WENDY ORTIZ STOOD ME UP! | Ep #31 | Bangin' Out w/ Kayla Malecc & Jacob Sartorius

And so I'm in this nice dress shirt. I've got the flowers. I've got everything. I'm in dress shoes. I don't dress like that. Look at me. I'm. a bum. Like. I was so nervous. I had finally got. myself worked up to do it. And I got. stood up. Banging out. Welcome back to the banging. out podcast. >> I'm your host Jacob Sartorius. Wow, that's so PG. What the [ __ ] No, I like. that. >> No. I like that. >> I'm your other host type K. Okay, keep.

it what it is. Big J, got it J. J like J like whatever y'all want. Um you have a hickey. Okay, I like. actually like I'm so. >> that? I remember people did that in. middle school. I was supposed to cover. that up before I came in, but then like. a lot of [ __ ] went on this morning and I. forgot. So. >> I I don't support hickeys past the age. of 15. Okay, wait, no. I don't support. hickeys at all. Okay, wait, that sounded. terrible. Okay, that sounded so bad. I don't.

support 15-year-olds getting hickeys. either, but it's very much a thing you'd. see in middle school. It definitely does. give off some. >> Middle school vibes. I cannot believe. that that just came out of my mouth. That's a clip. That's a clip. >> I'm sorry. That's a clip. What a way to. start. >> What a way to start. What a great start. >> Wait, so yeah, okay. I guess we'll just. keep it moving. I'll try not to notice. that. >> like I. God, I didn't even know like it was. there until you called it out on. FaceTime to be honest. Yeah, I did see. it on FaceTime. So that's been there for. days. That doesn't make sense to me. Blood was really sucking on that.

Um. >> Have you ever given a girl a hickey like. like are you bad at hickeys? What? That's such a weird thing to ask. somebody. Okay, maybe that wasn't fair. >> bad at hickeys? >> I don't know because like Emma, she's. really really really really really bad. at hickeys and it's really funny. >> She tells me. She's tried to give me a hickey on my. arm before to show me I'm pretty sure. Oh. >> And like she can't do it. You know, my. grandma I told her about a hickey like a. while ago cuz my dad was mad at me I had. a hickey like 5 6 months ago and I.

called my grandma to tell her about it. and she was like bro my grandma said. this she goes don't let a man give you a. hickey anywhere above your waist. She. was basically telling me to get hickeys. on my my grandmother. Love my grandma. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Love me me. Me me. >> Me she would love you. Really? >> Yeah, she probably would. She's like a. rager low-key. Really? >> one time on Christmas she's going to get. so pissed if she sees this I love you. Um my family was like turn out like get. her to stop drinking because you know, she just loves her wine. She can't put. her down the cup. >> She can't put down the cup and she comes. in for Christmas holding like you know, like just a cup and she was telling.

everybody it was water I helped her I'm. like oh do you want me to grab the cup. she goes don't tell anybody this [ __ ] is. full of wine and she ended up getting. like drunk as [ __ ] on Christmas. >> Hell yeah. >> like the little secret. >> Merry Christmas. >> Merry Christmas. Honestly. Uh some. people may have difficulty giving. hickeys due to factors like their lip. shape, mouth size, or skin thickness of. the person they're. >> Yeah, I'm actually really small mouth. All right, yo what the That's not weird. That's like like how it like if you make. it weird it's cuz you're thinking of it. in a weird way. >> not thinking about it.

[Laughter]. Oh yeah, Emma's not here for the past. month. Yeah. >> If she's not here next week I guess. she's. There's a whole Reddit thread how do I. give a hickey? That is kind of upsetting. But like yeah, I know. How do I make him. laugh? >> Kayla, Kayla, you're about to be 21. I. think you got to leave this behind. >> like on your side about this. Like I. think you I think you got to leave this. behind. Richie, should we leave the. hickeys behind now that we're all. getting older? >> Yes. >> Brother, should have left the 2015. I.

Can I tell a story? Can I tell a story. it'll be really quick about it and then. we'll end the about the hickeys. I don't. think I've ever told this story. So. we're going back to a dark time. This is. around March of last year. I just met. Voldemort Evan and he had a court thing. and it was like to see how long he was. going to get sentenced for like a DUI or. something like when I first met him and. so I go to court with him and it's like. very [ __ ] serious and Emma and her. boyfriend end up showing up to court. like an hour late. They were supposed to. be there at like 9:00 they show up at. 10:00. Emma walks in with her hair like.

literally balled up and black hickeys. Like I'm talking these hickeys were. black and purple all around her neck and. she walks into the courthouse looking. like I look at her and I go. this man's about to be sentenced to like. could be a year to jail and you're. walking with like black hickeys all. around her neck. When she was dating. that guy oh my god Gavin's going to get. mad now, but she oh my god that girl. didn't have a day without a hickey. And they were like dark it was really. scary. Feel like that's not what you. want to hear about like your current.

girlfriend. >> I'm sorry Gavin. Like yeah. Oh man, she just loved those hickeys. Oh. God see this is why I like need somebody. here to like like watch what I say. >> know. I feel like I'm really free right. now. That's a good thing. >> thing. >> Like I think that's back to the we're. back to square one. We have no one else. in the studio today. NOT EVEN JOHN. Not. even John. It's just the inner circle. today. >> it is. >> And it's beautiful. Honestly, do you. guys like the feeling Richie? We love. it. We love it. We're free and we're.

beautiful, but we do really miss Emma. I. will say that. >> We do. We miss Emma. Yeah, bring Emma. back. Where the [ __ ] Emma? I'm going to. [ __ ] kill you. I'm going to murder. her. Wow. That's a threat. Um. Kayla, you saw Benny Blanco in Target? Oh my god. Okay. How did that happen? I I I have a story. about this cuz this is like I made a. whole story time about this on Tik Tok. because I'm like this is like if you. want to know what it's like to live in. LA like this is what it's like to live.

in Los Angeles. Like to a T. So I go to Target at 9:00. p.m. on a Saturday cuz I need hangers or. like a clothing rack it was one of them. and so I go into Target and I'm. literally 5 minutes into my stroll to. find my items and I hear this voice that. sounds so [ __ ] familiar and I'm like. what the [ __ ] like it was a very famous. voice couldn't put my finger on it. I. was like what? I turn around and I am. met with Benny Blanco right behind me. with like seven people in his team and. they're talking about getting gift cards. and [ __ ] like that and I'm like oh my.

god that was Benny Blanco. I like run. over to the other I'm like. hyperventilating cuz I don't see famous. people at all. I've seen Kid Laroi once. and. one other person can't remember who it. was, but like I don't see famous people. and so I'm like what the actual [ __ ] is. going on? So I walk over to the drink. aisle the other side of the store he's. walking towards checkout and I'm just. calling everybody I'm like I just saw. Benny Blanco like this is insane like I. love him. I think he's with Selena Gomez. wasn't Selena, but she looked like her. and I was just freaking the [ __ ] out and. I grabbed my [ __ ] I walk over to.

self-checkout expecting that was the end. that was the end of it. I saw him. whatever. I'm checking out and I look. over three aisles like three little. checkouts and he's sitting there just. checking out with his with his friends. or people I don't even know and I'm like. oh my god and then all of a sudden he. walks straight over to like the. Starbucks right next to self-checkout. and he's just standing there and I'm. eyeing him. I'm like I have to tell this. man I love him get a picture something, but I decided not to cuz he's so famous. I know he can't do anything let him have. his Target run and all of a sudden. another person from his team comes over.

they grab their phone out lift it up and. everybody and there's like five other. people at self-checkout like it's not. busy and they go smile and everybody. just looks everybody knows it's Benny. Blanco. Everybody's trying to be. respectful. Everybody smiles and we're. taking a selfie with Benny Blanco at. Target self-checkout at 9:00 p.m. >> the picture. Can we pull it up? >> [ __ ] got this picture? Because it was. somebody on his team that took it. Damn. >> Well um yeah, so they take a selfie. which I was like like it's not even a. fan taking a selfie it's Benny Blanco. taking a selfie with somebody on his. team and everybody at self-checkout. I'm.

right there. >> That's crazy. >> SMILING SO AWKWARDLY. THAT'S CRAZY. >> even know what to do. Look there's like. It looks like everyone was just smiling. like this let's just enjoy this moment. She does look like Selena Gomez by the. >> I know. I know. So everybody smiles. >> sister? >> I thought it I looked it up it's not his. sister. I guess it's just somebody in a. circle that looks like her. If you look. in her hand she's sipping a super sip. So this will play into my story, but um. So they were drinking in public. I don't.

understand what was going on. So I'm. like freaking out. I'm in this picture. awkwardly smiling and then all of a. sudden they walk outside. I'm [ __ ]. shaking. I'm like I love. >> That's public drinking. Well. >> Isn't that? >> Well, it's not open. You said that you saw them. I didn't. I'll get to it of what they were doing. outside of Target. So. I love Benny Blanco. I love Benny. Blanco. I love him. So I'm shaking. I'm. like oh my god. Oh my god like they just. had their [ __ ] wedding. He's so. famous he just got nominated for a.

Grammy. Like oh my god. So. I'm shaking and then all of a sudden. they walk out and then two other people. walk over to self-checkout and I'm like. literally putting my card in to pay and. she goes literally this is all the. people that's there by the way maybe 10. people. She goes. Okay, listen up if I call your name. please come up to me. Who? I'm like what the [ __ ]. >> that? Uh some of the one woman that was. working with Benny. She like walked over. when they left and goes if I call your. name please come up and she goes if your. name is Ashley please come up to me if. your name is Ben please come up to me.

and she starts listing names of people. that should come up to her and like I. don't know what I was so close to lying. and saying that my name was like some. [ __ ] and what pisses me off is my. sister's name was Ashley and her. fiance's Ben if they were there with me. I could have been in on this whole bit, but they don't [ __ ] live in LA. So. What were they they were playing. charades in. >> No, they were like trying to like. recruit people for I don't even know. what. She had a list. >> The Illuminati? >> I don't know. She's reading off a list. being like if I call your name come up. to me and she calls Ashley Ben that's. all I heard. There was one other name. and I like walk past her I'm like If.

your name is Satan. >> Yeah, like Pull up. >> some weird ass [ __ ] I was like what the. [ __ ] are we recruiting for? And so I. walk out and then I just see Benny. Blanco and six other people outside of. Target dead ass like just yapping and. basically having a kickback. Like they. were just all sitting talking. >> Like he wasn't an A-list celebrity. So I. get in my car I drive past him and I'm. like I'm going to do what I have to do. and I yell at him that I love him and he. said he loved me too and. >> is there a video of this? >> Yeah. I love you, Benny. I LOVE YOU.

YEAH. ALL RIGHT. >> SO, I YELLED that I love him and he says. he loves me, too. And I made that Tik. Tok talking about it. I really wish that. he commented and explained what he was. doing. I actually think I spoiled a. really big plan for him. And also, I. think I'm I'm about to spoil your. [ __ ] plan, Benny Blanco. And also, there was a Jew wagon parked out front. that said like milk and honey or sugar. and honey and something. So, I think. he's releasing a brand in Target and. that he was recruiting people to be in a. video for it. Wow, that's pretty cool.

You want to know something crazy? Benny. Blanco and I went to the same middle. school. He's from Reston, Virginia. >> What? >> up like 3 minutes from my house. We had the same teachers in school. But, he's just a lot older. Yeah. Mr. Huffer. Do you think he'd see this? Maybe. >> like Benny Blanco? >> I've tried DMing him so many times. Yeah. We're both Reston boys. Bro, people in my comments were delusional. though. They were like, you have more. followers than him. He'd know who you. are. I'm like, you're ridiculous. He's. an A-list celebrity.

>> he's like the goat. >> People were like, who's Benny Blanco? I'm like, get under your rock. Like, you're so stupid. >> on the podcast. >> He wouldn't. I I spoiled his plans. He. might be mad at me. >> I think randomly Benny Blanco eventually. would come on this podcast and it would. be hilarious. >> He's so funny. Yeah, he's super. >> The way he said he loved me, the way. he's just taking selfies with people, kicking it at Target at 9:00 p.m. Benjamin. Well, that's what I was going to say. You said he was recruiting Bens. His. name's Ben. Yeah. Like, one of those. things like, you know how they have the. Ryan convention or all the Ryans are. meeting? >> Yeah. It feels like that.

>> But, isn't it weird? I was so pissed. Like, my sister's name is Ashley, the. first name they called, and she's. [ __ ] engaged to a Ben. If they were. there, who knows what would have. happened. We might have been brought to. Benny's house and like. like. welcomed into the crew. Who the [ __ ] knows? I want to know what. would have happened. >> it. So, you're telling me they were just. in the checkout area just saying, "If. your name's so-and-so, come over here.". >> picture's enough proof that this. actually happened. I swear to God. I. have witnesses. Recruiting? Recruiting.

We have a Ben over there. >> And if he was there, Ben, you could have. been in on it. Y'all missed out. That's. insane. Shoutout to Benny Blanco, though. He seems cool as [ __ ] I've. actually never met him. Who just kicks. it at Target at night? Like, you're so. cool. You're so cool. >> That's like some small town vibes. >> That Yeah, it's like. >> Like, let's get drunk outside of a. Target. >> Yeah, he seems really nice. >> That's cool, man. I wish I took a picture. Well, you want. to know what happened to me recently? I'm buckled. So, I got invited by So, I. met I talked about Wendy cuz I'm in love. with her, but.

um I talked about her on this podcast, Wendy Ortiz. >> Oh, she's so bad. Yeah. God. My dream. girl. Like, you know, like, please. Now, um and uh so, you know, I shot my. shot. We kind of were going back and. forth through edits. That is not Wendy. Ortiz. Why is that the first image on Google? Wendy C. Ortiz. Bro, Richie's trying to. tell me. >> This isn't her. Bro, she's trying to. tell me Look, hey, let me tell MY. GODDAMN STORY. ALL RIGHT. SO, Wendy Ortiz and I are. going back and forth on like Tik Tok. edits, like liking each other's videos.

through I think the fans' name is Josie. And um. and uh yeah, even Alabama liked one of. the ones shipping us. How random is. that? >> Yeah. All right. Fast forward, I get a DM from. Evelyn, Wendy's sister, and she invites me to be. the blind date for when she hits like. 30k subs on Twitch. >> up. Like, shut up. So, you know me, I'm. like, yeah, I'm down. And I get a random. text that's like, today. Like, are you.

free today? And I was like, sure, yeah. So, I'm racing around. I get a great. outfit on. Um you know, I went and bought bought. flowers. Um you know, I was all prepared. and very excited. And the original time. was like 2:30 and then. uh. Evelyn was like, no, no, we got to move. it to 6:30. >> And how long were you guys like texting. for? To like plan this? Probably like all. day. No, no, no. I mean like since the. first text. >> Oh, like 2 weeks. Like, or a week and a. half. And then um she goes, "Actually,

could we do like 5:30 or 6:00 or. something like that?" And I was like, sure, yeah. I I get my videographer Omar. to take out of work. So, he leaves work. and then he goes back to work because it. got moved to 6:00 and then he pulls up. again after he's out of work at like. 5:00. I'm all ready. I bought the. flowers. I'm ready. Like, I I was so. nervous. Like, so nervous cuz I I don't. really go on dates like that. I've maybe. been on like one or two dates in my.

life. And I was practicing what I was. going to ask. >> Can I say he literally FaceTimed me and. was like, I'm so [ __ ] scared. I was. giving this man a pep talk for like a. week straight. Yeah, no, so nervous. And. I finally got myself like, I'm going to. do this thing. It's happening. Like, the. time was there. You know, I was going to. take like a shot of tequila and go. And. um. right as soon as we're about to leave, I get a DM from Evelyn that says, um oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. We actually.

messaged other guys and um. they are actually on the way. So, we. can't do it. >> How long before it like Like, 30 minutes. before 6:00. And I live like 20 minutes. from where they were doing this. So, we. were leaving. >> minutes before you were supposed to be. there? Yeah. Oh. And so, I'm in this. nice dress shirt. I've got the flowers. I've got everything. I'm in dress shoes. I don't dress like that. Look at me. I'm. a bum.

Like. I was so nervous. I had finally got. myself worked up to do it. And I got. stood up. Technically, it's not Wendy's fault. It. it's just like a scheduling thing and. then, you know. But, um Wait, who was. the new guy that showed up? I don't I don't know. Like, I don't. know. No? Noe, whatever. Noe? Seemed. like she had a good time, though. So. Oh, yeah. But, that's actually like. Yeah, that sucks. Like, that does suck. >> pretty upset, but it Oh, see, look at.

Oh, man. I You know what? I ship I ship them. That is sad, though. You were Like, guys, I don't think I. feel like it would have been funny, at. least. >> have been so funny and I don't think you. guys understand the second that Jacob. got this text. >> he looks at her, dude. Like. You would have looked at her like that, too. I would have tried. No, Jacob, ever. since he knew about this, it's he has. called me almost every day. We've been. talking about it. He's been so nervous. Like. >> so nervous. >> of, he was like, I don't think I could. do it. And I like sat there, gave him a. pep talk. I'm pretty sure Omar gave you.

a pep talk, too. Oh, I called my. parents. I was like, this is my big day. They. were like, it's worth it. Like, you're. going to crush it. Like, the. adrenaline's going to kick in when you. get there. You're going to feel great. You were watching. Can we say what happened when you were. watching the stream as you were about to. go? What? When um So, this is before they. canceled. Um this was like at 2:00. And. uh Wendy was trying to guess who the. blind date was. And she goes, "Okay, I'm. okay with anybody except one person.".

Yeah, she low-key said like, I don't. want it to be. >> She said I don't want it to be. But, also, I think it she was she was. saying she didn't want it to be people. she hasn't met. So, like, she I think. they've met before. Wow, Richie's making an edit of us. Anything as we speak is actually so. >> that would have gone so viral, BRO. >> THAT'S SO VIRAL. >> LIKE, that looks insane. That's so. viral. But, yeah, no, I was bummed, man. Like, I got all ready, but maybe it'll. happen, you know. Maybe I maybe I'll.

give those flowers to somebody else. I. was going to bring the flowers today and. give them to Richie, but. I was actually they're sitting on the. couch. I was going to bring them for. Richie and just ask. her to. >> You want to go on a date with. >> love to. >> let's go get some nice food. Oh, where. we going? Let's go to like Boa. Steakhouse. Whoa. All right. All right. >> Maybe y'all GET LUCKY. >> WHAT? [Applause]. LADIES, Jacob is a catch. No, it's. first date. Oh my god. >> sad. I was going to have a watch party. for this. I was so excited. Yeah, I was.

I was a little bummed, but you know. what? It's not Wendy's fault. It's not. >> a blind date. She didn't know about it. Um I think Evelyn reached out to some. other guys that were higher up on the. priority. As I tend to be. And I'll just keep. >> That's so [ __ ] sad, Jacob. >> had held high. >> Jacob, you're our number one. Never. forget that. You're never our backup. I feel like you get clipped a lot when. you talk about her. So, maybe now she'll. be like, okay, we will meet. Look, it's all love. I'm still in love.

with you, but I I I can't get in the way. of It seems like they have a love story. now. >> I'm so that she actually would have went. bonkers. It really Yeah, it was also. just content. Like, I was just excited. for the clips. Like, That would have. been crazy. >> No, that would have actually been like, imagine how much we'd have to talk. Richie, this person's 52 years old. >> Yeah, Richie, like Like, that's my. Wendy, dude. That's Richie's Wendy. I've. been daydreaming about this Wendy since. we brought her up. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I feel I feel bad. No, it's. okay. I.

Yeah, it was a little bit of a letdown, but hey, you know what? I I called I. called my parents and I was like, guys, I got stood up. And they were like, you. know what? You just got to pop out next week, go on. a date. What if you guys set me up with a blind. date? Should we? Bang it out. GLD. It is so hard to find like quality. men's jewelry that actually looks good. Saturn's birthday is coming up. I'm. trying to find him some good jewelry. I. want to get him something nice, but I. don't know where to shop. Well, that's. why you should check out GLD. They.

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it. Kayla, you have Kayla, we'll plan. it. >> I I have ideas. Kayla, I'm just going to. text you and we're going to keep We're. going to keep those, Jacob. Oh, no. I'm. not going to do that. Kayla, I promise I'm not going to do. All right, that's not I was with her. like. >> Like three nights ago, twin. You you. know Richie has your back. I I know Richie. >> Richie, I promise I've got ideas. No, we're going to work together on it. Me. and Richie got this. I actually take back this idea. >> No, we're It's already happening. It's. already in motion, Jacob. I'm down. I'm down. I want to go on a.

blind date. >> I'm sad. And I was pretty bummed. >> say though, the fact that she didn't. know, it's not her fault. She wasn't in. contact with you. It like it's not. Wendy's fault. It does It just sucks and. especially since it was like literally. 30 minutes before scheduled time. Like. wasn't the last text sent being like. text me when you're on the way? Yeah. And then Cool. And then. Yeah. Yeah, it was a little bit It was a. little bit upsetting. But, you know. what? Plans change. Yeah. But, life's still beautiful.

>> I texted you? I wait, can I read what I. texted you? I think it was really. motivational. No, I actually can't read it. Read it. Come on, twin. Okay, I want to read what. I sent to you. >> What did you say? I I don't know if you. read it. It was It was right after we. got off the phone. You were like you were like just keep. being you or something. >> um. Okay, wait. It's right here. I said. I said okay. Better things are coming and everything. happens for a reason. Now, you'll be on. Justin's stream.

Oh, yeah. Hey, Justin. Hey. >> go. Not thing Not saying because I've been. getting clipped a lot and people think I. hate Wendy. I do not. I love Wendy. I've. said that multiple [ __ ] times. We're. going to get into that in a second. I'm. not saying that Wendy's stream There's. better things than Wendy's stream. I'm. saying because Oh my god, I like I love. how scared she is. >> I [ __ ] Can I like share my. experience? >> right into defense mode. I'm not But, I'm not actually saying that because of. No, I was I I FELT BAD BECAUSE JACOB. GOD, you know, it was I It's a [ __ ]. situation. I think anybody would be. upset if that happened to them. That's.

sad. It makes me sad to hear. I was It's. a letdown. It's a letdown. At least you. got the text letting you know though. Like I have just been sitting there. ghosted for hours too. Like it's an. awful feeling. At least you got let you. know before. And Yeah, that's what I'm. saying. Like at least you got the text a. little. >> I've waited at a coffee shop for about. two hours. And then I ordered an Uber. >> That's the worst feeling ever. >> What? Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been stood. up. It's the worst. 100%. It's It's a. terrible. But, when you don't get a. text, like at least cancel on me. Guys, stop it. Jacob, he's a good guy, guys. He's not like a piece of [ __ ] What are.

we doing? I think people just like I don't know. [ __ ] be crazy. Yeah. Justin Stephanie. goes, "Yeah, you're just a piece of. shit.". And Richie goes, "Bitches be crazy.". [ __ ] be crazy as hell. Me and Stephanie are the angel and devil. on your shoulder. I love that. No, yeah, no. I think Kayla, you don't have to. worry about Kayla's never said anything. bad. Like there's nothing to defend. >> address that? Yeah, but I just don't think it's worth. it, but you can, yeah. I don't think.

Like if people watched the long form, you've never said anything bad. >> I knew this would happen when we started. a podcast. Like that things would get. clipped out of context. Even though this wasn't even clipped out. of context, I do not understand how this. like opinion was formed. I I genuinely. do not understand, but I knew this would. happen. It just pisses me off to the. extent that people are taking it like to. like actually genuinely like. death threats and [ __ ] like that over. something that doesn't even make sense. So, I'm going to clear it up. I was so. [ __ ] irritated. I was about to make a. 15-minute Tik Tok. I didn't Uh okay. So,

basically. like. three day four or five days ago, I was. laying in bed. I go on Tik Tok and my. comments are filled with like, "Why are. you hating on my girl Wendy?" And I'm. like, "What?" Like I've never done that. Like the one clip that went viral of us. ever talking about Wendy and everything. was. >> Like don't be hating on my wife, twin. Yeah, but like it was them shipping you. That's going to get clipped. That's. going to get clipped. I'm scared. I'm scared. And so, I'm like. the only thing I've ever seen go viral.

that of us talking was the ship edits, which I've reposted every single one. I. follow Wendy on every single single. social media platform. And when we. talked about her, I was saying how proud. of her I am, how she just bought a. house, hyping her up, like saying how. bad she is. Like I'm like, "What are we. talking about?" So, I look up the clip. cuz I'm genuinely confused and somebody. had clipped the segment of us talking. about Wendy and me explaining how Wendy. got to meet Kylie Jenner and it had to. do with Alabama and apparently there was. some drama with Wendy and Alabama. Like way before. Not even drama. Mind.

you, this is not something that came out. of my mouth first. This is something. that had been online drama that I'd seen. online. We are a pop culture podcast. I'm not the one saying anything about. their friendship. I'm not saying I like. I was repeating what was being said on. Tik Tok comments because we're a pop. culture podcast. And if you watch the. [ __ ] clip 30, not even, 10 seconds. after that [ __ ] was cut, I go, "I love. Wendy. She's bad as [ __ ] I I literally. I'm like I love Alabama. She was so. nice. That's so real of her." I. literally the whole clip that y'all want.

to [ __ ] cut and make seem something. that I don't even understand. The whole. thing is Kayla, you better not [ __ ] this. up for me, no cap. >> No, because I'm saying I love Wendy. Twin. No, cuz I'm saying. >> Yo, twin. No. Cuz I'm not going to let Cuz I'm about. to read the comments. I'm not going to. like I don't give a [ __ ] about hate. comments, but the [ __ ] that was being. left under a video that genuinely wasn't. even out of context, but truly made no. sense on how people got this opinion is. so ridiculous. Like go on my repost and. I repost edits of them. Like it's just. so ridiculous. If you watch the clip,

I'm begging you. If you're one of those. people to comment, go and watch the full. [ __ ] episode. I left a timestamp. actually for you guys on the clip so. that you can watch it and see that I I. do love Wendy. Right? I literally love. Wendy. I was so excited for their. stream. I still love Wendy. She's so. [ __ ] successful. She's a [ __ ]. single mom working that [ __ ] doing her. big one. And Alabama is doing her big. like I'm proud of all of them. Like. [ __ ] I'm not going to sit here like. why are we pitting women against women? So, without further ado, here are the. dumb asses that needed to listen to. this. Okay, here we go. Okay.

Aqua. Aqua Salem said, "She is no long. She is no longer relevant, so she had to. hop on the wave." Somebody goes, "No, dead ass. We even know this girl." She. then replies, Aqua goes, "Why doesn't. she just talk about how she does her. makeup horribly and got beat up by a. man?" Good one. That's awful. Yeah, no. These are horrible. Then we have one by. um. Uh it's just a heart heart girl, I. guess. Kayla girl, Alabama and Wendy. talked about it on stream. Kayla's mad. because she got no clout and no bag. She's mad because she got beat the [ __ ].

up. Mind you, you sound so [ __ ] dumb. cuz if you watch the entire clip, I'm. saying how much I love Wendy Ortiz. You. are actually ridiculous. Um then we have. uh. Where is this one? Uh. "This is why she got beat because she. can't be quiet." by Kaya. By Jackie, "She needs another beat." All. of these comments have over 100 likes. over me simply explaining a pop culture. drama that if you were to be a actual. smart person, you would be like, "Hmm,

before I form an opinion, let me like. see the full clip." And you would see. that not even 10 seconds later, I'm. saying how proud I am of Wendy and I was. simply explaining a pop culture drama. and that I love their friendship. I love. I don't even have beef with Alabama. anymore. Love like I don't think we Our. beef was even ever that serious. Love. Alabama. Love Wendy. Happy for them. Proud of them, very successful women. And I might bro, I've DM'd Wendy wanting. to go on her stream. I love her. So, you. are [ __ ] dumb. So, before like this. is to all the people that write comments. before looking into it, [ __ ] you.

I had to. Oh, no. I respect it. I. respect it. >> No, that man that had to be said. Kayla, go off. Hell yeah. Like just watch what. the [ __ ] you say. You're so dumb. If. that clip was actually me talking some. [ __ ] do your big one, but it wasn't. But that's why you don't even have to. address it. Like. >> feel like I have to. >> like it's not they're just taking [ __ ]. out of context. It's [ __ ] They be. crazy. What Richie said. >> this isn't going to ruin it between you. I'm sitting here now say I love them. It's just those people that are pissing. me off. Do you think that ruined it for. you? No, no. I don't think so.

>> Are you scared? No, she already has a new man. Like I. think her and Noe. No? No, I think she likes you. She said. you were cute. She was just scared to. meet you. It's really like I want I want. Oh. >> They said you were her type. Remember on the stream. They did say that, but I think that I. don't know. I don't think she uh. Look, I look it's I love Wendy. >> I love Wendy, too. >> I'll always be in love with her. Um. it's just you know, it's like seeing an.

ex. Like they say, right? It's like I feel like I I'm going. through my first. >> Alabama looks really good in that. That's actually insane. Yeah, they both. do. They look really good. Uh well, So, let's keep it. >> I I had to clear that one up. We both. you know what I didn't have to clear. that You didn't have to clear anything. I just got stood up, man. But I'm sorry. that you guys that you had that. experience with her fandom. >> scared. Like it's I don't want her to. think I hate her because of No, I don't. think anyone does. I don't I love Wendy. I think some of her fans think that, but.

you just cleared it up. It's all love. I. want all the I want all the queens in my. life to love each other, and we just got. to keep things positive. Have you ever had two girls not be. friends because they both want you? Like Richie said, what did what did we. say? [ __ ]. They be crazy, dude. That's true. Who's. the craziest uh [ __ ] you've ever met? You. Actually? Yeah. >> Wait, dead ass? Probably. You're up. there. Yeah, you probably what but like.

on what's You're just crazy. I like. that. Jake got really nice. But like. crazy in a good way or a bad way? Both. Really? Yeah. You're like um. like uh Why am I crazy in a bad way? >> Ying yang. Why am I what's crazy in a. bad way? No, you're just very crazy sometimes. Like I like. um Like I've seen you like dancing. on the floor in a pool of alcohol. Blackout drunk. >> Haven't we all? That is bad crazy. That. is bad crazy. That is bad crazy.

>> crazy. >> Okay, so then if that's. >> It's not I wasn't saying in a bad way. >> Okay. I thought when you asked that. question like who's the craziest like. >> Wait, I I actually really respect that. I'm glad that I'm up there. Who would. you say is like top? You. That's really. nice. I'm kind of scared, though. Why? I've also just like yeah, I don't know. I've seen. I've seen some crazy things. I'm a crash out. I've seen I've. definitely seen her crash out. For. sure-ly. I'm a I'm a crash out. >> That's my twin for real. I feel like. when you. when you like I'm a crash out, too. Like.

we're all crash out. >> We're all crash outs. We are. I just. I get mad easily. I think I do have. anger issues. My dad told me that I. probably do. Maybe I need to go to. therapy probably for it. Should we keep it moving? Dude, this mic is just not working with. me today. Okay. >> There's one that's been.

It keeps like collapsing. Oh, this one doesn't have a hard on. >> a blue, too. >> This one needs a blue, too. >> Yeah. Yeah, it keeps just. Speaking of that. Speaking of penises. >> Yes, my favorite topic. >> Haley Bailey? Is that. >> I love her. I love Haley Bailey. >> TikTok star comments. on her ex-husband. saying that his. you know what was too big. His strong. I've never seen this strong. All right. Let's see it. Like.

Like. >> Yeah. No, I'm not saying but like Yeah. Yeah. Shut the Our whole marriage. >> Shut the [ __ ] up. No, dead ass. Shut the. [ __ ] up. Dead ass. >> Shut the [ __ ] up. I was going to try it on. Yeah. Therapists, doctors. >> You're [ __ ] lying. >> Looked up like lipo. >> Lipo is crazy. >> Lipo for a penis? Like what does bro. have? Like. Are you sure he wasn't just like using. his leg?

Who is this guy? Yo, let's look him up. Look him up. Look him up. Look him up. Look him up. Look him up. Matt, what's his name? Matt Kalil. Let's see if does he give off BDE? Big dick energy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. >> Oh my Oh, bro. Oh, brother. >> 10 inches minimum. Oh my. Bro. That's like. Yeah. OH MY GOSH. OH. AFTER PENIS and he offered 300k. I.

actually know a lot. I've met Haley. like 2 years ago, and I will say from. what I know, I don't want to air out her. business that there are other factors. into why they did get a divorce. He was. like apparently a piece of [ __ ] Like. horrible person. Um but that is I didn't. know that about the penis. That ended it for me, too. Yeah, that's. like type [ __ ] like what I have to deal. with, too. Like a lot of people are. like, "Yo, it's just too big." Like and. I'm like, "Guys, like you know, we could try lipo. Like I'm not sure if.

that's just going to work." Richie had. to try that, too, right? Like last time. >> I had the other procedure, though. I got. lipo added. But you got a penis. reduction cuz it was so big. >> an improvement. I I took the fat from yours, and I. boosted mine. Oh, that's crazy. They told me. >> I was going to be giving it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad I could help, man. Like dude, I. appreciate the donation. For sure, man. Like. Yeah, like type [ __ ] like they like. doctors from when I was very young.

>> how much that must suck? Like that might. actually be worse than a micro penis is. if your dick is actually too big to have. enjoyable sex. No, that goes hard. Like. all the comments, all the guys that are. commenting are like, "Bro did it for. us." Like W's. Yeah, like what a man. What how would you know? >> so lit. Imagine your ex-wife comes out. and says, "Yeah, I couldn't even do it.". You know how many girls are now like, "I. want to try.". >> Bonnie Blue's in the DMs for sure. >> Oh, yeah. Okay, but I will. Um I've had Apparently, I saw somewhere. that it was like two Coca-Cola cans.

So, length or girth? I think both. Yeah. >> Yeah, no. That's like giving birth every. time you have sex. >> Yeah. Wait, so bro has like a eggplant. Bro, dead I will say I there was this one guy. I knew really like large penis, and it. just wasn't enjoyable. Like it gets to a. point where if it's too big, it actually. isn't fun. Like it's like get the [ __ ]. off of me. All right. See, I'm not going. to cap no more. Like yeah, no. My [ __ ]. not even close to that. I think what's. worse a micro penis or one that's too.

big to have enjoyable sex? >> I think the micro cuz you're just. depressed the whole life, but with the. Like you might be able to find someone. who's like. Bonnie Blue. What do they call that? A. size um a size queen. An XXL. >> Isn't it called a size queen? >> One that I don't I like how you know. that. Wait, look up what what is a size. queen? >> Can I pee really quick? This is actually. a perfect time for me to pee. Wait, what. does that mean? Um A mattress came up. A size queen. >> Oh, oh. Urban Dictionary, what is that?

A woman. who dates That's it. Men with big dicks. Who are at least 8 inches. Yeah, well. God bless. Oh, wait. Do most Do most girls not care. how big it is? No. Actually? I don't. know. You hear a lot about boyfriend. dick. I You know who's heard a lot about that? Brother, tell me about it. Me. Dude, that's like the one thing people. tell me. I'll say it's a compliment. Uh. It doesn't sound LIKE THE BEST.

COMPLIMENT, but I'll take it as well. Like I want to be that I want to be that. vacation dick. That's what I'm saying. No, no. That's not fun. There's certain. angles or certain positions you can't do. with a dude that has a big. >> to be that Bahamas No one wants to ride. them on Bahamas. That's going to hurt. And my knees say. no at 25, quite frankly. I think. boyfriend is very much respectable. because it's. it's not Okay, yes. Not only is it. reliable, but also more comforting. It's. someone who's willing to actually pay.

attention to what your needs and likes. are instead of someone who's just trying. to get a [ __ ] hard on and smash the. [ __ ] out of you. Right. Yeah. >> Like I it's just it's a different type. of dick, and sometimes. >> people like Richie and I we're trying to. we want to be vacation You guys want to. >> be boyfriend. >> don't want to. That's the issue. I think it all has to do with throw the. boat. Some of the best sex I've ever had. was. >> Throw the boat? Motion of the boat. >> Oh, oh. Like like the some of the the. >> the best sex I've ever had was from men. with not insanely large dicks. Like I've.

And then the insanely large dicks, it's. like probably my bottom. Like it's just. not like it hurts. It's not fun. You. don't want that every day. That's. actually not fun. You know what? You. know what's the quote I heard? The best. >> I were like, "Damn, that sounds lit.". >> The best sex of to be the guy where. they're like, "Hey, it hurts." The best. the best dick of your life will be your. husband's. That's the quote I heard. If. if Okay, Richie, if you could pay a. hundred every time you did a hundred. push-ups, you got an inch added to your. That's insane. Would you be getting. shredded?

Shredded is insane. >> honestly to a point cuz I. would you do a quick 200? >> Yes. >> Quick 200. >> I'd have to stop after that cuz like. again, there's the excessive I don't. want to be like this guy. So much dream. inchage. Um. 12. Yeah. 12's insane. Are you guys. [ __ ] kidding me? Nobody wants that. Nobody wants that. I'm going I'm going. Jason love. Like I'm how big is it? >> telling you right now that that is too. much and you still want it. >> No, but I'll tell you what the men want.

I think we just want to be told that. we're 12, even if we're not. >> I think we just want the compliment. Just lie to me. Tell me it's the biggest. you've ever seen and we are in business. >> Just lie to me. Just lie to us a little. bit and we're so happy. Yes. Low-key. like just tell me like This is so. literal cuz we'll be like yes, your. 4-incher [ __ ] makes me feel good. >> Yeah, and that would break my heart. That would genuinely break my heart. I. don't care if you're telling me a. compliment like I It's still so weird. >> a good thing when they say it's the. perfect size. Like that's a genuine.

thing. Like oh, it's the perfect. >> No, no. I. I've listened to podcast before and they. say like I've said that when it was like. really small. >> that when a man had with me with the. micro I laughed in his face. Okay, that's like an exception like. that's like too small but like but I've. definitely been told before like you. have boyfriend. But that's a compliment. That's It's. like no, I'm not I'm not trying to hear. that. >> I I I I Like I'm not trying to hear all. that shorty like lie to me. Tell me it's like the craziest thing.

you've ever seen. Tell me. >> But then would you think she's lying? From the galactic empire. Richie secretly has 12 inches. He's like. No, I would I would love to hear that. Like I would just it would feed into my. delusions. I think girls do a good job. at making sure to not say numbers. because obviously we pick up the fact. that numbers are a big issue for guys. because that affects you know, your. whatever feelings ego whatever it is. So.

we do a good job of saying not saying. numbers. The reason why we say boyfriend. is because boyfriend is someone you want. to stick with long term. That is someone. we want to [ __ ] around with for the rest. of our lives. That's why we also say. husband is the best because that's how. we see like what boyfriend / husband. It's facts. >> Because it's someone we want to be with. for the rest of our life. Like if I. think about writing a. 10-incher for the rest of my life, I'm. going to be bleeding. I literally shoot me in my mouth. Oh my. god, not to mention sucking a big ass. You want You want me to go down for. base? Go No, I'm not deep throating your.

10-incher. head. >> How did I start Who start How did this. start? >> I have no idea but point being is I'm. not No, no, this was the topic. >> a topic. Bailey, Bailey, this is your. fault. It's Bailey's fault, bro. All. right, Bailey. That's all I got to say, girl. Yeah, no. All right, well. Oh my god, imagine. >> Richie, one day we'll have husband. dick I was going to say husband dick. sounds good but pause. Okay. Wait.

What was I saying? Next topic. Yeah, next topic. [Music]. God, this new merch collection just. feels special. It feels different. You. know when you see a bunch of people that. just look all the same and then you see. that one person that stands out from the. crowd. That's how I feel wearing this. This purple shirt is probably my. favorite from the collection. Which one. is your favorite? >> The yellow one and when we were looking. through designs, I knew the second I saw. it this would be my favorite. I'm. stealing this.

>> So it's $32 for $32 you could feel like. me. Hey, we. >> also got hoodies. Let me just end it off by saying. everyone loves a sweatshirt. Can I say. that? Match with us. >> and tag us in the merch and we're going. to be reposting and we're going to be. FaceTiming some of you guys in the bonus. episodes. Woohoo. See you guys there. Go. get it. You ever wonder what the [ __ ]. gets cut from these episodes? MAN, [ __ ].

NAH, YOU'RE TWEAKING. NAH, NAH, NAH. Chill the [ __ ] out. >> Everybody's favorite influencer is. But y'all want to know what I saw him. doing? >> No, dead ass. Chill the [ __ ] out. >> who I found out that's dating? Nah, you're [ __ ] tweaking. YO, DEAD ASS. CHILL. CHILL. STOP. STOP. ALL RIGHT, WAIT. WHAT'S OUR NEXT TOPIC, BRO? We got We're just Wait, can I ask. something really quick really quick. really quick? When you. is it like a. what what is that called? Like a um.

What's What's the word for when it's. like a very important moment in your. childhood like a um core Is it a core. memory? An actual thing that men do when. they measure their dicks with a ruler? Yeah. Yeah, probably. What do you mean probably? Have you done. it? Yeah. Ben said yeah. Yeah, I've used like my phone before. And then I looked up. >> phone an accurate ruler? >> Well, then I'll look up like how how. long is the iPhone 15? >> the iPhone.

15? Okay, okay. >> Then I just yeah. I've never like used a. real ruler. Have you guys used a real. ruler? How was that? Humbling? I mean I was in like fifth grade. probably the first time so it was very. humbling. I was like [ __ ] And then it. just grew as time went on, you know. As. puberty hit it was all fine but I. remember being a fifth grader like [ __ ]. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S A core memory. for girls? Okay, Stephanie I hope you relate to. this. I've seen it all over my for you. page. This is so I.

I can't even say it. I actually don't. think I said Okay, a core memory for. girls and I know some girls are going to. listen to this and relate. When you're. like like fully when you first gain. consciousness you're like eight or 10. years old and you look down and you grab. You want to like cut it off. What? >> No, but I pull. I want to pull. I want. to. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Like it's weird. >> Cut off what? >> Like you're like you're. vagina labia like all of that. >> Yeah. Wait, get on the mic. Get on the. mic. Yes, GET ON THE MIC. YEAH. SO.

You're like I don't relate to the full. extent of snipping but I think the big. thing is a lot of girls pull. We like to. tug on to see how long the goes like. Edit everything. I I don't know what it. is. >> People, it is an actual thing that a lot. of young girls have given themselves. labiaplasties in their bathtub at like. 10 years old with a pair of scissors cuz. they don't think that their [ __ ] is. normal. I swear to god this is a real. [ __ ] thing. >> It's not It's not just that too because. we also compare. Like you look at. stereotypical like science books or. whatever Yes. Sorry to go to that way.

but [ __ ] are like really nice. especially if you have lips that are a. little bit more exposed. Like if yours. doesn't look like what the picture looks. like, we feel like we're wrong so we. just want to uh get rid of it, you know? People have literally cut their [ __ ]. off their Like people actually when they. were young have cut their [ __ ]. cuz because they think it doesn't look. right. It's like an actual thing. I. remember like when I was young I grabbed. a pair of Yeah. If you relate, thank god. I didn't but. Okay, listen. Some of us went to the. extent Some of us were just pulling on.

that [ __ ]. >> like pulling your balls to the ruler I. would say it's like a core thing for. like almost every si- single woman I've. ever met that like that's what they. would do when they were young. Pull on it, want to cut it, be like what. the [ __ ] is Yeah. Once I started. grabbing The biggest thing was like. using them as like freaking I would. squeeze them. I didn't have enough for. that. I didn't but I had a little bit of. fat that I was just like it was like my. own stress ball and sometimes I still do. that. Me as of five months ago. Oh, me as of FIVE MONTHS AGO. YEAH, cuz. nobody talks about this.

>> No, like sometimes I'll be watching a. movie and I'll just have it just like. here, just chill it. It's like a girl. thing. I'm like but I can't say it's a. girl thing cuz my boyfriend will dead. ass like sometimes we'll be asleep or. we'll be cuddling and he'll just have it. like cupped right here. It's like an. emotional support sometimes. Like [ __ ] a. bra, I just need my boyfriend's hand. Anyways. That was good. So equivalent to ruler is. a labiaplasty as a 9-year-old child. You guys hear about those Starbucks bear. cups? I'm glad you mentioned that.

I'm glad you brought that up, Richie. Um. So yeah, what's up with these Starbucks. bear cups? No, we should be making women's things. comfortable. I don't want to be the. weird guy throwing that up. We want to. make everyone feel comfortable. We love. everyone and. Bro. Bro's aura farming, bro. No, I'm really. not. It's just things I don't know about. but I like to be informed about things. and I like everyone to feel comfortable. in their own. >> have daughters or whatever, just be like. everything's good. I love you. You're. normal. Your body is perfect or. whatever. I don't know.

That's true. That's what it is. We're. all beautiful people in beautiful bodies. and you guys have nothing to worry. about. >> an actual canon event? That's what I was. looking for. Canon event. That is such a. normal canon event. I like it's actually. so insane. Anyways. Jacob's. Yeah, no. I'm so happy and I agree with. Richie. No, like I do I do think that's like the. equivalent of what we were talking about. so I I agree. I think it's just a little. bit like I've never heard of that. before. >> yeah, nobody talks about it. >> standard though. It's like women should.

be able to talk about that. We're. talking about our dicks for 10 minutes. Yeah. We should you know. Wow, that's a. conversation for the next conversation. That's fair. That's valid. >> like vagina's so taboo. Anyways, Starbucks bear cup. #freethevag. #freethevag, bro. Free the vag. Bro, next Coachella. they're wearing like [ __ ] like just. things with their puss out. Richie has an alternative motive here, bro. Richie Richie Richie's RICHIE'S. BODY, BRO.

RICHIE STARTS a #freethe. and he. Richie has an alternative motive. Yo, Richie's like yo, that's. >> You sick [ __ ]. You guys twisted my words. That's crazy, bro. That's actually so funny. Kayla, what. the [ __ ] is a Starbucks bear cup? >> Have you seen it? >> Mhm. Well, we talked about it on the. phone. >> Yeah, you said you've seen people. reselling them for like 900 bucks, right? Can we look it up? Oh my god.

Like bro, what up? You wouldn't know. it's a baby cup. Shut up. People are. assaulting Starbucks workers over this. [ __ ]. But like why? Dude, 2500? Oh, yeah. No, no, no, that's 26,000. >> Thousand. Oh my god. Sorry, I'm not good with numbers, guys. 2500? Where's 25 in there? >> Wait, are we dead ass? >> I was rounding down. >> Wait, are we. ARE WE DEAD ASS?

AS LOW as $1200 a month with Klarna. Just pay it off in monthly d- That's a. car. Why does IT SAY DNA INCLUDED? >> THAT MEAN? >> DNA? WHOSE? >> Cleaned by request. >> What? Wait, someone put jizz in it? >> What the [ __ ] are we finding? >> a jizz bear? Is that what this is? >> I [ __ ] hope not. No, it's Is that why. it's so much? >> Can we investigate? Uh. wait, DNA?

>> I'm about to start crying. What does. this mean? Um. >> No, this has got to be like some. trafficking thing. >> I hope it's just the fingerprints of the. hands. >> 700 people viewed this in the last 24. hours. >> No. We're one of them. Let's check their other items. Yeah, yeah. Receipt. C-3PO. Oh, that's my. stuff. Oh. Who's buying this? I bought C-3PO's. >> Where does it say five pockets? Does it. say. Oh, wait, that was my receipt. Oops. I bought C-3PO's head the other month. Really? Yeah. It lights up and talks and.

everything. It's awesome. >> Wait, what does? I bought C-3PO's head. Wait. Wait, I thought it was a sex doll. for a second. Sorry, you scared me. >> I'm sorry, guys. Just seeing it once is. not So, why is this one $26,000? Cuz it comes with the. >> Come. Cleaned by request? Nathan, it's a man. Nathan, it's. Nathan buys and sells. He has one. follower. It's [ __ ]. >> He's sold 16 items. Wait, but how much do they usually go.

for? They were like 30 bucks at Starbucks and. sold out in an hour of release at 4:30. in the morning. It seemed like 3,000 is. the average for the new ones, but with. more. Who wants this boy's jizz? What the. hell? Mind you, it's a. bear. Mind you, it's [ __ ] stupid. I. just saw a video of some girl who was a. Starbucks barista and at 4:30 in the. morning, they open up at 5:00 or at. 4:30, they go to like set up at 5:00, they open. She said at 4:30 when she was.

walking into work, which mind you, waking up at 4:00 in the morning to make. coffee is insane. Like that is like what. my dad does and he works at the mill. Like Starbucks baristas already deserve. a lot more like respect than they get, okay? Bro, there was a line wrapped around at. 4:30 for this [ __ ] Starbucks cup. And. so. at like 4:50, she grabs one before the. people come in from the front for her. friend that she was going to like give. to her friend. And her super. visor goes up to her and goes, "I'd put. that back if I were you because like I'm.

worried for your safety. Like these. people might hurt you." She puts it. back, can't get one. People when the. store opens rush, grab it. People are. like verbally assaulting her, screaming. at her about this bear cup. Like and. I've seen so many stories like people. are assaulting, verbally assaulting, fighting other people for this [ __ ] ass. bear cup, which mind you, for $9 you. could get a goddamn honey container, empty it out, put it in a different. container, and sip out of it. This is so. stupid. Yeah, but it's kind of cute. It. comes with a little Starbucks beanie. Ugh.

What are we doing? You want to [ __ ]. That's so uncomfortable to hold. I don't know. I think it's kind of cute. >> it so quick. You shoot it? >> Yeah, right in the head. >> He's just a little nice bear. He's a. [ __ ]. It is pretty cute. >> $26,000 jizz bear. People are getting assaulted over this. So, are they sold out everywhere? >> Everywhere. I made a video defending our. Starbucks baristas yesterday. I was. like, "Hey, I saw that. Didn't you make. your own? Took 20 bucks. Damn.

20 bucks. 20 bucks. And what did yours look like? Is there a. Tik Tok? >> Well, we don't It didn't end up. >> Well, it looks okay. Let's see. Let's. see what hers ended up looking. >> Just. you know. It's the next video. Yeah, yeah. With me. pouring out the honey. Yeah. Oh, you. really took like a honey. Oh, yeah, go to the very oh, very end of. it, I show it. I try to put a sock on it. Don't Yeah, look. And you put a straw on it?

Mm. I did an okay job. Look at that. [Music]. I'm trying to help the assaults. Rishi, don't zoom in. It doesn't have a beanie. Well, I put my. sock on it to try to make a beanie. Right there, right there. Somebody said it looks like Frank. Gallagher and I. [Laughter].

No, that's valid. Looks like it was worth it. Looks good. I should have got like an American Girl. doll beanie. I didn't have time, though. No, honestly, it's art. I love it. It's pretty beautiful. >> to interpretation. Yeah. So, yeah. For some, it's a great. piece. Thank you. MoMA. What is MoMA? >> Yeah, I actually don't know what Museum.

of Modern Art. Uh. What is MoMA? Put it in the MoMA. It doesn't look very modern. What do you It gives like medieval. Yeah. Medieval, like jousting. Smithsonian. Smithsonian, yeah. Yeah. Like in a thousand years, someone's. going to come across that and be like, "What the fuck?" So, SoMo. Mr. Bark for me, Mr. Call Me Daddy. Remember that? Uh no, I can't recall, actually. >> Oh my gosh, well Could you Could you.

refresh my memory? Yeah, so wasn't he. like yelling at his fans I think. to like bark for him. And then some like 25-year-old went to. the show and she wasn't happy with the. experience. Long story short, SoMo's. back, guys. He can't be canceled, I. don't think. He's a dog now this year. He just played at SNL. And he's And he's nominated for a. Grammy, Best New Artist. So, shout out to SoMo. He's back, better. than ever. He looks like he's thriving. >> I don't know. Everybody says he's a. creep.

Cuz I'm. a creep. I'm a weirdo. We need you on the podcast and ask you. about this. Wait, why do people say he's a creep? Cuz he told 15-year-olds to bark for. him. Why the hell am I telling 15-year-olds. to bark for me? You know what? Look, I'm happy for him. He's back. He is back. You know, you know who I. hope wins Best New Artist? Alex Warren.

Yeah, Alex Warren deserves it. All the. [ __ ] way. If he doesn't win, I'm. going to be so pissed. Who's nominated? Addison Rae, Cats Eye, SoMo, Alex. Warren, um this girl Olivia Dean, I think her. name was. How do How do I know the whole [ __ ]. list? God bless. Oh, not going to lie, Olivia Dean. Give it to her. Wait, do I. know her? >> Be the man I need. Tell me you got. something to give. If I want it. Let's. place votes. Olivia Dean or Alex Warren.

Olivia Dean, Alex Warren. I'm going to. go Alex Warren or Lola Young. I'm going to go with the Marias. I love that. You're not going Addison Rae? I do. >> I think she's going to get last place. No, I want Addison Rae to get it, too. I. I just I I she deserves it. She's very. talented. Yeah, she's fire. >> And she's a really nice girl. I just I I. look like Alex Warren, so my my loyalty. lies with my neighbor. Are you guys not.

locked in with Olivia Dean? Do you not. know her? >> know. I don't know. I feel bad. I. probably do. Olivia Dean. Sing it, actually. >> was singing it. >> again really quick. No, I'm not doing it. again. Why? >> Cuz I want to hear her sing it. This is. my wife. I love Olivia Dean. She's gorgeous. I love her. Do you want to marry her? She's like. magical. Like if you guys watch her. perform, like the way that she's just. like so happy, she has such a great. aura. Like such an uplifting vibe. I really.

like her. Looks like. we're making up for lost time. Uh-uh, already know. I can't leave it alone. You're. on my mind. Why do I not know this? Is SoMo. nominated? Yeah. Oh, yeah. So, it's. going to be somebody. I think it'll be. It might be Addison Rae, man. Do you. think? Mhm. I think it'll be Alex. Warren, 100%. That or Cats Eye. >> Cats Eye I think. >> Cats Eye is massive. They're having a.

crazy year or year. Yeah, I I. I really I hope Cats Eye wins. Sorry, I. like them. Yeah, they're awesome. >> Eye or Alex Warren have it in the bag. Valid. Valid. Do you have anything else? Oh, oh, I was. going to ask you, do you ever think. about ending this podcast? Okay, that. just gave me anxiety. What do you mean? Like I I actually my heart. >> about it. Like No, not like that. Well, technically, yeah. But like are there. ever days where you're like, "I can't. believe we do a podcast every week. Like.

we really have to show up every week.". No, I'm grateful that I have a schedule. because before I had this podcast every. single day, it's hard to do social media and not. have a routine. For sure. >> Because you don't need one. There's no. structure. So, to have something that I. have to show up every single Wednesday. for, sometimes three days a week, sometimes, you know, stay later. Like I. like that and I look forward to it. There are days where I'm like, "Damn, I. wish I could like just move to Florida, buy a house." But it's like. I don't think I need that for another.

few years. Like I'm freshly about to be. 21. Like I don't want to settle down and. get a house until I'm like 25, 26, 27, 28, 29. Why do you think you want to end. it? >> No, no, not at all. >> I'm getting like excited. >> No, no, no. No, I was just curious. Like I almost. wanted to start the episode asking that, but then I saw the hickey. So then I was. like, oh, let's talk about that. But no, I was just curious cuz like today I was. in the shower and I was like, wow, I. really have to be there at a certain. time and do this. Like it's a. commitment. It is. That's why I like it.

though. I'm not like that great with. commitments, but like this is something. that I we've actually stuck to and it's. been really rewarding. Yeah. But I'm. just thinking about it sometimes like, wow, like. like when I'm flying home to for. Thanksgiving, like we got to get back to. do this. Like we can't just go move like. you said somewhere else. >> what almost like keeps me motivated in a. way. It's like the one month that we. didn't shoot when we were in Australia, I felt so lost. I was like I was like, oh my god, I've fallen off. I don't know. what to post. I don't know what to do. Like this is just like I love this.

>> us up today. >> And oh, before we end this episode. >> I love you, Samara. Okay, we didn't know if we wanted to. talk about this cuz it is really dark. and I know that there's like a lot of. people still healing from the situation, but I have been like. seeing everything that's been happening. and like basically if you don't know, there was a group called the Glow House. and in the Glow House was a girl named. Samara and Zuza. And Zuza was battling. cancer and unfortunately passed away.

about a month ago and obviously. everybody there was like really close. with her, but especially Samara. And so. Samara's been dealing with this online. and in the beginning absolutely. everybody was so sweet and as you know. how the internet works, after a month. it's been only a month since her best. friend has passed away and people. >> was 14. >> So sad. It's actually so I was sobbing. Like I was actually sobbing. This. happened when I was visiting Arizona and. I was just sobbing. Like she's sweetest. girl ever. And um after a month of.

Samara posting about it and like being. depressed as any normal human would, like people grieve for years and people. are already telling her she's dragging. it, which is [ __ ] like I hate the. internet. So rightfully so, she made a. [ __ ] video 2 days ago basically. cussing everybody out saying that. nobody's been there for her. Nobody's. been supportive. That some people in the. Glow House were fake as [ __ ] like not. even really friends with Zuza and she. was just like calling everybody the [ __ ]. out. Damn. As she [ __ ] should. Yeah.

People are worried though. They're like. we they think she's like going manic, which like. if she is, like hoping the best for her. and hoping that she like gets help, like. not help, but like. you know, finds time for herself, you. know. It sucks. It's so That's why I. [ __ ] hate the internet for some. reasons. Yeah, for sure. One of the. reasons. Like that's insane. I could not. imagine like my best friend passing away. from cancer and then after a month of. being sad, oh, you're dragging it. Like. we want your get ready with me's back. Like who the [ __ ] are you? Like it. doesn't just take a couple weeks to.

process something. >> No, and then she would make a dancing. video acting normal and people be like, you got over it that quick. >> Exactly. No matter what, like yeah. >> unfair to her and she's like I'm pretty. sure she's only like 18 or 19. Wow. Well, sending love to Samara. Love. Samara and she stays clocking [ __ ]. Absolutely. And tons of love to Zuza's. family. >> Yeah. >> and friends that are processing or. grieving that. That's awful. Yeah. It's. actually so sad. I actually didn't You. informed me about that. >> I've been watching them. Like they've.

popped up on my free page since like. last year. So I was like, no [ __ ]. way. I should I was sobbing. It was really. But I've heard of the Glow House before. Yeah, apparently it's a bunch of fake. people. Damn. But they're all like 15, so I'm. like, Wait, so Samara just called out a bunch. of people in the house? Yeah, she was. like calling There was this one girl, Alexis. I don't know who that is, but. she was like She literally on the video. was like, [ __ ] you, you're Bro, Samara. starts the video being like, [ __ ] you if. you follow me, you [ __ ] you. I don't.

care. Like it was it was good, but she. clocked everybody's [ __ ] Her. Apparently she's like fake. I don't I don't know all the details, I'm sorry. But yeah. It's crazy. It's fun to say. Team Samara. Team Samara. Sending lots. of love. Sending lots of love. And. that's a that's a very grounded way to. end the episode. >> Very real way. I think we we talk about. crazy, chaotic, inappropriate stuff and then. now we're back.

talking about real [ __ ] Really good. >> Which is cool. That's I guess the. contrast of this podcast, right? >> Yeah. Well, do you want to. sign us off? We love you guys. Thank you. for watching. I feel like this was a fun. one. It was. It was. It was all over the. place in a good way. Like we covered a. lot of different things. Well, please. leave a like, subscribe, join us at. bangingout.com. That's without the G, even though we both are Gs.

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