Should we do this? | Ep #1| Bangin' Out w/ Kayla Malecc & Jacob Sartorius
Wait, wait. Wait, pause. Wait, pause. Wait. I knew this was going to happen. Is that Jenna Ortega? God damn. No, I'm. Is that Jenna Ortega? Yeah. You kissed. Jenna Ortega. At the end of the video. when we go in for the kiss, it fades to. black so people don't know. We kissed. [Music]. So, should we actually do this? Should. we? I mean, I've always been down to do. this. I don't know. I've never done it. before. Well, I've done it a few times.
and I've always wanted to do it with. you, actually. Yeah. So, I think we. should do it if you want. I think we. should. You're going to do it for your. first time with me on camera. Jacob, that's freaky. I know, Jacob. That's. crazy for your first time. But I'm. lowkey a freak. He lowkey a freak. Welcome to the Banging Out podcast. We're going to be banging out tonight. I. can't I can't wait to bang it with you, Jacob. Oh, it's going to be fun, Kayla.
I cannot wait to bang it up with you. It's good to be here, everybody. Um, yeah. So, for everybody who doesn't. know, this is the number one podcast in. the world. Yeah. Analytically proven. It's proven on every single website you. look at. Number one podcast, Bang It Out. pops up. So, um, I'm glad Billboard just. wrote about us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, there was a. lot of balls dropping. Okay. I kind of like that cuz like the. ball drops in New York. I Okay, I've.
actually I have a lot of questions about. ball drops. What does it mean when when. it's like, "Oh, my balls dropped." Um, like I'm actually so serious. Just like. you became a stronger version, but do. they actually I don't know. Everybody. says, "I'm still waiting for mine. I'm. still waiting to see." Like I actually. just don't know what it means. Yeah. From what I've heard, they drop at a. certain age. Do you feel it? I don't. feel anything down there. anymore. Just No, but I think it just.
means like you became a better version. of yourself. I just don't like a. stronger version. Like my balls dropped. and then I could and then I could fight. How old are you when your balls drop? Me? I'm still waiting. Oh, so maybe. it'll be like a big like all of a sudden. you'll just like sink into the ground. Yeah. Imagine they're like 30 lb. Imagine 30 lb. No, I saw um a video of. the guy with the largest, you know, thing. Where did you see this? Um I. think it was like um Lifetime. Lifetime. and it was like in his pants down to his.
I don't know how I got here. Anyways, that's it. I quit. That's insane. I don't know how I got. We just started talking about balls. We're just talking about balls. Hey, Mom. This is the podcast that I was. telling you about. A She'd be so proud. No, she's so proud at home right now. Um. yeah. Yeah. Are you excited about this. podcast? I mean, banging out. It's weird. how we got here. Like, it feels like a. fever dream right now. No, this is. insane. I think the viewers at home know. the story. So, what they Okay, listen.
You don't even know this and I've been. like waiting to tell you up until we. were here. Oh god. Okay, so the day that. I made the video, because for everybody. who doesn't know, I made a video. Kayla. said she had a crush on me. Yeah, I did. And let me tell you like the actual. logistics on why. Oh, you actually don't. [ __ ] with me? No comment. Anyways, so my stepsister has like I'm not. joking, like been your number one fan. for so long. So I told her when I. started social media, I was like, I'm. going to piss you off. I remember that.
at Zach's apartment. Tik Tok couple of. the year. So we're dating. Yeah, that's. what I thought. That's why I thought we. did this whole thing. Jacob, I've. cheated on you a lot. What? Jacob, I've cheated on you a lot. Like. how much? I'm at 13. All right, Jacob, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was. exclusive. I thought this was like an. open relationship type thing. No. Oh, this is unbelievable. I'm pissed. Don't. act like you didn't. So, did you. actually like me at one point? No.
comment. Wow. So, you said your. stepsister was like a fan. Yeah. What's. your steps sister's name, by the way? We. Zoe. She's gonna watch Zoe. What the. [ __ ] is up, Zoe? Oh my god. No. She's. She had a comforter with your face on. it. Really? Yes. And I'm not even. joking. I slept with your steps sister. in ways, but we're here. And you know. what's so beautiful about this moment? Banging out. That's true. What does it. mean to you? I I love banging. I'm. sorry. I'm like not Guys, I don't know.
what's going on. I feel like when the. cameras are Is that the vibes on here? Is that what we're doing? We're both on. a couch. Let's talk about it. I like. banging, too. Who said that? All right. No. No. Who said that? I don't know. Who the [ __ ] said that? It was Richie. Sorry, guys. So, you like banging is. what you just said. What do you mean by. that? I mean, how can one put it into. words? I don't know. Like, okay. Like, like, um, banging out. It's like hanging out,
but you're banging out. And so sometimes. when you bang, you hang. You slang. What does banging out mean to you, Jacob? Banging out means to me sexual. I. mean, it speaks volumes in the sexual. community. It speaks for a whole. generation. You know, Netflix and chill. Oh my god. Banging out. Banging out. That's the new thing. Holy [ __ ] We just. invented it. Richie, trademark it. Oh my. god. It's getting done right now. Chill.
We're banging out. We're banging out. We're banging out. When are we banging. out? Hanging out and banging out. Hanging out. I want to hang out. Bang. out. Bang it. Saying it. Yes. Thank you, Kayla. I love that. Thank you. I style. some say. Why did you agree to do this. podcast? Why did you like Why did you. You know, um when when life just brings. you to different places, you just go I. don't know. I feel like it's going to be. good, though. I think it's going to be. fantastic. Y'all didn't see this, but. like 5 minutes ago, Jacob was doing. jumping jacks cuz No, I wasn't. Let's.
talk about it. Okay, guys. cuz I was. doing jumping jacks because I was a. little bit excited and I had to get out. a little bit of the creative energy. because I didn't want to come on here. and act like, you. know, somebody else. Oh, like I was. going to say like somebody you're not. like Kanye. But you know, one time I met. Kanye. Wait, are you actually serious? Dead ass at Scooter Braun's house. I. swear to God this happened. Why were we. Wait, what? What do you mean? At one. point in my career, this is a [ __ ]. true story. I swear Scooter Braun wanted.
to co-manage me with my current managers. from back in like the like like Justin. Bieber's manager, Scooter Braun. I went. over to Scooter Braun's house and Kanye. was just chilling there on the phone. He's on speaker phone and he sees me and. he he honestly I will say my experience. with him, he was respectful. Like he was. on speaker phone and then he like saw me. and I was with my family and he like got. off speaker phone and came over and. shook our hands and was like, "How's it. going?" And I was like, "What the fuck?".
I was like, "Do I ask for a picture?". And I went home and told all my friends. and no one [ __ ] believed me. But I've. been telling this story non-stop. It did. happen. But recently, you know, I do not. agree with anything that I like at all. But I will I mean, that's what happened. He did come over. Wait, how long ago was. this? Seven years ago, probably. Holy. [ __ ] Yeah, I should have got a picture. now. I could have posted it and been. like, "Damn, shake my head. My goat. I. miss the old. Not even the goat no more. He just ruined it all. I know. Literally.
like he literally just ruined. everything. How do you feel like when. someone just ruins everything? Justin. Bieber's lowkey crashing out, too. A. little bit. Justin Bieber has a Oh, this. is where it's like sticky with like the. Justin and Haley [ __ ] Wait, I got this. I got this. Can you look up on on. TikTok, Richie? There I was at LAX. If. you just look up uh Jacob Sartorius. Justin Bieber. I I was at LAX and there. was a [ __ ] dude with like a Twitch. stream that came up to me and was like, "What do you have to say about what.
Justin Bieber is going through right. now?" This is what I said. Very, very. good answer. I mean, it always it always. helps to hear some positive words. We. have to put on the headphones. I've. looked up to Justin for most of my life. So, obviously, you know, thank you for. inspiring me and we all are here to. support you. And I was just getting off. the flight. I'm on the phone with my. friend Adam. I'm just like, "What the. [ __ ] is this?" You are so PR trained. I. wish I could just have like a normal. conversation with you. All right, we got enough of that. I gave.
a good, you know, I was just so scared. I had just gotten off the plane. There. was an emergency landing in Arizona. And. then, you know, I've been through a lot. of trauma that day. I was also probably. high. So, I can see it. Yeah. My eyes. literally look like I have pink eye. I. was wondering if he was going to ask. that next. Like, do you have pink eye? I. was going to be like, "Yes, I do." Um, yes. That's crazy. Yeah. No. Um, I don't. know how we got here, but anyways. Yeah. So, Kayla, I think it's important. How.
did we meet? I made a video being like, I want to collab with you. It's like. this. I have a crush on you, whatever. And so, I remember driving down. I'm not. joking. I was about to cancel cuz I was. so [ __ ] scared to meet up with you. And then after we collabed and. everything, I'm not joking. I had a lot. of people asking like, "Oh, how was it?". it like I was convinced that you were. scared of me. Really? I was convinced. you were scared. I know. I thought you. hated me and were scared of me. So, I. told like everybody I was like, "No, I. think he's scared of me." And then you. texted Clab again and I'm like, "Okay, maybe he's not." I don't think I think.
Google's tripping. Did I meet you in. 2017? Caleb Matt, were you in the music. video for my song Chapstick? How did you. know? Actually, how did you know, bro? No way. Oh my god. What? Oh, here we go. They're pulling up Chapstick now. Here. we go. Now this is viral now. Yeah. Here. we go. Oh no. Why are you kissing another girl, Jacob? I don't know. This is a lot. Uh, here we go. Running through New York for. those that don't know. Um, wait. Wait,
wait. Wait. Pause. Wait. Pause. Wait. I. knew this was going to happen. Is that. Jenna [ __ ] Ortega? God damn. No. I'm. Is that Jenna Ortega? Yeah. You kiss. Jenna Ortega? At the end of the video. when we go in for the kiss, it fades to. black so people don't. know. We kissed. I'm just kidding. But yeah. No, we did. It was fun. Wait, I didn't know about. this. It's a great music video.
Um, that was fun. Are we seeing this? Was it good? Was it good, Jacob? Was it. a good kiss? How was it? It wasn't even. like It was like we were doing this. podcast right now. There were so many. cameras around. It wasn't even like. that. How scared were you? So scared. Oh. my god. Was it your first kiss? It was. probably like my It was probably Yeah. Like one of my first kisses. Yeah. Like. honestly. Yeah. Your your first kiss was.
Jenna [ __ ] Ortega. What a flex, my. boy. Jacob Artorius. There we go. Round. of applause. Round of applause. What a. flex. There we go. I am a little. jealous, but I'll let it slide. It's a. flex. Oh my gosh. Wow. Wow. Wow. Holy. [ __ ] That's really I didn't even know. that. Yeah, that that did happen. Wow. I. don't even know what to say. Wait, I. could really go off on this. Okay, let's. go off. Let's talk about it. Millie. Bobby Brown. Oh my god. We're going back.
to that. I have I have one I only one. question. I only have one question. How. do you feel that she's married now? I am. genuinely happy for them. Like I I got. asked No, I promise you I got asked on a. IG live like maybe three weeks ago like. how I felt about that. And my answer is. the same is like when we dated I was. probably like 15 16 years old and so. we've both dated different people since.
then. And you know it's awesome. Like I. saw the pictures they looked beautiful. You like her blonde? I love it. I love it. I love the whole. thing. Look at that face. Look at that. Oh, thanks, Kayla. Look at that. She's. like this woman. Yeah, it is. It's. awesome. I could not imagine fumbling. See, this is See, this is messed up. This is messed up because it involves. other people. So, I got to be a little. bit Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I have. to be a little bit careful, but at the. same time, you know. Yeah. No, they're.
like teenagers. And it's awesome to see. that she is married and happy and I'm. really happy for her. Yeah. Same. She. was getting [ __ ] for getting married so. young and I'm like Jesus. I wish I was. her age and found the love of my life. And it was John Benji's. Wait, what? John Benji's John Bon John. Bon. What's this? John Bon John John. Bonjovi John Bonov. There it is. John. Bonjovies. Yeah, that must be sick, right? Right. Like I'm happy for I'm the. biggest fan. I just watched the one.
movie she came out with of her like with. robots. She's like in a robot field. fighting off robots. Robot The electric. state. Is this new? Is it 2020? Brand. new. So good. Look, she's blonde. Look. at that. That's crazy. God, I love you, Millie Bobby Brown. This is insane. Like, this is insane. But yes, no, to answer that one. question. I am genuinely happy for them. and it's been I don't know eight years. and we've both dated other people and I.
hope to get married and have as. beautiful of a wedding as they did, you. know. Yeah. And I don't know if my. life's going in that direction. I I. Well, I fear for like my uh you know, like I don't know if that's in the cards. for me. Kayla, do you think you're going. to get married? I My issues is I think. I'm going to get married multiple times. Oh, come on. You can't go into the game. like that. That's like being an NBA. player and being like, "Oh yeah, I. planned a day.". Play for, you know, a couple teams. So.
true [ __ ] My dad told me, my dad's 53. He just now is like finding the one. And. he told me and he was like, "Kayla, you. have the Malik curse." And I was like, "What do you mean?" He's like, "You're. going to date somebody and after 3. years, you're going to break up with. them." And that has happened to me. It's. called the Mallet curse. Called the. Mallet curse. Why would he put that on. you? Why would he say that my ass? That's like messed up. That's what I'm. saying. He literally just like put a. spell on you. He did. And look at my. track record with relationships. It's. really going downhill right now. Yeah, I. think it is, Kayla. I think it I really.
think we're just going down. At least. we're in it together and we can be. banging out the whole time. Right. That's what I'm saying. Cuz I can't be. in a relationship and bang it out with. you on the couch. That's insane. I've So anyways, um what? So Oh, I'm just curious. Oh, now he's. curious. Great. This is great. Yeah. Now. it's time for me to ask you something. Hold on. Let's keep it fair. Um, how So, okay, we we're friends. We're not like.
super close. Like, we don't know. everything about each other, but we're. going to get to that point, but we're. going to get there. That's what this is. all about. My question for you is you've. mentioned to me casually before, because I've discussed like we were. talking about possible guests for the. podcast. I was like, "Oh, let's have. Alabama Barker on. That would be sick. She's like relevant right now. There's a. lot of. drama and you kind of have hinted at the. fact that there might be a little bit of. beef between you two and I'm curious to.
get to the bottom of this. What is the. beef? What is the What's going on? How. do you feel about Alabama Barker? You're. so good at this. Wow. Thank you so much. I was like, oh talks about the time. Kayla M. Here we Oh no, they're pulling up the. tea. They're pulling up. So, can I. proudly say that I do think, listen, and. I don't want to like hash it. Like, honestly, it's it's it's done. Alabama, if you see this, I don't care anymore, but can I just say I was like,
she doesn't care anymore, Alabama. She's. over it. I'm sick. I'm sick. We're going. to put this in the past. No, but tell me. everything. Come on. I think I was one. of the first people to like call her. out. Okay, so basically like when I. first started the Glowup series, it was. like 2024, 2023, whatever, and I'm in. New York and I get a DM from Alabama. Barker after collabing with Brad Bondo. and she goes, "Let me do your makeup.". She DM'd me first. She DM'd me first. Alabama DM'd you saying, "Please do my.
like, "Let me do your makeup. Let me She. wanted to do your makeup. She wanted to. do my makeup." So I I have all the DMs, too, cuz fun fact, I Well, that was the. series. People would come on and do your. makeup. So, she wanted to do my makeup. Okay. And so, mind you, I'm not sure if. this is 100%, but I'm pretty sure she. blocked me. So, she thought I don't have. the messages anymore, but I. screenshotted all of them. So, I have. all the receipts. Um, she texted me. first. And then I was like, "Okay, I. could be down in LA next week." Da da. da. I spent like $2,500 on a plane. ticket, hotel, literally just to collab. with Alabama. She needs reimbursement.
Alabama, we know you got it. I need to. pay my rent. Send the 2500 now. I can't. pay rent. Alabama. That's a headline. But um so I [ __ ] I. fly down and she texts me. She's like, "Text me when you get here." And I set. her dates that work for me, like the. 26th or whatever date it was. And I fly. down there. Hey, I'm here. Hey, I'm. here. Ghost me. Ghost me. Text her on uh. TikTok. Ghost me. Ghost me. Ghost every. single one of my text messages. So I fly. down there for no reason. She like.
whatever. So I'm [ __ ] pissed. Like. you told me to come down. You said text. me when you get here. the 26th works for. me or whatever day it was and I get down. here and you ghost me after I just flew. down for that [ __ ] So then 5 months. later I go on the Trisha Pis podcast and. I say no names and I explain the. situation. I'm like no hate for her like. she's a young girl has a lot to learn. but she [ __ ] me over. I didn't even. say her name but people put the pieces. together cuz it's [ __ ] easy. And then. this girl has the audacity to like four. months later go on live and be like she.
lied about everything. Like she's weird. as [ __ ] Like I never texted her. That's. crazy. Baby girl, I have the receipts. You texted me. Let me do your makeup. I. don't care anymore. Was this the moment. that you said it? This was the podcast. Yeah. That on Trisha's podcast. Yeah. And I I didn't even say her name. I just. explained the situation. She [ __ ] me. over. She told me to come to LA. So then. So then how did this escalate? She. responded to that. She responded to this. video where I didn't even say her name. and was like I mean we could pull up the. live stream over and she was talking. Oh. no. She was talking [ __ ] on the live on.
the live. And yeah, this is the last. time I'm going to talk about this. I'm. not doing her makeup. She did not fly. out to LA for me and I do not care. I'm. not doing it. Why are we still talking. about this? Why are you. Talk your [ __ ] Kayla. Talk your [ __ ]. Kayla. This live stream was 4 months. after the [ __ ] months into me doing. somebody. Talk your [ __ ] Kayla. It's like so obnoxious.
I want it. I want to do that voice so. bad, but I think I would get. cancelled. I would have Travis Barker. outside of my house drumming on my door. No. And that's why I didn't even respond. to this [ __ ] because I was like I was. Yeah, that's why it's like scary. It's. like it's not fair, right? But then I. saw Camila do it and all these people. like come for her. So, I was just like, "Fuck it." But yeah, she like she went. off on you on live. She's like, "I ain't. doing her." And also, mind you, to even. go beyond the DM, her DMing me first,
she made a video on Tik Tok first. saying, "Let me do Kayla's makeup." She. made two videos on Tik Tok before I even. made one saying, "Let me do your. makeup." And then I fly out and she's. like, "I never said that." So, I'll send. the receipts, Richie. Please, please. We'll expose live here. But once again, I don't care. It's just. like I'm sitting on a couch. Got to talk. about it. Yeah. Elephant in the room. That's what we're doing here. Uh, addressing the elephant in the room. Um, so, okay. So, let me ask then how you.
feel about the Alabama Barker with Bad. Baby because I've had my own beef with. Bad Baby before. If we pull it up, there's a Twitter exchange between me. and Bad Baby where I posted a picture. from I was in Australia and I posted. with a koala bear and I said, "I could. die happy." And she responded, "Finally." And then I responded, "Do. they really have Wi-Fi in prison? That's. awesome. And that went dumb viral. Like that went. crazy. I deleted it after like 3.
minutes, but it's still everywhere like. on TikTok. So, I'm kind of more on the. side of like I should be rooting for. Alabama cuz I got beef with Bad Baby. So, I want you to try to convince me why. I should be team Bad Baby instead of. Alabama in their drama. What's their. whole drama about? Okay. They were. hooking up with the same guy or. something. Yeah. So, Alabama basically, from what I know, [ __ ] Bad Baby's baby. daddy while Bad Baby's dealing with.
cancer. Oh, that's where That's Nah, that's [ __ ] up. That's [ __ ] up. Yeah. Yeah. So, while Bad So, Bad Baby. has cancer. She did. I'm Oh my god. I I. did not know that. Bad baby. When did. Bad Baby get? I did not know that. I'm. pretty sure she's battling cancer and is. currently under the care of a doctor. after addressing concerns about her. recent weight loss and appearance. Dude, I did not know that. By the way, so I. apologize. Uh and I wish that everything.
gets speedy recovery. That's nice. Yeah, 100%. I did not know that she's battling. cancer. That's like terrible. That's. awful. Blood cancer. Um so obviously So do I So we're team. Bad Baby now. Well, yeah, Bad Baby. I. mean, have we listened to the songs? Oh, a little bit of the white voice. Hey, hey, why. I like that one, dude. I want to like.
twerk. Wow. So, okay. This is a lot. Okay. So, so, so they're just throwing. diss tracks at each other. No, diss. tracks on diss tracks. I mean, in my. opinion, she said something about. sticking the genitalia into another part. and then giving it to somebody else. And. that is very graphic, you know, for. those at home. Um, hopefully nobody's. grandma is watching this. Um, yeah. Yeah. Alabama stole her boyfriend whose. bad baby shares a child with.
And isn't he famous or no? Well, here's. something I don't I thought wasn't she. dating um how old is he? Cuz Alabama's. like 19. Yeah, Alabama's really young. Wait, how old is Alabama? Bart 19. She's. exactly We have the same birthday. No. Yeah. Yeah. That's insane. 26. 20. No. Oh, the guy's 26. I I bet. Yeah, the. guy's 26. Leavonne. Leavonne. Damn.
Leavonne, what you doing, Leavonne? Ah, damn. 26. Wait, how? Oh, but bad baby's only 22. How old's. Alabama? 19. 19. 19. Yeah. I don't know. That just feels a. little bit like Whoa. No. All right. Alabama. Is that normal? I don't know. Is this normal, Richie? Definitely not. Right. Right. Right. Oh my gosh. For a. second, I felt crazy. I was like, "Wait, is no one else going to be like, "Yeah,
that's whose side are you on? Alabama. bad." Ooh. After all this, whose side? I. got to go bad baby. The D track went. hard. There we go. There we go. Yeah, I. agree. I think I'm team Bad Baby. Yeah, but I will say though, I really do hope. Alabama I think she's having her nasty. 19 moment. Can we just show this one. video though? And I'm not and I I'm. she's probably going to make a Tik Tok. about me now, but can we just pull up. how she changes her. accent because like I want this popped.
up on my for you page where it's like. two videos and she's genuinely changing. her accent like completely from like. Kardashian to like I don't know. It's. just like not genuine. Something feels. off. This has 400,000 likes. Fire emoji, it's like your soulmate and you hate it. It is. Wait, your perfume. I collect. perfume. It's like my favorite thing. She's going to be so jealous. Wait. Okay. Kim. Gam, right? He he c he I go to dinner.
with him like yesterday and you know. what he says? He's like, I told Kim she. needs to get the gray. I'm a kay. Nah. Nah. Nah. Do you hear the first clip? People are. saying I can't I can't do I can't Can. you Can you do the what she's doing in. the first clip? If I do it, I'm I'm. cooked. My career is done. I can't. But. um yeah, in the first clip, she's. obviously like a different person. Then.
when Kim's around, as soon as Kim's. around, Kim's around and she's like. Calib. And here's the thing. And then. when and then as soon as Kim's gone. Can I say she's with Leavonne? Can I say though if honestly it's all. love. It's all love. I know Landon. I've. been over to the house. I went. trick-or-treating one time with their. family. It's nothing but love. But at. the same time, it's like we got to talk. about it. We do have I will say though, I'm not trying to be I'm just addressing.
what is this what the people want to. see. Kim walks in. I swear to God all of. a sudden I'm like, "Hi, how are you?". Arowan. Like I I don't know. I don't. know. That's insane. I think I'd switch. everything about myself if Kim walked in. the room. I feel like now just cuz I. said this, I'm going to be at like a. party and somebody's going to be friends. with her and come up and slap me in the. Oh, now you're getting jumped. And if. that happened, I'm taking a picture. [ __ ] Jacob. I'm taking a picture. Um. Okay. Um other stuff. Matching tattoos.
I wanted to bring this up. I really. really want to bring this up. I I got. matching tattoos with my ex-girlfriend. Um and it's on the palm of my hand. Can. we get a foot cam? A foot cam. H up. It. was this one on my palm. Um but yeah, basically I got matching tattoos with my. ex-girlfriend. I thought that we were. going to be together forever, get. married, have kids. So I'm like, "Fuck. yeah. My body's a temporary vessel for.
me to experience the love of my life. Duh. I want to get a hand tattoo with a. skeleton on it. Of course. And then she. and I did it. And then we broke up. She. broke up with me. I didn't know that was. a matching tattoo. I didn't know that's. how it works. Like you get the matching. tattoo and then they break up with you. Do you want to hear something, Jacob? What? I met a guy two weeks ago in Miami. and I flew him I don't know. That was. funny. And I flew him down to LA this. week uh because I am impulsive. And uh.
third day that he's been here, my known. him for 2 weeks. Uh we actually got a. matching tattoo, too. So nah nah. That's. why she wanted the foot cam. Let's talk. about free pics. Everybody screenshot. Screenshot. I can never selfie. Everybody screenshot. Screenshot. It's. going to What is this? A UFO? So. basically, this is where it's bad. This. is where it's bad. Jacob, I could show. you a picture. I don't know if I I could. probably I'll send What was it supposed. to be? Okay, let me tell you. So, this.
dude has a lot of tattoos, like a lot of. tattoos. And his most recognizable one. is in the middle of his chest. He's. always shirtless, so you see it right. away. And it's that it's What are you. doing in my head? It's that tattoo. So, he got the tattoo on his chest that he's. known for on my foot. Yeah. How old was this guy? He's 19. 19? I'm 20. Okay. No, no. I was shocked that. he's so dumb. You're saying this guy's. got the [ __ ] Superman logo on his. chest and then you're like, he made me. get it on my foot. I'm like, he did. He.
did. And then you know what he got? He. Okay, this is crazy. He had his ex's. name tattooed like by and he got your. name over his He got um my Spencer's. girl dinner tag tattooed right over his. ex. So, what was the deal? How did you. guys meet? We I I So, like 2 3 weeks. ago, I flew down to Miami really. impulsively and I stayed. So me and my. uh friend, we knew two people that were. down there and they were staying with a. group of nine people that we didn't. know. Didn't know nine, knew two, flew. down, stayed with them, and you know the. guy in the house, we kind of got it on.
and I was like, "This is a fling." And. then I was like, "Do you want to come to. LA?" And he's like, "I'm down." So. literally like a week later, I flew him. down and he's been down here for like. the past week. So I win. Like mine's not. as bad as yours. Oh, mine's horrible. I. I wore heels yesterday to the club. Every time I look down, it's like you. see that little Saturn thing that looks. like a UFO. You don't even know what it. is. And I can't remind it me of anything. else. All right. Can we make up a name. for him? Cuz I just want to be able to. like say his name. Jacob. Jacob. Perfect. You meet another guy in.
Miami. You get matching tattoos with. him. Perfect. Yeah. I'm not jealous. No. I'm not jealous, by the way, Jacob. Like I don't care. You know what? I. actually couldn't give a [ __ ] Like I. literally don't care. That it's on your. hand and you look at your hand every. day. Like I don't even jealous. I don't. even care. Honestly, I don't care. So. how much is tattoo removal? It's a lot. You know, it's a lot. If Alabama can.
reimburse you for that 2,600 that she. owes you, we'll go in together and we'll. get them removed and it's going to be a. beautiful day. How much is tattoo. removal? up to cost anywhere from 150 to. 500 per session. No, no, but that's. where they get you. You have to do like. six of these sessions. Yeah. No. So, you. know, like it's slowly it's a slow. process. I just decided I'm just going. to put a bunch of random [ __ ] on my. foot. Oh, I'm going to get the Applejack. My Little Pony tattoo next cuz I I. resonate with her. Okay. She kicks [ __ ].
My Little Pony on Saturn getting. abducted by UFO, right? And then Yeah. kind of good. Oh, actually I have a good idea. I might. get the lyrics to sweatshirt tattooed. I. would love that for you. And if you do, then I'll get it, too. Cuz you can. I. don't have any tattoos related to. sweatshirt. You don't? But I have a leg. that's just covered in songs that I've. made. So, you have to do sweatshirt. I. should. You want to know why? Why? Cuz. you can wear my.
sweatshirt and you can tell your friends. we'll be together till the end. Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt. That was. horrific. You would. All right. That was. awful. All right. Well, I was like. really off the dome, so and off key. All right, musician. I do Tik Tok. Where do we go? So, where do we take it from here? No, I. have a question. Okay. Yes. But we'd.
have to do it at the same time. Oh god. Your most famous hookup. Nah. Should we. say it on three? Yeah. I'm down. But I. need to put my shades on then. I have a. crazy [ __ ] story for you. Oh god. So. we say it on three. Unless you want to. go first. Okay. So if I say. my craziest hookup, like the craziest. person I've ever hooked up with, you say. it right after. Like if I say it, you'll. say it right after. Yeah, I'll say it. right after. All right, [ __ ] it. Jacob, what the [ __ ].
[Music]. I don't want to go. now. Okay, you go. You go. Okay. Probably. like nah nah nah nah nah n n n n n n n n. n n n n n n n n n n n n nah. no. What the [ __ ] No. What the actual. [ __ ] That's. insane. It's up on the TV for everyone.
to see. Oh my god. Oh, I was going to. say that the other day I got STD test. done because I am a responsible man. I'm. maybe maybe I'm in the game, maybe I'm. not. Maybe I'm sitting on the sidelines. I still want to know what's going on. So, long story short, I go get STD. tested. Can we have like a I need like an. applause or like something after I share. this news and they I got a full panel.
They sucked so much blood from me. And. you know what they told me? Jacob, Kayla, I'm clean. Oh my god. You're a virgin. You're reborn, baby. Yay. Come on. Yo, it feels good. Not even got a rebirth. It's like I got a new life. Wow. I'm. back to three hearts. Wow. In the video. game, usually it's five. I feel like I. was down to two questioning what was. going on here. And then they reassured.
me. I still got three. That's beautiful. Oh my god. Two balls, three hearts or I. don't know. That was beautiful. I. thought that was like smooth. Wow. Yeah. You know, I got STD tested once. Like. they sucked blood out and I never picked. up the results. Oh, really? Yeah. So, you're just walk You have no idea. I. know I have nothing, but I never got the. results. But how do you. know? But the thing is, if you don't get. tested, you don't got it. That's the worst advice ever.
I'm a walk in a steep. I'm being fire. I'm being fired. My [ __ ] burns. Feel the burn. Help me. God bless. That's good. Oh my god. Feel the burn. I. need to tell you this. What? Okay. No. Okay. So, you know the guy I'm telling. you that I just flew down. Okay. That. just dropped you off here. Yeah. Listen. Yeah. That guy. Yeah. So, I thought I. was never going to see him again. Never. Listen, well, this I I lied about.
something that kind of backfired. So, he's a big fan of like Tik Tockers and. stuff, especially like um. uh more of like the more like emo type. of influencers. And so, he was talking. about this one influencer that he's. really a fan of. And I thought I'd never. see him again. So, I told him that I had. [ __ ] this influencer that he's a. really big fan of, right? Thinking I'd. never see him again. Well, turns out I I. fly him down. So, for the past like two. weeks, turns out I fly him down. How do.
you just casually fly somebody down? You. had to get his full name. You had to. check him into TSA pre-check. You had to. bring them all the way down here. Just. make it sound like Oh, and then I just. flew him down. If you saw my Expedia. lineup, you would be nauseing. You have. points on Delta. I got points. Just. flying them out. Flying a hose out. I. fly a hose out. Um, so he comes down here and he's still. thinking that I [ __ ] this really. famous influencer for the past two. weeks. I've had to go on with it. And we.
got invited to a birthday party um on. like what was it Thursday? Like last. Thursday with the guy and the. influencer. The influencer was going to. be there. Oh god. So you want to know. what I did to make sure that I couldn't. get in? Forgot my ID. Like you fully. just I I on purpose so we would not go. into that party because if he saw that. he would ask his influencer about the. time we [ __ ] when we never did. Who Who's the influencer? Is it You're. going to have to bleep it. Yeah, it's. it's.
I fully lied about it. There it is. I. fully lied about it. I love it. No. And. I respect that. And then we said that my. friend It was like a two man. So he. Wait, wait, wait, wait. This man thinks. you still hooked up with him. Yeah. And. then she thinks that he thinks that my. friend hooked up with this guy. Yeah. He. fully believes that you jealous, Jacob. He's jealous. He's pissed. No, you want. to know like my bit is I'll be like, "Call." So, you think my ex did that to. me? Like, is that a thing that people. do? Like they just lie about hooking up. with someone? Oh, no. I didn't mean like.
that. I meant like in terms of uh like. like do you think girls just lie about. who they hook up with? I never have. until now. It's a new thing. It's a new era. You. like lie about not [ __ ] people, but I. mean he looks like he's got some [ __ ]. abs on him. Look at him. I mean like I. would. He's got tattoos, but I'm. actually like He looks cool. He's. probably like 6' three, too. Huh? God, this is bad. God, he's sexy. Yeah, I I. regret lying about it, but I think maybe.
I'm manifesting. I don't know. May Maybe. you're manifesting. So, he thinks you. fully hooked up with And he brings it up. to you. Be real. How many times have you. guys argued about this? So many times. And he No, Jacob, get this. Jacob, get. this. Emma, like my best friend. Yes, I. know, Emma. Yeah, she told him that it. was a twoman and that she hooked up with. his friend. Bleep this. What? No. So, we're just lying now. That's the new. wave, y'all. They told us. We told them. it was a twoman. A twoman? What the [ __ ]. is a twoman? What do you Wait, no. Jacob, you've never heard of a two? I.
thought it was a joke. Jacob, this is. real. A twoman? That's a real thing? Yes. A twoman? What does that mean? You. and your homeboy like hit up two girls. and you all like hang out together. Yeah. And then you go into your separate. rooms. It's a twoman. Oh, I thought you. were saying it's like a little [ __ ]. like Oh, no. That would I was like, "No, absolutely not. But I'm free tonight if. you guys were down. No, that's so. [ __ ] weird. What?" And so, yeah, that's what I said. Wow. And I cannot.
believe you thought that. I thought So, a two men's just going on a double date. Yeah, but can we just say double date? What the [ __ ] is not a two man? You're. you're going to get what's at the end of. the day? Oh, two men. Okay. Okay. So, a. double dates like, "Hi, let's talk about. art." Art and then and then and then the. [ __ ] the two man is like, "Yeah, baby. Let's make art. Let's make it. right." Damn. That's the difference. So, two man's horny as [ __ ] Two man's horny. as [ __ ] I've never person Well, I. guess. And how does this go? Do you like.
sign up? I don't know. I don't really. How did you get involved in this? Oh, well it was fake. It was fake. This has. never happened. Life never happened. Exactly. So I still don't believe this. exists. He's telling all of his friends. back home that I did. [ __ ] him. I mean, it kind of makes you look like a [ __ ]. legend. It's kind of a flex. Kind of. good [ __ ] Let's just act like it's. real. He looks like a G. Um, what's up, man? So, um, that was a bad So, what's. happened in the last week for you in. life? So, are you is that the guy that.
you that dropped you off here? That's. him. Yeah. Yeah. What's your situation? Are you guys like dating? No. No. No. No. Platonic. It's a nah. Yi. Yi. Yi. No. Yeah. But the secrets out. It's more. like, you know, I'm going through a. tough time right now. I'm by now the. YouTube video obviously has come out. Yes. We should actually talk about that. Yeah. I think we should switch to that. actually cuz that's important. You just. dropped a video when we're filming this.
It was like eight hours ago. You. uploaded it. Yeah. It's a two-hour video. talking What's the title of it? He. doesn't love you. He doesn't love you. Part one. Is this going to be a series? So, basically, this is part one. I So, the there was so much [ __ ] that happened. that the first part, this video took me. about 5 hours to film. This was 5 hours. of footage cut down into two. I was up. till 4:00 in the morning filming this. and then I just crashed out. So, I just. ended the video abruptly. I still have. about three more hours of footage to.
upload. Wow. So, it's more just like one. long story. There'll be another part. There's going to be another part. I'm. posting it this week. If I saw this. video 9 months ago, it would have saved. my life. So, I'm hoping it will save. yours someday. This is the hardest video. I've ever filmed. And And then you put. the phone number for is that domestic. violence hotline. Yeah. That's awesome. So, this is a serious vulnerable video. This was the most vulnerable video I've. ever filmed in my life. And like filming. it was hard because I haven't even like. come to terms with what happened yet. So.
to film it and when nobody even knows. the full story and I can't come to terms. with the full story was really hard and. I this has been sitting in my camera. roll for the past like 2 months. Oh, so. you filmed this a while ago. Yeah, because I was just scared and then I was. like, "Fuck it. I have to do it." And. I've never in my life received so many. DMs and emails in my life of like people. actually appreciating it. I read the. comments. Like, let's read some of these. like top comments. Uh, a cheater's. biggest fear is always getting cheated. on. Keep that in mind. I hope his mother.
sees this. Yeah, I'm praying for you. This boy is ridiculous. I can't believe. how insane this is. I love you with all. my heart. There's people relating to. you. There's other people just showing. support. There's like a whole community. that you just like spoke to in the last. like 10 hours and it's probably just. going to keep spreading. So, yeah. How. does it feel that it got received like. this? Were you scared that the reaction. would be different? I was scared that. there wasn't going to be a reaction and. that I like nobody was going to see it. That was my fear. I was scared that I.
was going to put all of this like. emotion into it and nobody see it and. nobody care and like cuz yeah like my. thing online people think I'm like just. this [ __ ] liar cuz I'm what is what's. the word for it? Like um I I. overexaggerate a lot of [ __ ] [ __ ] as. like everybody who does story times but. like I was scared people were going to. look at this and think of it as the same. thing. Mhm. But it hasn't. I I think. this is a better reaction than I could. have expected. And then tonight I'm. filming a 13-part Tik Tok series. Like, so you said that earlier. Are you. filming all the Tik Toks at once? Yeah.
I'm just going to sit down and basically. all Yeah, I'm going to basically retell. the YouTube video, but in short form on. Tik Tok and then post that and then the. day after tomorrow, post all of the. proof that I have at the end of this. video onto social media. Wow. So, what I. took away was that like you've been you. were in a nine-month relationship that. was like a [ __ ] roller coaster. So. [ __ ] bad. I want to do a whole I. think we should do an actual whole. episode on that cuz like it's not. something that can just be talked about. in like 5 or 10 minutes. This video is 2. hours and you cut it down from 6 hours.
It's like there's a lot of [ __ ] in here. It's it it was like genuinely like. Jacob, actually think about this. This. is how long it was the day that you. filmed the video. No, we didn't hang out. the whole time. No. And listen, you. remember when you keyed my car like. that? I met you that day, Jacob. I met. him that I was on the house boat when. that video was posted. And yeah, for. those nine months, we didn't even talk. A matter of fact, he This is We've. gotten into a lot of fights because of. you. He was like, "Well, you made a. video saying you had a crush on Jacob. and you guys still text." And I'm like,
"Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. That's. insane." Yeah. So, but how does it feel. now that it's out? Honestly, I thought. I'd be anxious. I feel like the biggest. weight is off my shoulders. Like I. actually am excited to like check my. phone now. Yeah, this is awesome. I feel. really [ __ ] good about what I did. I. have no regrets at all. 100%. Yeah. Like. that it takes courage. Like I could. imagine it's scary as [ __ ] to just like. turn on the camera and just like say. your truth for that long. Like I don't. know. I for me that would be like my.
biggest fear. It It was like Yeah. to. sit down and just like be that. vulnerable. Yeah. But people respect. that and I think the internet like can. tell what's like authentic and what's. not. Right. And you can just tell from. the second this video comes on that it's. just real. Yeah. And I tried to cut it. as I only cut parts where like I might. have like had to look over and re. remember a story or I accidentally said. his name. But like besides that, this. video is like maybe has 20 cuts in it. throughout the whole two hours. Like. this is also how people like get to know.
you better. Yeah. That's they just feel. closer cuz it's like Yeah. I put on this. perception online like, oh, it's like. these funny stories and these bits and. like a overexaggerated version of. myself. So, it's like that's none of. that in this. It's just raw, which is. scary, but it had to happen. 100% 100%. Yeah. I did I did one video like this, but it was nowhere near as good as this. It was like a twominute video talking. about my adoption because it had like. gotten exposed that I was adopted before.
I was ready to tell people. Oh [ __ ] And. so I had to like like I was with a PR. team at the time and they were like it. would be really good if you could put up. a video on your YouTube. And so I had to. do this sitdown video. It's only a. minute and 30 seconds and it was very. like scripted but it's my truth. But it. was like I was so scared of putting this. out I thought people were going to look. at me as like weird or like you know in. school when people were like oh you're. adopted h it's like the the end of the. joke or something and when I put this. out the reaction I received from people.
keep in mind I was also like wait so sad. you're so young I was like 13 14 but the. reaction was so amazing like when you. share stuff like this on the internet I. feel like people really respect that cuz. they know you're risking like getting. judged for it right you're putting out. like cuz that's the thing that's always. so unfair about doing social media. because like there's pros and cons. One. of the biggest cons is like when you. meet somebody new for the first time, you don't know anything about them. But. with what we do, you can look up any. part of my life. So the fact that like. in my future, somebody could just look.
up and be like, "Oh yeah, she was beat. for 9 months." Like that's not the most. ideal situation. It's not. But it seems. like you're controlling the narrative. and turning it into a way to like. inspire Right. Like I've been saying the. whole time positive through that. Yeah. Cuz it's I've said it the whole time. It's not just my story like it's. everybody else's. and I just have the. platform to share it. And that's. amazing. And also like imagine younger. fans who have not experienced that. But. from you being like a bigger sister on. the internet, it's almost like they can. avoid making decisions that hurt you.
Exactly. It's either you're in it right. now and you know to leave or it's like. you know what to look out for. Yeah. Cuz. there was red flags. I just didn't. notice them. Banging out. I really had a. good time. I'm like fun banging out. It. was really fun banging out. We have to. do this again. I'm out of breath. Um, should we keep doing this everybody? Should we? I feel like we should ask. them. I already asked. Should we? Should. we? I I promise like this. I promise. it'll get better. This was our first. promise that I hope you guys know. there's about uh there's three there was.
five people in here earlier. There's. like seven lights. Richie Richie's. there. Richie's [ __ ] stressing me out. with his [ __ ] chiseled ass jawline. He's looking at me. Yeah. The whole time. he's been making me nervous. Um, should. we keep doing this? I think we should. I. think we should let us know in the. comments if we should. And be sure to. clip this [ __ ] because there were some. moments that you should be clipping. And. if you ain't clipping, you missing. And. if you missing, then you dissing. And if. you dissing, then you'll go missing. And.
then if you go missing, then go missing, then you go into the We'll fish you out. And the vision you out. We'll fish you. out. What the heck? We'll fish you out. Thank you guys so much for watching. Thank you guys. It'll get better. Bye, Mom. Thanks for banging with us. We'll. bang you next week. We'll bang you guys. shortly. Don't get too horny.
