WE'RE DRAGGING IT | Ep #10 | Bangin' Out w/ Kayla Malecc & Jacob Sartorius

Wait, do you guys know this song? It's. like hella It's like It's kind of. vintage, a little bit underground. It's. like um You can wear my sweatshirt. Yo, I know that one. How did y'all know. that? Yo, I might not know ye, but I. know Jacob. Banging out. Welcome back to the Banging. Out podcast. I'm your host, Big Long. Daddy J. And I'm type K. Yep. And. welcome back. Um, wow. I'm I woke up mad.

today. Really? Yeah. Like actually. pissed. Why? Um, I woke up this morning. So, first off, I've been sick this whole. weekend. I haven't left my house in 3. days. I've been. Same to me. I know. You got me sick. You. did get me sick. My fault. But I spent. the past 3 days inside suffering. I did. not leave my house once. I was door. dashing everything. I have not smelt the. outside air in 3 days. And then finally. this morning, I wake up and I'm healed. I'm just stuffy, but I'm not in pain. I.

I feel good. And then I look down when I. wake up, and I'm not joking. It looks. like somebody slaughtered a lamb in my. bed. It looks like somebody slaughtered. animals in my bed. I was covered in. blood. I don't care how graphic this is. Like, I was covered in it. I literally. like Jeffrey Dmer style dead ass. Like, somebody filleted my legs. Holy. And on. top of that, I had a dream like last. night that I was decapitated. And so, it. was just like a lot. It's so fitting. Yeah, it was so fitting. Maybe it was. like subliminal messaging like you're. literally like yo you're on your period.

I'm going to cut your head off in the. dream right literally. And then you woke. up and you were like and then I looked. down I'm like what the So I jump out of. bed. I hate when that happens. And. listen the girls are going to get this. What are like you know how hard it is to. bleed through a tampon in 30 minutes. Girl do I know. I'm sorry. And 30 minutes is crazy. Usually it takes 3 hours. I bled through. a tampon in 30 minutes. I'm probably. like Congratulations. Is that like a. good Should we celebrate that? No. That's horrible. That's horrible. I'm so. sorry. That means like I'm pretty sure. like if you have a heavy Is it true that.

like when you have a heavy period it. means that like you're miscarrying mis. or like No, not that. Not that. What are. you and what are you and Saturn getting. up to? No. Like it doesn't mean What. does it mean? God damn. Y'all got a baby. on the way. Yo, Saturn, what's going on, man? [Laughter]. Yeah. Shut the [ __ ] up. Bleeding for Oh, okay. Okay. But you have a It's just a. heavy period. I don't know. Bleeding. through a tampon in 30 minutes is crazy.

And I'm just pissed off because finally. when I'm not sick and now I have a. period. Now I have cramps. Now I'm. bleeding everywhere. I can't. I'm just. pissed. I'm pissed. I want to get my. uterus removed. But honestly, thank God. because like I'm pretty sure if I were. to get pregnant, I couldn't get a boob. job. This is a lot of information hitting me. at rapid speeds. Like I think if I'm. pregnant I could get a boob job. Pregnant women get a boob job. So thank. God for the period. But I want a boob.

job. Are you expecting? No. Thank See, no pregnant women should not get See, that's the thing. Imagine if I Why? Because it's like the plastic's harmful. It's probably like getting put under. anesthesia while there's a baby in you, right? But like if I had to for Bro, I'd. be so pissed if I couldn't get. I'd be so pissed. You're like, "Damn, I. got this baby, but I don't have double. D's. Where the my double D's at? I got. this little thing walking around, but. where the my double D's at?" Right. What. am I going to breastfeed with? Some.

cups, damn. God damn. Yeah. So, I mean, like, I'm happy and thankful so I can. get my up for I have my augmentation. next Monday. So, when we That's like. where they like test it out. They I test. what That's a crazy way to say it. I. don't know. Like, they start to Can I. say why I'm scared? Yes. Cuz you have to. like you have to like like they like. look at your. like like you like literally have to. like show this doctor your I'm kind of. Saturn. How do you feel about that, bro? I don't care. Like she's going to have. bigger tits at the end of the day. Ah,

Twin. Yo, let's go, Twin. Okay. He's excited. I'm scared though. He's investing. He's in I'm not That's an investment. That's an investment. But yeah, I'm. scared. I'm going to have to like show. him my boots and I don't know. That was. scary to me. Oh yeah. Well, I can. imagine that's scary. That went crazy. That was like a crazy run I just had. No, I love that. 3 minutes. No, that was. the best 3 minutes of my life. Thank god. I'm not pregnant now. I could have big. boobs. Period. Sucks. Period. And I've.

been sick. Period. Get it? Period. Period. Boob. Cuz All right. You just. went on the canceled podcast recently. and there's rumors. Actually, I don't. think it's just rumors. I think it's. real. Can I crash out? Yeah. I just. watched the episode. But I'm so crash. Crash out like to the to the craziest. I. I was going to, but then I was like, I. might bleed. Might start squirting blood. O. Um I'm. so upset, but I'm like honestly happy. for them. I messaged Tana and cuz I was.

seeing clips of people like freaking out. over them like ending the canceled. podcast. But like I'm so happy for them. cuz Tana's always been talking about. like how she just started her peace era. after she met Makoa. And like I would be. stressed. Imagine, imagine we were doing. this podcast for years and years and. years and the whole time we're just. talking people. So, and like then. suddenly you like meet somebody in. Hawaii and you're like so calm and then. like once a week you're in a controversy. cuz you're like talking [ __ ] about. somebody, right? You'd want to be like, "Okay, I just want to settle down and be. in my peace era." Of course, like it.

reaches a certain point. They've been. doing it for five [ __ ] years. Yeah. So, I'm like I'm happy for them, but I'm. sad that is the only podcast I watch. Yeah. I mean, um I've never like I've. definitely seen clips, I'm sure, and I. knew about the canceled podcast, but um. it seems like they were like one of the. biggest podcasts in the world. They 100%. their views are in I love them. I'm I'm. just going to miss it. Like yeah, I love. them. Like I actually they seem. unfiltered. Is that true? I don't I. haven't watched like the episodes in.

depth. I haven't seen your episode yet. It comes out by when this when past. episode comes this one. our last episode. comes out. That's the thing. That's why. they got so like viral, I feel, is cuz. like they they didn't give a [ __ ] at. all. Should we get on that energy? Should we really Should we really get on. that energy? Cuz that's what I've been. thinking about. What happens if we get. on that exact same? I want to. I want. to. And then like in 5 years be like, I'm moving to Hawaii. Like literally. just move out. Yeah. Oh, is she moving. to Hawaii? I don't think so. I just.

[ __ ] love them. I like literally love. Tana and Brooke. Meeting them was a. highlight of my life. I just love them. here the as for the ending of the. podcast there isn't a set date but. however the host said that the podcast. would be ending after their contract is. yeah they said it ends in fall so this. will probably be the last cancelled. summer which is kind of sad but I'm. happy for them let's enjoy the last. canceled summer right people I'm honored. I'm going to be one of the last episodes. I'm kind of I'm kind of that is a big. honor yeah cuz I wanted to go on it like.

two years ago when I like first moved. out here but like honestly thank god I. waited you lowkey He have like aura from. going on there like ever since you went. on that podcast. Richie, do you agree. with me though? Do I have aura, Richie? Oh, you got the. love, girl. I just I [ __ ] love them. and damn, I want to be like the. cancelled podcast. Well, I think we're. on track. I think we just have to like. Should we say somebody we hate then? Yeah, let's just say it right now. Why. don't we all just say somebody we hate? Okay, [ __ ] If it starts with a J, we.

all go say the same thing. And it's not. me. I hate Jacob's Artorius. All right, bro. Let's keep it moving, bro. What? No, wait. I'm sorry. I meant to say. James Charles. I'm sorry. Oh. Oh, auto. correct. Um, wow. So, uh, wow. Well, you have to say. somebody you hate now. Um, Kayla Malik. What the [ __ ] guys? You. know what? I hate Kayla Malik. Right, Richie? You do too, right? No, I love. you, Kayla. What the type [ __ ] Richie?

Type [ __ ] Right when I think he has my. back. Like those are the moments I need. you, bro. We're girls for life. I'm a. girl for life, too. What the [ __ ] Do. you love or hate James? Do I love what. or hate James? Can I say something? That's like asking. me if the sky is blue. Do I hate him? Yes. Can I say something? I hate him. I know. I've been I haven't. dragged it cuz I haven't talked about it. in like the past four episodes. A minor.

You're not my All right. Sorry. Wait. I. haven't talked about him. So, can I say. something that I thought [ __ ] your [ __ ]. Oh, wait. The internet's going to be. like, "Oh, you dragging it." I have it. I'm not. They don't say it when I do it. Oh, wait. Yeah. Wait. It's cool when. they do it, but when I do it, right? He's been singing sweatshirt for the. past 10 years. God damn. Like, seriously, where's the same energy? Come. on, y'all. Lock in. But wait, it's not. clocking. You know what's crazy? I'm. just joking. That's a crazy reference. You know the AMC Awards or American. Music Something Awards? It was like a.

Yeah, the AMAs or was it Yeah, AMAs AMAs. American Musical. So, James walked the. carpet. I saw that and Okay. Wait, wait. Absolutely no pictures. Can I say. something about that? So, he did it for. himself. James walked that carpet, right? And it was going viral. Not as. viral as the Evans situation, though, about how there was no cameras flashing. Yeah, I saw that. He addressed that [ __ ]. the next [ __ ] day saying no, there.

was people taking pictures. The next day. he proved that there were people taking. pictures. It took him 3 weeks to say I. do not support Evan Johnson. But 24 hours to say people were taking. pictures of me, sisters. That's facts. What the [ __ ] I didn't. think about that. Like what the [ __ ]. That's actually like really weird as I. was I literally was thinking about it. the other night. That's why I'm bringing. it up cuz I was like just thinking about. like last month and I was like what a.

crazy month it was. But like what the. [ __ ] Like quick to address the. paparazzi rumors, right? Of course. But. God forbid you say I don't support an. abuser. You know how like Justin Bieber. posts the things where he's like I like. you know he posts the POV of him walking. out to the paparazzi. Yeah. James wishes. in his wildest dreams that he could walk. out of his house and have that many. paparazzi. Like how Justin Bieber hates. fame is how James Charles wants it. Did. you see the um clip or Yeah, I'm pretty.

sure he played it like a couple episodes. ago where he like walks out of Awan and. they're like that was right as this. drama was going on. I remember that. I. don't I I know it's like dragging it, but I really don't feel like I talked. about it enough. Like I don't know. I. just feel like I I don't give a People. said I'm dragging it. I just don't feel. like I talked about it enough. Like. genuinely like imagine you are leaving. your hometown in Portage, Indiana. You. you live in a small town and then you. move to LA and then a James Charles. allegedly [ __ ] your ex-boyfriend who.

abused you. I I feel like I should have. kept talking about it. I just haven't. really processed it. I don't know. And. then I have day rightfully so. And I was. in the house the past 3 days sick just. like thinking about it. I'm like that. really did happen. So I don't know. And. he's just acting as if nothing happened, right? Yeah. Like if you go to his page, it's just like back to normal. Yeah. And. he's got all these people are like, "No, but can we not move on as adults? What. about when y'all try to cancel every. other [ __ ] Why is it just him?".

Thank you. But that's the thing. When. this when this whole thing was trending, it was like James should have been. cancelled blah blah blah years ago. He. doesn't get cancelled because y like a. lot of people sit here and like say. you're like the same thing when I try to. like say what happened. It's like you're. dragging it so then he can move on from. it. I just don't get it. Like how are. you going to sit here and be like, "Well, how does he keep moving on from. these controversies?" Because y'all, not. y'all, but a lot of people, it's. honestly, yeah, come for when they keep.

it going kind of like Michaela Ta was. getting uh hated on for continuous. Tell. me why Michaela Ta, Bryce Hall, all. these massive influencers are all. against James, right? Tell me though. But it's like Anna Paul was talking. They must know something, right? And. Michaela was talking [ __ ] about Anna. Paul and was getting [ __ ] on for it. They're like, "Why do you keep talking. about Anna?" And it's like because if. you don't continue to talk about. somebody, the internet will just like. let it go. But then if you keep talking. about them, you're obsessed and you're. this and you're that. That's why I don't.

think it's ever a win situation. And I. do think that like James will forever. come back from his controversies because. that's the way the internet works. But I. the thing is is James will never have. the same reputation online as he did. before any of these scandals. I don't I. think if he actually you could buy a. billion bot comments is not going to. save you, bro. Right. Cuz think of him. before any of like the minor allegations. came through. Mhm. Like I think if none. of that happened, he would be like one. of the most famous like A-list. celebrity. Yeah. But and I think the.

AMAs probably still thought he was a. A-list celebrity. Invited him and then. they learned. Well, because I mean he's. James Charles. Like that is a household. name. Yeah. But it's like it's a. controversial household name now. I. don't know. It's crazy. It's crazy to. me. I don't know. Yeah. Wow. I haven't. talked about him in a minute, but I I. was thinking about that the other day. Like, well, uh, that name it's like, damn. All right. I don't know. I'm. James, you know, uh, we just hope that, uh, you get help. Yeah, man. We love.

you, man. In like a in like a in like a. we love you, man. Like, we hope we help. you figure it out. Not in like a we love. you, bro. No, like we love you, man. We. care about you. I hope you get better. Do we? Or maybe we don't hope so. Maybe. we hope we wait two more years and. another controversy comes out and then. and then what do you think his next. controversy will be? I mean, what have. the last six been? What have the last 72.

been? I feel like it'll be like, go a. damn. When Sorry, I was going to make a. bad joke. I feel like his next. controversy will be like, what a sicko, man. Hair and his makeup palette. All. right, let's keep it moving. James. Charles, you got the best of me. You got. me [ __ ] crashing. James, I hope you know you have Jacob. cut the most stuff from when we talk. about this situation. It's always when. we talk about you, man. Then he's. watching it back. Only you, bro. I hope. you feel like special in your heart.

He's going to cut this. Yeah, definitely. All this. I'm just kidding. Now we have to keep it. That's funny. Let's keep it going, though. James, wish. you all the best, pal. Um, knobs is not your ordinary toothpaste. It's actually a standout product crafted. with natural ingredients and safe nano. hydroxy appetite in place of fluoride. They also prioritize health and. sustainability with plasticfree glass. packaging. Knobs have been known to be. just as effective as fluoride.

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right? Why did I think he was like, was. he? No, he was at Nou Malibu. That's. what it looked like. I've been there. He's outside. They put a new law that. says that paparazzi can't be in the. parking lot because so many celebrities. go there. They were outside of the. parking lot and Justin was getting into. his car, I believe, after dinner or a. beach day. That's in Malibu, so that's. where the beach is. I know this spot. And LeBron James goes there only like. like you have to get a reservation.

months in advance to go there. Um and I. bet you he was just trying to enjoy a. night. Should we react to this? Yeah, cuz actually I want to talk about like. paparazzi after this, too, cuz I heard. some crazy [ __ ] Really? Yeah. There's a. new me provoke me, but I'm not the one. I don't care that you're on the. sidewalk. I don't care what kind of. dirty work, what kind of nasty you're. getting paid in the background to. provoke me, bro. But I'm not the one. I'm really not the one. I don't care. that you're on the sidewalk, bro.

Clearly, you're here for an alternate. agenda. Why would you want to be here to. provoke me like this? This isn't love. I'm not provoking you. This isn't love, bro. This is weird, bro. Y'all are on. some real weird. Literally, he's talking. [ __ ] Go then. Have a good night. somewhere else, man. For real. Uh cuz. I'm not going to stand around here and. let this happen. No, sir. Oh, wait. No. way. Imagine if you're like just trying. to cheat. Oh, wait. Imagine if you're. trying to cheat on like somebody and.

then like you're leaving Nou and like. Paparazzi's just there and you're like, "Bro, I thought I'd be pissed, bro.". Damn. You jumped right to him cheating on. Haley. No, that's crazy. No, no, no. I. meant like like you know, just like that. would suck. That's crazy. I mean, I feel. bad for him. I honestly feel bad for. him. I think I've been I've been talking. about this. I think you go first. You go. first. Well, the top comment literally. being he been asking them to leave him. alone for 15 years. Like I'd be pissed,

too. Mhm. I think he's just like I think. he's genuinely like like manic as [ __ ]. right now because like I'm like he what. is he like 35 and it's been non-stop. How old's Justin Bieber? Is he like 35? I'm guessing 30. I think. 32. I'm gonna guess 30. 31. Yeah. I. don't blame him. I'd be pissed like. trying to go out to dinner. Yeah. Honestly, I just feel like. I think most people could agree that. look, imagine if you guys had the life.

of Justin Bieber from 13 years old. He's. been around people. He's been on so many. world tours. He's literally [ __ ] been. through it. you know how many nights he. was sick on tour and still had to go on. because he had to pay his team and pay. back the Live Nation deals and and like. he has been through so much [ __ ] at 31. years old. He's lowkey like it's almost. like I feel like if you're talking to. him, you're talking to like a. 70-year-old guy with the wisdom that he. must have from the trauma, the good. experiences, everything blended.

together. I feel like I honestly think. he's like a standup guy now. I think he. just wants to be a normal person. But. the thing is, Justin, as much as you. want to do that, I think most of us can. agree, and I think everyone would agree, he's reached a point of fame where he'll. never, and this sucks, but I know he. knows it, too. He'll never be able to be. a normal person. Even if he doesn't drop. music for the next 20 years, when he's. 50, he's getting swarmed with paparazzi. He's Justin Bieber. Like, they made him.

almost like a product rather than a. human. That's how they branded it. If. you go back to the very beginning, they. like branded him as something that. wasn't human. The difference between. Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber is Taylor. Swift fans look at Taylor as a human. They feel like they know her. They feel. like they're her best friend. I feel. like with Justin Bieber, it's a little. bit more of like he got hyped up to be. something larger than life. Yeah. So, it's hard to even for any of us probably.

to think about what it would be like to. sit down and how he would act. No one knows who he is as an actual. person. We've only seen like the the. things that have been painted to us. either by the press or by his team. And. I just feel like, dude, we all owe this. guy a [ __ ] apology. Yeah. The way. that we've [ __ ] treated him. I was. driving on the highway. I saw a bumper. sticker that said, "Kill Justin Bieber.". Like, wait, what? Seriously? Wait, what. do you mean? There are people out there. that like what? I I I promise I swear on.

everything I love. I was driving and in. front of me was a truck that had a. bumper sticker that said kill Justin. Bieber and I'm just like damn there are. people out there who genuinely might. absorb, you know, the information from. the press or who the [ __ ] what the I'm. just saying Justin, we have your [ __ ]. back and if you ever want to come on. Banging Out Pod, I promise we'll be your. besties. Damn, that's actually sad. I. feel really bad and I literally have so. much love for him cuz he he's the reason.

why I'm even doing this [ __ ]. like 100%. I would have never dropped. Sweatshirt. I would have never dropped. any songs I dropped if it weren't for. Justin Bieber. Facts. I know it makes me. sad. Like, so I respect him. But this. right here though, we're getting into. something a little bit different. That. video fully have his back. This part is. like he's ending a friendship on. Instagram. I want to know who so bad. And you could see my profile picture. I. liked it. I liked it. Who do you think? Hey, I liked it. I liked it. Is late. So.

he said, "I will never suppress my. emotions for someone. Conflict is a part. of a relationship. If you don't like my. anger, you don't like me. My anger is a. response to a pain that I've been. through. Asking a traumatized person not. to be traumatized is simply mean." The. next slide is the friend responding. We. don't know who this friend is, by the. way. Saying, "I'm not used to someone. lashing out at me. It's not that I don't. see and feel your anger." He said, "Ouch. This friendship is officially. over. I will never accept a man calling. my anger lashing out. I enjoyed our.

short-longed relationship. I wasn't. kidding when I told you I didn't need. you as a friend. I have good friends who. will respect these boundaries. It's not. even over. He calls him a [ __ ] All. right. I thought you were a [ __ ] which. is why I always kept my distance, but I. was willing to give you the benefit of. the doubt. This confirms you were the. [ __ ] I always thought you were. Middle. finger emoji. Please leave me alone now. The person responds, "I'm a pussy.". Blocking you now. Blocked him. Is he. toxic? Can I say who I think it's.

called? Is he Is he the problem? I think. it's E. I think he's saying this to I. don't know why. Yeah. The top comment is lowkey bros. lowkey becoming Yay. I'm not going to. lie. This is very Kanye West of Justin. Bieber, right? But also like Okay. Like. if I'm fighting with somebody and I have. like that many followers, I'm like, "This is motivational." And I'm. screenshotting and posting. Honestly, I. [ __ ] love it. A part of me [ __ ]. loves this and another part of me is. like, "Wait, is he the problem?" I'm.

sorry, but this is genius. Drop the I think. Seriously, drop the. ads, bro. Wait, why do I feel like it's. about Ye. I don't know why. Yeah. What. the How how does he even know ye? They're friends, but like I just feel. like this is about him. Like the way ye. Why has no one else said that? You just. feel that have a [ __ ] That's so ye to. say. Like I feel like he would be like, "I'm a pussy." I lowkey looked up. Check. if Justin is still following you. He's. not. Wait, can we break the news here? Wait, check Justin's account. Check. Justin's following. Can we see who he's. following? Ye. I think it's about Ye.

guys. Oh my god. Is that real? That's real. No. Oh my god. Richie. Richie. My bad. I. don't know who we're talking about. Richie, [ __ ] you, Richie. I'm going to come over there and kiss. you. Okay, so it's not about Oh my god, I just stood up. I My heart dropped. Everyone's coughing. Holy [ __ ] guys. We're okay. We're okay. False alarm. False alarm. Okay, I'm happy they're. still friends. Holy [ __ ] I'm happy.

they're still friends. Wait, who's. my favorite man in the world? You don't. know. Oh my god. I post him in my room. Ring the bell when I get sucked. Ding. You don't know. Ring that bell. Don't. pull us up. Ding ding. Song's already. bells. You don't know. Ye tonka. I don't. know ye. Oh, he's my favorite. Richie, can I say I Ye is I literally love ye. more than life. I love ye so much. And. can you dive into a little speech while. I go tinkle? Okay, this is this is may. come up as a surprise to some. I'm the.

number one fan. I love Ye more than. life. I have his Oh my god. And I love. him. He's so hot. I love him. I [ __ ]. love Ye so much. He wants to be so bad. No. Shut the [ __ ] up. And Brennan's. laughing right now cuz he knows how much. I love Ye. I went to Coachella thinking. that he would bring me up on the stage. I am so delusionally obsessed with this. man and his music. I Okay, wait. This is. embarrassing. Should I show this? I'm. going to show Jacob when he gets back. Hold on. Okay, guys. I have been DMing E. every day. Cheater.

I actually need to DM him again. He. every time she would cheat on me with. all day. That's my hall pass, babe. So, okay, I do text. Ready? Wait, can you. see this on the camera? Okay. I text him every day. I love you. And like I I just love him. Kayla, you. think ye's got a [ __ ] Wait, can I. show you this? All right. I text I text. ye every day. Text him. Every day I text.

him. I love you. Oh, he didn't respond. He never will. Oh, I thought y'all were. like, "No, he he never would." How the. [ __ ] did you not know who Yeet was, Richie? You should be [ __ ]. disappointed. I don't know. Wait, do you. know the song? Doesn't seem very if we. being real though. Yeah. I will never. All right. What about this? Wait, can. you give me a little bit more, Jacob? Do. the beat. I need a All right. Yeah, I'll. do the beat. I'll do the beat. And that wasn't the beat.

And that wasn't the beat. Can I try. again? Yeah. Do you know if we be in. real? Do the beat to If we be Oh. Oh, I. I was doing it to the other one. The. bell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To the what? To. we if we be real. If we be real. Yeah. I. got you. You spit. Jacob, you just spit. everywhere. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. You know that noise people could. do the like the water thing. Yeah. Yo, that But it's good. Yeah. Uh, wait. Let. me try another beat. Hold on.

[Music]. Yeah. I had to cut the pill off. But if we be. a real dumb Yeah. Now feel. That's actually a perfect That was. actually kind of good. That was actually. really good. Hold on a second. Do you know that song, Richie? Wait, Richie, who's your favorite artist? Ah, that's like a hard question, but. honestly, like I listen to a lot of like. '9s one hit wonder, so it's a little. tough on Wait, do you know the song um.

Baby Hold On to Me? Of course. Oh, so. you're going to love Oh, no. This is. early 2000s, but you know this one. [Applause]. You don't I know the song you're talking. about. Early 2000s. Baby, hold on to me. 2006. I mean, what are we talking here? Yes. Wait. Ready? Ready? 1 2 3. Baby, hold on. to me. Whatever.

will be. The future is all I see, so. baby. Wait, do you guys know this song? It's. like hella It's like It's kind of. vintage, a little bit underground. It's. like um you can wear my sweatshirt. Yo, I know that one. How did y'all know. that? Yo, I might not know ye, but I. know Jacob. That's I just saw a Tik Tok today. What? Oh god. Was it the dad again? No, it was. I liked it cuz I thought Can I do this.

on camera? I don't know. Put a Bang It. Out logo over it. Um I saw a Tik Tok. today, Jacob, and it I liked it. I. thought it was so silly. And it was like. sweatshirt playing in the back and it. was a picture of um like Lauren Gray, Millie, Bobby Brown, Jenna Ortega, and. then me in the corner. And it was like, were you were you were you fourth. wheeling or No, wait. I need I need to. What was going on here? It was like Hold. on. What was it? It's It's in my. favorites cuz I thought it was so funny.

What did it say? And like the top. comment is like insane. Okay. Okay. It's. right here. It's right here. It's right. here. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Oh, sorry. No. No. You should be so. sorry. So, you're telling me Mr. Sweatshirt pulled these baddies? It's. Lauren Gay, baby Ariel, Jenna Art. And then the top comment is something. about like. it's something about like he must be. hitting that [ __ ] right? No, that's RZ. Stop commenting. Look, I.

can't confirm nor deny. You know what. I'm saying? Um, really what I'd like to. do here is uh plead the fifth. It was insane. I've been getting a lot. of sweatshirt things pop up on my my. previous Wow. Isn't that Yeah, we love. Sweatshirt. Great song. Who doesn't? Changed my life. It changed a lot of. people's lives. Yeah. Well, that's cool. It changed my steps sister's life. It. did it. She had her first orgasm. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm sorry. [ __ ].

all the notes from the show. I'm joking. I'm Okay. How the [ __ ] does that song make. somebody do that? I get it if it's. Benson Boon singing Moon Beam Ice Cream, but if it's sweatshirt, I mean, how the. [ __ ] does that make you do that? We'll zoom in next episode. Do you know what a lioooo is? No. You.

don't know what a liaboo is? Lil B. boooo? Isn't that a reality star? Lil. Boooo. Honey boo boo. Honey boo boo. Yeah. Honey boo boo. Where did my She. just went on like some this. Have you. seen these, Jacob? No. What are these like the things we. put on our phones the other episode? No, you put them on like your purse. And I'm. not joking. People are reselling them. for like $600. Oh [ __ ] I might have to. get involved here.

How much money we talking? Listen, get. one. We should do a Laboo unboxing. Oh, should we get some? Yeah, but you can't. find them anywhere. I went to the. PopMart last Wednesday and I could not. find a [ __ ] ass Laboo. What about Honey. Boooo City? They Honey Boo. They're not. selling her. Oh. Oh, sorry. That's what. I must have gotten. I want to do a Loo. unboxing. Which one would you want out. of those ones? The pink one. I want the pink one, too. Is that the most rare one? No, the most.

rare one. It's gray with like rainbow. gray one. No, no. Look up rare labu. rainbow. Look at it. Look at it. So, what the How did this come about? Is. this like uh You know who I think. started it. Is this like what's those. pets called? Zoo pets. Not the same at. all. You know what I'm talking Not zoo. pets. Zup pets is making me think of. those plates that used to have the. animal faces on them. What were those. called? No. What are the little stuffed. animals? Uh, Webkins. Webkins. Webkins is glad. Yo, we should invest. hella money from this podcast into. Webkins stock cuz everything's coming.

back right now. We got to get You have a. financial adviser? No. Get one cuz that. was a crazy thought. What about silly. bands? Bring them back. Bring them back. You know, listen, listen. I just saw. somebody I just, you know, the guy who. goes up like, "How' you afford this. car?" He went up to one of the guys and. it was the silly band's like inventor. Really? And he was driving like a $2. million car and he was like, "Don't." He. made his bread off that [ __ ] Yeah. A. rubber band shaped as a giraffe making.

$5 million a month. Like, "Go [ __ ]. yourself." Robert Croak. Yeah. Off of. making a It takes probably two cents to. make these and we were eating them up. You could even tell what it was on your. wrist. You had No idea. It looked like a. spaghetti noodle. It looked like they. did. pulled the like a spaghetti noodle. and it pulled your arm hair so bad. Oh, I have bald spots. I used to wear like. four up my wrist. I got all the hugs. No, that's insane. I wish I was him. I. feel like being an entrepreneur in the. 2000s was so easy. Can I ask Richie a.

question? Do you know what Chuz are? CH? Can I tell you something? I'm in a. group chat with my friends from. Nashville and they named it Chuz. University because me and Emma are in. it. I almost got locked jaw. from they literally named it CH. University and I was the [ __ ]. background of the group chat. You know, look, I'm still just getting. familiar with this term. Um, ch. Chopped.

huzz. Yeah. No. Yeah, it's huz, but. chopped. But it's I knew the ch was bad. The ch don't sound good. Huzz sounds. like Wow. That's like breathable. That's. air I could breathe. Chuzz is toxicity, Richie. The h the Chuz. Are you [ __ ] with. Chuz or the Huz. I mean, I'm [ __ ]. with all of them, you know. Oh, that's nice. I thought he was going.

to say h. Yeah, I don't like being in. this group, chat. It makes me sad. Yeah, I think you should leave it. Ch over. So, those are Lil Boooos. What are those. called? L Boo Boo is insane, Jacob. La. Boo. L Boo Boo is a rapper. La Boo is a. toy. La Boo Boo. La Boo. Wait, can I pee. really quick? Look, guys. Oh my god. Wait, Kayla's gone. Holy [ __ ] What up, y'all? So, uh, how we feeling?

So, we talking about little boo boos. I. mean, uh, so, so like Kayla's on her. period and [ __ ] What's up, y'all? Cricket sound effect. So, like, dude, this show lit with just. me, right? Like, cuz I could talk about. anything. Y'all look, let's You lonely. I'm sad. I'm lonely.

You know how many nights? Nah. Do you know how many nights I just I. kiss my pillow. because I don't have somebody else to. kiss me. I'm just This is my truth. This is my. I'm being vulnerable. Always invite me over. Hey, Kayla. What's up? K. I was just chilling. We.

weren't even recording. Oh, yeah. You. peed on your Did you pee on your hands? I didn't even Yeah. Can I just say how [ __ ] annoying it. is to put a tampon in? It feels like. you're like. [Applause]. So the little boo boos, they're crushing it. I love those.

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shirts from his brand and like in the. video. Why is this drama? So, right cuz. at first it seemed like they're really. good friends are like hugging each. other. He takes the shirt off his body. and it just seems like a wholesome. interaction and then two days later DOA. is like tweeting on Twitter being like. that musty ass shirt, I threw it away. like [ __ ] that dude. blah blah blah blah. blah. Wait, watch the video. Watch the video. Why did she say that? He was so nice to. her. Hold on. Brendon's about to go off. I watch this girl. It makes me period.

You deserve it. Literally. And if you. ever want anything more, I got you. always. Wasn't he just a nice guy? Happy. Pride Month. Pablo. Pablo seems like a. great guy. He gave her his t-shirt off. his back. You're beautiful. I hope you. had the best night. just a fan. See, it seems like a wholesome. Yo, what did the shirt say? Got to give. my shirt to do hot boys kiss boys. Yeah,

it does. Why is she mad about that? She. like cusses him out on Twitter. Brennan. No, Brennan's got to be on the. mic. I want Brennan to like just say how. you're like intertwined with this. Like. I guess say what you're comfortable. Say. what you're comfortable with. I'll say. what I'm comfortable. So, I have my own. girthy length of lore with this man. Wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on a. second. Hold on. You can't say girthy. length. You got a girthy. Huh? Girthy.

girthy. Damn. This is uncut type [ __ ] I. know this man in my own personal ways. through one of my best friends. And you. know the guy from that video? I know the. guy. No way. I'm going to like and. there's like there's my own personal. beef with this [ __ ] but when I. watch this video, which I tried not. watching for the longest time, I I think. that one thing that every like Kayla. does well, every influencer I've ever. met or celebrity does well, is like.

interact really well with someone even. if they're uncomfortable because there's. 3,000 people watching. And as much as. this man called Pablo or whatever he. calls himself, the jewelry seller, um, was like probably being like really. nice, I think it was crazy like for me. honestly, I think even just watching from an. outside perspective with no beef even. involved with me and him like the like. pointing in your face being like, "Hey, like I love you, bitch." And then like, "What's your name? Is it Doa Cat?" Like. not even knowing her, but like giving. her the shirt. Like it's literally just. giving like he So he didn't even know.

who she was. He he definitely knew who. she was, but just like being like, "Hey, bitch." And then like, "Let me give you. this shirt. It's my new brand." And then. he's like, "What's your name?" Brand. That was the t-shirt. It was his brand. He's just trying to sell shirts. Yeah. And I think also like the aggressive. touchiness of it all. Like imagine a fan. tapping on the shirt like, "Oh my god, hey, Jacob." And then picking you up or. pulling you closer like, you know, when. they get close to your face, they want. to kiss you, like [ __ ] like that. Like. he was just being like an annoying. blacked out drunk gay. which obviously. is like normally okay, but like whenever. you're dealing with like the main [ __ ].

in charge and also no shade, I've had my. own interaction with Doaat. It went. lovely. She posted me on her Instagram. She gave me a little shout out and you. got that repost. I got good [ __ ]. [ __ ]. You got [ __ ] doxed on Twitter, ho. That really shows. That's all I got to. say. Your energy is going to check. Your. energy is going to show every time. Don't be weird and don't try to get a. clip for everything. Sometimes just be. nice. Be a nice person. Say hi to her. Know her [ __ ] name before you go up. to her. Hi, Brennan. Wow, Brendan. No. Yeah, it was.

Do you not agree with I fully agree? I. didn't think about it like that. Brennan. has a weird way of connecting with. everything going on like pop culture. wise cuz we were talking about it on the. way to Target yesterday and he was like, "Oh yeah, I know him." And I was like, "What do you mean?" That's crazy lore. that you know the guy who went up to. DOA. Everyone's seen that video. Everybody, it's viral because it is so. uncomfortable. it when I it's him. switching up like literally like 20. seconds later but it is it is uncom but.

that's why it's viral. I just thought it. was like an awkward fan encounter and I. was like love DOA cat that's amazing. right cuz I could get it from both ways. to where he thinks he was just really. excited and drunk and whatever cuz you. know when you're drunk you don't really. understand social cues but I understand. if DOA was like uncomfortable like I've. had times where like people will do. things that make me uncomfortable. Oh, yeah. Same. Yeah. Like this one time a. girl, this is really bad. A girl, I love. you so much. She came up to me and she's.

like, "Hey, I've been watching your. Snapchats. I've been following you. around Vegas trying to find you." And I. was like, "Oh, yeah. Like, let's take a. picture." And I looked down and she has. a gun. I'm not joking. A pink gun. attached to her hip. And like, "Yo, what's your gun sound like?" Yeah. And. she was like, "I have a different gun. for each outfit I wear." And Richie, what's your gun sound like? I don't No, I can't really. Damn, bro. You got to do more of like, hey, John. John, what your guns sound like? Yo, you want to know what mine sounds.

like? Oh, Jacob, what would you do if a fan came. up to you and they had a gun and they. were like, "I've been following you. around Vegas." Cuz that dead ass. happened to me. I would be like, "Yo, Twin, I I peeped the gun right there.". Like, twin, don't shoot me. I was like, "Do you want my fries? But I Hey, I'll. give you a kiss on the cheek if you. don't shoot me. I was dead. I was about. to give her my purse. Literally, I'll. give you everything I have. Literally, every dollar to my name, this credit. card in here. Um, just take it. Don't.

shoot me. Let's get this photo. It's. going to be a great photo, literally. But after that, just, you know, do your. thing, TW. Have fun, TW. Just bring. that. Hey, take that gun like 30 to 50. ft from me though. After this photo. though, cuz after this photo though, I. don't want to be near that though. I'm. about to sneeze. All right. And bless. you. Oh, wait. Can I try to? Oh, you're. going to go away. Oh, I'm mad now. Well, I blessed you through the power of Do.

you like sneezing? I love I love [ __ ]. Okay. Who doesn't love a good [ __ ] I do. If. it's quick and to the point, be dead. ass. If it's the best thing in the. world, if it's a good one, though, you. know when like you're on the phone with. somebody and you're like, I got a [ __ ]. and you lowkey mute yourself and you get. on that toilet, you do your thing, you. unmute. Yeah. Yeah, I'm still listening. But you don't know when to flush. No, just me. I like to No, cuz that's never. happened to me.

I don't like being [ __ ] I like it. being complete. It's not even I just. made that up, by the way. I've done. that, though. I don't prefer it. I feel. like earlier on the phone with you, I. was [ __ ] Really? Yeah. But I was like, "What's up?" You had no. idea. You probably thought I was walking. around my spot. I'm taking a full on. [ __ ] So, apparently, let's just get it back on track here. Let's go into Girl Flashing the Weekend. at What is that? I haven't seen that. This video really disappointed me cuz I.

thought I'd see tits and I didn't. Yeah, Richie. I did too. TW. Where are they? I. did too though. Where the [ __ ] the tits. at though, you know. Wait, what? I see. the bra being thrown onto him. But where. the [ __ ] the titties at? Right, Richie? I'm saying where they at, though. Wait, was it just a bra? They forgot to. include those. Wait, was it just a bra? Yeah, just some bra. No, but he did say. I watched the video. He did say like,

"Hey, let's keep our shirts on. Woo.". And then went back on stage. So, did. somebody actually flash? Someone did. flash it, but it's obviously not able to. go. I'm telling you, if I got on the. jumbotron, I'm doing something insane. Like, if I'm on the weekend jumbotron, I'm like getting butt naked or. something. I don't know. I'm doing. something. I got to make my moment last. I don't give a [ __ ] I get it. I'm right. there with you. Right. If I'm on the. jumbotron, if I'm on the jumbotron, I'm. taking my dick out. If I'm on the. jumbotron, I'm getting a boob job on.

camera. If I'm on the jumbotron, I'm. shaking my [ __ ] soft ass dick. Bringing out the vibrant. I'm busting. another I'll do a [ __ ] I'll do a. [ __ ] helicopter like Tony Lopez. [ __ ] it. I'mma bully me a Khalifa. Everyone got hella silent when I said. that. Oh [ __ ] What the [ __ ] am I. getting into about Why did he record. himself? Just No, we shouldn't. Well, honestly, we should. That's That's. something that happened. You want to. look up the Tony Lopez controversy? I We. can't watch that. Let's pull it up. He.

spun his in a circle. No, it's not just. that. It's like who he sent it to. Tik. Tok star Tony Lopez accused of. soliciting minors in sexual battery. lawsuit. I'm not too familiar with what. is sexual battery? I mean, you twirling. your penis in a circle and sending it to. minor. Is that a sexual battery? If some. man is sending me a video of him going. with his [ __ ] dick, oh my god, that. is sexual assault. I don't give a [ __ ]. Be real. Be real. Friday, Be real.

Friday night, Saturn sends you a. Snapchat of him just [ __ ] flinging. his [ __ ] And I'm a minor pressing. purchase. What the [ __ ] I didn't You. can't say that after I say that. It says. minors. Okay, but Okay. I was just talking about the helicopter. portion. Okay. I thought we were doing. the Tony Lopez. Well, low key, I don't. know. I'm sorry. Wait, did he helicopter. his dick? Yeah. And he said it and it. got leaked online. Low key. Why? Right.

Didn't it get leaked? I enjoyed God. bless. Like, what the [ __ ] Well, hey, Brennon. Brennan, get on the mic. Brennan enjoyed that video. You up? There was a low moment in time where I. enjoyed that video every once in a. while. 2:30. Mom's still at work. I'm. alone early from school. I did enjoy it. You areing lying. It was a low point. [ __ ] What is it. like? Listen, am I Why the [ __ ] First off,

are you gonna do that? Wait, wait, wait. Can I get a wasted thing like from GTA? Wasted. Wait, what the [ __ ] All right, back up. So, you're soliciting miners? A video of. you twirling your penis in a circle? Who. wants to [ __ ] see that? Oh god, this. episode I'm going to want so much. No, I. keep this in because what the [ __ ] I. remember that video. How do you feel. this episode's going? I mean, I think.

it's going great. We are talking about a. creepy guy's dick. I don't I just don't. have much to say about this guy. Was it. like hands off? Can I show you? I'll. show you. What do you What the [ __ ] do. you think? Wait, wait, wait. What the. [ __ ] does Brennan mean? He thinks Oh, yeah. I think it was. You said you used. to enjoy that. How was it? Hands up. Hand up. It was in the mirror. He was. recording him. Yeah. Damn. Richie. Richie, what do you think? Yeah, it was. in the mirror. Hands up, Richie. What.

you think, King? I think that should not. have been sent to minors. So, that was sent Wait, I didn't know. that part. Wait, isn't that what it. says? The 21 soliciting miners. And then. the guy said he was doing Yeah. dick. coordinate. So, it's got So, he said the. Yeah, the Wait, you know, I'm pretty. sure he lives in my Yeah, I think he. was. Wait, Jacob. Jacob, wait. What? He. lives in my apartment. He lives What? I. know he does. He lives in my apartment. complex. [ __ ] I'm scared now. Look, he. lives in my apartment complex. Wait, was.

this video that he took during the. hurricane or tornado, hurricane Katrina, whatever you want to call it. Is this. video him. showing Was he Did he send this to a. minor? Girl, I saw it on X videos. I did. not see it on nothing. I was like, I. have no comments. X videos is crazy. Wait, John knows about X videos. how crazy it. is that he lived in my apartment. complex. Wait, can I tell you this? I.

get a text when we first moved into the. um apartment complex that I currently. live out live at and Brennan went to the. gym and he text me. He's like, "Kayla, there's a famous Do you live there too?". Yeah. But he was like visiting and he. text me and he's like, "There's a famous. Tik Tocker guy like in the gym." So, he. comes up and we're like trying to figure. out like what his name is. We figure out. it's Tony Lopez and he lives in my. apartment complex and that's probably. where he filmed the video. God bless, babe. New So, there's been. [ __ ] tornadoes in your building. Why.

the [ __ ] is the leasing manager? There's. been hurricanes tornado miners in the. same complex, but god forbid I have a. noise complaint. Like, [ __ ] you. Oh, yeah. I bet you the people at the. [ __ ] front desk are like, "Hey, Tony, great to see you." But then, [ __ ] you, Kayla, for playing cuppong at 10 p.m. Seriously, we walked outside. got got Oh. my god, that's so weird. I'm That's so. scary. He lives there. So he actually. does like you know that. What? Like he. does, right? Like does what? He lives at. my apartment. It's It's just always guys.

that look like that that are It's always. the one earring. Like James has the same. thing going on. It's like it's So you. think it's a pattern between. like the upside down pineapple? I mean, what is that? What we're talking about? Can we not say this? I mean, upside down. pineapple. Just sharing my truth, man. I'm just sharing my truth. It's the one. dangly heartbreaking. Yeah. It's the heartbreak earring that'll do. it. The one dangle will do it. I think I. used to have a earring like that, but um. but I would always wear two. That's the.

thing. You know, I'd wear a little hoop. on one side. I want to get my nose. pierced on this show. Kayla, so you got. kicked out of Saddle Ranch. Yes. It's. actually like I just remember that I. started making like a notes thing of. like stories I tell on the podcast and I. just remembered this one the other day. of when I got kicked out of Saddle. Ranch. This is like about like. 7 8 months ago. Um. it's actually so bad. So, like for. everybody who doesn't live in LA, Saddle. Ranch is like used to be back in like.

2020, 2021, like the number one spot for. spot for everybody to hang out. And like. it was like a big influencer spot. And. um I started to go when I first started. coming to LA in like 2023. And when I. started going there, I met this I don't. want to like dox her. I don't want her. to get in trouble. But this one girl who. was. with Saddle Ranch and she was my. waitress and she was the nicest girl. I've ever met in my life, right? And she.

would talk to me. She'd give me free. dessert and she ended up knowing me from. TikTok and she was like, "Hey, you know, I know you know your birthday is not. coming up for a little bit, so here's a. an ID to like, you know, you could use.". She gave you a fake ID, but it was hers, right? It was her face. Her name look. like her. Yeah, she was blonde and it. was my first fake ID I've ever had. I. got it for free. So, I was like, "Thank. you so much. Love you." I used this. thing in and out. It was falling apart. It didn't scan, but it got me right. where isn't this a pattern, Richie?

I mean, we have to No, no, no, no, no, no. Isn't this a pattern, Kayla? Wait, it gets really bad. It gets really bad, Jacob. I'm meditating and I'm listening. So, she gives me the ID. I'm using it. everywhere. I'm going haywire with this. goddamn idea. And we'll call it Avery. Menddees. That's the name. It's Avery. Menddees. Avery Mendes. And I called. this ID by its government name. Avery. Mendes. I'm using it. Is that her legal. name? No, it's a fake name. I love her. I follow her on Instagram. I'm wishing. her a happy birthday. Like, I [ __ ].

love this [ __ ] All my friends call my. fake ID Mendes. So, a few months pass. after I get Menddees and the girl who. gave me the fake ID ends up quitting her. job at Saddle Ranch and moves to a. different state, whatever. And I'm like, "Good for you." Whatever. Why the [ __ ]. she move out? Sorry, I'm in meditation. I'm like a tattoo artist, I'm pretty. sure. And but I kept up with her. We. followed each other on Instagram. So 5. months after I get this ID, my friends. travel down from Tampa to California to. visit me and Emma. And we decide to go. to Saddle Ranch. And everybody that's.

going is 21 except for me. And they're. like, let's go to Saddle Ranch and. drink. And I'm like, I'm so down. So we. get to Saddle Ranch and we go to the bar. and I'm like, well, if everybody else is. drinking, I want to. And mind you, the. girl who gave me the fake ID quit. So. I'm thinking we're good. So, I go up to. the bar. Mhm. And I give them Avery. Mendez. And I'm thinking, they're not. going to think anything of it. They look. at the ID and they look at it and. they're like, "One second." They bring. it to the back. Okay. I know. I'm Oh,

you [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] up. All of a. sudden, oh, you're [ __ ] The back in. meditation ranch manager comes up to me. and goes, "Come outside with me." I'm. [ __ ] shaking at this point. He goes, "Oh, man." He goes, "You are like the. biggest [ __ ] idiot I've ever met. The. ID that you're using is somebody that. used to work here. Like, you handed that. ID to one of her old co-workers." I used. the fake ID of an old coworker at the.

place she works. You know what you. should have said? Can I be your puppy? Can I shut up? Like my old Snapchats, it's on the wall. You just say, "Can I be your puppy?". And then they're like, And then they'll. be like, "I mean, that's crazy. I've. never heard that." They'll forget about. They banned me. Can I be your puppy? And. you wear the Snapchat filter in person. They banned me. Oh, they banned me for. 24 hours. They said, "Do not come back.".

They kicked me and my entire friend. group out. You know how embarrassing. that is? Brennan, were you there? For a. day, though. Oh, so who was there? Literally me, Emma, and like three other. guys. two other girls. Saturn, I mean, what were we talking. about here? This was like, oh, this is a. long time. This is like eight months. ago. So, we're can we recycle some other. [ __ ] I mean, let's recycle the fact. that uh James Charles No, I'm just. kidding. So, you got kicked out. They found the.

ID, said that it was another worker. Well, yeah, and then you and your whole. group were forced because why am I an. idiot? Why would I use a fake ID of. somebody that used to work at the. restaurant? Like, how how much of an. idiot? I gave her ID to her coworker. Like, what the [ __ ] do I look like? But. she gave it to you. It was almost like. passing the baton. Like, girl, do we. want to finish the race here or what the. [ __ ] are we doing? Not [ __ ] They were. just I mean, what the [ __ ] You passed. me the ID like it was the [ __ ] gold. baton. And I go around the finish line. and they telling me this [ __ ] don't.

work. Something's not adding up. Girl, the baton you gave me flawed. Imagine. you're working at Saddle Ranch though. and somebody hands you an ID of your. coworker. Like I just cannot imagine. what they were thinking. I would have. been like that's my twin. You good. She. must trust you for your She must have. trusted your ass. Anyone that's her birthday was like two. weeks ago. I love you girl. Oh, happy. birthday girl. Should we sing happy. birthday? Can we do it like a like a little bit. little bit spicier or something? Happy.

birthday. to you. Happy birthday. [ __ ]. And on that note, if you guys want to see what Jacob is. going to finish that song with, come to. our exclusive. Ah, man. It's okay because now we get to.

take it to the exclusive website. Oh god. And we're going to be playing a. fun game of truth and dare on this. week's episode. So banging out.com. That's b a n g i n. o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l. o u t.com. That was really good, Jacob. And thank. you to our members for everybody who's. already subscribed. We have a lot more. people than I thought would. And y'all they stack it up. And yeah, we.

we playing a lot. Godamn, girl. We. stacking up members like it's [ __ ]. hot cakes. Holy [ __ ] Yeah, if you're. not Who you know doing it like this? Y'all are missing out. I'm just kidding, man. I love all of you guys. All you. members. All you members, man. All right. now, I think there's about 2,000 of you. guys. Let's get that number up. bangingout.com. I'm telling you, we post. the craziest uncensored. We post things from these episodes that. get cut out and the parts that get cut.

out could potentially. get us cancelled. Yeah, we did a game. last week talking about what influencers. would be if they weren't influencers. We. said a lot of [ __ ] up and that crossed. the line and it crossed the line. So, if. you guys And we also leaked a unreleased. song from you that that no one knew, right, Reggie? She has a song that we a. beautiful cover. I mean, yeah, we could. have had it all. I love when you hit that note, twin, twin. God damn. Let's carry it out to.

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