PIPER ROCKELLE IS ON THE NAUGHTY LIST | Ep #36 | Bangin' Out w/ Kayla Malecc & Jacob Sartorius

When you finished recording, you may. hang up or press one for more options. >> Merry Christmas, John. It's Jacob. Psych. mother. Where the are you, bro? Lying to. me, trying to play me behind my back. [laughter] Like, bro, you the loyalty is. gone. When we filmed this show, [laughter] I don't want you on. You're. not welcome. I used to beg for your love and now I'm. over it. [laughter]. Merry Christmas and I hope Santa gets.

you a bunch of coal. [laughter]. Bye. >> Merry Psych, mother. >> Yeah, [laughter and gasps] I go. Merry. Christmas, John. Psych, [ __ ]. You thought was sweet. >> That was the best thing ever. Oh my god. Banging out. Welcome back to the Banging Out podcast, >> where we're your hosts and we're the. best.

>> Don't be so [music]. naughty. Be good today. Make sure you're. on the nice [music] list to get paid. from Santa's penis. >> Drain my. drain. [singing]. There's in the stocking, so don't open. them up. Do you want coal or do you want. pee? >> Shoot it up. Shoot it up. Shoot it up. Merry Christmas. >> Shoot it up. >> Shoot it up.

>> Shoot it up. >> Shoot it up. Shoot it up. >> Shoot it up. [laughter]. [screaming]. >> I saw Mrs. Cl. >> I walked in the room. Jacob was getting. from Mrs. Claus. She was all like, "WHAT. THE IS GOING ON?" SANTA WAS PISSED. HE. GRABBED OUT HIS CLOCK. SHUT UP. [laughter] EVERYBODY IN THE GODDAMN POT. Uh yeah. And I said that's super hot. Uh. super hot fire in a pot. Hey, I'll be. smoking up with the block. Hey,

wait. Uh uh. I saw Kayla and Santa. making out. Uh yeah, [music] doing on. the couch. Oh. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I [music] saw Santa's last night. And it was above average. It was so. girthy. And Mrs. Claus is. under the mistletoe. We eat puddles.

in here. Husband Santa Claus and they're. getting wet and wicked. >> Oh, do you want In and Out? >> More like you want to suck Santa's dick, you little [ __ ] [laughter]. That's really good. [laughter]. >> [gasps]. >> Welcome back, [ __ ]. [laughter]. >> Welcome back. It's that time of the. year. I mean, look at us up. >> I hope that puts you in the festive. cheer. YOU ARE WATCHING THIS ON MY. [screaming] BIRTHDAY.

>> BEFORE CHRISTMAS, GUYS. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Is it her birthday? >> No. >> Almost. >> Almost. >> Almost. All right. >> This is coming out on my birthday. Well, >> happying birthday. >> It's Christmas right now. Merry. [laughter] Christmas. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS. >> I'm so confused. I don't know what time. of the year it is. >> Oh. Oh, >> wow. Look at this background. I like the. outfit today. >> I hope everybody got what was on their. list.

>> Mhm. >> And if you didn't, you should hurt your. parent. >> Wow. Um, I don't think they should do. that. I think I think that might be a. bad idea. [laughter]. >> I think you should get extremely. physical with anybody who doesn't get. you with you. >> [laughter]. >> That's pretty valid. Um, well, I have. some presents for you guys, you know. >> Are you serious? >> It's that time of the year. >> Oh my god. >> Uh, I came I came with some presents. Um, listen, I'm just going to, you know, I think I think it's only right if I. just start handing them out, you know.

Um, >> Oh, now I feel bad. I should have. brought stuff. I didn't. >> Jacob Claus. >> Jacob Claw. >> Richie. >> for me. >> OH MY GOD. >> THAT'S so sweet. >> Richie Batman. A thank you, Jacob. This. is awesome. >> That's actually so thoughtful. It's Sonic the Crazy Crossover. I love. it. >> That's so sweet. >> Oh my god. >> Thank you so much. >> I got you a Barbie dream car. [laughter]. >> Oh my god, Jacob.

>> Oh my god. Thank you, >> Gavin. I got you a little, you know, RC. [laughter] car. >> Little remote control car. [clears throat]. >> Oh my god, >> Jacob. Oh my god, >> we got gifts from Santa. Santa, we. >> were talking about GAME NIGHTS. YOU. KNOW, I GOT YOU. [screaming]. >> That's so. >> You did not have to do this. >> This is so sweet. >> So sweet.

>> Thank you. >> Did you SAY ME AGAIN? [laughter]. >> A. >> I GOT TWO THINGS. >> RICHIE, you rock, >> Jacob. Thank you. This is awesome. >> The Batman was so cute. >> This is so twister. >> [laughter]. >> And another Barbie set. >> Jacob. [laughter]. >> Another Barbie. >> What does the. >> And then Emma game night stuff. >> Oh my god. [laughter]. >> Some. I love it. >> I don't know why. I was like, I know you.

love pink. And I was like, >> this is sweet. >> This is Thank you, Jacob. >> You're welcome. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah, >> Twister's [laughter] really funny. >> Yeah, >> Twister. I'm playing Twister with your. sister. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. So, um, yeah, guys, happy. holidays. >> Oh, that's really nice. Thank you, Jacob. That was really fun. >> Thank you, guys. Yeah. Yeah, man. I'm. I'm blessed to know y'all. Happy. holidays. It's the time to give back, you know, to to [laughter] my friends,

>> you know, just surprise people. The the. gift of giving, you know. >> This is the gift of giving. God, >> are you going to use your Barbies? Yeah, we should play Twister. >> This car is pretty sick. We should go. for a ride. >> Do you want to go for a ride and then. play Twister? >> Let's go, Barbie. Hello, Barbie. >> Ooh. Should we drift it? >> Let's do it. [laughter]. >> Okay, >> that would be lit. >> Ready? >> Richie Batman. Dude, you got to put that. like. >> Richie Batman, dude. I got. >> I was like, I got to get him a Batman. >> That was so smart.

>> Does it come with Sonic? >> Yeah, he's got Sonic back. >> Yeah, >> this is really sweet. [laughter] I was like, I want I don't. know why when I was thinking of Gayla, I. was like, I think it'd be funny if I. just got her a bunch of Barbie stuff cuz. I feel like she just likes like pink and. like. >> Oh, dude. I'm about to [ __ ] put a lot. I'm going to put like a. >> You could put funny things in the car. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm going to get a um a gerbal or. something and put it in there. >> Like a taxiderermy. >> Yes. But no, real. >> Oh, that's sick. Oh, a real one and just.

trap it in the car. >> So, yeah. And then it head so it can't. leave. That's super fun. >> This is really good. >> I don't know what that was. >> This is so I'm literally going to put. this in my room. Like, this is so cute. >> Hell yeah, guys. >> Thanks, Jacob. That was really sweet. >> Merry Christmas, guys. >> That was really thoughtful. Who wants to. get horny? >> Me. [screaming]. >> YES. [cheering]. >> Twist her. Am I right? >> Twist her vagina with your hand. [laughter]. >> God damn. So, uh, so, uh, you guys doing.

anything fun for the holidays? I'm actually go I'm going to go home as. many of us are and then on the day after. Christmas and then on the 26th my dad's. having a birthday party for me since I'm. turning 21. He rented out like a Mexican. restaurant and we're going to do. karaoke. There's going to be open bar. >> Fire. >> I'm really really excited. >> in Indiana. >> Yeah. >> Hell yeah. >> What are you up to? >> Just with the fam. I fly out tonight. I'm going to be there for Christmas. Um. you know I'm going to bring a big sack.

>> of presents. [snorts] Oh yeah. What are. you getting your parents? Like do you. have any gifts planned? >> Um yeah, duh. It's Christmas. >> What are you guys going to get them? >> Uh I don't know yet. [laughter]. >> I'm still figuring it out. We got time. hours to figure this out before I get on. the plane. [laughter]. Um I don't know yet. What are you. getting people? >> Well, my dad wants outdoor lights, so. I'm going to get him that. My mom I. she's so I might just get her stuff for. the ferrets. And then Ashley and my.

brother-in-law. I'm I always just buy. them plane tickets to California since. we go to Vegas. >> Um and then I think I'm I'm going to. I think I'm going to treat myself this. year. Maybe get like I might I was going. to get a Porsche, but then I was like I. think that's stupid. >> Hello money. >> I've been wanting a Porsche, but I was. like that's stupid. I. >> didn't you just get a like nice truck? >> I wanted a truck and a Porsche, but I. was like. >> How much did you pay for the truck? >> Like down? >> Mhm. >> Like 32,000. >> How much is it worth?

>> 60,000. Damn. >> 69 or something. But I wanted I wanted. to get a Porsche and I was like, but why. would I have two cars and live in a. [ __ ] apartment complex? I was like, that's dumb. >> Yeah, you might as well get a house. first. >> Exactly. So, what I'm going to do, I'm. going to go to Cardier, I think, and get. like one of those like bracelets so I. can have it for. >> Hasn't come off. >> Yeah, the love bracelet. >> Oh, yeah. The ones that are stuck. forever. Oh, yeah. >> That's awesome. >> What are you going to get for. >> for myself? >> Yeah. >> I think it's good to treat yourself. Um, I'm going to buy some condoms.

>> Okay. >> I thought you were raw. >> Oh, no, no, no, no. I always use. protection. >> You know, I My dad gave me his coat to. take home and I went pulled out a durex. >> What? >> I found my dad's condoms in. >> Oh, everyone's got a wallet. Condom. >> It was in his pocket. >> Richie, back me up here. >> No, it wears it out and breaks it down. You can't trust the condom wallet. But. everyone's got one. >> in like. >> I've had one that's been in there for. like four years. You still have trust. that [ __ ] on the front of the store now. cuz you can't trust the.

>> it's probably like wearing down in. there. I think like that 99% is going to. be like 85 [laughter]. probably. >> Yeah, [clears throat] that's not. protection. [gasps]. >> That's not protection anymore. That's. just playing roulette. I think you. should get yourself some some. I. >> should I. >> you should buy yourself something nice. >> Maybe like a um maybe a watch. >> You should get a watch. >> I was I was trying on some some watches.

but like. >> like Rolex. >> Yeah. >> What? Okay. Money like want to sit here. and. >> Richie's going to make an edit. I. already know. >> I've never tried one on. Or no, I have. tried one on. I mean, but I don't think. there's any pictures of me ever wearing. a watch. Yeah, >> but you can make a funny edit of me with. like a the dumbest watch ever. But no, I. I do want to get a watch, but like you. said about the car, it's like. >> Rolexes are a lot of money and I'd. rather like put like change my living. situation before I walk around with a.

[ __ ]. or what? Like I would look like a. [ __ ] tool bag. >> That's the thing. It's like I want. >> imagine that. Everyone would be. [laughter] like [ __ ] that dude. as. you're like unlocking your appointment. >> Yeah. What's up, guys? Just here to lift. right now at the gym. Everyone would. just joke. >> I don't think I'm ever going to buy a. house in LA, though. >> They're really expensive. >> And your money does not go far. If. you've got a $2 million house here, it's. like it's a twobedroom. And if you go to.

like anywhere else, Florida, $2 million. goes a lot farther. >> You could get a house at Skid Row and. get a tent. >> for free. >> Tents are like 200. >> Do you think you're going to get a house. out here? Uh. >> well, I think you you've talked about. that. >> Am I going to get a house? Oh, I was. gonna last year. >> And then it was really intimidating. Um. you know, like all the all the um. >> it takes money. Did you know that? >> A lot of money. >> You actually have to have money to buy a. house. >> Wait, >> is that. >> really? >> I just found that out cuz I was like,

"Oh, I'm going to get this house to 8. mil." And then I was like, "Oh, I don't. have money. >> to buy a $8 million house.". >> Just visit the money tree, bro. Oh, the. money. Is that in Santa Monica? >> Yeah, it's in Santa Monica. I've heard. of it. You could just grab it. >> Yeah, you just grab it right off the. tree. Like an apple. >> Oh, bet. And then you can just put a. down payment on a house. >> Exactly, >> dude. Hell yeah. >> I'm going to go there after this. >> If I had like $8 million, I get a house. here. >> Oh my god. >> Santa for a house. >> Santa, please. [laughter]. >> Santa, I need it.

>> Santa, I need it. >> I'm just a valley boy. [laughter]. Ew. Ew. That was disgusting, bro. [laughter]. That was so gross. >> Oh, man. Well, yeah. No, I I don't think. I'll ever buy a house cuz I don't think. I'll ever have the money to buy a house. >> if we end up being like bad friends. >> Oh, yeah. Oh, >> man. We're getting houses. We're getting. >> God, I'll buy I'll buy Richie a house if. if we're as big as [ __ ] bad friends. Oh my god.

>> Everybody's getting top. >> I'll buy anyone a house if we're. >> top comment gets a house. >> Yeah. Leave a like. I'm Mr. Beasting. I'm giving out 50 grand this week if. we're at that level. Oh my gosh. >> Speaking of, I did want to spend a. minute just shouting out our fans, wrapping out 2026. I feel like we should. go into our comments for a second. >> and let's just thank some of our fans. here. >> We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish. you a merry Christmas. We wish you a. merry Christmas and a happy new year.

Why? Oh, people are saying we're. awkward, bro. In the Dave Bones video, bro. >> Dream blunt rotation. Low key. Damn. right. They should have gave him the couch. Well, we he would sit on. >> Yeah. No, I need to talk about this cuz. I saw comments on TikTok that said, "You. guys are squishing him with the. microphone. Like, what the [ __ ] going. on here?" These mics can move, by the. way. >> Down everywhere. >> Like, you can move them like you know.

And so he was fine, guys. Like I don't. chair. People always read too much into. [ __ ] He brought his own chair. >> Like he could have had the couch if he. wanted. >> He didn't want the couch. We were going. to give him the couch. >> Yeah. So everyone needs to just chill. [laughter] out. There's 215. smallminded people that liked this. >> It looks like it would tip. >> Oh, >> Stacy. That's not okay. >> Yeah. Excy. Ecstasy. But I at least. would have bought brought a chair that.

works. He brought a chair that works. >> Why is it so awkward and quiet about. Piper? So, [snorts]. >> well, we had to form an opinion. We. >> This podcast makes me feel so educated. >> I saw I replied to that. I think. >> O. >> I was I was cuz. >> what does that mean? >> Like they're calling us dumb. So, I said. we have our moments. >> Oh, guys, we have plans in 2026 to bring. someone really smart. >> I don't think we're that dumb. I don't. think we're that dumb, but that's.

probably what dumb people would think. >> Okay, but do you guys want us to sit. here and talk about statistics? >> Maybe. >> Let's talk about math for a minute. So, E= MC². >> Duh. >> Um, and yeah, the P pi gathering. theorem. >> Of course, >> Pette Py Pyth. >> Yeah, >> I know what you're saying. Polymer. Yeah, dude. We know smart stuff. Smart. people, dude. Come on. Polyamorous. theory is [laughter] where a lot of. people [ __ ] a lot of people.

>> What the [ __ ] is that? >> Polyamorous theory. [laughter]. >> See guys, you guys can get that on any. other channel. We're saying facts that. you don't even. >> Y'all desperately need to hire a fact. check. >> Like, what do you mean? All we spit is. facts. [laughter]. >> What are we talking about? >> I thought that's what Richie was for. >> Guys, I'm doing my best. [laughter] Feel. like every podcast does this and if. you're getting all your information from. them. >> I personally enjoyed watching them. A. thank you. >> Yeah. Thank you. >> Thank you. >> I personally enjoyed catching mistakes.

>> Handymade society with the super. >> What were we uninformed on? Was it the. Jack Dodory stuff? I. >> think everything we talk about. [laughter]. I'm pretty sure we just kind of wing it. [laughter]. Everyone probably assumes we have like a. team that like writes us like what we're. going to say. >> I know. Me and Jacob called the day. before [ __ ] down. >> The night before were like, "What the. [ __ ] happening?" BRB and get ball. >> Kayla's very valid for defending. herself. Thank you. I love you. >> Tell me how the icon Jacob Sartorius.

gets stood up by Wendy. >> Did she ever DM me back? >> Uh, no. I think she's dating. Jacob is. actually one of the best men I've ever. seen. Oh, thank you so much. Tell me. more. What does that reply say? Is there. more? >> Is there more uh comments about how. great I am? [laughter]. >> I hope we're not I hope we're not losing. you, Jacob. This podcast gets me through. my week. Thank you for sharing your. >> Y'all aren't losing me, man. Hey, Sissy's podcast. You're not gonna lose. me. Don't worry. >> [ __ ] Jacob called me today and said. he's quitting. >> Mhm. Yeah. So, you're going to lose me. I started [laughter] watching this.

podcast. Hey, Gayla. I know. I know you. hate to see that one. >> Wait, I start. >> I replied to that. >> I started watching. >> I said, "Fuck me, I guess." [laughter]. I replied to the comments. >> I guess f me, I guess. [gasps]. >> That's so funny. I get drunk. Read the comments and I'll. just like reply. [laughter]. >> Literally love Richie so much. Same. girl, same. >> same mama. >> The hand on the chest when Jacob says. who he was going to bring the FL. What. does that mean? The hand on the chest.

>> This podcast makes our hype points gone. now. I try to hype up. >> I know. I think it's back. I think it. was dis I think it went away for a. while, >> but it's only for the first week of the. video, I think. >> What? >> It's funny. >> Okay, let's go to the 10. Oh god, these. are bad. >> Jacob was Oh, he just says you're. nervous, Tana. A. >> Jacob needed a seditive. Kayla's [ __ ]. talking. Jacob. Yes. >> See, even Oh. >> Oh, >> and I oop.

>> And I oop. And this episode actually. caused a lot of issues in my life, [laughter] but it was a great episode. >> Yeah, that was a that was a bad one. >> I live alone now. [laughter]. >> Yo, no. I kid. I I said that publicly on my Tik. Tok. I live alone now. >> I think [snorts] the audience is smart. though. I'm not going to lie. I think I. think that I I I kind of agree with. y'all, man. Like, I see what y'all be. saying and [ __ ] Like, y'all are smart. people, man. Little parasocial, [snorts]. but smart.

>> Little I love my parasocial people. Unless you're wrong, then I'm angry. You. know, people are right now sliding up on. Emma's story being like, "If you're not. friends with Kayla, why do you go to the. podcast?" Like, "What the does that. [laughter]. actually like?". >> I love you guys though. I think you. everybody takes the time out their day. to comment. I do read them a lot and it. it makes me really happy and I love you. guys and you are the reason I keep going. and I love you and this podcast. >> That sounded like [ __ ]. >> It is. This podcast gives I I think. >> that did not sound. You guys are the.

reason I keep going and thank you so. much. >> No, it's serious. It is. >> Happy New Year. If I didn't have. everybody in this room in this podcast, I'd be very lost in my life. That's for. sure. [laughter]. >> Why do YOU THINK I'M LYING? >> IT just looks so. >> I I. >> No, I agree. [laughter] I agree. I feel. the same way. >> What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? [laughter]. >> That one got chuckle cabin. Brother. never laughs during the podcast.

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Illuminati. >> Banging out. >> All right. What are we looking at? Oh, favorite Christmas movies. >> All right. Comment down there. Holy. [ __ ]. >> It feels like a pizza. >> Are you excited? >> Yes. >> Oh, okay. >> You think it was the pizza? >> Yeah. >> There's something in that pizza. >> Really good today. >> I'm happy. >> Christmas. Oh, okay. Let's do Okay. Have. you seen the trend where you like do a. draft for something? Like you pick you. get five picks and we we all go around. and we get to draft the best Christmas. movies.

>> I like that. >> Maybe we do three. Let's do top three. >> Okay. >> All right, Kayla, start us off. >> Without a doubt. >> And you can't take one. Sorry. And you. can't take one that's already been used. >> Easy. >> All right. >> The best Christmas movie ever made in. the entire world that I will watch even. if it's not Christmas is the National. Lampoons Family Christmas. The Griswald. family vacation. It is the best. Christmas. I I. >> I don't think anyone else was going to. take that. Thank god because then if you. had that at number one. >> number [ __ ] everything. >> Okay. So number one that's your first. round pick. All right.

>> Emma Richie. >> basic. Very basic. But I'm going to say. the Grinch. I love Grinch. >> Okay. >> Yeah. That's a great that's a great one. >> I love it. >> [ __ ] mine. I got. >> Yeah. I don't know what yours was. The. [ __ ]. >> Makes me so happy. >> Metropolitan [laughter] Christmas. >> I don't know what. >> Metropolitan Christmas is so funny. That's literally what you said, did you. not? >> The propaganda lampoons Christmas. vacation. >> Kayla was like the propaganda. Metropolitan Christmas. I'm sorry out of.

my mouth. [laughter]. >> I don't think I've ever said that word. before, actually. >> All right. What are you? Wait, so you. said the Grinch Metropolitan Political. Christmas. And then what do we have over. there, Richie? >> I got to go die hard. >> Die Hard? What is that? >> What? >> Die Hard? >> I don't know what that crap. I [ __ ] up. >> with Bruce Willis. >> I don't know what that is. You never. seen Die Hard? >> The greatest Christmas movie ever made. >> Die Hard. >> Die Hard. >> That is not a Christmas movie. That. looks like a. >> How is that a Christmas movie?

>> Looks like Vegas on fire. >> No, it's a Christmas party and it gets. like invaded by bad people and then. Bruce Willis saves the day crawling. around sholess and vents and on glass. and then he's like taking people out. It's awesome. >> Richie Batman. >> That [laughter] would be Richie. classify that as a Christmas movie or a. thriller film during Christmas time. >> Are we talking about 21 screen? >> I mean, this is the time of the year we. want to relax, Richie. We [laughter] all. had a hard year. We all had a hard year. Bro's talking about they're walking on.

glass. It's amazing. They're jumping out. of a 40story. >> It's not a Christmas movie. Richie, his. eyes bleeding. >> They edited a [ __ ] hit [laughter] on. him, >> Richie. His eyes bleeding. He's He has a gun in his hands. [laughter]. He looks. >> This guy murders people on Christmas. >> to save the day. >> He shoot. >> You know what? I'm going to watch it now. and just give my review to watch Die. Hard. >> I'm going Home Alone. >> I knew that was going to come out of. your mouth.

>> Classic. >> Okay. Home Alone. Oh, of course. It's. got to be one of the originals. But. wasn't there was the second one a. different actor? >> Second one's Lost in New York. It's. still uh. >> still. That's the one that um has the bird. lady. >> Oh, that one. The second? Yeah, the. second one. I've never seen the second. one. >> Home Alone Too. >> The one where he. >> The bird lady, >> he gets on the wrong plane. He goes to. New York and he's like lost in New York. You've never seen that one? >> Rest in peace. But I only heard about it. because it was the before the Twin. Towers were put down. >> It was Yeah, that's the only cuz there.

was only thing at the time, I don't. think. >> Wait, so but you never watched it? >> No. >> So you just heard about it be like how. did. >> Because I was on reals and it was like. the Home Alone Kid in New York and it. was the Twin Towers. They're like, "Oh, before. >> The Home Alone Kid, by the way, is very. disrespectful.". >> I'm sorry. >> A very established actor. >> He is a very. >> McCauley Kulkin. >> Do you know who he's married to? >> Uh, Reese Witherspoon. >> Brenda Song. Lynon London Typton from. Sweet. >> No way. >> I didn't know that. >> I thought it was Reese Witherspoon or. something.

>> London. >> or Martha Stewart, >> brother. [laughter]. >> Oh, yeah. That is London. >> Is that London Tipton? >> Yeah. >> They're so They have a kid. It is a. mohawk. That's sick. >> Yeah, she's a baddie. >> She is a baddie. >> All right, round two of the draft. >> Okay. Um I need to look up the name of. this movie. Can you look up uh uh what's. his name? He did the um Pineapple. Express. Seth Rogan Christmas movie. What is that called? >> Uh oh, the um. uh what the [ __ ] is that called?

>> Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. >> Yeah, the the night before or something. like that. >> Yeah, it was like the night before by. with Seth Rogan and um. >> I think it is the night before. It. doesn't ring a bell. >> The Night Before. Absolutely. One of my. second favorite hands down. It is so. funny. >> That's different from like The End of. the World one, right? That one sucks, bro. >> Oh my god. >> I love that movie, >> bro. It's just You could tell. Okay, maybe I was too sober to watch it. because. >> I watched it and it just seems like. they're like tripping on drugs and they.

were like, "Where could we take the. story next?" It makes no sense. >> Then her body broke into the [ __ ]. >> Rihanna fell into a [ __ ] black hole. [laughter]. >> Yeah. I didn't get through it. I tried. watching it for the first time like two. weeks ago. >> Yeah, same. It was like three weeks ago. Okay, so you said the night before. So. you have Metropolitan Political. Christmas [laughter] and then you have. the Night Before. Yeah. >> Okay, Emma, what do we have over Oh, wait. Who said Elf? >> Nobody. >> Oh my god. All right. Well, I gave away. my pick. >> I was about [ __ ] you took my pick. Call. me crazy. I don't like elf that much.

>> Oh, bye, humbug, [ __ ]. >> Yeah, seriously. [laughter]. >> Oh god. >> But. >> cry me a river. H. Get a grip. >> Yeah, [laughter]. get a grip. >> Gremlins. >> Shut the. >> UP. YOU DON'T LIKE OUT BUTT GREMLIN. AND. IT LOOKS LIKE MY DOG LEO who looks like. a grime ball. >> He looks like a gremlin. >> Your dog does not look like a gremlin. He looks like.

>> Look at him. >> No, he looks like. >> All right. This might be TMI, but I just. pulled like a [ __ ] piece of my nose. out of my nose. What? >> What do you mean? >> Like there's a piece of my nose that I. just pulled out. >> from Santa? >> No. >> Came out the chimney? [laughter] No. [gasps]. >> No, but then I just wiped it on my. onesie. >> Oh god. >> It's called a booger. >> Oh, okay. That's good. Thought you were. picking skin out of your nose. >> I did. It was dried skin. >> Oh god. >> What? >> I'm going to go Nightmare Before.

Christmas. >> You are very morbid, Richie. >> No, that's a great movie. It. >> is a good one. >> He likes all the ones. You like the act. the the dark mysterious. >> good movies. >> Oh my gosh. >> A Charlie Brown Christmas. >> You're not going Elf. >> No. >> Okay. >> Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown Christmas. >> That's a good one. >> I'm going to go for my final pick. Elf. It's a classic. Elf. For my third. I. like my list. >> I don't stand with anybody. >> Has nobody said Polar Express?

>> No. >> I hate it. I hate. >> I hate it too, Richie. I hate you. >> It's like a bad acid trip. >> Are you kidding? >> I hate the animation. >> You've never even done acid. What are. you talking about? >> Well, I'd assume that's what it's like. >> I love the Polar Express. >> where he's like hot hot hot chocolate. >> Yeah, the music's good. You know, remember one time I stayed at your house. and you played Polar Express and then. for a week later I was playing that song. in my car. >> Why? >> Hot chocolate. >> That's like my favorite part. And. they're like dancing on the hot. chocolate. I don't know. There is like. creepy moments in it though. I guess.

>> it's just freaky. Richie, what's your third? >> All right, I have an unconventional pick. because it's not a movie, but every. Christmas I watch the It's Always Sunny. in Philadelphia Christmas special and. that is peak. That's an every Christmas. >> What the [ __ ] are you. >> Die Hard [ __ ] nightmare. [clears throat] for Christmas [laughter]. and Sunny and. >> It's Always. >> My favorite Christmas movie is The. Office Christmas. >> My favorite movie is Murder on Elm. Street. [laughter].

Nightmare. is really good. [laughter]. >> Last night, Richie went to a play. >> I did of the theater last night. [laughter]. >> Yo, we went to see uh Paranormalities. >> Yeah. >> Wow. Richie, that's sweet. >> So good. It was a two person play. >> Really? >> And they killed it. >> Is that I I like what you do in your. free time. >> Yeah, it's fun times. >> A Christmas Carol. >> Well, too late. >> A Christmas. >> Yeah, too [ __ ] late. [laughter]. >> Well, like gremlins with that one. Well,

is somebody talking [laughter]. Muppet Christmas Carol? [laughter]. >> The Muppet Christmas Carol. >> I think it's funny. Have you ever heard. the behind the scenes thing of the. Muppets Christmas movie of like uh Who's. the actor in that? The. >> what? Oh, Christmas Carol. >> The Muppets version. >> Oh, I don't know. Oh, famous um. >> The Muppets Christmas Carol. It stars um. Oh, Michael. Michael Kane. This actor. here. He's like Michael the Dark Knight.

and stuff. >> So apparently there's an interview of. him and it's like the way that they. direct Muppets movies and it's like in. most of the Muppets movies the humans. act as if they're Muppets and then his. was to act as if. >> he was a muppet. >> He's like no he's like a human in a. world of Muppets or something. He has a. really funny interview quote with this. that I'm butchering right now. >> Can we find a clip from it? >> I've seen him in movies for sure. Michael Kane's dramatic approach to his. role is Oh, he played Scrooge. Except. >> there's no puppets around me. So, he's.

like very angry and like yelling at. these muppets like they're serious. people the whole movie and then it's. just kind of like Kermit like okay. >> wait so why he just hated him? >> He played the character like. >> I will never do anything muppety. I am. going to play Scrooge as if it's an. utterly dramatic. >> completely serious role. >> and there are no puppets around me. [laughter]. Wait, he just decided that they were. like, "We want you." And he was like, "Well, I'm only doing it so he just. comes across as if he hates them." What.

>> was he supposed to like was the original. concept that he would like be nice to. them? >> Uh I I think just everyone else is like. like Tim Curry Tim Curry's in the the. pirate Muppets one, whichever one that. is, and he like acts as a muppet. Like. everyone's kind of silly and they're. like, "Oh, what up Muppets? How you. doing?" like like but he's. >> I hate you guys. >> You're fired. [laughter]. >> I'm going to play this movie like I'm. working with the Royal Shakespeare. Company. I will never wink. I will never. do anything muppety. I'm going to play.

Scrooge as if it isn't an utterly. dramatic [laughter] role and there are. no puppets around me. >> He took that [ __ ] so seriously. >> But I just can't I can't imagine yelling. at Muppets. [laughter]. >> Dude, [gasps] that's why the it makes. >> they're like, "Oh, well, I'm sad now.". >> He's actually an [ __ ] to the Muppets. Like he looks at Kermit and he's like, "Get out, you. >> kill yourself." [laughter]. >> What's your final one? >> Uh, I'm going to say uh Rudolph the. Red-Nosed Reindeer.

[laughter]. >> Is that a movie? >> Yeah, it's a movie. >> Is it a cartoon? >> Yeah, it's one of those animated with. stop motion. >> Okay, then I don't think I've actually. seen that, but that's a great story. The. Night Before Christmas, the book. >> Okay, I'm going to do a weird pick. You're just taking mine but saying the. book. >> What book, >> bro? The night before Christmas and all. through the house, >> nothing was found. >> Okay. >> The Night Before Christmas. It's like a. It's like a book my mom used to read. >> You're talking about.

>> The Night Before Christmas. I My mom. used to read it every Christmas. >> Can we read it? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Let's. >> look. You want me to read it like my mom. would? >> Yeah. Can you? >> Okay. It was the night before Christmas. when all through the house, not a. creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney. with care in hopes that St. Nicholas. soon would be there. The children were. nestled all snug in their bed. Well,

[laughter]. >> yeah, I know. So my mom actually there. was like a there was like a picture book. with it that's like definitely the same. thing but it was like a kids book. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's that one. We I think we. still have it. >> A that's sweet. >> Yeah. It's a that's a core memory. >> Guys, we're doing. nice on this Christmas day. >> Just making sure this zipper doesn't. come open.

>> Yeah. He got the Diddy uh onesie. >> Yo. So guys, I want to show them my. onesie. So. >> are you going to zip it? So I this one. [laughter]. this one unzips and there's one that you. know you feel me. I'm having a good. Christmas if you don't. >> Jacob, did you just flash the camera? >> Yeah. >> I'm going to put a big blur on that. >> Yeah, [laughter] I just flashed the. camera. Sorry guys. >> Hug. >> Okay, we're going to do naughty or nice. So we're going to just We have a list of. names. We're going to decide. >> Let's go for the bottom. Bottom up.

>> Okay. Ye. Naughty. He's definitely. naughty. Why is he naughty? >> Okay, the only thing naughty he did was. get a girlfriend. >> Besides that, he was on my nice list. He's on my my kiss list. He's on my. >> You know that, Kayla? >> Yay. Tell him Tia. >> What? >> Oh boy. Yeah, he's dating. >> Glazer. >> I'm not glazing. >> You work at Crispy Cream Donuts. The way. >> you look at my uh [ __ ] Apple Music. wrapped. That ain't glaze. That's.

dedication, baby. >> That's glaze. How old are you on. Spotify? >> 12. She was. >> I can't see mine. I'm on Apple Music. >> Oh yeah, Apple Music loser. >> You're 12 on yours and you want to come. for me? >> No, I'm 17 actually. >> Jesus Christ. >> On my Spotify rap. Richie was 77. [laughter]. >> Yeah, >> I could just see Richie listening to. like CLASSICAL JAZZ. >> I'M AN OLD man at heart. Mine. >> was 21. It's close to my age. >> Oh yeah, you're 21. I feel like mine is.

19 cuz it's Ye. >> Tate McCrae was my top artist. >> That's really good. >> Jojo Siwa. >> Honestly, she's kind of grown on me. >> Yeah, but she was really naughty this. year. If I was saying, I'd be upset. She. cheated on her girlfriend. She was. naming balls on an interview. >> Yeah, >> I think she was naughty this year. >> Bahanug. [laughter]. >> Okay. Naughty. >> Naughty. She's a. >> young gravy. >> I think he was a good boy this year. I think he was a good boy. He was a good.

little lad. >> Let's see what he did this year. >> He got a girlfriend, Ari Kitsia. He is. on tour. Look at that. That's a nice guy. Look at. him. Good boy. >> Good boy. >> Good list. Look at that smile. That's How is he. naughty? >> Uh yeah, nice for sure. >> Nice. [laughter]. >> Young Gravy's on the nice boy list. Bob. House. >> in all caps.

>> Uh, I think. >> questionable because I think they got. they kind of got Piper Rockel to do OF. I think that's a bad move. >> I'm going to be honest here. Those are. the homies, but you know, homies can. also do things that you don't agree. with. Like Kayla does a lot of things I. don't agree with. >> Like what? Like what? >> Oh, you know. All right. >> And I. >> Anyways, >> growing. Every time you get drunk, you. just tell me you uh that I hate you. I. think you have some insecurities that. you need to work on. [snorts] That's.

what it sounds like to me. >> Yeah. This is like the interrogation. This [laughter] is a This is a. >> Sounds like somebody when they drink. thinks everyone hates them. >> I do actually think everybody hates me. >> But I have to tell you, I'm like I. literally texted you last night. Bro had. one sip of alcohol and thinks I hate. her. >> You did actually say that and then I. said. >> just not true. >> I know. Oh, I just. >> Why do you think that? I want to Let's. hear Let's hear the psychology behind. >> I think that the psych I've actually. thought a lot about this. I think that.

my entire life I have not ever received. validation from anybody besides myself. So when I get drunk besides, you know, people in my life now, but my entire. life, I never receive validation or. reassurance from anybody. And I think. that caused me to when I get drunk have. those emotions come back out again. And. I want reassurance and validation from. people that I care about. That's valid. Okay. That Hey. Well, well said. That's. actually uh that makes sense. I. >> Yeah, I've. >> That actually that actually makes.

complete sense. >> Yeah, I think that's what it is. I know. that's what it is. >> So, you think when you drink you like it. brings back up like a feeling of like. wanting to make sure that the people. that are closest in your life, like. everything's good. >> Yeah. Cuz you don't have your brain. telling you, okay, you're overthinking. everything. So, because when you drink, you don't you're not thinking. So when I. drink that that comes back out. I think. >> valid. >> Yeah. >> Baby No Money. >> I think he was a He was a good boy. >> I think he was a good boy. >> He was I don't think he does anything. bad. >> I think he's a good boy. >> He's a good boy. Baby No Money was a.

nice little lad. Nice boy. We're doing. our guest if you can't tell. >> Um Al Well, not her. >> I think Alabama [laughter] Barker this. year. >> I think Well, we've only been doing this. podcast this year. There's been a lot. >> She was really naughty to us. She was. really naughty to us and she was mad at. us. But she had right to be mad at us. I. >> think she flipp. >> Did she? >> She was. >> Did she? >> No, she didn't have right. >> Did we do something wrong? >> No, we just talked about her. Yeah, actually. Naughty girl. [laughter].

>> Naughty naughty girl. And Alabama, I. think your dad's mad at you, too. She. bringing everybody over to your. [laughter]. Yes. >> Yes. You know, I just saw her talking on. a live stream and her well, she got a. house. >> and um she literally like moved into it. fully after a week. Was like, I don't. like being away from my family. Moved. back in with her dad. So now she lit she. just has a house that she throws parties. at on the weekend. >> Like a full house. It's like a. fourbedroom multi-million dollar house.

>> Crazy. >> Yeah, >> she's very successful. >> I think we're going naughty. Uh Dave. Blunts, I think nice. I think Santa. [ __ ] with him. I think that Dave Blunts. was naughty. >> No, he dude, he's changing his life. around. He's going to the gym. He. stopped drinking lean. Like, you gotta. give it to him. >> Okay, naughty tonight. >> He's trying to He's He's on his health. grind. At least that's what he's told. us. I kind of respect that. I think. Santa sees that, >> right? Piper Rockel naughty as [ __ ]. >> Piper is naughty.

>> Low key. >> She was really, >> I'm not going to lie. >> She was on the nice list all year up. until December. [laughter]. >> Love you, twins. She got up to that. mistle toe and became real naughty. [laughter]. >> She's real naughty, didn't you? >> No, but No, but. >> but we love her. We love her. >> She's like funny though. And she would. agree. She would laugh. >> Like it's a joke. Like it's like these. are. >> cuz she cuz she launched like the the. site. >> Yeah. So like that's the only reason. She's a great person. >> Yeah. And she helps cats. >> She hasn't done anything that wrong. >> Oh, maybe she's nice though. Because. she's helping cats.

>> I don't think so. [laughter]. No, not like I just said that. I don't. know why. No, >> I don't think so. Um, [laughter]. no. I think I think she's on the. >> I think she Can we do naughty slashn. nice? >> Like a. >> nice turn. >> Or do we have to pick? >> We have to pick Santa. Is she getting. presents from Santa or not? That's a. Santa's upset with her. >> Is she getting coal? >> I think she's getting coal in her. stocking. I'm going I think we just go.

naughty. >> Okay. But we love you, Piper. We do. >> Of course. >> We love you. You're She's our homie. >> Yeah. Hey. Hey, low key, by the time. these [ __ ] are watching this, she might be one of the next episodes. Who knows? >> Stay tuned. >> OH. OH. >> HO HO HO. WE HAVE A LOT OF PRESENTS. >> OH, you did you see what I did there? >> What? >> Ho ho ho. >> That's what it says on these. Ho ho ho. everywhere. Ho ho ho. >> That's why you got a zipper on your. dick. [laughter]. >> What the [ __ ] Actually, that was really. disrespectful.

>> What the [ __ ]. >> I don't know. It seems like you have. something that you're just projecting. [laughter]. Keep your energy in your bubble and I'll. keep my energy. >> over here cuz over here I'm having fun. >> There's some episodes where Jacob you. get this bit that is so [laughter]. funny. >> Do you remember when we were. >> Don't bring your negativity into my. happy bubble. >> Richie, do you remember that episode we. filmed? He ended the episode by being. like, "Fuck everybody." [laughter]. >> I think I'm in that mood again.

>> MR. BEAST NAUGHTY. >> WHAT? HE GAVE BLIND PEOPLE EYESIGHT. >> NAUGHTY. NO. NO. Let's Let's Let's say. let's say nice. You want to say nice? >> I think he's a nice boy. I think at the. end of the day, Santa's going to look at. what he does for people, even if it's. only on camera, and be like, "That's a. good man.". >> You know, when someone's like too nice, though. >> Oh. >> And then they think they're That's kind. of like what Mr. Beast kind of gives. off. >> At least he's doing it. >> I feel like when the camera goes off, he. like spits on people. [laughter]. >> He's like, "All right, congratulations. You just won a million dollars.".

>> Look, he's burning. Help him. I think. he's like very. >> FROM A CLOSE. >> OH, >> JIMMY. NO. >> I know somebody who's met him and been. around him and she said that he was very. like um. >> robotic. >> Robotic like cuz he's like all the time. like but nice like but it gives the man. doesn't sleep. >> That's exactly what I picture him off. camera. >> A. >> Kayla's a glazer. Oh my god. >> I just think I like people who do nice. things even if it's just for videos. I. think it's good. Have you ever watched.

the videos of him doing things just out. of the He made a video help building. wells in Africa and at the end he goes. like basically. >> I donated $5,000 to it. >> Really? >> Yeah. I in Africa I wish I did that but. I gave my mom money instead but. >> S I don't know. >> Okay. So S you've talked to S? >> Yeah but I don't know him. >> Okay. So he's a good boy. >> Okay. >> No he's in a naughty list. You know what. he did the other day? I'm Should I air. him out? >> Oh no. Maybe I should know too much. >> He posted on the story so I think I can. S went to the strip club for the first.

time last weekend. >> Oh yeah. >> So. >> I think that makes him a naughty boy. >> Strip club. Strip club. >> Honestly, honestly, I think Santa goes. to the strip club. >> Yeah, but I think he was naughty for. that. He spent a lot of money at the. strip club and I think he could have. spent that on better things. >> California. >> Yeah. Just a loser. Naughty. Just a. loser. S's naughty. Very naughty boy. >> Evan Johnson. >> Naughty. >> Naughty. >> Naughty. You know what? I I actually Emma got a.

DM the other day. He apparently might I. hope this is a lie. He might be getting. out in June instead of November and that. he is still convinced that he did. nothing wrong. >> He apparently has a let's put in quotes. lot to say when he gets out and that he. did nothing wrong and Kayla's crazy and. everybody else is. >> that's going to be a crazy time. >> Yeah. I'm really excited for him next. year. I'm also going to be scared for my. life. Yeah. No. Uh, naughty as [ __ ]. Naughty as [ __ ] And I hope he stays in.

there forever. >> Damn. So, when he gets out, he has a lot. to say. >> The only thing he has is a video of me. with a pair of scissors threatening to. stab him because he was beating me so. bad. So, yes, we'd love to see that. I'd. actually love that video for court. Actually, I would love that. >> Anyways, to sit and think, >> oh, he's already been in there for. >> Yeah, he's had a lot of time to like. brainstorm his strategy. >> Brainstorming a bunch of like [ __ ]. I think he's brainstorming how to kill. me. I actually am 100% sure that like. his life is so ruined because he [ __ ].

up so bad that like his only life moto. is going to be like find her and I'm. scared. I'm really nervous about that. >> Damn. Jenna Ortega. Nice. >> Nice. Nice girl. >> I would say nice. >> Nice. Put her on the nice list. >> Millie Bobby Brown. >> Nice. Amazing. I watched Stranger Things. season 5 the other day. So she's. amazing. >> She's amazing. She's nice. >> Why did Richie meant that. >> amazing Stranger Things? >> Oh, she's great. Season was okay, but we.

don't have to talk about that. >> It is cringy this season. It was really. cringey, but it's only Dustin scenes. that are cringy. >> Dustin was my favorite character. Now. he's like the worst character. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. >> Character, but we don't got to air that. out on here. It's. >> No, I think that's a Everybody agrees. with that. Yeah, that's fine. I've seen. so many Tik Toks being like, "Bro, like. they ruined it with like the cringy. like, >> watch it, pal." Like, >> it's just way too much. >> But all of Millie Bobby Brown's scenes. are phenomenal. >> I just think the season was a little.

>> I I liked it. Yeah. I was just I would. like it more if I was 13 still. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Little kid. >> Yeah. >> Little kid show. >> Yeah. I like it though. I'm excited to. see what happens next. >> I would say Milliey's on the nice list. though. >> She's on the best best list. BFF's podcast. >> They ended. >> I would say nice list. >> You know, everybody ended right where. when we started. It's like they're. scared of us. >> You think they're scared of us? >> I don't even think they know we're here. [laughter]. >> I think they know.

>> I think they're intimidated. >> I know. Josh. >> Josh is in a. >> Trisha naughty. >> What? >> 100%. >> How is she naughty? She's been doing. Broadway. She's nicely. She's been on. her show. >> Okay. This year though. >> This year. >> we're not doing 20 years ago. No, >> we're doing right now. >> Aquaman. All right. Yeah. Yeah. She had. a baby. >> She had a baby. She's Yeah. >> Huge character development. >> Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Nice list. Nice list. Nice list. Tanojo. Nice. >> Nice. She's doing big things.

>> Yeah. Nice. Honestly. Yeah. >> We had an amazing conversation with her. I think. >> if this was three years ago. Naughty. [snorts]. >> Jack Dodory. >> Naughty. >> Naughty. Naughty. And I think you should. also put on there. Santa should cut him. [laughter]. >> Naughty hope. >> That's one. That's one wish for. Christmas. >> I hope that Santa cuts [laughter] Jack. to. >> Sophie Rain. >> Santa's death list.

[laughter]. >> Richie so good at this. >> Sophie Rain I think is also Well, she. did a lot for charity. Yeah, >> she's doing like some um Christmas thing. right now. The what's that one list? The. Christmas. >> angel. I need to do that. I need to do. that. >> She's nice right now. >> I think she's nice. But if we're going. to We gave Piper naughty. >> Well, also Sophie's kind of like. >> Ben doing it. >> Well, also like with Piper like before. they were always they were always joking. about it. I'm not going to lie. I don't.

I don't [ __ ] with that fam, but you the. homie. Yeah, I guess like uh. >> we don't have to sugarcoat [ __ ]. >> Yeah, >> it's the holidays. >> Sorry, but you're naughty. >> Naughty, but. >> sorry. Sorry, but you're a bad girl. >> Naughty time to do good things. >> Sorry, but you're a bad girl. >> Yeah, I mean, Sophie, you did amazing. things this year, more than a lot of. people have done. But. >> she donated like millions and millions. of dollars. >> You were really good. >> No, Wendy Ortiz is on the nice list. >> Naughty, she said.

>> No, [laughter] she didn't do it. That. was her sister. I think Wendy's a nice. >> Wendy's very nice. She DM'd me. She's. very nice. And honestly, I'm still in. love with her. And by next Christmas, I. believe. >> potentially we could be under a. mistletoe. >> Oh, brother. >> Do you think you could be a stepdad? >> Yeah. Do you think I could? >> I could change a diaper. >> The [ __ ]. >> Do you think I could? >> Yeah. Hell yeah. >> Do you guys think I would be a good. stepdad? >> I think totally. >> I do think so. >> Can you Can you pretend you're singing a. little bedtime story?

>> Yeah. What what do you do when she comes. home and she's 16 and she's crying about. a boy that broke up with her. What What. advice are you going to give? >> He's not there yet. He has about that. Think about how you deal with a baby. >> Yeah. I got to. >> Babies are chill. It's just like change. his life for her. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> They don't cry. >> I guess he's ready. >> Ah, but you know, we'll we'll we'll. we'll take it step by step. And you. know, um, merry Christmas to Wendy and. um her family. And. >> Merry Christmas, Wendy. >> To Evelyn. Um, Evelyn, you know, let's.

do another blind date. You know, do. another subathon and make one of the. girls do a blind date and then actually. let's make it happen. >> James Charles, >> naughty boy, bad boy, nasty boy, boy. >> Naughty. >> on. >> naughty. >> Is there a worse than naughty? >> He's probably DMing the elves. [laughter]. >> He's distracting them from making the. toys, >> bro. Sending them pictures. James has a. flight to the North Pole. >> Yeah. >> For DMing elves, can we give.

>> John? Oh, can we call John? >> Why don't we call John? >> Can we call him? >> For everybody who doesn't know John. because. >> I actually want to wish him a terrible. Christmas. >> So, >> can I can I talk to him episode? >> Everybody who doesn't know John because. he hasn't been here in a long time. Um, how about you you tell them who John is? >> Yeah. So John was uh somebody who worked. over on Richie's side over there on the. produ producer side. He was in charge of. all the cameras and everything. Um and.

there was a day where he kind of just. stopped showing up and uh you know I I. it was a joke at first. It was like oh. where's John? I don't know. And then now. it's probably been 15 episodes and he's. never shown up. Um so. >> ever again. >> Yeah. And then he lied. So then he lied. [laughter] So this is why I'm going to. be calling him. He told us, "I have to. take my kids to soccer practice." He. said it in one of the episodes. And we. go, "Oh, okay. That's fair.".

>> Then we come to find out he lied to our. faces about the soccer practice. It's. actually on a different day. It's on. Thursdays instead of Wednesdays. So he. actually lied. Santa doesn't like that. And um and so then and then he just. never showed up. He just doesn't like. our show. He said, "We all suck." And um. [laughter] and so I would like to call. him and let him know and I I've put down. the hammer. Um I don't know what the. [ __ ] that means, but I mean I'm hitting. the hammer in the court and I'm I'm I. want to call him and let him know that.

merry Christmas, but you're no longer. welcome. Like I don't want you here. >> Yeah. >> So I used to beg for John. And you know. what? His love's conditional. That means. that he only loves us when when we have. a cool guest on. >> He did it. He showed up because we were. going to have. >> when we were going to have Hua. was here. and then and then as soon as as soon as. we get here and it's just us, he left. >> Yeah. >> Sorry guys, got to go. Soccer practice. It's like, oh, he really likes to see soccer balls. Like,

>> wow. He does love soccer practice. >> Is he the coach? >> You would think so. [laughter]. >> You would think they are like state. champions. >> Man, but he loves you guys. We love. John. He's busy drawing soccer plays. >> when when they go. >> busy. He's got soccer. So, he's doing. dance. >> Let's see. Let me call him. >> Okay, >> let's see if he [laughter] answer. >> Imagine he does. He hears your voice and. hangs up. >> Sorry, man. I got to go. [laughter]. >> Soccer.

>> I'll leave a message. >> Yeah. >> Your call has been forwarded to an. automated voice messaging system. At the. tone, please record your message. When. you finished recording, you may hang up. or press one for more options. >> Merry Christmas, John. It's Jacob. Psych, [ __ ] Where the [ __ ] are. you, bro? Lying to me, trying to play me. behind my back. [laughter]. Like, bro, you the loyalty is gone. When.

we filmed this show, [laughter] I don't. want you on. You're not welcome. I used to beg for your love and now I'm. over it. [laughter]. Merry Christmas and I hope Santa gets. you a bunch of coal. Bye. [laughter]. >> Merry Psych, mother. >> Yeah, [laughter and gasps] I go. Merry. Christmas, John. Psych, mother. You. thought [ __ ] was sweet. >> That was the best thing ever. Oh my god. >> Yo. [laughter].

>> Oh, you're so funny. What the [ __ ]. >> Richie. >> Richie fired. [laughter] Naughty fired. >> Naughty fired. He's He's fired from this. show, but he's got bad friends, so he. should be fine. >> Yeah, he's. >> I think he's going to be just fine. Um. Richie. Uh Richie's been a good boy this. year. >> I'm a good boy. >> No, you're naughty. >> Honestly, I think Richie's really. naughty. We've heard some stories. Richie. >> Oh, yeah. What' I do? >> Through the grapevine. We've heard a. lot. >> Richie Batman was up to no good.

>> That 3:00 a.m. cardio. [laughter]. >> We know. >> Hey. Hey. We don't talk about that. >> Richie, I think you were naughty this. year. I want to give you nice, but. >> Yeah, I want to, too. I I think But look. at him. Look. >> He's deceiving. >> Yeah, cuz Santa would give him nice. >> Santa would. >> But if they saw everything he's done in. the last year, I feel like behind closed. doors, he's evil. >> Yeah. Like in his mug shot, he'd still. be smiling. It'd be like killed 13. people. He's like [laughter]. >> He's like, "Thumbs up." Yeah.

>> Yeah. His mug shot would be like. >> [laughter]. >> just so happy for no reason. That would. make him so much scarier. That's the. thing. Like, does he always smile? >> When is he not smiling? >> I think he's I think, >> Richie, when was the last time I got. mad? >> I don't know. I don't really get mad. I'm not a mad guy. >> That's weird. >> That's weird. When was the last time you. got sad? >> Mad. I'm not really a sad guy either. Sad sometimes, but like I'm not really a. mad sociopath. >> You were naughty. I'm just not really a.

mad sad guy. I can be mad or sad, but. it's. >> Have you ever punched a wall? >> Oh, yeah. >> He ripped that sign off the wall that. one time. >> I did, but that wasn't. >> that wasn't Yeah, >> that was out of love for the game. >> Yeah. No, love for the girl. >> Richie, I think you were naughty. >> I don't know, but we don't have proof of. that. >> Richie, what did what did. >> Richie? What's the worst thing you did. this year? [laughter]. >> Just confess, man. >> See, look. And he's smiling while he's. thinking about it. >> Killed five people. [laughter]. >> Oh my god. >> It was a hit and run. And it wasn't.

like, "Oh man, it just happened." And I. read and I just read. I didn't tell. anyone. I buried all the bodies. Uh. there [laughter]. >> in the back of the studio. >> Oh, Richie. >> It was a whole family. >> Oh god, that's terrible. >> Richie. >> Richie. Honestly, you should be ashamed. of yourself. >> Richie. [laughter]. >> Bunch of coal for him. >> A bunch of coal for Richie over here. >> Buddy's going to get a shotgun in his. [ __ ] stalker. [laughter] He's going. to get some skulls.

[gasps]. >> Naughty getting skulls in his stocking. >> You guys look so evil. God, I didn't do. anything wrong. >> Richie, what? >> Yeah. I feel like the worst thing he did. was probably like message somebody on. Xbox that killed him in Fortnite. >> Be like, "Fuck you.". >> Yeah, [ __ ] you. >> Yeah. [laughter]. [clears throat]. >> The worst thing he did was like step on. it. >> He's like, "I did kill three insects. this year.". >> [laughter]. >> Um, I do feel really bad about it, but. um, >> you know what? Give him nice. >> Yeah, give him nice. Give him nice.

>> Oh, next up on the list. I think we know. where we're going to go. Naughty. >> What? I think. >> Emma Hill. I think. >> good girl. >> I think Emma was really good this year. She hasn't done anything bad. >> She's had bad things happen to her. though, so that's why I think. really shitty. >> I think Santa's actually going nice. >> Yeah, Santa's going to be like, "You. went through a lot this year. You. deserve a nice little present.". >> I did. I can't think of like. >> Kayla M. actually. Yo K I think Kayla also has. had a long year um earlier this year so.

I'm going nice now. Now now this. [ __ ] ain't Jacob. I heard I. heard a demon. He was just gave us a. present. >> Yeah. I did buy your guys' love. >> But you were I think you were bad this. year. >> Whoa. Okay. Yeah. Let's get into that. >> You got Hinge. >> Naughty. Can I not try to Oh, God forbid. I try to find happiness in a in a loving. relationship. [laughter]. >> You had.

>> You've had a lot of long nights, Jacob. >> Oh, that is. >> Yeah, that's Yeah, >> but but I I'm turning it around. >> But. >> like Dave Blunts, >> I'm turning it around. >> And you are. But listen, >> you got nine months vert. [laughter]. It's been five days. YOU GOT 12 MONTHS. OF [ __ ]. >> IT'S actually been six days. Santa's. only looking at today. All right. >> Yeah. You think Santa's going to judge. me off today? >> No, cuz then that brings back then none. of the [ __ ] we did counts. >> Kayla, then you've had some questionable.

nights, too. >> If we want to get into it. >> Halloween was really bad and that's why. I haven't gone out since. >> Yeah. No, I think we Okay. Yeah, you. guys are right. You know, I kind of. might have taken it too far this year. with, you know, partying and that's why. I'm six DAYS SOBER. WOO! YOU'RE ASKING. >> I'm [laughter] acting like that's like. the hardest thing in the world. Most. people are like, "Yeah, I am too.". >> Yeah. I wait till Saturday, too, bro. >> I drink once [laughter] a week. Yeah. Like a normal person. Yeah. Well, I.

wasn't normal. I'm not normal. I'm just. better than everyone. >> You built different. >> I'm built different. So, um Yeah. No, I. do agree. I I think we go naughty. I'm. not going to lie. For myself, I'll say. it. >> No. No. Okay. Now, I want you to have. nice. >> I just don't feel worthy of it, guys. >> Okay. Oh, now you're like reverse like I. don't want to talk out of this. Yeah. >> Actually, I would say you were nice. because you were you were really good. this year. You you are the reason this. podcast is here. You are the reason. we're all here together.

>> You were a really good friend. >> You're amazing friend. >> Oh, thank you guys. >> Amazing friend. And you dealt with a lot. of my [ __ ] this year of me crying. and I did sobbing and. >> I'm just kidding. [laughter] I'm just. kidding. I'm just kidding. >> You have to all the right places and. that's what. >> Yeah. Your heart was always in the right. place. >> Thank you guys. Thank you. Wow, what a. [ __ ] banger episode. Low key, I think. this is hilarious. Please make sure to. leave a like, subscribe, leave us some. hype points down below. Comment what you. want to see for the New Year's. Just. know we got a bunch of amazing guest.

lineups ready and we're ready to have a. huge 2026. Thank you for spending the. year with us and God bless. >> God bless. Here we go to an even better. >> We're going to take you guys out with a. uh a Christmas song. >> I hope you violate any Sorry. Wo! [screaming]. Walking out. through the hills. >> Through the hills, >> balls on the pavement. >> Balls on the pavement.

>> Everything. >> YEAH, MY COOCHIE BURNS. I GOT MISSILE. tools in my turn. Yeah, my butthole kind. of old. Yeah, my butthole kind of brown. >> Richie's butthole bleeding. I'm on the. pavement screaming. Hey, Kayla got. chlamydia. Yeah. Is she feing? >> Hey, red and green color of my pubes. I. got them yesterday. Bleach on my cooch. Yeah. >> Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. everybody. >> Merry Christmas. >> Play that song for your family. >> Please play this out loud in front of. >> streaming on Spotify. Apple Music.

>> We should make a funny song. >> We should have an album. >> Can we? We should have done a Christmas. album. We'll do that next year. >> Oh, a Christmas album. >> Let's do that next year. >> A genius. >> It's really good. >> Wait, can we do one more? Just No. Actually, no. We can't overdo it or else. it's not funny. >> Right. Facts. Facts. Facts. Well, actually, let's do one more. >> Come on. Let's Let's end with a B. >> Yeah, >> I like that. >> I'll fix the mic while you sing. >> Welcome to Oh, wait. Hold on. >> We started with. >> Okay. Yeah, we need a new one. >> Welcome to Miami. Or what's that song? Welcome to You guys know what song?

>> Oh, it's the most beautiful [laughter]. time of the year. >> My boss stole the streets with so much. cheer. >> My coochie's brain and terror on the. whole population. And yeah, I ate it all. up. >> I'm out of town with my rounds. My. coochie pink, my booty all brown. Hey, >> suck them balls, not ornaments. I want. you to get down on your knees, put a. finger in the butt, grab out his balls, and give it a suck.

>> Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang. Spend 10 racks on new chain. My [ __ ] love to do cocaine. Hey, >> take the tip, put it in your mouth, give. it a slap, then put it on your tongue. and wick it on back to the shaft. You. can't miss that, otherwise you won't. come quick and you don't want to stop. >> I saw the signs and they opened up my. eyes. [laughter]. >> I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.

>> And when I walked down the street, [music] I saw some meat. Put it in my. chimney. Santa Claus. >> I got the magic in me. >> Everybody knows. >> Hey. Hey. I'm way too geek. Two turn. I'm way too. geek. I want my [ __ ] on me. I want some. [ __ ] please. Hey, I'm two turn, [ __ ] Damn. I'm off that two-tone, [ __ ] Damn. I need a rolly, [ __ ] I. just want a rolly, [ __ ] Damn. Rolly. rolly with a dab branch. I'm like.

Avalanche. I'm. Hey, hey, hey, get me a sweater. Or. should I say sweatshirt? Damn. Huh? Huh? Damn. I'm Hey, I'm gonna get her. Hey. Hey. >> I saw the signs. >> Red and green is what I wear. Yeah, it's. Christmas. I'm about to shoot up a mall. >> Whoa. [laughter] Right as the bell's coming. [laughter].

>> Merry Christmas. [applause and cheering]. >> Can we please keep that in? >> Yeah. Merry [laughter] Christmas. >> You can wear my sweatshirt. and you can tell your friends we'll be. together till the end. Girl, you can. wear my sweatshirt. Subscribe. [sighs]. >> [laughter].