YOU'RE NOT MY BOYFRIEND | Ep #4 | Bangin' Out w/ Kayla Malecc & Jacob Sartorius

I don't know how I feel about her. So, you get no benefits from Saturn? No. No. Absolutely not. You just like his. energy. Like, he has good aura. Like a. good friend. Come on. He does have good. aura. I'm not going to lie. He has good. aura. He He gives like six. He moss. He. gives he moss. I give I give 6'2, but. I'm actually 5'8. But like, no. But no, but you just you have a confidence. He's. got the aura. That's what I'm saying. I. will say I'm saying it feels like I'm. I'm going I'm the ring cuz he's Saturn. Get it? I want to rap. I want to wrap. around his body.

Oh, I'm psych. Banging out. Welcome back. to the Banging Out podcast. We're going. to be banging out tonight. Oh, you didn't. All right, [ __ ] it. Let's go. That put it in an edit and. send it to me. Oh god. Um, yeah, we're. back. It feels good. It does. We were. here like two days ago. We've been. filming a lot lately. A lot. because I'm. going to Nashville for court. You are? How do you feel? Really scared because.

Oh, I don't even know if I can say this, but it's rumored out anything. I'll. leave it in. It's rumored that he is. planning to flee Nashville um before. court and he he has my address. Somebody. sent it to him, so I'm kind of scared, but you know, hopefully he shows up and. Yeah. Wow. We'll get into that. Anyways, and you said that uh Miss Miss Charlie. Dilio was there for you. Oh my god, she. was She sent you a nice DM. Am I allowed. to like I can share it, right? I think.

so. You don't have to like say the. details, but Okay. But I think you could. just say um like the premise of it. Yeah. She was super nice. She heard. about what was going on with what you. just mentioned. And Charlie came up to. me at Coachella, gave me a hug, whatever. I talked about that like two. episodes ago. Yesterday, posted a video. talking about how this girl gave my. address to my ex, which we'll get into. later. She's like a crazy stalker. you. And um Charlie saw that video within the. first five minutes. DM me basically.

being like, "I'll get you an. Airbnb." Why are they laughing? What the. is going on? Oh, hell no. No free sponsors. What the. [ __ ] Hey, we better blur that. Oh, hell. no. That ain't Prime. It ain't Prime. And it ain't Celsius because they didn't. give us the bag. Pass the bag on over. God damn. We're looking for a sponsor. Prime. Take that off there. if they. ain't paying. All right, I'm sorry. We were talking. about something really ser Wait, no, we.

can't put that back. I thought that you wanted it, Emma. That's free promo. Go backstage. We got. to We got to blur that. We got to blur. that. Um Um But you were saying that. Charlie reached out to you and sent you. a very kind message based on what you're. going through and the new updates in the. story. She was like, she basically like. was trying to help me out like a lot. Real one. I saw the deal. I was going to. say I've said it. I feel like I'm like. on Charlie's right now. I just want to. say she's like the nicest I've I've met. so many influencers. Nicest one I've. ever met so far. I've never met her uh.

in person, but I completely agree. because based on what she's what what DM. said. Yeah. Seems like she's a very nice. person. So, shout out to Charlie. D'Amelio. You're awesome. You're. awesome. And I believe it was an anxiety. pen. Wait, now we know. I'm sorry. I'm. so sorry. You opened the can of worms. Yeah. Okay. Open it. Open it. What is. that about? What do you mean? I kind of. remember this back in like musically or. not musically. Sorry. She's so funny. Uh.

on Tik Tok, like early Tik Tok. Um. didn't she like have a drama where she. said she hid an anxiety pen? But she was. just vaping. She was just vaping. She. got caught vaping. And then she's like, "Guys, it was an anxiety pen.". Was it a DP? No, it was a jewel. I swear. to God. Wait, anxiety pen. She made it worse, I think. It's so. funny. She's hitting a Jew. I love her. I love her. I love her. You know, we we love talking. Okay.

Well, imagine being that famous and the. only bad thing leaked about you was. hitting a jewel. That's how you know. she's a great person. Great human. A. great person. Great human. Great human. Um Yeah. Honestly, um that imagine. though like somebody like doing drugs. and being like, "No, this is my anxiety. pebbles. These are my anxiety pebbles. These are my anxiety rocks. No, that's. meth. Um, all right. Anyways, um, this. person at Barney's These are my anxiety. rocks. I'm collecting crystals. No, that's crystal meth. That's crystal.

meth. That's definitely blow. Um, last. week we talked about Jojo Siwa, I think, going on Big Brother. Apparently, a lot. has happened since. That's what I've. heard. I think that she dumped her. girlfriend as soon as she got off Big. Brother. And then I think she just. posted Instagram pictures with the dude. Chris Hughes playing tennis playing. tennis now. Yeah, they playing with. balls. What? They're playing tennis. You guys.

are thinking too into this. I didn't. That was not okay. Let's see what Jojo. Sea's partner has to say. Oh, wait. Headphones. Headphones. Hold on. Lock up. now. Exartner. I was watching the same. show as you all. I could not talk to my. partner at the time and it was. very unsettling and very hurtful and I. did feel betrayed. The messages I. received through Sorry, I did not mean. to like moan. I don't know. I was like I. was receiving video messages every day. in admiration of me and our love and our. relationship. But the truth of the.

matter is I. was dumped at the afterparty. Isn't that. [ __ ] crazy? and that a lot of the. things that were depleted were rooted in. truth and I have become collateral in. that truth. Okay, now go on Jojo Sa's. Instagram. Look at what she just posted. This This is crazy honestly. Like, okay, I I'll share my opinions after we look. But.

Jojo, I love when Jojo's a ho ho, but. don't [ __ ] over Ken, bro. Or Keith. Sorry. [ __ ] Jojo's being a ho ho and I. kind of love it. Jojo's in her ho. era. Jojo's hoing it out on national TV. I still have the headphones on. Holy. [ __ ] that uh I don't know what to say. I think like honestly if she's happy,

good for her. At the same time, she went. on a TV show while she was in a relation. relationship with somebody else and left. that person with probably without. talking to them. Really? That's what I'm. saying. I feel so bad. I feel like. that's [ __ ] up. I feel horrible. I. mean, are we like I mean, all these. comments I mean all these people are. just glazing. I feel so bad. Like cuz I'm here for her. discovering herself and [ __ ] but like. cancel your flight Jojo. Stay in the UK.

longer. Oh, so this show takes place in. the UK. London. Yeah. See, I feel so bad. for her current or ex-girlfriend cuz. like imagine seeing your partner dead. ass cheat on you on TV. Someone said. update you like balls. I'm sorry. I'm. sorry. I just I'm. sorry. That's Oh, I'm getting a call. Wait, who is it? Let's see what this is. Speaker. Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hello. Am I speaking to Liliana? No. No. You're speaking to uh to him. Anyone named Liliana? No, no, no. Not. doesn't ring bells. Doesn't ring bells. But I hope you have a great. day. You seem like a great person. Have. a great day. I love you. Oh, [ __ ] you. know, just spread kindness. But I'm glad. that saved me. That was the universe. saving. I was diving in on this one. comment that And then you were you could.

have could have got. But I mean, but no, but see, they were. saying like update you like balls. because they're holding tennis balls. Nope. That nope. And she likes Chris. Listen, I support Joe. Listen, I feel we. don't know. Do you think they've hooked. up? They were sleeping in the same bed. at Big Brother. Oh, I didn't know that. Is that Chris? Is that Is that Chris? Who is that? Is that another Huzz? No. I. think that Isn't that the guy's name? I. really But is that the same guy? It is, right? Yeah. Okay. No, no, no. They I.

think so. She I know what they did it. You like You know that you don't play. tennis with a dude if you're not. touching their balls. That's fact. Richie Richie's agreeing. That's real. Richie, what the [ __ ] do. you know about that? You were playing. tennis with all your. husb Okay, cool. Give me some dick. No. Yeah, like there are certain things. girls do. Here we go. Let's go back and. forth a couple times and then let's get.

the [ __ ] out of here and go bang it in. the portaotty. It's like golfing. It's. like you don't do that unless you're. like trying. That's what I'm saying. You. don't do sports with a man. This might. be so true. No, no, no. I was joking cuz. I don't think that's true. No, I take it. back. I take it back. I take it back. You don't play tennis. So, it's just. tennis. Like, that's the one. You're. hitting balls. You're hitting balls. You're you're you're running after and. also you're moaning every time you hit. it. Oh, there it is. Right. That's what I'm. saying. That's what I'm saying. I mean,

it'sual. Even guys moan playing tennis. Even Yeah. You put me on that court with. a You put me with one of the baddies, I'm going to be playing tennis. like I'm. going to try to make it really deep cuz. I'm going to try to make it like. masculine, right? You know, I'm going to. be. like, e, where where did this come from? That's what I'm saying. The movie was. based off of you tennis guys, I think. Oh my god. I was like, what the [ __ ] are.

we looking at, Richie? Looking up. challengers is crazy. She's a threesome. with two tennis players. That's what I'm. saying. You [ __ ] That's what That's. what it looks like is about to happen. right there. I'm not going to lie, you. know, looks like they're talking about. more than tennis here. So that's that's my that's my. conclusion. That's Jojo Siwa and Chris. So tennis is a horny sport. I mean, look. at the picture. So do you think people. that play tennis are good at sex? 100%. Really? Like male tennis players lay it.

down down. If they don't do it, they. know how to speak during. Damn. Wait, actually, this one Nepo baby. that I [ __ ] was really good at tennis, really good at sex, and I'll end it. there. Sorry. Oh, [ __ ] By the way, guys, um, let me just say that we have. Saturn um in the studio today. Everybody. give it up for Saturn. Yeah. So, uh, that's why that comments like. that might be a little bit awkward, but.

uh, flume him down. Flume him down. Flume him down. She be she be doing. that. Oh my goodness. No, we love this. Saturn's a great. person. We're having fun. We're hanging. out. I just need to forget. But you said. you're like a little nervous cuz you. feel like he's going to get in the way. of this podcast in a way. I had a friend. come with me, somebody from my. management team last time. And I was in. my head the whole episode. Last episode, right? Like I was trying to make it. funny. You in your head right now? Not. really. No, because like you.

know, I'm not really in my head. I'm. kind of scared. Are you? Cuz you're. Yeah. You know where this episode might. go. No, cuz there's confession coming on. soon. Why is he back there? Why is he. back there? What? We're all chopping it. up back here. Wow. Saturn. We might have. Do we have to blur his face? Can we blur. his face? I told him face. We're. blurring his face. Cuz we're not dating. Let the people know. Wait, hold on. Camera on me. Camera on me. I am not. dating Saturn. Me and Saturn are not. dating. We are. So, no, we are not. No,

we are not. Yes, we are. No, we are not. Damn. Saturn, can we do a interview? Uh, so you think you guys are dating? Uh, yes. Oh [ __ ] Saturn. Believe. it. We are not dating you. You have not. We are not dating. Okay, you're right. That's what I thought. They're not You guys You guys You guys. do Let's be Let's be fair here. You. know, we're on air. We want to make sure. that this is accurate. You guys like.

hanging out. You flew him out. You like. Saturn. She likes hanging out with me, right? I would agree with that 100%. because you did fly him out. But you do. like I [ __ ] with him as a friend. As a. friend with not benefits. There's no. benefits. I don't know how I feel about. her. So you get no benefits from Saturn. No. No. Absolutely not. You just like. his energy. Like he has good aura. Like. a good friend. Come. He does have good. aura. I'm not good. He has good aura. He. He gives like six. He moss. He gives he. mogs. I give 6'2, but I'm actually 5'8.

But like, no. But no, but you just you. have a confidence. He's got the aura. I. will say it feels like I'm I'm going I'm. the ring cuz he's Saturn. Get it? I want to wrap I want to wrap. around his body. No, I'm. No, because Saturn, you guys are just. taking everything too far. Jacob, not I'm not going to. No, I'm not my. thing. No, no, not mine either. I'm just. a jokester. No, no, that is Jacob. We.

are friends. You guys are friends. Sorry. We'll leave it at that. Okay. Kayla, on the notes for this episode, we have. That was crazy. Kayla Stalker. You kind. of mentioned it before why Charlie Dilio. DM'd you, but you have somebody Emma. just said, "Fuck that bitch." That. [ __ ] I almost fought this girl while. she was in town. The only thing holding. me back was she kind of seemed like a. nice person. Now I have so many regrets. So many. Okay, so you guys were friends. with her at one point. Oh, it's a it's a.

You invited her over. She was No, I. didn't. Do you want to hear how crazy. this [ __ ] is? Yes. Okay. So, Emma meets. this girl because this girl ended up. trying to [ __ ] Emma's ex. Okay. So, then. the girl, we'll call her K. Matter of. fact, call her. Call her Casserole. Casserole. Casserole. Okay. So, Casserole texts Emma and is like, "Hey, your ex is like trying to reach. out to me, blah blah blah." And Emma. being the nice girl she is is like, "Oh, let's be friends." They start snapping,

nothing more than snapping. They. FaceTime maybe twice. And then all of a. sudden, we're drunk in Miami and. Casserole texts Emma being like, "I want. to come to LA and see you." And Emma, oh, Emma, was this like a flirty thing? No. Mind you, this girl, she wanted my. ex. Not somebody you were talking to. Oh, ever? No, no, no. I do go both ways, but not like that at all. Not with her. Um, I sat there and I was like, "Okay.". Yeah. like um and she lives in like a.

foreign country, not um not a foreign. just not in the US. Um so so she lives. in a different. country to correct that. She lives not. in the US. So me saying like, "Oh yeah, we're still learning how to be uh. politically correct here." Politically. correct. Sorry guys. Back to you, Emma. So. I'm like, if you're ever in LA, let me. know. Like, yeah, we'll get lunch. We'll. hang out. I'm blacked out in Miami. She. sends me What time of day is it? Probably. It's like It's noon. You're.

wasted. You're in Miami. And then what. happens? She sends me a screenshot of. her plane ticket to LA and goes, "I'm. staying with you, right? Maybe I'm too. nice of a person." And you said yes. I. said, "For sure, girl." Yeah. I'm like, "Why did I do that? I don't know." The. biggest my bed. Why don't you? Sorry. Literally that though. But so you were. being hella nice. So she stayed with. you. Whose place did she stay? Emma's. Emma's. And then I'm sorry. So that's.

how she knew where Kayla lived. Well, no, no, no. It goes deep. It goes deep. So she flies down and we're just. thinking, wait, wait. Kayla, explain the. Honestly, I don't give a [ __ ] Explain. the whole story. I will. No, I'm going. to. So she flies down and like, mind. you, like she flies down after. FaceTiming Emma maybe two times and. snapping throughout the day. Like they. are not even friends. Like, no. I I've. never even talked to the [ __ ] and she's. in Emma's apartment. Okay. We live in. the same building. So, I meet her. immediately. This [ __ ] is just Is she.

going to know that you guys are talking. about her? Yeah. I mean, you you leaked. my [ __ ] Anyways, so I forgot about. that. We're so dive into Miami. I was. forgetting. I was there. I was there at. noon drunk. I was really picturing. myself. We talked about this cuz I felt. bad. So, I was like, "Oh." But now, like, [ __ ] her. I was right about my. intuition. So, she flies down and. immediately off the bat I'm like, "This. [ __ ] is [ __ ] weird." Okay, first day. she's there, we find out that she had. been following me and Emma for years.

Meaning that she knew Emma had dated. that guy and got with him because she. knew Emma dated him and wanted to be. like a fan girl. So, she had been like. stalking us for years and eventually got. in the place where she's in our. apartment. So, I was like, "Okay, let's. keep our distance." This was her big. break. Her big break. dead ass. Could. you imagine? That's what she thought. Could you guys imagine being a stalker. and like that's your big break and you. make it like you're like, "Holy [ __ ] I. actually made it to Kayla's [ __ ]. apartment." Out the hood. She made it. out the hood. I'm like, "This [ __ ] is.

weird." I'm telling Emma, I'm like, "I. don't feel safe with her around me. knowing that she's been following for. years and like her goal was to get into. my apartment. Now she's here." So then. Emma, was she like touching [ __ ] Like. all excited? Dude, she was weird. She. was weird. Like she would like, "Oh my. god, where did you get that from?" Like. your plaques, you know? It's just like, "Okay, bitch." Yeah, literally like she. goes up to me and she starts taking. videos of me. I already knew. How did I. already know? I already was about to be. like She goes into my bedroom as I'm. with Saturn just laying down and she. walks into my bedroom and she's like,

"Can you say hi to my friends?" And she. like posts on her main story of me like. in bed being like, "I'm with Kayla." And. I'm like, "You're in my house." And so. y'all were drinking and [ __ ] She So she. gets blacked out and then Emma gets. drunk and Emma's like, "Okay, this [ __ ]. is a weirdo." tries to fight her. Emma, you tried to fight her. What if the I. get a little rowdy when I'm drunk and I. realized I realized a weird happened. Emma. Emma, are you the Barney's Bandit? I'm not the Bar I would never be the. Barney's Bandit. I just wanted to fight.

her cuz I thought she And by the way, Saturn is the person that that the. Barney's Bandit actually did. Make sure. his face is blurred. Yeah. No, we need. Oh, no. Emma, we need to blur his face. and we need to we need to make the audio. like. deep in. That's what we should do for. the confessions, too. Except for guys, you really want to do that work. No, it. is a lot. Homie wants to be famous so. bad. Like, put me out there. It was just like. weird. It was very odd behavior. So, she. ends up going back home and I was like, "Okay, this [ __ ] is just weird. She's a.

stalker." Whatever. I find out [ __ ]. yesterday that this dumb [ __ ] [ __ ]. sent my address to my abusive ex that is. going to court with me. The one that. beat my ass. Like she was snapping him. the whole time and sent him my exact. address and unit number. that and you know her name. Yeah. Isn't. that like illegal? There there's got to. be something illegal about that. giving. out somebody's personal information to.

somebody who's legally involved and. about to be uh going to jail, right? There has to be. There's got to be like. a That can't be legal, right? It can't. Imagine we all just leaked each other's. addresses. Imagine I just tweet Kayla's. address and then she just tweets mine. Hey, hey, hey. You want me to dox your. dumbass? Well, now we got to beep that. name. They're going to beep the name. Her name's F. No, I'm just kidding. Her. name's Yeah. No, just more work for. Emma. My bad. Crazy. Like, this [ __ ].

not only stalked me down, but is trying. to get me killed. No, no, no. Her name's. not Emma. Her name's uh What was her. name again? Wait, so Emma Hill? Yeah. Everybody thinks it's me on TikTok. They. think it's you. Yeah, they think Emma. leaked my Clear it up. Clear it up on. the pod. This is your chance. Why the. freak would I leak my own address, let. alone Kayla's? I would never [ __ ] do. that. It was some freak show circus bozo. ass [ __ ] that I would never associate. with ever in my life. I'll end it there.

Okay. So, long story short, did she post. this or she just directly her mission. was to send directly sent it to my ex. and then I found out through my ex's. exfriend yesterday who it was. Okay. So, now he knows where I live which is. great. So, I'm feeling really safe. That's terrifying. So, so something has. popped up on my YouTube and all over my. for you page. Okay. And actually, this. is one of my favorite YouTubers. I. talked about it a year and a half ago on. the Just Trish podcast. Spill Sesh is.

one of my favorite YouTubers of all. time. Okay. They post like just a te. drama. Yeah. And so I see a thumbnail. pop up with my face and another person's. face and 300,000 views in 5 days. So I. So should we watch a little? Did you. watch the video? I haven't seen this. I watched some of it. So, um the. beginning of the video is basically just. explaining the me and the domestic. violence situation. Um this half gets into what the internet.

is talking about. And you know, we we. have a podcast and we talk about what's. going on in the internet world. So, um. let's watch it. My face is on the. thumbnail. And it's also another thing. where it's like, you know, if James was. to say like, "Oh, I was manipulated by. Evan and he was telling me like one side. of the story and I really believed him.". It's the fact that even after Kayla's. video recently that was posted, the fact. that he hasn't come out to be like, "I. don't support Evan." It's just not.

sitting right with people, like is he. still trying to be with Evan? What's the. deal? Also, Evan is like 20 years old, so why are we going down this path again. for real? I mean, yeah, he's a legal. adult, but I mean, really, like, we. don't need to be doing this, James. like. I I I can't get with this pattern. And. to make things worse, people are. accusing James of deleting comments. under his posts that mention the. situation. I It's been over all over. my all over my free page. It is being. said that um a certain person a certain. person after being told about an abusive.

man after being told. So yeah, you know, after being told, hey, this man abused me. That's what. they're saying. Yeah. that I mean what. they're saying. I don't know who the. characters in this story are. Um I'm not. looking at any thumbnails. Um but. apparently a really famous influencer. Yeah. blew out their friend's abusive. exboyfriend and. um did things with them and then lied to. their best friend about it up until it.

was made public. But I don't know who. it's about. Hopefully we find out. eventually. So I. know. So I know who I guess I'm kind of. sorry I think are like I don't know how. to ask this question. I guess we watched. that. You're obviously. like mentioned in there like you're very. mentioned in there. You're very much a.

part of this. I. guess can you confirm, deny, say say or. know or like where's your head in terms. of cuz I don't think you've ever even. acknowledged that this is this is what. pisses me off cuz I would have addressed. this two episodes ago if it wasn't for. bigger things being on my plate. But um. I think I can confidently say episode. five, next episode. confirmed or denied. Maybe it's long. I.

think we got a lot of people ready for. episode 5 already. Oh, guys, episode 5. is really going to have [ __ ]. receipts. Okay, so Okay, so what you're. saying is episode five, we will get into. that. Yeah, for sure. Right now, I want. to tell you that last week I did the. [ __ ] ice bucket challenge. Stop, please. Okay, before you do this, do you. consider me a close friend? Yes. Okay, so why? I already filmed it. I already filmed it. and I nominated you. I nominated you, Rebecca Black, and Bad Baby. And I hope.

they all do it. I think Rebecca Black. will do it. I don't know about Bad Baby. Actually, like, you consider me a good. friend, right? Bad Baby might just tell. me to die. I don't know that goddamn. tends to do that sometimes with [ __ ]. koala bears. We don't know how she. reacts with water. Um, but yeah. So, I. think it's only right if you do the ice. bucket challenge. Are you down? I. nominated you. And it's for mental. health. It's for USC. It is for a good. thing. It is. I love mental health. I. think everyone would be stoked and. they'd want to see who you nominate. Are.

you down to do this? Yeah. Wait. Oh my. god. I can nominate some really good. people. You already know who you're. going to nominate. Wait. Blur the name. Should I nominate? Honestly. No, you have to. He would do. it. All right. Okay. Kayla, it's time for. you to Jacob. What? Are we not friends? What? Are we not friends? Why are you. doing this to me? No, that's why we're. doing it because we are friends, Kayla, and I nominated you. And friends, you.

poured the water on me last time. I. think it's only right if I pour the. water this time. And uh you know, I. spent the second half of last episode on. this couch. Very cold. Didn't have a. sweatshirt to. wear. And but Jacob, now it's your turn, Jacob. You could. And I'm happy. Jacob, I could have worn yours. Oh, isn't that. Oh, there it is. All right, it's time for you to get some. cold water. Stop [ __ ] talking [ __ ]. It's time for you to get cold water. dumped on you. I don't want to do this.

I'm Kayla M. This is the USC Ice Bucket. Challenge for mental health and I. nominate um Casserole. I nominate. Saturn. Saturn. I nominate Saturn and I. nominate um. Tanamoto. That was. dirty. So dirty. That was dirty as Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my [ __ ] god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. That's so much. worse than I thought, dude. My [ __ ]. boots. Look at me. I'm such a good friend. Hold. on. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's what friends are for. When I. first met you. Yes. I remember you were. sober and you did not drink, you did not. smoke, you I don't Did you even vape? Uh, no. I zinned I think. Yeah. Like you. were completely sober basically. And.

since starting the podcast, you now are. not sober. Mhm. So like what got you to. do it and like in a healthy way? Yeah. Um, so yeah, I was sober for almost two. years and uh it was a big part of my. life and I was stoked. I was in the gym. I was healthy and happy. Um, and then I. reached a point where I was like, you. know what? I I was craving as as weird. as it sounds, I think I was like I.

wanted moderation and I kind of. personally I can only speak for myself. I kind of. like felt like I kind of wanted to see. if I was able to have fun in moderation. again. Mhm. You know, I was like turning. 22 and it was actually on my 22nd. birthday. I was with my ex-girlfriend. I. had got us a Airbnb and it was a very. positive thing. It wasn't like a oh like. you know when in like euphoria how they. like paint like a relapse. Yeah. It.

wasn't like that. It was more like life. is so good right now. I'm in love right. now. It's my birthday. I want to have a. glass of wine and like celebrate. And I. understand that like that could be a. very slippery slope. So, I'm kind of. figuring it out and I don't have the. answers and I'm not a pro at this and. I'm just but I'm honest and that's. that's true. I will say that literally. like the same day that I had a sip of. alcohol, I posted on my story like a a. real [ __ ] just text on the screen.

being dead ass cuz I was open about my. sobriety and I promoted that to my fans. and I still have fans that are still. sober, still in the gym. And that's dope. that I was able to like I don't know. inspire some people to do that. Obviously I haven't been in the gym in a. while. Um and uh and uh I've been I've. been pretty like moderate though, you. know, like I haven't I don't feel like. I'm burning out, but if I do, then I. know that I'm capable of pulling back. and I'm open to doing that again. So I.

guess I'm just figuring it out as a. person. I'm not perfect. I'm not an. example. I and also another thing I want. to say on this is that I think moving. forward I'm going to keep that part of. my life more private and I think I owe. it to people to talk about this because. I shared about it in the first place and. that was my decision. Mhm. So I guess. yeah I kind of want to just I owe it to. people to be honest. But I think moving. forward I'm going to try to keep like. some of those parts of my life a little. bit more private because it I don't.

know. I think those are things that. maybe you want to like deal with off. camera. Exactly. Yeah. Like if I do that, I'm a bad person. Like I started just like being so hard. on myself because there were so many. people that like expected that of me. So. yeah, I mean that's basically that. But. I I guess what it kind of makes me think. about is is there's other people on the. internet that and this is a good way to.

segue it because I also want to just. talk about this. Okay. Okay. But um have. you seen like Joshua Block or Daniel. Larson? Yeah, I've met Joshua Block. before. Really? Yeah. How did that go? I. met him at a party. Was he drunk? Drunk. as [ __ ] And all these people were going. up to him, like asking for a picture. And my ex was like, "Go get a picture. with him. Go get a p Go get a picture.". And I was like, "I don't feel. comfortable doing that because I know he. is um. mentally dealing with a lot." The reason.

why I'm bringing this up is because. these are people who didn't choose to. share their story online and were aware. of I'm going to tell people about my. journey. It's kind of like I feel like. they're almost being taken advantage of. by their own by their own fans and the. people close to them like Joshua Block. especially. There's a guy named Mr. based who like goes live with him I. think right Richie and and I feel like. he's not a good influence on him right. and everyone knows that like everyone. who's seen the live stream I think they.

go live and like Mr. Bass is just like. here's alcohol like let's just get drunk. and for him it's content for him it's. money I think for Josh it's a human. who's struggling with with genuinely. like I've seen videos of him on the. street like that people alone like no. like where's Mr. based in those moments. He's there when the camera's on. He's. there when the [ __ ] um when there's. money to be made or there's something to. exploit, but it just seems like that's. like obvious person who's [ __ ].

struggling. So [ __ ] sad. And that's. when I was like, I'm not going to take a. picture with him. Like I want I I'm not. going to. And then this guy came up to. me and he was like, no, don't worry. Like you could take a picture with him. Like I know him. I'm like, oh, how do. you know him? Like how did y'all meet? So did a picture? No. He goes, he goes, "I've never met him before today." He. posted on his Instagram story looking. for people. No, the the guy um Okay. Okay. Okay. The guy he came up to me, he's like, "No, I know Josh. Like, we're. friends. Um I met him today." Basically,

Josh posted on his Instagram story. looking for people to pick him pick him. up from LAX. And I picked him up and. they had met that day and then the guy. took him to this party and people were. swarming him with pictures and I did not. I did not take a photo with I was like, I feel so [ __ ] uncomfortable doing. that. Yeah. And can I just say, I feel. like it's one thing if you're like. taking a picture with like somebody you. look up to, but everybody at that party. was not just taking pictures. They were. like shoving his phone like recording. him disrespectful.

Waiting for him to crash at, which is. like so disrespectful to do in my And. also, you know, speaking of Briana. Olsen, I saw a live stream. If we pull. this up, can we pull up uh Joshua block. Briana Olsen? She was just like saying. or maybe it wasn't her but like I think. it was her live stream where they just. like kept saying [ __ ] that was pissing. him off on purpose and then just. laughing at him on live stream. That's. insane. And I was just like what the. [ __ ] are we doing? Can you not think of. any [ __ ] content that's not clowning. on somebody who's actually like going.

through it? Yeah. Right. Like just like. a pretty [ __ ] like. I don't know. It's just a low blow. It. just seems like a cheap shot. It's just. like he's not able to [ __ ] respond to. these people and be like, "Did you see. the clip of him outside saddle ranch. like a week ago?" Yeah. I just everyone. being like, "Put the fries in the bag.". And he started like crashing. That's so. rude. That's so mean to do. That's like. bully behavior. Well, that's the whole. thing is everyone's like, "I'm going to. bring you on live stream and then I'm. going to say the [ __ ] that triggers you. and I just want that clip." And that's.

soed up. That's what I think everybody's. doing with him. It makes me so sad. And. then they act like literally it's just. content. this is his life. Like he's. like this is his real life. Like I don't. know if he is a struggling alcoholic. with mental difficulties. Like you've. got Jack Doherty who in the last episode. we had some sympathy for. I mean Jack is. aware of what he's doing. Jack is aware. He's done this He did this with Fousey. Tube. He did this with [ __ ] the. Island Boys. He does this with anybody.

He's like, "Okay, if I just get them on. my stream, I'm gonna get clips." Yeah. He brings people on and purposefully. tries to make this happen. The crashs, the [ __ ] He knows it's going to get. more views and and I know last episode. apparently allegedly Jack was roofy. So. that I don't [ __ ] with. But like stuff. like this, he's a prime example of one. of these guys who's out here doing that, right? And Jack from what I know does. not have a great track record, especially with like his ex-girlfriend,

which is great. Like I don't know. It's. so like I I don't get that [ __ ] I do. not get extorting mentally ill people. for views. Especially somebody who's not. only mentally ill but has alcoholism. Yeah. And he literally has been open. with it online. Yeah. I It's so [ __ ]. up. Like I I really hope the best for. him. And like apparently like before he. was 21, he started with making like tea. videos or something. Oh, I didn't know. that. Yes, it was some [ __ ] I might be. wrong, but it's like before he was 21,

he was very wholesome and like make tea. videos. Oh, wait, wait. He's about to. drop a piece of information. Did you. guys know that he just got his chain. jacked? Like he was on the middle of the. street and someone just I feel like it. was so fake and staged. It It looks. staged. Is there a video? He's just like. there's like a video of him like, "Oh, I. just got jacked by." Yeah, but I feel. like it's stage. I feel like it's staged. for views cuz it's real though. I hope. so. I hope so. But it's for. Yeah. It's Jack. It was on stream with Jack.

Yeah. No, it was his chain. Like someone. jacked his chain. Oh, Jack Jack's chain. Jack. Oh, then that's probably real. You. know how many people You know how many. people don't like I've seen videos of. Jack at like a gas station just like. filling up his car with gas and kids. come up and what's up [ __ ] Like what's. good? Like talking [ __ ] to him. Can I be. honest? I hope it's real. I hope his. [ __ ] got snatched. I've seen so much. [ __ ] about this [ __ ] I I do not. like Jack Dodory. I do not like him. I. do not like him.

He follows me on Tik Tok. I don't follow. him back. He follows you. That [ __ ] says. follow back. I used to go live on Tik. Tok and he would come in my live streams. and be like, "Yo, bro, let's go live. together." And I'd be like, "That's not. really what I'm looking for." Not. looking for that audience, buddy. That's. not it. Who watches him like genuinely? I mean, makes makes a [ __ ] ton of money, but he also like he's low-key like an. internet pimp. Can I say, you know, these guys? I'll just say it. I'll just. say it. I got to say it. I got to say. this. Yeah. Go ahead.

People I We might have to cut this out. No, cuz I want to say something after. you. We might have to cut the whole. thing, but like we'll see. All right. We. could cut this whole part. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. People like Jack. are like dating people and managing. their Only Fans. And like to me that. feels like a like a weird thing. And um. I know a lot of people like this in LA. And I would say that's closer to like. they're basically like digital pimps. What I'll say is it takes a special type.

of [ __ ] person to be able to do that. Like I don't think people know this and. I'm not going to say names, but there's. a lot of famous influencers that you. guys all know that are managing Only. Fans girls. Like they they're literally. making their money not from influencing, not from this stuff. They're making it. off being like an internet pimp. And and. also like the way like you know I'm. friends with a lot of people that are. either some of them do Only Fans and. that's cool and they've told me.

firsthand that some of these managers. are weird horrible. Yeah. Like the. people running this [ __ ] I mean keep in. mind they're looking at all their. content. Like Jack Dhy's only fan income. is estimated to be between. $350,000 and. $428,000 per month and 4.7 million to. 5.7 million a year just off the Only Fan. [ __ ] from his own account and managing. other Only Fans creators. By the age of. 15, he had already made his first. million and decided against college,

eventually building an Only Fans. management company. A lot of people. don't know this, but his ex-girlfriend, McKinley, he was managing her the whole. time they dated. Could you imagine. dating somebody and be like, "No, you're. the love of my life. Seriously, it's. genuine. It's real. I only take 30% of. your earnings." He probably took 50 as. Yeah. And allegedly, I'm not even going. to lie. And allegedly, he was abusive. with her, which I I don't know. I just. that doesn't that I do not [ __ ] with. this Jack Dodory character. I've only.

seen him on like reals and like clips. and [ __ ] All I have seen from him is. bad. Like there's nothing I've seen that. is like, "Oh, he's a good person." I'll. say that when he first started YouTube, he was smart. Like like a when he first. started YouTube, he was an innocent like. guy. I watched him come up on YouTube. cuz I remember I was doing YouTube. So. he's crypto scamming as well. Like. scamming. Yeah. Perfect. So Only Fans. manager, a crypto scammer. Um piece of. [ __ ] Seems like it. Um, and and you.

know, it sucks to do this after the last. episode because like he was put in a. shitty situation, but if you just look. at this dude's history, it's like I we. can't just [ __ ] glaze the dude. Like. I'm sorry. It's not like he hasn't done. anything like and I don't know. It's. just funny that Yeah, there's nothing to. glaze. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. Like I think. um what happened with what what. allegedly happened with Bri is [ __ ]. up. With what? What allegedly happened.

with Bri was [ __ ] up. What's what? Brie Olson. Like the the roofing. Oh. yeah. Yeah. Like that's [ __ ] up. But. everything else I've ever seen from him. is like just not good. Like I I was the. one moment I think the last episode I. felt an ounce of sympathy for him. and. everything else outside of that. I mean, if we point to it, I mean, I think most. people would be like, "Yeah, if if I was. a dad and I had a daughter, I probably. would be like, you know what? I don't. want my daughter hanging out with Jack. Dory." Yeah, absolutely. [ __ ].

probably not the first person I'd be. like, "That's the guy you should go.". Yeah. No, I I don't think he's a good. person at all. And that's just from what. I've seen on like Instagram reels. Like. speaking of this chaos, um, another. person that's kind of I don't know why. I'm even kind of relating them together. between Josh Block and and the person is. Daniel Lo. Daniel top comment on my. recent Tik Tok. What was it? Jacob. Sartorius Scott Grace Vanderol. pregnant. Who the [ __ ] See, I gotta be.

able to like laugh at some of the things. that are being said, but at the same. time, like the reason I'm bringing him. up is because Daniel's another example. of like one of one of the the creators. on on Tik Tok who who I think Oh, this. was me on a Tik Tok live. Oh, I think I. said that I don't [ __ ] with him. Oh, no. I didn't say that. I think I just Look, Daniel Larson said he wants to fight. you. See, all my comments were flooded. with like like I was just getting. spammed. Can we look up Daniel Larson.

talking about Jacob and Grace? Crazy. Like there's viral I saw videos with. millions of likes of Daniel just being. like Jacob's is is spotted with Grace. Vanderwal and she's pregnant. Like I. don't know. I you know he's a great. storyteller. Great. Yeah. No, I sent you. one of the videos. He could be an author. like a fiction, dude. He could write a. goddamn novel of fiction. A [ __ ]. fiction. Here we go. Oh. Oh, my. headphones are on the flow. I sent this. exact one to you. Yeah. 1.4. 4 million.

likes. Can we start it from the. beginning? Jacob Sartorius and Grace. Vanderol are on vacation on their. honeymoon and Hawaii. So, I guess I went. to Hawaii for my honeymoon. I love the. story. It was great. The weather was. great. Uh me and Grace were just like. spending quality time on the beach. Oh. my god, I'm so happy for you guys. Thank. you so much. Yeah, you know, fun fact, I've never met Grace Vanderwal in my. life. Oh, imagine that collab. That. would be viral. Maybe we have her on the. podcast. Oh my god, I would kill. Um,

but I guess what I was going to say. about Daniel Larson, cuz I get a lot of. people that watch the thing is I don't. know if he has an account on TikTok. All. the videos I see of Daniel Larson are. posted off third party accounts. So that. makes me feel like it's all people. reposts reposting, but also it shows me. that they're like not supporting him. Yeah. Like if they were genuine, it. would be on his main account and they. would be showing love to that. But he's. getting posted on all these repost pages.

and it's becoming this like viral thing. where I can't tell if people are. like laughing with him or at him. Yeah. And that's what's [ __ ] up. And like. I've never said anything, you know, back. to this because I understood the whole. time. Like maybe I shouldn't, but I. think it's worth it to just say like, you know, I was telling you I would love. to have him on the podcast. I'd love to. help out in any way we can. like if. there's anything we can do. Same with um. Josh Block. If there's anything that. Kayla and I could do to help out to to.

for Banging out to help any of these. people, we'd love to do that because uh. I don't know. I think a lot of people. would just use this moment to clown on. them and use this moment to like It's. sad. It's sad. But I'm genuinely saying. like I I would love to have Daniel. Larson on an episode. I'd love to. actually be genuine and like get to know. his story because I feel like no one no. one's actually taken the time to get to. know him at all. No one neither of them. It's just all clips and like um it would.

be just a cool opportunity for I think. people to like hear him talk uncut. without people just trying to get him to. [ __ ] crash out. Like literally have a. calm conversation and just maybe maybe. there's some pieces to his story that. people don't know. Is that his YouTube? The thunder went harder. Yeah, this is. Daniel. That's like his artist page. So, is he an artist? Is he on tour? I think he's in jail. [ __ ] That has to go in there. That's a.

clip. I think he's in jail. Um, wow. So, yeah. Um, anyways. Oh, did you have you. heard about sperm races? What do you mean? Like when you get. pregnant? Can you help us explain this a. little bit? What do you mean? Uh, just. watch this video here. Wait, what do you. mean? It speaks for itself. Wait, what. do you think? Wait, sperm? Wait, I heard. Just put on the headphones now. I heard. that, right? Sperm race. Yes, sperm. race. I know a friend that did this. What do. you mean? I do. I do. Um, one of my.

friends. Well, girl friends, like one of. my friends that are girls. Wait, how? Wait, wait a second. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second. I started this very. wrong. Wait, just a slight I'm sorry. Wait, no, not like that. Not like that. She's talking to a guy who does sperm. races. What do you Wait, wait, wait. He's the Lightning McQueen. I swear he's. the Lightning McQueen of sperm racing. I. FaceTimed her and she was like, "Oh my. god, I still have a cup. of in my room." Wait, what the [ __ ] is a.

sperm race? It's I didn't know what it. was either. She had explained. I'm not. even kidding. Like 4 days ago, she. explained. Wait, what did she do? What. do you mean? I don't know either. It's a. little It's not me, guys. It's not me. I'm not Who? Wait. Okay. Wait. Okay. Wait. Emma, this is like a new thing. I. thought so, too, cuz I never heard about. it. But apparently like she's into guys. who do that. That's like her type. Like, oh, I'm dating an athlete. He's a sperm. racer. No. Yeah. Like imagine that at. the family dinner. Like you're meeting.

your girlfriend's parents and you're a. sperm racer and you make like a million. a year just sperm racing and you're at. the dinner and they're like, "So, so. what do you do? What are your intentions. with my daughter?" Sperm racing. I'm a. sperm racer and I just want to be the. love of her life. He's going to be like, "What the [ __ ] do you mean you're a. [ __ ] sperm racer?" And then you got. to show him footage from your last race. This dude's wearing a [ __ ] This is not. Formula 1, buddy. Wait. What's his name? Louis Hamilton. Sorry.

I still don't completely understand what. it means, but like I know the gist of. it. No, there's a [ __ ] No, there's a. press conference for the [ __ ] sperm. race. slow, sluggish, and weak. They're. like doing a face off. Wait, what? What. is a spur? Wait, like actual come. It's. literally Who's SP? They do it at Fratz. They do. They do it at. Fratz. They do this at Frats. I know. Never when I was in Florida at FSU have. I ever seen some [ __ ] like that. But.

it's a new thing. [ __ ] and being. like, "Oh yeah, who's jizz goes far?". No, it's a frat thing. Can you imagine? Get McKenzie pregnant first. What the. [ __ ] do you mean? No, it doesn't go into. like where it needs to. Tristan is. crushing them. I don't understand how is. just like yards. Sperm just died back. You know damn well Astra is going home. like man. I got to crank I got to crank. a couple out, man. My shit's not doing. it. What the? He's He's giving his a pep. talk before the race. All right, guys.

When we get the [ __ ] in there, we. attack. We go faster than Ash. Wait, this is real. This is a real thing. Oh. god, why are they dressed up like F1. racers? Thank you. Right. Two college. students battled it out in a sperm race. on Friday. Dubbed the world's first ever. reproductive health competition. The. combatants USC USC the ice bucket. challenge we just did. USC is doing a. lot. They're setting the trends. You.

know, they uh they brought back the ice. bucket challenge. Uh they are described. as two legends on the official racing. website. Should I be a sperm racer? I. swear to God, my [ __ ] fast as [ __ ] boy. I swear to God, I should be racing. I. think I might be in. Jacob, I say this. with love. Should I do a race? Yeah, just to do it. I I sign me up. DM me. I. say this with love. I seriously. me and Saturn are going to do a race. Y'all would both Who gets there quicker?

Think about Think about like our sperm. both dies halfway through the race. It. jumps out and I got someone pregnant, so. mine might be faster. Damn. See, I. haven't done that. You've done something. I haven't done in this life. Kayla, did. you know that? Wait, so you're a father? No, no, no, no, no. You're a father. A. father. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Not an. existing one. He was a father. He was a father. He was. a father for a few weeks. Oh my god. Oh,

I put it in the oven. Kayla, it's up to. you to say the next words. I put it. So, um, I heard we got some. callers in. Oh, right. Right. Um, wait, hold on. Hold on. Can I just see the. face off between these two guys at this. race face off? Yeah, right. Is it all I. want to know? I want to know. Do you see. the trophy? It's a [ __ ] sperm. Let me. see it. Yo, bro, imagine that. Are they. in a boxing ring? Are people holding posters and wearing.

jerseys for this? buying the. merchandise. Tyler, go Tyler. How does this work? Like, do they go. into a separate room and just like pour. their How does that work, actually? Oh. my god, she's carrying this. Wait, go. back. Go back. Go back. He had a. suitcase with a biohazard on it with [ __ ]. in it. Bro, there is [ __ ] in that cup. Wait. Right. Coming up. Oh my god. They're. trying to leave the [ __ ] the nuclear.

weapons in there. Can girls participate. in this? I was about thinking the same. thing. Can I like you and I. What the [ __ ]. This is not real. This is not real. They brought Ty dollar. sign. Ty dollar sign said Ty dollar sign. went home. Damn, I really just performed. at a [ __ ] must be said, [ __ ] dude. Just a year ago, bro. I just dropped. this album. It was so [ __ ] big. He's.

going into it. He's like at the sperm. race. Like do you think that like. historian he probably got paid a bag. How much you think the sperm race. committee paid Tai dollar on? Look it. up. Yeah. Wait. I bet you 70. I say I. say above 75. Yeah. That's what I was. really thinking. They might have given him 150. But think. about it for him. For him he'd have to. tell his team like I'm not performing at. a [ __ ] sperm race. Oh yeah. Why do I. lowkey feel like he did it for a man got. to be six figures to like laugh at that.

and be like I'm performing? I feel like. he might have done it for free. People. wager. 32 325,000. Okay. Could you imagine betting on that? Like how do you know? Do you just look. at the jawline? Hey, this is a question. for the for for for the ladies, I think. How do can you tell how fast a man's. sperm gun go? Like how do you tell height? Is it. height? Cuz if so then my [ __ ] slow as.

[ __ ] My [ __ ] walking. Asher shit's. racing on the TV. My [ __ ] would just be. like he won. He won cash. If it happens, if we get there, we get. there and then they just get murdered. Wait, he won 10K for winning. He won. 10K. Congratulations, Tristan. Woo. Let's go, Tristan. Fast ass sperm over. Well, that's so that's sperm racing. Kayla, I'll ease. I I I wish girls could.

do it. Like I feel like my sperm would. be fast as [ __ ] Is there a way to like. Oh my god. Wait, Kayla, do girls have. sperm. I have a new hybrid. Wait, do. girls have sperm? Do girls have sperm? I. think that's a fact. She's like have to. look that one up. Do they Do they Oh my. god, I thought they You tricked me, bro. No, they [ __ ] tricked me. Can we do. like an egg race? No, he looked at me. He looked at me and goes, "Yeah, they. do." And I go, "They do?" No. No. That's. [ __ ] up. Now every damn Jacob really. thought women have sperm. Wait, my bad,

guys. I thought you guys They do an egg. race. Like, what's the equivalent to. like a Say, can women Richie knows the. answer? What if it's like What if it's Richie? Richie, what did I just miss? What did I. just miss? He goes, "Women do this. race." Richie, what the [ __ ] Richie. Richie, I'd win every time. Freak. Freak. sit in the corner. Richie, you a freak, bro. God damn. Richie, that was freaky. as [ __ ] Richie is like the silent.

assassin. Like he's he's be chilling. until he just drops some crazy. Look up. Look up. Longest squirt. Long. All. right. We have confessions. Yeah. Oh, right. My bad, guys. Um, that's what I. was No, that's literally what I was. going to say though. That's so crazy. I. was going to say this. We are about to. do some confessions. We both posted on. our Instagram stories telling people to. call a number. The number was actually a. number for the show and we told people. to leave their most down bad confessions.

to this number and we received about 600. in the first. You were going to say. five. I just wanted to make it sound. cooler. 10,000 7,000. 6,000 6,000 people submitted their most. down bad confession. Oh, I'm cold. Are. you Do you want my sweatshirt that I'm. not wearing and don't have on me? You. can wear my sweatshirt. All right. Sorry. Bit's dead. Bit said sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. This becomes. an every episode thing. I'm quitting. I'm just kidding. You're acting like on. tour you're not going to sing. No, the.

streams are going up. Um, but yeah, we. have we have confessions. We posted a. phone number. So, yes, I was going to. say before we dive into other people's. down bad moments, I feel like you guys. got to share yours. It's only right. Wow. I was not expecting to do this on. the show. Richie, I agree, Richie. I. agree. Beautifully said. If everybody. else is going to say it, why shouldn't. we? I'm just thinking through my memory. here. I'm sure there's way worse moments. in my life and that's might be. frightening based on what I'm going to. say, but um I guess something that.

sticks out in my head cuz we were. talking about it earlier. or something. I already know this story. I was on a date with a girl and uh we. were like out partying. This was. probably like three or four years ago. and um she was a lot not a lot older. than me, but she was probably like 24. and I was like 19, maybe 18. And um and. we were having fun. Like it was a great. night. I might have like lost track of. time and lost track of drinks. And.

before you know it, I am just. like sitting there and uh we're just. like talking and there's some more. friends there. and I just start peeing. Like I. literally like I'm wearing in the car. Yeah. You started pissing your pants in front. of us. Luckily your. Yeah, I did. Jacob like he missed you.

I did. And uh and I didn't say anything. and I thought nobody would find out, you. know. I thought it was one of those No, I don't think she knows still to this. day. She's happily in another. relationship. Apologized. She has no. idea. You know who you are. Um you. superstar. Keep doing you. Um yeah, I I. pissed myself when we were hanging out. Uh no, I actually did. And um and that's. what I learned. I was like, "Okay, when. I have to pee, I have to pee. I might.

have a bladder problem." You can't. Why. are you talking about this like it's. normal? Like, no, it's not normal at. all. I'm really embarrassed. Um, but. this also happened like three or four. years ago, and I'm crying. It's just one. of those things. [ __ ] I can't I was. hanging out with her. I think I was like. looking at her, talking to her, while. being. like looking at her like like literally. just talking. And then then we got to my. spot. I fully just went straight to my. closet, took off all the clothes I was.

wearing, changed real fast, and was. like, "Nah, that [ __ ] was. uncomfortable." And then I swear I was. like still sticky. from your pants. No, but dude, [ __ ]. happens. Like, what the [ __ ] y'all? Y'all have never had some embarrassing. [ __ ] happen. Jacob. Jacob, I'm actually can't. breathe. All right, it's your turn, Kayla. Enough on me. You know, I just. want to say God. Oh my god, y'all are. haters. You're one of the best people. I've ever met cuz that is the funniest. [ __ ] ever. That's not even the worst.

We'll do some more confessions. throughout this uh the duration of this. Okay, moral of the story, Jacob pissed. himself in front of us. and it was RZ cuz they didn't know. I. don't think I tried to make it not. obvious. Yo, she [ __ ] with your. stream. She was streaming. I don't know what. that means. I meant like streaming the. music. Now that feels really crazy. She. was. All right. Anyways, Caleb, do you. want to say yours? Cuz it seems like. you're awfully like on on my [ __ ].

case about what I was doing. What about. you? Oh my god. Okay. So, um I'm going. to I'm going to try to be quick with. this. Um so, about a year and a half ago, I. moved to Tampa, Florida, broke up with. my three-yearong relationship, and I was. looking for a rebound. And that rebound. happened to be Emma's roommate. So, I. started to [ __ ] Emma's roommate. Um, he. was my fourth body ever. You know, this. is like a year and a half ago. I was.

fresh out. Whatever. It doesn't matter. And, um, I got That's a crazy word, Joyce. I'm sorry. You said I was fresh. out. Like, what the [ __ ] does that mean? Fresh out of a three-year relationship. So, I was like, I was trying. It might. be worth it to clarify for the people at. home. There's some guys at home like, "Wait, what did she just say?" She was. trying to do her big I was trying to do. my big one and it was in my best. friend's apartment. So, we started. [ __ ] and I fresh out of a. relationship was There's just no filter. on this podcast. I love it. Yeah. No, I. don't I'm honored to be part of this. I.

mean, okay. Yeah, Mr. Piss in front of. girl. No filter. All right. Anyways, anyways, what were you saying? I got attached to. him and so he while we were like hooking. up started to see his ex again. So, I. found out about him seeing his ex while. I was very um intoxicated one night and. decided pulling up on your phone to um. leave him a voicemail. Do you have the. voicemail? Yes. And um recorded. Why did. you save this? Because you're going to.

see why. This is so funny. Okay. Um I. left him this voicemail. Mind you, she. was just not me and her were not in the. right state at all. And she takes it. upon herself to be like, I'm going to. I'm going to call him. He broke my. father. And he was this. He was my call. And. just. [Laughter]. literally that. He broke my heart. Like.

he was my rebound and then he gets back. with his. Okay. So you screen recorded. your How do you screen record the voice. message? He sent it to He sent it to his. entire friend group and then they sent. it to me. So basically like the next day. he was like, "What the [ __ ] were you on. about?" And I was like, "I didn't do. anything." He goes, "Oh, you didn't do. anything." And then sent me the voice. memo. I hope to God if you're watching. this, you know who you are. If you are. watching this, he makes music. Use this. in a song cuz it is pure gold. I love. it. Okay, here we go. My most Can you. Yeah. If it's fire enough, it's fire. Ready? My most down. Let's listen to.

this intro of an album. Moses. down you around because [ __ ] that [ __ ]. And next I'm supposed to say point to my. face. That little ho. Is this you? [ __ ] my dick because I'm ready. I So. whatever your sunglasses my apartment. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Listen to.

this. I So whatever. Your sunglasses are at my. apartment. Your dick was in my mouth. Your sunglasses are at my apartment. Your dick was in my mouth. And to be. fair, the [ __ ] that he was [ __ ] was. talking a lot of [ __ ] about me. So I was. just really mad that allegedly. Allegedly. Not allegedly. She was allegedly. allegedly was talking. Right. So I I've. kept those sunglasses for like the past. two years. Great. I swear until I.

destroyed them. Ongoing. Oh, and then. Saturn destroyed I've had them. He. destroyed them like two weeks ago. They. were quaz. Your sunglasses were in my. apartment and your penis was my Yeah. So. literally this dude was simply just. [ __ ] insane voice. Saturn. Saturn. I'm so sorry that you No. The [ __ ] up. thing is I was wearing them and had no. idea about it until she told me. Oh, [Laughter]. and then you broke them, right?

Oh, yeah. I [ __ ] destroyed them. Oh, stomped on him. [ __ ] break the lens. Throw it out the window. Yeah, they're. done. Spit on him a little bit. Okay, but like, yeah, it's down bad. Like, I. was hooking up with a guy. I was mad he. was with his ex and so I left him a. voicemail to his ex saying that, "You. know what? You're multiple voicemails.". Wow. Well, Kayla, I think, you know, those are great things that we shared. Should we check out what the people have. to say? Absolutely. I That was a year. and a half ago, everybody. I'm a change. woman. I don't care about exes anymore. I let them go. Yes. [ __ ] man. My worst. down bad moment is uh Well, I won't.

sugarcoat it. I nodded to her Bib Emoji. Um, dude, I [ __ ] love you guys. It was back when the Snapchats were like. I'm not into like we didn't even listen. to the rest of it, but I don't know. She's looking a little extra fine. And. guess what? It felt great. Oh, I'm so. blind. I need to pull anything. Jacob. Jacob. He noted. her. Jacob, he noted to her.

I mean, like, what did she do to that. Bit Emoji? Did she like deck it out? Hella crazy. Can we just look at a. picture of a Bitmoji for those at home? Maybe some grandmas watching. We love. the grandmas. That's a Bit Emoji, grandmas. And for the audio listeners, it's basically just like a very It's. almost like a It's almost like a stick. figure. It's like the next version. serious. Sexy emoji. Sexy bit emoji.

Yeah. I get to that. I Nah, I get it. If. emoji's looking like that, I'm whipping. it out. Oh my god. If Yeah, I'm whipping. that [ __ ] out. I'm schlonging my schlang. to that. Look up hot man. I gota say that's the. craziest [ __ ] I've ever heard. Hot man. bit emmo emoji and I I'll see if I do. it. I do terrible things to that picture.

Oh, I'm just. Yeah, I'm doing it. Oh yeah. Nope. Not that. Oh, he's already. Next. It looks like somebody I Can I. Okay, honestly to that confession, I get. it to an You have to be intoxicated. If. you did that, you had to have been so. [ __ ] up. I think he was sober. No, please call back. Were you sober or.

drunk? Because if you were sober, I. can't support this. If you were drunk, maybe. Yeah, you sure hope maybe he was on. [ __ ] meth. I hope. Oh my [ __ ] god. Was that real? I don't know. I hope it. doesn't get crazier than that. Jacob, you were the one [ __ ] being. like, "Oh, go you." My boy. Yeah. Literally, have you ever heard of porn? You'd enjoy that, dude. Instagram. If. you love the bit emojis, dude, wait till. that guy [ __ ] finds out about porn. Wait till he finds out about real. He's. going to be like, "No way. Oh my god.

It's like the stick figures that I was. doing it to, but it's real people. Like. the people in my life in the flesh.". Oh my [ __ ] god. Wait till he finds. out. That'll be dangerous. He won't. leave the house for a while. Uber Eats. is going to see a spike. Uber Eats. He's. going to be postmating and Uber Eats. just staying at the crib. I can't spend. money on gas right now. All right. Okay. What's up? Let's hear. the next one. Hi. This is may not be the.

most down bad. moment, but I don't know anything else. I stalked this guy that was in my school. that never knew me and I never knew him. until I found out his whole family DNA. I found out his address, his age, his. full name, his mom's full name, his. dad's full name. I knew everything. before I actually met him. Casserole, we. didn't tell you to call in. I liked him.

Is that her name? Casserole. Is that. what we were calling her? Cass memory. No, that was a good memory. We were. friends for like three months until this. one time. So, they became friends. Um, this is a story, by the way. Uh, this. one time. I kind of want to just read. it. It's kind of Should we just read the. rest? Yeah, she's stumbling for a while. Uh, we were at the house. We were on my. computer, everything. I forgot to delete. it. It popped up. I found his mom's. Facebook and his dad's Facebook. So, it. all popped up while they were hanging. out. And I knew everyone in his family. that died. It's kind of awkward seeing. him in the house, but I kind of want to.

be friends with him again. Yeah, it was. kind of short, but like that's the only. thing that sounds bad. Anyways, bye. Okay. Can I be honest? That's not like. not that bad. I've done that. No, she. stalked him. She found out the whole. family's DNA. I mean, let's be honest. When I when I talked to a guy, she knew. his blood type. That's normal. I feel. that's a Canada. When me and Saturn. started like [ __ ] around, I knew. Saturn's blood type. I know his blood. type. I know his blood. What's his blood. type? I know where his dad lives. I know. his mom lives. What's his blood type? Uh. blood type? Yeah. What's his blood type? She don't know it. A positive. You're.

not anything else. Uh, it's not a You. don't know your blood type? I do know my. blood type. What is it? I'm waiting for. you to guess. I I know where your. parents live. That's all that matters. Oh, positive. Oh. Oh. Well, I will send. positive. She knows where you live. I. know where your parents I I know. I I do. that, but like not to the blood type. I. will send that. You do know where I. live. You send me flowers. Damn. Sending flowers to the hose now. Jacob, you're not crazy. Don't worry. Uh I don't know. Yeah, that.

was normal in my opinion. That was the. more normal one than jerking off to a. bit emmoji. Yeah. No, no, no. I got to. be real. That's the craziest thing I've. ever heard. That was wild. One of them. Everybody stalks though, right? I've. I've never like figured all that out. You've never like looked I'll be real. I'll be real. I got out of a. relationship with my ex and for like a. week or two after I was kind of looking. at her Instagram and who she followed. But after like two weeks locked her on. everything and moved on with my life. I. never I would never think to be like let.

me find out where her parent What is. that? How is that going to help me? I. just cared about like is she finding new. love? Is she going to find somebody. better than me? And then as soon as I. was like yeah she will. I'm not that. crazy. And then then I gave up on it. I. only stalk them when we're like [ __ ]. around. When we're done we're done. But. like I when we're starting dates into. each other, I want to know everything. about you. No, no, no. For a solid like 3 months. after me and my ex broke up, I made a. whole separate Snapchat to look at his. Snapchat stories cuz he blocked me. I.

made a whole separate Instagram. I'm not. going to lie, I've made a new Instagram. before. I made a new Instagram to look. at his Instagram. A lot of guys won't. say that [ __ ] He's owning it up. I did. it. Anybody else here do it? Yep. All. right. What the [ __ ] Hey, Saturn. I. knew I [ __ ] with you, man. For who? For who? I knew you were. extraterrestrial. For who? For who? No, don't worry about it. Don't worry about. it. That's my boy. Now we're boys. Me. and Saturn are boys now. So technically. that's some bro code [ __ ] That's some. classified [ __ ] Yo, what's up? My. name's John from Nebraska. 8 in thick.

went soft. Um, definitely not Jacob. Um, and Jacob, is this you? Nope. Jacob, obviously a big fan of the show. They said not Jacob. It can't be me. Can. y'all call back? 8 in soft. I'm going to. need you to call back. Yo. Yo. Who the [ __ ] was that? No. Call. back. Call back. Crazy. Like, who the [ __ ] did that? Hi. So, um, I basically Oh, this is going to. be really hard to explain. Um, but. recently I started to um take a business.

endeavor with this guy. Um, it's like a. podcast that we're doing together. Um, and the more we start the film, I'm just. like really realizing that the feelings. I have for him are real. And um, I don't. know. I I' I've had a crush on him for a. while. And I I just I haven't been able. to really come to terms with it until. we've really started working together. And like we're going into this office. like every other day and now we're like. hanging out outside of the podcast. I.

just What the [ __ ] is going on? who is. like him and I actually have a talk on. him, but I don't want to ruin our um who. is our friendship and you know we work. together and I I just I just don't know. what to do. I don't know. I don't know. I can I give her advice? I I don't know. Uh just please give me your advice. Can. I Can I give her Yeah, give her advice. Okay, whoever this is calling in Yo. Yeah. Who the [ __ ] was that? Whoever. Whoever's calling in right now, I just. want you to know like hella weird cuz we. have a podcast. No, that's what I'm. saying. So, I feel like No, no, it's.

like so weird because you know in that. audio message it was like I have a. podcast with somebody. It sounded like. you. That's No, that's weird. And. Saturn's right there. It's probably like. Briana Chicken Fry or some [ __ ] Oh, right. My advice to her is like just. keep it business professional, right? Keep it Yeah. Keep it business. professional. Like, girl, stay locked. in, girl. Like, girl, I don't know who. you are, but stay locked in. Stay locked. in. Stay. the talking about that and who that is, but who the [ __ ] is that? Just keep it professional and don't.

Saturn. What's your advice on that? My. advice is I'm sleeping on the couch at. night. That was. I don't know who that was. Yeah, we. don't know who that was. So, Saturn, we. haven't confirmed who that was yet. I. don't give a [ __ ] Why are you guys. thinking that's me? That wasn't me. I. would have said that was me. You could. read the email. It clearly says um. anonymous. It clearly says Elizabeth. Um, Beth, Elizabeth Brangali. So,

Elizabeth, was that Daniel Brongali's. sister? That's the thing. So, to her, Jacob, what would you tell her if you. were in her shoes? Keep it business. professional. Like, girl, lock in. That's like, girl, lock in. Lock in twin. because it's not that serious. And at. the end of the day, work is work and. outside of work is not work. So, keep. prep. Don't [ __ ] where you don't sleep. Okay, next one. Don't me. No. Exactly. Why are you all. looking at me like that? Yeah. Why is.

everyone looking at her? It's obviously. not her. Where you? That was not That. didn't even sound like me. Are we ser? All right. What's the next Don't have. sex with your neighbors. Don't [ __ ]. where you sleep. Literally. I think it's. [ __ ] where you eat, Kayla. Don't [ __ ] Don't [ __ ] where you sleep. Okay. Heard. Okay. Well, you piss where. you [ __ ] where you drive. So, don't have. [ __ ] Can't say anything to that. Boom. Well, good sex. Sometimes it just. happens. Best of luck to Elizabeth. I.

hope you guys work out that um that. relationship online and offline. So, all right, Elizabeth. One time, well, when I was little, I had a um him at the. disco post coaster um right above my. bed like on the. end like so my the bottom of my bed was. up against my wall and I had a um.

poster disco and I would kiss it every. night and just like talk. and me back because I was so with. Brandon Yuri. They look up what they look like. Yeah. What does Panic at the Disco look like? Wait. I love her. I love her. She's so. You are so real. God damn. Oh, he's fine. [ __ ] I do it. You She was panicking in her bed. Yeah, literally panicking in the bed frame. Panic at the bed frame. Panic at the.

bed. Panic on the mattress. Oh, it's. good. Honestly. Got it. Yeah. Oh, I go. up. Nah. No. That picture right there. That's a jump scare. That's a jump. scare. That's what she was making. That's what she was licking. She was. licking the poster before. Honestly, I'd. still do it. Emma. Emma. Emma. That's a different. conversation. He looks like a freak. He do look like a freak. Like he'd do. something crazy to you. Feel like he's. the kind of guy to just like he'd bite.

the I don't bite the What? That's not. what I was pick one in the Sorry. All. right. Oh man. Well, to this um to this. amazing person, um I I I support you. And if I had a. poster of like. someone hot, I would have done the same, I guess. I don't I I support it. I feel. like that's a candy. I used to watch. Katy Perry's uh California girls video a. lot. Wait, like dead ass? Watch. Are you. serious? Literally. And Ariana Grande,

the one where she's in the rocket ship. going to space. Wait, have you se um God. is a woman? I used to watch that [ __ ] in. the basement all the time, man. How. about God is a woman where she's like. fingering the earth? I haven't seen. that. You're going to want to take some. time tonight. Don't show me that. tonight. Um All right, let's keep it. going. Let's Let's hear some Do we have. like one or two more? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Bang It Out podcast. uh my name. I. can't disclose that information because. obviously just told me not to. But um I.

am a British girly and I have a crazy. story time to tell. So I don't know if. this would be allowed but uh please do. use it if you can. Um I had a best. friend of maybe six, seven years and she. shagged someone but I used Sorry. Shag. means hooked up to someone who I used to. chat to. I was still chatting to them. actually and she had him and they both. kept it for me and then when I found out. I went absolutely psycho. So um please. do that [ __ ] Wait, so confus No, no. What she's saying? Her friend [ __ ] her.

dude. Yeah, she's saying she was talking. to this guy and then that the girl the. other guy that she was talking to. shagged. Yeah. And Oh, I love British. people. Yeah, that is not okay. No, we. don't [ __ ] with that, dude. They are. That dude is not a real dude and that. friend is not a real friend cuz Emma. would never do that to me. Emma would. never do that to me. [ __ ] that. Would. never You don't do that to a friend. You. don't girl. It's like, you know, there's. boy code, there's girl code. You don't. do that. Wow. Maybe boy is different.

because I know boys kind of like pass. girls around. I feel like I don't know. if that's Wait, why is Saturn? I don't. think we can put that on all guys. Why. is Saturn laughing so much? I don't do. that. Why is Saturn laughing? I cuz I. just thought found it crazy. That's all. Yeah, right. Insane these allegations. Really [ __ ] weird. They're telling us. we pass girls around. Bonnie Bonnie. Bloop. Great subject for the podcast. Never mind. Anyways, [ __ ] that friend.

Literally, honestly, I don't know who. Bonnie is. You need to surround yourself. with people who would never do that. So, hi. Um, this is [ __ ] weird, but um, I. grew up Mormon and we went on a trip to. Palmyra, New York. And if you don't know. anything about Mormonism, they believe. that, um, Joseph Smith, the founder of. the religion, um, lived in Palmyra, which he did apparently. Um but anyways,

we stayed at an LDS ranch and it. happened to be across from a um a lake. and we did a lot of activities on these. lakes. Um and one night us girls who. were staying in like four different. cabins. Um but not all of us went and. did this. Um, and then the guys who are. on the opposite side of the campground, we all kind of a few of us kind of just. talked about sneaking out and just going.

to blink at night. Well, it happened on. like night two. We got in like deep. trouble after um we got some random dude. to buy us alcohol and weed and a lot of. us were. uh dripping. Turn that [ __ ] into a. nightclub. Holy [ __ ] What the [ __ ]. I'm sorry. Oh, that's [ __ ] up. Swinging. They were swinging. They were.

teenagers. Isn't that what couples Isn't. that for married couples? Wait, I think. that term only applies to married. couples, but I get the point. We are no. longer like our steak is no longer. allowed at this campground. Um, and we. almost all faced excommunication. Wait, like from Mormonism? Holy [ __ ]. Wait, they almost got deleted from. Mormonism. I think so. Yeah. I didn't. know that was a thing. There was a lot. of virginities taken that night. But I.

just think about how stupid it is that I. was so stupid as a teenager. But I got. honest. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. I just sense like a feeling of like. guilt and regret from her. And I don't. think you deserve to hold on to that. I. I actually think that like the one thing. that kind of made me a little bit like. wait a second is that as crazy as that. story is as as insane as that is. You. shouldn't feel bad about yourself for.

that. That's kind of my takeaway. I just. felt like at the end she felt like I was. such a stupid te No as teenagers. you. were a teenager and and you shouldn't I. don't know if like somebody's in her ear. telling her that she's a bad person. because of this, but I just want to be. the person outside of that to be like. crazy story. Sure, it's insane, but you. shouldn't think you're a bad person. And. I feel like it's cuz of the push that uh. a lot of religions have to like where. it's like don't do this, do this. When. you're a teenager, you you do dumb. things and make mistakes, but it's like.

that doesn't define who you are today. You're 24. You're an adult now. Like yeah, sure. That was like that's a canon event. That's like part of growing up and. making mistakes and now you have a fun. ass story. Likewome. Don't regret that. Don't hate on yourself for that. I mean, sure, if you could go back in time, you. might do it differently. You might not. partake in that. But the thing is, it. doesn't make you a bad person. It. doesn't at all. And uh yeah, I don't. know. That kind of made me feel a little. weird at the end when she was like, I. was such a stupid like Well, I would. have been there on the lake with you if.

we were all there. It would have been a. great I would have join [ __ ] if I was. living in Utah girl if I was there. I. would have been with you jumping in that. [ __ ] lake stripping. That sounds like. a great time at 16. [ __ ] yeah. Who. wouldn't? That's all I'm going to say. Do not I've been skinny dipping before. I never have. Really? Where have you. been skinny dipping? At my at my at like. a family friend's house in Virginia. In. Virginia. Yeah. You got hometown hus?

No. No. No. Not like a like a family. friend house as in like a friend of my. family like like one of those people. that you have to grow up and be friends. with, you know? Okay. Like where you. have to hang out with their kids. Yeah. You know, and you guys are forced to be. all like a summer turn pretty type of. moment. Yeah. And uh and so I remember. just. like getting naked and jumping in a. pool. I was never done that. Really late. at night. It felt about freeing. That's. a freeing feeling. Felt like my balls. like fell out. I want to do it in the.

ocean. It's so cold. Oh yeah, the ocean. would be crazy. You got to go to like. Italy for that. Go to Lake GMO. I just. want to say shout out to all the people. clipping this podcast. There was. somebody um who was the there was a. video that went viral from our podcast. that got like 700. Oh my god. It's like. the boiling pot 2.0. I just followed. them back. I love you. I followed them. Yep. Great people. I've been seeing a. lot of Jacob Sartorious balding. You want to address that? Yes, I'd love. to. I post a lot of Tik Toks. you know,

not really, but um I post sometimes. saying, and the top thing on all my uh. social media, the search recently, has. been Jacob Sartorius balding. So, I'd. like to do a closeup and just show. people how my hairline's receding. Cuz. what the [ __ ] do people think I'm going. to do? Come on here and be like, I'm not. balding. Of course I. am. I feel like you're not. But like, it's not insane. Like, I'm not going to. lie, you know? I started taking some of. that him [ __ ] you know, and I got my. flight to Turkey booked. Like, do people.

forget? No. Do people forget that I got. that? No, you got that. Do people. forget? I'm that guy. I'm Timothy, right? Even people forget if I if I. really wanted to, I could really go to. Turkey. But the only thing is when I. come back, I'm going to have to I'm. going to my head it takes months to get. So, you're going to have So, I can't. just get away with it. It's not like I. could just secretly do it and be like, "No, my hairline's been good the whole. time." I I would have to admit it, but. the thing that I've thought about, be. real, like I'm asking the audience. I'm. asking the audience like right here. You.

think if I just got like a little. touchup on the hairline, it's not that. I'm balding in like the actual head, it's the hairline. So, if I just got my. hairline moved up like an inch, you. think I could benefit from that? Cuz. then I'd do it. I don't even think it's. like noticeable. Yeah. Right. I feel. like it's not. Do you think people need. to get the [ __ ] off my dick? Maybe. Yeah. Oh, damn. That's crazy, guys. Get. the [ __ ] off my dick. I feel like everybody's tweaking. When I. was 13, I let that [ __ ] Oh my. Oh. Oh, Jacob. Yeah, that guy needs help. Is.

that you? That is me. That one. That's what I would look like. Bald. Really? I kind of [ __ ] with it. Dr. Phil. kind of. Dr. Phil. Um, let's see. Jacob Stori is. balding. Oh god. What the Wow. Look at. that one. Wait. Yeah. Go to that. Oh, wait. That No, the one to the left of. that. This guy. No, the one to the right. of Yeah. Is that me? Is that you? Kind. of looks like me. I kind of see it.

Looks like Hey, Arnold. So, do you think. Okay, so at a certain age, I got to just. rock the bald. Like, be real with me. I. feel like at a certain if it gets back. to here, like when do I do it? Are you. going to tell me in time? I'll tell you. I'll be honest with you. Swear to God. Yes. Cuz I shake my hand. When I When it. goes back past here, I promise. I swear. you're going to die. I promise. Either. that. Put that [ __ ] to Turkey. doing the. next episode in Turkey. Yes. And then I. was cuz if I ever like I I just then. I'll just rock that or like buzz it and. dye it. I think so. I was talking about.

it. Should I I saw some comments and. maybe the people are looking out for me. because of the hairline thing. Should I. get a mullet? Cuz people said get a. mullet. People said get a mullet and. it'll kind of take like the the pressure. away from it. It'll just be like okay. you're rocking a crazy. I might actually. do it and I want to get a a nose. piercing too. You guys think I. transform? one though. Like not one like. that. Like look up like um a little bit. like like that maybe. Yeah. Like that. Like that. Yeah, that'll be fine. I. think that's my favorite haircut of all.

time. That is my favorite haircut. So a. little fade like Yeah. Fade to a mullet. Yeah. Not with a long like girly kind of. mullet. Yeah. Yeah. Like I like that. And so you think I was just seeing. comments cuz there were there were some. people being like Jacob's [ __ ] bald. and [ __ ] this guy D. Then there were. other people being it was productive. criticism. It was like, "Hey man, you're. balding, but you'd benefit from a. bullet." And I was like, "Hey, that I. can work with." So maybe should I should. I go for one of those? Yeah. Yeah. Do.

you think I'd look fried with that? No, no, no. I think you do it. [ __ ] it. And. we do it here on air and then you get. your nose pierced in the same day and. you have like a full transformation. Jacob Sartorius mullet. Yeah. Let's see. what, bro. Have somebody edit you. Oh my. god. There's got to be I did have a. mullet. That's You did? No, that's more. like a lion's mane. That doesn't look Is. that Wait, is that actually dyed at the. end? I did. I dyed the back of it. I did. have a kind of a mullet. I don't know if that's a I think that's. just called not getting a haircut and.

not showering for a week. I don't even. know about that one, but I feel like not. like trying I'm not being rude. I think. that's not bad like at all. That's down. bad. Really? Wait, wait, wait. Is that. what you said or what? No, I feel like. that's not bad at all. I feel like when. you go to the other one. like like get some like I feel like I. look like I don't know. That's not bad. I would say get a mullet. Get a mullet. That's insane. I mean, I'm not going to.

lie. I'm not going to lie. It's fluffy. You know, there's a lot there's a lot of. volume there. It's fluffy, but I feel. like not only fluffy, but what the [ __ ]. was I thinking? You look like you might. attack me. I look like a [ __ ] lion. Like I would roar if you got close to. me. But that's like it's like good. No, but but the thing is the the blonde like. that was my old manager. She was like, "We need to do something different.". Like what if we dye the bottom parts of. your hair? Oh, I didn't even notice it. was blonde. Oh, not blonde. It was a.

cool Like the thought was cool. It was I. had never seen somebody do that, but. then I was like, I don't know. It was. like the hair poking out here. And I. feel better now. Like, you know, I don't. know. I feel lighter. There's a lot of. weight on my head. Pop on my head. No, I. feel like you have to do a mullet. You. have to experience it. But not the Can. the comments please comment, guys, and. be productive. Don't just be like, "Fuck. you, Jacob. You're a [ __ ] weirdo. I. hate you. Have a terrible day." Cuz I'll. cry. But just prefer I'd prefer if you. were like, "Jacob, I know you're balding.

and I'm sorry." And be empathetic. because that's [ __ ] mean if you're. not and just be like, "Help me." be. like, "You would benefit from this. hairstyle. You would help with this.". Like, come on, guys. We're [ __ ]. family now. I can't be looking like. that. I kind of I feel like that might. be the move. That No, I I actually could rock bald. If I really rocked it confident as [ __ ]. bro. You could rock. If you have a bald. head, you just have to be confident as. [ __ ] Every bald person I've ever met is.

the most confident mother I've ever met. in my life. Have you seen Mr. Clean? Yes. [ __ ] is so on. icon. horsecock. All right, you know it. Well, they don't have it in the commercials, but wow. All right, Kayla, this has been. a jam-packed freaking episode. This has. been. And um next episode is going to be. a lot more serious, so I'm happy we had. fun this episode. I hope everybody. prepares for episode 5. Um um so yeah, thank you for watching episode 4, episode 5. Thank you so much. God bless. See you next week. Bye. Who to lose?

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