JACOB SARTORIUS IS CANCELLED?! | Ep #47 | Bangin' Out w/ Kayla Malecc & Jacob Sartorius
At the time, I don't think you guys in. this room realized it, but at the time. in 2016, this was like I almost got. canceled for this. I'm telling you, I. got mass amounts of hate at the time. And now everyone's laughing like she was. changing the names even, you know? >> Explain this video like the day, everything. >> Okay, so. >> Bang IT OUT. WELCOME BACK to the Bang It. Out podcast. >> I'm your host with the most and I got to. go when I'm on the zone and I got to get. it like the zone. You can stream me on. your phone.
>> And it's type K. You know I don't hate. I let that [ __ ] slang I do it every day. My pants letting them hang, letting it. slang bang bang. >> Hey, [laughter] welcome back everybody. >> What an intro. >> Oh, that felt good. That felt good. That. felt good. >> How do you feel? >> I feel good. We leave for Vegas tomorrow. and I'm really excited and I just got. back off of a plane at midnight. yesterday from Nashville. I don't even. know why I'm paying rent anymore at this. point. >> Yeah, you're like gone. Like aside from. filming the podcast, I feel like you're. just always traveling. >> No, literally I I travel. I am a little. traveler, but that's how I feel like it.
should be. You know, you're always I. like being gone. >> And not talking drugs. You like being. gone. >> Gone. Oh, like. >> Like actually gone. >> Gone. I don't do drugs. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. No, no, yeah, I know exactly. That's. what I was thinking, but um so how was. your trip to Nashville? >> [sighs and gasps]. >> Oh my god. So, I went to Nashville and I. need to say this right now. I actually. need to clear this up on a lot of things. cuz the entire time that I was in. Nashville, I didn't post anything. So, it does kind of make it look like I was.
meeting up with somebody that I wasn't. supposed to meet up with and I do want. to say that is not the case. I have not. >> What? >> I have not seen uh this this that the. person that I know. >> no, no, it wasn't that. Oh, I mean, I. can confirm I thought you just met in. general like oh, I was up to no good. Oh, I mean, but but it's not what they. would. >> Yeah, no. I truly Yeah, I know. Fully. over that situation, but I did go to. Nashville, hung out with my friends. I. think I got my friends' Airbnb account.
banned on accident. >> What What did you guys do? >> Well, I didn't do anything. I didn't do. anything, but I am banned on Airbnb. because of when I threw a party when. Evan went to jail, and then the cops. came and raided it, and so they banned. me. And [snorts] so then I was like, "Hey.". to my friend. I was like, "I'm coming to. Nashville this weekend, and I kind of. want to like have all the friends come. together because we're all doing like a. huge group to Miami soon, so I wanted. the whole group to like have one hurrah. in Nashville before that." And he was. like, "Yeah, that's fine. Like you can.
use my account." I was like, "I promise. I will not get it banned." And so I. didn't do anything. I was actually like. the first to sleep every night. >> That's not true. >> It is. >> You FaceTimed me. There was a dude just. sleeping on the couch. Who is he? >> Wait, when did I do that? >> Yeah. You I have a screenshot of you. guys You guys were in the kitchen just. turning up. You were not the first to go. to sleep because I saw a dude in the. background passed out on the. >> Wait, can you show me the screenshot? >> Yeah. >> Wait, I actually want to know who that. >> Wait, I have a screenshot of you guys dancing. in the kitchen. Um. Let's see.
>> [laughter]. >> Airbnb hates to see me coming. >> [snorts]. >> Where is it? Oh, here we go. Like Like I said, >> see. >> I was just in bed, and you guys were. just turning up in the. >> Wait, so where's the guy sleeping on the. couch? >> Oh, Emma went over to the couch. There. was some dude just passed out on the. couch, and Emma kept like taking off his. shoes, and he kept. >> Oh, I know who that is. Okay, yeah, that's our friend Josh, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah. He was pissed. >> he was getting really mad. >> And he he had pillows over him instead. of a blanket. I was like, "Bro, y'all. are just mistreating Josh, bro.".
>> [laughter]. >> Dude, Emma had like a crash out. Like I. Okay, which is crazy. I haven't seen. Emma in so long. It was my first time. seeing Emma in like 3 weeks. >> Yeah. >> She drives back to LA today though, thank god. >> They're driving? >> Yeah, back from Nashville to here, but. um yeah, it was really fun. She had like. her little crash outs, which was so fun. She like on who? >> Like about what? >> Um I can't remember who cuz I was asleep. for it. Or actually. >> [laughter]. >> Or you were awake and you feel what I'm. saying. 3:00 a.m. cardio.
Tell your canceling the training. session. >> Oh my god. I'm so scared. >> Actually we're going to beep the name. >> Beep the name. Beep the name. >> to do that. >> Beep the name of my trainer. >> Or we could just talk normally and then. I can cut out the names. >> Yeah. Trainer's name cannot be leaked. That's so embarrassing. But um yeah, so. I And so I we wake up. We spent 2 days. there. So Friday every Saturday. everybody came over, okay? >> Mhm. >> And I wake up Sunday morning and I clean. up the B&B. >> Sunday morning rain is falling. >> And everything looked amazing and I.
cleaned up the Airbnb. It was nice and. tidy and then Sunday more people came. over and I woke up at 10:30. Check out. was 10:00. I'm like grabbing my stuff. I. go downstairs. Nobody cleaned up and I. was like I cleaned up yesterday. This is. not my problem. And so I I grab my [ __ ]. and I go and I'm getting in the car and. then this is really bad and I don't know. if I should admit this. I made a bigger mess on accident. I was. opening the car door and I didn't. realize that the dumpster was right. there and I knocked over the entire. dumpster all over the lawn.
And then I just I got in the car and I. just ran away. I know it was bad. It was really bad. I. feel really awful. I do feel really. awful and so then we decided to prank. our friend who the Airbnb account was on. because he was so pissed when he woke up. and he saw the B&B. But I was like hey, every time I've booked a B&B on my. account and I know there's a mess, I'm. waking up an hour before check out and. I'm cleaning up. >> Yeah. >> He didn't do that. That's kind of on. you. So we decided to troll him. I paid. $20 to send him this message to him off. of a fake number. >> [laughter]. >> You with the fake number apps. For those.
that don't know, there's like an app I. guess where you can like pay money to. get a new phone number temporarily and. be able to like text and call people. >> Yeah, I've done it a lot a lot. >> and Kayla is like probably their biggest. spender. >> god. I There was one time I had five. different phone numbers. Each one was $5. a week and I had like five different. phone numbers. I was a crash out. I was. really. >> downloaded it, but. >> So I. >> I messed up my friend that we booked. there. But so mind you, imagine him. waking up Sunday, seeing how trash. everything is. He's pissed. He gets in. his car, doesn't say bye to anybody, and. zooms off. And I just knew he was pissed.
off and I wanted to. Also, to be fair, this friend at my. Airbnb that I had in Tampa, um, flipped every single piece of. furniture upside down. So I don't feel. bad at all. So. I go, "This is Ken from Airbnb. As the host of this property, I take. pride.". >> This is Ken from the Barbie movie. Hop. in, Barbie. >> I take pride. >> [laughter]. >> I take pride in maintaining a clean, safe, and welcoming home for every guest. who stays here. Unfortunately, >> [laughter]. >> after your recent reservation, I.
discovered a significant [laughter]. damage to the property, including trash. in every room, stains on carpets, alcoholic beverages in the hot tub. >> That sounds like the real message from. Big Bear that we got. >> Oh god. I need to Yeah. Evident signs of. an unsolicited property, disturbing. images placed it around the home. My. friend. >> My friend Tati, uh, printed out a bunch of pictures of. Sal where he was really bad. >> I heard all of this. >> Yeah, and he She ended up taping. She.
>> You remember that? >> Yeah, I do remember. >> I was laying in bed and I saw the tree. with like little Sal. >> Yeah, we ended up printing a bunch of. pictures of our friend Sal out and we. taped over 100 pictures of Sal onto a. plant in the Airbnb. We. taped him on the walls, on the picture. frames. >> his bed just in case like he brought. back a girl so that there would just be. pictures of him all over. >> So I go, "Disturbing images placed around the. home and missing silverware. Given the. extent of the damage, I have no further. choice but to pursue further action. Because the repair costs are substantial.
and documented photos, I'm proceeding. with filing a formal claim and pressing. charges.". >> [laughter and gasps]. >> "Any further questions will be answered. by my lawyer. You have until the 10th to send payment. in full. An invoice will be sent. shortly. >> And what did he say back? >> I get a call. >> [laughter]. >> as he's going into work. And he goes, "I've never been screamed. at like this. If this is [ __ ] you, you tell me. RIGHT NOW. I'M DONE WITH EVERYBODY IN. THE WHOLE [ __ ] FRIEND GROUP. I'M DONE. WITH YOUR [ __ ] TELL ME [ __ ] NO,
he's crashing out. >> Who was this? Josh? >> Sal. >> Sal, Sal. >> He's crashing out, and we're like, "Sal, we don't know what you're talking. about." He's freaking out. He ends up. blocking like Ashley, my friend on. iMessage. He doesn't talk to us for like. hours, and he calls us back, and he was. like, "That was funny.". >> I got a call from Kayla saying that she. was getting a DUI. >> I prank called you. I prank called so. many people. >> That was insane. >> Yeah, I prank called so many people. I. was insane. I only have a minute to. talk, and I was like, "Bro, I just was. in court with my boy cuz he had a DUI.
No, I I I remember [laughter] that. midway through, and then I was like, "Oh, low blow." And then I But I had to. keep it going. But yeah, I I prank. called so many people. It was so fun. Um. But yeah, I guess his Airbnb account was. fine, I guess, probably. Maybe not. I. don't really care. And then um yeah, it. was a great time. It was a really good. time, and I made some good connections, and I'm happy, and yes, ma'am. >> I'm glad. It sounds like a fun trip. >> I did find out something though. >> Oh. >> So, [clears throat] um Silas, if you are. watching this or any of Silas's friends.
are watching this, this is a message to. you. Um this is some disturbing. information that I did unfortunately. find out against my will. Um. kind of funny. Um. 2 days before my birthday, um when me and um. >> [sighs]. >> Saturn were dating, >> Mhm. >> he um I'll never forget this day. I It. was 2 days before my birthday. We was. planning on coming out and meeting my. family. This was literally a day before. we ended up actually breaking up. >> Right. >> And um. I called He called me early that morning.
and accused me of cheating, and I was. like, "You're out of your mind, whatever." Saturn, yeah. And I was like, "What in the [ __ ] are you talking about? Like, get a grip, Later that night I call him and I'm. like, "Hey, I just ordered your. Christmas gift to your house. Make sure. you're home." And he was like, "I'm at. Chick-fil-A with my friend. Like, I'll. call you back." Hangs up. I call him. over 90 times. He doesn't answer. And. then he just says, "I'm going to bed. Good night." And I'm like, "What the. fuck?" That was really weird. And I. remember having this really bad gut. feeling. Mind you, we were fully dating. at this time. >> [clears throat]. >> I found out through his friend and he. was like, "Oh yeah, just so you know,
that night he ended up. having a two-man with me and [ __ ] his. ex-girlfriend two days before my. birthday. Yeah, two days before my. birthday. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Like fully? >> No, he he [ __ ] his ex-girlfriend two. days before my birthday. And then we. broke up the next day because he ended. up calling me 30 minutes before it hit. midnight. And he was like, "You haven't. texted me all day." And I was like, "Okay, let's just break up then." But. yeah, he fully [ __ ] somebody two days. before my birthday. And he who was like, "I'm going to the mall to get you a. birthday gift." No, he already got you a.
birthday gift. Yeah. >> So and the person that he cheated on me. with, she had a boyfriend at the time. And so I feel bad cuz I'm now finding. out this information. So Silas, you were. cheated on on December 22nd. And you. were also cheated on again on December. 24th, the night of my birthday. So I would really get your girl on line, man. I tried to DM you, you didn't. respond. But um. yeah, sorry, man. It must really suck. I. It sucks and I'm here for you and you.
will strive and move on and do good. things with your life. But I'm sorry. All right, I'll go. >> How gently? God damn it. >> Well, I'm sorry. >> [laughter and gasps]. >> He's He's watching this [ __ ] right now. like, "What?". >> [laughter]. >> I don't know if he cares though. I tried. messaging him and he never responded. >> Babe? Um so I was watching the Bangin' Out. podcast and um. >> What happened the night of the 22nd? >> [laughter]. >> Think you're in a better place. >> I am. I just don't know if I. >> Happy for you moving on. >> Right. I'm I'm I just had to I just.
wanted to let Silas know. >> It's crazy you got to let him know. through this podcast for that. Like it's. like [laughter]. with 100,000 other people watching, but. you know, hey, you know, sometimes you. got to do it. You tried DMing him? >> I did. >> Yeah, so. >> And it didn't it didn't go through, so. I'm telling you very publicly now, and. that might be immature, but I don't. really care. Yeah, but I'm sorry. I'm. really immature about a lot of things. I'm sorry if this is immature. I'm. sorry. I don't actually don't care. I. like being immature sometimes. It makes. it life fun. >> Well, have Have you seen that like, you know,
speaking of like relationships, dishonesty, and everything like that, you know, Jim Carrey might have us all. fooled because I think he's. unrecognizable. Apparently, either after. plastic surgery or everyone's saying. that his appearance is completely. different. They had a night that was. honoring Jim Carrey, and he looks. unrecognizable. >> Well, it's obviously a facelift. >> It's very questionable. I don't know. I. think. >> like it's just a facelift. There's no. >> I think that. I don't know. >> Oh. What?
>> Who is Alexis Stone? The artist claiming. to be Jim Carrey's clone. >> What? >> Like look at some of the things that. like. I don't know. >> That's not They don't even look that. close alike. >> At all. >> Like at all. No, I'm with Caleb. completely. This one just feels very. >> It's just a facelift. >> look at the difference though of that. the the recent Jim Carrey's? Also, he. hadn't been He hadn't been seen in. public for a while. >> He just did Sonic. >> Well, that's like his voice, right? Or.
is he in it? >> He's in it. >> Oh, he's actually in it. >> Physically in it. >> Really? >> It's not an It's It's animated. Sonic's. animated, but it's all people in the. movie. >> Oh, see, I didn't see it. Did you? >> No, no. Not a big. I'm not a big uh. >> Sonic. >> You're not a big Sonic fan? >> Oh. >> Yeah, he looked like this. >> Who the hell? >> [snorts]. >> That's him? >> That's Jim Carrey. >> Wait, did he kill it? Like did he do. good? my. >> he did fantastic. >> Actually, uh yeah, he's the reason I go. see these movies. >> Yeah, well, see Richie likes these type.
of movies. >> Wait, can we just look at the current. Jim Carrey? So, I guess I'm wrong. Maybe. he did pop out. I just didn't see the. Sonic movie. I think the last thing he. did before Sonic was um. this TV show called Kidding. Um and it did two seasons. I auditioned. for it. >> That's literally just look at how his. eye lines are now going up. That's. literally a face. >> Is that a face lift? >> It is literally [laughter] HIS EYE LINES. ARE GOING UP. That is a face lift. >> Be real. Be real. Didn't he look better. before? >> Yes. >> Most people do. That's the problem with.
plastic surgery. Most people do like. especially facial like facial things. >> He looked like a great looking dude. >> Yeah, he does look cute in that. >> It's it's tough. It's a tough thing cuz. it's all looks great to us. It [ __ ] you up. >> Like you think people like the comments. about like you're getting old like. >> Yeah, probably gets so many comments. today. Like it's probably tough. You. know what I mean? It's. You guys have to deal with this [ __ ]. too. It's like [ __ ] They're always. [ __ ]. >> Mine are just like, "Yo." Mine are a. little different. Mine are more like,
"Yo, you're kind of scaring me with your. aura." And a lot of people are like, "God damn, my boyfriend's like really. jealous." type [ __ ] cuz when they turn. on the podcast, they get like. intimidated and they can just feel my. BDE, which stands for big dick energy. So, I think it's a little bit different, but I can understand that [ __ ] gets to. my head sometimes cuz it's you know. we're just humans at the end of the day. So. >> 100,000%. >> Yeah. >> BDE brain disorder enema. >> Woah. >> Because none of that was true.
>> All right. [laughter]. But shout out to Jim Carrey. >> Oh, yeah, it's a face lift. I'd get a face lift. People were more. talking about the eye colors, the one. that I did see. Um I don't think it's that crazy. different. >> See, I'm just I'm just going along with. this. I don't even know. I'm literally. just guessing this stuff. >> like they look the same. Just like. there's like. >> do look a little different, >> I think they look the same. >> But also when you get older, don't your. eyes kind of change color? >> Yeah, I think doesn't everything keep. growing? I've heard that like your your.
>> Yeah. [clears throat]. >> [laughter]. >> No, I mean. I feel like it's not attached to your. like your like your I'm pretty sure your. ears and your nose and like certain. things that aren't like on. >> Oh, I know that through like puberty and. stuff my nose has gotten bigger. >> I but I think that's your nose and ears. always continuously grow. Like those. don't have a limit on like. >> What they just grow throughout your. whole life? >> Like old people have ears. >> You Wait, I don't like that. I don't. like that. I don't want a big old nose. >> [laughter]. >> Yours is growing right now.
>> Pinocchio. Oh my god. Wait, yeah, no, this is. stupid as hell. >> This is You think this is Is this the. same [ __ ] as the Selena Gomez. >> god, [laughter] is it? >> I think this is worse. >> Both of them are. >> But Miro, but you've seen it everywhere. >> I see it. I just think all these are. [ __ ]. >> I've been off my phone for like. literally ever since last Wednesday. I've not seen any of this. >> Jim Carrey getting cloned. >> But like Oh my god, is everybody just. getting cloned suddenly? Like is this. like what. >> Am I really me? Or do I look different today?
>> You look different today. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Like in a good way? >> Yeah. >> Cuz I'm not me anymore. >> You took the substance. Did you take the substance? >> That's a great movie. >> You guys are young. You guys are on the. substance. You know what I. >> [laughter]. >> Who are you the substance of? >> You'd be the substance of. >> What does that mean though? Like someone. would use. >> Somewhat like an old celebrity would eat. this pill and become you. >> [sighs and gasps]. >> Who do you think would become you? Like you're still young. You're still. Jim Carrey. The substance.
>> What about you? >> Taylor Swift. >> Megan Fox. >> That's really nice. That's. Did you see what she posted recently? >> Like like Kayla Itsines emojis. substance. >> Oh, no. >> No, THAT'S A NO. >> [laughter]. >> NO, SHE'S MY SUBSTANCE. SHE'S MY. SUBSTANCE. She's my substance. She's my. substance. No. No, I would. I want to look like her so bad. Tana is. so hot. >> You really are her substance. >> NO, I'M NOT. MY EYES ARE UNEVEN when I. smile. I don't think she would like. >> see the smile again.
I think it looks pretty even. What do. you think, Richie? >> Kayla, you look great. This is the same. thing about comments getting in your. head. It's all [ __ ] comments. >> Kayla, all the comments are getting to. you. >> They actually did about my uniboob. I. remember that. And then I I literally. called and I was like. >> Oh, see, that's the same [ __ ] That's. the same [ __ ]. >> I called and I was about to pay like 30. grand to get them completely redone. And. then I like stopped reading comments and. they called me back like last week. They're like, "Hey, are you still like. looking into this? Like we could. schedule for you next month." And I was. like, "No, actually [ __ ] off.". >> I booked a trip to Miami.". >> Yeah, I was like, "I'm actually feeling. pretty good about my tits. So.".
>> That's the thing. The internet can be. really bad. >> Cuz the internet is a bunch of [ __ ]. And they can point out something about. you where you're like, "I never even. thought about. >> Yeah, bro. Literally literally I didn't. know what a uniboob Yeah. >> Until they said my ears are too pokey or. my hairline's receding or. >> man. >> Yeah. >> I'm just like, "God damn, bro." They. said I look like an elf on the shelf and. that's why I got a couple chains and I. just started acting different. >> Shout out to the Bangsters for being.
real ones in. >> No, literally. >> Yeah, we have some real ones in the. comments. >> I didn't even know what the [ __ ] a. uniboob was until [ __ ] TikTok was. like, "Your um your boobs are botched. and they look so ugly." I was like, "Bitch, shut that [ __ ] up. Just shut. that [ __ ] up.". >> Shut that [ __ ] up. >> Shut it up, boy. >> Shut it up. Um. >> Yeah, no, it's So, I think he went. through the same thing and then maybe. things got to him and it's definitely a. facelift. >> Yeah. So, would you bet money on that? >> I would. I would put $500,000 on it.
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certain points throughout it. I watched. the whole thing. Um. There was a ladybug on the floor in the. middle. He kept stopping. He was kind of. walking around the room, but he was very. honest and he explained what happened. and he explained what triggered the. arrest. Is that the clip that we have. right here? Let's check it out. And the. reason for this is a little bit crazy. And not even a little bit, a lot of bit. >> Really? >> Oh, you're not going to expect what he's. saying. >> I'll be honest with you, big gay people.
are scary to me. >> What do you mean? >> When I'm like standing by myself and. three gay dudes are next to me touching. my leg, I get scared. >> Mhm. >> What? >> I'm sorry. >> What? >> homophobic, then I then I'm that. Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Does that happen a lot? >> No, it just happened one time. >> Recently? >> Well, that's why I'm got arrested. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. >> So you were sort of being groped and. surrounded. >> I'm not going to say that because I'm My. lawyer said oh. >> Dude. >> It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. We can.
back up. >> No, I I here I I um. am wrong for touching anyone ever. And that's the end of my. statement on this whole [ __ ]. >> Sounds good. >> Cool. >> Moving back to like what kind of things. would set off that Napoleon complex? >> Being challenged my masculinity being. challenged, somebody touching my girls, touching my kid or you know, I'm good. with gay. Be gay over there though. Don't be gay in my lap. >> So you feel like when when things that. you feel that you possess in a way are.
challenged like your girl, your kid, if. someone gets in the way of what they. want to do. >> Yeah, if somebody yeah, there's there's. personal space type stuff, you know, which gets it gets weird in my it's. Mardi Gras. That's why bro I was drunk. and it's Mardi Gras. So all of thing. everything I'm saying is nonsense. It's. Mardi Gras. You know? >> But it sounds like this complex is maybe. something that you noticed for a long. time. >> I mean maybe bro. I mean my my dad my. dad was by his cousin. So he was in my. ear all the time. I don't know maybe. maybe I am. Who the [ __ ] knows bro? I'm. open to whatever somebody wants to say.
It didn't feel like that when it look. this is the worst thing to say and I'm. not going to say it. I've never had no. problem with gay people. Never. I. remember paying for people's like. transition surgery when I was current on. the internet heavy. I've never been. adversarial towards it, you know what I. mean? >> Yeah, you don't seem like a homophobic. guy. >> No, I don't. But um. I don't know I'm open to whatever if. somebody's got more information on the. subject and you know, let me know. I. know I'm getting deep off into the. Bible. I know what the Bible says. >> About? >> Homosexuality. >> What does it say?
>> No. >> That's what it says? >> Yeah. >> But wasn't that written a really long. time ago? >> Bro, you can do whatever you want with. the text. It's not my business. You know. what I mean? I'm a traditional Catholic. That's okay. >> And what's the difference between a. traditional Catholic and let's say a. more progressive Christian? >> I really I really with the Bible but. I'll be a. >> So basically he's saying that the reason. he got arrested is cuz three big gay. dudes were touching him. inappropriately and then he crashed out. And then they ended up beating his ass. Is that was that pretty much his story?
>> It sounds like exactly what happened. >> But then it's yeah, no some of the. things he said in there is insane. >> Because yeah, if you're getting. >> He's saying like if he's not homophobic. but then saying it I am. I don't know. >> Then also saying he's paid for people's. transition. Here's the thing, if you're. getting groped, that's a really. uncomfortable that's sexual assault. That's assault. But. >> why was he like my lawyer told me not to. say. >> Yeah, that was weird. >> And is that just like a legal thing like. you're not supposed to talk about what. happened before or what?
Or does that mean that he's making that. part up? >> Yeah, I think it's a. [ __ ] that lawyers say. Like you know how. they're like, "Oh, like don't talk more. about the case cuz it's still being like. maybe he's still in. trial? It doesn't really say like what. the. >> from this interview, too? Just to show. that like he was drinking a beer. throughout it, so he broke his sobriety. He's got a divorce. He He seemed really. like. you know. >> Wow. What the [ __ ]. >> What would you say to Jesus if you could. meet him? >> I wouldn't say [ __ ].
>> Really? >> Nah. Bro, I'd kiss him. I'd kiss him. I'd kiss him. I'd kiss his. feet. No, I wouldn't say nothing. >> Chill out with these questions, Andrew. >> My bad. I didn't know it was. >> Yeah, I didn't make you emotional. I'm a. real Catholic, bro. Real one. >> I just thought you had thought about it. >> a real one. >> Can we pause really quick? I know this is really serious. This.
feels like a [ __ ] SNL skit. This does. not feel real. >> weird. >> I'd kiss his feet. Chill with these. questions, Andrew. >> Yeah, I'd not. >> This does not. feel real. >> one. I was fascinated. I watched this. whole thing. >> I'm going to watch this when I get home. I'm fascinated as [ __ ]. >> You mentioned the whenever you got out. of jail here, went back to Bourbon. I'm. sure by then you probably got your phone. back and saw that like you had gone. viral, number one news item. >> I'm not I. >> shut the whole [ __ ] down. But what about. text messages? >> I didn't touch it till a couple days. later. Did you see like a bunch of.
concerned messages? >> Did you respond? >> Well, that's partly why I say, "Hey, bro, Andrew, can I talk to you?" When. you have to explain yourself over and. over, it's it's. exhausting and it's emptying. And so I. just like to get it out of the way like. just bang bang bang. So you feel like. this is a way of kind of like responding. to a thousand texts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And not just the texts, but there's a. lot of people that love me that I don't. know that are concerned that I want to, you know, make sure they're cool, too. >> I guess if you could talk to him. directly, what do you want to tell him?
>> I don't know what to tell you. I'm on. it. I'm on a path and I'm I'm okay, you. know what I mean? I'm okay. >> I think that's important to know cuz. that's important to know. >> You are doing okay. >> I'm okay. I'm. I'm curious and God's got me. >> Very interesting because at parts he. actually seems like he's really telling. his honest truth. And then at other. parts he says ridiculous things cuz he's. probably on drugs. Did you watch the whole thing, Richie, or no? >> No, just a couple clips.
>> Mhm. >> Mhm. That's crazy and I just found out. who Shia LaBeouf was. >> throughout this whole. >> throughout through this whole thing. >> Um I mean, very iconic man, but also. they do dive in. I wonder if there's a. clip about. some of the things that he's. the controversies from the past. >> It's unfortunate. It really reminds me. of the Charlie Any other ones that we. haven't seen yet? >> Talks about his experience in jail. I. think he's talking about. >> the experience of, you know, going to. jail and everything like that? >> Aw, cute. Like fun, like whatever, like.
stupid, like Mardi Gras. >> What's it like in OPP? >> What's OPP? >> Orleans Parish Prison. >> Oh, [ __ ] You got all the slick ass. names. >> Uh yeah, I went in there. I was like, uh. "Hey, let me get a coffee." They're. like, "Shut the [ __ ]. up. We don't [laughter] give you coffees. out here." So, but they were all nice to. me, bro. I got cold, they gave me a. blanket. Nobody was really talking. It. was crowded. It was Fat Tuesday, so it. was super crowded and then it got more. crowded and more crowded and more. crowded, but that was fun. And then, uh. it's pretty cute. There was one dude who. popped off bad, but not.
>> I like how he calls it cute. >> Yeah, no, throughout the whole thing. when he when he talks about like a guy. or a girl, he's like, "That's a good. boy. That's a good girl." Like he says. that throughout the whole thing. I think. that's just his way of he's not actually. saying it in a weird way. I think he's. genuinely just like, "That's a good. person." Yeah. has these different ways. that he says things that is very. interesting like. >> I'm very curious of what Fat Tuesday is. in jail. What does that mean? >> Yeah, what is that? Is that part of. Mardi Gras or no? Is that. >> I I thought he meant it was Fat Tuesday. Oh, maybe that's Mar- I've no idea.
>> Well, yeah, look at that would be cool. to look up. I'm fascinated by this whole thing. though, I'm not going to lie. It just. seems like someone who's just like. I don't know. What is. >> I think it is a Mardi Gras thing. >> Yeah. >> So, it's like it's probably one of the. craziest day or something. >> Yeah, I think it's something. >> wait, let's finish this clip and then we. should talk about how he gets right out. of jail and brings his papers and goes. right back into the street and continues. partying and is taking pictures with. fans with his papers. >> You're lying. >> Yeah, and he even talks. >> sure we pulled up that clip in the first.
time. >> Wait, what? >> about that in this interview, too. He's. like He's like, "Oh, [ __ ] yeah." He was. like, "I didn't want to miss Mardi. Gras." He's like, "That was just a. little hiccup." He's like, "I went right. back out and started partying with the. people.". Cuz he does say in it, he's like, "I had. a 100,000 good experiences with people. and there's one bad one out of that.". So, he was like, "People love me in New. Orleans." Like I guess he moved there. Like this interview is at his place. Um. >> How was the experience of, you know, is. easy, you know what I mean? They know. what it is, really. They know already.
>> Yeah. >> My baggage kind of lands before I get. there kind of thing usually. >> crazy quote. >> Tell me you shared a blanket. >> My baggage kind of lands. >> We shared. >> before I get there. Like my baggage. arrives before I get there. Like. cuz he's so controversial. >> Mhm. >> Like his baggage gets there before he. does. >> Mhm, that is a quote. That's a quote. >> Like So, I mean, he's self-aware in the. in the sense of like he knows that like. he has a kid and his relationship's over. and he's not sober and he talks about. that kind of throughout the whole time. But he does say some ridiculous things.
But he's obviously someone who's. struggling. Dude, he talks about sharing a blanket. with Let's see. >> Cuz there's 50 of us and there's only so. many blank- but yeah, me and this one. Yeah. Yeah, we shared a blanket. He was, you know, yeah, we talked. He was good. guy. Actually, he was So, usually when. you get processed, you become friends. with whoever you're getting processed. with. Just Just the innate reality of. meeting somebody before you meet. everybody else. Yeah. And so, the guy I. got processed with became sort of a. quick buddy. Just We didn't talk. I.
don't know much about him, but just like. one fisherman can see another fisherman. from far kind of thing. And we had that. kind of connection and then yeah, black. kid. Shared blanket and then we also. shared meals. Like we we got it got. quite intimate, actually. >> [gasps]. >> What was his name? I don't remember. his name. I don't remember. Older cat. I. don't know what his name was. William? William, if you're [snorts] out there. Good head. How was the experience? >> Did he say good head at the end? >> go ahead. >> Go ahead. What does that mean? Just like.
keep going. >> Keep going. >> Keep on keeping on. >> Wow, this guy is. such an interesting. >> actually very calm. He never crashes. out, but he's just kind of like out of. it. >> Yeah. >> He keeps standing up throughout the. interview and and going to the other. room and he grabs a beer halfway through. it and sipping on like a Modelo. throughout half the interview. But that. was one of the craziest pieces of. content I've ever seen on the internet. And it's got like 3 million views in. like 3 days. >> Wow. >> So, he's super controversial, but I. think it's fascinating. I'm not saying.
>> That was very interesting. >> I'm not saying he's right or wrong, but. I'm just saying it's fascinating to. watch. >> Wow, that's actually crazy. I hope he. like. figures everything out because that it. that the vibes of that were very Charlie. Sheen, very. just. >> And also, I hope his kid's okay. Like I. hope he's able to. >> I cannot believe his ex-wife is Mia. Goth. That's so insane. >> very highly of her. >> Oh, yeah. >> That was cool. Like he wasn't like. trashing her. I mean but who knows. It was crazy.
interview. Um. >> Wow. >> Did you see what I posted on TikTok? >> Oh my god, yes. Oh my god. >> I'm excited about this. This is going so. viral right now. >> Can you say I love you, Aileen, Nia, Daniella? That's all he remembers. So, can you say. that? >> What? Aileen? >> I love you, Aileen, Daniella, Lindsay. Okay, THAT'S ALL HE REMEMBERS. AND. JAMIE. OKAY, TAKE IT.
WHAT? AILEEN? >> AILEEN, JAMIE, >> AILEEN, JAMIE, >> DANIELLA. >> I'm so sorry. I can't remember that. What? Okay. I'm going to Okay. Man, if you want to get a video of me. saying, "What's up?". >> Okay. >> The reason why this went so viral, my. original video has 1.1 million likes of.
me just being like, "Do you remember. this?" Then somebody found the clip, then I screen recorded it, posted that. Like, those videos are going dumb for. me. Like, because at the time, I don't. think you guys in this room realize it, but at the time in 2016, this was like I. almost got canceled for this. I'm. telling you, I got mass amounts of hate. at the time. And now everyone's laughing. like she was changing the names even, you know? >> Wait, no, explain this video. Like, the. day, everything. >> Okay. So, I I think this is at like the. Kids' Choice Awards or outside of some.
or the the Shorty Awards in New York, something like that, 2016. And we're. leaving and there's like fans outside. and she like was like, "Hey, can you say. hi to Aileen, Jamie, Daniella?". >> Oh, now he remembers. >> And I was just Yeah. Well, I've had I've. had 10 years to work on it. >> [laughter]. >> I remember them. Um but yeah, no, I. remember I It was just loud and there. was everyone I was really overwhelmed. and I was just like, "Okay." I was. trying my hardest, but then she kept. like kind of changing the names and And.
was just like, "Back at that time in. 2016, like you couldn't tell me [ __ ]. Like I was him. Like for real. So I my. energy was just like, bro, there's other. people who want pictures. You're. changing the names. And I remember just. being like in the video and a lot of. people commented like that was Justin. Bieber energy because um. I was kind of just like I tried again. I. did try. I tried once. I said goodbye to. REL. So then I had to refresh my memory. Then I was like, okay, what? And then. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I can't remember. that and just turned my back. But then I.
turned back around and was like, if you. want I I could do a video going, "What's. up?". >> [laughter]. >> And she goes, "Oh.". >> Oh, okay. >> She's on it so like her I watched this. morning and the whole time she's like, "Oh.". Oh. >> we read some of the comments, Ricki. Because but then I'm going to tell you. the reaction from people at the time. Let's see like, bro was overstimulated. See? The way she was forgetting the. names, too. I don't blame him, but. girl, that's too many names. >> [laughter]. >> She named her whole graduating class.
Okay, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> No, see that's crazy. She kept changing. it and confused you to be honest. See? Okay, but see okay, this is how the. internet changes. Ready? >> Yeah. >> At the time that this happened, people. were like, "He's a monster. He hates his. fans. He's an asshole." And then now. people get it cuz I I had a feeling I. was actually scared even posting this. because I was like, is it is it going to. happen again? But thank god we've all. grown up and we realized that like it. wasn't that deep. But at the time, oh my.
god, I was like about to put out an. apology. >> Wait, so you were like actually getting. flamed for this? >> Oh, cooked. Like it was my in in the in. the fandom at the time. Oh my god. Oh, I. was like it was almost like career end. >> How did you get over it? Did you just. like ignore it? >> kept moving. Just kept pushing. Got to. keep pushing. >> You looked so stressed. >> I think the adults at the time around me. were like, "Dude, it's not that deep, okay?" Like to me it felt deep because. all comments were flooded with like. speaking of like how comments can [ __ ].
up your head, my comments were flooded. with "Asshole, you hate your fans, piece. of [ __ ] money changed you.". Like you're like every other famous. person now. And then I remember being. [ __ ] like everyone hates me and that. doesn't feel good. And and a lot of. people are like "I'm I'm going to go. support somebody else." And I was like. damn, I'm losing fans, like this [ __ ]. [ __ ] sucks. And then now. I mean, I don't think these people are. like part of my fandom or anything, but. they remember it. I think the nostalgia. of this cuz these like. million people, they remember this cuz.
at the time it was that real. And by the. way, how this came about, I was just. like in my apartment drinking and I was. just like I had posted a Tik Tok that. flopped. And it was it was doing ass. Like it's the Can we look at what it's. at? There's a song attached to it, but. it's probably at 3,000 likes still. Like the one before that that one. >> Oh, the high track one? >> Yeah, let's see what that's at. Let's. just see the the likes real quick. >> I'm getting a divorce. >> I'm getting a divorce. >> Oy. >> Okay, that's at 4,000 likes, right? Look.
at the difference. So I post that and. I'm like [ __ ] that's a bad video. It's. like not doing good, right? And then I. was like I was literally just drunk and. I was like I'm just going to shoot the. [ __ ] like I'm just going to be like. I literally just pulled out my phone. in one take and was just like I'm drunk. as hell in this. >> I could tell when I watched it you were. drinking. >> I'm like does anyone remember like. randomly it just hit me and I was like I. wonder if people would remember it. And. then sometimes in the moment is the best. content. Sometimes the content that. you're planning you think is funny and. that'll do well doesn't work. And then.
this [ __ ] 11 million views. My biggest Tik Tok of the year so far. just on a random [ __ ] Like it's crazy, so. >> Wait, so um what you were 13 in that. video? That's insane. >> Yeah, 2016. >> I would literally at 13 years old I. couldn't even remember the Pythagorean. theorem let alone like five. >> remember three names. So. Yeah, that's So that's what was going. on. >> That's so insane. >> know what to post after that. I tried. like I don't know. I. >> That's actually [ __ ] insane.
>> I was posting everyday until then. Now. I've haven't posted in like two days cuz. now I'm scared. I'm like, oh well, you know, like what do you do to post. after that? Like. >> I think you should recreate the video. That's [ __ ] crazy though. I cannot. imagine being third That's just insane. So famous. >> No, I. Not anymore. But people know. People. remember me, but. >> so much anxiety. I've had moments where. I like meet people and I feel like I'm. not nice enough and I'll actually like. overthink it so much. Like if that. happened to me, I would actually I'd. feel so anxious about that situation.
>> No, the situation sounds like it sucks. But also Jacob, you just got 11.5. million views. What are you talking. about, dude? You're still up. >> Thanks, guys. Thanks, guys. So it was. it's because of nostalgia, you know, like I understand. It's definitely. weird. I think um other people that like. I don't know. Well, it's a great segue. into Selena Gomez being on uh Benny. Blanco and Lil Dicky just started a. podcast called Friends Keep Secrets. It. came out. Um episode one did pretty.
good. We still had more subs than them, more followers on IG. They had like 10K. Then Selena Gomez adds an Instagram. feature called secret friends instead of. close friends for the podcast. It says. follow close Friends Keep Secrets. It's. at 1.3 million followers on IG. >> Imagine having that much of a pull. >> And she's episode two of the podcast and. now they're up. They could get anyone. They're probably going to have Michelle. Obama on the podcast. They're going to. go to the top. They passed us. They. literally It was like we were like a. little I was like, wow, see this podcast.
game is tough. Guys, no, it's not not. for them. >> I literally met Benny Blanco at Target. So we kind of could be like this third. guest. >> Oh, should we. >> I'll be the third guest. Let's get him. up. >> We literally could. >> Benny. >> I met you guys. >> never do it. You know, their sponsors. are like White Claw, the biggest company. in the world. They've already secured. like the biggest sponsors in the world. >> it's Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. It's. >> Yeah, it's it's just different. >> cooked from the start. >> But speaking of that, um oh yeah, [laughter].
we added in Selena kissing his foot. So. in the in the her episode she kisses his. feet. >> Well, have you guys seen the foot in the. beginning? The foot he wore in the other. episodes. In episode 1, I think he was. uh shoeless and his feet were on there. and they look nasty. And Selena in the. response uh started. >> Can I show my best friend's feet the. other day? >> Oh. Wait, who's that? Who's that? >> [laughter]. >> Who's that? >> She went barefoot to Walgreens. >> Who is that?
>> Ashley. >> Oh, man. >> [laughter]. >> So I kind of have I'd kiss her feet. >> Richie, are you like a big like let's. walk around barefoot vibe type of guy? >> No. >> Really? >> No, I'm not. >> Socks? Like if anything, you'll wear. socks? >> Um like where are we going? >> No, if you're just hanging around like. the at your place. >> If I'm inside, yes. But like if I'm on. screen, shoes on. >> I have been barefoot on the Las Vegas. strip. I have been barefoot in. restaurants. I've been barefoot in. stores. I've been barefoot at bars. I I.
understand this. >> you know? >> Yes, I actually got kicked out. >> That's how you get like some fungus or. fungi. >> barefoot everywhere. I'm barefoot and my. feet have been the most disgusting. looking thing you've ever seen. I live. by the barefootness. I like I will. literally bruh my favorite thing ever is. 4th of July National dipping my toes in. that mud and just screaming it [snorts]. in my toes. And then walking around with these muddy. little feet. >> [gasps]. [laughter]. >> It's so good. I love dirty feet. I'm.
with Benny Blanco on this one. >> [laughter]. >> You and Selena got a lot in common. >> No, I don't like other people's dirty. feet. I love my dirty feet. >> And Selena loves his dirty feet. Ooh. >> Look at those. >> Ooh. Me too, Ben. >> I mean, I've had moments where I like to. walk around barefoot. Feels good. >> Have you ever been barefoot? >> Oof. Oof. But they're not as dirty as that. >> Me too. Why they. You know what? It looks like it's been. caked on for so long that like it's like.
that was him scrubbing it off in the. shower, but it's like still there a. little bit. I've been there. >> I don't know. These two give me like. Quentin Tarantino vibes. Like I feel. like any black hole wasn't like one of. his album covers. >> or someone's feet, too. >> Mhm. >> Um like like I feel like he's got a. >> foot fetish? >> they are I think they're up to some. stuff over there. >> With the feet. And then, you know what? That's. love. >> Let it be. Put a toe Don't yuck your. Don't yuck your their yums. They can do. what they want. >> Yeah, they can do. >> You know, it's. >> What happens in the bedroom stays in the. bedroom. Yeah. Like [laughter].
a fetish never hurt anybody. Exactly. It could be a lot worse. >> Are you on feetfinder? >> No, I'm not, actually. >> Really? >> How old are you? >> I. >> Yeah, wait. >> Don't think so. >> What a casual way to ask that. >> I was just wondering cuz don't they rate. your feet on there? >> that like you were asking somebody, "Do. you have Instagram?". >> Oh. Well, oh no, no, no. Wait, where's the. one where they rate your feet? Like they. rate celebrities' feet, right? >> this is it. And it's like different. celebrities. >> I know what you're talking about. they. have Jacob on there. I bet you you're on. there. >> No. I Why would I be on there?
>> People post it. >> Well, if you've ever been. No, it might not be this one. Is it. >> What is it called? Wait, look up. celebrity feet like website. It's a. thing and they post people's feet and. they rate it. Like I I guarantee you're. on it. WikiFeet, yeah. Let's see if Jacob's on it. I bet you. are. >> on there, too. >> I definitely am not. I'm not that cool. You have to be like really cool to be on. here, I think. Yeah, THERE YOU ARE. >> 74. >> [laughter].
[screaming]. >> BUT CANNOT UNDER THIS SITE CATEGORY. >> OH. >> WikiFeet men. Oh. >> Oh, even from Big Bear. >> OH MY GOD, 9 million? Wait, what? >> Where? >> In the top corner. Wait, what? >> the photo ID. Okay, okay. I was like, bro. >> Oh. >> Oh, yeah. >> They're doing active feet pics of you. >> Oh no, bro. >> Dude, like what is this? >> That's when I broke my foot. >> What? >> weird.
But take [ __ ] from the pod. >> I was going to say, is that the pod? >> That's not the. >> No, uh-uh. >> That's not right? >> Yeah, no, no, no. It just looked like. it. >> Wait, no way you're on this. Cali, you. probably are, too. >> There's no way. >> Sick freaks out here. God. >> That's recent as hell. Wait, I kind of. want to see if I'm on here now. >> That's literally from our Big Bear trip. >> Yeah, no, that's from uh last weekend. >> Which one? This one? >> No, the top left. >> Oh, top left. >> That's literally from Big Bear. >> What? >> Kayla. No, she's definitely on it. >> it. I'm.
>> All 20 photos. >> Oh, aw, oh. All mine are really. outdated. See, I'm not as cool. These. are so old. Yeah. >> I just don't get it. >> Wow, they're really into your feet. >> don't get it. >> wait. I forgot there's a star ranking. >> Oh, wait. >> Oh, 4.24. >> All right, well, let's see mine. Let's. see mine. Let's see mine. >> 4.2 stars. >> Come on. >> I'll take it. I'll take it. >> I'll take it. Jacob, I feel like you. have a good ranking. You have a good. rank. >> So, you have 4.2. 4.6. >> No way. Damn it.
>> Let's go. >> My feet are really ugly, to be fair. >> I didn't never have thought about the. attractiveness of my feet. >> I do a lot. Well, I also feel like it's different as. a guy. Like, you're not worried about. like your mani or pedi or like. >> No. >> Yeah. >> If anything, you guys want to see. something crazy, go go down on this page. and go to the broken foot one, the one. that you were like, "What is this?" That. one. Look at that. Look at my toenails. I hadn't clipped those in a while. I got. cooked for that. >> Dude, there are some freaks in the. They're literally Someone's taking.
>> Look at That's where my foot Some bad. way. >> Yo, look at my foot's purple from. breaking it. That's the night I broke my. foot. >> Oh. And is it bad like like I have a. knee-jerk reaction for like I want to. gag looking at this. Like I think feet. are kind of gross. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, I kind of I'm kind of on that. >> I'd suck your feet. >> Like that was sort of nasty. I would. have pulled that off screen. >> Some people also have that same thing. for armpits. >> What, an armpit fetish? >> Mhm. >> I think you can have. >> there's a fetish for everything. I think. there's a fetish for everything. >> Yeah. What is it, rule. >> There's a fetish to shove something down.
your penis hole, too. >> Ugh. Or not ugh. I don't. >> that. >> No, ugh. Yeah, okay. >> That's the worst thing in the [ __ ]. world. To be honest, that's like a. nightmare. The I think that's the worst. thing that can happen. >> People like that. >> Yeah, that's like torture. >> I think that'd be the worst. I think. that's. >> top. worst things that can. >> I would rather. I would rather What what. >> I'd rather almost anything else. >> Mhm. >> You could name almost anything. >> Would you rather drink throw up? >> Yes. >> Would you rather Would you rather eat.
human poop? >> Yeah. I'd be [laughter] happy. It'd be [ __ ] but. >> [clears throat]. >> I I would vomit everywhere, but at least. I wouldn't. >> literally one of the worst things that. could happen? >> dude. I don't know, but I don't like. thinking about it, right? >> Would you rather. >> Uh-huh. >> Oh my god, people are going to be. gagging listening to this. >> What? >> Okay, I'll try to think of something cuz. my brain is really gross. Okay, would. you rather. have. a needle go like poke your eyeball. or have a needle poke your pee-pee hole?
>> Eyeball. >> No way. Really? >> Oh my god. >> Dude, there's like a million things I'd. rather You can name the worst things. ever. Like. >> poking your eyeball. >> cut off a finger? >> Yeah. Easy. Okay, but so That's better. than the eyeball. No anesthesia. Cut off. your finger. Like gnaw it off. >> Chop it off. Chop off the whole arm. I. DON'T CARE. >> NO WAY. >> SEE, I don't know about the whole. >> take both arms. THE THING IS. I DON'T [laughter]. CARE. >> No way. >> [ __ ].
>> I mean, I see. I see that that. >> Would you rather somebody cut off your. dick or shove it something down the. peepee hole? >> Ooh. >> I we'd go for the hole then. >> Yeah. >> We got a hole. We got a hole answer. >> [laughter]. >> You won. YOU WON. >> YAY! >> OH MAN. SO, WOW, WE REALLY went off on a. vibe there. I like that. >> I like that. >> What else do we have for you? >> Oh, your hangxiety. >> Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, yeah. Hangxiety. All right, can we get off this page? >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, dude, I'm a little horrified by. this. >> Yeah, anyway. ALL RIGHT. OH.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO TO OUR NOTES. LET'S. SEE, LET'S SEE, LET'S SEE, let's see. >> Wow. Would you secretly get married? >> Mhm. Honestly, yeah. I might. Why? >> Cuz Zendaya and Tom Holland did. And I. don't know how the [ __ ] I. My wedding dress would be everywhere. >> Really? Oh, well, yeah, see, you would. want to share at least friends and fam. Well, friends and family I'm sure would. go. But. >> Okay, yeah, wait, let's. How do you hide this from everybody? >> Let's see. Law Roach. >> No, you can't tease much cuz you're a.
vault, but we are living for Zendaya's. wedding looks. Is there anything you can. tease for us? >> The wedding's already happened. You. missed it. >> It's not true. >> It's very true. >> Thank you so much. >> You really have anything else you want. to say? >> Imagine how mad you'd be if one of your. friends Well, actually, this is. Zendaya's stylist, a long time stylist, and celebrity stylist Law Roach, um. icon. But, um how upset would you be if. you you do this whole secret wedding, nobody knows, and then someone casually. in an interview is just like already.
happened. I'm very sure, and then walks. away. And the whole point of it was to keep it. like secret. >> That is so insane. How did they hide. that? Are they actually married? >> I mean, yeah. This is the one person. that's said so. >> would be there at the wedding. >> How did they hide that? How the [ __ ] do. you hide a whole wedding? >> I don't know. >> I don't think it's that hard. Famous. couple, that's insane. >> just kept it low-key. >> Wow. >> Family, you know, kind of close. >> I would kill to know what her dress.
looked like. I know she looked so. [ __ ] good. Oh my god, that's crazy. That's actually [ __ ] insane. >> I think it's kind of cool. I just would. have revealed it after. You know what I. mean? There would have been a point. where I'm like, "All right, here are all. the photos." But like I I I had. What, did the fly? >> Oh my god. >> sorry, guys. >> I can um relate to like not wanting like. paparazzi there, all this [ __ ]. [ __ ] of like people more in your. Like I I I don't know. People bugging. you like you want close friends, family,
building that sort of. um wedding atmosphere. I just uh. I don't know why you wouldn't tell. people. Like after. Like once it's. already done, then you could just post. the pictures. >> Right? >> Yeah. People already know they're. together, so it wouldn't really make a. difference. If anything, you just. wouldn't want people to like spoil it, I. guess, in the moment. But I guess after, yeah, why wouldn't you want to let. people know? It's a good thing, right? >> it's really cool with how A-list they. are, like beyond famous, and that they. were able to get a whole secret wedding.
And on top of that, Zendaya's in like. seven of the biggest films coming out. this year, too. Like. >> than him? Is she taller than him? Spider-Man. >> Yeah, um Euphoria is coming back out. Like how was she able to secretly have a. wedding on top of like seven major. blockbuster films coming out this year? Like what That is insane. >> Is she taller than him? >> Yeah. >> Actually? >> Yeah. >> Hey. Shout out to Tom Holland, man. >> Oh, wait, that's so sweet. >> That makes me so happy. Spider-Man, so. >> Yeah, he has aura, like unmatched. And.
and a British accent. Yeah, it's it's a Imagine [laughter] I. was wrong. And a British accent. Everyone was like, "No.". >> No, he doesn't. She's British. She's. British. >> He is. He is. He seems like also just a. cool guy. I think he's sober as well. I. think he publicly said that. Yes, Tom. Holland is sober and has been sober for. over. 3 and 1/2 years. >> Do you guys remember your secret. wedding? >> I wasn't supposed to say that. >> Oh. >> Um. >> [ __ ] now we might just have to do a. public one. >> Damn. >> [ __ ].
>> Emma, cut that. Yo, yeah. >> Yeah, wait guys. >> Emma, >> [laughter]. >> cut that. >> Aw. How old is Zendaya? >> That's a good question. Let's guess. 25. No, no. >> No. >> That grew up with me. >> 28. >> Yeah, 28, 29 is my guess. >> I'm going to go like 26, 27. >> All right, let's see. Actually, you. might be right. >> 27, that's my lucky number. And we're. going to Vegas tomorrow. >> a lot on 26. My hus said 26 is speaking.
to him, so I'm doing. >> Your what said to that? >> Hus. >> Oh. It's. 29. >> You said that right. >> Winner, winner, chicken dinner. I'm. putting money on 29 now. >> How old's Tom Holland? Let's guess. Wait. No, oh no, no. >> 31, 31. >> 31. >> Hey, change your answer, [ __ ]. >> I'm going to go 29. No, X 20. >> 28. >> 28. >> 31. >> 29. >> Woah. THAT WAS THE FIRST ONE. >> DAMN IT. I thought for sure I was going to get. that.
>> [laughter]. >> Damn, imagine being almost 30 and you're. still playing like a high schooler on. >> Flex. >> Flex, that's great. >> He looks good. >> He looks great. It's believable. I'm. just like, wow, that's wild, like. >> Like he's 30. >> Yeah, he's got like the Ralph Macchio. effect. >> Playing a 16-year-old. >> And you know who else has that effect? >> You? >> Haha. >> You could, you yeah. >> I feel like I could play all the things. that I audition for like for to play. like 16. >> No, like that's age dope. I mean, I feel. like that's how a lot of TV works. It's.
just a. >> Like that's a gift to play younger. >> That's a gift, Jacob. >> Yeah, I got to be playing to that. >> wait to see what you're going to look. like when you're 40. >> Hopefully, I think there's going to be a. age where all catches up. >> No, I don't think so. That doesn't. >> We We've looked up Ralph Macchio, man. >> What does he look like now? >> He was just starring in Cobra Kai. >> Oh, really? How old is he? He's probably 50. >> He is. 64. I mean, he looks like this. >> up. And that's definitely And that's no. plastic surgery, bro.
>> He's older than Mr. Miyagi was in the. original Karate Kid. >> He's 64? >> Jacob, you're so blessed. >> dude. You're going to be fine. >> Wait, look up him at like age 30. >> Jacob, you're so lucky. >> At 30, he looked 20. >> Look up cuz it was viral, I think, on. TikTok. >> Bro. >> That's him at 30. >> That's him at 30. >> That's insane. >> That's him at 30. He looked 20. He's. just Ralph Macchio. >> So, he's like 10 years behind, but I'm. sure he loves it. >> Yeah, 100%. >> Bro.
>> What 63-year-old looks like that good? I. mean, damn. >> No, actually, that's incredible. >> his Mr. Miyagi training. >> You think he goes to the gym every day? >> 100%, dude. >> Yeah. Oh, so he actually does karate. >> Watch out. >> I don't know, but I like to believe it. >> What movies was he in like back in the. day? >> Karate Kid, The Outsiders. >> Outsiders. >> And now he's in Cobra Kai. That's all I. can name. >> Cobra Kai is a big one, right? Isn't it. on Netflix? >> on Netflix. Just ended pretty recently. >> But he played like a character in it? >> He's the I mean, the second I That one. follows the villain, Johnny Lawrence,
but uh he is the I guess the bad guy in. I I don't know. >> That's cool. >> I'm so jealous. I'm going to need a. face-lift. >> We should have him on the podcast, and. we could just be twins. >> That's so insane. >> That would be iconic. >> Macchio on the be crazy, and he can He. just karate? >> Ooh, and we break boards. >> Dude, that would be so fun. We could. break the ice like in the movie. Cha. >> Yeah. I haven't seen that one. >> seen it. That's the second one, I think. >> I was in karate. >> I like that idea. Oh, really? >> Yep. >> I did taekwondo.
>> What belt were you? >> [sighs]. >> White. >> [ __ ]. >> Oh. What belt were you? >> Yellow. >> That's one ahead. >> Yeah, exactly. >> Better, but not impressive. >> broke a board with my hand. >> I broke a board with my hand, too. >> Broke two boards with my hand. >> Yeah, I did three and I did and then I. did 10 because I just wanted to show it. >> 39. >> Boards? >> Yes. >> Mhm. >> I took down a house with my breath. >> [laughter]. >> Hell, yeah. Bro, I didn't eat before.
this. I'm not going to. >> I had Shake Shack. >> Can you hear my stomach growling? >> You should try the new McDonald's. Archburger. >> What? >> Did you see the CEO eating it? Dude, it. was crazy. >> What is that about? >> And so McDonald's CEO tried Yeah, they're launching like a new burger. I. think it just came out this week. >> The Archburger? >> It's like the Big Mac The Big Mac. without the bread in the middle and then. the meat's like bigger. >> Okay, so it's like a Big Mac. >> a Big Mac kind of. >> But just a bigger patty. >> Without the bun in the middle and bigger.
patty. >> We should do a review of the the. Archburger. >> I literally just ate a. McDonald's Arch. No, McDonald's the M, the arch, dude. The golden arch. >> Oh. Oh, I was thinking more like in banging. out terms we would think the arch. >> I got a good arch. Actually, >> Oh. >> I'll save it for after we talk about. this, but okay, anyway. >> Period. >> [laughter]. >> Period. >> Well, here's the video of. CEO going viral after taking basically a.
Squidward bite out of this burger. >> with You've heard about it. Here it is, the Big Arch. This is something that we. have tested already. in Portugal, Germany, Canada. I love. this product. It is so good. I'm going. to do a tasting right now, but I'm going. to eat this for my lunch, just so you. know. So, here we go. First, holy cow. God, that is a big burger. We've got a. very unique kind of sesame poppy sort of. bun on it. We've got two quarter-pound.
patties, a delicious big trying to get. this thing I don't even know how to. attack it. Got so much to it. There's also some crispy onions on here. as well. I see those kind of coming out. All right, the moment of truth. >> Oh. >> That looks so good. >> Bro just got the bun. >> No, THAT WAS THE SMALLEST BITE in the. world. That's so funny. >> Bro got the bun. >> He definitely did not eat that. >> eaten McDonald's in his life. >> He's probably like that's for the sheep.
Like literally though. >> I mean it's quite. >> goes in it. So he's like take one bite. and he's like. now I got cancer. >> Bro, that's insane. >> He obviously does not eat McDonald's. Look at him. Hello. >> He probably thinks everyone's a NPC or a. sheep that eats it and he could just. brainwash everyone cuz he goes I'm. actually going to eat this for my whole. lunch as soon as after this. What? Eat it all on camera then. Mukbang. Yeah, eat it all on camera. He He literally had just a bite with bun. and probably lettuce.
>> Yeah, no, that There was no meat in. that. There was no meat in that bite. There was no seasoning on that bite. >> And he kind of sounds like Squidward, too. I'm not going to lie. Like after he. took the bite, he's like. Man, that tastes so really good. Man, I had just had that eat the new. Arch burger. >> He ate Nobu for lunch, not [ __ ]. McDonald's. >> Oh, he ate five-star sushi. He had the. sashimi. He had the spicy tuna. He had. everything. Some soy sauce, some sweet.
soy sauce, and he um. As soon as that video was done, he. probably brought that to the team and. was like, here we go. Bro, this [ __ ]. ass. >> Yeah, I know, but what do you expect. from McDonald's? Also, speaking of Arch, one of my exes texted me and I kind of. want to see how long the text was. All. right. Oh. Oof. >> Did I ever share the story on here? Just. checking. About how I got roofied in. London. Did I ever share that? >> Yeah. >> Yes. Oh, that's why. >> That was [ __ ] scary.
>> Oh, that's why it tested me. >> What? Why? >> Cuz it was with him. >> No, that was a while ago though. >> So then what happened? You shared that. like probably 5 months ago. >> That was probably like episode 4. >> Yeah, that was like one of our first. episodes. >> right off the bat. >> Wait, what's X? The SoundCloud rapper? >> The one who was like secretly gay. >> Yeah, yeah, you've told that whole. story. >> Yeah, yeah. >> What did he have to say? >> He wants to hang out. >> Richie, what do YOU THINK?
>> HELL NO. >> Hell no. >> Hell no. >> Unless what? Yeah, I was going to say, this guy. has brought in roofies before. >> He ripped my tongue off of the webbing. >> I forgot about actually all this [ __ ]. >> Wait, so was he a terrible person? >> Yeah, [ __ ] this guy. >> Was like fine. >> I thought it was other people or like. some weird [ __ ] in London with like. random people. >> the reason I got in that situation. >> you? >> No, but he's the reason I got roofied. because he dropped me off at a bar and. left me there and then just ignored me.
all night and so I got like taken. Yeah, he was weird. And then he gave me a. dagger as a present. When I first met. him, he gave me a knife. I don't know. >> It do sounds like a freak. Drop him. >> Yeah, my tongue webbing. >> Probably just don't respond then. >> Oh, now I'm sweating. Okay. >> [laughter]. >> This is a good episode, guys. Be sure to. comment, like, subscribe, and leave some. hype points. We're going to go to Vegas tomorrow by. the time you see this. Yeah, yo. Let's. say how much we're going to be up. >> I need to be up $35,000.
Like I need to be. >> I need to be up. I'm going for honestly. I'm going to be up $12,000. >> That's good. That's good. That's I'd be. happy with 12. >> I'm going to be up $12,000. >> If I lose money this Vegas trip like. last time, I will unfortunately not be. at any more podcast shoots because I. will be jumping off of the wing. >> Okay. >> I'm dead ass, bro. I can't keep doing. it.
>> Uh, well. >> I'm preparing. >> Let's win money. >> Black on 13, 26. Calm. Calm. >> [gasps]. >> Poker face. >> And then and then also like can I get. some champagne? >> Oh my. >> I love the complimentary champagne when. you're just. Oh, it's just there's nothing like it. I'm definitely going to lose. >> No, don't say that. >> I've never won in Vegas. >> Okay, but we're going to be good because. we actually have events to go to so. we'll like. >> We'll have times to take breaks. >> Yes. >> But also we're staying at hotels that. have casinos. Before we were staying at.
a Airbnb. You know how dangerous that. is? I'm going to wake up at 4:00 in the. morning and be like. >> Hi guys. >> [laughter]. >> Is there a key? >> Uh, I would be coming with. >> going right downstairs while everyone's. asleep and I'm just going to. degenerately gamble and I'm going to go. back up. [laughter] Imagine getting back. into bed like down like 10,000. >> god. >> No, I had fun, guys. >> Oh my god, watching the sunrise from the. [ __ ] Oh god. >> I got a great sleep last night. I didn't. go down and lose all the money without. anybody knowing. >> That was a dream, right? >> That's like That's like I don't know. That's like.
I don't know. It's just so tempting. You're just too close to it, you know? >> You hear it from your room. >> Right downstairs. Yeah, you could just. hear the the the. of the slot machines and [ __ ] Uh. And the oxygen that they give you there. Just pure H2O or H2O's water. Hydrogen. >> C2O. >> Is that what that is? >> No. >> What are you saying? Carbon dioxide? >> Hydrogen C2O. >> CO2? >> CO2? Is that oxygen? >> No. Oxygen is oxygen. Sorry, I I zoned. out for a second. Wasn't sure where you.
were at. >> What's oxygen? H C2O. >> I just saw a clip of us with Ari Kisti. and we were like what's the capital of. New York? I fully watched it. I go. Albany. And I sit there on the [ __ ] couch. going um, Albuquerque? Like why did that. happen? Like I know it the answer. >> Remember when we did the Are You Smarter. Than a Fifth Grader episode with like. when we were like doing the court kicks? >> the lights make me stupid or something. >> I think it's the pressure. It's like. when you're really trying to think and. you know everyone's watching.
Actually, I kind of forget sometimes. while we're filming that this is being. filmed. >> Me, too. >> And then afterwards I'm like, oh wow, that was all on camera. And then I. forget. I'm so into it sometimes when we. film and in the moment it's like a. meditation that after I'm reflecting on. what was said. But during like I don't. remember like when when I leave here. like I don't really remember everything. we talked about today. I was just in the. moment reacting. >> Mhm. I get like that sometimes. >> All right, well. You want to segue us. out with a little rap song? >> Yeah. >> I heard you wrote a little song for us. >> I did.
>> Do we want a beat? >> All right. >> Yeah. Yeah. Big J's, big Kayla on the. track. Every time we do it, this shit's. addicting like crack. >> Addicting like crack. He blow out my. back. Yeah, I like when I crack. His. dick was in my ass. I [music] like anal, I won't pass. Put it in my [ __ ] I like. when it's getting real gushy. Banging. [music] out. >> Banging out. Banging out. Banging out. Banging out. We banging out.
We on my couch. [music] Put it in her. mouth. What's that all about? Uh, what's. that all about? Hey. Richie sliding. through. He comes to my [music] room. And after that you know [singing] what. we about to do. What do you think we're going to do? Are. we going to [ __ ] or play? I don't even. know no more. Is this a board game? Hey. Cuz I ain't bored no more. Hey. You got. a boner for sure. Hey. Yeah. Richie, hey. Yeah. Richie got a big ass. smile on his face. You see [music] what.
I did? I'm in this [ __ ]. That's how I live. Kayla, bring it back. cuz you wrote this [ __ ] and that's. [music] real [ __ ] and I'm on the track. and I'm just going to uh uh uh uh. I'm breaking out Richie's back. Hey. >> And. >> [ __ ]. >> In Vegas [music] I'll make a lot of. money. The roulette table won't think. it's very funny. >> Is that [music] that money? Woah, that's. a lot of chips. Ooh. Damn, beat switch, beat switch, hey.
Beat switch. I'm going to ooh. >> Yeah, I'm putting money on black 13. Yeah, I'm going to be drinking hella. lean. I'm going to be. out of my mind on it. Um. >> When I walk like this, everybody walk my. way, hey. When I'm at the casino, hey, they better pay. If I don't 10x my. money, then I'm not going to stay. But.
when I'm on the way back, you know, that's how I play. We going to play all. the hits. They going to be uh-huh, yeah. We going to play all the hits with money. in our hands, money in my hands, money. in my hands. I'm a I'm getting bands, yeah, yeah. >> Thank you guys for watching this episode. of Banging Out, and we are rap gods, and. we're releasing [music] an album in 2. days. >> It's coming out. It's called um. All [laughter] right, anyways. [gasps]. >> I love you guys. >> Love you guys. Thank you guys for. watching. Leave a like, subscribe. Leave. some hype points down below. >> And if you made it to this point,
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