BROOKE SCHOFIELD *NEW* DRAMA | Ep #12 | Bangin' Out w/ Kayla Malecc & Jacob Sartorius

drove her car, total it into a pole, then got into another car. Police were. chasing him, and then he drove it into a. lake. He drove the car into a lake, and. then the cops tried to arrest him. He. starts beating up the cops. Beating up the cops. and then uh he got four felonies. Banging out. Welcome back to the Banging Out podcast. I'm your host, Big Daddy, Super Juicy J, and I'm Fourth of July type K. Yeah. What up? You know what else? What?

I'm so excited cuz you know what Friday. is. So you guys are seeing this the. Wednesday after the 4th of July, right? But this is right now the Wednesday. before the 4th. Can I say like, okay, if we're going. like monthly. from January to where we are right now, this is the first good holiday we've had. of 2025. That's why I love Fourth of. July. Mhm. St. Patrick's Day. I Patrick's Day. No. Okay, I'll tell you what's good.

about St. Patrick's Day. The goddamn. shots. Maybe it'll be great. God. Yo, Kayla's on demon time today. The goddamn shots. Okay, sorry. I love I. love St. Patrick's Day. I just have. never had a good St. Patrick's Day. I've. never Well, last year my Fourth of July. sucked, but I just I have faith that. this year will be better. Seems like it's lining up to be. You. said you're going to Nashville. I literally fly off at 7:00 a.m. tomorrow. Are you going to be prepared? Are you. packed? No, I'm not even packed. I'm not. So, what are you going to do about that. after this? You're just. I have to speed home. Speedrun it.

Speedo. In a speedo. You're going to speedrun. packing in a speedo. Speedo. Yeah. I have to I'm going to. pack everything. Then we take off at 7. a.m. And then we're going to spend the. entire 4th of July cuz like I've been to. Nashville a bunch, but I haven't been. since court. So now it's going to be. like my first time going to Nashville of. it actually just being fun. And we're. going to the cliffs. We're going to go. hang out with all my friends. is I'm. going to like I kind of want to do. something crazy and post the address of. a random parking lot on my public story. and like light all fireworks with like a.

bunch of random people showing up. I think there's a lot of potential risk. Richie, what do you think? No, I think that sounds like a blatant. firework was when I lived in. Okay. When I lived in Indiana, I would. do this thing every Fourth of July and I. would spend like $500 on fireworks. And. there was this place uh this park by. where I lived called Imagination Glenn. And I'd go to this park, I'd post the. address on my story and people would. show up and we'd let off fireworks. But. one year like 35 people showed up to.

this park to watch me light off. fireworks. And so my friends were. lighting off all the fireworks and. they're like big ones on go boom boom. They're like $45 a pop. Like the big. ones. So then we're on like the third. batch and I'm like, I want to light it. off. I bought it, you know? So I go up, I grab the big box of fireworks and I. put it in the middle of the parking lot. and I light it. And then all of a. sudden, the box starts to explode. Fireworks.

upside down. I lit it upside down. The. fireworks start hitting people. People. start running into the forest. I broke. down five cars. People ran into the. woods and went home after. Cuz I love. Was anybody injured? No, but I broke a car. You broke a car? I broke a car. Did you. pay for this car? No. Oh, because I I should have. [ __ ] happens. I'm sorry. You know what. I'm saying? One time. Hey, can I just confess to. something, too? One time I was just like. reversing in my car. Fully dked a car, drove off. That's That is a hit and run.

No. What the Wait, I thought we were You. just said you lit off fireworks and hit. 30 people wrecked a car. I just bumped. it. I just wanted to say something. a. fireworks show hosted by a 16-year-old. They knew what the risks were and I lit. it off upside down on accident. People. got hit, cars got hit, nobody was. injured. One car in the junk. One car happened to get in the way of. No, it was driving away and you were. It doesn't work anymore. They pulled over like I sped off. I was. like, I don't know what to do about.

that. Did you feel any sort of remorse or. guilt? Why were you parked there? Valid. But it was my fault. I did light it. upside down. I didn't know that. Like I. didn't know you had to like care about. what way it was flipped, but like. imagine like 30 people in a circle and. like fireworks shooting at everybody and. everybody's running into the forest. It. was honestly like a core memory. And I. know everybody, if you're watching this, what's your name? Uh. Tannon, if you're watching this, it was. a good time looking back at it, wasn't. it? Sorry for your car. Sorry, Tannon.

It was Tannon's car. Okay. You know them personally, though, so. not all of them. A lot of them are. randoms. Anyways, sorry. I'm just excited. What. are you doing for the fourth? Uh, for the fourth, I don't really have. any plans yet. I'm not going to lie. At all? No. So, why are you not coming to Nashville? I don't. Oh, damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. I don't know. That's a good question. Um, you know, I uh I don't know what I'm. going to do for the fourth. I'm probably.

going to drink some alcohol and just. hang out with my good old pals. And uh. there's this game that we this there's. like this drinking game we play and it's. a really fun time and everybody's. jumping around having a good time. So, you know, we might. Are you going to go to Jake's? I'm on the list. I don't know if I'm. actually going to go cuz none of my. friends are on the list. I'll tell you right now. So, for all Can. I say that he has like good Fourth of. July parties, right? I can say. Yeah. Okay. Um Jake Weber throws like. really good [ __ ] parties. Like every. time I've been to aing Jake Weber party,

it's been amazing. But last year I went. to his Fourth of July party. I got a phone party. It was amazing. So are you guys like telling me not to. go? No, no. I'm saying go. But the reason it. sucked for me and I want to tell you. this. So. I went to the Fourth of July party with. Evan. and. Well, that was your first mistake. Could have told you that would have gone. and I wasn't there. Emma wasn't there. And we got invited. It was my first ever like invited to. Jake Weber's party. I was so geeked. I.

was like, "Fuck yeah." So, I shotgun a. bunch of tweeze before he It was like a. 10-minute Uber for my house. I'm like, "This is awesome." I pull up the house. Jake, you're rich as [ __ ] Go Hugh. The. backyard's sick as [ __ ]. So, it'll be cool. You should go. Should I? You should go. and just have the Lord tell everybody. It was fun. What happened to me though. is like I was having a great time. I met. a lot of friends. I was doing like jello. shots with like Chase Keith and Jake and. all. It was great. And then I go into. the backyard and I start talking to this.

guy with a bunch of tattoos about how I. met Evan and how I love him and this and. that. And Evan thought that I was. flirting with this 35-year-old man with. a butterfly tattoo in the middle of his. chest. So Evan, all right. Nothing against Wait, hold. on. Nothing against butterflies cuz I. have one on my arm. That's. All right. Wait, hold on. No, no, no. I. just kind of got weird. No, no, it's. okay. No, no, it's okay. It has to do with the story. I probably have like seven butterflies. on my arm. One right here. All right, babe. Right. All right, babe. But it has to do.

with the story because Evan called him. Butterfly Chest. And so Evan sees me talking to Butterfly. Chest, a 35year-old man. And I'm sitting. there being like, I love my boyfriend. And I'm just drunk. I love him. And we. met in Nashville. He just got out of. jail. It's his first time in California. Whatever. And so he goes up to Jake, Johnny, Carrington, the entire [ __ ]. clan. Whoa, not the clan, guys. I didn't. I was thinking like FaZe Clan, not like. the the bad clan. Not that clan. No,

guys, I didn't evening think of it that. way. Kayla, nobody dug you into this hole. I'm just listening. You dug that hole. Emma dug that [ __ ] hole. Emma dug. that hole. Look at her face. Look at her face. That's crazy. Look at her face. Yeah. Bye. All right. They go up to He goes up to that group. of like because like back last year. Yeah. Whatever. goes up to them and is. like, "Look at my girlfriend. She's such. a [ __ ] She's the biggest [ __ ] Look at. her talking to them." And basically was.

trying to get like Jake, Johnny, all of. these guys to agree that I was the. biggest [ __ ] for talking to this guy. And then he goes up to me and he's like, "Yeah, I just told everybody you're aing. slut." And they agreed with me. I doubt. they did. They probably looked at him. like he was crazy. And he's like, "I got. them all to agree that you were the. biggest ever. And it's so embarrassing.". So I sat in the pool alone, cried for 3. hours until they shut down the party. And then we left that party, Ubered to. Long Beach, and he shoved me into the. ocean fully clothed clothed.

And then my phone died, and then a girl. slapped him in the face. Long story. after that, but my Fourth of July last. year [ __ ] sucked. But I would. recommend going to Jake's party. Okay. Yeah, it was just bad for me. Wow, that was a lot of information. Yeah, a lot of information there. It. sounds like though you're going to have. a better Fourth of July this year. I. I actually. I think everything could go wrong and it. still won't be as bad as that. Wait, like I'll sum it up, but like once we. left his house, we Ubered to Long Beach, right, to watch a firework show. And. have you been to Long Beach where. there's like the the canal? There's like a canal of like a ocean.

canal almost and like just like strips. of shops and [ __ ] And we're sitting. there and we're arguing and I'm like, "Fuck you. Like, if you think I'm a. [ __ ] push me in the ocean." Shoves me. in. It's like 12:00 p.m. at this point. I'm in the ocean fully clothed. I get. out. I'm shaking. Like, my shoes are. destroyed, everything. My phone's dead. His phone's dead. And so then we find a. group of people and they're like, "Hey, come with us. We'll charge your phones. You can call an Uber back home." We go. with them and I tell these girls what. Evan has been calling me all night. And. so the one girl goes up to him and is. like, "Fuck you." Slaps him in the face.

Another girl comes up and I'm talking. this [ __ ] slapped Evan sword in the. face. She like he like fell back. Like. he fell back. And so then another girl. fought the girl that fought Evan. Then. it turned into a whole brawl like of. like a bunch of 25 year olds. And then I. I don't even know where to go from. there. Happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July. Yeah, I'm just going. to cliff jump this year. That's good. I think stick with the. cliff jumping, right? Sorry, that was a lot. Stay away from people with the last. name. Go to Jake, though. It's fun. Should I. go to Jake? Go to Jake.

I will. I Or maybe you don't have my. full promise, but I should. There's a. there's a good possibility that I will. Um, you should. I think you should. Well, I. was at Starbucks the other day and um. speaking of this podcast, I don't know. if you realize like there's actually. people that listen to this. I didn't I'm. new to that part of it where there's. people actually. I'll tell you something after yours of. how I know. I was at Starbucks. and I'm ordering and the guy's like, "Yo, by the way, my girlfriend's a huge. fan of your guys podcast." And I was.

like, "Thank you so much. Oh my god.". That's the first time anybody's ever. said that. Give her my number. It's usually like, "Yo, bro, you're the. guy who made that sweatshirt on, dude.". But this time it was even worse. Okay. Even worse than that, right? Like. usually I'm like, "Yeah, dude. You want. to wear it?" Uh, and then it's all good. He goes, "Oh, and you know what?" And by. the way, full Starbucks, there's. grandmas next to me. Okay. He goes, "And. that story you told about that pocket. Yo, that was so funny. Where all your.

boys were [ __ ] it, too.". And I'm not joking. He said it loud. enough cuz he's like making the drinks. and yelling over to me at the station. where you go to pick it up. Everyone looks at me. He's making your drink while saying. this. Yes. Everyone's looking at me like a. monster. I'm telling you, I haven't been. looked at so like meanly or like a. grossed out look by grandmothers ever. Jacob, grandmas love me, all right? But I had a. couple look at me like. their matcha. Like they didn't even know what it was. And I I literally my cheeks turned.

bright red and I'm just like [ __ ] let me. I see that happening like I wish I was. there. No, literally I was so embarrassed. I. was like glad you thought that was funny. man. Oh and everyone's and I feel everyone. and I have anxiety so I'm like oh [ __ ]. Do I just dip on the drink? I was like. [ __ ] it. I'm going to dip. I was so embarrassed even though it was. like a posit. He thought it was funny. I. was like yeah that's funny right? Like. but like it's real. Like there's real. consequences. I was like in public and. that happened. Oh, that's my issue. I.

would have I would have yelled back loud. as. Yeah, we all came in that [ __ ]. And you know what? If it would have been. worse if I said that. I think it was better that I was like, "Thanks, man.". But I was like, "I got to be careful. what I say on here.". Can't talk about pocket [ __ ] I guess. you can. No, I can't. He thought it was funny. That was one of the first times he was. like, "Oh, are you funny as bro?" But I. was like, "No, that's real, though.". Like, he probably thought I made that. up. But. see, I feel like I just lack social. awareness. Like I've been in front of. like grandma's families and I and I feel.

bad but I say a lot of crazy [ __ ]. Like if if that were to happen to me I. would have like went behind the counter. and been like let's use this matcha. Sorry. No, I wouldn't. No, I I [ __ ]. do that. I wouldn't [ __ ] do that. [ __ ]. I wouldn't do that. You would? I did mean that in that way. Are you saying like the matcha? Yeah. Oh, but I wouldn't do that. I don't know. But like. and. I just I don't know. That'sing. embarrassing though. Yeah, it was. embarrassing. You know something embarrassing that.

happened? Oh my god. So me and Saturn. have like a really funny banter to where. it's like it's just like like mean. banter, you know, like that that like. fun mean banter. Yeah. And so, uh, the other night we. were all making samores, um, at my. apartment complex and Emma was recording. making samores and in the background you. hear me go, I'm going to burn you with a. cigarette to to Saturn. Fully a joke. It's a It's a [ __ ] joke. Like, I I. don't even smoke cigarettes.

Also, I didn't I didn't mean. to catch that. to catch that. She posts it on her main. story and Saturn's mom sent it to him. and now his whole family is worried that. I am burning him with cigarettes. and um. Saturn you like cigarettes. Cigarettes are great. Okay. But I. cigarettes like you burn me with. Has that has that happened? No. Okay. Yeah. Don't lie. All right. But yeah, it's like I I've. I've done the same thing where I make. jokes and then it it really.

I just not I would have like put the. audio off cuz like everyone in our close. circle knows like what's a joke and like. what's obviously not. Yeah. Like why would I just be like I'm. going to burn you with a cigarette. Why. would I never have put the audio? I'm. sorry, Mama Saturn. It sounds like some like really like emo. [ __ ] like you're a cigarette burnhole. You're my cigarette princess. Save me when you wake up. on a far in my bed. That was good.

No, it wasn't. Yeah, I heard that. That was That was. there. I don't know. That's Isn't that kind of. a vibe? What was that? It was giving cigarette burn holes. Okay. I was just trying to rip off. like a melody. in my [ __ ] that I. that I can't keep wet. Got me going like. I need lube every day. Can't get that. everyday. That was good. We lowkey go that up. Thank you. We. about to start a a a band. Should we. start a band? What would it be called? It would be called Juicy.

I think it would be called Juicy. because I say I'm or Big Schlong Juicy. because it's a mix of both of us. Like, okay, I actually have like a story I. want to tell. So, bangingout.com, we're. going to talk about it after here. Okay. Oh, man. uh. something like a realization about lube. Oh, okay. Well, if you guys want to. learn more about lubricant, um head on. over to bangout.com. We post the.

uncensored, uncut, un whatever. We say. people's names. We say things that could. our [ __ ]. incriminate us. Um yeah, it's pretty fun. over there on bangingout.com. It is. Have you seen um the Brooks. Scoffield drama? No, I haven't. What's going on? Okay, you mentioned it, but I haven't looked. into it because I was waiting for the. the rundown. Okay, I have all the lore. Okay, I'm gonna like sit up for this. Okay, so. basically Brooke has been talking to.

this guy, dating this guy for the past. year, right? Okay. And he was in some alleged drama. once they started dating because there. was an Ask FM account, which is. basically like an account where people. would ask questions, anonymous questions, right? Anonymous questions. Yeah, I I have no. idea what the [ __ ] it is, but allegedly. I. he was dating somebody underage and it. was confirmed through Ask FM. But. but but. can we get a Oh, but wait. But.

can I get a Oh, but. Oh, I like. Brooke said, "Oh, Brooke did say that it wasn't true. It. was like a fan account for him. So, it. was like never confirmed like. uh. it just it you know it was just like. okay it was like a big drama that. happened. People didn't like him. Whatever. I don't know the [ __ ] facts. on that. I don't know if it was true. I. don't know. Clock me for it. Whatever. Okay. Um so that passed over. They've been. dating. And then right after the. canceled episode dropped of like is. canceled ending? I was talking about it.

last episode. Is she engaged? She came. out a few days ago saying that she was. engaged. Showed the rock on her finger. He proposed to her. It was real. Right. People were just like, "Why the is she. engaged?" Like lowkey hating on her for. getting engaged. Which I get it. I get. it. Like I don't know. I would just be. so [ __ ] pissed off if I was like. having a happy day and then people were. like [ __ ] on it. But then. Yeah, I hate when that happens. This one girl, all you motherers on the internet, this one girl made a video basically.

saying um that Brooke got engaged to him. because she has BPD. which is bipolar disorder. Yeah, bipolar disorder. Yeah. Or is that multi? It's not bipolar. It's um. I'll look it up. Can we look up the video? I kind of. Yeah, borderline. My bad. My bad. Can we look up the video? It's uh. Borderline. What? What did I say? It's Look up a girl clocking Brooke for. BPD or something. But she basically made. a video.

I probably had that. What does it say? Mental health. condition characterized by difficulties. in regulating emotions. Yeah. Me. Unstable relationships. Yes. And. impulsive behavior. Well, do I check the. boxes? I might as well. I don't know. I don't want to self. diagnose. But let's continue. Let's. continue. Um, so she basically made a video being. like, you engaged to him because you. have BPD and this is what people with. BPT do and like this is why you don't go. unmedicated.

Wait. Oh, so Brooke's not on medication. Kind of saying that. She was kind of. just like, "Brooke is not doing this in. the right mind or something like that.". Like I I watched the video. I don't. really know how to explain it. Hold on. Wait. Scroll up. Is that her? Yeah, it's. that girl again. Can we watch this? Yeah. I feel like you need to. I don't know anything about this. Wait, go on her account. I I know exact. I've been stalking this drama. Like. maybe I have no [ __ ] life. I don't. know. I haven't seen this. I showed it to Emma. What's What should we watch? So, what do.

I watch so that I get a good like. You need to find the exact video where. she clocked her. It's like this girl with this bang. Yeah, her. But go on her account. Brook Scoffield getting married after. only knowing this predator of a man for. 4 months makes perfect. They only knew each other for four. months. I think it was about the fact. that she has BPD. It was like a year. and the way that she talked about her ex. in the back in the past. She's like, "No, I was so brainwashed. Like, I'll. never do that again. Never be unmedicated." You guys, people do heal. It's just a perfect example of.

you can never get rid of the disease. that is BPD because people are telling. her like, "No, babe. You need to like. get the freak out of there. He's love. bombing you. He's a terrible person. He's a pet. You know, he's all of these. things." And she's just ignoring it and. being like, "No, no, no, guys. It's. totally fine." It just totally reminds. me of all of the relationships I've ever. been in where I defended that man with. my entire life. And. she's basically saying that she's with. him. I see a comment that says, "Bro. dated a 15year-old at 26.". That's the rumor. That's the rumor.

Is that true? I It's not confirmed. People. That's [ __ ] sick. If it is true, that's. like [ __ ] sick as in like sick, like. mentally unwell, like like yakking. Like. that's [ __ ] disgusting. But yeah, that's not confirmed at all. It's like allegedly. So she's defending him. So basically. like fill me in. Like what's going on? on this video, Brooke comments being. like, "Why are you commenting on my. relationship?" And Brooke made some good. points. She was like, "You guys say, okay, I'll get to it." So, she basically. comments and she's like, "Why are you.

guys always bringing me down?" And then. she comments on this video being like, "By the way, you cannot talk about me. like this when your bangs look like. that." Basically, that's what she commented. And then she posted on her Tik Tok. account. That is such a terrible thing. to. And then she com then she posted on her. account a baby picture being like bangs. are beautiful. So oh man I don't want to. So I want to make like. So the thing is I'll tell you I'll tell.

you the two sides. I'll tell you the two. sides. Yeah. Side one is Brooke was making that hey. everybody says all these horrible things. about me all the time but then the. second I say something back it's a. problem. You guys are [ __ ] on me. being engaged, the happiest moment of my. life. You guys talk about my lip flip, my Botox, or whatever the [ __ ] going. on with my face, my boob job. You guys. always talk [ __ ] about how I look, but. the second I comment about a person's. bangs, it's an issue. Basically saying. like, why can't I ever clap back, but. then the other people are saying.

this guy's weird, I guess. Well, it sounds like she's defending. somebody that a lot of people are saying. is a predator up. So, if the rumor is. true that he's 20, I don't even know, 26, let's say, dating a 15year-old, girl, get the away from him. Take that. [ __ ] ring off, flush it down the. [ __ ] drain, and and move on. Like, like, seriously, that's weird, right? I. think both things can be true. I think. creepy weirdo husband, get rid of him.

But also, she does have terrible bags. I do hope it's not true, though, because. apparently, yo, Richie just said she does have terrible. bags. Listen, she seems so cool, though. Like. I she I feel like I'd be friends with. her. Hell yeah. See, that's the thing. My. homies like. I feel like I know her. Like I kind of. want to DM her. Like we would kick it and have a great. time. I [ __ ] love Brooke. Like I met her. You were just on the podcast, right? So that's the thing. What sucks. is because like the whole Kiss FM thing. with like. apparently so her husband her now like. not Kiss FM, right?

Ask FM. So apparently her now fiance is. the son of the director of Fast and. Furious. So, he was already famous. hanging out with Kendall Jenner, like. all these people. Yeah. And apparently. the thing on Ask FM was people doing. like. like fan edits of him and a 15-year-old. girl and made it seem like they were. dating. Oh, so it never happened. It hasn't been confirmed. Oh, it's on Ask FM. That's what I was trying. to say. Yeah. Like. So, it's not. So, all right. So, you got me talking.

like I know for a fact this guy was a. No, no, I'm saying alleged. It's 100%. alleged. It could. Okay. All right. So, uh. from my knowledge, so it's like that's the thing. I like I. get the point though cuz like you get it. like being on social media, why can. people talk so. heavily down on you, but you can't say. anything back and then you're. immediately a mean girl. Well, I mean her comment back wasn't a. smart one. It sounds like she responded. saying that her bangs suck. Like.

there's other ways probably to be more. uh I guess productive in solving that. Like maybe she could have just commented. like, "Girl, I'd love to FaceTime you. and explain to you.". Yeah. Or like something a little bit. more productive rather than like just. just going for. She had another point though. It's like. I expressed on cancel that I have BPD to. like. So she does have BPD. He was like, "Yeah, I was doing this to help other. people not to get it thrown in my face. and used against me." Which I like, imagine if I was like, "I was in an. abusive relationship." Then I get into. another one. It's like, "Well, you're already in one." It's.

like, "I told you guys to help other. people not to get thrown in my face.". So, I get that of being like pissed off. about being vulnerable and it thrown in. your face. But I also get people looking out for. her. Are they still engaged? They just got engaged. And they're still engaged. Yes. But I also get people like her. looking out for her being like, "Girl, are you okay?" I don't know. I get both. sides, but that's what's going on. Wow. So, all right. Well, we hope that I. mean, if it's not proven yet, we hope that, you know, their engagement. goes well. Hopefully, it leads to a. marriage and hopefully, but if that is.

true, then we definitely. hope that. would advise the other way. Like, maybe. let's let's get some space, you know? Right. I I I love them both. Yeah. This comment here, I want to This. is my first thought. Why is a. 30-year-old man on Ask FM? Ask FM I. haven't heard about in [ __ ] years. I. remember that from when I was in fifth, sixth grade. Sixth, seventh grade. That's so strange. It's for like. 12y old schoolers. Yeah. Like it's not. it's that's a really weird website to be. on older than the age of 14.

Yeah. 100%. I just I feel like I don't know. If it. was like confirmed then I'd be like if. it maybe it is conf I don't know. I just. Well, you know what? Speaking of this. love for both of them. Um love you. Love. Diddy. Actually, there's some new. information about Diddy. Just speaking. about Predator. me so [ __ ] mad. There's some new information. Can we. look up some articles about what just. got released? Apparently, he was Diddy. was I don't know how to explain this. Um, Mogul denied bail. Okay. Apparently, he.

got convicted, right, of two of the five. charges. Yeah. Prostitution being. Yeah. Prostitution and what was. I don't think he got racketeering. It. was prostitution. Mhm. Oh, yeah. Apparently, he's facing 10. years, but people are like, "This guy, if he wasn't Diddy, would have faced. life in prison." And you agree with. that, Richie, right? Richie, what do you. think? I want Richie feels like I I feel. like Richie has a good take on this. I feel like Emma's got to take You just. took a breath in like you were about to.

What really makes me upset about this. take is when it first came out, it was. like, "Oh, they're dropping these. charges to really focus on these and get. him more time." But now I feel like. they're dropping charges that would be. like very like substantial and get him. time to like two prostitution charges. which will only get him like. So is he going to jail? I saw comments. that were like only 10 years. So it's 10. years, right? Which is crazy. Can I say something? So [ __ ]. They are charging him like he's a pimp,

right? Yeah. They're giving him pimp. charges when he is literally. they're basically giving him like a a. slap on the shoulder. for what he really I believe and and. obviously I mean if the court says this. whatever it's like. when you're that powerful and you have. that much blackmail over the top people. in the industry and I look if I go. missing I just want to say if I go. missing I did not intentionally do that. okay I'm just saying I don't want that.

to be on the record. But like with. somebody like this, it's kind of scary. because he's so powerful, so rich. I. just like, you know, like I have a. family and [ __ ] but like at the same. time, what he's done and how powerful he. is, I believe he got away with much more. than he should have. He did. There's proof to every [ __ ] charge he. has. His. There's video footage of him beating. Cassie, which is not even video footage. It's on. camera in the hotel. like that's for.

everyone to see. And he went on. Instagram and just gave like the most. generic apology. But I if that was on. camera, can we imagine some of the. things that might have taken place. behind closed doors that he's getting. away with? And it's like OJ Simpson. It's like if. you have money, like you can really get. away with murder. Like you can get away. with [ __ ]. That was from the apology the first. time, right? Like he is getting charges that people. who are on [ __ ] Fletcher Street are. getting prostituting girls being pimps. Yeah, he is not a pimp. He is a sex offender.

He is a He is like literally scum of the. earth. Like this man is deserves life. behind bars, but he's not getting it. because and that's what makes me so. [ __ ] mad is like if you have money, you have power, you have dirt on a lot. of people, you will get away with. everything and anything. If this was a. random guy on the street like let's say. John just No, not that. John, what did you do? John, let's say. Jerry, average Joe. Average Joe on the.

street got. Yo, just threw shade at John. What do. you have? Hey, John, you got to back. yourself up. King, what do you got to. say? Go on. I didn't touch her. Yo, but no, like average Joe on the street, if they got these charges, they would be. convicted for life. Yeah. For life. Facts, though. Facts. For life. Facts. And the fact that the court case. was closed, like not public. Yeah. Yeah. How odd is that? H closed. court case. They said that a couple of.

the what's the people that the jury. those are people that were picked to. like what how does that work? Like to verdict what it is. I was just I saw something that one a. couple of those people people felt sus. about. Like they felt like Diddy was. like secretly promising them or like. something was happening where it was a. very flawed. It wasn't a fair. It was because if he went down, half of. Hollywood would go down, too. Yeah. If that guy had gotten life in. prison, you know, he would have gotten. up on the stand and exposed every other.

person at that level and it would have. brought down half of Hollywood, which we. would have benefited from. So then like what does that mean? Because we would have taken the spot. What does that make me? You know, podcast would have been number one. I feel all right. Well, I just like what does that like how it's. just so upsetting like like no words. like that [ __ ] made. but think about like what we were just. talking about with the Epstein stuff. It's like what's going on at the top, you know? We're we're some we're some.

normal people basically gathered around. a podcast set right now and we live very. normal lives in comparison to people. like this who are billionaires and just. so powerful and. I literally just saw it like I think it. was either this morning or last night. It was a um old old it was like 2010 I. think it was Diddy on Ellen the. generous's show and she was like we play. that clip they were joking and then she. was he went up to her and was like I'll. show the tape to everyone if you think. it's a joke and Ellen like what what. wait what tape what tape what tape a.

tape that he might have had of Ellen. of Ellen and that's the whole thing too. like this is why Ellen dipped the. country. yeah like. yeah is it a coincidence that she fled. the country right before this all. happened. I didn't even know that she literally. doesn't live in the US anymore. and dyed her hair brown. Wait, have you guys seen this clip? This isn't the one that you're talking. about, but this is. Yes. This video is so funny. Where all the kids like run up to him. Video went viral that featured amazing. kids battling cancer. They were trying. to catch my friend Diddy's attention.

Oh, they did before they got cancer. I. promise you that. They were just kids. You ready? Sorry. That was bad. Let's do it. Kayla, that's genius. The cancer is not why he came on. I. promise you that. Oh no. Rock you into the under. No. Wait. Wait. Oh no. No. No. He grabbed her ass. No. No. No. No. No. That's just That's uncomfortable given. what we know now. That's very.

uncomfortable, you know. Wait guys, guys. Guys, wait. Can we Yeah. Can we see the other. one? You know, he was sitting there being. like, "How can I touch kids on air and. it be okay?". Yeah. That's very uncomfortable to. watch. Um, I hate him. What is this? I'll give them the tapes. on the Ellen show. You just want to give it to us a gift. All right. And I'll say it's mine. Yeah. Okay. That's sweet. Well, what about for. me?

A look at that. That's so sweet. Thank. you. How come it's for Porsche and not. me? Looks very uncomfortable. All right. We go so far back. Don't tell these. people how far back we go. I know, but I wear t-shirts. I don't. know what that means. Anyway, all right. Why was he whispering that, too? Wait, he just said, "I'll give them the.

tapes." Wait, can we go back to that one. part? He said that really we. and quietly. Wait, wait. No problem. Look at his face, too. That middle, guys. He knows. Wow. That guy in the middle knew. I don't. know. I'm so pissed. I hope he goes. missing and like because he's in a. [ __ ] cage. That's crazy. Did you hear about how. Katie Perry just knocked a li boooo out. of a fan's head? How do we go from P Daddy to.

I don't know. But you see the lab boo. She said, "Yeah, y get that [ __ ] out of my face." When. you explained that to me, "Yeah, get that little boo boo out of. here.". When you explained this clip to me, I. thought you meant like accidentally hit. it out. No. No. Intentionally leaned over and. said, you [ __ ] on the surround sound. [ __ ] [ __ ] There. There goes your little boo boo. You want to know why she probably did. it? What? Leoos are apparently pizuzu, which is a.

demon. Hold on. It's okay. That's the thing. There's a whole theory about it. They all set me up with the laboo. Bro, this is Pazu. I knew they were bad energy, bro. Look, this is a pizuzu, king of demons. And they made a labu. And they're known. for a smile. Pizuzu is known for his. smile. And Laboo have a creepy smile. So, this is apparently rumored that like. demons are getting back into the. everyday world. No, no, no. Yeah.

No, no, no. Boooo pizu. Oh, no. Yep. They lowkey look similar. They do. I'm not [ __ ] with Le. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos. But why did Katy Perry do that? Maybe because she. Katy Perry be going to [ __ ] space. She comes back down to Earth and can't. even get along with humans, your own. fans. That person bought a ticket to the show. and gave you a little boo boo. And you. know what you did? You took your. microphone and you thought it was a. nunchuk and you said [ __ ] and it hit the. floor and now that person can't get it.

over the barricade and security is not. going to go get it. And so you just lost. a lab boooo and how much are low boooos. or loo. $50 to 100. $50 to $100 down the drain on top of the. concert ticket price. I mean that's down. the drain too. I mean what are we paying. for. Katy Perry? What the [ __ ] are we paying for? You. going to go to space on stage? I mean. what are we doing here? Her PR team is doing so bad. God damn. She got back down to earth. Don't know how to act, right? She's a touch. She got back down to Earth. She don't know how to act on Earth. In. space, that [ __ ] might fly, but on.

Earth, that [ __ ] don't. Her fans are mad. at her. Everyone's mad. Why is she getting so unlikable and it. makes me sad. I used to love Katie. Oh, Katie. Like, like I get it if you're scared of. the pizu demon, but like you don't have. like that was so mean. Imagine if that was you to like your. favorite artist. Like I would actually I. I would I'd walk into traffic after. that. Yeah, I'd be pretty devastated. I I. And look, they bought front row tickets. That's [ __ ] up. No, literally, you know how much those. tickets are? That's what I was saying. On top of a labu, you know how pissed I would be if I.

spent $500 to be up close to Katy Perry. And then not only that, number one, I'd. never pay that. And number two, if I. held a little boo boo or whatever the. this shit's called, and you pull and you. hold it up to Katy Perry, front row, and. you want her to just be like, "Oh, thank. you." And she knocks that [ __ ] out. I'm. walking right out of there and I'm. starting a hate account for Katy Perry. on Twitter. Could you imagine? Like. seriously, I would be so pissed. That girl had to decide between her. Fenty Beauty like lipstick and a Laboo.

for Katy Perry. Chose the goddamn labu. If she's watching the show, please reach. out. There's probably a way that you. could get in contact with the show. DM. us on Instagram or anything. We'll have. you on the show and we'll do a laboo. unboxing with you on the show because we. care about our [ __ ] fans. or we don't even call what should we. call them supporters. Yeah. People who watch this show. We don't really I don't. hoot she has on. You need a [ __ ]. laboo. Tough week for Katy Perry. You guys hear.

about her and Orlando Bloom, too. Pretty. sure there's. um wedding. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's. start with what's the. Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom. What. happened? What happened? They're done for, I'm pretty sure. Divorced. Who's Orlando Bloom? Her husband. Her ex-husband now. Yeah, that's why she's. Oh, that's different than Orlando Brown. from That's So Raven. Orlando Brown. I'm talking about. Legololis, man. Lord of the Rings. Orlando Blue. I don't know who. Pirates of the Caribbeans.

Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah. Can I see a picture of him? I think of the onion rings from. Applebees when I hear his name. I think of Orlando Brown. The guy Oh, this onion rings. Can we look up Orlando Brown? Ew. That's who I was thinking of. I was. like, what did I said they had beef? I want to play rock paper scissors with. him really bad. You want to play rock paper scissors. with me? Rock paper. scissors. Shoot. Oh, I didn't go yet.

Shoot. Gun. I didn't yet. Gun. All right. You bought it. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. I won. Damn it. Orlando Bloom divorces Katy Perry. By. the way, in my opinion, Katie is like. bottom of the pyramid right now, but way. out of his [ __ ] league. But. Jeff Bezos just had Katy Perry go to the. [ __ ]. Is she Wait, wait. What does that mean. when somebody's out of somebody's. league? Katy Perry's hotter. I don't think that. you're saying. Orlando trapped. Look at the picture. Isn't he like a Marvel superstar?

He doesn't look like it. Lord of the Rings. That's legalist. That's Let's Is he iconic? He looks ugly. He is iconic. Orlando. Oh, ew. Katy Perry met him in space. Well, what's funny is so. that's what it looks like. They divorced. He was from a different planet and he. was like, "Let's get married.". Jeff Bezos is playing both. Let's get married. I'm from the planet. of Zenith. What's your name? Katy Perry. Ew. Jeff flew Katy Perry to space and then.

invited Orlando Bloom, her now. ex-husband, to his wedding. So, he he. got they got divorced and he just popped. out at Jeff Bezos's wedding. Can we look. at some pictures or I saw some videos? Did you see the bubble bath thing? Did. you see the bubbles? Oh my gosh. You guys didn't see the. bubbles where they're all just drenched. in bubbles. on a yacht. I wish. Yo, literally, they literally just. filled the whole yacht with bubbles. I want to be that rich cuz. $50 million can't buy class and taste.

things. He spent $50 million on this. one. I'm gonna cry. I would spend 30 million. on that many bubbles. So, they had a a professional bubble. blower as you can see. Probably professional blowers, too. But. blowers? Yes. What does that mean? You know, like [ __ ]. Yeah. Oh, but you're disgusting. Like die. 46 die. How about they just give us a million? Can they give everyone in this room a. million? They easily could. They could. So, even after all this.

money spent, look up the carpet for. their wedding. It is giving goddamn. Microsoft warehouse. Look at this [ __ ]. Look, it's [ __ ] gray. It looks like a. [ __ ] office in Venice. This is in. Venice. They. Jeff Bezos, you're a lizard. I know you. are. I'm sorry. I'm I'm sorry. Tell me that's not the They could have. gotten tiles with like. I know you're reptilian and you've made. truce with the government and I already. know. Is that real? No. Did you guys also see. No, they just ate him.

I'm crying, bro. You can't That's cannibalism. He. ate his own kind. Guys, did you see the controversy around. um That's literally his third cousin, bro. You're eating out your cousin. Everyone's really mad about um Kylie. Jenner wearing white to his wedding. right now. I would too. [ __ ] them. I. Wait, why why wouldn't Wait, what does. that mean to wear. white to your wedding? You're not. allowed to do that. Wait, you can't wear white to a wedding. cuz it's what's the bride's wearing? Oh, so it's like unless you're like getting. married. Yeah.

You don't do that. No. If you do that, you're aing pickme. Half of everybody's like, "Okay, well. different themes and they're having a. blah blah blah blah blah.". Kylie Jenner can do anything she wants. Everybody's looking down. Can we note. that? How are. that? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Can you. put your like uh mouse over the guy in. the middle with the glasses? Where the. is he looking? This is the. I Okay, people are. literally. even Saturn's looking down. Even. Saturn's looking down.

Can I say Can I say if Kylie Kylie's a. [ __ ] icon cuz I honestly hate Jeff. Bezos. I hate his wife. I hate them all. And I would do the same. They're all lizards. Lizards. with the split tongue. You know, I was going to get my tongue. split. Really? Yeah. You should do it. I'll do it with you. No, I actually couldn't. I don't know. But yeah, they spent. people are saying like money can't buy. class cuz you're in Venice and the floor. for your wedding you get gray. Get.

[ __ ] like glass. Get something like. tile. Cool. You're getting But I can't. hate. I don't have $46 million. But you know the thing about money and. this is a real study. We could look up. the chart. There's a certain amount of. money that after you make that, it. doesn't bring more happiness. It's a. proven fact. Can we look up like at what. point does money I think it's after 80k. a year. when you're just too happy to get. happier. No, seriously. There's a real chart that. shows like when they they've done the.

how much money. if I had 46. how much money. how much money does it take to be happy? There's got to be I just watched a. podcast about Yes. So, the amount of. money needed to be happy varies, but. research suggests that once basic needs. are met, additional income has a. diminishing impact on happiness. A study. by Purdue University found that. emotional well-being plateaus around. 105,000 globally. In North America, this. plateau is reached at 105,000. Other.

studies suggest that happiness plateaus. around 75,000 to 100. However, some. individuals, particularly younger. generations, may feel they need. significantly more to achieve happiness. I hate this study. Why? It's there's no way. Cuz. no, I'm telling you that's true. If I had $48 million, I had a super. yacht, a house in every area. You'd be surprised. Why do so many. billionaires kill themselves? Which one has. Can we look up billionaires who have. killed themselves?

And that makes me mad cuz what are we. crying about? I know money doesn't make. anything, but like okay, you're not. having to like. you're crying in a Porsche, not a. [ __ ] like. on the side of the street. If. Hitler's on the list, that's how you. know there's not many. Yeah, right. If Hitler's on the list, Brutus from Julius C. Like what the. [ __ ] Nobody has actually all the. billionaires. lives. I think. there is no billionaire that is. will be happy again. What about somebody like um.

I don't think George killed himself. No, George Washington Adams, the son of John. Adams. But what about like what about like Will. Frell and people who appeared to be. happy? Alive. Oh, no. Not Will Fel Williams. Yeah, he's alive. Fel Williams alive. Robin Williams. Robin Williams. What about him? Okay. Yeah, but he was like an actor. I'm talking about these like. he was rich as What's What's uh What's. Okay, wait. Hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. Acting in the industry and. being in the industry rich is different. than being like a corporate billionaire.

because the people in the industry. million. Yeah. Because people in the industry are. getting like groomed and [ __ ] up. But. like Jeff Bezos and industry. corporation billionaires are just. [ __ ]. lobbying money. They have no reason. I. don't know. Well, I I think also a lot of it's just. like mental health is very important, too. Right. So, it's kind of like any of. the money in the world. If you're not. happy, you're not happy. Yeah. But. 4.6 billion,

but it's a different story. But what do you do? But also like your mental health, like. money is not going to change. Anything you want, anything you want. But after you do that every day, how. much happiness does that mean? Imagine every day you wake up and you're. like, I want to go to Italy for 2 months. on my super yacht with all my friends. You fly all your close friends out. You. have all the drinks, all the food, private chefs, and you're just swimming. in the ocean for 2 months. After that, you go back home to your megaillion. mansion cookers. But what if your wife doesn't love you. for actually being you cuz she's just. with you for the money? And what about. all your friends are doing the exact.

same thing? And every day you wake up. and you could buy a Lamborghini every. day for the rest of your life and it. won't bring more happiness. And once you. buy everything and once you do that trip. and you get back, what do you do after. that? Like there's nothing to work for. anymore. Like once you have $4.6 $6 billion. Like, what do you wake up and you're. like, I need 10 billion now? Like, when. is it ever enough? I feel like I would just be on a yacht. I want to be like Mike Pner, bro. I want. to be like Mike, literally. Like, I But now he's all woke.

and he's just chilling, eating sprouts. every day. Like, I want to be on that. I don't like money. I think money [ __ ]. up everything. I don't think a lot of. people talk about that. Like I haven't. heard many podcasts of people just being. completely honest about the fact that. like when things start to change in your. life and you're on the trajectory of. going up and there's money coming in and. attention, people start acting. different. You know how many friends I. still have from the beginning? I have like one Chad. Same. Like I'm going to dinner with him.

tonight cuz it's his birthday tomorrow. And that's the guy who I told you guys. about stood up for me in the cafeteria. We're still boys. I don't really have. anyone else from that time and I have a. great friend group right now but. but from the beginning like. before that like I don't have anyone and. that's all because of what we're talking. about where people just start changing. up. Yeah. And I wish we like my dream would be. that I'm able to be with all those. original people that I like grew up with.

and were able to enjoy this all but I. think there's like people start to hate. you too. People resent you when you. start doing good. It's jealousy. That's the weird thing is like sometimes. I'll be around people and I can't tell. if they're like if they hate me or I. don't know what it is, but I'm like, "Wow." And it's right after something. good happened to me. Yeah. I experienced that even just moving from. Florida to just the [ __ ] city of LA. Sorry. Um, people just switch up.

immediately and then treat you a certain. type of way. Even if you're not like. Tana level. No, it happens to every I bet you. everyone watching this can relate. because in everyone's life, it could be. anything. You win a championship for. your high school basketball team. Now. you're a champion. People are going to. try to be your friend now. Literally, like it happens at every. level. Like I hope everyone knows that. it's it's all about the scale of it, but. like it happens everywhere. It could be. the littlest thing. Someone wins a. giveaway for 200 bucks. Now their best.

friend's like, "You going to take us to. Fro yo or what? What are we doing?". It could be that same entitlement about. just the smallest things. And I don't. know, Emma, what were you going to say. though? You moved from Florida to LA and. you noticed that happen. Oh, I mean, yeah. Like I wouldn't even. say like it's like anything like too. big. It's like basically just that. like. if you at all have any kind of like. positive change to your life, somebody. like will make an issue out of it. People I feel like get a good feeling. seeing other people do bad. And that's.

why I feel like there's cancel culture. and hate too. It's like people want to. see people people fail because they're. not doing good. Especially that like actually I'm not. kidding. Even moving here, I've had. multiple people that like I even went to. high school with which like I know. they'll say certain things about me that. are like I literally spoke to you maybe. two times. You don't know anything about. my life and they'll make up like. complete bold crazy lies about me that. I'm like, "Yeah, know where did you even get. that?". I literally do this one girl really. quick before we end. Like there was this. one girl [ __ ] her name's Wriggley. We.

had one class. Wow. The the first name Can we give the. full government name? I'm just kidding. I would. I would. Uh, bleep it Wrigley. Um, just just bleep the last name. The last name, but she we had one class. together in sixth grade and it was. orchestra. One class together. So, does that mean you were playing like. violin? Violin. I was first chair. I just called Wait, is that a crazy. guess? Violin. Wait, we said that at the same. Yeah, violin. I played violin first year. and I was really [ __ ] good at it. We. had one class in sixth grade for 45.

minutes for one year. We never talked. We were not friends outside of that at. all. Once I blew up on Tik Tok in uh. sophomore year, I was how old is that? 16. That's four years later almost. Uh. she's commenting on my Tik Toks to fans. being like, "I know the real Kayla. I. was best friends with her." [ __ ] we. had one class in sixth grade orchestra. Like, go [ __ ] yourself. You did not know. me. You don't know my middle name. You. don't know where I live. You do not even. know my favorite color. And she was. sitting here being like, I. What's your favorite color?

Yes. Pink? No. Blue? No. Purple? No. Orange? Yes. Actually, I like orange. I love. orange and yellow. Oh, all right. Yeah, I love orange. I know. I just wanted to She wouldn't. know that. You were like, "She doesn't know." I was. like, "I don't know. Is she about to. come for me? How do you know me?" Like, this [ __ ]. had what? This mother Jacob's a piece of [ __ ]. mother. But it was like [ __ ] like that. And I. I remember she Yeah, she wrote a whole. paragraph on my TikTok being like, "Y'all don't know the real her. That's. weird. You don't even know me.". It's like, "You never took the time to. actually get to know me. I watched my videos know more about me.

than you do. like get out of like it's. people like that that just like want to. bring you down because you're doing. better. And she was she was mad that she. was doing the [ __ ] renegade in the. bathroom and it got five likes and I was. sitting here talking about [ __ ] and it. got 10 million. Go [ __ ] yourself. You're. mad. regly. I'm sorry. We're over it. I love. you Regly. I hope you're doing good. No, no, we're we we. love you. I have no. No, no. We love you so much. Um and. speaking of love, we have on the notes. today why talking stages never work for. you. And I was just curious. And then we.

also have on the notes robbed somebody. What does this mean? You know who this is about. Okay, so. right when me and Evan broke up. Okay, this is a good one. Right when me and. Evan broke up, I. was scrolling on my Snapchat discovered. and I found this really [ __ ] hot guy. Saturn's looking at me. Saturn's giving a mean look. For those. at home, the audio listeners, this the. look is similar to for the for our audio. listeners, uh the look is similar to.

like Abe Lincoln in the head shot. I'm very serious. He looks just like that. You look like he's actually So, so I find this guy on Snapchat and I add. him. He was like a Snapchat creator and. we start snapping and I'm like, I really. Oh, he added you back. You just added. him and then he added. Was he like a. popping? Is he popping? Well, not he was he was like 50k. Oh, okay. I don't know. He had like 50k but he was really hot. and he lived in Indiana. So I was like. oh my hometown like this could work. So. we're snapping and a rebound for.

Christ's sake after getting beat. Like. please. Oh this was right after Evan. I'm talking like 3 weeks after Evan. And. so we're just snapping. I'm trying to. get back into the motion of things. I. want my phone again. And. you want to build the roster. He looked like a famous um model. I. can't even remember his name. He was. just he was good-looking. Jacob Alli. What's his name? Jordan Barrett. Look it. up. He looked just like. How do you know that? She already told. you. I love Jordan Barrett. He looked identical to him. And I'm not. joking. Oh, he's so watching this. Yo, that guy is sexy. He looked just like him. Wait, Richie, I'm going to do a fact.

check. Leave that up. She's going to. show me a real picture. I'm going to. tell people. I definitely saw a screenshot. What. month was that? Right over here. Did he have that same haircut? He looked very similar. Yes, it was. right before Miami. Oh, he changes it up though. Wait, it's a. No. Yeah. No, it's pretty close. But. it's like It's kind of bootleg, but it's. like pretty close. It's kind of like. What's that guy's name? Jordan Barrett. His name would be Bordon Jarrett. Yeah. Like, stop, Saturn.

He's like the Wish version of it. So, anyways, I'm. Don't even worry, bro. It's like the. Wish version. Yeah. So, we're talking. We're snapping. for like a week and we're like. FaceTiming every night. We're talking. the vibe. I see. And I'm like I'm like. catching a vibe for him. I'm like, "This. is awesome." Like right after Evan, this. guy's nice. He's facetiming me, calling. me beautiful. I'm like starting to like. this guy and I'm planning to fly down to. Chicago. Oh, this goes this goes south. So, all of a sudden, mind you, we're talking every night, snapping every night, and he's like a. good guy, good good kid, has his own. plas, his own car, everything. Great.

Mhm. One night, he stops texting me. Saturn is not happy. Saturn, you've heard this story. All of. a sudden, he stop. One night, he doesn't. We're on FaceTime and I'm at. a party. and he's like, "Yo, I'm tripping on acid. right now. I have to go. I'm tripping on. just casually at a party tripping on. acid." Who the [ __ ] does that? Listen. He's like, "I'm tripping on. acid. I have to maybe some shrooms.". Literally. Yeah. He's like, "I I have to. go. You're freaking me out." And hangs. up. I'm like, "Whatever. I'm drunk at a. party.". Yeah. The next day I wake up, he's not texting.

me. I'm like, "What the fuck?" I try. calling. He had an awakening, right? So, I'm like, "What's going on?". I try calling him. I try texting him. He. doesn't answer. The next day, same. thing. He's ghost for two days. And I'm. like, "This is so rude. I'm talking. every single day.". And you didn't hit him up. I was I was like spam calling. I was. like, "What's going on? He's not. answering. What is going on? Snap score. is not going up. Nothing.". So then the third day, the third day of. him going MIA. I get a call from him and. I'm like, "What the [ __ ] going on?". And I answer. and it's these guys I've never seen. before and they're like, "Hey, are you.

this Kayla girl he's been talking to?". And I'm like, "Yeah, what's going on?". And he's like, his friends are like, "Hey, it's nothing good. Like, I'm sorry. to tell you this, but he's in jail right. now. I literally was just going to be like, "You got a call from the county jail and. it was going to be like, oh yeah, so and. so tried to fly last night and didn't go. so well.". So, and by fly, I mean like jump off a. balcony. So, um. cuz people do that on acids. Yeah, they do. Well, he did worse. Okay. So, uh his friends are like, "He's in. jail right now." And I'm like, "What the. what did he do?" Like, I've known him.

for a week. He took three tabs and he. got manic and ended up robbing a girl. from her car. pushed grabbed her out of her car GTA. style. Oh, like one of these like. Yeah. drove her cars in the car. Drove her car, total it into a pole, then got into another car. Police were. chasing him. and then he drove it into a lake. He. drove the car into a lake and then the. cops tried to arrest him. He starts. beating up the cops, beating up the cops, and then uh he got four felonies.

and he and then I was like, "What the. fuck?" Then he starts calling me off the. county jail and I was like, I'm not. doing this again. So I I ghosted him. because I'm not going to do it. So. how much was his bail? I don't even hundreds of thousands. He. had four felonies in one night. And so. then I was like, "What the [ __ ] is my. luck that I just like break up with a. guy? He was a jail bird. Our whole. relationship." And then I find on the. mic, please. I have some I have a. question. I find this one closing. questions. I find this one guy off of.

Snapchat after Evan and he gets arrested. a week after we start dating for. felonies. Can I Can I do an interrogation of. Saturn? But he has an emoji. Okay, go for it, buddy. Have you ever been arrested? Uh, whenever I was a minor. Okay. All right. All right, then. We'll. skip that question. Adult charges. I got I had. I wanted you to say no to all of them. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no. I had runaway charges from. being a kid from like. Okay. Runway. Oh, God. God bless. That's not even Let. me ask some other questions. No, no, no. We're going to redeem it. All right. So,

in this sort of situation, how did you. and Kayla start talking? Um, was it on Snapchat? No. No, we met in Miami, right? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, you guys met in person. Green flag. That's a good thing. All right. You guys. met in person. That's true. And what do you guys All right. No, now. I'm a relationship therapist. I was. about to be like, "What do you guys love. about each other?" I need to shut the. [ __ ] up. That's the end of the episode. I'm My bad. I love Saturn. We love you. Do you have any questions for Saturn?

Uh, let's interrogate him a little. I don't. Oh, God. Okay. Um, what's your favorite name in the. world? There's only one right answer, by the. way. What does that even mean? What is your favorite [ __ ] name? Kayla. Yeah, your name. I don't know. That's just such. I'm sorry, bro. That was just that the energy there. That's just so weird. Why would like. That's so dumb. What's your Who's your. favorite girl in the world? Me or him?

Him? Oh, yeah. It's you. It's good. Yeah. The energy is really awful. I'm not. buying it. I'm not buying it. I don't know. It's not really. These are just really These are really. corny. Say one sentence. What? Say a sentence. Uh, Kayla's my favorite girl in the. world. Oh, wow. Okay, that was You ready? That That. was sweet. That was sweet. That was. sweet. Well, sorry guys. He's camera shy. He's. awkward. I'm not awkward. He's not He's not that awkward. You. know, I'm I'm more awkward than. I don't think you're awkward.

I am. No. What I think was awkward was when I. I this I'm going to think about this. once a week for the rest of my life. Is. we pull up to the podcast studio and. he's sitting in the corner of the. podcast studio waiting for us to pull up. here. Oh, me. And you were sitting there for 5. minutes just in the corner waiting. I literally was standing. Jacob, why didn't you just come in? I don't know. I just I was like, you. know, that like umbrella outside. I like. was under there in the shade and I was. like, "Oh, my cheeks are going to be so. hot.". He gets it. I have rosacea, y'all. Like, you can see. it if I'm in the sun.

It was just so funny. Like, he's just. sitting in like the corner outside and. you know, he was waiting for like 5. minutes. Yeah. I was just like, "All right, I'm. just scrolling and just acting like I'm. doing productive things." You know, you. guys ever been at a kickback and pretend. to check your phone, but you're not. actually checking anything? It's like. the weather app, you know? Well, when the hus when the ch come when the. ch p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p. pull up. I'm always checking the weather. app. Moral of my Jordan Barrett story is I. just I I just could not believe my luck. of getting over Evan and then getting. with a guy who committed four felonies. in one night. So maybe I'm cursing I.

send guys to jail. I don't know. No, I think um I don't know. I think. that's a great way to close this out. He. might be in jail. Hopefully none of us um. No felonies for any of us. No. Happy Wednesday. Do we have Okay. Happy 4th of July. Wait, we should end. it like that. Okay. All right. Happy 4th. Oh my gosh. I actually got you a. present. Jacob, what the hell? Okay. And you're like re Jacob, you grab. it. I think What the What is he. grabbing? It's like a gun and he just. shoots me. He's just like.

I got you these glasses. Oh, yeah. I was like, what are you on about? And you know what else I got you for. Fourth of July. is one last sip of Suniss. Ew. I don't even like soda, but thank. you. It's warm. It's been in there for a. couple. Jacob, thank you. You I hope you have a. really good time at Jake and Johnny's. I'm not I probably won't. You really should go. I don't like that. Can I FaceTime you when I'm at the close. with all the Nashville? We all like take. a shot. And you're going to be like, "Are you at.

Jake?" I'm like, "Nope. I'm at my crib. playing NBA 2K.". Nashville at Percy Breeze. Sorry. By the way, there's drugs in there. Jacob, what the [ __ ]. I'm just kidding. Oh my god. The fact. that you even believe that. I don't know. Pitt's free. Who knows. Suniss anymore? That's just a plain. All right. Yo, I. got another present for you. Oh my god. I love you guys. Happy fourth. Look what I have in my bag. Oh,

the new album is. the new album is out. Everywhere. Our. king. He's pissed. He's sending us cease and. desist. She did not expect this from fan. mail. I got you another Oh, look at this. I love you. I just made this card for you, too. Oh my god. Happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys. And got you a. Oh, flowers. Happy 4th of July. You know, happy what's his name again? Uh. Jason,

happying fourth of July. We [ __ ] love you guys. We love you. guys. Happy. for those in America. For those outside. of America, we love every single one. Fireworks. Geting drunk. Get drunk. If you're of age and light fireworks, whatever age you are. And. this looks insane. I love this. Jackson says, "Kiss your mama.". Yep. Is that a song on the album? Is that? No, but he said, "Kiss your mama.". Does he have kiss your mama? He said, "What happened to the cool kids?" They. right here, Justin. Happy 4th of July.

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