SWEATSHIRT ERA, LOVE ISLAND HUDA, & A TALKING BASKETBALL | Ep #11 | Bangin' Out

I remember when you were this short. Yay. You were so cute. Mom, get the car. All right, dude. I got. I used to make dumb skits on vine. Jacob, what? Banging out. Welcome. Welcome back to the Banging Out podcast. I'm double double 12 in Jacob. And I'm. Type K. Lil Mama K. Lil Mama KK. Mama. Have you seen that? No, I don't know. what that is, but uh I'm a fan. Um,

welcome back, everybody. How have we. been doing? Okay. Well, we have somebody. back in the studio. Oh my gosh. Emma's. been gone for two weeks. I've never been. so mad at her. I missed my flight to two. times on purpose, mind you. Oh, no. One. of them was on purpose. Just one. I'm on. purpose. The second one was not on. purpose. So, you just don't with us, right? Oh, guys, I'm really happy to be. back. I don't know. I I don't know if. it's See, you know, if we were on our. uncensored website right now, I'd be.

cussing her out. I'd be like. and everything, but we can't put that. on. We can't. And we also can't talk. about why she was actually in Alabama, but we But we can on our website. bangingout.com. We've done three. episodes on there so far that actually. would get me cancelled. I promise you, you want to check it out. Yeah. Um I. would get cancelled. I want you to check. it out because you might look at me. differently cuz I did say how I lost my. VC card. But um and we ranked.

influencers on what they would do if. they weren't influencers and I got. really messy. We don't have to say. everything, you know. We could just, you. know, people could if they're if they. want to know, I guess they could go find. it. Banging out.com. Please just don't. post it anywhere. If you guys screen. record, I'm actually going to be pissed. Oh god. I'm going to get a lot of angry. phone calls. Oh, you actually would. You. actually would. Oh god. All right, let's. get right into this episode. Oh, wait. Okay. What do we have? What What's going. on? I want to tell you what I did on. Monday. Okay. Okay. So, two days ago,

guess where I went? Where? Dr. Daniel. Barrett's office for my consultation. Oh, that's lit. And it was actually so. scary. And it was weird. So, like, okay, I walked in. Is that him? Yes. Yes. He's so He saw my He's He's doing. my He's giving me new boobs. So, okay. Wait. I want to tell you something. crazy. Uh-huh. Okay. So, I get in there. He looks like he likes looking at boo. He's so nice. He's actually so nice.

He's I love him. And he was great. Saturn's back there like. that mother. Yeah, Saturn's here today, guys. Whoopsies. Um, but yeah, so I went in. there and they like let me feel the. different implants and like that. What. do they feel like? Jellyfish. Like. literally like gummy bears. Like gummy. bears. Yeah. And so, like, we went. through it and my appointment's on the. 11th. It's confirmed. And I'm doing like. 4 or 400 cc's in my boobs. I'm about to.

have big boobs. And um yeah, I was just. really It was really crazy. Wait, what were you saying? I'm really. excited. And um yeah, so it's on the. 11th. What else? Um he was literally so. nachant about it though. was like, "Oh. yeah, like day of surgery, just like. show me who you want to look like and. you'll wake up and look like them." So. I'm going to show them Brook Scoffield's. boot and be like, "I want what she looks. like.". And so, okay, you kind of said that.

like, "Is your dad going to be happy. about this?" No, I'm actually so scared. So I told my mom, I wasn't going to tell. any of my family cuz they're like, so my. mom's had three or four boot jobs in her. life. Each one of them like went. horribly wrong. Like ruptured all this. So my whole childhood she was like, "Do. not What do you mean ruptured? That. doesn't sound good. Exploded. What does. that mean? Exploded. Caved in. Like like. pangia. Did you just say my mom's boobs are like. pangia? No, I'm sorry. You said. ruptured, bro. Ruptured sounds like a.

volcano. It's like look, it's like it. like explodes. And so like your becomes. empty. Oh, wait. It just like falls out. It It's like kind of like your kind of. just like like saggy but like nothing in. it kind of. Oh, it's it's it's scary. So, she was like, "Never get a job." And. so, I told her my whole life I never. would and now I am. And so, I told my. mom cuz I can't keep secrets from her. And then I told my sister and when my. dad finds out, no, I'm going to be like.

in so much like like in so much. He has. no idea. So, I'm just going to pop out. cuz I get it on the 11th. out with. double CC's. Literally pop out to like [ __ ] like. what is it? Like an a summer barbecue. and just have like knockers and like. everybody's going to be like, "What the. fuck?" So you're not going to tell him. at all. I'm just going to like fly home. and have likeing insane tits. Do you. think he's going to try to act like he. didn't see? No. He's going to clock my. He's going to probably call me. He's. going to be like, "Kayla, what did you. do?" I hope you know. He's going to like.

disown me. Like he's going to be so. pissed when I got lip filler. lip. filler. He literally lost his [ __ ] Did. not talk to me for a week. So, a boob. job. O, what do you think your mom's. going to say? My mom knows. She's just. like, she girl. Yes. Yeah. She's like, I'm happy for you. But listen, this is. what's crazy is um I thought I was just. getting like the boob job. Does he watch. this podcast? Some of it, but not really. anymore. Sorry, Dad. Um, hey man. But I. was just going to get like the implants, but you know, I also have to get lipo.

suction. Oh, really? Yeah. Like cuz. apparently there's a thing called like a. uniboob and if you get like your boob. implants and you have a uniboob then it. looks like one giant boob. So I have to. get lipo suction in between my [ __ ]. boobs and I'm so scared. A condition. where breast implants are positioned too. close together often appearing as a. single unified breast shape rather than. two distinct. And if I don't get lipo. suction, I'm going to have that. So now. I have to get [ __ ] lipo suction. Dude, I'm so [ __ ] scared. And by the. way, that's an extra $4,000. God damn. Like like it's actually bad.

Like it's actually really bad, but I. have to do it and I'm really scared. I'm. just really scared and I'm excited. Oh, that's crazy. I mean, I'm excited for. you. I think this is going to be a great. improvement. I can't stop thinking about. it. Like, I think you're just going to. wake up and like everything's just going. to be better. Like, if I picture waking. up with double D's, let me just think. about it. Think about it. Picture it. Feel them. Feel them. The alarm's going. off. I'm not checking it yet, but I'm. like feeling my boobs and I'm like, "Oh, today's going to be a great day." A. great day. And then you put on like a. tank top and you just have like Oh yeah.

Anything you wear that [ __ ] popping. Popping. You wearing smalls now you. wearing medium. Right. That's the thing. I'm so excited. It's all I can think. about. Actually, it's all I can think. about. I'm so excited. I'm scared. But. he told me he was like, "Oh, it only. takes like a week to heal. You'll feel. better." And like Mhm. I'll be fine. I'm. just like It's going to be great. It's. going to go great. Yeah. I'm really. excited. That's what I did. That was. like my whole week basically. I'm. literally not going to be able to go to. the beach with you at all. Yes, you. will. No, I won't. I refuse to be next. to you on a beach, guys. But they're.

going to be fake. Okay. And I'll have. real A's. I next to you with fake. [ __ ] D. Hey, you know what they say? A's are better than C's. Do they? Well, maybe with grades. No, be. grades. That's what I was thinking. Okay. I wouldn't know. Okay. Wait, that's insane. That's an insane quote. A's are better than C's is so funny. 100% are better than C's. But yeah, I'm. going to show him a picture of Brook's. boobs. like literally 5 minutes before I. go into surgery and I was just like wake. up and have her boobs I guess. So I'm. really excited. That's crazy. Speaking.

of Brooke though. Okay. Apparently she's. engaged and that actually like ring on. the finger. Like ring on the finger. She. who? Uh her boyfriend. They've been. dating for like a year. Is this public? Like do people know who he is? Kind of. Yeah. But she like posted a Tik Tok of. her working out at Pilates and she had. like a [ __ ] diamond on her finger. Can we watch this? Yeah. Look. I didn't. even clock it. That is a [ __ ] carrot. God damn, I love my fruits and. vegetables. That is a [ __ ] crouton. with a carrot.

Look at that. In the same outfit from. the videos, Brooke posted this photo to. IG and she writes in the caption, "I am. perfectly happy all of the time." On top. of that, one of Miles's friends, no. one's happy all the time. That's Cap. Wait, I didn't I wasn't listening. She. said, I am happy all the time. Who said. that? That's Cap. Wait, who said that? Wait, can you go back like 10 seconds? Her caption was like, "I am happy all. the time. I am perfectly happy all the. time." From the videos, Brooke posted. this photo to IG and she writes in the.

caption, "I am perfectly happy." Cuz. she's engaged. On top of that, one of. Miles's friends doesn't mean you're. happy all the time. It's a video of him. and Miles and some of their That's like. all she's wanted is like a ring on the. finger. Really? Yeah. And now she has it. and it's like it's a big rock. I think. she's engaged. Damn. I'm like I don't. know. Speaking of that, have have you. seen Haley was seen without No, not just. seen without. She called paparazzi on. herself and went like. the jacket time. She did not She did not.

move her hand. It was literally she was. walking around like this. Do we have the. video of her walking while the paparazzi. takes photos? It's so clearly she's. trying to show off the hand. Do you even. think they like live in the same house? Cuz like the way that Justin posts on. Instagram and all that [ __ ] I feel like. they don't even wake up in the same. house and they like catch up through. Instagram posts. I don't know what. they're about. I feel like they. literally text through like posting on. Instagram. I can't even tell anymore. what's going on. You've got her like. clearly trying to show off the fact that.

she's not wearing the wedding ring. But. then you've also got Justin posting. photos with broken hearts like holding. his baby to the song by I think it's. called Iris. and right or by the Google Dolls. Yeah. Sing it. And it was like and I want the. world to see me and it was the part of. the song where it's like I'd give up. forever to hold you uh just to know if. you're or whatever that part is. And he. was holding his baby with a broken heart.

is the caption. So, I was like, I wonder. if he I wonder if he's using songs to. try to communicate cuz he probably can't. just go on a show. Could you imagine. being like one of the most A-listister. couples and your like significant others. communicating you via Instagram story. songs? Can you go to Justin's Instagram? I would crash the [ __ ] I'll know. It's. a recent post like last couple days. That one has a broken heart and I Is. there no song? Who put on Annoying. Already? Yeah. What the [ __ ] I don't. know. I think I think they divorced. But.

I was just talking to people yesterday. and apparently, you know, Justin's a very religious man. And apparently it's against the. Christian religion. Yeah. To get a. divorce. Well, my dad's Christian and. he's had three, right? That's what Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was at dinner the. other night and people were just being. like, "Oh, no, he can't." I'm like, "No, he can't. He wants to. I don't think. But even if he can't, she can. I mean,

she also just became a billionaire. So, I don't know. Do you think they're. divorcing? She got a billion and said. goodbye to Bieber. plus a B minus another. I don't know. But like, do you do you think I just. feel bad for Justin Bieber? I feel bad. for both of them because like I could. not imagine marrying Justin Bieber. All. my in this sounds so [ __ ] dystopian. all of my Instagram handles as being. last name Bieber and then having to. change it back. Like, are you [ __ ].

kidding me? You have like Haley Bieber. Like, imagine it was Kayla Bieber back. to Kayla Malik. I'm going private on. everything. I'm pissed. Also, imagine. her though. Like, every video that comes. out, he's like shoving her off of him. and like then Siza comes out and he's. like making out with her hand on stage. Yeah, divorce papers are up. We're done. I'm pretty I I do have to say that that. is that is interesting. And I love him. I am the biggest. I'm a.

huge Justin Bieber. I saw him. I know. I. love him. I'm just like. I don't know. You know, I just think. Justin Bieber needs to just. I don't know. Well, I think he just. needs to like do iawasa or like I think. he needs like a psychedelic experience. in the forest with like a guru and he. needs to go away for like seven days and. just do so many psychedelics that he. rewires his brain and he comes back like. a spiritual healer. You know what I. think he needs?

Probably without he needs the time. alone. No, I'll tell you what Justin. needs. Huh? Ready? Picture this. He's in a plane. Mhm. But. a economy plane like he's not in his. private jet. He's with everybody else. All right. He can't go. No. Listen, but. in this world he can. What do you mean. this? Oh, okay. Okay. All right. People. don't bother him. He's on the He's on. the plane, right? He's chilling. Nobody. knows where he's at. Yeah. [ __ ] The. air lady comes by. The air lady. What do. they call them? Flight attendant. Sorry.

The flight attendant comes by. She has a. little shooter in her hand. It's. fireball. A fireball. He takes the. fireball shot. Wakes up. That's Kayla. coded. I'm not going to lie. It is. And. he wakes up and suddenly he's in Fiji. kicking back on the beach. [ __ ] out. [ __ ] out. Nude beach. He needs a nude. beach fireball. You want to know something fun? I don't. know why this reminded me of it. Me and. Brennan have been playing this game. where it's like if we had nine lives, what would you do with them? Like for. instance, I would jump in a volcano for.

one of them. You would jump in a if you. had nine lives. If you could if you had. nine lives like a cat, I would jump in a. volcano. An active one. I never understood this. whole cats have nine lives. Like they. live 17 years. Maybe like 10 to 15. years. They don't have nine lives. But. if you had nine, like I would jump out. of a plane, no parachute, you know, like. you would use up like four of them. Do. what? Yeah. In what ways would you do. it? Uh, you know, I'd probably sign up. for Cirus Olay and go swinging on one of. those wheels. You know those big wheels.

that the people like run on like a. hamster wheel? They go upside down a. life. I'm holding on one hand and just. letting go and just flying through the. [ __ ] ceiling. What? Yeah. You know. what I think I'm doing? I'm going to see how far I can swim out. into the ocean. I'm Nemo. I'm going to. see how far I could like if I Yeah. What. the [ __ ] We could use one of our lives. together and do this. You want to do. that? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That's fair. I'd do that with you. That's like my.

dream. You know what I would do, too? I. would drink so much alcohol just to see. like what the limit is. I would drink so. much bleach. I would eat Tide Pods. Mhm. No, no, no. I would eat slime. I would. eat slime and like I would like I'd put. it down my throat and just like like. have it glide down and then like choke. on it a little bit and die, but then I'd. wake up with eight left. Oh man. I would eat my teeth. I would. drive my car with my eyes closed back. down the highway and just whatever I. bump into. Jacob, I would rob so many.

banks. Really? Because if you get shot. by the police. Oh, I would rob a lot of banks. H that. just opened up a whole other set doing a. legal thing. Oh my gosh. You know what I. would do? What? Oh my gosh. Um, I would. probably go to like a big indoor. swimming pool and walk in with a gun. What the [ __ ] And then I'd just be.

like, "Everybody clear the whole pool. and everyone would leave." Everyone. would leave and then I'd just swim laps. peacefully all alone. That's actually. really fun. And I'd buy like one of. those like Michael Phelps like the head. things and goggles and I'd wear a little. speedo and take a Viagra. So it's really. tight. Really tight. And then just go up. and down. Would you do something? Okay. Nine lives. Would you do I What the [ __ ]. are we doing? Would you do I orl. Fortnite with me? Hell yeah. Like we're. we have guns and chess and we like rent. out the Kia stadium in downtown LA and.

we like make a party full like 50 people. get in and we're all playing IRL. Fortnite. I would if I had nine lives I. would do that once a month. I would go. in a cage with um three tigers. and I would have like meat attached to. me. Yeah. But like hanging on my butt. crack. Oh my god. The man verse gorilla. Yo. I do that. I would do that. I would do. that. I would do me verse 99 gorillas. I would other way around. Wait, what?

It's 100 men versus one gorilla. But I. would switch. and I would just be like, "Come on, [ __ ]. Oo. And then I just get I would jump. into a cage of piranhas to see how much. I could take. I would I would wrestle an. alligator and put my hand in it. I would. cut off all my limbs to see if I how. long I could live. Nine lives. Why are. you guys dying every like I would go to. therapy. I would go to the actual life. I would go to the best therapist and do.

everything the opposite. Say yes. I. would do MDA. What is that? MDMA. What's. like the word? That's a hard drug. I. would do that and then I would like run. off. You mean DMT or MDMA? Either one. And then I just DMT is farther down the. line. MDNA is ecstasy. You know what I. would do? Actually, naked and afraid. Naked and afraid. I would do naked and. afraid. Oh my god. Real life Hunger. Games. I would get a BBL if I had nine. lives. I would get a BBL. I would do. Hunger Games just to see how far I would. survive in the games. You know what I. mean? I wanted I cuz I want to always.

see like it would I be the last. survivor. I would eat a lot of ass. Yo. I would eat a [ __ ] ton of ass on my. ninth. On my ninth life. On my ninth. life, I'd try eating ass. Have you never. ate an ass? I feel like you would. No, I've never I have without the nine. lives. Oh, sorry. Yo, Emma, that might. have been TMI. You need your nine lives. I love that. for you, twin. I didn't really like I.

would never in my life eat ass. I think. I put a finger. We should all try. everything. But eating ass, that's like. I don't understand that. Like eating. [ __ ] sucking dick is one thing, but. like to actually sit down and eat where. you [ __ ] is insane. You do not eat where. you [ __ ] but you're actually eating the. [ __ ] hole. No, that's a famous quote. Like, don't eat where you [ __ ] but you. are. Isn't that a famous quote? Yes, it. is. Don't [ __ ] where you eat. So, are. you eating where you [ __ ] Yeah. But if. I had nine lives, if I had nine lives, I.

would eat my [ __ ] That doesn't kill. you. No, I wouldn't. It's just an. example. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't. do that. I just That's disgusting. I. would eat my teeth. What? You would eat. your own [ __ ] No. Wait, what? No. Oh, that's what Kayla just said. Oh, I. thought you were talking. No, I I don't. know why I said that. I would eat my own. teeth, though. What? What? What the [ __ ]. are we talking about? All right. I just. thought that was a fun game. Didn't you. have fun? That was That was really fun. Right. I think about it a lot. Thank. you. I think about it a lot. We should. make a handshake. We do have one,

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down. I was down the But Jacob, you. always do that to where it's like I'm. down. That is the bar. That is the bar. Oh my gosh. That's like That's our spot. That's literally our bar right now on. the TV. That's one. It was the TV on the. other side. Yeah. So, we're all out. Jacob invites all of his friends. And. mind you, it was right by the entrance. And all of a sudden, I think Brennan. Wait, we should start from the like what. did we we get there, right? With all. your friends. Yeah. And five minutes 12. people there. Five minutes into being. there, a camera crew walks in with a.

[ __ ] backpack. I forgot about that. A. fullon camera crew with sound like with. the sound thing, the cameras. They come. up to like right near our table. And. they're like, "Hey, do you want to talk. to this basketball that talks?". And the basketball starts to [ __ ]. talk to us. And so eventually the. bouncer comes up. This is our first. incident with the bouncer here. He's. like, "Y'all can't be talking to the. basketball in here." So, we we get. kicked out or like not kicked out, but. moved to outside to talk to the. basketball. Yeah. And we're talking to.

the basketball. We're asking this. basketball crazy questions. It's talking. to us. Can Yeah, we need to find it. though. Like, y'all need to know. It was. scary. This thing. This thing is talking. to us on a Monday. On a Monday. Monday. Bro, they had somebody talking through. the ball and we're all lit. Keep in. mind, we're all lit and a camera crew. comes up to us. I was like, "Let's go. talk to him." So, we started talking to. it outside and this thing [ __ ] And. mind you, this was after we filmed last. episode. Yo, do you know what that's. like when you're when you're so lit like.

that and a and a full crew comes up to. you in a lowkey bar like this bar? It's. like maybe five people were there and. all of a sudden comes in a camera crew. with a know that we were there or were. they just pulling up? It was so weird. cuz then all of the other friends that. met up with us were like, "Wait, is are. they with you guys?" And we were like, "No, we don't know who this is." Like. dead ass talking. Yo, he gets lit. He. gets lit. Is it like a vantriloquist? What? Yeah. There's a guy in the bowl. Do it. Okay. There's a guy who has a.

microphone. Then there's a microphone. attached to the backpack of the filmer, the guy who holds it. And the other guy. stands behind the camera and he talks. So like whatever you say, he's going to. respond in real time. And that's why it. tripped me out at first. It And they had. you hold it. And it was heavy, wasn't. it? Yeah. I was like, "Yo, you [ __ ]. on hose." Like I was just talking to it. I was a little bit lit. And uh lowkey. cussed him out. Yeah, I cussed the. basketball out. I was just [ __ ] all. of a sudden all our group of friends is. outside. 10 people just talking to a. basketball. We go back Yep. Wait, you.

say it, you say it. So once, mind you, on a Monday, once we're done talking to. a [ __ ] basketball, we go back inside. the bar and we're like, "Let's get some. more shots and then head back to our. friend's house." Right. Mhm. Brennan, our friend who was on the podcast. yesterday, mind you, literally 67. Yo, literally six tall man leans back up. against the wall at the bar and shatters. a TV behind him actually like breaks the. TV like you know when it does that can. we get a screen of a broken TV? You know. when it does all like the the green.

colors and stuff like he actually. shattered the TV and as soon as that. just like that like that and as soon as. as soon as that happens a twisted tea. tall boy falls out of his pocket that he. had walked to the liquor store 5 minutes. before grabbed and snuck into a bar. So. he shatters the TV twisted tea tall boy. falls out. Bouncer looks at him and is. like what the [ __ ] And I start Jacob. when Jacob's lit he wants to fight. everybody. Jacob starts going up to the. true I either want to tell all my.

friends that I love them and cry to them. and kiss them or like like I'll go up to. my guy friends and kiss them on the. cheek and be like I love you so much man. you know that and like that's the or if. [ __ ] like this happens and then the guy. was being a little bit I don't know I. was just drunk what did I do I don't. even remember you were like well why the. [ __ ] would you put a TV there you were. like and he was like we didn't know. somebody would lean on you like you. didn't make the bar you don't own the. bar like why are put in a TV there. So, Jacob's fighting with the bouncer and.

then the bouncer's literally starting to. get heated and and then but he didn't. care about the He was like, "Dude, I. don't care about the TV. I'm not going. to do anything." He was like, "Just. chill out." And I was like, "My bad.". And then Brendan looked at me like, "Yo, chill." Because he's actually cool with. it. He's not going to cause a thing. And. then I just like showed up and I was. like, and then you know, but I crashed out. I'm a crash out. sometimes. It's It's f Yeah. Like when. we saw I become a crash out. Like when. we saw the Barney's Bandit and you were. like, I want to punch him in the face. Yeah. Yo, Saturn, I almost fought the.

Barney Bandit for you. But yeah, but I. probably would have got my ass beaten. I'm not going to lie. But like I would. have tried. Yeah. And then Saturn. grabbed the tall boy Twisted Tea off the. floor. We're on Google when you search. Barney's Bandit. No way. No way. That's. actually crazy. Oh, that's actually. that's kind of what it like the mask. looks like. It covers the eyes like. that. Yeah, kind of. It's just a eye. cover. It's like a masquerade. A. masquerade. Yeah. But then um yeah, we. we grabbed they didn't charge for the. TV. They didn't charge. We grabbed the. tall boy. He didn't see it. We chugged.

it outside and then I don't even know. where Did we go to Kenzie's house? We. went to Kenzie's and then my jaw felt. like it was going to explode. Woke up. the next morning and had to go to the. hospital. Yeah. And then you went to the. hospital and they were like, "You have. like really intense sitis." So they gave. me medicine and I'm like, I remember you. saying at the bar like my face is like. it feels like it was going to explode. I. was so sick. Like sinus pressure was. insane. I don't think like drinking. helps at all. And on top of that, seeing. one of my best friends shatter a TV at a. bar like and then drop a tall boy.

twisted tea out of his pants at the same. time. It'd be like that. It was almost. like that scene from the Joker when he's. in like the children's hospital and the. gun falls out of his pocket. Yeah, literally. It was literally like. literally he literally like he like. stood up and it fell out of and he he's. he Brennan walks over to us and he goes, "I just dropped it. I can't go pick it. back up. It's on the floor over there. Like I just walked away and then we went. over and got it. And mind you, like 5. minutes before that, like he had like. came up to me and he was like, "Take. this." And it was like three fireball.

shooters he snuck into the bar. Like. [ __ ] pockets were full of like. snuck in alcohol from the [ __ ] store. next. It was a great time though. It was. It was one of the best nights. Yeah. But. I mean, also you had the sinus thing. going on. We broke the TV. It was a. chaotic night. And the basketball. Oh. yeah. that I hope that doesn't see the. light of day cuz I was saying wild [ __ ]. like I was like [ __ ] it on hose little. bro and then I was like why am I talking. like this to this basketball my FOMO was. really really bad you could have been.

there if you weren't chasing h right. damn. chat I don't know why I'm saying chat. we're not on Twitch live stream all. right Jacob calm the [ __ ] down chat is. crazy hey should we start a Twitch Kayla. and Jacob IRL streams only you know Lil. Tay wants to go on her stream. You'd. have to do it with me. That would be. sick. You have to do it with me. I'm so. scared. Old B. Yo, those are That's. crazy. What is that? Look at the Vine. compilation. Oh my gosh. Were you on.

Vine? You guys don't know that. Everyone. just knows me from musically, but I used. to make skits on Vine. Can we watch some. Vines? Yeah, let's All right, [ __ ] it. I. did not think this was going to happen. Yeah, neither did I. This is a clip. All. right, this is Cameron Dallas and I. Jacob. What the [ __ ] did comedy vines. before I was a [ __ ] boy. It's in my. heart. Yo, Cam. Yo, Cam, Jacob. Jacob. All right, that that was a Jacob. Crap. Timmy's calling. Mom, say I can't hang.

out. You can't hang out. Ah, Sh. Sorry, Timmy. I'm just such a great guy. Really. not. [Music]. stuck in the Mom, where are you? Oh, all. right. I'm going to go in there and tell. Susan that I don't like her. Susan, I. love you. What? I have no idea what I'm. saying. Yeah, I can tell. Honey, guess. what we're having for tonight? Chicken. You're good. How would you know that? We've had it for the past seven nights. I remember when you were this short. Yay. You were so cute. Mom, get the car.

All right, dude. I got I used to make. dumb skits on Vine. Jacob, what? Oh, you're on best Viner 2016. Oh, that's. really nice. I was never big on Vine. I. got like 300k on there and then they. deleted Vine, but luckily I started. musically. I never had Vine. Yeah, I. never got big on there. I never had. Vine. I loved Vine. If only my Vines. took off, people would be like, "Damn, he's cool." But instead, all the [ __ ]. boy [ __ ] you know, people. But like, you got sweatshirt out of it. I did. I. did. They say that life gets.

stuck in my head. I'm not going to lie. Oh my gosh. Our best friend just dropped. a new palette. Did you hear about that? Our bestie, James. James Charles. I Okay. What do you think about this? I haven't. seen it. Is this the new palette? So, apparently he spent $100,000. on the ad for on his PR team. Uh, the. pallet I meant. Oh, no. On the Tik Tok. Yeah, the palette. He spent $100,000 on.

a Tik Tok he made to promote it. Really? To like a boosted ad? Yeah. Like a. promoted video. Yeah. Yeah. You don't. have to watch it though. I don't think. it deserves a hear when we talk about. James and I just had to get Wait, what. did you want to say? I I I think [ __ ]. James Charles. I'm [ __ ] sick. You can. bleep all of it. But like honestly, I'm. never here when we're able to talk about. James. So, I feel like I really have to. like say it now. Like, let your nuts. hang or your He should have used that. 100 grand on [ __ ] lawyers for the 99%.

of Can I say something I which I think. is crazy. Um, one, you know how he said. that he he spent a million dollars? Oh, but um, you know how 100,000 is a lot. different than a million? You know how. he was saying that he was going to sue. Zach Sers for all that stuff? Is that. him flying in? Yeah. No, there's no way. Wait, let's not watch it. I don't think we should watch it. It's. lowkey kind of cool though. Yeah. No, I'm just joking, TW. That [ __ ] ass. Yeah, you know, top comment. The budget.

is budgeting. I will say I have a few. things to say. What does that mean? Wait. Oh, wait. Can you Can we click on those. accounts and just see if they're real. users? Oh, wait. Paste that into Google into Google. Translate. Oh my. Oh, is that photos? Wait, what. the heck? Oh, it might be photos. It. might be photos, but. why would it do that? Yeah, that was.

weird. I don't know. It looked like I. was like That's crazy. I want his, you. know, how he said he was going to sue. Zach Sers for defamation about all the. stuff that he said. I hope, you know, he. dropped the lawsuit. Yeah. Oh, I could have guessed that was going. to happen. He literally Are you kidding. me? Why is this a thing? He dropped the. [ __ ] lawsuit. Why is this even a. thing? Like, so it's like So it's like, was everything said in that? Like, how. are you going to sit here and be like, "Everything that was said was a lie. I'm. going to sue." and then literally drop.

the lawsuit cuz you're going to lose cuz. there's proof to the claims that were. being said. And didn't he try to also he. sent something to Brennan or his team. sent something to Brennan. Uh no. So. basically there was a video this was. actually crazy. So this one girl made a. video being like, "Hey James, you made. probably $30,000 off of that video. claiming that you don't support Evan. Johnson. You should take that money and. donate it to a domestic violence like. organization." His team DMs that girl. and was like, "Hey, great. like we're. going to donate to any charity you think. is good. Right. Like 3 days later,

apparently the team was like, "We're not. donating the money anymore, but can you. please?" Yeah. But they were like, "But. can you still please post a screenshot. saying that like we wanted to donate?". So he probably spent that money on the. [ __ ] ad for his new James. Calm down, bro. Yeah. I don't know. Crazy. It's. crazy. God. But yeah, new palette came. out. So like But you said it's a very is. it's a copy of Morphe. Yeah. has like. his old Morphe palette. I guess I used. to have it. He Yeah, he basically is.

trying to like reclaim his palette and. like it makes me mad cuz everybody's. like James is going to get away with. this cuz y'all are saying everybody who. wants to keep but we may have more tea. We're just we're just Can we say what. the tea might be about? We could say. that we've both received messages from. certain people who have a lot of. information about the man we're talking. about and we're going to go through. their receipts and see if it's valid and. do a full fact check before we put it on. the show. But we may have some really.

important information that's like that's. really crazy. Really bad. Yeah. Like. really crazy. It has to do with a minor. All right, there he goes again. Wait, wouldn't it be crazy if I know this is. crazy, but it also brings us to our next. talking point, but wouldn't it be crazy. if James Charles was on Love Island? How. much drama that would cause? But. speaking of Love Island in general, that's what I'm trying to get at. But. how do you think that would go if James.

just joined Love Island? I don't know. You think they he'd get voted off? They'd kick him right off. Yeah, he'd. get voted off. I think he would be like, "Why is nobody here under 18?". [Laughter]. Sorry. Okay, speaking of Love Island, Hua is probably the biggest thing in the. world. I can't tell. Is she just a crash. out or is she the life? Oh my god. Oh my. god. You don't want Jeremiah, you want.

me, darling. Darling is great. She looks. really pretty. No, I'm in love with her. Really? I'm in love with her. Wait, really? Guys, can I just say it here? No, I don't know if I am or not. What? You just said you were. Well, I'm still. It's still in the ongoing process of. pending in my brain, but but I could. tell you that like I've seen clips. I. haven't watched a full episode. I'll. tell you that. I have not watched any uh. I've watched Tik Tok things. In some. clips, she's crying. In some clips, she's flirty. And honestly, that is my.

type. I love a good crash out. You like. crashs? Hell yeah. Your type is a song. And what's your favorite color? I like a. girl that's like I hate you die. And I'm. like, Jacob, like that's like. information. I feel like you wouldn't. like to crash out. That's crazy. Keeps. it exciting. The adrenaline rush to Yo, what's good? I'm Jacob. I like long. walks on the beach. Um I'm actually. currently reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid. 3. Um I write my journal. I do uh. journal entries. Yeah, I go to therapy. and I like um I like when the sand hits.

my toes. So if you want to have dinner. in the sky sometime, hua, just call my. line. We could go. That one clip of her. being like a beach. No, that's a mama. seated. She was like, I'm a mommy. Mama, I saw Justin Bieber posted that. That's. where it's like, I'm a father. I'm on. the beach. And then it cuts to a hut. clip. Could you imagine getting out of. Love Island and seeing Justin Bieber. posted you like before Love Island. popping? I had never No. Did you see all. the hate she's been getting? Yeah. So. what's that about? Basically, I haven't.

seen any of it from what I've heard. People are just upset that she's like so. obsessed with the guy that she's trying. to get with. Was it Jeremiah? Yeah. But. apparently Did he get voted off the. show? Yeah. But he also chose a. bombshell over her. But the thing is is. that she had never watched Love Island. before. So, she went on this show not. knowing what it was. But she's going to. be an A-list celebrity when she gets. off. Like iconic. I have a feeling that. she's gonna be like controversial, famous, popping on social media. I don't. think she'll be as big as Leah. Who's.

Leah? Leah? I've only heard about from. Leah's from Last Island. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Everybody loved her. Everybody. loved her. She gained 3 million. followers on Instagram when she was in. the villa. Was she a crash out? Kind of. Yeah, kind of. But like in a different. type of way. I want her. How old is she? She has a boyfriend. She lives in. Calabash. She has a boyfriend. I said it. like I want her. I just I'm in love. Like I think she still lives like. literally 20 minutes away from here. Yo, Leah, come get you a real man that's.

5'7. What? And likes long walks on the. beach. Yeah, but yeah, let's look up her. boyfriend. Let me see. I'll fight him. No. What the [ __ ] Oh, hell no. I am not. fighting. Wait, I would like Hold on. Hold on. To protect to protect myself. I. had no idea who I was talking about. I. do not wish any I do not want to fight. I've never been in a fight. I probably. would get knocked out, brother. And I. just wish you guys happiness and.

longevity in your relationship. And I. completely apologize on behalf of what I. said just a second ago, man. I meant. nothing by it. And I hope you and Leah. have a prosperous future. And just. forget what I just said, man. Much love, brother. Have you never been in a fight? Um, I have been in like fights with my. friends, but like fist fight. Jumped. somebody. I've been jumped, but I never. jumped. You've been jumped in middle. school. Yeah, I used to get bullied. really bad. I had to leave middle. school. I would have gone to public.

school if I didn't get bullied out of. Was it because of Vine? Yeah, it was. because of musically. I'm not going to. lie. In seventh grade, I started doing. music. I started doing Vine when I was. in fourth grade in elementary school. I. used to tell everyone, "I'm going to be. famous on Vine." And like the girls that. I had a crush on would be like, "No, you're not." and I had like 800. followers. When I hit 20K on Vine, I. would show that to everyone in fifth. grade. Like, yo, I'm popping. Like, look. at this. And then people started. believing in me. So then I started. believing in me even more. And then. started doing musically. And then by. seventh grade, I was getting bullied.

really bad, like shoved in the hallway, tried to put in my own locker, people. threatening my life. I had I had to. leave 15 minutes before school ended to. go to the bus. And I was escorted by the. principal cuz people thought I was going. to get killed. And then my mom was my. mom's the OG. Thank you, mom. She saw. what was happening and went with me to. the principal's office and was like, "Look, if you don't handle these. threats, like I'll just take him out of. school." And then she did cuz she was. like, "I don't want him to [ __ ] get. stabbed for what he's doing." People. were going to stab you. Hell yeah. You.

had that police escort. There were like. a thousand kids in my middle school. Like I didn't go to like a bougie middle. school. This is a a public school with. like kids from all different counties. And I had a good time while it lasted. And then Yeah. You were literally just. like posting videos. Yeah. And the thing. is I will I want to give a shout out to. my boy Chad. There was one time where. like kids used to take my lunch every. day. Like straight out of a Yeah. Like. Yeah. Like that [ __ ] really happens. It. happened to me every day. Kids would. come over to my table and be like, "Give. me your lunch." And my mom would have.

made me like a Every day I just give it. to them and I would eat when I get back. home. And uh and. and there was one day that my boy Chad, this is how I became friends with Chad, who makes the Uggs that I wear on who. lives in LA, we've been friends from. that moment on. Chad was kind of friends. with the guys who used to take my lunch. cuz he was a grade older. And I was in. seventh grade. It was seventh and eighth. grade in the middle school. So the. eighth graders like would bully me. And. um and there was one day that they came.

over to take my lunch. And Chad like. actually respected what I was doing on. social media. He was like, "Yo, you're. able to make money. Like, congratulations." And he respected it. And when they came over to take my. lunch, there was a day that Chad was. just like, "No, you guys aren't going to. do that." And they all were like, "What?" And he was like, "Get the [ __ ]. out away." Like he actually like was. like, "Get the [ __ ] away." And they. literally walked away. And from that day. forward, they stopped taking And you. know what's crazy? They're probably I. was like, "You're my boy." And we're. still friends to this day. And they're. probably living under a [ __ ] bridge.

now while you're making millions. Like I. wish them all the best. Like we were. just young insecure kids. I was. insecure. I used to hate on people, but. I would never bully people. Like Yeah. Bullying's [ __ ] crazy. Yeah. Like. when I Oh. Yeah. No, I actually went. through that online and in person. Like. bad. Like really bad. Like people from. my hometown when I walk around now, I'll. randomly get like some, "Hey, I'm sorry. for the way I treated you." That's so. insane. People are older now, but they. I've gotten so many apologies walking. around in my hometown like just from. like I'm sorry about that. And like.

Yeah. Really? actually with my head for. a while, but it also made me a better. person. As [ __ ] up as it sounds, I was. like kind of overly confident when I was. younger and it allowed me to like I. wouldn't have the humor I have now if I. hadn't been trashed on when I was. younger. Facts. Like I learned to like. make jokes so that people couldn't pick. on me. Like self-deprecating jokes so. that people would like agree with it and. then we could get along over that. That's just soing annoying. Like I went. through that like junior year, but not.

to the point where it was like like. movie level bullying. It was more like. people were threatening to jump me. The. teachers didn't want me to go to prom. Like I remember there was one time in my. junior class where we had to go up and. do like icebreers. And as I'm in front. of the whole class, the teacher was. like, "All right, well, how much do you. make then?" And I had to sit there in. front of the whole class to the teacher. and be like, "I make this much a year.". And it was like so [ __ ] weird. And it. was just like [ __ ] like that. But it. wasn't like that's [ __ ] crazy. And. instead, that's how that makes me feel. I used to. be like low-key like depressed as from. that. Like I remember like it if I'm.

acting like it didn't affect me like no. it did. Like I used to come home and. like cry all the time. And my dad was. like very much like you're going to go. to college, you're going to stay in. school, like that's what do and then my. mom was a little bit more like damn this. is terrible. And thankfully they like. like I wouldn't do what I do now if it. weren't for them like trusting that like. let's take a risk and like actually pull. them out of school and let them do. homechool so that you could really focus. on them. Isn't it so crazy that like.

people actually just [ __ ] on you when. you're doing better than them and now. they're probably sitting here like damn. Like I I I remember when I blew up in. high school I thought that like if I. ever got famous or whatever you want to. call it that people would want to be. your friend and like suck your dick. But. it is literally the opposite. And that. is so insane to me that people will sit. there and instead of being there, like I. would be a clout chaser if somebody blew. up my [ __ ] high school. Okay, we're. best friends now. Like, you know what I. mean? Like what do you mean you're going. to say you're cool, right? Like you want. to Yeah. What are you getting out of. actually sitting there and like bullying.

somebody? I watched it happen, too. Like. before I started doing musically, kids. didn't really bully me. Kids just minded. their own business and they was all. jealous. the day I started like really. blowing up and I was on the leaderboards. back then on musically, that's what they. had. And I started gaining like 100k. followers a day, they were like, "Fuck. this guy. He's blah blah blah blah. blah." And back then, like it was like. common to call people like slurs, which. is crazy. Like in middle school, I don't. I think we could all agree like nowadays.

you could never say some of the stuff. that people were saying in middle school. to bully people back then. like ton of. really rude things towards different. communities of people, but they used it. as like an insult. Can we just talk. about how it used to be like an insult. to call people gay? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like. my comments when I was 13 were flooded. with like queer, gay, the f word, and like different words. like that. And I can't believe that. people thought that that was an insult. Could you imagine if people did that. now? I mean, some people still call me.

like a lesbian or, you know, but I. respect that. Hey, I like girls that. like girls, too. So, I like girls. No, it's actually just [ __ ] crazy. Like, I I will never understand like being in. the mindset to where you want to bring. people down that are doing better than. you. I understand jealousy. I get. jealous to this day. Like, I see people. blowing up on social media and I get. jealous, but I if I like what the [ __ ]. gets in your brain to sit there and like. make them want to kill themselves. Like, that's so insane to me. Yeah, it's. tough. online bullying has really led to.

like a lot of people, you know, harming. themselves. Like I just saw something. about this lady who like raised foxes on. TikTok and she just took her own life. My mom just texted me about that. You. know what's crazy is Love Island. There's been three contestants on there. that ended up themselves because of the. hate they got when they got off the. island. You know how tough it is to like. You understand? I understand. I think a. lot of people in this room who have been. on social media when there's millions of. people watching and commenting. I just. saw a video the other week that was like. just a hating video on me on my for you. page with 100k likes and I was like damn.

do people [ __ ] hate me? Like that. [ __ ] with anyone's head. Like I try to. be a good person but you put good out. there and no matter what people are. going to talk [ __ ] Back in like the day. like back in like 2022 it was like a. trend to like recreate my makeup as. shittily as possible and then like be. like yeah literally. And like it was my. whole for you page of people like dead. assass clowning me and like I I remember. that [ __ ] with my head so much. But. that also in a way desensitized me today. to where it's like I don't give a [ __ ]. about mean comments now. So it's like I. mean think about it. I made it through.

the sweatshirt era. I made it through. the sweatshirt era now. But now it's. iconic. One video that has 100k likes. Amazing. But now it's iconic. I'll like. it. I'll like the video. Me though. Me. now. But it's iconic. Before it was like. o mass amounts of hate which is crazy. I. think I had like the eighth most. disliked video on all of YouTube. Justin. Bieber baby was number one. So I always. kept that in my mind. I was like all. right Bieber's got number one. But like. I had like number seven or eight most. disliked on all of YouTube which there's. been over probably a billion videos. uploaded. I think it's still top 20.

That actually makes me mad. And then. it's Everyday Bro by Jake Paul came out. and that top If you prefer Everyday Bro. over Sweat Shirt, you need [ __ ] help. You need actual [ __ ] help. Are you. kidding me? Speaking of uh you know mass. amounts of hate and leading people to. potentially crash out or cause a crazy. rever. or I don't know if he did what is going. on with Okay, this is going to be so. hard to explain. Richie, can you kind of. do you know kind of what's going on?

Honestly, not really. It just seems like. his Instagram has been a constant crash. of post. It's like a reality show. Yeah. like he's just been non-stop. posting a bunch of like just random. rambling. I'm going to try to I'll try. to describe it. This one. Do you see. this one? All right, let's put that. What the [ __ ] Wait, what is this? What? I haven't seen this one. To pretend. anymore. All of this is happening. We're coming. to you. I've challenged you manto man to.

a fight. This is how it all started. Who. is he threat to Joe Rogan? So he was in. Texas. and he made a video about Joe Rogan. saying, "I want to fight you. Joe Rogan. got him arrested." Like they came to. his. So then can we play one of the. like? No. No. Earlier early like that. one right there on the left. Yeah. I'm. now recording while dealing with the. cop. His filmer. He's making his filmer. record all this. God, watch him. He's crashing out.

There's police outside his hotel room. right now for saying he wanted to fight. Yeah, but no. No. He starts tweaking. I. just need to put stuff on. Just put cuz. they're not going to take me naked. He. starts tweaking. Can we like skip. through it? It's like a 15minute video. I watched it all last night. Can I put. my shoes on? No, that's not Oh my god. Anything. I love you, Emma. You're. amazing. Anything and everything. And. when I go to the back, Justin's. recording fits Patrick. He's got the. most beautiful wife in the world. That's.

like Oh, it doesn't let you skip through. it. Oh, all the comments are saying he. lost it. I wonder if I have to go. Infinite Khole. Wait. So, okay. I'd be. grossed out if I made a joke being like, but there's police outside his door. Everything. I'd be crushed out. I was. like, "Jacob Sartorius, I challenge you. to a fight." And then you called the. police. That is a little bit crazy. My. boy said that it was over that quote. from what he said to Joe Rogan. I guess. Joe Rogan took it as a threat. And I. guess when you're Joe Rogan, you can get. people arrested for this type of thing.

Okay, that's so stupid. I get it though. Like the liver king's a scary guy and he. in his I guess he is. But Oh, he has. guns. Mhm. Okay, just kidding. Joe Rogan. press charges. Somebody was making a. video holding two pistols. He started. crashing out. Like you guys really have. to go watch it. Look it. Wait, wait, wait. Go up. You see the thing on the. table? Wait, scroll down. You see that. tool? He was walking around the hotel. room holding it like, "Wait, can I bring. this with me to the police department?". And his camera man's like, "Put that.

down. Like, put that on the table." And. he's like, "I'm not putting anything. down." And he was like, "Tell the police. I need 12 more minutes." And he's pacing. back and forth and he's like, "I need to. have a meeting with my family. Bring the. camera in." He's like, "You keep. filming. No matter what happens, you. keep filming." And and then the. cameraman's like, "Okay." And you could. hear the cameraman when they go into the. other room. Like his wife's like, "No, don't bring the camera in. I need to. have a talk with my family before he. gets like put in handcuffs." And the. cameraman's like, "Oh god, what's. happening?" And um yeah, it was. absolutely insane. He's losing it. Um he.

was like, "I need my sleeping. medication." Goes into the shower, grabs. a bottle of lean. I'm like, "Liver. King's doing lean." So much for help. Good Liver King at it. Oh, really? Wait, what the [ __ ] Look at him. He loves the. liver. He doesn't even like it. He looks. like scary. I need my medication. Wait, Jacob, what if he kills us? Oh god. Wait, I'm scared. I like to cry. Have. him on the podcast. Is he eating raw. liver? Yes, that's like his whole thing. Yeah, that was his whole unhinged since. day one and we're just now realizing if. you're eating raw [ __ ] liver, he. drinks blood in the video, but then it.

was all like fake. He he used to say. that eating raw meat builds your muscles. and his whole get people, but he was on. steroids the whole time. I don't the one. that exposed it, but Rogan might have. been involved in the It was Logan Paul's. podcast. He went on there and they were. like, "Are you natural?" And he lied and. said yes. And then somehow they actually. proved that he was on steroids. And then. he had to put out a whole statement that. was like, you know, uh, yeah, I guess I. am on steroids, but he is eating raw. meat, so he is crazy. It was obvious he. was on steroids. Why is he doing that? I.

don't know. And threatening Joe Rogan. with a gun. Have you ever heard him talk. about his past self? He'll say his old. name was Brian Johnson and I love that. last name. That's a good last name. O, he was like, he literally said Brian. Johnson died a long time ago and then he. changed his name to Liver King. Speaking. of uh if your last name is Johnson, you. are clinically [ __ ] insane. Honestly, I've never met a good Johnson. Yeah. And. we have a note with the last name.

Johnson left to talk. Oh, wait. Yeah. I. I remember this. So, ever since we. started this podcast, I've started to. like make a notes thing on where I'd. like add funny little stories I'll think. of to like talk about possibly. And I. just called Jacob and told him about. this one. So, yeah. What What does this. mean? is we have egging Evan Johnson. Okay, so basically one night that we got. into a really bad fight, this was on. Halloween last year, like right around. Halloween era, and we got into a fight. at this party and in LA. In LA, yeah, it.

was at an unruly Halloween party. Yeah. Yeah, unruly. I think we might have been. there. You probably were. You I Oh, that's crazy. I was so [ __ ] up. I took. my first shot in 1942 that night. Like, god, I was dressed up as Sabrina. Carpenter. I was having a ball. Okay. And of course, Evan was with me and. middle. Give you off that espresso, if. you know what I'm saying. Espresso is. like powder, right? No, espresso's not. Oh my gosh. You don't know. Espresso. [ __ ] coffee. You're a fake Sabrina. Carpenter fan. I I doubt she drinks.

espresso. She does. She has a whole. That's me. Espresso. And I think I would. make a song. I I Okay, John, you know. that song, right, John? Of course. Of. course. You don't drink coffee. So it's. I don't think about every. [Applause]. Why'd you over your nipples? Oh no. So what what what were you saying? Oh um.

I'm nervous. I'm nervous now. Egging. Evan. Okay. So yeah, I I have to explain. it. So how we got to me rubbing my. nipples? I don't know. It It set me off. It set me off. I have ADHD and a lot of. threaten like Li King. I'm going to. threaten you like Liver King and pull. two guns out. to me. If I had nine lives. Oh yeah. If. I had nine lives, would we would you. shoot me and I shoot you? I think that'd. be fun. Would you do Russian roulette if. you had nine lives? I would. No, I.

would. What is Is that like where the. There's plastic bags? No. No. What are. you talking about? What are you talking? Wait, wait. Explain what you're thinking. first before we tell you. I want to hear. what the [ __ ] you think Russian roulette. is. Like like magicians will do that. trick where they have like four plastic. bags and then they hit the nuh-uh. And. there's a spike in one of them, but they. can I tell you have a revolver and one. bullet in the revolver and you spin it. and put it to your head and shoot it and. then the next person goes but I would do. Russian roulette if I had nine lives. So. that's what it is. It's like a revolver.

and you have a and you and there's you. just and everybody passes it around. first. Yeah. first. Yeah. One one in the. chamber and they spin it every time. So. it's every time you have a one in six. chance of life or death. Did they they. do it in Russia? Is this this is Who. plays this game? Cra Joe Rogan. Is this. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Li King. Li King. He. doesn't do that. He's going to [ __ ]. come for me. Somebody does it. People. So, do people. play this? Wait. Did this stem from a.

real thing? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it. definitely came from a real thing. But. was this done by like the government to. torture people? I don't know about any. of that game. It was fun. It was like. that knife game you use with your hand. The adrenaline rush, you know? Yeah. I I. don't I don't know. And people would die. playing this. Oh, yeah. Could you. imagine playing this with the homies? And then one of them Imagine playing. Russian roulette with the homies. Whoever bought the guns going to jail.

Are you kidding me? Yeah. I I don't know. if people are actually playing this. game, but like I I don't know. I just. saw it on Squid Game. Like it is still. relevant. Has played it. Oh, I'm sure. this game has actually, as sad as it. sounds, has been played. Oh, yeah. In. Russia, why do they call it Russian. roulette and not American roulette? Oh, wait. Okay, we have to talk about egging. Evan. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I forgot about. that. We got into Russian roulette. We. got to end on a low note cuz it's Evan. Johnson. Low. You go low, I go lower. Unruly Halloween party. We pull up. I.

take my first shot of 1942 and midway. through the night, Evan is as normal, accusing me of cheating, accusing me of. everything in the books, right? So, we. get into a huge fight and we end up. breaking up like at the party, just like. a fight like, "Fuck you. [ __ ] you.". Right? So, he calls an Uber. I call. seven Ubers cuz I kept jumping out of. them. I spent $700 on Ubers. Jumping out. of I was jumping out of the Ubers. So, wait, hold on. These are important. details. And you might be like, "Oh, all. the cubs. Oh, Jacob's cutting her off.".

No, this is important. She just said. that she jumped out of a car seven. times. So, you got seven different. Ubers. So, cuz he would he was like, "I'm not going to get in the Uber with. you. Like, [ __ ] you. I hate you. You're. a slut." And mind you, I did nothing. that whole night besides dance with. Emma. And so, I was like, "Okay, whatever." So, I'm going to Uber myself. home, too. Have you encountered men like. this, too, where it's like people just. saying stuff like that? Oh, a thousand%. Yeah. I mean, that just I never have. like seen that. It's real. It's real. So. he he was like crashing out on me. So I.

was like, "Okay, [ __ ] you. I'm going to. go home alone." So I called first Uber. I was like, "Oh my god, I can't leave. him." Jumped out. Second Uber did the. same thing. I did that five more times. I spent $700 on Ubers cuz I kept jumping. in one night. In one night cuz I kept. jumping out of them. [ __ ] I know. I. kept jumping out of them mid ride cuz I. was like, "Oh my god, like he hates me.". Cuz you guys were arguing and then you'd. literally be like, "Drop me off here.". And I would be like, "I'm sorry. I. didn't open the car door and jump out at. a like a red light." Yeah. And I jump. out and I try to find him. Couldn't find. him. I'd call it again. And then just I.

did that seven times until eventually I. went home and solo like then were you. guys in separate separate cars. So I. finally called the eighth Uber. I get in. it and I just go back home and I get. there and he's packing up his bags and I. was like Yeah. And I was like why the. are you leaving? Like what the [ __ ]. He's just like you're a [ __ ] You're a. [ __ ] And if you've been in a toxic. relationship, you know, like the um. attachment issues, the I don't even know. how to explain it. We just feel so like. crazily like I cannot let you go. So I'm. like you're not [ __ ] going anywhere. Like what the [ __ ] So he grabs his bag.

I felt that but I don't know if it was. toxic. It it can be in certain ways like. this. He was fully just trying to leave. my house and break up with me because he. thought that I was a [ __ ] because I. wore a Halloween costume. It was so. stupid. So he grabs his bags and he goes. to the corner of the road by my house by. like this electrical box and he's like, "I'm calling a [ __ ] Uber. I'm going. back to Nashville." So I was like, "Oh, calling a Uber from LA to Nashville to. go to LA. How much is that?" $650. I. already bought a [ __ ] plane ticket. and he was Ubering to LAX, whatever. So.

I was like, so I was like, you bro, like. you just ruined my whole night. You're. calling me a [ __ ] for no reason. I just. spent $700 on Ubers. Like, [ __ ] you. I. grab a carton of eggs and I sneak down. my driveway. while he's going to get in the Uber. No, while he's sitting there calling his. Uber. Okay, so he's outside calling. Like imagine him. Imagine him in the. corner of a street next to an electrical. box like this with his suitcase like. this and he's just sitting there like. right and he had just called me a [ __ ]. all night and I'm sneaking down with my. carton of eggs. I grabbed them. I just.

starting tossing eggs at him, threw them. all over him. Heing deserved it. He got. egged. I egged him and then I'm not. going to lie, Richie. Welld deserved. Oh, hell yeah. I mean, I know we've said. [ __ ] James Charles on this podcast a. lot, but can we just say [ __ ] him? We. get it on. Hands in on three, guys. Hands in on three. One, two. Hey, Saturn's doing hell. Hell yeah. One, two, three. [ __ ] Johnson. And yeah, so I. I egged him and then he was covered in.

eggs. And then um he was like, "I love. you. I'm sorry." And he slept in my bed. that night. And meanwhile, you egged. him. Did he smell like eggs? He took a. shower. Oh. But I I I dowed him in. Still had egg yolk in his hair. everywhere. You know what's crazy? Saturn used to like know Evan. Really? Well, I I met Saturn for the first time. Send me on a whole thing, but we'll save. it. We'll save. Well, all right. How did. you meet Evan Johnson? So, I was dating. this one girl and she was best friends.

with this girl named her name. Do Mck. say her name's Mckenley. Mckenley. Okay. Her name was McKinley and he was dating. her and I was dating this one girl and. they were all friends and so we all went. to go stay at McKinley's house and Evan. was there and we were just like me and. Evan would like hang out for like I. think we're hanging out for like maybe. two weeks and he like treated her like. and mind you what's crazy is he told me. that Saturn ended up [ __ ] McKinley. behind Evan's back. Like he made up this. whole story to me being like Mckenley. cheated on me with Turns out none of.

that is true. Sad. Oh [ __ ] Turns out. none of that was true. And Evan was just. beating McKinley's ass and then told me. that like like who what who was No, I I. I never witnessed him beating but he was. like not in front of you but he was he. told me Evan was doing that to his last. girl. Yes. And I didn't [ __ ] know. He. told me that he was getting cheated on. by her and his whole bit our whole. [ __ ] relationship was I have trust. issues cuz McKinley would cheat on me. McKinley makes a Tik Tok. I watch it. She's like, "He would beat my ass every.

[ __ ] day." And she never cheated on. him. He pathologically cheated on her. and beat her ass. And then he was like, "I was cheated on. That's why I have. trust issues and beat you.". So then, sorry, off topic. Wait. So. then, so then Evan was dating somebody. else and you were like met him through. hanging out because of couples and. stuff. And then how did So then after. that you started dating Evan and then we. went to like this Halloween thing and.

Saturn was there. So you had met him. like in the back. I like Evan wouldn't. let me out of the car though at a gas. station. Yeah. I wasn't allowed out of. the car. She wasn't allowed. Did you. guys have a crush on each other at first. sight or how did that I thought but like. I I was I wasn't allowed to get out. I. didn't even talk. I like glance at her. and that was really I didn't like really. pay her any mind. I wasn't allowed to. have eye contact. Also, like I knew how. Evan was, and I just wasn't going to. like even try to talk to her because I. knew Evan would have been on some. [ __ ] So, I was just like I just He. tried to fight one of my best friends, S.

wanted to hook up with me, which was not. true. I wasn't allowed to have friends. Damn. Love you, S. Hope you're watching. this. So, you egged him. He's a eggy boy. sitting in jail. So, then how do we get to you guys? You. know what's crazy? Can I just know the. lore, please? Wait, can I tell you. something crazy? All right. Evan gets. out of jail on Saturn's birthday. Really? Like on his birthday? Damn. So, wait, is this dude just going. to be roaming around the earth? Um, no. He's probably going to like break. probation and go back to jail. One of. his probation things. Oh, so after he.

gets out of jail, he's on two years. ankle monitor. Not that, but like he's. not allowed to operate a social media. account, which he's he's already broken. He's already broken that. Wait, so. he's gonna get arrested again. He's also. on He can't have a license or drive a. car for a year. He's going to break that. after jail. Mhm. And he can't have. social media. It says after and he's. already broken that. Yeah. I see him. post. other people are posted for him. So, which is the more you know, you know,

I'm going to national for the 4th of. July. So, we'll see. I'm glad you egged. him. Thank you. I think that's a great. way to end it. Yeah. Wow. Um, thank you. to everybody. We're about to head over. to banging out.com for the exclusive. where you could get early adree. episodes. You can also get discounts on. merchandise. You also get bonus content. We're shouting people out that. subscribe. We're going to maybe even. FaceTime some members. I think that. would be fun. We should We should like. prank them. Yeah. Hell yeah. So, shout.

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