EXPOSING IT ALL | Ep #21 | Bangin' Out w/ Kayla Malecc & Jacob Sartorius
Were you guys just all foreign? >> Well, they were um on the beach. I was. doing activities not on the beach. >> Oh, so you were just doing other stuff. You weren't at the beach. >> I was getting back on a mountain. >> the side of a cliff. >> That's worse. >> Banging out. >> Welcome back to the Banging Out podcast. I'm your host, Big Super Baney and. Grainy J. >> I'm your host. Tight uh tight loopy K. Oh, >> I don't think that made sense.
>> Ah, yeah. >> Tight loopy K. >> Loopy. >> goopy. >> tight goopy droopy like that one. >> Tight goopy dupy as my ex would say. Purple K. >> Oh, >> too soon. >> Too soon. That is too No, I don't think. so. >> Well, it's actually been quite a while, but it's been like too soon. Okay. Did. you guys see Chuck E-Cheese was. arrested? >> It would be in Florida. >> Kids parents watch as police arrest. Chuck-E-Cheese. And the funniest thing. is I've seen this clip. Just just listen. for the kids being like, "Can I say hi. to Chucky?" And the cops are like,
"Chucky's busy right now." They tackle. >> This would be in Florida, though. Like, this is such. >> This is a Florida activity. >> Did he have like a [ __ ] like I don't. know. >> Yeah. What did he get arrested for? >> I don't know. >> I was trying to look into that and. nothing's really coming up, but can we. take our best guess? >> I feel like the guy under the suit like. >> did something terrible. >> Really bad. If he's. >> He probably stole [ __ ] cheese. Trapping out of the. >> crapping. >> Trapping. >> Oh, trapping. >> Selling drugs.
>> Out of Chuck-E-Cheese. >> Out of the suit. >> Out of the suit. >> Out of the out of the suit. >> Imagine pulling up to your dealer and. it's Chuck-E-Cheese. >> That's lowkey iconic. I'm about to just. go pick up from Chucky, >> bro. Yeah, he's dead ass in the suit. >> Yeah. >> How did they know it was? >> Let's watch it. Let's see. I don't know. Maybe I'm overreacting to this, but I. think this is [ __ ] amazing. >> Chuck is a little bit busy, ma'am. >> Oh. Come with me, Chucky. >> Stop resisting. >> Why does this make me sad?
>> Stop resisting. Let it Let it go. Let it. go. Do not cause a scene here, sir. >> He's just a mouse. >> He just wanted Jeez. >> Oh, okay. We're going to talk in a minute. Okay. >> Oh my god. Why am I about to cry? Why is. this making me like emotional? It's. >> not my call, ma'am. >> Just in this suit is ridiculous.
>> I'm going to talk to you, man. Let you. know what's going on. Okay, >> I'm going down. Okay, >> he just has a gun under the. >> He just [ __ ] strapped the [ __ ] up. >> He has like a bomber on his. >> wallet. Why did they not take the head? the. head. >> Wait, is there other clips from this? >> Wow. >> Well, I found this image down here, which is [ __ ] hilarious. >> Oh my god. >> Chuck-E-Cheese is a [ __ ] criminal.
>> I don't know why, but something about. seeing like him like the mouse getting. arrested. Actually, I was tearing up. Like, that kind of made me really. [ __ ]. >> What's in your pocket? Cheese officer. >> Chucky, stop resisting. >> Well, like why was he calling him. Chucky? >> I don't know. to to to make sure the. kids, you know, >> that's so sad. >> The kids were like, >> you. >> why' they arrest Oh, no. >> Oh, we're not even trying at this point. >> That's just in the cop there.
>> That's just divine alignment. >> You know what? Did you hear the mom. being like she yelled something? Not. with the kids here. >> You can't do it around the She's and. then the cops. >> That's not my call, ma'am. Yeah. How the. That's a Karen right there. Not in front. of the kids. He probably has a warrant. for something that you don't know. The. craziest picture of all time. That's got. to be in the thumbnail. >> Chuck-e-Cheese is arrested. >> Dude, that's an album cover. >> That's Loki. >> What would that album be titled? >> It would be called Trying to Get My. Chedda.
>> Get it? >> Trying to get my ch. >> because he's a mouse. >> I think it'd be titled Rat Pack. >> Rat Pack. >> Or it would be called Gang Gang. >> All right. >> I think he'd shorten it to just Chuck. Chuck. >> Chuck. The life of Chuck. >> Life of Chuck. >> Yeah. >> Life of Chuck. >> Life of Chuck. That would be a crazy. album cover. >> Oh man. Yeah. I know. So Chuck-E-Cheese. has been arrested. So. >> I wonder how they like knew it was him. Like you know what I mean?
>> Like how do they know? >> Do you think he was being weird around. kids? That could be what it is. >> And that's what I was scared about. Oh. >> well, we saw that comment. Speaking of. police and stuff, the guy who was. knocking on my door every day just. stopped showing up. >> He probably watched the podcast. >> and he's like really. >> and he was like, "Oh, fuck.". >> Yeah, he stopped knocking at my door. >> Alleged credit card fraud. >> Oh, come on. >> And what? >> He was 41 years old. Midshift officers.
found the victim stolen credit card. Oh, so he stole it. >> Sorry. That's not good. I thought. >> What did you say? >> I I was like, "Oh, and what?" Cuz I. thought it was like tax rod, which is. like who [ __ ] cares? But credit card. fraud, don't wouldn't want that. >> Wait a second. Not to not to make this a. thing, but you know, tax fraud's a big. deal, too. >> But that's our girl Martha did that. We. were talking about this last episode. >> But also, >> Martha went to prison for how long did. she go to jail for? >> I don't know, but it only made her hot. >> Is this like is this controversial? But.
it's like, okay. And who are you [ __ ]. over by not paying taxes? The. government. >> The IRS is going to find you. >> I pay my taxes. I don't want to though. I don't want to. But. >> yeah. No. See, I don't want to be on. camera talking about, you know, evading. taxes. >> I pay my taxes. Um. >> cops. He's right here. >> Yeah. Exactly. >> He evades all his taxes. >> No. >> No. Like that's the thing is like that's. not like I know people who have like. tried to get away with that and they'll. find you. Whether it takes them 5 years, whether it takes them seven years,
they're good at that's what they do for. a living. >> What they want. >> They find people who do not pay their. taxes. >> Oh my god. I feel bad. Credit card. fraud. And he's just Wait, I'm going to. cry. He was just trying to like be nice. for. >> I love the smile on the mascot. underneath. He's like, "Fuck, fuck.". >> I will say it does make you think. though, like who are the people under. these suits? It's a 41-year-old credit. card thief. Like that was Darm. Jere. >> costumed people. There's so many of. them. I feel like uh like who who's the.
Elmo at the mart or something? >> Yeah. Like has Mickey Mouse at Disney. World? What has he done? >> Exactly. Yeah, but like what if his goal. is to just like. >> she make Tik Tok little costume? >> Like I'm actually about to cry. >> A Kayla's crying guys. >> I'm like cuz like imagine he's just. trying to like make a living and he. actually likes to like just make kids. happy and he's like. >> you should cry for the. >> like patty cake patty cake and now he's. just getting arrested because he was. just trying to make a living and yeah he. stole a credit card or two like and what.
like yeah it's [ __ ] up. I hope you. canceled your card but he genuinely was. just. >> let the tears fall. He's just trying. >> It'll help the clip. >> It'll wait. What should we cry about? Should we cry about something? >> Chucky. Gez. Wait. And I'll cry, too. >> Okay. >> Ready? >> I just feel so bad for man. >> I feel really bad. >> How was your guys's weekend? You guys. went to Lake Tahoe. >> No. Okay. I actually broke. I knew that. like I needed to go somewhere so that I.
would have to talk about. So, we decided. last minute to go to Lake Tahoe. I. booked an Airbnb like the day before. We. were at B-Dubz, like literally like. drunk as and I just booked an Airbnb and. then the next day I get my car, we drive. 9 hours to Lake Tahoe and everything. >> I thought you said it was seven and a. half. >> We're saying nine. >> Well, okay. Well, if you add in the. stops, the stops and you add in some. traffic here and there, right?
>> You know, at the end of the day, it'll. add up. >> Let's just say 12. >> 12 hour. So, it was a 20our car. >> 36-hour road. >> So, I drove across the country this. weekend. I drove to Florida. Um, so we. get there and like everything's fine the. first day, but then on Labor Day, we. find this beach called Secret Cove and. on Reddit it said a little bit about how. like some like one or two people will be. naked there because it is the only quote. nude beach in Lake Tahoe. Okay. But.
Reddit's saying it's only a couple. people. So I'm like, "Okay, yeah, it. go." Like, "It'll probably be like two. people naked and a bunch of families.". So we pull up there and everything's. looking fine. We're walking down the. trail. I see a bunch of tourists, like. people clothed. And so me and Saturn are. by the rocks. Um like we walk down, we. go to the rocks, we're trying to find. somewhere to like set up camp. And I. turn around and I see a piece and and.
I'm like, "What?" like a real life. >> I'm like, "What?" And I look and I. realize it's some old man just with his. dick out. >> standing behind a tree staring at me in. Saturn. >> and I'm like, >> "What the fuck?". >> I'm like, "Okay." I'm climbing up this. rock and the the guy So, I see the guy. and I see his little I'm like, "Okay.". So, maybe there's a couple guys, but. mind you, like we're not even on the. beach at this point. Like, we're in the. woods and I just see a naked man, like a. naked old man. So, I'm like, I guess, you know, they're not naked on the. beach. They're naked in the woods. And. he looked like a prowler. like he he was.
giving the vibes of like a peeping tom. cuz he's he's like literally walking. around. He sees us and he starts walking. towards us to the point where he's maybe. 5t away from us and me and Saturn are. just trying to talk and like ignore that. he's there but every time I turn around. my eyes go directly to his like little. shriveled old man dick and it literally. looked like an inchworm. It literally. was the scariest thing I've ever seen. Like it looked like an inchworm like his. tip connected to his shaft basically. It. was giving micro and so I'm like, "Okay, >> you think he hangs out there a lot?".
>> Well, I think so. So, I start climbing. up this rock and like I'm wearing only. my swim my little bathing suits like my. whole ass is out and I'm like climbing. up and all of a sudden, according to. Saturn, this dude just starts staring at. us from behind a tree and starts pissing. while staring at us. He starts peeing behind this tree and he. thinks we can't see him, but he's. lowkey. He's a big boy. And so you kind. of see the outline of him behind this.
tree. >> Yeah, he's poking out behind the tree. >> Pissing while staring at us. And I'm. like, "Bro, what the [ __ ] do we do?" So. then Emma and Gavin, they get um to us. and they like look at him. They're like, "Okay." And so we decide to like walk. away and we find like our own little. secret spot. And so we we set up there. and I'm looking around and there are. naked men everywhere. >> Everywhere. I've never seen. >> only men. >> Some bad [ __ ].
>> Where was my invite at? >> Dude, there are some bad [ __ ] And. then. >> I would have drove down, >> dude. The more I start looking around, it is all naked people. There was like. what I describe as the beach where the. sand is is the colony. That's where all. the the naked people grouped up. And. then, okay, some separated from the. colony were on rocks, just naked. There. was one guy who was butt naked, dick. out, and he just had a pink umbrella. covering his dick so it wouldn't get. burnt. I was like, that's amazing. You. would look at. >> Can your dick get burnt? I didn't even. think about that. >> See me? He doesn't see, son. And so.
then, >> imagine trying to jerk off with a burnt. dick. >> Then you would just. I can't. >> e that would hurt. >> Yeah. And then you would just like look. down, you'd see like naked butts just. swimming everywhere. But it was like. kind of magical. And so when we first. pulled up, I was like kind of feeling. like I've never seen so many naked. people, you know? So I'm like feeling a. little weird. I'm like I I don't know. what to do here, you know? There's just. a lot of vagina, penis, great tits, but. I just didn't know what to do. And then.
like boats start pulling up and it's. like old people and I really hope this. is my future. These old people are on. these boats, like five of them, grandmas. and grandpas, and they start stripping. and they're on these boats just naked, having like naked yacht parties. It's 2. pm, mind you. They're blasting like. [ __ ]. >> I feel like that's a good time to do it. >> They're blasting Noia and they're just. naked jumping off their yachts into the. water and then all of a sudden the old. man who was pissing at me just starts. swimming. You see him walking around. like trying to talk to me. He's he was a. creep. I'll give you that. Um, and so.
all of a sudden, maybe by 3M, I'm. feeling inspired and I I join them. >> No, >> me and Saturn stripped butt ass naked. and and we joined the colony. >> I I didn't talk to anybody, but like I. did. I It was legal skinny dipping. I've. never skinny dipped in my life. And it. is 300 p.m. Fireballs rolling. There was. a naked yacht, naked [ __ ] naked dude, naked sex. There was everything. There.
was no sex. I didn't see that. But there. was people rubbing each other's butts. >> Naked sex. Usually that's how that goes. >> sometimes. So yeah, we ended up skddy. dipping and it was probably the best. moment of my life. And so then I got. really confident and then I. I was pretty gone at this point. And so. then, sorry Saturn. Saturn, we're on the rocks, mind you, like above. the beach. I I rip my bikini off. He. rips his his shorts off. And I'm like to. the whole crowd of people. That's truth.
right there. >> Were they all cheering or. >> No, I mean everybody was just having a. blast. >> Oh, >> and then Yeah. And then um we wanted to. stay till night cuz I feel like it would. have been like crazy, but I decided that. might get scary. >> So, we left. But um. that was that was my. >> I'm so happy for you guys. It sounds. like a freeing experience. >> I went skinny dipping one time. I think. skinny dipping in. >> it was the best thing I've ever done in. my life. I've never skinny dipped ever. You know, it's kind of like floating. through space.
>> That's exactly what it feels like. >> It's so freeing. >> And the water was so cold. It was just. like, oh my god, it was And just like. looking around and like there was just. like naked dudes jumping off the cliffs. I was like, this is what life's about. >> So, how many penises do you think you. saw? >> I'm not joking. Probably over 50. And it. was just so insane because we pulled up. thinking we'd maybe see two people. >> We thought we'd see maybe two naked. people. We pulled up and some dude's. pissing on me basically. Wa. >> Well, the old man, he's R. Kelly pissing. on him.
>> I didn't know R. Kelly was there. Did. you see him? >> I think that was him. >> behind the tree. >> It might. Bro, imagine some like dude. just whatever. And then you get to the. beach and it's just a bunch of naked. people. I mean, it was probably the. craziest thing. That was the closest to. a party I think I'd ever gotten. >> Oh. >> Did you know it was a nude beach when. you went? >> We knew, but on Reddit it was like, you. know, you'll see one or two naked. You. looked up on Reddit nude beaches. Don't. lie. >> No, Gavin found it. Emma's boyfriend.
found it. >> Let's throw the blame on him. >> Gavin did find it. >> Where is he? >> I think he went to the bathroom. But. >> he got too excited thinking about the. new beaches. Dude, >> there he is. >> It's a very popular beach. >> I love it. He said, "What happened. pulling up his pants?". >> It's a very popular beach, though. Like, it's known for clear waters and stuff. like that, but as you walk down there's. a sign, clothing is awful. >> Yeah, you guys all posted that sign. >> Yeah, >> I was like, "What does that mean?" Dude, I fully did not I did not expect to join. them. But when you were there, I'm.
telling you, as modest as you may, you're wearing a bikini and you feel. like a [ __ ] like modest ass [ __ ]. Like I I walked in, I was like, I'm. overdressed right now. And then I. decided to join them. It was the most I. felt influenced. And. >> and the day prior, a local literally was. like, "Oh, you're here for one more day. You can't miss this spot." So we were. like, "Oh, we have to go. like it's. going to be like insane. And we went and. it was insane. It was a fun time. And it. was on Labor Day, so it was packed as. well. >> Were you guys just all four naked?
>> Well, they were naked um on the beach. I. was doing activities not on the beach. >> What did Oh, so you were just doing. other stuff. You weren't at the beach. >> I was getting back shots on a mountain. >> the side of a cliff. >> That's worse. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that might be worse. >> I'm sorry. >> No, no, no. I'm sure it was a great. time. It's just I don't want to hear. that from my friends, you know? Like I. care about you guys. That's like damn. near like my sister saying like. >> I don't know. >> I will say though, >> I just don't want to I don't need to.
know. >> I will say though, like it was a very. like. >> but I appreciate the honesty, you know? Like I appreciate it, but. >> I couldn't say that. I. >> like could I be naked around Kayla? Yes. Could I be naked around Gavin? Sure. So, it's like we had to split ways and I was. going to let them have their fun, but I. wasn't. >> And I will say like if I were to have. had an Only Fans, the pictures I took on. that rock, I would have easily outdid. [ __ ] Lil Tay. >> I would have I would have sm I would. have literally been able to retire. tomorrow.
>> They were the most insane pictures I've. ever seen. >> Yeah, I took like actually like the most. ridiculous. And like if you scroll in on. the back, you just see like two naked. dudes butts. Like it's so funny. >> Oh, that's so funny. [Music]. Jacob, if you were there, like I'm. telling you, three shots deep, you would. have been like, "This is the most. massive." You think I would have gotten. naked? >> One, Jacob. You would have been probably. joining the colony, walking around, going up to like the [ __ ] being like, >> "What?". >> No. Don't put me in that category. >> Oh, come on. >> That's ridiculous. >> They were baddies.
>> Were they? >> They were baddies. >> Then I do it. >> Exactly. They were baddies. >> No. >> No, they weren't. I'm hearing they. weren't. >> No, you would have had You would have. You would have. >> How old were they? Yeah, that's a good. question. >> Everybody was over age. >> Ones that it ranged from like I'd say. like 23 to like old. >> 93. It was 23. >> Were there some cougars there? >> Oh, what? That was like majority of. everyone there. I think. >> there was this Oh my god. There was. >> That's my type of people. >> There was this one girl who was swimming. past me and Saturn as we're like. literally like on a rock butt naked and.
she's fully closed and she swims past. and gets ridiculously close to Saturn's. junk. Like I'm talking like an inch more. and she would have been like handying. it. >> Really? >> Yeah. And she was. >> she just walking past. >> She's swimming past and she goes. >> like a little wink. She turned around. >> when she was like, "Okay.". >> No, that's amazing, man. >> Magical though. There was people that. were naked paddle boarding, naked cliff. jumping. Like it was like everyone.
really felt like a community there. >> Oh, I'm glad. >> It was like it was the cult. >> I'm really happy for you guys. I wish I. naked cliff jumped. Honestly, I feel. like that would have been a. >> Where'd you come up with the colony? >> Yeah. No, Kayla thought of that. >> Well, it came from Gavin talking about. it, but. >> the whole colac you were there and Emma. wasn't. >> What? We were I mean, we were there the. whole day for the mic. >> And then what what speaking on the. colony aspect? >> No, they were all on the beach together. Like they said they were split up, but. there's just like one section where it's.
like all of them. There's like a few, you know, outliers, few like little. people swimming around, but they're like. all in one spot. Just post it up. >> That's the. >> You would have You would have loved it. >> I don't know. You can't put that on me. >> What? That you would have liked. >> I'm sure, you know, I'm glad you guys. had fun. I don't know if I would have. liked a nude beach, you know. >> No, but you think that because I'm. telling you, when I first pulled up, I. felt so awkward. >> Yeah, I would not I'm not like I. wouldn't just get naked. >> No, but I I I'm telling you, I did the. same meme. >> You're going to end up on Twitter. I'm. telling. at that point I'm making a link. But.
[ __ ] me and Saturn are sitting there. so uncomfortable. We're like, "Oh, this. is lowkey like insane. Like I've never. seen anything like this." I'm telling. you, after 2 hours, two shots, you are. in with the vibe. You are like, "This is. the vibe." Imagine you look around. If. you if you look around and there are. more people naked than in clothes and. nobody's being. >> I'd probably stay in my clothes. >> You would think. I thought the same. thing. I thought the same You know what, man? I trust you cuz I haven't been. there, so I don't know the vibes, but I. trust you. So, it sounds like you guys.
had a good time over there. >> Yeah, I would go again. But that was. like the only crazy thing. Everything. else was I mean. >> I mean. >> it was a chill weekend. Yeah. I've never. been off my phone for so long though. I. have no idea if like [ __ ] I mean Mr. Beast could have gotten shot this week. and I would have known. Like I haven't. been on my phone and it felt good. >> You probably would have known. >> I don't think so. I had no service. Oh, >> I had no service. And all you could eat. was Taco Bell. So, I was like really. like. >> I mean that's that would be my dream. >> I was like throwing basically.
>> Oh, really? Yeah. Just throwing up. cheesy gordita crunches. Just. >> I'm on a nude beach. That's on my Taco Bell. >> All right. Sorry. >> No, that was good. That was really good. >> I was trying to be you. [Music]. >> This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. >> No, seriously. These days I have so much. on my mind if I'm being honest and I I. try to ask Kayla for advice about Sophie. Rain and the Bob House and it's honestly.
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>> That's betterhp.com/banging. >> Banging out. >> Honestly, I uh I started filming for my. YouTube channel again. I'm bringing back. my vlogs. See, I need to be on that. >> Um, and so we went down to Santa Monica. and mobbed around and it was super fun. We met a bunch of people. Um, got a. bunch of girls numbers. I made out with. a girl for my vlog. Um, it won't be out. for. >> Do you know who the girl was? >> Uh, yeah. I had met her before. So, we.
went to Santa Monica. We were there. We. were just walking down the strip. Everyone wants When you're walking. around with a camera and you're miked. up, people think I was on live stream. >> Oh, so everybody's trying to. >> Everyone's like, "Yo, what's up, bro?" I. was daffing up. Hello. No one was weird. Everyone was so cool. And um then we. went uh to Burbank or where's West. Hollywood? To Barney. There's a Barney. in Santa Monica. >> Only go to Barney's when I'm not here. >> It was fun. Um Barney was fun. Um and. yeah, you you'll just got to wait for. that. But uh I'll I'll explain the.
details later. I We're still filming for. that. Like we're going to film for a. couple weeks and then it'll go on my. YouTube channel. But a lot of crazy. things happened, man. Um, >> all I could say is I woke up the next. morning. I genuinely thought I was going to have. to go to the hospital because I've never. I don't think I ate the day before and I. probably drank a lot of a lot of alcohol. was had. >> We'll beep it. And I'll just say I I. drank a lot of clear alcohol. So the. next morning I wake up.
>> and Omar, my videographer, he he walks. in my room. He goes, "How you feeling. this morning?" That's a great clip. I go. I wake up and I go um I go like my voice. is all [ __ ] because I was yelling and. I'm like yo what's up bro? And he's like. how do you feel this morning and I had. an audition for acting and I'm like. >> [ __ ] dude. And then my phone dings in. the middle of that clip and I'm just. going to say a different name just for. the thing. Let's say let's say the name. is um. >> Casey. >> Casey. Casey texts me and I go who the.
[ __ ] is Casey? And it was just hilarious. because I don't remember anything from. like after I don't know 12 o'clock. >> but somehow she got. >> No, I was asking everyone for their. number like dude 100%. I was just on. some demon time. I was miked up and I. wanted to do it for the vlog, you know? Do it for the vine, do it for the vlog. And so it was a good time. But I'm. telling you, I threw up to to just stay. on that. I threw up, I'm not joking, 20. times. clear. And then I start throwing up red.
and I'm like, "That's blood." And I'm. like, "Oh, fuck." Like, and I have to go. to an audition. Okay. And you're. throwing up. >> I'm drink I chug water because I'm so. dehydrated. I can't keep anything down. I get there. and I I park the car. I open the door. Projectile vomit all over the street. another 20 times. And then I'm like, "Oh, fuck." Like, I'm starting to shake. My body feels weak. I'm like, "I'm so. dehydrated. I might need to go get like.
an IV at the hospital. Like I've never. had that happen where it's all clear. because I hadn't eaten anything. So it's. all clear. There's no food in it. It's. just clear throw up. And it was [ __ ]. And um. >> Oh my god. >> I actually crushed the audition. That's. probably my favorite audition I've ever. done because the character was that I. was auditioning for is actually like a. [ __ ] up druggy, you know. >> Is it for a movie or TV show? Can you. even say? >> It was for a TV show. No, >> it was for a pilot. Um, I can't say the. network, but it was a big it was one of. my biggest auditions. And um,
>> maybe it's a if you. >> I genuinely think like everyone was. like, "Wow." And I think I'm on the. short list for it, which means like they. narrow it down to like three or four. people for something and I I'm fingers. crossed, but I feel very confidently. about that. But it's just a pilot. So, which means they greenlight it for one. episode depending, I guess, on the. reaction. Then they would greenlight it. for a full season. Wait, what the [ __ ]. >> Which would be insane because um No, I. do feel very close to this character and.
I hadn't read any of the lines. Like, I'm not joking. >> So, you just pulled up and you were. reading the script for the first time. basically. >> But I'm telling you, like it was so. natural. My voice was [ __ ] up. My eyes. were all [ __ ] up. Like I I was. spinning in the audition, but it was. perfect. Like that's I didn't even know. like I I should have done my research, but I get there and it's literally the. character I'm auditioning for is exactly. where I actually was. Like I was. actually [ __ ] up. And they were like, "Yo, this guy's actually him.".
>> That actually is a sign. >> No, not like that. But like the. character, >> no, that everything happens for a. reason. That's weird. >> Yeah. No, it was it was fun. And um. Yeah. No, it was honestly honestly a. good time. Can we uh can we have a. little fun with this concept for a. minute? I was thinking, can I make you. guys do an audition right now? >> Sure. >> All right, let's do it. I'm going to. like pull up like a movie script or. something. >> Oh, yeah. Let's do Titanic. >> I was going to say. >> Titanic's great. >> One of the worst things ever is I did. acting class when I was like really. young in Chicago and the improv of it.
all. Improv snowball fights. I wanted to. bury myself in a hole. Like, what do you. mean? I'm throwing fake snowballs and I. got hit in the face. Ow. Ow. Like, what. do you mean? It was so embarrassing. Oh. my god. I hated it. I hated it, but I. loved it. >> Let's do the scene. Is there a scene. when the the the boat's going down? >> Oh, I I I I love Jack. I'll be him. >> Wait, I want to actually lock in. Like, I want to show people, you know, like. I'm him with this [ __ ] No, I'm just. kidding. I'll be I'll be Rose. >> You're her. >> I'm her. I'm her. >> In the sitting room, Jack is laying out.
his pencils like surgical tools. His. sketchbook is open and ready. He looks. up as she comes into the room wearing a. silk kimono. The last thing I need is another picture. of me looking like a China doll. As a. paying customer, I expect to get what I. want. Tell me when it looks right to you. [Music]. Just bend your left leg a little and uh.
lower your red eyes to me. That's it. I. believe you are blushing, Mr. Big. artist. I can't imagine Monsori Monet blushing. He does landscapes. All right, can we just go back to the. episode? What the [ __ ] are we doing over. here? >> All right, what do we have? What do we. What else do we have, man? Chuck-E-Cheese was [ __ ] arrested.
Breaking [ __ ] news. Mr. Beast doesn't. wait in lines. Let's watch this one. >> Oh, you want to check out? >> You want to walk out? We could just have. someone else check out. >> here. Come on. No way. You're about to. actually wait in line. >> Yes. Why not? >> Okay. >> You about to walk out? >> No. The line's right here. >> Just something. >> Oh, that's not as bad as I thought it. was. Okay. He's also Speed's getting.
swarmed by like 50 million people. >> His speed's like Yeah, we're That's what. you do when you're at a store. You wait. in line. >> Mr. Beast is like, "You're going to wait. in the line, >> loser. You wait in lines. I pay other. people to stand in the lines and I 10x. that shit.". >> To be fair, I could think of probably 50. other people I know in LA who would. probably like do the same thing. >> Can we look at the comments? >> Like, Mr. Beast has lost touch with humanity. >> Yeah.
>> Mr. Beast is proof that excess money. makes you lose touch with reality. No. way. You're actually about to wait in. line. Most privileged statement I've. ever heard. What do you mean? Yeah. I. mean, I'm kind of. >> I just I. I guess I just know so many people that. would probably act. >> I don't know one I've never met one. person that wouldn't wait in line at a. store. >> Think of like all the [ __ ] in LA. >> Like you probably hang out with more. girls than I do. >> Yeah. I feel like there's a lot of them. who like.
>> he's going to pay is he saying he's. going to like pay somebody to wait for. >> he's like we'll just have some we'll. have someone from our team wait in line. We don't wait in lines. >> But if you had that money, wouldn't you. do the same? >> No. >> You wouldn't just. >> That's part of being a human being. >> is waiting. Well, no. It's just like I. don't know. >> No, waiting is one of the shittiest. parts of life. If I was beast rich, I'd. be buying all the Yeah. I'd put on. >> and then I just pay them very well to do. it. >> I get both ways. But it's also like if. we look at. >> Think about this statement. You actually.
wait in lines. >> Yeah, the statement's gross. But. >> yeah, >> if we were at a store, Richie, we go to. Target and you grab some stuff. We grab. some stuff and I and you're like, "All. right, cool. Let's get in line." And I. go, "You wait in lines.". >> I'd say, "Yeah, >> I got to buy my [ __ ] I'm just a common. folk.". >> But doesn't that come across as like a. little bit not like. >> out of touch? >> It It does, but. >> he's got beast money. >> Of course he does. But like you're on. live stream. I. >> If Jack Black was here on live stream.
and he was cutting the line, I'd let him. do it, too. >> But not cutting the line. Paying someone. to wait in line. >> Paying someone to wait. That's even. better. >> At least someone's making a bag. Think. about Mr. Be's personal assistant in the. line. It's the statement. >> It's the statement. You actually wait in. lines. >> Speed is Speed has a [ __ ] ton of [ __ ]. money. >> Speed was just like waiting in line. Like that's what a human being does. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But he doesn't sell feastables. He. doesn't also like have a collaboration. with Target or Walmart or wherever.
>> But look at like. >> he's so out of touch. It's not funny. The difference between being humble and. taking advantage. Damn. He's a little. less down to earth behind the scenes. Never have I ever thought to have. someone else check out for me. I mean, no, there's not one com. Mr. Beast is a. damn robot at this point. Mr. Beast is. one of the people that was not cut out. for the live stream stuff because I've. met very famous people who literally. once they make a certain amount of. money, they are so robotic. Like there's. this one person I collabed with and. everybody would be like, "Well, what. were they like in person? What were they. like?" And I'm like, "A [ __ ] robot.".
Like literally a robot. And that's what. I feel like Mr. Beast is cuz when you. get to that level, you are so robotic. Like I remember this person was. literally like, "Okay, now we do this. Okay, next." Like so weird. >> Imagine we're at Target, right? It is. weird. >> And I go, "You actually wait in lines. on live stream?". >> I'd be confused, baby. But like, do you. think Kim K is waiting in lines? >> No, but she wouldn't be on live stream. saying that. I think the live I agree. with. >> live stream is. >> the live streams [ __ ] him because the.
the team water thing did not look good. I don't think he's cut out for this. [ __ ]. >> I know the person I'm just talking. about. If he were to go live, everybody. would immediately like [ __ ] hate. them. >> Is it me? No, they would immediately. hate them if they don't already because. they are not the funny, cute, quickwitted person they are online. They. are literally robotic and [ __ ] weird. and pre-planned. Like so weird. So it's. like a live stream. That's why I don't. know. I don't think he should have gone. on the live.
>> Emma, who's she talking about? Can you. We'll bleep it. >> Right. >> Yeah. Okay. >> Yeah. Like it's just like people. >> I was just curious. I was like, is it. can't be me? I'm about to start. sleeping, bro. >> I want to go I want to start that [ __ ]. too. I think if you if you solely rely. on edited content and your bloopers look. like this funny joke. Okay, wait. Redo. that. I need to redo that. And you keep. saying the same joke over and over again. until you get it right. You're not meant. for live content. You literally sit. there and your content is edited to make. you look like a good person or a funny. person. And Mr. Beast is a good person.
relatively because he does a lot of good. stuff. >> Yeah. 98% of what he does, he's a good. person. >> Robotic. Yeah. >> But the thing is, >> I just hope it's not like a cuz Okay, I. love the [ __ ] out of Mr. beast. So, I. just hope it's not like an Ellen the. generous type of thing where it's like. >> just for show that he's doing all of it. and then it's like behind the scenes. he's like actually like how he's acting. on live stream where it's like maybe. not. >> Look, he's doing good for the world. You. can't deny that. >> Honestly, 90% of what he does is. positive for the world. He helps the. world in a tremendous way. Hey, I.
donated five bands cuz I believed in. what he was doing, right? But the thing. is these live streams like we said our. [ __ ]. >> they're showing parts where he would. have cut that out of the video. >> Yeah. >> But he can't on live. >> Yeah. And it's like I think if I went. live it would just show how like awkward. I am in a lot of situations. >> But you're a human being. >> Yeah. >> I think we're still like both I'm very. self-deprecating off camera. >> But this is a podcast. This is very. live. Like this is how you guys are. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I'm very self-deprecating on and off.
camera. >> Yeah. That's the exact same. >> That's who I am. >> Yeah. >> But the thing is, I've seen one comment. and then we'll move on from this. Look, I [ __ ] with Mr. Beast. That's not what. I'm not trying to I'm just the the the. general public. It's very viral right. now. It's like Mr. Beast is showing his. true colors. That's what a lot of people. are saying. >> It's all over my page and it's from the. live streams. It would have been a smart. move for him to be like, "Nah, I'm. sticking to this edited content.". Because he looked like a superhero, the. sweetest guy in the world.
>> Oh my god. Yeah. But he is a billionaire. and I'm sure the pressures that come. with that. He works probably around the. clock from the second he's awake. I. can't imagine the stress he's under. >> Even when I'm doing a [ __ ] photo. shoot for Spencer, I sit there and I. feel like robotics. So, I really. couldn't imagine like. >> constantly doing that [ __ ] Yeah. >> I will say like um one of my friends, she was on Beast Games. She said that he. is the coolest, funnest person ever. But. when he's like like he's constantly like. on a plane for 12 hours, gets off.
filming, gets right back on a plane, like is very robotic in the sense, but. that doesn't make him a bad person. I. think he's just probably stressed a lot. of the time and like. >> But I will say, comment down below what. you guys think because I guarantee a lot. of our audience watching that clip is. going to be like. >> for the for the for the average person. out there, that looks so out of touch. like you wait in lines. >> like or like when he called FaZe Rug to. donate to Team Water and FaZe Rug said. I'll do 10K and he's like thank you man.
and then laughs at it. That didn't even. make a dent. >> Yeah, that was I How long do you think. you could go live for? Non-stop like no. breaks so long as. >> I could do 15 days and top of 2026. >> Yeah, >> not to hint too much at it, but we're. doing a sub. >> I want I want to start it. I. >> We're going to rent an Airbnb and we're. live for 15 days straight. No stopping. Sleep on live stream. I want to show. people like. >> I feel like next year is going to be. like the year. I could do it. I could do. it. I just. >> I used to go live every single night on. TikTok and then I like stop cuz I get.
like too anxious. So. >> I would go live for 9 hours a day on Tik. Tok live early 2023. >> Yeah, it was fun. Honestly, like when. I'm just sitting alone at home, it's. kind of boring and very lonely and. isolating sometimes having a chat in. front of you and just being able to talk. to people, whether it's a hundred people. or a thousand people or whatever it is, it's like feels good. >> Mhm. >> Like this lifestyle I feel like is very. not normal. >> Yeah. >> You know, you got so many people. watching what you do and then when.
you're just alone, it kind of feels like. you're super alone. Not like the normal. person being alone like I'm going to see. all these people tomorrow. It's like. you're even more isolated than the. average person. >> because the video you posted today might. have 10 million views which is 10. million people but then you've been. alone in your room all day, >> right? Just refreshing. >> Yeah. >> And the thing is it's like that's not. healthy. I don't know. I'm trying to but. but being on live I'm sure in other ways. that's not healthy either for this. amount of time or whatever. But um.
there's something comforting about it to. know that you're with there. I think. humans crave connection. >> Oh yeah. >> That's like a human instinct is to feel. connected to something or have a social. uh network or something like that. I. don't That's what I'm trying to like I'm. trying to really break the habit cuz I. realized like this week when I was in. Lake Tahoe that like every time like. there is a waking silence like anytime. nobody's talking or there's silence. immediately you go on your phone and you. start scrolling to like fill that like.
>> or you refresh like what is somebody. posted? What am I missing out? >> No, it's like immediately like I feel. like nobody could sit in silence anymore. and I realize that and being at the lake. I had no service and I couldn't do that. I've been like trying to train my my. brain that like silence is okay. So like. if I'm in bed, me and Saturn are talking. and then we stop talking, that's okay. I'm not going to go on my phone. I'm not. going to turn on the TV. I'll just sit. there and like be okay with nothing. being said and know like it's so. unhealthy. Like it's so unhealthy. Like. I'm really trying to break that habit.
>> 100%. >> Like you shouldn't constantly need to be. like stimulated. >> Yeah. So, uh, Logan Paul and his newly, uh, wife, they just got married, were. caught, I guess, fighting in, where was. this, like France or Italy or something? We got to watch the clip. >> Yeah. [Music].
He tries to get out and she kind of like. stops him. >> and he looks pissed. >> Okay. >> And then she's like following behind. like. >> damn. I mean, [ __ ] If y'all saw me. Oh. my god. Okay. First off, they're going. to a dinner. I'm positive with a capital. [ __ ] P. They were drinking before. They're a little [ __ ] tipsy. whatnot. There's a little altercation. You know. how many. >> I mean I've hung out with you and Saturn.
before. >> I've seen some I I mean every couple has. >> Hey, listen. I I will say in the. beginning in the beginning of us hanging. out and stuff. I was I actually I'm. making a YouTube video soon. Like I want. to make it kind of like cuz the last. time I posted on YouTube was like he. doesn't love you and stuff. I want to do. a video updating on how like healing has. been. And in it, I do want to talk about. how a lot of the things that have. affected me is like how he treated me.
created a version of myself that I. didn't like, especially when treating. new people entering my life like Saturn. Um, don't know where I was going with. that, but like, yeah, I've definitely. had my moments that I'm not like proud. of because of things I've been through, but like I'd be pissed if like one of. those moments was filmed of me about to. go to dinner. >> But what do you think happened in the. car? Were they yelling at each other? >> Oh, they were definitely getting into a. fight. >> And then he tried to leave the car. She. was probably like, "Stay, talk to me.". And then he like, you could see him. >> And she's so much. I would go up to the. cameras and be like, "So this. [ __ ] did this, this, and this.
His dick is small as [ __ ] He doesn't. hit that [ __ ] right?" Oh my god. Like. literally that that would they would. hate for that to be me. >> So you think this is just a normal. >> It's a fight. Who doesn't? Imagine Jacob. like every like imagine like or maybe. she found something in his phone. >> Yeah. People were also saying, "What if. they were hooking up in the car?". >> Oh. I um I mean her hair looks good. >> Like I don't I would be so pissed if. somebody like recorded me having I think.
Has that ever happened? I don't think. so. >> No. >> I saw the clip of the guy at the at the. grocery store with you guys. >> Oh my [ __ ] god. >> Can we pull that up? >> What are you guys talking about? >> Oh my god. You want me to tell the story. >> and then can we play the clip? How do we. find the clip? What would we search? look up um Kayla Malik Saturn Ralphs or. something like that. So me and Saturn, >> a guy came up to them. Yeah. >> Yeah. So me and Saturn go to Ralphs. This is a few months ago and he is like, "Hey, how are you guys?" And I'm like,
"Good." And he then goes, "Can we do a. loyalty test on your phone?" And he. starts recording. So I'm like, "Okay.". Like I'm going to troll him. And I go, "No, I'm cheating on him." Or something. like that. I said some dumb [ __ ] like, "No, I'm texting too many guys." He. goes, >> "Look up. Look up Kayla Malik at the. grocery store. Like it it had hella. views. >> Yeah, cuz I basically was on there. trolling him and I was like, I'm in an. open relationship. I'm texting hella. guys. But it was a joke. Okay, I'm going. to we're going to watch this. You guys. cannot hear it because there's.
copyrighted sound and I'm going to. explain what happened. >> Wait, start from the top. >> Saturn running away. Okay. Okay. Okay. First off, Saturn, I. will say, is one of the most like, in. the best way, socially awkward people. when it comes to stuff like this. So, I'm trying to like take the the heat off. cuz he has the phone on both of us. And.
he comes up to us and he's like, go. through each other's phones and I'm. like, I can't. I have too many hoes on. my phone like as a joke. So, then he. starts recording and he's like, might as. well be in an open relationship. I go, hell yeah, we are. And I'm just like. screaming. I like I Yeah, I my comment. has more likes than the video almost. I. said a joke, Lmo. >> Everyone's like, "Is that Saturn?". >> Yeah. It's like if you come up to me in. public and you're on some dumb [ __ ]. trying to record me, I'm going to troll. the [ __ ] back. And I thought it was. funny. It was very awkward though. >> I'm sure. Yeah. Random guy just coming.
up at the grocery store. >> and he's like on that card. He seemed. really funny. Like it was a big group of. guys though and they're like do a. loyalty test and I'm like I'm cheating. on him because I it was funny. Like. obviously I'm not cheating but um. >> that was that was really like intense. and Saturn was like I'm never going back. to Ralphs. I felt bad though cuz this. was like probably like maybe his second. time coming to LA and he felt so. awkward.
>> Yeah, that was I You saw that? >> Mhm. I I told you about this, >> dude. I didn't know that it was going to. go on TikTok and then like 2 days later. he's like, "Oh my god, did you see like. it's all over my for you page and I saw. it and like at the time the comments. were really bad." They were like, "No. way. Kayla's a [ __ ] cheater. Like she. just got out of this relationship. Like. her." And I'm like, "I'm joking." Like. y'all like some random dude came up to. me asking for us to go through each. other's phones. I'm going to go [ __ ]. around and troll. >> Lucky I didn't pull my pants down and. start [ __ ] on the floor. [ __ ] off. >> God. Well, we're glad you didn't do.
that. >> You want I didn't know about that. >> Yeah, that was a while ago. That was a. lot. And that's like my favorite. Ralph's. A lot has happened. I met my. stalker at that Ralph's. I I might need to move. >> Can I say something really quick? >> Yeah. >> And I mean, this isn't that interesting. I just like I you know how I told my. rent story like that whole shebang. >> I I'm I rent due yesterday. You know, I. go to pay. They're restricting my card. from paying rent now. >> What does that mean? >> Won't let me pay rent. They're just not.
letting me. The app is not letting me. pay rent now. So, I'm I'm actually about. to like go down there with with a a. sword and start slicing through. concierge. >> Like slicing. >> I tried calling them and I go, "Hey, I'm. trying to pay my [ __ ] rent. It's not. working. Haven't called me back." Just. just an update on that situation. >> That's crazy. Um Cardi B goes to court. >> Okay. I think this is if I were to go to.
court. said that really weird. If I were to go. to court, I would react just like this. >> I haven't seen this. >> You haven't seen any of this. She's. being like a badass [ __ ] about it. >> She has not changed since like she blew. up and I love Cardi B for that. She's so. like unintent unintentionally. hilarious. She like trolls the entire. courtroom. Do you remember like the Tik Tok court. case where like the judges had no idea. what they were asking and stuff? >> Yeah. To like the.
>> CE they're asking Cardi B being like, "Um, did you dye your hair blonde today. or is it a wig?" And she's like clips. from it. >> Imagine that. >> She said she said, "This time around I'm. going to play it nice. Next time around. I'm going to counter.". >> Also, why are they asking about her. hair? Like what do you mean? Like what. the [ __ ] does that have to do with. anything? >> Yeah. I don't know. I feel like some of. the questions they ask her are just. stupid. I love her though. Like that is. how I'd be. >> What do we think about this, Richie? >> Ah, I mean, yeah, like it goes hard. I.
>> I I. was heavily invested in this case and. they had like no proof, nothing. And she. tried to sue for $24 million. >> 24 million for being scratched allegedly. with a fingernail. >> I could sue you for that much. >> That was a slap in the face, man. I'm. permanently not the same, man. Oh, >> I woke up the next morning. I didn't. even know my name. >> Oh, yeah. Emma. Emma. >> I'm suing for 30 mil, >> guys. I can't. Gave Jacob a concussion. >> Yo, dead ass.
>> I'm really sorry. So, >> so there was a night that uh we were all. hanging out. >> Everything's all good. And uh. >> this is good. This is good. >> We all got pretty lit and we're in the. backseat of the car and I don't think. you even knew what you were doing. And. you just reach over I think to just be. like I don't know like what's up? But. you you hit me pretty hard in the. [ __ ] face. >> No, I'm we're Oh my god, we're all like. really belligerent in the car. And okay, mind you guys, Emma blacked out so bad.
this night that she woke up the next. morning. >> not knowing. >> anything. >> Guilty. >> Guilty. We're like on the car on the way. to go play laser tag. Emma's blackout. drunk because she hasn't drinken this. much in a while. And so she's in the. back seat going, "Jacob, every time you. take a shot, I'm going to do one more.". That was your worst mistake because I'll. tell you, looks can be deceiving cuz I. can drink. And you were like, you were. like, "No, no, no. Trust." And you do.
like two more than I do. >> 10 minutes later, we're in the parking. lot of the go-kart place, and you're. like, "I'm going to do a back. handspring." And then you do it on the. concrete, and I'm like, "That hurt.". >> Like, you did not land that [ __ ] We go. into the bathroom. We're fill Okay, mind. you guys, you're all going to hear about. this again in a couple weeks when. another pre-f filmed episode comes out. But we go to this place and we're. filling out the [ __ ] waiverss to go. play laser tag. And I'm like, I have to. go to the bathroom. I go to the. bathroom. Emma, instead of like going.
into a different stall, I swear to God, maybe I'm remembering it wrong, some for. some reason goes into my stall. And so. we're yapping in my stall for no reason. We go back out there. We leave. We just. filled out the waiverss to play laser. tag. We leave. And then Emma, I turn. around, is laying on the ground like. unconscious outside of this place. I'm. like, "Okay, we have to go. Somebody's. gonna call the cops." Like, >> meanwhile, I'm being so nice and. everyone can back me up. I'm like I'm. like, "Twin, you're good. We've all been. there before." And all of a sudden, I'm. in the car and you just go.
>> and just hit me. >> Mind you, she we were about We were. about to leave and. >> I'm suing. Order in the court. We were. about to leave and then Gavin jumps out. of the car and her purse and phone were. laying on the sidewalk outside of the. laser tag place. We get back home. She's. just spitting on my floor. She's. spitting everywhere in the bathroom for. like 2 hours. It was one of the most. chaotic nights I've ever had in my life. We'll talk about it more. Y'all see it. later. But you guys over to my. apartment. >> Sorry. >> The only thing I can say is I had not. drinken little to nothing at all for.
probably a month and a half straight. And I really thought I would I could. just like go back to like what I was. >> that's just that was a. >> we live and we learn. >> We live and we learn. >> We live or what's it? Uh we listen and. we don't judge. >> That was one of the most. >> Emma I still love you twin and I won't. sue you but honestly I would love a. paycheck. >> I literally. >> 24 million. >> Yo, should I do 30? >> 30. >> We think 30 million. >> Have you ever been into like a fist.
fight like like you're drunk and you. actually fight somebody? No, no, no. >> Never. >> But actually on my vlog. Yeah. Me and my. boy uh kind of fought. >> Wait, are you actually serious? >> But just like for fun. But yeah, but we. were low-key like he said he woke up. with bruises and I woke up my my arm. still. >> We were like fighting. >> We were just punching each other cuz I. was giving him a hard I was rage baiting. him. All of a sudden he punches me. I'm. like bet. And we just start going for. it. It'll be in my vlog. >> No way. >> But like he said he woke up with bruises. and I was really punching him. But not.
like not like head shots or anything. It's just like we were just like [ __ ]. around, but we were like. >> I I don't know. We were just drunk. >> I I've never been into like a drunk. altercation, but there was two times I. could think of that were pretty bad. The. first time, did I ever tell it was about. me and it was with me and Emma. Did I. ever like show that one here? >> We I I was dating Voldemort. >> Emma, we love you and you're great. The. viewers are going to think she's a. monster. >> No going to hate you. No, especially. with like this next story. It's just. going to everyone's going to think like. I'm a drunk. >> No, this was my fault. This was my. fault. This is my fault. So,
>> you might be. >> No, no, >> I'm joking. I'm joking. >> This was like back in October. I'm. dating Voldemort and we're leaving like. Barney's or some [ __ ] and he starts. instigating me and Emma to fight and. we're both like drunk and so I'm getting. [ __ ] irritated and we get back to the. house and me and Emma are like scream. fighting like never before. Like me and. Emma never fight but for some reason. this guy got in our heads so much that. we are screaming. We get on top of my. bed and we're standing on my bed. Our. heads are on the ceiling. We're just.
going, "Fuck you. [ __ ] you." Screaming. We jump off the bed. We go into the. living room. And this sounds so bad, but. we're like literally fighting each. other. I slap her in the face. So that. at that point, Emma's like, >> "Sue her ass.". >> Yeah. So at that point, >> take all our Snapchat money. >> and No. Okay, we made it even. So then. we're like literally trying to fist. fight. I don't even know why. Like I'm. pretty sure Voldemort was just like. >> saying I don't know. He really. instigated some [ __ ] So we're just. screaming, fighting. I slap her. He's. separating us. And then we eventually.
make up. It's like 3:00 a.m. and I'm. sitting on her bed and we're crying, talking. I'm like, "I'm sorry. Like, I. don't know how this happened." And I go, "Slap me as hard as you can in the. face." She slaps me. God bless. We never. actually got into a fist fight. I fell. off her bed and my ears were ringing. I. basically got a concussion cuz that girl. can swing and I deserved it. But that. was like my only drunk altercation. The. only other one was in Miami and there. was this dumb [ __ ] who was saying some. [ __ ] And I'm not confrontational. You. know this. Everybody knows this. If you. know me, I'm not confrontational. I'm. really not. Like I I bite my tongue. I'm.
not. >> Stop the cuff. >> When have I ever? When have I ever? >> No. No. I agree. >> What? I'm not. And. >> n you right, twin. >> And so this [ __ ] was being weird. And. so I started cussing her out and then. Emma had my back. She went out there, tried to fight her, and then she tried. to call the cops. That was Miami though. Miami gate. We were all going through a. tough time. I really I've never been. I've never been in a fist fight ever. I've never. >> Yeah. I've never been in like a serious. fist fight. I boxed my friends with. boxing gloves or like it'll be like a. drunk night where we're just [ __ ]. around like actually just punching each.
other's bodies, but it's like a mutual. agreement. We're not actually we don't. actually hate each other. It's like I. think with guys it's a little bit. different. Like when you get wasted it's. a little bit like all right cool we're. going to punch each other. >> I mean I guess there was that one time. at the cliffs Fourth of July that girl. tried to fight me but like I've never I. think if I got into a fight I would be. such a dirty fighter. Like I'm grabbing. her hair. I'm gpping out. I'm gouging. their eyes. You know, >> they're poking the eyeballs. >> I would be a really dirty fighter. I I. thank God I've never been in one. >> You should sign up for the UFC.
>> I want to do the influencer boxing if. they do that again. >> Massive. You should fight the Hawk to a. girl. >> Her Lil Tay's calling out everybody. I. mean, we could watch the clip. >> Lil Tay just crashed out on Julia. Can. we look that up? >> We have the clip. >> I I still wish the best for Lil Tay. >> Let's see. Speaking of Lay, here's her. recently on live stream with Julia, my. wife. >> Money in the entire Bop House members. combined, [ __ ] Youngest link drop of. the [ __ ] century. I've been on the. platform for less than a [ __ ] month.
It's probably been three weeks. I. already made more than all y this year. This your [ __ ] ancestry salary. >> God damn. >> I'm so. I. >> I'm not going to let that happen to my. wife. All right. I I just need to stand. up for her. Like honestly, Lil Tank like. respect. >> she. >> but at the same time like bro that's. that's my wifey so like chill out on. that. >> But I I respect it. She's probably made. hella money. I mean she made. >> 15 million.
>> $15 million. >> She posted it. Yeah. So she's probably. at 20 now in one month. >> So at this point she might she might. beat Sophie Rain. >> if she's at 20 million in one month. >> Is that real? >> Yeah. Where did she post this? >> You want me to show you? Yeah, it's. real. I'll show you. It's actually. [ __ ] And I I hate talking about. >> million. I hate talking about her thing. >> Is that what the internet's doing now? >> Feel like I'm missing out on a lot of. money, >> bro. That's insane. And she said, I.
don't even want to read the caption. 15. million in two weeks. Number one in the. world for a reason. New Lil Tay Diddy. oil tape link. >> See, and that's what's just. >> like, bro, what are they doing, bro? >> Damn. What happened to morals, man? >> $15 million is insane. I I hope the best. for her still. I hope she heals and, you. know, just goes to Hawaii and like gets. a little little place out there and just. logs off and swims. >> But also like that's gross earnings.
Only Fans takes 50%. Management at least. takes 20%. They're left with 30% of. that. I. >> I take 30% of 15 million. >> But like that number sounds insane. That's the gross income. >> Yeah. With all the percentages, what's. Well, let's say what's 30% of 15. million. >> It's roughly 5 million. Yeah, >> that's that's still insanity. But like, you know, even it's the same with Sophie. Rain. I'm sure 50% goes to Only Fans and. then she's got to pay her managers,
whoever's running the account. None of. these girls, hey, I hate to break it to. you guys, none of these girls are. messaging you. It's It's old men who manage them that. chat for them. They pay chatters. It's. like a real career, bro. >> So people think they're chatting with. the real person. It's all fake. >> How much would you have to make a month. to start an Only Fans? >> I would never start one. >> Never. >> No. Give me a hundred million in a. month. I'm not doing it. >> Really? >> Swear to God. >> If somebody told. >> Hand on the Bible, I swear to God. >> I think if somebody told me you make.
>> you'd make 5 million a month. >> I'm I'm dropping it like that. Five that. >> respect. I Hey, look. Year. That's like actually [ __ ] like. ridiculous. And all you have to post is. Instagram pictures like bikini pictures. >> Yeah, >> I'm not promoting that to anybody. Don't. do it if you don't want to. It's just. [ __ ] ridiculous. >> That's like generational wealth. That's. like okay. Like [ __ ] what people say. about you. Like that's like $60 million. Like you're f Okay. I don't know. Sex.
work is fine. I I support sex work. >> I do too. Just personally, I don't want. to do that. >> Yeah. I don't want to do that. And I. also think that if you are doing it, you. should really do your research because. it's a whole misconception and like. Camila has talked about this that you. think you're going to drop that link and. make like hundreds of thousands of. dollars. The top 1% makes 50,000 a year. That's the top 1%. You know. >> what's the average? Let's look that up. It's like $300 a month. >> Yeah. Like it's that's not what it is.
>> Yeah. Less than. >> less than 15. >> less than 115 a month. >> Yes. It's like that's people have this. huge misconception they're going to drop. the link and make realels and just blow. up and make millions. Like that's not. what it is. So only do it if you. genuinely love doing that work and. posting those pictures. Not. >> like the same thing for like doing. TikTok and social media. You're not. going to do it for money. I literally. left the creator fund on Tik Tok 2 years. ago cuz I just genuinely like posting. >> Like don't do this [ __ ] if you just want. money cuz it's might not work and it. will be unfulfilling.
>> Definitely. >> Like I would do this podcast for no. money. If y'all said pull up every. Wednesday, no pay, I'd still be here. >> It's just fun to have. >> It is fun. I like this. I really enjoy. this. Like, >> uh, yeah. No, on average, Only Fans. creators make between 150 and 180 a. month. >> 2,000 a year. I'd do 2,000 a month. >> You would do it. >> 2,000 a month, dude. That covers more. than rent. I'm good. Yeah, >> I would do it for a mill. Yeah. One mil. a month. No, even 500k. I don't [ __ ]. know. I hate it. I don't know. just like. uh I don't know.
>> if you could do it and not like do it in. a way of like diddy oil. Um. >> whatever Lil Tay said. >> I I don't know. I just I don't think I. could ever do it though cuz I'm not. passionate about it. I'm not even like. >> I'll save it. But. >> wait, what? No, that was something. You. had a thought there. You had a thought. there. >> I sucked balls for the first time. Yeah,
>> a woman. >> We've been talking about this for I just. had to say that. I'll end it there. But. like I'm just not a very sexual person. in that way. So I don't think I could do. an only fans and be passionate about it. Like that's not me. I'm not like that. Jacob, like come. >> I'm going to forget that you said that. >> We've I've talked about sucking balls on. like 15. >> I know. I mean, you know what? I'm. really happy for you.
It's painful. Let's just try to keep it moving here. Um, chat GBT talking to itself. >> You know how I hate AI. >> This is kind of funny though. They keep. both trying to get off the phone. >> Absolutely. Looking forward to it, too. Um, and anytime you need a little boost. or just a chat, I'm here. >> I love that. Uh, thanks so much. And. I'll definitely keep that in mind. Uh, it's always a pleasure to chat with you. >> What? >> The pleasure is mine. Um, and always. here whenever you need me. Just take.
care and we'll chat soon. >> Absolutely. Take care and we'll chat. again soon. Have a great one. >> You too. Uh, take care and talk to you. soon. >> Thanks a bunch. >> I want to do this. >> Yo, why she sound kind of hot? >> What? >> You too. Have an awesome. >> her voice. Richie, what the [ __ ]. Richie. Richie, that's [ __ ] weird, bro. >> It's her voice. >> What the [ __ ]. >> bro? That's a AI. >> I didn't code the voice. Who coded the. voice?
>> But you think it's hot? >> There's probably a voice actress out. there. I bet it's real. >> Yeah, she sounds a little hot. >> This reminds me of like a few weeks ago. when Jacob called his AI and begged the. AI not to call the police on. >> No. Okay, we're in the car, right? Did I. already say this on the podcast? >> I don't. >> or not yet. >> I don't. We were in the car and I'm. talking to Chat GBT and Kayla steals my. phone and says like, "I'm going to kill. everybody in the world." Like some crazy. [ __ ] And I literally had to be like,
"Yo, please do not call the police. Somebody just stole my phone and said. that." Kayla was saying the worst things. you could say. >> because. you I hate AI. And so Jacob's like. sitting there like, >> "But they're gonna like track my phone. Like this [ __ ] ain't funny, bro. >> Like you were literally saying like. terrible things. Like. >> No, I. >> Yeah, you were. >> Yeah, you were. I literally had to say. to it, "Please do not call the police.".
>> It was like, "I'm worried for your. safety. Are you okay?". >> I was not the only one trolling the AI. >> You literally like stole the phone and. were like, "I'm going to harm myself. I'm going to kill myself.". >> No, I didn't. >> Yeah, you were. I swear to you, it was. insane. And I had I had to take the. phone and be like, "Someone just stole. my phone, and this is me now. I'm so. sorry about that.". >> No. >> Okay, they're saying it's close to. Scarlett Johansson. >> So, I was right. >> Who is that? >> Scarlett Johansson. >> Oh my god. Kayla.
>> No, I need to know what she's. >> It's extra funny cuz she voiced an AI in. a movie. >> What does she look like? >> She baddy baddy. Bdy, baddy. Baddy. >> Okay. >> Bd. Well, I'm sorry for trolling your AI. That was just. >> not trolling it. You like almost got my. phone tapped. >> Yeah, baddy. Bdie. >> Yeah, she's bad. >> I'm talking to her on chat TV. Oh my. god. >> Yeah, nipplegasm. >> Yeah, Reggie's having.
it. >> Oh man. Well, um yeah, I think that is. uh Yeah, that's Scarlett Johansson. You. didn't know who that was? >> No, I don't I don't know faces at all. H. >> like who's Edward Edward Coen's actor, >> the guy from. >> Robert Bson. >> Yeah. I like had no idea who that was up. until like recently. I don't know who. anybody is. >> He's Batman. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. When I watched. Batman, I watched that before Twilight. I thought. >> Richie Batman right there. >> Hell yeah. >> Oo,
>> dude. Oh, wait. All right, sir. Can we. talk about that for a minute? Cuz that. was actually crazy. I'm just going to. bring up this whole story. Yeah. This is. right when like a couple weeks ago the. episode where Jacob said I didn't have. his number and then I gave him his. number and then he facetimed me that. night and he was with this kid who I. didn't know but was like a friend of a. friend. The worst person like not. probably a very nice guy. I don't really. know him but the worst person you guys. could have met cuz I've only seen him. He's my college roommate's best friend. So it's like I've only ever met him. blackout [ __ ] drunk. I'm not too. sure. >> He was like Richie Batman. That's what. they used to call him.
>> I was going to That's my middle school. Instagram. >> Yeah. So, I'm like, "How did they get. that?". >> They They were all saying, "Next time. you see Richie, say Richie Batman." And. they're all going to know what that is. >> And you called me and you were just. like, "Hey, Richie Batman." And I was. like, "How do you have that?" That's my. middle school Instagram. >> Jacob actually gets Richie's number day. starts like being like, "I know. everything about you. Hello, Richie. Batman." And Richie's texting like he's. like, "How do you know this?". >> I was bugging. I was like, "What? What. did you do? How did you Google me?". >> No. Yeah. My my boy said that he knew. someone that you knew in college and he.
was like, "That's Richie from your. podcast." And he was like, "Next time. you're with them, he's going to freak. out if you say Richie Batman.". >> And he. >> cuz that's what they call him, I guess. >> Wait, do you ever get recognized? >> That's not what they they all No, it's. just my middle school Instagram. Nobody. calls. >> Richie. Do you get noticed in public? >> Have you been noticed from this podcast? >> No, I actually just got noticed for the. first time. Like, oh, >> but it was from bad. >> days ago, but it was from bad friends. >> Oh, we're lame. >> No. Oh, no. I'm just waiting for the. banging out people. >> There's going to be a day where he gets.
mobbed in. >> I was wearing my uh I have the receipt. shirt when I. >> Oh, we should we should do a meet and. greet for Richie. >> We should. >> Nobody wants to meet. >> autograph signing. >> That's not true. If you guys made it far. in the podcast, comment if you would. meet Richie. >> Would you guys want a meet and greet. with Richie? >> I don't think anybody would want that. >> I'm not anyone. I'm just me. >> I think they would. No, I'm sure there's. going to be a day where he gets noticed. in public from banging out, >> bro. He goes to the mall and gets. swarmed. Yo, that would be crazy. He has. to go with security. >> Yo, I don't think that I'm literally no.
one. That's all I like. We going to the. mall. Let me call my security. >> Yo, let me talk to my assistant. >> Yo, Richie makes his own podcast. Oh my. god. It's called Richie Richie. Richie. Batman Files. >> Richie Batman Files. That sounds crazy. >> No. >> Why Files? >> I think she meant like the X Files. >> Okay. Okay. >> Or the Y Files. >> We love you guys so much. We love you. guys and thank you for watching this. >> Subscribe, like, comment. Also, YouTube. just dropped a new feature called hype.
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>> I think we all have. >> That's good. Okay. >> Have you ever put out a fire in your. dream and woke up with a wet bed? That's. where we'll leave you. Have a great rest. of your day. Peace out. banging out. >> You can wear my sweatshirt. and you can tell your friends we'll be. together till the end. Girl, you can. wear my sweatshirt. Subscribe.
