Financial Audit: Intervention

You accused her of cheating. You had to. go through all her Instagram messages, all her text messages, all that. >> He just leaned in to kiss me and I just. let it happen. I I didn't know what to. do. You. >> have no agency. What the is this? What? >> He's like 6' five. >> One thing you don't know is that uh. yeah, she has like fully just gone out. and sent her ex while you guys are. together. >> He tried to specifically turn off the. vanish mode autodelete stuff on your. phone and you wouldn't let him. It. wasn't on.

>> That [ __ ] was literally on. >> It was not. I saw you grab my phone and. turn it on and then be like, "Look, it's. on.". >> This is the moment where we can stop an. actual mistake from happening. Once you. guys get slightly out of the excitement, this relationship's done. I just. launched the brand new Hammer Elite app. available on every major platform. To. celebrate the app launch, I'm offering. 30% off the annual plan in the month of. June [music] only. Plus, I have an. exclusive offer just for you. but I'll. only have a thousand available to.

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for a living in Everett? >> I am a commercial wallpaper hanger and. painter. >> Okay, interesting. I I've never even. heard of people doing that. The painting. part, sure, but commercial wallpaper, why not? Okay, sure. What do you make. doing that? Hanging wallpaper. >> 456 an hour. >> Really? $45 an hour? >> Okay. You're doing well. I'd say you're. doing [laughter] really well. Okay. Wow. I mean, that's as far as hourly income. goes on this show. pretty damn good. How. many hours a week are you working? >> 40, but lately I've been doing like 60.

It's been pretty brutal. >> That's incred. Well, by choice or. they're making you. >> uh a little bit of both. I'm the only. wallpaper hanger. They're hard to come. by. >> Yeah, cuz who the is hanging wallpaper? But sure. >> Starbucks wants the wallpaper. [laughter]. >> You've been doing a lot of double. nights. >> So many Starbucks. >> Nice. Very. You work nights? >> Yeah, sometimes. >> Okay, cool. So, what does that translate. to into money that hits your account per. paycheck cycle? I [laughter] think. roughly uh 1,400 a week. >> Lot of taxes are what hits. Yeah.

>> Well, not a lot of taxes. You're not in. that lot of taxes range. >> No, you're not. >> Okay. H the union. I don't They take a. lot for like a tax. >> Okay. Maybe union, but that's not taxes. like in the state of Washington either. It's like you're not. >> like No. >> Okay. Yeah. >> No. >> Got to lock in a little bit. It's like. 9. It's like 9% over there, >> huh? >> My taxes. >> 9% what? >> I don't know. >> I don't know anything about taxes, man. I just go on Turbo Tax. I file every.

year. I don't really give a just. >> Well, sure, but we're talking about her. >> Okay. So, that is $6,66 a month. >> Okay. On average, I you know, some weeks. are going to be or some months are. longer, some weeks or some months are. less, but that's what it averaged out. to. Pretty good. Now Aaron, we can talk. about you since you wanted to talk about. yourself. Very happy about that. How's. your opportunity? What do you do for. your job? >> I am a uh maintenance technician for an. apartment complex company.

>> Okay. So you don't make the money. >> Uh no, but you know I I do try. >> Hey, shack up with the golden goose. The. mother of money. Sugar mama. We love it. What do you make? >> I make about 25 an hour. >> Okay. But you know, for Washington, obviously you do need more money. 25. would stretch further here than there, but Okay, very good. What uh 40 hours a. week? >> Uh yeah, just about. You have to get OT. approved by the bigger bosses and. whatnot, but you know, if you're. encountering in a leak or a fire. situation, that kind of just. >> So, what hits your account per paycheck.

cycle? What is that cycle? >> Um I would say average it can be about. 16,000 and some change. >> every. >> uh sorry, every two weeks. >> Okay. >> 1,600. >> Oh, yeah. I mean I. [laughter]. >> Okay. No, I mean I understood. Uh but. okay. 3,200. Very good. Okay. Wonderful. So like half of what she's making. You. guys are doing well together. >> You guys are doing well together. >> Yeah. For the most part. >> How long have we been together? >> 5 months.

>> 5 months. >> Okay. So this is not a marriage. I don't. at least I don't think it's You guys are. not married, right? >> 15 years though. So I mean it's been. We're not married. >> Well, that has nothing to do with. anything I just asked. But I appreciate. the lore drop. Um, >> hey, it's good [laughter]. >> so far. >> What is. >> that? We've known each other for so. long. >> Okay. Very good. But you've been. together for 5 months. >> Yeah. >> Okay. I don't really understand the the. point of that part, but I Thank you. That was beneficial. So, $9,266,

but I can't really combine it cuz you. guys have only been together for 5. months. Do you even live together? I. mean, probably not. That would be crazy. Yeah, we. >> Okay, that's crazy. >> Yeah, we live together currently. >> How long have you guys lived together? >> About Yeah, five months. >> December. >> Yeah, >> December. >> You guys moved in on the first date? >> Yeah. I mean, if you really want to say. it like that, then yeah, just about the. answer would be preferable. >> Yeah, we moved in basically right away. Yeah. >> How how Okay. I mean, you guys are.

honeymoon phasing it. That's fine. Listen, I mean, is marriage even in the. picture here? I don't know. With how. quick you guys are moving? I'm surprised. you're not at this point. Um, okay. Uh, well, we're not combining this. I mean, that is an interesting financial. position, I guess, to be in on this side. of the table. >> We want to combine things. We. >> 5 months in. What the is wrong with you? That's a mess. No, don't be a. delusional. >> We need to get our [ __ ] together before. we combine things. And then I want to. for sure. >> Yes, but I wouldn't say that's when you. combine. When you get your [ __ ].

together. I think you should get your. together regardless. I don't think we're. getting together. We're combining all of. our bank accounts five months after. getting together and immediately moving. in. That's a little too quick. And I'm. someone that has no problem with moving. quick, but combining finances five. months in, honeymoon phase, what the is. wrong with you? Not even close. Not even. something we'd consider. >> You know, just kind of happens. And. >> it sure does. And you have a choice. whether or not it does for the most. part, including combining finances. So, what the are you talking about? It. happens. What? >> Well, I mean, I love her. I mean, what. do you want me to say? >> No. Very good. But you're in the.

honeymoon phase. I mean, come on. before. we combine all these accounts, before. you have any legal protections that come. with marriage, by the way. So, like, all. right, to be fair, she's the one that. mostly wants to combine [ __ ] at this. point. Want to combine? >> Well, I'm not saying that. It's just. like he just said, we're not we're not. even married yet. So, I don't. >> I know, but I thought you wanted to, too. >> Look, you're the breadwinner in this. relationship. Let's just. >> Well, make that very blatantly truth. I. mean, as much as I have a fully comped.

unit, so technically I'm making 37 an. hour if we're being realistic, cuz. rent's like what, $1,750, >> but I mean, you're already wanting to. combine. I want you to have your own. I. got my own stuff. You'd think it would. be he would who would want to combine. cuz he's the one that doesn't make money. for the area and you make good money, but you want to combine. Why? Cuz you. have like no pressures. You feel. nothing. >> Uh, well, I mean, obviously there's some. pressure else I wouldn't be here. But I. feel like I mean h where do I want to go. with this? >> Why do you want to combine so quick?

>> You think I'd be the gold digger. >> Who's the married? Okay, that's a bit. weird. Can Can we not like not be. married to another guy before you? >> To be fair, I told her I wanted I wanted. to wait a year before we talked. seriously about marriage. I mean, we. talk about it. You know what I'm saying? Like who doesn't? uh just from when we. started dating around December. So, I. mean, it's not like I'm looking to marry. her right now. Do I want to? I mean, yeah, but. >> Well, I feel like with the path she's.

going, she'd do it in this exact second. >> If I could marry you guys, I feel like. she would. >> I mean, >> she's laughing like a witch about it. >> Yeah. I mean, she kind of Yeah. Sometimes I don't want to go home to my. wife. Anyh who, so I mean your wife. >> See, he's not opposed. >> I mean, I call her my wife. >> Are you guys married? >> No, I call her my wife. It's more in the. metaphorical sense. We're we're. boyfriend girlfriend, but of five. months. This is like a high school. thing. What the [ __ ] are you guys doing? The reality is you guys rem at a funeral.

and you her that night. >> Yeah. >> There you go. Now, there is an actually. interesting element into this. Why did. you say I don't care about you in a. pool? >> Talk if I'm being honest with you. >> Insane. >> Yeah. So, you guys met at a funeral. >> pretty much married and you bent her. over over the casket. Hey, I was going. through the divorce process. Okay. >> Were you guys at this funeral that you. guys [ __ ] up? >> Our buddy reached out to me. He wanted. me there for moral support. I tried. gathering friends. >> You should have been there for moral.

support instead of bending her over. >> All right. That was later that night. We. were very drunk, but you know, I I could. have said no. I mean, we love going. berserk. I mean, I love it. It's It's. great. It's great. I love it. >> I don't say that after he just said, "Oh.". >> Oh, he did. >> Yes. You said you were she she was like. blacked out drunk. >> Oh, we were both drunk. >> Yeah, but you've seen the posters. >> Seen the posters? If. >> Have you seen the posters? >> That's a double standard. >> How long were you in the divorce process.

at this point? Do you know? >> Oh, god. Like 2 months. Not very long. >> Yeah. My husband was um deployed. I was. trying to figure. >> Oh, very good. >> Yeah. No, he was deployed and I was. trying to figure out like I was trying. to get all my ducks in a row before, you. know, like leaving. And. >> you're leaving a dude while he's. overseas? was pretty brutal. He was an. [ __ ]. >> He was an [ __ ] I had to get out of. there. Um. >> what was he an [ __ ] He was overseas. just texting mean things. >> Well, it was life is just easier when he. wasn't home. When he was home, I did all.

the cooking. I did all the cleaning. I. took care of everything. I felt like a. mother when I don't have kids. Like I I. don't know. It's just every time he. left, it was easier when he was gone. And so, I mean, why put myself through. all of that when I could just go. somewhere else? >> Yeah. Yeah. And immediately check up to. a funeral with him. Okay. And you. weren't married, right? >> No, I was just dating a 40-year-old. >> Yeah, you heard that. I did not stutter. >> No, I'm just looking at your age. I. mean, I don't care. I think you were a.

26-y old. >> Always wanted to a mil in high school. And you know, I'm 25. >> 26. Oh, 25. Wow. >> Yeah. Well, you know, I was a [ __ ]. >> Basically a kid. >> Yeah. I was groomed. I Uhhuh. >> That's some strong language. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Stop. >> So, okay. Well, you were dating this. woman. >> Uh, end of how long? >> It was about two years, about to be. three. >> What? You were three? >> Yeah, I was about We were about to go on. our third year of dating, but near the.

end. >> When did you break up with her? >> Uh, it was before her and I did anything. to be fair. So, >> okay. >> It was already going downhill. >> He's giving a face. >> What is that face? You want to you want to put it out. there? You want to lay your nuts out on. the table? >> Fine. My My nuts are tucked under the. table. >> What do you want to say? >> Feel like this is the time out. This. Okay. I love my strong. >> Okay, dude. My goodness. You're a. >> They had a little crossover,

but I'm not supposed to say that. I just. gave a look. So, I mean, >> you're not supposed to say it. >> I don't think so, right? >> No. What? No. >> Well, you guys didn't tell me. >> I thought there was some crossover. Wasn't that on the list of like, oh, you. just don't want to call. >> Okay. Oh, go. Beat that name for what. it's worth. Yes, we're not calling the. ex. That's on your list. Okay, that's. fine. But what? There was a crossover of. what? >> It wasn't really a crossover. I It was. >> of seeing that person and her at the. funeral. >> No, wait. Sorry. >> Crossover of what? >> Like, well, you guys were dating kind of.

even though it was like towards the end. when things were rocky. >> No, I broke it off with her before. anything really happened. >> I'm saying that. I don't know. >> I wasn't aware of that. You sure you. just say that for the camera that there. was no crossover? Cuz it seems like. there was a crossover. >> No, there there was not. cuz then the relationship would just be. based on cheating. I mean. >> at least at least on my end. I mean at. least on my end. So. >> it would be based on cheating.

Why did she have the perception that it. was based on cheating? I mean, [laughter] like I had said earlier, I'm. just chalking it up as like. miscommunication. I probably just didn't. simply tell her that. >> That's what I'm assuming at this point. I mean, >> okay, I feel like I'm being kind of. jerked off right now. >> I could I mean, >> okay, that's not a joke. That's like I. feel like Come on. I feel like first of.

all, she was like, "Weren't she supposed. to not say that?" And then like no one. told me anything. And it's just like, and now you're saying it didn't happen. I'm reading this very weird. >> I do not know why she said that. >> Why would she say Wait, didn't we want. to not talk about that or something? >> We talked about a no no list in there. I. just didn't want to. >> the no list. Yeah, but you told me the. no list. >> Certain things that I didn't really want. to specify on the timeline cuz I didn't. want to. >> timeline. >> Yeah, timeline. Yeah. >> Well, we're not giving dates. >> No. >> No. I'm just asking if you were seeing.

her while you guys No, she. Oh, >> but there was that thing with her kid. >> What thing? Do you want to elaborate on. that? >> Stop seeing her. So, the kid like missed. you and wanted to see you. >> Oh, yeah. She had called the Well, you. know, we're co- the ex and I were still. co-workers and whatnot. And I had gotten. pretty close with the child. We would. game together, blah blah blah. and he. didn't really have the necessary closure.

to understand like, oh, you know, Aaron. is not going to be here anymore. Okay. Okay. Whatever. That's a mess. I I don't. know. I don't understand. >> I feel like I'm getting. jerked around. I I don't know what's. real, what's not, BUT WHO KNOWS what the. relationship is based on. Um [laughter]. Oh, but I think we all get the vibe. So, why did we move in so quick? Was it cuz. you had nowhere else to go after.

immediately leaving her, being with her? No. Um, I was already living in. Excuse me. I'm so sorry. Uh, I was. already living in Monroe at the time. with a old roommate I was I've been. friends with since high school. Uh, to. make a long story short on that, my. company offers free comped rent for. their workers. So, I wanted to park. >> Yeah. Very uh I wanted to jump ship, >> have some free rent. We were discussion. I mean, at the time, I was either going. to move in with my parents or my. grandpa. And I talked to him about it.

He was like, "Oh, we could just get an. apartment together.". >> Okay. Wait, so you guys at the funeral? >> Yes. >> Stuck it raw. >> Yes. >> Oh, a hookup at the funeral. Not even. rat. I finished inside. I painted her. like a canvas. What do you want me to. say? >> No one needs to know that. >> He's going to get all descriptive. I. mean, Jesus. >> I wasn't going to go that descriptive. I. didn't need to know. Isn't that risky? >> I took a I took a plan B the next day.

>> Thank cuz I'm going to say with how. quick. >> noises. >> well uh not not the way you guys are. doing it. The reason I actually asked. that I don't ask that just cuz I'm a. degenerate and I am but either even. without that it's because how quick you. guys are moving. You know how many. accidental pregnancies happen in these. kind of situations? And if you're raw. dogging on that first me. >> babies are slimy and gross right now. >> Right. And you're not on birth control. and he's blasting raw blood load. So. >> I'm on birth control now. I'm good. >> She's always been on birth control.

>> Uh I mini pill. >> Great. So the like Yep. Okay. Good luck. >> What's so bad about that though? >> The implant sucks. I was on my period. for like 3 months at a time. >> [ __ ] every day exact same time. No. flaws. And that's even still the lowest. effective. But even still. Okay. So blew. that load. And then how many days after? Well, and then how quick did we move in? >> Uh, okay. So, >> a month after that, right? >> Just about a little under a month. >> Yeah. >> And we got on a lease together.

>> Uh, >> shared lease. Cuz that's risky. A month. in. >> to even just see each other. >> I paid for all the deposits. I'm sure. you did. He has no money. >> Yeah, I didn't have the money at the. time. I was going to have my grandma. help me with a little bit of it. >> We're confident he's not with you just. for the money and housing. And. >> I'm not no gold digger. I think that's. some [ __ ] [ __ ] Housing's free from. him. So, I mean, I don't know. I just. had to pay the damage deposit. >> Yeah. Just with how quick he's moving, though. But, but no, you're all for it, though. >> I mean, we're about to get the. twobedroom, and I want I want to pay for.

all that stuff. >> Oh, you're upgrading. >> Yeah. So, it's going to be. >> upgrading while on financial audit. >> Uh, so I was what I had wanted when I. first was looking for the comp. department was a 2x1. I wanted the. space. She came into the picture. Now, that became very much more required, but. one wasn't ready at the time. So, we've. been making the one by one work. >> and then we got approved for it. So, all. we have to pay for is just. >> Okay. Okay. Maybe you're not gold. digging. That's fine. >> A new pet in Yeah. I want to pay I don't.

give a [ __ ] Okay. I want to pay for all. that. >> I don't care about this pet. So, maybe you. were trying to quickly get out of this. husband situation though. >> Hey, I would have moved in with my. grandma or my my. >> Well, exactly. I'm just still sus at how. quick you guys moved in together. I'm. trying to figure that out. I feel like. someone was running from something, but. you get free housing, but you're with. you're going through the divorce. It's. just you don't move in that quick. You. don't get on a lease together that. quick. I know you put the money down,

but even still, it's so risky. >> I will admit, I usually like to move. slower in a relationship, but. >> this is the literal opposite, but even. still, lack of that. It's like. >> I'm the love of your life. Okay. There. is no risk. >> Oh, there's that. You're [laughter] not. wrong about that. I've wanted you since. high school and then I finally wasn't. chicken [ __ ] to admit that finally. Everyone knew. Everyone knew I was I was. so into you. But. >> who's obsessed with high school? This. guy. I don't understand. People's who. people's whose lives even starting. mid20s who are still obsessed with high.

schools live the most pathetic life. It's the highlight of their lives. Like. what the Okay, great. You worshiped her. in high school. Yippi. We all had high. school crushes and you finally got. yours. >> Yeah. >> Just using your high school crush to get. out of that marriage. Move in real. quick. Have some fun. You taking. advantage of me? >> No. No. I wouldn't do that. [music]. >> Sometimes I feel like you don't believe. me though. >> I mean, why? >> Why? Why? >> Why? Why? Why do you even feel that?

There's been a couple instances where I. ask her why she even feels that. >> I don't know. I feel like he he doubts. me a lot or like he questions my like. actions or I can't even think of. anything specific, but I just feel like. he questions my motives a lot. You want to be my sugar daddy? Is that. what you want? >> I mean, traditionally, I'd like to like. to I mean, >> you get a better job. >> because we have the free housing. We. want to save up enough money to get a. house after being married, obviously, >> which could be like in 5 seconds with. your guys' rate with like 30 kids. Like,

you guys are going crazy. >> [ __ ] 60k to buy a house right now in 5. seconds. Yeah, I'd get married to her, but that's just not a reality. >> Okay. Can you [ __ ] 60k in 5 seconds? >> Dude, you are just Who is around you. ever. in an enjoyable way? I don't understand. >> Very fair statement to me. >> That's not a good thing, buddy. >> I'm so used to it. I've heard it for so. long. >> And you like this? >> You know, the day is never. >> You like his personality?

>> It's never boring. >> I'm bored listening to him. It's It's. What the He's just saying things for I. don't know, reaction or like I I don't I. don't understand. No, this is all me. >> You can't tell me you don't want a. reaction from people when you say. certain things. >> If I'm really trying to piss them off, lay your dick on. everyone off. You're just saying things. for Were you a loser in high school? >> A little bit. >> Yeah. You're obsessed with high school. No reason. He's trying to make up for. it. This is This is how people talk that. we're like losers.

>> Yes. Okay. >> Okay. >> He's making up for it. Hey, you got the. girl. Move the on, dude. >> Noted. >> Move the on. Get over it. There were. good times in high school, but stop with. THIS HIGH SCHOOL. I DON'T CARE. I. digress. >> No one cares. You shouldn't care. >> Dude, I had a great high school. experience. I loved my high school. Okay. >> I hated high school. It was terrible. And that's great, too. That doesn't. matter. But I don't. like jerk off to it. It isn't the height. of my life cuz my life isn't pathetic.

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have trust issues of Mr. Aaron from some. previous experiences or things. I I. don't know what what what's happening. If you're moving so quick with this guy. and you're having these trust issues, like what what are they? That's bad. How. will you rebuttal, Stacy? >> It's not a rebuttal, but if you are. having trust issues, of which I'm being. told you haven't brought up yet, I want. to hear them. I I did almost leave that. night, but basically during the Super. Bowl, um. >> Oh, okay. >> During the Super Bowl, he had his old. roommate come over and you know, we were. sitting there watching it and the old.

roommate looks at uh looks at you and. says, "Oh, so when are you going to pay. me rent?" And I looked at him because he. told me that he stopped paying rent two. months ago. And then like two weeks. before that when we went to Oregon for a. trip, he, you know, you were like, "Oh, I have all this money now. you know, I. feel so free and happy, which that was a. lie, too, obviously. And then, yeah, it. finally came out that he was still. paying him rent. How much was it like. $900? >> Wait, why? >> So, >> just to be nice, which you were way too.

nice sometimes. That is. >> Yeah. >> Wait, what's what's the trust issue. >> that he's like doing it by? Why? Yeah, but but no, you were like a month in. Like, why would he even have to tell you. what he's doing with his money? >> I know, but he shouldn't be paying. >> unless he's specifically lying. I mean, I agree he probably shouldn't, but. >> when I have to pay for all like the. groceries and the damage deposits and. the pet deposits and I'm struggling, >> but you shouldn't be. You should That's. the point. You shouldn't be taking care. of everything a month into a. relationship. It makes no sense and. creates weird dependencies,

>> but he has the money to pay other. people. >> Exactly. And you shouldn't be taking. care of someone a month into a. relationship. This is like you guys are. just figuring out having fun. >> For the record, I don't want her to take. care of me. I'm just saying. Either way, you probably shouldn't have been given. him money. Why were you? >> It was very short notice to give my old. roommate the heads up like, "Hey, I need. to move out now.". >> You didn't have a lease agreement with. him, though, so it's just not necessary. >> No, but it's the courtesy. I've been. friends with. >> And that place is not worth $900 a. month. Like, that was not worth it.

Should have been like $400 at the most. >> Peace of mind. I didn't have to worry. about the tweakers in Everett. I mean, Jesus Christ, Monroe is probably the one. and only place I don't have to feel like. I have to bring my gun around. Anyhow, I. was being nice. I told him I'd pay him. about 3 months of rent when rent comes, >> which is insane. You don't have to do. that. >> Okay, to be fair, no one has to be fair. with that organ. No, he didn'ting have. to ask. He's my friend. I wanted to help. him out. And to be fair with that organ. [ __ ] by the way, no,

>> for the organ [ __ ] for the organ [ __ ]. I wasn't even paying him around that. time. So that was the truth when I told. you I actually feel so fine for a month. >> I pay him for two months. >> No, that's [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> All right, for one of the months. I'll. give you that one. >> See, don't lie to me now. >> Why are you lying? Well, I don't. understand the point. >> Don't do that. >> Wh What is the point? Why create trust. issues this closely? [laughter]. Why lie? It's It was pointless. I don't. get it.

>> I just wish you could have been honest. with me. Yeah. Do you is this like a. repeated pattern? Just these lies for no. reason to look better cuz what a stupid. pointless thing to lie about. And if I. catch someone lying about that, it makes. me question everything. Cuz when there's. actually consequential things talking. about, well, I mean earlier I felt like. you were lying to me and now you're just. calling a small lies. Like I don't. understand. Feel like I can't trust you. What? At the end of the day, I wanted to. just help him. And I'm sorry that you.

>> really picked up a lot of the burden of. paying a lot of the bills, the food. >> Does he even pay rent to his dad? >> Yeah, of course he does. >> Oh, okay. But that's not even again what. matters. I mean, you can do what you. want with your money, but if you're. lying about it, that's the weird thing, right? Cuz we're not married. You're. barely even in the relationship at that. point. You were literally a month in. We're talking Super Bowl night. So, it. just it it makes no sense. I don't know. You guys are moving way too quick. It's.

scary. And then this is going to blow up. and things are going to be intertangled. And I've had to deal with this on the. show who people exes have had money. that's been already intertangled and. we've had to like try to rip it apart. and it's weird. It get it gets up. And. she says she's noticing sketchy. behaviors on your transactions, too. What What are they? Should you even be. noticing transactions 5 months in on a. ship? Maybe, maybe that's okay. >> I just noticed a lot of zels. I've never. seen so many zel transfers. Is it zel or. is it something like PayPal or whatever? >> Oh, well, with my so many zel transfers.

with Navy Federal, it's zel cuz it's. baked into the app or the bank. institution. >> Why are so many zel transfers? Why do. you need that much? Why can't you do. like an automatic withdrawal or like. have it like automatically put in your. checking or something? There's so many. zels. It's so that I don't have a lot of. money in my checking for all the. [ __ ] that I pay for on my end. >> and then I won't have any money. I can. at least control it to an extent. >> That's just exhausting. I mean, >> that's necessary. I feel like that's not. normal. >> It's exhausting, but as you can [ __ ].

see, we're on the show. My money. management is [ __ ]. >> So, I mean, >> but I'm also zelling you the most for. all the wine you want me to get while. I'm at work. And then afterward, >> I feel like that's I feel like you z a. lot of other people. I can pull up my. Navy Federal right now. Show it to Papa. Hammer right here. And he's going to. probably take my sign on this one. >> I don't need to look. >> Okay. >> Okay. You're buying her a lot of wine. >> Uh when I'm at. >> You don't buy me that much wine. It's. only when you go to Costco. [laughter]. >> The zelling thing is not the biggest. issue. But is that not.

a little bit of a wakeup call that quick. into the relationship? She's seeing zels. and she's like already red flags and. alarms are going off in her head. She. doesn't trust you already and you guys. are moving so quick that when the. honeymoon excitement ends, the only. thing that's going to be left is the. lack of trust. There's no foundation. here other than excitement cuz a load. got dropped on a day of a funeral. So, it's just going to be lack of trust. that's left. It's going to be fights. It's going to be battles. It's going to. be brutal. I just love Costco. I mean,

Jesus Christ. They just. >> What? I mean, that's that Okay. >> What? >> Nothing. I kind of spaced out a little. bit, but you know. >> what? >> Yeah, just a little pathetic. A little. bit. >> What's wrong with you? Why can't you. just listen? It's scary that she can't. trust you at this point when everything. is so good. What's it going to be when. everything becomes normal? The. excitement is done. It's normal life. At. that point, all that's going to be left. is the lack of trust. >> I mean, you can trust me. I've been.

pretty cards on the table about a lot of. [ __ ] at this point. We've. >> been good. We've gone through our road. bumps. >> and pretty intense. >> Yeah, I I will say they were very. goddamn intense, but. >> you know, I I love you a lot. I love you. very much. I want to have kids with you. someday. >> GOD, PLEASE NO. NO, NO, NO. >> GUYS, you're five months in like I'm. also somebody that Jeez, man. Dude, not.

even 5 months in at this point, bro. And. also, what road bumps at this point a. few months in? >> A lot of [ __ ] I won't go into a lot of. it. >> No, why don't you go into a lot of it. because you know, >> hey, remember when you're on a show to. talk about things? Maybe you should talk. about things. >> You ain't give me a no no. >> There was. >> Where's the no? >> I have the nos. I'm avoiding the nos. Tell me the things aren't that aren't. the nos. >> I'll just give you a brief summary, but. I'm not going to be very specific on. what happened that night. There was one.

night we went to a bar. I said. something. I was very drunk, mind you. And I said something that was very a lot. to take in. I am not going to disclose. what was said that night. Just. understand it was really big bomb. Just. you don't just set it out there. I. wasn't I wasn't Yeah, just go with it. I. wasn't thinking. I mean, I know what it. is and you didn't put it on the no list. for me. It said you have a criminal. past. criminal,

>> right? >> No, >> I'm not I'm not gonna disclose what the. thing was. I'm not disclosing whatever. it was. >> However, >> I mean, I You didn't tell me not to talk. about it. >> It was a lot for her to take in. >> It's the criminal record. >> Whatever. So, we're about to go to bed. >> Hopefully, it's not I mean, I would have. trust issues with someone with a. criminal record. I'll be honest. I I. personally would. >> We went to bed. I got up and I left the. house. I was gone. I went to some fancy.

bar in Seattle and I spent like I don't. know like [ __ ] $100 on drinks and. food and I didn't come back until like. four in the morning. But I can't believe. he brought his dad home though. >> It was a lot. >> I know, but like I don't see why you. need to like. >> Did you tell the person you're with. >> that [ __ ]. >> I didn't want to disclose it that fast. and I wasn't think. >> Oh, you guys are moving quick on. everything else. I think if you guys are. moving that quick, you got to bump. everything else up with it. selfie. boother. Go with that one on the chin. Fair enough. Bad setting. Take that chin.

on the little TV prompt. >> And I was drunk. I wasn't thinking about. it. And I. >> It must have been pretty egregious for. her to walk out that night. >> Well, I was trying to just talk about it. later, but she was like, "No, what is. it? What is it? What is it? What is it? You can tell me. It's fine. We're safe. I love you.". >> You wanted to go to bed. I couldn't go. to bed. >> I I had to leave. >> What' you do? >> I'm not just. >> It's that bad. >> I'm not disclosing it on here. It must. have been that bad for you. I'm not. disclosing it. I hear I already heard. that part. That's why I'm not going to.

ask again. But oh my goodness, if you're. not willing to talk about it and she. left that night, that has to be pretty. egregious. >> That's all I'm thinking, which honestly. would make me nervous, too. That's. probably also why you can't find a. decent job. >> No, I'm not a felon. >> I have a pretty clean record. Yeah, >> you're not a felon, then what? I don't. Well, again, I'm not going to ask again. I'm not going to push your boundary if. that's a boundary, which I'm picking up. that it is. I don't know why you didn't. tell me not to bring that up before, but. um. >> I thought I did. So, my bad.

>> You didn't, >> but okay, that's fine. Be more prepared next time. There won't. be a next time, but be more prepared. next time. >> Um Okay. Yeah. I mean, so I would have. trust issues, too. And now, I mean, I I. I I'll be completely honest. I have. trust issues. I mean, I caught you in. the little lies. Felt like you were big. lying to me earlier, and now there's. this thing that you're being hyper vague. about. And I'm just going to let you. know based on a few episodes in the. past. I'm not going to pressure you to. tell me. You do not have to tell me. I'm. very okay with you not to tell me.

>> Appreciate that. Thank you. >> Of course. But I am going to let you. know based on previous episodes, the. vagueness makes it look worse than it. likely is. >> I'd rather [laughter] take that on the. chin. >> Okay. I'll let you take it on the chin. >> Yeah. >> Um but. >> I'm going to have a hard time trusting. you and I don't blame her for having. that issue. And again, that is what. scares me. Finances are one of the large. re leading causes for divorce in this. country. And if right now there's this. big boiling pot of lack of trust, but it. doesn't matter as much because.

everything is so good, everything is so. honeymoon, everything is so exciting, what happens when that just becomes. normal and all that's left is a steaming. pile of lack of trust. That's nerous for me personally, especially if we're about to intertwine. our finances so quick. I don't know. Are you okay? >> I don't know. Yeah. No, I just. >> don't do No, I'm just wrong with that. >> Don't do to me whatever you did to. someone. I I actually don't even know.

So, I like that was a joke. I I don't. know what you did, right? >> But, um, listen, I I don't know. I mean, Aaron specifically avoids that you've. lied or you've admitted that you've lied. during money conversations with Stacy. because you want to avoid the conflict. That's what you told Colton. That's what. you told Colton. You You lie in. conversations and you're admitting to. that. How the is there a future here? I. know he just worshiped you and that's. some easy dick. Like very very good. And.

you were able to get free housing out of. it. Very good. Out of a divorce. Like. come on. I'm starting to connect some. dots in my head. But why the are you. dealing with this? >> He does everything my ex-husband. doesn't. He uh cleans the house. overseas. He goes grocery shopping with. me. >> Okay. I don't think they can do that. when they're overseas. doesn't he was. only gone for 3 months at a time but. when he was home I did everything he. actually is a contributing member to the. household and it's really. >> contributing lies and deception and. >> well at least it doesn't feel like I'm. taking care of. >> it was like twoing times that I had a.

big I had told two big lies about. >> within a few months is pretty brutal. actually that's actually a pretty bad. track record [laughter]. that's pretty bad that's not good. [gasps]. uh not good there Mr. Aaron, what did he. lie about? >> What do I lie about? >> What did he lie about? >> Well, >> what was the old roommate thing? >> The old roommate thing. >> Oh, yeah. That one's. >> And then. >> the fact that you lied about it is a bad. thing. Not that you were doing it. I. mean, I wouldn't advise you doing it, but the lying I don't understand. It was. a pointless lie, which is even worse.

than a lie that like you could have some. reasoning for. [laughter]. It makes it even worse. And what's the. other lie? >> I don't actually may have mistaken. overlap. >> Was there. >> I don't think you've lied about. anything. I don't know. You were telling. Colton that you've specifically lied to. avoid confrontation in the financial. conversations with the household. >> I think I was mostly just referencing. the old roommate thing cuz it I mean it. was a very. >> Was there anything else? >> It Well, it was a broad No, there's. nothing else. I mean. >> Okay, just checking. >> I I it was a very broad question to me. in general. So, I just.

>> Yeah, I had replied with just the old. roommate thing. >> Okay, so what are we doing, guys? So, what what what the is even going on. today? Cuz uh let's just be honest. We. can all we can all see it from here. This is a mess. This is a mess this. early on in the relationship. I don't. know what you guys are doing. I don't. think you know what you guys are doing. You guys are having fun. Which is fair. Which is fair. Have fun. But does. everything else have to move as quick. with it? I don't think so. This is a. mess, guys. This relationship's a mess.

What is going on? >> I've always wanted her. I'm not gonna. >> I know. You know, you already know. But. >> it's exciting to get with your high. school crushes. That is that does that. mean that that's who our spouse is for. life? I don't know. And also, would you. why why even start the relationship out. of lie? Like the overlap and these other. things. It's like it doesn't make any. sense. >> We had went to Christmas at her parents, you know, was what was it? Was it last.

year? >> Yeah. >> She basically expressed concern about. the whole roommate money thing. And I. told her my thing on it. Like. >> that was like like a couple weeks into. the even after the diddlinin at the. funeral. Okay. Interesting. >> Yeah. >> Why would you be so concerned about it. at that point? Like that's a invasive. and intrusive. >> Because I was paying for everything at. that point and it just doesn't seem. fair. He didn't have the money to like. pay for things, you know, and if someone. else is getting it that you're not even. like living with, then I I just it's not.

fair. So that confrontation does speak. words, but for what it's worth, with how. you started the relationship, with how. you've done it, with your trust issues, you known one of the easiest ways to. tell someone does something bad or. thinks something bad is what they accuse. the other person without any proof. And. you accused her of cheating. You had to. go through all her Instagram messages, all her text messages, all that [ __ ]. Why would you accuse her of that? It's. not just unless there's like actually. something that was seen, not a very.

normal thing to accuse. >> There was a specific what was it? It was. um she had went to. a restaurant with her ex to talk about. stuff. Um. >> yeah, she's getting a divorce. >> Yeah. Let me let me just elaborate a. little more. I'll make it a quicker. summary. >> It's okay. >> You know, she was in a good mood before. I had to go walk the dog. I walk the. dog. I come back. She's pissed. So, I'm. asking her what's going on. Ex-husband's. being a dick. this and that blah blah. blah. And at some point, you know, I'm. just like, can I just see like the.

messages for more context? Like, I feel. like you're really not giving me enough. to go off of. So, I start reading it. She kind of starts shying away her phone. like, "No, let me see the text." And. there was essentially some like. affection, intimacy that was shared. It. wasn't. >> There's not affection and intim. intimacy. I mean, >> okay, but you kissed him after the. dinner. Like, that's kind of weird to. me. Like there's no affection or. intimacy. >> He scared you that much. Why are you. going to let him do that?

>> What am I? I. >> uh You say no. You're a woman in 2020. In 2026, >> there was no intimacy. Nothing happened. There was no flirting. >> So you're telling me if he was here. right now and he tried to steal another. kiss from you? You going to let that. [ __ ] happen? >> No, I'm not going to let that happen. He's gross. >> So why did you Why did that happen in. the first place? >> Why did you kiss him? That's actually. kind of crazy. >> He's just He [sighs and gasps] He just. leaned in to kiss me and I just let it. happen. I I didn't know what to do. >> You have no agency? What the is this? WHAT IS THIS? >> HE'S LIKE 6' FIVE. [music].

>> OH, shut up. He's a little scared. What. was he going to do? Take out an axe and. slice you in the middle of a restaurant. But you had told me a completely. different story about what went down. that night. You said you had dinner with. them at Red Robins? You after dinner, you went to Halfpric Books to calm down. and you got your little sister's son a. book. That is not what the. >> I did get him a book. >> Yeah, but then you also bought your. ex-husband a book. >> To be fair, I didn't buy him the book. >> You both went to Halfp Price Books. together.

>> by accident. >> You guys went to Halfp Price Books. together. You got him a book. >> Oh, that's Why are you guys going to. Half price? That's like a date activity. >> Thank you. >> That was like right across the street. >> That's why I was so concerned. >> That's like a date activity. If you were. just straight up with me on that [ __ ]. and I am a hypocrite. >> I'm a hypocrite at this point because I. lied to you about the rent [ __ ] Hold. the on. >> Okay. >> The thing is, you could have told me. very straightforward like, "Hey, this is. what happened. Something was a little.

exchanged, went to Halfpric Books, and. then we left." I still would have been. very upset. But then you decided as soon. as I. >> as soon as I called you out on it. >> As soon as I called you out on it, you. started freaking the out like I was. going to hit you. >> How you going to react? >> I had to give you space. >> A lot. I've been through a lot. >> Are you angrier? One thing you don't. know is that uh yeah, she has like fully. just gone out and sent her ex flowers.

while you guys are together. Why? >> You want to elaborate on that [ __ ]. >> I don't know why. I mean, don't hit her. I agree with that. I'm going to hit her. I don't hit woman. That's [ __ ] up. I. don't know. That was her fear. >> Okay, fair enough. >> If I loved him, I would send him the. boat title with my signature on it. >> Do you realize how that sounds? >> Why would he be texting you after you. guys are going through divorce and. you're with him? If you loved me, >> if he loved me, you'd send me the boat.

title. Why would he even have that. language? >> I don't know why he would have that. language. And so instead, I I sent him. flowers and he was not pleased about it. I thought it was kind of funny. He. didn't get he didn't get the boat title. >> Okay, hold on. Let me let me try to. >> He was. >> get in your mind real quick. So, cards on table. Was this like a. dominance thing to with him or was there. still a little bit of like a dominance. thing? It's like when I bought him a. Starbucks when we were exchanging. >> dominance like you kissing him. >> No, I didn't kiss him. I didn't kiss. him. I didn't kiss him.

>> That's not what that text said. >> I didn't kiss him. >> What did the text say? Wait, what did. the text say? >> I can't I can't remember even referring. to. >> I can't really remember at this point. cuz it was long ago. That was a long. night by the way. But it was something. you guys you've been together 5 months. How long ago? >> It was something along the lines of like. you're switching up how you feel now. We. exchanged a kiss. Like why are you so. backpedaling on what you said? >> You exchanged a kiss. That's goal. pushing cuz you were saying he kissed. you on the nose. That's not exchanging. kiss. >> We did not kiss on the lip. That didn't.

happen. >> Show me the text. >> I I don't have the texts. >> Why? >> I delete them or else I keep looking. back at them. I get anxious. >> Why would you keep looking back at that. text with your ex? >> I have no self-control. >> What are you self-controlling from? >> It makes me anxious. That's why I. haven't blocked on everything. I don't. want to go back and look at. >> having self-control from. >> Yeah, >> looking back. What would you be having. self-control? SELF-CONTROL DOING WHAT? >> I DON'T KNOW. Just It's just hard. What. is you're saying? Nothing.

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>> It was already It wasn't on. >> Wait, >> I saw you. >> Are you talking about the disappearing. messages [ __ ] That [ __ ] was literally. on. >> It was not on. I saw you grab my phone. and turn it on and then be like, "Look, it's on. It was already on. I turned it. off. >> I have no clue how to turn that on on. Instagram. >> I get it. I love a good disappearing. goon message when I'm in the goon zone. >> You can look at your makeup. >> because people like to do crazy things. with influencers. So, I don't want to.

with that [ __ ]. >> You go that [ __ ] Crazy stuff. >> But you guys are together. And let me be. very clear. >> No open. >> No. >> Well, go then. I would be very very. sketched out if I looked over and the. girl I'm with is having vanish mode. conversations with her ex. You turned it on. >> I will say to be fair, the only Cuz I. know the guy. The only thing they. actually talk about, they don't even. talk. They just send memes. >> Why' they kiss? >> No, that's a different person. Different.

person. >> Oh, wait. What the Who was that? >> What were you referencing? >> Well, I'm talking about You're probably. talking roommate. No, I didn't kiss. anybody. He's confused. >> No, you did. Who did you exchange a kiss. with? >> Nobody. >> The the ex-husband. >> Yeah, >> that Okay, but there's no vanish mode. with the. >> ex-husband. I see the cross connection. Okay, so we were talking about the whole. Red Robin situation, right? >> And then she jumped. I'm going to assume. you jumped to where you were talking. about the disappearing messages on. Instagram, right? >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, there was a jump in the.

conversation. Okay. So, that's where we. got mixed up. >> Is it not a red flag though, Stacy, that. uh Aaron's friends. warned you to Oh, wait. Sorry. Sorry. Actually, reverse. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. One of your friends told you warned you. about her before you guys got together. >> She's a But is that not a red flag a. little? And then. >> that's not a red flag. >> And then you kissing your ex. Come on. >> There is a whole situ hated me or she's. hated me since high school.

>> Situation with them in high school. And. at the end of the day, to an extent, I. sided with that friend. However, >> she's nuts. She wanted my other friend. to pay for prom. The whole thing. I. don't know. >> Is ever a small town? >> No. No. Well, at this time, we were. going to all so obsessed with prom in. high school still. >> It's going to prom. I thought that [ __ ]. was dumb as Anyho. >> Great. Yeah, you're right. I Her. >> Dude, you were a loser. You didn't have. prom. >> Yeah. No [ __ ] I was also poor. >> That was it. >> She was able to tell me her side of the. story, which lined up pretty well with.

what I was told on that friend's side. So I was like, "Okay, I can.". >> She's hated me since the beginning. She. hated my twin sister, >> too. Because mind, you guys started with. basically cheating from both sides. Like. you kissing your ex and you with the. overlap. It's like, what the we jealous. cuz she wants to. >> This relationship has no foundation. >> That's what it is. No. >> Is that what it is? >> I think she wants to you really bad. >> There is a point where I knew she was. into me, but I it wasn't I was not. reciprocative of that.

>> No way. That's weird. Yeah, I wasn't. really. >> Who would be the fourth? >> My girlfriend at the time. Not the. 40-year-old, but. >> who would be the third then? >> Uh, >> her and her husband. >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> yeah. We all banged in the same room. I. wasn't really into it afterwards. And we. No swapping. There wasn't any swapping. It wasn't like that. Just kind of. >> happened that night and [ __ ] No, I. wasn't really into it afterwards. I felt. very gross. And then. >> I would too probably. >> Yeah. No, it was bad. >> You wanted so bad. >> But they See, here's the thing. They.

kept with me on the subject like, "Oh, we're going to ban your girlfriend. Like, it's going to happen again." I. don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. If she warned you about. her, why would she do that? >> I assume she still has some resid a lot. of residual. >> or because you guys both started this. relationship on borderline cheating on. both sides. Come on. Crazy. What we. learn at this point. is coming to like, you know, save him. >> I don't care. There's no foundation to. this relationship. I don't even. understand the point, guys. Once you. guys get slightly out of the excitement,

this relationship's done. I mean, come. on. It totally is. There's no longevity. here. And if there is, it's going to be. misery eventually. >> I like to think my passion will. overpower all that [ __ ]. >> My past was 5 months ago. >> No, no, no. Passion. >> Passion. >> Passion. Jesus Christ. Read a goddamn. book. >> Read a book. >> What do you How do you You don't learn. that. >> Passion will overpower all the. short-term [ __ ]. >> You were saying like passion. >> Well, that's the thing. That's what I'm. specifically saying is that this. passion, this fiery moment, the.

honeymoon phase will end. and then nothing's left that started. with cheating, trust issues along the. way. Nothing's there. >> I want to make this. >> free housing and free money. >> That's all there is. >> I don't want her money, though. >> Uh-huh. >> No. If I really wanted her money, I. would ask her all the time to pay off my. car. I would always ask her to buy me. booze. I don't I'm not going to do that. >> Why boo? How do you guys drink a lot? >> Uh, and a little above average, but you.

know, who's counting? >> Well, this relationship's going to go. down in flames. >> Yeah, we're also blue collar. So, I. mean, >> what? >> That's a terrible excuse. >> I come from a brown color family. >> Oh my god. >> What? >> Everyone drinks. Every a lot of most. blue people. >> The ages you guys are for drinking has. fallen off the cliff dramatically. >> Wait, really? >> Yes. Really? >> Yeah. I think. >> Gen Z adults. Yes. >> Really? I just smoke more. >> I'm sorry. Just because you're an. alcoholic doesn't mean everyone else. around you is. Just because you're a.

cheater doesn't mean everyone else. around you is. Just because you're a. liar doesn't mean everyone else around. you is. >> That's not how this world works. >> Yeah. All right. >> Read a book. >> Read a book. >> A good one. >> Yeah. >> Okay. What do we think uh combined. financial score is? I mean, I don't. advise combining, but if that's your. guys' entire goal, sure, I'll meet you. there. But am I doing separate budget or. budget together? What are we trying to. do, guys? Where where am I going from. from here? >> Actually asking, are you willing to do. both just to see where we're kind of at. or would you.

>> separately or together? >> I I mean both separately and then we do. the together budget. >> I want I want us to eventually come. together. I mean we don't split. >> Well, maybe it should be together. >> Okay. What do we think our household. financial score is together then? 0 to. 10. >> I actually meant to take that test. before this, but. >> what do you think it is? >> Yeah, that didn't happen. >> Two. >> I was going to say two. 1.5. That test. is at caleb hammer.com. Get your Hammer. financial score for free. See where you. stand in the world of money, where. you're doing poorly, where you're doing. great, what you have to do to get from.

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Dollarise.com link below or just. download the app. Be very pretty. What. are you doing after this, >> dude? Yeah, you're rough, man. >> Aaron, >> what. trying to read the book? This freak was. obsessed with you during high school. Why the did you go back? >> Yeah, I'm kind of surprised about that, too. >> He's my best friend. He was my best. friend in high school. >> Tell you what, I'm really lucky for this. one. >> This is good [ __ ]. >> Sorry, you guys go do your thing.

>> Dude, I do not Whoa. What is this. personality call? I've met a few people. like this douchebag. It's like the. worst. No, it's not douchebag. You're. not a douchebag. You're like, dude, you're there's something wrong with you. >> Appreciate it. And you're like putting. on like a your life is a performance. It's so weird. What is this? >> Yes. >> What is this? Brandon Lindsay. >> Oh [ __ ] Hey guys. >> We all know things like this. >> Obnoxious. Oh, a performative like. cringe lord. Redditor. Redditor. Oh. yeah. >> Oh [ __ ] You a bard?

>> You a bard, bro? >> You're doing it still. >> Yeah, he doesn't know. It's It's all. >> No one knows. >> Did you make this yourself? I've never. like I mean I I can I guess I can be. kind of like a verbal bully. I've never. wanted to be a physical bully, but I. kind of want to kick your ass right now. Now, I don't think I'd necessarily be. able to, but I really feel the there's I. think some natural evolutionary instinct. to like. you like to. >> like harm you. >> Do you like Caleb Smash? You feel like. doing the whole I am nowhere near a cool.

individual, [laughter]. but you are just. what you are, man. It's just you are. Reddit born. Please tell us what a bard. is. Everyone is typing in the document. curious cuz no one knows what this is. I. honestly I don't know what that means. >> I don't know what that just making [ __ ]. up. >> No, that's an actual term on Reddit. I. don't. >> You are a Redditor. [screaming]. Oh, we're camping. No, >> with this gauges and everything. We knew. it. >> I'm not an actual Redditor. If anything, I'll look.

>> You're an elder millennial Redditor. >> No, no, no, no. I will look [ __ ] up. >> So, I'm playing Dark Souls. I'll look. [ __ ] up on like where's this boss? this. and that. Reddit always has the answers. You have one problem currently that. someone had 10 years ago, there was. always an answer on that specific. goddamn problem. >> What's a bard? >> I don't know. I got it from. >> What did they have the answer for that? >> They could. >> Why don't you look it up real quick? You. got the little fancy uh. >> the btard frequent of 4chan's notorious. random image board. >> You think that's what Brandon is?

>> Is it 4? SHE YES, IT IS. Let's go into the first. one. Should we look at your Reddit. history? >> No. [laughter]. >> It's hot in here. Can I uh. >> Can I go make a call? >> Stop. [laughter]. >> It's very hot. >> Is it a joke? >> It's very a joke. >> It's very hot. >> Just doing like elder Millennial. performance. Cringe Lord Predator. >> It's very hot right now. >> And you like this. And you you get this. gets you wet. This is like that's.

impressive. My days apparent your. biological. This is It's very He is Elder Millennial. Cringe Lord. Everyone look at the shirt. >> What? Oh, yeah. I just thought I'd You. know, >> dude. >> Oh. Oh, thank you so much. I appreciate. >> Oh, there's a ponytail. I never even saw. that. >> A ponytail. >> No, it's braided. >> I braided his hair before we came on. this, >> bro. Oh my god. >> You got long hair. You know, sometimes. if I want to make it easier for her when. she pulls my hair, you know. Listen, I.

I'm okay saying that I I won't get. cancelceled saying this cuz you're a. white man, but we need to put people. like you in a camp. This [ __ ] is Dude, we need. >> Wait, is it for concentration? >> Yeah, kill me now. Any. >> That's what I was advocating for in. Minecraft. So, whose card is this? This. venture one. >> Mine. >> Okay. >> He doesn't have any one that makes. money. What the is wrong with you? It's. red, which means what is it? What does. he mean? There's fees being What the is. wrong with you, Stacy? What the possible.

is wrong with you? >> I I didn't have a debit card for a. little bit when I when I left the house. I didn't have a debit card. Yeah. >> Why? >> I took I just time. What do you Huh? >> I I didn't Apple Pay. >> I I didn't have I don't have Apple Pay. >> Apple use Apple Pay. >> What? >> Apple. >> Okay. >> Isn't that Isn't that. >> Yes. You're a Redditor Android user. We. know who you are. >> I use Reddit. I just use it for the. answers. Jesus. >> Me look at your history.

>> I can't log in. >> What? >> Damn. Yeah. Crazy [ __ ] Actually, you. know, >> you're so cooked right now. >> Crazy as [ __ ] You know, they actually. like just deleted the app. It's the. whole thing. >> Anyways, what happened was I just. quickly left the house. I took half the. money out of the bank account and then I. didn't open a bank account. >> I was thinking I hate him. He He's the. worst. I get that a lot. >> He's the worst human I've ever met. I've. said that a few times, but you are still.

beat. >> No, you're the worst. >> Top five. >> Number one. >> When I say the worst, it means the. worst. >> Yes. >> So, yes. What's happening with Stacy. girl? >> I I took all the money or pause again. I'm sorry. I did ask you and then I. interrupted you immediately. Okay, >> Stacy. As a girl, I I must advocate for. you. >> Save your girls. This This is when you don't talk. The. Listen, it's fun right now. This cannot.

be the guy you're with. I don't I don't. I don't ever say this in like actual. reality, but I'm saying this in reality. right now. This is not the guy to be. with. It's fun. He was high school. You're a part of friend groups. You. probably You got some good things in. common. Congratulations. You got one. that cleans. Wonderful. You can get a. lot of those. Sounds like you had a. shitty ex. No, just because the ex was. shitty, don't settle with this blue sky. dredditor freak cringe. Lord Melina, please. Please, you can do so much. better. Stacy, you can do so much. better. You You can go get a solid five.

out of 10. That's going to be so much. better than this guy. >> You have no idea. >> [ __ ] Am I a six? >> I feel like he's No one's going to be as. funny as him. >> I knew it was coming. I knew I was going. to say if you said it, you'd come. I. knew you were going to go there. You are. the most predictable, pathetic mother. >> That ain't coming. >> Stacy, please. >> Please leave this man. >> Stacy, there is a gorgeous man named. Mark right behind you that is 10 times. better. 10 times better than this. pathetic individual. Very hot, by the.

way, I will say. >> Oh my god. >> Put a crush on everybody in here. >> You got to pop a blood vessel. >> Mark, you got Lindsay. >> No, no, no. >> You're my biggest crush near you. >> Is it that good? Is the dick that good? It has to be. There is nothing else that. makes sense. >> I'm not angry about it. >> That has to be it. [laughter]. >> I'm not mad. >> at that [ __ ] crazy style. >> Dude, >> 5 months you're going to be 15 months. in. >> Dude, you might be the first guest on.

the show that kills herself. Oh my god. >> I don't want you to. You need to leave. this. [laughter]. >> Now she'll she'll kill me before she. does herself. I mean, that's just. mandatory [ __ ]. >> I don't want to look at him. Like I've. never had to struggle. I can't I'm sure. I have. >> He's cute. I think he's cute. >> It's It's not It's not a matter of. looks, dude. It's just It's personality. It's the worst personality I think I've. been around. Um, leave him. Okay. So, what what's. happened with this? Listen, no matter.

how bad you are, I will actually just. permanently feel bad for you because. you're with him. So, I won't even yell. at you for this. What's going on? >> So, just to kind of like re restart my. story, I I left the house before my. husband got home. So, leave the house. permanently [laughter]. >> very soon. >> I took half the money out of our bank. account and for a little bit I didn't. have a debit card because I was just. kind of like fight or flight like get. out of there. >> You need to fight or flight get the out. of this relationship. >> Fight and flight from everything. But um.

yeah, for what's about a month I'd say. maybe like 3 weeks I didn't have a debit. card. So like I you know I put I paid a. lot of stuff with cash. I put a lot of. stuff on the credit card. I needed stuff. for the apartment because we really. didn't have much furniture. Oh, well, we. got all of our old stuff, but you know, we need like a couch and like kitchen. stuff, so I just put everything on the. credit card. >> Do you still want to do that boneless. couch [ __ ] [gasps]. >> I don't think now is the time to talk. about a boneless couch. >> Yeah, fair enough. It's fair. It's fair. >> Um, but yeah. Or is or is that one the.

one I put my lawyer fees on? I think. that's what capital. >> I don't know. I don't know. How would I. know? I'm not the guy who spent [ __ ] on. this. I don't see I don't see your. entire purchase history of your life. I. see the last month. And what does last. month say? It says past due. Why are you. past due? >> I don't think it was past due. >> Okay, you were past due. Stacy, are you. were past due? If it says past due, it. means past due. Past d is past. It's. right there. That it's late. You. >> not maybe not credit statement late, but. it is past due. >> I didn't I didn't think about it at the. time. I was going through what were you.

going through going through a lot. You. were with him. You're going through a. lot daily. I get it. I understand. >> Take that one. >> Well, in the very beginning, I was. sleeping on the floor of the apartment. and you weren't moved in yet. That was. pretty hard. >> Air mattress. >> Pretty sad. >> Air mattress. Not any better. Uh yeah, I'll take that one on the. >> And at that time, I didn't work for like. a month. I took a break. I was going through a. lot. I needed a break. >> Are you getting madder and madder? >> No, I'm not getting I I'm just honestly.

I'm shutting down. I'm shutting down, man. You're just. >> You want I just need you to stop. talking. I would like to continue with. her. This is like Oh my goodness. >> You want to kiss a little? >> You've been late two months this year. >> Yeah. >> WHY? >> I. >> two months this year as of a couple. months ago, meaning it's probably been. worse at this point. Stacey, what the. are you doing? Is this why you're. actually with him? Because you wouldn't. be able to survive on your own? Cuz. you're right. I don't think you'd be. able to. Not if you're behind on credit.

cards. If that's actually the reason, tell me afterwards when he's not here. and we can rescue you cuz you need to. get the away from this loser. do not. have kids with him. If this is the. reason, I understand it. That is a valid. reason to feel that way. Feel. >> I I can't I can't give you a good reason. why I was passed to. >> This is the reason you won't leave. >> Stacy, is it please? No, you can tell me. afterwards. I get it. I get it. I. wouldn't say it on camera either. Tell. me afterwards and we'll get you a hotel.

for a month or something, dude. We get. you out of this. We got to get you out. of this. >> We got to get you out of this, man. Discover it. What's going on? >> My discover card is the one I put. >> I'm sorry. No, I didn't even say the. balance for the last one. So distracted. by this creature. >> Okay. Uh, okay. Venture one. You owe. $9,518.33. Yeah. And you're behind a couple months. It's probably like a normally like 250.

payment, I'm going to say. But of. course, you're behind. You're getting. fees added. Interest is acuring. It. takes 26 years to pay off. If you're. still with him at that point, you will. have lived the worst life. >> I need you can have a better life. It. must be hard because you guys have a. shared friend group, right? >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] So, you can't you can't because if. you leave and then the finances are. harder and that [ __ ] then a [ __ ]. >> Oh, and then the friend group. Oh, what have you done to yourself?

>> You didn't have to do this. You should. not have mixed You should not have mixed. fun and friends. It's a mess. It all explodes in the end. [gasps]. >> Well, to be fair, I don't talk to a lot. of the people, honestly. >> Good. So, it doesn't matter. Please go. on. >> I kind of hate everybody. I'm fine. >> This is true. >> Surprised you don't hate me. I mean, Jesus Christ. >> You let [clears throat] me come out of. the show wearing a shirt that says pee. pe poo poo poo poo pee pe poo poo. I. mean me, man. Like, this is bad. I'm.

getting audible reactions from people. behind you that are shaking their head. No, you are. >> Nobody likes you. [laughter] I'm so. sorry to say this. This is so mean, but. nobody likes you. That's too mean. No, no, no. That's like too mean. Honestly, it's really fair. Like, >> no, no, no, no. Pause. Like, I call. people and [ __ ] and all this stuff, but. it's always cheeky and it's always it's. with fun when when I say nobody likes. you, I mean it. And that's like that I. that feels too mean. That feels too. mean. Like I feel bad.

>> No, I feel No, no, no. I feel bad. Let. me feel bad. Shut up. You can't tell me. how I feel. I feel bad. >> Take it. >> Okay, never mind. >> What? >> No, nothing. >> What's up, honey? Can you join me for. the second half of this? I just need I. need someone to bounce it out. I need. just a normal guy. Oh, >> you're like the embodiment of like. honey, I'm good. Should not. >> Yes. got to go through life with a good. attitude or try to. >> I'm technically a millennial by like a.

year and I'm okay with it. I have no. problem with my generation or the. generation below me, your generation. But I have a problem with you. You. >> I love you, Papa Hammer. >> [ __ ] dude. Brandon, I can't I can't Yes. >> I can't. >> let it flow. >> What do How do you actually feel about. this? I have to know. You had to be just. struggling right now. >> I do feel a little tense. This is a. little hard. >> A little a little. >> Well, this guy is doing this. He's.

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description below to see your. personalized offers or go to caleb.com. And remember, you still got to do the. work. That's Well, what is he like. normally? Please, just maybe you could sometimes. we do guest translations. Translate for. me what the [ __ ] I'm trying to say cuz I. don't even know what I'm trying to say. I'm I'm shutting down here out of just. millennial cringe. Please, please. >> You have very pretty eyes. >> I'm going to write down some numbers. Please do some things to translate for.

me. >> You, sir, >> yes, >> are incredibly cringy. >> That's fair. >> You're coming across like a 4chan. Redditor. Crossbreed. >> Yes. >> Not a compliment. >> Good. How should he behave? adult. Like a normal adult, you say, Caleb, you have a really good point. there. >> I will take that into heavy. consideration. >> Okay. >> Are you tense enough? What advice would. you give for him? Cuz uh I mean.

Brandon's a cool dude. He, you know, >> uh he he's also friends with his high. school people, but you know, they're. they're cool people. Uh it's they're. probably everything you wish you were. I'll be honest. What advice would you. give for this man so that he could act. just like a normal person. >> cuz he [ __ ] needs it? >> What I recommend, >> all right, >> is you try to do something cool after. high school. >> so that you don't have to keep. referencing high school. >> Elaborate. >> like okay like you.

commit crime and then. >> right. >> work for the maintenance. >> Mhm. But if you didn't do that, you. could do something really, really, really cool and level up and then you. could impress her as opposed to. embarrass. the millions. >> You know what? Honest answer. You make a very good point. >> Then why do you keep behaving this way? >> I ain't going to lie, man. Show. >> I'm pretty goddamn nervous. I'm about to. piss my pants. >> It's okay to be nervous. Everyone's. nervous who comes on the show. That.

happens three to four times a week. Every upload you see is nervous people. People don't act like you. >> Fair. And she says, "This is you doing. well." She said, "He's doing well.". >> I think I'm doing well. >> Okay. >> Really appreciate that. [laughter]. >> You're doing it again. >> You do make a good point. >> What is this? >> What? WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THAT? We keep. calling it Reddit and maybe that's what. it is, but like what is that? Nobody. >> at this point. It's Twitter. I mean, Jesus Christ. [snorts]. >> I don't have a Twitter. I don't.

>> Okay, that's fine. You're saying he's. doing well. What is he like normally? This is a personality audit real quick. for the last 10 minutes. >> I mean, he's usually like that. He's. pretty Yeah, >> this is a normal occurrence. >> I'd say it's pretty normal. It's pretty. on brand for him. >> [ __ ] [sighs]. Okay. >> It's never boring. It's never boring. >> I think we would prefer boring. >> Boring. >> I think boring. If that if the. alternative is boring, >> that sounds kind of sick.

>> You know, how about how about we do. this? Can I throw a genuine suggestion. out there? How about I do. >> genuinely 5 minutes of boredom and then. we can see the difference? Does that. sound good? >> I don't know about boredom. I just want. you to act normal. No. So, >> okay. So, 5 minutes of normaly. How. about that? >> Normaly would be great. Why don't you. just act like a human? Yes. You don't. have to be cringe Reddit 4 freak. Got. it. >> What in life? It's a personality audit. I'm just telling you to [ __ ] do. again. I am not a perfect embedment of.

just like I just saw a shirt. Oh [ __ ]. Really? I'm just so proud of it. Did you see. that? Oh my. >> I tie-dyed it semi-reently. [screaming]. >> Oh, he did his own tie dye. >> Oh, she helped me with that. >> Do not neighbor. >> I thought we had 5 minutes of normal. >> I I'm being genuine. >> No, I know you're being genuine. >> All right. You know what? 5 minutes of. normaly starts now. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> Y we'll start it now. >> Sure. Why not? >> Okay. Okay. Who's to discover it? Who.

Who is it? >> Me. [laughter]. >> Okay. What the is wrong with you? What. is wrong with you? I get it. I'd be c. spending like crazy. >> Amazon. Amazon. Yeah. That that has all my Amazon. purchases on it. >> He has a gun, right? >> He does. Yeah, I have one, too. >> It is locked. It is back at home locked. in a gun safe. >> Does that say security pocket? Who has. access to the safe? >> Just me. And. >> that's the problem. I She That's where I. keep all my That's not my concern. Yours.

is in your safe. >> You have access to it. >> My own safe. Yes. >> Can we please make sure you have no. access to any weapon that can be put in. a mouth? >> Okay. >> In the future because I don't know how. long you're going to be on this earth. >> I like to think that's a reasonable. request. >> Okay. >> 5 minutes of normaly. >> We We made it now. >> We made it 90 seconds. >> We made it 90 seconds. >> God damn it. >> We should start a timer. >> I can do that. >> Should I [laughter] do that? All right. >> Amazon. Amazon. Amazon. Amazon. Google.

Okay. Let's just show me your Amazon, dude. What the. >> hers? >> Shut your dick. Are you the upgrade? Are. you this guy? Is this you? Is this you? >> Is this you? >> No. >> I think that's your. I think that's my CLA. Is that Or. >> Yeah, probably. Give me your Amazon. >> Okay. Okay. Amazon. You just You want me to take it to. orders? >> Yeah. Show me your Amazon. Amazon. Thank you. They are an Android.

household. I consult two things in the. car. Let's see. >> That means nothing to me. >> It's cool. >> Shut up. You have a girl [ __ ] thing. Okay, maybe you guys are made for each. other. My goodness. I just I don't. understand. Why' you want Let's go back. to your just your absolute dream. >> Okay. >> High school. Why did you want her so. bad? What was like What are you [ __ ]. gooning? So, I'm going to give you a. general or genuine answer. No [ __ ]. >> Why would you [ __ ] me? >> Because I've been me the whole time. So,

>> he's been me the whole time. So, be you. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm being me. So, I. really was into her in high school. because we shared a lot of general. interest that I didn't really have in. common with a lot of people. Uh, her. knowledge on like retro gaming stuff was. she was the one other person who could. really go toe-to-toe with me on it. We. agreed on a lot of philosophies and. whatnot and I'd like to think we still. have the same outlook on life. >> What is that? I need to know. What are.

people like you even believing these. days? >> Uh just as is that a broad question or. >> outlook on life. >> Okay. Um. don't be a dick. I mean. >> kind of a dick but I have too. But. that's my show. Continue. Um. >> also the cheating thing. Not great. lying. Not good. Continue. You're. breaking your policy. Continue. What's. your outlook? That is pretty policy. breaking. Um, I mean just in general. like. live your life how you want. We're not. all here for a long time but a fun time. And.

>> you guys have a very unique time. You're. right. No one else believes those. things. Don't be a dick and live life. >> Okay. You would have never met anyone. else who thought that. I don't know. Politics. >> I don't like doing politics. It's just. gets [ __ ] money. >> Doing it. You don't have beliefs. >> I don't sorry I don't like discussing. politics in general. They get. >> We're not going to discuss to say what. your beliefs are. >> Perfect. Just what I believe. >> What are your beliefs? >> Uh.

core core core. >> Okay. Core beliefs. Um I I think taxes. are fair to a certain extent as long as. they're not ridiculous. I want to keep. my gun. Don't take away my land. That's. all. >> [ __ ] He's more libertarian, but he. seems like. >> leftist millennial. I'm so confused. >> Is that libertarian? >> Yeah. >> Oh. Oh, okay. Is that anti-government? Like, wait, you don't even know where. your political beliefs. I I just. consider myself independent. I don't. like picking aing side, to be honest. >> I think we're educated enough to have an. opinion.

>> You know what? Keep that and don't vote. Yeah. [sighs]. >> Okay. Okay. Yeah. You're buying a lot of. kids things. You have a kid? >> No, but it's for my nephew's birthday. >> He just turned two. >> I don't even care about this anymore. >> He just turned two. >> I'll be honest. A lot of houses. >> That was quick. Yeah. Oh, >> ticket master. >> Ticket master. >> Okay. Ticket master. and sons of monsters and men. >> No money. We had to see him.

>> That was so good. >> That was a fun concert. >> That was so fun. Oh my gosh. He killed. it. >> Reddit. >> You should have seen his all. >> You are right. I like him as a I think I. like him as a dude. I don't know. We. texted a couple times. He almost came on. the show. Like I have nothing against. it, but you guys are just Why are you. the most stereotypical. people ever? Like the whitest kids. >> Okay. >> You didn't say. >> Oh, fair enough. >> Also, some of that is probably Everclear.

and. >> Oh, yeah. >> I buy direct glasses. That's fine. Listen, that's not the issue. The issue. is uh. >> Is that where you got these from? >> Oh, that Yeah. >> Yeah, the glasses. That's where she got. from the glasses place. >> Thank you. >> Okay. $9389 is your minimum there. $250.73 is your payment plan. >> It's very durable calculator. Shut up. Fair enough. >> Thank you, Brandon. I appreciate you.

And that's you you are you you are my. translator here cuz that's exactly what. I was thinking. [sighs]. That's that's exactly what I was. thinking. You can also translate my. desire to kick his ass if you ever feel. like it. I I think that's pretty. straightforward. >> Yes. I would just like to see it happen. >> Yes, sir. >> I did not say that. I did not think. that. >> No, we you thought it. >> Okay. A car, I think, is what I'm seeing. here. >> Yeah. >> Of 20,000. It was a $20,000 car. >> Oh, okay. So, it's my turn. Yes, it is a.

uh Toyota Camry SE. So, 2021. >> Has it not been your turn this entire. episode? >> No. You've been speaking the entire. time. >> Yes. >> You're [ __ ]. >> You're Toyota Camry. Yes. >> How do you feel about the word? >> I don't give a [ __ ] Words are words, man. >> Yeah, he does. No. Okay. Okay. >> You could call me the most up [ __ ] you. really want. At the end of the day, I. could really give a [ __ ] how you feel. about me. What I care about. >> You could give a [ __ ]. >> No, I I don't give a [ __ ] Oh, sorry.

Um, I could not give a [ __ ] about how. you really feel as long as you're just. honest with it. You can call me the most. up [ __ ] to my face and I'll shake your. hand afterwards. >> I'm not touching you. >> Yeah, I don't blame you. >> I washed my hands though after I pissed, so don't worry. So, you should blame me. then. >> about Wait, what? >> Why talk about washing my hands after. you? >> I mean, then, you know, why like. wouldn't he want to shake your hand? >> Yeah, >> he doesn't have to shake my hand. >> I Okay, >> at the end of the day, >> but I'll I'll go out and offer you a. handshake. >> No. No. >> Well, there you go. See,

>> I love you. >> So, yeah, about the car. Um, pretty much. what happened with that is I got a. >> Why do you keep saying that you love me? Well, him. >> me. >> But him. I desire touch. >> Dude, >> you don't have to be with him. You. really don't. There are every apparently. not a small town. Lots of other people. you went to high school with if that's. the requirement. >> A lot of gross people there. >> Example a. >> uh I'm from Snomish at that you. Yeah.

Okay, I'll take that. So yeah, I got the. >> What the did you just say? >> I got the car. >> No, what did you just say? That was a. That wasn't English. >> Yeah, it wasn't going to make sense. See, I'm from Snowomish. That's what you. said. There is your transition. >> A different town. >> Yeah. >> Like we care? >> No. >> Oh my dude. >> So, should I go into the car or do you. do you want Okay, cool. So, I had a. highend day Elantra. It was 2016, couple. years back. That got totaled. Wasn't my. fault. Car was parked. Someone backed.

into it. Knocked it 10 ft. >> Um, so the insurance policy I had cuz it. was full coverage. Enterprise gave me a. loner. It was the same car I have now. I. love that car. great and reliable. Uh. went to Enterprise then put a or I got. it on a zero down loan because I didn't. have the money at the time and still. paying it off. >> Why'd you have to say all that to say. you got a zero down loan car? >> I'm just lord dumping, man. I mean, what. do you want me to. >> What [screaming] it had nothing to do. with anything? I don't need [laughter].

>> to tell you about my current car. Now, do I have to tell you about my first car. I got from my [ __ ] family? I would. have asked how you got it to be fair. >> IT WOULDN'T HAVE STARTED BACK WITH MY. PREVIOUS CARS. I WOULD HAVE just said I. went to the dealership and purchased. >> Is this the part where you translate for. him or shut up? >> Thank you. >> I don't think that car is worth it. >> Yeah, it is. It's worth 19,000. You owe. 19,800. So, what I would actually do is.

sell it and borrow $11,000. Get a. $10,000 car. Use the one and pay it off. >> Do you want a truck? >> But honestly, I don't give a [ __ ] Can. I? But I I don't care. [laughter] For. what it's worth, this actually sucks to feel. And I think. I have felt it counted on one hand in. the How many episodes have we uploaded? >> Over 500. >> Um, and I can count on one hands people. that like, hey, you can do that, but if.

you don't, like I don't give a. >> I just don't care if it doesn't work. It's just like I care about you cuz. you're a person. >> Unfortunately, you're not. >> Yeah. >> So, it's just like, okay, you got it 88%. Sucks for you, man. >> Yes. >> Do something with it. I don't know. I. >> think I got it at 630 credit. >> I don't care. Is that another story? I. don't. Please don't tell me. >> No, just comment. >> When I ask your credit score, is it.

going to be what your first credit score. ever was when you first saw it? Sorry, I'm being mean. Okay, I got to stop. Colton, I'm being mean. I'm sorry. Please, I'm being mean. Please, Lindsay, Ma, everyone, audience, I'm sorry. I'm. trying to. You don't know if Go to go to. like a a like I am a nerd. I'm a nerd. I. like going to like the the board game. places that you can like play things. I. like that. That's fun. But just go to. one. Find the most millennial looking. individual, sit across from him for an. extra for an hour, 30 minutes, which is.

what I've done right now, and you will. you will understand the feeling that I'm. having. played Yu-Gi-Oh. >> Shot your face. >> Who has Wells Fargo? >> I have Wells Fargo. >> Okay. You have a lot of money in there. 5,000. That's good. Well, [ __ ] Nope. Nope. Nope. That's savings. Well, which. is that's good. Well, no, it's not. [ __ ] cuz it went down from 7,500. >> You're taking out 2,000. >> Yeah. To fix my car. >> Okay, that is what savings is for. I can. appreciate that. But checking went down. from 2,400 to 546. And you're getting.

Mexican food. Steam purchase [ __ ]. You're going to gas station getting some. [ __ ] What are you going to the gas. station getting some [ __ ]. >> Probably a Celsius. >> Yeah, you are. Okay. Brandon was already. looking. He knows what's coming. We all. know what's coming. >> Right on. Q. >> They're good. >> You don't deserve it. No. You know what? No. No. No. No. No flavor for them. Get. Gamer Subs. It's 40 cents a serving. after my discount code. You just ruined. it. You were going to get a free tub. which would be 40. Well, actually 0. cents deserving because it' be free. Get. your free samples. Use my code Caleb. Link in the description below. It's. better than energy drinks. Cough. You.

get nothing. Fair enough. I might sneak. one to you afterwards. You get nothing. Oh, >> I appreciate. Okay. >> Blazing paddles. >> Blazing paddles. >> Blazing paddles. You can say it again, too, if you want. >> Oh, blazing paddles. No, not you. You. >> I don't know what that is, honestly. >> You spent $34 there. >> I Yeah, I couldn't tell you. >> Quiet now. >> Shut up. >> Who's. >> He's just making a dumb joke.

>> Inside joke. Oh, that's a great place to. do it on a podcast with people you don't. know in front of millions of people. You. are a gem. >> I thought so, too. Eh, depend depending on your views. How. did you. >> still. >> Oh, my mom was on meth when she had me. >> Oh, >> yeah. >> Yeah. Hey, see there you go. >> Collective. Yeah. See, now it makes. sense. >> Yeah. Yeah. Ice was crazy in Hawaii.

>> Let's move on [laughter]. >> to getting more [ __ ] and selling on. money and getting more [ __ ] and high. halfp price books. Oh, that's where. you're going and making out with your. ex. That's great. And go and get into. [ __ ] Get some [ __ ] McDonald's. Get into [ __ ] Faux. Get into f. razzles. >> Good. >> Razles for $128. Razles. >> Razzles. Did we go to Razles? >> What's Rzzles? I don't know what it is. What is Raz? >> It's like Yeah. >> Well, you spent a lot of money there. >> That was the night we had our big fight. >> Parking. Yeah. Uh, cookies, I think. Oh, that's where you confess to being a. criminal, of which we will never know.

more about. And looks likely worse than. it is. Hopefully, except with you, maybe. not. >> Maybe it is worse than it looks. Uh, Spencer's gifts. Fantastic. [laughter]. [gasps]. >> [ __ ] Susy. Okay. [ __ ]. [ __ ] Listen, you're spending a lot. of money on I'm just It's just so much. money. It's so stupid. I'm just I'm just. kind of done. Like, I don't I don't. care. I don't care. I don't like you. guys. I mean, you're okay. I really. don't like you. Fair statement. >> Am I Can I Okay, I need a vote cuz I'm. going to be actually mean for a second,

but I need to vote whether or not I. should actually be mean cuz I'm one of. those people that doesn't have a filter, but I'm actually filtering myself right. now, which is weird and I don't like it. So, I want permission. Uh, raise your. hand if I should be very mean. >> Uh, you have a vessel. >> Two two out of three. Okay. [ __ ] Three. out of three. Yeah, it was two out of. five, then it became three out of five. Okay. So, I got the majority support to. be mean. I just want to know what it. feels like on the side because I just. I would like to just know. Listen again. Um I'm all ears. Erin, if you could just.

confess you were surrounded by 1 2 3 4 5. 6. How do you How does it feel to be. surrounded by a room of people that. legitimately look down on you and don't. like you, which no other guest in this. show has ever experienced? How does it. feel to actually be hated by everyone in. this room right now? >> I don't really give a [ __ ]. >> Really? >> Yeah. Everyone's got views, man. Like. >> this isn't views. This is just your. personality that people have witnessed. And everyone's been sighing and moaning. for an hour and 31 minutes and shaking. their heads. >> And I mean, no one in here, not even you.

obviously, has to like me. I don't care. >> I'm just asking how it feels. Nothing. No. Are you sure you can't reflect on. it? >> And try to just like. >> I'll reflect on it later for sure. But. like right now, just in the moment, I. don't really care. If anything, I feel. like I have to take a piss. But, you. know, >> I know we'll get there. >> We'll get there. We'll we'll let you. drain it. Thank you. Drain the main. vein. >> What are you going to say now? It's a. floater. Are you going to say that next? >> No, but that's a good one. >> Oh, >> not really. Um,

>> you said it. >> Oh, okay. >> I was asking if you're going to do that. next. Is this Navy. >> locking in? Yes, that's mine. >> Well, you're spending a lot of money on. [ __ ] And honestly, keep doing that. I don't care. Cool. >> Good luck. It's It's [ __ ] It's. [ __ ] He'sing up his entire life. Do. any of us give a [ __ ] I don't think so. It's [ __ ] It's [ __ ] It's. [ __ ] It's [ __ ] Okay, Hammer. Financial Score. Um, go take a piss and. go off. And I cannot wait for the poster.

to be done so I never have to see you. again. That's your Hammer Financial. Score. Go yourself. Please go pee. That's That's actually a request. >> Please never be in front of me. >> um ever again. Oh, he's tripping. He. can't even stand. >> his ponytails out of the way. His. [clears throat] ass crack. >> Okay, we're actually going for a second. I know it was. This is pathetic. Please, please, please. Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay, can you. please just come sit here for a second. if you. Colton, can you just come here for a. little bit?

>> Yeah. Can you just go share this mic. with me? >> Fine. Thank you. >> Please just sit down for a second. Maybe. this is being Can you It is Can should. she leave him? >> How are you feeling? Yes, you should. But how are you feeling? But you know. what's [clears throat] going to happen. during the post show, right? [gasps and sighs]. >> Oh. >> Huh? >> Yeah. >> Wait. Oh, >> what's. >> happening in the post show? >> I don't. >> I do. >> Okay. But but before that, before that, ladies and gentlemen, I just need to.

know. >> Should she leave him? >> Listen, despite looking. >> too much information. >> I know too much. >> Despite looking like a beef finished on. your chest, you have a lot of really. redeeming qualities. >> Tattoo. >> Okay, guys. I'm talking about just for. the sake of her. >> Yes. Oh, in the post show. >> Okay. Well, he's not here in the post. show. She's going to. >> pop. What's happening? >> Um, >> should we say it? >> Yeah. >> Do you want. >> I was going to propose. I was going to. get. >> So, this is this is the moment. This is.

the moment [laughter] where we can this. is the moment where we can stop an. actual mistake from happening. Please, Lindsay, girl to girl. >> Okay, >> here's the thing. I. >> 5 months is too soon. [clears throat]. >> And also, please don't do it. [laughter]. was too soon. >> With this man, >> I I would give it some more time. >> with this man. I. >> I think you're caught up in the moment. Also, I understand that ending one. relationship, getting into another. relationship can feel healing. I I You. need more time.

>> You're married. >> Yeah. Still legally. >> Legally. Well, I was I I was planning on. like a long engagement. >> I've met abusive partners that are. better than this man. Here's. the thing. Now I feel nervous. >> What? Wait, are you going to do it? >> Oh, I don't. >> I am heavily advocating for not being. with this guy. He is the most cringe. individual I've ever met and he's. miserable to being around being around. I'm so happy he is taking a piss right. now. >> Now I feel like I need one. Oh my.

goodness. >> Okay. Okay. Um, what's the saying? Cuz I. think people are trying to be a little. nice right now and that's okay. Just can. we can read the room. Raise your hand if. you think she should not be with him. And I'm going to close. >> I I'm not raising my hand. I think you. should wait. >> Is it just It's just me and Brandon. Okay, that's split down the middle. >> Well, I think Ma raised his hand, too. You're a part of this. You want to come. over here? >> No. >> Okay. Um I think you should wait. >> I think you should wait to propose. >> I I personally He's not my flavor.

>> Mhm. >> I think he's being so kind. >> I'm being very kind. Uh I think he's. obnoxious. Yes. But from a casting standpoint, [music]. I 100%. >> producers love people that I hate. So. that's why they give away their hand. >> Somebody that's going to yap on camera. >> They have to be nice. They have to be. nice. >> No, I just I see things differently. [music]. >> Yeah, >> that's all. Um I just think it's too. soon. >> Well, ladies and gentlemen, will it. happen? Will it not happen? You'll. literally find out if you go and join. Hammer Elite right now cuz.

>> you got him a ring. >> Yeah. >> I'll see you there. >> I'm stressed out right now. I don't. know. >> Why are you stressed? >> Well, this is your moment. >> Stacy, is he like this in real life? Does he feel the need to fill every bit. of silence? >> Is it all right if I take a second? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Of course. >> Wa. What's up? >> Oh, no. I just need a moment. >> That's a really nice way of her saying. yourself, dude. >> You hold on to her with your dear life. >> I think I should the Powerball every day. when I. >> keep her because she is the only one. that's going to feel that way.

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