TARA YUMMY + JAKE WEBBER RUMORS, LIL TAY CONTROVERSY & SYDNEY SWEENEY’S JEANS | Ep #18 | Bangin' Out
flight boards in like an hour and I have. the boys put in an address to go get. food. >> Uhhuh. >> And um we pull up and I'm like this just. doesn't look right. And we um end up. going to a military base and I pull up. and there are men with AKs. AKs. And I'm like. >> AK-16s. >> M M16 guns. And they're like military. ID. And I'm like I'm just trying to get. to this chicken place. They're like. that's not it. And they're like let me. see your ID. >> That's not it. >> No. Dead ass. out.
>> Banging out. >> Welcome back to the Banging Out podcast. I'm your host, Girthy Vainy Super J. >> And I'm your co-host. Co-host K big. tight K. >> No, imagine. I was like, Kole, I'm your. host. He pulled that out. >> This was the best investment I ever. made. >> He pulled that out of his pants. Mine, guys. >> Cost me 20 bucks. I'm about to sell. this. They all signed it. I'll take off. Babe, how much do you think that would go up.
for? >> I don't know. Um, >> god. But I love that thing. >> Can we talk about like the bop house. experience really quick? Like I feel. like we have to like now that the the. bop is out. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> I have never in my life seen and like. sweetest girls ever. I will say right. now like the bop house like the most. welcoming girls and like if you live in. LA and like you're around a lot of girls. and you're a girl, you really get it. I. know Emma gets this. Like girls out here. are actually ruthless, so rude, so fake, so dismissive. These girls are actually.
so nice. And like I don't know, I love. them. But never in my life have I seen. somebody so rich or a group of girls. that are so rich. >> No, it's it was the craziest house I've. ever been to. And didn't they say it's. like a decent house? >> Yeah, we touched on this in last. episode, but like we were trying to find. somewhere to film and Aisha text me and. she's like, "Oh, we could just like film. at yours. Like text me the address." I'm. like, "We both have apartments. Like I. don't know if that like you're going to. smell catch. >> Yeah. I was like, I don't know how we. could like film with five people in our. apartments. So, she's like, oh, it's.
okay. We have like a decent house you. could pull up here. Like a $75 million. mansion. Mind you, there's an elevator, like spiral staircase, chandelier from. the ceiling, an outdoor pool that. connects to the house. Like, >> I thought Jeff Bezos was going to come. down from the the. >> I swear to God, >> elevator like just being like, "Oh, this. is my crib.". >> The living room dead ass looked like a. hotel lobby. Like it was [ __ ] sick. and I'm like what? Like I actually. thought we were going to pull up to like. an actual like. >> like no it was. >> Do you think they get used to that?
>> Yeah. I mean. >> like do like if you're in houses like. that all the time. You think now they're. just like. >> your standard high decent house, right? >> Yeah. Like your standards get so high. and then we were talking about private. jets. >> She felt bad. No, like like. >> and it's so nice. >> No, it hurt my soul because she actually. was like, "You've never been on a. private jet?" Aw. A. >> And I'm like, not even first class. >> I was like, I'm usually 33E on on Spirit. Airlines. >> And she was like, "No way." I'm like,
>> "Oh, that must be terrible." It's like, "No, my life's pretty good." But now I. feel like my life sucks. >> You know, I'm not joking. After seeing. their assistant, I was talking to Saturn. and I was like, I kind of want one now. >> You should get one. >> I kind of want one. >> You'll get one before I get one. >> Well, you had one. >> when I was like very young. And then. then I've been through the phases of. where the assistant says, you know, this. is how much it is to. >> Is it expensive? >> Yeah. I was I was paying $300 a day. >> $300 a day.
>> How much is that a month? Like. >> that's n grand a month. >> That's. >> if it's 30 days. >> That's crazy. >> Yeah. It was Yeah. But at the time it. kind of made sense cuz I was also a. minor and my parents weren't in LA. So. they were kind of like a chaperone mixed. with like. >> I don't know. I'd be like, "Pick me up a. thing of thing of Titos, please.". >> Nah. Yeah. Hourly rates can range from. God. >> Two. Yeah. I don't know. I want one. I. >> Damn. I was overpaying. >> God damn. Give me my money back.
>> Yo, wait. We got to bleep this name. Yo, give me my money back. >> God damn. No, they're just like a. different type of like. >> Oh, do you remember when we were just. chilling there, hanging out, and they. go, "Oh, our chef just made us. >> a shakuderie board. >> Do you guys want anything?" And I was so. nervous. I was like, "Ah, >> I couldn't go in there.". >> Mind you, like the fact that like I I. briefly looked in the kitchen. I'm. telling you, it looked like, you know, like when you're in like a resort ball. >> They had Gordon Ramsay in there. >> There was somebody cheffing up and then.
like the assistant and like, bro, it was. the private. >> They all had meals after we finished the. podcast. Yes. Like the assistant. >> the assistant went and picked them up. meals. We get we get back there's like. Shake Shack and like Waterburger sitting. on the thing. I'm like what? >> Do you remember when we were going to go. to the mall also after and and um and I. was like, "Yo, I think we're going to. get mobbed.". >> Oh, yeah. >> Like if it's all of us, we're cooked. And Sophie just says to her assistant, "Can you get security to be there in. like 30?". >> Yeah. And she's like, "Oh, bro. What?".
>> No. Like. >> how the hell? That's like ordering. Postmates. >> No, literally like can we have security. in 30? Like the amount of [ __ ] rich, it was actually like so [ __ ]. >> honestly insane. >> I'm in love. What I meant to say was that I had a. great time. >> You're in love with two women at one. time. >> Yo, low key, can we can we Oh my gosh. >> Bop house. >> make 40 Whoa. Wait, wait. $54,000 a.
week. That's lowballing it cuz $43 million. >> No, no, that's just Sophie. Yeah, >> they make over a hundred M a year. Like. you add in Camila and everybody. >> I've just never been around. Like it is. inspiring though because they did come. from nothing which is like so [ __ ]. insane. And now. >> and they're also great people. Like I. don't want people to think we're like. >> [ __ ] Yeah. No. >> No. Like they are actually like very. genuine. I didn't know. >> They just were like kind of like uh. what's it called when like you see. somebody on your feed and they almost. don't feel real. >> Like Yeah. Like.
>> they were just like like on a Tik Tok. thing. >> Yeah. They didn't seem real and then we. met them and they're like actually. actually super cool. >> Really chill. Like I could actually see. myself hanging out with them. Like like. I want. >> I dead ass could see myself taking. Sophie to dinner type [ __ ]. >> Went from Julia to Sophie so quick. >> Can we talk about when they called. Julia? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> After the episode they FaceTime Julia. and they're like say hi to Jacob. Cuz. it's like a joke kind of. I troll on the. podcast about like oh I'm in love with. >> troll. No you go out after the podcast.
and you FaceTime her drunk. No it's not. trolling. regardless of what it is, right? They. FaceTime. and. Julia answers and goes, "He could have. called me.". >> Yes. >> And I was like, "R, >> bro, >> Sophie's going, "Lord, >> I think it's like I like how it's like. two girls from the same group." It's. like you have like um. >> But like I don't know, man. I'm just. like like can you blame me? Like, are. there any guys watching this that are.
like, "Dude, I'd do the same thing, man.". >> Richie, >> hell yeah. I'd sell my left nut for. that, dude. Saturn, >> he'd sell his nut sack. >> Would you? >> Don't lie. >> Damn, Saturn. Don't Hey, >> don't lie. Hey, >> Kayla. Kayla. Kayla. >> He said, "Yeah, >> yeah. >> Hell, hell no." Oh, hell no. >> No. This is the best day of my life. >> I know. And they signed this bopit. >> I was I really they said and I really.
hope that cuz like they said we could go. to Miami with Oh, wait. Another rich. thing. Wait, one more rich thing and. then like I I'll shut the [ __ ] up. But. like I remember we were talking and I. think Sophie was like joking but like. she was like they were talking about. when we go to Miami they're like no like. if you come we have to get a yacht. Like. we have to do a yacht day. I'm like. never even been like on a boat in the. ocean really but like I'm so down. She's. like okay but if we do it we have to do. 6 hours. And I was like. >> yeah. They were like, "Oh yeah, it has. to be 6 hours." It's like, "Nah, I'll. spend a year on that.".
>> What do you mean? >> That's better than anything I've ever. been in. >> Like a bad thing. Like, "Oh, it have to. be 6 hours, though." I'm like, "Okay.". And they're like, "Like, cool.". >> Yeah. They're like, "Well, we have to do. the one with the slides, too." I'm like, "Didn't even know they came in that. making model." Like, seriously, they. made them like that. >> I don't care if I'm so sunburnt that my. skin's falling off. Like, I'm staying on. the yacht. >> I would take a kayak. Like, I'm down. >> I would take a pontoon boat. Bro, I'm. saying. >> with like like bro, I'm used to the. pontoon. Can we look up a pontoon boat? >> That's what I That's the nicest boat.
I've ever been on in my life. >> And you know you know where we rode that. thing around? Rest in Virginia. And you. know how dirty that water is? >> People [ __ ] in there. People [ __ ]. throw up. People leave their regrets in. that [ __ ] lake. It was a lake. It. wasn't. >> Oh, yeah. I've never been on a boat in. the. >> They're like, "Oh, we got to get the one. with the slide." I'm like, "Cool. Like, I'm [ __ ] down. Like, no. That was. insane. Oh, also, I don't know if we. left this in, but they were talking. about the private jet being like 65,000. I was like, guys, if we do it, like,
I'll chip in. >> Did you say that? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Damn. Well, >> I'm like I'm like crying after. >> Can we say the part where uh we went to. the mall? We tried to go to the mall. with them. >> Oh, Saturn, Kayla, and I. And um it was. just hilarious cuz I'm like, "Yo, like. let's go let's go to like Louie." And. Kayla's like, "You're about to spend. your whole paycheck on one bag just to. try to impress.". >> No, literally, I was like, "If we go. into a store, they're buying shit." I. was like, "I'm not joking. Like, my. entire check I got this month, I'll just.
buy something." Like, I was like, "I. cannot walk out of any stores. empty-handed. Like, I'm I'm going to act. so cool. I'm going to like grab [ __ ] and. not check.". >> Kayla was like, "I'm out of Thank god we. didn't go in there. >> I don't own anything designer. I would. have bought my first designer piece. being like, "Yeah, this is my seven.". >> Could you imagine the pain if my card. declined? Like I'm trying to buy Sophie. a bag and it's like sorry sir your. card's declining. I'd be like. >> they bugging. >> that must be a problem on there that. machine online when I get. >> they're like no we can bring another. machine that declines. I'm like. >> so the thing about my bank account.
>> dude my [ __ ] actually declines a lot. because my it's always like fraud. detection and it's really embarrassing. >> Oh [ __ ] I would have gotten calls from. random numbers like hi this is Wells. Fargo. >> Someone stole your car. No it's me. I'm. with Sophie. I'm with Sophie Rain from. the Bob House. Can you please just let. this this charge go through? I'll pay. it. >> Can I get a loan? >> I'm looking for I'm looking for a seven. grand loan. >> No, literally. I was like, Jacob, you. have to give her like a strict limit. Like, >> no, seriously. Like, you can look at the.
rings. >> Yeah. You want the wallets over there? >> Put the rings in wallets. >> No, just like different level of rich. And honestly, like they do deserve it a. lot. Like really sweet girls. It was. just insane. I've only been around like. one other like really rich person in my. life. And. >> I've been around billionaires that don't. live like that. I swear to you. Yeah. I'm friends with the former CEO of. Musicly. His name's Alex Hoffman. We. hang out all the time and he don't live. like that. And he's worth a bill. >> A billion dollar. >> They sold Musicly for a bill. You know, I was supposed to get a percentage of.
that. >> You know how [ __ ] up you would be? >> And that's why we're still friends cuz. he's like, "Dude, I wish I could have. given you a like a cut of. >> How much would that have been? Like a. million dollar? >> It would have been 10 mil.". >> $10 million. You would have got 10. million. >> followers. >> I would have got 1% of the sale. That's. what we were talking. >> Wait. And that just go straight into. your head. >> And then randomly I'm on tour and I find. out they sold musically from the. headlines and I'm like. >> wait. >> how did you miss out on it? >> Because we never signed a contract. It. was all verbal. Like it was like I went. to the headquarters and they were like.
you, Ariel, Lauren, and I think it was. us three and maybe Ari, you know, they. love Ari. >> Yeah. We were like the at the time like. we were. >> Yeah. And Yeah. They promised us the. world and we got nothing. But I'm still. I still got a friendship with Alex and. we're working on some stuff. But. >> no, that's [ __ ] insane. Imagine if. you got $10 million. >> Oh, it would have been nice. I wouldn't. be in my apartment cleaning cat [ __ ]. Uh but uh Oh, do you remember when.
Sophie said, "Um, yeah, we can get any. food you want catered on the plane." I. was like, "Chick-fil-A?" Yeah. You were. like, "No, boo.". >> She was like, "Yeah.". >> Could you imagine eating sushi rolls. 40,000 ft in the air, >> bro? >> God damn. Like, one day we got to do. that. >> We should just drain our bank account. >> We could do one to Vegas. >> Should we just do one today and just. like after that like kind of downgrade? >> I'm so serious though. For my birthday, like we should get a private jet to.
Vegas. That's doable. That's. >> Yeah, we should totally do that. Those. ones are like like doable. >> Yeah, they're. >> Well, how much is this? >> All right, Kayla's turning into the bop. house. >> She got so much money. She's like, >> we could do it. Oh, wait. To Vegas. Oh, okay. >> 4,000. >> That's still That's crazy. >> Yeah. >> Between 4,00 like I sit economy. >> What does turbo prop even? >> I literally sit middle seats. I can't. even pee. >> Can we talk about this?
>> I can't pee on the planes. Like I have. to wake people up to ask permission from. them if I can go pee, >> let alone spend even 300 bucks on a. ticket. It's insanity. >> Can we talk how they were like listing. jet types? Like they were like the M457. I'm like. >> I don't even know what that is. As long. as. >> look like right up here like it's like a. super what what is a. >> Gulfream that's the one Sophie said. >> can be upwards of 13. >> She said they're going to the Morgan. Wallen concert. It's in the last. >> in Ohio. They said it was $65,000 to go.
to Ohio, >> but she made it sound like that was like. a Uber X. That to her that was a Uber. pool. >> I Ubered from LAX last night and it was. like $70 and I was sweating a little. bit. Like my card lowkey didn't go. through first try. I was like, "God damn. it." Like. >> I'm kind of happy that we're like a. little bit more like like I don't know. Like. >> I'm not happy about it. >> Oh, see I'm kind of happy about it. because like. >> I I don't know though. I'm very grateful. for our hat. It's insane. It's just as. insane as.
>> we're in reality. >> Wait, to say we have a goal, you know, like they that's my goal. >> No, 100%. If we if there's ever a day. where all of us in this studio are on a. PJ and we're just eating Chick-fil-A, I'll probably. like I'll probably run to the bathroom. cuz I'm nutting. >> I don't know how that would feel. I. would be like, >> "Dude, >> I don't know. There's so many other. things I would spend that money on.". >> That's the thing Saturn asked me. He was. like, "Would you ever like own a private. jet?" And I was like, "I don't give a. [ __ ] if I dead ass had 30 million in my.
bank account. Like I'm not spending it. on a private jet." No. Like I'm not. buying a like I just I I could see. myself flying on them maybe in the. future, but owning one, doing it. commonly. Like I could never ever see. that. >> Isn't it so bad for like the econ or not. the economy? >> The environment. >> So bad for what is it called? The. environment. >> Yeah. >> It is terrible. Like uh Taylor Swift. takes it to Starbucks. >> Yeah. No, it's probably good for the. >> If we're going to talk about anybody. with private jets who does too much, it's Taylor Swift. >> Taylor Swift goes to Starbucks. It's a.
It's a proven thing. They had the flight. logs. She went to Starbucks in a private. jet. You know how long the flight was? >> Was it like 5 minutes? >> I think it Yeah, I think it was like 5. minutes. >> You know, Kylie Jenner, I just saw. video. Her shortest one was to fly from. one side of the valley to the other. It. was a 10-minute drive. >> Could you imagine that phone call? Traffic's crazy right now. Can I just. get a PJ? I need to go to Calabasas. >> And like, mind you, like that I just. couldn't do that cuz like you're more. likely to like crash like on a PJ than a. >> They did say the turbulence is crazy.
>> Yeah. >> Could you imagine trying to dip your. Chick-fil-A chicken nuggets in some. Chick-fil-A sauce all of a sudden? Oh, >> dude. You know, private jets, some of. them have beds on it. >> Do they? >> Yes. >> See, that's what I would invest in. That. That's like a legal mile high club. >> factor. We just got done filming for. like 2 hours and I'm so hungry, but I. have no time to like make anything. But. I'm like craving a burger. I'm craving. steak. I'm craving something good, nutritious, chefade. >> And I mean, sometimes all we have is a.
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>> there's like I don't know. People just. love to rip them apart. Like their. friendship. Like what would we do if. people did that to us while we're doing. this podcast? Like that would suck. Like. I think the internet's like they're. friends. >> Can I say my opinion on it? I feel like. the the fact that we are hanging out so. much. It would be easier to like not let. it get to us. But they I feel like they. film differently. Like Hawaii goes well. Hawaii. Tana goes to Hawaii for like. weeks on end. So imagine like she's. there for 3 weeks and then seeing like. it almost does [ __ ] with your brain. So.
like if we were like when you're in. Australia and like. >> like low key we might not be friends. >> We would be like, "Oh [ __ ] does he. actually hate me?" Or. >> like when I come back you think I'll. just be like, "Bro.". >> Yeah. Like I'm over here on the pod like. talking to nobody, talking to the. plants. >> Yeah. So, what do you think about that, >> bro? I would [ __ ] with me. >> But I hope the internet never does that. to us because it's cruel. But let's. watch this video. They say there's. tension between Tana and Brooke because. Tana wants to delete the cancelled. episodes to use the channel for herself. Let me add in I actually do know some of. the lore.
>> Tana, this was actually Tana's vlog. channel. >> It was and it already had 2 million. subscribers. So to give Tana her credit, yeah, >> they they did grow the channel from 2. mil to like 2.4 2.5. That's amazing. And. the podcast crushed it. One of the. biggest. >> But I think in what we're about to. watch, we're going to see like a I think. this should have been maybe an off. camera conversation, but they're. friends. >> Did you see she responded to it on. TikTok? I saw it last night. She was. like, "I know it should have been an. off.". >> And Brooke commented and they're.
laughing. >> They're friends. And I said it a million. [ __ ] times from when I was with them. at the canceled podcast. They talk like. they're best [ __ ] friends. They seem. like their best friends. >> Yeah, it. >> it pisses me off for them. >> Let's see it. What do I do with this. channel? Because it was my vlog channel. before. No, it's Is it just like. continuing eras and then like all of a. sudden I'm like doing something else on. this? Like it's just Do I leave canceled. up. >> or do we delete? >> Don't delete my. delete my. >> I'm counting on at least like a,000. bucks here or there from AdSense.
>> I didn't even think about that. Oh my. god. The That would be erasic. Do you. hate me that much? >> No, I don't hate you. I'm just saying. like the joke. If you want to delete it. all, >> I must have said a lot of things on. cancel that I would love to just die. >> What the hell? Well, I guess I'm just. >> Well, it will live forever on somebody's. account and they will collect. So, we we. should collect. >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. Drink drinking an empty water. bottle. >> God, I don't scared of her now. >> No, I just like it's there's so many.
things to figure out. I feel like the Mc. Brooms. Oh, like we're like dividing our. assets or something just like you know. it's like it's all so confusing. >> Well, God, like he cheated with 40. women. Like we just decided like. >> I Yeah, I I get where she was coming. from that day and her video her response. she was basically like I was having a. hard digital footprint day and like I. get like that sometimes from like oh my. god I want to delete every picture on my. Instagram cuz I'm like feeling weird. about it suddenly. So like I get where. she was coming from. >> I just don't post. If you look at my IG,
I haven't posted in two months trying to. get back. >> since we dropped the last merch. >> Yo, >> no, actually, >> that's you need to do. >> I need to maybe like post something. I. think I'm just scared because of Justin. Bieber. >> No, that's fair. Like I I would be. >> and now Sophie Rain, bro. >> You have like two. >> like Sophie Rain, Justin Bieber. Same. thing. Tomato tomato. >> Same thing, different. >> I mean, what are we talking about here? Asparagus, carrots. >> All right. What? I don't know. That. didn't make any sense. Um, >> but yeah. Do you think the internet What. do you think about that clip? And can we.
read some of the comments though? I. think that's cuz that's the people who. are actually turning this into something. that it might not be. >> Oh, this is definitely about to be a. conversation. Yeah. With like lawyers. involved like. >> this definitely. >> Especially with like people being like. Brooke at one point she said during. like, "Oh, so you hate me." But like. >> she was joking. >> It's a joke. Like if I think about it. like with me and Kayla's friendship, if. somebody dissected every little thing. like I probably say that 15 times a day. like, "Oh, you hate me.". >> Yeah. Literally like it would kill. I. feel like a lot of these people just I I.
get why. >> Oh, so you hate me. >> literally like and Oh, you got. >> No, I'm dead ass. Like, oh, so you hate. me? No, Kayla. Like, right here, right. now. Like, oh, so you hate me, >> dude. >> Let's see if the comments start coming. for us. The comments are going to be. like, they're not friends anymore. They. hate each other. They want each other to. die. >> I get why they're ending the podcast, especially after this [ __ ] Like, goodbye. Like, I'd be so. >> These two are not friends. Like, bro, >> what do you mean? You guys are. parasocial. >> as [ __ ] as [ __ ] as Brooke lawyer upgirl. as they're like best friends on. FaceTime. Like what the [ __ ] I could.
not imagine if somebody was commenting. like Jacob lawyer up and like I'm. reading that like what? No, they're. friends off camera and I think that the. internet loves to be. >> But that's the thing. They're even. friends on camera, but everybody tears. apart little. >> She did say Wait, can we scroll up? She. did say in quotes, I got this channel to. 2 mill, which is valid. >> She did. She built it. Was it Was it. actually her vlog channel? Are those. vlogs still up or no? >> Probably. Probably. >> Cuz I know Logan did the same thing. Logan's second channel became impulsive.
>> And people thinking. >> So, I mean, if it already has subs, I. mean, we built this from the ground. >> We about to get 100k play, you going to. see that deleted them four years ago. But that's the thing, though. It's not a. [ __ ] disc to sit here and be like, I. got this. Like, I had it at 2 million. Like, that's just what it is. It's a. fact. And I don't think Brooke even took. it that way. Like people dig into things. so [ __ ] much. >> Yeah. >> I will say the only thing I do get is. like I feel like Brooke probably needs. that money more than Tana does, which. isn't anything bad to say at all because. like obviously Tana is like.
>> Yeah. >> on a larger scale, >> but they're on tour. Like you don't. think they're both making a bad like. like Kaitlin, we going. >> a lot. But like imagine being like. >> show me the New York City lights, baby. Like bring us to the venue. >> I get that. Like I imagine being like. stressed out being like cuz like that. AdSense it's probably is like $4 or. $5,000 a month which is like. >> it's way more than that. >> Are you kidding me? The cancel. >> though. Think of how it's split. >> You think Tana has 80, she has 20 or you. think it's.
>> even because there's also a production. company. I think it's like 33 33. But I don't know. I just think that fact. that that was taken so out of context. I. don't know. I love them. I love their. friendship and I think it's such. [ __ ] and I am not mad at them for. ending the podcast because I would be. pissed too. Um, please don't delete the. podcast. >> Yeah, don't delete it because. >> I love my episode a lot. >> cuz my good friend Kayla's actually in. one of the episodes. One of the last. >> So, delete every episode but Kayla's. >> Hey guys, >> cuz I haven't watched any of the other. ones, but. >> Oh, yeah. One million views. I've never. done so well on YouTube. >> I was about to say, I was looking at it.
the other day. Yours has a million views. and other ones. Like, they all do really. well, but like yours is I was really. proud of this. I really love canceled. I. just Please, I I'm really sad they're. ending and I've talked about it. I'll. like shut the [ __ ] up after this. I am. heartbroken. But yeah, I don't know. I I. love them and maybe one day one of them. will come on the podcast. >> Look, I've you know, I've known Tana for. like 10 years. >> That is so insane to me. >> My mom met Tana when I was 13. I was. probably 12. >> at like a VidCon cuz her manager was. trying to manage me. So, we all went to.
dinner and they tried to like wow me and. I've actually became friends with Tanner. >> and we've always been friends since. And. she's always had my back. >> I've heard her talk about you on like. podcast before. >> She made me sound so cool. She said, "I. think there's a clip of her being like, Jacob's Arttorius smokes pounds of weed. with rappers." And I was like, >> "Thank you. >> Stop the cap." But thank you, cuz that. makes me look cool to the to the H. >> Like, wow, the H going that one. >> That's on your Ry profile. >> Makes me sound like cool and edgy.
>> But, um, >> I want to hear about the Hawaii trip. >> cuz there's a lot of lore. We got a lot. of people in the studio who were there. and I don't know anything. >> Notes app of everything like the key. points right here. >> Okay, let's go through it. >> Okay, guys. I'm going to do this very. storyteller vibe. Okay, so Emma's. birthday was on August 1st. August 2nd, >> happy late birthday. >> Happy 22nd, girl. >> Girl,
>> the second was um the our flight, right? And we didn't take off till 400 p.m. Whatever. So obviously on Emma's. birthday you were there. We all went. out. We had a great time. Got extremely. lit. Okay. So I wake up the next morning. >> extreme like like don't say extremely. extra. >> different level lit. >> Lit like we went to a dive. >> forming words. >> No, we went to a dive bar down there. like 7 minutes like this dive bar called. like the rabbit hole. There's way I. raised up that bartender. >> He got a bartender.
>> I did get her number and she hit me up. the next day cuz it was her birthday. But you know I was pretty busy type. [ __ ]. >> Julia. Yeah, I was busy with Julian's. selfie, so I couldn't really like make. time [ __ ] but um. >> but you know, it's all love. >> It was low key. >> Happy birthday. >> Yeah. And so we we did that and then I. wake up the next morning and we hosted a. lot of Emma's birthday at my apartment. So I wake up the next morning. My. apartment's like [ __ ] trash. Like. bottles on the floor. My carpet has like. angry orchard all over it. And I still. haven't packed for Hawaii. And we leave.
in like three hours. So I throw [ __ ] in. my suitcase and I'm like, you know what? I don't feel that hung over. Like I'm. feeling good, right? So we call the Uber. and it's like an hour and a half Uber. ride cuz of traffic. I'm like [ __ ]. great. We get in the back of this like. Honda Civic like we're all smooshed in. the back seat. We have our suitcases in. and we start our little trek to LAX. Okay. >> Was that a Uber XL? >> No. >> Uber X. >> Uber X. >> How many? So we're like all all squished in there. and then I'm telling you 10 minutes into.
the ride I'm like I'm going to throw the. [ __ ] up. So I'm in the Uber. I'm holding. vomit in the back of my throat. Like, I. cannot make this up. Like, I feel the. vomit right here. I'm holding it back. I'm sitting in the back seat going like. this. We're in dead stop traffic. So, the whole time the Uber's going voom. And I'm like, bro. And then this is when. I we're finally pulling up to LAX, right? We're pulling in. And the Uber. looks at me and he goes, "Oh my god, do. you guys like go to the Delta Sky Club?". And I'm like, "No." And he starts. talking about buffets. As I'm about to. vomit, he's sitting there being like,
"They have buffets with chicken." And he. starts talking about food. And I'm. sitting here having to talk about food. with him and we're at the red light. right about to turn into terminal 7 like. international. I'm like, "Bro, I'm going. to vomit." I get out of the car and I. sprint. I leave my bags in the car. I'm. like, "Somebody has to grab them.". Sprint into LAX and right before we got. on the flight, I made myself spicy mac. and cheese cuz I thought that would. help. Why? Don't know. So, I go into the. bathroom. >> Where? How did you get Wait, >> at my apartment before we like got in. the Yeah, I made myself spicy mac and. cheese. So, I get into the bathroom. I'm.
projectile vomiting in this empty. bathroom. It is echoing through the. goddamn hallways of LAX basically of me. going. And it's like spicy vomit. I'm. like, "Ow, ow." And I'm like vomiting. and it hurts so [ __ ] bad. There's red. puke everywhere. I'm like, "What the. [ __ ] do I do?" And so I'm in there for. like 10 minutes just vomiting. I get out. and I'm like, Also, mind you, as I'm. throwing up, I'm like, "I can't have. anybody here." So, as I'm throwing up, I. start playing Yiddi on your titty by. Lizo to try to block out the noise of.
>> Lizo's like a good mood for that, >> literally. So, imagine like going to the. bathroom, >> like bub some Lizo and Yeah. >> So, like imagine you're in the bathroom, you hear giddy on your titty, and. >> in the airplane or airport bathroom. Yeah. >> Like right by the front doors before you. even get through like TSA. So, then. >> we we get to TSA, we're all finally. feeling better. I'm not nauseous. >> Mhm. And and I look at the sign right. before you give them your IDs and it. says terminal 7, no working bathrooms. I'm like,
>> did you throw up all over the airport? >> Oh. So, I'm like, great. This terminal, the terminal that we're at, has no. working bathrooms. So, we end up walking. from Terminal 7 all the way to Terminal. 6, which is like a 10-minute [ __ ]. walk. We get there, I go to the. bathroom, I almost throw up again. And. then we go back to Terminal 7 to find. food. Okay. Walk all the way back to. Terminal 7. We go to a restaurant. They're like, "We're actually not. serving food at Terminal 7 either. No. hot food. I'm like, what the what the. [ __ ] What do you mean? There's no. working bathrooms and no [ __ ] hot. food at Terminal 7. What do you mean?
Walk back to terminal 6 to get snacks. Go back. We board the plane. I don't. throw up. Thank god. And we land at. midnight. Okay. And let me tell you. something. I booked this Airbnb for the. Hawaii trip. Okay. It was pretty. expensive. It was like $2,500 and it was. supposed to be in Turtle Bay, which is. like Northshore. Super nice. I've stayed. there before the whole time. Is that. close to for those that are watching. that don't know? >> Is that close to Maui? Is it close to. Wiki? >> You just listed two completely different.
islands. >> All right. Y'all are fake. >> Also, Wiki is on like Honolulu. Like. that's like one side. I'm staying all. the way on the other. Like Northshore is. like a really nice part of Aahu, which. is the island that we stayed on. >> Oh, they're different islands. >> Aahu has Honolulu on it. On the uh South. >> Damn, you on the islands, twin? >> I was on the island. That's kind of. crazy. >> So, it's like on that side, but not. there. >> You got to be careful on them islands. >> That is Okay, so right down that road is. Turtle Bay with like condos and houses. Okay. >> Uh-huh. >> Extremely nice area. I got my [ __ ].
rocked there a few times, but I really. like it there. >> What does that mean? >> I got my ass beat. >> by who? >> You know who. So, anyways, >> who? >> My ex. Silly. Anyways, so I just love it. there. And so, >> my bad. >> Sorry, bad joke. Anyways, so um I booked. this Airbnb for the simple fact that it. was at Turtle Bay, $2,500. and I was okay with it. Okay. And so I. booked it on Verbbo, not Airbnb, though, cuz I am banned on Airbnb for a little.
bit for getting my Airbnb rated by the. police in Nashville. So I booked it on. Verbbo. >> It had no reviews. I didn't think. anything of it. >> We get off the plane. It's midnight and. we start the hourong, mind you, from the. airport to Northshore, it's an hour long. car ride. We start the hourlong car. ride. We're jetlagged. We're tired, hung. over. We're just trying to get it to. Turtle Bay. >> As we're pulling in, I have the. directions pulled up to what was listed. on the listing. And we pull up and it's. just a gate and we don't have the code. So, I'm like, "How do we get into the. gate?" I see all the condos. I'm like,
"What the [ __ ] How do we get in?". >> I start spam calling the Verbbo lady and. she's not answering. I'm like, "What the. [ __ ] is the code to the front gate? What. the [ __ ] is the code?" I'm sp not. answering. I'm like, "Are you kidding? It's 12 [ __ ] 30 at this point." And. so then I go in our messages. Usually. they send you check-in with codes and. everything. You know, you've booked. Airbnbs. >> Yeah. >> A blue link. That's all there is is a. blue link. I click it. >> It was a only fans. All right. Sorry. >> It's a blue link. >> I click it. It is not an address. >> Not only fans. >> It is a screenshot of Apple Maps blurry.
as with a blue circle on a house and you. see in the very corner a road name. Not. an address. Just very vague. And then. I'm like what the I go on Apple Maps. We're searching. This is this house. This house is 20 minutes away from. Turtle Bay, which they listed it as. And. it it's it's 20 minutes away. It's not. Turtle [ __ ] Bay. Don't sit here and. say it's Turtle Bay when it's 20 minutes. away. So, I'm like, "What the bro?" So, I'm like, "Where the [ __ ] are we even. staying?" And then another link is a. picture of the house and it's a. greenhouse, not a condo. I'm like, "What.
the is this?" Right. Whatever. At this. point, I'm so tired. I turn around and I. drive to this random address. It takes. us. >> Oh, you were driving. You rented a car. Okay. It takes us 30 minutes. >> scouring through these neighborhoods. with no street lights cuz it's it's. Hawaii and we're like going through the. jungle basically and like we're on the. side of mountains like doing U-turns. like I almost drove the Mini Cooper off. of the goddamn cliffs basically and. suddenly we we see what is supposed to. be the now Airbnb that was not listed. Fake address, fake everything and it is.
a green. house if you will want to be. >> Do you agree with this? like is it was. like not what. >> it was it was not what was listed and. there were cars in the driveway. >> We pull up and it is a green be generous. call it a house. And we look. >> there's cars in the driveway. There are. little kid bikes. There's things in the. front lawn. It looked like a hoarder. lived there. And I'm like this is the. this is the Airbnb. Like what are we. talking about? >> We [ __ ] made it. >> right. So I'm like what the [ __ ] Then I.
come to the conclusion, okay, it's a. shared unit, which for $2,500 did not. book for this area or. >> that's a lot of money to spend. >> Yeah. And it's not even in the. >> If you break that down per night, how. many nights were you there? >> Uh, five, six. So it was like $400 a. night or something. That's a lot of. money. >> So I'm like, what the I I don't share. units because like I for safety, I just. don't with that and psych it off. I. wanted to stay in Turtle Bay cuz it's. safe. It's all gated. I like it there. I'm like, okay. So, we get out of the.
car, we park the car, and we we walk up. the stairs to where we assume we have. the top unit. We're looking through the. windows. It looks like the pictures that. were shown, >> and there's a code on the front door, and it's like a padlock. Never was sent. a code. It is 1:00 in the morning at. this point. My check-in was at 400 p.m. There is not one message with the code. Once again, spam calling, spam texting. I go, "Can you please send the address. or not the address, the code?" No. response. We don't know what the do. We're sleepy. We're tired. There's no. hotels besides the Ritz Carlton on this.
side of the island to stay at, which is. $1,000 a night. What the? I spent. $2,500. I'm pissed. So, we end up. breaking in through the window. So, >> who did it? Was it Saturn? I bet you. like I already know. I already know. I. already know. >> So, we break in through the window, right? We get in, we open the front. door. It is 110° in there. There is no. AC running. I'm like, are you [ __ ]. serious? >> And it's hot in Hawaii, right? >> Oh, it's hot as [ __ ] It's so humid, so. hot. We get in, we bring all of our bags. in and we're like, "Okay, let's let's. look at the rooms." Gavin, Emma's.
boyfriend, goes into the bathroom, goes, "There's a roach." I go, "So funny." We. go in there, there was a roach this big. It was I'm not joking. A. >> how big? >> Like this big. >> That's like the size of a fat roach. >> That Hey, that measurement looked hella. >> hella big. >> Uh, anyways, what were we saying? >> A huge roach sitting on the bathroom. counter. And I'm like, "Okay, whatever. We kill it. It was huge. Scary. Whatever." So then I go into our. bedroom, the one that I was going to. claim, and I'm sitting there longer than. I wish I ever had. And I go into the. bathroom and I look up.
>> and I realize that there is spiders in. the corners of the walls and spider eggs. and spiderw webs and little roaches. everywhere in the bathroom. And I'm. like, "Oh, okay." So I walk out and I'm. like, "There's [ __ ] spiders." Then we. start taking the sheets off of the bed. We realize that these sheets are stained. with piss and blood. And I'm not making. it up. I found eye videos. I can have. you guys insert it. I go into the room. that we're staying in cuz they started. taking the they were like I heard them. in the other room being like, "Ew, what. the fuck?" So, I go in and I was like, "Okay, let me see what's underneath. these beds." There was actually an.
entire piss stain and red stains on the. mattress. It was. >> It was like I'm telling you, these. stains were like disgusting. It looked. like somebody had been slaughtered on. these beds. So, I'm like, "What the. fuck?" So, then. >> type [ __ ]. >> Really beat that [ __ ] up. So, then we. open the fridge. There's rotten food in. there, too. It literally I cannot. explain how horrific this house was. >> There was a cat with three legs. >> There was like all of a sudden a cat. shows up at the front door with three. legs. This all. >> three legs.
>> Mind you, >> where's the other leg go? >> This all happens with within 10 minutes. of us getting into the Airbnb. It is. 1:30 in the morning. Jacob, imagine how. tired you are. This is after Emma's. birthday. Think of how hung over you. were. We are hung over in Hawaii after a. 6-hour flight breaking into a window and. it's in. So then we're like, what the. [ __ ] So we're like, do we even stay. here? We were scammed. I'm messaging the. woman like, "What the fuck?" Still no. answer. And we're like, "Whatever. We. don't know what to do." We're sitting. there trying to figure out like where. we're going to stay. >> And we look at the wall and there's. these tiny little cockroaches running.
all over the walls. We look it up. They. are German cockroaches. If you don't. know what that is, they can infest your. luggage and go home with you and they. will live with you for months. They love. flying. You can't You can't kill them. >> They want to fly. Like they love. traveling. >> Yeah. Like they'll go home with you and. infest everything that you have and. they'll they'll live with you. You have. to get like an exterminator. Like. they're very very like infectious if you. will. So at that point I'm like, "Okay, [ __ ] this." Like I'm so done. Like when. I tell you this place was infested with. so many animals. It was whatever. So.
>> we grab our [ __ ]. >> and I start calling hotels and there's. none on the island or side of the island. that we're staying at. And I find the. Hilton in Honolulu. I'm like, "You know. what? [ __ ] it." We load up the car. We. drive an hour and a half. all the way. back to the other side of the island. And I called the Hilton. And I put a. deposit down. It was $300. And I'm like, "Okay, one night." They're like, I was. like, "Can I check in? We'll get there. by 3:00 in the morning. Can I just stay. there for the night? We'll check out at. 9:00 a.m. and I'm going to find a new. Airbnb." Okay. They're like, "That's. fine. Put my deposit down." And we get.
to the Hilton after an hour and a half. It is 3:00 in the morning at this point. Mind you, we are [ __ ] exhausted. We. get there. Okay. I go up to the front. desk and I go, "Hi, reservation for. Kayla." She goes, "That's for tomorrow.". I go, "What do you mean?" She goes, "That's for tomorrow at 9:00 a.m." And. I'm like, "No, no, no. I just talked to. the woman on the phone." She's like, "Oh, well, there's nothing we can do. Like, if you want to stay here tonight, we're going to have to charge you an. extra $300. It'll be $600. Mind you, I. just spent $2500." Oh, forgot. >> to add this. As I'm on the way there, I. call Verbbo about the listing. And the. guy on the phone's being a dick. And.
he's like, >> he's like, "Well, did you read all. >> You should have invested in crypto.". >> I should have. You should just put all. that money in [ __ ] a memecoin and. just been like one of those YouTubers. who's like, "I made 150k in a day. Look. at me.". >> No, literally. So, I I'm on the phone. with Verbbo like on the way to the. hotel. Like, I literally forgot this. part. And um the guy on Verbbo is like, "Well, did you see that the lady. messaged you the code for the door?" I I. opened the message. >> I'm I'm going to tell you right now the. code for the door cuz we already broke. in. >> I'm going to tell you right now. I'm. going to tell you right now. We texted. her asking for the code for the [ __ ].
gate that we thought we were at at. 12:45. She texts us the code for the. front door of that house that we broke. into basically at 2:45. Check-in was at. 400 pm. We got the code at 2:45 in the. morning. Oh my god. So she he's like, "Did you see? She's texted you the. code.". >> But you were already at the hotel. >> Yeah. I'm like, "She texted me the code. 12 hours after check-in. Like we're. already on the way gone." And so Oh my. god. I need to read you these messages. >> Did you get a refund? >> Um, thank God. So. >> you did. >> Thank god. Yes. Wait. I'm going to read. you these messages. Okay. Wait, hold on.
Oh. Oh my god. I'm going to have to. >> You should have invested in crypto. >> I'm going to redownload Verbbo. So, like. at the end of the story, I'll read you. what they said because. >> should have bought a meme coin. >> I'm going to read you what I texted. I'm. not a Karen. I went [ __ ] Karen on. this owner and her response is actually. insane. Anyways, so we're at the hotel. They tell us like you can't check in. I. we end up paying the $600. We basically. are like I'm at this point sobbing in. the hotel lobby like where the are we. going to sleep? And I'm like it I'm. going to book this really nice Airbnb so. we don't have an issue. There was this. one house I was looking at before we. went down there. It was like $7,000 for. the Airbnb. like it. Go to book it. My.
Airbnb on my new account is banned. Don't know why. Can't book an Airbnb. now. Banned on Airbnb. My card is. flagged on all Airbnb on every single. account. I cannot book a [ __ ] Airbnb. Whatever. I don't care. We finally get. into the hotel. We go to bed. Things are. smooth. Things are good. And I get. another Verbbo. I need to read you these. messages. >> What is Verbbo, by the way? >> Um, don't use it. It's. >> Can we look up Verbbo? But maybe this is like a free sponsor. >> off brandand B&B like. >> Oh, it's like an Airbnb alternative. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I really. like I really cuz I had to get a new.
phone. We'll get to that. But, um, it's. it's downloading. Anyways, so um, basically the moral of the story of like. what the Verbbo people said. This is so. insane. This is the owner of the home. I. messaged her in the lobby pissed. I'm. sobbing. And I go, "Your Airbnb was. falsely listed. You had a fake address. It was not at Turtle Bay. It was 20. minutes away. It was a shared unit. I. have no idea who was below me. And it. was infested with cockroaches." You. know, I go all off, right? Yeah. Cockroaches, infested, dirty bed sheets, and no AC. You want to know what she. responds with? >> Boohoo. >> One word. There's AC.
>> Oh, thank God the cockroaches can be. cold, [ __ ] [ __ ] you. So I respond. I. go, I don't give a. It's a biohazard. And she goes, well, I'm out of town. I. heard it was a great Airbnb. I'm like, [ __ ] you. You're I'm going to dox this. goddamn [ __ ] You I need to write a. review still. >> They were German cockroaches and they're. like they infest your [ __ ] and like. follow you home. >> Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So I I go I go off on. this [ __ ] I go off on the verbal guy. on the phone cuz he's being a dick to.
me. Well, did you see what she sent you? You [ __ ] you. I'm so mad. So anyways, >> second day we wake up in the hotel. Things are fine. >> How do they know they're German? Do they. say is when they. >> do they walk around just like is. my boyfriend the entire time I've been. going back and forth to Alabama is cuz. he was doing pest control. So he walked. around with his little bug app and was. like, "We're going to figure out what. kind of bug this is.". >> Yeah. >> And he popped it in and was like, "This. is a German cockroach." And he.
immediately turned around. He's like, "We need to get the out.". >> What if it was an Irish one? And it was. like, "Fuck you.". >> Or what about a um. >> I took German for 3 years. >> I know. My mom speaks fluent German. >> That's really cool. I like that. >> Let's keep I want to I want to hear more. about this Hawaii trip. Like let's dive. >> So So mind you, like all that [ __ ]. happened. We wake up day two and this. was more of a personal issue. Okay. So, I was supposed to receive a a very. gracious payment that I was looking. forward to from from Spencer's. Okay. And um and um I'm checking my bank.
account and it's not in there. >> and um turns out it got sent to the. wrong bank account. >> What do you mean? You put the wrong. numbers in. >> No, no, no. I had an old bank account. when I first started Spencer and I. switched it and they won't let me. transfer the money. So, I wake up the. next morning and there is like like a a. ton of money sitting in a bank account. that I have no access to and I cannot. get the money out unless I fly to. Portage, Indiana, go into the bank and. basically get it out in cash. >> So, I wake up the second day and that's. that's what I wake up to after getting. scammed $2,500. I'm like, you know what?
Great. This is amazing. Whatever. So, second day besides that, honestly, fine. We go to the beach. Everything's good. Okay. The next day we check in to our. amazing awesome real verboing place. It. was amazing actually at Turtle Bay. Actually got a [ __ ] code. Actually. was nice and had AC and it was it was. really cute. Really nice. So um we end. up going to this place where you could. go snorkeling, right? And I can't get my. boobs wet because I just had surgery.
>> Well, good luck snorkeling, >> right? So I decide it's a great idea to. get a little a little floaty and I'll. just like float around, right? So, we we. go to this place for snorkeling and I'm. in my little floaty and Saturn is. dragging my floaty around and I decided. it's a good idea to bring my phone with. me to record. >> As he's dragging me around, all of a. sudden he starts like freaking the [ __ ]. out. He's like, "I just stepped on. something." And I'm like, "It's a. [ __ ] rock. Calm down." A local comes. up and is like, "Does it burn?" And he's. like, "Yeah, kind of." And she's like, "There's sea urchins everywhere." He.
ended up stepping on a sea urchin. >> Wait, what does that what did what what. does that mean? Is it poisonous? it. The. one that I stepped on wasn't poisonous, but it stung like a [ __ ] for about like. 5 minutes and then it was then it was. fine. >> But if he stepped on a poisonous one, he. >> hell no. It's spiky. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Is it like a coral thing? >> Yeah. Show that one. >> It's just like on the bottom of the. seafloor. >> Yeah. And he he stepped on one. So like. that's how it started. And after that, whatever. I'm recording fishes and. stuff. I'm on my phone. I'm having a. great time. And then we get back to. shore. I throw my phone in a bag and I'm.
tanning. Whatever. We start walking to. the car. Sun's setting. And my phone I. broke it. I somehow destroyed my phone. The battery was eroded and I'm like, "You're [ __ ] joking." So phone's. blowing up basically. And next morning, wake up, have to drive all the way to. Apple, which is once again in Honolulu. Wake up, drive an hour, have inu. honor. >> And we drive an hour. I have to go buy a. new [ __ ] phone. And that was just. [ __ ] because like I'm on vacation,
obviously. I'm trying to make content, like make my money back, whatever. It. was just [ __ ] I had to get a new. phone. Um, and then on top of that, that. same day, the Airbnb toilet broke. Don't. know how. And it smelt like a porta-. potty. And then I think it was like the. third day I wake up with an eye. infection. My eye was pus shut when I. woke up. I couldn't open it. I had to go. like this to open it. >> How does that Can I just ask about the. eye infection? >> Cuz I've gotten pink eye before. I've. never had like an eye infection where. it's like your eyes like swollen shut.
Yeah, it was like swollen shut with pus. basically. >> And so I have to pry my eye open with my. things. Yeah, I basically. >> What do you do? Put rotos in there? >> Well, I didn't even know what the [ __ ]. to do. >> Put some crazy eye drops in there. >> I was pissed. So I I wake up with that. and then my eye is like leaking pus. I. look ridiculous. My eyes swollen and red. and I'm just like great. And then I go. to go piss and I realize I have a. [ __ ] UTI too, which is [ __ ] great. And if you get it, you get it. >> Oh, that's a double whammy. That's like. waking up on Christmas and being like, "Santa got me two gifts.".
>> Literally. So, like I break my phone. next morning, UTI and an eye infection. >> And then it's the last day we're there, right? And I'm like, "You know what? It's the last day. Let's have a good. time. Let's go paddle boarding." Okay. >> So, we go to this place and we rent. paddle boards and it ends up being like. $250. It's like [ __ ] expensive. I. didn't know a paddle board was that. much. And I realize that like the paddle. board place is quite surprisingly like. empty, but I'm like maybe everybody's. already out there, you know, like. whatever. And it's.
>> Oh, they're using all the paddle board. >> And I'm like, it is kind of windy. >> They're out there [ __ ] stroking and. choking, >> right? And I'm like, you know what? It's. fine. We'll have fun. >> Exactly. >> We get the paddle board, we pay the. money, and we are dragging these paddle. boards. It's like a 10-minute walk, and. we have like maybe an hour to be on. them. And we we look at the ocean, and. we realize, "Holy [ __ ] it's windy." And. we see people, you know, the goddamn. parachute people. >> Of course, paler sailor. >> Let me tell you, >> pal [ __ ] sailor or parasailor. >> If you see people doing wind sports, it's not a good day to do [ __ ] paddle.
boarding, which I learned the very hard. way. So, we somehow get these paddle. boards out past the ocean. There's. people looking at us like, "Are you sure. you know what you're doing?" And we're. like, "Yeah, we got it." We've never. done it in our lives. We get out there. and we're paddling and I realized like I. can't move against the current. And so. my paddle board with the wind and the. waves is getting. >> going backwards. >> shoved like. >> so far down the coast to where I realize. that I'm like probably a mile away from. where we like got the paddle boards and. got in from and I'm rowing so hard I.
cannot go against the current. I end up. falling in. I not allowed to get my. boobs wet. I'm soaked and I'm like. freaking out screaming crying cuz I. can't move. And so I'm like [ __ ] it. Let's just bring them in. >> You think you got All right. No, that's. but I was going to say you think you got. sand in your boobs. >> Oh yeah, they were cooked. I go I went. >> So are they in there? >> That's good. Now they're healed. Couple. little grain, >> maybe a little grainer thing from the. gummy bear. >> Brain of sand doesn't hurt anybody. >> Sandy bear implant. >> You get a grain of sand in there. It's. the same thing. >> It's fine, >> right? >> So, so I'm like, "Fuck it. We're bringing.
these things back to shore." Like, I. actually cannot paddle. Like, when I say. like I was going speed of light towards. the other side of the ocean, like it was. >> You weren't going speed of light. All. right, let's be honest. >> I broke the sound barrier. >> You were going 2 miles per hour. Max. Yo, imagine using all of your might. trying to get somewhere and like you're. just getting shoved with waves. Like it. was it was pretty scary. And so I'm. like, "Fuck, I have video, >> bro. Stop capping.". >> It was I swear to God. So I'm like, "Let's just go back to shore." So Saturn. and Gavin. >> pushing against the current, you know, >> it was scary. So So.
>> Wait, so were you guys all on the same. paddle board? >> No, we're all different ones. >> So Saturn and Gavin get to shore first. on their paddle boards and like there's. waves crashing. Like I would say honest. like maybe only like two foot waves. It's like not bad. Like on on this. >> but it'll still knock you off if you. hit. >> Yeah. So I'm like trying to be careful. not trying to get my boobs wet again. And um we I'm getting close to the uh. the sand and I end up jumping off of it. and I have my paddle board tied to my. leg like you're supposed to do. And I'm. walking and all of a sudden this huge.
[ __ ] wave comes and crashes my paddle. board straight into the side of my neck. like full force. I literally wash up on. shore. I'm [ __ ] screaming. I ended up. like I have pictures. The side of my. neck was like literally like bruised. It. had like the huge bump right here. Um I. had my industrial pierced. I don't know. if anybody remembers this was pierced. I. have a I'll show you right now. >> We love the industry. I met the. industrial. >> The the paddle board ended up it hit me. so hard. Not only did it like bruise. >> and give me a goose egg on my neck, but.
this is what it did to my ear piercing. I literally. >> What did it do? It just like ripped your. ear, >> bro. Look at this [ __ ] This was my ear. I had it. >> Your cartilage is now your your wax. cart. What the hell? Why did you put a. >> Do you have that in your ear? >> I used to. That was in there. >> That's like a rod through your ear. I. damn near torture. >> It literally was swollen, pussed shut. Like, >> god damn. >> It hurt so bad. >> Who the [ __ ] wants that one? I damn near. cried when they pierced. >> No, I loved it and I had to take it out. cuz like it hit me so hard. It like. completely infected my ear. We had to.
walk the paddle boards. Literally, it. was a 45minute walk from the one side of. the beach to the other cuz it sailed us. so far away. Um, >> did you get injured from that? >> Yeah. >> From the wave crash, you know? >> Yeah. Yeah. Like [ __ ] up my neck. >> I had a huge bruise and like a big like. like goose egg on the side. >> Like hurt? Like did you actually like. were you like [ __ ] I'm going to be. [ __ ] up. >> and I was like on the beach screaming. like Saturn came over. Yeah. I was. scream crying. Like I'm telling you, like if anybody's ever like done like. because it happened to me also when I. was surfing once or trying to surf and.
like like a full wave like slamming a. like plastic board into the side of I'm. just like if that [ __ ] hit my face I. would have like lost a tooth. Like it. hurt so bad. >> while that was happening to you. It I. was like trying to get out of the water. as well. Same thing. Wave hit but it hit. the the board hit the back of my head. and I literally was like and I'm done. And I'm done and I'm not dragging this. board forward. >> That's a concussion. That's a 2 + 2. equals 6. >> It was so bad. Like we I'm we went. paddle boarding. >> That's a 3 + 3 equals 9. >> And mind you, as we're out there,
there's not a single person on a paddle. board, let alone a kayak. So like we. looked like [ __ ] idiots. And so um. very injured. That was the last day. I. went to bed like in so much pain. Um and. then you know after that it's cool. Whatever. It's we are finally going back. to the airport and we're like let's go. get food. Okay. We our flight boards in. like an hour and I have the boys put in. an address to go get food. >> Uhhuh. >> And um we pull up and I'm like this just. doesn't look right. And we um end up. going to a military base and I pull up.
and there are men with AKs. >> AKs. And I'm like AK-16s. >> M M16 guns. And they're like military. ID. And I'm like I'm just trying to get. to this chicken place. They're like. that's not it. And they're like let me. see your ID. >> That's not it. No. that. >> All right, I'm sorry. >> Put in an address to a militarybased. chicken shop and I can't find my ID. >> A militarybased chicken shop. They have. their own chicken shop. >> Looks amazing. I'm pissed we couldn't.
go. >> Yeah. What the hell? >> So, I'm like I'm like pissed. We're. about to board this flight. We pull up. to the military. Basically, they have. guns everywhere. And I'm like, I don't. know what the [ __ ] to do. We turn. around. We end up eating at Popeye's. Thank god. Whatever. >> Popeye's is great. Don't say that's like. Sophie Rain talking about private jets. I mean, let's be honest. Popeyes is a. great spot. They got great food. >> I like Popeye's. And then um it all. ends. >> We end up at. >> Popeye's. Imagine though, you're trying to go get. chicken and you're like greeted with men. with guns and they're like, "No, we all.
day.". >> That would be terrifying. >> And you can't turn around unless they. let you. Like I thought the car was. going to get searched. I was so pissed. Um and then it all ended with we take. the flight back home. Things are great. and I door dash Chipotle to my house. I'm like I'm going to end get back home, eat my eat my Chipotle, and just go to. bed. So, I door dash it and it's sitting. outside of my apartment for maybe like. an hour, hour and a half because. whatever. It's takes a while to get back. home. And uh I take a shower. I get into. my apartment and I open up the bag and. there are 13 godamn roaches in this.
[ __ ] Chipotle bag. And I get up and. get up. Started the goddamn trip with. roaches. Ended it with roaches on my. [ __ ] Chipotle bowl. Go to bed hungry. >> They heard about that honey chicken, bro. >> I swear to God. They heard about the. honey chicken and they were like, "We. got it.". >> Could you imagine though after. >> they're like, "Bro, come with me. Come. with me. Look at this [ __ ]. >> Could you imagine? >> We got to try this shit.". >> After having that trip starting with. cockroaches, you get home, you're so. hungry, all that [ __ ] happened and. then you open up your [ __ ] Chipotle. bag. And mind you, I've never seen a. roach at my apartment. >> Chipotle again. >> I've never seen a roach like ever.
>> You got more balls than I do. >> I didn't eat it. I threw it away. This. girl was talking, mind you, about the. Chipotle. She had the whole plan out. Like before we left the airport, she was. like, "No, I'm going to buy the Wi-Fi. I'm gonna order. She was like, Chipotle. closes at 11. I'm gonna order it at 9. I. don't care if it sits there for two. hours. I'm eating this Chipotle when I. get home all the way home. I did the. same thing. Luckily, I live on a better. like not a better like a higher floor. higher floor. Yeah. So, like they didn't. get my Chipotle. But, >> and mind you, like I use my [ __ ] Door.
Dash points for this. Like I It was. free. I got it for free and the the. [ __ ] roaches got it. >> Is Door Dash the wave? >> I What do you think? >> I know free brand deals pass over Uber. Eats. Do you think I should hop on the. Door Dash? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Damn. You get free meals on there. >> I got one and the roaches got it before. me. >> That's lit. >> I got bowl burrito. >> I love a good Chipotle bowl with some. roaches in it. >> Yeah. And they were big, too. They were. big. And And we closed the bag and you. could just hear them like running. around. I went to bed so pissed. Some.
could say German. Some could say German. >> Were they? Oh my gosh. They followed you. home. >> I told you they follow you. >> Did they? They were eating that honey chicken like. is better. E. >> that's dead ass what they ate. I would. have eaten it. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> I was not even. >> cuz if I'm hungry it's like bro, okay, let's get the roaches out of here. Let's. eat this. >> Emma, it was like my whole plan. Like I. dead ass bought Wi-Fi so I could order. Chipotle. I was so excited. And that's. why I want an assistant cuz that would. have never happened if.
>> if that if that. >> You just text at landing, can you order. me Chipotle? >> Can you go pick me up Chipotle? Yeah. When do you think you're going to get an. assistant? >> Maybe like maybe maybe one day. >> Okay. No time frame on it. >> What if I'm like I pop out tomorrow? >> If you pop out with an assistant, I'm. dead ass about to tell them they're my. assistant, too. >> Oh, we have. >> I'm about to be like, "Yo, can you get. me Chipotle, too?". >> And they would, >> low key. So, why don't you invest in. that? Lowkey. Hard investment.
>> So, yeah, that was a why. >> [ __ ] the stock market. [ __ ] the, you. know, the. >> IR or whatever. >> I still had the best birthday trip. It. was such a great time. Small hiccups, but it. >> Did you have a great birthday? >> It was a great birthday. I'm glad you. did. Everyone that attended. Weren't you. getting people signing up being like, "Aren't you happy you're not in Hawaii. with them?". >> I literally Okay, no cap. I was just. posting on my story [ __ ] looking at. real estate properties like on my story. and all my swipe ups.
are are you glad you're not in Hawaii. and I responded to one of them and I was. like. >> I have FOMO but then now hearing this. story. >> could you imagine. >> get being in a Mini Cooper pulling up to. a roachinfested Airbnb. >> I don't know what I would have done. I. probably would have eaten the Chipotle. and just crunched on the [ __ ] Those. things taste good. >> You know what? But there's a pro to. everything. >> Those are good. >> I've never ever in my life. >> You just got to eat some roaches.
>> This probably. >> A lot of people are tripping these days, bro. They never have eaten roaches. >> Lots of protein. I will say though, pros. to cons. >> I I made the most money I've ever made. from a trip cuz everything went wrong. Yeah, it it did me good. It did me good. So, thank you, cockroach lady. >> Let's all clap it up for Caleb. >> Thank you. Get that back. >> That was me. That was me. That was me. >> Facts. >> Thank you. That was you. >> That was me. >> Hell yeah. >> That's a cricket. >> I've eaten crickets. >> So, overall, Kayla, how would you rate. your Hawaii experience?
>> 10 out of 10. Still, >> really? >> Yeah. It's. >> even though all the complications, put. that all aside. Overall, >> cuz Jacob, imagine if I sat on this. couch and I just said it was great. >> We wouldn't have had 20 minutes of gold. So, you know, we're all happy about. that. Thanks, >> Richie. What do you think about that? that whole experience or what what did. you take away from that part? >> You'd be a good teacher, >> brother. Cockroaches in my Chipotle. would terrify me. I hate all that [ __ ].
I'm like I big fan big hater of bugs. Big hater of like I'm very afraid of. rats, especially. >> all that [ __ ] dude. I would be running. home. Genuinely, if I got to the Airbnb, I'd be like, "All right, well, we're. flying back.". >> No, I literally was like, "We're going. home." Like, I was so pissed. >> And then like Airbnb rebanning my. accounts as I'm trying to find somewhere. new. [ __ ] Airbnb. [ __ ] Verbbo. I'm going. to make my own place. My own. >> [ __ ] Verbbo. They were the ones that got. you the good one. >> But they got me the bad one, too. >> What do you mean? >> Because the first one was bad and that. was on Verbbo. >> Oh,
>> the second was also on Verbbo, but it. would have been Oh, I was about to get. like It was in the top five. >> I thought the first one was Airbnb. >> No. And I was trying to book an Airbnb. It's in the top 5% of all Airbnbs on the. website. It was like seven grand. I was. about to buck it and Airbnb [ __ ]. >> seven grand. >> I was so crashed out, Jacob. I was so. >> That's a lot of [ __ ] money. I was. imagine being that crashed out though. I. wanted to sleep. >> and they they banned me. So, [ __ ] you, Airbnb. >> You know, my mom follows you on. Snapchat. >> That's. >> And when I talk to her on the phone, she's like, "Oh my gosh, I saw Kayla was.
in a She watches more of your stories. than I do. >> I I'm. >> She loves you. >> Oh my I want to add her back. I'll snap. her. >> Please do. >> Can I snap your mom? >> Yes. >> Can I? >> And she follows you on your. >> something really bad. So Saturn watches. like me and Emma Snapchats and um in one. of the Snapchats months ago, we were. doing uh samores and in the background. of Emma's Snapchat, I'm like, "I'll burn. you as a joke." Like that's my humor. I. was like, "I'll burn you with a. cigarette.". >> We talked about this. Yeah. >> And then Yeah. They found out got really. mad. So I hate when parents follow me.
>> Emma, happy birthday. I hope you guys. had a great trip in Hawaii. >> Yeah. >> That sounds like an eventful trip. That's damn near Jamanji. Take us Hey, hey, hey. You take out the board game. Damn near they went on Jumanji. Um, Sydney Sweeney drops an ad, right? And. you know, have we all seen it here? >> Of course. >> Okay, so it's like jeans are passed down.
from. What do you guys think of that? >> It sounds like she's on Xanax and also. like it it sounds like she has her. bullet vibrator on and she's like high. on a Xanax. She's like, "Chains are. passed down." Like, it's. >> You think she's orgasming while saying. >> that was an orgasm sentence? Her bullet. is on. >> Here to tell you to buy American Eagle. jeans, but I definitely won't say that they're. the most comfortable jeans I've ever. worn. or that they make your butt look. >> God damn, I love you. I mean, I hate.
this advertisement. >> I've never. >> If you said that you want to buy the. jeans, I'm not going to stop you. But. just so we're clear, this is not me. telling you to buy American Eagle jeans. >> I'm buying American. >> Bro, I'm buying those jeans. Huh? >> All right. No, I'm not. >> Wait, that's real. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> No, but what's the viral? >> Jeans are passed down video. >> That That is That this is all the. commercial.
>> But where's. >> She said it in there in the beginning. >> Oh, we missed that. I feel like. >> it. >> it pisses me off because I feel like. that entire commercial was just her. being like I didn't I would not if you. had no brand over it. I would have never. known. I'm sorry. Wait, what is the. brand? American Eagle, >> right? >> Yeah. >> It's just her being like I'm hot and. jeans. We have more subs than American. Eagle. >> Like I would not know what that is. >> at all. I I feel like weird. I I didn't.
like. >> What do you think about the jeans are. passed down thing? A lot of people Okay, I've seen the internet. I even made a. video on one of my Tik Tok accounts, my. backup account. You can't wear my. sweatshirt. I made a joke. I was like, "Jump in if. you'd love to hook up with Sydney. Sweeney." And I jump in I jump at the. pool and no one else jumps in. And. >> wait, what was that? >> It's a joke on that. But in terms of. this advertisement, um.
I think it was a little bit but she. didn't write the script. Like American. Eagle wrote this, bro. She's an actress. >> Okay, but the. >> actor actress. >> Okay, I saw a take and it's like so real. and I think it is so true that Sydney. Sweeney. dead ass takes anything she's given. She. gets an email and she's like, I'll do. it. >> I would fool. >> Who wouldn't? Who wouldn't? I would. literally lick the floor. If you give me. 30 ft of floor, I'm licking it. As long.
as I can just have a. >> You have a little 20 minutes where we're. just actually. >> So, is it Sophie Rain Julia or Sydney. Sweeney? Kiss Mary kill. Kiss Mary kill. >> Kiss Mary kill. Okay, I'll do it. >> Oh, that's [ __ ]. >> No, but you literally have to. And it's. real. Like this. One of them is dying. right now. >> Oh my god. Um, that's a great question. I'm glad you. asked that. Um,
[Laughter]. >> that hurt. Um, >> is it that hard? >> No. Behind this foam is a hard SM7. microphone. I record music on this. >> Ow. Um, now that I have a concussion, I can. give my answer. So, it's like, guys, I. don't know what I'm saying. Don't answer. wrong. Last time you did that, >> oh, I feel so dizzy. Oh my gosh. I don't. know what I'm saying.
F. Sophie Rain. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. >> [ __ ] dude. >> Marry Sophie Rain because she's an. amazing person. >> That's what I meant to say. Like. honestly, yeah, I saved that spot for. her. >> Um.
>> I saved that. >> I would. I would kill Julia. >> Oh, >> what I meant to say. No, that's funny. That was actually No, that was actually. a test. >> No, I'm glad you guys said that because. it was all a This is all You guys are on. a hidden camera show. >> This is all fake. I'm I can't say I'd kill Sydney. Sweet. >> You You don't even know. >> I'm killing Julia and I'm And I'm.
>> You literally have Julia's number and. you FaceTime her at [ __ ] the bar. every Wednesday. >> But she don't love me. >> She. >> She don't love me. >> She doesn't know you. She doesn't love. me. >> Sydney doesn't know you. Julia does. >> Sydney would. >> Yeah. She probably wouldn't [ __ ] with. me. >> But. >> don't kill Julia. >> Wait. Okay. So, f Julia. Yeah. >> And then kill. >> Yeah. Yeah. Facts. Facts. Facts. >> So, what I would actually do, guys, now.
that I've actually thought about it, I would. kill. Sydney. Come on. I'm PR training your answer. >> I just know, bro. I just know how clips. work. That's a crazy clip. I'd kill. Sydney Sweeney. And I would. But I'd lowkey No, I'd lowkey f Sydney. Sweeney and kill Julia. >> That's insane. >> I'm sorry. I stand on a Can you guys. respect a man standing on business?
>> I don't respect that because Julia is so. nice to you. >> Julia is so nice. But out of those. three, Sophie was laughing at my jokes. >> And Julia, >> anything I said would be like, >> she thought I was damn near. Kim K. I'm Pete. >> No, it is 3:00 a.m. for her and you're. facetiming her and Julia's answering, doing her makeup like, "How are you?". >> Yeah. >> Well, if that's a regular occurrence, we're going to have to switch those. I'm.
killing Sydney Sweeney and I'm keep. >> and I'm effing Julia. >> Keep that answer. That's a good answer. >> What would you do, Richie? Like, please. help me out, dude. >> I'd [ __ ] marry Sydney and kill the. other two. >> You what? >> No. Say it. Say it again. >> I said I'd [ __ ] Mary Sydney Sweeney. I'd. kill her, too. I don't care about the. controversy. Great jeans. She's talking. about jeans. American Eagle. [ __ ]. American Eagle. heart.
>> That's not who she is. >> All I'm looking at is where the denim. jacket is. God damn. We unbutton. >> And she's. >> I was going to say we unbutton one more. of those buttons and I'm picking Sydney. Sweeney to marry. >> Oh. >> All right. My god. >> No. That's awful. And truly, I am I am. disgusted with what I just said. >> Okay. Um, more of the story on this ad.
She didn't write the script. I just I. It's eerie to me. I don't like it. I. love Sydney. See, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sydney and Euphoria. And I think that. she is slowly but surely becoming Cassie. in real life. And it makes me really. sad. >> I love all of them. Like, can we just. play Mary, Mary, Mary? Because if we. played Mary, Mary, Mary, I'd marry all. of them. and we'd have families and be happy and. we'd take our kids to the to the fair. and we'd jump on the moon bounces and go. down the slides and we'd go get pumpkins.
and maybe. >> maybe we'd even go pick strawberries. from the trees and put them in the. little baskets and ride on the little um. >> carriages. >> Carriages. >> And you could you guys all like share a. strawberry. >> So maybe I'm polygamy. I my name is polygamy. >> Nice to meet you. >> No, I'm. >> polyamorous.
>> Maybe I'm polyamorous is crazy. I'm. polygamy. All right. No, I would never. do that. I would never do that. To my. future wife, I really apologize. Um, next up on the list, >> Jacob, maybe you should switch it to. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] instead of Mary, Mary, Mary. >> [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> Got two of them. >> All right. Sorry. I know Jacob wake up. tomorrow. Jacob's going to wake up. tomorrow call me and be like we got to. cut all that. >> No, >> I stand on it. Respect.
>> I stand on it. >> Like you said, this is a Kayla quote. If. I said it, I meant it. >> If I said it, I meant it. >> Look, this is all fun and games. And um. I want to see this Jake Weber tar. >> Okay. Okay. Listen. I want you to know. Maxillian who we know took this picture. We love him. We love him. >> I kissed him on the cheek. Love him. >> Hope to kiss him. >> Wait, no. He actually might not have. taken this picture because he was in the. background of it. Okay, wait. I took. back. What the [ __ ]. >> Anyways, anyways, anyways. I just want. your reaction to this. Do just a facial. reaction and then one word. Okay.
>> I kissed Max on the cheek. >> It's iconic photo. I love Max so much. He's the nicest guy I've ever. >> so sweet. >> And low key, next photo y'all see of us, Loki, I'd do it. I'd kiss him on the. lips. I will say, do you know the lore of like. Kenzie Lubie and like No. >> Okay, so basically in this picture, you. know, Tara, Yummy, Jake Weber, they're. exes but best friends. The girl with the. black hair, her name's Kenzie Lubie. Me. and Emma have met her. So [ __ ] nice. Amazing girl. But apparently.
>> Kenzie and Jake have been hooking up for. like the past year, ever since uh Tara. and Jake broke up. And Kenzie is also. friends with Tara kind of. People think. that Tara and Kenzie don't like each. other. A lot of drama, but it is like. just watch. So, the girl with the black. hair, >> okay, >> who's not Tara, is Jake's allegedly new. girlfriend, basically. And I love. everybody. I love them all. >> Wait, is that Kenzie with Jacobi? >> No. Okay. Wait, wait, the scroll in as. much as you can to the very top one.
>> She lowkey. Oh, >> so look, just look at this picture. >> You know, Tara's smiling, but like I'm. going to kill you. >> Who the [ __ ] you think that's what it's. giving? I think it's given that. girlfriend picture where it's like the. one walking and then the girl turning. her head or do you know what the talking. about date. >> and look. >> that's what I'm saying that's why. >> guys really look at this picture Kenzie. is staring at Jake while Jake is staring. at Tara Tara is staring at him biting. her lips. >> oh 100. >> and look at how Kenzie's looking like. what the [ __ ] like this picture. >> it is giving that one that one meme.
where. >> looking at Jake like looking behind. >> what the hell is this what the hell are. you doing. >> what do you think isn't is crazy. >> And and you know you've got Tara over. there like we're having the best night. of our life, girls. >> Is this not the craziest picture you've. ever seen? >> No, it's the best picture. Honestly, this is the best picture I've ever seen. This is damn near the Mona Lisa. You. don't have any like hard I I this if I I. think if this was a picture of me in.
this moment and like I was Kenzie and I. saw this picture the night after and. like let's say I was blackout drunk and. I wake up and I check my phone and I. >> just like me you and Saturn, you know, just like all chilling. >> So are you looking at Saturn by. >> I don't know which one I would be. >> Wait, I. >> maybe there's a fourth person in this. picture and that would be me. I I think. though that if I woke up from a night. out and I saw this picture of me and my. I would actually throw up block. everybody home, I would actually.
>> Is this the picture you were trying to. show me? >> Yes. >> Oh yeah. They both have [ __ ] me eyes. heavily. Look at that actual girlfriend. >> Yo, Richie, what do you take away from. this, >> dude? Look at them. >> And then look at his actual like. girlfriend now being like, "What the. fuck?" Like this. >> Richie, I want to know. What do you. think? Let's start with Kenzie. What do. you think Kenzie is thinking right now. in this picture? >> In this one, she's looking like my. [ __ ] boyfriend is giving heart eyes. to his ex-girlfriend right here who. they're still cool with.
>> Uhhuh. And what do you think? >> And look at Tara. She's like biting her. lip. >> Yeah. Yeah. What do you think Tara's. saying in her head? >> Tyra's saying, "I want to [ __ ] my ex in. so many ways.". >> It's It is so I don't know. This is. crazy. And I've seen a lot of people. responding online and like everybody's. cuz it is like a whole thing. It's been. like a whole drama the whole time of. like them all being friends or whatever. I just everybody's adults and you know. if they're all friends at school. This. picture just is actually [ __ ] insane. >> Is this viral?
>> Cuz I've never seen it. >> It's I've seen videos with like a. million likes with. >> my for you page might just be filled. with the Bob House. I'm not too familiar. on anything outside of Bob House content. cuz that's the only thing I engage with. So, um, I love you, Jake. >> I will say though, maybe was taken at. like the wrong time. I don't know cuz I. know people that are like friends with. him. >> How much did they pay you to say that? >> None. I've actually I feel like one of. the people hated me a little bit before. recently, so I I really don't owe.
anybody anything. >> Which one was that? Did it start with a. T? >> I did. Okay. >> Or did it start with a J? >> I'll say this year. I did think I. thought that Tara hated my guts when. like I she I first started becoming in. the same room with her. I thought she. [ __ ] hated me up until Jake's. birthday which was like 2 3 months ago. and we talked and like she's really. sweet. I I did think she hated me. though. But I will say though like I. know people that are friends with their. exes and it's never anything weird like. that. I I don't know. I I don't know. I. think I think it's just like also people. in their [ __ ] 20s having fun and then.
like that getting constantly I'm just. happy she doesn't hate me. I think so. I. don't know. No, I know Jake likes me cuz. like I've talked to him a few times. Like I really like Jake. He's so sweet. I thought Tara like actually wanted me. dead. Maybe I'm just like so sensitive. up until literally two months ago. >> One time I was at a Halloween party and. Tara showed up dressed as Justin Bieber. to the party and. >> now he follows you. >> She uh she ignored me. Um. and uh and Jake actually was the one.
that came up to me and was like, >> "How's it going, man? All right. You. want to know some crazy? You want to. know some I've known Jake. >> before Sweatshirt came out? >> What? >> I've known Jake Weber. since the Vine days when Madcon was a. thing. >> Wait, what? >> He used to revine my vines because he. was a nice guy. >> No, what? >> I've known Jake for like 11 or 12 years.
>> No, that's wild. He low-key showed me. love before I was ever popping on Vine. I was one of those Viners who was just. trying to collab with everybody. >> I I will Jake like. >> And Jake was one of the few that revindd. my Vines and they made it pop. >> I'm trying to think of the first time I. ever Oh, the first time I ever like met. him. I got invited by like Max to his. birthday party. I think it was a year. ago and I went and I had never met him. before. And I go up to him and he had. like coffees in and I was like, "Oh my. god, [ __ ] those. Like try citrus." We.
talked for like 5 minutes. So sweet. the. fact that like you're I don't know. I. was just like so honored that he was. even like talking. It's your birthday. Like talk to me you want. And I got. invited to like every single one of his. parties after that. It's Fourth of July. Super sweet. So nice. I will say one of. the times that I thought that Tara hated. me, which is so dumb looking back at it. It was like my first year in LA. I saw. her at Barney and I had seen her maybe. two times before at like parties and. [ __ ] Like we had never said hi. I saw. her at Barney. I'm like, "Hi, how are. you?" And she was obviously trying to. get to her Uber and she was like, "Hi.". And like walked away from me and I was. like she hates me. Looking back at it, now I'm like you're a [ __ ] idiot. She.
was getting in her Uber. >> What do you think about the kid Loy and. Tate McCrae breaking up? Broken up? Apparently they're broken up. >> I think that Tate broke up with him. >> Do you think he cheated? >> Be real. Like. >> Tate appear to have broken up after. dating over a year. The kid the Roy. seemingly confirmed the split on social. media, stating that he and Tate are on. quote unquote good terms. The breakup.
rumors were fueled by fan speculation in. online posts which the kid Loy addressed. clarifying he had no involvement in the. negativity surrounding the situation. >> Yeah, he like low-key addressed it. through a tweet because like it was like. a whole thing. >> What did he tweet? >> Basically there was tweets going out. towards Tate that were hateful and it. seemed like it was coming from Kid. Loyy's team. So he made a statement. Yeah, basically. And then he says like. me and Tate are still on good terms, meaning that like I'm pretty sure they.
did break up. Cuz you don't say you're. on good terms if you're dating somebody, you know? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. So I. >> I feel like they should have put out a. public statement that's like we're on. good terms but we're broken up. And. >> they never did that. >> No. And Tate just like unpinned a lot of. their like. >> And didn't Loy post on a yacht with like. four girls? >> That's what gave it away for me. When I. saw that I was like Tate's not cool with. that. And I know damn well he cares. about like I know he's like all right I.
wouldn't go on a yacht with four girls. unless I'm single. >> Mhm. And of the song. >> like he was posting crazy [ __ ] and his. new song is called Hot Girl Problems. >> I love it. I love it. >> And it's such a [ __ ] banger. >> And that's the thing I love. >> Hot girl problems. >> She think hot girl problems. >> Who do you think Tate McCrae's going to. pop out with? >> Me. She follows me. She follows me. >> You want everybody in the industry. >> Look, I'm open to everything. Hey,
>> I'm open to everything and I'm close to. nothing. Or what does it mean? Or no, that's. >> I think that was a saying that was. really funny. I want everything and I'm. close to nothing. >> That's not what I meant to say. >> I want everything and I'm close to. >> nothing. >> Nothing. Yeah, I stand on that [ __ ]. >> [ __ ] with me. She follows you. Just. >> Lil Tay drops a Only Fans and makes over. a million dollars in six hours. >> We're going to have to talk a lot more. about this on the exclusive, but.
>> okay. >> How do you feel about that? >> I just feel like it's her brother. running. >> No, I feel. >> her brother was like her manager and I. saw so many clips. I don't know anybody. in this. >> But can I say right now? >> Yeah. >> And I I don't want beef with anybody. I. might cut it. Probably won't. don't cut. it. But um I feel very sick and like. weird looking at the way that she's. promoting this. Like if you I follow her.
on Instagram, me and her have talked on. the phone multiple times before. The way. that she's promoting her Only Fans is. quote freshly 18 link. I made these. pictures a minute after I turned 18. Um. everything. >> like, bro, you took those before, >> right? And it's. >> and also you're beefing with Sophie Rain. and that's my wife. It just makes me. feel. >> and if you [ __ ] with my wife, >> it just it makes me feel so gross that. like if she did really make over a. million dollars in 6 hours, it was. purely off of the exploitation of her. being 17 15 minutes ago. And that is so.
gross to me. I do not [ __ ] like it. I. actually hate this [ __ ] And like I know. a lot of the stuff I said about Piper. got clipped in the wrong way. Oh, you. want mine? No. This to me is so [ __ ]. weird. What do you think, Richie, about. >> Do you think there were hella people. waiting till she turned 18? >> Dude, I think this is city. This is. [ __ ] gross. >> It's weird. It makes me feel gross. It. makes me feel so [ __ ] gross and I. hate it. And I I wish that she waited. and I wonder who's on her team cuz I.
know she has a huge team. We've talked. on the phone. Like, this girl has a. team. She has a team of people. So, who. the [ __ ] is on her team that's obviously. older and is sitting there being like, "When you turn 18, promote it. You're. freshly 18." There is somebody on her. team who is an older man sitting here. saying, "Promote it as you're freshly. 18." And it makes me feel. >> who's winning in a boxing match, Sophie. Rain or Lil Tay? >> Sophie Rain's going dummy. I just And. Lil Tay called her out.
>> Lil Tay, please come on our podcast. I'm. not a hater. Trust. >> I pray for her and I really hope that. >> Do you pray for her every night? I I really hope that whoever's on her. >> every other day. >> two times a week. >> I hope whoever's on her team gets fired. Honestly, this is just weird. >> I feel like her brother runs her stuff. >> I hope. >> like she has an older brother and. remember when like all that drama was. going on. I remember people posting. behind the scenes and her brother was.
like running it all. Her brother was the. one that was like, "Say this at this. mansion when she first popped off.". Yeah. I just I don't. >> like I was around at that time. Like I. remember Lil Tay popping off for the. first time. >> I just feel like I feel it makes me. honestly but I am happy for her. She's. made millions of dollars and she. deserves that. But it. >> but at the same time I don't think. >> I think it was done in a very dark way.
and I think that when she's older and. matured and she's out of whatever. situation she's in that she will look. back at this and there will be things. that come out. Also, did you see like I. think it was like a day after maybe she. posted like this tweet being like well. just her whole brand is kind of like. [ __ ] on people and like trolling. them. She was like, "Y'all are out here. working your nineto-fives and I just. made a million or millions in a week. Do.
better." That's a little crazy in my. opinion. I think. >> But that's her whole brand. Remember. when she was like, "I'm the biggest. flexer." Like, >> right. So, it is kind of her brand, but. it's also like. >> I I have no issue I have no issue with. her brand of [ __ ] talking. I think it's. funny. Lil, that's what she was known. for since she was 13, but this she's. went famous when she was 13. She's. always been known as a child and that's. what made it so funny is it's a. 13-year-old talking [ __ ] on older. people. >> This is weird to me and I I hate it. And. watching her Instagram stories and.
everything on one of her pin posts is. her in a t-shirt saying training to be a. PE star. >> Oh, >> and she she took those when she was 17. And I don't know. That's all I'm going. to say. It makes me icky. And I I pray. for her and I hope she makes it out of. this situation. And I know she probably. will get pissed off at this and this. will probably will cause drama between. us. I truly hope whatever situation. you're in, whatever team you have, get. the [ __ ] out when you can because this. is so. weird and not okay. And this is. literally you are making money off of.
people that. >> like weird. I don't like it. I don't. This is weird and I'm praying for you. You are freshly 18 years old and I hate. it. That's all I'm going to say. I hate. it. Anyways, >> I agree. >> I really hope the best for her. I'll. outline it with this way in like a. better said way. When we talked on the. phone for like 20 minutes a few months. ago, it she was going to come on the. podcast to talk about things that were. not the best and it was not the best. situation. And to see this.
>> doesn't seem like. >> things are getting better. So, >> I don't know. We love you, Lil Tay. Um, congrats on a million though. I, you. know, >> honestly, like I hope. >> just take the million and log off. Go to. Hawaii. Go do it. I know we were talking. about going to Hawaii, girl. do a Hawaii. trip. Do it, please. >> But yeah, we'll talk about the rest on. our. >> exclusive. Uh yeah, we're about to head. over to our exclusive platform, which is. bangingout.com. There's going to be a little slider. right here.
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