WE'RE DROPPING A DISS TRACK | Ep #2 | Bangin' Out w/ Kayla Malecc & Jacob Sartorius
I have a question. Okay. Would you ever. make a diss track with me? Only if it's. about this one mother. and we got to mute the name, but his. name's. If we can make a diss track about him, I'll do it for your YouTube channel. I'll produce it. We'll record it at my. apartment. I have the whole studio set. up. We do it to the not like us. beat. We not like. bang it out. Welcome back to the Bang It. Out podcast. Let's bang it out. That was.
really good. That was really good. It. took me a couple tries. I'm like really. hung over right now. Oh, are you? Yeah. I What were you doing? Jacob, I texted. you last night at like 11:30. I was. about to go to bed like 1:00. Like 1:00. a.m. Yeah, it was closer to 1. Um, I was. going to stay home and be chill and I. was like really crashing out and um, I. got a Party Full notification, which. also I need to talk about Partyful after. this because nobody knows what that is. unless you live in LA. Yeah. I got a.
notification and it was a kickback at. this Hollywood Hills mansion. And so at. 11:30 I order a. bottle. I get ready and I a whole bottle. and fireball. I brought the whole thing. with me too. We pull up. I wasn't even. on the list at this point. Like Emma was. I wasn't even on the list. Emma, you. were on the list. If I get a party full. notification, I'm filling it out. immediately. Yes. Okay. So, you were. just fastest to respond. Yeah. I didn't. I didn't fill it out, but I was like, "Let's go." So, we got there at like. 12:30 and left at like 3:00 a.m. But.
originally, it was good. But then like. an hour in, boy, problems happened. I. crashed out. I was at the pool crying. And then Cynthia Parker comes up to me. and she's like consolidating me and I'm. just like crouched up by this pool. So, I love Cynthia Parker. She's really. nice. We had like a really nice talk. last night. Um, but yeah, it was good. And then I argued with Emma for no. reason. Sorry about that again. I was. just like really crashed out. But I'm. I'm hung over. Emma, what was the drama? She looked at me and she said, "Why.
would you tell me to say that?" I was. like, I was at the bar. I didn't tell. you to say. Okay. Because wait, wait, wait. The thing was is that I was. arguing with this guy and she gave me. advice on what to say and then I said it. and then he got mad about it. So, I. blamed it on her. I was like, "Why would. you tell me to say that?" I was like I. was just trying to help. And was this. was this in relation to the boy stuff? Yeah. The matching test. So you were. giving her advice on what to say. She. didn't with the advice. She was like you. girl. Yeah. But no, I mean like she did. what she could and I did what I could.
Maybe my advice wasn't the best. I was. just like we don't have to dive into the. We don't have to just I just wanted this. dude to say that he cared about me. So. Right. So Okay. So, what do you think. men should just like like show more. appreciation more of the time, Jacob? Cuz I can learn from this cuz I feel. like maybe at times in my life I may. have not been like my best self. Okay. Do you want to hear really good advice? I have two two advices for like you as a. man. One, don't be women. Number two, thanks.
Kayla. Wasn't playing. Thank god. Number two, show that you care. Like, it's actually. so annoying. I texted this dude. I. texted this dude and I was just like, "Can you just like give me reassurance? Like I'm going through a tough time. right now." And wrote an MLA paragraph. paragraph. What is that? MLA LA. MLA format. paragraph. What is it? MLA. Um MLA like. MLA. What is that? You've never had to. write an MLA format paragraph? I left. school in seventh grade. Did you.
actually? Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah. What's. a MLA? What? It's like um it's like it's. like a. formatted paragraph but in MLA format. Is it like MP3? Like a way to save. something? Jacob, that's crazy. Wait, what? Wait, look it up. What is it? There's like a It's a thing everybody. does. MLA, Jacob, what what does it. stand for? My lucky assignment. No way. My little apple. Okay. MLA, Modern.
Language Association. You think I would. know what the Yeah, I didn't even know. it meant that. But format is a style. You've never heard that expression? No. You've never heard somebody be like, "Write an MLA paragraph." I'm around a. bunch of like, you know, people who. probably don't know what an MLA format. is. I'm around a lot of people who don't. know what that is. Yeah. Well, do that and in an MLA. format, tell the girl you really care. about her. Okay. Okay. like expressing.
like love letters. Yeah. Reassurance, but not too much. Like if you're too. much, it's like it's unattractive. Yeah. Yeah. You have to like sprinkle it in. Like you go like two days of like, "Yeah, what's up?" And then like third. day ghost, third day ghost. Ghost and. then fourth day I miss you. Ghost. together. Ghost together. Fourth ghost. together. Okay. So that's kind of like. what I do every time. But like I don't. mean to. It's my natural like thing. You. just naturally ghost women. No, that. sounds bad. Let me dive into this. Hold. on.
Uh, let me sit up for this and think. about what I'm going to say here cuz now. I'm walking on eggs. Yeah, this is. Thanks, Kayla. Yeah. Yeah. Um, what I. meant to say was, um, uh, loss of words. That like that's like. naturally what I do. I don't think about. it. I'm not playing games with people, but like when I'm talking to somebody, there's a period of time where like I. like lovebomb a lot. Do you know what. love bombing is? Do I know? Oh, yeah. Like I think I have a problem with that.
where like where like when I first meet. somebody I'm like oh my god I'm in love. with you and I say like I'm in love with. you like I'm so attracted to you. You're. everything to me and then as soon as. they match that energy I'm lowkey like. no I swear to God and I'm sorry like. like no no no like I'm still into them. and like you know like it's all love. like you know I love you like I love you. but at the same time isn't that just. like how humans work like it people want. the chase. Yeah, it's like a real thing. It is. And that's the thing though is.
like I That's the thing. When they match. my energy, sometimes it really does do. it for me if they're hot enough. That. sounds so bad. No, be honest. Like share. your truth. I'm getting out of a really. relationship. I you know, it's fine. But. I I I'm the same way right away. I'm. like, I love you. I want to marry you. Like I'm seeing my future with you. But. then like I feel like once I start. dating them and then like the honeymoon. stage is over, nine times out of 10 I'm. like which is bad. But it's like also. we're young so it's like whatever. So. yeah, I think it's just like what it is.
But I mean with certain people I mean. we've both been in relationships before. so there we're capable of being in. relationships. It's just like I think. for the most part it's like casual but. like I love love bombing. Right. And. I I love gaslighting and manipulating. I. like long walks on the beach. I like. nature. I like reading books. And I like. love No. For that reason, I I cannot let. myself ever download Hinge again. Like, I I've never had a dating app. And. that's good. When I was on Hinge, I am.
not joking. It was my number one used. app. I would sit there and scroll cuz I. loved the validation. And that's why I. got into the fight with the dude cuz he. wasn't giving me the validation I want. right now. Like, I'm not joking. He. hasn't This is so bad. I'm sorry to air. him out. Like, love, but he has not. called me pretty once. Ever. Like, yeah. What? Yeah. Kayla, you deserve better. I'm upset hearing this. You think I. deserve better? I think you. do. Um,
let's bang it out, Jacob. Sorry. That's. what we're doing here. Uh, bang it out. Um, what the [ __ ] was I going to say? Uh, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I say we take a sip. Okay, we. take of water because water is. important. You know what? It helps with. the hangover. It does. It helps with the. hangover. You know, I wore this I wore. this exact outfit to the house party. So, we're matching. Yeah. Which is. crazy. You look like um Finn from um.
Adventure Time. All right. [Laughter]. It's not funny, bro. Oh, now you look. like um That's a compliment. Yeah, that. was a compliment. Oh, my bad. And then, who do I look like? I do. If I look like. anybody, like you look like Nobody ever. knows. I've been told. Oh, wait. I have. to Google it though. Wait, it's uh Kim. Possible. Wait, wait, are you No, no, no, no. Wait, what the hell? I mean, thanks, but I mean, no, no, no, no, no. That's not who I was thinking. Okay. Oh,
wait. What's the sister from Phineas and. Ferb? Jacob, why are these all orange. hair? Jacob, what the hell? Do I need. like my a touchup? No. Am I giving? All. right. No, no, no, no. Now look up the. most beautiful girl in the world. Oh my. Jacob, you mentioned you never had been. on a dating website. Like, if you had to. come up with a Tinder bio right now, what would it be? 6'8, handsome, sexy, ambitious, hustler, makes it.
happen, and might be able to make some. time to really see if if what we could. have is something worthwhile. So, you. lie. I don't know. That sounded cool, right? Did I did Did I tell him believable? We. a little bit for a second. You believe. me. Don't lie. You were like me. Holy. [ __ ] Man knows what he wants. But um anyway, yeah. You know. Okay. So, I wanted to talk about this is random as.
[ __ ] Yeah, I know. You facetimed me. about this like literally a few days. ago. Like I don't know why. It was a. random thought of. mine. Are band-aids going out of. business? And like everyone's going to. be like, "What the [ __ ] does that mean?". Oh, duh. That's so boring. Why would you. talk about that on a podcast? Hear me. out. When's the last time that somebody. watching this has seen like a kid with a. cast on? [Laughter]. Okay, I have a theory that band-aids are.
going out of business because kids are. getting hurt on the internet. They're. not getting hurt in real life anymore. Ooh. Ooh. I was just watching Diary of a. Wimpy Kid and Rowley had his cast and. think about how long ago that was filmed. and we looked at that and we were like, Rally is. resembling normal like it was relatable. It was relatable. And now I watched it. What kid's going to relate to a kid in a. cast? Nobody anymore. No one even knows. what that is. That's like the dinosaurs. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm. saying. I really do agree with you. I.
agree. And speaking of Diary of a Wimpy. Kid, while we were on the phone the. other day and I mentioned that you said. that Rodri from Diary of a Wimpy Kid is. like your dream man. And and I tried to. DM the actor who played Rodri and try to. get him to FaceTime into this show today. and he didn't answer. Jacob, I actually. need to talk about this. So, what's. this? What's going on? Oh my god. No. I. like I can't look at it cuz like I'm. actually going to freak out. I I was. binge watching Diary of a Wimpy Kid this.
week because I'm friends with Zack. Gordon and I was like, I wonder if I can. watch the the movie without like being. like, "Oh, I know him." And so I watched. it and everybody's like, "Rog's so hot. I've never seen it." I watched it. Oh my god, he's so hot. He's so hot. I've never been so attracted to a man in. my life. I literally had to pause the. movie multiple times to like do a lap. around my apartment. I'm not joking. I. and my whole for you page is edits of. him and it's like oh my god I can't talk. about it. I actually can't talk about. like Jacob I can't So does this picture.
make you I can't look I can't look at. it. No I'm about to crash out. About to. crash out. Wait go down. Oh my god. She's about to crash out. Everybody look at that. Look at this. photo right here. Look at that. Look at. that. Oh my. Oh me. Can we look up a picture of like. John Cena shirtless? Like that's no Facebook. Look at that. Look at that guy. And I do it, too. He's. got [ __ ] man boobs. That's a man. That's a real That's a.
deal, man. Think of the face card on. Rodri when he put eyeliner on. Rodri. probably smells like perfume. When this. man put eyeliner on John Cena smells. like sweat and bone. Look, you Oh my. You are glazing him. No. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm. not. Oh my gosh. that eyeliner in the. Halloween episode. Are we at crispy. cream? God damn. Are we at crispy cream. donuts? Getting crispy. You're glazing. him. Look at that. Okay. I can't I can't. I can't I can't look at this. I can't.
Are you kidding me? Pull. Oh, let's. watch an edit. Let's just watch zoom in. on Kayla. And I need a closeup of this. Ready? Let's. see. Oh my god. If you look like Roger. Keley, hit me. up. Oh my god, I just love him. I love. him. I've never had a celebrity crush. Can we look up like who's the real actor. in real life and what do they look like. now? Like let's see. Do you find Is it.
the character that you find attractive. or do you find Devin Bostic? He was just. an Oenheimer. He was an Oenheimer. Wow. Courageous. Emma, you think Oh, what. happened there? Wait, was that. Oenheimer? Not that picture. Um, I like. him shaved. I love Yeah. Right there. though. Has it a little bit good? Right. there. Are we talking? That's like a. good looking actual [ __ ] All right. Maybe a little homeless. That's my type.
little bit. Okay. Have you guys seen the. the reboot Rodri? The new guy playing. I. don't want to talk about it. I don't. want to I can't even think about it. So. bad. Not my Rodri. No, that's literally. that has to I've seen that. Like how the. [ __ ] And I don't want to hate on. anybody's looks. Like he is, you know, he's a cute guy, but like comparing it. to the Rodri Heley, it's not giving that. like punk. No, it doesn't have that. edge. No, he's not edgy. It has a little. bit of like a eerie vibe.
Ro, the original one had like a little. bit of like a Yeah, I have the I have. the chills right now. And then that one. looks like he if that dude showed up in. my [ __ ] sleep. Oh my god. That's what. my par sleep paralysis demons look like. Oh my god. Literally, I've seen that on. my wall. Oh, and I can't move and I'm. just stuck looking at the new Rodri. I. don't even know what to say. That is. like actually No, that's actually scary. Um, but hey, you know what? We give we.
we show love to him. The actor who. played that. Think about it from his. perspective. He gets cast in this new. movie. Oh my god. Huge opportunity for. him. He doesn't mean to like piss off a. lot of people. Charlie Wright. Charlie, I'm sorry. Shout out to Charlie Wright. We're sorry. Imagine the trailers coming. out for your debut movie and people are. like pissed. Do you think that was like. his like it was kind of like his his. break and it kind of broke him. Yeah. No, I think this like oh my god I.
wouldn't want to be on screen again. after because I remember seeing the. comments about this [ __ ] I would. actually like No, it was like a huge. thing on TikTok. I'd be working a 9 to5. for the rest of my life. There's no way. from that picture I would cast him so I. understand why they did. Wait, which. one? The one that's like right there in. the black and white like Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he used that head. shot. Yeah. He looks cool in that one. until he looks like the [ __ ] clown. from it. when he's trying to be I mean I don't. know. They should have filmed the the. movie in black and white or even when.
literally with just that angle of him. Every scene of him is just that closeup. and he's just like that would have. Greg. Greg, what are you doing with my. drumstick? Greg, that's amazing. And every time it pans. to him, it's only in black and white. The whole movie is in color. Only when. it goes to him. He doesn't show any. emotions the whole movie. See, that's. that's edgy. I like that. You like that? I like that. He looks good. Yeah. I like. the fashion the the high socks move.
Shout out to what's his name? Charlie. Wright. Shout out. Shout out to Charlie. Wright. Um, what I wanted to talk about. is, okay, this is literally genius, Kayla, and I would like everybody in. this studio to really just listen to me. for a second. Like, really just dive. I. have something to share. I was on FaceTime with Kayla. I feel. like a lot of the things we're talking. about, we were just on FaceTime. We were. on FaceTime like this whole week. Yeah, we were on FaceTime a lot. We're a.
little anxious for the first episode to. come out. You know, we were kind of like. a lot of shit's going on behind the. scenes. Are behind the scenes that we'll. get into later you guys will know about. Um but I was thinking about NLE Choa. I've met him at LAX. Huge idol of mine. I remember Shot of Flow one. Shout of I. think about him all the time when he. first popped off in Virginia. He was. like the [ __ ] When I was in like eighth. grade, he was like the biggest upand. cominging rapper. nice guy when I met. him and he has a lyric in a song where.
and it's popping on TikTok and it's like. she told you or what what is it? She. told you she cit but she told me I can. nail her [ __ ] And I was talking to you. on FaceTime about you know just life and. everything and then I put it together. that that lyric. is. about why don't you say it? It was your. idea. Why don't you just finish my. sentence? Jacob thinks that he wrote. that bar. You agreed because it makes.
sense that that bar was written about. Sophie Rain because she said online that. she is a virgin. So I put it together. and I literally on FaceTime it went like. this. I was like, "She told you she told. you she can nail her shit." And then I. was like, and then I said, "Kayla, that's about Sophie Rain." It could be. Or it could be. It could be. I love. Sophie Rain. I love the Bob House. I. want to hang out with them. I want to. fly down to Miami and I want to like go. to club space with them. I would love. to. But I do think NLE might have been.
like a little with it. You know what. does that mean? Like a little little. like a little sh Well, I don't know what. that means, Kayla. I don't know though. because I'm saying if I was dating Nol. Choa, there's no way in hell I would. not. Oh, I like that. Wait. So, Kayla, what. were you saying? So hot. Wait. Oh my. gosh. this whole episode. Oh my gosh. So, wait, you're saying NLE Chop is so.
hot? Yeah, I think Sophie Rain's really. attractive. Oh, who else do you think is. attractive in the Bob House? Oh, don't. worry about it, Kayla. Uh, it's not like. I DM'd uh somebody from the Bob House. and. and you're on. I would Dude, no. That's. weird. Kayla, stop. Wait, who? We're on. air right now. Oh, yeah. No, I forgot. Sorry. Sorry. No, I did. Uh, I DM'd uh. Julia from the Bob House. Uh, I felt optimistic about it when I. shot the shot. Um, and then uh what.
happened? Felt like Jordan flu game. Yeah, like flu game. Jordan. Yeah. Sent. her a DM. I said I think I just said. hard eyes. I think I literally just. spelled out hard eyes. Are you serious? Yes. And then then I said, "I'd love to. take you to dinner. If you're down, text. me." And I gave my number. I got a DM. back that was like, "OMG, hey, we should. be friends." Or something like that. And. I was like, "Cool. Yeah, I'll just. literally just like delete my existence. Thank you so much, Julia." First text.
She didn't even get to know you, bro. No, but then watch this. Watch how I. pivoted it. This is genius, Kayla. Let's. hear you again. Okay. So, then I pivoted. to love to have you on the podcast. I. actually have a podcast. Ah, a. businessman. So, then I was like, I'd love to have. you FaceTime into the podcast. to be. genius. And uh she uh she didn't. respond. Damn. Damn. You know, I actually saw her. at a house party a couple days ago.
Really? She's so gorgeous. Did you like. put in a good word for me or, you know, kind of just hype me up a little bit? Um, did you tell her I was like 6' n? Really kind of scary looking when No, I. said I said Jacob is terrifying. He's. been dreaming about you every night. Run. And when he walks in a room, like. they run literally like like Yeah. Like. So you made sure she knew that. I made. sure she was terrified to ever text you. back. Okay. Amazing. Uh but seriously, she's Oh my god. Yeah. She's gorgeous. I. love her. I want to be her friend. She. seemed really nice. I didn't talk to.
her. Emma did. How was she nice? How. would you think? Emma. Emma, how how was. her vibe? Like what's her vibe? She was. a sweetheart, honestly. Like she was. like very shy, but like very very sweet. Like you could tell she was down to. earth and she's like a little Miami. girl. So, she's like a little different. from LA and we had seen her in Miami. when we went to the club. So, that's why. I walked up to her and I was like, "Oh. my god, hey." And you know, that night. was a blur for a lot of people. So, it. was like we sat there, talked for a.
second, but she was sweet. Really good. girl. You think I'm type? Don't lie. Yeah. No, don't lie to me. Okay. No. Okay. Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. Do you. think we could be hella good friends. though? Best. I'm capable of being a. good friend. Yeah, right. No, a. thousand%. Okay. You're a great person, Jacob. Okay. Thank you so much, Emma. You're a great person. A um but enough. on that. Like, okay, that's cute, though. I Congratulations. Now half a. million people know that I shot my shot.
and got denied and swerved. Not good for. my brand. No, not at all. You need a. rebrand. Rebrand. Rebrand. Rebrand. Need. a rebrand. Join the bop house. Call it. the bru house. The bruh house. The bruh. house. The bruh. This set's looking good. Why did you. just like No, I looked behind you and I. saw the money and I see this mask right. here of Bobby Lee. I want to bring I. have a hamburger statue and I want to. bring it in. And it's like I think it. would fit good here. Okay. Yeah. Let's. just, you know, relax and segue into a.
So, we're going from a very like. lighthearted thing to something that's. very serious. So, basically, I posted a. video about three and a half weeks ago. He doesn't love you. And I talked about. uh the domestic violence situation I was. just in. And I've been really touching. on it. That's all I've been posting on. social media, just trying to bring. awareness to it and um help other people. who are in that situation or help other. people who won't ever get in that. situation to let them know what to look. out for. And um it's been like actually.
the craziest like I can't even put into. words like cuz I haven't started healing. from that situation. I've been in denial. with what happened to me and what he did. to me until I posted that video. So, when we sat here 2 weeks ago on this. couch and filmed it was 10 hours after. that video and so much [ __ ] has changed. Like, I feel like I I'm actually. starting the healing process. Like, I've. lowkey been so depressed. Like, it's. just been like a lot to deal with and. every time I open my phone, it's. obviously very inspiring to hear other. people share their stories, but it's so.
overwhelming. And even I was at. Coachella, which we'll talk about later, and like it felt amazing to have people. tell me their stories, but I just it was. like a weight and I felt bad and knowing. that so many people go through the same. things and it was it's just very. overwhelming in good ways and bad ways. But right now, what I do know is that. court is coming up and I'm going to be. there, which is going to be scary. I'm. going to see him for the first time. Nashville. Yeah, I have to fly down to. Nashville for that. So that's going to. be scary. My whole family's coming so. Emma's coming so there's going to be. like support. Emma will be there. Emma.
will be there. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, we I've been in tech in contact with. like detectives and stuff. Um, yeah, it's it's a lot. It's a lot. I probably. talking about it weird. It makes me. anxious. It makes me anxious. It makes. me anxious. But that Well, of course. Like I mean, like Yeah. And it's it's. just hard because it's like especially. like talking about it on a podcast when. I know in like 5 minutes we're going to. jump to like something funny. So I I. don't want to give the impression that. I'm like, "Oh, it's whatever." It's just. like it's it's hard to talk about, but.
I've been getting I'm not joking like. probably a thousand emails a day just. like of people sharing their story and. it it's just it's like you've probably. gotten like tens of millions of views on. this so far. I can't even like it's. actually insane. I had this one video I. got tagged in of this uh she's a. volleyball coach and she told me and. this literally made me cry that a. 13-year-old girl on her team came up to. her and was like, "I just watched this. video. It's called He Doesn't Love You.". and the whole volleyball team had. watched it and she went on TikTok and. was crying and was like the impact that. you're having cuz these 13-year-old.
girls are now knowing what not to. accept, what to look out for and that is. the whole [ __ ] reason I did this. I've had people reach out to me saying I. left him because of you and like my. story isn't over. this chapter isn't. over and I'm just like I feel like this. is just the start to like actually. helping a lot of people and yeah I. something did happen though to somebody. who did not respect I think everybody. watching this podcast has probably like. heard of the series either on Tik Tok or.
YouTube Yeah and they've heard your. story. and I think there's also some other. stuff kind of going around outside. that's what I was I can't get into too. much right now, but I found out um at. Coachella literally last weekend uh that. a close friend of mine had basically. really [ __ ] me over in ways I could. have never expected and I got sent proof. and receipts and um that person admitted.
it to me that they had done. it. And I I don't want to make I the. thing is is I don't want to talk about. it because right now for at least cuz. I'm still healing court's coming up. This is probably the last thing like. that. I'm not trying to make this thing. a whole drama. You're dealing with a lot. to everybody at home. Like I hope you. guys realize that behind the scenes like. she's dealing with real real stuff. Like. she's sharing with you guys, you know, pieces of the story, but she actually.
has to live this. So like outside of the. videos and stuff, she actually has to. deal with in this like once I done. pressing record, it's like okay. Then I. sit there and I stop for 30 minutes and. it sucks. And then also for somebody I. considered a close friend to really. [ __ ] me over. Yeah. And done things I. could never do to a person. Do you think. you'll say this person's name at some. point or No, I honestly don't know. I. mean I think and it's somebody that. people would know, right? Yeah. And.
that's what sucks is because I consider. them a close friend and somebody I could. look up to and who's helped me in a lot. of ways. And then for this to have. happened and when I've done nothing ever. malicious to them at all. You've been. nothing but just who you are, which is. the nice person. I've been nothing but. nice to this person. And then for them. to go behind my back and do things that. I can't even like I can't even process. it is actually. like speechless.
Emma's Emma's shaking behind the camera. But yeah, I do. And I think with due. time when I'm healed from the situation. cuz I'm this right now. It's so much. bigger than like this person did this. No, it's about domestic violence and. this piece of [ __ ] getting locked up and. helping other women and people out there. going through the same situation. And. I'm this is not like a drama thing for. me. This is not a thing for cuz I've. gotten comments, oh she's doing this for. all my YouTube videos. talked to like I. have to say I've talked to Kayla off.
camera everything this is truly she's. like she's telling you she's being very. vulnerable and it's it's she's telling. you stuff that she doesn't even. sometimes tell like her friends. Yeah. Like she's really opening up to a side. of herself that I don't know if like. most people are even comfortable like. sharing with their friends some of Well, yeah. Nobody in my life knew the full. story until I pressed record on that. YouTube video. Like I cuz I it's so hard. to talk about that. But it's like it. comes out at once and then I'm just like. okay, you know. But yeah, it's like very.
it's very vulnerable and hard but and. it's it is hard to be vulnerable and. like having everybody's opinions and. like yeah that people are saying that it. makes me so mad. I don't get a lot of. these comments when I get that makes me. so mad that I'm trying to monetize off. the situation. I'm stretching it. First. off, all of my YouTube videos are. demonetized. I'm not on the Tik Tok. creator fund. I'm making no money from. these videos. I like I'm literally. probably losing money because I'm not. posting as much cuz my this is TMI but. like I make money from another social.
media platform a lot and I've been. posting less on it because of the. situation. It's just annoying when it's. like you're doing it for money. I'm. literally not making you can see like. anyone can look up at home if she's. monetizing the YouTube video. You don't. see a ad on demonetized and I'm not. making money from TikTok. I left that. [ __ ] like a year ago and people are. offering me money to not say [ __ ] and. I'm not taking it. I'm getting offered. like hush money and I'm and not only. like is it okay if I say like just to. give the people at home kind of a.
reference of how much money you're being. offered? Six figures like quarter of a. million dollars. Yeah. To basically hold back from talking. about something that's part of your. story. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, and I'm not taking any. of it. This is not about money to me at. all. And I will continue to tell my. story and tell the truth. And you could. wave a [ __ ] $10 million check in. front of me and I'm not touching it. Like that's I don't think I mean it. Yeah. That's I mean, but that's good.
That's how social media is like I feel. like supposed to be used, right? Because. it's like like you're dead ass just. telling your story story and trying to. help other people. This means so much. more to me than like it's it's a story. It's a cause and it's like literally. helping people. So no paycheck could. ever make me [ __ ] shut up. Not a. single No, there's no [ __ ] way. But. yeah. And so do you think that on a on a. later episode we could like there might. be a moment where you actually dive into.
that, but right now behind the scenes. there's probably a lot going on. Yeah. I. mean I told Jacob, everybody in this. room basically knows the situation and. I've talked about it. I just am doing. things one step at a time. And my main. concern is domestic violence and locking. the person up who did this to me and. continuing to help women and people out. there who are going through this. And. then with that. comes more stories and more characters.
and more fake friends and more fake. friends. Yes, more fake friends. That's. LA. Um, but also to to probably agree. with everybody in the comment section. Like, I mean, honestly, everybody, myself included, I know Emma feels the. same way. I know everybody on this set, we all we all definitely have a lot of. love for you, Kayla. And we know how. scary it is to probably tell this story. to tens of millions of people. Like I. know like you could try to like forget.
about it, but there's tens of millions. of people watching. your story. Yeah. And so that's got to. be like to anybody like at any moment in. my career where I've ever had millions. of people watching something I'm doing. I've lost my mental health because of. that. Oh, it's it's such a mind [ __ ]. right? It is. Then I'm not even going to. lie, like not even to try to get like. too deep, but like I I really want to. touch on this in another like cuz I have. so much to say, but like I definitely. have realized so many unhealthy coping. mechanisms since posting this. Like I'm.
not going to lie, I've been going out. every single night. I've been like. partying even if I'm at home. Like I'm. I've been getting the 1 a.m. text. Yeah. Like, "Oh, I'm going out. I'm wine. drunk." Like, you know, stuff. Like it's. like I'm definitely coping in an. unhealthy way because I don't know how. to heal from the situation because on. top of just trying to heal from what he. did to me. I'm trying to help people. So. it's like I'm trying to help people. while trying to help myself. And it's. just like so much weight. But like I'm. willing to take on that weight. It's. just hard and I know I'll get through. it. And I like went on a whole I went on.
a whole Snapchat rant about this [ __ ]. like literally yesterday night and it's. just watched that by the way. I'm a fan. Like I keep up. I don't know if you know. but I stalk you. Oh, that's my type. Okay. Anyways, um but yeah, it's like I. don't know. It's a lot of weight. I'm. willing to take it on and I knew I was. getting into and I will not be ever be a. perfect victim, but I'm going to sit. here and try to help other people. So, when there's times where I'm really sad, I'm going to post about it. And then. like when I went to Coachella, I was. just like posting about how happy I am. And that was like a moment for you to.
Right. And I felt guilty to do that. I. made a whole TikTok like crying. I'm. like, I'm so sorry guys, but like I want. to go to Coachella. like is that is that. bad that I want to distract myself? And. it's just like not knowing how to be the. perfect victim because you don't it's. like literally healing in the public. eye. It's hard. But yeah, I think like. also you shouldn't let anybody tell you. how to heal. Yeah. That's up to you. If. you want to do something that's a little. bit different from how other people want. to heal, like so be it, right? That's. part of your journey. Like you shouldn't.
let I don't know. I could see how you're. feeling like, you know, if if you were. at a Coachella, would people maybe. assume the wrong things? As [ __ ] up as. that sounds, like that's what I was. thinking. I thought people were going to. see me at Coachella and be like, "Oh, she just doesn't care." Like, she lied. Oh, it must have not affected her. Like, that like What about somebody actually. just trying to like keep moving on with. their life while also dealing with real. life? Exactly. I just wanted to distract. myself for the weekend and I did and I. had a great weekend. I actually speaking. this was the I want to give Charlie.
D'Amelio the most grace. This girl comes. up to me at Revolve Festival and gives. me a hug and sat there and talked to me. for like 5 minutes about the situation. Sweetest girl I've ever met in my life. I literally hate all the Charlie haters. Screw I can't. That girl's the sweetest. girl I've ever met. Can I apologize. publicly to Charlie? Jacob, what the. [ __ ] did you do to Charlie? Cuz just cuz. I know this is going to get clipped. based on that. Um when I was probably. like. uh it was during quarantine. You.
remember Rice Gum, right? Oh, I remember. Rice Gum. Uh I'm not proud of this, but Jacob, uh. during like the quarantine era, Charlie. D'Amelio was just starting to blow up. Ricegum, his real name is Brian. One of. his real name is Brian. Yeah. One of the. smartest people in the world. Like when. it comes to the internet, he studies it. Like everyone could be like, "Oh, he's. back in 2018." Whatever. Smart ass dude. He told me, he texted me and was like, "There's this girl, Charlie D'Amelio.
She's going to be the biggest thing in. the world." She was at 600K followers. He told me that. Sent, sent me her. account. And me being the. dumb 16, 17year-old person, maybe you. could find the video. I don't think I. deleted it cuz I try not to just delete. things. Like I stand on what I did. I. stay on business. If I apologize, I'm. sorry. And that's just how I felt at the. time. It was a video of me and Ricegum. being like, you know, the girl that. everyone's like freaking out about. I. know something you don't know. And she.
had sent me a lot of DMs in the past. And I screen recorded the DMs of her. being like, "OMG, I love you. Like, I. was the first like on your musically. account." All these things. And I showed. that to the world. It went viral. And I. think she hasn't really like [ __ ] with. me ever since. And I'd like to just say. like I know that that was childish and I. apologize. So I completely agree with. you. I think Charlie De'ilio's sick. It. was just I made the wrong move with. somebody like, you know, Ricegum who.
roasted me when I was younger. Trust me. Hey, I've also received my fair share of. hate, too. So like I've also dished it. out at the wrong times. And to Charlie. D'Amelio, I want to agree. She seems. like a very nice person and I did not. know her at the time of that. And that's. one of the moments where I've like. [ __ ] missed the mark, but I got to be. able to say it. I will say being maybe. parasocial from my times talking to her, that girl I feel like she would have. find it funny. She would have funny. I. mean, well, hopefully, you know, but I. just want to say on my behalf, I meant. nothing. Nothing. Like, she seems like.
literally the nicest person and that's. [ __ ] up. Like, she was on her come up. and I was hating on her with Ricegum. trying to be cool because Ricegum used. to hate on me. So, I was like, "Oh, it's. so cool that we're boys now. We could. hate on somebody else." Like, that's. lame as [ __ ] So, I apologize. That's. Yeah, she's I I can't even I I've seen. her at parties before and I've always. been too scared. That's like Charlie. like that. Of course, she's the biggest. like from Tik Tok. She is that girl. She. is that girl. And I She came like. literally gave me a hug and I was like,
"What the fuck?" And we sat there and. talked. And then like 7 hours after we. talked, I was just like, "Holy [ __ ]. that was like un like I've met a lot of. big influencers. dicks, dicks, dicks, ego, ego, ego, you know. And this girl. like just came up to me out of nowhere, whatever. Like so sweet. I was like. honestly like in tears about it. I get. home at 1:00 a.m. and I got a DM from. her being like, if you need anything, let me know. Like she still went and DM'. me. And I was like, I just I just want. to say like, I love you, Charlie, and. you're so sweet. And like, give that. girl her flowers. She's gotten so much. hate and like all she wants to do is.
dance. Let the girl dance. Facts. Let. her live. She's she's crushed it. Her. and her family have built an empire. Imagine making like her her and her. family have built an empire like empire. Dixie's crushing it in music. Did you. see her hair at Coachella? Who? Dixie. Pull that up. She looks so hot. She. looks so hot. I think she's super hot. Look at this. You're going to actually. freak out. I think she's like so hot. Like wait. Dixie DM me. Oh, wait, wait. Coachella hair. Wait. 2025. I think she. looks good with any hairstyle. Like.
literally. Look at that. She did like a. ginger like long hair. Look at that. Fire. Look at that. Oh, she looked so. good. Yeah. No, I'm not even That's. Yeah. Looks good. No, I used to I I used to think like. remember there was a wave where like. everyone had a crush on Dixie Dilio. Like Charlie was blowing up on TikTok, but everyone was like all the guys were. like secretly like in love with Dixie. Yeah, I was one of those guys probably.
It makes sense. Yeah. Face card. Lethal. Yeah. Wait, why didn't you go to. Coachella this year? I've never been to. Coachella. I've never been. I don't like loud. places. Like I'm like I would rather. like take edibles and sit alone at home. We're going next year. I'll go with you. Okay. You have to. I cannot believe I'm. going. Hopefully by then we're like. super like popping in the podcast world. and we like go on our Patreon and you. We're already number one. Oh, right. I. forgot. So yeah, we'll go to Coach Ella.
next week. We have to. No, cuz you don't. understand the [ __ ] you see there. It's. like, did you like see A-list. celebrities there like partying on. drugs? Like, be real with me. What's the. craziest? Say it right now. Like, oh, that's so hard. It's not defamation of. character. Unless you say it in like a. bad tone, but say it super happy and be. like, I saw so and so doing this. Emma. was there too. Emma, you can Emma, you. could spill it too. Last year there were. some good ones. I feel like this year we. didn't see as many like people in.
general. Who was last year that we saw. that was crazy? I feel like there was. definitely one. I feel like I can't say. that, but like there was definitely like. one. Wait, Bleep it out. Bleep it out. Bleep it out. Just [ __ ] say we won't. say. Cover your mouth. It was And she. was definitely like on She was on some. [ __ ] Oh yeah. Like I feel like she's. like from Miami. Like that's like makes. sense. That's not Yeah. I would of. course of course come on. It's Miami. So. we could beep that, right? So no one All. right. So, no one at home heard that, but everyone would know who that person.
is. I I just Everybody's definitely. playing in the snow. That's what Coachella is. Everybody does. like everybody. I've had so many girls. come up to me. Not you though. You would. never. I would never. Of course. Like. I'm not confrontational. Like everybody. at home, whatever I say on this podcast. moving forward, like hopefully the fans. have my back and put this part before. anything crazy I ever say. I'm like not. a confrontational guy, you know? I'm.
like, you know, I'm like 5 foot n, you. know, pretty scrawny, like um you know, just like just a sad guy. What the hell? You just said 20 minutes. ago, 64, ambitious. That's That's me also. That's like a different side of me. I. want to talk about it. Kanye West, you. we talked about it on the and I'm so. confused. Do you need to fill me the. [ __ ] in because what do you mean? So,
basically, okay, last episode I kind of. went on a whole thing where I was like, I didn't want to come on here and do. this or this, whatever. I want to just. say that recently he put out a tweet. So, that episode I just want to say was. filmed two weeks before these new tweets. that today we're filming talking about. He tweeted basically today and said, "This song is called Cousins about my. cousin that's locked in jail for life.
for killing a pregnant lady a few years. after I told him we wouldn't look at. dirty magazines anymore. Perhaps in my. self-centered mess, I felt it was my. fault that I showed him those dirty. magazines when we were when he was six. and then we acted out what we saw. My. dad had Playboy magazines, but the. magazines I found in the top of my mom's. closet were different. My name is Yay, and I sucked my cousin's dick till I was.
14. Wait, what? Wait, what? Like when I had. people calling me I like I'm telling. you, like friends of mine called me and. they had seen the first episode and they. were like, "Yo, did you see what Kanye. just tweeted?" And I was like, "Oh, fuck." And I was like questioning should. we take that part out of the last. episode but we're leaving it in. And I. guess my question to you is how do you. interpret. this? Do you think he's saying I could.
read it two ways. Is he saying he. sexually abused his cousin or is he. saying his cousin did that to. him? I'm It's so crazy. I'm going to say. the way this is like actually like the. starting off that my cousin killed a. pregnant lady. Wild and then um but he. said I I showed him those dirty. magazines. That's why I kind of took it as like.
he's saying he was the one that like did. Oh yeah. And then it says my name is. Yay. I. till I was That's why it's like Why did. you tweet that? Wait, that's so bad. That's so bad. That's so bad. That's so. bad. I don't know what to say on it. What do you think? I like actually like. what? Like I'm speechless. There's nothing to. say. Like I think what I want to say is.
that moving forward I'm not going to. talk about him anymore. I actually I. think moving forward it's just I want to. say what I said. I met him. It was a. great How is he not banned on Twitter? I want to know that. Great question. How. I think it's because like Elon's like. making X sort of like the whole thing. that he's like advertising is that it's. like free speech. Yeah. But that it's. like you could just post whatever you. want. There's no consequence. America. does not need that. America does not. need that. Uh-uh. We don't need that. I.
agree. I think like maybe things like. this shouldn't be on there. No, no. Even. though I will say that that must be a. really traumatic experience for him and. like I that's why it's like I don't. think we should talk about it anymore. Yeah. I'm praying for everybody. involved. Literally like I honestly like. this is somebody obviously tweeting. who's not I'm actually like stressed. out. He's crashing out. Like I'm not. going to lie. Like like this is like.
really crazy. So I think we should just. say we wish him all the best. We wish. everybody in the situation the best and. moving forward we hope everything uh wow. no yeah I think that's all I feel like. um like a like a like um like my brain. just like popped out like I don't even. that it's just reaching new like you. know it's like I didn't think it could. get worse and then it just keeps getting. like that's why I think it's just like. at this point it's just going to be. crazier and crazier. Yeah. I um wow.
What do you think about Katie Perry. going to face? What do you think about. that? Okay. I I was so confused. Look at. this video. Ready? She's going to kiss. the ground with pants. What do you think. about that? I thought she was going for. months. What do you mean 11 minutes? I. saw something. I've literally been in a. drive-thru for longer than that. Like, what? So, it was 10 minutes. 11 minutes. The whole trip. 11 minutes. You're. lying. 11 minutes. We're kissing the So.
it's like basically she like took a. [ __ ] She And that's the thing that. people are talking about. It's like okay. cool. Like we showed that women could go. to space but the amount of like damage. that this [ __ ] actually caused like with. carbon monoxide and [ __ ] like that. Like. they ripped a hole in the ozone layer. It's like Taylor Swift like flying. around on her private jet to go get. Starbucks. You hear about that? Yes. Where she took her private jet for like. a 2minute flight. I'm pretty sure she. has the world record for shortest like. jet ride. Private jet. Yeah. It was like.
from one side of LA to the other. Katy. Perry was like, "Yo, Taylor, that's not. good enough. Like, you fly in your. private jet to go to get Starbucks, I'm. about to go to [ __ ] space and then. kiss the ground." After after 11. minutes, I'm just like, and honestly, look, I love Katy Perry, but like this might be my crash out. moment right here. Like, I'm this might. be the moment where I [ __ ] lose it. all. I'm going to get mad with you. Why. the [ __ ] did they send Katy Perry to. space? Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Like seriously, what the [ __ ].
Katie Perry. She's. bloating. Oh my. god. Help her. They could have said. anybody. What about Madonna? What about Pink? JLo. JLo. Pink. Pink is the B. That [ __ ] is. pink. She should have been in [ __ ]. space with her mo. Oh my god. Pink. What. a bad. That would have been [ __ ]. iconic. She floats around. But instead, you got Katy Perry with a [ __ ].
dandelion. just floating through the air like what. the [ __ ] They have one chance. And then. did you see the video of No. Now I'm. [ __ ] crashing out. I apologize. Oh, look at the hug with Jeff Bezos. Oh, is. that him? Isn't that just to die for? What? Why is he there? No, but did you. see the video of them? Did you see the. video of them opening the door before. Jeff Bezos cut it open? Wait, what? Wait, what are you talking cut a door?
No, no, no, no. Like they tried to All. right. I saw a video on Twitter of Jess. Jeff Bezos. Like somebody opened the. door by like Katy Perry. Somebody from. the inside opened it up by accident. Oh, it's that they they opened it and then. they close it. They're like, "No, no, no. Close it." And then Jeff comes with. a [ __ ] big scissors and he's like, "Let me open the door." Are you Are you. [ __ ] kidding me [ __ ] That is. [ __ ] The door was unlocked. You're. telling me they were in the [ __ ]. atmosphere with the door unlock.
unlocked? Katy Perry could have just. opened it in space. No, that makes no. sense. That makes no sense. That makes. no sense. That makes no sense. Like, why. is nobody talking about Is this fake? That's what I'm thinking. How is the. door unlocked? How is the door? And then. Jeff's like, I got it open with these. big ass scissors. It's like, what the. [ __ ] dude? Those scissors did not That. [ __ ] did not move. He acted like this. video wasn't record. Look at that. Open. The door's open. Closes it again. The. lady was definitely like, "Close that. [ __ ] Close that [ __ ] Close that [ __ ]. Jeff's coming. Jeff's coming." And then.
Jeff comes up with his big scissors like. at the end of the [ __ ] uh 5K. And he. cuts the ribbon and he just wants to be. the [ __ ] he just wants to be. Superman. And he's not though. He's. really not. He's not though. And he's. not though. Where the [ __ ] is my Amazon package? Seriously, why the [ __ ] did my Prime. package take six [ __ ] days? I'm sick. Yeah. No, he's doing everything but. getting in that goddamn warehouse. Literally, get in that [ __ ]. warehouse. Get in that warehouse. I'm.
[ __ ] pissed. Oh, that's amazing. This is the best. podcast in the whole [ __ ] world. I'm. I'm mad. Wait, I'm actually mad. Look. him up. Let's just look up more about. Jeff Bezos. Doesn't he just look like a. lizard? Why? He just looks like a. That's what I feel like happens when the. cameras turn off and you're with him. He's like, "Yo." Yo, that's real. That's. real. That's real. I'm convinced. No. Oh my.
No. I'm so scared. He's secretly like an. alien. I'm so scared of him. It's not. even funny. Yeah, I'm terrified of him. Um, imagine him being your dad and like. you know a girl. Okay, I'm just gonna. say this. I knew a girl who dated his. like grandson and No way. No way. I'm. not saying names. I'm not going to say. anything. I'll just say that it was like. wow they live differently. Like anyone. who's has the last name Bezos is living.
like they. are kings and queens. Wait like like. rich rich. like rich rich. Like. literally like I'll buy I'll spend a. million dollars today and I'm good. Like. a million dollars is like buying. Starbucks. He's worth $186 billion. Uh I'd do better. Yeah. Honestly, not. impressive. That's crazy. You know, I. actually I was dating not dating but.
like [ __ ] around with this guy and. his dad owns this company called Greyar. which is basically like 99ar. It's like. look up Grey Star. dad like works for a. very like what is Greyar? What does. Greyar do? It's like it's a real estate. thing and his dad is like the CFO or. some [ __ ] like that. Like his dad owns. owned my old apartment complex and I was. [ __ ] with his son and when I say they. they they live different. I pulled up to. his house for the first time. There was. like a maid cleaning the window. She's. like, "Hi, there's 17 Porsches in the.
driveway." And they're like, "Oh, this. is just like one of our houses." They. had a second house down the street just. to hold cars. They own the entire like. neighborhood. He literally was like, "What Porsche do you want to take. today?" Richest dude I've ever like they. his like whole demeanor. He was just so. like pip pip like so rich. It honestly. makes me like it honestly makes me sad, you know? Like cuz as much as I want to. think like I'm so cool, look at me. And. then you see people like this and you're.
like, okay, I am literally a little. [ __ ] turd on Jeff Bezos ass. That's. what I'm saying. Like it's crazy how. much money these people have and they. have no like uh no uh uh sense of like. they don't know. I feel like if you're. talking to Jeff Bezos, he'd look at you. and just be like. and you're just like, "What the [ __ ]. Now's not the time to laugh." And he's. like, "Oh, sorry. My cues inside my. neuroscan aren't working." Can we talk. about the rich people laugh? It's like. they have it's like this evil laugh.
[Laughter]. It's literally like they have no [ __ ]. good He's He sounds like that in that. Yeah, he's like a little Can. billionaires be funny. Can billionaires. be funny? No. Vanity cuz it's like haha, pay me a million dollars. Literally. Literally. Do I get a million every time. I laugh? Like he doesn't know what a. joke is. He doesn't know. He's never. laughed. He doesn't know a lot. I think. he knows a lot, but he also doesn't know. a lot, right? Like he chose Katie Perry.
to go to [ __ ] space and they had a. spot for. anybody. What would you do? I [ __ ]. love Katy Perry. Don't get me wrong. I've probably watched the California. music or California girls music video. many times when I was younger. Maybe. maybe in a sexual way. I don't know. But. why don't they send her to space? That's. what I'm saying. I feel like if she's. going anywhere, it should be the goddamn. studio. She needs to go on [ __ ] tour.
I mean, what the [ __ ] I want to see. her. When the [ __ ] was the last time you. saw her perform in California Girls. Roar? Let's talk about She's in space. flying around with a dandelion just. looking at it all happy and then kisses. the ground and cries. She's literally. coming July 13th. That's so Should we. go? Should we go? I'll get us tickets. No, let's go see from $82. $82. I'm down. I'm down. That seems I'm. so down. And Katy Perry is on tour. Why. not charge 400, right? Wait. Oh my god.
I think I heard that Rebecca Black's. opening for her. That is crazy. On the. whole tour. That is crazy. Rebecca. Black's having a comeback. Does that. mean I'm about to have one? Be real. If Rebecca Black's having a. comeback, then can I have one? Because. she has Friday. I got sweatshirt. And if. she's coming back and like Charlie XCX. is at the DJ booth with her, like is it. my turn? It is. No, I think it is. you're trending. It's like I didn't have. a Jacob Storius phase. There is a a.
thing on Tik Tok that's uh I I did it on. my Tik Tok and I've noticed more people. are doing it where it's like um to my. song Hit or Miss that I dropped when I. was like 13. Everyone's like I never had. a Jacob Sartorius phase on the top with. like the throwup emoji and it's like. you're covering your mouth and then. people are singing the lyrics. There's. been like 3,000 videos created in the. last like 4 days. Like that's actually. insane. For some reason, this song is. having like another life again, which. I'm stoked about. Like, I heard that.
lie. I like this one over sweatshirt. I'll tell you that. I like hit or miss. I hit or miss. Lowkey a bot. I like. that. I have it bought on my Apple Music. from a Yeah, I have sweatshirt and so I. made like 20 cents off. I bought your. coffee. Thank you so much. You're. [ __ ] welcome, Jacob. I I liked it or. miss. It actually is like older and the. fun stuff's just for kids. Yo. Yeah. Shout out to everybody. If Hit or Miss. has another another life this summer and.
it's like on radio and [ __ ] like I could. That's such a radio song. I feel like I. would hear that on the I could see it. popping off bigger than it's ever been. That song that song is a Sartorious. Summer. He just sartorious Summer. A Sartorious. Summer is crazy. And it's like all my. old [ __ ] comes back. Are we just. bringing back everything that was like. old? It's like how Crocs weren't cool. for a while, but now put him here's a. Tik Tok I made and this has. 931,000 likes of me. This guy does not.
age. What do you think about that? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I want to know. like what like how do you how do you. feel? I feel great. I mean, look at me. I look young. I look luscious. I mean, I. look my skin's good. I'm not Me and. Bobby Lee have a lot in common. That he. looks good. He's in his 50s, you know? That's my idol. So, as long as he still. looks good, then I know I'm on the right. track. Speaking of music, I have a. question. Okay. Would you ever make a. diss track with me?
Only if it's about this one. [ __ ] And we got to mute the. [ __ ] name. But his name's [ __ ]. If we can make a diss track about him, I'll do it for your YouTube channel. I'll produce it. We'll record it at my. apartment. I have the whole studio set. up. Uh, we do it to the not like us. beat. We not. like Okay. Yeah. Oh, wait. Can I spit my. bar that I had? Me and Chris Brown. Eskimo bros but don't have nothing in.
common. TBH got more in common with. That's. so good. That's so good. God damn. So. good. Do better. Do better. Do better. What's it like in prison? Seriously. Oh. Oh, you I I feel like. that would help my healing process so. much if I were if we made a diss track. and then I'll help you with that. We. have to and imagine this is Travis. Scott. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Look. at this. Look at this [ __ ] video. I'm.
sorry. I had to This is Travis Scott. That's funny as [ __ ]. What? You know what? I like I love the. internet. I [ __ ] love the internet. I'm glad I'm glad that we're like back. doing something that like people can. just watch and tune into every week. that's actually like addressing what's. current. That's what I'm saying. I also. I haven't done something like this. Neither have I. And that's why I really. I really like it. And I I really I'm. sorry I'm bringing it up again. We need. to bring back 2015 YouTube and we're. doing a diss track. And that's I'm just.
really trying to convince you, Jacob. I. We're doing it on Kayla's YouTube. channel. [ __ ] I will [ __ ] make I. will write down every lyric by next. week. I'm going Oh, so you're going to. write it? I'll I'll you want to write it. and I'll be the producer and if you if. you I have some bars too then you hop. that it's like a joint thing Chris Brown. Eskimo bros but don't have nothing in. common tbh he got more in common with. that's what we need and that's what we. need and that's what we need and imagine. like the music videos everybody partying. and like I'm bringing all my boys we're.
going to make it look like we're in like. the [ __ ] I want it to be like the. [ __ ] it needs to be like a Miss Whitman. we're cool as [ __ ] love that we're cool. as [ __ ] we are cool as [ __ ] I just want. to ask real quick, what did you do for. 420? Did you smoke weed? I never smoked. Did. you take part in this? I did and I don't. smoke. I smoke maybe two times a year. and I did smoke but it was like a good. high. Like I sat there and I watched. Temptation Island and I got pissed the. [ __ ] off. Temptation. You don't know. what that is, Jacob. They put Okay,
basically it's like a love show. There's. four couples that go on here and they. put the guys in a villa. It's like Love. Island. Yeah. But they put the guys in a. villa with like 10 hot girls and the. girls in a villa with 10 hot guys. basically. And they all just [ __ ] it. out. But that's the thing. Supposed to. not cheat on your This is insane. Like. And they all cheated. You Okay, wait. Go. on. They all cheated. Go on the blonde. girl. Look up Ashley from Temptation. Island. She got cheated on in the first. day. Look how hot she is. I'm actually. [ __ ] pissed. This girl is like the I.
would give her one of my kidneys. Yeah. No. Look at her. Look at her. And look. at her boyfriend. Literally piece of. [ __ ] Look at how ugly he is. This piece. of [ __ ] cheated on her within like the. first [ __ ] Pretty good looking guy, Kayla. He's like 6' 3, pretty muscular. He's [ __ ] a piece of What the [ __ ] am. I going to do? Look at his face. I hate. him. I [ __ ] hate him. Can you imagine. me standing next to her like, "Hey, Kayla, this is my. girlfriend. I would look like such a. [ __ ] joke. God damn it." Like, god.
damn it. Do you think I'll ever reach a. like, you know, just like No, he's got a. good sense of smell. Who? You think he. smells good? No. He's got a good sense. of smell. What does that mean? Big fat. [ __ ] nose. Like that's what that. mean. And there it is. Got a [ __ ] fat. nose. I hate him. Watch. So now we're. nose judging. I would never. But we are. with him. He's a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ]. That guy [ __ ] [ __ ] ass. [ __ ] Piece of t or no. Literally. [ __ ] you, bro. [ __ ] you. I. don't even know who that is. You'll hate.
him. I hate him. I hate him already. I. hate him. But so what did you do? You. watched this so pissed off. Long story. short, you So you got high and then you. watched this and got pissed off for how. long? Like all I watched every sing. probably. You guys watched it together? Nine hours. The whole season. The whole. The whole season. The whole season. The. whole season from start to finish. And. then I I I picked my [ __ ] up and I went. to my apartment and I went to bed pissed. at that guy. I just at like him. Him. Him. Like I I Oh, what's his name?
Grant. Grant. Stupid [ __ ] name. Grant. You a bad [ __ ] and you cheat on. her. [ __ ] you. No, literally he fumbled. He He was fumble. But you know, I can't. tell. What did you do for 420? I'm. getting pissed off. I hate What did I do. for 420? Great question, Kayla. Nobody. heard what I just said before. Just the. members at home. Uh, no need to watch. it. He fumbled. He He was fumble. But, you know, I can't tell. I'm so glad. nobody heard that. Just the people. Oh.
my god. Wait. That's going to get. clipped. I guarantee this is that like. 47 minutes or something like that. I. need to remember to like come here to. see what you said. Okay. Don't. um but Oh, 4:20. I just did what I. always do, you know, wake up and just go. outside and sit in the sun and. and. partake. You smoked. Did I? Kayla, Kayla, to.
me, marijuana's like water. Kayla, I'm just kidding. But I do partake in. that activity a lot. Every day is 420. for me. See, I I can't do that. Really, I get so paranoid. You know, there's one. time I took edibles. I I went on Hinge. and I matched with this guy and I go to. his This is so bad. I go to his house, took edibles, and just went on Hinge. Oh, that's a vibe. Listen, no. I go on. Hinge. I find him. I drive 2 hours to. his house. We're hanging out. Okay, it's. our first date and I'm at his apartment. and he's like, "I have edibles. You want.
to take one?" I'm like, "Fuck yeah.". Like, I'm not a [ __ ] I take an edible. All of a sudden, this I'm like, I'm so. depressed and I'm going to jump off a. balcony. I'm laying in his bed. He puts. on Joji thinking it's a vibe. And I'm. sitting there texting Emma. I'm like, I'm going to jump off his balcony. I'm. so depressed. That's where I scream. Literally I'm like I'm like I'm losing. my mind. She texted me being like, "Help, help. get bugs." It was so. And then another.
time I smoked, I was at her apartment. with her roommate cuz I wanted to [ __ ]. her roommate. And you wanted to [ __ ]. Emma's room. [ __ ] Emma's old room. You. did [ __ ] I did. But this when I was. trying to get him to want to [ __ ] me. And she did. It was like consensual. I I. would assume so. We'd like walk out of. bedrooms. I'd walk out of her roommate's. bedroom. She'd walk out of hers like, "What's up? Want to get Starbucks?" And. so I I was he like Was he cooler than. me? He was literally the lamest person. in the world. Good. But um that's always. nice to hear. But so it was a rebound. I I It was a.
rebound. He was just lame as [ __ ]. Right. Big smoker. Big smoker. Oh, big. smoker. Big smoker. So I'm like, "I'm. going to smoke." Okay. So I'm drunk as. [ __ ] And he's on the balcony smoking. I'm like, "So what's up?" I grab the. blunt. I hit that [ __ ] like 10 times. I. go into the kitchen. I'm nonverbal. I'm. not speaking. I'm like bop bop boop bop. And then all of a sudden I vomit. everywhere. No way. Greened out. She. cracked tile vomiting. Slept on the. couch. Was this Was this like this was.
when you first met him? Yeah. This was. like 2 years ago. Yeah. And And I'm. winging manning. I'm like, "No, she ate. something earlier." Like, "No, no, no. She's good. She smokes all the time. She. literally smokes eight bucks a day. Trust me." I'm like, "So cool, bro." And. yeah, I really embarrassed myself, but I. did eventually slide in and got that. Got that. I'm I'm so happy for you, Kayla. That's just what I wanted to. hear. Um Kayla, this was so much fun. I. know. I'm like actually happy. This felt. good. This felt really good. Um.
everybody, please subscribe to the. channel. Please subscribe, guys. Please. Right. I think I'm trying to or else. we're just going to stop doing this. I don't know. That's not good promotion. Well, let me try. Let me sell people. better. You guys should subscribe to. this channel because it's the best. channel, the most reliable. every week. We're here for you. I'm sorry. I'm All. right, Kayla, why don't you take it from. here? And then now I'm going to pass it. to Kayla and she's going to finish this. Subscribe right now. Otherwise, mama's.
going to come shake you. Daddy's going. to be mad. Mama's going to beat your. ass. Bang it. out. All right, everybody. We're back. Unexpectedly, we had to come back. Emergency. Emergency. Kayla just found out. We have. to beep. The name. obviously started and Only Fans. I'm. actually [ __ ] pissed right now. We.
left the studio and we're back. Let's. cut into this week. This is super. important. So, we just got What the [ __ ]. I like it's so weird because like once. we started this episode I like had like. a gut feeling like something was weird. and that's why I felt like quieter like. just weirder this episode. I was like uh. and we just got sent a link on. discord that he started a [ __ ] only. fans and I just checked his Instagram.
and it says do not click the link. He. updated that within today. I can't help. but think that this is all to just pay. for his lawyer fees and his bail. Am I wrong? I like I can't even. I'm like I'm actually so pissed off. What the do you mean you're making an. only fans when we have court in two. weeks by the time you're seeing this? I. will be. You are going to see this on.
the 7th that we are in court as this. [ __ ] comes out and you make a like I'm. actually about to cry. I'm so pissed. That's. insane. That's insane. That's soing. insane. Like that sh Like that's insane. You I'm sitting here having to deal with. like PTSD and [ __ ] and you're trying to. think of the next way to make a quick. bag, make some money off of your name. trending because you beat the [ __ ] out. of me. That's soing insane that with the.
10 minutes of fame, your your life is. ruined. You got exposed for beating the. out of me for nine months and you think. that it's okay to just sit here and make. an Only Fans to try to cash in on this. [ __ ] That's so insane to me. And then. the bio being like, I've never been in a. relationship. I hope you can change that. is [ __ ] I have never met somebody. that is so psychotic. This is so insane. And the fact that court is in a week.
from. today, I'm so pissed right now. Like, I'm literally shaking. That is so. psychotic. How the How the are you like, that's so [ __ ] That's so crazy. That's so. crazy. [ __ ]. you. [ __ ] you. Like, I'm actually. pissed. Yeah, you just sit here and post. your dick online while like for three. for 379. Post your dick online for a low. price 375. You could see penis.
Congratulations. I just found this [ __ ] out five minutes. ago. No, you're good. We found this. [ __ ] I'm I'm [ __ ] shaking. I'm so. [ __ ] pissed. That [ __ ] sucks. I'm. I'm hon like like I get to go back, bro. I get to go back home and get on the. phone with detectives and be like, "Yeah, he tried to kill me on November. 24th." And then you're sitting here. making a only. fans. Uh uh gym day. Get dirty when I'm. home. Tat or no tat. What side looks.
better? [ __ ]. you. Like actually like this is And then. uh [ __ ] it. Come talk to me is. crazy. I'm just pissed. We found this. [ __ ] 5 minutes ago. I'm I'm just pissed. That's so insane. Is he actually 6'2 or. is that cap? God damn it. I'm sorry, but I saw the. 62. I just assume now that he probably. is like 5'8. I Are we subscribing? No, we're not.
subscribing to this [ __ ] Be real. He started this to pay for the legal. fees to bail him out to [ __ ] pay for. all this [ __ ] His life's in shambles. He started the Only Fans. He didn't have. an Only Fans the whole time you guys. dated. Is that true or false? He did. Did he have a only fans while you? No, but I told him while we were dating. because he had no money. He He was. financially dependent on me the entire. time we were dating up until he got on. the Snapchat program which he is now. off. Um he was financially dependent on. me. So I brought up the idea, this was.
in like October of starting an Only Fans. and he was like about to and he was. like, "No, that's just too much. That's. too much. I can't do it. That's too. much." I was like, "Okay, if you don't. want to, that's fine. I'll keep [ __ ]. buying your water so you can like live.". You paid for everything. I've paid his. car payments. I've paid his rent. I've. You paid his car? Yes. His car was about. to get repoed. I sent him $2,000. Kayla. Mhm. You paid his rent? Mhm. No, you. didn't. I've paid for everything. I I. have paid for everything in that man's. life. You paid for his rent? Mhm. His uh.
his roommate was asking uh for help. because I was like I felt bad. I felt. bad. He was just like manipulation and. scared. You were financially supporting. this guy for the our whole relationship. Are you kidding me? So that's why he's. doing this. I'm so sick. And um I don't. know when this is going to come out. I. don't know if Zach Sers has already said. anything about it. Next episode. We're. cutting this in. We came back from the. studio. Yes. To film this. This is breaking news. Well, I don't.
know if the this has come out yet, but. like no, he's like down bad for money. Zack Sers uh is this to pay for the. legal fees? Yes or no? 100%. Zack Ser. $1,500 while he was in jail. He's in. debt like almost 100 grand from the. bail. 100%. Oh, this is episode two. I thought this. was cutting an episode. Okay, so then by. the time people are seeing this, the So that means Okay, then we're not.
in court. Wait. Okay, [ __ ] Okay, I. thought it was three. Okay, so we're not. in court yet, but we're going to be in. court a week from when this is coming. out then. Okay, I misspoke. Anybody who. has anything to say discrediting or. trying to bring Kayla down, if you're. doing that right now, cuz I saw people. in the comments, I'm not going to lie, Kayla, there were people in the comments. like of videos on you like like just. being [ __ ] douchebags. You know how. bad I wanted to reply to them? This. ising ridiculous. And uh Kayla, I don't know how you want.
to close this out. I don't know how you. close something like this out, but uh. but this is real. came back to the. studio cuz we're dedicated. Kayla, give. me a fist bump. I will say with. everything since this is episode two, with everything that came out, I am. curious to. um um who's subscribing. Which one of my. friends are subscribing to see what he's. posting? Or old friends, I should say. Let's hope no friends. Kayla, let's just. be positive about this and be like, no. friends are subscribing. I'm so pissed.
I'm so pissed. Um, I guess I'll close. this out with um if this I thought we. were cutting this in episode three, but. um with that being said, court isn't a. week and um I'm sick and um if you for. some reason at all, I don't know who. would don't see what kind of piece of. [ __ ] he is. um making and only fans in. the midst of the [ __ ] going on uh is. quite literally your bio on Instagram. being um don't click the link with like.
to to profit off of I'm sorry I just. have to say this. Yeah, this is ridiculous. [ __ ] And what I'm going to say I'm. ending the episode and sorry that's how. I'm ending it and that's a fair way to. end it. Like, and I'm going to end it. with um while he's while he's busy. posting his dick to get 375. I'm not No, no, no. Keep in mind, not. 375$375.
$3.75. Sorry, I had to say that cuz cuz. 375 people might think you're saying. that. Yeah. $37. while you're busy. posting your dick for. $3.75. Uh, your actions have caused real. devastation to my life that I literally. I have like I actually thought I was. having a heart attack yesterday because. of the amount anxiety I have, the amount. of detectives I've had to talk to, re-watching videos, reliving [ __ ]. Literally, I'm in shock that you have. the confidence and I I I mean, I'm f I'm.
actually speechless. I'm actually I'm. actually speechless. I'm dead ass. turning my phone off for the week. I'm. I'm I'm actually in shock that and I've. said this before, the 9 months that we. dated, everything was a lie besides the. abuse. Everything you were, your actions. were, your words were, the only thing. that was real was the physical [ __ ] that. you did to me to cause harm to me. That. was the only [ __ ] that was real. And now. you after we break up and after this. shit's coming out in courts in a week,
you decide to make a goddamn Only fans. to try to profit off this [ __ ] You. that's it. Like you eat my dick. I'm. [ __ ] crazy. I'm actually so [ __ ]. crazy.
