WE PULL UP THE RECEIPTS | Ep #3 | Bangin' Out w/ Kayla Malecc & Jacob Sartorius

She has a past relationship with Kayla. Malak. Did Did you date Jojo Siwa? No comment. I keep my This AI overview. loves Kayla. Yo yo, I've never seen. this. Shout out to Google. Shout out to. AI overview. Thank you. Thank you for. the clip. Thank you for the clips. Woo. Yep. The comments were right. You are. one of the girls. I really. am. All.

right. All right, Kayla, thank you so. much. What a way to start. Yeah, that. was weird. You literally just grabbed my. makeup brush and started doing makeup. like a What the I mean, the comments are. true. I'm just one of the girls. I. support you. No. Um, well, yeah, I am. But anyways, um, anyways, welcome back to the Banging Out. podcast. We're going to be banging it. out tonight. That was really good, Jacob. I don't know if it was. I feel.

like that was clean. I feel like it was, Kayla. I feel like it was really clean. I'm like locked out right now. And. that's my problem. You're not locked in. Like kind of because we just filmed 2. days ago and usually. So yeah, guys, we. haven't had much time to like decompress. at all. We literally released the first. episode like 2 days ago. Now we have to. stock up on episodes cuz I leave for. court. I leave for court. Queen's going. to court. Honestly, I'm so scared. And. it's like I know I'm going to like win. in court. Like I know I am like it's. like obvious I'm going to win. It's just.

like scary because one it's my first. time back in Nashville ever since that. and then I'm going to see him his family. and his friends and seeing him is like. actually just I think I'm going to have. a panic attack. But my dad's coming with. and he'll defend me. I want to wear. these shades but I have a fear that. they're not as cool as I think. No, they're cool, but they're like. intimidating me when I talk to you. Like. I'm like shutting down. Yeah, sorry. about that. I hate these glasses. Um. last night I went out. How was that? No,

cuz it makes me feel seem bad cuz last. episode I was like, "Oh, I'm hung over. and then like literally I just went out. last night." But um I tried to You've. been going out a lot. I have. But for. good reason. She's dealing with a lot. She's stressed. And if you have anything. toing say about my girl Kayla, then you. got to talk to me first, right? Go. through my boy Jacob. Yep. go through. I'm a pretty not scary person to go. through. I think most people would be. like, "Oh, sure. Just got to get through. that. guy. I'm like 125 lbs, soaking wet.".

I'd say I'd join your army, but I don't. think I'm helping much. Together, we. could be like a man. We could do it. together, Richie. We're like two and a. half. Yeah, we could we could build it. together. I love that. That's great. Caleb, we got you. Kayla, we have your. back. I need that. I need that, Emma. I'll. Emma will talk her Emma will believe. Emma's going to be talking her. Speaking. of Emma and last night. Okay, so a a few.

things happened. First off, I ran into. the Barney Bandit. The Barney's Bandit. What is the Barney's Bandit? If you live. in LA, you know what Barney's Beanery. is. Okay, if you don't live in LA, I'm. sure you've heard Barney's Beanery. Like, it's Barney's Beanery. It's like. this dive bar that all the influencers. and college girls go to. I've been like. a few times. Been there a couple times, made the worst decisions of my life. Won't be back. Happens. That's where I. swear to God. I've had the worst hookups. of my life because of Barney's beer. But. okay, so listen, I've never hooked up. with somebody I met from Barney. I was.

always too up from Barney to actually do. that. Can I tell you something really. crazy? One time I hooked up with a guy. from Barney and like we were on the way. back. Oh, this is so bad. And so when I. got back home, I like was sobered up and. then I look at him and I realized this. dude was so ugly and he was already at. my house and then he had a micro. Okay. Do micro pieces actually exist? Yeah, I saw it. I can't. relate because obviously I'm 12 in. Good.

man. No, he's not. Um, good man. Nope. Scary man. But if you're on my good. side, I could be an angel. Um, a micro. piece is defined as a that is. significantly smaller than the average. size for a person's age. The specific. size criteria for a micro I have a. micro. Yeah. Damn it. Nobody told me. I thought. that was a schlong. Thought I was packing a.

stretched a stretched length SPL. Let's. just start saying SPL. That's the new. thing. SPL of less than. 0.75 in Jacob. It was Kayla. I don't. want to listen. I took one for the team. It was a twoman. And Emma was like, "This dude's so hot." Oh my god. Like. just his friend. And I'm like, is he a. good-looking guy? Her her body. Did Did. your guy have a micro too? That's where. I met the worst ex-boyfriend of my life. and we ended up dating for like a while.

Bad guy though. Bad guy. But for to get. to that point, I had to [ __ ] his friend, which when I got home realized he was so. mean. And he had a micro penis. And I'm. not going to sit here and be mean. And. I'm Be real. Be real. Did you act like. you liked it? I was laughing. I'm not. I've never done this. I was laughing in. his face as we were [ __ ]. I'm not going to [ __ ] lie. That dude. I was laughing in his face. That dude's. life is [ __ ] ruined. It was when he. You laughed in his face while having.

sex. There's no way I was the first. [ __ ] to laugh in his face. Cuz not only. was it a micro, he was Let me prepare. you for it. Cuz like look, if I had a. micro, let me just tell y'all, I'm I I. embrace what I have. Thank you. You. would tell them. I embrace mine. So I. would just be like, "By the way, I have. a 14 incher." And I would just like hype. that up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Right. No, he he whips that. Which is kind of. odd because I did just a second ago say. 12 incher. So what is that? Can we move on? I definitely don't have.

a micro. I'm not here to dick shame. I. dudes Oh my god, I seem like a [ __ ] I. No, you don't. We're just being honest. We're being honest. I dudes with like. below average dicks and they know how to. use it and I won't judge. And like one. of my best bodies had like below average. dick and it was fine. But this dude, he. he takes it out with his fingers and and. I'm not with his fingers and no, Jacob, he had me suck it. He had me suck it. It. didn't go past my teeth. And I'm not. even lying. He's geeking. I'm so sorry, Mom and Dad. I am. I'm sorry, Dad. Oh my god. This.

has to go in the episode. Happying. birthday, Jeff. Right. Is his name Jeff? Happy birthday, Jeff. Oh my god. I'm so. sorry. What a man. It was. But I just. had to be honest. It was I don't know. how the we got here. No, we were talking. the Barney's Bandit. What the is the. Barney Bandit? How the [ __ ] did we get. here? That was one of the Barney's. Bandits cuz that [ __ ] That was the. Barney micro bandit. Barney's micro balls.

That's good. Um, so what is the Barney's. Bandit? We spent a lot of time on this. Barney's Beanery is a lovely dive bar. Lovely place. Good people there. The. type of people you want to bring home to. mom. Small penises. No one ever said. that. Um, so I like two, three weeks ago, the. foot tattoo guy, I want to give him like. a nickname. We'll call him Saturn. cuz that's what the tattoo looks like. I. saw comments that said that it's. actually the the Vivian Westwood logo.

Vivian Westwood lo Yeah. And that. couldn't look further from the Vivian. Westwood logo cuz then I Googled the. Vivian Westwood logo. Wait. Yeah. What. does it look like? What's on my foot? No, wait. That's identical. Hold on. Foot cam again. Uh oh. Foot cam again. Get ready to screenshot everybody. Screenshot. Screenshot. Wait. If we're. comparing Oh, my toes are so sweaty. right now. Sorry. Oh, it actually is the. same. Yeah, that's I respect it. Damn,

guys. Guys, I am not looking. Jacob, do you want a picture? Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Wait. Okay. Ready? No, I'm not even looking. I don't want to see that. That's [ __ ]. gross. Uh, make it your lock screen at. least be like throwing myself. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. Anyways, wow. This Wow, this [ __ ] fun so far. Um, so I I take him to Barney's Beanery. He flew down to LA for the first time. And um we get there, we have a great.

time in the bar. And then we leave the. bar and we're outside of Barney's. And. we're on the corner, the very corner of. Barney's. Okay. And. um he has me up against the wall. Is she. about to say? He has me up against I'm. trying to set the scene. He has me up. against the wall and it's like, you. know, that vibe. And um all of a sudden. a car pulls over and two men get out of. the car and they start screaming, "Get. the off her, get the off her." And I'm.

like, "I'm chilling with this dude on. listen." Who are they talking about? They're talking to me and uh Saturn. being like, "Get the off her." Saturn. was he had me like on the wall up. against the wall. I was on it. So against the wall. Up. against the wall. So they like get off. of her and he's like, "What the fuck?". And so then all this podcast. Listen, guys. The best [ __ ] You're going to. [ __ ] your pants. Sorry. All right. All. of a sudden, so you're up against the. wall. The Barney's Bandit pulls up.

Wait, no. I need to explain the He's. like, "Get off her." Two guy. We did not. know this was the Barney's bounce. We. hear two guys be like, "Get the [ __ ] off. her." We turn. around. There's one normal looking guy. All of a sudden, around the car comes a. dude in a cape holding two canes. I. cannot make this [ __ ] up. Two canes and. starts walking up to Saturn. Was he in. like a suit? He was wearing a suit. He. had like a little mask on, right? Like. like like a spy. Yes. Like saving the.

city type [ __ ] And he's wearing a cape, two canes in hand, and he's walking up. And then Saturn's like, "I'mma fight. I'mma throw down. I'mma throw it down.". He's like, "Yo, you trying to get in the. way of my PDA?". He ends up getting his [ __ ] I'm sorry, Saturn. Getting his [ __ ] rocked. No, wait. No, you're No, he gets That's who. you flying out today. Saturn is a planet. At least it ain't. Pluto. Saturn literally gets beat with.

this these canes. Like Barney eats with. it. Barney's But the Barney's Bandit is. beating him with these canes. I run. away. I'm outside of Barney. Outside of. Barney, and the bouncers are just. watching. Yeah. I run away. I'm crying. I'm like, "What the [ __ ] is going on?". He comes back, his hands broken, his. nose is like bleeding. The Barney's. bandit beats the [ __ ] out of him. And. I'm like, "What the [ __ ] I'm talking. about this 4 weeks." Okay. Was this. person wearing a mask? Did you see their. face? You don't know what they No, they. just had two canes of cape and they look. like they were saving the city. Okay. So. then I'm talking to our friend Sam.

yesterday about the story. Did Saturn do. something to them? No. They just like. jumped out of the car. Apparently, what. my friend Sam told me is that this is a. real guy that just goes out and fights. people. And I gave him the name, the. Barney's Bandit. And if you see a guy at. a party wearing a mask, it's him. And I. saw him yesterday at the party. He was. wearing like a scary mask. Really? Yeah. And he he's literally He was there. yesterday. You saw Emma. Confirmed you. saw the Barney's Bandit. I saw the. Barney's Bandit. I did miss the jumping.

I always miss the interesting stuff, but. like Yeah. Know, he was there and it was. scary. Yeah. Yeah. And it's a real. thing. Like people know who the Barney's. like that guy is, but I'm giving him the. name the Barney Bandit and he just jumps. people outside of Barney who are getting. play. Damn. Well, I know not to kiss anybody. outside of Barney. I'm going to get beat. with a cane and I'll be on the next. episode. Um, broken nose. Broken nose. It was two canes and a cape and a mask. like Oh my gosh. And he just drives. around and he just fights people outside. of Why don't you just like rip off the.

mask? I need to I'm going to do Wait, we. should do a skiing operation. It's like. that scene from like like you got to. just see what's under the mask. That's. Jacob. Jacob, listen. We make out. outside of Barney's and wait for him to. pull up. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I. like that idea. But just for the bit. Just for. the bit. Yeah. Just to get the bin. Not. because if he doesn't pull up. Not ever. Because we would kiss. No. Wait. Jacob, what are you doing when the. guy with the canes come? I'm saying I'm.

saying me and my princess are having a. moment. Me and kitten me and me and. kitty are having a moment. Why don't you. step off a side and move those canes. over? And then he'd probably just beat. me up. And then I'd be blacked out like. jumped. And then I'd wake up and be. like, "Kayla, Kayla, are we still. kissing?". We got to get you like a costume, too, so you could superhero super villain. Kayla, are we still against the wall? Your teeth are.

chipped. My teeth I'm bleeding. I'm. like, it didn't even hurt. He [ __ ]. got your cheap one. Gone, man. [ __ ] that. guy. That [ __ ] didn't even hurt. I'm. bleeding out of my mouth. My nose is. sideways, man. [ __ ] that guy. He hit me. with a cheap one. That [ __ ] didn't even. hurt. [ __ ] that guy, dude. [ __ ] that. Your. fingers are just like crooked. I literally can't stand. I'm like, just. call the ambulance just to be safe. Just. do it just to be safe. I I'll get up on. my own, but just call the ambulance. Take me to the hospital. I can't.

breathe. I'm just imagining this [ __ ]. Oh man. Anyways, um that's the morning. span. I have something that's excit. Okay. Sorry. I didn't know this was that. funny. We're going to catch him. Okay, get out of it. Okay. I wanted to. bring up that we talked about in our. first episode that just came out at the. time we're filming this a couple days. ago. Yeah. Yeah. It's crushing. Yeah. Shout out to everybody. Number one.

podcast in the world. We called it. Um. and we talked a little bit about Alabama. Barker and we talked a little bit about. Bad Baby. And I was uh looking on TikTok. and there's a viral clip of us and as we. can see here, Alabama commented on it. and Bad Baby. I think the people want to. know how the [ __ ] do you feel that she. said we're still lying. It's 2025, Kayla. She's saying you're a. liar. God damn. No, I'm actually like.

pissed off like that. I I wasn't mad. about this, but she got ratioed. I mean, Tik Tok Melting Pot 2.0, shout out for. the clips. You're amazing. And it says, "Girl, she pulled the [ __ ] receipts. in the podcast. Just admit you did her. dirty and move on." Ratioed. Ratioed. Um, how do you feel about it, Kayla? I'm just acknowledging what's right in. front of me. What the [ __ ] You just. read it. You just got to be scared. Talk. my [ __ ] a little bit. God damn. I'm not. going to lie. I'm just a girl's girl.

Like, let me live. I'm not going to lie. I wasn't mad about. this [ __ ] And then when she commented. that it I cuz like I thought that she. just you are actually delusional if. you're going to sit here and say I'm are. you actually like dead ass dumb. Kayla. Kayla you send the receipts and we're. going to put them on the screen. We're. going to put them on the screen while um. I'm I'm saying this. That's the only way. to prove it. Right. Do not piss me off. Like that actually made me soing mad. And I've been so chill about this. situation. We're not lying in 2025. I'm.

just [ __ ] saying the truth now that. nobody likes you. Sorry. Oh [ __ ] Sorry. No. That's fire. Keep that in. I'm not. confrontational, but that just pissed me. off. What do you mean we're still lying. in 20? You DM'd me first. I don't even. give a about this situation anymore. I. genuinely [ __ ] don't. But for you, first off, I know there's a lot of [ __ ]. in your mentions. So for you to. acknowledge this out of everything is. actually crazy. Second off, lying where. because I have the [ __ ] receipts. You. don't think I have them, but I do. Well,

in they've been inserted. Go check what else you're tagged in. because I promise it's a lot more. important than [ __ ] that was brought up. four months ago. Thank you. Like the. [ __ ] you just actually pisses me off. Like nobody's lying. Nobody's lying. Nobody was lying. You [ __ ] me over. Just admit it and acknowledge it. Okay. Like godamn. God damn. Like get the get. the like move on. God damn. Move on with. Leavon. Daniel. Hey, I got to say it. I love.

this person. I love her. I know we had. our beef, but I [ __ ] love Danielle. Bongoli. Bongoli. Danielle. Brongoli. Okay. No, I'm actually a huge. fan. Listen, I I FaceTime Jacob the. second I saw this cuz Jacob sent me the. screenshot of Alabama commenting. I was. pissed as [ __ ] And then I checked this. FaceTime Jacob and she followed me on. TikTok. And let me just say, team Bad. Baby, first off, we all are. We rocking.

with it. We're rocking with it. We would. love to have you on the podcast. Danielle, if you want, why don't we. Danielle, you followed Kayla. Kayla, I. think you got to DM her. That's so. scary. Wait, I I I will. I'm scared. though. I'm so scared though. This is. like the most legendary follow back I've. ever had in my [ __ ] life. Like I. White Jay's white like You don't even. know the lyrics. Come on. Don't play. yourself. You don't [ __ ] know the. lyrics. She just lied. The first song I.

tuned that's what lying is. No, this Oh, I love her song. White. Uh, what's the. mirror? No, that's crazy. She's seen my face. She's seen my face. No, she has. That's. insane. And she saw mine and she. commented. She saw mine in that video. and didn't call me a [ __ ] elf or tell. me to die or you know, like she was. actually just laughing. If she comes on. this [ __ ] podcast, it would be the. coolest thing ever. Like seriously. Like, yeah, I know. It's in your hand.

She didn't follow me. She don't with me. that much. I'm just like, I think she. might be like cordial with me now. She. just starts fighting you. Look at me on. the FaceTime screenshot. I'm just. cheesy. I'm like, Kayla, we're the. biggest thing in the [ __ ] world. Kayla, welcome. I literally have never. hit follow back so [ __ ] quick. Damn. you. But but you had to take the. screenshot of the follow back, though. You just had to flex on her real. quick. You followed me before I ever. followed you. I don't even know your. song lyrics. White Jay's, white horse,

white wrist, white horse. Bye, [ __ ]. Bye, [ __ ] Bye, [ __ ] Yep. Yeah, I. stand corrected. You stand corrected. I. was waiting for my mom. I stand. corrected. But if you want to come on, come on. I don't [ __ ] hit your [ __ ]. in the socks. This a big watch, not the. one that tick off the clock. Reach. watch. I know it, too. I know a. different one. So, who knows her better? I was trying to think of the lyrics. I'm. a real fan until she told me to die. I. love her. I love her. I love her. I was. a fan until she told me to die. The fact.

that that's episode is so funny. Can we. be honest? I posted a picture with a. [ __ ] koala. I'm sorry. It's bringing. up a lot. Oh, anyways, Logan Paul. Logan Paul. I. wanted to talk about this cuz now I have. a podcast. Yeah. Do you? The sweatshirt. [ __ ] boy has a podcast. And I will say I went on the Logan Paul. podcast. It was called Impulsive. I was. episode 12. That's great. Wait, how many. years ago? 6 years ago.

I was 16 years old. Like after I went on. that episode like 2 years later, I. thought it went pretty good. Wait, can. we pause really quick? Oh, okay. What? This was 6 years ago. Yeah. Can we get a zoom in on Jacob's. face? Jacob, wait. Wait. All right, man. What the. [ __ ]. Jacob? Thank you, Kayla. That's my. You're going to age like fine wine.

Yeah, thanks. If I age, people, there's a big conspiracy about. this. My hairline's receding. I'm. balding. I'm balding, but I look young. as [ __ ] Can you imagine if if like I. really have a culde-sac and I look this. young? That might be the first human on. earth to have a culde-sac and look 13. because that's cool though, right? Shouldn't I live into that? I shouldn't. start putting on the hymns, right? You. should do the thing where you sponsor us. now. Uh the thing the toupe come on K.

All right. Anyways, I was saying Logan. Paul had me on his podcast. Oh, yeah. Wait, we're all over the place here. I'm. I This is like how my brain works. Oh, there's some musicalies. Let's keep. skipping by those. We don't have to. watch those. There's us. Oh, there's us with 1.3 million likes. God damn it. God damn. I I I announced. my love to you first. Mhm. You did. Anyways, and I and I received. it and I loved it and I send it back to.

you. I'm like one of those baseball. things where you throw the ball and it. comes back or like a boomerang. A. boomerang. Yeah. Like All right. What. the. [ __ ] Are we serious? A a thank you guys. All right. Anyways, I went on Logan Paul's podcast and then. like two years later after this podcast, there's a clip of him being like, "Jacob. Sartorius was the worst episode we ever. did." Prime tastes like [ __ ] piss.

Prime tastes like [ __ ] bro. I will say. though, in his defense, I was young as. [ __ ] Like, I was 16 years old. I was. dealing with a lot of [ __ ] because like. this was the years I was deep in therapy. and I was not comfortable with sharing. who I was as a person because everyone. had [ __ ] hated who I showed them in. the beginning. So, I didn't really want. to do that. And to be fair, like I was a. little bit boring cuz I wasn't trying to. talk about who I was dating at the time, my ex. Like I wasn't trying to do that. I've never been like out here trying to.

be like, "Oh, let me do this interview. to talk about this." So, I was I was. holding back a little bit. I was. nervous. I was anxious. I was depressed. I was in therapy, so maybe I didn't give. the best interview in his defense, but I. will just say Prime Taste like [ __ ]. So, I hear it's kind. of I hear it's Where the [ __ ] were you. going with that? So, I hear it's kind of. wet out there. What?

I think you've been nominated for. something, Jacob. It's the ice the ice. bucket challenge. And Jacob's. Blake, you dirty dog. Blake. Blake. He'll just put on a sweatshirt. Is that. what he just said? There's a sweatshirt joke. Do I have to do it? No, you have to do. it like when? Not right now. Right now. I also, as Kayla Malik, nominate you for. the ice bucket challenge. I thought you. were going to say you were going to do. it with me. Do I actually have to do.

this? No. Right. Right now. I would do. it with you, but I have to pick up Huzz. from the airport after this. But I'll do. it next episode. She's got the Huz. flying out. I'm about to do the ice. buck. Drive back wet. She's out getting. the hose and I have to just sit there in. damp socks like All right, fine. You. know what? You know what? I'll do it. right now. No, let's do it. Where the. [ __ ] are we? No, I'm going to be so. cold. This looks like the end of the. world. What the [ __ ] is this? Oh my god. But this is the USC mental health ice. bucket challenge. um in support of.

mental health. So, I [ __ ] with that. I. [ __ ] with people supporting mental. health. So, Kayla's going to dump this. ice on my head. Let's go. Uh, are you. ready? Here we go. This is the USC Ice. Bucket Challenge. I nominate Kayla. Malik. I nominate Rebecca Black and I. nominate Bad Baby. Let's go. Here we go. Buck. Let's Let's go. Tastes really. cold. Come on. Ready? Come on. Any. second now. Ready? Yes. Close your eyes. Three. Spin three times. Why am I listening to you?

It feels good. We support mental health. God damn it. Let's go. I'm in a business. Yo, that's like next episode you're. doing that [ __ ] Oh, you down. Mistle. toe. Mistle toe. It's on my dick. It's.

on my dick. I got ice on your head. I. got ice in my veins. I always had ice in. my veins, but now I really I got ice on. my dick. Woo! What the? Look at that. Look at that. How the [ __ ] did the ice. cubes follow me inside? It feels good. I. kind of wish I did it. I I got it. I got. it. Like, this is insane. I'm Oh, God. I. wet my. pants. Congrats, everybody. Woo! Wow, that was fun. You know what I love about. that challenge? What? I'm all for it and.

I do it a thousand more times because. it's for mental health. Amen. We both. are advocates for mental health% 100%. 100%. And so that's awesome that there's. that the Ice Bucket Challenge is coming. back like 8 years later. So [ __ ]. crazy. Because of USC. Like that's. awesome. That's great. Jacob, do you. want to do it one more time? No. Then. for mental health? No. I'm okay. No. A mic. All right, Richie.

Oh my god, that was I'm sorry, [Laughter]. Jacob. He's wet for me. He's wet for me. He's wet for me. Mistletoe. Mistletoe. Oh, [ __ ] It's so cold. Okay, I say we. just finished the podcast. I don't dry. I'm not cold. [ __ ]. Okay. So, wait. Yeah. No. Yeah. I mean, totally casual. I mean, what's going on?

What's going on in the media world? In. the media world. Oh, thank you, Richie. While I clean up with these uh. paper towels here, uh let's just keep. talking. Nothing changed. I'm not cold. or. wet. Nope. cuz I don't claim. that. This is insane. This is actually. insane. Okay, let's keep moving. I don't know if. you saw, but do you know who Briana.

Olsen is? I've heard her name, and I'm I always. get it confused with Brianna Chicken. Fry. Yeah. So, who the [ __ ] is Bri cuz. apparently what she's like a really bad. mom. That's what the internet's saying from. what I've seen is that like from what. I've seen about that girl is that she. like literally like neglects the [ __ ]. out of her kids like Ashtraino style. So. yeah, my face card. What? Isn't she like. dating like 18year-old boys? Yeah. And. like Yeah. Santos. And then she dated. Santos. Is that how he blew up? Yes. Cuz.

I've been seeing him all over my Shout. out. She was flirting with him. How do. we feel about Santos before I shout him. out? Is he cool or not? He possibly did. like coke on a podcast. So, I don't know. anything about him. Yeah. No, it's okay. I kind of Wait, that's. my butt burns. It burns cuz it's numb. where he was he was trying to defend Bri. because apparently Josh was like talking. [ __ ] on Bri. But speaking of this, the. reason why I brought this all up was.

because there's a clip that just came. out at the time we're filming this of. Bri apparently, allegedly, because we. have to be careful with what we say on. here as facts, but it's I think it's. true. She apparently. uh ruied Jack Dord's drink and there's. footage of him passed out on this like. What do you mean? What do you mean? What. do you mean? Like look, like like. congratulations. You just admitted to a. crime on live stream. Congratulations.

I will say, wait, what the actual [ __ ]. Can I say a crazy story? Can I drop some. lore on Bana Olsen? I'm pissed. What the. [ __ ] This is going to be crazy. Can we. If that was a dude, if that was a. [ __ ] dude. That was if Jack had done. that. Let me just say like I have to be. fair because this [ __ ] gets like so. [ __ ] slept on. If Jack had done that, let's be real. Like everybody at home, I.

personally have mixed views on Jack Dhy. Like I up until this clip, I've never. felt an ounce of sympathy for that guy. Okay, but this clip, that's [ __ ] up. And number two, I think most of us can. agree that if he had done that to. her, think about he would be in he would. be in jail already. Like I'm actually. [ __ ] cuz listen, I don't like anybody in. that group. I I've seen [ __ ] about like. Jack beating McKenley or putting his or. whatever. I hate the whole [ __ ].

group, but that still does not excuse. like I wouldn't go right now and go. [ __ ] roofy my ex cuz he like it like. it's whatever. But what if that was a. dude that's so [ __ ] up and then for. you to sit here and act like it's cute? I put Molly in there's drip. Yeah. Like. oh like that's not [ __ ] trendy. I'm. sorry. Briana Olsen. What the actual. [ __ ] You know what I will I will say I. met Briana Olsen a couple months ago. Um. wait what? And uh actually a long time.

ago. You know when I had the Simon Says. release party? Yeah. Yeah I was there. Yeah. Okay. That night, Briana mobbed. with me and my boy out of that party to. a diff to Po to Poppy. And I just. remembered that I probably still follow. her on IG from that night. So, I think. on the podcast it would be a good idea. for me to click button. It's time to. click the unfollow and just wish her all. the best. She goes in the wish you all. the best club. No, that's what I call. the people that you just wish them all.

the best. You know, you don't you don't. want beef. You don't want anything. I. wish you all the best. Yeah. It's just. like [ __ ] up because you know Jack. Dh's been a real [ __ ] online. Oh. yeah. And honestly like he pisses a lot. of people off. But I will say in this. clip when he's passed out in the party. that's passing the [ __ ] line. Like. that was the first time I've ever been. like. no one deserves that [ __ ] So I will say. that. My next thing cuz I'm just on a. [ __ ] tea. I love tea. I'm addicted. I'm addicted to tea. No, I'm addicted to.

tea. Wait, I'm so pissed right now. though. I just like I need to calm down. cuz that just pissed me the [ __ ] off. I. Oh, okay. Anyways, how do you feel? This. is this this could get us in some. trouble here. Oh, wait. I'm scared. Tell. me. Tell me now. Tell me now. Tell me. now. Tell me now. How do you feel. about I don't know if you've seen it, but like the Piper Rockel drama. Okay. And I don't know if you know, but. there's a documentary on Netflix called. Bad Influence: The Dark Side of. Kidfluencing, which I guess is a new. thing for like.

what it is when somebody's very young. and starts social media. Yeah. Yeah. But. I guess this whole documentary is. explaining about how she created like a. really abusive work environment and her. name's Tiff. And I'm not trying to like. that's in the documentary. I think. everybody knows that. Oh, yeah. I've. been keeping up since we started this. podcast, Kayla. I've been forced to like. dive into the world of Tik Tok and. social media. I'm back. Like I feel like. I'm like up to date with like what the. [ __ ] popping. So, um yeah, this is.

going on. That's Yeah. No, I saw clips. on Tik Tok. Have you seen I saw on Tik. Tok was the mom making out with Piper's. boyfriend? What? Emma, you haven't seen. that? No. No. Look it up. I No, it's. actually she was making out. She was. like, "This is how you kiss." It made. and and probably he was he was. he was a minor because Piper is 17 right. now. I'm pretty sure. Is there a video. of this? Yeah, I saw the clip. I saw the. clip. Yeah, I saw the clip because then. we can't say allegedly. We got to say I.

just saw the clip. I just saw the clip. Um I kissed my It was like a behind the. scenes. I think it was like on the. Netflix. It might be from cuz it was on. my uh for you page and it was like and. she was like, "Mom, stop." And he was. she was like making out with him. I will just say like um Wait, please. find the clip. I swear to God, I did not. imagine this. Wait, wait, wait. I'm. still pulling out ice cubes from my ass. My ass has so many ice. Am I? No, I. know. I saw this. I know. I saw it was. like No, I've seen clip. I know what. you're talking about where it's like.

clips like this and then it cuts to like. moments of her literally being like, "Kiss him for the video.". Yeah. This is how you make out with him. And was like, "Let me show you." And. started making out with her boyfriend. And then she was like, "Mom, stop." All. I'm going to say is it seems like. Piper's not acknowledging this. And I. want to say that I feel I have a lot of. sympathy for Piper and anybody in that. circle. I knew Gavin Magnus. Gavin. Magnus and I have been boys for a very. long time. Somebody part of the group. He was in their kind of group and he's.

kind of like a little brother to me. And. um and I just know that like I've seen. edits of Gavin in there and I just wish. everybody that was part of that. including Piper because you got to be. real Piper. It's Piper's mom. It's not. Piper. It's Piper's mom. Piper's mom's. making her do this. And And I just Oh, there it is. Oh my god. There it is. Oh, there it is. Oh my god. There it is. Yeah. I That's Piper's mom. Yes. That's t Can we even post this? I don't.

know if we could put that in there, but. I'm telling you everybody, I'm watching. a video of Yeah, this is what I saw of. Tiffany Tiff and it's not being talked. about enough. It's not being talked. about enough. And to be honest, I do. find it a little bit weird that Piper is. not acknowledging. You want to know what. I saw though, cuz this is so real, though? She's still 17. She's probably. still living with her mom. And this. [ __ ] documentary came out. And you're. like, there's no way she can even talk. about it. And her mom's probably like, "Don't say shit." Like, it kind of. Somebody made a video and it was like so. real. And it was like, why the [ __ ].

would they release this documentary. while she's still living there? She's. still a [ __ ] minor. Like, they should. have waited until until August 21st. This is actually I feel so bad for her, but can I say every clip I've seen of. her, she seems like the most genuine. seriously sweetest girl and I cannot. wait for her to turn 18 and just leave. And if like Yeah. And I She deserves to. be able to shut her phone off and just. seen the clips of like her and Capri.

Yeah. He's so good to her from what I've. seen. I I actually believe that like. this is really good. Like it it it's. like cool. It's like on Twitch now. She's like famous on Twitch in his. community and on Tik Tok. So, she's. crushing it right now. But I I can't. help but think about that behind the. scenes she's about to be 18 years old. and I wonder if Tiffany is like trying. to like keep her under her influence. Do. you think she's trapped in like a. Britney Spears situation? 100%. And I. feel like when she But that's what. scares me though is because imagine like.

finding out the deepest darkest [ __ ]. about your parents. What would your. parents do? They would do everything to. manipulate you. So, I'm like almost and. I like I hate that it's almost like a. drama, though, cuz it's like this is. like some real ass [ __ ] But like I just. I really hope that she's happy and. healthy when she turns 18. She can heal. I mean, she must be knowing about all. this. She hasn't acknowledged it, but. she knows that there's a Netflix. documentary. She can she How could she. acknowledge it when she's living at. home? Like, do you think it's Tiff being.

like, "Don't talk about this. Don't%. 100%." Yeah. And it like breaks. You. can't make me look bad because I helped. you do this career, right? And it's like. that's your mom at the end of the day. And it's like imagine if it was your. parent doing that [ __ ] Like it would. like that's a very weird dynamic. I feel. so [ __ ] I literally wish the best for. her. Like cuz I know when I was um I. think we should have her on the show%. I. think we'd have a great combo. We. wouldn't talk too much about drama. Piper definitely come on the show. We'd.

love to have her. She Yeah. Sweetest. girl ever. We're team Piper. Oh, 100%. I. love I've literally never seen a bad. thing about that girl. Like she would. just make only about her mom. Like I've. only seen stuff about T. She was just. making silly skits online in YouTube. videos and now she's just like. streaming. I don't know. I just I I. really like want to give that girl a. hug. Like dead ass. Like oh my god, I. feel so bad for her. Fair. And then I. cut out some drama. You have Have you. heard about Jojo Sa? So [ __ ] off. topic. Wait, Piper, love you, girl. Come.

on. We love you, Piper. We love you. Um, have you heard about Jojo Siwa? I did. not hear about that. Okay. No, I just. watched a 10-minute video today of um. she has a spill sash explain this. She. has a relationship with Kayla Malik. No, no, no. See, this No, no, no, no, wait. Please, please let me [ __ ] talk. Please, please. The AI, Dude, the AI. overview is clip forming. The last. episode my music video for Chapstick. I. swear to God, it's listening. What the.

[ __ ] This follows Jojo's public coming. out as a member of the LGBTQ plus. community. And while she has a past. relationship with Kayla Malak, did did. you date Jojo Siwa? No [ __ ] comment. I keep my [ __ ] This. AI overview loves Kayla. Yo yo, I've. never seen this. Shout out to Google. Shout out to AI overview. Thank you. Thank you for the clip. Thank you for. the clips. Oh, wait. That's [ __ ]. weird. Anyways, wow. Okay, so I did date.

Jojo. Anyways, so how did that go? Did. you break up with her or did she break. up with you? Uh, we're still together. Really? Yeah. So, during like my whole. beef with her, how did you feel? You. beefed with her. You helped me. You helped me. Don't lie. I was being a. bad girlfriend. Um, [ __ ] um Yeah. Wait, that's I I. dressed up as Jojo Sewell once. No. Yeah, Jojo and I had a little bit of a. beef. I might have wrapped my car with. my face all over it just making fun of.

her. May have done that. That's so funny. that you did that. May have done that. The internet loves it. Wait, was that. expensive? Very expensive. Thousands of. dollars. Well, you spent thousands of. dollars on it just for that Tik Tok. Yes. Are you actually serious? Yeah. It's like people are so boring nowadays. Like let's invest into content. Let's. make [ __ ] fun again. Like I miss when. people like actually invested into. content and did [ __ ] that was like. different. Like I just found that if I. post normal [ __ ] like no one gives a. [ __ ] anymore cuz there's so much of it. So I was like how do we get creative? Like how long did you keep it on for? I.

had it for like good couple months. I. was with my ex I was with my ex. girlfriend and she'd be like she'd be. like can we please take this off the car. and I'd be like I'm so sorry. I'm just. in my Jojo era. Um anyways funny as. [ __ ] What's the drama with Jojo? So. basically she gets casted for Big. Brother UK. I seen this. Okay. Yeah. She. got casted for that [ __ ] And she went. on while she's in a relationship with um. I don't know their name. I'm pretty sure. it's like Keith or something like that.

But um they started dating in January. So she goes on Big Brother. And while. she's on there, she starts getting very. close with this guy named like Chris. I'm pretty sure his name is. Is that the. guy who keeps coming over giving her. advice? Like I saw clips of him being. like, "Don't worry, like we're going to. get through this." Yeah. Giving her. advice on stuff. And um is that him? M I. don't think I think that's the guy who. like didn't she have beef with that guy? I don't even know who that is. They had. beef because he's he called the. cigarette the other word. We're. supportive of the LGBTQ community on.

this podcast. Oh yeah. I've Yeah. When I. kissed Emma last night and anyways, I. kissed Emma maybe like two weeks ago. Um so we're all girls. I'm bisexual. But. no, but me and Kayla kissing that wasn't. like on. You kissed my friend. I like. girls who like girls. That's all I'm. going to say. I'm pissed. No, Jacob. I'm. actually [ __ ] pissed at you right. now. You like girls. Oh my god. That's what I'll say. Don't. kiss my friend. Actually putting me.

away. Jojo Siwa. Wait a second. Sorry. Um anyways, so uh Jojo Siwa. So she goes. on this. Yeah. And she gets close with. this guy Chris. Okay. while she's in a. relationship and they start getting very. close and then they start sleeping in. the same bed on Big Brother. They start. sleeping in the same bed and then. shortly later she comes out and says. that she's not fully lesbian now and. that she's confused. What? I thought she was the face of gay.

pop. She's saying she's just But maybe. maybe you know I I respect this. character uh story or what do we call. this like the the road to what am I. trying to say? the road to Narnia. Yeah. Like this whole journey. I like this. I'm all for it. Like, okay, maybe she's. just discovering more. No, think about. it though. Her current girlfriend is. watching her girlfriend. She got a. girlfriend at home. At home while she's. being like sleeping in bed with this. Jojo Siwa realized not a lesbian after. cozying up to Celebrity Big Brother UK.

co-star Chris Hughes. Yes. Wait, so are. they Wait, so they're in love with each. other? They're like flirting hardcore. Like apparently he kissed her on the. cheek and [ __ ] and they've just been. close sleeping together and now she's. saying she's confused while her. girlfriend is watching this [ __ ] play. out in real time at home. Um like I would crash the [ __ ] out. I'm. sorry. I I would literally like pull up. strapped. I would be so pissed. Yeah. Like that's uh that's not cool at at.

all. That's not cool on Jojo's part. Right. If you have a girlfriend at home. and then you're really getting closer. They were sleeping in the same room. Yes, they were sleeping together like. cuddling. Have they kissed on the show? He kissed her on the cheek from what. I've seen in the hot tub or something. like that. In the hot tub. Yeah. So, it. was steam which is like you know it was. a steamy kiss. And like listen like do. your big one like get to find yourself. but like while you have a girlfriend is. crazy you know. Yeah. Like I feel so bad. for her. We're all for this discovery.

100% like we're all on the journey with. you but we got to say that you know if. you have a girlfriend at home maybe not. the best idea. on live TV. On live. television. Yeah. Like, you know, she's. seeing this [ __ ] Like, that's [ __ ]. crazy. That's insane. But, you know, imagine Jojo pops out with Chris and. they're like, I don't know. I I just think that she's. like desperate in a way to like rebrand.

Like I think this is just all like part. of like a a strategy to like rebrand. because this show is like making her. cool again. It's I don't know if this. would be like a PR stunt though cuz it's. not painting it's not painting her in a. good way. Like I'm happy she's finding. out more about herself. It's Wait, how. old is Chris? Oh my god. Here we go. again. Here we go again. Get ready for. me to be shocked. And how old is Jojo? With all these Hollywood relationships, what is it? Let me guess. 352. No. No. No. If he is, I'm going to freak it the.

out. Oh my [ __ ] god. That's not. really far off. I'm not far off. Who is. Jojo? Jojo's 21 years old. I Yeah, 21. years old. I'm actually There's tears. coming out of my face. It's legal, but. is it moral? That [ __ ] still has a bow in her hair. And you're 32 being like, "Hell yeah, [ __ ] The [ __ ] has a girlfriend at. home." Wait, how old is she? I'm. wondering. Wait. Okay. Now, what the.

[ __ ] is going the on? Can we stop date. somebody your own age? How the [ __ ] is. How old is How? No. No. No. This is not. normal. Like where I'm from. This is not. 27. That's not bad. It's better than 32. It's still [ __ ]. 32 as a grown man is I don't give a It's. better than 32, but it's. still 21 years old. 21 is like the age. that you're finally able to buy alcohol,

drink, do all that, and then could you. imagine somebody that's about to be 30? Think about like the different life. phase that that Kath is in. Kath is. thinking about how am I going to plan. the rest of my life? I need to find the. one and settle down. Jojo's in Jojo's. wild. Maybe she's. wild, right? But I want Jojo to crash. out. I support this, but I support this. Not with a 32year-old. Seriously? Wait, no. Actually, I don't even know why. That's like if you were [ __ ] somebody. that was You're 22. I mean, I will say.

like at one point in my life, I did talk. to somebody who was. 23. I was 19. So, like that's the. biggest age gap I've ever had was she. was 23 and I was 19. That's that's. that's not it. That's not crazy. Yeah. I. I was But I even noticed like a like a. difference in our lives. I was 19 years. old and she was 23. We had been through. different things, right? I'm 23 right. now and a 19-year-old. That's scary. I. would never. Yeah. That's cute. My My.

first boyfriend. This was kind of crazy. That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. Sorry, Jacob. Sorry, Jacob. Sorry. Are. you flirting with Richie? You're cute. [Laughter]. I'm excited for the Why do I do that. laugh? God damn. Some people commented. about it in the last episode. No, you've. done it a lot more this one. [ __ ] No, you're going to get a lot of comments on. that. It's not good. It's not good. anymore. I'm overplaying it. That's not what I think it sounds like.

I think it sounds like a very manly. No. Yeah, cuz it's me. I'm very cool. You're. trying to be cool. You're trying to. impress me. Trying to be cool. Trying to. impress the hush. Trying to impress. the Thank you guys so much for [ __ ]. banging it with us. Yeah, it feels good. Get it? Because I try I'm leaning into. the sexual term rather than it being. like a you know banging like gang. banging. Like I'm not claiming that. Like look at me. I'm in a crop top tank. top. Okay. I'm not claiming that. I'm. claiming more like a banging. No. When I.

tried to claim that that it was sexual, you were like acting like it was some. freak show event on the first episode. It is. This speaks to a whole. generation. No, you were like Kayla for. real. Kayla for real. Let's get freaky. Netflix and chill. [ __ ] that. Let's bang. it out and eat ice cream. Mistletoe. Mistletoe. Oh, is there one? Oh [ __ ] Oh. my god. There actually is one. Is there. Oh, okay. Uh,

wow. We're saving the confessions for. the next episode. Next episode. I heard. we have some really good I heard we have. over 400 calls in already. God damn it. God, there's actually people who watch. this. God damn. I thought this was like. a passion project. By the time y'all are. seeing this, I'm going to be in court, I. think. So, uh, Halo, we wish you luck. We know, we know you going to prevail. And everybody in this [ __ ] comment. section, Emma, Richie, everybody just wishes you, you. know, we're sending you the strength, the peace, the kindness, the compassion,

the [ __ ] presentness or being. present. I don't know how to say that. Clarity. I want you to be right behind. your eyes. Be there. be calm, collected, and let's win this [ __ ] And when you. come back, we going to party, Kayla. We. going to throw a party and maybe even. Hey, maybe even [ __ ] around and drop a. diss track on that mother. Yeah, they call me Mr. But you know for watching, subscribe.

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