we need to apologize | Ep #65 | Bangin' Out w/ Kayla Malecc & Jacob Sartorius
What? >> I [ __ ] my pants off, [laughter] bro. What? >> That's amazing. >> I my. >> Wait, can I just say it now? Cuz I had a. confession to make. One time I [ __ ]. myself on this podcast. >> I'm sorry. What? >> What? I swear to God. I went to the. bathroom and I thought I had to fart and. I myself. >> What episode was that? >> I don't know. >> Wait, you you [laughter] on the couch? >> Yeah. Yeah. You could just see it in my. smile, you know. >> Yo, you look so uncomfortable. [laughter]. >> Yeah. YO, >> DUDE. OH MY GOD. [laughter].
>> Do you have you. [laughter]. >> bang it out? >> Welcome back to the Banging Out podcast. >> I'm your host, Girthy as ever, Jacob. >> That was so brutal. And I'm. >> It's been a while since I said that. You. know, I wanted to just say it. You know, why not? >> That was good. I'm glad you like you. went back to the old ways. >> Thanks. I am your other host, Kayla. I'm.
gonna say really tired, exhausted, never. getting a 5 a.m. flight again. >> I think you say that every time, >> but I'm actually done now. Like, I'm. done. I'm I'm not doing that ever again. That was the worst decision of my life. I just didn't want to leave yet cuz I. was so hung over. I've never been so. hung over in my life. I was sleeping. outside on concrete. >> It was just awful. Why? >> Why? How did you get into that? >> Well, do we share about our fourth? Yeah. Like. >> Yeah. So, yeah. Fourth of July just. happened. We all went on side quests. Kayla went to Nashville. I stayed in LA.
Emma was in LA, but she didn't want to. hang out with me. So, she did her own. thing. I think she went like cliff. jumping. So, let's all go around and. share. And Richie was drinking beers at. his crib. >> Why is he always coming for you? Why is. he always going for you? No, I know. >> You pissed me off so bad. [laughter]. What the do you mean? Why were we not. together? You didn't text me. >> Oh, bro. Yeah. Yo. Uh, you. >> talk to my booty cuz my hands are off. duty. >> Oh, no.
>> Who the hell thought? >> All right. Sorry. >> Okay. Who wants to start, guys? I think. this is a very important thing. >> You start? [laughter]. >> WHO? YO, >> EMMA, I WANT TO be friends. Emma, I want. to be cool. Can we be cool? >> What? >> Emma, can we. >> call her Doodle Bob? She likes that. >> Hey, call me Doodle Bob cuz what the I'm. bad at Doodle Bob. >> What you Bob? >> Damn, you're on one today. That was. good. Yo, thanks. >> That was brutal. >> I stole that from somewhere else. I. didn't think of that. [laughter].
>> Um, >> you should have taken credit. >> Okay, wait. Can I just do a magic trick. for you? >> I I'm getting tired of holding this. >> Okay. >> Okay. Ready? >> You're not going to be able to. >> I'm So, I met this mentalist last week. And what mentalism is is it's predicting. things before they happen. Like almost. mind readading, if you will. Okay, Kayla, in your mind, I want you to walk. into a convenience store with your eyes. open. >> Wait, I'm stressed out right now. Okay. Okay. In your mind, walk into a. convenience store and you know the. fridge when you look at the fridge and. you see all the different drinks.
>> Yeah. When you get this wrong, I'm going. to feel bad. >> Okay. Well, believe in my abilities till. I Cuz I'm going to get cuz I'm going to. get it right. >> Okay. So, you you pull up to the glass. and you pick out one drink from the. fridge. You got it. You look around. >> Yeah. I grabbed it. I grabbed it. You're. not going to have this. >> Okay. The way that. >> Wait, does it have to be an energy. drink? >> No. >> Okay. Yeah, I got it. >> Okay. It's any drink in the freezer?
>> I grabbed it. >> You got it? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> You The way that you're um looking, it's. a cold beverage. >> You grabbed it out of a freezer like you. [laughter] told me to do. >> Okay. What What was the drink you were. thinking of? >> Uh lemon lime Gatorade. >> [ __ ]. >> Oh, I love lemon lime Gatorade. >> [laughter]. >> Damn it. >> And then I had a water for backup. I. [laughter] thought you were going to try. to throw me off. >> No. Yeah. Lemon lime Gatorade. >> Oh, that was fun. >> Yeah. So, I'm glad that.
>> Well, I watched a magician do that and. he got it right. >> What was the drink that? >> It was Red Bull. That's why I was like, maybe everyone picked Red Bull. [laughter]. >> I don't know. >> Wait, but Jacob, you just had a bunch of. drinks in the bag. Like, how do you know. the mentalist didn't have just like 50. drinks and he pulled out? >> He saw the bag and then he crushed it. up. >> And then not only that, okay, by the. way, his name's Ash Magic. He like I. think he's on the new season of. America's Got Talent. Like he does magic. for everyone. Like he's like very He's. the most followed.
>> He looks like Josh Richards. >> Yeah. If he could read minds. Okay. So. then he says then he says inside there's. a Red Bull. Right. Then he goes, "What's. what's something you don't drink?" He. goes, "And then and then um our friend. was like, "Chocolate milk." He cracks. open the Red Bull and pours out. chocolate milk. I swear to God, it's on. video. He'll probably post it on his. Instagram. I've never seen that. >> Where was this? What? >> This was at at the at the apartment.
complex. He just pulled up. He's. visiting from Australia. >> What? Why wasn't I there? >> You were in Nashville. >> [ __ ] God damn it. I for sure would have. told you about it. >> I love magic people. I love magic. people. I I love somebody who can whip. out magic. I I want to have I need to. have a magic party. I invite a bunch of. magicians to fight each other with their. magic. >> But like what kind of magic are you. talking? Magicians usually just do. cards. How do they fight? >> Like I like the mentalist like. magicians. Like but even there was this. one magician we ran into in Vegas who.
was so [ __ ] insane. We'd find him. like every day and we'd be drunk. So I'd. be like, "All right, guys. Want a new. one?" And he made an entire deck of. cards like turn invisible. Do you. remember that? >> Oh, yes. It was on video. I think I have. a video of that. >> He was a super nice guy. But yeah, he. made the deck like turn clear. >> Clear. It was It was really cool, >> guys. What? >> Okay. Yeah, we're [laughter]. Yeah, we're losing. We're losing. Is. this Ora? Is this Our. >> Is that a [laughter]. love? >> Okay, guys. Okay, guys.
>> Are those prescriptions? >> No. It kind of makes everything blurry a. little bit, but I don't care. So then they are. >> the wrong. >> No, but they're just they're they're. from Urban Outfitters and they're. plastic. So it's like kind of. >> they look bougie. They look like Gucci. >> Okay, so that's what I'm repping right. now. >> Okay, cool. >> I'm going to take them off when I wait. >> But this is not a bougie story. I flew. down to Nashville for the 4th of July. and I was really like nervous about it. for obvious reasons. Um my ex just got. out of jail and I was like really really. really really anxious about it. So that.
already was like just a big thing that I. was dealing with while I was there was. like running into him, especially cuz I. was going to a place that like a lot of. people normally go to for the 4th of. July. So was on edge, was very anxious. I was like making sure that everybody. came over like had their locations off. I was just like on edge, like very. freaked out. But um didn't let that stop. me from going. So, we flew down and um. we land at like we land on Friday and I. bought the Airbnb to party in on Friday. and I bought the Airbnb and it was. themed as London. So, all these people.
are coming to my Airbnb to celebrate the. 4th of July. It has London flags all. over the Airbnb and I'm like this is it. was really good. So, we go to leave to. get to the Airbnb and then my. boyfriend's car died. So, we're stuck. like it was it was like a whole [ __ ]. show. We end up getting to the Airbnb on. Friday. and I don't Yeah. So, we eat on Friday. and then we decide like idiots that. let's go out to Broadway the day before. the 4th of July when we have to be up at. 10:00 a.m. do that. I end up This is so.
embarrassing. I was having really bad. problems with my stomach that day. >> I You were [ __ ] a lot. >> I [ __ ] my pants on Broadway, bro. [laughter]. YO, >> WHAT? >> I [ __ ] my pants off. [laughter] What? >> That's amazing. >> I [ __ ] my. >> Wait, can I just say it now? Cuz I had a. confession to make. One time I [ __ ]. myself on this podcast. >> I'm sorry. What? >> What? >> I swear to God. I went to the bathroom.
and I thought I had to fart and I [ __ ]. myself. >> What episode was that? >> I don't know. >> Wait, you you on the couch? >> Yeah. Fully. You're so lucky it didn't. leak through. >> I thought And then on the car ride. [laughter] home when I was in your car, I thought you could smell it. >> OH MY GOD. >> YOU WERE IN MY CAR AFTER, [laughter]. >> JACOB. I would have taken that to the. grave. >> Brother, what? >> Bro, I have. >> No, I swear to God. That's never That's.
never happened. >> I was taking a pee in there and I was. like, "Huh, I got a fart." So, you know, a little. >> Wait, so you [ __ ] yourself while you. were on the toilet? No, I was standing. up. >> Were we Were we filming when. >> I immediately sat down on the toilet and. then it wasn't like a crazy mess or. anything, but I fully [ __ ] myself. >> Oh god, >> that that made me I was like, "Wow, that's crazy that you [ __ ] yourself.". >> I [ __ ] I I got up with a fart and then I. I and I was wearing my friend's. bodysuit. God, I'm feel so bad. >> And I literally [ __ ] my pants and I was.
like, "Fuck." And then like I went to. the bathroom. It wasn't bad. Fixed it. And then I [ __ ] my pants [laughter]. again. And it was you pants for a. second. >> It wouldn't stop, dude. So I was just. like so over it. >> What? What do you mean? Like what? You. just kept getting farts, >> dude. I was dying that day. Like my. stomach was [ __ ] up and I'm having. issues. This is so TMI. But like I told. you that, >> dude. My I don't know what's going on, but like my butthole hurts so bad. >> Oh [laughter] my god. >> And it like.
this is so gross. So many people are. clicking off right now, but like it I. just it's been a lot of pain and it's. just like awful and it was so awful. But. then the next morning, >> we wake up. >> So yeah, I [ __ ] my pants on Broadway. twice on July 3rd. But. >> well, at least you didn't do it on the. podcast and then have to finish the. episode and act like there wasn't [ __ ]. in your. >> That's so disgusting that you got in my. car after. >> I don't even know what episode. [laughter]. fully rolled down the windows in your. car cuz I was like, "Oh my god, she's.
fully Bro, I sprayed the Fbreze in my. pants from the bathroom.". >> OH NO. Shake up. >> Can you please give us a timeline? Like. when was this around? I wanted to give. it some time afterwards so that it. wasn't like. >> So it was kind of recent cuz I recently. [laughter] started car pooling you. >> Yeah, it was it was in the last couple. months for sure. >> Wow. >> See the things that you don't. >> And you weren't even drunk if it was a. couple months ago. No, I wasn't. >> Can we take a guess?
>> I can tell you which episode it was. >> But now everyone's going to look at it. like differently. I don't know. >> I already am. >> Okay. It was. >> uh It was a while back. Oh, it was that. one. >> The James Charles. >> No, the Piper Rockel's biggest donor is. fake. >> I swear to God. I swear to God. >> My god. >> I Yes. Yes. At this point, I had already. [ __ ] myself. [laughter]. I swear I've been waiting. >> I've been waiting to say that till the. right time cuz I knew it would be like.
>> Well, yeah, this is your time. I did it. twice on Broadway. >> You're making me feel better about it. [sighs and gasps]. >> Wow, that's awful. >> Yeah, you could just see it in my smile, you know. >> Yo, you look so uncomfortable. [laughter]. Yo, >> dude. Oh my god. >> Have you [laughter]. >> [laughter]. >> Bro, [laughter].
[ __ ]. >> Yo. >> Oh my god. >> That's the wrong spot to pause on, dude. [laughter]. >> Yo, look, >> bro. It looks like I'm grabbing [ __ ]. [laughter] out of your ass. Yo. >> Wow. Oh, that's [ __ ] disgusting. >> What a way to start the episode. Holy. [ __ ]. >> Disgusting. [laughter]. >> Poopy McGee.
[laughter]. skin marks over here. >> Oh my Oh my god, you look [laughter] so. uncomfortable. You're just sitting weird. [laughter]. Look at how your legs are like red like. this. >> Oh, dude. [laughter]. as far on the car just as possible. >> Oh my god, that's so funny, >> bro. You could just see how. uncomfortable. >> God, that's so funny. >> I think in my head I was like, just. power through. [laughter]. >> God, that's. >> like what can I do? Come back and say I.
[ __ ] myself. >> No, you Yeah, you can't. >> I was I was just like, dude, I don't. have a change of clothes. What am I. going to do? And then I It wasn't that. bad, but it was like I wiped it out and. then sprayed Frebze in my pants. And. then my pants were itching the whole. time cuz cuz of the Freze. [laughter]. So I kept like kind of moving around. >> Oh god, I can see it in your face. >> Yeah. Wow. Feels good. >> Oh yeah. Look at you. You're literally. situating. >> That was it. That's the moment. It's. when you come and sit back different. You want to watch it? >> Wait. [laughter] THROW ON THE.
HEADPHONES. THROW ON THE HEADPHONES. THIS IS TOTALLY IT. THIS IS TOTALLY IT. >> YO. >> And the moment Jacob [ __ ] his pants was. >> That is literally marketing off. [laughter]. >> Who wrote the script? I We got to know. now. Was this before? Well, >> guys, we know who probably scripted this. [ __ ] and they're a weirdo. >> I should have been sitting. [laughter]. >> All right. Yo, >> you look so uncomfortable. [laughter]. >> Oh my god.
>> Oh, dude. >> Wow. >> Well, so then what happened? >> Wow. That was good. I'm really glad that. we were able to like. >> Yeah. Be open and honest. >> Open, honestly. Yeah. >> You know, I hope that you guys don't. look at me different. >> Oh, I do. Oh, >> no. In a good way, though, cuz I [ __ ] my. pants. >> You [ __ ] your pants twice. So, the age. of 21 years old. [laughter]. >> I'm 23 and I. >> I'm going to get you diapers for. Christmas. [laughter]. >> Yo, what the [ __ ]. >> [ __ ] skiiding.
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really good day. Like I honestly had. like a great time. I was swimming. It. was warm. I will say though, my butthole. hurts so [laughter] bad. And I'm wearing. like a bikini thong, so it's just going. right up there and I'm like [ __ ]. fixing it all day. >> I've been there. >> I have friends who are like. >> classic arm behind arm. Yeah. Yeah. And. then I have friends who are like um. upset stomachs and like taking shits in. the woods and I'm like it was [laughter]. it. >> Wait. Okay. So, did it start as a fart? It always does. >> It always does. It always does. It. always does. It always does. And then. >> I thought we both [ __ ] our. >> It always happens. Um but it ended up.
being a really like fun moment at the. lake. And then after that, we decided to. go back to my Airbnb where I gave a max. amount. I was like, "The max amount of. people we could have here is 20." Okay, that's the max amount. And we're already. at like 12 people. So people were coming. up to me asking to like invite certain. people over and I was like okay yeah. that's fine to you know I was giving. everybody a limit of how many people. they could invite [sighs and gasps]. and um we decide at like 9:30 the. firework show starts going off and. there's maybe 15 people over and there's.
these maybe like four guys there that. I've never seen in my life and but you. know whatever I'm used to that when I. have parties I don't know half the. people and um the fireworks are going. off and. all of a sudden And we hear like. gunshots coming like all around like. it's Nashville. We hear drivebys. happening and I'm just like, "Wow, that. is really dark.". >> And then the guy behind me goes, "Man, this is making me like get FOMO." And I. was like, "What? >> What?" It's like, "What the fuck?" And I.
go back to watching the fireworks and I. want to set up the scene. I'm on the. roof watching fireworks. Like I'm on the. ledge of the literal house and then up. here there's like a little place where. these guys are sitting like maybe 10 ft. behind me above me and all of a sudden. my ears start ringing and I hear. gunshots going over my [ __ ] head on. the roof. I'm like what the [ __ ] Over. my head on the roof. I jump up. I. [ __ ] run into the place. I'm like. what the I saw flashes of light going. off behind me. Somebody was I was like. what the [ __ ] What the? So, we all like.
run and I'm like, "What the whoever did. that?" And he's, "Who the just did. that?" And I see the guy who did it. He's like laughing like it's so funny. He's like, he's like, "Y'all. [clears throat] are so dumb. Like, it's. the Fourth of July." And I was like, "What the fuck?". >> He's just shooting his gun. >> on the roof of my Airbnb. And so then I. look over and we're on a bunch of town. houses. All the families on the roofs of. the town houses are running inside cuz. somebody on my roof is shooting off a. [ __ ] Glock 19. And turns out he was. pointing it directly over me and my.
boyfriend's head. So if I were to have. jumped up, I would have just been shot. in the head. And um. >> is this the guy who said, "This makes me. get FOMO.". >> Yeah. >> And then he went up to the roof and. started shooting. >> shooting a gun. Shooting a gun. [clears throat] on a townhouse roof. >> Where did you find this guy? >> I don't know who he is. I to this day. don't even know his name, but yeah, he's. he shot my my Airbnb got shot up. My. Airbnb got shot up with a goddamn gun. And I was so pissed off. I was shaking. I was like, "What the fuck?" And I was. too scared to say anything cuz it's like. I don't know this guy. I don't know if.
he's drunk. If I'm like, "That was. [ __ ] up. I don't I was just nervous.". He ended up apologizing. I was like, "I'm sorry." And I was like, "Thank. you." [laughter] But he just shot at my. Airbnb. >> Um I appreciate a bunch of families like. um way to get another Airbnb account. banned. You know. >> what? So he just had a gun on him. >> Yeah. And then like five minutes later, I go down to the garage and the garage. is open and people are playing pool and. some guy like a bunch of random guys. walk up and they're like trying to get. in and all of like the guys that I know. like my boyfriend and friends that I.
knew were were like, "Hey, like who. invited you?" And they were like, "Oh, Kayla the host. Like, do you even know. Kayla?" And I go, "Who the [ __ ] are. you?" Like, "No, I don't." And they just. walk away. So now I'm like, "My address. has now been leaked and random people. are showing up." And then I told my one. friend, I said, "You can invite five. people." I said, "You can invite five. people." Okay. So, then I don't know. what I'm doing, but I end up going to. the roof and he has invited 14 people. that I do not know to my Airbnb. I'm. like, "Bro, what the fuck?" Now, my that. was 30 people at my place. I'm like, "What the's going on?" So, then. >> I had my friend real quick. Was it S?
>> Yeah, it was S. >> I knew it. I knew it. >> Invited literally like 14 people up and. I was like, "What the fuck?" And then, like, mind you, he invites all these. people. >> Did he invite some girls too? They like. with boyfriends. Yeah, I guess. >> Oh, then they came with their boyfriend. >> Yeah, it was like literally 14 people. I've never met in my life. And I was. just like, "What the fuck?" So then my. friend kicked them out. I was like, "What is going on?". >> No, kicked them out. Then they go into. the garage. The garage is open. Now. there's 15 people in my garage loud as.
[ __ ] at 1:00 a.m. So I literally closed. the garage on them. Um, and then what. else happened that night? And then this. was the big I'm scared to tell this one. because like I know she's probably going. to see it and like I don't like it's. >> tell it tell it tell it tell it. Yeah. >> If you are seeing this like I'm just. telling what happened like and this is. what happened. >> You got to be unapologetic. >> Like I'm like I I. >> you can't you can't. >> I'm not [ __ ] talking. This is literally. just what happened. So if you're.
watching like I don't know. I don't. know. This might I don't know. >> Talk your [ __ ] clean. >> Okay. So. >> mind you a bunch of random people came. over. Okay. And then this is near the. end of the night where there's maybe 15. people over and there's a group of. people that I've never met before and. everybody seems really nice besides this. one girl. Okay. She's not saying hi to. anybody besides the guys. She's not. [ __ ] like she's just like being very. like judgy. Very judgy. She didn't say I. I love when I meet new girls at my. Airbnb. I make a lot of friends that. way. But like this girl in particular. was just like so like prideful. I don't. even know how to explain it. And.
immediately got weird vibes. And then. she started like basically like stole I. don't know who say this. one of my. friends's like guys and was like all. over him and was like so then my friend. was upset and was like what the [ __ ]. And so it just weird vibes. She was not. talking to us. And then we I I'm. forgetting how this started, but. we are all the girls are just talking. and like this girl's weird. This girl's. like not weird, but this girl's just. like not talking to us. We're all. weirded out by it. And so bad vibes in.
the house. So, I go downstairs to take a. shot with my boyfriend and my friend and. we're down there and she's in the. kitchen with these two guys. And the. second we walked, doesn't say hi to me, just looks at me, like stares me in the. face, like doesn't say hi, nothing. Just. like so odd. Like my just my [ __ ]. Airbnb, bro. And she's looking at me. like I'm in her kitchen. And so then she. like grabs the guys and they go. downstairs. So I look at my boyfriend. and my friend and I go, "Let's go down. there, too." Like, "Let's take our shot. down there." having a threesome. So, we.
grab it. We go downstairs and when I. walk into the um like downstairs room, she goes, "Oh, so y'all are following us. now?". >> Oh, I thought. >> in my Airbnb. I'm following you. So, I. literally, mind you, I'm not. confrontational. I go, "Following you in. my Airbnb is crazy. That is [ __ ]. crazy." She doesn't say anything. She. just starts laughing, playing pool, and. I'm like, "I'm going to say something to. her." Like, this that was weird. And. like there was other stuff that happened. that day that I can't necessarily. remember. It was just like she wasn't. talking to any of the girls. Like it was.
weird. Like if you walk past her, she'd. just stare at you. Like it was weird. And so I go up to her and I was like, "Hey, me and the girls are honestly. getting really weird vibes from you. Like what what's going on? Like what's. up?" And she was like, "Oh, like gave me. her name, gave me a hug, and was like, "I'm just like here to play pool." I was. like, "Okay, well nice to meet you." And. I go upstairs and I tell the girls. I'm. like, "Okay." I I don't know. Maybe. she's just like socially awkward or. something. I don't know. And then one of. my other friends goes brings her to the. bathroom and has like a 20-minute. conversation with her about like why. like the girls are upset and like you.
know we just wish that you would talk to. us and like you're making snarky. comments whatever dirty looks and. [clears throat] the girls up there being. like I'm so sorry I apologize like you. know doing this thing and then goes. downstairs and goes up to the guys and. goes these people are [ __ ] insane. Let's leave. Literally says that we're [ __ ] insane. and that we need that they need to go. And so they ended up leaving. >> Who? Her and the guys. >> Yeah. She was like, "These people are. [ __ ] insane. Let's leave." After. literally ignoring.
>> How do you meet this person? >> Somebody invited her. And she It was. like It was like she was just like being. I really wish I remembered a lot of the. details, but like it was just like so. like I don't know. It was very upsetting. cuz like I I didn't understand it. Like. she was just like if you walked into the. kitchen and you were a girl, not a guy, she'd kind of just like stare at you. >> Had you met her before? >> No, I've never met her before. And if. you like if you were anywhere near her, she'd walk away or like make a snarky. comment, it was like, [clears throat]. >> "What the fuck?" I remember like we had. this cardboard cutout and we were like. all being drunk and like funny with it,
like saying it was our friend like, "Oh." And um she literally was just. staring at us like we were some [ __ ]. like farm freaks. Like I don't even. know. Like it was giving pick me as. [ __ ] And it was weird. But um yeah, I'm. scared to say that though because I feel. like she'll she'll see this and I just. don't want drama with her if I ever see. her again cuz her brother's really nice. We liked her brother and that's what. made it awkward. But. >> yeah, that's so weird. >> So it was just very very very odd. Like. my first experience with like somebody. doing that in my my little party and. then Sunday woke up, drank more, lot.
lighted off fireworks. Nothing really. happened that night. And then I was so. hung over on Monday. I literally like. I've never in my life felt like this. I. I genuinely like I can't I fell asleep. on the pavement like as everybody's. packing up their stuff. I'm just laying. starfish on the pavement. I'm throwing. up water. I'm like actually I've never. >> You were throwing up. >> couldn't stop. It was the most sick I've. ever felt in my life. It made me never. want to drink again. It was literally. [ __ ] awful. And um.
>> was Sunday 4th of July or. >> Saturday. So Monday though is when I was like. dead. >> It was after like a full weekend. of. just straight drinking. I have never. drank that much alcohol in my life. I. will say one good thing that happened. though is on Friday when we were going. to the Airbnb, I went to the gas station. to get a party packs of Twisted Te's and. they're like $24 each. So that's like. $90 worth of Twisted Te's. And I was. kind of upset about it, but I was like, you know, I want to be nice and get. twee. And I go up there with three boxes. of tweeze, two monsters, and I asked for. two cases of Zins. He scans only the.
Zins and the Monsters, and my $24. And. he goes, "You're good to go." And I was. like, I'm I'm good to go. And he goes, yeah. And so he gave me three boxes of. TW. >> Did he do that knowingly? >> He had to have cuz I was sitting there. like, uh, and then he saw a scrap. My. bill was $24. So I got three boxes. It. was beautiful. >> Meant to be. Twisted. >> That was my fourth. Kind of boring. But. yeah, a gun got shot off at my place, I. guess. >> Yeah. See, that's that's not boring. That's dangerous and edgy.
>> Yeah, it was really edgy of them to do. that. But yeah, it was great. >> I don't know where you where do you meet. these? I didn't. They were not my. friends. I have no idea. I let my. friends invite randoms over cuz like. sometimes they're chill. Like I met some. new like really fun people this weekend. But yeah, I was. >> I feel like it's kind of a gamble when. you're around people you don't know. You. don't know if like I'm sure some people. you're like, "Oh, they're super cool.". And then there's other people who shoot. guns off. >> Shoot guns or like tell you you're. following them in your own Airbnb. >> Yeah. I think it's you get a mixed.
batch. >> Yeah, that [ __ ] made me so [ __ ] mad. Oh my god. But thankfully I ran into. nobody bad this weekend and it was it. was chill. It was a good time. >> That's good. >> Yeah, >> cuz it could have been dangerous. >> Could have been very dangerous moments. and I just ordered weapons to my house. So nice. We're good. >> I'm proud of you. >> Thank you. So yeah, that was my fourth. I feel like I'm forgetting a lot of. stuff and it upsets me because I feel. like more happened. But I don't know. The gun was the main. >> Well, more stuff happened, but you're. probably just lit. >> Yeah, I was so drunk. Oh my god. But I. didn't black out. So Oh,
>> I haven't blacked out since October. >> When Oh, I remember that. >> Yep. >> Mhm. >> What happened in October? >> Uh, she was just laying on in a pool of. alcohol on the floor, >> bought a bouncer, got kicked out of. keys. Um, >> it was great. >> You don't miss that. You don't. [laughter]. >> I made a vow to myself after that night. Oh, and then fell asleep out of my. apartment complex. Um, but yeah. Yeah. No, I vowed to myself after that day, I. will never let myself get to that point. and I haven't. So, >> well, that's good. That's.
>> That was awful. I don't remember. anything. >> But yeah, how was everybody else's. fourth, >> Richie? [snorts]. >> It was good. The boys drinking with the. boys having a good time. Pretty chill. Not too much. >> A. >> That's it. >> That's pretty much it. I didn't even see. the fireworks. >> Dude, um I will also say in a TMI sense, I weirdly also had the shits on Fourth. of July. What was going on with that? I. think there was a a virus going. I also. had the shits on Fourth of July. >> Not in my pants, though. I made it to. the bathroom. Got to clarify. That's a. blessing. >> Wow, that's advanced.
>> That's that's that's a step up, dude. >> Something's in the water. >> Richie's always just got to flex on us. >> Yeah, I know. I made the bathroom. [ __ ]. my pants. >> Holy [ __ ] No pun intended. >> That was good. That was good. Wait, your. fourth. Your fourth. What did you do for. your fourth, >> guys? I [ __ ] drank on the fourth. >> But I It was fun. It was fun. I Yeah. >> What was it like to have a tea break for. like Did one shot get you [ __ ] up? Well, actually, I drank two days in a. row. So, it was my boy's birthday on the. 3rd. >> Mhm. And I I brought him like a really.
nice bottle of champagne. And I had a. glass with him, but I like drove home. I. didn't really feel it that much, but it. was like more of like a celebration. And. then the next day, I was like, I want to. get [ __ ] up. So, I went and I drank. mimosas from like. >> probably noon in the afternoon before. going to Jake Weber's. >> Fourth of July party and I drank. probably like five mimosas and I was. sed. You know when you're walking to the. bathroom and it really hits you.
>> Yes. >> And you s you like kind of stand up and. you're like walking to the bathroom. >> and then when you sit on that toilet and. you're like whoa. >> Well, I I usually stand. >> Oh, yeah. I for Yeah. >> and [ __ ] myself. But yeah, no, I just. went to um his Fourth of July party. >> Oh, there. Oh my god. Wait, what the. [ __ ] Wait, I was in that one. >> Yes, you were. >> Wait, look. Wait. Oh, dude. >> Told you I could find it. >> there. Yeah. >> Oh, wow. >> It was fun. >> Wait, so you went to Jake Weber's? That's I I got invited. I wanted to go.
so bad. He has the best party. >> It was a good ass time. Um, everyone was. there. Um and yeah, just was drinking, hanging out. Um I actually ran into our. um friend Tara. >> Oh, hell yes. >> And uh and she confronted me. She's Tara. Yummy and I were talking about our DMs. and she said that Tara Yummy said no. That I Oh, that I said no to collabing. when she said do it at my party. And. she's nothing but nice and I owe her. coffee for spreading rumors about Tara. And and then we actually went and got.
coffee after. She's actually really cool. and I felt bad about that because she. said that she had seen the podcast and. she's actually super dope and yeah, I'm. not being paid to say this and there's. not a gun to my end. [gasps]. >> A I I actually do that a lot where I say. things that I actually really regret and. then I'm like, why did I do that? Because I feel like I I feel like I'm. just in a room gossiping and then like. it's like, oh, these people actually see. it. Like. >> it's different when you're filming it. I. think you're just kind of like talking.
to cameras and stuff. Yeah, >> but then you have to go out in the real. world and some people see what we say. >> Did I ever say anything about Tara? >> I think indirectly. Yeah. >> Okay. Well, then I'm I apologize. I do. apologize. >> And she's she's like wants to be cool. and she's very. >> Was Jake ever upset about our opinions. on his toothbrush? >> No, he's cool [laughter] as [ __ ] He. actually is like such a nice dude. >> I know. I love Jake. Every time I've. ever seen him, he gives me a hug and. like I really like Jake. I've had some. good talks with him. He texted me like. after I left at like 11:00 p.m. and was.
like, "Thank you so much for taking the. time to come to my Fourth of July.". >> Oh, that's sweet. >> And I was talking about the podcast. He. said he would be down to do it. >> That would be really fun. Make it. happen. >> Yeah. He's down. Tara, I I'm I'm winning. her over as we speak. We're We're slowly. getting there, you know, but but she's. actually cool and I'm I'm just showing. her that, you know, we're capable of. being friends. We went and got coffee. and it was a good time and I learned. more about her and she learned more.
about me and I was like, "Oh, [ __ ] I. didn't know her." So, yeah. >> Yeah, >> she was nice. And then Fourth of July. then went to my friend Loftton's after. that and. got extremely drunk and then was. extremely I forgot what being hung over. is like, you know, like I woke up at. like 5 in the morning, >> head pounding. >> Yeah. just like, uh, >> oh, you that gave me a headache thinking. about it. >> And and I went to the bathroom and I was. like, do I need to throw up? What do I. need to do? I can't go back to bed. I'm.
so hung over. And then I was like, [ __ ]. my like throat hurts from like [ __ ] I. was like smoking cigarettes. And, you. know, I just fully let myself go on. Fourth of July, but it was it was. America's birthday. >> The 250. >> It was 250 years of America. >> And man, it was Pokémon Go Community. Day. OH, WHAT YOU CATCHING? WHAT YOU. CATCHING? Squirtles and Blastoise. >> I catch I caught every single legendary. for that day. So, >> no. What do you got? You got yourself a. a ho ho.
>> I got I got I got. >> Whoa, Richie. >> No, no, it's a Pokemon. The first. legendary I could think of. >> You were catching those ho Hos. >> Yeah, that's my favorite. Wait, I I I. I'll also I would like to say if there's. I I feel like I I've said things about. people that I've met at parties that are. probably drunk moments where I'm like in. my head thinking too much where I I. probably could have just like kept it to. myself and instead of making it like a. gossip. So if I've done that to Tara, I. I'm sorry. And yeah, I feel bad. I've. definitely done that before and I feel.
bad. But it's also like learning and. growing with like not only age and like. going to parties but having a podcast. and I don't know, it's it's a it's a lot. of steps. We're maturing. >> Yeah. I feel like a year ago we were. kind of loose cannons and we were like. and this person gave me a dirty look. because I was blacked out drunk and I. think they did. So they're like pieces. of [ __ ] It's just like Yeah. You don't. Is there anyone else that we should. apologize to now that we're just on the. subject of. >> let's apologize to No, never mind. >> That was funny. I would love. >> Who are you about to say? >> Yes, that's about a troll. Say James.
Charles. But. >> I would love to meet her though. And. >> she's super cool. Well, I I I I put in. the the I was like, "Yo, if Kayla was. here, she wants to be cool. Everybody's. cool. You guys don't know each other.". >> It was just like I think it was just uh. >> got off on the wrong thing. >> Not even on the wrong foot. Just me. being an overthinker and um drunk. >> Yeah. >> Being a drunk overthinker. So, >> um but but it's all good and um I'm sure.
we'll all link up. Ooh. Okay. Taylor. Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding. >> I have so many opinions. >> What? What? What? What's So, what's the. thing here? I just know. Richie, this. was yours. This was your talking point. >> I have so many opinions. >> So, what happened? Like, a picture got. leaked from the wedding. >> They shut down New York to have their. wedding at Madison Square Garden. >> And so, what that's [ __ ] awesome, >> is that not.
You wouldn't do that? >> No. If I was that rich, I'd rent the. [ __ ] capital in Italy and not shut. down an entire [ __ ] city and make. everybody's life more difficult because. there's traffic and uh all this [ __ ]. [ __ ]. [laughter]. >> Damn. >> What is that? What is that? >> Richie, I saw that, too. >> Wait, what? What's happening? >> He's pointing out the guest who. [laughter] went to the wedding and he. was over Milliey's. >> a.
>> Yeah. No, that's an insane lineup. >> Yeah. >> Selena Gomez, bro. >> Surprisingly, Ice Spice is like really. >> He tapped in with. >> with Taylor Swift. >> Toby Magguire, too. >> Oh, we haven't talked about that. Haven't. >> talked about that. >> Wait, wait. Can I say though, do what. you want with your wedding. I think. that's a very valid take. Like, god. forbid they did what they wanted for. their wedding. My I'm allowed to have. opinions on it, though. I'm allowed to. have opinions. If your favorite color is. [ __ ] green, I'm allowed to have an. opinion and be like, "Oh, not mine." And. like. >> whoa who wa wa that's the banging out.
color. We love green. >> I was looking at green. Listen. All. right. We own a point my point being. said. >> is opinions are opinions and I'm so. happy that they had the wedding that. they wanted in my opinion. In my opinion. I just do not understand why they. wouldn't do it at like in you're so. rich. Why not like Italy or like. >> but what if they wanted to do what if. that like. >> Madison Square Garden and so many people.
were like irrit the New Yorkers were. irritated as [ __ ]. >> They were like. >> what if what if they just wanted to do. that though? >> But I get that's the thing. >> like wait are people upset. if you have a billion dollars right you. wouldn't want to do some every once in a. while pop out and do something like. that. >> Okay. A million%. Paul McCartney was at. that wedding. That's crazy. Can you. imagine? Think. >> But is that I don't I don't know about. >> because I I agree. Like your wedding is. your special day. >> Do it how you want. But like am I I feel.
like I'm allowed to just have the. opinion of like why why like I don't I'm. just questioning why Madison Start. I. saw a lot of Tik Toks of New Yorkers. being irritated. Like I'm just I don't. know. Like I get it. >> But New Yorkers are mad at everything. >> Oh, they're [ __ ] mad at you. >> But they they are. Are they not? Like, do I have the wrong take here? >> No, I just would love to hear what your. dream wedding is. Like, what do you. picture is for sure out of the country? Because my thing, a lot of people don't.
do out of the country weddings because. like of like people not being able to. get there. But like my thing is is like. >> it's my day, you know, like so whatever. But I I want to do an out of the country. wedding maybe like Italy like on Lake Ko. like very like natury and like I. wouldn't want I want the like eating to. be outside. I want everything to be. outside on the lake and I want to. genuinely all my wedding jump off like a. cliff or something in Italy in my. wedding dress. Like that's my dream. Like cliff jumping on my wedding. That. would be amazing.
>> I want to do mine at Denny's. >> Yeah, like this. Like that would be my. but like more natury. Like go to the one. at the very uh third row bottom. >> over Burger King maybe. >> Wait, wait. Like that. Wait. Click that. one. Click that one. >> This one. >> Yeah. Like that vibe. That's exactly the. vibe I want. I want to jump off a cliff. into the water in my wedding dress. >> I want to go to Denny's and feed each. other burgers. >> Grand slam wedding. >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> Or a Burger King and both wear THE. CROWNS.
>> OH MY GOD, that's so romantic. I I. really I have a dream. I want me to get. I want to get proposed to like in a I. want it to be a surprise. Like I don't. want to know. I will be so pissed off. If I even have a hint of an idea, I do. not want them to do it. Like I don't. want it to be like let's get your nails. done. And like, bro, shut the [ __ ] up. I. don't care if my nails are not done the. day I get proposed to. I want it to be a. [ __ ] surprise. And I want it to be at. a place that's very meaningful. Like. maybe the place they ask me out at or. the first date or like a vacation spot. that we go to all the time. >> When you know them, like when you go to.
>> No, we go there a lot. >> First date spot. Like. >> because we'd go there a lot. It'd be. like a cute thing. Or maybe like if you. we don't go there a lot, maybe take me a. few times before. Okay. >> Like I I need it. If it's not a. surprise, I will be upset. My dad proposed to my mom in a CVS. parking lot. >> See, that's what I'm talking about. That. is like that's the cool [ __ ]. >> you know, like in a Denny's at a Burger. King in a parking lot. >> If I got proposed to at a CVS parking. lot, I would genuinely grab the.
medication. >> The love is worth more than a million. >> If you love somebody, if you love. somebody, you're willing to make that. moment special, not at a CVS party. But. you wouldn't like it if like the ring. was in the burger when they're eating. and then they [laughter]. >> Oh my god. What is it? >> Yeah. No, I think. >> Emma, that's [ __ ]. >> It was like It was not like Don't. romanticize that. >> No, there's no romantic. That's an. halfass [ __ ]. >> like and it was like context like they. just found out like they weren't even.
dating like just found out pregnant with. me. He just bust out one knee. >> That's so couldn't even take her to a. [ __ ] lake. I'm taking her to. Applebee's. Like, get in the get in. >> See, that's more of the vibe, though. >> No, Jacob. >> You better noting ever do that. >> I'll be so mad if you if you propose to. your future wife at some [ __ ] like. In-N-Out ass [ __ ]. >> Hide the ring in the double. >> I don't know, guys. I need a girlfriend. first to start thinking about this, you. know? Richie, what are you going to do?
>> Uh, dude, you know, we're just going to. be lonely forever. >> RICHIE, [laughter]. STOP. OH MY GOD. >> RICHIE, I. >> Richie, what the. >> I think you're on to something. I think. >> Richie, >> guys, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. >> Richie gets more action than I do. [laughter]. >> What' he say? >> You get more action than I do. I. remember you said you were kind of. talking to someone. >> I mean, I have fun, but you know. [laughter]. >> Oh, Richie freak. >> A little [ __ ].
[laughter]. >> Yo, you are Freaky Richie. >> Freaky Richie. >> Freaky Richie, dude. >> Okay, so everyone hates Taylor Swift. >> No, >> I I [ __ ] with him. >> You're gonna get cancelled by this. >> Yo, but like All right. Can I Can I just. say. >> I've kept my mouth quiet this for a. reason? >> It's I don't have nothing. >> But then you listen to Big Guy by Ice. Spice. So [laughter]. >> like that's your favorite song is Big.
Guy by Ice Spice. >> and she bang by Drake. Okay, that's a. good that's a good song. >> Taylor, though. >> I I Okay, like I like old Taylor Swift. music. I don't like like any of her new. music. Nothing against her. All I was. going to say, which I might get hate. for, like. I was just going to be like, who gives a. [ __ ] about her wedding? Like, who cares? Like, why are we live streaming it on. television? >> No, I don't think they were. Wasn't it. like super private? >> There's rumors that it was live. >> My mom said she watched the whole thing.
>> What? >> But your mom's a liar. like, "Are you watching Taylor Swift's. wedding?" No. No, I'm not. And I'm so. tired of hearing about it. Like, I'm. pissed at this whole [ __ ] wedding. But I don't know. I think it's I'm. biased cuz if Justin Bieber had a. wedding, I would be watching the live. stream. I would be invested. >> Yeah. But like, bro, okay, how about. this? If you sell out Madison Square. Garden, you can get married there. You. put a lot You put the city on. You made. the city so much money. Taylor Swift is. good. >> She did not put New York on. What the.
hell? >> Taylor Hiller Swift put New York on. >> She put [laughter] New York on the. [ __ ] map, bro. >> No, when she goes to a city, >> it shuts down. >> Yeah, >> but I. >> That happens anyway. >> Okay, I take I don't know. I don't know. why I have this opinion. I don't know. I. just I guess I just don't understand the. appeal of getting married at a stadium. like I I. >> which she sells out stadiums, >> but I would just feel like maybe maybe I. don't know. I'm not I just feel like if. I was like Taylor Swift, I'm you know, always on tour. I feel like I'd want to. do like the opposite like Foresty, you I.
wouldn't want to get married at the same. place I performed at. >> What if she's allergic to. >> and they walk down the the aisle to her. music too? Like. >> I was going to say Romeo, take me. somewhere we can be alone. Not Madison. Square Garden, but you you have a good. point. >> Well, they can be alone. >> I just I just don't understand. But it's. not my wedding, so I don't have to. So. I'm not hating on it. I just know some. New Yorkers are mad. I just don't get. it. But like it's your wedding and I. hope it was an amazing day. And also the. net worth of that room. Think about it. Imagine the net worth of that room, bro. God, it's the craziest thing in the. world, dude.
>> Yeah, it's probably a trillion dollars. >> That's awesome, though. I bet that. wedding was probably like I would I. would have wanted to. And like I don't know, man. I I I. support I [ __ ] with Taylor Swift. >> Me, too, dude. Like, I bet they're all. awesome, bro. And like, huge cong just. wedding stuff. >> Congratulations. Congratulations. I feel bad for saying. what I said. I'm happy for them. I just. like. >> Bro, y'all got to stand on business. >> I'm tired of hearing about it. >> Y'all sit on business, bro. Y'all [ __ ]. on business. I'm getting tired of. hearing about it. >> Well, did you see the Chick uh.
Chick-fil-A logo changed? >> We might be in a new timeline ourselves. >> We actually just transferred timelines. >> Wait, they changed it? >> Okay, Kayla, remember how it used to be. Chick with a C? >> Like Chick-fil-A. There's a K all of a. sudden in Chick-fil-A and everyone's. saying we switched. >> Oh, I've heard about this. This is. >> No, I remember it looking like that, I. think. Yeah, that looks right to me. >> What? That looks right to me. >> No, he switched time. >> Okay, it's just chick.
>> What? >> VHIC. The K used to never be there. >> No, I remember that. >> Wait, can we watch a video about this? We definitely switched timelines. I. think they're a little confused. >> What? >> I think you guys might just be. >> You guys know the Mandela. >> You [clears throat] guys are just in. denial. >> I I believe the. >> ser collider being shut off. >> and now the Chickfil-A logo is back to. CI K. I had had multiple conversations. with friends over the past few months. >> I think he needs to go outside. I'm not.
saying I think we skipped timeline. >> We switched timeline. >> I just made a video about the. >> We quantum leaped into a different. timeline. >> because. that literally looks right to me. >> No. Mm-. >> Who's the one the There's one that gets. me where the one like Monopoly Man or. something doesn't have a monle. >> Monopoly man does not have a monle. Also. like uh one of the big ones that gets me. is actually Pokemon related. Kayla, you. totally get this. Does Pikachu have a. black stripe on his tail? >> Yeah.
>> Right. >> He doesn't though. No. Wow. >> Yeah. That's weird. How does that work? How does everybody remember the same. thing? >> It's like people planting memories, you. know? >> Yeah. What? >> Okay. I literally have like pictures. from being a little kid and drawing. this. And I have the black mark in. there. Like this. I WAS IN THIS TIME. I. lived in this timeline for sure. I I. don't know about this yellow thing. >> Can you look up if it ever existed? >> Well, no. That's the thing. It's not all. on Google. It's It's the Mandela effect. So, it's named after me Nelson Mandela.
Everyone says that he died in prison and. that he didn't die in prison. Um, but. it's just kind of like common things. that like everyone collectively thinks. that this happened, but really it was. another thing. >> Wait, but then how do you how do people. have drawings of the tale like that? >> Well, that's why it's so trippy. I don't. know. >> No, because they're switching timelines. You're not understanding that we're. switching. We're quantum leaping from. timeline to timeline. So in your. reality, you had the Chick-fil-A logo. with the K. In our reality, >> we had it with a headache.
>> No, you're not understanding. >> that we're switching. We're quantum. leaping through different realities at. speeds that are very hard to see. And. that and we're keep switching timelines. I don't even I can't even I'm I'm I'm. I'm. my head hurts. >> Richie, can you back me up? We're. definitely quantum leaping, right? >> We are in a new timeline a million%. I I. genuinely think that we switch timelines. like maybe once a week. Like they. they're doing [ __ ] out there. I don't. know what's going on. There's always.
switches. We We're in the wild world. We. just got to watch out for ourselves, dude. The the government's up to some. timeline. hats on. >> You think they know how to change time, >> bro? I think they know that stuff. And. look, there's apparently a thing called. like the God particle. And. >> what? Wait, what does this mean? >> They like learned how to manipulate. reality. >> What? >> I don't know. >> Is a for. >> I actually have no idea how. >> an elemental particle, >> but I just heard somebody say it. Oh,
sorry. What were you saying? >> Wait, read it out loud. Read it out. loud. >> Okay. The God particle is a popular. nickname for Higs Bosen, an elementary. particle in the standard molecule of. physics. It is the physical evidence of. the Higs field, an invisible energy. field that permeates the universe. As. particles move through this field, they. interact with it and acquire mass. >> Yes. See, I don't know what that means, >> dude. See, that's crazy. That proves it. right there, bro. We're in a different. timeline. >> Yeah, right. Definitely. >> That's what I'm saying. Like, literally,
this article just explained it. >> Oh, for sure. >> Wow, >> bro. Um, what is what is CERN, by the. way? >> Huh? CERN. Like, scroll up. Everyone. talks about like, scroll up, scroll up, scroll up, scroll up, scroll up, scroll. up, scroll up, scroll up, scroll up. Uh, what is CERN? Discovered in CERN. Can. you look up what that is? I just see a. lot of these conspiracy things about. CERN. It's the nuclear. >> nuclear research. European Organization. for Nuclear Research. >> So, what is that? Why do people Can you.
just look up why people think CERN is. doing like switching the timelines? >> Wow, you've been in a rabbit hole of. this, huh? >> Because they created a proton. accelerator. >> A proton accelerator? >> Yeah. It's supposed to like on a. miniature level mimic the Big Bang. theory. >> What? >> I can't hear about this [ __ ] I'm about. to walk out. >> People think CERN is altering time. >> Wait, why can't you hear about it? >> It freaks me out, too. Really.
>> too bad. Like black mirror [ __ ] Like it. makes me like freak out. Like. >> you're switching time. No, I'm just. kidding. >> Badly. Like really bad. >> No way. All right. Well, let's. >> I think the theory is like the first. time they activated the proton. accelerator, it switched timelines and. then it's just been doing it. >> Do you believe that there's alternate. universes? Like parallel universes? >> Oh my god. Me losing that one tattoo on. my hand and there's like no. from another. >> That was weird. >> I forgot about that. erased. >> Wait,
>> it was on this hand. >> I had a red lightning bolt tattoo on. this hand. >> It is completely gone. >> What? Didn't Wasn't there like a Tik Tok. with it? >> There was. No, we we saw a picture. >> and then it and then it was gone. >> and there's no evidence of it whatsoever. on my hand. >> What? Wait, wouldn't. >> And I forgot I even had it. And I look. back at we were going through my TikTok. and I'm looking and I go I look at my. hands. I go, I I don't have that tattoo. >> What the [ __ ]. >> No, wait. Look up Kayla Malik red. lightning bolt tattoo. Emma, look at.
this [ __ ] This is weird as [ __ ]. >> I also remember you having that. >> So, how can you not believe we're so. >> Now look, there's no evidence of it. Look at my hand. >> Oh, yeah. I remember when you got that. >> Yeah. Look. Look at my hands now. >> How does that happen? Was that a real. tattoo? >> Yes. >> Yeah. It hurt like a [ __ ] Yeah. >> No. Oh my god. You switched timelines. >> It's gone. It's just gone. >> How can you not believe that? Not even. because. >> I I've have a white lightning bolt. tattoo on that same hand that is still.
on my hand in white ink. >> Oh, so how. >> what if it was white ink and that it's. just No, but it's just red from blood. >> from the tattoo. >> No, that was red ink tattoo. >> Huh. Well, so then how can you not. believe that we're switching timelines. in Quantum Leaping and with with the. CERN and the god? >> I will say the tattoo thing is weird. >> Is weird. >> Monopoly man. Fruit of the loom. Yeah, >> that one's crazy. >> There was no cornucopia. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, there was a cornucopia.
>> There was. There was. >> There was. We're in the wrong timeline. [ __ ] CERNs up some [ __ ] Okay, we got. to put on our hats here, guys. Tinfoil. it. Protect ourselves. >> Yo, in Star Wars, Darth Vader never. says, "Luke, I am your father.". >> Yeah. No, he says, "No, I am your. father." That's right. That That's I'm. from that timeline for sure. Yeah, that's correct. >> Well, why is that the biggest one on. here? Well, no. People just think No, no, no. People just, you know, they summarize. it. I get it. >> Wait, does it sound like Luke, I am your.
father? >> No, they're just throwing in Luke as the. name cuz they're like to get the. reference. >> No way. I've always thought it was Luke. I am your father. Dude, I'm from that. timeline. >> I don't know. I'm from. >> I've never even watched a movie. >> Wow. You've never watch. >> No, I told you this, dude. We've already. been over this, >> dude. Yeah. And then I forget it because. I'm It's too crazy to comprehend in my. brain. I forget it. >> Did you take a picture of your apartment. yet, Richie? So. >> Oh, no, I didn't. But I should. >> Oh, I should have asked you on FaceTime. >> I forgot about that.
>> Oh, yeah. They're like hanging out on. FaceTime without us. >> Oh, Fortnite. >> Yeah, you guys got to hop on Fortnite. >> I'm down. >> YOU GUYS ARE MISSING OUT. HOP ON. TONIGHT. >> All right. >> Wait, that's really fun, >> man. I'm ripping the Fortnite, guys. >> Wait, how much? How often? >> Fortnite battle pass. >> Denied that. But we'll. >> Did you guys win? >> We'll run it back. >> Did you guys win? Uh, no. But we came in. second place like 20 times. >> Wow. >> You guys tried. >> We tried our best. >> That's actually really cute. >> And I was tun. Thank you guys for the. birthday present. >> That makes me so happy.
>> Tune tun. >> Wow. >> That's the most brain rot [ __ ] ever. Um, >> okay. I sent I sent a real to the the uh. Banging Out podcast, but apparently her. ex-husband is speaking up about. something. Oh, wait. Okay. But yeah, here it is. Okay. >> Yes. I don't know what's going on. has been posting about her and a lot of. crazy stuff on his social media account. >> She's now posted a lot of content about. him or with him and she seems extremely. happy. >> Michaela said she watched all seven. minutes of this and she hasn't said this.
person nailed it. So, let's listen. >> Cody has now it does not seem like the. two of them are amicable at all. Cody's. always been pretty quiet on social. media. He claims he doesn't even have a. Tik Tok account, but he's been posting. this on his ex account. This is the. first thing I saw a few days ago. He. uploaded saying, "Does anyone have clips. of my former domestic partner talking. [ __ ] Courts soon and she has not held. up her end of the bargain of not talking. about each other in negative or. comparative lights. And I think it's.
time I learn exactly what has been said. about me that she has said or even more. importantly what she has not defended me. from. Thank you in advance." This makes. it sound like the two of them probably. had some sort of agreement in their. separation write up that they wouldn't. talk negatively about each other online. And it makes sense seeing how little. Michaela has. Beauty influencer Michaela. Mcus Cody Hawkins has been posting about. her body. >> It says full video on her Facebook, >> bro. >> Oh, come on. Trying to promo her.
Facebook, huh? >> Damn. It was getting good. That was at. the very end. Finally, one bit of new. information and getting into it and then. when people [ __ ] do that. >> We really just wasted like like Well, no, there was new information at the. end, but the beginning of it was just. stuff we already. >> I hate when people do that. Like, if. anybody's watching this video, they. already know about her. Like, so stop. I. hate when people do. >> I wonder what she said, though. >> Julie, you lowkey just pissed me off. >> Yo, literally.
>> Julie, you lowkey are pissing me off. right now. >> She gave us She gave us blue balls. through the internet. Julie, I'm. actually you just pissed the [laughter]. [ __ ] off. >> Seems like a nice. >> Julie. I'm so [ __ ]. >> You're a nice person, but honestly, that. pissed me the [ __ ] off. >> Julie, I'm I'm pissed. >> Yeah, >> Julie, I'm actually so [ __ ] like. >> that is just blue balls, Julie. Like, full video on my Facebook. You go to the. Facebook posts on there. Full video on. my Facebook. Click here. Click there.
Same video. Julie's giving us three. times. [laughter]. She got us to watch it three times. >> Julie. >> Oh, is that the full one? >> Okay. Fourth time might be the charm. [laughter]. >> Julie, I. Julie, we've had a long day. Okay. Oh, this is And some of them were telling. Cody where to go to get supposed videos. >> We're going to time speed. Thank you everyone. I believe I have. enough. I got so close to ignoring the.
whole thing till the end. But hey, what. can you do? Lol. Michaela hasn't said. much about Cody online, but she does. talk about her new relationship. And she. makes comments about her divorce. The. other day, she was doing a closet. makeover at her home, and she commented. saying the one good thing about her. divorce is that she gets another closet, meaning Cody's closet. But again, that. isn't really slandering or talking bad. about Cody. So, of course, people were. making videos about Cody's post. And he. just wrote this yesterday saying, "Lmo, why are people willing to make videos. about me, asking about my ex-wife's. videos of her talking negatively about. me after repeatedly lying to me about. it, but not about any of the fairly. factual and highly curated content I. have been crafting here. No taste, only. scraps." He also added saying, "I can't. wait to never see any of the videos.
anyone ever makes of me." So, I'm going. to do what Cody asks. Now, I'm going to. show you some of this factual and highly. curated content that he's been posting. on his account, but I'm going to give. you a huge trigger warning right now. because it's extremely offensive. A lot. of the things that he's sharing are. conspiracy theories, but some of it is. just plain disgusting content. One of. the most recent posts he's got is this. one he shared saying, "We don't call. women losers enough." And you can take a. minute to read what was written in the. post. I'm not going to go through. >> Whoa. >> What read you all of this because some. of it is just extremely offensive. So. you can pause to read. >> Julie, you didn't you didn't move your.
head. Julie, >> you didn't move your head. >> Julie, [laughter]. what is this? >> As I Oh my god. Wait, he's talking. >> Julie, if you see this, please respond. I would love to know. >> Julie, please send in a video to us. That is that even his. >> He's reposting it. >> Oh, he's retweeting. >> Yeah, he's retweeting all this. Uh. >> oh. >> I. >> I don't know what that. >> Yeah. Is it bad that like it's two.
words? I don't even know what that. means. [laughter]. >> Basically just [ __ ] talking women right. now. >> It is just [ __ ] That's what it seems. like. >> Content that he shares and makes is. going after people that have spoken out. against Trump or makes fun of Trump. Like this post about Larry David. >> He also likes to go after the LGBTQ plus. community like this post about Elliot. Page. He also seems to have an issue. Oh, with Jewish people and post things like. this. And it's not just Jews that he has. an issue with. He also apparently. doesn't like Muslims. >> What? >> Bro is crashed out on drugs, huh?
>> Are just awful. Pause. And okay, I'm sorry. So to. everybody saying, "Guys, you don't know. Cody's side." [ __ ] y'all. I said I'D BE. RIGHT. Y'ALL ARE DUMB AS [ __ ] Cody. defenders cuz y'all want to hate on. Michaela so damn bad. I called this [ __ ]. from the beginning. You did. >> What the [ __ ] did I say? Y'all just want. to hate on her. Y'all are woman haters. so damn bad. Y'all hate her so much. But. [snorts]. >> okay, >> you did call that. >> I called that [ __ ] Y'all want to hate. on that? >> Yeah. Everyone was like upset at what.
you said. >> Y'all just hate on Michaela. I. understand a lot of people think she's. annoying or this and that, but like. dude, >> what the [ __ ]. >> Thank god she wore that wore that rolly. decor. Thank god. >> Yep. Okay, let's keep watching. Let's. keep watching. >> He just likes immigration and anyone of. color. This is a disgusting video and he. shared it posting conspiracy theories of. Barack Obama. >> What? >> A lot of posts about the pope,
>> the Vatican, Freemasonry. Like really? >> Now, you'd think he'd be a huge. supporter of Erica Kirk if he's. supporting Donald Trump and has all. these conspiracy theories. However, apparently not because they. hide among us. Take a read. Naturally, he hates the police. So, you can take a. minute and read his post on that. and. the. >> conspiracy theories he has about law. enforcement. He's jumped on the latest. conspiracy theory that the sun doesn't. >> that the what.
>> give you skin cancer? Sunscreen does. He's also posting about another hot. topic right now, soccer, and making fun. of a black historical figure who is huge. in. >> what the civil rights movement, Rosa. Parks. This is disgusting. Apparently, he thinks Dolly Parton is a witch. And. hold on to your socks because apparently. Taylor Swift is as well. Just take a minute and read this. >> Bro is tweaking off the drugs. >> Yeah, that's like some like deep rabbit.
hole conspiracy. hatred [ __ ]. You know what? If Michaela can't say it, because of course I will. He's a [ __ ]. weirdo ass freak. He's a weirdo freak. Weird freak. Nasty freak. Like. disgusting freak. Ew, bro. >> He's like one of those people who just. sits on Twitter all day. >> and his feed is just full of insult. >> He's a chud.
>> Yeah. Is that what that is? >> Oh. god. >> They think Dolly Parton was making some. sort of gesture in her video to prove. this cult exists. And he writes, "The. choice to know in the end will be. yours." So there you go, Cody. I made a. video. >> Yeah. So this guy sucks. >> Wow. And what I say, >> no, you called that. And honestly, I. apologize to Julie as well. Thank you. >> I apolog. >> Yeah. >> I'm sorry to.
>> uh um people who saw me throw up. >> I'm sorry to my pants that I [ __ ] in. >> I'm sorry to the people on Broadway that. saw me [ __ ] my pants. And we're just sorry to everybody. >> Thank you for watching. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Thanks for watching y'all. Like, subscribe, comment down below. >> And Cody, you're a weirdo and we're not. sorry to you. And I [ __ ] clocked that. [ __ ] y'all. I hope a lot of people are. sorry to saying things about Michaela. cuz yeah, let her wear that roly rolly.
dab ranch to court. [laughter]. >> Thank you guys. >> Want a rolly rolly rolly? >> E. Um, what should they comment down. below? >> If you made it to this far, comment, >> "I'm sorry.". >> I'm sorry. Yeah. [laughter] I'm sorry. >> Comment what you're sorry for. >> Oh, I like that. I like that. >> All right. Love you guys. I'm going to. >> Bye, everybody. >> Banging out. >> You can wear my sweatshirt.
>> and you can tell your friends we'll be. together till the end. Girl, you can. wear my sweatshirt. >> Subscribe. [sighs]. >> [laughter].
