KAYLA'S 21st BIRTHDAY!!!! *GONE WRONG* | Ep #37 | Bangin' Out w/ Kayla Malecc & Jacob Sartorius

Richie, I was standing on a fire hydrant. and I GO, "I'M GONNA SHOOT EVERYBODY. Everybody's. dying." I get in the Uber and I go, "Uber, I have a gun. I'm going to kill. you." I'm This is not good. >> Kayla, you've already told this story. >> Not on the podcast. >> No, you just said it. >> Well, I'm telling Exactly. >> Tell us again, though. >> Banging out. Oh, what the to.

dear Ka. >> That's so nice. >> Happy birthday. to you. >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. >> I hope we get a million dollars. Yeah, that would be lit. >> Oh, WAIT. THAT'S SO NICE. WHAT the. >> Happy birthday. >> Happy birthday.

>> Are we filming? >> We're rolling. >> Oh, >> and I'm going to get us some plates and. cakes and stuff. >> Hell yeah. >> Oh my god. Is this cookie dough? >> YEAH. >> OH, Kayla's 20 one. You are. >> We about to take a shop. >> Yeah, I'm pouring up my shot. Yeah, we're going to get. >> Emma, you know what to do. >> Let's go. Oh, wait.

>> Well, Kayla, I have a I have a gift for. you. Um, >> what the. >> Jacob? What is that? >> He's suing you. You've been. >> Yeah, you've been served. >> No, I'm scared. I don't want to touch. it. No, it's just a spa day for you for. your birthday. >> Are you actually serious? Wait, that's. so Wait, are you serious? I'm actually. about to cry. >> It's like I think it's like a 95minute. massage and like uh like you have access. to the spa all day and stuff. >> A little mud bath.

>> Wait, that's so nice. Thank you. >> Of course. >> This is so sweet. What? >> I'm going to cry. That's so nice. >> Earlier today, I was like, I need a. printer. I was like because I was. wondering why because I just had a. digital like um thing. So, but now. that's like a physical one that you can. use and I can do all that. >> Spa pass. I've always wanted to just. have like a spa day. >> Yeah, it'll just be like I think you can. do like one other thing like a facial or. something. >> In Woodland Hills.

>> It's like a really nice. >> Are you actually I was like wait Jacob. that's so nice. Thank you. >> Of course you can redeem it whenever. That's like they I could have picked a. day but I was like is there a way that. >> I like to just give it to her and she. could just use it whenever it works. I. think you just. >> is happy birthday twin. >> That's She was like do you wanted to say. anything? I was like happy birthday. twin. And on the phone she was like a. that's so sweet. >> A that's like the nicest.

>> But yeah I I tried to get you Lady Gaga. tickets for February. >> What the [ __ ]. >> But but it was very difficult. Oh, so. this is already way more than you should. have done. This is. >> I was looking I was like, "Oh, it would. be fun." And then I was like, "That's. probably cool. >> This means a lot to me.". >> Yeah. Just like a full spa day. You. know, >> dude, last time I got a massage, the guy. was like rubbing my back and I kept. going like cuz like I can't help it. And. he was like, "Calm down. >> Calm it down.". >> I was like, "I am." And he would touch. me. So then he realized the only thing.

he could touch without me flinching is. my arms. And he just stayed on my arms. the whole time. >> Yeah. Can I just get my arms massaged? >> I was like, bro, that just skipped the. back. >> Wait, thank you, Jacob. That's really. nice. >> Of course. Yeah, >> I'm so excited. >> It looks like a nice spot. So, >> damn. I can't believe you got it in. Woodland Hills. >> Yeah. Yeah. I I found like one of the. top spots. >> That's so sweet. >> I think you could just call them. I. don't know how that actually works. So, like that would work. Like you can.

redeem it whenever. They have your name. >> This is going to go crazy. >> Yeah, you can use it whenever. I think. for like a year or something. >> Well, bro, this is I'm about to be. drinking. >> Yeah, I know. That'll be great for like. recovery. >> We taking those shots. >> Yeah, honestly, you guys should do that. We can't say that. >> But everyone will know what's happening. Cheers, guys. >> Cheers. And here's to me being 21. And. um. >> if y'all ever wonder what IT. >> Y'ALL CAN'T CALL, I CAN FIGHT THE. BOUNCER FOR REAL NOW. >> CHEERS. CHEERS, GUYS. >> YEAH, JACOB, take that shot. >> This is what?

>> Tequila. It's tequila. Yeah. >> Oh, seriously? >> It's water. >> I know. It's tequila. >> It is. >> [ __ ]. >> No. >> Oh, you know what? I'm feeling so crazy. right now. >> He's about to get us. >> Uh oh. >> Oh, >> mess on. Happy birthday. >> Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. >> That was so antilimatic. like that. >> I think I BROKE MY NOSE. BRO, I have my.

nose pierced. >> Jacob, your nose piercing is fine. I. promise you that. >> No, it's your No, he's going to explode. >> How bad is it? >> How bad is it? >> Jacob, you're bleeding everywhere. >> All right, guys. So imagine you like. actually. So the first fake ID that I. ever got, I was. 18, my first time coming to LA. And this. girl who worked at a restaurant came up. to me, knew me for social media. And she. was like, "Do you want to get any drinks.

tonight?" And I was like, "Sorry, I'm. 18." And she goes, "Well, do you have a. fake?" And I was like, "No, I've never. had one of those." She opens her wallet. She's like on the job. Opens up her. wallet, grabs out this ID, and goes, "You can have mine. I just turned 21.". gives me her fake ID as she's serving. our table. And I the name on this ID was. not me, but she was a blonde girl that. kind of looked like me. And so like for. the past what is that 3 years, this. girl's name has been like a joke within. us of like grab out the bleep this the. like that was her name. >> Uhhuh.

>> And so that was my first one. And then I. had that forever. It didn't scan. The ID. was actually peeling. I didn't know the. birthday. I would give it to bouncers. The barcode on the back was like worn. out. You couldn't see the barcode. The. ID was literally peeling and felt like. paper, but I was I got into everywhere. with it. Okay, but then Miami happened. So, I had that ID for about 2 years. This year, I turned 20. And at this. point, I have five fake IDs. I have the. first one I got. I have a second one,

which is not me, but a real ID. A third. one, which is not me, but a real ID. The. fourth one is an ID that I got scammed. for. I spent $400 on a fake ID that was. not me. >> Uhhuh. And then the fifth one was. another ID that wasn't me, but it was. real. We go to Miami. and we go to Club Space and um. I I give the extra fake IDs I have to my. friends who aren't 21 and I have my fake. ID that I spent $400 on. We all go up to. the bouncer. >> $400? Is that how expensive they are?

>> No, they're not that expensive. I was. scammed. >> Oh, wow. >> Um so I um we give them to the bouncer. at Club Space. She takes all of them, puts them in her pocket, and goes, "You. can leave." I go, "Bitch, that's $1,000. worth of fake IDs." And Emma goes up to. her and is like, "Bro, we'll pay you. $500. Just give it back to us cuz we're. in Miami. We need a [ __ ] fake ID.". She refuses. So, I lost all five of my. fake IDs on the same night. In that same. trip, I lost my passport. All my fake ID. is gone. So, then I went online through. a friend and I bought four more fake IDs.

for $200 that same my name on it. And. they are me and it is from the state of. Georgia. I have used them up until this. day and I have one left and I'm going to. put that in a frame. >> So, you're confessing to that? >> I absolutely arrest me, please. >> Ooh, arrest me, daddy. >> That was me literally. >> That's Kayla Mclo. >> I literally went to um Walgreens. I got. passport photos taken, sent them to the. fake ID guy, and they looked really. good. But surprisingly, the ID that has.

my face on it and my name on it has. gotten denied more than the one that was. peeling and wasn't even me. >> Really? >> I get denied from everywhere. I We went. to out on Halloween and the bouncer at. um Barless I gave him my ID and he was. like we he takes RDS and he's like, "Okay, go on in." He stops us. He goes, "I know they're fake. You owe us 50. bucks each.". >> Really? >> Yeah. He goes, "I know they're fake. I'm. not going to fight you for it, but like. 50 bucks each." So I I had to cash app. him. And then that night I fought the. bouncer because I was just feeling so. big and bad. >> How many times do you think you've drank.

underage? >> Well over a hundred times. I've been. every single. >> Well over I thought the number was going. to be like a thousand. >> Well, yeah. I mean, I've dranken. underage while I do not promote, but um. I I I I started living I. >> Good. You put that in there. >> I've started going to LA since I was 18. years old. All these events you get. invited to are 21 plus. You need a fake. ID for that [ __ ] I just I don't I don't. care. You know, >> you would think the events would know. that you're not because you're like they. could Google you.

>> I know. That was like my my big fear. Like uh for instance, I went to the. Sabrina Carpenter concert. >> Yeah. >> And I'd walk over to the bar and I would. just get [ __ ] drinks and then like. chug them and come back cuz like. everybody But it's so I've lied to. people that I'm actually like friends. with in public. Oh, how old are you? And. I'll be like. >> 21. 23. 21. >> Uh 23 is more believable. I think if you. say 21, it's kind of sus. >> Kind of sounds fake. Do you have. anything you're looking forward to? >> I'm looking forward to um doing things.

legally, but I'm also not cuz I'm I'm. going to miss the thrill, but I I'm. going to enjoy like not having the. anxiety, you know, to be able to go to. Miami and be like. >> to Door Dash. I'm banned on Door Dash. and um Uber Eats. >> So, you could use. >> Postmates maybe. Yeah, I'm I'm banned. for order. use a real ID. >> Yeah, I've used my fake one too much. But I mean, y'all judge me. >> No, I don't think anyone should. >> Don't hit a play game. >> For real, >> guys. I'm so happy to be 21 right now.

And um. >> guys, I started social. This is nothing. compared to Jacob, honestly, at all. This is why I commend you a lot for. this, but I did start social media when. I was 16. So, it's crazy to be 21 now. I. really grew up from a driver's license. to a use my real ID. >> You have the same birthday as Alabama. Barker? >> I do. We are one year apart. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's why they. >> Damn. >> Wait, is this December birthdays?

>> Yeah, this is December. This is your. exact day. >> Madison, >> you're the. >> Who are these people above me? Why am I. so low? >> I forget. >> No way. You have the same birthday as. Mark Valley. >> Who's that? >> Literally such an icon. Who is Mark Valley? >> You know Mark Valley, dude, he's in like. everything. >> Richie, you're just [ __ ] trolling. >> You know, one thing I found out that was. crazy. >> Richie doesn't even know who that is, by. the way. But what. >> about famous birthdays? I found this out. 2 years ago when I was first signed to a. management and I was like I it was like.

first time like knowing all this [ __ ]. >> Famous birthdays is more than like what. we think it is. And basically brands go. on there and see like the top rated. people. >> and that's who they give brand deals to. They use famous birthdays and their. statistics and their data to give brand. deals. Neither do I. >> I'm pretty high up there. >> Yeah. Wait, >> I used to be number one on famous. birthdays. >> That's such a flex, actually. Wait, what. what number are you? >> Probably 100 million.

>> 600. >> 604. Wait, what's mine? Mine's probably. like 2,500. >> Damn, that's so [ __ ] sad. I'm washed. >> I'm 800. Oh god. >> I'm washed, man. I should just hang it. up. >> I used to be like 300. I was one at one. point. >> You know, last year I was number one for. December. I was like right next to. Alabama and now I'm I'm seven for. December. >> Oh, but see, yours is climbing and. mine's going down. >> I don't think that's true. >> It is. I was one at one point.

>> But that's 610. Can you believe though that. >> god damn famous birthdays. >> you could be way lower for having Jacob. >> thanks you know like you should be way. >> no I never said that you have been on. social media for over 10 years Jacob and. you are still under a thousand on that. insane you are still relevant how the. [ __ ] does one do such a thing like.

that's. >> Thanks. >> you're welcome hype Oh, thank you, man. So, what do you have planned this year? What's going on in your world this year, Kayla? Now that you're 21, I feel like. you can do anything. Are you going to. gamble? >> I'm going to gamble. I'm going to. >> You're going to buy a ton of lottery. tickets, or can you already do that at. 18? >> Um, I'm Yeah, I can tell 18. I'm going. to I want to start posting on YouTube, doing like funny little drunk videos, ghost hunting, I think, would be fun. I. want to start streaming maybe, possibly.

Um. >> I. I don't know. >> I think when you're 21, you can like um. >> You can online game. >> I can. >> Yeah. You want to online gamble right. now? >> Wait, you can sports bet, right? >> Can I? >> Yeah. >> How How do you. >> Oh my god. No, cuz I'm waiting to gamble. for the first time in Vegas when we go. next week and I'm putting 2100 on red. >> No way. >> I swear to God. >> And what are you going to do when you. win? So, if I win, I'm pocketing the.

2100 and using the rest to gamble for. the rest of the night, >> and it would basically be free. >> I'm just done. I'm done gambling. It. ruins it for me. >> So, okay, that's actually a smart move. So, regardless, you break even. regardless. If then you'll have 20 if. you win that first one, you just have. 2100 to gamble with. Yeah. >> Why? Oh, cuz 21. >> 21 I was going to do 21,000, but I was. like, that's [ __ ] stupid. So, 2100. >> Hell yeah. That's actually a good game. plan. >> Isn't that fun? Vegas on New Year's. My. first time gambling. I go to the.

roulette high table and I go put 2100 on. red. If I lose, I'm done gambling. I'm. going to save money that way. And if I. win, that's profit to gamble with. >> That's genius. >> I'm excited. It's. >> When I turned 21, I went to Vegas and I. lost 20,000. So, >> no, you didn't. >> Yeah. I flew out. >> You put 20,000. >> friends and we went to the casino and I. I was like, "Okay, I'm just going to. gamble with five grand." Lost it all. first day. Lost it. came back up to the. room and had no money. Then I was like,

you know what? >> Everyone quits before their win. >> Oh god, that's horrible. That's. horrible, bro. Absolutely horrible. >> And that's how you went from your money. right away. >> Every every winner, >> every every. >> every loser right before their win. >> That's right before their biggest win. >> Look what's getting We're playing beer. ball. >> This is the best birthday ever. >> Yes. >> Let's go. >> Wait, I have a question, Jacob. >> Uhhuh. So you you just kept gambling. after that like. >> Yeah.

>> until it reached 20. >> Okay. So okay, I'm being a little. dramatic. I kind of just upped the. number to sound cool. >> I'm not going to lie. >> Why did I come back and like I lost. $100,000. >> Okay. I realistically I lost like I did. lose the five grand right away, but then. I lost uh probably another five and then. I the flights and the hotels and. everything over 20 vans. >> Um it was a great 21st. That's how much. I'm expecting to spend in Vegas. >> Yeah, that's the whole thing. The whole.

thing was 20, including losing 10. >> If I lose, I will myself. I'm joking. That was a bad joke. I'm sorry. I will. just be very upset. >> And you're going on a private jet. >> First time. >> That's lit. I've never been on a private. jet. >> Come on. The private jet. >> When are When are we going? Next week. >> This? Yeah. Next week. The 29th. >> Ooh. I'm down. >> Yeah. We're taking a PJ. I'm lit. I'm. looking into it right now. >> Can I go? >> Yeah. >> Can I come? >> Yes. >> Am I Am I invited?

>> Yes. I told you you were. We're taking a. private jet to Vegas. We're staying on. the strip and we're gambling. >> Hell yeah. >> That sounds like a terrible idea. >> We're just going to lose so much money. They in Vegas, they're like. professionals at taking your money. >> Well, you know what? If I lose, I lose. I've been to Vegas. >> So, Oh, it's four. It's like Yeah. >> We're going to be there for 4 days. Four days. No, not I think three. Three. Three. >> Oh, that's a long time in Vegas. Three. Three. That's like That's like three. months. >> No, no, no. We're flying down on the.

>> days a month. We're flying down on the. 30th. We're flying down on the 30th. Then the 31st first and we fly back the. second morning of the 2nd. So, three. days. >> I might not be a good person to go on. this trip. >> Why? >> Because if I lose money the first day, I'm not going to have fun. >> Jacob, >> I'm going to be I'm literally. >> Then don't gamble till New Year's. I'm. not gambling till New Year's. >> on the last night. No, on the second. night. Like I guess the first full. night. Yeah. >> Oh, so. >> cuz we get there the 30th. The 31st is.

New Year's Eve. >> An amount that wouldn't make you upset. if you lose. >> Any amount makes me upset if I lose. >> Jacob, then just wait till the roulette. table. Put some money down with me on. the roulette and we'll see if we win on. on New Year. >> Yeah, I'll match your bet. >> Okay. >> Start the year off either really good or. in debt. banging out. >> Every December, I promise I'm going to. stay on top of my routine. And then. suddenly, I'm traveling. I'm at three. different family dinners, and my. nutrition plans fall apart. But this. year, shockingly, Hule is the reason I'm.

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>> Holy [ __ ] I'm being gayed by Jacob. Storius. >> Red or black? >> Black. >> Nope. >> This is going to end bad. >> Okay, go. >> All right. Red or black? >> Red. >> Okay. Higher or lower? >> Higher. >> Okay. In between or outside these. numbers? >> Outside. >> Okay. Okay. Now, okay. How I was playing. it yesterday. Now you have to guess what. what symbol it's going to be. >> and then you unlock this level.

>> So what are the what are the um options? >> It's like spade. What is it? Spades, clubs, diamonds, or hearts? >> Yeah. >> What's that one? >> These are diamonds. >> Diamond. >> Uh. >> no, no, no. I said spade. I said spade. >> No, now you have to. >> Okay. Okay. I got. >> That's actually clubs. >> You were doing this all night last. night. You have fun doing this. >> Yeah, dealing. >> Oh, I love Jacob. That's so funny. >> All right. Red or black? >> Black. >> Okay. Higher or lower? I've gotten that. every time. Um, >> lower. >> Okay. In between or outside these.

numbers. >> Outside. >> Ah, bummer. >> Wait, that's outside. >> That's inside. 7 8 9 Wait, Jacob, I want. to beat this level. >> Yeah. No, once you beat the level, you. don't go back. So then it's easy once. you get through the first one. >> All right, let's go. >> Red or black? >> Red. >> Okay. Higher or lower? >> Lower. Ah, bummer. >> Oh, bummer. Take a drink, [ __ ]. >> Oh, bummer. All right. Red or black?

>> Red. >> Okay. Higher or lower? >> Lower, obviously. >> Oh, mama. >> Did you shuffle this deck, [ __ ]. >> Is it shuffle? >> Let's shuffle a little bit. >> What the [ __ ] Two queens is crazy. >> All right, we're going to shuffle. Okay. Okay. Okay. Red or black? >> Okay. >> Red. >> Bummer. >> Oh my GOD. OKAY. AGAIN. AGAIN. AGAIN. I'm pissed now. >> Red or black? >> I feel like this is bad. Like people are.

going to be like, "Jacob Sartori is. >> He's not crushing. I want to win this.". >> Red or black. >> Black. >> Oh, >> bummer. >> Bummer. Go. >> Red or black? >> Red. >> Okay. Higher or lower? >> Lower. Okay. In between or outside? >> In between. >> Technically, >> it is CUZ YOU COUNTED ME OUT LAST TIME. I said. >> I guess it is in between. Last time I. guess I didn't do that.

>> That's in between. >> Okay. What What symbol do you think the. next card is going to be? And then you. unlock this level. >> and you you don't go back. >> Okay. Game. >> Bro's the gamekeeper. >> What do you think this one is? Can you. tell me? >> No. >> Can I see it? >> No. It's diamonds, hearts, spades, or. clubs. >> Can I get two chances? >> No.

>> Spades. No. >> Clubs. Spades. Clubs. Clubs. Clubs. >> Bummer. >> I was going to say diamonds. I WAS GOING. TO SAY DIAMONDS. I said diamonds last. Okay. I need to get past this level or. I'm going to get pissed the [ __ ] off. >> So now I see why you're your little. buddy last night. Red or black? >> Red. >> Bummer. >> Okay, cool. All right, awesome. >> Yeah, it this game is tough. >> Okay, go. >> Red or black? >> Black. >> Okay. Higher or lower?

>> Higher, obviously. >> Okay. Yep. In between or outside? >> In between? Obviously. >> Yep. And then what symbol is it? Hearts, spades, clubs, or diamonds? >> A diamond. >> Oh, bummer. >> [ __ ]. HOW THE [ __ ] DO YOU GUESS THE goddamn. symbol? >> It's one of four. So like the chances. >> are 25%. >> Yeah. Wow. Good math. >> Well, it's not that hard. One out of. four is 25. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I don't know why I fact check that one. >> All right. I'm sorry. Sorry. >> Red or black? Red or black?

>> Red. >> Bummer. Drink. >> Okay. >> See, that's bad. The internet's going to. be like Jacob is pressuring K. >> I promise I don't do anything I don't. want to already do. >> Red or black? >> Red. Oh, bummer. Red or black? >> Black. >> Bummer. >> Okay, go. >> Red or black. Okay. Higher or lower? >> Higher, obviously. >> Okay. In between or outside? >> In between. >> Correct. All right. What symbol? Just. make it past this level. >> Jacob, I like am stressed out because it.

it could be anything. >> What symbol? >> Can you like mouth it to me? >> Nope. >> Please. >> Hearts club. >> It's my birthday. Can you mouth it to. me? It's my birthday. So, for my. birthday, all I want. >> That's the rules of the game. >> So, for my birthday, can you just. >> I'll give you a hint. I'll tell you one. that it's not. It's not hearts. It's either spades, diamonds, or clubs. >> Spades. Flip it over. >> I don't know what a spade looks like.

>> Correct. >> I knew it cuz YOU SAID IT FIRST. I KNEW. IT CUZ HE SAID IT FIRST. I USE. PSYCHOLOGY. >> OKAY. NOW, red or black? >> So, you don't have So, now you've locked. this in. Now, you're almost to the. pyramid. Like, okay, it's easy from here. pretty much. This is the hard. >> Red or black? Red. >> Correct. Higher or lower? >> Higher. >> Correct. In between or outside? >> Outside. >> Yeah. Wow. Okay. Now you just Now I. think it's just like one more. Um or no, it's two more time. Okay. Red or black?

Red or black. >> This is all unlocked. Like it can't go. back. >> Red or black? Yeah. >> Red. >> Correct. Higher or lower? Higher or. lower? >> Okay. Um, lower. >> Oh my [ __ ] ass. You have to redo it. You have to. >> Yeah. You know. >> Well, I mean, you don't have. >> I I do. It's It's the game that I agree. to that Jacob is not pressuring me into. And if you think that, you're [ __ ]. dumb. >> That just sounds even worse. >> No, because like why would people think. that? >> I don't know. The internet's weird. Red.

or black? >> Black. Correct. Higher or lower? >> Higher. >> Correct. Inside. Uh, in between or. outside those numbers between three. through eight or outside of that? >> Inside. >> Oh, bummer. >> [ __ ] Off saying bummer. >> All right. Ready? >> Mhm. >> Red or black? >> Red. >> Okay. Higher or lower? >> Lower. >> Ah.

>> Oh my god. >> Bummer. Lower. Bummer. Am I farther than um Homeboy got? >> No. No. I The other night like people. were playing till they would win and. they played so many games. They were. like, I want to win it fast. Like I want. to that and Yeah. >> All right. Red or black? >> Black. >> Higher or lower? >> Higher. >> Oh, bummer. >> Wait. What? Same. >> What? I I would have to say same. >> No, no, no. It's not higher than five. >> Oh my god.

>> It was the same card. Red or black? >> Red. Bummer. >> Okay, bread. Y. >> this game this game is crazy. >> Okay, higher or lower? >> No, it's the same number. >> Oh my god. Like, oh my god. Okay, red. >> Okay. High or lower? >> Lower. >> Bummer. Oh, actually, no. That is lower. That is lower. >> That is lower. Okay. Um. >> outside.

>> Yeah, that is okay. You unlock that. Now. it's just I think the last thing is just. red or black. >> Really? Okay. Easy. And it is going to. be black. >> Bummer. >> Black. >> Wait. Higher or lower? >> It's going to be the highest card. >> Oh, yeah. Lower. >> And you win, I think. Yeah. Four. Oh, maybe I did that wrong. Maybe this one. Oh, yeah. It's four. Three. Two. I don't. know. Something like that. >> I won though. That was fun. And that was.

the best. Thank you. Thank you, Jacob.

You know what? >> OH MY GOD. >> I mean, holy [ __ ] Is that Richie or. Steph Curry? Is that Richie or Steph. Curry? >> You know me, baby. >> Hey, and look, Jacob Santorini. Oh, >> the boys are back in town. The boys are. back in town. The boys are back in town. >> Don't do it to them, Kayla. Don't do it. to them. Don't do it to him. Hey, don't. do it to him. Don't do it to him. Hey,

don't do it to him. Don't do it. Don't. do it to him. YEAH, I RAN MY CAR RIGHT. INTO A BRIDGE. I killed a couple hundred. kids. Oh god. >> Higher or lower? >> What is that? A queen. >> 10. That queen. Yeah. >> Oh, lower. >> Mhm. >> Oh, bummer. >> What are the odds of that one? >> Everyone's going to ride the bus. >> Everybody's. >> Everybody's going to ride Jacob. >> We're all getting trained.

>> Jacob, we're all hopping on the train. >> Red or black? >> Everybody's hopping on the train. >> Ride the bus. Hop the train. I don't. know. Um, black. No. Yeah. Oh. Woo. >> High or lower? >> That's 10, right? >> Yeah. Or a king. It's higher than a 10. >> Lower. >> Okay. Do you think the next card's in. between? >> In between. >> In between three and a king or outside. of those numbers? I would say in between. probably.

>> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Okay. Now you have to guess. Is it going. to be hearts, clubs, spades, or. diamonds? >> That's what I [ __ ] up. >> Spades. No, I'm not. >> I hate to break it to you, but. >> you have to have him say one that it's. not. >> Oh. >> Oh, well, that's not really what's. supposed to happen. >> Okay. Well, >> but. >> bye, humbug. >> Red or black? >> Black. >> Bummer. >> Okay. >> Why am I DRINKING RIGHT NOW? RICHIE. RICHIE, IT'S YOUR TURN.

>> RICHIE. RICHIE, ride the bus. >> Get on the train. >> Hop on the train. Get train. There's. five guys behind you. >> Get trained. >> Oh, no. Guys sitting behind you. have a good time to get trained. >> My name is Jacob. I DRIVE A PICKUP. I'LL. BE [ __ ] HOES. I don't need my stick. up. I don't need Vicodin because my. [ __ ] is up in. Yeah, I be [ __ ] them. hoes. I don't know econom. talk to him, Kayla. >> God damn.

>> Julia, Sophie, all the girls. I want. them in my pants till the world get old. I want to give them kids. I want to. start a family. We won your tease. I'm. coming for your family. >> Whoa. >> Okay, that's going to get clipped and. I'm going to get cancelled. >> No, that's actually hilarious. >> Do you love Wendy RTS? >> Yes. >> Back here? >> Yes, I do. >> Wendy RT. Jacob wants to have your baby. be. >> Whoa. >> We need two on this team. RICHIE, JACOB,

ME, K. >> SO, EVERYBODY WANTS TO GO HOME ON MY. BIRTHDAY. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHERE ARE WE GOING? TO. the play. >> Nobody's going home. We just set our. pond. >> Can I sing you a song then, Richie? >> Yeah. >> My name is Richie. I get real stitchy. I. them hoes. They get real hitchy. I'm in. my two tow truck. I. >> Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. >> I was in it. I was in it. Where'd you. go? What happened? >> I was going I was okay. Blue moon. Yeah. I'm the shine. I'll be shing on them. [ __ ] all damn night. Yeah. I be.

[ __ ] them hoes, [ __ ] them [ __ ]. I passed around. I be giving them my. hitches. Yeah. In their ass all night. Yeah, I'll be [ __ ] them. Told her. anus ain't right. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be. [ __ ] them real hard. REAL HARD. CALL. ME JAMES CHARLES. WELL, >> I'm going to be called James Charles. Wait, no. No. I thought this was about. me. >> I'm sorry. >> What happened to that song? >> It took a turn. >> It took a turn. I don't do that stuff. >> Wait, you you freestyle. >> Um, okay. Hey,

back on the Banging Out podcast. We like. to What rhymes with podcast? I'm not. good at rhyming. Hang on. You got it. >> I'm not a good I'm not lyrical. >> So, you just shuffled this deck of. cards. >> I did. >> Say your name to the camera. >> Um. Uh. Kaka. >> Okay. Well, Kaka. Um, pick a card. Tell. me when to stop. >> Stop. >> Okay. Grab that. Grab any card you want. Okay. Now, look. Now, I want you. >> He's going to be really. >> I want you to tell me. Now, I want you. to tell me when to stop.

>> Stop. >> Okay. I want you to put your card right. in there where you uh Okay. So, I'm. going to go through these cards. I'm. going to shuffle them here. Look, I'll. break it into I'll break it into three. different sections. Put them on top of each other. >> No, no, no. Like, pick up a pile and. stack it however you want. >> And I'm going to go through. >> Jacob, if you get my card, I'm going to. kill you. >> And I'm going to end the podcast. >> I'm going to find your card right now.

Don't think it's these. >> I'm scared. >> He pulls out one. It's like. >> He just pulls out a middle finger. Yeah. >> He pulls his pants on and wounds you. >> Okay. I I just look. Ready? I just feel. like it is the five of hearts. >> Nope. >> Great trick. >> Okay, I have an idea. >> Holy magic. Eight of clubs.

>> Yeah. >> Okay. Let me try one more time. Let me. try. Wait. >> Was it actually? Yeah. >> Yeah. Let me try one more time. >> How did you try? Let me try one on the. second try. Let me try. Damn. All right. Let's try this again. >> Is it just intuition? >> Yeah. Watch. >> It's magic. >> Is it just intuition? >> It's magic. >> All right. Ready? Tell me when to stop. >> Stop. >> All right. Grab it. Just grab any card. you want. All right. Now look. Now. telling. >> now tell me when to stop again. >> Stop. >> Okay. Put your card on top. Now watch. We're going to break it up.

>> Oh, wait. We got to do this again. >> You just [ __ ] up. I watched. the trick fail. I know exactly what it's. not what you think. Watch. Watch it. again. Ready? And you're going to be. shocked. >> I'll do it if you do this. >> Watch. Ready? Okay. >> Tell me when to stop. >> Stop. >> Here. Just pick any card. Whatever. Okay. Ready? Tell me when to stop again. >> Stop. >> Okay. Put your card there. Okay. I actually forget. But um. >> you thought you were trying to like read. where my card was. >> Break them into three groups. Stack them.

however you want. >> There you go, buddy. >> Okay. Thank you, buddy. >> Okay. I'm going to go through these. cards now. I think it is. Huh. >> Am I close here? >> I'm not going to tell you. >> He's asking. Jacob, what is Is this like. how you pull girls? >> Is. H. Am I closer over here?

>> You're not telling me [ __ ]. >> I think I'm either closer over here or. don't ask where they're close. >> You know what? I'm going to take a risk. here and I'm going to say you had the. queen of spades. >> You're actually right. >> YOU'RE ACTUALLY RIGHT. YOU'RE ACTUALLY. RIGHT. It was the magic. >> Actually, right. That was good. >> That magic. >> That was really Wait, I was actually. right. >> Yeah, I just know it wasn't too much. magic, man. No, I swear I was right. >> Yeah. No, all my life. Like that was. right. >> All right, Cole. There. >> Bam. Good job. Okay. >> Ready? >> Go. >> Pick a card. Any card.

>> Okay. Watch this. Okay. Put it anywhere in there. >> You want to Yeah. Put it all together. Wait. Let me just. >> Yeah. WAIT. YOU PIECE OF [ __ ]. >> All right, put it all back together.

>> Okay, perfect. >> Oh my god. [ __ ] you. >> Watch this. It's kind of funny because. Wait, it's funny because. There's only one card missing from the. deck.

>> Oh my god. >> The genius. >> You're horrible. You're actually horrible. >> All right. No, the first trick was good. >> Yeah. I have to say something off of. that bar. I just said there was one time. when I was 3 years ago. last year. I it was Emma's birthday and. um I was I was I was really drunk and I. stood on a fire hydrant and I go this is. really bad and I just want to commit to.

my sins. I go I'm going to I said I'm. going to shoot everybody and I. threatened to shoot my Uber driver and I. don't know why I threatened to shoot my. Uber driver. I don't own a gun. I've. never held a gun. But I threatened to. shoot my Uber driver. I threatened to. shoot everybody in West Hollywood. And I. don't know why. >> AND I WANT TO LEAVE THIS IN SO I COULD. COMMIT TO MY SINS. A year ago, I. threatened to shoot everybody in West. Hollywood in my Uber. >> I did DO THAT. I DID. IT DOESN'T MATTER.

I DID IT. I THREATENED TO SHOOT. EVERYBODY AND I REGRET IT. And from that. day on, I have not made a single gun. joke because I made too many gun jokes. that night about killing people. IS. >> LET'S KILL THEM ALL. BOW POW. >> Look at Jacob on the floor.

>> I'm sorry for all the lives I. threatened. >> You did not deserve it. If I threaten to. shoot you on the streets, I'm so sorry. >> I'm turning 21. I have to confess to. this. >> Gosh, >> why did I stop drinking right before. this episode? >> We love you, Richie. You're the You're. the world. >> THE BOYS ARE BACK. >> Emma never went. Emma went CUZ THEY. NEVER GOT IT. >> AND GUESS WHAT?

I DIDN'T GO. >> I DIDN'T GO THERE. >> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT IT LOOKS. LIKE THEY'RE. >> HEY GUYS, PAUSE. Am I ever playing? >> I hate to break IT TO YOU. BOYS ARE. >> GUYS, Emma never went. Emma never went. >> You know how we always sound? >> Of course we do. >> Jacob, >> what? >> Emma never went, so that does not count. >> Replay on that. Let's get a replay on. that. >> Emma never went, so that does not count. >> That's a conspiracy.

>> It might be the truth that you guys. skipped Emma. We said it while you guys. are playing. >> This decides if we continue the game. All right. >> What do I red or black? Please. Red or. black? >> Red. What? Respond back to any. We win. >> I need like a nice response. >> All right, fine. We'll try again, guys. Ready? >> If you guys guess this right, we'll. continue the game. Red or black? >> Red. >> Nope. >> It was fun playing with you guys. >> Welcome back to the podcast with your.

host Big Schlong R and um M Daddy M. WELCOME BACK. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SOME. DRAMA TODAY. EMMA, what drama is going. on with you? >> I could say right now is. >> that the world needs to be kinder and. more loving the hell up to each other. >> Shut the hell up. Let's get back on the. next. >> Watch this. You want to see something.

crazy though? >> Just pulled a card out of there. Oh, >> Richie, do you know Do you know any card. tricks, Kayla? >> Yeah. Hold on. >> Thank you. I have some cards for the. road. >> This is some magic. This is some magic. >> Watch this. I have some cards for the. road. >> Ready? Pick a card from your pocket. >> Okay. >> Don't show me. Show everybody else, though. >> Okay. Okay. >> Okay. >> Okay.

>> If you get it, I'll actually be pissed. >> Three. >> Three. Three. >> Three. >> Four. Five. Six. Maybe. >> Watch this. >> Whoa. >> There's one card upside down. Guess it. You're going to be right. >> Nine. >> Damn it. Just try and [ __ ] Must be. so cool. >> Wait, Jacob. Jacob, I have a trick. Ready? >> All right.

>> Okay. I'm going to put these cards in. your pocket. Okay. >> Okay. This bunch of cards face. >> I don't know what card it is. >> All right. Pull a random card from your. pocket. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> All right. I'm going to guess what your. card is. >> Okay. >> Can I smell the card? >> Yeah. >> What the hell? >> If you get it. >> Five. >> Nah. All right. Let's try another one. >> Okay. Ready?

I needed a sniff. Give it before. >> I need another sniff. >> You said five. >> So I predicted the future. >> Richie, name any card. >> Uh, king of spades. >> Damn it. >> Well, god damn it, Richie. >> All right. Wait. Ready, Richie? I think. I can read your mind. >> Okay. >> I think I can pick what card you're. about to say. >> Rosa capper. >> Which card?

Just a number. >> Four. >> Oh my god. >> We just did magic. >> I read your mind. Mine. Can you do it. again? >> No. I read your mind. >> No. >> CUZ I PREDICTED THE FUTURE. >> RICHIE, GUESS. I predicted it. Richie, guess this card. Guess this card, Richie. >> Nine.

You were right. >> I was kind of close. IT WAS UPSIDE DOWN. IN MY MIND. IT WAS UPSIDE DOWN in my. mind. >> Seven. Wait. Do it to me. Let me see if. I can. >> watch this. Right. You look away. >> Watch. >> I saw mommy kisses. >> What card? >> What number? >> Seven. Six. Seven. >> Damn it. All right, let's try one more. Ready? >> Yeah. I just suck at this. >> All right, let's try one more. All. right, what do you think? Wait, wait. Okay, that's cool.

>> Okay, I What number. one through 10? >> Eight. >> [ __ ]. >> Okay, so I'm a podcaster for a reason. >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, this is fun, guys. >> Wait, Jacob, right? What do you you do. it? >> Four. >> Close. >> Damn it. One away. >> Wake your ass up cuz it's time to go. Richie. >> Time to go crazy. >> No, dude. Oh my gosh. Wake your ass up cuz it's.

time. >> to go crazying [ __ ] every night till. I'm feeling dizzy. >> Lazy. >> Wait. Ready? >> Wake your ass up cuz it's time to go. >> crazy. >> No. >> Lazy. >> Beast mode. You know. >> beast mode. >> Wake your ass up. >> Wake your ass up cuz it's time to go Mr. Beast mode. Mr. Beast. MR. BEAST. I WANT TO GO TO Beast Land so bad.

>> Hey guys, Jimmy. >> Where is it at? Saudi Arabia. >> Wake your ass up cuz it's time to go Mr. Beast mode. Here's $1,000. You get. $1,000. Oh my god. Oh, hell no. Hell no. What the? >> The boys are backing down.

>> The boys are back. >> My sash. Hold on. I feel like my pants. fell off. >> What the [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] I thought. >> my pants fell off were Jacob Storius. >> I couldn't I. >> not The first time my pants fell off. were Jacob Sto. I'm sorry. This is a bad. joke. >> Like imagine like rolls over. Yo, >> not the first time my pants fell off for. Jacob. >> I must return back to Mars. I'm just an. alien.

>> The boys are back in town. The boys are. back in town. >> And you just you always constantly bring. the vibe up when it's down. >> Thank you. No, that means a lot. I um. >> I'm sorry that happened, Richie. >> No, it's totally okay. No, no, thank. you. >> I'm sorry. I don't mean to make it. serious. I just feel bad. Wait, did I. come in at the wrong Dude? I just went. pooping. That's a clip. >> That is a clip. >> We're having a hard time. Jacob,

>> are you awake? >> Your mama was a stripper. Your mama was. a stripper. My sister was a stripper. I. was a We are strippers. Stripper. Stripper. Stripper. We all. love strippers. It's not their name. They're just dancers. That's the correct. information. And I love dancers. If you.

dance for a job, guess what? I love you. and I respect it. I'm just so emotional. I feel like I. wasn't here on Wednesday and that [ __ ]. everything up. And now it's like. >> nothing will be the same. And I just. feel bad that I wasn't here on. Wednesday. >> It's all good. >> Like if it wasn't for the snowstorm, I. would have been here. But it wasn't it. wasn't in my That's not your fault. >> And I'm just happy and I'm thankful that. you guys are here. Like it means a lot. that you guys are here and celebrating.

my birthday. It easily could have been. pushed or not even filmed and it just. means a lot. >> Well, we're we're all very lucky to know. you and you know. >> Okay. So, you want me to kill myself. because you said that really rudely? >> No. No, not at all. I actually uh I. think you know it's not your fault. You. know, you can't control the weather. You. know, >> say. say something very sincerely.

like. >> that you love your mom. Really quick, >> I love my mom. >> Now say you love this podcast. >> I love this podcast. And that's the. issue. >> Richie is like he's literally a year. older than me. Or no, two years. actually. >> Richie is like the tea in your cup. Richie is like he don't give a [ __ ]. Richie is like he be caring about all. Richie is like he's going to punch you.

down. He's going to not care, but he's. going to give a frown. He never cries. He never gets mad. But he's that man. >> Keep going. This is hard. I like this. brat. >> Okay, so lie to me more. No, Richie's. here. You got to tell him. >> All right. Richie's that man. Never. gives a frown. He's never mad. He's. never sad. Richie's that man. He's about. to take a shot, but he's not going to. tell that she's hot cuz he likes it. He. likes the He likes it. He goes to the. bars and they're like, "Oh my god, Richie, am I all yours?" And he's like,

"Yeah, [ __ ] Get on my get on my" And. she's like, "Yeah, I'm about to take a. sit." She grabs a chair. She pulls out. her [ __ ] He's like, "Oh my god, [ __ ]. OFF. DUDE, THAT'S ME EVERY NIGHT. >> THANK god you thinking I was ready. >> I love that. That was great. >> That was accurate. >> That was awesome. >> I need you to do something for this. episode. So, >> okay. >> I need you to sing me happy birthday in. a different language.

>> Bro, I failed Spanish. >> I don't give a [ __ ] what you did or. didn't do. Sing it now. >> Spanish. >> Sing it now. S. S. I'll kill your. family. Do it now. >> Whoa. Can that even go on the plate? >> And it will do it now. >> Um, hold on. Let me look it up in. Spanish real quick. >> Boy, >> you think I know what I'm doing? >> S, you disappoint me. Look at me right. now. Look at me in the face. Look me in. the eye. >> My mom says the same thing. >> S,

you you are talked about in every. episode. We love you, S. >> S, you need to realize. >> I'm not even that interesting. >> Sing happy birthday in a different. language now or die. Where does your. loyalty lie? >> Happy birthday in Spanish is Feliz. How. the what the [ __ ]. >> Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I'm not. making a fool myself. or what? >> Felis Na'vi. That's not happy birthday. >> No, it's Feliz. Um. >> Klanos or some [ __ ] like that. >> Sing it. S.

>> My mom's calling. >> Your mom's not calling. And you kill. your mother. I will kill your mother. >> Oh my my connection's so bad right now. I will have sex with your mom tonight. >> I'm going to FaceTime him. Should I? >> Sick pervert. Sick pervert. He is. I'm. happy because. today and every day whenever. Not every. day, but when I'm when I drink, it's. like I'm legally allowed to do this. And. I'm happy to be legal to do it because I.

felt like I was illegal the whole time, which I was. And and I'm happy to be. legally able to go to Barney. And when I. fight with bouncers, I'm in the right. now and the bouncers are in the wrong. So you Yes, I came to you with a Georgia. ID last week, but now it's Indiana. Go. suck my dick and let me in your club. >> Thank you. >> This is what like I could like go into. it and it really makes me mad that. everybody thinks that like for no. reason.

>> What's happening, Emma? >> I want to like explain what's been on my. mind recently. >> Explain. No, no. I I want to hear. >> I I've been on like a side of Tik Tok. that um Adam Sandler for some reason. >> Adam Sandler. >> Yes. Adam Sandler, right? What? Adam, he. does nothing wrong. He's a great guy. >> Best guy. >> Sand Sandman. >> He's been under the [ __ ] ropes. recently. >> Sandler's under the ropes. Why is. Sandler ropes? Because everybody wants. to be stupid.

>> Shut the hell up. >> And they're talking about his daughters. being the film. You shut that. >> being in what film? Wait, what are you. talking about? >> He's His daughters have been in like his. past few movies as like side characters. and stuff. >> They're pissed because they're like, "Oh, people work their entire lives to. get to that point." And his daughters, you know, >> nipple babies are just going to be a. thing. Who cares? >> And they are like in like climbing. >> If I was a nipple baby, I'd hop on that. opportunity instantly. I get it,

>> right? >> Shut the hell up. My dad who came and. wanted to train me. Guess what? I'm. getting trained. >> If your dad was Tom Brady, would you let. him kiss you on the mouth? >> The boys are back in town. >> Are back in town? >> Ready for this one? >> This episode's going to be nonsense. >> BRONCOS. >> OH NO. OH NO. >> LET'S GO PARTY. Let's go party. Let's. go. Let's go party. Walking into my. party.

H. Wow. Thank you guys for watching. >> Thank you guys for watching. I'm really. drunk right now. >> You think so? >> Yeah. >> I think I think. >> I'm getting Taco Bell when I get home. >> Do you guys want to outro this with a. little song for the fans? >> Sure. >> Yeah, let's do it. >> We'd love to do that. >> Can I freestyle? >> Yeah, of course. Why doesn't she send us. out with a freestyle? Is that okay? >> Jacob wants me dead. He's. >> Let's do that. All right. Where's your. headphones? >> Right here, brother.

Hey uh hey, thank you for watching. Hey, let's get. paid. Talking paper. Hey. Yeah. Hey. Yeah. I'm talking paper. I'm talking paper. I'll see you later. His dick in my ass. I creamed her. Yeah. My real big. I got. a swung. Yeah. He's saying yes, I did. eat her. Yeah. My dick is creaming in.

hoes. I have nuts like Cheerios. My [ __ ]. is small, but it goes. My balls are. small. Yeah, it's okay though. She sucks. it anyways. She likes my creams in her. face. That [ __ ] is like face wash. She. puts in her. >> Thank you for watching. Leave a like, subscribe, and comment. >> If you're turning 21, get drunk. Use. your fake ID and bring it to the. bouncer. Fight him for me cuz I like. that. Fight your bouncer. Local bouncer.

Bring violence to him. Like. >> we are like polar opposites, right? >> Yeah. >> Caleb, BRING A GUN TO THE BAR. SHOOT HIM. IN THE HEAD. LEAVE a scar. Pull his hair out his head. Leave him. scalped and dead on the side of the. road. Yes. West Hollywood. I'm coming. for you. Your name is and you work at. Bonies and I hate you. I want you dead. I hate you. And I'm going to come to you. with my real ID. And I'm going to.

for [ __ ] you. I'm going just to give. you my real ID cuz you declined my fake. so many times. [ __ ] you. And I'm coming. for your ass. I turned 21 just toing sit. on your lap and tell you to go [ __ ]. yourself, you dumbassing freak. >> Yeah. Thank you for watching. >> And that's the end of the beat. Good. timing. Honestly, >> impeccable timing. Um, well, thank you. guys for watching. Happy birthday, Kayla. >> Thank you. Happy birthday. >> to you. >> Oh, yeah. Well, to you in the future.

>> Thank you. >> You can wear my sweatshirt. >> and you can tell your friends we'll be. together till the end. Girl, you can. wear my sweatshirt. Subscribe.