MEANEST CELEBRITIES?! | Ep #6 | Bangin' Out w/ Kayla Malecc & Jacob Sartorius
I don't even know. She dead ass just. like ran up to me like the three of. them. And I was like, "What the?" And. like, and then as I was walking away, like this guy like is staring he's like, "Was that Kanye's daughter?" And I was. like, "I think so." Wow. I was like, I. don't know. It was just [ __ ] crazy. And. like the fact that like to genuinely. like not know who's like actually. consuming your content. Like it might be. like. Obama might be laughing at [ __ ] your. skits, you know? Like what the [ __ ]. Like that's crazy. Obama's laughing. Like that's what I'm saying. Like Obama.
might be sitting here like, "Yo, that. Jacob guy's funny." Banging out. Welcome. back to the Banging Out podcast. We're. going to be I'm banging out. Oh, wait. I. feel like am I like too close to you? No, it's fine. I feel like I'm just. closer than normal right now. No, you're. good. You're good. I just like realize. that right now. Okay. Wow. Welcome back. to the Banging Out podcast. A lot. I. Last episode was the most most. controversy I've seen in a minute. It. was a crazy one. I will say I was. anxious for that to be uploaded. I No, I.
hope you guys know like y'all didn't. watch it. No, y'all sent the thing being. like, "Hey, rewatch it. Send edits. Send. this." I did not watch it. I did not. watch a single clip that was sent. Every. time like anybody would tag me in a. video of it, I would I wouldn't watch it. cuz I know I talked so much and it makes. me anxious. Now, you were standing on. business. I was standing on business and. I stand on what I said. I'm just like, you know, but I'm sure it's scary to be. like, you didn't watch it. I didn't. watch I don't even I don't even know. what was left in the episode. Like, I I.
have no idea. Damn. Oh, yeah. Emma Emma's back, everybody. Thank God. Emma's freaking back in the. building. You up? What up, Emma? Back. and better than ever. I wish I was there. to talk my [ __ ] Emma, honestly, thank. God. Is there anything you'd like to say. delayed. or No, no, no. Sorry. Sorry. The. internet's going to say we're dragging. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Can I talk on that for. a minute about the dragging [ __ ] Yeah, for sure. That makes me so mad. And then.
it's going to be It's getting dragged on. even longer. It's coming out like next. week. But like, are you kidding me? You're just pissing them off even more. I'm pissed. You're pissing off robots. You're pissing off AI. This was a drama. for a month and everybody was talking. talking drama channels this and that. about the whole situation. And then. after court, I finally talk out and I. make only three days of videos talking. about it and it's she's dragging it. Like, are we actually for real? Are we. actually [ __ ] I'm convinced they're.
not like real people saying this? Can we. talk about that? I said it I think on. the last episode, but we got. confirmation that there's actually Can. we just like cut in, Emma? Can we cut to. what I said last episode? Can I tell my. theory? Oh, please. You want me to. actually say like what I was telling. people? Oh, wait. No, sorry. Go ahead. He's getting bot comments. Like me and my whole team looked through. the whole comment section of his apology. video and some of the top like comments.
had no profile picture, no posts, no. reposts, no bio, a random username. And. not only that, but but we can't help. Me. and my team literally know what the's. going on. like we just feel like he's uh trying to. change the narrative by infiltrating the. comment section. I mean, I've seen how. many posts have you guys seen of people. being like, "He deleted my comment.". Yeah, I saw so many. He keeps these ones. from these accounts that have zero.
followers, zero posts, no profile. picture that have 100,000 likes. And. maybe it started with 5,000 fake likes. that they bought it, but then people. started hopping on that. And and I think. James' team is smart enough to know that. the internet works where people take. sides. If they feel like the comment. section is swaying one way, they'll do. it. I called it. And then I got texts. this morning that I shared with you guys. from other people in the industry that. are like, I know the platform he's using. to get to get these bot comments. No,
these are bot comments. And what I've. noticed is that every comment on like. the apology video, which apparently I'm. not sure is taken down now. What? He. took it down. That's what people are. saying. Is it not on his TikTok? Let's. check. I That's news. Where did you see. this? Oh, no. It's okay. So, somebody. lied to me. Anyways, um like in the. comment it was like, "Did he stutter. over and over again?" And Jacob was. like, "That's weird." And we came up. with a theory that maybe they're bot. comments, which is fully possible. Now, on my TikTok, the second I bring up the.
James situation, I'm getting the same. comment over and over again. You're. dragging it, but the same comment and. the users have no posts and I'm like, "What the?" And then I go live to people. who are actually like in the live. stream. Nobody's saying about dragging. Nobody's on my Snapchat or YouTube. saying about dragging it on. It's like. this shit's dead. But like what the And. then also last thing I'll say about it. I'm literally dragging it. Y'all are. like why does he keep getting away with. the he did but I'm dragging it. I just. like I don't understand like he gets.
away with it cuz nobody's unfollowing. No, he gets away with it because people. then are like why are you dragging it. on? Or he buys comments. Yeah. I don't. know. It's just like I'm annoyed and I. have the right and I talked about this. I have the [ __ ] right to react. And. me and Jacob were on the phone being. like maybe we should just like drop it. I don't know. I'm just like I have the. right to react. I have the right to be. mad. He was DMing my ex-boyfriend. multiple multiple multiple [ __ ]. times. And James was sending screenshots. of our chat to Evan. Like I have all the. right to be pissed. I have all the right. I could talk about this for as long as I.
want. Like I don't I don't know. But I. won't. It's going to be episode 30. We. still on this. We keep that same energy. But it's like the [ __ ] that complain. are still mad that their sixth grade. boyfriend cheated on them. Yeah. So it's. like come on, let a [ __ ] be mad. Anyways, sorry. It is fresh. It is. fresh. It's fresh. It's like a fresh. wound. Speaking of James Charles, Vanish. mode on Instagram. That's Should we talk. about that? I think that's a great. segue. Something really bad happened to. me on Vanish mode. What? What happened? Oh, I think Say it. Jacob was with me.
Kayla's been DMing with. Mute that name. I mute that name. So, okay. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, so this. rapper DM'd me and like they were not on. any flirty [ __ ] nothing. They were. genuinely checking in on me and I like. I've been a fan of them. Mhm. And so. then we're like chatting and then they. put it in vanish mode. I've never used. vanish mode in my life. So like I don't. know that like what happens in vanish. mode. That's not a good sign. Like I.
don't think good things happen in vanish. mode. He sends the nicest He sends the. nicest text ever just being like, "Hey, take care of your mental health. Like, I'm here for you." And I'm like, "Thank. you so much." And then I'm like, "Oh my. god, it'll disappear in 24 hours. I need. to remember this moment." And so I. screen I screenshotted the chat and he. got notified. So I'm like, "What the. [ __ ] do I do?" I text I'm like, "I'm. sorry. Fuck." And then he he texts being. like, "No, I get it. You know, [ __ ]. happens on vanish mode. See what you've. been through." Understood. But I'm so.
embarrassed. He dead ass saw that [ __ ]. that I screenshotted it and he like it's. so embarrassing. But I screenshot. everything. Like I screenshot. Maybe he was going to slide though if he. put it in vanish mode so he's not that. mad. I'd let it happen. You know when. you're like accidentally in an Instagram. DM and you swipe up and it turns to. vanish mode. I always get so scared of. vanish mode and I go right back out. I've never intentionally put a. conversation in vanish mode. That's what. I'm saying. So I'm like, I didn't know. you got notified when you screenshot it.
like Snapchat. So that was so. embarrassing. Like cuz it wasn't even. like he was flirting with me. It was. like he was genuinely like being like, "Are you okay?" And I'm It's like Kayla. Mallet took a screenshot. Like why the. am I screenshotting that, bro? That's so. [ __ ] embarrassing. Vanish mode on. Instagram. Everybody learn about it. Yeah, that's how people get away with a. lot of things. Thank god that that. happened. Well, not thank God, but like. thank God that happened to you. So now I. know like in the future. Well, that I'm. really sorry. I mean, that's one way to. look at it. I'm really sorry. Really. empathetic take there. Sorry. Get rid of.
vanish mode. I'm just so glad you had to. deal with all that [ __ ] girl, cuz I. didn't. But I learned from it, girl, and. we learned. I get it. No, I I think we. should get rid of vanish mode. I think. we should. If you want to be on that. weird [ __ ] go on Snapchat, you know. Seriously. Like, so vanish mode is. Instagram Snapchat. Yeah, that's what. James is cuz he's banned on Snapchat. Word. Word. Um, sorry. Wow. Um, I I get. pissed. It's okay. I I just get mad. Like I sit on this couch and I'm just. like like I get like I like feel like I. grow into like a wilderbeast. Oh, look.
at look at these amazing Okay, that was. so somebody who has been very very. helpful on the team of banging out. Liz. Liz just told us last second that she's. moving to Arizona, which is sad, right? But she actually got us little What is a. sonnie angel? So, you put it like on. your phone, right? Wait, Emma knows a. lot about You put it on your phone, I. think. Yeah, you put it on your phone. It'll either go on like the front or the. back of it or you can like some people.
like Wait, wait, don't open it by You. have to say which one you want and you. don't want vanilla style like the girl. vanilla. She's so funny. She opens these. all the time and you'll be like, I don't. want this one and I want this one. You. have What do I pick from the little. back? Okay, I don't want the panda one, but I want the one the zebra one or the. giraffe one. Okay, I want I wait. I want. the little deer [ __ ] That blue deer. [ __ ] Like, I want her and I want her. so bad. I don't want the What is this,
though? Does anyone else at home not. know? I don't want the lime. I'll be so. pissed. I want the strawberry or the. apple. I definitely don't want no. [ __ ] mushroom. What the [ __ ] What. the [ __ ] is this? Oh, I was like I was Daffy Duck for. Halloween one year like [ __ ] style. So, I just put this on my phone. I think. Wait. Or wait, is that a phone one or is. that just like Yeah, I think is that a. sticker? Oh, Jacob, you have to. You'll. be like. Oh, that's You're a duck. Like, that.
makes sense. Oh my god, girl. I got the. duck one. Wait, what are we doing? Hey, look. Wait, it doesn't even stick to my phone. Oh, you have to Oh, you put it on like. the side. It matches my phone case, so. I'm happy. But it's a mouse. I'm trying. to think. Oh, wait. I actually [ __ ] with her, I. think. Yo, this is lowkey iconic. [Music]. What? Oh, okay. I got the green apple. It was Girl, I feel brand new, girl. I.
got the f I got the mouse and I used to. have a pet mouse that needed heart. surgery and my mom literally paid for. the mouse that we had to get heart. surgery and then it died. Oh, it died. during the after. Like, we paid like us. so much money for the heart surgery and. the [ __ ] passed. Sorry. Rest in. peace. His name was Kiwi, I think. Kiwi. One time I had a gerbble and he passed. away and my parents kept him in our. family freezer my whole childhood. What. do you mean? What do you mean? Like what. do you mean? His name was Ninja and it.
was it was a gerbal and it passed away. and then my family didn't want to like. let go of it. So they put him in a box. and it was kept in the basement freezer. of our house. Why not just get it like. taxiderermy? It was just frozen in. there. I think one day they must have. gotten rid of them, but it was lowkey. kind of comforting. They were keeping. your um family animal next to the peas. and the steak and it was in a box that. you like eat on a daily basis in your.
freezer. Yeah, I think it might be, you. know, one of those things where in we. unfreeze them in the future when the. technology is there. Like Walt, like the. Disney guy, like Walt Disney. Can we do. like red flags? I have some of my notes. that like Evan, we'll leave his name in. I don't give a [ __ ] anymore. Evan would. do that so [ __ ] crazy. And then I. want you to say some like red flags, you. know? Okay. Okay. So, we're kind of. sharing some red flags here. Okay. I'll. go first. If we weren't together, like.
if we were like not staying in the same. house, I wasn't allowed to shave. So, on my birthday, I've never heard of. something. I was like on my birthday, um. I wasn't allowed to shave my legs. I had. like hairy ass legs and he would do like. checks with me. So, I'd have to like. lift my armpits to show that I didn't. shave. That's not normal. I know. Next. I think somebody who's. like disrespectful to their friends is. probably a red flag or family members. Like if somebody's like super. disrespectful to their parents, I'm kind.
of like that might be somebody who like. to the people closest to them in their. life, they're not like I don't know. But. of course, like you know, every. situation's different. But if somebody's. like going out of their way to be mean. to their parents and let's say their. parents have been super nice to them. Yeah. That in that type of situation, I. would say that's a red flag for me. I. mean, I'll. um I wasn't allowed to drink cranberry. juice. Why? Um it meant that I had UTI.
and to him a UTI was an STD. So Buddy just invented everything, huh? Buddy reinvented STDs. I have like a. notes app of everything he's ever done. and I want to make like a video talking. about it. I just want to touch on like. some Can I just like say them really. quick? Okay. Like nobody has to comment. or anything. Okay. Made the man who is. fixing my sink break his 5 years. sobriety while I was getting my nails. done and then forced him to drive home. drunk, he had kids. No. No. Um, I if we.
fell asleep on FaceTime while we were. separate, I would have to do bed checks. to where I'd roll to each side of the. bed to make sure that the phone showed. me the entire time. Um, cheated on me. with. Lacy. Um, um, wait, um, if I had a white stain on any. clothing, Lacy as in the streamer? No, some random girl. If I had white stains. on any of my clothing, he would say it. was come and accuse me of cheating. Um,
if I was at Walmart for too long, it was. because I was [ __ ] somebody. I. actually wasn't allowed to go visit my. family for a while cuz it was cuz I. wanted to [ __ ] my ex in his mind. So, I. wasn't allowed to see my parents. Um, he. drug tested me a lot. Um, and then ingrown hairs were herpes. I was not allowed allowed to have an. ingrown hair. And if I wasn't allowed to. make eye contact with other men cuz I. was eye [ __ ] And um those are like. the good ones. Oh, also if I did. something without him like getting my. nails done, he would day drink to the.
point of blacking out because he was so. bored. He also thought he also thought. um she was my ex cuz they were on the. same flight on the plane. Oh, wait. Also. yelled at me for going into a unisex. bathroom. Quote, "It was the bathroom at. a gay club. It was you. Anyways, one of a kind. I will say most. unique person I've ever met. It sounds. like I've never I hope to never you know.
like I thought my red flag mine's more. normal, right? Richie, what are your. guys' red flags? Richie and Emma. Uh. people who speak. like what are these like abbreviate like. people who say like lol or. lma today first time ever first time. first time ever first time ever first a. gun to shooter like it made me so mad. I'm not even joking Emma you were so. close to getting blocked I know it was. like that I I was like wait why did I. just do that I'm so used to texting I. wanted an apology video after that I.
know I've said lol out loud I said it to. do that I lol Well, and I'm not. laughing. I was No, I wasn't either. I. was like, I'll be right there, lol. Yeah, that's when texting is just. morphing with reality. It's getting too. much. No, my red flags are like funny. They're not like actually serious. Give. us one. Give us one. Chasing a ping pong. ball while playing pong. That's No, Emma. That's an ick. Not a red flag. That's an That's an Oh, okay. Yeah, I. have a lot of icks. Wearing flip flops.
Flip flops. Wait, flip flops is a red. flag or an ick. It's a red flag. I'd love a man with his toes out. Like, wear a wear a slide. Wear a slide. Oh my. god. No. Wait. You want to know like a. turn on a man with like a painted nails? Like where they paint their nails or. like if they just do like their pinky or. their thumb? Oh my god. Like I'm. freaking Next episode I'm just like full. nails. I have eyeliner on. I'm like, "What's up, Kayla?" Caleb, what do you mean? I'm.
just chilling. And I'm morphing as a. human. Wait, wait, do you want to hear. something so funny? Literally, like a. few nights ago when Saturn was over, we. were watching Darth Vader or Wait, not. Darth Vader, [ __ ] Star Wars. Star. Wars. And like Anakin looked like he had. like the eyeliner on. So I literally. like grabbed my eyeliner and I was like, I need this right now. And I just. [ __ ] put eyeliner all over him cuz I. needed that. That's real. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'd love to be like, you know, right with you there, you. know? I'm happy for you guys. Um, but uh. what do you mean? You dressed him up. like a little doll. You were watching.
Star Wars. You got inspired and you. said, "We're gonna dress you up. tonight." No, I just watched like a. diary of a wimpy kid at it when fully. cool with it. Yeah, he [ __ ] with it. I. met Saturn. He doesn't seem like the. type of guy who would just willingly do. that. Really? He actually likes. eyeliner. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. All. right. We learn new things, man. We. learn new things every day, man. I've. worn eyeliner before. It's kind of a. vibe. You should do it. I was in my emo. era at the time. Did you like it? Uh, no. Because Kayla, when when you're in that state of mind, it's a little bit, you know, for me at.
least, when you're in that like. emo world, you know, um, where I've. been, you know, I was a E boy. Can we. pull up a picture of me as a Can I see. you as an I don't think I've ever seen. that. That was a shoot I did with. eyeliner. Wait, that looks good. What do. you mean, Jacob? I love that. Jacob, I. actually love that. Really? I was not. expecting that. Jacob, that's You. actually [ __ ] with that? Jacob, I [ __ ]. with that so hard. The eyes actually. look good. Jacob, that looks I Hey, look. Can you do that type of Can I will.
bring eyeliner? I have eyeliner. Next. episode, I'll rock it. If Wait, if it's. Aura, wait, no one told me this. I'm. sorry. I take back everything I said. Those were the best days of my life. A. man that is confident enough to like I. was happy in that picture. I wasn't. depressed. I was happy. You could tell my eyes were. not a representation of my soul. I like I love Amanda and eyeliner. It. looks so good. Can you look up Kayla. Malik green black hair? This was me at. that same time. It's really bad. You're. going to really freak out. It's so. disgusting. When was this? 2020. Oh,
wait. Oh, this is different. That's. disgusting. Yeah. Look at that. That was. me in 2020. That's a vibe. No, it's not. It's different. Yeah, it's different. I. like it. No, you don't. It's kind of. like a mix of like the Joker Harley. Quinn vibes. Look up Kayla Ginger. I. thought it was disgusting. I just I'm. blonde for the rest of my life. I do. like the. See, Jacob, I'm not as googable as you. I feel like what is popping up right. now? Yeah, it might not just pop up. But. you had full on ginger hair. I've had.
black hair, brown hair, ginger, pink, green. What's your natural hair color? Brown. Yeah. Okay. See, that's what I always wonder. That's. crazy. Yeah. No, I'm meant to be blonde, though. Oh, wait. Okay. Go up. Wait. Yeah. Right. H. Yeah. That like that one. right there. I think you served. No, no, no, never again. So, you. wouldn't run back that the ginger? No. If I went back to anything, which is so. crazy, I would do like I saw somebody on.
TikTok and I want it so bad. Half blue, half orange hair. It looked like a the. coolest [ __ ] I've ever seen, but like. I'm too scared to do that. It looked so. good. She looked like a tide pod, but. like in the best way. Like I loved it. I. loved it. Yeah. Like Oh, that's actually. crazy. Isn't that sick? Yeah. I've never. seen that. Oh my god. I love it. Like. that is so [ __ ] cool. Yeah, I want to. look like that so bad, but I'm scared. Do you remember silly bands? Yeah, I. used to. Those are like the colors that. I would like make silly band bracelets.
out of, you know? What sport is that? I. feel like orange and blue is like a. sport. Like I'd be representing like the. Jets real hard with that one. Miami. Dolphin. [ __ ] yeah. Miami pull up. Dolphins. I thought he said golf. Oh my. god. I was like, is this what they're. wearing? Dolphins. Wait, speaking of the. dolphins, is this that wave rhino? Did. you see this [ __ ] on your for you page? [ __ ] Alex Earl just got on Dancing. with the Stars. Really? Yes. Which is. crazy because I do great on there. I. That's the thing. Here's my thing. Okay. Everybody wants to be on Dancing with.
the Stars so bad. There's I don't get. how like I would literally like if they. offered it to me, I'd say no. Like. there's no [ __ ] way. Didn't Charlie. D'Amelio do it? Yeah. But like how how. do you just do that? Like how do you. just know a dance? I feel like you get. to train with people, but like how do. you just do it? It's more PR for the. show. Having Alex Earl on cool for that. show. She's going to win. And guess who. else is on it? Who? Robert Irwin. Irwin. Who's that? Robert Irwin. Who's Robert. Irwin? Oh my god. The We're going to.
find out right now. You know who Steve. Irwin is? Wait, is this the wildlife? Yes. And look at him in his All right. Earlier. I'm sorry. I keep swinging the. mic around. I mean, well, he's swinging. his dick around. So, and as he look at. that Oh my god. Oh my [ __ ] god. I. followed him. I mean, come on. Look how. old he is. Guess how old he is. You're. going to freak the out. Please don't. tell. No. Guess how old I take back. everything I said. I didn't know how old. he was. No, no, no. Now he's not a. minor. I thought that's what you were. going to do. You know he's 14.
I would be like, "All right, bro." 21. Oh, isn't that crazy? Twin. What up, twin? Well, I'm 22. Okay. I'm about to. be 23. I'm I'm trying to just fit in. Fit in. You know, I'm getting older. Um, Kayla was telling me about all this. earlier with Alex Earl and I was like, "No, I don't know who Robert Irwin." And. she's like, "Steven Irwin." And I was. like, "Oh, the guy like with the. computer in the wheelchair." And she's. like, "That's Stephen Hawking." And I. sat there for like a good 30 minutes. thinking that I got Steven Irwin and. Stephen Hawking mixed up. And I was.
like, "How is he on Dance?" Like. December 1st. This is really a bad. moment on. What? What is December 1st? I. think that's like a really good zodiac. That's like we're like in the same. month. So he's he's only like a year. old. Did his dad get eaten by an or got. stung by a Okay, wait. So what happened. was his dad. It's so [ __ ] sad. I. remember he was like the most famous. Yes. He got stabbed in the heart by a um. stingray. Stingray, which is like so. uncommon. It's so sad. And their family.
is just so pure. I'm the biggest Irving. stands. When I go to Australia, I want. to like go to their zoo and [ __ ] like. Oh, that would be so lit. I literally. love them. Killed by a stingray. Yeah, it pierced his chest. His son. literally made the cutest video, you. know, like the one guy or 100 guys. versus one gorilla. He went on his. TikTok, he was like, "Guys, I think it'd. be more like important to talk about. like how 100 people could save the. gorillas." And I was like, "You're so. cute and pure. Like I We need more. people like that." And you know what? What's beautiful about this in a weird.
way, and I saw edits about this, is he. died doing what he loved. Yes. This dude. like loved like I saw him on all these. TV shows. like he was the goat of like. just jumping in a lake and grabbing a. crocodile or an alligator. He don't give. a [ __ ] That dude's a beast. And so the. fact that, you know, I even saw maybe an. interview of Robert like talking about. how that's why he wants to like continue. his legacy. He is. I [ __ ] with that. No, he does. He literally like his whole. TikTok is about like wildlife. He still.
runs up the zoo. Like I am the biggest. fans of them. Like I just they deserve. the [ __ ] world. And Robert, should we. have Robert on the podcast? Let's throw. the invite out there. Robert Irwin, can. we please come on? Teach us about. alligators. Yes, but please wear pants because I saw the. photo. shoot. Okay. I don't know why you were. at the barn in your underwear, but it. looked cool, dude. Look cool. It looked. really, really dude. I'm not hating, bro. If you show me a crocodile, you can.
show me your [ __ ] What? All right, I'm. joking. All right, so let's see if we. can get Rob Irwin for the podcast. But. also, like, who else are your dream. guests? Who do you guys want to come on? Dream guest on my podcast. Dream guest. Dream guest on my podcast. Um, well, let's spice it up a little. bit. One of my exes. Let's get Jenna Ortega. That would actually work. Millie Bobby. We could. Millie Bobby. I don't know if. we actually could. I'm like, I mean, I. could try. I think uh it might send.
green. Wait, who's the most famous person in. your phone? Wait really quick. Wait, really quick. Uh most famous person in. my. phone probably a guy named Hero Phineas. Tiffen. What? Who was in the Harry. Potter movies and um his dad is Rafe. Fines. One of the biggest or no his. uncle is Ray Fines and I did a movie. with him during COVID and we became. really good friends. He gets like a. million likes on Instagram post. He's. the face of Farragamo. I mean probably.
that's probably the biggest person I. know. Wait, what? Wait, he's little. Voldemort? Yeah. Yep. Oh, his dad his. dad actually filmed Harry Potter. What? What? Yeah, it's cra like, bro, from a. very young age, bro, he's been locked. in. He's one of the nicest people. That's sick. What the [ __ ] No, it's. crazy. And so that's probably But like. he'll literally come to LA and come to. my apartment and play video games with. me. And bro's like lit lit. Like to him. going to an apartment to play video. games is lowkey like but he he's just a.
genuine guy. Wait, that's insane. That's. probably Who's yours? James. Charles. I'm sorry. I was saying who? That's a good one. [Applause]. Wait, I might say like. I would say you have hella people in. your phone. Charlie Deilio. Oh, probably. Yeah. She's famous as [ __ ]. Charlie or um she's probably a A-lister. like. Yeah. or like most iconic to like um my.
boy Zack Gordon, Greg Heley. I love him. That's a mythical one. That's a mythical. poll. And like he knows this, but like. his profile picture on my phone is like. literally Greg Heftley when he was like. 12. But yeah, that and yeah, Charlie. Charlie's a really I love her. She text. me again. She's really nice. Really nice. girl. Love that. Speaking of famous. people, Justin Bieber's last IG post. Oh. my god. um bro sparked a lot of conversation. People are comparing him to Kanye and I.
know we've touched on Kanye on the. podcast. Um it was the post where she. landed the cover of Vogue right there. Uh second Yeah, bro. And the Oh, he. edited the caption. Yeah, he changed it. Wow. Yo, wait, where can we find the original. one? It's got to be on over Tik Tok. It's so mean. So basically he said he. goes, "I told Haley she would never be. on the cover of Vogue and then she did. it." So he's like, "I guess I you have.
to eat." Let's read the exact thing. though before. Yo, this reminds me when. Haley and I got into a huge fight. Meanwhile, the picture is a cover of. Vogue for our audio listeners. Hot as. [ __ ] She looks great. Okay. Yo, this. reminds me of when Haley and I got into. a huge fate. I told Hails that she would. never be on the cover of Vogue. Yikes. I. know. so mean. For some reason, because. I felt so disrespected, I thought I. gotta get even. Dot dot. I think as we. mature, we realize that we're not. helping anything by getting even. We're. honestly just prolonging what we really.
want, which is intimate intimacy. And I. can't can I say the fact is is like I. can get the point that he might be. trying to make like, oh, we were in a. fight. I told her she'd never do it and. now like she did it. But he could have. literally just been like one time he got. into a fight and and now she did it. I'm. so proud of you. I love you. He. literally was like, "Never thought she'd. do it." Oh, there's more. So, okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Intimacy and. connection. So, baby, you already know, but forgive me for saying you wouldn't. get a Vogue cover cuz clearly I was. sadly Yo, that Wait, I'm not going to.
lie, that's lowkey a little bit sadly. mistaken, I think. Okay, I got to back. him up. I'm a huge Justin Bieber fan. I. mean, look at the way I'm dressed right. now. This is Bieber. All right, I got to. give it to him. Hey, I got to give it to. him. He he's like a huge inspiration. from if I'm defending him from a Justin. Bieber fan, I think he might just not be. that grammatically correct and his. intentions might he might have thought. that this message was like super. heartfelt and like him being honest and.
taking accountability and then kind of. gassing her up. But the sadly mistaken. is kind of a backhanded compliment. Can. I be honest? If I was Haley in the. situation after seeing this, I would go. drive to Benny Blanco's house and Selena. and I would go write a diss track with. them and then I would become in a. three-way relationship with the three of. them. So Benny's just I can't I don't. want to say that because I got to be. careful. I'm a huge fan of Justin. Bieber. I love all I love Justin so. much, but like if I saw that, I would. actually have the biggest crash out.
Like what the [ __ ] do you mean? What do. you mean? And it's so sad to say this. I've actually been the biggest Justin. Bieber fan for like since I was so. little. Same. Like when I was really. young and I hated Haley for the longest. time and now I'm like damn I kind of. feel bad. Haley's dope. Everybody hates. her and her own husband like kind of. hates her. Did you guys see my new. TikTok with Haley and Kendall? That was. crazy. Wait, so what happened behind. Wait, wait, what? Like how did that. Yeah. Uh you met both of I basically was.
like, "Hey guys, let me be your pool. boy. Um, I only charge like five bucks an. hour. Wait, where were you? I would have. done it for free. Where were you guys? You actually met them? Yes. Look, look. at this. You know that trend where it's. like me at 15 thinking we were at like a. um so we were at the March for Our Lives. LA which was after the mass uh the. school shooting and they did a big. fundraiser and everyone was there. I met. Jaden Smith, like famous ass people. I. don't know why they invited me, but I.
happened to be there and they literally. came up to me. You want me to tell you. exactly how that conversation went? Please. Please. At the time, I was. dating Millie and um and they came up. and they were like, "Oh my god, Milliey's talked so much about you. You. seem so sweet." And then I swear to God, Haley said, "You remind me of Justin. Doesn't he remind you of Justin to. Kendall? I swear to God." And that was. the biggest thing. That was the biggest. aura thing. Then I started dressing like. this. Thank you, Justin. Wait, no. I swear that's actually what. happened. No, that I was huge fan. Like.
to me they're like celebrities. Oh, they're A-listers. We're kind of like, you know, we're kind of like. I don't know. You know, but like they're. like to me Oh. Oh, look at that. Makes. me sad. I don't Oh, look at that. That. one. Wait, can I say Haley does seem. like the nicest girl ever, though. Should have been a sweatshirt. It should have been a sweat. That would. have been really good. Thought it was. going to be Kayla. 40,000 likes. Yeah, cuz where was I? I com Damn. We should.
recreate it for your right now on the. pod. Right now on the pod. I'm just. kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm making. that we're I'm making that TikTok. correctly. We're going to make it the. right way. Oh, no. I love Haley. So when are so like how does that work? We'll figure it out. Okay. Wait. You want to know my biggest aura. moment that happened like this week? Huh? Oh my god. This is so commented on. my Tik Tok. Wait, what? Oh, I liked it. Oh, wait. Yeah, I saw that. I was like, "Okay, okay, facts." She DM' me today.
Like the sweetest message. Oh my god. And like I literally love Trisha so. much. Like when I went and I was on her. podcast. Sweetest girl ever. Like I. actually love Trisha so much. And she. did me this morning just being like, "Hope everything's okay. Like love you.". I just love Trisha. I [ __ ] love her. She deserves the world. And oh my god, did you see she's having a boy? No. She's having a boy. No, she's had two girls and now a boy. That's awesome. She was She's pregnant. She seems cool. Yeah, Trisha's pregnant. with a boy and she had her gender reveal.
at one of her shows and it was like the. cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. Like ticket sales were double the price. for that show. Could you imag Like I. wish I was there. Like oh my god. Imagine being on tour and being like, "Yeah, let's just do it on stage.". That's sick. That's actually She gets. paid for her gender reveal. Most people. pay for it. You know, you got to get the. balloons with the blue or the pink in it. and you got to pop it and everyone goes, "Oh, there we go.". The guys, if if it's a girl, oh, [ __ ]. No, no. Like, it's just a normal thing, you know, because it's got to be scary.
having a having a girl in this world. I. would be Hey, look, I I would be a. little bit scared just to be like, damn, I want to protect this person, but I. feel like the world's soed up that I. hope that they never have to experience. the real world. Yeah. There's like a. quote and it was like you teach your. sons like how to like be a protector but. then you teach your daughters how to. protect themselves and it's like. literally like that like that it's so. cuz like what the [ __ ] like you don't. want your daughter to meet a Evan.
Johnson you know it's like it that's the. fear as a dad of a girl literally 100%. is that a [ __ ] like Evan Johnson. is going to pull up and just like no dad. seriously though like that is like oh. yeah the fear but but honestly ly. Congrats to Logan. Congrats to Trisha. Congrats to everybody. Hey, it's all. love. Yeah. No, all please sponsor us. Okay, but yeah. So, guess what my aura. moment was? Crazy. All right. So, I'm.
leaving the mall and as I'm walking out, I hear these three girls start like. yelling my name like, "Kayla, Kayla, Kayla." And so, I turn around and I th I. see these three young girls start. running up to me and I'm like, "Oh, hi.". Like, "Hi, nice to meet you And they. were like so sweet, like super nice. And. they were like just talking and we're. having a little conversation. I was. like, "Okay, I [ __ ] with Charlie's so. sweet." So they're like, "Can we have a. picture?" I'm like, "Okay, bet." So we. go to take the picture and then I'm like. looking in the phone and I'm like, "Wait. a [ __ ] minute." And I realized that.
the the girl who just ran up to me and. knew me from TikTok and I was talking. with and was the sweetest girl ever was. Northwest. I'm so mad. Why was I in Alabama? I. would have been there on proof or it. didn't happen. I wait. Yeah, I could. literally we can insert a picture. Does. Richie have it? They I'm like, "Oh my. god, that's Northwest." So all of a. sudden I just like shut down cuz I'm. like, "What the mid?" Yeah. I'm like, "What the fuck?" They come up to you, ask you for a picture. You're in the. selfie and you're looking into the phone. and you see I'm like Northwest. And so.
then they done with the picture, we're. still talking and like I honestly like. just they're so nice. Like I cannot say. enough things about them. Like so sweet. Like they're so cute. And so then they. like start walking. I was like, "Nice to. meet you." And I'm like, "Oh my, like I. need a picture." So as they're walking. away, I'm like, "Can I actually get a. picture, too?" So I took a picture and. it's like Northwest and her two like. really nice friends. And apparently one. of them in the picture is Selena Gomez's. little sister. And I'm like, "What the. actual?" And I felt so like I wanted to. post a picture, but I'm like I almost.
feel weird cuz like they came up to like. me, but like I'm a fan. You know what I. mean? Like I was like I don't know. It's. the craziest [ __ ] So to them, you got. to think about it. Like to them like. Kayla's like a celebrity because that's. what they're watching but for Kayla it. must be like yo yo dad Kanye and like. you're Northwest the icon like Northwest. is literally an icon but yeah I don't. know she was the sweetest. It was I'm. not joking. I went home and I drank like. a bottle of wine cuz I was like what the. just happened?
Yeah. And like and she like I Were they. with security? I don't even know. She. dead ass just like ran up to me like the. three of them and I was like what the. [ __ ] And like and then as I was walking. away like this guy like is staring he's. like was that Kanye's daughter? And I. was like I think so. Wow. I was like I. don't know. It was just crazy. And like. the fact that like to genuinely like not. know who's like actually consuming your. content like it dead ass might be like. Obama might be laughing to [ __ ] your. skits, you know? Like what the like.
that's crazy. Obama's laughing. Like. that's what I'm saying. Like Obama might. be sitting here like, "Yo, that Jacob. guy's funny.". I don't know. But I love you, Northwest. And I love you, Kim. And I love you. guys. And I love your two friends. I. wish I got their names. You guys are. [ __ ] icons and the sweetest girls. ever. And Kim is honestly obviously. doing a great job at raising them. because yo, y'all are amazing. Yo, so. that was. Richie, how do you feel that you are a. heartthrob? I wouldn't put it like that, but I'm.
No, you love it. Don't lie. Oh, I'm so I. love. [Music]. shout out Tik Tok Melting Pot 2.0. My. favorite. We love No, that was I love. that. Oh, wait. All things trendy 13. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, that is Tik Tok. melting pot. That was like That was. Richie. How do you feel about it? I. mean, I love it. Richie loves it. Is he.
sending it to? You know, damn well he. sent that to everyone. He was like, "Yo, like, dude, it's crazy what's going on. right now. Um, they're just posting me.". I had to act real casual about it, too. I was like, "Look at what they just sent. me." Like, I'm totally not looking this. up. Look at what they sent me. Oh my. god. Pops up on my for you page. Wait, but wait for the beat to hit in in the. video. Wait for the two on my It's not. at least 15 seconds, bro. No, that's amazing. Um, wow. Oh my god. Do you ever have the thing where you. like breathe in and it feels like you. just like had water pour down your mouth.
or like in your nose in your nose? Oh my. god, it just happened. Like I'm actually. going to start crying. Like when you do. a backflip underwater and you like I. just got that water goes up. Did you. know you could drown out of water? How? Look it up. My grandma told me she. said if you swallow too much water at. the beach, you'll drown outside of. water. My god brother one time. Yes, you. can. Secondary drowning. Look at that. That's [ __ ] insane. You know, I got. drowned one time. Like genuinely. Wait, you go first. Um I was with my god.
brother. We were on the beach like we're. family friends and it was like a. tradition to go to the beach every year. And one year we're at the beach. We're. just chilling in the water. Bro actually. drowns me like holds me underwater for. so long until I literally like come up. and I'm like, "Wait, what do you mean? What's up, bro? Wait, what do you mean?". No, I He genuinely tried to kill me, you. know. Wait, there was No, it was. malicious. Wait, how old was he and how. old were you? We were probably 10 years.
old. Oh, what the [ __ ] But like. genuinely, I remember the panic of being. underwater and not being able to get up. And that's what like a panic attack. feels like, you know? That's like the. perfect example of like I that's why I'm. so scared of the ocean. Find a clip of. me swimming in the ocean. There is not. one. You know, one time when I was. young, too, like five, I was at a family. event and we had like we were in like. those pools that you buy from Walmart. and like some family friend dead ass sat. on me in the pool and I was like.
underwater as she's sitting on me. I'm. like slapping the out of her. She does. not get off. She didn't see you. I don't. know. Like what the [ __ ] is she doing. sitting on a 5-year-old? Wow. And I just. like basically drowned in the pool. Wait, how old was she? Old enough to. drown me with her. ass. God damn. She's just sitting on a. 5-year-old in the pool. Have you heard. of the sit down air from a BBL? No. Apparently, like if you get a BBL, your. sit down air smells like [ __ ] What?
What do you mean sit down air? Like, you. know what? I think everyone's sit down. air smells like [ __ ] No, like sit pick. like sit down air. Like just all Look, sit down. Um, yeah. No, green [ __ ] came up when I. did it cuz of banging out. It's in my. blood. Oh my god. It's in my blood. He's. PR trained, too. So, secondary. drowning. Dry drowning. What is dry. drowning? It's a thing. My grandma. warned me. Describe situations where. water enters the lungs and.
Oh, yeah. Just from like choking on. water. No, it's like actually a thing. And then, yeah, BBL air is a thing, too. So, wow. I think we're going to get a. boob job. Oh. Oh, way to drop the. [ __ ] bomb. I think I'm going to Wait. I mean, I guess we have to dive into. what you just said. Um, what do you mean. by that? I just want to like my mom has. a boob job and like I know it's like. dumb cuz like I'm only 20, but it's like. I want a boob job so bad and I don't.
want to like promote [ __ ] like. plastic surgery. It's just like it's. something that I really [ __ ] want. So, I think I'm going to do it like this. summer. Dude, that's so I'm getting a. dick um dick enlargement. Dick. enlargement. Is that a thing? I'm sure. it is. I see the ads all the time. I'm. sure it is. We've both seen them, Richie. We've been. on the same sides of the internet, Richie. I'm just like, I could imagine. all those pills. They're like, just pop. this pill and you'll have a 30 in [ __ ]. Oh, if it was only that easy, god damn,
I would have taken the pill years ago. Oh god. All right, it's not that bad. I'm happy. All right, I'm happy. But it. could always be better. That's how I. feel about my boobs. I'm like, they're. okay. You compare yourself to Dwayne the Rock. and all of a sudden you got a micro. What if Dwayne the Rock has a micro? See, that's the thing. Do you think. there is that out? No. Dwayne has a. [ __ ] Dwayne The Rock has a horse. [ __ ] I've met men that are like so. ripped, so tall, and like not doing it.
So, for all I have. Well, I know. steroids shrink your balls. So, like a. lot of those gym bros, you know? Like I. don't I I don't I don't care about a. small little shriveled ball sack, you. know? M I don't mind. Like a dried up. Cheerio. I don't really care. A dried up. Cheerio. Can I say this for 5 seconds? We don't have to talk about it cuz I. know like I just need to say this. Like. actually, can I actually say this? Can I. actually say this? I'm going to say. this. So for 3 years I was dating this. guy and he was like, "Okay, my [ __ ]. god." I know this is vulgar, but he was. like, "I don't want you to touch my.
balls." So I was like, "Okay." So I. thought it was just a thing where you do. not touch a guy's balls. And I just. found out this year that guys like their. balls being fondled and I just don't. know how to do it. So that's just what I. had to say. Can we cut to Richie? I've. been um like sex ed teaching Kayla how. to fondle balls. I don't know how to do. it. Actually, speaking of that, speaking. on Speaking of that, because of this new. information, I'm redoing my entire room. this weekend to ball theme. No, to like. black, red, and cheetah. And I'm calling. it the freak den. Oh, but not like that.
Not like that. Not like that. Not like. that. Not like that. Not like that. Not. like that. She's stepping into a new era. and I'm really proud of her. She's. unleasaking. her balls. I'm not leashing into my. freak. I just don't know how to fondle. balls. Like, I don't know. I just don't know. how to [ __ ] fondle a ball sack. It's. like I just don't know how. And I know. that's just like TMI. It's just I had to. get it out there. Like, it's been eating. me [ __ ] alive. Like, Jacob, imagine. like you get in a relationship and this. a girl's like, "I just don't like if you. touch my boobs." And then like you spend.
your whole life thinking girls be like, "Okay, cool. Won't do that." But then. it's like you find out that you're. supposed to, but you're like, "How do. I?" And you're at the age of 20. So he. was saying, "Don't." Okay. Wait, wait. So he was saying, "Don't touch my. balls." Cuz he didn't like what you. were. So I thought guys just didn't like. their balls. But it was just cuz you. were doing it wrong. No, I never did it. He was just like, "Don't do it until you. did it." No, but I never did. Cuz he. said, "Don't do it." So it's like, imagine you're being told not to touch. So then I just wouldn't do it. But then. you find out that girls like it. But if. this specific person's telling me not. to, then I probably wouldn't. Right. But.
like but so that was three like four. years ago just in a new scenario. Like. so now you break up with them when. you're 18 and so from 18 to 20 you're. not doing that cuz you don't think they. like it. So now you're at the age of 20. being like oh girls like their boobs. being touched. How do I do it? It's like. what? It's like what do I do? It's like. rock climbing. Literally. Wait. Okay. What? No. Like in. VR like what do you mean in VR? What did. that even mean? What the [ __ ] dog? It's. a little something like that. You use.
me. I'll don't worry about me. Hey, you. do your thing over there. I'll do my. thing. Like if a girl was like, "Oh, don't eat me out. I don't like that.". And you were in a relationship with her. for like four years. I'd be like, "Better for me. Even easier. Perfect. Saves me 20 minutes. Damn, that was But. then you figure like every girl doesn't. like that. That's not It's just It was. just a lot to realize. I don't know. I. just realized a lot this past year. Imagine that. Like somebody just being. like, "Don't please me at all. I only. want to please you." There's people like.
that. Perfect. Um, where do I sign up? Where do they live? Where do they live? Dead ass. Where are these people? Less. work. Yeah. So, I'm learning. I'm just. kidding. No, it's it's all about the. 50/50. It's the give and the take. It's. theing work hard, play hard, rock hard, [ __ ] hard. Freak den. Oh god. Come visit my freak den. This. one's going to be a tough one to get get. through. Um, sorry. I don't know. I.
don't know how we got I don't know how. we got to this. Okay. Have you ever had. like an experience with like an. influencer that everybody loves that you. don't that you didn't have a good. experience with? Definitely. You've like you have Yeah. You want to. share one cuz I have one too. Like it. just happened recently and I'm like. pissed about it a little bit. I've had. many. You go first. Okay. Are we beeping names or how does this. Yeah, cuz like I don't think it's. anything personal. It's just like was so.
weird to me. I've met this girl multiple. times and each time it's the same. scenario. So, it's like you weren't. having a bad day. You're just a [ __ ]. I'll say it. Okay, that's Emma's. opinion. I'm hoping it was a bad day, but it's um this one. influencer bleep the. name. And I've met her multiple multiple. multiple multiple multiple multiple. multiple multiple multiple multiple. multipleing times. Multiple [ __ ]. times. Multipleing times. Multiple.
[ __ ] times. And we've had. conversations conversations. And every. time I meet her, it's the same thing of. being like doesn't remember who I am, acts like I'm just some like freak. Like. she'll be like, "Oh yeah, okay. Bye." Or. it's be like I'll be like, "Oh, nice to. see you." Like, "How are you? Goodbye.". And just like run away. Okay. Just like. odd every single time. Like I've. literally been like, "You've been giving. compliments. Oh, I like your skirt. Like. you're just so cute." And she's like, "Thanks." It's just like upfrontly like.
[ __ ] like she has just been upfrontly. [ __ ] to me and like acting like I just. it's the weirdest thing. Like I I don't. know, but I've never taken it personal. until recently. I went to this party and. she was there and I knew somebody who. was around her and was hanging out with. her and so I was talking to her and me. and this girl are talking and they're. all in the same friend group and the. whole time she is just shooting daggers. at me. didn't say I said hi to her.
entire friend group and the whole time. she's standing there like this shooting. daggers at me and I just like didn't. daggers as in like little insults. No, just like staring at me. Okay. And I was. just like I like I don't under I don't. [ __ ] understand. And like I've been. around her for like the past 2 years and. it's always been the same [ __ ] thing. to where it's just like [ __ ] and it's. like weird. It's so weird. Can we just. be cool? It makes me sad because like I. watched her content for a long time and. I was like a like she gives such a good. vibe but then you meet her in person and.
it's like but then her friends are so. [ __ ] nice. Yeah. No, her friend group. is like amazing. Like I love her friend. group and it's just like I don't the. same influencer you're mentioning. You've had. um there was like a viral trend on Tik. Tok including this person and I hit them. up. I said, "Would you want to make a. video with me to like this thing that's. viral for you?" And she responded and. was like, "Uh, maybe, but like come to. my party." Never followed me back. And.
then for like the next like three. parties that she's had, she's sent me. the participle. I probably won't get one. anymore. Um, perfect. Just wrecking. relationships, burning. bridges. Um, but no, seriously, invited. me to all the parties, but never. followed me. I was just like, "So, you. just want me at the party, but you. actually don't want to be friends or you. don't want to collab? You don't want to. actually I was just like, "Cool. All. right." And it's just weird cuz like I. get it like I don't I don't I don't. know. But it's like I like you and I've. heard from other people that she's like.
that way to a lot of girls and people. and guys and it's like I get it cuz you. know you want to like but it comes. across a way of like cocky to an extent. It's like acting like quote unquote. Hollywood when like I've met people that. are at a greater we could say like. status to her that do not act like that. at all. So it's. like somebody like that and then you're. like these people are great. No, it was. like the most Ellie [ __ ] ever. And I'm. like you don't have to like me. You. don't have to want to talk to me. But. it's like the deliberate like oh.
disrespectful. I just feel like. disrespected every time. It's like the. weirdest thing. I don't know. I just. that's like my my little All right, I'll. give one. Um, we're going to have to. beep it, but if you guys know who that. Wait, who is that? The All right, I'm. just going to say with this with these. people that I'm talking about. One of. them I'm actually cool with now. Like. actually, like we follow each other, we're so cool. The other one, the same. thing you were talking about where like.
I've met them four or five times and. every time it's oh, what's your name. again, bro? And it's like, bro, you. know, you've met me. Yeah. It's like, it's like, what's the point in this. whole thing where it's like, oh, what's. your name again? It's like, bro, we've met like five times, literally. Maybe it's like a memory. problem. It's a serious problem. No, it's mean girl [ __ ] It's just mean. girl. It's just kind of like, cool. You. just I get the vibe when that happens to. me that I mean nothing to that person. It's like cool. I'm better off not even. going up to you and shaking your hand,
right? But it's like more of the thing. of like I would never do that. Even if. somebody came up to me and I genuinely. was like, "Oh, like I forgot their. name." I'm just like, "Oh my god, how. are you?" And like Yeah. And then like. throughout the conversation you like, it's just like you don't Oh, what's your. name? Who are you again? Huh? It's so. [ __ ] LA and [ __ ] Like I would. never do that. It really is. You could. come up to me and we've met once and I. was like blacked out at a party and like. I will still sit there and give you the. time and we'll talk for [ __ ] come take. a shot with me. You know, like what do. you why do people act like that? I'll. meet a random person at the bar like.
random bro. And we're just sitting next. to each other. I'm like, "You want to. take a shot together?" Like, sometimes. it's just nice to be a human and just. connect and be drunk with strangers and. just have the night of your life and. make a new best friend and follow them. on Instagram. Who gives a [ __ ] Because. people in LA make things so status like. oriented. It's like you have to have a. certain amount of followers or be. trending at this certain point. And it's. like so funny. But it's funny that it's. only influencers who act like that. Yeah. Like can I can I double down on. this and just say you guys said both of. their names. I didn't know either. Yeah,
I know all these other people. Like I we. had to Google who both of those were. That's fair. Yeah, it's like it's it's. in my it's [ __ ] But it's like I bet. you if like an A-list actor came in here. right now, they'd be the most respectful. person cuz you don't get to that level. being. like a [ __ ] And it's like just in. general, I feel like if you're not. raised in like the LA, California like. area, you have like a certain level of. like normalism to you a little bit.
Yeah. Like, but no, if you can't do. something for somebody here, they don't. even like want Yeah. Cuz there's been so. many times that like me and Emma have. like went to parties and they'll sit. there and basically like suck my dick. and then ignore Emma and be so. disrespectful to Emma. And it's the. weirdest [ __ ] There was this one guy. who we met and he's an influencer and we. were at this party and he's sitting. there, oh my god, Kayla, like how have. you been and just like sucking my dick. and em is ignoring Emma, not saying hi. to Emma, acting like he does not know.
Emma. He's met Emma multiple times. So. Emma's like drunk out of her mind and. basically starts cussing him out and. like calls him out for a [ __ ] Yeah. As. she I'm I'm a crash out. Like if you. treat me like that, like genuinely I'm. like I'm from Florida. I will like let. you know right now like who do you think. you are? I didn't know who you were. until like maybe a month ago. Like, and. go have had so many conversations before. and he it was so disrespectful. Like. Emma was sitting there being like, "Oh, hi. How are you?" And he'd be like, "So, Kayla?" And I was like, "What the [ __ ]. wrong with you?" Yeah. I literally.
immediately was like, "Yeah, she was. clapping. Sorry." She was like, "Hi, like are you like real?" Yeah. People. are delusional. Doesn't matter. You're. weird. Like you're weird for that. You. were in his face. Do you know? Don't get. don't let me have a few shots and let me. meet somebody like it was disrespectful. though. No, that [ __ ] was crazy. Like. no, that's actually insane. Moral of the. story, be a good person. Even if you do. good in life, you could still do good. and be good, you know? You don't have to. just do good and be a piece of [ __ ].
That's not how it works. It's not like. that plus that equals that. It's like. you could be super successful and happy. and healthy and care about people and. also just be nice to people. I don't know. Um, we have more. voicemails. Do we? Should we listen to. them? Wait, are these confessions? These. are fun. Wait, really quick before we. start, what's a word you wish was a. word? I wish a word was finger ding bong. bong. I wish a word was. um blah blah blah blah blah blah. You. heard of the Italian brain rot? Like the.
like. where it's like a whale in the ocean and. all the ranch. I would flop a dunk dunk. I wish Lancaster was a word. I'm always. like that was so Lancaster. I wish penis. was a word. I wish penis was real. I said, wait till she finds out. What the hell? Penis is real. Let's do this, dude. We're back. Hey, we're back. We got five. number below us right now on the screen. for anything that we're doing for.
upcoming episodes. It might be. confessions, it might be a story time, anything. This is the number. This is. how the people called in. Especially. when there's weeks where there's not a. lot of drama like this week. Like not. this week's a little dry. It was a dry. week. There was a dry week. Not a lot. going on on social media. Still a great. episode. It is. Let's tune in. Okay. Here we are. Okay. I have the worst down. bad story. So, I work at this restaurant. and I was really interested in this new. server that got hired. And so, we ended.
up going on a date to like IHOP. Okay. Our food is taking a really long time. It took like 45 minutes and my stomach. started to hurt. Right. I thought I had. to toot. So I was like, "Okay, I'll lift. my leg a little bit." I was like, "Oh, it'll be fine." That's Yeah, a tooth. We've all had to run to the bathroom. because I literally [ __ ] myself. I [ __ ]. myself. You [ __ ] yourself. Oh, you [ __ ]. yourself. And I just threw the underwear. away and myself up and went back out and. acted like a kid. Oh, that's a bummer. Can I say she [ __ ] herself? This has.
happened to me so many times. What? Like. I'm not even going to lie. Like I I And. y'all were clowning on me for peeing. myself. And y'all are [ __ ] shitty. yourself because y'all should be ashamed. of yourselves. There was this one time this guy, my. boyfriend came over. He was sleeping in. my room. I go upstairs. I come back. downstairs and I fell down the stairs so. hard that I dead ass like [ __ ] my pants. Did the same thing. Threw my underwear. away, cleaned myself up, went down like. nothing happened. This is a pants. I.
did. I [ __ ] in my pants. But you didn't. So you while falling down the stairs, you were [ __ ] yourself. No, no, no. I fell down the stairs and I hit my. butthole so hard that I like [ __ ] myself. and like this is a canon event, girl. I. promise you he loved he he knows. Girl, he loved it. He loved it. Girl, he trust. me. That was a green flag. That was that. was that is a canon event. It happens to. everybody and IHOP has occurred. I don't. think it does, Kayla.
I've had terrible experiences happen at. IHOP. Like actually, I think it's an. IHOP event. Yeah. No, take him to. Denny's. Take him to Denny's. I promise. Denny's you will not be [ __ ] your. Waffle House. That would never happen. Waffle House. Denny's. IHOP. That's. where it's happen. Waffle House. It. wouldn't happen. Let us know if there's. a second date. But on the second date or. like third date, be like, "Hey, really. funny story." And I feel like he'd. really [ __ ] with that. He'd be like, "Oh, this [ __ ] is funny as fuck." This. is a IHOP story. Yeah. No, send this to. IHOP. Send this to They should sponsor. Yo. All right. Bummer. It's an honor. I.
love that. I love that. We could have. got you a sponsorship. The new pancakes [ __ ] style. No, that's. so imagine like I would be so happy if a. guys like on our first date I [ __ ]. myself cuz I was so nervous. I'd be like. a perfect should. All right. Wow. Should. tell him. Okay. My ex has dated three girls, including. me, with the same name. Oh, hell no. And. he can't pick which one he wants. Oh, hell no. And yeah, that's it. That's a.
[ __ ] guys's podcast. No, I watch it. every single time you guys release it. Also, you guys are doing so amazing. Thank you. Wait, I love you. Wait, I. love you, but leave him. Please like get. the You're Wait, she says his ex. Her ex. stay so away from him. He can't pick. which one he wants and they all have the. same name. That is like That's weird. That's a kink. I don't think that's a. coincidence. He has like a name kink. That is so weird. Yeah, I could never. date somebody with the same name. Like,
I'm never [ __ ] another like Andrew. Like, there's no way. So, now we know. that you've hooked up with the Andrew. Cool. Yeah, we learned something new. every day. Every day. Hey, shout out to. you. Yeah, stay away from him. So far. away. That's weird. Could you like date. somebody with the same name? No. Oh, no. And I just realized now I'm. [ __ ] pissed. What? I just realized. Well, uh, yeah, next caller. J, you're.
on timeout. I could potentially Yeah, potentially if if Okay, look. If two. people have I'm not going out of my All. right, I'm not going out of my way to. like make sure that two people have the. same name. But if they do, I'm not going. to be like, "Oh, that's a red flag. I'm. not going to do that." Can I say it. might make it easier cuz I commonly call. people the wrong name. Like I called. Saturn the wrong name last week. M I. remember. Yeah. And it we were actually.
I was there. It was when we were hanging. out. Wait, I did that while we were. hanging out. And he got pissed. I did it. again. Yeah. Yeah. He just sat there. He. was like, "Cool. Word." Wait, I didn't. know I did it when we were hanging out. He was like, "Word, I get it." And just. sat there. And then 5 minutes later, he. was chilling. Oh yeah, guys. We all hung. out. We all went out for like a whole. day. That was a That was a little bit It. got a little crazy, but in a right I. feel like we're closer than discussing. things on the I'm so sad. That was a. crazy. That was the best night of my. life. I can't It took me two days. I. think I got sick from that night. Like.
actually like we started out at B-Dubz. ended and it you started at B-Dubz, you. end you know you and we we met at BDubs. at 1 p.m. I did not go home tomorrow. I. wish I could just say like what I want. to say. I know. I was People would die. laughing. That would have been a crazy. clip right there if I was just like. started at B-Dubz ended. at the strip club pretty much. That's. that's like I'm just taking my guess. Pretty much basically kind of same.
thing. Way worse. No. Yeah. Leave him. Do not go back to him. That is freaky. Stay away. Run. Shoot him. Shoot him. Sorry. No, don't. Uh oh. Okay. I um I door dash door dash what? Food to. my neighbors houses. Dildos, did you. say? And I also Denny's or dildos. vibrators and [ __ ] to senior homes. when I was drunk with my friend. Okay,
thank you. Bye. That is so iconic. She. She door dashed her neighbor a dildo and. then door dashes vibrators to senior. homes. I'm so confused. No, that's. iconic cuz you know like the grandmas in. there are not busting a nut. Like they. need that bullet from Target. Busting. They need that [ __ ] bullet toy from. Target to bust it in their neighbor. That is so Yes, they do. If I think. they're happy playing checkers. No, if. I'm 80, I'm still wanting to bust a nut. before I go to bed. That's like maybe. you, Kayla. But like I think they're.
very content drinking tea and playing. checkers. My I can't say that. I was. going to say something. I know older. women who also can't say that. I just. I can't say anything. I got to say. something. Okay. Well, a lot of grandmas. like to get freaky. I feel really. So. that's why they drink because they're. not getting freaky. Is this a conspiracy that she just. crafted? I think grandmas are You always. see a grandma with a sippy cup full of. that lean and it's cuz they're not.
getting the. D up. Yeah. Look at this. Because. they're they need to bust a nut. Wait, is there a age where you stop having. sex? I mean, your dick can't get hard at. a certain point. Really? Yeah. That's. why old men take Viagra. But then can't you just take Viagra and. then you're good? Yeah, but then it's. still hard, you know? Oh, still hard. But wouldn't you still. want to bust it out at 80? Yes, probably. Thank you. That's what I'm. saying. Like I could imagine, but I. could also see myself in at 80 years old.
in so much physical pain. But like that, we're still doing this podcast. We're. like, I got grandkids. My [ __ ] legs. hurt. I don't want to bust a nut. I feel. like the no more nut busting for me. The. tickler from Spencer's at 80 years old. would like actually send you to heaven, you know, at that age. It's like I don't. even know if Okay, but anyways, I think. this is iconic. I might step into this. realm. This is really funny. Start just. contributing to the elderly homes. Yeah. I'm like sending some vibrators their.
way. Some boxes that are slowly moving. Yeah, it's like vibrating steps. You put. them inside and they just make their way. to the room. I [ __ ] love that. Malfunctioning. Some monster [ __ ]. across the checker floor. Just a box. vibrating. Just 50 dildos that she sent. I don't want to picture this. Sounds. like that sounds like a nightmare. Um, all right. Let's uh I like that. Hey. guys, first of all, I'm so [ __ ] proud. of you guys. But this is information.
that I need to know. There is a laugh in. the back of your guys episodes. And I. know this laugh. I know it is Jack from. Stiff. Socks. Please confirm or deny this. Thank you. Is this true? Wait, is this. true, Richie? Well, it's not me. I got. to say it's John [ __ ] na over here. The absolute legend. Oh my god. I do. work on stiff socks. Oh, he does. He's our tech master over here. He's. running all our cameras, the whole.
studio. So, we can confirm this. It's. John. Yes. It's not Jack. It's John. It's John. John [ __ ] But you are. right. He does work on Stiff Socks. Wow. Wow. You could recognize a laugh. That's. impressive. They're like FBI agents. Yeah. That's crazy. That's crazy. I love. that. That was really cool. We can. confirm. We can confirm your theories. But it's John. Not Jack. John. John. Jack. Jack. Clock it. Similar. Wow, that's really impressive. Uhoh, this one's gonna This is a lot of.
text. So, my freshman year of college, my roommate threatened to put the trash. that she didn't want to take out on my. bed. So, I took it upon myself to go. into her room or our room cuz we shared. the room. And I decided to put her. toothbrush in the toilet and I decided. to put her hairbrush in the toilet, too. And my other roommate farted on her. pillow. And then she My other roommate. also grabbed her candy and put it in her. mouth and then put it back in the bag.
Oh, nice. Honestly, honestly, if you. threaten me with some [ __ ] like that, I'm doing the same thing. Like you want. to put trash on my bed, I'm going to. like actually like I'm going to put you. in a trash bag and cuz it was the trash. that her friend didn't want to take out. Yeah. Like go [ __ ] yourself. Grow up, you know? Seriously, grow up. I I'm. petty as I've done some petty [ __ ] That. is something I would do. One time there. was a music producer that me and my. friend didn't with and we wiped our ass. cheeks all over his studio. Dead ass. Yeah. Wait, what's like the pettiest.
[ __ ] Like literally all over his. keyboards, everything. Wait, that's. iconic. Like we both were like he. started doing it. I was like, "Fuck it. Let's do it." Wait, what's the pettiest. [ __ ] you've ever done? Is it that? That. might be. Yeah, I haven't done it since. You know, one time there was this girl. whoing hated me and she called me. So, I. was dating this guy Braden at the time. and she would always call me Braden's. puppy dog and it was like this whole. thing and it was soing annoying. So, one. day I go to the state fair and I see. that they're doing dog tag engravings, okay? And this girl is friends with this.
other girl. They both hate me, okay? So, I'm like, I'm about to stir some [ __ ]. up. I get a dog tag with her name. We'll. call her Lauren. So, I get Lauren on the. front and then her boyfriend's name on. the back and then I make one for myself. Says Kayla and then my boyfriend's phone. number on the back. I throw it in her. front yard. She texts me being like, "What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? I'm. going to beat your ass." like d and I'm. like no girl I got the same one. So then. I made her think it was her best friend. and destroyed their like 5year. friendship. Wow. Was a power move. It. was a power move. I felt like that. [ __ ] Borderline evil kind of a power. move. She was but she was like 25 trying.
to fight me when I was 16 and like she. was like 25. I was like 16. So I was. like [ __ ] you. That's weird. Yeah it was. weird. But yeah that's like the same. [ __ ] I feel. I [ __ ] with honestly. Yeah. I feel like you know we've all been. there. I would have taken that trash bag. and just dumped it all over that girl's. room. That's about it. What would you. have done, Jacob? If Okay, if my. roommate was going to put the trash that. they didn't want to take out on my. bed, I'd probably just move out. You're.
mature. Like genuinely, that's where my. head goes. It's like avoid conflict. I'm. like, never mind. Yeah, I would do the. same. That's I would literally just move. out. I would But like think you're in a. college dorm. You can't just like. change, right? Okay. Okay. In this. situation, I would destroy the whole. room. You know what I'm going to do? I'm. calling the dean. I'm saying that she's. like threatening to like shoot me or. something. I'm getting her expelled. I'm not I'm not doing that. I don't know. why I said that. I don't I'm not calling.
a dean. I'm I'm minding my business. Yeah. I would just like pour a little. bit of trash or maybe put like lighter. fluid on her bed. Maybe like dip like a. wrapper in [ __ ] and then put it under. her pillow. Super thin. Ooh. So, she's. like, so it's just a thin layer of paper. next to her pillow. So, she just has to. smell [ __ ] That's Lancaster. What does. that mean? I don't know. It's a new word. I made up. Wow. Um, no, but I think this. is justified. 100% justified. Lancaster. as [ __ ] I don't know what that means. I.
don't either. Lancaster. It's a word I. made up. That's a That's a place in. California. So, Lancaster. It's in the. UK, right? Like a city. Lancaster. Oh, it is okay. Very British, right? Very Lancaster. Very proper. So Lancaster. So Lancaster. See, how are. you using it? Like what's your. definition? Like that's so Lancaster.
That's not a definition. Like I guess now that I know it's a. place in London, like that's so diva. That's so proper, you know? That's so. [ __ ] Lancaster. That might be a new. thing. Can we start that? Can we start. saying this on the pod? We should just. make t-shirts that say Lancaster. That's. Yeah, Lancaster. That's That's the. merch. That's fire. That's so Lancaster. That's so Lancaster. So [ __ ]. Lancaster. People in Lancaster right now. are just watching. Oh, they're pissed. Oh, let's go. Holy [ __ ] We're on the.
map. Holy [ __ ] Woo. Woo. We made it, mama. They don't even know if they have. technology there. Look at that picture. God, they're in the medieval times. That. is so medieval. That's Lancaster. That. is God damn. That's so Lancaster. See, like kind of [ __ ] When we go to. Chili's, we'll be like, "Oh my god, this. this Can I get the Lancaster? Can I get the Lancaster margarita, please?" Like, no, girl. Can I get the. Lion Land?
Oh, I don't know where the [ __ ] we're. going with this. I feel physically ill. Um, earlier this morning, this morning I. woke up and I was like, I can't film the. podcast. I would have 100%. I was like. deathly ill this morning. You know what. I did? Steaming hot shower. I did breath. work. Wimhof. and my immune system stronger than ever. Um, I feel great. I might have to take a. cold shower or something. Just keep the. body alive. But I feel great now. I. don't sound stuffed. Yeah, you sound.
good. Oh my god. You know, I started my. period yesterday and I was like like I. felt sick and I was just being really. mad. I was so mad. I don't know. So, I. feel like I still have that on. That's. why I don't know where I'm going with. this. I have a really bad UTI right now. Oh, I have to pee every 5 seconds. And. don't tell Evan that's an STD. It hurts. really badly. Well, you won't be able to. tell Evan. He's behind bars. Well, oh my. god. Speaking of that, he called into. aing podcast. Did you hear about that? Mm- Evan collect called podcast. What.
does that mean? Like like he did one of. these call-ins for another podcast. Yeah, but like collect called like when. you're in jail, you have to pay to talk. to people on the phone. Like it cost. money. So he collect called a podcast. and went on the [ __ ] podcast and I. kind of want to talk about this more. next episode. Is this the video? How's. everything going? Going pretty good, man. How about you? Pretty good. How's. it feel freezing? Honestly, dude, I came. in here expecting it to be a lot worse, but so far so good, man. How long have. you been in that? Uh right now we're. going on about two weeks. We're at like.
a week and a half right now. I got a. long way to go though, man. Long way. So. uh obviously social media has been. buzzing and talking about everything. going on. Yeah. Uh what do you have to. like these allegations? Uh is there any. merit to these? Is it publicity? What's. going on? We got to be more specific on. which allegations. There's multiple. going at me at one time, man. It's a lot. a lot going on and it's just it's just. I'm a punching bag at the end of the day. right now. Let's address the one that. I'm a punching bag at the end of the.
day. Number one, that is insane. Just. hear it's chilling almost. It's like so. his voice hearing his voice in a jail. cell. And can I say how [ __ ] pathetic. you have to be as a person to be sitting. in jail for domestic violence for a year. and a half and to think that you are so. badass and cool that you collect call. This is a collect call from Sumar County. Jail. Hello, my name is Evan [ __ ]. Johnson. And then to go on a podcast and. basically what he says is that he's a. punching bag and it's so easy to talk. [ __ ] about him on the internet. And the.
reason James Charles said he doesn't. [ __ ] with Evan Johnson is because it's. so easy to hate on me. And he basically. says that like um everything that I said. was 30% truth, 70% exaggeration because. I've been doing this for four years and. I'm a master manipulator. and that he. only pled. guilty because he said that her his. probation would not allow him trial. Me, Emma, my dad, and three other people sat. in that f first off, your right as a. human in this country is the right of.
trial. I sat there and the the judge. goes, "By pleading guilty to this. charge, you are waving your right of. trial. Are you okay with that?" He goes, "Yes, your honor." Like, what the are. you talking about? He basically says. he's not guilty. It was all a lie. as. he's sitting in a jail cell. I could go crazy on this subject and I'm. not even going to. And then he says, "I. manipulated the whole thing because I'm. like a professional manipulator." And. yeah, I mean, I agree with this comment. that says allegation in quotes as you. sit in a jail that like you plead. guilty, you dumbass [ __ ] And.
then he's like, "My family's so tired of. it. She won't stop." Like, shut the up. She's giving pick me, choose me. Yeah. It's not an allegation when you pled. guilty like right. fact. It's not an allegation when. there's a video of you like I don't even. think it's Don't even Hey, I think we. just don't even give him. Isn't that. crazy though? Isn't that crazy? That's actually crazy. Like moving. forward if he's doing more interviews. like this just I wonder I I really do. want cuz Trisha just made a video about.
it. I really do wonder if like he'll try. to get on more podcasts and like also. [ __ ] the podcast. Podcast who's willing. to whoever that guy is who was willing. to take his call from jail and really. hear his side and try to do this. Weird. as you're so weird like he lives in. Nashville, I'm pretty sure. Like they. know each other. It's literally a no. one. Okay, so it's basically like from. home and they recorded the phone call. and put it on. This guy's just totally. doing it for clout, but it's like up. clout. Like I don't even understand. It's like, you don't even want that,
[ __ ] Kayla sent me it and I was like. looking into it. Apparently, the guy. that's doing the interview is actually, and I could be wrong, like allegedly in. jail with him for stealing like three. boats or something. It's a jail podcast. So, like I think they're I think they're. both just Yeah, I think they're just. both grasping at straws like behind bars. trying to like make something of their. situation like period pop off. I guess. not at all. But like that's what I. gathered from that. They're about to. launch a new podcast, right? Their main.
guest they're trying to get is like. Diddy. Oh my god. It's him. Wait, blurt the. name. I'm going to say it's him, Diddy, and just like all in a cell, just. chilling like talking [ __ ]. What the Yes. Isn't that crazy though? God damn. I love how like he he can't. see this and I just like talk. [ __ ] you, Evan Johnson. You [ __ ] you. You I can. say what I want now. Yeah. You dude you. Thanks, Jacob. Seriously? No, it's insane. I don't even. think part of me is just like, damn, now.
we're giving this attention. I I gave it. attention, but I just like [ __ ] it. I. mean, it's ridiculous. Yeah, it's just. like it's just like so insane to me. Like, I I wanted to talk about it cuz. it's just like insane, you know? It's. insane. Why even hear his side out? Dude. plead guilty. Why even try Why even go. on a podcast as you're sitting in a jail. cell to say, "No, I'm innocent." Yeah. Like it's like you're facing 25 years of. life. When the judge was in front of. him, he said guilty. And then he was. stuttering. Now he's like literally like. behind bars like really like all right.
I'm gonna just like tell my side. He was. in the courtroom alone doing this with. his head and goes, "Yes, your honor.". Like stuttering and now you're like all. big and bad in your [ __ ]. cell. Bro is sitting there like mean. mogging both of us. like the whole time. Homie was like. actually like punching himself in the. face. He was He was pulling a Oh god. Somebody is literally You've seen that.
like Yeah. Somebody's posting on us and. they're probably making bank. Like if I. was just somebody viewing this, I'd be. like, "What is that posting?" Yeah. Yo, it's definitely getting views because of. And they're making it look so real, but. it was funny as [ __ ] I I don't watch it. every day, but if it pops up on my. discover, I'll like watch it and be. like, "What the [ __ ] is what are they. posting?" And um somebody commented. being like, "If this is really you, post. the date and time." And they took a. picture of a phone that was like just a. phone with the date and time. Like it's. not Evan. Like Evan's not out of jail. Somebody is posting for him. And like.
how dumb do you have to be to think that. people are going to think like he's out. of jail. Like I saw a story of him like. fishing or something and I was like what. is this about? It did look like him. I. was like why is he just It triggers me. so much cuz like the first day I was. like is he actually out of jail? And. thening um what's that one news uh. public or whatever publicity whatever I. don't know they made like a news article. being like he's out of jail facing no. time and I was like what the. it's so triggering [ __ ] y'all. God damn. Anyways, wow. Uh well um it was a great.
episode until we get on that subject. then I feel like everyone can just feel. the energy just like I know what I feel. bad into like a dark bad but it's always. on my mind and that's what I'm like gh I. don't want to talk about it all the time. but it's like I to me it just happened. even but that's valid. I had heard about. this like I heard of. this everybody else's [ __ ] happened two. months ago to me it happened yesterday. so it's like hard to just like for like. I don't know like log out of that. mindset but yeah I don't know. Wow. Well, [ __ ] Anyways, what a way to end.
it. Everybody at home, um, we're going. to Chili's. We're going to Chili's now. Chili. We love you guys so much. We love. you guys. Thank you seriously for. watching this podcast, listening to us. talk. Um, please subscribe. Um, and. yeah, we freaking love you. We love you. guys. We're glad to be back. Emma's. back. Emma's back in full effect. Um, let Oh my god. By the time you guys are. watching this, I will be going to the. cancelled podcast. Kayla's going on the.
cancelled podcast. I'm soing excited. I. I'm like actually geeked. You think. there will be some tea spilled? I'm. going to talk if they ask me like. They're going to They're going to No. If. they ask me what's an influencer you. hate, I would be like, "Don't bleep it.". Like, I'm going to talk so much [ __ ]. I'm not going to hide anything. I'm. going to talk the most [ __ ] I don't. give a [ __ ] Love that. I love them. All. right. Well, we love you guys. Love you. guys. Thank you so much. Hanging out. Oh, Jacob, that was really weird. That was gross. No, I'll do it with you.
Honestly, I'm sorry. That was rude. I'm. sorry. I'm kind of I'm kind of like. booing right now. Okay, let's do it. again, Jacob. Just do it again. Bang it. out. Ready? Bang it out. Bang it out. Here you go. Okay. Hello. All right. Just cut to the ends. Banging out. You can wear my. sweatshirt and you can tell your friends. we'll be together till the end. Girl, you can wear my.
sweatshirt. Subscribe. Heaven.
