DIDDY TRIAL, JUSTIN BIEBER x SZA, RESPONDING TO H3 | Ep #7 | Bangin' Out

Wait, wait. Say who you were trying to. fight. Say you were trying to fight at. Barney. I just started going up to. people and go, "So, so so what would. happen if I just went and punched him in. the face?" We're like holding Jacob. down. I literally was like, "I'm going. to do it." I was It's He's not as scary. as you'd think. Banging out. Welcome. back to Banging Out podcast. We feel. daddish. I'm your host, Daddy Jay. What. the Wait. And wait, Daddy Jay and Mama. K. All right. All right. I'm your host, Big Daddy J. And I'm type small K. What.

ups, man? What up, man? Oh, we here. That would have went to a little. different vibe. It's early. It's 11 a.m. a.m. and we're both exhausted. I was. awake till 1:45 cuz I just filmed. cancelled. How did that go? It went so. good. But I have to tell you, so like, so I've never been so scared for. something in my life. Like I've done. collabs so much, but for some reason, like I was like so scared. I was. shaking. I was going to throw up. And my. nerves were so bad that me and Emma. decided to pick up a bottle of wine from.

Target right before we go down there, right? Obviously, I need to calm down. We need to calm down, whatever. So, we. get this bottle of wine. Uhhuh. And we. get to the studio like 10 15 minutes. before filming. And so, I'm like, "Okay, I'm going to put it in my water bottle. We'll take a few sips and like we're. good to go." We open it and it's a cork. I don't have a [ __ ] cork screw on me. So, we're like, "What the do we do?" So, I like grab a makeup brush. I'm trying. to slam it in. It's not working. So then. I grab a lipstick and I I'll insert a. picture to show what this looks like. It.

was the most traumatizing thing. Yeah. So I grab the lipstick. Mind you, we're. supposed to go on in like 5 minutes at. this point, but I'm like, I need some. like I cannot I'm soing scared. I grab. the lipstick. I put it on the thing and. I'm banging this protein powder box on. top of it like a like a hammer. And then. all of a sudden the powder explodes. I'm. talking like everywhere all over Emma's. car. It looked like the Barney's. bathroom in her car. Actually, you're. going to have to insert the picture. Like white powder all over like And then.

I'm wearing all black. I decided to wear. like an all black outfit to go on. canceled. I'm covered in white powder. We go on in 5 minutes. It's all over my. hands, all over my face. I look like I. was just doing some horrible. I look. like I was skiing. So I'm like, what the. [ __ ] So then I go out and I'm like, I. still need this wine. So I take it and I. like try to bang it. The entire glass. shatters. The entire bottle shatters. The bottle of wine. The wine shatters.

Covered in blow basically. Yeah. Spill a. whole bottle. It is shattered all over. the parking lot. And then you just went. and then five seconds later I'm like. freaking out and Tana texts me being. like we have a corkcrew up here. And you. were like I was like no we it's open. I. was like no. Like we got it. We got the. bottle open now. Yeah. It's like a. walking powder donut. No. Literally, I I. looked insane. But I feel like that wore. off my nerves cuz like all that. happened, then I just like went right. up. Then everything's easy from there.

If that's how you're starting, then it's. all uphill. Yeah, it was. But it went. good. It was so good. Like that was I. was so scared because like also like. being on such like a big podcast and. something that I that's the only podcast. I watch besides not love line canceled. and like obviously our podcasts are the. only ones I watch. So, it's like I. didn't want to up and like not perform. to my best cuz I didn't want to freeze. and like that's what I was scared about. Like, you know, our first time filming. Oh, yeah. I didn't want to be like that. where I was just like, "Yeah, it's kind of scary." It went.

really good. Everybody was really nice. They're almost their cameras. I don't. know what the they have with their. lighting. I looked so good. I looked so. sexy. I don't even know how. Damn. It. was really good though. It was really. fun. We talked about you. Really? Yeah. We bad things. No, really good things. Tana. what? Tana said what? You'll just see it. What? No, you'll see it. I don't know. when it comes out though. Like I have no. idea. Damn. Everybody check that out. Um.

I hopefully they we said good things. No. Like yo, he has a huge dick and like. he's super small. Well, have they seen. it? Would they I don't I don't think. they No, but like do I they probably be. like, "Yo, I really picked up on his. BDE." Like when he walks in. What is a. BBE? No. BDE. big dick energy which is. or we should just change the word to. Jacob. cuz but yeah so the best experience of. my life honestly I cried myself to sleep. speaking of. penises Catherine went on call her daddy.

like what kind of how did I seen any of. this okay I saw it how is that it's. actually watch some of this what do you. mean it's oh like she exposed Austin big. time it was like really sad to see. though cuz she was so like collected and. calm about it. Very mature. Not very. mermaid of her, you know. New to a. country, new language, new in my family. They didn't have friends. Yes. Can you. sum it up? Yeah. So, basically 30. minutes. I watched the entire thing. I'm.

going to throw up everybody. It's been a. long day. Basically, she just like in. the most respectful way, which like. props to her, but it almost pisses me. off. Like why are we why are we being so. and I get it's your [ __ ] children's. father which so much respect so much. grace but like oh my god I would have. been on that air being like with guns in. my hands like shooting the cameras like. I don't even know but basically Austin. she confirmed that Austin was like. cheating on her the entire relationship. had orgies on yachts in Miami damn um.

lied to her their whole. relationship um and then like still. won't even accept the truth basically. like she basically confirmed that he's. like a piece of [ __ ] but she said so. respectfully. She was like, "That's my. um" She's like, "I really want the best. for him. I never had him release a. YouTube video saying that he cheated on. me cuz I didn't want to ruin his career. and I care about him." And then, oh my. god. Yeah. I'm reading these comments. People are quick to hate on her, but. this woman was genuinely hurting. Um. yeah. So, what's the deal with her. spiritual journey? I guess that was a.

part of it. Oh, yeah. She's never done. like things around the kids, but she's. just very spiritual. Come on. We all saw. the picture. Lied. I feel like Austin. lied when she talked about it. She was. like, "I've done it like once." And she. said it was like It's like very. Yeah. No, same here. I've only drank. once. I love saying that. So, are we team. Catherine? Oh, for sure. He basically. like So, he's a tweaker. Yeah. He like. used the fact that she like is very. spiritual and used it against her to.

make her seem crazy. I mean, that's what. I took away like when we talked about it. last time. That was my cuz he painted. that picture. I fully believed it. Well, he went on camera and said, "She turned. me to a mermaid and said all these crazy. things and so, you know." Yeah. No, I. like I respect her for being so graceful. about it. I just I I kind of wish she. tore him a new one, but maybe that's cuz. like I'm immature. So, you think she. held back so much? Yeah. So much. And. it's sad cuz you can see she's like. actually upset. She's like, "There's a.

lot of stuff I didn't want to believe.". even like she literally let this dude. she just gave birth to her like their. second or third child just gave birth. and he was like I want to go to Miami. for a boy's trip and she was like he go. on a yacht with his dad. Oh yeah this I. saw that on this is where it happened. Yeah. So she's like I never want my. partner to not feel free like of course. go have your boys trip like I will. change the diapers by myself. So as. she's there three kids [ __ ]. postpartum as [ __ ] He's out there on a. yacht and cheating on her and he butt. dialed her and like she could hear girls.

in the background and she was like, "Oh, well, I guess he's just like in an. environment where women are." Did he. butt dial her or was it one of the BBLs? Was it one of it butt dial? I don't. know. I'm different today, guys. I'm not. on my game. No, I'm off my game. No, me. too. Yeah, it's up. I feel so bad. Like, imagine if I That's the thing. I would. have actually I would have killed No, that's [ __ ] The title of the video is. Catherine Piaz, my husband cheated with. 20 women. Yeah, he's like a real It's. probably more than 20. 100%. But that's.

still insane. There was probably 20 on a. yacht. Like But like But so she just put. up with it. Well, so she didn't know. about the yacht incident until way. later. This the What about the other 19? So basically, she was at like a barber. shop. her daughter was getting her first. haircut and they're filming it, right? And she has never went through Austin's. phone. She's never like checked or. anything. And her phone dies as she's. taking a video of her daughter getting. her haircut. She's like, "Give me your. phone. Give me your phone. Like, I just. want to take a video." As soon as she.

grabs the phone, she gets a text of this. woman being like, "If you really love. your wife and Catherine immediately knew. like he has a emotional relationship. with another woman." So, she keeps. composure, gets in the car, and is like, "Who the [ __ ] was that? Please just tell. me who that was, please." Like begging. and he's being like, "I don't know. Like, you're tweaking." So, then she. like gets in her car, she drives, she's. crying, comes back home, acts like. nothing happened, and then like a week. later, he was like, "Yeah, I'm like. having a relationship with somebody. else," basically, but is like, "I'll. drop her.".

Okay. So, this is a whole thing. This is. probably massive right now. 6.5 million. views in two days. Oh, yeah. Two days. Yeah. So, it's probably going to be the. most viewed Caller Daddy episode ever, for sure. Um, wow. So, okay. I. completely agree. So, we are on. Catherine's side because that's [ __ ]. up. So, so it's confirmed. Dude's just a. cheater and tried to paint her to be. somebody that she's not or at least like. she might be spiritual. But I think he. tried to push the like how spiritual she.

is and try to make people including. myself cuz I was one of the people on. the last one who was like, "Oh, she. doing psychedelics, all this stuff." But. like maybe but it's easy to like frame. somebody as like going too far on that. journey. But it seems like she's. perfectly normal. No, she's literally. fine. She's just spiritual. Yeah. And. that's cool. And that's cool, right? Like But he tried to like use that. against her. Yeah. Which is [ __ ] Have. you ever caught somebody cheating on. you? Yeah. What do you do? I don't think. I don't think I've ever like just like. digitally, not like in person. I don't.

know how that you like went through. their phone and saw [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. Do. you like crash out? I feel like I I. didn't even mention it. That's crazy. What do you mean? I didn't say anything, but we broke up shortly after. It was. already not going to it was not going to. work. So, uh yeah. No, I saw some DMs. that were like devastating. They. probably still don't know that I saw. that. And then you just like kept it Did. Wait. Yeah, but it it like started. eating away at my head like every time I. would locate How did you Why did you not.

say anything? Did you just not want to. break up? It made me feel like weak. I. don't know. Like if I mentioned it then. it was true. Like, you know, if you talk. about it, then it's like if you kind of. just forget about it and you're just. like, "Oh, no. It's so little." Like, that doesn't matter. But those DMs were. crazy. You didn't want to believe it. Almost. Yeah. Insane. That's crazy. I. don't think I've ever Have you ever. caught somebody? I don't think so. Like. I found out after me and never broke up. that he cheated on me, but like I've. never like been with a man and then. found out that they cheated on me. Like. I I would like open the door and they're.

like, "Yeah." Or even like go through a. phone and see stuff. I think if I did, I. would like Oh my [ __ ] god. I would. literally grab knives. I would The phone. would be shattered. Oh, their tires. would be popped. I think I would crash. out so [ __ ] bad. Yeah, I know. It's. really upsetting. I'm kind of hoping for. the day. No, I'm not. But like I want. that crash out. Oh, yeah. Hit in your. stomach like Oh, that's what I felt. It's like awful. Yeah, I felt my stomach. drop. I beat that man awake. Not. actually. Like I bopped him awake though. and I was like, you need to get the. Didn't you find like a lipstick in his.

Oh, that too. Yeah. Um there's been a. few experiences. Can we Google do men or. women cheat more on It's men. It's men. It's men. It's men. It's men. Is it a. fact? It's I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Is. there like a I just curious. Um do men. or women cheat more? On average? Men are. more likely to cheat, but the difference. is not always significant. The Institute. for Family Studies found that 20% of men. and 13% of women reported having sex. with someone other than their partner. while married. 20%. I'm saying so. single. Are you kidding me? That's so. funny. Did you see that they're making.

is it true that they're making a law to. where like if you cheat while like. you're in a marriage you go to jail. they're trying illegal but that's maybe. that will like you know if you're. married are you kidding me get if you. want a different vagina so bad go get a. [ __ ] flashlight. like literally get a flashlight and like. pretend her name her name her get a. little sex doll I used to have one no. you didn't know yeah I did what do you. mean I was like 13 and I kept it. All.

right, this is actually viral. I kept. it. I forgot about this, but this is a. great thing. Wait, what do you mean? I. had I called it It was called a pocket. [ __ ] Oh, yeah. Yeah, a pocket puss. Yeah. And I was in middle school, like. or maybe sixth, seventh grade. Jacob, wait. Oh, lovely. Yeah, I was that was the age. I was [ __ ] a [ __ ] [ __ ] at that. age. Uh the. um literally probably at that time. Um, and I kept it. There was like in the.

basement we kept a lot of crazy [ __ ]. because I told you about the gerbal in. the freezer. So, we got the gerbble in. the freezer and then we've got like a. little bit like to the left, you know, there's like where we keep like pots and. pans and things like that. And I would. keep like a little thing of lube and I. keep it and I just like put the pans on. top of it and whenever I wanted to use. it, I'd like make my way to the basement. and just grab it off like a pan. And. there was one day I got caught and and I. used my mom's credit card to buy it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. How did you get.

caught? What? What happened? She didn't. catch the fact that I used What do you. mean? What? It's by the pots and pans. Why did you not put it in your room? But. it was like it was like with like the. extra pots and pans like for brownies. and stuff and then it was just like. drenched in lube. Like it was it was. bad. Wait, wait, wait. So like when she. found it when she found it and brought. it she no what she did my my mom like. when she's upset will like just put. things on the kitchen counter to make it. so she brought it upstairs and it was. just it was just sitting in the middle. of the kitchen and eventually we both.

were in the kitchen at the same time and. she was like want to explain and I was. like. uh warning I was like look so it's. called a pocket [ __ ] and I just ran her. through the whole thing um and yeah did. you have to throw it away? Uh, I think. so. But you want to know what's even. crazier is like friends would come over. after school and use my pocket [ __ ]. No. What do you mean, Jacob? What do you. mean? Like like I was the guy who had. one. What do you mean? Like you yours.

was a community pocket in on it? Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what do you mean? Like you'd. have people come over. They'd like. there'd be like a line in the bathroom. like Yeah. Like line up outside type. [ __ ] Are you lying? No. No. Wait. What. do you mean? Did you [ __ ] wash it. after? Yeah. Like Yeah. Like good. I. don't know though. Like we were like 13. What? What? Yeah. Well, that's actually. so insane. Kayla, like imagine like us. using like the same vibe. Yeah. Like. class. That's insane. I would never I.

guess guys are just different, you know? Yeah. No, like that's like we didn't. even think about that. My friends would. just be like, "Yo, bro, you want to hang. out after school? You're like the plug. They don't even want to kick it with me. I'm just the kid who has a a PP. I have. a PP. Wait, that's insane. Yeah. Wow. Um, that's insane. Yeah. So, uh, well, I'm glad that I feel closer to you guys. No, that's actually like that has got to. be like one of the best things I've ever. heard in my life. Oh my god. I'm not.

joking. Okay, but speaking of pe and. peeing and all that good stuff, you got. kicked out of Barney's. Oh my god. Yeah. Recently? Yeah, literally last week. I'm. so [ __ ] pissed. Barney hates to see. me coming. Like, they actually hate to. see me coming. What do you mean? Oh my. [ __ ] god, it's actually so annoying. I'm trying to like think of how it. actually went down. Didn't we go to Barney's? We did go to. Barney's. We did. We went on Memorial. Day. Yeah. Yeah. And basically, we got.

invited to this party where I didn't. need my ID. So, I was like, "Okay." So, I literally didn't even bring my purse. with me. And then the party the line got. so long and it got like they closed it. because it was at capacity and down the. road was Barney. So I'm like let's go. And like I go to Barney's quite often so. like they know me. I literally know the. [ __ ] bouncer. Bouncer. You know the. bouncer? I know the bouncer. But he. [ __ ] hates me. He hates me. Like he. literally hates me and I hate him. And.

we have like [ __ ] beef. But I was. like he'll let me. That was the one that. you were talking to when we went at the. end. No, that was a different one. That. was the like the owner. I'm pretty or. like the higherup manager or some [ __ ]. but the bouncer, he just does not like. me. But I hadn't been in like the past. month to where I was like, "Oh, he. probably misses me." Like, whatever. So, I go there and I'm like, "Hey, like I. have a picture of my ID. Like, but I. left it at home." Like, and he's like, "Why the would you go to Barney without. an ID?" I was like, "I was supposed to. go to a party down the road. Like, it. was a house party. Like, what are you. talking about?" And we get into like. this whole fight and he's basically.

like, "I'm not going to let you in." And. I was like, "Bitch, I spent $80 on a. Uber to get out here. The party didn't. work out. Now I'm at Barney's. You're. gonna let me in. I've been in here so. many times before. So I'm yelling at him. and I'm like, "You've let me in before. Check your [ __ ] cameras. I've been in. this [ __ ] ass bar, this stupid bar so. many times." And he's like, "I'm not. letting you in." Then Emma's like, "Well, I can come in. I have my ID." And. he's like, "Whatever." So we're. fighting. Let's Emma in. Okay. So then I. decide, and mind you, while we're. waiting in the line and fighting with. him, one of the guys from the Hot Chili.

Peppers is out there like flexing his. watches on us. Wait, can we look up? He. put a gun on his hip and he did. He let. a man with a gun in, but I can look up. Red Hot Chili Pepper. His go on my. TikTok. I have a video with him. I I I. filmed him. Oh, really? Yeah. I was um. I'll show you him. And he had a gun on. him and they lit him in and everything. He had a [ __ ] Glock. Like just a Glock. Like a Glock in his. pocket. That guy. Who is that? He said.

he just literally looks like a But look, wait. Look. Um pause. Look. He had. diamonds dripping on him. Oh, wait. Does. he? Yeah, look. He had like like a. diamond watch. He would not shut up. about it. Bro was tweaked. He was. tweaked. No, he was fully tweaked. Bro. was tweaked, but he was And look, he had. a gun. Like, there's the gun. That is terrifying. And so, they let him. in. But anyways, I'm like so pissed. Like, I'm getting into this [ __ ] bar. So, then Emma takes advantage of the. situation that she's in and I'm not. And. she's like on the phone with me and.

she's like, "Sneaking through the side. door." So I'm like, "Okay." So she lets. me in through the side door and I'm. having a great time. Everything's fine. It's a great night. And then all of a. sudden like like I need like a sound. effect. I like turn around and I hear. that sound. I can do the sound effect. You want to protect? I turn around. Ready? I turn around an hour into that. Turn around. It's like a cat in heat. Wait, was that. the right idea? Um, yeah. I turn around.

and it's it's the it's the bouncer and. he's like, "What the are you doing?" And. I was like, "I'm having a great time. Get the [ __ ] out of my face." I was. like, "You want a shot? Like, let's go. take one." Got so pissed off and he's. like, "You need to get the out." So then. I got mad and I was like, "No." I was. like, "I'm not leaving." Like I've been. in here so many times. No, I'm not going. anywhere. Literally, I was like, "I'm. not going anywhere. I'm staying." And. so, like, we're fighting and he's like, "You need to get the out." So, he's. trying to escort me out. I was like, "Fuck you. I'm going to do it by. myself." So, I like storm out of bar. Like, I actually want to leave.

literally. And I you know what? I just. decided just now I'm leaving. I want to. leave. Yeah. I was like, "You're not. telling me to leave." I as he's kicking. you out. No, no, no. I wanted to Yeah. So I like I sprint out and then um I I'm. pretty sure I'm banned now. Like there's. no way. And and meanwhile, you got the. red hot chili peppers shooting the. Glocky and Yeah. He's like shooting shot. glass. Yeah. Like you're going to let a. guy with a God forbid I left my ID at. home. I was so mad I started like. recording him in his face. I was like, "Why are you kicking her ass right now?". like so. And he fully like he did have.

the right like I snuck in. Like that was. that but I just I was so pissed. Like. $80 on an Uber. I'm I'm going to Barney. I'm getting in. After spending $80 on an. Uber, you better believe you know I'm. about to yak everybody. Oh man. Speaking of Barney. Oh god. Oh yeah, we. went to Barney. Yeah, it was fun. That. was fun. I was It was uh It was fun. Yeah, that was hopefully no videos come. out from when we were at the table. We.

were good. If I ever have to do an. apology in my life, you know, I'm just. going to be like, "Wow, I'm really. channeling my inner James Charles." And. I think that'll like lighten the mood a. bit. Hey, at least it's not as bad as James. Charles. Oh my god. Yeah. At least we. were respectful and that's all you can. really add. No, we were Yeah. No, I had. a good time. I like Yeah. Me and Saturn. got into a big fight that night. He. blocked me on [ __ ] everything. That. happens every single time. And it's. actually [ __ ] annoying. It's actually. [ __ ] We got into a fight last night. Fighting every time and it's annoying. It's like actually annoying cuz I don't.

do anything wrong. And it's like I get. it to where you feel weird cuz I'm. hanging out with you and your friends. and it's like he's probably looking at. it like, "Oh, she's hanging out with all. these guys." But it's like I'm texting. you and I'm keeping you updated. You. have my location. Like I what the [ __ ]. do I have to hide? You and Emma, it's. like okay, this is what a night is like. if we're all kicking it. Ready? It's fun. for like an hour and then they both. separate and they're on the phone with. their mates for the rest of the night. Babe, no. No one's even over anymore. I. was good. I was good. And I'm in the. kitchen. All right. No, we can't put.

See, this could get you guys in trouble. No, I I was I was good though. I was not. on the phone with him. Like I was. literally hanging up on him. You know. that? Like on Monday. But literally the. whole time that you guys are there, it's. always like you guys are just like on. the phone just like I know that's such a. bad representation cuz we're not like. that. We're just hanging out in the. kitchen right now. It's like, "All. right, hang up the phone." Like, what. are we doing here? I did. I did do that. Babe, I'm taking two steps into the. kitchen. Don't worry. Don't worry, baby. I Wait, I did do that though. I was not. on the phone. I was like, I'm going to. have fun. And I did though. There was.

like one. Yeah. Yeah. But Emma, where. was Emma? It tucked away in a closet on. the phone on the floor. We opened the. door and Emma's just on the floor. I'm. like yelling and Emma's trying to make. like some Emma's just like, "This ain't. going to work. This is not going to. work." And that's the thing that was so. [ __ ] Jacob grabbed my phone and was. like, "I'm going to just talk to him. Everything's going to be fine." And I. literally grabbed the phone and I was. like, "Look, man. It's not worth I was. like, "You guys could both have an. amazing night." I was like, "We're just. hanging out right now. It's like, trust. me, it's nothing crazy." And that's the.

thing, though. It's like it was all. good. That was the issue is like when. Emma's drunk, she just doesn't want to. like tell the truth for some reason to. like So, no, it was about stupid stuff. Nothing bad. But like basically I was. telling Saturn I was like, "Hey, we're. doing this, this, this, and this." And I. was just being like, "I have nothing to. hide." You guys shouldn't have to do. that. That's But then Emma was like, "If. you really trust somebody, you wouldn't. have to, right?" And that's why I wasn't. saying anything. I was telling him. what's going on cuz we weren't doing. anything bad, whatever. And Emma's on. the phone with her guy and she's like,

"We didn't even go into Barney's. We we. sat outside for 15 minutes." And then. she was like, "Why did I say that?" Like. there was no reason for me to not say we. didn't go into Barney. Like I just fully. was like, "We didn't even get in." Can I. say Can I say my favorite one that I had. to say? It was like you hand me the. phone and you go, "Kayla's throwing up.". I. got the phone. I go, "Oh my god, dude.". I'm like, "Emma's helping out Kayla. right now. It's really bad." And and. then Kayla's like making sounds like. throwing up. I was just like, "Dude,

honestly, if I was him, I'd be so. upset." No, I was so pissed. And it. wasn't like doing anything. Like I. genuinely just didn't want to talk to. him. So I was like, "Tell him." Oh, but. I was so annoyed because I wasn't even. that [ __ ] up. Like I was finally. honestly pretty and then like. everybody's over here on the phone with. saying Kayla's blacked out right now and. I'm pulling in in the kitchen like. having a full-blown conversation with. everybody. Like I wasing fine. So then. Saturn calls me. He goes, "Oh, so you. didn't drink that much? Why were you. vomiting all night?" And I was like I.

literally [ __ ] wasn't. The lies are. just catching up. I was like and he's. like you said why was Emma saying you. guys didn't go into Barney? I was like. we did. Like I don't know why Emma was. saying this. I apologize all around. No, it's a great. time. It was I had a great night. I want. to have a part two soon. Wait. Yeah. Have you guys seen the um Alabama's new. TikTok? Have you seen the audio that she. used? I think I did actually. It's the Oh, I. did cuz her baby daddy beat on. It's one. of the front of the house. Yeah. I don't.

even have to touch the [ __ ] because her. baby daddy beat on. And this is. referring And this is referring to uh. Bad Baby. Bad Baby just did an interview. with with Camila. Yeah. And she talked. about her domestic violence and then. Alabama gets on TikTok and goes, "I. don't even got to touch the [ __ ] in. front of her like daddy's mansion.". She's like, "I ain't got That's what's. annoying about this. It's just like it's. like what's what are we doing?" Like. that's so [ __ ] weird. That is soing.

weird. That is actually if I was beefing. with the [ __ ] and she's like that's why. she got her like what the that's just. something you don't you know like I. think I I don't think should have posted. this on the private never like like I. don't know I don't think bad babies. clowned on different things. Didn't you. say Alabama had a um abortion and like. Danielle wrapped about it but she never. like was like joking about it. I feel. this is like this should have been on. her private story on her close friends. like this. Not even though it just.

shouldn't have been a thing about I'm. unbothered. I don't even pay attention. She's not living rentree in my mind. It's I don't even know. So, okay. So, she just has maybe not the best. situational awareness. I just I think. like I just don't understand how you. actually are a part of the Kardashian. family and then you're. consciously making that Tik Tok like are. like that's so insane to me. Do you. think that like Kim and all them kind of. just look at her as just like so.

annoying. It h like like they kind of. just have to Nobody's approving that. Nobody's approving that. Nobody's. approving that. They're just like all. right. No, Chris Jenner was not like, "Yeah, go make a TikTok joking about. like hell." Chris Jenner is putting in. like double time work because of her. Like, yeah, they have to cover up all. the things that she does. And by the. way, she made another one, too. Like, she made two Tik Toks of this audio. Same audio. She did it twice. But it's. also Yeah, it's like we had it. Are we. serious? I just It would make my life so.

much better if we didn't talk about. Alabama Barker anymore. I literally wish. she just like went like the route of. like makeup line, podcast, like sweet. little she was just like a good person. Yeah, right. How great that would be. She has such a great platform. Imagine. if it was all positivity. She could. change the world, right? She could be. the new Kylie Jenner. That's what people. thought she was going to be cuz she's. pretty. She loves makeup. And then she. just But it's like Yeah. She went the.

the. she's pissed. Courtney is [ __ ]. pissed. Definitely. Like they're. definitely Yeah. Courtney with her like. purr let me like health love like line. and like then Oh, they're pissed. I'd be. [ __ ] pissed if like I'm Kim. Kardashian billionaire said. Oh man, that's crazy. Yeah, these comments, man. It's just like I I don't I don't. understand. And then I could be like, "Oh, well, she's young, but she's a year. younger than.

me. This is crazy." Yeah. I mean, a lot. of people are like, "Oh, so domestic. violence is a joke now." That's the. thing. I saw a lot of comments. She. definitely deleted them of people being. like, "Oh, is domestic violence?" Well, that one has 27,000. And it's like, "What are you on?" Yeah. She goes, "Our abortion's a joke." And. she's like liking comments of the like. few people being like, "Oh, you ate with. this." So, she's standing on it. She's. No, she's Yeah. Two feet on the [ __ ]. Wait, what do you mean? What is she. standing on? DV. Two feet on the DV. It's like she's not going to private.

these. She's going to double down. almost. But you know, you know what? If. I It seems like she's really heard about. I guess people making fun of her. abortion. I have never seen anybody do. that. Yeah, but that's what she's trying. that reply is kind of being like, "Well, you guys said this about this thing, so. of course I'm going to do this thing.". But it's like fighting fire with fire. Yeah. It's like, is this something you. want to stand on? You know, like the. only thing you could just seen people. like make fun of in that realm is that. she has a lot of bodies. But like, okay,

pop your [ __ ] That's what you should be. standing on. You should be like, I be. [ __ ] That's cool, right? Like I love. I love some. We don't [ __ ] shame. Stand on that. Make. that your brand. Yeah. Yeah. Like join. the pop house. Oh, wait. Oh, ruin burn. that bridge. Bummer. Burn that bridge. immediately. Didn't Camila like really. expose her? Oh, Camila. Yeah, that's. when like the whole that's when Bad Baby. got involved in the diss tracks. It was.

bad. That was like that was such a time. That was a time Justin Bieber and Siza, they looks like they fell in love, guys. He hates it. And all the comments are. just like he'll he likes anywhere but. home. Did you see? He just looks so happy. Wait, what were you saying? Sorry. Yeah, Haley Bieber just sold her brand to. E.L.F. Billion. Billion. She's a. billionaire. Billionaire. Billion. Both. of both girls that he talked to are. billionaires. That's crazy. Yeah. Wait. Oh, he's like enjoying making out with.

her hand. Yo, wait. Yo, Justin. Justin. Bro. Yeah. What's going on here? He's. like he's like scissor. No. People are saying though. It looks like. he's like leaning and he needs help. Okay. Yeah, that that's what which I. hope I both are bad, but I obviously. People are saying that Yeah, I saw I. hope that it's just that which I don't. hope. Do you see that though? Cuz I. don't know. Maybe I'm crazy. I just feel. like that man's like just. like rolled five back woods and is just.

like really high and I hope he's just. like cuz if I was on stage with Siza and. I'm married, I'm folding. I'm folding. So like that's I do hope it's that. rather than like he's having an issue. cuz like I love like that's it's so sad. Yeah, people do pick apart everything he. does. But can we just can we just watch. it back one more time that one part? Just watch how he's kissing the hand. I. think he wouldn't be too mad about us. commenting on how he's kissing her hand. Like he doesn't let it go. Look how. happy. Oh my god, that smile. As soon as. he's away from Haley, he's just happy.

He's like, "Oh my god, I feel bad for Oh, look at. this. He's just getting like in the. nose." I mean, you know, Haley's in that. crowd. I feel like honestly she's at. home with the kid. Haley somewhere like. this and it. I would actually like I would I would. become an artist. I would become an. artist and I would have a big song. I'd. go on stage and I'd bring up like. [ __ ] like [ __ ] Kendrick Lamar and.

I would just What is this about? People. say Justin hates uh Haley. What's that. about? Why? Where did this start? Because it's like you've seen because. everyone just wants him with Selena. All. right. This all started because the. internet it just like attached. themselves to Justin and Selena's. relationship and they've never let it. go. Oh yeah. And anything that they do. and but everyone's so supportive of. Selena. But with Justin, it's like he. just gets trashed. They've tried to ruin. a bunch of [ __ ] for him. It's like But. have you seen low key how he treats her?

Like there are video clips of like. paparazzi. And that's what sucks though. because I'm such a believer. I love. Justin Bieber for so much. Why are we. like sitting here [ __ ] on Haley for. like No, I I'm saying like both of them. Why? It's the fans fault. They're. [ __ ] up. Like they won't just let. them be happy. But I have seen some Have. you guys seen like the IG lives that. they did during quarantine where he's. like, "Babe, what did you put in this? Are you trying to kill. me? She like cooked them like this like. the just slamming the door on her.".

Yeah. I mean, whoa, Justin. Oh, I did. see that. the one of him running away. from her like on the skateboard and she. like slips and fall in New York City. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, see. Yeah. I don't. know. I just I want them to be happy and. they have a kid and a cute little. marriage. I don't know. I feel bad. And. he was also wild in with Sexy Red too, right? At the club. Like there's there's. two moments now. It's like where he's. like but he does look happy. Maybe. they're so comfortable in their.

relationship that Haley's like, "Hell. yeah, do it." But it's also like. thinking of like paparazzi and stuff, it's more profitable for them to get a. video of them like seeming like they. hate each other than like them making. out. I feel Yeah. Like I feel like they. do just like capture the bad [ __ ] And. like also like if I'm Justin, I'm so. overwhelmed in this situation. I'm. trying to get the [ __ ] out too. Like I'm. not going to sit here and be like like. what is he doing realistically just. swerving through traffic? Could you. imagine being in that car and being Oh. And that makes me And then she runs. Oh, I would be so also that's just weird.

Like why would you be like, "Babe, yo, come with me. I'm about to go skating.". And then just skate away from her. Yeah. Give her some roller blades. Like she. didn't even have any. Yeah. Maybe some. skate. Oh, I'm sorry, Haley. I'm so. proud of her. Richie's laughing. Richie's laughing. Richie's geeking of. it. But now she's a billionaire. Like, go her. Honestly, with a B, you know, with a B. Haley billionaire. Um, no. That's actually a huge accomplishment. And she sold it to Elf. Yeah. And she's.

still a part of the company, too. So, like she's still Which is insane. Like, imagine keeping your company and also. making a billion. What do you What's. your guys' prediction? Are they going to. make it through the long run? Justin and. Haley, are they going to stay together? I hope the best for them, but I I do see. a divorce. I do see a divorce. And what. did you Did you guys see the stuff about. Justin Bieber in like a financial. crisis? No. Wait, what? There's a huge. thing about him actually going broke. Wait, what? Did he like sell all his. songs? Yeah, he sold his whole catalog. Like he like there was a rumor that he. was like really down on his luck and.

just like panicked and sold his catalog. For how much? 200 million. So he's good. He'll be good. Wait. But I just feel bad. for him. Like I do. He's given a lot to. the world and he's gotten pretty. nothing. People take take take and it's. like his whole childhood. It's like oh. my god. I had this weird thought the. other day where I was like imagine if. Justin Bieber was just a normal guy, you. know? like he like if this all hadn't. happened to him like all the fame and. everything he would just be a normal.

dude in Canada and I just I don't know. why to me that's crazy because he's it's. like he's reached a point where he could. never go back. No, it's crazy. He is I. think like the most famous person of our. generation 100%. Like probably the. biggest pop star of our time. Yeah. Like. next to Michael Jackson I'd say. Like. he's like the Elvis Presley of this. generation. It's Justin [ __ ] Bieber. sad cuz all he wanted to do was share. his talent and sing and then I don't. even think he wanted to be No, his. parents like put him in the limelight at. literally like the age of like five like.

so and that's the thing a lot of people. will be like oh but you have all this. money like blah blah blah but it's like. but it's like he can't go any Did you. guys see that post where he filmed like. what it's like with the paparazzi from. his perspective he just put it on his. Instagram I was like yo imagine I would. be so out of it busy and like they're. just in his face all the time. Yeah. And. it's been he's been like this for the. past what 30 years. Like how old is he. now? 32 probably. Yeah. Like 30 years of. not being able to walk out your front. I.

would go [ __ ] insane. It's just sad. Yeah. I feel bad for him. I would go. [ __ ] insane. But it's also like he. didn't really want to be famous. When. did he ever say he wanted to be famous? He was just talented and people started. exploiting his talent. That's Yeah. Also. like found him on YouTube. I'm pretty. sure. Yeah. was the first technically. like first social media star. He was the. first star from YouTube. You know what I. think you should do? Start like a. YouTube channel and just like rant. If. Justin Bieber started like a a. heartto-he heart YouTube channel. Oh my. god. That would be probably the most.

iconic thing. I feel like it would like. I don't know. Maybe that's just like me. but talking things just on the internet. Like maybe make him feel good. I don't. know. And people would get to like I I. feel like people don't really know him. People Yeah. Like people only know him. based on how people paint him to be. Paparazzi. So cool if he took control of. the narrative and like got on camera and. started doing like vlogs even just of. like while he's making starts his own. ace family. Oh my god. I don't know. There's a lot. He could do whatever he. wants. He'll be good I think for the. rest of his life. If he needs to make.

money he's Justin. Bieber generational. Yeah. He'll be set. for life. I would say this is so [ __ ]. up. But like if I was married to Justin. Bieber and he was cheating on me, I. would so let it happen. Really? I'd be. the type of person be like just you know. where home is. Be real. Be real. Be. real. I hate to ask this. You think he's. cheated on Haley? Oh, yeah. If you. actually him and Kendall Jenner hooked. up and that's her best friend. Yeah. Like you know about that. That's crazy. But not like while they were dating, but. Justin and uh Kendall used to like talk,

right? Yeah. Which we were talking, we. had a long conversation about this the. other day, Emma. But I at first I was. like, "What the fuck?" But we're friends. with a girl that has slept with both of. our exes and we were friends with her. So it's like And also if it was like 10. years ago, whatever. Yeah, it's Justin. Bieber. Like I don't know. I would say I. would. So if and that's so shallow of me. to say probably, but yeah. No, you know. where home is. I have the last name. Bieber. Like my Instagram handle is like. Kayla Bieber. Get me. Like I'm I'm so. happy. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so happy. Like.

I'm so [ __ ] happy. Yeah. Well, you. know that's good. There was a rumor I. don't know speaking of Justin with. Selena that Benny Blanco cheated on her, but then it got cleared up in like 24. hours. It didn't happen, right? It was. just like [ __ ] That's the thing. Then there are people like Benny Blanco. who just like he seems like genuinely a. really good guy. Yeah. I don't think. he's ugly. Like what the is that about? No. His like personality makes him a. like I think he's cute. Like what the. [ __ ] I feel like if you're that funny, you're just a Look like look at him with.

the little feet. Like he's got little. feet on him. Oh, you little goofy. goober. I like him. I like him. Oh yeah. I like that. I like that. I'm going to. get a poster of that. I like that. That's pretty iconic. That's really. cute. You know he's from Reston, Virginia. We went to the same middle. school. What? Yeah, we had the same. teachers, but he's a lot older. But so. y'all Virginia's just popping out like. famous people. I mean, I guess that's. actually crazy. Look at them. Oh, I. actually love them. I love Selena Gomez. cooking eggs and bakey.

Okay, be real. How many photo how long. do you think they posed like that? Oh, a. lot. If if like if they were in the. kitchen, it just looks like so like a. that's like the photo they're gonna show. their kids and be like, "Oh my god, when. Selena gets pregnant, I think Justin's. gonna crash the I would crash out." He. already started crashing out when they. got together. He was like posting those. realels and stuff. Did you see that? No. What? I don't I I'm not like locked into. that because it like stresses me out. Yeah. Like I get stressed out. I'm like. I don't know. Like I just get stressed. out. I'm team I'm team Happy Marriage.

I'm team Haley. I'm team Justin. And I'm. team Selena. Yep. I'm on the same trying. to pin them against each other. I'm team. all of them. Everybody be happy. Absolutely. Um girl, hold on. See, he. don't give. He's so funny for that. He's. so funny for that. He's literally like. us. Like, you know, he's just like I. think he loves like, have you guys seen. how he'll just spam his story just. posting memes? Like he'll post like 20. He reposted like literally one of my. friends once like on his Instagram real. like this just funny meme and I was. like, "What the fuck?" Like that's.

insane. Crazy. Like imagine getting repo. Justin. It'll happen. It'll happen eventually. Damn. We're going to have him on this. podcast one day. That is This would be. like That would be insane. I don't think. he does podcast. I think he'd really. like you. Like like really like me. I. think he'd really like you. Well, Justin, let's kick it, man. Um, speaking of Justin Bieber, wet. dreams. I feel like that's a good way to. segue it. My segways today are what do. you call these? the transition. The.

segways. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of Justin. Bieber, um I don't know. He's like a sex. icon, sex symbol kind of. Yeah. So, you. you actually you brought this up on the. phone the other day and I just This is. going to be an embarrassing episode. You. know, I've opened up about the pocket. [ __ ] Um you know, uh but speaking of. wet dreams, have do girls have wet. dreams? Yeah. How does that work? Basic. It's like sex dreams. You wake up. and you're just horned up. porn wake up. horny, but like I think for a guy it's.

like okay you wake up and you've busted. Yeah, but I feel like No. Yeah, that's. the thing. Like guys wake up with it's. like it happens. I know about like. morning wood, but I know you can like. actually bust. Yes. No, let me tell you. guys even more embarrassing story. Oh my. god, I'm locked in. All right, so the. first and only wet dream I think I've. ever had in my life. I was probably like. 12, 13. and it was like it wasn't like there.

there was no like I don't know how to. explain this. I basically had a wet. dream to the ceiling. like like there was no I wasn't hooking. up with anybody. You were looking at the. ceiling. I literally was looking at the. ceiling in the dream and I start. floating towards the ceiling like like. You weren't thinking about like you know. that halo and I and I was just looking. at the ceiling and I wait wait wait wait. but you weren't even thinking of. anything. No nothing. It was I just was. looking at You had to have not nutted in. like a few months and it just like was.

like that might have been the first time. I nutted actually. No. Yeah. I don't. know. Wait, what? Yeah, that's I like. the the ceiling just made you bust. Yeah, I looked in the dream. I'm just. like chilling and then I look at the. ceiling and it's just like an explosion. Yeah. So, what does that say about me. that like I'm just like do you you get. horned up easily? Probably I feel Yeah. What does it mean if you have a wet. dream about a ceiling? That's a good. question. That's a really good question.

Watch it be like schizophrenia. Seek doctor. Is it natural to have? It's. like the guy who nutted on Jacob, you. might be a first. Yeah, this is rare, right? So then and then you were like so. the bit emoji is not that insane now to. nut to you nutted by looking at like. this was like but you were Yeah, you. were unconscious. Like I don't know how. that happened. But you're sure in your. dream you were not dreaming about like. some tits. No, not at all. Just the ceiling. I looked. at the hamper and then to the ceiling.

Nutted. Oh, it was the hamper. It was. the hamper that did it. is not normal or. physically. Busting a nut from a. It's definitely possible. Bust a nut. Bust a nut is a vulgar slang. term for male. Oh, I love busting a nut. Oh, yes. Oh, we should say bust a nut. I. love busting a nut. Yo, t-shirts that. say bust a nut. You remember? Okay, wait. This is actually about nutting. This is so embarrassing. This was Okay, so there's this like, you know, no nut.

November. Yeah, I've failed every time. this one guy that was like my neighbor. He was like, "It's no nut November." And. I was like, "Oh, well, I didn't know. that girls like nutted." Oh. So, I was. like I was like, "But it just means no. orgasm." Yeah. But I didn't know that. So, I was like, "I've never nutted." And. then it got really weird. And he was. like really upset about it. He was like, "What do you mean you've never nutted?". And I was like, "I can't do that. Like, I don't have a penis." I don't know. I. just I feel like girls could bust a nut. That's just like orgasm. What's the. point of No Nut November?

I couldn't tell you. I'm on the same. weight. I'm not participating. That's. for my birthday, though. I tried. I made. it like two days. It's my It's like almost my birthday. I. need that. I like no shave se No, I. don't like no shave September. I'm just. confused. I I failed. No, not November. Holy crap. Amazing t-shirt. Oh, did you. have ass slap Fridays in your like high. school? No. You never had that? That was. such a canon event in high school and. like the end of middle school. It like. became a huge thing at mine. It was slap. Fridays and the guys would just run up.

and slap girls and it got it got up and. it got so bad. Richie, y'all weren't. doing that at your school. No, it got so. bad to the point where the principal was. like, "Guys, stop slap like ass slap. Fridays canceled. Like we're done." So. guys were just going up going up and. would just like slap the out of your. ass. And like it was like insane. And. there was this one girl that went to my. school. Love you girl. Her name was. Tessa. And like Tessa got the most ass. slap. The story begins a real middle. school ritual where girls were slapped. on the butt. Yes. It's a [ __ ] thing.

So, it was just it was just girls. The. guys and the guys would sit there and. like this is a court case. Oh my god. Yes. Oh, people are going to court now. that participated in this cuz it's like. bad. Like you're Yeah. No, that's that's. assault. That's assault, right? You. can't just That's 100%. Yeah. This is. this is a court case. Ass slap Friday. Just run up and slap your ass. I did not. get any ass slaps. I was so chopped. Oh, no. So, so now students are coming out and uh. taking it to court. Yeah, they would. also do your boobs too. I remember that.

What? Yeah, this is not normal. Where. where did you grow up? Portage, Indiana. Sounds I mean like No, they [ __ ] would. take place in Ohio. They know what I'm. talking about. It was so bad. It was so. [ __ ] bad. It was scary. It was like a. time to live. Wow. Okay. Yeah, it's. actually I've never heard of that. I got. panced one time in school in the middle. of the whole cafeteria actually. Yeah. Wait, are you serious? Like, did you. have underwear? What did you do about. that?

It was just I think getting pants is. kind of like a good thing to go through. in life. Yeah. You know what I would do. a lot when I was younger? Not even. younger. Like when I was just in high. school, you know how people like egg. houses? Yeah. Okay. I had two different. ways of doing that. So, I had hot. dogging. Okay. I mean, this was really. got really bad and I definitely could. have gotten charged for this. So, it. started off we'd get packs of hot dogs, we'd put them in a bucket and we'd throw. them on people's front yards and it was. like we thought it was so funny. Then. that is pretty funny. Then we decided to. step it up in a really bad way and I do.

not do not [ __ ] do that. Ketchup and. mustard the whole thing and. we would get in the backseat of my. friend's car and we grab the bucket of. hot dogs and we would so bad. We would. throw them at cars and we would throw. the hot dogs at passing cars and it was. so bad and we just thought it was so. funny. Then one time I'm in the back. seat and I'm [ __ ] good at this [ __ ]. I whip it out. That shit's hitting every. time I'm going through that bucket. quick. Right. And then all of a sudden. we're driving and this car is going by. going like 50. I whip the weenie out.

The weenie lands on the windshield and. shatters it. And the car busts a U-turn. and starts chasing our car. And we are. driving like a 100 miles an hour trying. to get away from this car. They were. like calling the cops. We heard the. sirens later, but like I was throwing. weenies and it got so bad to the point. that my dad banned me from buying hot. dogs because he knew what I was doing. with it. So if he found hot dogs like in. the fridge, he'd get [ __ ] pissed at. me cuz it was a whole thing. And then. people started hot dogging me back. So. then I switched over to traffic cones. So me and my friends would go and steal. traffic cones and leave them on people's. houses. And then one day I get to my.

house and there's I'm not joking 30. traffic cones on my front porch. Really? Yes. It was really scary. It was really. scary. But yeah, I I I would just go hot. dogging. I'd throw them at moving cars. and I [ __ ] don't know. Like what the. [ __ ] am I thinking? Am I that [ __ ]. bored? I mine's way more boring. Like we. You guys ding-dong ditch though, right? Everyone's done that. But I got the cops. called on me one time. Um and I got. separated from my friend. So like we. just did it one time and then the guy. started chasing us like bad. Like he was. like we would like he was waiting at the.

door with his shoes on ready to go. And. as soon as we run, he opened the door. and we were like, we jumped down like a. flight of stairs in the front of his. place and just started running and we. got lost and then the cops started doing. a whole search throughout the whole. neighborhood and we were hiding under. canoes like at by the lake and uh Yeah. And then Yeah, we Yeah. No, that's the. scary [ __ ] when you're like 16 trying to. do some dumb [ __ ] and then they call the. cops. Like I remember once I heard those. sirens, I jumped out of my friend's car. and I was like, I'm running home. Like.

this is so [ __ ] up. Yeah. And it's. just like I who And then when you see. your friend after it's like I love you, brother. No, you you we're never doing. this again. And we run it back that. Friday. No, we literally we would just. be like y'all trying to go weaning. tonight and we'd pick up all of our. friends and hot dogs. We should do that. Weaning. It was my favorite [ __ ] ever. until the shattered windshield happened. And didn't Justin Bieber used to do that. in Calabasas? Did he? Oh, that's why. he's banned. I think he was throwing hot. dogs at car. Yeah, we are the same. It's. so Oh, no. He like tepee or like toilet.

something with a water bucket, too. I. feel like Yeah. Oh, yeah. Have you ever. seen the thing I did this, too? You. throw bologn on cars and it would stick. or that and cheese. Yeah, it I I just. liked throwing food at things, I guess. Oh, did you guys ever play spin the. bottle? No. I like literally had no. [ __ ] motion, Emma. Did you? I played. I played spin the bottle. Yeah. So, I. like that makes me so mad. Like, I. actually I think that's how it happened. My first kiss was like That makes me so. [ __ ] [ __ ] mad. Why? Because I didn't. like get to do that. And well, we would. just all be in like a basement and then.

we'd just like spin something and be. like, "Uhoh." See, like, "Oh, now we. have to kiss." I never got invited to. parties. I was not invited to parties cuz my. cousins, my my second cousins, they were. like the party people. We're like all. good now. But like back in the day, we. weren't really that close, so I would. like never get invited to the parties, and they were the ones throwing the. parties, and they were down the road. from me, and I just never pulled up. See, this wasn't like a party, though. It was more like 300 p.m. on a Thursday. Just suns up, everyone's sober, just.

like bored. Just after school, just I. threw a party in high school and I got. my mom evicted from where we left. It. was really how it was shameful. It was. an apartment complex which wasn't really. smart. And I threw a party and like. everybody like dispersed throughout the. apartment complex and started throwing. things in the pool and then like yeah, 3. days later eviction notice. Sounds like. what happened to me in Nashville when. the cops raided it. That was my one and. only time throwing a party and the cops. raided it. I'm never throwing a party. And then even when literally on Monday.

when y'all came over also mying. neighbors that live and y'all Oh yeah, we stood outside and got annoyed. No, listen. So it's like 10:30 on Memorial. Day and it's 10:30 and I've gotten so. many noise complaints from these one. [ __ ] neighbors that live across from. me and they are soing annoying. They. live right across from me and they've. given me so many noise complaints. So. I'm like, "Jacob, everybody, it's like. six of us and I'm like, "Let's play cut. pong in the backyard, but we need to be.

like really quiet." So we go out there. We aren't even talking. We're not. playing music immediately. All you hear. is the balls going think. And then. literally I get a call from my apartment. complex being like, "You got a noise. complaint." The noise was this. The. noise was this. Yeah. It was busy like. setting up the cups. Yeah. And then. they're like, "Oh, you have a noise. complaint. Are youing like actually go. yourself?" I hate them. I [ __ ] hate. them and they're not going to move. because they have kids and so they're. raising their kids there. I just [ __ ]. hate them. Iing hate them and I can't do. [ __ ] you guys. And they got Saturn.

banned from my apartment complex. I did. hear about that because of a noise. complaint and it was Saturn's fault cuz. we were drunk and really loud that we. were loud that night, but they come out. and they're recording and they're like, "Y'all need to shut the up." And Saturn. looks at them and goes, "I'll [ __ ] your. mom. I'll your wife as his wife's right. there." And then they showed it to the. leasing manager. Okay. So, this. backstory kind of helps to with Yeah. Why? Why they're so mad? But but that. was like they're out to get you now. But. that was 3 months ago and now it's like. grow up. No, for real. We weren't.

allowed. Yeah. One time I threw a cinder. block into the uh neighbor's pool and it. broke the tiles of the pool and I had to. pay to help it get it fixed. You know, one time when I was like six or seven, I. grabbed a cinder block and I threw it. through somebody's window. Really? Yes. Cuz we thought the my neighbor's house. We're just confessing to every I thought. I thought I thought their house was. haunted and so I was like, "We need to. go ghost hunting." So me, my friends, we. grabbed a cinder block and I threw it. through the window and it shattered and. it was really scary. Damn. Sorry. Oh,

cinder blocks. Am I right? I love it. I. love a good break. I love a good brick. A brick bricked up with a cinder block. Bricked up with a cinder block. Wow. A. t-shirt that says I'm bricked and it's. just a brick. Yeah, that's great. I. don't know why I'm just thinking of like. designs today. I'm in my creative era. Oh my god, I told you this. Guess who. called me yesterday? Who did I tell you. this? I think I told you this. Lil Mabu. Oh, no. I gave him my number and he.

hasn't responded. But anyway, wait. Who. called you yesterday? I get a call. I'm. literally about to go film for cancelled. yesterday and my phone starts ringing. and it's I have the Sar County Jail. phone number saved in my phone from when. Evan was in jail when we first started. dating and it calls me and it's like. this is a collect call from Sar County. Jail and their name was like Chase or. something and I hung up immediately. But. Evan's giving my [ __ ] phone number. out to people in the Sar County Jail and. now I'm getting calls. which is definitely breaking the no.

contact order. Yeah, definitely. Cuz. it's like how else would they have my my. phone? That's not Yeah, he's giving my. phone number to people in the [ __ ]. jail in the summer county jail. Answer. I was like, "Hey, no, I heard it and it. was like this is Chase." And it lowkey. sounded like Evan. I hung up so [ __ ]. quick. Oh no. I hung up so [ __ ]. quick. Yo, it could have been It might. have been, but then like 3 minutes later. I get a text from some random number. being like, "Hey, this is Chase. Can you. hop on the phone really quick?" Chase? Who's Chase? The guy who did the podcast. with him. But I'm like, "He only got my.

number." And apparently Chase is in. jail. That's how he does a podcast with. people in jail. He's in jail with him. And so, hold on a second. Chase is in. jail. Yes. And the How else would Chase get my. number if Evan didn't give it to him? Evan gave him my phone number, which is. keeps getting worse. If you're in jail. together, 99.9% sure it was definitely Evan. sitting right next to him as he's. calling you. Yeah. No [ __ ] And it's. just like weird. It's so weird. And it's. like Emma brought this up. this is. happening one month into his 18-month.

sentence. I'm probably going to get so. many more calls. Oh, yeah. But also, if. you I'm sure there's a way to like tell. somebody. Yeah. No, I cuz if it happens. again, then I'll be like, "Okay." Like. I'm I That was the weirdest [ __ ] ever. My heart I like dropped my phone on the. floor when I saw like Sumar County Jail. Like my [ __ ] hit the floor. I was like, "What the fuck?" Yeah. I've gotten calls. like that. Not from anybody in jail. ever, but I'm trying to like empathize. and [ __ ] But um Is that weird though? Have you guys seen, speaking of jail, those people who like sneak phones into.

the jail cells and they'll go live on. Tik Tok? It's so fun, dude. Oh my god. And they're like, like honestly, if we. look it up like jail cell Tik Toks, there's some superstars in there. Yeah. No, they But it's just [ __ ] cuz you're. just thinking like, what did these. people do? I wonder if they're on the. creator fund. Oh my goodness. Yeah. Like. look, they sneak like phones in to the. kitchen. And that's like prison. Yeah. That's not I So there's a difference. between jail and prison. Yeah. Jail's.

like Jail's like Yeah. Well, that's like. prison. That's like 10 plus years. Yeah. There's some guy who like does dances in. like the main area. Prison. Yeah. So. prison you can't have a phone. Jail you. can. No. I don't know how the [ __ ]. Yeah. You're not allowed to. How they. Yeah. They contraband. Yeah. They Oh, yeah. This is the guy. This is the guy. He goes viral. That's good quality. That's like an iPhone. Like he does this dance. What did he do? I wonder what he did. Yeah, I wonder what he did. See, that's.

the thing. He's got moves, though. If I. ever got arrested, I feel like it would. be. for if I got it would be for like. I feel like I feel like it would be for. like public indecency. Like I would just. like strip naked and start running or. something. I think I for me I'd get like. uh pulled over and I'd have like open. alcohol. That's What do you mean? Like. not I wouldn't be the one driving. Oh, like in the backseat. Yeah. Like like. some dumb [ __ ] where it's like, "Oh, you're supposed to keep that in the.

trunk." Yeah. I don't know. Like or just. like getting caught smoking weed or like. traveling with weed traveling with weed. I'd get busted for like my like a fake. ID probably. And I have and I have and I. have. There was one time when I was in. Nashville. This was so scary. I was. trying to get into honky tonk and I had. this is that this [ __ ] bar? Honky. tonk. That doesn't even sound. I had. this like busted ass [ __ ] ID and it. was peeling. It didn't scan. It wasn't. even me. It was like so bad. And I. thought I was giving it to the bouncer. and I was like looking down and I.

realized I'm giving it to a [ __ ]. police officer and it's a complete fake. He looks at it. Thank god he was like. deep in a conversation. He just let me. in. But I was like, "Oh my god, if he. like sat there and like I would have. been in handcuffs like cuz that's a. felony which I think is so dumb." Or I. think I would get in a fight and I would. be the one who starts it. Wait, say who. you were trying to fight. Say who you. were trying to fight at Barney. Who did. we see? saw the bar and I'm not joking, Richie. Richie, I was tweeting and I. literally go I just started going up to. people and go, "So, so what would happen.

if I just went and punched him in the. face?" We're like holding Jacob down. I. literally was like, "I'm going to do. it." I was It's He's not as scary as. you'd think. He wears a mask, so it's. not like a the shining mask or what's. You get a picture? No, but you know, like at a masquerade, he would It's like. a It's just a eye mask. Yeah. And he was. just chilling there. He was standing. Wow. I I could have gotten a clean shot. You should have made a TikTok with him. Damn. But yeah. No, Jacob was like.

trying to like fight him. Like we're. like Jacob. Everyone everyone talked me. out of it, but I was like, wait, I could. just go up and punch this person. Dude, if you were there alone, it Yeah, you. would have I would have you would have. if you was there alone. I say it like, "Oh, hold me back." No, I was actually. ready. All my friends were like, everybody was like, "Please, bro, it's. not worth it. Let's just enjoy our. night." And I was like, "No, no, no.". Jacob, it's not cool, though. Jacob. leans and he looks at me. He's like, "So, Caleb, what would happen if I just. punched him in the face?" And I was. like, "You're not doing that." I was.

like, "We caught him." And then he just. vanished. Yeah. That's what he does. He. went to the corner. He put We looked. back like 10, 15 minutes later. Gone. Gone. That's what he does. He was. probably like He was probably putting. his cape on standing. Yeah. But that was. like seeing like I don't know like that. was like seeing Bigfoot or something. That's what I'm saying. He's a mystical. creature that lurks in the corners of. Barney. He just spawns in Barney and. then spawns out every night. He's Yeah, I've seen him parties. He has to like. live around the corner cuz he's. literally there every single night like.

and he wears a mask and he's I've seen. him wear like dog masks and that's what. he scares me or like a full crystal. mask. Like he has a lot of different. masks. That's weird. He scares me. He. has one. I thought he was a part of the. Illuminati because we could get him on. the podcast and like make his voice. deeper and like do an anonymous. interview with and we ask like why he. does what he does. Yeah. Wait, so yeah. What does he do though? Does he think. he's saving people? He has to. Have you. guys Sorry, I don't want to. No. Have. you guys seen the Los Angeles superhero?

You guys are really reminding me of. this. I might have to pull something up. I need to see this. What if it is him? The Los Angeles. Oh, imagine. Oh my god. Wait, the LA superhero. Wait, what? Yeah, his name's a meme. It's like like. rock hard or something like me. I keep. seeing this guy on my reels. That. literally looks like the Barney's man. Is this him? The night that he beat. Saturn's ass on his dead ass. They got. him on a podcast. Wait, what does he do? He's just like actually like does he do. anything or does he just look like Does.

he just stand there? Mr. Rockar? Yeah, I. think he just kind of hangs out around. the city. Oh, so is he like So he's never shown. off his superpowers. Yeah, I know. He's. saying Oh, he's got a taser in that one. I am Los Angeles one and only. We should. get like a rival. His rival is the. Barney Bandit and they Can we build that. up? Boxing match between them. We should. organize our own boxing. I want to. fight. I want to fight. Oh, I Who would. you Who would you call out? Two people.

Does it start with One of them starts. with a A. Yeah, but she'd probably beat. my ass. And what? And who else? I don't. think so. I think she'd beat my ass. And. then the other one would be Oh, I don't. want to fight him. I was. Jane. Jane. I But I wouldn't I wouldn't. I wouldn't I don't want to get That was. kind of mean. I'm sorry. That's dragging. it. That was too much. I That was too. much. No, that was too much. Can I be. the comment section? Say something. No. Can I You're dragging it. You want to. know piss you're dragging it. You're.

dragging it with Tana last night. It was. just a audio Tik Tok. The comments are. she's dragging it. I didn't even say. anything. You know what? Just for fun, I'm gonna spam James' comments with bots. today. I'm going to spend $100 and see. how many comments about that yesterday. and she's like, "There's no [ __ ]. way." And I was like, "Yeah, we saw like. somebody sent us the website and. everything." I'm ready. I Dude, can we. look it up? I think it's called uh. panels. That's the platform I think he's. using. Panels uh bot comment. Let's see. Can we just stop these comments on air?

How do I stop these bot comments? Bot. panel. Please keep that in. I burped and. looked directly at the camera. Please. keep that in, guys. That was really. good. Yeah. But yeah, if we wanted to, we'll get some bot comments. That's the. thing. My friend one time we were live. and just to show me that he could do it, he just botted a,000 viewers into my. live immediately off Reddit or. something. It was off some weird [ __ ]. and he was like, "Look, I could send. 1,000 viewers anywhere." I was like, "Damn." So, is most of the [ __ ] we see.

on the internet fake? I know. Oh my god, Emma told me about this. This is so. insane. Have you seen the new AI like. Google V3? Oh, yeah. Okay, so with that, which is so [ __ ] crazy. Suddenly, like you know the whole Jeffrey Epstein, like the cameras weren't working. Now. all of a sudden there's proof of. himself in like it's obviously AI. It's. like a deep fake. Wait, whoa, whoa. This. is huge news. They're saying they have. proof that Jeffrey Epstein a video of it.

once this AI [ __ ] comes out. That's so. fake. Footage will release soon. It'sing. AI. We haven't had it in the past 20s. something years. And now once we have. That's [ __ ] That's I promise you. Yeah, there's no I promise you he did. not kill himself. And I promise you. there's no footage of it suddenly as. soon as AI is getting and that's what's. scary is like is this this is literally. going to become such a thing to where. it's like oh no there's proof of this. and it's AI but that's the thing videos. won't be able to be evidence anymore. court like I think no like there won't.

no this the the future with this [ __ ] is. so scary because there's going to be a. day where. nothing you can't prove anything no cuz. I I could literally look at I could. shoot myself in the leg and then make an. AI video of like you shooting and bring. it to court. No, I proof and you won't. be able to dictate. And also what's. scary is if we have AI this good, think. about what the government has. Think. about what like like there's no [ __ ]. way. And this is proof that they're. already trying to like flip the script.

There is no if there was video footage. of Jeffrey Epstein doing anything, it. would have been released immediately. Mhm. That makes it actually pisses me. off. And people are going to be so. gullible. Like AI is so scary. Like we. should stop it now. Like now it's. literally So you're telling me are you 6. years later suddenly we found it? 6. years. I think it might be because of. all like the Diddy stuff happening right. now. It's bringing a lot of attention to. this and it's like wait why didn't that.

get released? If if all of Diddy shit's. coming out, why is the Epstein [ __ ] not. out? Cuz apparently the cameras weren't. working but then like you're telling me. suddenly they I'm just saying like Yeah. No, that makes no sense. For those that. are younger watching this, if you don't. know who Jeffrey Epstein is, he's he's a. monster. Like I don't even know how to. [ __ ] Basically had an island and he was. running he wasing children and he had an. island where they would go and a lot of. famous celebrities and influential. politicians and and highlevel people.

like kings and queens were going to this. island. Um I think Stephven Hawking was. even there. Emma just found out that Stephen Hawking. died today. I cried. No, that was like. major news. I was saying that was almost. like a decade ago about it. I didn't. know that. Yeah. It's just weird. Why. were these people flying on Jeffrey. Epstein's plane when they all are. billionaires and they have their own. planes, right? It's what was going on on. there, you know? Like, wait, why did why. was Billy at the island? That's a good.

question. Richie, can we find out if. Diddy ever went to the island? He had. to. I was just looking it up. I don't. think his name's on the celebrity list, but I do have This is the name. I got. the full run down here. I thought that. said James Charles. I was like, "No.". Wow. Bill, David Copperfield, Leonardo. DiCaprio, Cameron Diaz. Wait, isn't. Cameron Diaz like young. or younger? Stephen Hawking. Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson. George Lucas.

This is I thought that said Josh. Richards. It says it said Jason. Richards. I was like, "What? Donald Trump." Not surprised. Oh, Bruce Will. No. And that's what like I. feel like there's more names that. haven't been Isn't it weird though? Like. how like literally we've seen it time. and time again. Even with influencers, they have everything, but they still do. [ __ ] up [ __ ] like this. Like I'm. telling you, if I if I had billions and. billions of dollars, nothing would make. me want to go out here and like traffic.

people. Like what the [ __ ] Like what. are you doing? Yeah. Most people would. agree with that. I think. hot take here guys. If I take like if I. had billions I probably wouldn't start. doing that. All right. Like go to Aziza. go to Bora. No, but it is true. I think. people crave. power. And also I think the whole thing. was like he had he secretly had cameras. all over his place. So he was recording. everything that happened. Diddy did the.

same thing I think with like the hidden. cameras. It's all power for blackmail. Like it's so that if you do anything at. Jeffrey's house or at Diddy's house, he's gonna basically be like, "Hey, do. this." And when you say, "No, I'm not. doing that." Oh, I'm Oh, cool. Look at. this video. Yeah. I'm going to send this. to your wife. I'm going to send this to. like Yeah. It's over. Like you do. whatever. That's what Diddy did. apparently. Yeah. And that's how these. people had so much power. They were able. to like get laws passed. They were able. to literally influence the world at the.

biggest scale because they had blackmail. on the most powerful people in the. world. And it's not even like it's like. the most insane blackmail, too. Like of. you literally like killing someone or. with kids. Yeah, literally. Like little. kids like Yeah. That it goes so deep. What's going on with Diddy now? Yeah. They're at trial. There's this one um. influencer who's also like really big in. the like legal system and she's been. giving updates. I can't remember her. name and it's like crazy. She's like, "Apparently photographers aren't allowed. in." Like, it's crazy. Did you guys see. that? Like, did Diddy blew up somebody's.

car? Kid Cuddies. Kid, he ran into his. house and opened all his Christmas. presents, I guess. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Tell Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, like literally put a. bomb. Yeah, he put a car bomb. He. literally like blew up Kid Cuy's car. like randomly. Like, cuz he was jealous. cuz Kid Cuddy was dating Cassidy, the. girl who Diddy dated, and he was so. pissed. When was this? He found out. about it and blew like actually put a. bomb in his car and then went in and. opened all his Christmas presents for. they were like for his kids probably and. like just went in himself and just.

opened everything and the left like he's. just a piece of [ __ ] like wait are you. actually [ __ ] serious when when when. was this? Kid Cuddy just testified in. court saying that that happened. What. the [ __ ] Wait, what the [ __ ] No. Yeah, that isn't that insane? Think about if. he's done this and this is coming out. how crazy it went. Dude's definitely. gotten people killed. Oh, I mean I don't. know 100% but I was that could have. killed somebody though and Justin Bieber. was like spending like which is so 13. which is so sad. Have you guys seen the.

vid the videos of Justin with Diddy? Mm-. Is it sad? That's so sad. It's really. That breaks my heart. That's the thing. [ __ ] these [ __ ] people who get into. these positions and just like what the. what? Why are you blowing up kid Cuy's. car? What was Diddy even famous for? Like what is he like Yeah. What is. music? music. He He made music. No. Oh, he was like like he was a big music guy. Yeah, he he's like very connected to a. bunch of Oh, he did own uh what was it. called? S Rock. Yeah. Yeah, he owned Sac.

maybe or Yeah, he produced some huge. songs. That is so freaky. I hate him. So. did Benny Blanco and he's not sitting. here doing literally literally Benny. Blanco's probably produced like he's. probably just as big if not bigger. Oh, 100%. He cuz I honestly I barely know. any of these and Benny Blanco he was. like literally he made 2016 and like the. 2010s and the 2000s he made it. He every. big pop song Benny Blanco. Yes. Every.

single [ __ ] one. That actually sick. I could be so wrong about this like and. literally could cut this. Are the white. parties that still go on that is that. not the same thing? That's Michael. Rubin. I think Diddy did those too. I. think he also he was part of them, right? He was part of them. I I think. that's separate from the freak off. stuff. That's more like all like. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure the white. party. Yeah, that's just like a a high. class like high status party. Yeah,

that's what they were saying about the. Diddy party. Yeah, that's the thing. No, no, I'm not joking. Like there is some. [ __ ] that might go on at the white. parties. Oh my god. Like people have. like talked about it. I think if we look. like I mean No, no, no. Oh, no. That's. Yeah. No, [ __ ] went crazy at the white. parties. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, it's very funny. Have you seen the movie. Don't Blink? Yes. That's literally what. this [ __ ] reminds me of. Yeah. Like you. just showed me that and I like actually. that movie I actually changed me. Don't.

Blink. Is that the one where they go to. like the island and they dress up? No, it's actually the Zoe. That was Zoe. Kravitz movie and they did it based off. of like what's happening in the world. and they basically like basically it's. like they fly these girls out on a. private jet to this island and they. can't remember what's going on and they. keep living and he's Oh yeah. Yes, I. have seen that. Yeah. And they literally. based this off of [ __ ] that has happened. 100%. Which is insane. I think that was. supposed to be like an example of like.

Jeffrey Epstein. Yes. Yes. They based. this off of that [ __ ] I did see that. That was like the most insane movie I've. ever seen in my life. It is crazy how. like dark [ __ ] is like. Yeah. I think a. lot of terrible things happen in the. world that go, you know, the scary thing. is like I believe that there's probably. eight more people just as powerful as. Jeffrey Epstein doing the exact same. thing and just hasn't been. Have you. ever been invited to like a weird party. or like seen anything weird? I feel like. I haven't. No, I I've never been invited. to like a [ __ ] diddy party or.

anything, but but like I've definitely. I've seen weird [ __ ] at parties. Yeah, the Halloween party, like the the. coaster party. Oh, yeah. There was one. time there was this like old guy that. came up to me and Emma and he gave us a. coaster and I was like, "What the fuck?". And we look at it and it was like an. address to like this mansion and it was. like goes on from like 3:00 a.m. to. sunrise. See, I've never I've never been. to like I when I say I've seen crazy. [ __ ] I've seen people like making out. and maybe like maybe I've seen like. people doing crazy drugs and [ __ ] like.

not like uh Yeah. That's why I thought. think I would do that. I also don't go. to parties like you know that. Yeah. I'm. not like I've never I've probably gone. to in my whole life 20 parties. That's. insane. My party full says 85 parties. and I got last year but I just I get on. the list for [ __ ] Don't pull up. Yeah. I just like to have the option, you. know, feel wanted a little bit. Um Yeah. It's like Yeah. I've been invited to. weird [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. I've heard about. weird [ __ ] you know. Um, like I've.

definitely heard people tell me stories, but it it I just I'm not even going to. parties in general, so I don't I've. never like actually experienced anything. that was like, "Oh my god." Yeah. No, wait. I I I could leave this and I got. invited to a party where it was like it. was a. pretty famous person and they would have. a bunch of girls come over and they. would just like take turns and like I. got invited and I was like, "Oh yeah, like I'd love to go like party." And. they're like, "Yeah, but like you're. going to have to [ __ ] him. Like you. could go after me." And I was like, "No,

what? You could go after me? What is. like no?" Like, "Yeah, they all take. turns." And I was like, "I'm soing. good." I was like, "I'm so clean off. that." It was like the weirdest [ __ ]. ever. And that was like when we first. moved here. That was like first two. months. I was like, "Okay.". I was like, "Oh, that sounds so fun." I. feel like that people's whole life up. Like one of those nights. Also, there's. like weird [ __ ] Like, did you see at. that one party, and this is like public. information, they were giving out like. Ozmpic as like party appetizers. Like. that's so LA. That's so LA. Like, what. the [ __ ] do you mean? LA's weird. People.

also have red carpets for their. birthdays. So, wait, what? People have a. birthday party and there's red carpets, paparazzi. It's like an event. No, I'm. not joking. LA is like the most. unserious place ever. Last year, I got. invited to a daylight savings party. A. party because it was to find a reason to. party. Honestly, I swear to God, it was. the most insane [ __ ] And we were going. out like every other day. So, it's like. first Thursday of the month, daylight. savings party. second Saturday and it's. like put the Party Full down. Put the.

Party Fall app down literally. Um, yeah. Well, have you seen Alex? Who is this? Why crash the car at a frat party? Who's Alex Dory? I'm pretty sure it's. like Jack Dod's like. brother. He My whole for you page is. like him crashing a truck into a ditch. No, it's spelled differently than Jack. Oh, I don't know who that is then. I. thought like crashes his truck at a. party. Yeah, I thought it was like Jack.

Dory. I don't know why this shit's been. on my for you page. I'm so confused. He. like total his car into a [ __ ] into a. ditch. Like I don't know why. Like I literally. don't know why. I don't know. I thought. just chilling. Oh my god. Jack's new. girl left him though. Did she? Yeah. Thank god. Thank god babe. This is. insane that I was able to do this. episode. Last night I was in a very you. called me. Like I actually thought, wait, can I say the address thing? Jacob.

text me like Jacob text me. So he. facetimes me. He's off his rocker and. I'm just like, I'll see you tomorrow. He's like, I don't think I can make it. And I was like, you have to make it, Jacob, cuz I leave for Hawaii tomorrow. We can't film. And he's like, okay. He. texts me and he's like, what's the. address? So I sent him the address. I. started panicking. I was like, where's. the address? The address. And so I sent. him the address. He's like, no, the real. address. Like, yo, that is the real. address. What are you talking about? He's like, I need the address. And I was. like, I'm like, no, no, no, the real. one. I need the real address. Yeah, this. morning I just looked it up and it. popped right up. I was like, "Okay, I'll.

I'll take it. I'll take it." But no, it. was I thought I got like I'm not going. to lie, last night I thought I got like. like laced with some I've never like it. was it was insane. Like I've gotten. drunk before that. It was almost like. out of nowhere. It was like so [ __ ]. up. Like head pounding, everything. spinning. And I was like, "Fuck." I was. about to call all my friends and be. like, "Did you guys lace me? What you. put?" And then I was like, "No, I'm just. drunk. Maybe got food poisoning or some.

shit." But I My life from one time I got. roofed when I first moved here. Literally saved me. That is the craziest. story. So basically, we went to this one. bar opening party at Santa Monica. Ended. up being just like a bunch of old. people. And I was like, "Oh, this is so. lame." Whatever. So me and Emma have. like literally a glass of wine. And we. end up meeting this one guy who was like. from Italy or something. He didn't speak. very good English, but we're like, "Oh, let's all hang out." He seemed really. sweet. And so we're talking to him and. we're drinking our wine. And me and Emma. are like, "We're going to go to the. bathroom." And we made the mistake of.

leaving our drinks on the counter. Okay. It was either that like we either had. left our drinks or I don't remember if. like we went to the bathroom and came. back and he was like, "Oh, I got you. shot." It was something like that. Whatever it was, I did not drink my. entire drink and I didn't take the. entire shot. whatever it was, but Emma. like downed it. Okay. And so we end up. walking on the beach and then all of a. sudden Emma collapses and I'm freaking. the out and you know like that long like. like bridge when you're like going from. the beach like Santa. Yeah. So on that. she collapses. So I'm dragging her limp. body up this thing. I'm freaking the.

[ __ ] out. And the guy's there being. like, "Oh no, oh no." And this other guy. comes up and he's like, "I'm going to. get my car. Like let's get her in the. car." Whatever. And I was like, "No, I'm. just going to Uber. I'm just going to. Uber. I'm just going to Uber. I'm just. going to Uber." And the one French guy. is sitting here being like, "No, you're. going to get in my car. Like, you're. coming with me. Like, I'll take care of. her." And I'm like, "I'm calling a. [ __ ] Uber. Like, I'm scared." So, I. call the Uber. I get Emma in. At this. point, she's not as limp, but I was I. was actually scared. So, I I get in the. Uber. I get in the back seat, and I'm. just so locked in on what's going on. with Emma that I do not realize anything.

else going on. It's a 30 minute car ride. back home. I'm just focused on Emma. I'm. freaking out. And we get to my house and. I open the car door and I grab Emma and. all of a sudden I see the French guy get. out of the front seat of theing Uber. He. got in the Uber and I had no idea he was. in the front seat of the Uber. So he. gets out and I'm like bro you have to. likeing go. Like where did you meet him? At the bar. He's the one that roofed. Emma. We find out. So I'm like you have. to go. You have to go. And he's like I'm. not going. I'm not going. So I'm like.

what the So I just grab Emma and I bring. her into the bathroom and I'm just like. so worried. I start the shower and I am. stripping her of her clothes to put her. in the shower. And then all of a sudden. her bathroom door opens and he's like, "Let me help." And so I get up and I'm. like, "Get the out of my house. I don't. know who you are. I don't know why. you're here. I don't know what." He's. like, "No, let me sleep in your room. Let me sleep on your bed." I'm like, "Get the out. Who are you?" So I'm like. sitting there screaming and I like grab. scissors and I'm like, "Get the out.". And I'm like I I was He's like, "No, I.

need to help you." So, I end up like. shoving him out and I lock my door and I. would you I would have called the police. immediately. Yes. I lock the door and. I'm like, "What the just happened?" I go. back into the bathroom to check on Emma. He's knocking on the windows. He's. knocking on the windows. Let me in. Let. me in. Let me in. Let me in. And I'm. like, "What the fuck?" He closed the. door on him and he went around the start. of the He's knocking on the windows and. I'm like, "What the is going on?" So, I'm like, "Go." And he's like, "I left. my phone. My phone's dead. I can't call. an Uber." And I'm like, "Dude, what. the?" So, I'm like, "Okay, fine." I grab. his phone, plug it in. He's sitting in.

my kitchen at this point. I'm like, "What the [ __ ] going on?" Mind you, we. moved to LA a week prior to this. Like, and I've had my fair share of blackouts. Like, I know like, and I've also been. Ruffy, like before that, like when it's. I was like fully unconscious. Like, li. no recollection of anything from like. leaving that bar. Yeah. And so then he's. just like, "No, let me stay the night. Like, I want to stay with you." And I'm. like, "You're so like, "Get out." And. he's like, "I want to help." He just. won't stop saying that. And so then he's. like, "I don't have enough money for an. Uber. Like, I need to stay." I look at. him and I'm like, "Give me youring.

address right now, dude. Get the [ __ ]. out of here." I go, "Give me your. address. I'm buying you an Uber home.". He goes, "I don't know it." And I'm. like, "What the [ __ ] do you mean?" So, I. started screaming, "Just give me your. [ __ ] address." I put like some random. [ __ ] losing the address. Literally, what's the real address? I Yeah. I. called the Uber and then he left and it. was the scariest thing of my life. Like, find turns out like he's the one that. roofed Emma and he he had probably a. criminal record. Yeah. and he like snuck. in the Uber and I I will never forget. like literally getting out of the Uber. and seeing him and I was like what the. [ __ ] do I do? But I was so like I need. to make sure Emma's okay cuz at this.

point she was so roofied. I thought she. might have like done something bad. It. was horrible. That was like a scars on. my knees. I broke my pinky. You guys are. lucky you had each other and then you. guys happened to both of you. That's. what I'm saying. Thank god I did not. drink the rest of my drink. Which is so. That is so scary cuz if I had also. drunken that [ __ ] he would have just. grabbed us up and like No, no, no. That's That's insane. But something was. telling me I'm not going to finish my. drink. Was he an older guy? He was like. 25. Okay. And he he was not like scary.

looking, but he like barely spoke. English. He had a cute little French. accent and we were like chilling. But. you're fully, you know, he put something. 100%. 100%. Not that it's like my fault at. all, but like usually and now especially. like I'm so hyper aware of like things. like that, like leaving my drink or like. not letting somebody buy me a drink and. if they are watching like them get me. the drink. I was just so like locked out. that night. Like I genuinely didn't even. think about it and I just drank the. entire thing. And yeah, he was just so.

pushy on like staying the night and get. in my car and this and that. What the. [ __ ] Yeah. And like walked into the. bathroom as like I'm stripping him out. I was That's when I crashed the out. I'm. like you are so weird. Get out. It was the weirdest thing I've ever. experienced in my life. And he's and. that's why I hate going out at Santa. Monica. It's like freaks. Santa Monica. bars. Be so [ __ ] careful. I don't. think I've ever been out in Santa. Monica. Have you, Richie? It's not. It's. like roofy. It's roofy. Glad that like. it went as possible at least. Like that.

could have been really bad. No, really. bad. Wow. Um Yeah. So that was my little. that was my roofy story. Yeah. Yeah, I. try not to leave my drinks, but last. night I did leave my drinks sitting for. a long time. Went to the bathroom, did a. bunch of things. Anyone could have I. don't none of my friends would ever do. that, but anyone at the bowling like if. they don't [ __ ] with me, I'm walking in. with a pink hat being all ignorant. People might be like, I'm going to teach. this dude. I swear I feel like I. definitely like it was not just alcohol.

100%. cuz I was like laying in bed and. like I was like this feels so different. from it felt like I was on like I don't. know a mix of shrooms and a bunch of. different [ __ ] You there's a really. high chance especially if you like. really feel like [ __ ] today. Oh yeah. Yeah. No, I feel it. That's scary. I. haven't been roofied in a while. What? I You haven't been roofied in a. while? Yeah, I got roofied. It was. really bad. I got roofied in London and. it was the scariest moment of my life. Uh like Oh my god. Like that [ __ ] runs.

deep. I saw that on another story or on. another episode cuz it's like actually. like I woke up in a gas station and like. these random men ended up calling my. dad. It was like really scary. It was. really scary. It was like actually like. oh my god it was so bad where I was not. present for the It was some random guy. [ __ ] that guy. He left me. Yeah, it was. so bad. It was so bad. But yeah, I that. was like my last time being I think. And. then once I got roofed off of Molly and. I was like running down the street. I. took my shirt off and I just Is this. girl like Florida? I'm running like tits.

out down the street being like I love. life. We're in Florida. Classic Florida. Classic Florida. That is like tweaker. Florida. Yeah, I was tweaking out like. I'm literally running down the street. like on like Kayla, you need to come. back and see. And I'm just like I'm like. taking my clothes off like. goodness gracious. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, it. was good though. Wow. Oh, Emma's dog. tried to kill me. No. No. Yeah, that was. bad. That's why like it. Okay, guys. I. got battle scars and [ __ ] You know what. I'm saying? That was so [ __ ].

annoying. It was really bad. No, it. wasn't bad at all. Emma's dog's very. sweet, but he's just a very small dog. But sometimes I feel like they when I. walked in with like the I was wearing. the fur hat. He might It might have. scared him. But that made me mad cuz. it's like he had no reason to do that to. you. Just started yapping. I was like, "Oh, hey little buddy." Oh. And then you. gave him a treat and he's still trying. to kill you. Yeah. He's the type of dog. where you give him a treat and he's. like, "Now what?" Yeah. Literally, I was. just like, "All right, bro." Little with. a lot of energy. Yeah, just like me. What's his name? Leo. Leo. Shout out to.

Leo. We're dropping him off today, actually, at Brennan's friend's house. That's a number. That's why I can't have. a dog. I like Oh my god. Finding. somebody to watch my dog. I'd crash out. Pain actually. And like the girl that um. used to watch my dog just moved. So I. have a cat sitter and a dog sitter. probably. They probably would do it. and. a dog sitter. Probably when you guys. tried to convince me to go to Hawaii. Wait, can I show you something? Can you. look up on Tik Tok Whezzy the dog? I've. been It's my whole for you page. I'm.

like actually obsessed. It makes me want. a dog so bad. Look at his face. Is it a. bulldog? No, but like look where Oh. god, that was a jump scare. Weezy the. dog. That was a jump scare. Oh my god, this dog. His face is lopsided and I. [ __ ] love him. I love him so much. I've been binging their [ __ ] videos. So it's a pit bull. Yeah. And he's like. lopsided. He's so cute. I know. And his. face. Look at him. He seems like the. sweetest. Are his eyes wider than me? Yeah. Yeah. And he lives in LA. He lives.

in Chinatown or Korea Town. He lives in. Korea Town. And I want to [ __ ] bring. him on the I want his dog. Like, can we. Yo, we could actually He could just be. chilling for an episode. I'm sure that. your dog just like I need to meet this. [ __ ] dog. We got to collab with I. need it. Like, I've never been so like. obsessed with an animal in my life. Like, look at him. The dog that. skateboards. He like he goes in circles. and skateboards. I want to meet that. dog. I feel like we're the the one show. we rate dogs. People get their animals. to do such cool things. We do that. The skateboarding dog. He like wants to.

skateboard. Like I cannot I cannot stop. looking at it. I think he like learned. that on his own. Like I'm going to cry. Yeah. Very cute dog. Like no. Imagine. that being your dog. I would literally. like I would literally. t viral on Tik Tok. This dude who runs. the page is now viral. Yeah. Was he. viral before or no? See, I might Oh my. god, he has his tongue out. Oh, and he's just like a rescue. And I don't. know. It just seems like it's like.

actually my favorite thing in the. [ __ ] world. Like I if that was my. dog, I taxiderermy. Wait, what? Like I. would that would be like I I'm not I'm. not doing ashes. I'm taxidererming after. the dog's life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But of. course a long prosperous after a long. prosperous life. Yeah. Yeah, that's. taxiderermyine. Okay. What the [ __ ] You. were like, "Yeah, I'm going to get him. taxiderermy." Would you ever do that? No. No, I wouldn't. No. I think when. things are like, in my opinion, I'm just. like, you know, when it when the time. comes, I'll like, do they taxiderermy.

humans? No. They have taxiderermy a human. Really? Look it up. Look it up. What do. you mean? That is going to be freaky to. look at. Mummies? Aren't mummies like. taxiderermies? Kind of. Yeah. You know. what I want? And I'm going to save up. all my money forever so I could have. this. I want to be frozen so I could be. brought back to life cuz I want to live. forever. I want to be frozen. Like I'm I. I I don't want to be I want to be. frozen. Like it cost like 400k. I'm. doing it. Like that's not even crazy. No, I'm doing it. Yeah. I think they. preserve they literally have places.

where you could just be preserved. Yeah. And then they'll bring you back in a few. hundred years. I'm doing it. I might do. it. I'm doing it. The only thing is. Yeah. It's just like I feel like when. somebody dies. like I don't know. It's like you like. the thing that makes us who we are is. almost like the energy we have inside, right? Our soul. And I feel like you. could like I don't know when somebody. passes away, I feel like the the part of. them that's like that makes them them. starts to leave and then if they're not.

it's like it's kind of like they're not. the same in a way, you know, like Yeah. Yeah. So, I don't know how like a. taxiderermy or even with animals or. anything. It's like like I don't know. like I've seen like we had to put my cat. down recently and it's like when not one. of mine in LA by the way, but in. Virginia and like you could just see. like one moment they're there and you. could just tell like it's almost like. you feel them like leave. They're not. the same thing. It's sad but it's like.

but it's like I don't know how to. explain it but it's a weird thing. Watch. my grandma die in the same thing. Like. literally like it's like you could tell. like the energy literally. So then if. you got frozen like I wonder how the. energy would like come back like if it's. just like that's the thing like like. it's like a good bus nut. All right, let's let's Yo, let's pretend we just. got unfrozen. Okay. Okay. All right. Little little improv. All right. Ready? I'm not up yet. I'm not up yet. I'm not. up yet. I was too excited. Hold on. All. right. Count me down or you go.

first. Ready? Okay. You're slow. I'll be like this. I'll be like this. I'll be like this. Where's this in? I need to bust the nut. Where the. twisted te's at? Barney. Barney. Barney. Y. literally. Barney. Barney. Barney.

That's like coming out of a coma though, right? Like it's the same thing. I want. to interview somebody in a coma so bad. Like what the [ __ ] You want in a coma? Like out of one. Pump the brakes. Like. what was it like? Like was it like you. just close your eyes? Also, what's crazy. to me is people who are blind say that. like you know how you picture yourself. being blind and it's like oh you would. just see like black. They say it's not. even like black. It's just nothing. Like. they say imagine trying to see through. your finger. There's just nothing. That. isn't that the weirdest thing ever? They. say it's like trying to see through your.

finger. It's just nothing. What? What? That's how they describe. Yeah, I some somebody who's blind. described it. It's not like everything. just goes black because they don't even. have a reference for what that would be. Nothing like it like try to see through. They dream. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Can they see. their dreams? Can blind people see their. dreams? Wow. That's a crazy They have to have. like an imagination, right? Oh, yeah. Some people lose their Okay. So, I could. imagine that if you were born with. vision and then you lost it, then of.

course you have a reference of like. things, but if your whole life Yeah. dreams tend to be less visual and more. on other senses like hearing, touch, taste, and smell. That's insane. Wow. Yeah. That's so insane. Cuz when you're. blind, don't your other like senses like. get heightened? Definitely. Definitely. Like. what? Like I'm doing it. What do you. mean? It's like trying to see through my. finger. Guess what? It's like I've heard.

through your big toe. Yeah. Wait, what? I don't know. I feel like that's like. invisibility though. That's not like. What do you mean? Like you're out there, but the walls are still there. But like. like that they don't see black. Like. it's just nothing. And it's like I don't. know. Is the crazy I think of it at. least once a week. Whoever made that. video and talked about it. I imagine. it's like if you like close your eyes. and you look up at the light. No, but. that's not they don't see like it's. nothing. It's literally nothing. It's. not black. It's not white. It's nothing. Like, that's so crazy, right? Like, that's what I look like without my. contacts. I'm I'm legally blind. I'm I'm.

a negative like 67 or something like. that. 67. 67. Wow. Well, sorry. I Can we keep. that? That was like so interesting. I. love interesting things like that. We. should have a um a conspiracy episode. That should be the next one. Conspiraspies. Yeah, we have our own. like notes about it. Why don't we bring. them in? Yeah, Shane Dawson. Oh, what's. bring a couple cats. The cat conspiracy. I'm think my cats will stay at home if.

Shane Dawson. pulls up here. Oh my god. I won't let I. don't think he did it. I don't know. Honestly, I used to love Shane Dawson. and then like I heard that he like peed. on somebody and. Yeah. Oh, wait. Yeah. Isn't that what. done? What happened with the guy? I. thought he I heard some heard [ __ ] his. cat. I know about the cat. I don't know. about anything else. He was having his. own freak offs. You know, he [ __ ] a. cat. What? He was having his freak offs.

with Kitty instead of Diddy. Oh my god, that is such Yo, that was the. best thing that has happened. I go, he. was having his freak offs with Kitty. instead of Diddy and then and then she. just burps immediately. Keep that in. Keep that in. That was good. Yeah. So, uh, H3H3 podcast mentioned you and I. and, uh, they talk about the James. situation. That's so scary. They were. super supportive, by the way. They're. team K. Can't stop burping. My stomach's. been growling. You know, it's a whole.

thing. You know, we're just living. Oh. my god. That's us. You can't say that. Like it James didn't know. James didn't. know, right? Oh, right. And this was a. few days. This was 3 days after she. posted her He Doesn't Love You. James. alleges, we will get to it, but he. alleges that Evan manipulated him into. thinking that it Kayla was the problem. And then when her video came out, he. obviously believes her is what he says. However, there is a text that we'll get. to where she tells him after they broke.

up that he was abusing her. So Kayla in an interview after her he. does not love you series came out she. says that when she was at Coachella a. close friend of hers [ __ ] her over in. way she couldn't have ever expected and. that's where and she found out at. Coachella. not at Coachella I know I can't get into. too much right now but I found out um at. Coachella literally last weekend uh that. a close friend of mine had basically.

really [ __ ] me over in ways I could. have never expected. And I got sent. proof and receipts and um that person. admitted it to me that they had done it. Oh my god, I feel like he's staring into. my soul. I'm scared. And I I don't want. to make I The thing is is I don't want. to talk about it because right now for. at least cuz I'm still healing. Court's. coming. You're dealing with a lot a lot. Like literally. everybody who's this child that's why. this child is Why does this child have a.

microphone? Do you remember that? Yeah. Yeah. I I recognize them foodie boys. They've blown the children can podcast. now. Okay. That's not He's That is true. I don't see I would like to see that the. Foodie Boys tackle like a domestic. abuse. I've never heard of that. Let's. see how they Yeah, I don't know anything. about that. That's actually the funniest. thing. What? He still looks like a. child. How was he? He's pretty funny. And they just go on for this. Wasn't he.

dating Millie Bobby Brown? He has such a. good memory. This is the best thing I've ever seen in. my life. 22. 22. Why does he He looks. 16. Got a baby face, you know. He's got to. grow out of that. Matty rock. He's got. Why does he He said it in such like a. He's got to stop doing that. How do I. How do I stop doing it? Oh yeah. And then they talk about Matty. B and they're like that is probably one. of the best things I've ever seen in my.

life. Oh my [ __ ] god. That is the. best thing I've ever seen. Yeah, it was. like with the disgust too. He's got to. grow out of that. He's got to grow out. of that. Oh my god, that's so funny. How. do you feel? So I feel honored. No, the. I don't know the lady's name on the. podcast, but she's super nice. She was. cool. Um, and he's cool, too. Yeah. No, my sister used to like binge watch H3, so this is like He seems cool. I'm. nervous. Um, he's big time. Um, I could. crash out, but I'm not going to. I don't. have the energy. And I'm drinking.

coffee. That was really funny. That was. really funny. That like actually made my. day. That was so funny. He's got to. grow. I'm going to like quote that. He's. got to grow out of that. Do you know. what your name on my phone is? Yours is. Kayla Tik Tok. Yeah. It makes me sad. Why? I have everyone's like Ryan is Ryan. social media. You're Jacob Sarasota. Oh, like Sarasota, Florida. I don't know how. to spell Sartorius, so I put Soda. Yeah. Uh, Emma Hill. Damn, that's honor.

That's honor. You're like I actually cuz. it makes it more iconic to be like, no, no, you're in my phone as this. That's. really nice. Um, what was I going to. say? Yeah. No, he's hating on me for. looking young. You look old as [ __ ]. bro. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Love you, man. Got to grow out of that. Is so funny. You look You look old, though, huh? What's better? Look at young or old? Young. I think maybe I took it to the extreme. I look too young. No, but then when.

you're like Yeah. I cannot wait to see. what you're going to look like when. you're like 50. When can we look up a. picture of somebody with a baby face at. 50? Cuz I actually want to see. Like, do. do you still look like a kid? You're. going to grow up really nicely. Oh, that's Yeah. Oh my god. Wait, is that going to be me. at 70? And you look. like 50. Wait. Hey, who is that? Who the. [ __ ] is that? Oh,

I don't know. Look, look, they like So, by the time you're 70, you'll look 40. When you're 40, you're going to look 20. Like, that's really good. fans, please make an uh picture of fan. art of Jacob Storius old. Yeah, like. like some like AI [ __ ] That's what AI. could be used for. Jacob Storius at 50. It's not on Google, but I really want to. see it. Your digital footprint's just. amazing. Yeah. Well, it's interesting. You know, yours. is going to be interesting in 5 years, too. Oh, God bless. Just being on the.

internet, it's just like Yeah, there's a. digital footprint, you know. Um, and. mine is um talking about hitting a vape. while getting [ __ ] down. That's great. Yeah. Yeah. Some of these clips I'm. going to look back at and do. We're. going to be happy. Well, I think that. was a Yeah, we're really That's almost a. 2hour episode. Yeah. We give everybody. what they want. I liked this. People. keep saying, "Oh, we want two a week.". Oh, D. We're working on different ways. to give you guys some bonus content. So, stay tuned. But this is a great episode.

I think this might be our longest. episode. Yeah. I feel like [ __ ] and I. have to wake up at 4 in the morning to. go to Hawaii. I am so tired and it's. been a long couple days. Jacob's just. hung over. Yeah, I'm just I'm surprised. and I'm blessed. Let's go y'all. Thank. you so much. Thanks for banging it with. us. We'll see you guys on Wednesday. Thank you guys so much for watching. Love you guys. Love you guys. Thank you. Peace out. Banging out. You can wear my.

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