TIKTOK’S DARKEST CONSPIRACIES | Ep #23 | Bangin' Out w/ Kayla Malecc & Jacob Sartorius

You think she's a lizard? >> I uh maybe. Yeah. >> Guys, what I I think about this. conspiracy a lot. The lizard people. What is the point of that? Like what is. the point of a lizard person? >> Have you seen Spider-Man? >> They have the lizard. banging out. >> You ever wondered what the gets cut from. these episodes, man? [ __ ]. >> Nah, you're tweaking. Nah nah nah. Chill. the out. Everybody's favorite influencer. is But y'all want to know what I saw him.

doing? >> Yo, dead ass. Chill the out. >> You know who I found out that's dating? >> No, you're Twinky. >> Yo, dead ass. Chill. Chill. >> Stop. Stop hanging out. >> You can wear my sweatshirt. Yeah. Yeah. And you can tell your. friends we'll be together till the end. Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt. Welcome back to Bang It Out Podcast.

>> We're doing a little something. different. It's mysterious today. >> A few things are different. One, Miss. Emma's here because our birthday's on. Friday. >> Hey guys, >> turning 22 years old. >> Big tutu tutu. And we're wearing. astronaut costumes because we're doing a. conspiracy episode today because we're. filming two episodes in one day cuz I'm. going to be in Hawaii when we're. supposed to film this. >> Thanks, Kayla. You screwed me. >> Okay. As you're munching down a. quesadilla, like, goodbye. >> This is a mukbang.

>> This is a mukbang. >> Mukbang. >> We're filming two back to back. Um, look. at us. We look great, Emma. It's amazing. to have you here. >> Thanks, guys. >> It is. It is a privilege to be on this. privilege. >> Welcome to the couch. Um, >> is it comfy? Is it as comfy as you. thought? I could take a nap. >> Really? >> Pretty comfortable. Jacob has the good. seat. >> I do have the good seat. >> But if you sit in his seat, you'll never. want to sit back right there. >> It's disgusting. And I The day we got on.

this video, >> I know. And I regret it every day of my. life cuz I was like, if I sit right here. off the good angles. No, you have the. good angles. I have the angles. >> I'm really scared about these angles. >> Today we are going to be discussing the. most crazy conspiracies. The craziest. But are they true? There's only one way. to find out. Today, myself, Kayla, and. Emma are going to be dissecting the. craziest conspiracies and maybe getting. to the bottom of them. >> What's your dream threesome? >> What?

>> A beefy five layer burrito, a chicken. quesadilla, and a soft taco. >> Um, Conrad Fischer's. >> Yep. I was going to say that took the. words right out of my mouth. >> And, um, Michael Se Hall aka Dexter. Oh, I'd say. >> you guys are talking about. >> Justin Bieber and Conrad. Oh, yeah. Can't say that one. Um, >> who's Conrad? >> Regret it. >> This summer I turned pretty. I'm sorry. >> I'm imagining the kid from Cat in the. Hat episode. >> The kid from the.

>> All right. So, conspiracies. I just had. to ask that because I was thinking there. are two girls on a couch. >> Are you guys going to eat or what are we. doing? >> I'm going to eat once we get into it. Like, I'm waiting for the. >> Okay, so am I early? >> Well, I'll unwrap. I'll unwrap it so. it's ready for me. So I can just grab a. slice, you know. >> I can't believe this is an episode. Emma, how are you doing today? >> I'm doing lovely. >> Um, really show my best fit today. Brought.

it out. >> No. Dead ass. Like we're in Javanchi. type. >> Do you think Katie Perry got her um. outfit from Spirit Halloween? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Loki. >> Yeah. >> Low key. >> That was not custom made. >> Oh my god. Okay, let's do it. I'm. excited. I love conspiracies. I used to. be a big Shane Dawson fan until. allegedly his finger went in his. >> What? >> He could with his cat. >> Is that true? >> Yeah. And he peed on Tano. >> A lot of people say no. The internet. says otherwise, but it's that he.

>> his cat unfortunately. And he peed on. Tanojo like Emma just said. >> Yeah. >> You don't pee on people. >> That's not even a conspiracy thing. >> You don't pee on people unconsensually. Can we talk about this conspiracy? >> Huh? My dick in your ass, [ __ ] Okay. >> Okay. >> Real twin. >> Talk about it. >> Conspiracy. All right. So, what conspiracies are we. talking about, Richie? We got a home. screen here.

>> Oh, yes, you do. Cuz I am hiding the. conspiracies on my page right now. So, you guys are only seeing what I'm. dragging up into the screen. >> Oh, >> I got to keep it a little secret for you. guys. All right. Conspiracy number one. Detectives, are. you ready? >> I'm ready. >> Yes, sir. Sir. Yes, sir. >> Hallelujah. >> Let's start with an easy one. >> Is Taylor Swift working with the NFL? >> Yes. >> Ooh. >> Yep. >> Like to bring more viewership. >> To bring more viewership. Specifically,

she brought in 1, two, 3.4 million. >> Oh, >> 123.4 million. I don't know why I. couldn't say that. >> Billion million. But huge spike up for. them and it specifically spiked up. audience like younger audience Taylor. Swift type audience ranging like 18 to. 25ish. >> And I feel like I don't know I haven't. heard much of Travis Kelce and Taylor. Swift together recently so I feel like. it's like. >> okay football season's over. >> Oh, exactly.

>> No, no, no. I will say I actually. disagree with this conspiracy. >> Really? >> I think that Taylor actually met Travis. Okay. Because hear me out. Taylor Swift. does not need that. There's no Taylor. Swift has been offered to play at the. Super Bowl how many [ __ ] times? Denied. Denied. Denied. This girl does. not need like a promotion. Like she's. Taylor [ __ ] Swift. Like I don't think. she would have done that for any money. I think they started dating in private. and they're going to keep panning to her. because it's Taylor Swift. You know,

it's like if Justin Bieber was there, they'd keep zooming in on him, >> right? >> That's true. >> I I don't I don't think she would ever. do. think it's a yay or a nay? >> No, there's no way. Think about it. >> You don't think the NFL is part of this? >> I think it's like. >> I think they're panning to her more. knowing it would spike up viewers, but I. don't think it was like a contract like. you are going to date Travis Kelce and. like. >> Taylor's too famous, too rich, too. iconic. I feel. >> Yeah, she's a billionaire. >> I mean, she dated like Harry Styles and. like people that are like a lot more. >> Yeah, she did.

>> like people that are a lot more like. wellknown. >> I cannot see them dating at all. >> Yeah, they dated like years. They seem. like such like polar. >> Harry Styles and Taylor Swift. >> Yeah. >> Like when he was in One Direction. >> One Direction and it's tort. >> All right. >> One Direction and it's down. >> I feel like it's Halloween. >> Yeah. No, I think she was going one way. One Direction. >> and it was down. >> to Harry and down to his nuts. >> I think she wanted. >> I think Ben I sorry I had I had a.

problem. >> We are not a good to do. >> I think Ben and Boon and Harry Styles. are the same person. >> I think they should date. Yeah, I ship. them. >> Um, yeah, right. Imagine that. Actually, I think that's like a really good. >> I think that's my conspiracy theory is. that you know the substance Benson is. Harry Styles substance. >> Wait, but Harry's. >> or is Harry Styles Benson Boon? >> But what does he look like now? I. haven't seen Harry in a few years since. Watermelon Sugar. >> He's still hot for sure. >> I never thought he was hot. I'm sorry. I'm just being a hater. Are. >> you serious, >> bro? Because if [ __ ] Harry Styles.

released Moon Beam, everybody be like, "Oh my god, I'm wet." But it's because. it's been a moon. Just stop hating on. him. >> I mean, cuz he made like water. >> water high. And apparently I don't care. Let's skip that. >> About like ecstasy. >> I've already ranted about it. >> Yeah, I think it's about drugs. Like. being high. >> Oh, it is. >> And Moon Beam ice cream. That's a cream. pie. >> I was wrong. So, >> let's think about it. All right. Next. one. >> All right. Conspiracy number two. A. Lavine died and is being impersonated. >> Yes. Because didn't she disappear for a. while? >> I'll pull up all the evidence here for.

it. This conspiracy theory start says. that Aver Lavine died in 2003 after the. release of her newest album and replaced. by a body double named Melissa Vandela. >> Why? Why do we think it's Melissa? She. went missing, didn't she? >> Or Melissa. Imagine there's actually a. person named that. >> They're like, "No, I promise I'm not. Aver Lavine.". >> But that's kind of like similar to like. what's happening right now with like. everybody's saying that Selena Gomez is. a clone. She works at Target in Los. Angeles in Hollywood. Have you seen.

that? That. >> what? >> But there's like a guy saying that and. the guy doesn't seem super. >> guys. If you were Selena Gomez and you. got. >> super. >> No. If you're Selena Gomez at Target, just start singing and you're going to. be noticed again. >> What's one of the What's a Selena Gomez. banger that we could all sing right now? >> Oh, I I love you like a love song, baby. >> Oh, I love you like a love song, baby. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I love. >> I love you like a song.

>> That's where I ended it cuz I knew he. was going to do that. >> I love. >> Okay. Wait. So, what [ __ ] consp? So, Aver Leavine, what do we think? I do. think this. My sister told me a lot. about this conspiracy theory cuz she. loved Averil or Averil Lev. It's a. tongue twister. She loved her cuz my. sister's like a little older than I am, like four years. Very much in her. demographic. And I don't know, when she. explained it to me, I believe it, but I. don't really know how to explain it cuz.

like. something changed. >> Her face looks different. Maybe she just. matured. >> Yeah. Like imagine I got a boob job and. everybody's like, "Oh, it's. >> I don't know though." But think about it. like Miley Cyrus, like she changed from. Hannah Montana to now, but you can. definitely tell by her manurisms, by. everything that like that's Miley Cyrus. This girl's manurisms and like. everything is so different. So, it's. like, is that really the same person? >> You know what's a crazy story is I go to. this cafe called I'm not gonna say it.

actually. >> You could just beep that. Okay, this. sounds creepy as [ __ ] but I've seen. Averil Lavine coming out. >> What? >> I've seen I've seen Averiline or. Melissa. What's her name? Melissa. >> Melissa something. >> I think I've seen Melissa somewhere. >> You think it's a clone the way she. >> I don't actually. I think it's her. I. think she just disappeared and people. thought she died, right? >> And also like it looks like she does a. lot, I'm saying this nicely, a lot of. blow. >> and I think that can change your face.

>> I think it's other drugs though maybe. cuz look at like I don't know. I guess. you. >> That's the same person. >> It looks like she had like a Never mind. >> I honestly don't believe this conspiracy. theory. >> Okay, I'll take your word for it cuz. you've seen her in person. And you. probably have like a better. >> I'm like crisscross applesauce. I'm just. ready to chat. >> Yeah. >> Now I I believe this before but yeah. No, I don't think so. I think she. disappeared, got into some drugs and now. she's just like sober and living her.

best life and everybody's like, "You're. a [ __ ] clone. >> I look a lot different than I did at. 16.". >> I look the same. >> You know, >> if you guys dead ass Google a picture. me, you're going to be like, >> "No clone. >> That guy did not get clone. No clone. allegations." And I know he didn't get. clown because he looks the same. >> at 30. >> But Averil does look like she's matured. >> and that's normal. >> I feel like um. like Yeah. If you were to pull up a. picture of me when I was 15 with split. dye hair, like you you'd clone. You'd. say I'm a clone. I feel like we just. know. Like I'm going to say no.

>> I'm saying no to this one. Wait, what. did we say to the last person? >> No, I said no. >> Okay. >> I'm on the no train. I'm on the no. >> Yeah, right now. >> We're saying we're saying no. >> I'm so I'm such a gullible person. I'm. actually the most Kayla showed me a 30ft. wave a picture of a 30ft wave that. apparently hit Oregon and it literally. guys. I've been going up to everybody being. like guys a 30ft wave just hit Oregon. I'm like guys and this is the picture.

I'm showing them and everybody's. believing it. I showed my friend on. Facebook and everybody's believing it. What the [ __ ] This is a stock image. >> That looks fake as [ __ ]. >> Fake as [ __ ] Everybody's believing it. No way. This hit Oregon. I'm like yeah. guys it hit it hit Oregon. >> Yeah. What the [ __ ]. >> You can tell me the sky is neon purple. and I'll be like, "Okay, >> did you guys see the bunnies jumping on. a trampoline AI video that recently came. out?" That. >> Wait, that was AI. >> It was AI. >> See, and that's how that's literally. what people are talking about. How AI is.

just evolving so quickly and tricking. people like images 30 foot waves. Man, >> I saw the same video of like a bear. jumping on a trampoline falling through. I thought that was real, too. >> Oh, that wasn't real. Right. Where are. you guys? My grandmother. >> I I saw a video of an elephant saving a. a bus in India from falling off the side. of a mountain. I did think it was real, >> right? >> Until I checked the comments. >> Is it all AI? >> It is all AI. >> I've been seeing animals going on a. diving board and doing. >> Well, you should know that is fake. >> off of it. >> Emma from Emma.

>> I'm literally like that's. >> thought it was real. There was like an. elephant a giraffe. >> Emma, why the [ __ ] would that be. happening? >> I thought I don't know cuz I've seen. like crazy real things. Like I saw an. elephant do like a handstand. >> Emma, that's not real at a zoo. >> No, you didn't. >> I swear to God. >> I swear to God it's real. It's It's. real. >> No, it was that was somebody in a suit. >> Maybe. >> elephants are not doing handstands. >> I saw it bounced on its head and it put. it still two feet back up. >> Two feet as. >> it was on its like head.

>> I'm going next conspiracy. I'm sick. >> You saw some animal. >> You saw some pea [ __ ]. Oh. >> yeah, you should have recorded that zoo, >> but apparently it's in Texas. >> Was it on your phone? >> Yeah, >> it was AI. >> Yeah, 100%. >> Yeah, Emma, I thought you were talking. about in person. That was on your phone. That was fake. >> Emma, you got to watch out for those. You know, >> Emma, you're you're a prime suspect for. these people. >> Hanging out. >> HelloFresh. >> Fall is here. My favorite time for all.

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>> All right, >> so we have not believed two of them in a. row. >> Let's see. Let's see. I believed both. >> How do you guys feel? Like, are you guys. cozy, too? Like, I'm in like I'm. crisscrossing. I don't hang out with. y'all. >> I don't I've never. >> I don't ever have the power to. >> One time I threw up on a dick when I was. sucking it. >> What? >> Kayla, no one asked for you to say that. I I Okay, what's another conspiracy? I'm. going to keep going. I'm going to keep. going. We need one. >> All right, conspiracy number three.

>> All right, >> I almost did. Stop myself. >> Wait. Let's do Let's get this one. through. >> Guys, let's try to just, you know, stay. focused here, girls. >> Let's stay focused, girls. >> Yeah, girls. Let's all stay focused. >> Girl, I knew. Girls, I thought I had. >> Girls, I'm at a sleepover. >> Oh, I talked to Demarcus. >> Okay. >> He said you vomited all up on that 6. iner. >> Mhm. Next question. >> Can we just Richie? Reggie, back me up. here, Richie. Let's stay on Earth here. >> I got you. >> What's the next one we got here?

>> I got you. To my favorite astronauts. trying to stay on Earth. Was the moon. landing fake? >> Yes. >> Sorry. I. >> It was real. >> It was real. >> Okay. I don't know. I think everything. >> No, but have you guys seen the movie? >> Did you see the green screen? >> No. No, no, no, no. >> Have you guys seen the movie? I have no. [ __ ] idea what it's called. And I. watched it and it was about faking the. moon landing and it seems so legit. I It. is legit. >> The one with uh. >> there's glitches in the Who was that?

>> Oh, fat guy. Fat guy. What's his name? Oh, I'm sorry. Who's that? >> That guy is crazy. >> I got to like think about this, y'all. >> You're going to get cancelled. I. canceled you. >> Who the [ __ ] is riding a bike on the. moon? And why have they not done it. since? >> Were they really riding a bike? >> Yes. Apparently, that's fake. No, that. had to be AI. I don't think they brought. a bike to the moon. >> They did on national television. >> That's what they said. I do remember. that. I think Richie, they said they. drove a bike on the moon. Rode a bike on. the moon, right? >> I'm going to have to fact check that. >> That's why I don't think that's true. >> Wasn't it true?

>> Was it Neil Ar? >> You guys are feeding false information. >> No, it is. >> cuz that's why I was like, that's. [ __ ]. >> Who the where the [ __ ] did you get this, >> Emma? I thought I knew it, too. >> I think they said that in science. >> Like, I actually fear for what you and. Gavin talk about, bro. Jeff is really. tired of my [ __ ] I actually am scared. Where did you get the. >> He takes a big sigh before and he's like. he's like, >> you know, guys, can I say something? The.

other day, this is a conspiracy. I asked. Emma the other day. I go, what are the. colors in the rainbow? She goes blue, yellow, orange, like red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. You say in. the I don't know it. is going orange, yellow like green, orange, purple, like saying it out of. order and then didn't know. Wait, isn't. it blue? Indigo, violet. >> Is there indigo and. >> red, orange, yellow, blue, >> indigo, violet? >> Indigo, violet. >> You literally forgot green.

>> Okay, look. >> What? >> It up, >> boy. G. Oh, >> wait. Is G like like G E? >> Green. >> I told you, [ __ ]. >> Green ain't a real color. >> It says green. >> It says green. >> What do you mean? Green isn't a real color. Have you guys. >> twin? Touch grass. Literally, have you never. grass? >> I will touch grass. >> I got your back, bro. It's not a primary. color. >> Is it actually not?

>> I know primary colors. Red. >> Red. >> Blue. >> Blue. >> Okay. >> Blue. >> Yellow. >> Yellow. >> Let's go. >> I thought there was four. >> I was going to say orange. >> I think that the moon landing was real. >> I agree. I don't still. >> I think. >> Could you imagine? >> Could you [ __ ] imagine you fly to. outer space, you do all that [ __ ]. you're the first man on the moon and. then people like us are sitting behind. microphones being like that [ __ ]. >> That [ __ ] was fake.

>> That [ __ ] was fake. >> This was all during the Cold War. So it. was we were battling Russia like who's. going to make it to the moon first? Who's going to put that flag on the. moon? And we were like we got to do it. first. And so, you know, I think we made. I think we made it to the moon. But the. conspiracy is, is there a shot? They. just filmed this. And. >> to make Russia later just to rush it a. little bit so they're like. >> But do you think Russia would have. exposed us for not having a flag? >> How would they know? They're not up. there. >> They still haven't gotten up there.

>> We're the only people to get up to the. moon. >> technically. >> I don't know. No, I feel like they've. been up there. >> Had to have their technology so. advanced. >> I don't think they've been back. >> Did China's never been to the moon? Their technology is so advanced from. ours even. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. >> So, there's no way they haven't gone to. the moon. >> Is the United States is the only. country? >> Oh, it's fake. >> Yeah, it's fake. >> It's fake. >> So, no one else been out there. >> It's fake. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? >> No, I don't think. All right. You guys. think it's fake? >> Yeah. >> Fake. >> I think it's fake, too. >> You know what? >> No, that's fake. Okay. I was going to be. like, team, we landed on the moon. If.

you're the only people and we have all. this AI, I don't give a [ __ ]. >> And it's like, honestly, think about I. don't know. >> who's going to prove us wrong. Who's. going to prove us wrong? You know how. it's like innocent until proven guilty? I feel like I'm such a I'm such a guilty. until proven innocent kind of. >> I think it's all fake. Think of all the. pictures and like zoom in people do of. the moon. I've never seen anybody zoom. in and see the flag. >> Yeah. And the little craters on the. moon. Fake. >> I don't know about that one. >> Oh, okay. So, >> you know, >> China and India have also achieved.

successful soft landing landings with. robotic missions. So, wouldn't they have. seen it? Can we look up if anybody has. ever seen the flag? >> Yeah, if we can. >> I feel like these days we got like. cameras that can even bounce. >> How did they stuff it in there? >> I don't know. >> Stuff it in the ground. >> Yeah, >> with a stick. >> Like have the robot that's position. >> If we have a robot. graically. like. >> I don't know. So listen, if like if we.

have a something to get to space, I feel. like we'd have something to like get in. the ground. Conspiracy 4. Is gravity. real? >> But then it's like. >> I don't know. >> Maybe this is a conversation for after. It'll make me seem really dumb. >> What were you going to say? >> Isn't it like like helium's in a. balloon? It makes you like float up. Yeah, that's how that's what they have. in space. Like in outer space, you float. up without the technology to stay on the. ground, right? >> What if it's just hella helium? >> So, what I'm saying is how do they get. that flag stick in the ground? Wouldn't. you technically be holding on to it and.

floating into space? >> I don't Yo, what if they're literally. just giving us hella balloons? >> I'll chat GBTU. >> being like, "Yo, have you seen the. videos of the people that get hella. helium balloons and they put it on their. dog and the dog flies away?". >> Yes. And that's so [ __ ] up. >> Makes me sick. >> Yes. Helium is used in the spacecraft. >> You guys are smart. >> Wait, >> guys. But it's not to like lift off. >> So, what is not to lift off? >> But then what is the air in space that. makes you like gravity?

>> One time I went in the air in space. Oh. Cuz there's no gravity. Gravity holds. you down. Each planet has its own. different levels of gravity. So there's. like images and there's videos that kind. of explain everything. Videos of them. jumping. >> Yeah. But that's my dream. >> Flag. They like sledge. Remember that. >> I want to be able to jump like that. It's so fun. Like that's my dream. >> One time I went to the Air and Space. Museum in DC and they have this thing. where you like feel what gravity is. like. And I threw up inside of. >> You did it? I want to do it. Where' you. go?

>> In DC. I threw up. I've been there, but. I was like super little. I was like five. in the loop and I was like, "Oh, that's. too much.". >> Were you floating? >> Yeah. Type [ __ ]. >> Or or you could get in a plane. >> and they do they have a thing Mr. Beast. did it where you they have plane rides. where they go all the way up and then. they go straight down so you have zero. gravity but the plane's like nose. diving. Mr. Beast did it. >> Conspiracy theory 5. Is that what Katy. Perry did? >> I think so. >> Wait, what? Yo, Katy Perry was in a. spaceship that was actually like it.

looked like a spacecraft, but they just. dropped the plane and she floated and. they got the pictures. >> But I don't think it looked like a plane. though. >> It didn't look like a spaceship. >> Let me see it. That's so pathetic. >> She didn't even have time to sing. California girls before they brought. them back down. I mean, >> that's ridiculous. >> I don't think it's fake. I think it was. just very knocked off. Like, it was so. overexaggerated. She didn't go to space. She went through the ozone layer. The. [ __ ] went through the sound zone. Get. the [ __ ] out. So, what do we think about. what do we think about the moonlanding? Yes or no? >> No.

>> Yes. >> No. >> If America's the only place. >> against one. So, then we all say no. >> And then what do we think about Katy. Perry? >> I think she did do it. She. >> as bad as it as much as I just wish cuz. she's knocking out little boo boos. She's. >> Have you seen her reptile eyes too? I. think she is a whole person is fake. Has. anybody. >> You think she's a lizard? >> I uh maybe. Yeah. Guys, what I I think about this. conspiracy a lot, the lizard people. What is the point of that? Like, what is. the point of a lizard person? >> Have you seen Spider-Man?

>> They have the lizard. >> But what's the point? What's the point? Like, why do you think lizard people, what are they going to do to us? >> My bad. >> That was the funniest thing. >> Maybe there's water. >> Then why would it be Katy Perry? >> He had a reason for it in the movie. >> Was it the lizard? Okay, I got to talk. about this real quick cuz the the. lizard's reasoning in that movie makes. no [ __ ] sense. His his goal in the. movie is to turn everyone else into. lizards. >> into lizards.

>> Isn't it? >> Wait, but what if that's what they're. trying to do? >> But what if that's the conspiracy? >> Like, what if Jeff Bezos and all these. guys are just trying to turn. >> conspiracy 5, the Illuminati and lizard. people? >> I mean, honestly, low key. >> think about all think there's some. lizards out there. >> Yes. Because it's like you can get like. it's like in the movie like in. Spider-Man when they shoot the tail off. and then just grows right back. Why. would you not want to be a lizard? It's. like you're immortal. >> Cuz you're a lizard. Yo, are lizards. immortal? >> I'm pretty sure.

>> I don't think. >> I don't. >> One time I had a lizard and it was a. leopard gecko and I. >> I have one. I have one. >> You Oh my god. No. At my mom's house. Yes, I do. Oh yeah. No, not at my. apartment. >> In your apartment in LA. I was like, you. don't feed that thing. Then. >> I was like, oh, I hope not. >> No, no, not at my mom's. I picked it up. one time and its tail fell off and when. it gets scared the tail falls off like. you said about the regenerative. rivetative. properties. >> Yeah. You know, I think the tail grows. back again. Or maybe it never does, but.

yeah, it fell off one time. >> I think that if we were to be anything, it wouldn't be lizards and it would be. birds. >> Aliens. >> Birds. >> What if we're all aliens from another. planet and we just don't remember? What. is the thing? >> I'm trying so hard to be like deep in. this episode. >> Okay. >> But for me, this is all. >> Do you want to hear one of my. conspiracies? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Tune in. Little children. >> Little children's crazy. I'm an elder.

>> You're 22. >> I'm elder. >> I'm 22 in two days. >> Oh my god. I'm 20. >> We're 20s. >> Okay. I think that um so you know the. airplane that went missing. >> Ameilia Airhearts. >> Malaysia. >> Jacob, why are we. >> Ameilia Air [ __ ]. >> All right. >> Well, you know the Malaysia flight? >> No, >> the Malaysia 3. It's like Oh, [ __ ] those.

numbers up. It's like Malaysia. >> Yeah, 370. You're right. Um [ __ ] it. um was flying and disappeared off the. radar. Like it has never been found. And. it was literally just flying and like. disappeared. >> Yeah. >> With like so many people on it. Like. imagine like a airplane with like 300. people on it and then it just. disappears. Nobody knows where it goes. >> What the [ __ ]. >> I think what happened honestly is that. it did enter a wormhole into like a. different dimension. I believe in that. [ __ ] that there are different dimensions. because here's the thing. The universe I. love universe [ __ ] The universe never.

stops expanding. So the thing is if it. never stops expanding there has to be. >> there's a universe out there where you. and I are dating and married and happily. married. >> I thought that was this one. >> with kids. >> I thought that was. >> or this one. It's what I meant to say. because they switched it actually to the. >> to the universes of the parallels. >> Can I be a godmother? >> Because they actually found that in the. studies. They actually did a study on. that. K. >> But then think about this. I have a.

question for you. How how is no other. plane went through that same? >> Because if it was too many, we would it. would be so [ __ ] suspicious. What I. think is that there are different. universes with the same people. So like. we have doppelgangers, the same it is. you. Okay. So for instance, >> so Justin Bieber is actually not real. >> Don't tell. >> So you took that one wrong. >> Listen, like the whole theory is like. you know when like you make a decision, it's like I could do this or this. You. may make this decision in one universe, but in the other universe, you made the.

other decision. So, in another universe, you have a completely different outcome. on life. Like, in another universe, you. could have never dropped shirt. You said. you don't want to do that. So, you're. working at like a space place. And Emma, you [ __ ] decided when you were five. Now, you're a [ __ ] artist. That too. So, like the thing is that we have. different universes and when you make a. different decision, the other decision. happens in another universe. Yeah. And I. believe in that. >> I actually do believe in that. The. butterfly effect. I think I I think in. another universe I uh died in a car. crash. >> Oh, that's awful.

>> Well, yeah. I think I I didn't make it. through the one that I was in. That's my. opinion. >> That's terrible. I'm sorry. >> Or. >> I'm seriously sorry. >> I think it was good in another universe. >> Be alive in this one. >> I think also in another universe. >> Yeah. >> I think my dad would have loved me. >> Whoa. In a parallel universe, I would. have never been adopted. Oh, guys, we surf. >> Why did everyone say, "Oh, I wanted. people to laugh." What the [ __ ] Y'all. are lame, bro. I'm just kidding.

>> Oh, can I add in. >> another universe? I didn't get beat. >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. >> Okay. I don't like how quiet it went. I. mean, >> yo, that's actually real though. In. another universe or a parallel universe, >> I would have never met. >> It's like the opposite of what we are or. like a different. >> It's the butterfly effect, right? Isn't. that what that is? In a parallel. universe, you and I decision and we had. kids and now we're already married and. we're raising our kids in Kentucky. >> Do you know how short they would be? >> Why, bro? >> Because I'm 54 cuz I'm 5'4.

>> I'm 6'8, though. >> I don't know, though. Cuz honestly, Jacob, have hope because both my parents. have. >> hope. >> I'm saying like. >> what the [ __ ] does that mean, Emma? >> Have hope. >> Both of my parents. >> What is this? >> Have hope. This is a targeted attack on. my height. >> I am a tall man. I'm above average. >> I'm half an inch above average. >> What is average? >> I think 5'8 and I'm 5'8 and a half.

So I say 5'9. >> Wait, let's But both of my. >> No way. It's 5'9. No, I'm 5'9 and a. half. >> That's what it is. Yeah. >> Yeah, that's it. Yeah. >> Anything above average. I am 5'4. I'm. Oh, wait. I'm five for men and five I'm. 5'8. I'm average. >> How tall are you, Emma? >> I'm like 5'7, 5'8. >> Really? >> Emma's tall. We can stand up. >> Dang. >> Let's go.

>> My hair's really knotted. Actually, don't look at it right now. >> Your heads are not on camera. I just. need to say. >> spinning. >> My hair is really. >> I'm in the right uniform. It'll be fine. >> Jacob, it looks like you have a BBL. >> Does it look like I have a fat ass? >> Yeah. >> Oh, wait. >> Doing justice. >> Do you guys believe in reincarnation? >> Yes. What do you think you were in. another life?

>> A butterfly. >> I was a sea turtle. >> and I got eaten. >> Eaten. >> Sorry. Your eyes got so wide and it was. he went I was a six-year-old that was. real. >> and I got eaten. >> The fact it came so quick must mean it's. real. >> You said that [ __ ] so proud. You're a. spit that came out your mouth. >> But because it was real probably that's. my subconsciousness. >> Dude, I think I was. >> Huh? >> I actually I'm going to be honest. I'm.

going to be really honest. >> Okay. Be so Wait, Kayla, be even more. honest than you were going to be. >> Okay. Okay, I'm going to go back to the. old times back in like medieval times. I. think I was like a queen. I think I was. ruling it. >> Queen Kayla, >> but like if you. >> Queen Cocoa, >> Queen cuz like I don't know. I just. think No, I actually lied. I can't lead. for [ __ ] I'm not doing that. I lied. Okay, if I'm going back like past. lifetime, like before I was born, 2004.

>> Um I honestly think that maybe I might. have been like honestly. like a nutcracker. Oh, that's a room. That's not a Christmas. Not a real thing. >> That's a That's how you That's an. inanimate object. >> Okay. Then then a dolphin. >> A dolphin. >> A dolphin. Then. >> wait, let's go back to the nutcracker. thing. Were you cracking nuts? >> I I Yes. >> Who's actually to be honest, if you. could go back in history and crack. anybody's nuts, who would it be?

>> Can I be honest? >> Abraham Lincoln. >> I was about to say Abraham Lincoln. I'm. not joking. >> Why you trying to crack his nuts? >> But like in a good way. Somebody that's. good to taste them. >> No, I wouldn't choose him. I would. choose Leonardo DiCaprio in his prime. >> Would you eat his nuts? >> Oh, that would have been crazy to say. >> Conspiracy five. Nick Cannon has 12. children. >> Who the [ __ ] is that? >> That's a fact. >> You don't. yet. >> I was like, wait. Married to Mariah. Carey. >> America's Got Talent. >> Married to Mariah Carey with two kids. with Mariah Carey. >> Yeah, he's.

>> 10 kids with other people. >> Yes. Is he having these many kids to. harvest their organs? >> This is real. >> What would that mean? What would that. mean? To harvest their organs. What. would be the purpose of that? >> Diddy. >> Yeti. >> Diddy. >> Yep. >> Do not do not put Nick Cannon in the. same category ever. >> He was probably going there with his 12. kids. >> No, he likes busting nuts and Mariah. >> How do you know? >> Oh, busting nuts. That's true. Honestly, maybe he just likes unprotected sex.

Yeah. And it has a very high. >> weak as [ __ ]. >> Okay. There's no way he'd be do He's so. rich. He does not need to donate his. organs. >> I'm about to pull out. I'm about to pull. out. >> But he's definitely not paying child. support to 12 different kids. >> He has a breeding kink, guys. >> Oh, >> I didn't even think about that. >> What does that mean? >> It's like where you like continuously. want to like get people pregnant or be. pregnant? There's this girl on TikTok. >> I think I There's this mom on Tik Tok. who has 14 kids. Have you seen her?

>> No. >> She constantly is getting pregnant. because she has a breeding kink. Like. she always is pregnant. She's not She. has not not been pregnant in 14 years. >> What if Nick Cannon's trying to like. >> get his DNA to take over the world? >> Right. That's what I was thinking. Like. >> the 12 and they make 12 more each and. then you've got what's 12 * 12? 144. >> Yeah. >> Then you have 144 people. Or you could. be a sperm 12 and before you know it,

they take over the whole population. America's Got Talent hid in that golden. buzzer. >> Yo, Nick Cannon must have something. different as a sperm. >> Did you hear about that guy who was a. sperm donor? He had like 900 kids or. something. >> No way. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And that's. couldn't be enough. >> You know, >> probably 100 grand. >> How do you even have that much to go. around? >> I don't think he's or he's harvesting. organs. I think he just likes to [ __ ]. >> Nick Cannon. He definitely has a. breeding king though. >> You know, one time I did an interview. with him.

>> Like I've been on a Nickelodeon show. that he was the host of. >> You been on Nickelodeon? >> It was like a talk show and I sat down. with him and he interviewed me. >> Are you serious? >> Do you think he bro? >> That's conspiracy number what? >> Like Snake Eyes. >> Number six. >> Number six. Nick Cannon is a robot. >> I don't think there's anything online. Oh, what are we looking up? Oh, yeah. Wait, look up. I don't know if it ever a. aired. Uh, yeah. Let's see. >> No way. Guess the word. Is that you?

>> Yeah. >> Jacob, how long ago was this? >> This looks recent. >> 2017. No, it's not that one. It was like a. show called like Wait, what did y'all. say? All right. Come on. >> I don't think you collect what she said. >> I didn't. What did you say? Say it now. or else I'm leaving. >> You said it looks recent. Like I said, guys, I have not been. cloned. >> I think you're the [ __ ] theory. What. the [ __ ] is injected in your skin to.

where like you literally like like like. what is it? Wait, can we look up what it. means to to have the same face for seven. years? >> All right, bro. >> No, but that's a good thing. >> Like, come on, bro. >> That's not a. >> What the [ __ ] are we doing? >> You're a theory. You're a conspiracy. theory. >> Oh my god. Yeah. Look up Jacob Stori. Jacob Sartorius stays looking so young. >> is generally normal. >> I want to know if there's a conspiracy. theory about Jacob.

>> Throughout the duration of this podcast, I'm calling it I'm going to have a. transformational growth where I'm just. full beard. Just. >> you want a beard? >> You want a beard? >> No. >> I was going to say. >> conspiracy theory. Is that rude? Oh my. gosh. >> Rude to fans. The sweatshirt song. >> The sweatshirt song is a whole. conspiracy. It's not real. Google AI. manipulative relationships. sparking discussions about the song's. message. >> What is wrong with sweatshirt? I can't. read it. >> What was the real message behind it?

>> Guys, it was a nice gesture. It was. like, if you're cold, you can wear my. sweatshirt. If you're not ready for my. kiss, then baby, wear my sweatshirt. >> That's a nice thing to do. >> Did she Was she not ready? This is the. the Jacob theory. Okay. >> Was she not ready for your kiss? >> Probably not. >> You had a certain girl in mind when you. wrote that song. Let's hot seat him. Yeah. Who was a girl of mine when you. wrote that song? >> Um, actually I was in like sixth or. seventh grade and uh it was a common. thing where girls would come over and. hang out, you know. I had a lot of uh.

friends of the opposite. >> pocket [ __ ] We heard it. >> Gender. No, not just rubber friends. I. had human friends, too. Um, and uh yeah, they would take my sweatshirts and I. would see them wearing them in the. halls. I do that to stay at school. And. so I was like, if you're not ready for. my kiss, then you can wear my sweatshirt. >> to them. You said that to them. No, I. just said it. You wrote it and you wrote. it. >> Yeah, it was like a subtle little thing. >> Did you ever not get your hoodies back? >> I've never gotten any of them back. >> Do you think they're on eBay? Do you. think you were being wrong? You guys.

both have. >> I have like five of your sunglasses cuz. you leave. >> and you probably have a couple hoodies. >> I actually don't have any hoodies. >> Oh, what does that mean? You're not. >> I'm a victim to the song. Now, let me. tell you something. Do you think do you. think that you were getting robbed and. they were making it a cute gesture? They. just wanted your your clothes and they. were making it cute. >> Is that the conspiracy that that people. were like being flirty but lowkey. robbing you and then you made the song. to try to cover robbed?

>> Yeah, you were covering up for being. robbed by. >> That's a lot of money down the drain. How do you think your parents feel about. that? >> They're definitely not happy about that. >> What was your favorite hoodie you lost? Uh, there's probably a thrasher hoodie. that one hits deep. That one cut deep. >> No, that [ __ ] hurt. >> What time did you write that song? >> Um, I was 13 years old. It was with a. guy named Tyler. And. >> how long did it take? >> Was it ghost in New Jersey? Um, >> was it ghost? >> I mean, low key, like low key, it was.

mainly this guy Tyler. Like I had never. written a song before and he was like, "Oh, let's make some songs." And the. first two songs we made were Hit or Miss. and Sweatshirt. >> That's the first two songs I ever. released. >> Was it a hit or a miss? >> I would say a hit. I have two gold. plaques. >> Hit or miss. >> That was so rich to say. That was like. so like. >> you got a boyfriend. I. >> look I took a picture in Virginia of my. wall in Virginia. I have my gold plaques. >> of like for from Spotify. >> You have Spotify plaques? >> No, it's RIA. It's Look at this. Ready?

>> What is that? I'm going to. >> I actually took a picture. >> Why don't you have it in LA? What? Shape. them over. >> What? >> I can't see that far. >> Why is that not at your [ __ ]. apartment? >> That's the sweatshirt one. >> Yeah, keep that at your apartment. >> Richie, can I airdrop it to you? >> Totally. Yeah, >> cuz I'm not going to remember. >> Put that in your [ __ ] apartment, >> right? That's like better than a you. plaque. >> Did they just randomly send it to you? >> No, you actually have to pay for them. Isn't that crazy? Wait, what? Once once.

the songs go whatever ria certified gold. or whatever, >> then you have to pay like 300 bucks per. plaque. >> Are you. >> Wait, how did you know it went platify? >> My managers knew. I don't know. >> That's insane. >> I don't keep up with anything. >> I want to see Spotify for that cuz are. you joking? You have to pay $300 to get. a reward. >> You may even have the song. >> The RI AA theory. >> Not real. >> All right, let's look it up. Very real.

>> Yo, why do they charge people? That is. weird. >> Yeah. Have you never really Cuz it's. your achievement. It's your reward. What. else do they do? >> But also, when I dropped sweatshirt and. hit or miss, it was when iTunes was. still a thing before Spotify. That's how. old I am. I'm like I'm like a. >> We're the same age. >> Yeah. All right. Well, that's when it. happened. >> Jacob, I'm a year older than you, so. you're making me feel real. People look. back then people paid 99 cents to. download something on iTunes. There. wasn't Spotify.

So that's how it got that faster now on. on Spotify. >> How do you see your purchases? >> Um I don't know. >> I I might have it bought. I just went on. my iTunes cuz you just reminded me to. check. I have hit or miss and sweatshirt. purchase. >> So you paid for both? >> I paid for it. I I literally paid for. these when I was a dollar. What's 99. cents plus 99 cents? 80 $188. >> Yeah, I also have a Joey Gpha song. purchased. And I have um a Bad Baby.

song. >> What? >> Three of them. Actually, Gucci flip. flops, high [ __ ] and the these hoes. >> Wow. If only you had three of mine. >> Wait, I You want to know something so. silly about that? When I was, I think, 15, my sister um and me snuck out on. Cinco deio from Tampa, Florida. Drove to. Orlando, Florida in my mom's car and saw. Bad Baby live. Um waited in the rain for. 2 hours. So we were like right up there.

like right on the stage when she was. performing Gucci flip flops. [ __ ] hit. >> your [ __ ] in the socks. This a big. watch. I was on her wrist for the watch. >> And she pulled up one of my friends on. stage like to like her and I I will. stand by baby for the rest of my life. I. love that girl. >> She's a baddie. Me. >> even though she told me to die. >> Florida girl. Oh, she told you to die. She did. >> Wait, are you serious? >> Yeah. Can I just say that this is my favorite.

episode that we've ever done and it's. probably going to get the least amount. of views. >> But hey, but we did it for us. >> Yeah, we did. >> You know, when they say do it for you, man. >> You know, [ __ ] the numbers. [ __ ] this. Do it for you. This is what they meant. >> Just a bunch of friends chopping it up. on a couch. >> Yeah. Can I just try to convince both of. you guys that I just landed from the. planet of Z? You could do that wearing. normal clothes. >> Watch this. Ready?

Ready? And say, Richie, say action. Say. like and rolling. And then say action. And I just landed from a from a. different planet. And I'm here now. >> Heard that. >> Okay. >> All right. Rolling. We have sound. Speed. Action. >> Boo. >> Tomato. >> Hello. >> Tomato. Tomato. >> Hi. Hey, what is your name?

>> Are you fro. >> [ __ ] Are you German? I'll feed or. zane, [ __ ]. >> Guten, >> I just landed from the planet of Zenith. >> What's your name? >> What's your name? >> Uh, Mama. >> Gu. >> My name is Vama. >> Mama Gu. >> Vama, what's your name? Gu. Say hi, mama. Gu. Hi, Va. Hi, Vama. cuz. I just landed here. Who? I don't even. know. >> Did you forget to film a self tape and.

you're doing it on air now? >> I'm just going to sit over. >> Can I say that was actually good? Like. your eyes like I like your eyes were. just like dead like that whole time. It. was really good. That was really good. >> Thanks guys. >> I'm excited for the movie. >> Thanks. Oh yeah, guys. By the way, somehow I got in a movie. >> Hopefully I don't [ __ ] the bed. I hope you don't pee in the bed either. >> Or in the Uber. >> Oh, that's so funny. Isn't that. >> making a joke about the time I peed in?

Uh, well, I never said it was a Uber. >> That's a crazy. position. What is a justosition? >> Not a word. >> Jing have to Google that. >> What is a juiposition? >> The Jacob theory. What the [ __ ] coming. out of his mouth? >> What is a juxiposition? The Jacob. >> What are you talking? >> That's a real word. >> It is. >> Oh, I was looking around like Wait, I look.

really comfy like this. >> It looks like we're touching. >> Damn. You want to play footsies? >> Yo. >> Oh my god. We rock paper scissors. This. >> Yo, you guys want to play footsies? >> Just paper. play footsies. >> How was that a word? >> The fact of two things being I don't. think I used that correctly. And no, it's a contrasting thing. So it's like. the justosition like the difference. between this. >> contradicting effect. >> Did I use that right? >> Contrasting. >> Ah, >> what was I? >> What was the context? >> Oh,

justosition between peeing in an Uber or. a normal car. >> Oh yeah. See what you guys did there was. actually plotting against me. So you. actually prefaced it by being like, "Oh, you peed in an Uber. That was your joke, right?" But I never car. >> It could have been could have been a. Uber. We don't know. I don't know. >> You know, I I pee in a vehicle with all. my friends in it and they didn't know. >> They definitely knew.

>> No, I feel like your pee doesn't smell. >> You don't think so? >> No. >> I appreciate that. >> Yeah, that's nice. >> I think I feel like you. >> you have like you like clear piss. >> clean smelling pee, >> you know? I think you guys do, too. >> Thank you. >> Thanks. >> Conspiracies. Conspiracy number seven. I think we're. on seven. >> The asparagus theory. >> Why is that so good? The asparagus. theory. >> Asparagus is actually broccoli.

>> Aspar. >> actually cucumber. >> Asparagus is chlamydia and that's why. your pe smell. >> Why do you pee yellow after eating. asparagus? >> Chlamydia yellow. >> It makes me smell. >> Oh, it makes your pee smell. Peas always. >> and I love asparagus, so I like try not. to eat it as much because I just can't. deal with it. >> Wait, aren't aren't um. asparagus and Brussels sprouts part of. the same family? >> Yeah, I think so. That sounds all right. >> Don't Brussels sprouts. >> so what if they got into a fight because.

they're family members and then. >> and they were like, "No, I'm actually. you.". >> And then it's like the one meme with the. Spider-Man where they're like pointing. at each other. >> Oh my god. Spider-Man's on my I'm watching. Spider-Man later. >> figured it out. >> and that's why your piece. >> because cucumbers are actually. >> asparagus. No, it was a sparag. >> and that's why you fart.

>> after eating it. >> Jacob, I think you just broke new. ground. >> Do you think weed and it's all in the. same thing? >> Weed? Oh my god. Weed comes from asparagus. >> That might be true. >> Oh my gosh. Cuz they're all green. >> Who said that? >> And your socks are green. So then that. actually means. >> Oh my god. It's like the color library. when you're wearing green. >> Dr. Barrett eats asparagus.

>> That did your boob job. >> He ate asparagus or the proced. >> There's asparagus in my tits. Oh my god. It's not even like a a little package. It's just a bunch of. >> I was about to be like time to get my. fruits and veggies. >> If you were [ __ ] a girl who who who. is breastfeeding, would you suck her tip. milk? >> Yes. >> Sorry, >> Richie. What would you do?

>> I'm basically reass. >> I'm saying whatever Richie said. >> Would you drink a girl's breast milk. while sucking on her titties if you knew. she was pregnant? You were [ __ ]. Did she ask me to? >> She's a confusing character. >> She never asked, but she never said no. But you're sucking on her tit and. there's some milk coming out. Are you. going to stop sucking and be like, "Yo, are you going to drink the milk?". >> Oh, freak. On three. Are you ready? >> Okay. >> On three. One, two, three. >> You didn't go. I knew you weren't going.

to go. I knew you weren't going to. All. right. This time. This time. This time. >> Sorry. >> One, two, three. Yeah. No. >> All right. All right. All right. On this. on this one on three and we're actually. going to say it this time. >> This time we're actually. >> I thought he was nodding his head and. Jacob said yes. >> No. All right. Ready? Okay. One, two, three. No, [Applause]. >> you just said. >> All right, bro. Richie just Richie, >> stand up. Jacob, you said yes. >> No, I run that [ __ ] back. You said yes.

>> Emma, Emma, put an instant replay. One, two, three. Yeah, >> you said yes. >> So you would drink her boo. >> Hell no. I don't even like milk. >> You want to drink? >> I never drank milk. >> You like it? >> I was one of the babies that never. >> Were you a formula baby? >> That's why I look so young. I never. drank milk. >> It was It was a formula. Michael also. looks young. >> Oh, and he hasn't changed. >> Yo, >> and he's adopted.

>> Oh my god. >> Conspiracy number seven. our adopted. children. >> He also had changed in 17. I'm not even. kidding. My ex-boyfriend, he was adopted. >> He looked the same since I started. dating him and we were 15 and he's dead. ass 23 right now. Looks the same way. >> Like so young. Same thing. Like and he. and he was like put out. >> a fire station when he was like born. So. same [ __ ] Doesn't know any of his like.

actual like family. You like never got. breastfed? Nothing. >> Wow. Wait, guys. I think we cracked. something. >> Wait, that actually might be something. >> But you were a formula baby. Your mom. said. >> you never got breastfed. Maybe it has to. do with like connection. >> Yeah. >> Or some. >> Ooh. The isolation. >> Yeah. At a young age. >> The sadness and depression. >> It makes. >> the loneliness of an adopted child. >> I think this might be something. I think.

we need to start asking more questions. about this to other people. >> Yeah. If you're adopted in the. >> I sent a picture of your face from 5. years ago and now. >> I bet you I bet you who bets that. there's another viewer of the show that. was adopted. >> Million%. Any any fans of the show that. are adopted, please DM pictures on. Instagram. >> Send the pictures. We'll go through this. segment in like another week. >> Wait, I might have a rebuttal. >> We'll revisit. Evan was adopted and that. [ __ ]. >> But has he changed in look? Has he.

changed his look? >> He's just a terrible human. >> That's true. >> I don't think Don't put that on all. adopted people. >> I don't know what he looked like at all. at the age of. >> He must be really ugly, honestly. >> Really? >> Yeah. Anyways, sorry. I think this. conspiracy is real though. Was James. Charles adopted? >> Can we do a James Charles theory? Can. you look up. >> I actually specifically Googled to try. to find one. There's not. It'd be funny. He doesn't have any. I was really. looking for one. I thought it'd be so. funny, but.

>> it's like, is he still a. >> conspiracy 8? Conspiracy theory number. eight. Let's all start by thanking. Beyonce. Thank you, Beyonce. >> Agreed. Illuminati. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. Illuminati. Illuminati. Why did. I clap? >> He's in. That's why you made sweatshirt, you freak. Jacob, if you're going to. award for sweatshirt. >> Yeah. You had to go. >> You think that song won an award? >> That you had to go on stage for? Never. >> Did you win a Kids Choice Award? >> I was nominated one year. >> Oh, that's cool. >> Never won it before.

>> I've never won an award. >> Did you get slimed? >> Never. >> Slimed off stage. >> No. You know, we're going to win best. podcast of the year. One one year. >> All right. Oh, I But on the head. >> Damn. You're real fortunate. You've. never been. >> I've never been slimed. Have you guys. ever been slimed? Standing here. >> Have you guys been slimed by in the. bedroom type [ __ ]. I'm sorry. >> You've never been slimed out. >> You guys, I'm deep. >> You've never been sled out. >> I'm deeply sorry for that. >> You've never been slimed by like a.

friend or anything. >> What does that mean? >> You don't know what? >> No. >> Wait. >> All right, let's watch this. >> I also have to say thank you to Beyonce. Just thought we would keep the dance. community safe. >> What did she say? >> I want to thank Beyonce for keeping the. dance community safe cuz it's a theory. that you have to thank Beyonce cuz she's. the head of the Illuminati. If you don't. thank her during your acceptance speech, you will get banned and like you won't. win. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. Play it from the. top. shunned from. >> I have a specific example I want to talk. about with this one too. I also have to say thank you to Beyonce. Just thought we would keep the dance.

community safe. >> everybody. Beyonce, you got great music. We all love to dance to it. We all love. you. Anyways, I am up here tonight. >> Say, bro, you're not part of the. Illuminati. They didn't invite you. >> Jojo wanted to be a part of something. >> Jojo, they didn't invite you, bro. >> Well, she I think she did that as a joke. though, right? Because of like the like. >> or. >> like I think she was like mocking the. community that does say things. >> Yeah, she them. I'm pretty sure. >> I I think the biggest example thing of. this is uh Taylor Swift winning the.

Grammy, not thanking Beyonce, and then. Kanye running up, stealing the mic, and. saying, "No, Beyonce should have won. this, this, and that." The theory is. that Kanye West saved Taylor Swift's. life, but then why would they hate each. other? >> Wait, let's see that video. Can we see. that clip? >> I got chills. >> That makes sense. >> Wow. Were Beyonce and Kanye close or did they. not like each other? >> Very close. Jay-Z is one of his closest.

collabs. >> So, do you think Kanye was at the Diddy. parties? Cuz JC Jay-Z and Diddy were. very, very close. That means Beyonce was. also at the Diddy. >> It could have it could have happened. >> A strong possibility. >> And Taylor would never be seen at a. Diddy party. So, >> wait, what is this? [Music]. >> Oh, I remember this. thought. >> I remember this live, actually. >> Uh, I sing country music, so thank you. so much for giving me a chance to win a. VMA award. I.

>> Okay, Pink. >> Yo, Taylor, >> I I'm really happy for you. I'm going. let you finish, but Beyonce had one of. the best videos of all time. [Applause]. >> One of the best videos of all time. >> Oh. [Applause]. How do you even what did she do after? >> I don't know. I think that. >> what did she even say after that? >> Like how do you.

>> I think she was just like I. >> I was standing on stage and I was really. excited because I had just won the award. and then I was really excited because. Kanye West was on the stage and then I. um then I wasn't so excited anymore. >> Did you stop a lisp? Taylor's a clone. >> Look at her face. That's actually so. >> Taylor Swift. >> Yeah. I don't know. That's very Kanye to. do though. I think he was just kind of. being a dick. >> Was he just crashing out? >> I think he was kind of crashing out low.

key cuz watching that back it seeming. like a Kanye crash out and like but. Beyonce's reaction to it was also like. okay thanks you saved her. You know it. was very much like oh okay. >> that's what it is for me. Her reaction. is everything cuz. >> yo. >> she would have been like what the [ __ ]. like what are you doing or been like. covering her face but she was like okay. girl yeah look. >> she was like wow. >> like okay thanks. >> you survived. >> right literally very much you survived. >> freaky in that I don't know I I will say. right now and give me hate for this if.

you want I've never been like a huge. beyond like Beyonce like fan we did see. her in concert cuz the tickets were like. literally like night of just impulsively. it. >> Um, >> what are you guys looking for? >> Don't worry about it. Don't worry. Um, >> what's that? >> But like her old music obviously love. old Beyonce so much. Like drunk love, but like. >> I'm not the huge fan. >> I think. Taylor's ass. I think it was like.

>> just to kind of be. >> all night. >> I love drug. >> I'm going to say yes to this one. >> Yes to this one. Jacob, >> you think you think Kanye did it to save. Taylor's life, though, cuz they've had. beef for like. >> I'm I'm not going to say on that. I'm. going to say that Beyonce is a part of. the Illuminati, not. >> is related to Kanye. >> I think Beyonce is a part of the. Illuminati. >> What even is that? >> Shut the [ __ ] up. >> Shut. >> I do love Beyonce's daughter, though.

She's so talented and Blue Ivy. >> Blue Ivy is so cute. >> Yes. >> But I do think she has evil parents. Shout out to them. >> Did you see they said there's a big. spacecraft headed to Earth? >> Wait, what? >> It's like they announced that. >> Was it AI? >> No. In 2026, they're saying there's a. unknown object flying towards Earth. >> No way. >> That's the size of uh. >> Is it an asteroid? >> I don't know. I think aliens are real.

>> Yeah, 100%. >> Like, I'm not going to lie. They also. say that in Area 51 they're keeping. things that are in the ocean and not. >> what if Area 51's in Antarctica and. they've led us to believe that it's in. where do they say. >> Arizona? I think that's a popular theory. >> Nevada. Why can we not go to Antarctica? >> Let's talk about it. >> cuz it's cold. >> You know where else is cold? Russia. >> That is true. bunker in Antarctica. filled with children and inadimate.

objects that shouldn't be seen by the. rest of the world. >> Do you guys think aliens have been. around for a long time? Like. hypothetically built the Egyptian. pyramids. >> Freaky. >> that the pyramids are so weird to me. because of how they're perfectly lined. up with like the sun and [ __ ] and like. how big they are. I. >> and how perfectly chiseled like there. was not tools. There's so many things. that are perfect about the pyramids. Like. >> nah nah nah nah nah. >> What? >> You How do you think they chiseled that.

>> with a little rock? >> If you ask Google AI how the pyramids. were built, they'll. >> If you ask Google AI, one more goddamn. [ __ ] [ __ ] thing. They said I'm dating. Jojo Siwa. >> Skilled labor. in. >> skil engineering. in. ingenious. Sorry, I read it wrong. I. thought that said indigenous. That's. what I thought. >> Like imagine a bunch of. >> genius. >> So I think they just had hella people.

>> They got the smartest of the crew. >> Like back then they didn't have Tik Tok. nowadays. Could you imagine if they were. like guys build the pyramids? >> But what were they for? Like do you. really think that's a tomb? >> 3D printed. 3D printed. >> What if it's a portal. >> to a universe? >> Mhm. where. >> that's where the aliens. >> James Charles doesn't like little. >> or [ __ ] people's boyfriends. >> or ex-boyfriend. >> Those are theories. >> I'll say it. >> [ __ ] you, James Charles.

>> All right. All right. So, >> what's this next one? What do we got? >> Last one. >> Oh, >> Google. >> Nah. N. >> Should we save it for the exclusive? >> Yeah. >> Wait, what is that? I can't see it. >> No. >> Oh, >> it's okay. So, we'll we'll save this one. for the exclusive. So, go to. bangingout.com to see this conspiracy. cuz I have some opinions. >> I will not say anything. Um, >> bangingout.com is what I will say and. we'll talk about it. >> And we just filmed. >> basically now four episodes in one day.

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