IF IT DOESN'T FIT, DON’T FORCE IT | Ep #20 | Bangin' Out w/ Kayla Malecc & Jacob Sartorius
I'm I'm sitting in the ER and you know. I've been throwing up all day. I'm loopy. as I'm dehydrated and I think that this. would be a funny video because. >> you know has no no no. this is one of my favorite videos I've. ever made in my life. >> It doesn't fit. Don't force. >> That could be about piercing. >> the top comment. That could be about. your septic. >> It could be. What was it actually about? >> It was aimed. >> I'm going to need you to elaborate. Banging out.
>> Welcome back to the Banging Out podcast. I'm your host, Jacob Santorini. >> What's up? >> Okay. And I'm I'm the other one. And I'm. Kayla. uh. >> Molini. >> Molini. Malikini. >> and Jacob Santorini. >> Oo. >> Brain rot is crazy. You want to know. what's like actually disgusting and. perverted is I have seen so many people. like and like little kids having brain.
rot themed tonor. themed. >> I don't know what that is and I don't. want to know. >> Okay. Well, it's like brain rot themed. birthdays. >> Oh, >> and it's like it's sad. >> We need to go back to Spider-Man. birthdays. We need to go back to uh you. know just the classics. >> Yeah. No, they're doing like like brain. raw AI themed. >> which is ridiculous. Which is. ridiculous. That is a real thing. >> Well, that guy looks like he's 35. >> That's why I'm calling it per. >> He's a little too old for the uh brain.
raw birthday. Okay, that's more fitting. >> And it's not though. >> But see, we're not tapped into that. culture. Like my for you page isn't. that. >> And mine has been and I let it go after. two months. >> And that's a red flag. >> No, no, no, no. >> You want to talk about red flag? Yeah. >> How about you talk about your weekend? >> Well, yeah. No. this past weekend. Uh, no Theo Vaughn. Um, but because he has a. podcast called weekend rap. >> Yeah. No, this past weekend, no Theo.
Von. All right. No, this past weekend I. got a little bit too turn. >> You're be riding me like Tron. Go ahead. >> Ooh, like Tron. Um, wow. Well, yeah, this past weekend was a little bit. crazy. I uh went out to a party and I. got a little bit wasted and um you guys. weren't anywhere to be found. So, I just. had No, I just had to do my own thing. >> Okay. And where was the invite, though? >> No, I'm going to do my own thing. >> Like, where was. >> What is that? Amber alert.
>> I need to take my birth control. I'm. sorry. I'm really sorry. I didn't know. it was like It's like an alarm that goes. off every day. >> You know what, Emma? >> We're safe. >> We love you and we hope you take care of. that. >> And we'll see you in a in a second. All. right. We'll see you in a jiffy. >> There was no invite to this party, mind. you. Um, I didn't even know I was going. to end up here, but long story short, I. did. And I ended up on a Twitch stream. with a man by the name of Ed Matthews. And um, everyone at this party was like,
"Yo, Ed Matthews is here." And I was. like, "Cool." Long story short, this guy. comes up to me and says, "Do you swing. the other way?" On a live stream, I. don't know how many people are watching, but these clips are going viral cuz I. woke up the next morning and, you know, I've been on a couple people's streams. I've been on Neon stream. I've been on. many people's streams when I'm out. partying and I wake up the next morning. and I always have this thought. I'm. like, I wonder if that got clipped. And. I always check and there's no clips. This time I wake up and I'm like, oh.
[ __ ] they're going viral. And I. literally wanted to hide for uh the. whole day, but looking back on it, oh, here we go. >> So, he just came up to you and asked if. we can watch the clip, everybody. And. for the our audio listeners, you know, you'll hear the audio. >> Yes, sir. How about I love your accent? >> Wait, can we pause really quick? >> No, >> really quick. I I know Jacob so well and. I could just tell he is this. >> Jacob is so gone. >> That and you immediately the second that.
you realize like you put on your. sunglasses at night, like you knew, dude. That was a smart move right there. >> I mean, dude, that's just high IQ [ __ ]. right there. Wait. Um, I just I've seen. Jacob like this a handful of times and. this is so fun. >> Oh, I'm glad you're loving this. >> Let's listen. >> Yes, sir. How about you? >> I love your accent. >> Are you zesty, bro? >> No. >> Oh, all right. Good. >> No, just cuz you said you love my. accent. I don't. >> No, the whole thing was.
>> I just think it's dope. >> Hey, come on. Cuz. >> a bottle of Hennessy in his hand. used. to be the king of. >> Wait, can we go to the other one? Cuz. that was the first moment that he came. up to me. This was after Look at the. first thing he said to me. This was the. first thing I remember. >> Or a man. >> I had a girlfriend, but not anymore. >> Have you ever bro? >> Not yet. >> Not yet. >> Not yet. >> So you are. >> So you are like like LGBTQ.
I got just genuinely I I got nothing. against LGBTQ. >> I wouldn't identify that way. >> But but you pass me. You wouldn't say. no. >> I wouldn't say no. >> Should we move on? >> And my boy's like, "Should we move on?". >> No. No. Let's move. But I'm a vibe, bro. You know what? Yeah. >> Hey, look. Let's go. Let's go get Let's. go. >> Ed, I don't know who this is. His eyes. don't lie. That man is. >> That one was on drugs.
>> Many drugs. He was on drugs. >> Who the [ __ ] goes up to somebody and the. first question is, "Yo, bro, are you. foodie, bro?". >> Let's look up like, "All right." Yeah. Not yet. And then it's his face. And. then Ed sounds kind of like he's trying. to get with Jacob in this one. Not going. to lie. >> Why does he care so much? Ed Matthews. the most insecure man on the planet. Why? Okay, so people Okay, but I. thought, okay, I knew Okay, I'm going on. a Twitch stream. I don't know what he's. going to say. who who could have ever. >> but his whole bit was like trying to. just ask me if I was like.
>> gay. >> gay and I don't know I just kind of um I. don't know I answered honestly and I. said not yet. >> and um and that's I mean that like you. know I I don't know I didn't think that. was like something that you could catch. somebody like um. >> I don't know I think he was trying to. look for like a viral clip or like rage. bait or some sort of thing to like he. was at that party to try to like meet. people and go up and troll them. >> I think he was like really [ __ ] up and.
the second you go, I like your accent, he thought you were flirting and. >> he was looking at you like this. Like. his eyes were he had his eyes are like, bro, blood's all eyes, no. >> N Yeah. No, it was a little bit crazy, but um at the same time I uh. >> I don't know. I woke up the next. morning, like I said, and I saw these. clips going viral and I was like, damn. And and so many of my friends that are. part of the LGBTQ community have hit me. up and have said like,
>> "Look at his face. What is that? Who is. Ed Matthews?". >> Nah, it's crazy. Like a ton of my. friends have hit me up and said, you. know, that they thought it was so funny. that I said not yet. >> It is. >> And um but yeah, no, I was just. answering honestly and that's how my. weekend went. I was out at parties and. uh I stayed up till 8:00 a.m. I ended up. calling my mom calls me, right? and she. goes, "It's like 8:00 a.m. The sun's. coming up. I've been to like three after. parties after this one." And my mom's.
like, "Hey, I just uh I didn't mean to. call you, but obviously she did." And I. was like, "Hey, I'm good." And she was. like, "You don't sound okay. Like, are. you good?" And I was like, "Yeah, no, I. promise I'm at my boy's house." She. didn't know the friend that I was at. And it was just so funny. And it was. just one of those nights where I was out. way too late. And uh this is what. happens, you know, when you're outside. and you're acting crazy and you run into. situations like this. But um. >> I will say that was one of the funniest. FaceTimes. It's like 2:00 p.m. the next.
day. >> and Jacob FaceTimes me and I call him. back and I'm like, "Hey, what's up?" And. he's in bed and I go, "Oh, you're hung. over, aren't you?" He goes, "Yeah, man. I need to show you something." And I. sent you he shows me the clips. >> and I'm just like at like. >> like I didn't even have to tell you. about my night. I was just watching. showing the clips and it's of like mind. you usually every weekend like we all do. something together or we go out or. whatever. So this is the one weekend in. forever that we have not all gone out. and it's him at a mansion. >> Where were you guys?
>> You guys are fake ass. >> Where was the invite? >> You guys are fake as hell. >> Where was the invite? >> No. You want to know what I was doing? >> What? >> Vomiting and I was in the ER as Jacob's. doing this. >> No, literally you were at the ER. I was. in the emergency room as you're clip. farming. >> and I was like I was very worried and. you didn't respond. And you know what, Kayla, can I give you a little piece of. advice? >> Yeah. >> You know, cuz now we're calling people. out. You know, in the last episode. you're like, "Yo, you're fake as fuck.". Like, "All right, girl. Clock it.".
>> All right. Ready? >> Yeah. >> You know, let me give you a piece of. advice. When you're in the ER, >> you responds and and somebody and you. text somebody, "I'm at the ER." And. somebody asks, "Are you okay?" like. myself, you respond to that because. that's the right thing to do if you're. able to and you didn't. And then I go on. TikTok and I see if it's big enough it. fits or whatever Tik Tok you posted. Like I mean what are we doing in the ER? Like I mean Kayla we're like really good. friends now. >> I actually need to address that.
>> And honestly that hurt me. >> I need to address that. >> Please do. >> Okay. So, first up, I I was at the ER. and the reason I was there is because I. was throwing up for 5 hours straight to. the point where I was choking on my. vomit coming out of my throat. And um so. I decided to go to the ER because I. physically felt like I was dying and my. stomach was hurting. I was my body was. giving up on itself, if you will. And um. so I get to the ER. >> You were giving up on your friends. >> No, listen. So I get to the ER. >> and they give me an IV. And as that's.
happening, I'm like, how funny would it. be to make a Tik Tok while I'm here? And. so I made a dumb It was a funny ass Tik. Tok. >> What did it say? Like, if it don't fit, don't can we pull up Kayla's Tik Tok, please? >> I don't regret it. >> This was the craziest video. I was. literally like, Kayla, are you okay? >> Well, my vagina did hurt while I was. there, but that's not why I was there. So, >> I don't want to know. >> Okay. Why? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry. >> Wait, what if it don't fit? What did you. say? >> It's one of me right there. It went more.
viral than. >> I want to quote you correctly. >> I It went more viral than I thought. >> 800,000 likes in 3 days. >> And I go, "Life lesson. >> Don't force it. >> If it doesn't fit, wait, hold on. Pause. it. Pause it. >> Hold on. We This is very serious. If it. doesn't fit, don't force it.". >> Well, >> how in the [ __ ] did you come up with. >> Okay, so I mean, I'm I'm sitting in the. ER and you know, I've been throwing up. all day. I'm loopy as [ __ ] I'm. dehydrated and I think that this would.
be a funny video because. you know has no no no. This is one of my favorite videos I've. ever made. >> It doesn't fit. Don't force. >> That could be about piercing. >> the top comment. That could be about. your septic. >> It could be. What was it actually about? >> It was aimed I'm going to need you to. elaborate. >> Yeah, literally. No, that's literally. me. What did you mean by that? >> I I will I don't know what I meant. And.
>> No, no, no. >> I like that. >> No, no, no. What? Well, what did you. mean by that? >> If what doesn't fit? >> This was one of my favorite videos. Literally, I hope you know. Moments before disaster. >> No, I hope you guys know. I had been I. had been like dying all day. I'm in the. hospital and I What were you talking. about? I look at Saturn and I go just. let me make this really quick. And first. take I just thought of that and then I. was like that is so funny. Now I did not.
think it would get 11 million views. >> She always pisses. >> She always pissing me off. >> Oh man. >> Moments before I It's funny. >> Wait, so but you haven't Guys, can we. all just have a moment? No. >> No, no, no. >> We need a moment of silence. What was it. about? Well, um I was making. >> Was this a reference towards something. sexual? >> Yeah, for sure. Yeah. >> And what were we referring to?
>> Well, I was not dealing with that and. actually the next day I made a response. being like, "Hey guys, I actually. I had norro virus and I I thought of. something funny while I was dying. >> on the emergency. >> If it doesn't, baby, you're good. If it. doesn't fit, don't force it." And you. know what? [ __ ] it. That's good. And I'm. sure somebody watched that video. One. out of the 11 million. >> So you were just capping. >> Not capping because I mean that's true. And I've I've I'm not I've had some some.
uh moments. >> It's a quote. It's a good thing. It's a. good thing. It's a good thing. >> But But how did you think of this? Was. this on your subconscious? >> Well, no, because um I was throwing up. all day and I was like really loopy and. out of it. >> Were you talking about the food, right? The food that you were eating. If it. doesn't fit, don't force it. >> I I'm not going to lie. you were talking. about. >> about penis. >> That's what I was going to say, twin. Um, and um, was this referring to. Saturn's penis?
>> No. >> No. >> I don't think he heard that one. >> I don't think he either. >> Um, wait. So, wait, wait, that's even. crazier. All right. No, I got you. >> Okay. Have you ever been like having a. bad day? >> No, I've never thought of that. Have you ever once decided to make a. funny video? >> Absolutely. >> Okay. And that's and but I but I think. that's a life lesson. I've been there. >> You know what, Kayla? Thank you for. teaching us.
>> Thank you. Thank you. >> A good life lesson. >> I know. And Okay. Also, I just want to. say really quick, I don't want anybody. to be like, you're like making videos. lying. Okay. I don't It was a. >> like she lied about the air tag, guys. >> Yeah, I lied about the air tag. Not. that. It was it was a joke [ __ ] skit. that I thought was funny as I was dying. from referring to just. >> sex for sure. But it was a joke and you. guys act like you don't see skits from. like the goddamn bop house all the god. forbid I make a joke about a penis being. big. Okay, go yourself. I was obviously.
in there for. >> no pun intended. Go yourself but with. something small enough to where it fits. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, exactly. I I [ __ ]. >> Speaking of it not fitting, Travis Kelly. and Taylor Swift are engaged. >> Wait, what was No, no, no. What was his. name? >> Travis Kelly. >> Kelsey. >> Kelsey. Oh, well, it's spelled wrong on. our notes. That was you. >> You put it on there. >> I didn't miss it from you. >> You should be ashamed. Richie, you're. our producer. >> Before we get into this.
on camera, >> pause really quick. >> No, that's all Richie's fault, guys. It's not my fault. I know it's Travis. Kelsey. Miss Kelsey. >> this weekend. Are we all going out? >> Potentially. >> What? >> Yes. >> Am I even say? Yeah, we're going to go. out. >> Yes. >> You leave for Australia. So, >> all right. Let's get lit. Travis Kelly. Travis Kelsey. Tomato tomato. >> Oh my god. Whoa. Look how big his hands. are. >> No, that's what I'm saying. Speaking of. it don't fit.
>> And that was for Taylor. And no, that. was No, that was for the ring because. actually, if you look up the articles, they said the ring was too small to. actually fit. >> That's what I meant. >> That's what I meant. >> Thank you. That video was about Taylor. Swift. >> Actually, if you do your research, uh, >> isn't an engagement, though? Doesn't. Taylor. >> I don't know. Do they get married? >> Does he even have a ring? >> It's an engagement. >> What is going on in this picture? Are. they married? Are they engaged? >> The ring is so big. It's like worth $5. million. I saw that just like literally. this morning. It's worth $5 million. It's the biggest, fattest ring I've ever.
seen. He did his big one with it for. sure. >> Bro, why whole hand fit around her. entire body? >> You don't even want to know what that. >> I don't want to know. >> what that you feel me. >> What do you even want? Like $5 million. on your hand all the time, though? I'd. be scared. >> Taylor Swift's going to get robbed. Just. kidding. She mobs with probably the. highest security. She probably mobs like. the president, >> you know. >> I would be scared I'd drop it or get it. dirty. We got Emma on the board today. because.
>> Oh, she got the glasses. >> So, I can actually look. >> She has the glasses. Harry Potter. >> Wait, hold on. Wait. John is also. missing today because did you know what. he said to me? He said, "I hope you. die.". >> He said, "And you like lie for. >> He said, "I hope you drown." And I was. like, "John, what a terrible thing to. say to somebody." He said, "You know. what? I'm not showing up to bang it out. today. >> I can't take the John slander. I'll. defend him with my life." Oh, bro, you. told me about this. >> off camera. Richie was like, "Trust me,
John's cool with every joke we make.". >> Yeah, but then I'm going to defend him. with my life. I love John and I'm hurt. by him not being here. It's just not a. priority. >> This is unreal. >> Did we even react to Taylor Swift's. engage? >> Yeah. Taylor Swift's ring, $5 million. >> Okay. Well, I want to say. >> congratulations to Taylor Swift. No, she. writes all these heartbreak songs and. now here she is with little. >> But did you see the caption of the post?
>> What? >> Your gym teacher and your English. teacher are getting married. >> That's so cute. And that's cute. And. that's cute. And I'm not a Swifty. But. 31 million likes in one day is insane. And I'm not a Swifty. I do like her. though. I think she's really talented. But that's I'm happy for them. I'm. really happy. >> Kill me I guess for saying it. I am a. Swifty to the extent. Not like a big one. like crazy girls, but I love Taylor. Swift. >> I do. I I love her. >> All the baddies love Taylor. I just. personally am not a fan of a lot of her.
music besides like her older stuff when. I was younger. >> You're a hater. >> What? >> Yeah. You're a hater. >> No. >> Yo, she's a hater, huh? >> No. >> Okay. No. No. When I was like 89. Shake. it off. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Like love. story. >> It's a love story, baby. Just say. >> Romeo. Oh, Travis. Just take me. somewhere we can be alone. Put your big. girthy [ __ ]. >> Oh, my tight little hole. >> We have to cut.
this. >> We We are not cutting that. That's too. funny. That's hilarious. >> She raised me. She raised me and I I do. love her and I'm so happy for her and. wait till she's pregnant. >> Oh my gosh. >> That will be the biggest that child. They're leaving the [ __ ] hospital in. a private jet. You know what I'm saying? If Sophie Rain's on a private jet, Taylor Swift's on a private spaceship. >> You know, she has like the like she. really [ __ ] around on her private jet. >> I know she does. >> She really [ __ ]. >> Goddamn. You look up in the air.
pollution and you're like it literally. spells out Taylor Swift if you look hard. enough. >> Her baby will be She will give birth to. emissions. >> Can you guys predict the baby name? >> All right, let's all guess. >> Okay, right now. >> it's going to be like Chandelier. Chandelier. >> Chandelier. What is this? DJ Khaled's. baby name. You think of like Cardigan, like all of her songs. >> No, no. I'll tell you what it is right. now. >> Chandelier, >> her child's name. >> How did we think of that? >> It's going to be Ava. She's going to. name her kid Ava. >> Ready?
>> Lulu. >> Ooh, that's a good one. >> Lulu. >> That's a good one. We heard Lulu. All. right. Ready? >> Ava. >> Watch this. >> I'm going to actually teleport through. time and space and I'll come back in a. second with the name. >> Okay. >> He comes back crying. And do you think. she's like is it just going to be like. say Ava Kelsey or is it going to be Ava. Swift Kelsey? >> It's got to be Swift. >> I was going to say I don't think she can. lose the Swift. >> No, you can't lose the Swift. >> Swift is cooler than Kelsey, but Swift. Kelsey sounds good as [ __ ].
>> I mean, what did this guy do to her? I. mean, can we think about that? >> What do you mean? >> What do you mean? Where did you go to? >> He gave her a love spell. Like Like. she's in love with him. >> But he's in love with her, too, I think. >> No, 100%. I So, what was. >> what are we saying over there, guys? Hop. on the mic. >> Um, okay. I think it's going to be. because like you know how Kim and Kanye. they have like the inter. >> Northwest. >> Northwest. the crazy kind of they they work though. I think it's going to be one of those.
Not like a Haley and Justin Bieber where. it's just Jack. No, >> I think it's going to be. >> You know what I think they're going to. do? >> Their names are Taylor and Travis. I. feel like it's going to be a Taylor Jr. or a Travis Junior. Let's be something. with a T. >> Yeah, something with a T or a junior. >> Okay, ready? Hold on. Let me. >> Something with a T4. >> Titty Junior. >> Titty. >> Titty Swift. >> Guys, you guys are not letting. >> Titty Swift. >> That was the funniest [ __ ]. >> Titty. Um,
I'm I'm getting I'm picking up some. feelings. Thank you guys for giving me a. moment. >> Yeah. Uh, my senses are pointing to. Taviana. >> What? [ __ ] I've never heard that name. in my life. >> The baby is going to be Trayvon. >> All right, guys. I mean, holy [ __ ]. >> God, act a little more excited.
>> I think it's going to be I think it's. going to be a junior. >> Oh, >> Tavis. Oh, >> cuz a mix. >> That's perverted. >> It's a girl. >> That's perverted. >> Okay. That's a crazy thing to say. >> It's perverted. Gavin. >> Triller. Triller. >> Gavin told me in the car, "Try to say. perverted as many times as you can in. the podcast.". >> Trailer. >> Who said that? >> Gavin. Yeah. >> Gavin. No, we don't need that word.
>> We don't. We don't. We don't. Triller. and. >> Triller. >> They're not naming their baby Triller. >> All right. >> Tik Tok. >> Trailer Park. >> They're not going to name their child. after a trailer park. >> That shows like humble and they're like. >> trailer parks. >> Yeah. As they're growing up with a net. worth of a billion. >> What about. >> trailer parks with Kelsey? >> Taylor Jun. Taylor Jr. is it a boy or a. girl?
>> That's what I said. Taylor. Yeah. >> Do we know if it's a boy or a girl? >> They're not even pregnant. They're not. There is no. >> What the What are we talking about? >> Let's keep it moving, guys. Congratulations to them. >> Did you think she was pregnant? >> It's almost like the new trend. >> Wait, did you think she was pregnant? >> Yeah, for a second. >> Oh my god. >> That's what I thought. >> Second or the whole time? >> The whole she can't breathe. >> All right, guys. No need to breathe. >> I mean, what are we Oh, okay. Are we. bullying on this episode? >> What would What would you name your kid? >> Don't we always? Meatball.
>> Meatball. Sardorius. >> Meatball. We call each other. >> Meatball. >> Yeah. Yeah. Max and Ruby. But my kid's. going to be named meatball. >> That's like a That's like a could be. gender fluent. >> Yeah. They already got meatloaf. >> Meatloaf. Meatballs. >> Meatball. Oh, how about this? Meatball. for the girl. Meatballs for the boy. >> All right. No. Richie looked away.
>> I did. Okay, guys. I need to go pee, but. we'll be right back after this short. break. >> After this short ad break. >> Zock, remember that doctor's appointment. that you were supposed to make a while. ago? >> Yeah, for my eye infection. >> Yeah, that one that you meant to book, but you got sidetracked and completely. forgot about until right now. >> Yeah. Yeah. No, this is really reminding. me. >> Why don't you just book it today? I. mean, Zach Dog makes it easy to find the. right doctor right now. And it's all. online. >> I really should do that.
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com/bang. >> Do you ever wondered what gets cut from. these [ __ ] episodes? >> Julia, >> Jacob, >> we I'm with Kayla. >> We were just going to say, what is your. opinion on. [Laughter]. >> hanging out with the Bob House? banging. out. We're. >> talking about um Jacob's names that he. wants and I think it's. >> You know what? But our we call each.
other meatballs, so it better be a. rager. >> Okay. But until they're 21, it's not. legal. So yeah, the [ __ ] 5-year-old. child is a meatball. >> You got to stuff it up. You got to get. real fat. >> I just meatball. Meatball. >> Look up meatball kid. >> That would look like his child. AI. >> I'm sorry, Jacob. That was a bad joke. You're going to watch this back and I. don't watch his obsessed back. It was a. bad joke. >> It was a bad joke. Bad joke. >> with the one tooth.
>> Is that what he Look, >> that's meatball. That's my son. >> But my daughter, can we look up a pink. meatball? >> Can we look up a pink meatball? That's. That's meatball trunk, bro. >> Hold on. >> That's me in his teen years. >> I can't get. >> Wait, I actually cannot. It's Cloudy. with a chance of meatballs.
>> That's meatballs. Little meatball. Lil Meatball. Yo, I'm. going to raise a Wait, can I say that on. on camera? I'm going to raise a. Soundcloud rapper. Um, Lil Meatball. So, my son I I have a feeling he's going to. be a Soundcloud rapper. I can't breathe. >> Little meatball. That's his first be so. bad cuz it's so [ __ ] funny. >> We're going to hold you to it. >> Oh my god. >> Hold me to it, guys. Lil meatballs. Yo,
the mixtape is on the way. Let me just. find the love of my life first. All. right. >> Which might take a while cuz it's taking. a long time. Longer than I expected. >> Oh my god. >> All right, everyone's gone. Did you guys. see uh Britney Spears? Well, I mean, of. course, free Britney, but you see. Britney's free in the nip. No. >> Did you see this? >> No. Wait. >> Oh my god. >> She always looks like it's just so. candid, you know? This is what people. strive to be, you know? >> Oh, >> iconic. I So iconic. >> Whoa.
>> So the internet's all concerned about. this. They think it's kind of like, oh, why you put like like it seems like it's. getting a lot of. >> mixed reviews. >> Mixed reviews cuz it was quickly. deleted. >> Good for her for being free, but um. >> I guess she was speaking in a strange. accent. I I feel just like really bad. for her cuz of what she went through. growing up and even like up until like. the past few years when she was out of. her um. >> uh what was conservative. >> conservative. Yeah. Like I don't know. I. just feel so bad for her and like it. makes me so mad that she was so t still.
is so talented and like literally like. spent so many years performing and. showing her talents and then to get. treated like [ __ ] [ __ ] her whole life. like I don't know. >> Yeah, it's [ __ ] up. She was putting. like the wrong like people in the. industry first. >> like Yeah. Cuz it's like there's so many. talented people like that like Tate. McCrae now and even like Addison Ray. that like God bless hopefully they're.
not put in like. >> it. It's [ __ ] up how talented she is. and was back then. how beautiful she was. 17 years old with her like with songs. that now the entire like she was in my. opinion Michael Jackson level famous. like everybody knows Britney Spears and. to the level that she got [ __ ] over. and now it's so unfair to me that. >> maybe what she's doing might be manic. whatever but to get judged from the day. you blew up to after getting out of an. abusive conservative ship for years and.
years and years and years and then. you're still getting judged and like you. just want to show your butt crack on. Instagram. Like, what? >> She can't. >> I mean, she should just start her Only. Fans. >> Oh, >> I mean, she doesn't. She doesn't. Yeah, she's so famous. I still rich. I don't. know. Let her I don't know. Let her heal. in her own time. And if that includes. posting a butt pick to Instagram, [ __ ]. it. >> I completely agree. Hey, you know what, Britney? Do your thing, queen. At the. same time, I will say to get per put I I.
was going to say per. >> per. >> to get put into a conservative ship, you. have to uh show signs that you're not. able to. take care of yourself. >> Well, there was theories that that. wasn't true for her case and that she. was just mentally like going through it. or something like depressed and the. people around her cuz she's so famous. >> Who knows if she would be alive without. that? I. >> there. Was it Justin Bieber also in a. conf with scooter?
Is that the wrong word? I don't know. I. never heard. >> Is that just like acting out and doing. drugs or is that actually like mentally. unwell? Like can't like. >> was she just like. that's the thing. We don't know. But. like often times with that type of. situation, it's somebody who's not able. to. uh like I guess take care of themselves. or they're a risk to themselves. I don't. want to say too much about it cuz I I've. watched like a lot of Just Trish and. stuff and they talk about it a lot. I. don't know a lot of the facts, but I.
will say like one of the reasons they. fought so hard to get her out of that. conservative ship is because it was very. abusive and toxic. >> Yeah. >> So, I don't think it was something that. was for her best interest. It was for. other people's best interest to be in. control of her and that like [ __ ] her. over really bad. And I don't know. This. is about Justin Bieber. Was he? I don't. know. >> No, he was not in a relationship, but. apparently he did talk to Britney Spears. recently about like I guess he came to.
her for some advice. >> Yeah. Honestly, it's just a bunch of. compassion for both of those people, especially Britney. like I don't know we. don't know the situation. >> but often times with that type of. situation the reason why there is that. in place and I'm not saying that it's. for that situation like it could have. been a completely wrong thing and I've. seen that where there might be people. taking advantage of her doing it for the. wrong reasons maybe falsely claiming. that she's not able to take care of.
herself it could be many reasons but. overall am I saying it right. conservative. >> conservative yeah. >> often often times that's put in place to. protect the individual, >> right? >> But but I I understand that in this. situation, I've seen it. It's a very big. thing. People think it was wrong. >> I could see people in my life doing. something like that and then saying it. was for my benefit, but in reality it. was to take advantage of the situation. that I'm in and then. >> things like that. So,
>> can we look up what qualifications have. to happen to be put into. >> But you have to with Britney Spears, they could have bypassed every single. thing needed. >> Yeah. I mean, she definitely has gone. through her fair share of. >> All you need is somebody who's [ __ ]. in their mid20s on drugs and be like, "She needs help. Um, I'm going to be her. conservator." Imagine if that [ __ ]. happened to Lindsay Lo. Okay, I could. not [ __ ] imagine right now. right now. because a court find so not only just. the individuals a court finds them. unable to care for their own personal.
needs. >> or manage their finances due to mental. or physical incapacitate incap. >> okay. >> incapitation. >> incapitation. >> and they are either subject to undue. influence or cannot manage their affairs. without help. >> I'm just trying to think of. >> can I say something if we look at any. influencer who is making significantly. less money than Britney Spears was in. their mid20s. What are they buying? What. are they doing with their money? And. what are they doing on the weekends? Drugs. Buying stupid ass [ __ ] [ __ ].
with their money. And like that's what. I'm saying. I think it was literally. just a young 20-year-old doing drugs and. having fun with their money and then. they turned into abuse. >> That's exactly what I think. I also. think like literally like her parents. probably took her like bank records and. was like, "Oh, she just spent $20,000 at. a club for bottle service and then. bought this $30,000. >> and now drug test. She did coke last. weekend.". >> Like Yeah. >> And then I think like maybe everything. spiral. I don't know. I have like a lot. of compassion for anyone that's very.
young put the industry like that. No, this industry sucks this. >> like this should have ruined people and. so I have a bunch of compassion but I I. know that there's maybe in her and I'm. sure in in like more than one more than. just her possibly there's a bunch of. people who have been falsely put in. that. >> Oh yeah. And that could really work. against you cuz then your whole life is. fighting to get out of that. And it's a. very controlled thing where you're. almost looked at as like not able to.
care for yourself. And I. >> it's almost like you're a minor again. Like you're you're living with your. parents again and they have say over. everything you [ __ ] do and you're. just viewed as like crazy. >> 100%. Regardless, >> even if you're not, >> it's a lot of compassion and we don't. know the ins and the outs of it. If she. was here, we could ask her. >> Um, come on. >> Britney. Britney, >> come on podcast. >> We're fans and I love her. >> Love you. >> Absolutely. >> Oh my god. >> We hope you're doing well and we hope. there's a comeback. Maybe there's an. album on the way. >> A.
>> that'd be really cute. >> Maybe there's a tour on the way. Maybe. there's something crazy on the way. Is. she married now? >> Yeah. Right. Yeah. >> H. >> I love her. Imagine her sitting on this. couch being like. >> that would be iconic. >> I'm like, "Hey girl.". >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. That would be Is she married? >> Been married three times. Oh, okay. >> Yeah, it seems like she's been married. three times. Not currently married. Divorced in 2024. >> Oh, damn. Last year. >> by to Sam Asher.
This guy. >> This man. >> Is she still pulling? >> Team Britney. >> We love it. Um, speaking of Britney. Spears's nudes, I don't know if you guys. saw someone else was a little naked in. the streets this week. >> Does it happen to rhyme with. Lex. X. >> It does rhyme with that. Yeah, >> that was good. That was great. >> That was good. >> Okay. Laz X. >> L. >> I did see Did you see this video.
>> of him walking through the streets in a. diaper? I think. >> not a diaper. >> I'm pretty sure he's in his underwear, but then he gets like full ass butt ass. naked. >> No, he doesn't. >> He get Oh, it was both. He walked. >> I thought I just saw the clip of. >> Word on the street is he walked four. miles on Ventura before being found. >> Ventur. Imagine you're outside having a. cigarette and you just see Lil Nas X. walking by walk around. >> and you're just like what the [ __ ] Like. >> and I would be like that would make. sense. The amount of LA experiences. we've had this week like are actually.
[ __ ] ridiculous. >> And one of um one of my friends was at. court recently and he was there the same. day that his court hearing was and saw. him. So it's not like cuz a lot of. people thought it was a publicity site. like for his new music. >> Do you guys think it is or not? >> He's in court. court. >> No, but he got there was a 75k bail and. I'm sure he paid that. >> Um, >> but he got released. Did you guys see. the video of him out now talking to his. fans?
>> His response. I did. You want me to pull. up the clip? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do that. >> Your girl is going to be okay. >> He's I think he's I think he's good. And. I've met him multiple times outside of. the gym and he comes up and gives me a. hug every time. >> Sounds like some anxiety. I think he. just had like a weekend. You know what? I've done some crazy things. Y'all would. hate to see me on Calatrana Drive. Oh my. god, damn. Saturday. I have in Tampa, Florida. I was. not doing that. Oh, no. I was roofed. once once and I ripped my shirt off and. was running up and down the street for.
30 minutes with my tits out. So, you. know what? >> Well, you're lucky that you didn't get. put in jail. >> It was a fun time. >> Screw, Jacob. That is really. >> cuz it happened to him. Honestly, it's. so much love for him. He's been nothing. but nice. Like I literally saw him under. a year ago. >> in the parking lot with security and he. came over and gave me a hug. >> Very nice guy. >> He seems really sweet. >> He might be on a sex offender list now. >> I'm pretty sure being naked in public. You're a sex offender.
>> Wait, but Richie, let me ask you. >> in this clip. He appears to be wearing. underwear. Did he. >> He was butt ass naked. I could find that. clip, too, if you'd like to see the. dong. Yeah, >> I. >> that's the only clip I saw. The only. clip they just showed on Entertainment. Tonight. >> I take back my statement of taking my. shirt off in public. >> Wait, if he I don't think they have this. clip. >> No, they definitely have it. I saw it. >> You've seen it. >> I've seen it. >> This changes things a lot. >> He was in his underwear and cowboy.
boots. >> Yeah, he was in underwear and cowboy. boots and then at some point lost the. underwear and cowboy boots. But I. actually the street butt naked. >> four miles alone which is the most. concerning because he must have been. [ __ ] up out of his mind for like. >> hours. Like. >> do you think this was a manic. >> I I think it's more like I think it's. sad. I think it's a sad case. I think. it's something that raises more concern. of like I hope he's doing okay. Yeah. >> Because like I don't know. Everyone has. drunk crazy nights like you guys were. saying, but usually you're with friends. or some sort of you have to be all. alone. >> He was alone in the streets. I have seen.
Tik Toks of him talking about like how. having your first hit singles very young. and early in your career like [ __ ]. with his mental like not thinking. anything will compare. >> I never walked down the street naked. though. >> I feel my [ __ ] was at 13, bro. >> He seems so nice. Like I feel like we. would have a great time out. >> Oh, is this the one? >> Yeah. Let me try to find uh There he is. >> No way. >> I was thinking that when we just watched. >> Wait, we're in. This one's got a nice. blur for you guys. Thank you. >> I saw the dong.
>> You saw his penis. >> Oh, you saw it on. >> You saw his penis, Richie. >> I saw little N. That's uncensored. I saw. the little Nause. >> I feel so bad. That's actually sad. >> No, you got to admit that's funny. >> Imagine we're driving around to get. popcorn for the summer turn pretty night. and we see a little Nazax. >> I would get him. >> Wait, what is this video? >> I would put him in the car and have us. come I I' I'd have him come over. I'd. get him some popcorn. Oh no. >> Nice pair of sweatpants. >> Oh no. >> Him walking up to the cars in.
>> No, that's a little bit That's a little. bit crazy. >> A little bit. >> in. >> a lot of bit crazy. >> I would be scared. >> No, I hope he gets help cuz I think that. is. >> I'm sure he's got the resources around. him. Hopefully. I saw his dad spoke out. A lot of people are on his side. >> What did his dad say? his dad was just. like, "We we're uh we hope that he gets. the help that he needs and we're going. to make sure he does." And then. obviously he released that video. statement I think after his dad spoke.
out which seems to be he's wearing. clothes again and he's back at the crib. and he seems to be doing better. So, you. know what? >> You just had a night. >> a night. We've all had a night, >> but maybe we all haven't had a night. like that. I think that might be like. >> that might be a little bit crazy, but. >> that's not the fireball. >> Richie, what do you think? A little bit. on the meter of a little bit. A lot of. bit. How crazy is this? >> A lot. >> I mean, it's a lot of bit crazy to be. running around for four miles. Sad.
Yeah, it's sad. >> You know what? Some people have back. It. is crazy. But it's a comp. You don't. think of course compassion, but if we. look at that like that is crazy. It is crazy. I just. But we we hope that he's doing it. >> Honestly, imag like. think about it. Of all the nights that. we've been out, Fireball has never done. that, you know? So, it is it might be. something else. If. >> we've all been out, I think we've all.
we've all experienced a lot of different. people doing a lot of different things. >> That's not just alcohol. if and or it. could be none of the above and it could. have actually been. >> either an episode or it could have been. something else. And regardless, >> I think we're coming from a place of. love just being like, "Hey, we hope you. uh we hope that you're good.". >> Maybe. Oh my god, I would honestly be so. happy if like I had a [ __ ] crash out. like this and then everybody was like, "It's for the album." I'd be like, "Fuck. yeah." I was like,
>> I would have ran with that for the. album. [ __ ] yes. Like I. >> would have ran with that. That would. have been genius promotion. Oh my god. >> 75k bail. People spend millions on their. marketing campaigns. >> Yeah. No, I if if I had a crash out like. that and people started saying it was. promotion. [ __ ]. >> and like I went the full mile. I. actually got arrested. >> Honestly, that would be dedication. >> Dream. >> Yeah. Well, let's keep it moving. We. hope Lil X is doing well. >> I love him. I love his music and I've. been waiting for another. I love. >> I do, too. >> Horses in the bag or what's that one?
>> Horse out in the bag. Out of my way. Out. of my way. It pisses me off though, the people that. are saying like because he did lyric. >> What is it? He did the like um the blood. campaign with those shoes like years. ago. >> People are saying that this people. overreact. >> People are saying that this happened to. him because he disobeyed God. And if you. are you shut the [ __ ] up. >> That's exactly what I saw. >> It made me so [ __ ] mad. I was like. that's just mental health and like.
>> Yeah. Literally like what do you mean? He made some [ __ ] shoes. >> Um Sorry. >> What do they say? Lil Na's X was smited. for his devil shoes. >> Yeah, literally that's what people are. saying. Yeah, >> I did see that. >> I'm like, "Oh, grow up.". >> Yeah, >> kind of hilarious. >> Kind of funny. But. >> this is what you get for disobeying God. I was like, >> what are you talking about? >> Speaking of uh craziness, Snoop Dogg. came out and said something absolutely. insane. Uh he has children and he said. he's scared to go to the movies. Um, can.
we watch the clip before I misquote him? >> Of course you can. Let me pull that up. >> They're like, "And she had a baby." What. a woman. >> I didn't come in for this. They putting. it everywhere. >> What up? Your boy Big Snoop Dog G. >> Wait, that's what it was. >> Can we look up some quotes from what he. said on Twitter? Cuz I saw him quote. like quoted saying some different. things. So, I haven't seen that. >> That's what he said on the podcast. it. That clip did get deleted from the.
original episode and I think it was a. longer conversation that it has been. clipped out. So, it's a little harder to. find now. I know that it's like written. in text. Look it up on the visual clips. aren't really there. >> cuz I saw quotes. Maybe they were. >> I I did see I saw more quotes but for. video clip like I think they cut it out. of the podcast almost instantly. >> But do you think these quotes are. correct? >> Yeah, I do think the quotes are correct. >> So, what I saw Wait, let's just make. sure. I don't want to misquote him. because I I [ __ ] with Snoop Dogg for a. long time. He posted to one of my songs.
and smoking a joint and he's iconic in a. certain aspect, but now seeing this, this was also during co so about 5 years. ago. Uh, wait, what's that quote? I'm. scared to go to the movies now. Y'all. throwing me in the middle of [ __ ] and I. don't have an answer for. Um, >> is it this video? >> Yeah, click that. >> Wait, this is from 2020. >> It's like. >> No, this is from a couple days ago. Oh, >> is that August 25th? >> What was the movie with uh Buzz Light? >> Toy Story.
>> Not that one, but the. >> Oh, the new the new Buzz. The Lightyear. I think it's. >> Kiki Palmer is in that movie. She plays. like the daughter. >> So, we watching it and. the lady, which is Kiki's mama, they move on into the space. They move. down the line. They're like, "Man, she. had a baby." What a woman. Why my. grandson in the middle of the movie like. Papa Snoop? How she have a baby with a. woman? She a woman. Oh [ __ ] I didn't.
come in for this [ __ ] I just came to. watch the goddamn movie. Hey man, watch. the movie. Uh-uh. They just said she and. she had a baby. They both women's. How. does she have a baby? Sh. The movie. ain't over with. So it's like this [ __ ] me. I'm scared to. go to the movies now. Like y'all. throwing me in the middle of [ __ ] that I. don't have an answer for. What was the. movie with? >> Okay, that's different than the quotes I. saw. I saw quotes saying that. >> what. >> I think it being humorous. I feel like I.
like. >> Wait, I never saw that. >> I don't think it was like like very. >> I think he was just like [ __ ] like. >> he didn't know how to explain. >> That's like if your 5-year-old is like. where do babies come from? And. >> like as a as a little kid, >> you would wonder that type of thing. >> And then as an adult, you don't want to. sit there and explain like all like, but. as a little kid, you also wonder where. babies come from in any movie. You know. what I mean? Like that's something that. everyone answers. This is like a.
homophobic take of like he's saying he. doesn't want gay couples in his movies. cuz he just. >> Now he's saying he's scared to go to the. That's what I saw. >> That's what it's for. normalized to go to the movies because. of stuff like this in films which I. think is an important thing to put in. films. >> 100%. >> Yeah, 100%. >> But I didn't see the first part of the. clip wrong and I could be so so so. completely wrong and have taken it and. like I always see the best side of. things. I think maybe he was just being. like I don't know how to explain it and. like I don't know what you want me to.
do. Like I didn't I thought it was going. to be a normal like I don't know. I. don't know. Regardless, I think people. are. >> It was a derogatory mark though, maybe. Unless I'm wrong. Did I maybe take it. the wrong way? You think? >> Richard, what are people upset about? They're upset because he's saying that. he's scared to take his kids to the. movies because they're going to show. LGBTQ. >> Oh, >> yes. And basically, it sounds like he's. saying that he doesn't want gay couples. in kids films. >> And that's what I saw, but I didn't see.
this clip. This is like a less extreme. version of that, but it's still giving. that. >> it's an older mentality. Like do you. remember that Campbell's commercial that. was like the first gay couple or. something and everyone it was all this. controversy like it's on TV but it's. like it's just an old mentality saying. about this. >> This is helping normalize everything. It. gets things to younger people. It get. just for them not to have these. questions or bias. >> You want to hear one of the like best. moments of my life? Um my dad sorry dad. uh used to be one of the most homophobic.
[ __ ] people you'd ever meet. And that. sucks. And um you know I don't want to. give him credit for that or like uh. defend how he was or not or not credit. defend how he was but he did grow up in. a very like Illinois like his dad was. you know whatever. And so I had this. friend who lived across the street from. me. Her name was Olivia and we had been. best friends my entire [ __ ] life. since we moved to Indiana. And my dad. [ __ ] loved her. Like my dad. considered Olivia as a daughter. And. after knowing her for about 5 years, one.
day she comes to me and she's like, "Hey, I think I'm gay. Like I don't like. guys." And so I told my dad, I was like, "Olivia is gay. Like she only likes. girls." And he was like, "What?" And I. was like, "Yeah." And he was like, "But. I know her." And I was like, "Exactly.". And he was like, "But but I don't like. that shit." And I was like, "Okay, but. do you see Olivia differently from right. now from an hour ago when she was over?". And he sat there and it was literally. like a [ __ ] light bulb clicked in his. head and he goes, "Oh." like she's. literally the same person and that.
honestly helped my dad understand like. oh maybe I shouldn't be homophobic. because he still loves Olivia but. whoever Olivia is. >> sometimes it takes a personal story. >> you know somebody you know. >> he was like whoa. >> I want to like preference maybe I read. that clip wrong and was seeing the best. of the situation but once again I'm. bisexual my first relationship with a. girl obviously I'm not at all homophobic. so I'm not like oh maybe he didn't mean. that and like being one of those I just. read it as like oh maybe I don't know.
>> no benefit of the doubt I totally doubt. >> but I think saying that you're scared to. take your kids to the movies because. there could be themes of LGBTQ. is ridiculous so you say it like that. that is so like listen after like. literally if y'all met my dad [ __ ] 10. years ago y'all would have like he was. just not the best in that like um. mindset and like looking at him now it's. like literally he is even on the wave.
where it's like why the does it matter. who people like and like I I don't like. literally like honestly Snoop Dog I love. you but that's [ __ ] crazy cuz why the. [ __ ] does it matter to you if people are. >> it's just a crazy statement to say he's. scared to take his kids to the movies. like you don't have to be scared you can. you can explain to them that that's how. the world works. >> he's scared to show his kids that gay. people exist. >> talking about bringing a gun to the. movie theater Yeah, that's a good feel. >> That's valid. >> My bad. >> I also think we're worried about the. wrong thing.
>> I keep always thinking I'm like maybe he. tried to be comical and it just wasn't. >> that's what I think it was cuz he's kind. of a funny guy trying to be funny and it. was like regardless. It's like he missed. the mark. He missed the mark. I don't. want to get he went over where he was. like it went over. I think he missed the. mark and he I think he did he wasn't. like on on air just saying like the. craziest [ __ ] but he missed the mark. regardless by saying that he's scared. like the fact that he's scared now or. said that even publicly to take his kids. to the movies because they might see.
>> that there are people in the world that. exist that are gay. >> and they do and that's how the world. works. >> Can I say a hot take really quick? Yes. Yes, this might be too hot of a take, but. Snoop Dogg, it's like. like you're scared for your kids to. learn about gay couples. Like Snoop. Dogg, you became a family friendly f ah. sorry, he you became a family friendly. character. Like you used to kill people. You were in gangs. Like now you're with. Martha Stewart and like smoking weed.
Like you're like a kids. You're in. Fortnite now and like hey Fortnite. gangster party whatever. But it's like I. I don't know. Why is that okay for kids? But gay people aren't. Murder's okay for. kids, but gay people aren't. I doesn't. >> I mean, that's a good take. >> It might be wrong. I don't know if. that's. >> I I stand with Richie. >> I just I hope he didn't mean it that. way, you know? >> I hope that's. >> all I was trying to say. I really hope. that like he was trying to make a. comical remark. It missed the mark. >> of him being like, I don't want to tell. my kids where babies come from. Like the.
same thing like if we're watching Boss. Baby and my [ __ ] child was like, well, where did the baby come from? And. I'd be like, uh, I'm just trying to. watch a [ __ ] movie, but I don't know. I hope that's what he. >> Yeah, I don't know. >> From what I've seen, I Kayla knows my. number one Fortnite skin. Like, I'm I'm. a big Snoop Dog like advocate. Like, >> honestly, you're going to get cancelled. You're [ __ ] up. >> Guys, please don't. >> Honestly, we can't be friends. No, I'm. just kidding. I'm just kidding. >> I'm a big Snoop Dog advocate. I really.
hope that like what he was meaning by it. was like him being comical like when. he's with Martha Stewart and just missed. the mark. I don't know. >> He completely missed the mark. >> cuz I don't think he like I don't know. >> but I don't say anything like so like I. hate gay people. >> I think he was just trying to be comical. in his own like. >> upbringing of way. But he has to be. careful about. >> he basically said, you know, he didn't. say he hates gay people, but he said I. don't want them anywhere near my kids.
>> And now, >> which is like. Snoo, >> what the [ __ ]. >> you know, I hate and you would think. given how big of a brand he has, how big. of a platform and a responsibility now. that he is talking to kids and he's in, it's like, >> let's also, >> you would think he'd be a little bit. more careful about what he said. Like. I'm all for people trying to change. their image and for the better, but then. if you're leaning for the better and. you're trying to come back from that. stuff, but then you're also pulling this. [ __ ] it's like what? Who are you? I.
agree. Sellout. I agree. >> Yeah. I just hope that his 53 years of. age, it's just like maybe a little. tried to make a funny dad joke and it. wasn't there. I'd hope. >> I don't know if that could be considered. a a dad joke though. Like, but also but. I see what you're saying. It's like I. never saw the clip. I just saw a tweet. saying like I'm in quotes, I'm scared to. take my kids to the movies because of. these themes in the movies. And I that's.
why this is on the notes because I was. like, we got to talk about that. That's. [ __ ] up. Watching the clip, it's less. like as aggressive as just that quote, but it still comes across that way. And. I think he's got to be careful. He has a. huge platform. >> I guess you're so right. Like you could. smile and say like the worst thing ever. and it's like just cuz you're smiling. doesn't mean it makes it better. Yeah. I. don't know. That's not right to say. If. that's what he meant, >> I won't be using your character in.
Fortune. >> No more Santa Snoop Dog. >> And I know you like my song YouTube and. Barbecue Chips, but um man, you got to. stop bumping that until you until you're. not scared to take your kids to the. movies and you want to. But I I like. that we're all trying to find like. I don't know. >> I try to see the best people. >> That's what I was trying to say. But at. the same time, it's like. >> really hope that wasn't what he meant. because I always held him at a high.
standard of like being the most chill, down to earth guy that just smokes his. little weed. >> He just smokes a lot of weed. I don't. see all the. >> I I never saw him in a way of like. making. >> like in a controversial like. >> Yeah. >> So I hope so, but if he did mean to end. that way, write him off. He needs to go. >> 100%. >> Any final remarks on that? >> Um, you know, >> I feel like that's. >> Yeah, that's a crazy statement.
>> I was going to say maybe Martha Stewart. said worse. I think. >> low key think about it. What did she. offer? No, but that was for taxes. We're. team Martha. I like Martha. >> So, I am so team Martha. >> Martha just wants to make some food. >> Yeah, she was just evading taxes. It's. like, don't we all? >> Don't we all? >> Don't we all want to not have to do. that, >> right? Like, [ __ ]. >> Martha's a actually. >> Dude, Martha's my girl. >> I love Martha. >> Can we get an edit of Richie and Martha. Stewart?
Um, okay. Uh, there's a guy that keeps. showing up at your. >> Okay. Yeah. I want to get everybody's. opinion on this and I need everybody in. the comments to let me know what they. think about this. I need to make a. TikTok and ask everybody, but I'm going. to ask y'all first. Okay. So, on Friday, I was going to bed quite. early, taking a nap, and at 7:30 p.m. Saturn wakes me up and he goes, "Kayla, there's somebody knocking on the front. door, like a random man." I go, "Shut. the [ __ ] up. Like, you're lying. You're. trying to prank me." And he's like, "No,
go look." So, I go and I look through my. people and there's some random. middle-aged man holding a a a stack of. papers ringing on my doorbell. And it. wasn't just like a a ring and he was. gone. It was every 10 seconds for 5 to. 10 minutes straight he was ringing the. doorbell. So, I'd go ding ding ding like. non stop for 10 minutes. And I was like, "What the?" I didn't answer. I went back. to bed cuz what the I'm trying to. [ __ ] sleep. And then an hour later at.
8:30, I'm getting ready to go uh play. mini golf with Emma and everybody and. all of a sudden my doorbell starts. ringing again and it's the same dude and. at one point. he stops ringing my doorbell. So I. assume he's gone. >> Mhm. >> 10 whole minutes go by and he starts. ringing it again. Meaning he was sitting. outside of my apartment for 10 to 15. minutes after he originally rang it. waiting for me to come outside. I'm. like, "What the actual fuck?" I ignore.
it. We end up leaving. I don't see him. Whatever. Cool. Then the next day at. what was it, like 12:30, he's back. And. I know he's back because it's the same. pattern. Every 10 seconds for 10. minutes, he's ringing my doorbell. And. this has gone on for the past 4 [ __ ]. days. It went from 7:30 to 8:30 p.m. to. 12:30 a.m. like in the morning. >> He did it for an hour. He he did it for 10 to 15 minutes at. 7:30, then came back at 8:30. Did it for.
another like 20 minutes. Then the next. day it was 12:30 in the afternoon. He. came over. >> So that's not just a solicitor. >> He's been coming over every day. >> cuz he would have gone the to the other. doors. >> Emma would have gotten a Me and Emma. live in the same complex. He hasn't been. there. So there was some man. >> What do we think this is? >> A a pervert. >> A pervert? >> Yeah. Even if it was someone sending. documents or something like they'd still. probably only knock once. It would be. like a one time knock and leave a flyer. or something. This is a crazy. >> and here here were my theories because. it's been happening every single day for.
the past 5 days and I'm not going to. answer it. So basically where I live my. apartment complex to get even into the. complex or to my [ __ ] floor alone you. have to the the concier has to call me. and be like hey we have somebody down. here. Do you want to send them up? And. I'll say yes. That is for [ __ ]. everything. So I haven't gotten any of. those calls for a random 45year-old man. spam ringing my [ __ ] doorbell. So, I. think it is either somebody that lives. in my apartment complex on some weird. [ __ ] somebody that is sneaking into the.
apartment complex because I was like, is. it maintenance? Maintenance isn't. showing up for 5 days in the row at all. hours of the day, all hours of the. night. And also, maintenance comes with. a cart. I know. Matter of fact, they. came to my house this morning to fix my. balcony door. And were they there early. and ringing the doorbell? Yes, but they. had the a like they had the uniform. I. know what maintenance they they've come. to my apartment before, too, and they. let themselves. >> Wait, have you seen the guy? Do you know. what he look? You said he was 45. >> He He looks like he's in his mid-30s to.
40s. He has a beard and like a little. stash from what I remember. He's. scary looking. Like I like I don't know. who the this guy is, but he is. continuously ringing my doorbell. non-stop. My mom told me that if it. happens again to like yell through my. door like, "What the [ __ ] do you want?". Cuz like I don't want to open my door. for him. I don't know who the this is, what they want, but they're not doing it. to any of my neighbors. Like, he only. does my apartment. He's not ringing the. people across from me or next to me. He's only ringing mine every day for 10.
minutes. Like, ding, ding, ding, ding. Noning stop. And then on top of that, I. have to get a new car because I also. can't talk much about this, but I have a. stalker issue. So, all of this just. happening at once. I'm [ __ ] sick. >> Is there any shots the same person? >> No. No. Okay. >> No, it's a different We know who the. stalker is. So, I do have to get a new. car, but I I genuinely cannot say. anything until I get a new car about the. situation cuz they'll find me like they. did the other day. >> Oh my god. >> The stalkers is now threatening me.
>> Holy [ __ ]. >> God, I wish I. >> I know. When I get a new car, I can. >> We got to get a bodyguard. >> cuz they don't know. >> Honestly, >> when I get a new car, >> they won't know your car, >> right? So, >> that's really scary. You will be able to. talk about. >> it. When I get a new car, hopefully by. the end of this month, I'll be able to. talk about my now stalker situation. Who. >> It's [ __ ] crazy. >> It's actually situation is so crazy. We. experienced it. >> We have that person who's been following. me around my city and then the person.
who is now showing up to my front door, spam ringing my doorbell. So, >> what if there's a chance like he wants. to be your manager or, >> you know, what if he's trying to what if. he's trying to get you to sign? a. Jehovah's Witness trying to get you to. find God. >> if you are like. >> he's trying to get you to like. >> sign up for like a petition to get more. blueberries in the state of California. go [ __ ] ask my neighbors then cuz why. are you only and that's the thing it's. obviously not somebody who's a salesman. because also ringing my doorbell at 8:30.
at night. >> just you and multiple times is. terrifying. >> Richie I'm not joking it would be ding. 10 seconds ding 10 seconds he might just. want your signature. >> 10 minutes straight I would wake up and. he would spamming my doorbell. And I. live on a a lower level to where things. cuz I have a big patio on my level and. I've had people in the past who live. above me have their children drop like. toys onto my balcony. When that happens, the parent will leave a note or go down. to the office and they will be like,
"Hey, there's a parent whose child. dropped something." That hasn't. happened. So, it's not aing parent at. that point jump over my balcony. There's. nothing back there either. It's not a. toy that a child dropped. It's not. maintenance. It's not a [ __ ] survey. guy. It's literally I think aing creep. who wants me to open the door so he can. me. and I would not think it's like that. weird if we did not live in the same. building. If it was somebody trying to. like stick something in the door or. >> nothing. they would be at my door. >> He's trying to me. He's trying to kill. me, Jacob. I'm honestly if I'm not here.
next week, he got me. >> So let's him first. >> Yeah, literally that's what I was going. to say. >> If I had a. crazy. >> I'm sorry. Um, maybe we don't say that. in there for the kids at all. >> We put that one. >> That one might not have to go in. >> I don't know. I'm just [ __ ] annoyed. cuz why are you scaring me? >> But like, you know what? If he just What. if What if on his paper like Wait, was. he he was holding a clipboard? >> The. >> What if he needed help on his homework? >> Go ask chat GPT or leave me the.
>> What if he thinks you're like a math. scientist? >> Can I tell you what I think it is? And. I've asked like my mom and that's the. only person in my family who will talk. to me, but my mom. And um what we think. is that it could be somebody who watches. us and they want me to maybe sign these. papers. >> Oh, no way. >> I don't know. It's not. >> opportunity. >> You're telling me he's pulling up to my. apartment every day spam ringing my.
doorbell? It is This is not normal. And. I will say cuz unfortunately I've been a. victim of this. Um the maintenance there. whether you answer that door or not, they have the keys and they will. >> Yeah, that's happened to me too. They. come into my apartment while I'm butt. ass naked in bed. So I know it's not. maintenance. >> That's crazy. >> Yeah. Shout out Shout out my apartment. complex. >> I fixed it period. But like if it was. maintenance, they would not keep going. over. They would go in the apartment. >> And I'm not going to [ __ ] answer my. door for some random 45year-old man or.
man who's uh spam ringing my doorbell. I. don't feel safe [ __ ] doing that. >> In deliveries, there's a whole separate. room. There's like. >> Yeah, it's not a I haven't ordered. anything. Um accidental ringing. No, cuz. he does it every day. Um I do need I. should get a Ring doorbell. >> You should. >> Yeah, >> that's a good idea. >> That's actually really smart. >> Yeah. No, but um. >> confused visitor. >> I think it's a pervert is going to get. up to your same time every day and just. >> Thank you. So, I think it's either. somebody that is sneaking into the queue.
or. >> But how would they sneak up if you're. not on the ground level? >> I think it might be somebody that lives. in the complex cuz all you need is a. fob. >> But do you think what would their. intention be? >> Exactly. What the would it be? That's. what I'ming like scared about. >> What if he's trying to get you to sign. like a petition for somebody else that. lives there? >> I mean, go yourself. You know, one. signature isn't going to hurt you. >> Hey, how are you? Yeah. Hi. How are you? Go yourself. [ __ ] this dude though. I.
honestly next time he rings mying. doorbell, I'm grabbing a knife and I'm. going to go put it up to his neck. >> Oh, >> leave that in. >> Yeah. Honestly, >> no. If you ring my doorbell one moreing. time, I'm going to threaten your life. Leave me alone. I don't know who you. are. You'reing old. You're weird. You're. scary. Get the away from my apartment. Like, and what scares me next time, call. the police. >> And what scares me is like Alex Warren. moved into my apartment complex and. could tell. And mind you, Alex Warren, I. bet you maybe sees my videos once in a. blue moon. He moved in and noticed my.
apartment complex from across the. building. So, I think this guy is a. pervert who realized that I live there. and now he's trying to ring my doorbell. cuz I'm an idiot and I leave my windows. open and you could tell I live there. pretty easily. So, >> I agree. I think you need to be safe. >> I am. So, if. >> it says online, >> talk through the door next time. Don't. >> Can we home alone him with like one of. those videos where I got in here? Whatever. play in a movie. You could. even bastard like you know. >> I'm going to grab a [ __ ] knife and. put it up to his neck. So.
>> John or John? >> Um. >> yeah like John. >> John tried to kill me cameras where it's. like John like you've walked. >> ring my doorbell again. It'll be the. last doorbell you ever [ __ ] ring. And. that's that's. >> you should just yell through the door. and just be like you know what the first. time you came I was nice. The second. time I was a little bit pissed off. This. time. >> you're dead. >> You're dead. >> Yes. This will be the last door bell you. ever ring. Do not come to my apartment.
anymore. Go yourself. You have a. problem. Leave a note on my [ __ ]. door. >> Also, Google says Google also says. there's actually an alternative and we. could be nice and you could just simply. ask, "Who is it?". >> And I open my doors. When's the last. time that heard anybody? Who is it? >> It's about at theing apartment complex. >> It's It's a one. Well, Caleb, please be. safe. Um, on a lighter note, I think we. can end on this. Have you guys seen this. real life Mario Kart? >> What? Like, Jacob?
>> No. No. This is fantastic. And this this. is a great way to end on a lighter note. >> Wait, put on the headset. >> I know what this is. I've seen it. >> Wait, can we hear the music? >> It's Mario music, but it's copyright. >> This is what I'm going to do. The guy at. my apartment. >> This is in Is it Is this in Vietnam? I think it's in LA. I don't know how to. pronounce it. >> Hiroshima. >> Kayla. >> Oh, just. >> Wait, where does it say location? >> No, I uh I looked it up on TikTok.
>> How long was this? >> And wait, I sent it to the Discord. I. have an exact location. >> Wait, so what did you What did you guys. What? >> I don't know. I just wanted you guys to. watch this. >> Would you be down to go there and do it? >> It's uh What does this say? It's in. >> Oh my god. Wait, can we look up uh de da. and then space l a t Vietnam? >> They have a real life Mario Kart is what. I'm being. >> I'd be down to go. >> dat. Uh can we look up Dot? Uh Mario Kart. Real life Mario Kart. Let's see if this.
is right. >> Looks beautiful. >> Real life Mario Kart. The downhill. Is. this here? Uh. >> yes, that is the one. Um. >> Yo, this is very dangerous. Why is that. legal? >> Cuz it's one thing to put them in a. helmet, but if you're actually getting. ran over, you need a body. >> People are flying off the tracks. This. isn't bungee jumping. I mean, >> like, what the [ __ ] do you. >> like? Oh my god. >> Not doing it. Like, >> cuz me and Kayla, we've been go-karting.
before. And do you remember, Kayla? >> Yeah, but it's not through the hills of. wrong. The turtle guy is going to pick. you up off the side and fly. >> And also, like the trees that just hit. you in the head. I mean, that's a. concussion. That's a [ __ ] arm scrape. That's like riding your scooter. Like. >> I don't think I would do that, but I. would. >> No, cuz it reminds me of like we went. go-karting and somebody like rammed on. top of my go-kart and their wheel hit me. a little bit and I had to scrape all. down. >> Just picture if this happening. >> Now imagine that. >> a lot. >> The way Emma drives, she would somehow.
find a way to like go fully off the. mountain and like genuinely get. paralyzed. No, I mean this could be like. I mean this is great for people that. just need a thrill, you know. >> Um, but I watched other videos of this. same course and it seems like people are. a lot more mature on. >> Can I ask you something? >> Yeah, of course. >> If you were to get obliterated and then. go go-karting. is that a DUI. >> Obliterated. >> Wait, is that a word? >> Obliterated. >> Yeah, obliterated.
>> Obliterated. >> Obliterated. >> Yeah, I was like something fell off. about that. >> Well, that's just freaky. Kayla, is that. a DUI? >> I love how through this podcast, we're. learning words. >> Is that a DUI? >> Uh, it probably could be. I don't know. the laws over there. >> No. No. Here. >> Oh, here. >> I want to know. If you get drunk and go. behind a go-kart, is that obliterated? >> Obliterated. >> And I won't I won't change. There's no. >> just. >> I think you realized halfway through you.
said it wrong. You were just like, I'm. standing on business. >> I've stood on this for. >> Is it not clocking to us, Richie? I It's. not clocking you guys. All right. >> All right. I'll accept it. Oblitigerate. You guys are right. >> We got to get our own banging out. dictionary. >> Obliterate. >> Okay. Can I ask you a question? >> Okay. >> Don't laugh. >> If we play Mario Kart and we're drunk, is that drunk driving? Can you get a. DUI? >> I'll tell you what a DUI is. >> Oh, will you? >> Mhm. >> Okay. >> Imagine this.
>> You're scaring me. >> Hello. scooter. >> Oo, >> no. That was my plan tomorrow. That's what I was going to do after the. podcast. >> That's what we were going to That's how. we were getting home. >> I know that one. >> A lot of times No, no, no, no, no. Because people who have their license. revoked, they'll drive their lawn mower. to the bar and stuff cuz you can't get a. DUI on a lawn mower. >> Is that true? >> Yeah. Right.
>> You can't get a DUI on a lawn mower. >> because people do that when they have a. DUI. They like drive their lawn mower. places. >> Yeah. How do you drive a lawn. >> a lawn mower? Like the driving that's a. Midwest thing. >> Oh, like the bigger. >> Yeah. And they drive it to the gas. >> Pull up on that John Deere tractor. What's up, [ __ ] I'm ready to. party. >> Yeah, literally. Cuz they can't. >> Can you drunk? Can you drunk ride a. horse? >> Look that up. Look that up. Look, that's. important. That's important. That's. important. >> Uh what about. >> can you um.
you should not ride a horse while drunk. But I don't know. >> It's a legal charge. >> Oh, it can. Yeah. >> It varies in different locations. >> Imagine. But. >> imagine getting pulled over on your. [ __ ] stallion and getting a. >> dead. What about Mario Kart? If you win. a game of Mario Kart while. >> And that's just not. >> like Does that count or is that a DUI. win?
>> Well, it depends on if Bowser catches. you. >> Yeah. How many how many red shells does. it take before you just or before it's. not a DUI? >> Well, it's one blue shell. >> cuz I mean Mario Kart is basically a. DUI. Like even if you play silver, I mean so. many red shells. I mean they're. basically giving you acid. Have you ever. done Rainbow Road? Rainbow Road. Is that. not an acid trip? >> I mean, they're they're telling young. kids to do acid in my opinion. >> I mean, they're definitely telling them. to do mushrooms. >> Oh, yeah, >> dude. Cuz the mushrooms make you go.
faster, right? Or they make you bigger. >> All sorts of things. >> Everybody, thank you so much for. watching. What do you have to say as a. closing remark? >> Um, >> we have two more days of filming after. this, and I'm so excited. That was the best one yet. Thank you. guys so much. Subscribe, like, comment, and comment. Um, >> if you made it to this point with. >> Yeah, if you made it here. Oh, what's a. code word that we know that the people.
who have made it here? >> Smell your cup. >> Let's comment cup. Comment cup. If you. made it this far and we'll know you. watched the whole episode, >> but cup with like two P's. >> Cup or. >> cup PP. >> or cup. >> I can't put down the cup. I can't put. down the cup. 67. >> Okay. Wait, can I ask about that really. quickly? You just Okay. Somebody talked. about this on multiple times. What's 67? >> Okay. It comes from a song and it's like. I just pissed on a highway. 67.
>> It's a song, right, Luke? Kayla's. >> 67's a song, right? >> For the past week. >> No, she hates this. Last night on the. phone, she was I ended our phone call by. being like 67. She was like, "Bye." She. hates this. No, because for the past. week Saturn has woke. Mind you, this. joke was funny three months ago. >> because it is it's still funny, right? >> No. Three [ __ ] months ago it was. And. now every day I'm waking up to him going. 67 67.
>> It's only funny cuz you get mad at it. >> Yeah. Now it's just rage bait, >> guys. >> Okay, >> we're losing our brain cells and you. guys are too. And we're sorry. And if. any parents are overhearing their kid. listen to this podcast, trust me, this. is a great podcast for everyone to. listen to. And we try to be family. appropriate, but we're not. We actually. never tried. >> Whoa. We love the banksters. >> I'm joking. What the [ __ ]. >> Can you leave that in? That was so fun.
>> [ __ ] you guys. Love you. Have a great. one. I don't give a [ __ ]. >> [ __ ] all you. >> cuz you're going to have to see me for. 20 more episodes. >> All right. Wait. I take that back. Hold. on. Let me do it. Let me do an apology. >> Take it back. >> Do an apology. >> I would like to just say I'm super. [ __ ] sorry. >> to anybody that I offended. We're only. >> sound like church music. >> We're only on our We're only on our 20th.
episode and I hope to go for 20 more. And I love all of our bangsters. Go over. to bangingout.com cuz that's where we're. going to go. And uh yeah. No, [ __ ] you. guys. >> Oh my god. Anel Jacobs. banging out. >> You can wear my sweatshirt. and you can tell your friends we'll be. together till the end. Girl, you can. wear my sweatshirt.
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