PIPER ROCKELLE'S BIGGEST DONOR IS FAKE & HANTAVIRUS IS COMING... | Ep #56 | Bangin' Out
Anytime you see the Hollywood Fix. interviewing people on the side of. Melrose, that [ __ ] was called, bro. Like. Fletcher is not walking around with his. camera on the day-to-day. He's waiting. No, they get a call, "Hey, I want you to. record X, Y, and Z." and then they'll. meet them and they'll act like nothing. And then guess what? After the video, they go, "Nice work. Perfect. Send that. over to me.". >> I'm not going to lie and I'm going to. say something. I'm not going to say which guest on the. podcast, but there has been a guest on.
the podcast. that actually said like we should call. Fletcher when we go to the mall. >> Banging Out! >> Welcome back to the Banging Out podcast. I'm your host, Jacob Sartorius. >> And I'm your host, Tana Mongeau. >> What up? How's it going? >> Good. I just got back from Nashville. yesterday and yeah. How was that? Um it. was good. I honestly feel like nothing. too crazy happened this trip. I'm trying. to think. I went to Broadway, got pretty.
drunk, and then. honestly, yeah, it was kind of like. tame. Like this was a tame trip. This. was pretty tame. >> That's awesome. >> Um we did discover. I need to get into this later, but I. want to hear about your weekend first. I. I stopped people from going to Rick's. Island. >> What does that mean? Why don't we just start with that? Can. we start with that? What does that mean? >> You want me to Okay. This honestly will.
be good for all the people that are. going to Tennessee this summer because. this is something that the locals have. taught me and I shall warn everybody. So, there's this lake called Percy. Priest that everybody goes cliff jumping. out. I freaking love it. I love it the. most. It's the best place ever. And um. there was this little island in the. middle of the lake, okay? And apparently. >> What the [ __ ]. >> guys will come up and find girls who are. like drunk or alone and be like, "Oh my. god, get on my jet ski. Like I'm going. to take you to the island." And they.
take them to the island and then just. them, which is really not good at all. and actually really awful. And so like. I've known about this. Like you just. don't get on the jet skis. Like it's. like it's such a thing. Like it's really. called Island. But. on Monday we went to the lake and there. was like nobody there. Like usually. these guys are out when it's like. crowded and it's 4th of July and it's. drunk so nobody will notice if like a. girl goes missing unfortunately. But um. basically it was just my group of. friends and like another group of. friends and like my group wasn't really. paying attention. We're all just like.
hanging out drinking. And then we. noticed like seven or eight like full. grown men pull up on jet skis. >> Like how old? >> Like 40s, 50s. >> No way. >> Like old men. Like millennial men. Like. old old old old. And. not calling millennials old. >> I'm. >> Yeah, they're pretty old. >> We have a lot of millennial followers. >> Yeah. >> Do we? And shout out to y'all, man. Keep pushing. >> Who? >> I mean. uh. Okay, what were you saying? >> Um. Like these are like old enough to be.
like my father's age, you know? And so. um. we like we're just continuing to drink. and then we see them all drive off and. my friend was like my friend was like, "Oh my god, I think one of the girls got on their. jet skis." So she walked over to the. group of girls and was like, "Hey, did. your friend just get on their jet skis?". They were like, "Yeah." And my friend. was like, "Are you guys from Nashville?". And they're like, "No, this is our first. time visiting." And so she was like, "Okay, well, you guys aren't from here. so you don't know this, but like they're. taking her to an island where bad things.
happen basically. Like. that's not good. So everybody starts. freaking out. So we're like all in a. group now like watching them cuz you. could see the island from where we're. at. And you just see like seven empty. jet skis at this island. And I'm like, "Oh my god." Like I'm actually freaking. the [ __ ] out. So like maybe 20 minutes. pass. Six of them come back. And the only jet ski missing is the guy. that took the girl. And I'm like, "What. the fuck?" Like the one guy that took. the girl is the only one that's not back. yet. And then there was just seven of. these dudes just like sitting. And so.
we. >> one reported this to the police? >> I mean. I I I I had not that I know of. I I don't know. But um. >> That's ridiculous. >> Then we start yelling at them and we're. like, you guys are [ __ ] rapists. We're like screaming at them and we're. like, we're going to call the police. And then like like as soon as he said. police, one of them just speeds off. He's already across the lake the second. we say police. And so we're just. screaming at them. We're like, bring her. the [ __ ] back. Like bring her the [ __ ]. back. Eventually they bring the girl. back. Thankfully she was fine. We just. start yelling at these guys. We're like,
you guys are [ __ ] perverts. >> say something happened? >> She said she was good, but we're like, thank god. But we're like, you got. lucky. We explained it to her and she. was like, holy [ __ ] Like that's scary. So then one of my friends went up to the. guys and was like, I'm 14. And he was. like, get off my jet ski. And we're. like, oh, so you guys are actually are. perverts. And so we started yelling at. them, threatening to call the cops on. them and then they all got scared and. drove away. But yeah, so if you are. going to Tennessee this summer and. you're going to Percy Priest, do not get. on a man's jet ski. They will take you. to Island and it's a real thing. It's. really scary. And but I got to confront. the the some of the people that do it. >> Someone needs to report that to the.
police. >> Great Island. >> I'm surprised no one's reported that. It's just. >> It's just a known thing, but no one's. ever told the police. >> know. Maybe some people have. >> Richie's looking it up. >> I was like, I don't even know what to. type in to find that island. Look up. part Wait, maybe look up Percy Priest. Tennessee. Bad Island. >> Bad Island. >> It's actually really bad. Oh, Bear Island.
>> Is that what the island? >> I don't I don't know. It's really small. And they just do bad things. It's awful. And I'm so sorry to anybody who's ever. been taken. I almost got on a jet ski. last year. I didn't know cuz it looks. fun. You're drunk as [ __ ] Criminal. Island. Dang. >> A body was recovered from the water near. this island in February 2021. A body was pulled. Oh, so there's a lot. of like missing people and. >> It's just a sus island. You do not get.
on the back of these men's jet skis. >> All of these islands sound horrible. We. have Teardrop Island, Hunter Island, Spider Island, a double homicide. I mean, [ __ ]. >> Wait, Spider Island some island to be. heavily populated with harmless water. spiders. Two men were found deceased. Wow. Yeah, no, so there's Double. Homicide Island, Island, Spider Island. >> What the [ __ ]. Yeah, y'all be safe. Be safe out there, man. Um.
>> But yeah. >> I think it's kind of a common rule like. if a guy asks you if you want to hop on. a jet ski that you don't know, probably. don't go. Um. >> You would think until you're drunk and. it seems like the best thing ever. >> Yeah. >> That's the issue. I feel like it'd be on. Reddit somewhere, but yeah, all the. locals know, they all warned me. But. yeah, it's pretty crazy. So. >> Yeah. >> saved somebody from some bad things, kept an eye out. >> Good for you. >> Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you. I. appreciate it. Yeah, I'm yeah. >> Just doing, you know, doing superhero. job. >> Trying to help out the community. That's. what I say, go to Tennessee and I.
protect. >> Nice. >> I serve and protect. Also, do still no. update on the [ __ ] warrant, so it. really pisses me off, but. hopefully I get something soon. But what. did you do this weekend? >> Um honestly, I'm just training for this. little Ironman. I'm sober. I'm sober. still from last episode. No nicotine, Richie, zero. >> part. That is crazy. >> You know what I'm saying? I I'm keeping. my word. Yeah, up, yeah. Keeping my. word, you all? Um I'm in my bag like a. fish out of the pet store. I'm I'm in my. bag like the fries at the bottom of the.
bag. By the way, I want to quote my boy. Roman with that quote. I kind of stole that from him, the I'm. in my bag like a fish out of the pet. store. >> Yeah, that was wow, yeah, yeah. That was. good. is a good quote. Um and you know, um let me make up one. I'm in my bag like. like groceries that you get at the. grocery store. >> I'm in my bag like a [ __ ] at Barney's. That's good. Do you get that? >> Mhm. >> I'm in my bag like a [ __ ] at Barney's.
That's so good. That's so. good. >> that. That's good. That's good. Okay, okay. I. For a long I was like, what does that. mean? And then. Yeah, so I'm just focusing on my health. Health is wealth. Um. About to buy a road bike. I'm excited for that. I think I'm going. to pick it up this week. Been swimming a. bit. Um. That's pretty much it. Going to bed. earlier. >> Wow. >> up hungover. I'm losing some. unnecessary body weight.
Eating a little bit cleaner. Um. That's pretty much it. Nothing nothing. really that exciting. >> We are on opposite sides of the. spectrum. >> That's pretty awesome. Like I'm not. saying that's bad. Like everyone should. be able to go out [ __ ] fun and get. drunk and and like. get lit, bro. I miss it. And I'd be. lying if I said I don't miss it. Like. I'll go watch NBA games with my friends. and they're all drinking and. >> God, that would literally like. >> drink Red Bulls. >> That's good. >> That's like my thing. >> No, that's smart, dude. The key to life.
is moderation. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that is true. >> Just going for a break. I don't know how. long it'll last, but I feel good. I feel. clean. And also like mental health wise, I was like not in the best head space a. couple weeks ago. Um and that was a huge. motivation for me. >> Cuz you you I feel like locking in on. like health and like the gym and stuff. actually does help your mental health a. lot. >> For sure. Yeah, like when you're like. I've been trying to do like 4 or 5 miles. a day running. And by the end of that. like you might get on the treadmill and. feel like [ __ ] but by the end of it you.
feel like you have a lot more answers to. the questions that that have and a lot. more stillness with the world. It's like. you're almost too tired to be anxious. Like you don't even have the energy. You're just kind of just like zen. Like. I worked out before this. I feel calm. right now. And sometimes I come here and. I get like anxious. But I mean, I don't. know. I think that's normal. Sometimes. anxiety's good. It helps you perform. better sometimes. Um. but I don't know what I'm even saying. right now. So anyways, let's get into.
the topics for the week. >> Oh, wow. What a. >> What a Yo, we both got to talk a little. bit and now we hop right on into uh. Wow, so you saw you need to update me on. this first topic. >> OMG, the Met Gala? >> Yes, the Met Gala. >> Oh my god. So, there were so apparently. there was drama. >> Okay. >> know any of it? No, I don't. >> Oh, so. >> But I know that there was allegedly. drama. >> Okay. >> Do not know what it was though. I've. been playing Pokémon Go instead of doom. scrolling. This has to be I'm level 27.
in a week. Can we talk about that? >> them all. >> Can we talk about that I love Pokémon. Go? >> I don't know what that even is, bro. >> You don't know what Pokémon Go is? >> I know what it is, but I never played. it. >> You never played any Pokémon? >> at Jungle Jim's earlier and Kayla's. catching Pokémon. I'm like, "It's time. TO GO.". >> IT BACK. BRING IT BACK. MY HIGHEST ONE RIGHT NOW EXADRILL 2700. It's actually pretty good, pretty good, pretty good. Pretty happy about it. It's. whatever. >> I'm not jealous. >> literally jealous. You're literally. jealous. Like download Pokémon Go. >> Jacob just doesn't get it. He doesn't.
want to be the very best like no one. ever was. You're not with it. >> What? What does that even mean? >> Dude, to catch them is my real test and. to train them is my cause, Jacob. Come. on. >> What? What does that mean? >> Jacob, well think about it. When you go. on walks, you be catching Pokémon at the. same time. Like that's fun. It's fun. It's my favorite app on my phone. I It's. my screen time has never been higher for. My My TikTok screen time it took up I. checked TikTok in this past week has.
taken up only 8% of my battery. That's. how low I've been on it. Pokémon Go has. been 34% of my battery. I cannot stay. off of it. Love it. Anyways, but yeah, so I don't know any. of the drama. I just know Pokémon right. now. >> Well, you know what you what you. catching out in the wild? Running any Blastoise out there? >> A lot of I got a four star, but you know. what? Pretty good. Pretty good. I'm. satisfied. Jacob's so s-. >> I'm just lost. I'm so lost. I don't know. what that means. >> Jacob, name me. one Pokémon.
>> Pikachu. Let's go. >> Okay, I just had to make sure. I just. had to make sure. And. um. yeah, I'm not even going to try to name. another one. I named one. That's. >> You did good. That was good. That was. good. >> But yeah, I don't know anything about. this either. So, I guess we're all going. to figure this out. This was Kayla we. were on the phone last night she was. like, "Oh, there was Met Gala drama.". >> Cuz I saw a video of this girl saying, "Let's go over the Met Gala. There was a. lot of drama." And I was like, "Okay.". And then I logged off and played Pokémon. Go. I didn't even watch the video. But I. know that there was drama. >> Priorities. I understand it. >> You know, we were at the lake with the.
most beautiful view and every single. person I was with was just sitting there. on Pokémon Go. Like you just hear the. sound. It was like sad a little bit, but. it was funny. >> I'm about to reinstall this right now. >> Jacob, how do you hate Pokémon? >> hate I'm just lost. I'm just like kind. of amazed right now. Everyone's like. seems to know. >> Pokémon Go back. It's the number one IP. in the world. In the Yeah. >> I don't know how big. Pokémon is. >> The number one IP in the world. What's. that? >> It's like the biggest brand ever. Like. bigger than any. >> Pokémon is? >> Pokémon cuz it's the most selled. It's. like it's video games, it's global,
>> It is. everything. >> the card game, it's everything. The card. game. >> Pokémon's the biggest IP in the world? >> In the world. >> is it worth? I kind of want to look that. up. That's kind of like a good question. >> Probably a trillion dollars. >> A sextillion dollars. What? >> 62.7 billion. >> Whole. >> Oh, in a year they made that. >> Huh? >> What? About 100 billion to 150 billion, I'm. saying. >> A year? >> Or that's total lifetime. >> Wow. I feel like it should be more. >> Same.
>> Isn't Jeff Bezos or one of them like. Elon Musk worth like 300 billion? >> Yes. >> So, he could buy Pokémon. >> Yes. And he'd still have half his net worth. >> What? >> 800 billion dollars. >> He could buy Pokémon eight times. >> to create Pokémon in the real world. >> Wait, he's about to be the first. trillionaire? >> Yeah, so what it looks like. You know. the difference between a billion and a. million? I actually saw this clip from I.
think it was Andrew Santino, and my if. I'm saying that right. He said the. difference between a million and a. billion is so much. Like I think. a a million. Wait, he got to look up the Wait, what. was it? [ __ ] That's me every time I try. to say something smart. >> it's a small percent. It's like a penny. to a hundred dollars. >> But, it's like. he did it in amount of days, and it was. crazy. >> If you were to be making a certain. amount of money, I'm pretty sure it's.
like a hundred thousand dollars a day or. something like that from the day that. Jesus Christ was born to right now, you. still would not have even a percentage. of what Elon Musk has now. >> Damn, I believe that. >> Wait, there's like a whole thing. It's. like. >> I love how we're just trying to. >> a hundred thousand dollars a day from. when Jesus Christ was like born to now, you would not have a a fraction of what. he has. That is insane. >> You know, I'm not a professional on. time, but is that 226 years? 2026 years?
>> I think it was also Wait, can we look. this up? >> I think. >> How much money would you have to make. from the beginning of the universe to. have as much money as Elon Musk? I I'm. telling you like you wouldn't even have. it. >> The. beginning of the universe is like. billions of years. >> And he has billions of dollars. >> Yeah, I don't know. This is all kind of. beyond me. This is all above it. >> Can we rob him? >> Jacob's been lost since Pokémon. >> I'm assuming you. >> You would need to save 54 million every.
day. >> If you Yeah, if you started from the. birth of Jesus and saved $10,000 every. day, you would only have 7.4 You'd have. 1% of his fortune. If you made 10 grand a day for. >> How does he have so much money? >> 10 grand a day for roughly 2,000 years. >> Let's rob his [ __ ] ass. Somebody get. his social security number. I'm so. [ __ ] serious. Like, bro, I just. pissed me the [ __ ] off. We could all. have. Okay, if he gave a milli- Could he give. a million dollars to every person on. Earth?
Can we see that? >> Definitely. >> A million dollars to every person on. Earth. >> There's 8 million people in the world. He has. 800. billion. >> Oh, he would know 8. >> 8 billion people? Oh, Wait. >> He could give everybody $1. >> And what would that do for us though? >> Yeah, wait. No, wait. No. He could give everyone a million.
>> No. No, he needs 8 quadrillion. That's. the first thing. >> 1 million to. >> So, he could give everybody $100,000. >> Yeah, he could give everyone $100,000. >> He could give everybody in the world. $100,000. >> Bro, we sound so I don't know if our. math. >> He could give. everybody in the U- Okay. Bro, let's rob this fat. Is he going to buy me? >> I don't know. I'm just realizing I don't. know numbers at all. >> Yeah, I really. >> Okay, ready? Wait. Wait. Million, billion, trillion,
quadrillion, sextillion. >> We don't have to worry about those last. two. Let's just worry about. >> Quadrilateral billion. >> After sextillion, I'm not sure what's. next. I'm sure it's something cool. though. Mark tillion. >> Holograph million. >> Guys, >> Wait. Okay. Wait. Hold on, guys. Can we. just can we can I just process this a. little bit? >> Yes. >> Okay, so Elon Musk has how much $800. billion? >> Billion, yes. >> So. So. and there's 8 billion people in the. world. That means he could give everyone.
a thousand dollars. Look up that if that's right. Watch. He could probably give every cuz. what's eight. bill uh. Yeah. >> Wow. >> Or no, that would eight. >> It'd be in debt. >> Ah, see. my math couldn't have been worse. Um so. we could he give everyone a hundred. dollars? Oh, based on. >> Oh. >> To every.
He would still have. 30. he would still have 371 billion. remaining. So then okay, let's find the. exact. >> no, no, no, look. Every person on Earth. it would be Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wait. >> Oh, so it'd be a hundred dollars. He could give every person on Earth a. hundred dollars. >> Elon Musk could give. >> know if that would really do a lot. >> I could I would take his hundred. dollars. >> So would I, but. >> But like. >> I'd probably buy a couple meals. >> Yeah, that would be gone in a couple of.
days. >> rich that you could give everybody in. the Earth money? Like think about like, bro. >> I can't tell if we're like super smart. or like borderline really dumb. >> you were alive. >> the latter. >> If you were born when Jesus Christ was. born allegedly, then you and you get ten. thousand dollars a day, you wouldn't. even have If you could you Okay, if when. Jesus Christ was born and you made a. hundred thousand dollars a day, you. would not even have as much as him.
He does not need that and I think we I. want to but. >> know if you lived for two thousand years. and you had the artifacts from Jesus and. all that stuff and you're selling I. [ __ ] and. >> on eBay? >> archaeology [ __ ] from the past. >> Yeah, like. >> That's a. >> What year are you talking about? >> What JC? >> Jesus Christ. >> Okay. >> The good one. >> The good one. >> The good one. >> We approve that. We approve of that one. Um, the other one.
>> How do we rob him? Can we also can we invent something that. goes past What did you say is the last. one? Sextillion or something like that? Can we do like. bang alien as the next one? Can we like. start. >> a bang alien. I feel like that's that is. one. Is bang alien? >> Bro, y'all are cooked. >> Bajillion. >> Oh, bajillion's pretty close to bang. >> Okay, but look up the highest number in.
the world. >> Ooh, that's a good one. >> I feel like we're high right now. >> Yeah, I feel high. There is no biggest. >> Googleplex. ONE JOHN. JOHN. GOOGLEPLEX. >> JOHN, you know what a googleplex is? >> That's the isn't that the biggest number. ever? >> Well, John's the smartest person here. We're going to have him fill us in for. everything else. Wait. >> One followed by a Google. >> A google of zeros. It's so large that it.
is physically impossible to write it. down even if every atom in the universe. were a digit. Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. Think about that. That's actually It is. so big. It Every atom in the universe. you can't even write it down. Look up. how many atoms are in the universe. How many atoms are in the universe? I. want to know that. >> Bro, what the [ __ ] are we talking about? >> Oh my god, this is so. Oh.
10 eggtillion. >> You don't even know what that means. The. Eddington number. >> That's good. It's mostly hydrogen. though, so it's okay. With. Oh, okay. So, we have to think as to do. a stellar galaxy and all that. >> Yes. >> No way. >> so smart for that because there's a. Googleplex of things you could look up. >> No way. >> Do you know what's crazy? There are more.
stars. >> discovered it. >> There's more stars in the universe than. grains of sand. Think about how many grains of sand. there are like under the ocean and. everything. >> Mhm. >> There's more There's more stars than. grains of sand. >> Sextillion. >> There we see it. >> And you're telling me there's not life. out there, guys? Come on. There's life. out there, y'all. >> I pray to God that this year we get. raided by aliens. Pray to God. Pray to. God. Pray to God. >> Get raided by Whoa. >> I need something good like that to. happen. Like I'm so bored, dude. Like. I'm so bored. Like I want aliens bad.
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Love you. >> Bang it out. Jacob, name me another Pokémon. I know. you've been lost since. >> Um. >> Jacob, please. You know, if you put a mirror. >> Oh my god. Bro, can we talk ABOUT THE MCDONALD'S. >> THING. One last thing. If you put a. mirror. 2,000 light-years. away from us and looked in it, you'd be. able to see like the dinosaurs and. stuff. >> Sorry, what?
>> Literally true. That's literally true. >> Sorry, what? >> If you literally look it up, if you were. to put a mirror like. >> So, what were you doing in natural? >> If you were to put a mirror like four. >> them? >> Literally look it up. Mirrors are Are. you saying like the the light doesn't. travel that far? So, like the speed of. light like it would be in the past or. something? >> the dinosaurs when you look like for. instance, if there's a Okay, think about. it this way. If there are aliens looking. at us that are 4,000 light years away, they would see the dinosaurs, they. wouldn't see us. >> I've heard that before. >> Yeah, so technically there was a mirror.
out there we'd see the dinosaurs. Isn't that cool? >> Well, >> Yeah, I'm a smart mirror. See, what I. say? >> But it's practically impossible. >> Well, but that would be what would happen. would be would be what happens. >> 70 million light years away. >> Mhm. >> We got Neil deGrasse Tyson in the studio. today, guys. >> Kayla deGrasse Tyson. >> Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill. >> You know that used to be my celebrity. crush. >> BILL NYE?
>> I LOVE Bill Nye. There's one video of. him walking down the runway. Oh my god, I just love Bill Nye. He has so much like sass. >> I met him. >> Really? >> You met Bill Nye? Oh my god, he's so. fun. I love Bill Nye. >> Yeah, I met him at a what's it called? I. used to work for this like children's. company and we had like science books. So, we had an event he showed up to talk. or whatever and yeah, I met Bill Nye. It. was pretty great. He was super nice and. he still has the same voice because it. doesn't change. I just thought it would. be. >> You guys know he's an actor?
>> Yes. >> He's not actually a scientist. >> Mhm. Don't say that. >> Nah, what the [ __ ]. >> Didn't you know that? >> Nah, chill with that. He's a scientist. He taught me everything I know. >> Nah, he. he is like everybody's childhood, but. he's an actor. >> No. >> Nah, yeah. >> Yeah. >> And so he's. >> Nah, yeah, no, he's a scientist. I'm not. I'm going to ignore that, you know, in. the same way like Harrison Ford's an. archaeologist. He just is. He's Indiana. Jones.
>> I'll agree with that. >> Bro, my brain is like scrambled eggs. >> Why? We just had a good life. >> it's like so hypothetical and crazy that. I and now we have to go back to. something as simple as the Met Gala. >> as the [ __ ] Met Gala. Who wouldn't even know about sextillions. or a Googleplex or the observable. universe? So, we have the Met Gala. >> Met Gala. All right. >> Emma Chamberlain was the sexiest. God, look at that. Look at that. Tell me.
that's not the coolest thing you've ever. seen in your life. Best dressed. >> It's really sick. >> What is she starry night? Yeah, the. whole theme of this one was like art is. fashion. So, everybody went as like art. pieces. >> That's awesome. >> And like this is like the top of it is. actual paint. Like it was actually like. this dress was painted. I love it. That's crazy. She used to be. just like a little YouTuber and now. she's at the [ __ ] Met Gala. You think we'll ever make it there? >> No.
>> Give it a year. >> I'm just kidding. I just wanted to say. that for the clip. Um, Sabrina. Carpenter, let's see what she was. repping. >> Or do we. Oh, okay. Do you get it? You don't get. it. It's movie strips from the movie. Sabrina. Like her whole dress is made out of. movie strips. >> From there's. >> The movie called Sabrina. >> What's I've never heard of that. It looks cool. Sabrina movie? It's a classic romantic comedy. Okay, okay.
>> we rate the outfits on the bonus though, should we? >> Yeah, um. >> Or. Cuz I actually watched like a 50-minute. video last night and of like somebody. ranking them and I was ranking it at the. same time. It was so fun. It was like it. was a really good time. >> On a different note, did you see the. ASAP Rocky and Rihanna. >> No. >> video? >> That'd be the worst place to be in a. argument with your husband at the Met. Gala. That'd piss me the [ __ ] off. >> Yeah, I think they thought the car was. like tinted. >> Oh my god, they for sure thought it was. tinted.
Oh. >> It's probably. >> What if they're just having like a cute. deep conversation? They just like. >> It's true. >> Had some wine and they're like, "Yeah, baby, I love you. I love you, too. What. do you want to do tonight?". >> both just lit as hell. Just like. >> Yeah, what if they're just drunk as. [ __ ]. Yeah, like they're probably beat from. the whole [ __ ] Met Gala day. Like I'd. be so tired and then like just you're. talking with your husband at the end of.
the day, you know, it's more decom- You. don't have to be smiling the whole time. and you don't think cameras are on you. It's just a chill conversation. >> think they thought the car was tinted? >> I don't even know if they did I just. don't think they think someone's filming. them in their private conversation. I I. think that's a little weird on the. recorder, you know what I mean? That's. like [ __ ] up paparazzi [ __ ]. >> Well, they must have gotten into the car. and gone past a bunch of paparazzi. >> I mean, you can see you can see the. flashes. >> of flashes. Um. >> But it is weird. Like why are. >> I mean, that's what people do with. celebrities.
>> Yeah. >> That's paparazzi. Like they're Rihanna's. like one of the biggest people in the. world. Multi-billionaire. Like ASAP Rocky's a goated artist. >> It's true, but they should be able to. live their lives. It's just like a. [ __ ] paparazzi. >> But that's just [ __ ] that's what it is. >> Yeah, I know it is. >> has to deal with that, especially. outside of an event. Like I mean. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't. think I don't know if they were arguing. or not, but I mean, of course they knew. there was paparazzi outside. But maybe that's why it makes me think.
they thought that the windows were. probably tinted. But also, what are they. going to be doing in the car? Just like. hugging each other? Like that was so. much fun. >> Yeah, like they're married, you know, like. >> Yeah. >> That is sweet. All my I imagine if like. dating somebody and married to somebody. and you like go to the Met Gala. together. >> That's pretty aura. >> Cool. That's aura. Oh my god. How did James Charles get invited to the. Met Gala? >> Was he there this year? >> Not this year, but he went one year and. it was like he got in a flame for cuz. his outfit was really bad. >> I don't know. I mean he was he was.
really popping. I mean Camilla was at. the Met Gala. Okay, personally I don't. think that outfit's terrible. >> Honestly it's not as bad as I remembered. it. It was better than it's better than. this Coachella. >> Yeah. >> Who else went? Oh yeah, Camilla went one year. I know Emma Chamberlain went when she. was a YouTuber and now. >> She's done multiple times. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah, I remember this. I was like holy. [ __ ] like she's like famous famous when. Camilla went. Is there any other drama.
from the Met Gala? Does it Does anyone here know about. this? Or are we just talking about stuff we. don't know about? Does anyone. >> Well, I just. Do we even know what we're talking about. right now? >> I just like the Met Gala. I just like I. didn't even know. >> You told me you told me like yo we got. to talk about there was drama at the Met. Gala. >> Well, yeah alleged. Well, no cuz there. was it was the Jeff Bezos stuff. People. >> What's that? >> A Basically like Jeff Bezos was one of.
like the main people like that was. sponsoring the Met Gala. >> Like he paid for it. >> He paid like a lot of money like for it. and. so they put that on his like penthouse. And then a bunch of workers. >> Wait, why are people mad at him paying. for the Met Gala? >> unfair to the Amazon workers and. apparently like people at the Met Gala. like the workers there like would get. denied bathroom breaks and stuff and. they'd have to pee in bottles. And so. people were leaving hundreds of water. bottles in the Met Gala museum filled. with piss to like protest it this year.
Yeah. So like there was like hella piss. in the Met Gala. Hella piss. >> Oh my gosh. >> Yeah, like that's piss. And they just left them everywhere. Yeah. >> That's honestly great. >> I was like, that's so Aura. Leave that [ __ ] Leave that piss. >> he own that? >> orange? >> It's fake, apparently. >> Oh. >> Does he own that museum? >> It's good to. >> What museum is that? >> That's the Met. I don't think he owns. it, but he like sponsored the Met Gala.
this year, I think, with like like hella. Oh, $10 million. Or some [ __ ] like that. Like actually. [ __ ] ridiculous. And yeah, like. >> Yeah, I feel like most billionaires are. doing weird [ __ ] and treating their like. staff probably not great, and. I think he's that's well deserved. What's Wait, there's another thing on. there. What What happened with Zendaya? She didn't attend. >> She didn't go, and people are suspecting. it's cuz of the whole Bezos thing. >> Oh. >> Okay, Zendaya. >> Yes. Yes, lord.
>> Zendaya stands on business. Stands on. business. >> watching Euphoria? >> I have. >> yet. >> No. >> I I know there's like Euphoria drama. >> Reggie thought we were going to be like, "Hell yeah." I haven't seen it. >> There's been drama. Like I know a lot of. the cast member doesn't like um. Cassie Sydney Sweeney anymore, so they. like Zendaya's been like ignoring her. The cast doesn't really hang out with. her like. >> Like off camera? >> Even at the premiere, they had a. Euphoria premiere in LA, and like.
there's videos of like Zendaya like. ignoring her and saying hi to everybody. but her, and uh [ __ ] like that. Like. nobody is really a fan of Sydney. Sweeney. >> See, I didn't know that part of it, but. I know that people were talking a lot. about with the new season of Euphoria. that Sydney Sweeney plays like a OF. creator. >> yeah, creator. >> And like apparently they like really. sexualized her in it, and I know people. were very mad about that. Like they had. her like dressed up as like a dog or. something. And so once I saw that, I was. like, "I'm probably not going to watch. this season.".
>> I need to watch it. I just haven't had. time, but I need to watch it. >> Euphoria. I've watched the other. seasons. Isn't Trixie in this? >> Yeah. >> Who else? I remember we talked about. this. Who else? There was a couple big. influencers, right? >> Vinnie Hacker? >> Vinnie Hacker? >> Yeah. >> I remember that. >> was my call? I would have loved to. participate. >> That would have been sick. >> Mhm. >> Vinnie Hacker, yeah, and Trixie Mattel. >> Vinnie Hacker's definitely the vibe. Like tatted up. I wonder who he plays. >> Wow, that's actually so cool.
>> That's awesome. >> for like a little cameo, I guess. >> Has Trixie's episode come out yet? >> Not yet. >> Oh, okay. >> She's been on like two T- She was also. on another show. What was it called? Um. >> that, too. >> Yeah, she's been popping the [ __ ] out. acting. >> my boy Yama. He's He's in this season. >> Really? >> Yeah. Yo, like go back like on the video. like that's Yama, who he worked out. with. >> No way. >> Yeah. >> He's in it? >> Yeah. He told me that at the gym. He was like, "Oh, yeah, I'm I have like a little.
cameo in the new season." He like plays. like a videographer of a Twitch streamer. or something. That's Yama. >> That is crazy. God. Where How do you get. this [ __ ] Like I want a cameo. >> The guy with the green hair. >> One of them hooked up with Sydney. Sweeney in the episode. >> He would have probably told me that. >> Oh, yeah. >> Probably would have let me know that. part. Um. But yeah, and then. um that's crazy. >> God, I want to do that. How do we do. that?
>> You just keep saying it, it will. manifest into existence. >> That's what Trixie did. She's like on. hella shows. Trixie's like famous as. [ __ ] right now. She's doing her big one. I'm so proud. Go Trixie Mattel. >> Shout out to her. >> Shout out to Trixie Mattel. >> Um. >> Oh, and Tana Mongeau's coming out with a. new podcast. >> I did see that. >> I'm really excited about that. >> or brand safe podcast. So, what's the difference? >> I think I She said basically she's just. not It's going to be her just talking. about like being sober and. like good stuff instead of like drama. and [ __ ].
>> Nice. >> So, the difference is the co-host isn't. there? >> No. >> What do you think, Kayla? You're the pro. on this. >> I think that she's just going to talk. I. think she's not going to talk about. other people. >> What do you have to say in terms of a. reply to Richie's comment about um. potentially. there's no co-host on this. >> Well, I know they're still friends. >> But why do you think that decision was. made? >> I think because their podcast was. originally like ours where we're talking. about people and drama and they don't.
want to do that anymore cuz it got. tiring. I feel like when you get older, like. when you're like. in your late 20s, uh 26, but Brooks like I think 27. I. like and you do it for like 5 years from. when you're like 21 and [ __ ] like you. don't really want to just keep. especially at the level they're at, they'd go to any party and people would. be. >> she's going to leave? >> No. >> No, no, no. If we end, we're just going. to rebrand as hanging out and it's still. going to be you two. >> It's more brand safe. It's just more. adult and brand safe. >> Okay. >> But like I mean, also that at the level.
they were at, like if they talked [ __ ]. about anybody, people would find out and. then ruin their lives and then it would. like like I I would come on here. I. mean, we just [ __ ] talked hella [ __ ]. about. nothing really happened. Like I don't. know. I feel like. >> I think we've pulled it back a lot. >> We have. >> From the beginning, like I feel like it. was a little bit more we were talking. about stuff. >> wow, this actually has consequences. >> But not really. You're not friends with. any of these. >> No. Just ruined a relationship that. meant to be ruined, but that will had to. be ruined, but. that was about it. >> Yeah, and then I think a lot of the.
people that we do that we aren't big. fans of, I mean. >> No, that. >> Are we going to become friends with them. in the real world? Probably not. >> I don't even go to influencer parties. anymore. So, it's like I'm not going to. run into anybody. >> I just I don't even go anywhere. So. >> I want to go to an influencer party just. to collect lore. Like I need to go to. one soon. Halloween, that's more collected. >> Oof, I'm going somewhere else during all. of that. Halloween, there's just parties like all. the time. >> But guys, don't worry. I will be. attending every single one collecting.
lore, and I will be um. exposing everybody. >> On a different note, Piper Rockelle made. a video with her biggest donor. Um so. >> This is fake. >> brought her top spender on a podcast to. talk with him. He's apparently spent. over $700,000. on Piper in the past 3 months alone. And he's a 58-year-old named Don. >> It's fake. He's an actor. >> What does that mean? >> The I've literally seen this guy before. on my reals. Like OnlyFans girls hire.
him to do interviews like this, and. he'll sit there and say like really. weird things for clips. Like this is not real. >> else has had like. >> I'm genuinely so serious. Anybody who. believes this is like Are we [ __ ]. serious? I'll literally upload him right. now. >> this. >> It's fake. >> when I saw it, I was like, "No way.". >> Uh. >> So weird. Who's done it though? Like. Camilla and people? >> Uh no, it was this other girl I saw. Like it's. Yeah, right. His name's Don Barris. He's. an actor and a comedian.
Uh I already found it. It's one [ __ ]. Google search. >> What? What? >> Uh here's a link right here. >> Is that the same guy? Yeah, that is. >> He's an actor and a comedian, and he. does this for OnlyFans girls. >> put that together yet. >> But it's like Yeah, he like he's done. this for other OnlyFans girls I've seen. on my reals. And he does the same [ __ ]. >> So he's He was just doing a show with. Dave Chappelle, Shane Gillis, and Kanye. West 2 days ago. Damn. So he's a comedian?
>> Yeah. He is just fake. It's fake. It's fake. It's all fake. The TMZ videos of buying. pregnancy tests, it's fake. The kissing. in the water, it's fake. The gender reveals are fake. All of it's. fake. It's all fake. It's all [ __ ]. fake. If you think it's real, you're. [ __ ] stupid. It's fake as [ __ ] and. it's genius though. Genius, it works for. views and money, but it's not real. Piper Rockelle is not pregnant. Did she say she's pregnant? Yes, they. bought pregnancy tests and check. Yes,
it was I can't. Or she didn't say she. they like bought hired TMZ to follow. them to Walgreens to buy pregnancy. tests. Guys, like it's fake as [ __ ]. Anytime you see The Hollywood Fix. interviewing people on the side of Mel's. bro. That [ __ ] was called bro. Like. Fletcher is not walking around with his. camera on the day to day. He's waiting. No, they get a call. Hey, I want you to. record X, Y, and Z and then they'll meet. them and they'll act like nothing and.
then guess what? After the video they. go, "Nice work. Perfect. Send that over. to me.". >> I'm not going to lie and I'm going to. say something. I'm not going to say which guest on the. podcast, but there has been a guest on. the podcast. that actually said like we should call. Fletcher when we go to the mall, which. is The Hollywood Fix. So like, you know, it is something Kayla is right that. people will call it. >> Everybody does. The only way paparazzi. is actually showing up to where you're. at is if you are like A-list. That's. literally it.
>> Bieber, probably they're camping outside. of the crib and they're following your. car to wherever you go. >> Anybody else, like no. Like this guy is. an actor, comedian. All the TMZ videos. are fake. Everything's planned. They told him what. questions to ask. Like every time. they're like. I don't really know how to answer that. They they literally told them to ask. that question. Like they literally sent. them a script. Like they said, "Please. ask me about X, Y, and Z." And then they. ask, "Oh my god, oh my actually don't. know. Um maybe. Oh my god, I can't believe I. said that." Like you wanted to say that.
>> Wait, so okay. That that I want to ask. you then based on that. how much of what we see on the internet. is real then? >> I think when it comes to this stuff, it's all fake. Every single video that. like and I I I have a lot of respect for. the girls, but like it's all fake. It's. really all fake. Every single video is. fake. But it's genius. >> It's it's a It's a genius marketing and. I'm not going to hate on it for that. Um. >> Well, it works. >> It's genius. Like that's why they're. like some of the most viral people. >> And wealthy. >> And wealthy. It's like it works, but it.
is all fake. >> Yeah. >> I mean, that's That's just online, but. yeah. That guy is not actually the top. spender. >> Have you heard of the dead internet. theory? It's. like saying that like. less than. >> Woah, what? >> half of all internet traffic is human. It's like It's basically saying like. what if the internet's all just bots? >> Woah. >> Like how much of this stuff is actually.
real, I guess. Um I mean, of course there's humans on. the internet, but I think What is like. Richie, do you know anything more about. this dead internet theory? >> It's just everything is bots online now. Comments are bots online now. And then. the things that are actually humans, like you're saying, like. we're scripting [ __ ] too. We're also. faking stuff. So it's like nothing's. really real. Like how much is real? >> What I do think is really weird about. how they scripted this thing about like. this actually like kind of like upset me. a bit was because this entire like.
interview with the quote top spender. spender was scripted and it's an actor. I do think it's extremely weird how they. had him say that he was a fan of her. since he she was 14. >> Yeah. >> Why are we scripting that this dude has. been watching her and sexualizing her. since she was 14? That's weird as [ __ ]. and it was scripted. They They It's a. [ __ ] script. It's an actor. >> Wait, what the. >> Woah, that's even crazier. I didn't even. think about that. >> why it makes me mad. >> Then. >> They told him to say that.
>> along with the script that made him. following her since she was a kid. >> He said that he's been a fan of her she. was 14. >> in in the in the interview he says, "Oh, ever since I got my laptop." And then. she goes, "Well, when did you get your. laptop?" And he said like 6 years ago. She would have been like 12 years old. But that's even crazier. >> say that. >> They scripted that. >> Like that's weird. Like okay, like. that's weird. >> That's weird. That is literally. marketing off of pedophilia.
>> the script? I we got to know now. Well, >> Guys, we know who Quackity probably. scripted this [ __ ] and they're all. weirdos. Can we leave that in? >> Yeah. All right. Next up, we've got. Hantavirus. Is that how you say it? A cruise ship is anchored off the coast. of Africa with 150 people on board. Three people have passed and three. people have the virus. Hantavirus is a. rare rodent-borne illness that usually. spreads when people come in contact with.
rodent droppings and does not spread. from person to person. >> What the hell? >> I've never heard of this virus. >> Three people have died already. What the [ __ ]. 60. Oh my god. >> I'm so confused. I haven't heard. anything about this. Richie, have you? Does anyone know like. >> This is all over the news, dude. Here, watch this. >> Okay. >> I am currently on board the MV Artania. And what's happening right now is very.
real for all of us here. We're not just a story. We're not just headlines. >> John, did you say oh god? >> People with families, with lives, with. people waiting. for us. >> or no? John said something about. >> and that's the hardest part. >> Be nice, John. >> All we want right now is to feel safe. >> Here, let John talk on the mic real. quick.
>> I don't know if I can say what I really. want to say. >> Dude, I mean this is a safe space, John. You can. >> Is this a safe space? >> Yeah, we won't we'll listen and we won't. judge. >> We listen, we don't judge. >> I think he. um. I don't think he gives himself enough. credit. He's a strong man, a human. He can defeat this. He shouldn't be. blubbering over the internet.
>> JOHN! >> JOHN, THAT'S CRAZY, JOHN. JOHN, WE WERE ALL rooting for you, dude. >> you, but you can you can beat this. >> I mean, honestly, kind of an. inspirational message coming from John. >> good. >> Honestly, John, that was that was that. was pretty nice. He he has faith. >> Oh my Imagine being stuck on a cruise. with like. a virus where like the people that got. it have already died. Dude, oh my god. >> That would be the scariest thing in the. world. >> Dude, what the hell? Why don't What do.
they do with the people on the boat? Are they going to like let them back on. land? >> Probably not. I think they probably have. to isolate them. >> Yeah, they're just chilling on a boat. >> Really? They can't? >> They're like stuck. >> And they're bringing food to the boat? >> Yeah, like they're they're. >> So they bring it out to the middle of. the ocean, pull the plug, and it just. sinks, and then it's like it's cured. Then. No, you're good. You're good. Hi. Yeah, I skipped up. All right, well, with this one, the reason why they're. very scared about it is because this one. has an 8-week uh quarantine period, and. that's which is significantly longer. than COVID. Um 8-week I don't know if.
it's quarantine period or duration. period where the symptoms can show up in. 8 weeks. I have to further research. that. The point being is though 8 weeks. is what they're trying to have these. cruise or these cruise people kind of. quarantine for, but a lot of these people want to get. off. They miss their families. Like with. this dude, you could feel sympathetic. because it's a scary situation where. he's at. Like he could literally get the. virus and potentially die. And of course. he's going to miss his family. I like. you can give this man sympathy, but the. reality is. >> if you come on back back onto land.
pretty much and you go with your family, the reality is if you get sick, you're. not going to know until maybe 8 weeks. later that you got sick and then. potentially pass it to a lot more people. than you actually think because you. think you're safe. >> And then it's big. >> Mhm. >> Wait, does it spread? I thought it only. it said it only spreads through rodent. contact with rodent stuff. >> I say we pull the plug on the boat. >> Strongest swimmers win. >> Sink the boat. Nuke the boat. >> Oh my god. >> Strongest swimmers get to top and they.
they win and. Mr. Beast needs to go to this boat. immediately, set up challenge. First. person to beat hantavirus wins a million. dollars and the cruise line. >> I'm [ __ ] dead. >> Mr. Beast, pull the [ __ ] up. You got a. great video on your hands, buddy. For today's video, we released 100. rodents with hantavirus. The first 10 to. escape win. >> I love that. >> I don't know if Amazon's going to sign.
off on that. For Beast Games part three, like Beast. Games cruise ship edition. >> Hantavirus treasury. >> Oof. Yeah, no, that's actually scary, but but I mean so but it doesn't it. seems like it doesn't spread human to. human and it's more from humans Yeah. Wait, if you have it, can you spread it. to another human? Oh, there is a strain. that does. Oh yeah, we're all cooked, guys. I'm. sorry. Someone's going to still have it. on the boat. They're all getting off. Oh, it's spreading. Why do So So.
>> Sink the boat. Sink the boat. I don't. want hantavirus. >> Honestly, I kind of agree. I don't know. >> They're Or they can start their Buy them. an Jeff Bezos, buy them an island, put. them all on the island, the hantavirus. island, and they all live there. >> Hear me out. Epstein Island's open. They could all go there. And cuz it's a open island. >> we go. >> So. >> That's like saying it like let's send. all the cancer patients to. island. Like no, no, no.
Like we got to put. >> just thinking I was just thinking of. >> Okay, well what was contagious? >> I was just thinking of an island that's. not. that's not being used right now. >> And I don't I think that we should just. >> that we know of. >> Hanta Island, Hanta Island. >> There's other islands. Let's sink the. Epstein Island. >> Sink? >> Yeah, Epstein Island. Yeah, you don't need that island. >> Let's just make it. >> And then they reproduce Hanta babies for. all the people with Hanta virus. >> I still do we want to be putting them in.
>> I mean. I like the theory of putting them on an. island. >> I like that. >> like that idea? >> Are we all on board with that? >> I am. >> I'm on board. So what island do we pick? There's not many. >> Like no, like let's just send them to. like Canada. They're too connected at. the [ __ ] little. >> Canada, we like Canada. >> a place with no airlines and no. transportation. And we air drop food. >> What if we drop them off at in. Antarctica?
By the ice wall. >> Well, no because then if they they. freeze there, they'll eventually the. virus will get into the ice and then our. drinking water and we'll die. Let's just. get them a [ __ ] We'll man make them. an island. >> Mhm. >> And Hanta Island. >> We call it Hanta Island. >> Hanta Island. >> That's genius. >> And we make them a cute flag. And we we. they have a time and then they reproduce. Hanta babies. But it's only 8 weeks. >> Oh, you only Wait. >> quarantine. >> It only lasts 8 weeks? >> so. >> Wait, but people are dying from it.
>> Yeah, if you don't make the 8 weeks. >> Keep them on this boat for at least 3. years. >> So what Okay, okay, can we look up like. what does What are the side effects if. you have it? What's it like? Are you. just Is it like you have the flu or is. it like your body's like eating itself? >> It's respiratory, RIGHT? >> OH MY GOD! OH, HELL NO! Keep them on that boat! >> You guys want to know something scarier? >> That's awful. >> Keep them.
>> Crew member. went off the boat before everything kind. of blew up and is currently in. Switzerland and tested positive for it. So, they're currently tracking the. airport that he's been on, the people. he's been in communication with, and. everything. So, it's already technically. touched land, and that's what's scary. >> All right, here's the. >> Why did he get off the boat? >> Here's the deal. [ __ ] all these people. [ __ ] them on an. island. We're going on the island. We. need to survive. I don't want blood in. my lungs. We go to the island and we. say, "Fuck them." We build a boat and we pick.
up the podcast. We're banging out and we. go to. >> Wait, can we look up. Banging Island? >> Is there a. medicine for this? It causes blood vessels in the lungs to. leak, filling them with fluid. And it's often fatal. >> OH MY GOD, DUDE. >> No cure. Oh, [ __ ]. >> Drown the boat. Drown the boat. Drown. the boat. I'm sorry. I'm literally so. sorry. >> someone on land. >> Bro, nuke Switzerland. It's gone. I'm. sorry, beautiful country. I. >> No, he likes Switzerland. >> No, we love Switzerland.
>> I love Switzerland. It's one of my dream. vacations, but now. I'm sorry. I don't want to go in my. lungs fill up with blood. Nuke it. >> Okay, hear me out. Hear me out, guys. I. have a new theory. What if we I like Richie's theory about. building a boat, okay? We go somewhere. else because it's up to us. >> That's what I'm saying. >> So, everyone in this room after this. podcast, pack your bags. I'm going to start building with Richie.
Maybe John will help us, and we all can bring one family member. What are some uninhabited. >> Oh my god, look largest Look at that. Devon Devon Island. Devon Island, Canada. Oh, I don't I don't want to go. to Canada. Never mind. >> Should we call it Bangin Island? >> Henderson Island, South Pacific. That. sounds fun. >> Dry Tortugas. >> That's a cool name. >> And it's in Florida. >> Let's go to Dry Tortugas. It's not too. far. >> We could even bring the Bop House girls. with us cuz it's in Florida. >> We could No, no, no, no, no. We're going.
to steal their boat. Oh, we could So, we. build a boat to get to their yacht. And. then we. override their yacht. >> 100%. >> And then we go to What was that one in. Florida? The Dry Tortugas. >> Wow. >> Okay. We're going to change it to the. Bangin Out Island. >> So, if you test negative for Hunta, you're allowed to come over, stay for a. little bit. We'll extend the island. We'll make our own flag country, and. there'll be no Hunta. There will be no. Uh there'll be no weird files. There'll.
be no James Charles. There'll be no We. can ban people. We can ban people. >> Oh, yeah. >> James Charles. >> Oh, that's like that game where we. become the. >> I miss that game. Oh, yeah. >> me want to drink with you so bad right. now. I miss that game. >> Where we we played like this game. What's it like 3 hours? Like we become. Someone's the president, and someone. >> No, but we made it in the past. We just. made it up as we went. >> were like president, and that's how it. was. I was the president, and I became. like a dictator.
>> Oh, I think you I remember you guys. telling me about that forever ago. >> on for so long. >> could do that with. Dry Tortugas, Florida. We could override. it and become the. We could become. Guys, we could all secretly have all the. power. And then what we could do is we could. pass laws. >> Taxes. >> No taxes. How do we get food though? Oh, Who Is anyone here good at fishing?
>> Dude, I got you. >> Really? Okay, I'll catch fish. Kayla's going to. hunt. Are there There's no animals on. there. >> We'll We'll bring some with us to. reproduce. What if we bring some cows? We make a. farm. We have a farm. We have a farm. >> OH MY GOD, THAT'S kind of genius. >> Can we do this? >> So, in theory, how long would it take us on. a boat to get to Florida? We really need. to go to Miami to stop by the Bop House, get their yacht. >> Neither yacht. They should let that.
happen. >> And they need to give us all a small. loan of another million dollars. >> For the cows. We take some of Sophie. Rain's cows. >> Okay. >> Take some of her cows. >> Kim and Kanye. I'm sorry, Sophie, but we. do need to borrow Kim and Kanye. >> But I like I think we're getting. somewhere here. Now, who. out of us We need to find what we're all. good at. >> We need somebody up for sacrifice. >> Fine, I'll do it. >> No, no, no. >> That's good. That's good. That's good. We're not sacrificing one of our hosts, all right? >> Oh, are we keeping the podcast going?
>> Yeah, dude. >> Oh, is this all a business plan? >> Yeah. >> To this make money? >> keep the show going. So, while. everyone's quarantined with the virus, we are all still okay. >> going to want What are they going to. want? Oh my god. And then we. My cousin's good at hacking stuff, I. think. So, what if we bring him? He. hacks all the news network. And then the. only thing they show is the Bangin' Out. podcast. And then we can sell merch, and we'll. all get super rich. >> our own vaccines that they have to buy.
through Bangin' Out. vaccines. 50% chance of survival. >> I love this idea, guys. So, what's our. first step? >> Find How much is it Can we look up how. much dry tuna is I don't know. >> it's just abandoned. >> how We have to buy it, so it's legally. ours. >> Yeah, no, it's probably owned by like. the state or something. >> it have to be? We'll We'll pay for it. Take a small loan of seven Akis and. >> Yeah, we'll Okay, we're going to do a. partnership. It's going to be co-owned. by seven Akis. Maybe Bad Friends will.
own some of it. >> Uh. >> Look up ones that we can buy. Can we. look up. >> Yeah, no. We need to buy an island. >> Well, if it cannot be bought, how are. they going to know that we took it over? >> Well, but so it's just abandoned. >> But then the US will probably. >> are doing day trips there. >> Okay, we need to look up Look up island. for sale. >> bucks for someone to take a day trip. there. >> All right. How New pitch. New pitch. >> Okay. Okay. >> We'll go underground. Bunker out. >> I need my vitamin D. Well, look up an.
cheapest island for sale. >> there. Uh. >> Yo. >> Okay. >> Well, no. I mean like we can bring. supplements. >> I'm sure we can find an island for like. $200,000. >> No. So, I like Okay. John, what do you think? >> What's the question specifically? >> Are you not Do you don't know what. you're talking about, huh? >> We're talking about an island.
>> Not just any island. We're talking about. the banging out island. >> I I'm confused as to why we need Why we. Why would we even need money? >> Every. >> Wow. >> That's genius, John. >> John. >> he would have an idea. So, everything. nothing costs anything cuz. we're going to make all the food. >> Why don't you just grab guns and just. take take over? >> I think the US Marshals would win. We need a We need an island that's not.
>> a government. >> Yeah. >> Honestly, I like the way John's. thinking. I think we put John as our. leader. He arms us all up and then we. just take his orders. >> Yeah. >> I'm down. So, >> Would we be considered terrorists? >> Well, >> Not by our government under John's. nation. >> Yeah, we have our own government. >> up with the powerful government. Like we. have allies with like the Koreas so that. they can't hurt us. >> World War John. >> Both.
>> Both Koreas. >> Holy [ __ ] World War bang. >> World War bang. This is all from Hantavirus, by the way. Drown that damn boat. >> Yeah, I'm sorry. I think we might have I. think we got a little carried away. >> I'm very sorry and I rest in peace. It's. very scary. I am joking, but seriously. though. Don't bring that Put that [ __ ] out in. the Atlantic, bro. >> This Yes, I want to second that. You. know, this was a fun hypothetical. conversation. I probably got a little. carried away. >> Wait, we're not getting the island?
>> We'll talk about it after. But um But as. I was saying, my. >> happened last time? REMEMBER THE LAST DISEASE? Do you remember what happened last time? >> What happened? >> What do you mean? >> 2019, brother. >> Oh, if we all dip out to the island. >> That's what I'm saying. We got to learn. from We got to learn from our mistakes. >> What was our mistake though? We didn't. do enough. >> John's threatening. He really wants it.
Leader John. >> I trust this guy. >> John, dude. >> Leader John. >> He cares about the future. >> Yeah. I'LL EXECUTE PEOPLE FAIRLY. DRAW NAMES OUT OF A HAT. >> So what? Wait, what did he say? >> It's the most fair way It's the most. fair way. >> Who would he execute? Why would he. execute? >> It's just us, John. >> Yeah. >> Wait, does one of us have to go? >> Uh yeah, the first thing I'll do is ex-. execute one at random. Exert power. >> That's good. Scared the people. >> He's going to like Walking Dead Negan.
us. He's going to go around with the. bat. >> Oh. >> Call a name out of a hat. >> Oh my god, we assign people to houses. >> We'd Oh, yeah. Wait, where would we. live? >> We build it. Or do we live on the yacht? And then we. kind of just during the day. >> Yeah, we'd build homes, you know. Over time. >> Over time. >> Cut down trees and stuff. >> had to go with like 10 sets. >> So, it's literally real life Minecraft. >> How fun. >> And instead of the flesh-eating like. zombies, we have hantavirus. Yeah.
>> The rodent. We craft a nether portal, drift into. another dimension. >> Oh my gosh. Dude, I could talk about. this for hours. Wait, so okay, back to. Okay, let me re-center. >> I'm sorry to the victims and their. families. >> to the victims and their families of the. hantavirus. >> You got. the 180 is hilarious. >> No, I'm being serious. >> Prayers to the victims and their. families. It's just it's funny in the. way that the the switch is. >> I'm saying, if you'll let me finish my. thought.
my thoughts and prayers. Obviously, this. is horrible and uh. >> I feel awful. >> And this is all. >> And terrifying. And but it is jokes. until it gets to this level. >> Until it actually makes its way over. here. >> when that first case is diagnosed, I'm. out. We live in like one of the one of. the most populated countries No, no, not. countries. States in the country, so I'm not. playing around. Mhm. If it If this [ __ ] gets in LA, we're. cooked in 2 days. It'll find its way to.
the studio. >> If I got it, hypothetically, what would you guys do? >> I would literally kill you if you like. got it and didn't tell me. >> Well, he's saying he tells us. I don't. think you're not telling us. >> Well, would you tell me in person or. over the phone? >> In person. >> You're awful. I'd kill you. >> Wait, but it doesn't spread No, it does. >> This strain does. >> Okay, guys, all seriousness, this is. horrible. Um.
Honestly, all right. Let me just talk. here. Honestly, I I can feel the guy's fear from the. video. We kind of went off on this whole. thing. If this becomes a real serious. thing and history repeats itself, as. they say it does, if we have to go back. into lockdown again, I am getting a. pocket [ __ ] before they close all the. websites. >> I'm getting a sex doll, at least. >> Okay. >> Yeah, I'll get two. One for John. Richie, you want one? >> Yeah, I'll have one, too. >> Okay, I'll get three. I'm going to do it.
right before they call for everyone to. stay in their house. Cuz I'm not doing. it just with my hands like last time. >> the podcast? Like how did you guys film. during the pandemic? >> Oh, we'd make it work, guys. We'd make. it work. >> They didn't follow the rules, didn't. they? >> No, no, no. I would not say that. >> Oh. Yeah, I know what you guys did. >> Let me explain. Okay, sorry, sorry. >> All right. This is before I was at the. company. I'm pretty sure it was just. distance was between. >> Wow. >> You kind of sit on opposite sides of the. room.
>> I would probably be online or something. like that. >> No. >> Like that's usually like I think that's. what it used to be. >> That was a little loud, don't you think? >> It's like I'm pretty sure like I'm. getting cramps, man. Or something. And. then like it's separating. But like. also, you guys might be in different. rooms, too. I don't know. We might be. zooming it or something. >> If we're zooming in, I'm buying a house. in Hawaii and I'm quarantining there for. however long this happens. >> Or we do banging out island. >> I don't know. >> Or, okay guys, I have another pitch. Just one more solution. I think this. would help. We just.
get like one of those drones. We drop a. box of iPhones on the boat, okay? Each. one is loaded up, already installed. Pokémon Go. We just let them have fun. for 8 weeks catching Pokémon overseas, bring them back. >> Limited edition hot to virus Pokémon. >> We just like let them enjoy there. uh. >> Would the rat Pokémon be insensitive to. catch. >> Rattata. >> in this situation? >> Yes. >> That would be very insensitive. >> Good to know. Good to know. >> Actually very. disrespectful. >> Good to know. Good to know. Good to.
know. Just had to just had a PR check. PR check. >> Yeah, I know. That was good. That was. good. Oh god. Dude, I can't do this again. I I to get a girlfriend before this. happened. [ __ ]. Now I'm going to be isolated even more. Great. >> I know. >> [ __ ]. >> There's no dating in. >> What I think is the future though, um, I'm going to get a sex doll. Someone. else can get one that looks like me. And then we can do FaceTime sex.
>> Why wouldn't they just be able to come. over? >> Cuz. >> Come over in hazmat suit, dude. Cut a. hole. >> Just little hole in the front. >> Exactly. Back when uh quarantine, I was. in college when COVID and everything was. going on. >> That's crazy. >> And. >> I was in high school. >> They they put us in like these. quarantine dorms. They had like their. own like if you had COVID you're sent to. the quarantine dorm. >> Ooh. >> So I'm in the quarantine dorm. My. quarantine dorm neighbor is a baddie. >> Oh. >> Yeah, I had it. My quarantine dorm. neighbor is a baddie.
>> Ooh. >> You know, we're like chatting up. Like. the end of it like it's like. >> her some quarantine [ __ ]. Just tell us. >> And then no mask. >> It was like one of my last days. Like. she came like maybe like a week into. while I was already there. >> Uh-huh. >> And then so it was like one of my last. days, you know. We we lock it in. >> Oh. >> I go back home. >> You [ __ ]. >> I go back. I'm quarantine free. >> Got it again. And I got instantly sent back. >> You cracked your quarantine baddie.
>> neighbor. >> Yeah, and then I got I got COVID again. COVID over chlamydia. COVID over. >> I literally got sent back. >> I I got cleared and then. >> And then. >> went home and then was sent back. >> No, but. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> I loved I loved I would tell my school. freshman year I'd be like I think I have. it just so they would have to give me 2. weeks off and I do it all the time. Freshman year I loved that. >> Yeah. >> Oh, I think I have it. Oh, 2 weeks off.
They can't do anything about it. >> Oh no, I think I have it again. >> Oh yeah, literally what are they going. to do? They So I just kept getting like. months off of school. >> But do you guys still have classes, right, in school and stuff? >> It was like they would send me my work, but like it would take like 5 minutes. using Quizlet and [ __ ] We didn't have. AI at the time. But that's crazy to say, we're old. We don't have I didn't have. AI in school. >> I was a senior when COVID started. >> a freshman. >> your senior year? >> Well, I didn't go to school. >> Oh, right. >> I just did it by I had to keep doing it. >> Yeah. >> Well, everyone else was like like not.
going Wasn't there a period of time. where people didn't go to school? >> whole grade. >> lost prom and I. fully was in school the whole time cuz I. was already doing it like on Skype. >> That blows. >> It was so funny though, like. my mom was like, you have to. My mom would make me do the school and. I'd just be like, "No, I'm not going to go today. I'm not. going to do it today.". >> That's what I would do. I'd be like. >> It's like, "What's going to happen?". I that's I I was just kind of also like. a [ __ ] But I did graduate. I have a.
high school diploma. So if any ladies. want to, you know, >> Want an educated man. >> Mhm. I'm actually I have the option to. go to college whenever I want. Will I. go? Nope. Yeah. Actually, maybe there'll be a. time. >> What would you go for? >> Um archaeology of the. >> What? Shut the hell up. >> What? >> I'd go for uh. space. >> That's my I took a bunch of I I did. enough classes to be an archaeology. minor, but technically I did a BFA, so I. was I went all film. But I took more.
than enough classes to be a minor. I I. did fully archeo. >> a minor? >> Whoa. >> What is it with you guys and minors? I. don't know why that word comes up. >> You You You took classes to be a minor? >> To be an archaeologist. I was a big fan. of that. >> crazy, bro. >> Wait, >> Yo, Richie, you took classes cuz you. wanted to be a minor? >> No, cuz I wanted to find the Ark of the. Covenant in the Last Crusades, dude. >> I would want to study crimes. >> The Holy Grail. >> Criminology. >> called? Yeah.
Or I just would like I don't know, man. I just maybe I would I don't know. I. think maybe I would um. study like. >> I'd study fraternity life. And in my. dream life, if I could change lives with. anybody for one day, it'd be a nepo baby. frat guy who's a president of like Pike, who just wakes up, chugs a happy dad, throws some Zyn's in, and that's his. whole like his biggest stress of his. life is where's the pong table going to. go today? Like and he he's just going to.
college for fun. He knows he's set for. life and he just lives at the frats and. he's just a douchebag. Like I want that. so bad. That's my dream life. >> That's just go to college. That's. That's pretty much most college. >> in college. >> Yeah, that's pretty much everyone. >> that was me every day. >> Kelly, you could still do that. Just. throw a party. >> Why I have to be a frat guy? >> No, you don't. >> Why? >> Because I need to be a nepo baby. The. fun part is I'm a nepo baby, so like. nothing matters. And I'm a douchebag. frat guy president because I don't. really have to worry about like if I'm. getting [ __ ] I just know I am.
>> Well, why don't we just start like. banging out frat, you know? And then you. can be the president. >> could do it. >> want to be the same cuz I I need the. nepo baby penis, too. Sad. >> What is that? >> You can have the non-nepo baby [ __ ]. >> That's not fun. That takes away the. whole thing. Like I don't want to be a. frat guy that actually has to look for a. job after college. >> penis? Like what what do you What does. that mean? >> a nepo baby with a penis. >> Like I'm a nepo baby. >> Why did you phrase it like that? >> Like I I don't. >> Yo. >> feel like when it came out of my mouth,
I was like, wait, I don't even want to. know the answer. Like. >> Like I want. >> never heard that phrase before. I don't. I don't know what that means, Kelly. >> Like I'm a I'm a nepo. >> from wealth. Like Like a nepo baby with. a. >> have to do with it? >> Like I'm a nepo baby with a dick. >> yeah, just like walk around like. >> Like I need to be a man in this. situation. >> Okay. >> Like I need and I need to not worry. about having a job after college cuz my. dad's so rich. And he's giving me the. company. Like so I could just [ __ ] off for four. years, be the frat president. >> what you're saying. >> just my biggest fear in life is pong.
table and beers. >> That is kind of like your biggest fear. >> genetics, so no matter how much I drink, I just still have a six-pack, and it's. just like beyond me, you know? And like. I'm so cool, and everybody likes me. That's my dream life. Like I want to be. a frat guy. >> So you're kind of like a frat girl. >> Yeah, when I'm in Nashville. >> at No, you have one at your crib in LA. >> Caleb, manifest it. You can be that. >> Yeah, like you can be anything you want. to be, Kayla. You just have to act as if. you're already that. That's rule number. one to manifest it. >> have a penis.
>> You are close. You You are close to. having one. Act as if you already do. >> Okay. >> That's what they say. They say. like visualization is a huge part of. manifesting. >> I don't have a chode, so. >> Nah, Kayla's got BDE, dude. >> Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I do drive a BBT. as well. >> All right, I love you guys. We'll see. you on the exclusive. We're going to. rank Met Gala outfits. >> We sure are. That's at bangingout.com. b a n g i n. o u t dot com. And actually, great.
website. I go on there sometimes. I'm. even. One time, I showed my penis. Uh and actually, today, I'm going to. show my butt hole. >> Okay. Also, we have been officially. filming banging out for a year, which is. actually insane, and I did not think. we'd be able to come this far. But in. honor of that, we're going to do. >> But we came. >> We came everywhere. And so, in honor of. that, we're going to do banging out. awards, and we have like a little like.
thing where you guys can select like. winners of certain categories, like. least favorite influencer, best drama of. the year, stuff like that. We want you. guys to vote, so that next week's. episode, we can present these awards, give them out. It's going to be like. really fun, but we want your guys's. votes on this. So, in the description, click the link, and. fill it out. It's really fun. We spent. like probably two hours preparing this. list, so. please please vote below. >> Bang it out. >> You can't wear my sweatshirt.
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