I LIED ON TV | Ep #8 | Bangin' Out w/ Kayla Malecc & Jacob Sartorius

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cannot clip this. If you're a member, you're a member, which means you're part. of the family, which means you don't. clip it. I want to talk. Yeah, we're. going to say real names. We're going to. be unhinged. And I'm telling you, there's more to come as the podcast. grows. Also, members get early access to. the podcast one day before upload. So, I. mean, we're not trying to sell you on. this. It just is as great as it sounds. Banging out.com. That's where you can. see my. Look at my face for five seconds. What.

do you notice about it? It looks like. you've had a lot of fun experiences. It. looks like you had a great weekend in. the sun. What about the Yeah, the. forehead. In the sun, I would guess. That happens when you're in the sun. I. was in the Hawaiian sun. And is that a. different sun? Oh, it's so different. First off, so literally right after we. filmed last episode, y'all, I booked a. flight to Hawaii. Got on a plane the. next day, tried to get Jacob to come. I. hope you all know, I sat here for like. hours being like, "Jacob, come days." I.

was like, "Jacob, come to uh Hawaii. Come to Hawaii. Come to Hawaii." Guys, I. I I had the butterflies in my stomach. because, chat, I'm not going to lie. because I was just like so anxious. I. was like, they wanted me to go so bad. We had been begging you videos like if. if like if you don't come you're dead to. me. I was like no no I was so upset. Do. you understand? Like I was really upset. but I like you know the reason why I. didn't go was because I actually got.

anxiety. Like I'm a naturally anxious. person and I prefer to just like play. video games alone and go on social media. and make edits. Like that's I call that. a great day. And then this pressure of. being like, "Oh my god, tomorrow I have. to fly to Hawaii." Have you ever been? Yes, I have been one time, but for like. two days it was like a layover, right? And I got stuck there. Just got stuck. there. Like where were you going? Where. were your layovers? Hawaii. Uh I was. going to uh Antarctica. Wait, really? I was one of the few they.

let go. Wait, what do you mean? I'm. trolling. I was like, you guys cut. Richie. No, Emma. No, I was excited. I. was going to uh Antarctica. I was that excited. Oh wow. You went to. Antarctica? I believe you. Jacob, that I was just there for like. two days and then I left. Um but it was. a fun time. Honestly, thank god you. didn't come. It was kind of like a show. I kind of kind of my own little ways, but it was overall it was a good trip,

I'd say. See, I don't know anything. about this trip, so I'm ready to dive. into it because I haven't talked to. Kayla and we talk usually every day. We. talked every day on FaceTime for. probably an hour or two and I haven't. talked to her in 5 days. We were playing. phone tag. No, literally it was. literally like she'd call me. I was It. was so bad. I was gooning or something. And then and then I'd be like I got to. call her in 30. Right. Goonsville. And. then I call her back. Didn't answer. And. then I got a call from you on the beach. Uh and you sent me a video with a fan of.

the podcast. Yeah. She was really nice. She was like, "You I loved the. eyeliner." She was peer pressuring me so. bad though. Like, love you, girl. But I. was not going to jump off that cliff. Like, she made you do it. No, I have so. much to say. All right. So, so now it's. time to dive in to Kayla's Hawaii trip. Kayla and Emma and Brennan's Hawaii. trip. Let's get into it. So, last minute. I'm like, let's go to Hawaii. Okay. And. that's why I look so [ __ ] chopped. this episode. I can't control it. I. tried to put makeup on up on Whoa. I.

tried to put makeup on this morning. My. face started peeling and basically. bleeding. So, I look like this right. now. I'm [ __ ] pissed. You look so. [ __ ] chopped right now. No, you also. look like I'm I'm pissed, but happy. about it. So, we get on the plane. Everything's fine. And the second we get. there, we decide to go to this place. called China Walls and it's like cliff. jumping and it holds a lot of like. weight in my heart cuz that's where me. and Evan ended. That was like the end of. it was like it's like literally a very. sentimental place for me. And so I was.

like, "Okay, we're going to go and like. make it a good memory." So, we get. there. It's like 1 or 2 p.m. We rented. this blue like Mini Cooper with the. convertible. I saw that. Yeah. So, we're. cruising. And so, we get there. Yeah. Look at it. That's what it looks like. Beautiful. Insane. Beautiful. So, we. start cliff jumping. Everything's fine. And all of a sudden, I realize I'm. getting really red really quick, but the. UV is only five. I've been Hawaii like. 30 times. I never wear suns. You tan or. burn? I usually tan. So, my eyes are. swollen shut. My face is red. And I'm.

like, what the [ __ ] do I do? So, we. spend the next day at this place called. Black Rock. Okay. And it's like a giant. rock that you We looked that up. It's. Look up Black Rock Beach Aahu. Black. Rock Beach. O a hu. I'm pretty sure. that's how you I almost died at China. walls by the way. Oh, yeah. She did. almost drown. You jumped and then it was hard to swim. Wave got her the wall. Like there was. people in the wall. There was people in. the water with surfboards. The waves. were that bad. like they were surfing. the waves and we were cliff jumping and.

I was climbing back up on a rock and a. like 30 foot like what we're jumping. from is like 30 foot like cliffs. I'm. glad I didn't go. A wave comes that's. like 30 ft swoops me under pushes me. against all of the rocks. Bad. Like bad. Did you get hurt? I got like I made it. I'm here. Yeah. No. So imagine it. So. we're all trying to climb up cuz at. China walls it's like you climb up the. rocks and jump. There's no like ladder. or anything. So, we all jump off, me, Brennon, and Emma. And Brennan's at the.

bottom, Emma's at the top climbing, and. I'm still in the water. And I'm looking. up, and all of a sudden, a tsunami wave, and I'm like looking at it, and I'm. like, "Oh, I'm dead." Yes. I sort of got. just like 30 foot. I just look up. I'm. like, "Okay, I'm dead." And then it. sweeps them off the rocks, throws them. I get sucked under water. Brenon and. Emma. Yeah. Brennon and Emma got thrown. off the rocks. I got sucked underwater. Emma was getting like thrashed around. I've been on a vlog. I vlogged the whole. thing. That's the scariest thing. You. get really hurt people die. Yeah. No, that was like the like littlest part of. it cuz then I went to go jump back in. I. was like, "Okay, I'm not going to let. that ruin the experience." I jump back.

in alone and then I'm not even kidding. Not double, but an even bigger wave. comes and I'm not even on the rocks, pushes me and throws me like 30 feet. underwater to the point where the locals. had they had to jump in and help her. Yeah. Wait, were you like were coughing. up water like drowning? I was drowning. for like I got up back I got back up on. that rock and I was like I was on the. Richie. Wait, let's hear Richie's take. on this. Richie, keep it going. I'm. terrified. I'm terrified. I'm glad. you're okay, but I'm terrified. I'd do. it again. I'm terrified, too. It was It.

was like It was fun. It was fun. You. ended that with I'll do it again, though. I would do it again, but it's. crazy, but like would you do it again? Yes, thousand%. Wow. Yeah, I know. So, yeah. Then this the second day we. decide. Yeah, Richie's geeking. No, please make more edits of Richie, please, chat. So then the second day we. decide this is the one in Maui, but it. basically looks like this. I've been to. that one too, but it looks like this. basically. And you jump off into the. ocean. But when we get there, it's wavy.

and rainy. So it's like [ __ ] It's. raining. Yeah, like lowkey. It was like. It was like drizzling and like big. waves. No, but it was just like huge. waves. So we're at this beach and low. tide. And low tide. So if you jump at. the wrong time, you're hitting straight. to the ground. So I decide I'm not going. to jump. We meet a group of other people. there and they convince you. We're all. talking. We're having fun. And then. they're like, "We need to jump now." And. I'm like, "Guys, I've jumped off this. before. We I'm not doing it." They drag. us up to the rocks. They're like, "You're coming with." I'm like, "No,

that one girl, she came up to me. She. watches Banging Out. I love you." She's. like, "Shout out to you. I got a video. I got a call from Kayla." And she goes, "Answer right now. It's the most. important call of your life." I was on a. very important phone call like with my. parents. And I was like, "Fuck it. I got. to go, guys." And then I was like And. then I received a text video from Kayla. that was her on the beach lit as hell. Yeah. Lit as hell. Yeah. With what was. her name? That's putting you in a weird position. She was a fan of Danielle. Danielle. The. homie Danielle. I actually respect GG.

for that. We So the waves are really bad. at Black Rockck and the girls are like, "You have to jump off with us." So they. drag us over there and they're feeding. me white claws. They're feeding me white. claws. They're feeding me everything. I. I went to Hawaii to stay [ __ ] sober. That's what you told me. It was supposed. to be a sober trip. It's like a mental. relaxation cuz I was like, "Yo, I've lo. I lowkey need like like a mental health. reset." And you were like, "Hawaii is. the spot we always go sober." I've never.

gone like this. And then I get a video. like this. Ready? She goes, she goes, "No, no, Hawaii is going to be sober. It's going to be calm. It's going to be. peaceful. And then this is the video I get. You. didn't want to answer, but hold on. Hey, Jacob. I've been a fan of you for a. really long time. Love you. And I just. started watching podcast and y'all are. so great. Love the You definitely need. to wear the eyeliner more. Yes. She loves you. She loves banging. out. We love you.

Kayla, you were lit. You know I'm drunk. when I go. You know, you know where we're gone. You. know I'm drunk when I go. who I was. bringing. She loves you. I love you. She. turned into Snookie from Jersey 4 all of. a sudden. It was girl she loves you. You. know whenever I get drunk, people know. I'm drunk cuz I start talking completely. different. I'm like I talk like Jersey. Like I'm like so we're going to go. where? Like and I'm like what the [ __ ]. Where the [ __ ] is we going to go twins?

Yeah. And I don't know why it happens to. me and it's so [ __ ] embarrassing. The. [ __ ] we talking like this? Have I done. that while hanging out with you? No. Thank God for you guys, but you've never. just flipped it to a Jersey accent. That. video you do. That's how I usually am. Then I keep it in that little No, I keep. it professional around you. I know. I'm going to see you that. following Wednesday. Yeah. Yeah. You. know. Yeah. Yeah. So, she ends up like, "Let's jump off the black rocks." So, we. all I don't climb up. What does the.

black rocks look like again? It's huge. And imagine it with waves like that with. like huge waves. Okay. Why can't the. water look like that? And I agree. So. then Brennan ends up that nice pure nice. pure like Yeah. And so Brennan ends up. smoking which he never does. So Brennan. smokes assuming he climbs up the rock. He climbs up the rock and he stays up. there for an hour and a half because. he's so high he forgot what he was doing. on the rock. He did not know why he was. up there. He didn't know where he was.

And he sat there to the point where. people were like, "Are are you jumping, bro?" when he was like, "Maybe I'm. thinking about it." Yeah. He was like, "Maybe I'm actually making my mind up.". Yeah. He was like He was like, "I'm. watching the sea turtles." I was like, "I can see every fish that swims by this. facility." He was enjoying the view. Yeah. He was high as [ __ ] So me and. Emma go back. We take more shots. And. then eventually we end up going back. home and falling asleep. We planned on. going out every single night we were. there, but fell asleep. So then the. third day comes. Okay, this is where.

[ __ ] gets really bad for me. Last day. comes. Okay, we wake up bright and early. and we go to this place called Lancai. Beach and it's like the most beautiful. beach, like calm waters, whatever. I get. there, I lay down my towel, we make our. Tik Toks, we're having fun, and an hour. in, Jacob, all of a sudden my eyes start. burning. You sent me a picture or. something with like one of your eyes. covered with like a eye patch and was. like, "Oh my god, lifealtering." But. your eyes look fine. Oh, well, so my.

eyes You made it sound like an eyeball. fell out cuz you were jumping off the. black rock. I mean, she was she was. jumping off the black rocks. Hit a. eyeball on the corner of a rock. Eyeball. fell out. This string, they had to cut. it like string cheese. And yeah, that's. what you made it sound like. But your. eyes look fine. No, I'm sitting there. I'm like, I can't see. My eyes are. tearing streams. I cannot see [ __ ] I'm. like, what the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] I'm. like, I can't see. I can't see. And for. all of you guys who don't know, I don't. even know if you know this. I wear. contacts. I'm like legally blind. I'm a. negative seven. A negative seven out of.

20. That's real bad. Look up look up on. Google what a7. How bad is a negative? You could look up like7 simulator. Like. it is like you cannot see [ __ ] So I I'm. pretty blind and I'm like a 3. Look up. Wait. Isn't 2020 the best? Yeah. And I'm. You guys are negative out of 20. Oh. wait. Y'all should just cut the eyeballs. out. Simulator. Y'all should just cut. your eyes out. I've never seen somebody. blinder than Kayla actually at all. It's. like worse than that though. Like you.

can't see anything. What it's like it's. like playing Minecraft. It's so playing. IRL Minecraft. So yeah, I They trying to fight off. They trying to get that. It was bad. So. I wear contacts every day and my eyes. are burning so bad. And at this point, we had gotten a party pack of fireball. shooters and we were supposed to save. them for the night. We drink That's the. most [ __ ] of all. Drink five of them. I. drink five of them on the beach and I'm. like so messed up. My eyes are burning. so bad that I'm like, "Fuck it. My.

glasses are at the Airbnb. I'll take my. contact out." So I rip my contact out. I. throw it into the sand. Now I see 2020. out of one eye. The other eyeg. legally blind. I get in the water. I. have a great time. I get back home. Glasses don't have them. Contacts don't. have them. I can only see out of one. [ __ ] eye until I got back home. last night at 9:00 p.m. That's actually. what I guessed because I was like cuz. then you posted on your Snapchat story. and you were like I lost a contact. No,

be real. So it was actually easier for. you to see without one eye. The other. one will up imagine. But I couldn't. constantly go like this. So I'd have to. sit there and half of it is like you I. can't see anything. The other one's. 2020. I was sitting there like so I. could I cannot explain to you how I. wased up. I was soed up. She couldn't. see. So I went up to like strangers. before she had taken the contact out and. I was like, "Do you have water? Do you. have water? Do you have water?" And I. was pouring it like my eyes of water. I'm sitting there sobbing. And mind you, at this point I have thirdderee burns.

all over my body. My nose was completely. blistered and now my eyes are like. sunburned. That's what I It was sun. poisoning. So your eyes when you get sun. poisoned, your eyes get sunburnt. Really? Yeah. And that's what happened. to my [ __ ] uh Your eye looks hella. tan. That was a joke. Your eye went from. like blue to brown. Your eyes look hella. tan. Your eyes look like weird today. You told me also that in Hawaii you kind. of had this realization where you booked. a date for something really important. Oh my god. And you let me know the news. earlier. So, can I just act like I'm.

finding out for the first time? I don't. think Richie knows. Emma knows. Richie. does know. I did tell him. But all. right, let's all act surprised. Richie, this is our acting chops right here. Richie, are you ready? We're finding out. for the first time. Okay. Okay. So, what's happening? What was that thing? July 11th. July 11th. God damn it. July 11th. I scheduled my first ever. boob job. I'm getting a boob job on July. 11th.

Double D's. Double D's. Double D's. Double D's. Double D's. I'm going to. have some fat ass titties. I'm about to. be pulling up to the studio every day. wearing a [ __ ] bikini. I don't give a. [ __ ] But I decided cuz I was in Hawaii. and I got like so insecure and I was. like I I've never felt worse about my. body and I was like if I had big boobs I. everything would be better in life. You. cool with big boobs or without? You feel. me? You cool with big boobs or without? You. still the same [ __ ] but with big.

boobs is better. You a little bit chill. Do whatever you want, TW. I love you. No, imagine me with some double D's. I. can't wait. No, I'm going to. That. sounds crazy. I went on the canceled. podcast. I said I can't wait and put my. hand up like I was in fifth grade. Get. it now. Wait, when's it me? Please. You're like, are you fly on the 12th? Are you free on the 12th? Uh, so, uh, what are you doing? The day after. Yeah, on the 12th. What are you doing? What's. the recovery process? How long does that.

normally take? If it's a week, let's. hang 8 days later. Hey, how long until. back shot? Damn. So, you're excited for the How. long until Backshots is crazy. I didn't. say that for the audio listeners. That. was Kayla. Okay. I do wonder that. though. I'm This is amazing. Um, so I. I'm happy for you. I'm really happy. I. found a good surgeon. It's Brook. Scoffield's boob job guy. Wow. Is that. public information? Yeah, she made it. public. Okay. Oh, yeah. No, I saw her a.

week ago. I was like, "Your boobs look. [ __ ] great." And then I stalked and I. found the surgeon. man. Her name, his. name's like Dr. Barrett. I followed him. on Instagram last night. This morning as. we were on FaceTime, he followed me. back, DM'd me, and then they called me. at [ __ ] Ralph Hour before we pulled. up. Reggie, you want to go get some? Hey, I. make that crop top a little tighter. Look at that. Wait, no. We're looking at. titties. Oh my god. Look at the far. right. I got to. the far right.

Jacob's right up to the I'm trying to. find the guy. You go to images, dude. Right there. Titties. Those titties. Those are titties. I love titties. Is. that Dr. Barrett? Yeah. Is that him? I. think. Yeah. Yo, what's We're never. going to the beach again together. He is. literally like I'm I swear to God, he. has been doing this for 15 years. They. called me like an hour before I got. here. They my I did my deposit. My. consultations on the 23rd at noon on a.

Monday. And then on the 11th, I'm. getting a boob job. I'm getting 350 cc's. minimum. I'm getting double D's. I'm. going to be the happiest ever. I'm going. to be so confident. And I'm not. promoting plastic surgery in any [ __ ]. way. If you're happy with your body, stay that way. I'm not though. I went to. Hawaii and I realized it. I'm not happy. I turned 21 in December and I want to. have my birthday party. Jacob, I was. about to say, you have to come. I want. to have a birthday party beginning of. December in Turks and Caos. Why were you. acting like I wouldn't go to your. birthday? Damn right. Cuz I'm going to. have big tips. So [ __ ] weird, Kayla. I'm not going to lie. So for my No,

you're coming, right? No, we got beef. The way that you said that because it's. in Turks and instant replay. Emma, Q to. the instant replay. It's Turks and Caos. I was about to say you have to come. I. want to have a birthday party beginning. of December in Turks and Caos. Why were. you acting like I wouldn't go to your. Damn right. You wouldn't even come to Hawaii. You. won't even come to Hawaii. So come to. Turks and Cos made it sound like it was. like a I'm not invited thing. Like I. need you at my birthday. Like that's No, I said so you better come because why? LA [ __ ] No, Jacob. Think about what.

happened last. Hold on. Pause. This is. our first argument on air. Yeah. Clippable. Listen. Please let me come. No. Listen right now. You don't [ __ ]. listen cuz you're not I'm about I'm. about to get physical. Jacob. Physical. So I I shut down in that I invited your. [ __ ] ass. No, I invited your [ __ ] ass. to Hawaii. You I know. I know. So you. have to come to Turks and Caos. It's a.

farther flight. I'll pay I'm flying. everybody out. Okay, we good. Podcast. doing good. Buy the merch, y'all. So I. can fly out to Turks and CO or you say. Oh, three. Wait, come on. Oh, that's. closer than Hawaii. Okay, so please. come. I'm there. When is this? I'm going. to go like first week of December. Joking. No reason. When When is this. actually happening? First week of. December. It's 18 hours. First week of. December. What's your birthday, Kayla? What's your birthday? 18 hours. What's. your birthday? I'm going first week of. December. What's your birthday? December.

24th. Okay, we're the [ __ ] up. The first. week of December. If Richie doesn't. come, Jacob, it's an 18 hour flight. All. right. Wait, pause. I It's fine. Everybody does it. We go we go to Miami. Fort Lauderdale for like 3 days and then. No, but think about that flight. It's. only 5 hours and then from Miami that's. only like I'm not kidding. I want to I. do I'm doing Turks and Caos cuz I'm a. big tits in a bikini for my birthday. But not like I want to go to I love.

We're doing Turks. Everybody can get on. a [ __ ] 18 hour flight. I've done it. I'll do it. Richie, would you go? Richie, be real. I mean I would love to. but also somebody's got to edit the. clip. Somebody's got to stay home. Damn, that's true though. Somebody's got to. edit. Hey, who makes the boat float? Richie. Who makes the boat float? So, you'll. come though for my 21st. I'll be there. And I'm going to get so drunk. You know, the legal drinking age there is like. still 18. So, I'm going before my 21st. so I could get drunk legally still. We. got to throw a 21st here. We Oh, we are.

We're doing Oh, we are. Oh, we're. bringing in mariachi bands. And my. birthday's on this year. Richie, let's. plan it. It's a surprise. My birthday's. on a Wednesday this year. And Jacob Hump. day. My birthday's in August. I turned. 22. Um, let me see my calendar. Let me. look into my this little brainiac. Let. me look into my brain. Uh, I'm free. Let's get drunk to. Italy. Italy. All right. No, you lost. You lost me with Italy. Wait, what? As. soon as I heard it, I was like, "Yeah.".

Wait, why? What the [ __ ] does a long. travel? Jacob, who you think I am? Amelia Heheart? God damn. Well, no. She. crashed into the iceberg. They just. actually found her plane. I heard she. was eaten by crabs. Have you guys ever. heard this? So, wait, wait. Richie. Richie, dive into this. Ameilia. Airheart. Amelia. A She crashed her. plane. She was Wasn't she blind? Yeah, she was the first person to fly the. world. No, that's not Helen Keller was. definely blind. Yeah, that's a different. So, Amelia Airheart Ameilia. So, how did.

she crash? the first women pilot in the. world. Wait, so the Mart. in the world to fly across actually to. try to fly across and then I didn't. didn't make it. Got eaten by crabs. But. so the theory is that she crashed. Yeah. The theory is that she crashed like swam. over to a nearby island and then was. eaten by like giant ass crabs. Actually, yeah. Why didn't she eat them? I mean, good question. Well, you fall out of an. airplane. It's pretty hard to eat crabs.

when your body don't work. Wait, let me. let me show you these crabs real quick, though. Okay, let's see these. That's. Amelia. Alleged. Ameilia alleged. Y'all. ever had crabs before? No. That's a guy thing. Okay, cool. No, Jacob. What the [ __ ] is that [ __ ]. I've never had it, by the way. That. cannot eat a person. I would be kind of. scared to get you. That doesn't exist. If that eats you, I'm sorry. No. The. idea Wait, wait. Can I read that. paragraph? The idea that Amelia Heheart was eaten. by coconut. So they're called coconut.

crabs is a popular I don't know that. word. Albeit el albeit unconfirmed. Albeit unconfirmed theory about her. disappearance in 19. Can I be honest? I. watched a movie. No, I just rolled my. eyes. If you get eaten by a coconut. crabs, like whatever. Like grow up. Like. grow up. Like grow the [ __ ] up. Grow up. Coconut crabs. Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. Guys, I need to protect my brand. here. I love Amelia Heheart. We all do. We do. We all do. Now y'all taste. something. Coconut crabs is crazy. Coconut crabs is.

crazy. Yeah. It's not like mauled by a. tiger. Like that's like a crab. Coconut. crabs is crazy. Coconut crabs. Richie. Okay. If you walk Okay, I stand correct. I stand correct. Let me ask a. hypomthetical. Let me ask a. hypomthetical. That's real. Can I ask a hypomthetical? That is real. Richie, you're walking on. the beach in Hawaii. Okay. Vacation. Oh. man, you're loving life. Oh god, that. dick is 2 in bigger. Wa! Yeah,

beautiful, right? And you're walking. along that beach and that sand and the. toes. Oh, Richie. Okay. And you're. walking. And you're walking and you bump. into [ __ ] six coconut crabs. What you. doing, King? Running away. You want to. know what I'm doing? Snapping. Eating. Snapping. Eating. Fun food for the free. eaten by one coconut crab. How many. coconut crap does it take to beat Kayla? One. You jump on top of it. That [ __ ].

snap crackling and pop it. Jacob, you're. not enough. It's going. You know what. it's doing? You get a large tree branch. You just start hitting. It's going like. this. The coconut crab is going to eat. you. You're going to try to touch it and. it's going to go. It It doesn't go that way. I Sorry, I. got a little animated thing that was. little live action. I don't think it. goes that way. What do you mean? Like it. wouldn't introvert like that. Oh, so I. think I'd kill it if that was I trust.

you twin. That's my twin Kayla. And if. she thinks she going to kill a coconut. crab, she I'm going to kill six of them. The same way I don't want to go to. Australia because kangaroos scare me a. No, they do. Have you go that punches a. kangaroo? Wait, can I pee really quick? I have to, too. Emma, Emma. Yo, what? Save it for Save it for. the exclusive. We're just taking over, banging out, guys. What the [ __ ] I love. that crop top on you, but I'm about to.

crop this scene. I'm about to crop this. scene. God damn. Put in that, Richie. Holy [ __ ] Hanging out. There it is. More of that. Wow. So, all right, guys. Get the [ __ ]. Kayla, tell them. Emma, Kayla, back me. up. Emma, wait till like an hour. I just. thought, okay, Emma, you about to be on. his couch in an hour. Emma, you left it. warm for me. It feels like you were nesting an egg. You just warmed this up, man. Guys, I. went back there while they were on the.

couch and I like got to see all the BTS. and I like it's crazy. It's crazy back. there. Guys, I just want to also put out. here the lighting back here is. atrocious. I've heard a lot of heard a. lot of comments about the way that I. think it's the the bird's eye view and. the white lighting doesn't Yeah. Happens. to the best of us. I'm not chopped. I. promise. I think you're looking great. back here. Wait, wait. Richie, are you flirting? Richie, Richie, are you flirting with.

Emma? I mean, all right, let's get So, every time you. call me great, is that flirting? No comment. No comment yet. Um, should we keep it moving? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So, I'm getting my boob job and. Hawaii was traumatic, but boob job. But. you survived. Yeah. And we're still here. right now. Yeah. Um, job. I kind of want.

to just open up to everybody right now. and tell a kind of traumatic story. Um, so I got a pet parakeet. I know this is. kind of crazy. When the [ __ ] when when I. was probably like 10, 11 years old. And. this still affects you to this. Yeah. Okay. It was Let's get into it. Can we. look up a blue parakeet? What was his. name? What was his name? Like Yep. Like. that. His name was Fruity. I named him Fruity. Oh, you would.

No, not like that. Like you just would. think of a cute name like that. Like he. looks fruity. Like I would name him Blue. Balls. Come on, y'all. No, that's not. what I said, y'all. I'm about I'm about. to break the mic. All right, look. I had. a parakeet named Fruity. All right, everyone's laughing at me, guys. It's a very serious story. Like, I. mean, what the [ __ ] This caused me a. lot of trauma. Wait, how long did it. take you to name him? Immediately, I go. I I saw him at Petco and I go, Fruity.

All right, I get Fruity. We're vibing. He's in a cage. like, you know, everything's cool and uh he's vibing and. one day I think I was out and my mom. goes, "Oh, I just brought up the cage. outside and open the door to see if he. wanted to explore." What do you mean? What do you mean? Why would she do that? I wish I wasing lying. I got back one. day and she said, "And you want to. know?" She said, "Fruit flew away. I.

brought him outside to experience nature. and he flew away." And I said, "Mom, what the do you mean?" He flew away. You. open the [ __ ] door to the cage. That's my twin. Oh my god. I was wait. And you know what. my mom said? She said, "If you love. something, let it go, Jacob." And if it. comes back, it was meant to be. Bro. never came back. He probably got eaten. by aing walrus, bro. Fruity ain't even.

alive no more, bro. I want to meet I want to meet your mom. so bad, but what does she mean? Let's. see if it explores. She said she was. cleaning the cage outside. and she said, "You know what, Jacob? I. wanted something in my life. If you love. something, let it go. And if it comes. back, it was meant to be." And I've. taken that mentality through my whole. life, and a lot of [ __ ] has come back.

But Fruity never came [ __ ] back. Oh, maybe it's cuz that [ __ ] ass name you. gave it. That's not funny. You're making fun of. my dead bird. You don't know. You don't. know it's dead. That's so funny. My. bird's dead. Like, this shit's not. funny. How do you know it's dead, bro? Could play basketball. I set up How do. you know it's dead? I set him up a mini. hoop in my room. He was dunking. God. damn, bro. I had a jumper. How do you. know it's dead, Jacob? I'm just.

assuming. I'm assuming. I think he made love with. a pigeon and created a new species. It's. been years. I haven't seen him. No. No. Everybody's laughing. You don't think he. made love with like a pigeon, man? Look. at how colorful the bro was. Looks. fruity. He looks fruity, bro. And so, yeah, I never heard from him. again. What were you? No. Kayla, were. you shooting my [ __ ] bird? No. No. No. No. No. That's all funny, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Kayla, were you shooting my. bird? Is that funny? Yeah. That's so. funny, right? Cuz you're shooting my. bird. The my dead bird. Oh, that's so. funny. Oh my god, that's so funny. New. humor unlocked. It's has a beautiful family. That's what. I said. It made love with a [ __ ]. pigeon. Yeah. Bird is dead. She killed. that bird. And they're laughing. I killed that. bird.

You guys are [ __ ] evil. I don't [ __ ]. with you guys. All right. Anyways, let me tell another. crazy story. One time I had a crazy. stalker. and I was in my basement in Virginia and. um. cleaning the cat litter. I was probably. like 13, 14. And there was like a window cell to my.

left. Imagine like a really like beat up. basement. Like I'm not gonna lie. Our. [ __ ] was like like rough concrete, right? Like no flooring, like just. concrete. And there was a cat room. We I. grew up with two cats. And um I would I. like we had like chores and [ __ ] So my. my chores were like do the dishes, take. the cat litter, do all this. I'm still. like I was low-key kind of taking off on. social media and there were a lot of.

people watching and I was cleaning the. cat litter. My friend Chad who designed. these [ __ ] great really fire really. fire great ass hugs clothing designer G. from Reston Virginia. We went to middle. school together. Um. and I was in my basement taking out the. cat litter and I look up. So, you know, in like horror movies when you look up. and it's like Jeffrey Dmer at the door. or like uh Jason, who's the guy who. wears the mask? Michael Myers. Michael. Myers. Imagine Michael Myers right at at.

like that's my biggest fear, right? Like. a jump scare like Yeah, [ __ ] that. I'm. cleaning the cat litter. I'm like 13, 14. Have we we may have smoked before. this? I don't know. Right. So, I'm a. little paranoid already. Me, even. without weed, I would have been so. paranoid. I look up to my left after. like finishing the cat letter. I'm like. looking up to my left to the window. that's in the basement. It's a well, by. the way, 5t deep. Like whoever this was. jumped in. I know the Midwest people.

have that. My friend had that in the. basement. It drops down and it's like a. it's like a metal kind of We even had a. cover over it. Yes, I know you're. talking about the cover and jump down to. see the window. Yes, I know what you're. talking about. I look up to my left. and there's a lady looking through the. window like this. I swear to God. John, let's cut to this camera right here. Ready? I'm the lady in the window. No,

I promise. It's funny, but at the same. time, I actually collapsed. I actually. collapsed. Like, I'm not joking to you. I fell back on the on the concrete and I. like literally went into [ __ ] shock. because I looked up and saw a face just. like that and I fell back on the floor. and I panicked and we went upstairs and. told my mom and she probably thought we. were just high as [ __ ] She probably. thought we were just tweaking like she. was like, "Okay, boys." But like but we.

were like, "No, there's a [ __ ] lady. in the well.". And uh yeah, we were crying. Did you. ever find out who she was or did she. like leave? Yeah. You know, a funny. story is I used to walk to the shopping. center right by my house. It was like. 15-minute walk. Mhm. When I'd be. walking, she'd pull up her car right. next to me, park the car. She was like. 23. I was probably 14. Oh my god. She'd. get out of the car and be like, "Where. are you going?" and block me on the. sidewalk. What would you do? I. genuinely, Bless you, Emma, I would. genuinely be like I would be like, "I'm.

just walking to the shopping center, please." Like, and I would just keep. walking. She would slowly drive her car. while I'm walking. She never did. anything physically to me or anything. like that, but I know that she had. restraining orders on her. And my. parents, my parents are the type of. parents where it's like, "Oh, let's give. her a second chance." You know, and it's. like, I'm not going to lie, there's been. many times where that type of thing has. happened. And uh, you know, if it were. up to me, I was a minor at the time. I.

would have probably pressured. No, that's horrible. Like a 22year-old woman. spying on a 14year-old boy is really. creepy if you really No. Yeah, that's. How did she even know where you lived? It was public information. Thankfully, my family's moved since then and we're. good. They made that [ __ ] Wait, public? What do you mean? Because my parents'. name My dad has the same name as me. You. know, my full name is Ralph Jacob. Sartorius. Wait, wait, your first name? What do you mean? Yeah. What do you. mean? What do you mean? What do you. mean? What do you mean? No, my my full.

name is Ralph Jacob. Your name is Ralph? Look up Jake. Your name is Ralph. Don't. even feed into that. Just look up Jake. Wait. Wait. Wait. Look. Look up. Wait. What do you mean? Oh, I'm I'm with you. when you look me up. We're like dating. Oh my goodness. Wait. Look. Sorry. Wait. What do you. mean Ralph? Look at this. Yep. So So that's your middle name? No, my. middle name is Jacob. My real name is Ralph.

What? Who are you? It's public information. I feel like I. don't even know you anymore. Richie, I. love you, brother. No, our bones the. same. It's just the name that's. so many questions. Can I ask? Yes. Okay. One. What made you go by Jacob? I'm like. in shock right now. What the Ralph? I love it. Wait, what do you mean? What. do you mean? What do you mean? like. what? So, I was I was adopted.

and um I was named after my dad. My my. dad who raised me, his name's Ralph and. his dad's name is Ralph, too. And it's. like a family thing. And so, I was named. Ralph, but I always went by Jacob. I. didn't even know my name was Ralph until. like seven years old in school in the, you know, the the like yearbook. Yeah. It would say Ralph, Jacob Stores. I'd be. like, "Who the [ __ ] is Ralph?" And my. parents would be like, "Oh, that's your. father's name." But they always called.

me Jacob. But it was more for my dad. I. think that it was like just carrying on. the legacy. I mean, maybe I'll name my. son Ralph, too, but he'll probably go by. his middle name. But it's like a respect. thing. There was one time I I'll say. this openly. There was one time I kind. of disrespected that name because it got. leaked on social media when I was like. 15, 16 years old. Like people found the. yearbooks and screenshotted it. No way. and it came out and uh yeah, I used to. be like ashamed of it in a way. I don't.

even know why. I think I was embarrassed. or like didn't like the name Ralph and. now I love it. And I actually dropped a. clothing line like years ago. It's no. longer for sale, but it was called Ralph. and it was a full clothing line of just. clothes that said Ralph on it. But um. but I love that name now, but there were. some times where I didn't like it and my. dad put me in check. Wait. Yeah. Does. anybody call you Rol? No one. Not even. my parents, not my sister. Nobody that. knows me that close calls me that. They.

call me Jay. I'm not going to lie. If. you kick it with me and my friends, they'll all call me I've heard people. call you Jay. But wow, what the [ __ ]. Yeah, that's my name. And honestly, I. love that name. And shout out to my. grandpa, man. He was a great guy. Like. seriously. And when I was younger, I. didn't understand what that name meant. to me. But like my parents adopted me. and gave me the life that I've been able. to live. And I'm telling you right now, I wouldn't be on this couch if my. parents hadn't adopted me. I was given a.

great life from my parents. And I love. that name now. But when I was younger, I. was a little bit embarrassed for some. reason. I don't know why, but now I love. it. And uh if you guys want to call me. Ralph from now on, like feel free. Hanging out with Ralph and Kayla. Ralph. and Kayla. Come on, let's go. Wait, that's insane. I mean, that's like. insane lore. I I don't think I've ever. shared that. I am like I feel like I. heard something about that years ago. when like my sister was a big fan of. you. It was like a huge thing back in. the day, but I like forgot about that.

What? It was like his real name. It got. exposed and I was like, "Yeah, can I say. something really embarrassing?" Yeah. Today I was listening. Today I was You were listening to. Sweatshirt. Today I was listening to. Justin Bieber and I was like it sounds. like Jacob. It was nice though. I know. But that's a. huge compliment. But but I was like I. was like I just like it made me think of. you. Like I listen to Justin Bieber. saying I thought of you. Yeah. I thought. of you. I listen I think of you when I. listen to Justin Bieber. I think of you.

in life. And you know relating to this. Kayla Kayla you have an Air Tag story. that's like a little bit crazy. I. haven't heard it but I know it's on the. list today and I know Jacob when I say. this I hope you know I'm really exposing. myself. Okay. So, I'm exposing myself on ways that I. don't even think like anybody would when. I say this story and I'm doing this. because I'm no longer this person. Oh my god. What is an air tag? Can I. ask? So, an Air Tag is basically a.

device that Apple made and it's like a. tracking device. Apple Air Tag and it. tracks. Okay. Does this Richie does this. attach to a phone? You can attach it. Yeah, it connects to your thing. You can. see like a tracker. It's a tracker. Yeah. Okay. I'm really exposing myself. right now. This is embarrassing. So, when I was 16, I just spilled a lot of. [ __ ] This is No, but this is like bad. Like, this is like This is bad on me. Okay. So, when I was 16 and I was trying. to blow up on TikTok, a lot of people. know this now, but I would exaggerate a.

lot of my stories. And one day, I got. the brilliant idea, I have anxiety, to like make up a fake. story to get views cuz I was just 16 in. Portage, Indiana. I was trying to get. out of the city, the town, and I don't. do this anymore. I was, this was like. four years ago. So, I saw that Air Tags. had just came out and they were viral. and they were trendy. So, I was like, what if I made a fake story that. somebody put an Air Tag on my car? So, I go to Walmart. Richie, what do you.

think? No, it gets bad. It gets bad. So. far, okay. I mean, it gets really bad. Okay. So, at this point, my videos are. getting maybe like 500k views a video. And I I just I I wanted to blow up so. bad. Mhm. I go to Walmart. I spend $90. on an Air Tag. Right. And I put this. [ __ ] in the license plate of my Nissan. Rogue. And I grab a story time. Mhm. I. grab my phone and I go, "Guys, I got in. my car. I got a notification that a. tracking device is following me. Let's. try to find the Air Tag." Miraculously,

I find it in my my license plate and I'm. freaking the [ __ ] out. Planned it all. Mhm. So, I'm acting it all out. I'm. freaking What do you mean you found it? That's what I found it. You planted it. and then Yeah. So I make a video being. like I found it and I'm like, "What the. fuck?" So I post that video expecting it. to just like do whatever. Right. Gets. like 13 million views. What? So I'm. like, "Can we find this video?" Yeah. Look up Kayla Malik Air Tag. So I'm.

like, "What the?" And it gets bad. No, it gets really bad. No. Well, this is. just for guys. I just I want to. emphasize again. I was trying to blow. up. I was doing anything for clout. Like. at this point in my life, I was lying on. like so many of my stories. I'm not that. person anymore. I've like I don't need. to do that anymore. I was just trying. Like everybody rage baits when they. first start off. I feel this was my rage. bait and this is soing embarrassing. So. I post it blows up 13 million views. I'm. like what the [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] So I make. a part two. I make a part three. I make.

a part four. Part five. By the way, Kayla, can I ask? Mhm. Throughout this. you were writing the whole script. Oh, I'll get to it. It gets really bad. I'm sitting. So, I'm making part after part. I found. this air tag, right? It blows the up to. the point where it ends up on Dine. My mom calls me while I'm in Vegas. My. mom calls me in Vegas. She goes, "Kayla, the cup's empty." She goes, "Kayla, you're on TV right now. I need you to. turn on Dine." I turn it on. Dine is.

doing a story about how I found this Air. Tag on my car. I'm like, "What the. fuck?" The story is going viral. Apple's. trying on dine news. People are suing. Apple over these air tags. Today, recently in the news, we have Kayla. Malik finding an Air Tag in her call. She did not know about this being. placed. Back to you, Ben. So, now people. are suing Apple because of the story I. made because people are saying that you. can track. Get a check, girl. Get that.

back. But it's a fake story. Get that. back. It's a viral thing that people are. finding Air Tags in their cars and I'm a. part of the story. No, it's going. [ __ ] viral every [ __ ] place is. And I feel really bad looking up back at. it now because like I have been stalked. before. I've been tracked before, but. for some reason 16-year-old me. 16-year-old me thought it was I I looks. I'm so dumb. So anyways, it's blowing. up. Okay, I'll take some. All right.

Thank you. I got you, TW. Thank you. I'll take some. So, it's blowing up, okay? It's blowing the [ __ ] up. And then. all of a sudden, I start getting emails from every single. news outlet in America. Fox News, ABC. News, NBC News, every single news outlet. you can think of is like, "We want a. piece on this." Okay. So, I'm like, "Fuck it. I'll do it. I'm too deep in. I'm too I'm too deep in." So, I get on. the phone with it was ABC News, I'm. pretty sure. I get on a phone with them.

They're questioning me and I'm like, "Yeah." Uh, I'm like 16 years old. I'm. like, I just got my license. I'm like, yeah, I found it in my car. I found it in my car. I'm telling them. the story and they're like, did you. report it to the police? I don't know. what to say. I'm like, yes, I did. Wait, wait, wait. Because because this was all. a fake story. It was a fake story. So, it was a fake story. It was a fake story. that was meant to like just like get. like 200,000 views. I was dumb and I It. got 13 million. Million. And so, I and. so now it's on dine everything articles.

So I call So the news calls and I'm. going on with it cuz I'm like oh I. right. So they're like did you contact. the police about it and I'm like yes and. they're like okay you live in Portage. Indiana right? And I go yes. They go. okay we're going to get a statement from. the police and they hang up and you go. no no no. you know what you were just saying hey. take that [ __ ] back. It's fine. Yeah. So. I was sitting there like I don't even. give a [ __ ] about air the phone. I'm. like, "Holy, what the [ __ ] is a hair.

tone?" I hang up with the phone. I'm. like, "Holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did I. just do?" Yeah, they never did a story. They knew I was lying. They know I was. lying and it just like went away after. that. But yeah, I I apologize to. everybody who was really tracked by an. air tag. I know this was a real thing. It's happened to me. Seriously, this. could be very This could be very. dangerous. I'm not going to lie. I was I was so. dumb and I'm like exposing myself so. bad, but yeah. On top of that, I lied to. my parents about the Air Tag being in my. car. So in datine, when I was on date. line, my mom was like, "You're on date. line for the Air Tag." I was like, "Oh.

yeah, like it really happened." My dad. thought the Air Tag was in my car. My. mom, my sister, everybody thought that I. was actually getting stalked, but I knew. it was a [ __ ] lie. Sometimes the bit. runs too deep, and it it was too it was. too late to turn back. And once it got. that 13 million views, I had to ride on. it. But honestly, I think that your story, whether fabricated or not, raised. awareness for the fact it sounds like. you got [ __ ] headline news, which. raised awareness as a byproduct, it.

raised awareness for other people to. watch out for Eric. Right. And I will. say, so honestly, twin, congratulations. And I got my karma because I got the. [ __ ] out of me for 9 months. What? Kayla, Emma, back me up. That shit's not funny. It's funny. No, it's not. Come on, guys. It's not funny. No. Come. We don't We're. not joking about that. I don't think. we'll ever joke about that podcast. That's cool. If you want to, I'm not I. don't find that [ __ ] funny at all. I. kind of regret telling that story, but I.

did it. I said it. Does not mean you. deserved that. I'm sorry for lying about. the Air Tag. I don't I stopped lying. I've grown and I needed I I needed to. get out of portage. Literally. a child. I got my license two months. before that and I drove to Walmart and. bought an Air Tag. I had $30. I I went. into debt for that [ __ ] Air Tag. Like. I had $30, babe. Hey, be real. That Air Tag was a. good return on investment. I have to go. Open your hand. Oh, look.

at this guys. Look what I just found. One of Kayla's nails, everybody. When I. just dapped her up right there. Hey, I love you, TW. I got to go pee. You look really good, Jacob. God damn, I. feel good in this crop. Kayla, I'm gonna. say it again. Do not go outside like. that. Why not? I'll get jealous. Okay. Just for you, I won't. Now it's time to watch. Jojo talking. about her relationship with Chris. Jojo's in a relationship before me. That's insane. Jojo's been in five. before me. I'm [ __ ] pissed. All.

right, let's get this [ __ ] And I think. for me, I realized, whoa, I'm in a box. Jojo's my [ __ ] queen, bro. I mean, I've I [ __ ] love Jojo. Women. I've. dated. people. I I have dated men. Jojo my. queen for real. I'm hearing her. Are. y'all not hearing Jojo? Are y'all not. hearing Jojo? She's saying she's just. figuring this [ __ ] out, right? And. that's what I love. Aren't we all. figuring it out, though? Can we just be. honest here? Like I think a lot of.

people put this pressure on people to be. like, "Oh, you figured out who you are. That's who you have to be." I'll give it. to her. I respect this. Yeah. I think. it's just like a discovery thing. I. think it's just like, "Cool, cool." Um, but obviously she's taken many different. paths. She's like dating the Chris guy from Big. Brother. The only thing I don't like. about that is the age gap. I think. that's icky. How old is he? Like in his. 30s. Like 32. He's 32. She's 21. I can't. get behind that. Richie, what do you. think? Yeah, I don't know. Jojo's living.

her best life, I guess. You know, team. Jojo. Chris is weird for being an old. head, but like and apparently on on on. Big Brother, he was saying, "I will like. turn you straight." And that was his. goal from the start of the show. His. goal, tell his goal from the start of. the show was to turn Jojo straight. The. only thing Jojo's in the wrong for is. cheating on her girlfriend, which is. [ __ ] up. Did that on national TV. But. her her discovering her sexuality and. who she loves is not an issue. Chris is.

weird as for that, though. Hope she's. happy. Don't cheat on TV anymore. I. don't know. It's messy. That shit's. messy. She cheated on TV. Yeah, maybe I. would. If I was tempted, put me on. Temptation Island. She about to be with Saturn or not. Saturn. That's his name. [ __ ] I could. have said any [ __ ] thing. Who are. you? Just move on. Just move on. I tried. to make a joke. All right. So, next. Kanye apologized. You tell me all the. Kanye stuff. So, Kanye West, right?

We've talked about him on the show. You've met Northwest. Yeah. What is his. daughter? And I think it's fitting I. said we wouldn't talk about him again. That was Cap. All right. We're a pop. culture podcast. I think it's important. to talk about Kanye West. Actually, surprisingly, we we covered his crazy. remarks in in terms of kind of hatred. for certain groups of people. Now. Kanye's on Twitter. May 22nd, he tweets, "I'm done with anti-semitism.".

Okay, thank God. Then he says, "I love. all people. God, forgive me for the pain. I've caused. I forgive those who have. caused me pain. Thank you, God. I simply. got a FaceTime from my kids, and I want. to save the world again. The earth. itself is in God's kingdom. God calls. for peace. Share peace. Share pe share. love." And then he linked us to an. album. Can we see what album? Oh, is this a new song? Wait, what?

Wait, can we listen to Young Boy? [Music]. Okay. So, it sounds hype. It sounds. hype. John, what do you think? It's all. right. You think it's all right? It's. all right. It's a little bit overrated, huh? A little overrated. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, this is his How do we feel.

about Kanye actually apologizing for his. actions? I think that's something we. haven't seen before. I wish it was. longer. I will say Okay. Well, no, no, that was just a teaser. That was just 30. seconds of the teaser. He goes more into. it. Absolutely. I think I have not. listened. Okay. I'm not like Okay. after. the stuff that's happened. I have not. wanted to be like a a diehard Kanye fan. Obviously, I think most people would. agree with me talking about crazy [ __ ]. I'm not a political person. I told you.

this earlier on the phone. Like I think. we both agreed on it, but like we're not. informed enough to be talking about. these issues that are really world. problems because we're not informed. enough. But what I can say from an. outside perspective of Kanye's actions. is like. obviously he's caused a lot of hurt to a. lot of people and I think I I respect. the apology but do you think it's. genuine or do you think it's just an. attempt to see his kids that cuz he I.

think he's mentally I think he's. mentally ill and I think that him. recognizing or hopefully recognizing. where he's wrong is a step in the right. direction. I don't think he's like back. to being Kanye again. I think he needs. therapy or something. And I hope that. the FaceTime from his kids was a step in. that direction. And I'm sure that the. people that were affected by what he. said obviously wouldn't forgive him.

Okay. I I saw I was about to send this. to you. I was I was about to send this. to I saw it last night. I saw it. Yeah. I saw you like liked it or something. I. was going to send it to you last night. You just bit your lip. Yeah, I know. I. don't know what I'm doing. Still. figuring it out. Watch it on. Yeah, but. he Emma, you have to watch it if you. haven't seen it. He yells. Can Emma hear. it? I've seen it. I've seen it. We have. headphones for Emma. Emma, watch this. I. want your reaction. I saw this last. night. I've already seen it.

All right. [Music]. Get this off. Get this the [ __ ] off. All right, let me talk my [ __ ] Let me talk my. [ __ ] Look, respect to the dad. You a G. I love you, brother. Look, you're. reacting to clips of when I was. promoting my tour from when I was 13. Wait till this guy sees my musically. Show him grinding. Show him me getting.

to it. Right. I'm sure he's not going to. be happy about that. Oh, he's pissed. He's pissed. Right. Right. He's pissed. I saw this and I I want to say my dad. loves Jacob, so maybe get like him. Damn. But look, no, no, I completely get. it. I actually found this video. hysterical. I sent it to the Discord. We're talking about it today. This was. my idea because I [ __ ] love this guy. Is there any way we could like I'm. telling you, if the daughter of this guy. watches this show or anybody, can we.

please call him into a prank and please. let me just talk to him? Please convert. him to a Sartorian. We're getting him to. be a Sartorian. Deal. It's a Sartorian. summer, sir. And I just wanted to say to. the dad, hold on. What is the mic's. squeaking a little bit? The dad's not. going to love that I'm wearing this hat, but let me talk to you, King. Let me. talk to you, King. All right. I just want to say your opinion is. completely valid. I was 14 years old at.

the time filming that promo for a world. tour that I was going on and I said. Texas e-hop. You know that was crazy. Watch my musically. You going to be butt. hurt, bro. I was grinding one hand. Right. And look, man. I've grown out of. that. I've done a lot of things in my. life and um we're here right now and I. just wanted to say your opinion is. completely valid. If I was a father, probably wouldn't want my daughter. watching that, right? Fair. And you know what? It's all love.

to you, man. A lot of people expecting. me to crash out right now, but I. completely get it, man. If you don't. [ __ ] with me, you don't [ __ ] with me. Hey, I'm wearing a crop top. Be mad. Amen.com. You what? They already know, right, John? Hi. Yep. You know what I. just realized? I filmed this entire. episode with Sriracha sauce all over my. hoodie. Oh, maybe. Wait, Kayla? Like, what the Look at this crop top. Wait, wait, wait. Guys, can I just model this. for a second on air? There it is. Look at this [ __ ] crop.

top. Look at that fatty. Fatty with a. fatty. I'm not doing this if we don't. put bangingout.com under me passing that. or else I look like a [ __ ] goofy. Emma. Let me model it in some different ways. Yeah. Do like a little No. Do a hand on. the hip. Yep. Let me do a chair one. Yeah. Yeah. Little bite the lip like Yes. I like that. And then let me do one of. these. Oh, that's good.

I like that. I love this. I like that. That new I have the [ __ ] receipts. If. you want to talk your [ __ ] walk through. the hallways like you a queen or a king, it's pretty tough if you don't have the. receipts, right? But if you have them. Hey, Emma and Richie, how we feeling. about this merch? Don't it make you feel. good? Oh, I'm feeling good. Don't it. make you feel confident as [ __ ].

I have to receive. I love this so much. Shout out to the. dad that hates me. I hope his name is. like Bob. It's Charlie for sure. Turn this the. [ __ ] off. I'm not going to lie. When I watched. that, I cried out loud. And the fact. that that's viral from like three days. ago and it has like 400,000 likes. I'm. like, "Wait a second. Y'all know me. Y'all better buy that. I have the.

receipts merch." You know what I'm. saying? Um, wow. What a beautiful day. It is. This is fun. Kayla's saying talk. our [ __ ] Kayla, wait. I'm really. scared. We not just going to talk our. [ __ ] We're about to spill some deep. secrets. Oh, we're actually And you know. what? The first 420 members get to know. this for free. That's pretty scary to me. Okay, I'm. just going to say it's a little bit. frightening, but I hope if you're early, you get just sign up. I'm scared. I've.

never been on that couch before. Oh my. gosh. Yeah. Emma. Emma. Wait, wait, wait. And the most important part of. this all is not that we're just going to. be spilling a tea. We have a special. [ __ ] member. I just Emma Hill. is coming on the podcast for the special. segment. Come on over, baby. Come on. over, girl. Nothing. All right. So, with that being said, I. think we need to carry the next segment.

on. Emma, you get to help us with this. I'm scared. We're talking. What do we. How do we close out the episodes? We're. We're just going to get dirty. We cannot. post this on YouTube. So, we're moving. it on to bangingout.com. bangingout.com. You could see the rest of this. We're. We're telling how we lost our vcard. stories. It's going to get really bad. And Emma's joining. Oh my gosh. Y'all. know I I'm scared. Mine's bad. Mine's. bad. Like my nobody knows. No, I. actually I'm about to have a panic. attack. I'm scared. Okay, we're going to. start. Thank you so much for watching. Banging Out. I'm your host, Big Slong.

Daddy Jay, and save that for. bangingout.com. And I'm Big Mama K. Big. Juicy J. Mama K with the Big Juicy K. Big tight, real right. Yeah, you know. you want it all night. Yeah, I'm on him. Yeah, he want it. Holy [ __ ] You should. be a rapper. They call me N girl. Holy. [ __ ] Can I spit one? Big dash long. Daddy J in the streets. Yeah, you know, huh. All right. Sorry, guys. Thank you. so much. Cut the camera. If you got a. big schlong.

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