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Cash Patel explains why the FBI is now. cool with recruits who used to bang. their pets. This is just another day. It is a known fact that hearings on. Capitol Hill tend to be hours long. exercises of dull, laborious questioning. met with equally dull and laborious. answers. But today, the congressional. hearing gods smiled upon us. Um, wh what what what about the beastiality?

>> Yes. What about the beastiality? Indeed. Now, if you're as confused as to why. Cash Patel, the director of the FBI, is. being asked for his hot take on the. whole humans banging animals thing, let. me give you some context. The FBI. previously refused to hire job. applicants if they had admitted to. hiring sex workers or stealing from an. employer or engaging in acts of. beastiality. Today, those acts, which. are mostly illegal across the country, are no longer automatic deal breakers. for applicants to the nation's top law.

enforcement agency. That's right. For. far too long, America's Best and. brightest drove right past their local. FBI recruitment centers simply because. they knew that when it came down to that. one question on their application, they. were going to be out of luck. But. thankfully, those dark days are behind. us now. These days, if you work for Cash. Patel, telling people you raw dog a dog. is the second most embarrassing thing. you can share. But let's hear Mr. Patel. address these new FBI standards.

>> Tell me what it said before. It it. automatically disqualified any. individual who participated on either. side of it. Obviously, we are never. going to hire the criminal. >> side of what the beastiality. >> Yes. >> So, you disqualified the animal. >> Well, I don't think we we have great. canines. >> Okay. Now, obviously the FBI director. was making a joke here, which I find. pretty refreshing. I mean, if there's. one thing I've always felt was lacking. at a congressional oversight hearing.

regarding the new inclusion of FBI. recruits who participated in sex acts. with animals, it's humor. But the larger. issue here, besides beastiality no. longer being a non-starter for FBI. recruits, is that this extremely crucial. government agency is struggling to keep. people around. In 2025 alone, the FBI. lost 1,139 special agents. Many agents. quit not wanting to work under such a. weaponized bureau. But many other agents. were fired. And what made Cash think. that those folks were such ill fits for.

his FBI? Turns out, having worked on the. federal investigation into Trump, displaying a pride flag on their desk. and kneeling during a George Floyd. protest in 2020 were all fireable. offenses. Yes. Apparently, the only time. Cash is okay with an agent kneeling is. if they're doing it to wrap their lips. around, you know what? Never mind. And this. struggle to fill positions at the FBI. was front and center at today's hearing. on Capitol Hill. >> When we're having tough time attracting.

agents, good quality agents we all can. trust because so many people fairly or. unfairly think that to order to be an. FBA FBI agent now you your political. point of view matters. Why would you. even get into beastiality? We we are not in to beiality. >> What is it they say about a hit dog. hollering? Although, frankly, that. saying hits a bit differently in Cash. Patel's FBI, I suppose. That's right,

America. It is a whole new FBI under. Cash's watch. In fact, I think it's high. time we changed the agency slogan from. fidelity, bravery, integrity, to the. FBI, forever beastiality inclusive. But. to hear Cash tell it, recruitment at the. FBI isn't an issue at all. >> It has to start with our recruiting. Right. We are losing too many quality. candidate candidates to the rigors of. the requirements from yester year. We've. never had recruiting numbers and.

application numbers this high in the. history of the bureau. We're not. reducing our standards. We're actually. making it harder. >> That's right. As in, it is now harder to. admit you work for the FBI. Honestly, can you imagine how comfortable it must. be to tell someone that you recently got. hired there? Oh, yeah. Like, how. recently? Tell you what, no need to. answer that. Why don't we just do a. quick swing by the dog park and see if. you get an erection? In fact, recruitment at the FBI is such a. non-issue, the agency isn't even trying. to bring people in.

>> FBI officials are taking a proactive. approach to try to fill the ranks. FBI. officials are making a recruiting push. here in 2026 as they look to bring in. more special agents into the mix. >> No day here is the same. Every day is. different. Um there's a wide variety of. things, so you're never going to get. bored here. >> No, you definitely will not. Thanks to. Cash's new hiring standards, even on the. slowest of days, you can always go balls. deep on a German Shepherd. In fact, why. don't we meet some of tomorrow's FBI.

agents today? New tonight at 10, a man. arrested for allegedly having sex with a. cow. The. >> man is behind bars tonight after police. say he sexually assaulted a puppy. This. man was arrested behind me early this. morning. Our cameras were there as he. was walked out in handcuffs. Investigators say he has committed some. horrible, horrible acts. He is now. facing three counts of beastiality. The. victims in this case, man's best friend. Yeah, I think it's safe to say that the.

best friendship between those two is. over. I tend to think that most. friendships go south when the raping. starts. This is insane. Can someone. please explain why? Of all issues facing. the FBI, the standard that recruits not. have engaged in beastiality was the one. issue that needed to be addressed. Applicants who have engaged in. beastiality means they were victims of. beastiality because they were forced to. do so. And at this FBI, we are not going. to criminalize and prevent victims from.

serving the United States of America. and the premier law enforcement agency. in the world. They did that before I. eliminated the bureaucracy that. prevented these great Americans from. serving or at least being considered. from serving and I'm going to continue. to do that. You know, there's been a lot. of talk about how the Trump. administration doesn't give a about. victims of sexual assault, but today. cashel proved them all wrong. Sure, there hasn't been closure or any. semblance of justice for those victims. on Epstein Island, but finally the. second most high-profile victims, those.

victims on the Gopagos Islands, can rest. easy knowing that Cash has their back. Now, obviously, the director caught a. ton of flack for these lack standards at. the agency. But Senator Kennedy wanted. to reassure him that any criticism he. was receiving wasn't personal. >> This is not directed at you, Mr. Director. and and and I I I understand. the game. People try to make you look. bad. >> Yep. We have seen this charade go on a. thousand times. One political party. hauls the other side's director of the. FBI onto Capitol Hill and tries to paint.

them in some negative light all because. they're cool with FBI agents whose. favorite dating app is Petfinder. The. reality is the only reason the FBI. needed to lower their standards is. because the agency is currently being. led by an unqualified, petulant child. Working for the FBI used to be the gold. standard in America. It was an agency. led by people who had the utmost respect. for the rule of law, who prioritized. truth over political pressure, and who. would stop at nothing to crack cases. that could lead to a safer America. But. now, the only cases our FBI director can.

get to the bottom of is a case of. Budweiser. Working for this. administration has become a giant. joke. Prior to this. administration, the FBI hired America's. most intelligent and sophisticated. applicants. But now intelligence and. sophistication has taken a backseat to. pledging allegiance to dear leader. And. that would be bad enough unto itself. But now the job of these FBI recruits. isn't to make America safer or to root. out corruption. It is to engage in. endless campaigns of election denial by. conducting nonsensical raids on election.

centers. It's to try and silence. journalists by subpoenaing them at their. homes. and is to investigate Donald. Trump's political enemies so the DOJ can. prosecute them even though everybody. involved knows they will never be. convicted. Under Cash Patel's. leadership, the FBI has been transformed. from one of America's most louded. government agencies into a global. laughingstock. And this new decree that. recruits can have engaged in human. animal sexual relations only further. exemplifies that. >> We are not into beiality.

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