ] Good. Go bankrupt. and bankrupt your relationship as well. Get a fresh restart, dude. Buddy, I'm. cheering for you. You I don't know. I. hope you do well cuz you're human on. this planet, but for sake, I I I don't. know. I don't know. Dude, I don't know. Okay. Personal.

debts. Personal debts. 500 to your. family for what? >> For what? >> There was one month we couldn't pay the. insurance. Uh, >> why you spend $1,700 going out the ETH? Why. >> exactly? Sake borrow from the family. What's your. minimum towards them? >> I pay them back by, you know, working. around the house. >> Working around the house, you can't. stand up. >> He can't.

>> He can't work like a traditional job. where like somebody's on him about you. need to be doing something 20 or you. know the full time that you're working. But he can like putter basically is what. I would call it. >> He's not able to speak for himself. You. have to answer this for him. >> Sometimes I just word things better. It. takes him a little bit of processing. time. >> You're the worst person at answering. questions I've met today. >> Today? How many people have you met today?

>> 5,000 hours to your grandma for what? That's the Mazda that I totaled. >> Oh, [ __ ] You still owe 5,000 to. grandma? >> Yeah, >> I have. >> That's the one that she borrowed from. retirement account or her. >> My granny borrowed from the life. insurance policy. >> Oh, no. No. Okay. >> That's already paid back. >> Huh? >> It's already paid back in it. That's. already taken care of. >> The life life insurance, but not back to. granny.

>> Granny and my uncle put it back in. >> So, they forgave you or do you still owe. it? I still. >> She owes them but not the life. insurance. >> This is the granny with the $600,000. >> So. >> why haven't you paid back grandma? >> Why haven't I? >> Yes, that would be the question. >> She wants me to prioritize paying stuff. that does interest.

>> Disown her. Take her out of the will. Make her fight. for it. Make her learn things. You're. enabling her. You don't give a. >> about anything. So, you're not paying a. minimum? >> No. Not great. >> And I see $250 to your friends for what? Your friends? Your friends? >> Isn't that only half now? Cuz we paid. him some. >> No, we paid We paid him back 75. But he. sent me money. Literally, I was on the. phone with him and he's like, "Hey, check check your cash app." And I went.

and bought groceries that day. $ 1,700 going to. Okay, man. >> If it helps, will you stop? >> Shut up. Don't say any words. I don't. care. I do not care. Stop. I don't like. you. You You guys are the ones that are. going to be getting assistance in this. world, and you do not deserve it. It's. insane. This is disgusting the life you.

guys live. What's your minimum to your. friend? Is there I don't know. >> There's not. >> Great. Wonderful. And your mom just sent you $1,000. Just sent you $1,000. It's not even in. the notes. >> You spent more than that going out to. eat last month and you had. >> this isn't the first set of tires she. post. We're calling her in the post. We're call I don't give a We're calling. her and hopefully she answers. She works. accounts payable and.

>> hopefully she answers. >> It's the end of the month. >> Hopefully she answers. >> Okay, >> we'll leave a voicemail if not exposing. your entire ass. Yeah, >> she knows I'm going on the show. She's. going to watch the video. >> Good. Well, she'll see this. And mom, stop enabling the most annoying daughter. that's ever been born on this earth. You. made a mistake. >> It's just safety. She only enables safety related things. >> No, no, no, no. You spent You don't.

understand. >> No, I get it. >> Can someone just freeze frame that? Zoom. in on that and just frame that for. anytime anyone wants to get last longer. Yeah. Surprised you make it there, buddy. That's all I'm saying. >> He usually has a pillow over his head. >> Door Dash, actually. >> for the light. He has light sensitivity. issues. Yeah, for the light. >> Oh.

Oh, buddy. You do not Listen, there are more. women out there. I understand. Listen, you're you're a bigger dude. Maybe it's. a little harder. You can't stand up. Makes it harder to date. There are other. people out there. I promise. The grass. is greener. The grass is greener. >> She's usually not this bad. >> No. Don't believe. Don't believe. whatsoever. The fact that you said this bad. Listen. to your language. Okay.

Door Dash. Uh, I thought Door Dash was supposed to. be you getting money, but just spending. getting nails. >> Yeah. >> Going some [ __ ]. >> I I got nails done. Um, >> getting some [ __ ]. >> It So, this is just the debit. >> The [ __ ] Some Subway. Oh, [ __ ]. [ __ ] Dutch Bros. Dairy Queen going. in and getting some BS. Oh, guys, this is her Door Dash orders. are all just going out to off. McDonald's. Tacos,

the Land McDonald's, Paradise Cafe, McDonald's, McDonald's. What a joke. What a joke. Buffalo Wild Wings. going in and getting some BS. Going in. and getting some BS. Going and getting. some BS. Going in getting some BS. A lot. of BS on this. It's not even. highlighted, but it's all BS. Pups and. cops going against some BS. Dairy Queen. Taco Bell. Dutch Bros. Dutch Bros. sake.

What a joke. Oh, get into BS. Domino's. the land. Java. McDonald's. Door. She door dashed McDonald's with. her Door Dash earnings. I'm going to. die. And this is ridiculous. Taco Bell. Taco Bell. Shut up. Shut your entire. life up. Taco Bell. Handy draw. Who. knows the what? Some [ __ ]. McDonald's [ __ ]. >> Probably. >> Shut the up job at McDonald's. McDonald's. McDonald's.

Talk about the land. McDonald's. Talk. about all of her earnings goes out to. eat. You're the only one supporting the. household. Leave her. Leave her. Leave. her. If this is not a indictment of her. and her entire existence and how she. prioritizes, she says she's going out. there and taking care of the house. [ __ ] She spends every dime going. out and throwing food down her throat. >> Just cuz you get a little throat here. and there is not worth it. It is not. worth it. Leave her now. She's going to.

destroy your life. Arby's. shut up. Shut the up. >> Sonic bubble wildings. If I don't want. people to hear you, I just swear because. that way it's censored and bleeped. Meaning they literally cannot hear you. even if you're talking at the same time. So that's right. God me. >> Yeah, exact. No, please. No one. Disgusting. Door Dash. Bad McDonald's. Who is the P1 FCU? >> That's the joint debit account.

>> Wonderful. There's $6 in there. Happy. helping food. Happy helping food. Starbucks, Goodwill, Buffalo, Wild. Wings, Danny's, McDonald's, McDonald's, Gypsy, and Java. Going in getting some. BS. AMC Door Dashing. AMC Door Dashing. Door Dashing. Door Dashing Nom Nom McDonald's. Buffalo's Wild Wing Harbor Freight Tools. Premium Nom Nom Nom Nom Java Nom Nom. Door Dash McDonald's Arby's Door Dash. McDonald's Taco Bell nom 10 Tan What a.

joke our entire life is. What a absolute. embarrassing joke this entire life is. Primal Queen, Door Dash, Buffalo Wild, Sonic, The Land, Tantan, Nom Nom, McDonald's. 15,000. Is that your retirement? Leave. her. I hope he had a prenup. Even though. it wouldn't necessarily be necessary, however, she's a leech. You better not. take anything when he leaves you cuz you. don't deserve it. What is this? 3,000.

>> That's another retirement that I have. >> Oh, for sake. Great. Yeah. What what. what a benefit you are in this. household. What a benefit you are. The. nom the nom nom one that you need to. save your life. >> Uh, >> you need to save your life. Oh, what? >> He says I do save his life. >> No, >> he just he's never Nope. Uh-uh. Impossible. He had a horrible ex, which. makes you look better. That is pretty. much it. Listen, your minimum payments. alone just constitute your entire pay.

and then your entire pay goes to going. out to eat. Okay. Oh, okay. It's all she. does. Then you just blow all your money. as well. This is embarrassing. Good the. luck. There's no budget that fixes it. You spend all your money that you make. just just alone on minimum payments and. then you spend all the money you make. even more practically how much you make. on just going out to eat. No. No. You. guys are completely immature. You need. to separate. You're enabling each other. Your parents have raised a horrible. child. You and they're enabling the out. of you. Grandma should make sure you.

don't get a single sent. What a joke. I'm going to call your mom the post. show. Hopefully she answers. If not, I'm. going to leave a voicemail. But I'm. going to call your grandma then. But I'm. done. I'm done. I'm going to go get some. air outside while they set up for the. post show. But this was miserable. Thank. you. Watch us in the post show. >> Lindsay, should he divorce her? >> He is part of the problem, too. The car. was valued at $1,000 when they were. going to be trading it in. We live in a.

snowy, hilly area. >> Based on the weather conditions. >> Based on the weather conditions in that. area. Off. Shut the [ __ ] up. exclusive. members content.