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How much do you weigh? How much do you weigh? >> I will say this, I'm sitting at this. desk and my stomach isn't trying to leap. onto the [ __ ]. table. >> I'll just say it makes sense that you. made a cookbook. It's a healthy. cookbook. Then you're clearly not using. it. Oh, oh that's mine. Okay. I'm not from here and so I really. didn't know what to get so I got. all of. >> just DoorDash? Yes. My husband is broke. >> What's the weirdest thing husband? You're looking for a sugar daddy or do. you have a husband?

>> I have. both. He's getting cocked to the. extreme? I mean essentially. Wait, wait, wait. That's his fault, not mine. >> hold on. Does he consent to this? Oh. Okay, and you are going to go sleep with. an Asian today. Or last night. Are you. serious? So this is already been done. The cheating has already happened. And. what did you get? How much money? Woah. What the [ __ ]. This is the last week. Dollar Wise is. finally here. Sending waves through the. personal finance world. This is.

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Hi, I'm Sarah. I'm 27. I'm from Dallas. and this is financial audit. Why don't you look at me like that? It. was so weird. You're weird. Okay. Okay, very good. Um. What? I just I don't understand why you. just stared into my soul. I've just. Listen, I feel I film three of these a. week, four of these a week sometimes. Um. I've never had a guest do that and it. was very uncomfortable. But thanks for. coming down from Dallas. What do you do. for a living up there? Sales. Okay, I. assume. >> [laughter].

>> Oh, huh. Yeah, that was a good joke. Just wait Wait till I get started. I'll. get spicy. I'll get spicy. Spicy? Spicy. Okay, you're like the whitest person. I've ever seen. I don't Okay. I don't know how much spicy you have to. provide but regardless sales I'm. assuming this is over the phone sales. not in person. Correct. Correct. That is. correct. That makes sense. I've been. doing it for 6 years now. Uh-huh. Yeah, you stay behind that phone. And how Are. you calling me ugly? I didn't say anything. Oh, okay.

What do you sell? Phones. You sell phones? Mhm. That's a. cell. Never been a sold a phone. You. getting sold phones? Who's getting sold. phones? I do business I sell phones and. service to business customers. Okay, so. people need their business phones? I. guess. Okay, interesting. You don't need. phones and tablets and things for your. business? Uh we just get them. Right. [clears throat]. Uh okay, so what do you what do you make. in this? Is it commission based? Yes, commission and hourly but mostly.

commission. What's your hourly? Let's. talk Let's start there. I actually don't. know. Most basic question on financial audit. and yet here we are 4 years in. basically. How do you not know your. pay? I don't look who I mean money's. money. >> No, no, no. You didn't accept the job? I. mean I did but I've been there 6 years. I've had plenty of raises since then. And you don't accept the raises? I mean. they just say, "Hey, you got a 4%. raise." And I say, "Great, thanks.". All the money goes into my account and.

that's that's where I'm at. Okay. Okay, and then commission. Just what hits your. account? What hits your account on a. monthly basis on average? Um like 4,000. It's on a on a on a good month. >> How you don't you can live in Dallas on. 4,000 I mean you can but it's like I. mean this is hard. The [ __ ] you doing. with 4,000? I mean sales I mean you're. kind of [ __ ] at sales if you're only. making $4,000 a month in that. I said. yeah yeah I mean Well. that's why you've been there for 6. years. No one else will take you. Yeah, but 4,000 average I mean that's pretty. horrendous.

And uh when I was in sales within my. first year I was making well 11 12,000. hours a month average. What were you. doing? Tech sales. >> top salesperson. You're the top. salesperson? >> One of them, yeah. So this is a [ __ ]. job. Leave. Take your sales experience. and go somewhere else. No, you want your. 4,000 Okay. Yeah. I mean I have like good benefits. Yeah, good benefits will be everywhere. If you're at a halfway decent job I. don't have to pay for my cell phone. bill. That makes up the additional 5,000.

you could be make. Your cell phone bill would be $5,000? No. Okay, I don't think that's what I'm. valuing above all else. $4,000 how are. you surviving that at all? Um well I. have. outsourced if you will. Outsourced to what? Uh sugar daddy.

And you clearly consume a lot of sugar. so. You're one to talk. Girl, we're not on. the same level. >> Let's go bar for bar BMI. Exactly. How to Well, exactly. I mean I. don't know mine but I all I will say. this, I'm sitting at this desk and my. stomach isn't trying to leap onto the. [ __ ]. table. >> I'll just say it makes sense that you. made a cookbook. I can't imagine there's anything healthy. about. >> cookbook. Then you're clearly not using. it. >> That's why you haven't looked inside to. know what's there. Have you heard of a. gym? Uh-huh.

>> [laughter]. >> Who are you talking to? Do you go? Who. are you? Look at you. I'm just saying if. you're going to say something about me. we're going to talk about you. >> You can but we're just on such different. levels like no offense. Not really. Girl listen. Yeah, you tucked it in and hid it now. because [laughter] I mentioned it. And. that's something I've never had happen. in the history of my life. I've never. had a stomach try to escape my literal. clothing. It's a short shirt because my. boobs are big. >> No, it's a short shirt cuz YOU'RE.

MORBIDLY OBESE. >> [laughter]. >> MAKE SURE YOU BREATHE THROUGH THAT. YOUR. HEART NEEDS EXTRA. WOW, first of all I. don't even have sleep apnea. Do you? I don't have cardio issues. And. it's also a bad defense to go around. saying, "I don't even have sleep apnea.". [laughter]. I just feel like that's like a like a. go-to like fat person thing. Like that. and like a love for mayonnaise. Okay, so I don't understand. who would be sugaring you. I'll be.

honest. What is this sugar? Somebody's. on this show. Um What's going on? What's. actually happening in your life? I mean. first of all there's a flavor for every. What? Is it my arms? It has to do with your. arms. The sleeves? No. My tattoos? No, it's what's on the tattoos. Where? Trying to crawl towards me. My hair? This is very hairy. They're blonde though. Uh Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Sorry, I'm Just I just I.

accidentally looked. >> You will come to see that one of my. investments I'll call it has been laser. hair removal but I started in one area I. got to make it to the next one. Okay? Huh? Okay, it's really crazy to talk about. hair when it looks like your beard can't. connect. So. >> [laughter]. >> Have you ever I don't know if that's. actually good. That was actually a good. one. Thank you very much. It's rare it's. rare that we get it. Oh, well. I'm quick.

No, you were very delayed but that's. it's okay but it was still fine. So what. is actually going on? I'm sorry. I just. got I got distracted by the forest. It's literally blonde. Okay, thank you. >> Yeah, I'm not How old are you? What does. it matter? I'm asking what's going on. >> how long it's been connected. Okay, whatever. That I've connected? >> [laughter]. >> Would you like me to shave cuz I would. certainly like you to. My arms? Never. Where did you get your.

stubble? I'm asking [snorts] what's going on. There's a flavor Sorry I got distracted. >> for everyone. You sure about that? You sure about that? You sure about. that? Uh-huh. I I have definitely meet. certain. >> No, I am asking what the [ __ ] is going. on in your life you. beast. Well, you asked me about. >> Answer the question. I mean. My husband is broke and. >> weirdest thing husband?

You're looking for a sugar daddy or do. you have a husband? I have. both. He's getting cocked to the extreme? I. mean essentially. Wait, wait, wait. That's his fault, not mine. Wait, that's. his fault? Hold on. Does he consent to. this? Oh. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, first of all how are you. getting more than anyone else? And also. what the [ __ ] are we talking about here? Oh my gosh. Okay. So part of the reason I'm out here at. this specifically is I needed a good. excuse to come to Austin to meet.

the sugar daddy. He's here? In Austin. He already exists? Let me see this man. Yes. Of course he's not going to be on. camera but let me see him. They're going. to judge him. Yes. That's. what I do. Oh, Colton told me your husband's. against it. You're just and you're just. do it. That's actually kind of crazy. What the What are we talking about here? He doesn't exactly. know. I need to see this man. How long have.

you been married to this guy? Why is he so desperate? He's old. Yeah, but he's not like ugly is the. thing. >> first of all desperate is crazy. No, it's not. There are people that are. attracted to. No, there's not. What the [ __ ] is. happening? This guy's getting cocked. >> But he doesn't even he's a get. Okay, the dude's like a bearded. dude. Looks like a genuine, normal dude.

What the [ __ ] is happening here? Okay, I. >> How the. So, you rolled down to Austin to get. some Asian old sugar. I'm a little. confused. What the [ __ ] are you giving. to him? I mean. >> Okay. >> What am I not? >> Okay, exactly. So, what the [ __ ] Okay, your husband I'm being told your husband. views sugar daddy and is cheating. But. you're just doing it. You're just doing. it. Well, if he's not going to work and. he's not going to contribute, how else. am I expected to pay for things? Well, get a [ __ ] job. I have a job.

>> Okay, yeah. That. >> Work more, get a better job, use your. sales experience and get a different. sales job. >> job. Okay, so I have to work more. >> So. Or don't stay with this guy. Don't. cheat, leave, or open. I mean, we've. been together through a lot and he's. Okay, but you're cheating. >> The D is fired. >> You're cheating. You're cheating. Cheating! I'm sure when he realizes that that is.

how his allowance has been. >> want you to come on the show, apparently. What the [ __ ]. Yeah, he did not. >> Well, what the [ __ ] is happening? So, you just you whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. whoa. So, to be clear, you you and your. husband what you hear is anything and. you just do the opposite of what he. wants at all times. How does he even get. a say? He All he does is play video. games. >> going to say Okay, well yeah, but is he. still not your partner in the. relationship? He might be a [ __ ]. loser, but is he not your partner in the. relationship? Why are you so selfish and.

disgusting? Cuz he has no problem taking. the allowances, so. >> What do you mean allowances? >> I give him an allowance of $300 every. two weeks. >> allowance? Yes. Yeah. Interesting. Uh-huh. Oh. Oh, that's mine. >> [snorts]. >> Okay. >> I'm not from here, and so I really. didn't know what to get, so I got. all of. >> Was that just DoorDash? Yes. I didn't have time to stop before I got. here. >> a [ __ ]. beast. Is this one of them?

For anyone else in here? Yeah, which I'm I'm only going to want. one. I just don't know which one I want. and then. >> Oh my [ __ ]. Dude, you're actually insane. What is. wrong [laughter]. What? You DoorDashed here. >> Okay, yeah. You know what show you're on, you. [ __ ] [ __ ] Well, you're cheating on. your husband and you say it's okay. because he plays video games. What the. [ __ ] is wrong with you? If you. >> No, what the [ __ ] is wrong with you? You're a piece of [ __ ]. You're a piece of [ __ ] Huh? How is that.

debatable? A cheater is a piece of [ __ ]. You open up or you break up. You open up or you break up. I was going. to tell him once I started seeing him. This is the first time. >> tell him. No, you He's against it and. you didn't ask permission. It It's not. >> Have you never heard of ask for. forgiveness instead of ask for. permission? >> Not when cheating. I mean Do you look. down on this man? I mean, I'm being told. you do because I guess he's lazy. I. mean, yeah, cuz when we got together, he. was a a successful roofer, you know, and.

like we were. really just I don't know, thriving cuz I. had a good job, he had a good job. How. old was she? He is 30. Okay, so what? Is. he just in a lull? What's happening? A lull is I feel like What's going on? Try to give an actual extended answer. where I get some [ __ ] details. You're. on a podcast. I know you probably can't. get that much oxygen out without your. heart exploding, BUT TRY YOUR. BEST TO ANSWER A [ __ ] QUESTION. What.

is going on? >> god. >> No, you're obnoxious to talk to so far. Sorry if I'm being too rude, but what. the [ __ ]. Please just answer a question. Do you. must go through microphones regularly. with those decibels. Anyhow, he just. >> microphones work, you. They can't get busted out over sound? This. >> If it's too loud. >> with a loud noise? Are you [ __ ]. stupid? >> Ever. Anyhow, hold on. You see To be very clear, you. see what you're doing so far, you. haven't answered the question. Okay,

well, let me get a some of this coffee. and then I'll we'll talk about it. Um. I mean, essentially. he's just I don't know, he's stopped. like really closing deals. And so, he stopped trying. >> How long? How long has he been in this. slump? Do you you know, usually when. people talk, they give information. >> a year. Over a year, for sure. >> go. You actually gave. You actually gave some information that. I can use. Thank you. Okay, so dude's.

had a hard time for a year. What have. the communications been before you went. and just started sleeping with someone. else behind his back? What has the. information been that you have tried to. communicate to him about him getting his. [ __ ] together or else what? What have. the conversations been like? I mean, I've I've had several conversations. about like, "Hey, you know, our debt is. piling up. I'm having to borrow money. from my grandma to support things. I'm. having to max out credit cards. Um I tried going out with him to do it. cuz it's you know, you got to door. knock." Okay, well, I wouldn't be.

DoorDashing three coffees if I was. borrowing from grandma, but continue. I. mean, I need a little sweet treat. >> Continue. You objectively don't out of. everyone. Continue. Do you want one? No. Continue. I don't know. He's really just. been. kind of like on an avenue that he wants. to be a streamer with the gaming, so. he's been trying to do that, which is. awful. Have you told him he needs to get. his [ __ ] together? >> Yes. >> Cuz you've told him what's going wrong. and what you don't like, but have you. told him what you need to see as a.

partner? Yes. >> And you've been married how long? 5. years. Okay, and you are going to go. sleep with an Asian. today with an old Asian man today, right. after filming this. Or last night. Are you serious? So, this. has already been done. The cheating has. already happened. And what did you get? How much money? Couple thousand. Whoa. What the. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Hold. on, there are attractive women in Austin.

that would love a couple thousand. dollars. What the [ __ ] But they're not. me. Like, so you Exactly, that's what I. am advocating for. We have a. relationship. He likes me as a person. Yeah, but. >> He's going to pay for me to get. the BBL and the weight loss surgery. BBL? Absolutely. BBL? Are you Your. entire body is a BBL stacked on itself. Huh? I mean, he'd be a body with a. fatty. You are THE FATTY! >> [laughter].

>> I'M I'M SORRY, BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO. SAY it First of all, weight can be lost, can it not? It can. I don't know why. you're not doing it. >> be changed. Well, and yours is. horrendous. Um. Just cuz he can't speak this language. doesn't mean. you're a good. >> I'm hilarious and I. You probably lied about everything he. wants to. I mean, he put it down well, so Okay, listen. I gave him a good experience. Uh well, we're not going to go in-depth. on that, but this is disgusting.

And you're Now that you got the money, this is when you tell your husband now? Yes. >> This is when you tell it? What the [ __ ]. is he going to think? Um I feel like. he's going to maybe be mad at the. beginning, but then when I'm like, "Well, how did you expect me to pay for. all the debts that you've accrued. because your lazy ass doesn't want to. get on the streets and work?" Well, your. lazy ass doesn't also want to get a. better job with her sales experience and. you've been comfortable staying there. No, you don't. $40,000 a year in Dallas. is not No, it is not $40,000 a year. Well, sorry, $4,000 a month net. It's.

not a good job in Dallas. >> more. Well, you said four. I'm going off. of your number. Well, you gave me a different number. an. extended one, but it's what I make. >> said I made $8,000 one month. That That. means nothing. Give me your monthly. average is what I asked for. It's 45. So, 45. Okay, you don't have a. great job in Dallas. If you you and but. you you're comfortable there. You're. comfortable there. Cuz you don't have to. move from your [ __ ] chair. 45 in. Dallas, right, Brandon Lindsay? From. Dallas. Exactly. Getting head knows. It.

ain't a cheap city, dude. I mean, I have resources. >> a full week off every single month. Every single month you take off. I can. explain. Um. >> Okay, let's try to hear this. So, to be. very clear, she wants to take a week off. every single month when she could be. making sales, but she's going to go. sleep with an other man. behind her husband's back and get paid. for it because she can't make enough. money, but she'll take a week off every. single month. Well, speaking of back, that is the problem. Um I have back.

issues, and so. >> Yes, but I have a bad back, and so I. have like LOA approval, and they like. pay when I'm off. >> you're not getting commission. They give. me quota relief. >> getting commission. >> They give me quota relief. Okay, what? How much What does that equate to? It's. enough. It helps. >> No, it If you're making 4,500, no. >> With quota relief, it got me 90% to go. >> nothing. You're still making 4,500. You. should have another job. Use your sales. experience. I'll get you a tax. a tax sales certification through.

Coursera. A lot of people in the. audience have used that and they make. like $100,000 now. Oh, wow. Yeah. >> sales, and I'm good at it. You may not. like my personality, but my customers. sure do. Who gives a [ __ ] what your. customers think? I need you to make. money. >> then I just closed a deal. Brandon, she's making $4,500 a month net in sales. in Dallas. You did sales in Dallas. How's she doing? Horrible. Horrible is the answer. You. Buddy, you're making dick in sales. You're making nothing. And your excuse to try to actually do.

something in life is to cheat on your. husband. I mean, life's a compromise. That's what I was Compromise? He's being. forced to compromise and he doesn't even. know about it yet. When will he know. about it? Has he ever caught you cheating before? You guys have been together for a while, and then you come down to Austin. and you just do this overnight? No, I've. never cheated. Until last night. If you. define it as cheating. Well, yes. He's. against it. He doesn't know about it and. you did it and you got paid. How how would you define that?

>> Again. We're at the financial as a job. >> to We've had several conversations about. it. >> week off every single month. Leave him. Open up. Doesn't Cheating's never the. answer. Leave him or open up. Okay. Well, then I'm Let's open up. That's up. to you two. He said no. Well, call him. in the post show. We'll call him in the. post show cuz I need you to admit to. what's going on. Oh. It's going When are you going back. up to Dallas? Uh tomorrow. Yeah, that's going to be a. very interesting moment. Listen, if you.

are struggling so much, why the [ __ ] are. we spending so much money? Cuz again, you DoorDash three coffees. How much was going out to eat last. month? Oh, you want me to guess? No. Actually, I I wanted anyone else in the room. Not. you, the person on camera. Yeah. >> even really like matter that much. because. >> Well, give me the answer, you dumbass. Why are you so bad at podcasting? >> I'm literally just a girl. I have no.

idea how much I spent on it. >> Yeah, I'm trying to have you guess. Why. are you literally so bad at. conversations? $400. >> $1,000, you fat That is what's. happening. You suck with money. So, you download a. budgeting app. You start with the. classic one, YNAB, but everyone just. deletes it because it's way too. complicated to use. So, you go to. EveryDollar. That's Dave Ramsey, the. personal finance guy, right? Well, they're going to force you to use it his. way. That's not very personal finances. Rocket Money, they got a lot of. commercials, but they're owned by Rocket.

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YOUR CHECKING ACCOUNT. OKAY, but again, life's finer things. You know what I. mean? Life's finer things, but you had. to just go cheat on your husband to get. $200. >> my full-time job, cook, clean, support a. man, and have my only day off? >> leave him. Date someone else. Leave him. Date someone else. I don't give a. I If he's a piece of [ __ ] if he's being. bad, leave him. He'll learn. Or give him. an ultimatum, but you haven't. >> I mean, there's no way that those. numbers are right. >> Okay, well, they are. Like, shut the. [ __ ] up. Like, I What What am I supposed. to say to that? You're You're just.

obnoxious. Shut the [ __ ] up. I don't. know who you think you are. You think. you're like this elevated person. Exactly. You're not. Everyone looks down. upon you. You're disgusting. Your arm. hair suffocates men. You're literally. nothing in civilization. You are looked. down upon. You are in fact why our. health care system is insanely. expensive, by the way. That's why your. back hurts because you can't control. your eating. You're disgusting. You're a. slob. And you try to position yourself. as this elevated figure on this show. No. [ __ ] you. Confidence is key.

Confidence is nothing when backed by. nothing. You're nothing. I've been I've. been. >> to have to change your tires just so you. drive the way back Dallas. Oh, that's a. weight joke. That was kind of mid. Oh, yeah. It's double team in the work. Yeah, you've done better. >> I have. Well, you're Sometimes you got. to just let let the bit go. It's not. even a bit. You're literally harming my. chair. You're causing me a budget issue. here. >> It's all right. But the thing is, I. don't know why you're acting as if. you're like skinny mini queen. I'm not. Okay. I'm not, but you I'm not acting.

like I'm the bad [ __ ]. I'm not acting like I'm the bad [ __ ]. >> this is a family podcast. It makes no sense. >> I'm not trying to position myself as. elevated here. Aren't you? No, financially, sure. But I'm not out there. cheating. I would ask for open. I would. break up. I would do whatever is. required. You're a cheater. You are. disgusting. You're a bad person. And yet. you position yourself as up here and I. need you to bring you back down to your. reality. I'm literally just a girl. trying to make ends meet.

>> just a girl. You're about three of them. Mhm. You're spending $1,000 a month going out. to eat. Because I'm expected. >> While being morbidly morbidly morbidly. obese while literally taking Asian for. $2,000. >> Okay, I like I like my finer things. I. love my coffee. It's not included. >> having to literally be and cheat and. yourself to pay for it. It's all right. It Yes, it is. You got paid to bang. Um. That is. No, it's more like we have a. relationship and we're cool.

And uh. >> Come on. That's what it is in the end. Let's be Let's be honest here. Let's be. honest here. That's what it is in the. end. I wanted to see what this was on top. I. think it's marshmallow. It's. marshmallow. Go ahead. I liked the first one. Would anybody like this other one? It's. their signature drink. By the end of. this, I'm going to. have sleep apnea. I mean, sometimes you. got to make sacrifices. They're sleep. apps. It's all good. Is it good? Is it worth it? Bro, what the. It's s'mores. Man.

Kind of I don't know. There's something. really Do you have cooties? It's like. feminine [ __ ] in there that I'm not. liking that much. I don't know. Do you want that one? That one's like a a maple. >> Whoa. You got to. It's It's in the wrist. You're not a coffee pro. Just give it to. me. Let me do it. Oh, I don't usually. get like this kind of [ __ ] I'll be. honest. Not Not that Not that it's bad. It's just not my thing. Mhm. Num num num num. Delicioso. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. See? Would you.

like a straw for it? >> No, I'm going to drink my normal coffee. Thank you. So, you just drink out of those and Yep. I tried. >> But I'm wasteful. I didn't say you're a. wasteful. You're a waste of space. Interesting. Okay. So, you guys fight. quite often, I assume. Uh yeah. Yeah, we're definitely always arguing about. the money. >> are you going to do about it other than. yourself? Why don't you just leave? I mean, I love him. >> find people. And there's also a lot of. black guys in Dallas, so you'll be doing. very well.

Yeah. I Yeah, I would say that's more my. favorite flavor. Here Yeah. Well, Tyler. gave me. a. face when you walked by, so I don't know. how well you're going to do. I don't even know what that means. >> Oh. >> Well, one of our black one. Black two. One of black two. That's an interesting. way to describe them, but okay. The one thing Why do you call them them? Because there was two people that you. just referred to. That would be plural. >> black people them? You said thing one,

thing two. I didn't say thing. All of. that those costs two are not just me. That's me supporting an entire other. person. An entire other person, but you. guys don't have to go out to eat. You. can meal prep. Thank you, Mark. So, I'm supposed to do. that, too? Cuz he won't do anything. >> won't cook. No, he won't do anything. >> leave him. I don't understand. I'm not. going to cry for you when you're. choosing not to leave. Put down an. ultimatum. Do you tell him to do [ __ ] I. tell him constantly. Right? Like I even. >> Leave him.

Apparently, you have no trouble getting. men. Still blows my mind. But you. apparently have no trouble getting men. You're underestimating. You're. underestimating the bad [ __ ] I I don't. know. I have to do what I have to do. Again, life's a compromise. >> What you have to do is be with him? Life's a compromise, but you're not. compromising. You're not happy. You just. cheated. >> the finances right now, right? So, like. what are we talking about today? I I. cannot change that today. I'm supposed. to just divorce him. Divorce him. >> divorce cost money? No, but you guys can. separate. Break up. Not the full legal procedure.

>> Okay, and then I'm what? Stuck with Ramp. by myself? Potentially. Is that not. better? >> so. Or kick him out. I don't know. I. honestly feel like if I. >> he not give a [ __ ] about this. relationship? >> like if we talk. to him about the money. >> even going to care that you cheated on. him? I I don't I think I can convince. him that it's cool. Like when he sees. Kind of like a like I feel like he's out. of I think he's just He might be a cook. I don't know about that. I think he just. doesn't give a I think he's done with. the relationship and he's using you for. money. No. No, he does nothing. He's not.

willing to cook. He's just plays video. games or wants to be a streamer, but. he's not doing anything. Listen, but. this conversation is more about you and. you're the cheating [ __ ] disgusting. animal. I Again, I really don't think. that it's. it's a business transaction is what it. is. >> called. And you're telling me you never have in. the four years you guys have been. together? This is the first time you've. done it? Correct. Um That's crazy. And used the show as an excuse to come. down to do that. I used Yeah, basically. >> horrendous. You're a bad person.

I'm Again, I'm just trying to do. >> I don't know. >> ask permission if you were just trying. to do something, you would ask. permission. I'm literally just a girl. trying to make ends Would you prefer. that I do only. No. >> Is that better? No. Why is the only woman's option in. today's society for anyone under 35. immediate. There's nothing else. It is quick money, but you know what. else is? Sales. Why aren't you willing. to convert this experience into a better. paying sales job? They are everywhere. I.

wouldn't even I wouldn't even know where. to start. I'm on LinkedIn cuz I've been. laid off. >> What do you mean? I'm on LinkedIn. >> already knew where to start. So, shut. the [ __ ] up. Open the You're not. applying, you [ __ ] I thought that that. was so that people can like reach out to. you. >> They could. Your LinkedIn probably isn't. exciting enough. You are going to have. to put in the work and you're you got. that girl boss energy behind you and for. some reason that actually gets people. jobs today more than skills. So, listen, you already got [ __ ] going for you. I. mean, I obviously have a fire skillset, which is why I've stayed at the job this.

long. >> are not being rewarded in the. marketplace for that. You're getting. like 3%. raises from your minimum wage. You're. you're commission based. Let's be. honest. >> an hour, I think. >> tell me you [ __ ] at the beginning. So, I wouldn't even know what to do with. you, dumbass. Only fans is an option. though. I don't know. >> just only borrowed from your grandma and. being told. Well, you told me that actually. Yeah. >> How much you Yeah, but you're borrowing. from grandma and spending a thousand. going out to eat. Like that's kind of. disgusting to borrow from a sweet old. lady and then spend it all on [ __ ]. >> rolling in the dough. Okay, you're still.

borrowing it from her while spending it. on [ __ ] I mean, she's always been there and to like. support me financially. Like she. understands. Like I have things. >> Understands what? Does she know where. it's going? You say she's rolling in the. dough dough, right? Correct. Why does that all of a sudden make it. okay? Why does it make it okay to. support your [ __ ]. roll of dough? That's all you're doing is just. endlessly making yourself larger every. single second of your life. I will. absolutely pay her back. I did in the.

past. It'll. >> When? I'm going to eventually. >> When he gets a job? When you get a. better job? You're doing neither of. these things. You're not going to break. up with him. You're not going to do. anything. You're nothing. You're. pathetic. You take from grandma, you. blow the money, and then you prostitute. yourself and cheat behind the husband. Like you are an objectively bad person. There is nothing good about you. You. have You position yourself as here, but. you are below everyone else. You're. horrible. You're a bad person. >> I have never ever slept with anybody. else inside of a relationship. >> Until yesterday. So, it's already done.

Correct. >> there's nothing wrong with doing that if. it's agreed upon, but it wasn't and you. did it behind his back. And I honestly. cannot wait to tell him in the post. show. >> I Well, $400 into additional. miscellaneous [ __ ] So, that's. already $1,400 out the door. Other large. purchases, $1,740. I bet half of that at. least is [ __ ] We just don't know. Unknown spending, we don't know if it's. [ __ ] or not, $300. I guarantee you. spend about $2,000 $2,250. ON [ __ ]. ON [ __ ] AND YOU'RE COMPLAINING that.

it's not working. Yeah, maybe you can. But if there is a budgetary issue where. we are borrowing grandma and ourselves, then cut back, [ __ ] Why do you have no. discipline? Why do you have no ability. to actually put your numbers in a. budget in an app like Dollarwise and. learn what you need to cut BACK ON. It. would BE RIGHT THERE. THE insights would. give it to you. It literally lays it out. like, "Hey, you're fat [ __ ] Stop. spending on this.". What's the point of having money if I. can't spend it on whatever I want? >> You don't. You're borrowing money. Is.

that Is that's the disconnect here. I. don't know how I don't know how I don't. know how How Where's the disconnect? You. do not have the money. You are borrowing. it and. yourself. So, that's why you do not have. money. I agree. If you had a little bit. of money, I'd be okay with you spending. a little bit on [ __ ] BUT GUESS. WHAT? YOU DON'T. YOU'RE BORROWING YOUR. SO, I DON'T GIVE A. IT'S NOT If I have money, I should be. able to spend it. You don't. You're. borrowing to spend it. Why did she give me a. credit card on her account? >> You tell me. I don't You know her.

>> to I'm supposed to spend on myself if. she gave me a credit card. >> Or is it for life's necessities if you. are stuck somewhere and you're running. out of gas? >> I mean, what's the difference between. that and like a tattoo? I mean, Okay, you are just an animal. Listen, you've been enabled your entire. life. I can absolutely tell. I can. absolutely tell. And no one's ever told. you that your behavior is bad. Has no. one in your family ever told you to stop. eating? Um I feel like everybody in my. family is kind of fat. So, >> Okay, well, there you go. So, if you're.

from a lifestyle of just bad decisions. across the board. >> Maybe. Well, my. >> Absolutely. Yes. >> My grandma is so financially like smart. >> mean anything. >> she budgets and she saves money. She. makes horrible life choices around you. is example why you would equate even. something like a tattoo or emergency. gas. Even if you're just being a dumb in. that moment, it's honestly not. completely wrong in your brain. It's. really not because you have just been. enabled and surrounded by bad behavior.

individuals. And that's why you're a disgusting piece. of [ __ ] I mean, in my mind this is. better than me spending money on drugs. So, >> Okay, so that makes it okay. Food is. your drug. You're going to die at 35. It's really not. It's literally just. food. You. >> you're you're morbidly morbidly obese. How much do you weigh? How much do you weigh? Uh 214. 205. Are you sure about that? >> No, you. There's not a chance.

You lying. Let's get the scale. >> [gasps]. >> Okay, first of all, what is this Howard. Stern? No, it's Caleb Springer. >> Yeah, have you seen that where he makes. the fat lady get on the scale? You got. me [ __ ] up thinking I'm getting on a. scale. Can't step that high? I'm taller than you are. I know you used. the elevator to get up here. Actually, I. walked the stairs. Thank you very much. Wow. Is it hard for you to reach each. stair? [applause]. She did it. I don't know. It's crazy. Any man that's like 5'5" talking all. this mess 5'9".

Okay, that's not what I heard. From. I don't know. I maybe heard that you. market yourself as 5'8". So, did you. magically grow an extra. >> market myself as 5'8". I never have. What are you? Like what are the [ __ ]. you're even talking about? Dude, you're. so absolutely stupid. Let's get a scale. Can we get a scale? Let's have someone go get a scale. Let's. Ken sit in. You go buy a scale, Mark. We. need a scale. >> Oh, okay, but I waste money. So, you are. going to spend money on a scale for a.

bit. Yes, that's called a business. expense for the content, you fat [ __ ]. Interesting. I'm sorry. Like I know you're lying. We're going to check it. What's your. height? 5'6". >> You're objectively not 205 lbs. You are 230. You are of the top five. fattest people I've ever had in the. studio. And I Trust me, about 90% of. everyone is fat that comes. >> no way. I definitely saw that one couple. where he was ginormous. I Okay, top. You're in the top 10 of fatness. Okay. So, surrounded by life behavior.

fatness. I'm not Here's what happened. I. got I got clean, right? I was an addict. for Yeah, I was an addict. I'm in. recovery. Of of? Uh You name it. You. tell me cuz I wouldn't name it. My. favorite was like X. Okay. Um but the one that like messed up. my life the most was probably like. Well, yeah, that would do it. Okay, that. one makes more sense. And to support. those habits, the thing that you're. calling. >> Grandma? The thing I'm calling where you get paid. to have sex. Yes, that thing. No, I.

Yeah, I was doing that. The actual. version of that to support it. Why are you getting back into it? That. doesn't make any sense. I don't know. I guess I just like I. don't feel like I have any money. >> What What did it actually look like? What was happening when? So, I just. celebrated 4 years clean in January. >> Good. Well done. That is actually very. good. Thank you. That's actually where I. met my husband. He was in recovery. He has 6 years. Of meth? No, no, no. We met like at No, what was. he doing? Oh, oh, yeah. Meth, yeah, for. sure. Okay. And then. >> [clears throat]. >> come down.

Yeah, wonderful. Anyhow, Listen, um. well, okay. Well, I'm glad you guys are. clean. I'm not knocking on that, obviously. And I'm very proud of you for. that and I do not want you to relapse. But there's also addiction swaps and I. think you may have a food. Hm. Okay, either way, we'll weigh you. And. uh okay, so what were you doing. cuz you are going back into that. You. objectively are. I mean, that was like. literally like staying in like Motel 6's. and like flipping tricks all throughout. the weekend. So, how long were you doing. that? That's horrible. I would say like.

the last six I mean, I was in active. addiction for a long time, but. Oh, Cuz you're literally doing that. again yesterday. >> on and off for [clears throat] like 2. years. And how frequent? I mean, really it was. mostly like benders and things like. that. So, like. Uh I don't know. Maybe doing it for. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday cuz. those were like when you make money. >> people in a day? Yeah. Okay. Oh. Yeah, that's horrendous. >> [snorts].

>> But going back to that yesterday, why? Why? I don't know. I guess I just. >> back into that. Also, behind your husband's back is. horrendous. It really is. What you can't get back into that life? Right. I think I think if we if we did. talk about it, that would maybe be his. thing he's like most disappointed about. >> did. You didn't though. You did this. behind his back. Okay, we will tell him. in the post show. Yeah, if we do. Listen, pause. Okay, the thing is I have. to ask this. Sorry, I'm not trying to go. into sex talk, audience. I really not.

But like this is an important question. Asian, yesterday, raw? Uh yes. Come on. See, and then the husband. doesn't know. Doesn't matter. STDs, STIs. STDs, STIs behind your husband's. back. That is Unless you guys had an. agreement, again, which you did not. >> Yeah, but he's like fancy. So, like fancy people. >> Fancy people don't get STDs. No, they. don't keep them. Dude, people get STDs, STIs all the time and they don't even. know it. >> Okay, but like people who have like. health insurance and stuff like that get.

like tested regularly. >> First of all, no. What What are you. talking about? No. You think an Asian in. his 60s is just randomly getting tested? No. Is he married? >> He's not 60. Is he married? No. No? No. And Ken, it's going to be a TMI. I have. to ask. Ask. Did it finish inside? I don't have a. uterus, so yeah. Behind your husband's back. That's. disgusting. >> was because it was like That's why I got. so much more. So, you did. That is.

So, are you guys going to today again? Cuz you're going back tomorrow. Um. Yeah, we're supposed to. >> is today going to cost? Well, we're. supposed to go to a really nice dinner. >> And what is today going to cost? Um he was going to pay off my credit. card, one of my credit cards. That's insane. I mean, I'm literally. >> Oh my god. >> Is this not what we're here to do is. help with my finances? Somebody's got to. pay off my credit card. >> is. This is so I would never advise. that. One, illegal.

I don't we don't advise illegal methods. to pay off debt. That is illegal. That is illegal. I feel like it was just. two. >> more for a raw load. That is illegal. That is I wouldn't I would not phrase it. that way. >> You did. >> It was more like oh No, you said that's. why it cost more. Well, yeah, but that's. not how the conversation went. It wasn't. like just like cut and dry like hey, if. you want to bust at me you got to pay. more. Like it was a little bit more. um. >> Doesn't change it. I was raised, right,

with the statement. >> horribly. >> life is a compromise, right, which means. that sometimes. >> in a. Methany, you're raised by morbidly obese. people. Like it's horrible. Your grandma. threatens to cut you off all the time. I'm being told. Yeah. >> And she should. She should. Maybe we'll. call her in the post show, too. She. absolutely should. Mm. Yeah. >> know. She was pretty upset with me for. coming on here. Why? >> Because she said that the show was. stupid. Oh, it is. >> And that it's going to be on the. internet forever and I'm going to look. like an idiot. And I was like, why? >> Well, no, you look like a piece of [ __ ]. but also no one's facing any. consequences from the show because the.

internet's just. it doesn't matter. Like. it doesn't matter. You know, she she. really didn't want me to do this. She. thought this was dumb. Well, yeah, she. said her grandma said that the whole. show is stupid and the internet is just. But either way, she's threatening to cut. you off in general. She should. She. should. But then it's just going to. even more. Are you sure? What makes me. nervous is you're immediately getting. back into Last time you were and you're. doing meth. Are you sure? Are you not. afraid of this. crossing that path again towards a. relapse? I mean, like kind of, but like. I don't know.

>> be. I guess like my mindset like before. and now has always been like I'm letting. a lame dude hit for free. I might as. well get paid for it. What? That's your. husband. Okay, and he's lame. He's not. doing anything. >> He's literally doing absolutely nothing. >> I agree. So, leave him or do an. ultimatum. I don't know. I feel like you. complain, but you don't actually give. instructions or ultimatums. You don't. know how else I can 2,000? I don't. understand. Well, I mean, people get lonely and like. I'm actually really good company. I'm.

funny. >> There has to be other he can find. There has to be. Oh, also we're supposed. to go get my nails done again because I. get them done every week and I just. Every week? You're bitching about not. being able to pay the bills, but you get. your nails done every week. You're a. disgusting person. >> see your cuticle. Let me see Let me see. your nails. No, they're bad. I bite. them. >> Okay, exactly. So, But I'm not. >> That's how you know I don't bite my. nails. I stopped biting them. >> complaining about not being able to pay. my bills. I'm also not going in. for money and getting paid because I'm. not pro my body. What do you mean? It's.

not allowed. >> If life is a compromise, why does that. why is the compromise. There's a lot of compromises in between. You view it as prostitu view it as a. favor. >> If it was in a like motel room or. something like that, then. >> matters where it is. Yeah, the like the. circumstances matter. Like is it a. stranger? Is it like in a motel? Am I getting. paid, you know, $60 or $2,000? Like So, if it's more it's better? I mean, again, the circumstances matter. Like the scenario. >> do you spend a week on nails? If.

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You're a horrible individual. >> like You are a pathetically horrible in. How much? Maybe like 300, 200. >> A week? And you're bitching about not. being able to pay bills. Do you not. understand the contradictions here? Do you not understand? You spent $2,250. minimum on [ __ ]. >> literally don't understand the point of. me working so hard to pay the bills. >> get to spend my money how I want. Okay, well, my bills are paid. No, they're not. >> Have you looked at my on-time payment. history? You're on this show, so you're. not paying your bills. Bill being paid.

is paying off your credit card every. single month. Listen, you can use the. Mine card. It's a debit card that builds. credit. Used to be called the Fizz card. You can use that so that you're not. endlessly building these balances back. up again. But how much debt do you think. you have? I don't know. I thought about. debt consolidation. >> Okay, let's try to actually give an. answer when I say, "How much do you. think?" Okay. Without me having to pull. teeth for it. I'm surprised you still. have your. >> or just like credit card? >> Well, do you have a debt on your car? I. mean, technically, yeah. It's financed. >> Then probably like 20, 15,000.

>> Okay, 40,000. $40,242.17. I don't think that's right. >> Your income was 4,300, so pretty close. to what that was what you said. Zelle in. 659. Where did that come from? Cuz your. actually your income from your job was. only 3,600. It was a thousand less than. you say you make on average, so. >> is the Zelle in? Uh, well, total amount of Zelles. I. don't know how much that breaks down. individually. Maybe it was one, maybe it. was many, but $659.97. Interesting. Is this for one account? Cuz I have an account that. >> all your accounts together.

>> Well, I have my like I get like my Zelle. from like different like men I've talked. to or like gone on dates with. >> to men. Well, you said yesterday was your first. cheat. Well, that's like the first time. I've slept with one. Huh? That's the. first time I've slept with one. But it's not the first time I've like. gone out to dinner and. >> Okay. I cannot wait for this phone call. You. are disgusting and I hope he leaves you. I really do. You're a bad person. >> What do you mean? How I've been. supporting him so he can do his stupid. gamer streaming whatever.

>> There you go. Do you hear that? Do you hear that? So, what's the conversation in the house? Are you supporting him so he can achieve. that or do you want him to get his [ __ ]. together? Cuz those two are not the same. thing. HE NEEDS TO KNOW OR ELSE HE WON'T. DO [ __ ] I FEEL LIKE YOU DON'T. COMMUNICATE other than just being an. upset obnoxious fat. Oh. Crazy. >> You're a [ __ ]. >> You're a [ __ ]. >> Yes. You're mm. >> [laughter]. >> Got you, [ __ ] Correct. Yeah. [ __ ] made for real. Um, any who,

I mean, I'm Yeah, if you don't. communicate, which one are you doing? Supporting for his dreams or do you want. him to get off his [ __ ] ass? >> him to get OFF HIS THEN TELL HIM THAT. IF YOU'RE TELLING HIM YOU'RE SUPPORTING. HIM TO do that, that's not what he's. hearing. He used to make $100,000 a year. when we first. >> No, you are you dismissing everything I. said? You are miscommunicating what you. actually want. Um. >> Well, we'll do that in the post show, too. You dumb [ __ ]. You told Colton that any man that. doesn't go 50/50 on bills doesn't. deserve monogamy. You are a disgusting.

creature. Who What the [ __ ] is wrong. with. >> need to imprison you. Like people like. you, we need to just imprison you. You're just a bad. Please, I'm glad you got a hysterectomy. hysterectomy. Yeah, I don't I couldn't imagine what. your kids would be like. My. Because how does it make sense that I'm. expected to do everything? So, 100% of. the work is on me, but then So, the income that came in. again was 4,300. What do you think your. spending was? 2,000? Well, I don't.

>> Okay, is it actually something where. people who are morbidly obese, which is. like 90% of the guests on the show, are. actually more. Is there actually like struggle with. getting oxygen to the brain? There's no. way you can possibly think that's the. number when you come on Financial Audit. It was 5,600. What. >> like like both bank accounts or just. it's all of your accounts together. I. already answered that question. Oh. Well, sorry. It was confusing. No, it. wasn't. I mean, you said your account. was. >> in. Okay. Do I need to do that again? Do I.

need to say it again? Did you process. it? >> 56 [laughter]. 56 out, 43 in. Oh, wait. But that's negative. Yes. So, then why is that my account. negative? Spending can be on debt. You like that word a lot. >> Yes, I do when it applies to you. I'm. not being canceled. Trust me. It's not. possible because if it was 5 years ago. calling a fat [ __ ] a fat [ __ ] I'd be. canceled. But I do that every single.

week, so obviously, the internet has. moved on from your weird performative. septum piercing communities. You don't. my septum? Well, it actually makes you look more. like a cow than you do on your normal. everyday basis. >> They're so cute. Actually, did you know. that doesn't matter. No, I'm going to tell you. >> I mean, I don't [laughter]. I love energy. No, septum piercing, I. love making fun of it, but trust me, find me an and like an edgy woman, give. me some tattoos, some piercings, I'm all. about it. >> have all like Yes, BUT YOU'RE FAT AND. DISGUSTING. Have you seen my $1,300.

tattoo? Nope. And nor do I want to cuz I. don't know what kind of skin needs to be. revealed for that. It's on my thigh. Well, I certainly don't want to see. that. Don't want to see how much hair is. there. What do you think your financial. score is 0 to 10, 0 being the absolute. worst, 10 being the absolute best? Like. like a six. seven. No, like a six, like a six, yeah. If you. want your Hammer financial score get it. for free, CalebHammer.com. Just takes a few minutes to where you. stand in the world of money. You're disgusting. You really do. I know.

I'm being mean, but you're actually just. a horrible person. You really are. And. if you don't want to be like her, it's. going to take a lot more than this, obviously, but download the Dollar Wise. app. It's incredible. After the new relaunch, it's awesome. Check it out. Take the. free trial to see if you like it, sign. up for the annual version if you do cuz. it saves you a [ __ ] ton of money, 50%. and you get my budget-friendly cookbook. signed by me, mailed directly to you and. the budget meal plan as well, signed by. me, mailed directly to you. The cookbook. goes away at the end of March, gone. forever. You have a cookbook?

Oh, yeah, we did we talked about this, I. forgot. It makes no sense. I really want to. I want to see the cookbook. You are the. dumbest person I've ever met. >> literally, I'm just a girl and you've. been yelling at me like this the whole. time. I'm stressed out. >> this? Shut the [ __ ] up. You're such a. piece of waste of everything. [clears throat]. >> work here. You literally actually don't. Wow, [gasps] that's crazy. If you break. my phone, you're going to have to buy me. a new one. >> you were going to catch it cuz most. people This literally does not even look. like you. >> water responses. They made you more tan. cuz you're pasty as [ __ ].

>> [laughter]. >> Are you white? >> see your face, you look like a ghost. right now. Okay, but I'm like white. You. intentionally made yourself look darker. Like that's embarrassing. >> I've been flowed depending on where. things are. Also, that was the lighting. Oh, okay. Ooh, there it is. 25% Native. >> Okay, well, you literally look white. Okay, I I am white. >> Like 100% Caucasian from the mountains. of Caucasus. Okay, thank you. I I don't. know what to do with this information. I. don't know. I get more tan, I get less. tan. I'm sorry. I apologize. >> Maybe you should wear a shirt other than. white cuz it's kind of like blending in,

you know? Mhm. Well, you're looking at. the cookbook. What is this? Yeah, I know, fruit. It's terrifying to. you. Crostini with Oh, I don't know. I. don't feel like this is like healthy. I. feel like this is just like bougie. Did. you come up with these on your own or. did you like paste them from somewhere? >> a cook. Okay, there it is. >> here in Austin. Yep. Mhm, yeah. I didn't. think you did this. >> the budgeting part. He helped with the. recipe cards. No, we did the budgeting. part. This is HEB. Is there like a budget portion on the. groceries? If you use these.

That's actually like kind of helpful. You're such a waste of existence. I. cannot stand you. I think it was. helpful. Okay, in good standing, this is. Discover card. What I don't I have a. statement, instead I have a picture from. your credit report, you [ __ ] What am I. supposed to do with this, you. pathetic excuse of a financial autogas? >> that's that's that's my uh grandma's. account that she lets me have the card. for. So, like I don't even really know. what the balance is on there. >> she's good at finances, yet she allows. to have a balance on a credit card for. you? Do you make payments or does she? No,

she like pays it off like every. >> payments or does she? No, she pays it. off every month. You're such a such a. horrible person. That's why my tattoo. story is so good. Are you on that card? You're an authorized user? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's that's why it. pulls up, but I don't have. >> Well, you got your tattoo with it, your. special little tattoo. It's really nice. Tattoo, who gives a. >> It's so good though. He did such a good. job. It's on my body forever. It was a. good investment. It looks good. Yep, stretch marks and all, Synchrony. >> No, it's on my leg. It's all good.

Girl, trust me, I've seen my 600-lb. life. >> My my weight ebbs and flows. I've I've. gone up and down a lot. I was like 207. >> a lot. >> I was like 207 a year ago. I swear to. god. >> Okay, so you're not 205 now? Sure. I mean, you said I'm at 205 now. No, you. said that. >> Things change. I said 230. You're not 230. Okay, well, that's debatable. Well, I. think we actually will know the facts. here very soon. That's terrible. >> gets back. I hate that. It's your fault. I don't I.

mean, I don't know what you want me to. do. >> Let's see your skinny picture like I I. can't about that anyway. >> It's just a little far back. >> By the way, I mean. 207 at. Okay, this is actually me and my. husband. >> five is not. even great. Okay, I mean, you were just obese. instead of morbidly obese. >> What? I was literally thin. What are you. talking about? >> everything looks thin compared to you. now. >> you. No. No, you weren't. 207, how tall are you?

5'6. 5'6 207 is not smaller than 210. But I also have titties. These titties. are heavy. >> You have titties. They're. you know? >> You're right, that carries some weight. It does hurt my back, too. I think it's. you being morbidly ob. The Synchrony card. What is going on. here with $2,607. with an $85 minimum monthly payment. which takes 19 years to pay. Um. >> Zoom in on that face. No, it's gone. It's gone. That's what she actually. looks like. Okay, interesting. >> Looking up from the paper to see that.

>> insane. Huh? I feel like you should put. those back on. I don't know. Oh, but yeah, yeah, so. that was. >> the way your neck sag shakes every time. you talk. My neck sag shakes? You had a. hard time with that sentence. Yes, I. did. I should probably cut that. No. It was a little embarrassing. Oh, that's also embarrassing. What? Whatever you're doing. So, anyhow so, it. was LASIK eye, which hence why I had.

glasses in that picture and I don't have. them now. You actually might look better. in glasses. Fat people, glasses help. I. have really like pretty eyes though. You can say a lot of [ __ ] You can say a. lot of [ __ ] but the eye color I have. pretty eyes. You have to. >> Okay, they're. a kind of green. I Okay. They change, but thank you. Anyhow, and then the. other one was laser hair removal. Great. Why are we financing all this [ __ ] that. doesn't matter when you're bitching. about not being able to pay pay bills? None of this makes sense. Your. priorities make no sense. She's paying. for this again? Yeah.

What the [ __ ] Have you ever done. anything in your life, you spoiled. [ __ ] How can you even be upset at your. boyfriend for doing nothing when you do. nothing? All you do is sit on your ass. and make sales, I mean. Other than that, you've never accomplished anything in. your [ __ ] life. >> was contri- I was paying for it at the. point in time I was paying for it. I literally was paying for it when I. could and now that I'm supporting two. people. >> What? You spend $2,225. a month on [ __ ] minimum. You can. make an $85 payment.

Get out. Yeah. >> No, because I need like my nails done. Oh, you see, you are a bad person. You're disgusting. You're one of the. worst people I've ever had on this show. No, and using Yeah, your personality. >> Yeah, your personality is. You think. you're a bad [ __ ] You're a fat [ __ ]. I don't think that those two are like. mutually exclusive. I think they can be. the same. I can be a baddie and a fatty. A baddie. and a fatty, yeah. Yes, you can be both. What the [ __ ] are you talking about? >> No, no, no, no, no. Okay, so we're so. we're back to the. >> you yes, but that's cuz they endlessly.

support each other up front and then. tear each other down inside. So, you're. fat phobic. Don't talk about it. >> No, when you say fat phobic, I'm not I. don't know, but. >> just be fat, I mean, I would If if we. came across each other in the street, I. would never say anything. If we were. just friends, I would never say. anything. But since you're come on. Financial Audit, you spend $1,000 on. food a month, I will say it and since I. already got permission, I will say it. And also, you are putting strain on your. back that you talked about. So, on the. show where we just say everything, I. will say it. When you lie about your.

weight, I will say it. When you're. somehow getting paid to bang, I will say. it cuz that blows my. mind, honestly. And. what? I'm just Mhm. That's So, yes, there's many reasons I will say it, but. I would never just say it to a normal. person. There's no reason to be mean to. a normal person about their weight. But. when you come on the show that is about. everything including your life, yes, I. will absolutely say it. And it is not. fat phobic to say being morbidly obese. is not healthy, that it will cost your. healthcare more money, that you put a.

strain on our healthcare system and make. health insurance more expensive for all. of us. Absolutely. I will also, it's not. fat phobic to say what even is the point. of getting your finances under control. if you're going to die at 40. But you. are most most likely First of all, I. don't have high blood pressure. I don't. have diabetes. I don't have like none of. that. >> I swear to god. I'll show you my blood. work right now. Blood work isn't blood. pressure. Well, every time I get blood. work done. >> Is he still there? Let's get him to get. a. a blood pressure monitor as well. >> I've never had high blood pressure, not.

once. And I just went to the doctor. Okay. Anyhow, okay, so does that I have. a question. No, you just asked me if I. was fat phobic. I'm not. I I don't care. what people are doing. But on this show, I'm also not just going to be like the. all huggy huggies. No, it's bad. You. shouldn't be morbidly obese. I shouldn't. be obese. So, what I'm gathering from. this is that maybe you prefer twinks to. bears. Uh I if I was into men, yes, I. would probably go more twink, I assume. Oh, you're not? I'm not. So, I don't.

believe you. I'm not. I mean, I've thought Do you. watch the show? I've told you many times. how I thought I was buying college, but. I found out just I like vagina. I don't think that's how that works. Yeah, I feel like if you've done it once. you dismiss my lived experience? No, I. just feel like there's a possibility. you're more on the scale than you. realize, which is all good. I love that. for. >> I wouldn't care if I was bi or gay. I. wouldn't give a [ __ ]. >> women, too. It's all good. Good for you. I don't know why your life is applicable. to mine. It's not. >> saying it's all good to like both. It.

is. I don't care. Colton is the gayest. man I've ever met. He's right there. I. don't give a [ __ ] I'm like, "Why do YOU. SAY [ __ ] ME FOR?" I don't care. If I was. gay, I wouldn't care. >> Yeah, we were vibing. Yes. Fat white women, gay men, they get. along. >> Who else do you get along with? Huh? Who. else goes along with me? Black men. There it is. There it is. Anyway, continue. >> Fat trivia? Okay, so she pays for this? You don't? >> I paid for some of it. >> is deferred interest of a thousand. dollars and that is going to hit in oh,

two months. Oh, a thousand dollars of. deferred interest. And that's your. grandma? She's going to get [ __ ] on. this. What does that mean? Oh. Is your grandma. is her credit impacted by this? Um. >> Or does she just make the payments? I. think I think it's mine. I think it's on. my account. >> Just yours, but he helps she helps pay. Yeah, yeah. >> Well, if you don't pay If YOU DON'T PAY. $2,607. in two months Oh, sorry, one month. >> [laughter]. >> I forgot. It is on March.

Oh. You're You'll have about 1,500 at. that point that it will just be added to. the card. That is interest that has been. accruing but is not hitting. It would. not hit if you paid it off before that. A month from now. But if you don't, it's. going to hit and you're. Oh. I don't know. It was like her gift. to me. Her gift is you opening a credit card? That doesn't make sense. >> No, like she was. >> Is she going to pay off the 40? Is she. going to pay off the 2,600 in a month? Probably. If I tell her. >> to or else the interest is done. You're. You're It'll all of a sudden be sent up.

to $4,000. Cuz. >> You hear about this? Is there a. committee that assembles that you are. reported to? >> No, I just remember like when we did it, they were like, "Oh, because you have so. and so insurance, you get 18 months of. interest-free if like you know, like you. can pay. >> Yeah, and you have to pay it off by. then. >> has an 18 months? I don't know, man. I. don't know. All I know is it HITS IN A. MONTH. INTERESTING. OKAY. WELL, I guess. I should call um.

the guy again. Maybe stay an extra day. Oh, what the. [ __ ] I just don't understand you. You. That is disgusting. That mentality is. disgusting. Okay, I have a 401k. I've never had 401k. necessarily in the conversation, so that. has to mean you have probably have a. loan or you withdrew from it. What did. you do? >> a loan. Of course you did. >> I only pulled out two grand cuz I wasn't. working. >> you can't leave your job cuz that'll be. called due immediately and you'll have. to sell from your 401k. Kind of. Well, let's see. Um Not really. It's just halfway. Oh.

Well, yeah. Okay, let's bring them in. What? Are you really going to make me. step on a scale? Yes. I think you should. too. Okay, I will. Happily. Here it is. If it can even count that high. Oh my. god, spare me. Do I take Do I get to take my shoes off. or do we like Are we going to. >> make a difference. What they always do on My 600-lb Life, they like take their wallet out. That's. That's what's going to do it. Is it on? Is it good? Yeah, it's on. Hm? What? Nothing? No,

don't vape. Do not vape. You already. have enough problems and you will not. vape in this room with me. >> you're stressing me out. >> No. No. No. No. No. No vaping. But I do. not consent to your cancer air in this. office. >> all, I don't exhale it. I just hold it. in. That way it doesn't get out. No! She's not vaping. Her lungs are. already. You're going to die. No, I don't consent. to it. I will sue you. I will sue you. >> ass? >> I will sue you. I will sue you. Get up. and stand on that scale.

Ugh. Off. Oh. The enemy is being reinforced with a. dreadnought. Bro. Bro. [ __ ]. [ __ ]. 260. >> [laughter]. >> YOU'RE ROUNDING UP. YEAH, BY POINT ONE.

You 56? This isn't even highest I've ever been, to be honest. That's not a good thing. Ugh. Let's Let's keep that in the. studio. We keep getting fat people in. here. Watch. You'll have me back like. one day and I'll like have lost the. weight and you're going to be like, "Wow, good job. So proud of you.". >> I hope you do. I want you to lose. weight. What the [ __ ] You think I'm like. working on you? I'm not just like. >> on it. You You added 100 lbs. No, wait. >> That picture. Well, yeah. >> 60 lbs. It's on I'm on a medication that. causes weight gain. So you look up the effects of Seroquel.

Okay, I'm barely obese. I'll admit that. But I've learned some things here, ladies and gentlemen, in BMI. I've just. been educated. >> I'm considered morbidly obese. I know. No. I've looked. No. You're actually. not. Oh, it's worse. Death Deathbed probably. >> first of all, is 42. That's insane. If anyone knows anything. about BMI, that's actually. insane. Pause. Number two. I am so. excited for you guys to finally get your.

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The old DollarWise is dead. Overweight stops at 29.9. And then there's obesity class one. I didn't know there were classes of. obesity because that's where I end. I. didn't know it upgrades with like a. skill tree. Right. Obesity class two. exists. Fantastic. But you're not that.

Oh my god, this is scary. >> morbid morbidly obese. You're in obesity. class three, something I didn't even. know existed, which is 40 plus and you. are 42. You don't know how much you need to. weigh to be a normal weight. >> What? Yeah, you're a fat. What? What do. you want? >> to be worse. I used to weigh 340. Oh, good. Okay, like wonderful. I don't. know. You You You You It's You're You're. unhealthy. I don't know. What do you. want from me? I used to be worse. I'm. glad you don't do meth anymore. I'm glad. you're not 340. I don't know. Oh man, I.

could lose hella weight if I did some. meth though. So quickly. Were you skinny? Hella yeah. You want to see? I can try. and find one. >> Okay, sure. Fine. Yeah, you want to show. me every era of you. But isn't it great? >> By the way, you should weigh 145 lbs. That's not even That's stupid. >> Yep, that's actually at the That's. actually at the top. I'm good with 180. Okay, well, you'll probably be. considered like overweight, maybe level. one obese. I don't I don't know. I feel. like some of that is um. >> audit. It's stupid. Huh? Some of it's.

It's stupid. BMI is not perfect. It. doesn't include muscle. It doesn't. include titties, so it's not perfect. But you are morbidly morbidly obese. I. do lose my titties when I lose. >> Morbidly morbid obese. Class three. I don't know if there's such thing as. class four. Cuz I didn't even know there was a class. two. Yeah, is this financial audit or fatty. audit? Fatty audit right now. Clearly. >> It's whatever the [ __ ] I want it to be. Welcome to the channel called Caleb. >> like bad, you know? Yeah. Meth, cheating on your husband. yesterday.

No. >> Yeah, at least you've never done. anything bad. What the [ __ ] is she. talking? Is she She's this delusional. Completely abuse your grandma's. financial situation. >> the salulu. Never heard that. It's cute. >> No, you're just making fake words rhyme. with fake words. >> literally a thing. The lulu is the. salulu. Yeah, in your. community where you excuse each other. for making horrible decisions. >> how many times he said that this. episode? Uh hopefully at least 20 plus. because she is the worst person I've. ever met and she deserves it. >> Okay, here. Let me catch up with the. other word you deserve.

Actually, it's a wonderful word and you. are a definition of a. Capital One. Oh, yeah. Are you finally. my meth out [ __ ]. No, I don't want to look for it cuz. >> Good. I don't give a. I guess I can. >> to get to the phone call with you two. cuz that's what's I need you guys to. marriage to end him leaving you or you. leaving him. I just don't understand how. I'm the bad person. Okay, you can go out there and hit your. vape. I'm being told you need to hit. your vape. I'm being told you're. throwing [ __ ] panic SIGNS BECAUSE GO.

OUT THERE [screaming] AND HIT YOUR. VAPE, YOU DISGUSTING. ANIMAL. MAYBE if you yell at us. >> You're so you are the worst. Oh my gosh, am I on something this episode chat? Or. is she actually one of the worst people? Oh, you're just such a bad person. I. don't cheaters. Brandon, come over here. Run over here. Run, run, run before she. comes back. Am I being too much I'm sorry you have. to sit in that. See how warm is it? It's. toasty. Jesus. Is this not one of the. most disgusting or sorry. horrible people. Did you see the photo I.

just sent you? She's built like the Hunchback. Uh no, you're not being too hard. >> Okay. She's fat and disgusting. Well, then she's a bad person. Yes. >> She's like one of the worst people ever. She's like me on steroids. Yeah, [snorts] but at least people understand. you. That's true. >> Okay, thank you. Thank you. >> At least Brandon's on Ozempic. I should. be. My goodness, how was your ripping? Ripping? THE VAPE. Do you need Do you need a mint? No. Yeah, I heard [laughter] you're not.

a fan. Are you scared of them? Or what? >> I don't like. >> make you uncomfortable? >> of mint. Who doesn't like the scent of. mint? >> $200 Me. [ __ ] You spent $250.82 on. here? What? On the Capital One card you spent. $250.82. last month and though you only paid $125. towards it. You have maxed it out close. to 800. Well, interest is accruing. Why. are you spending on a credit card that. YOU CANNOT PAY OFF THAT IS ACCRUING.

INTEREST? OH, I had to get vapes. You are the worst person ever. Yes, it. is. It's vape for $134 a vape vapor. Well, toll road as well and a rented. car. You're renting a car? Oh, yeah, I. got a got a raccoon run in front of my. car and it messed it up. So, I had to. get a rental. It was crazy. It was the. biggest raccoon I've ever seen in my. life. Bro, you are something is a little. wrong with you. Something is I do not understand. This. must be. what? Affirm? Clarna, I think. >> Oh, Clarna for vivid seats. You're poor.

the poor people sat next to you. Did you. buy two? You should be required to buy. two. I've sat next to a morbid morbidly. obese person in a concert. It's not. fair. >> Well, those aren't concerts. >> fair. It is like an airline. Do you buy. two seats? Yeah, but those are. >> Okay, thank First of all, it's American. Airlines in Dallas. Their seats aren't. big anyway. Not big enough. No, think of. the person next Do you want to go. together? Be considerate. We can go. together and you can see No, be. considerate. The people next to you do. not want to feel your warmth. I sit on.

the edge anyway. Yeah, but someone still. has to sit next to you on the other. side. >> My husband. >> poor man. Okay, so vivid seats, what did. you do? Those are all um It's multiple. vivid Yeah, those are all Mavericks. games, basketball games. >> Oh, did you buy the seat next to you? Yeah, for my husband. And the other one. No, we're on the end. Oh, you always buy. the end. Okay, good. At least you're. just strategic about it cuz my I don't. know how Anyway. And we always get good. seats, too. I don't want to say. That's really good. You can't afford. your bills. You're crying about it. And.

yeah, oh, I got to get my good Dallas. Mavericks seats. I don't think I'm. crying. Like it's fine. It's just money. >> You are about the guy not stepping up. It's okay. Oh, well, I mean, yeah, but I. took him to a Mavericks game. So, it's. like you're welcome, you know? Yeah, three? More. Those are just the ones I'm. still making payments on. We were going to buy season tickets, but. >> You're a bad person. You don't like the. Mavericks? I don't care. Why? Basketball's great. Okay, good. I'm I. don't like them. I don't. >> about the experiences. You know what I. mean? Like buying cruises and buying. drugs. Experiences like losing the roof.

over your head soon enough. 400 soon. enough. $481.40. with a $120.35. minimum monthly payment. Yes, I'm paying. them off with like no. Oh, no, wait. They might have interest. Yeah. Yes, $21 of interest is accruing. Okay, slay. Okay, slay. I mean, like. what's like. if I can't afford it at once, then like. I can put it in I can put it in payments. and like putting it in payments is like. not really spending the money right.

then. Make that make sense. It's girl. math. >> then. It's not girl math. It is you. being a spoiled [ __ ] Your entire life. learning only bad behavior. I mean. >> And it's also I'm being told buying sex. toys that your husband doesn't know. about. >> Oh, yeah. >> Behind his back. Why? Well, you know how. I'm like an addict. right? Yeah. >> Well, there are such things as. substitutions. And I have definitely switched to the. sex addiction side. Not the food? Well, I mean.

>> You were so skinny when you were on. meth. Then you got morbidly obese when. you were off. >> Well, cuz when I'm on meth, what I'm. doing is like. and. smoking. That's it. Ay ay ay. That was a little bit. >> why did you have to hide this from him? Um he's just like not really like a big. fan of using sex toys. Like Well, then. he's going to feel great about you using. another man yesterday. >> He just feels like it's like it's me. saying that he's not good, but like he's. not understanding like not everyone This. phone call is going to be crazy. Not. everyone can like, you know, just from.

that. Like some of us need extra help. >> Yeah, that's fine, but having to hide it. weird, man. >> Well, I just didn't want to only spend. money on it because it's like why are. you spending money when I'm here? But I. got like five. >> There's nothing wrong with toys, but. it's just like. >> I would like see ads like on like on. social media for like ooh, this one and. everyone's talking about yeah. Like like. like the lemon and stuff like that. Yeah. Okay. There's so many. Different. algorithms. Yeah, yeah. >> paying in for What What What What What. What What account is this? Uh that's. Chase. So, Chase has Pay in 4.

>> Well, Chase Pay in 4 you're doing. Italian Cafe, Yeah. Dorado Nails, Nails. Pen Stack, vaping. You're paying for. vaping. You are the worst creature born. to this earth. Amazon Amazon Shut the. up. Luigi's Cafe again, vape. Yeah. TomTom, when I got some [ __ ] What the I. don't even know the balance of this. Um I can pull it up if you'd like it. Is it going to be real quick?

It It's going to be about 500 cuz that's. the most I can do. Okay, $500. Okay, you. don't have to look it up. 500. I already. did it. It's 323. I paid off some of it. >> 323. Yeah, until you use it again cuz. that's what happens with Pay in 4. Okay, minimum monthly payment is. probably 80 bucks, 75 cents. You beast. >> [screaming]. >> I almost didn't. >> shut the [ __ ] up. Freedom. I don't even want to hear you talk. I'm. so done with you. I really am. You're. just a bad person. I do not like bad. people. Like objectively bad people.

Morals is subjective, but you're a bad. person. >> Okay, so we're not going to talk about. all the good things I do. What do you do. that's good? I volunteer, thank you very. much. I feed to the homeless and Feeding. to the homeless, are you sure you're not. sneaking bites? I mean, I did take a hot. dog, but it was like my friend's hot. dogs, you know I. >> card. $424.67. with a $40 minimum monthly payment. Over. a year to pay off. You're spending more. than you put towards it. You only made. the minimum monthly payment. Then you. spent 75 dollars. What is wrong with. you? I didn't have the money and I. needed to buy something. What did you. need to buy? Let's find out. Okay, she.

needed to buy. Oh, PayPal. You used this on PayPal. Wait, what? So, I can't even tell. $19. as well. On PayPal? I don't know. That's. what you used it for. Can I look at it? Sure. It's going to say PayPal. Yeah, but. when did [snorts] I PayPal something? Is this income or outcome? >> Wow, yeah. You learned so much looking. at it, didn't you? I paid something. Affirm $341. 35 cents. American Airlines to where? Not to Austin.

Where did you go? For what? American. Airlines on Affirm. You absolute. degenerate. >> Okay. Okay. So, what happened was I went. to a music festival last. September. It was a really great music festival and. my sister and I decided to finance it. Oh. And my grandma sent me the money to. pay off the airline tickets, but I. needed the cash. So, I didn't pay it. off. Damn. You are such a bad person. You are such. a bad person. That's debatable. You. don't want to Shut the.

You are such a bad person. It's not. debatable. I also like volunteer at. rehab. That's fine. I don't give a [ __ ] what. you do. That doesn't excuse all your bad. behavior abusing your grandma. >> These are just like. Cheating on your husband. Shut the [ __ ]. up. $241.35. still owed on this with a $68.28 minimum. monthly payment. You are a bad person. You are disgusting. Shut up. I'm done. with you. And society should be as well. Oh, good. Here we go. What Let's get Ulta. Let's. get some Ulta. Yeah, I mean, you are. caked to death. So, First of all, not.

even. It's beat. Thank you. It's what? >> It's beat. Girl, I can see every. makeup just ex absolute crater and. dimple You are caked caked caked caked. caked. >> That's normal. It's called texture. Dude, it's bad. >> your pores. Yes, I'm not wearing makeup. >> Okay, so what I'm supposed to just not. wear makeup because my face isn't. >> wear good makeup or look good. It is a good. No. It's literally It's so. nice. >> No, it looks horrible. You owe $304 on. this. And yes, I'm being mean to you cuz.

you're a piece of [ __ ] So, I feel like. I'm okay with it. $304.96. is Clearly all for just this one caking. And then $30 is your monthly payment. Takes a year to pay off and interest is. accruing. What were you going to say, you beast? It's perfume. That's mostly. cuz perfume's expensive. It's like $100. So, it makes more sense to buy Ulta at. the same time. Um this is Ralph Lauren, thank you very much. >> Yeah, you smell like an old woman. >> That's the thing. Here, the fact is I. went into old people's houses when I. one old person house when I was. considering buying a house. and it smelled like you. You smell like.

an old person. I disagree. Um. but that balance actually used to be so. much worse and I did a really good job. >> Wow, okay. So what's so good about. 2,000? >> I don't give a You're not paying it off. You're still spending money on all this. [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] I don't. give a [ __ ] You still have a balance. that is accruing interest. So you're. spending money other places instead of. paying off. Okay, NFM. That one's good. I did good with that one. What do you. mean? I mean you owe balance. You only. made your minimum payment. >> It's no interest because I did like the. thing for blah blah blah blah blah.

I got a mirror for my room. Like our. like our bedroom. How big? It's like. really big and it has like a light on. it. It's really nice. >> needed to make sure so you don't have to. buy multiple. 200 and okay, no, you're. getting insurance premiums on this. >> joke. I'm going to give you credit. That. was kind of funny. I'm not even making. jokes. You're just you disgust me. 300. or $245.65. So down here was $17 a month being owed. 3 years to pay off. You're having.

insurance premiums hit it out of like. credit protection fees. So it's not like. nothing's happening. And let's see, we. do have interest on here. What do you. mean it's no interest? I'm having. interest charge. You've had $133. recently. >> But isn't it like deferred or some [ __ ]. I swear to God it's supposed to be no. interest. Please don't yell at me. >> [laughter]. >> No, no, interest is a thing. No. You. have no idea what you're talking about. Like 15%. >> [sighs]. >> Oh, what is this? Why do you owe to an. apartment $8,891? >> Oh my God.

Cracked the tub? There's another one. that you're going to see here that you. may want to. >> Okay, how about you answer about this. one? It was absolutely roach infested. and I left in less than 30 or we left in. less than 30 days because it was. disgusting and I'm not going to live. there. Okay, well now you're facing the. consequences instead of doing it the. right way. >> I refuse to pay it. I signed the. contract. I'm not going to ever pay it. >> that will hit your collections. >> It'll be gone in a few years. Old seven and that's if they don't. actually sue you for it which they can. and that's a balance that might be worth. suing for. Yes. Wait, what?

>> It has happened in the show. People can. get sued and taken to court. They they. called me like a while back and like. they never did anything. But they still. might. That is a balance worth small. claims. Come on, that's [ __ ] Okay, sure. I agree. It's not great. It. doesn't mean it's not real though. But I. tried to like get a lawyer and the. lawyer was like, "Well, it'll be like. $7,000 and you might not win." And so. it's like, "Okay, then I owe 14,000.". Yes. Yeah, so I feel like just if I. don't think about it, it's like not.

there. >> That's not how that works. That's going. to impact your credit going forward. What is this? Interest is accruing and a. balance due of nine or $3,998. So that was the first apartment that we. were at. >> owes two apartments she owes to. >> explain. >> are such a bad person. >> So that one was like a really really the. apartment in downtown Dallas. >> First of all, why would you live in. downtown Dallas? There's absolutely. nothing. It is the worst downtown I've. been to in my entire life by far. It's. not even close. >> What? Tribeca? What? It's horrible. It's.

dead. Nothing happens unless you. specifically live next to the park that. goes over the highway. Uh what, Clyde. Warren? Yes. We. >> only area that is halfway decent. Uptown's wonderful. >> We were in Design District which is like. bougie and then it's right next. >> I went around there still. There's. nobody there. Nothing is happening. >> gay bar like I was in the I was in the. spot. >> Nothing happens there. Downtown Dallas. is the worst downtown. >> it was the rooms were like huge and it. was just like so. nice. >> to Dumb [ __ ] It doesn't matter.

Because we couldn't we felt like. >> Okay, you're a bad person. >> afford it. >> You're a bad person. >> And then we moved into the roach one and. we got You're a bad person. What were we. supposed to. >> You're a bad person. Not signing an. apartment you can't afford. Bad person. God would not want to live under you. But you want to be under me. No. Not at all. Not at all. NFM NFM. NFM not me. You're still. >> [laughter]. >> That was quick. Not a chance. It's okay.

>> It's not something I'd ever consider. Certainly not worth $2,000. I'd pay. $2,000 to get you the [ __ ] out of this. door. Um. I'm open. Uh no, I only have a few minutes left. and then I get to stop talking to you, piece of [ __ ]. Okay, Bella's gained weight. How many. heart attacks did you have? What's. happening? So I have to get pain. management procedures for my back a lot. >> Yeah, lose weight. It's not weight. weight related. I asked. >> [ __ ] Okay, when I was 205 I still. had [ __ ] back problems. >> Okay, 205 you were obese. >> discs are gone. My Yeah, what do you.

think happens with fat people, dude? Your back hurts. EVEN IF IT'S NOT ONLY because of that, it's making it worse. Anyhow. Oh my. you're not even willing to accept that. That's why it's not fat phobic. We need. to stop being dumbasses and not willing. to have real conversations. And then you had to go to the hospital. for it. Why do you think my health. insurance is so expensive? Because of. you. Oh, what this is from a weight loss. clinic. Did you peep that? It says. surgical weight loss management. Wonderful. Proud of you. All I know is.

you owe in medical bills only $389.76. I don't know why you're not paying them. >> Oh, no, there's way more than that, friend. >> that's what I have here. So in those. documents Oh, those are your minimums? Yeah, friend. That's the payment. Oh, $389.76. is your minimum. So hold on. Hold the. on. One of these is like a couple. thousand. Hold on. Okay, I have it. I have it. I have it. I. found it. I found it. I already did.

It's right here. Okay, $3,401. and eight. and $10, sorry, and 81 cents. Minimum. monthly payment $389. I do have them on a payment plan and I. have them making payments of 389. >> I do make my payments on it myself. Oh, wow, what a big girl. Okay, Hyundai. How do you fit in this? What is it? It's. a 2023 Hyundai Sonata. I got it brand new. Yikes. Okay. I.

Actually, what happened was I got into. an accident and my. dumbass husband didn't put full coverage. on my car. [clears throat]. >> Why is he irresponsible? Because he wanted to do it and he only. put full coverage on his and not on. mine. >> Okay, this is worth $16,000. You. actually have an equity position of a. couple thousand bucks but you owe. $14,546.36. Minimum monthly payment $373.55. What's your interest rate? What's your interest rate, [ __ ]. >> know. I know it's low. My grandma.

co-signed. Oh good, grandma for the save. again. Oh, brat. $772 in your checking account. Door Dashing Chick-fil-A. Pathetic. Chili's. Zelle not money. Nail bar $129 there. Doubt you got groceries so you got some. [ __ ] from Walmart probably. >> No, no, I. mean it's me. >> Moon. Rock Coffee. [ __ ] Starbucks. The Starbucks is Paid for the Olympics? What does connect? Oh, oh, that's um the. little we have like a little cafe thing.

downstairs at our. >> Oh great. Dutch Bros. Rockwall. Luigi's. Italian Cafe. You're obsessed with that. place. Apple Cash sent out. Saltgrass. Taco Casa. Starbucks. The the Fashion place again. And there. you go, the downstairs cafe, the. downstairs cafe. Alamo Drafthouse. Nor. do I care. Alamo Drafthouse. Amazon. Alamo. Amazon. Zelle not money. Zelle not money. Door. Dashing Charlie's.

Starbucks. Cash App. Cash App. 50 bucks. 50 bucks. Oh. Sambuca. Starbucks. Lalaland. You. are so predictable. South Pancake House. Maybe. Yeah. Door Dashing Wendy's. Taco. Bell. Oh, your grandma makes your car payment? Yeah. You are pathetic. I'm so done with. you. I never want someone like you on. this show again. You're just such a. horrible individual. I just. >> but shut the [ __ ] up. 14,000 Shut the. [ __ ] up. 14,000 in this retirement. account. Shut the [ __ ] up.

>> Hey, but that's so good, right? >> individual. For your age, no, it's not. >> Well, I've only been at the job six. years. >> a [ __ ] For your age, no, it's not. Math. is math is math is math. I don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm so. excited to call this guy and expose your. ass, you. horrendous creature. The fact you don't. even care about it just suggests that's. why you're actually letting us. It's. kind of crazy. 4,500 comes in. What's. your portion or what what's rent? 2,100. >> it or does grandma? No, I pay it. >> You can't afford 2,100. You need a one. bed cheap place somewhere you can get.

it. I believe in you. Utilities plus internet, how much? My. internet's 80. My electric is like 120. Anything else? Is there gas? No. Okay, 200. Phone bill? Um it's like 350. Me. When you pay off your phone, switch. to Helium if T-Mobile's going to Dallas. which I assume it is. You use the same. towers. I'm paying for like my parents. >> You're poor. Stop. Switch to Helium 15. bucks a line. So you say gas vroom vroom.

drive drive. Sure yours takes a bit. more. How much for gas vroom vroom drive. drive? >> You have too many adjectives. I don't. know what you were saying. Maybe like $40 a month like Doubt it. Okay, whatever. Car insurance? Okay, 70. Car insurance? I don't know. I don't pay. it. Who does? My grandma. Your grandpa? Grandma. You're You are. disgusting. I hate you. I think. >> Groceries for the household. He doesn't. have money. 600 meal prep. Meal plan. Use the cookbook and use our meal plan.

Which you guys can get with the annual. version of the Don't Owe Anyone. Budgeting App. It's the only way to get. it signed by me mailed directly to you. TP fund. Anything else that exists? For the house I guess cuz you have to. take care of that. 200 bucks. Medical. health care. Are there co-pays for this. [ __ ]. Yeah, yeah. >> How much? Um. I mean, I'm seeing a therapist and a. psychiatrist every week. >> Uh. 210. Okay. 210. Your minimum is your payment, so I'm not. including the car.

Right? Correct. But medical, you're paying yourself like. a big girl. Yes. >> Oh my I'm so I don't know how do you. exist? I don't know. I can't tell when you're. just like thinking out loud and when. you're talking to me. >> I'll when I ask a question. It's just to. you. >> Everything you say sounds like a. question. Not true. >> [sighs]. >> $787.86. It's a minimum you have to take care of. subscriptions. I'll try 40 up pets. Yes. Take what? They're just two cats.

$100 pet insurance. How much for cat. food? Uh they're expensive. It's like. $60 a month. You're I mean, there's not going to be. anything to survive on and I have no. care to whether or not you honestly can. make it or not. I'm not I don't even. want to give advice. You're just such a. bad person. Yeah, I mean, you actually for what it's. worth, you're only underwater by under. $317. So yes, he needs to go get a job. You. need to get a better job. I mean, that's it.

>> Have he Well, shut up for a second. He. needs to get a job or you break up, but. either way, regardless, it doesn't. matter. Go get a better job. You'll make. an extra $2,000 a month and that can. actually start paying off some of this. debt. Then you'll be fine in a couple. years and you'll be you can catch up on. your retirement. That's it. I'm done. We're calling it in the post show. You're such a waste of time, waste of. space. Let's get your Hammer Financial. Score, spending and a budget. You. overspend zero out of 10. Debt you have. no collections, but this is horrible. Your grandma is taking care of. everything one out of 10. Emergency. fund, I didn't see anything in savings. zero out of 10. Retirement, well, you.

have leverage against it. You're buying. for your age, not great three out of 10. Real estate zero out of 10. Hammer. Financial Score, you you are a one out. of 10 rounded up. Get yours at. galehammer.com and now click join, join. Hammer Elite, the best membership on. YouTube with three premium shows posted. every single day Monday, [music]. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and join us for the post show. It is going to be incredible. Hey babe. >> I've been trying to call you all. morning. What's up? >> Um I've been. busy. I had a thing to do. A thing to. do? Okay, she's not telling you, so I. will. She had an Asian man her and him.

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