Kash Patel & Todd Blanche HUMILIATED at their OWN press conference | Another Day

Donald Trump's cabinet officials have. one job, heaping praise onto dear. leader. This is just another day. >> [music]. >> Since today is May Day in America, I. thought it only fitting to pay tribute. to those workers struggling around the. nation. But, I'm not referring to those. underpaid and overworked individuals who. deserve better wages and better. conditions. I'm talking about the other. workers who are struggling to ensure. that Donald Trump knows just how. appreciative of him they are. As to. whether or not I want this job, I did.

not ask for this job. I I love working. for President Trump. It's the greatest. honor of a lifetime. And if President. Trump chooses to. keep me as acting, that's an honor. If. he chooses to nominate me, that's an. honor. If he chooses to nominate. somebody else and I go back to being the. DAG, that's an honor. If he chooses to. nominate somebody else and asks me to go. do something else, I will say thank you. very much. I love you, sir. Oh my god. Ugh. It is so sad to watch this. It's.

like Todd Blanche is the star of his own. rom-com, but it's still the early part. of the movie before he realizes that. he's infatuated with a guy who doesn't. give a about him. Coming this. summer, Guilty of Love and Other Crimes. Yes, recently you may have noticed an. uptick in the Justice Department's. retribution campaign against Donald. Trump's political enemies, and that is. because the people who currently rent. space inside the president's colon are. doing whatever they can to not get. evicted. Right now, Trump's approval. ratings are in the toilet. I'm not sure. if that's related to the sky-high cost.

of gas, Trump's slapdash war with Iran, or his party's willingness to kick more. people off of their health care to pay. for said slapdash war. But, my gut says. that it's related. And so, it is up to. these currently employed sycophants to. cheer this man up. Now, sure, they could. probably just bring him a gift, maybe a. case of his favorite diet beverage, or. as he refers to it, his cancer-killing. bubbly juice. >> Her dad argues that diet soda is good. for him because it kills grass, so. therefore must kill cancer cells inside.

the body. Now, to be fair, he is a. doctor. But, that's not really the true. way to this man's heart. No, if you want. to really lift his spirits, you have to. do his bidding by doubling down on his. authoritarianism. And this week, Mr. Blanche was more than up to the task. Director Comey posted this almost a year. ago. Why bring this case now? Did you. always feel like this was a strong. prosecution or did something change. recently? This This investigation just didn't come. now. It's the result of of of a lot of. work by law enforcement over the past.

year. Yes, that explains why all the. Epstein files still haven't been. released. Blanche put all his top guys. on seashell duty. But, Blanche isn't the. only man who knows that you don't really. get to preserve your plot in Trump's. colon by just doing your job. You keep. it by telling your boss what a great job. he's doing. You saw the best resolve of. American law enforcement because you, Mr. President, inspire them 24/7/365. You see that little love tap from Trump? That's really all Cash wants, and that's. what it's all about. Doesn't matter if.

millions of Americans know that Cash is. incredibly unfit for the job. If that. one American gives him a little prideful. pat on the back, he knows he gets to. stay employed. Well, at least for. another day. And Cash's body might be. keeping it together up there after that. small stroke of validation, but in his. mind, pure bliss. Every single person in Trump's orbit. knows that instead of actually. governing, because what fun is that, the.

president spends his time watching them. on TV to make sure that when they're in. front of the cameras, the compliments. are a-comin'. It is a. personal honor to be able to witness. the way you lead and negotiate. I see it every day behind closed doors. President Trump's fortitude is. unshakable, and his mission is crystal. clear. And I won't even engage with the. level of disparagement that you're. putting on the commander-in-chief who. indeed. is I I mean every I mean Mr. Secretary.

Mr. Secretary, Biden is not the. president. >> insightful commander-in-chief we've had. in generations. Yes, the sharpest, most. insightful commander-in-chief we've had. in generations. We're the only country. that's stupid enough to vote by mail. >> It says MS-13. That was photoshopped. No, no. He had MS as clear as you can be. Not. interpreted. I did pass it and I thought. it was me as a doctor. Can't argue with. those facts. But besides Blanche, Patel, and Hexath, there's another man who.

knows that being second in line to the. presidency means you better be first in. line to brown that nose. President. Trump's policy is most in accord with. Christian Christian social teaching and. with the Catholic faith is that more. than any president of my lifetime, President Trump has pursued a path of. peace. Really? If that's the case, I. think your boss may have accidentally. taken a slight detour onto a different. path. He wrote, quote, "A whole. civilization will die tonight, never to. be brought back again." I always get. confused. Was that Trump or was he just.

quoting Mother Teresa? The reality is. all of this incessant bootlicking by. Donald Trump's minions is nothing more. than his cabinet officials looking for. job security. And in this executive. branch, you don't get that through. competence or by actual results or by. delivering on the promises you made to. the American people, you get it by. sucking up to daddy. What President. Trump has done on border security and. public safety is a national miracle that. will be studied not only for generations.

but for centuries to come. Thank you, President Trump. >> Steve. >> [applause]. >> So, Cash. see if you can top that. I don't know. That's a tough one, Cash. He doesn't even try to hide it. Donald. Trump gets a blow job from Stephen. Miller on national television and. essentially turns to his FBI director to. say, "Hey Cash, now let's see if you can. fit my balls in your mouth." And lest. you think these efforts of flattery are. purely a male-based activity, President.

Trump has been the steady leader our. country needs throughout this entire. endeavor. Trust in President Trump. >> You know, one of the things I love about. President Trump and I think what makes. him such a great leader is that he's so. deeply involved in every decision that. is made, every speech that is written, every executive order that is signed. >> You always want to be the most well-read. person in the room and I try to be every. day. But Donald Trump always is. That. man does not miss a story, let me tell. you. He is always reading the papers and. watching the TV. He doesn't miss.

anything anyone says. Oh, you're telling. me there isn't a single QAnon story that. gets past this guy. These people are. scared shitless that today could be. their last day working for Trump. That. is why they fawn so heavily, why they. passionately kiss his ring, and why this. administration's lawfare has gotten so. egregious because people like Todd. Blasch and Kash Patel know that every. day their jobs are on the chopping. block. Weeks ago, when Donald Trump. fired Kristi Noem, President Trump said. Kristi Noem will be, quote, "Moving to.

be special envoy for the shield of the. Americas." Our new. My apologies. When Donald Trump. relocated Kristi Noem, it was a shot. across the bow to everybody else in his. cabinet, reminding them that they too. are expendable. It was a warning to. those left standing that if they don't. grovel at his feet and do his bidding, they will be unceremoniously discarded. like so many before them. You know, like. how a mob boss operates because next to. waxing poetic over words that you would. find on a third-grader's vocabulary. test, >> word like that, "groceries." It was a.

strange word. I hadn't heard the word in. so long. Donald Trump loves nothing more than. running a fear-based administration and. it's because of that fear that people. outside of his administration are keen. on talking like this. >> Thank God for President Trump and for. the courage and political will to do. what he's doing. Thank you, President. Trump, because without you as our. leader, this would not have happened. Trump is my favorite president. He is. the most active president, the most. energized president, um the most.

successful president, I believe, in my. lifetime. Wow. Something tells me that. Mike Johnson's son just got an alert on. his phone that it's about to be stroke. o'clock. This is not adoration, it is. fear. Because each one of them knows. that if they dare step out of line, they. will meet Trump's wrath. Everyone who. works for this president is more than. happy to ignore the promises he made to. the American people about lowering costs. and making life more affordable, and. instead spend every hour of their day. stroking Donald Trump's ego in the hopes.

that they can survive just one more day. Which looks a lot less like democracy. and a lot more like an autocratic. regime. It is leadership surrounded by. loyal lackeys who will do anything for. dear leader. And as we've seen time and. time again, there is clearly no amount. of incivility, no level of corruption, and no cavalcade of lies too large that. these people will ever be deterred from. proudly proclaiming Thank you very much. I love you, sir. Ew. >> [music]. >> Before you go, I'm very excited to.

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