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Welcome back to the banging out podcast. I am your only host type K. As you can tell. my co-host is no longer with us due to. last week's episode. It was just like a lot. It was a lot of. bullying and so we had to remove him. from the show. So it is only going to be. me from now on which is a. It's fine. So a a. Wow, okay. This is so different. A. We need to take that mic out later. Okay. A.
Starting off we actually this week we. ran into. Julian McKinley at Jon & Vinny's and. Julia's Jacob's like. crush. Damn, I kind of want to know what he'd. have to say about this. Do I call him? >> I think it might help. I can start. moving the chair out too, but. it's just leaving a shadow of him. >> Yeah, I mean like I I feel like. I mean he's been sleeping outside for. the past week. I mean is that enough.
punishment? I just don't know if I'm. comfortable enough to let him back in. after what happened last week. >> He's been begging. I've been on the. phone with him for the past like 3. nights and he's just been crying to me. It's been. It's been tough to see. I'm not going to. lie. He's trying to start his own. podcast out there. >> What? What what is what? >> I told him I'm not producing it. >> I kind of feel bad. I like I kind of. pity him right now. Should I I'll call. him. Do you think that's a good idea? >> Yeah, see what he says. I'll start. moving out his stuff. >> All right. Yeah, if it's not a good. response I'm just going to keep it a.
solo podcast from now on. Let's see. Haven't called him in so long. >> Hello. >> Hey, how have you been? >> I'm okay. I've just been. I just got somebody just gave me some. snacks. I'm just chilling by the. dumpsters. >> How long have you been out there for? >> 3 days. >> Well, I mean I I tried starting this. week's episode without you and I know,
you know, I was really upset about. everything. I still kind of am, but I. don't think I could do this without you, twin. >> Really? >> I I think you should come back and take. a seat where you belong. >> Is there a shower there? >> You know, we could figure that out. There's a sink. And a hose out back. >> Okay, amazing. Um let me start. >> Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but we. we don't have a sink anymore. Capri. broke it. >> Oh, we actually don't have a sink any. anymore. Capri broke it. >> I remember when Capri Capri broke it. Yeah.
UM. >> WHO'S CALLING? >> LET ME START MY WALK BACK. UM. it's pretty hot out here. So, do you. have water there? >> Um I have a Celsius under the table. >> Okay. Um. okay, that's perfect. I'll be there in. like 2 and 1/2 hours. I just have to. walk. >> All right, well, I'll see you soon. >> All right, thank you for giving me. another chance. >> Yeah, last chance you get. I don't know if that was the right.
choice. >> I told you we should have gotten. Camilla. >> Hey, guys. >> You're back? >> How's it. How's it going? >> God, you [ __ ] smell. >> I know. >> Well, I think. >> I haven't showered in a long time. Richie, how have you been? Kayla, how. long have. >> Dude, I've been good, but I missed you. >> I missed you, too, Richie. I missed you, Kayla.
>> I guess I kind of missed you, too. This. was hard. I was just trying to get into. topics and it just wasn't working. >> about? Bob House drama? I miss talking. about this. You know, um. last week, you know, I uh that was my. first episode where I didn't really get. the. the fans uh the fans' support with what. I was saying. Uh. And, you know, you got to you got to, you know, got to learn and got to grow and got to, you know, mess up so you can be better.
Um. Caleb, I'm sorry for being. >> No, can I say you guys should hear how. much we bully each other like when we. are actually just hanging out? Like I. promise. >> That's why I'm like. I we could have cut that out of the. episode, but I was like leave it. >> This is how we actually are. >> Like yo, Caleb bullies me, y'all. >> I do bully Jacob. I bully Jacob a lot. And I was also really sensitive because. I was just about to get my period and so. it just like amplified all my emotions. Like literally right when I got home I.
was a bloodbath out of my pants out of. my virginal hole. It was red right after. that so I knew that that's what started. it. >> No, I know we're not doing that. No, I. love that for you. I can't. I can't say anything. that's not in agreement with Caleb. anymore. I agree. >> Yeah, you like period? >> Guys, don't be mad at me. >> Would you eat a girl out on her period? >> Uh, I've done it. >> Oh. >> Mhm. >> Freaking the sheets. >> Duh. >> Duh. But yeah. >> Hey, one thing that hasn't changed about. me, I've been By the way, since I got.
kicked off the show, y'all, I've been. outside. Um Richie's been like feeding. me every couple days. Um but I've been sleeping outside of the. studio. Um Don't worry, I have someone. taking care of my cats. Um but I got. evicted and. >> Oh. Oh, speaking of that, I do have to say. since we did fire you for the week, um. your pay is going to be substantially. lower. I'm taking now 70%. >> Okay, cool. >> So. Okay, cool. >> Well, I'm glad we got that out of the. way. >> Cool. Yeah, I'm glad you weren't upset.
about that. Okay. >> Um so, wait, so. >> Can I just say I'm so [ __ ] hungover. right now? Yesterday was St. Patrick's. Day. I hope everybody had all the luck. in the world. >> I'm still wearing my green. >> I know, you literally wore that. yesterday. Disgusting. >> wear the same. >> Well, you wore that coat. >> It was pretty close to this. >> We got so well we didn't even get that. drunk but we won't get into it but there. was a lot of drama that happened last. night. >> Oh my god. >> So I'm just like mentally drained. >> Oh my god.
That was really good. >> Thank you. >> But yeah, there was just a lot of drama. I'm feeling really like not even. hungover but just like I could like not. talk for the entire day. Like. >> Yeah. >> Like there was a lot and then. >> And then. >> after everything happened we brought out. the Ouija board and we were talking to. my dead grandma. >> You were? >> how we ended the night. We talked to my. dead grandma. >> Bev. >> Shoutout Bev. No, well I hope that you. actually I would like an apology from. her for being so rude to me my entire. life and commenting hate things on my.
TikToks hate comments. Sent me a fake. account. I already said that on here but. yeah. >> Wow. >> So. >> Well, we were able to channel her energy. yesterday. >> She was flickering the lights. Every. time we would say my dead grandma's name. the lights would flicker in Jacob's. apartment. So we bring out a Ouija board. and we're like is this Bev? Yes. >> I feel like somebody was moving. >> I was not moving it. >> Well, who was there? How many people? >> Just three of us. >> Who's the other? >> Noah. >> Do you guys think he would move it? >> No, his fingers There was a point where. all of our fingers were like this and it. actually moved. Like you saw that. It.
was moving. It was freaky as hell. I low. key was kind of moving it. I'M NOT. WHY THE [ __ ] WOULD YOU ASK WHO'S MOVING. IT THEN IF you're the one. >> Like I low key definitely Like I think. it's like subconscious. Like I just want. And then And then we'd be like whoa. >> It is. That's how Ouija boards work is. that you're subconsciously moving it. >> of just moving it because you want it to. go somewhere. >> But you don't even realize you're moving. it. >> Like it's not going to move like all. right then move that Celsius can. >> Well, what ghost? There's no board. >> Tell Bev too.
>> Bev? Oh my god. Bro, if the if it tips over. or something right now I'd actually. freak out. >> Bev. >> Bev loves caffeine. >> Bev actually did not like caffeine. >> Oh, really? >> Well, actually no she drank black coffee. every morning, I think. So. >> Okay. What do you think she'd think of. Chelsea? >> Ooh. >> No. >> Mhm, you'd get a spanking on the rear. for that one. >> Ooh. >> Ooh. >> That might turn me on for a minute. >> Okay. So, we ran into Julia and. McKinley, and you ran into the love of. your life. >> Well, we did. We were at Jon & Vinny's,
um, and we ran into them. They were just. eating dinner, and I thought of a quick. video. We filmed it, and I low-key just. fell in love, and then. that was pretty much it. >> How did you feel? >> It felt good. It was like 5 minutes of. just like the best moments of my life. Um, I made a video that said, um, cuz. Julia is like famous for loving BBC, and. I love BBC, too. Um, I think bringing. back. >> Clip that. >> Bringing back Hey, wait, let me finish.
my sentence. I think bringing back crayons to. restaurants is very good for the. restaurant business. Um, so I'm all in support. Um, and at Jon &. Vinny's, great restaurant, um, they give. you crayons to draw. So, um, yeah, Julia. and I have a lot in common, and um, it. was good to see her for 5 minutes. >> What a brilliant [ __ ] idea. >> Honestly, I thought of that in the. shower, and I was like, that's genius. >> You know, she would love my car's name. It's BBT. Big black truck.
>> Oh, I love it. >> My BBT is parked outside. >> It is a big truck. >> It is a big truck. I really love my. truck. I feel really powerful when I. drive it, like really powerful. And I. have truck privilege. I said this. before, turn signal on, everybody's. letting me over cuz they think I'm going. to hit them, cuz I am dominant of the. road when you're in a bigger car. >> Mhm. >> Truck privilege. When I was driving. around my [ __ ] pink. Ford Bronco, turn signal on, people were. like not letting me over. They were. doing everything to not let me get my.
exit. Now, it's like I'm the owner of. Ventura. highway. >> Now, is that how it feels? Cuz you're. also high up off the ground. >> eye to eye with like semi-truck drivers. and it's like pretty or in the. drive-thru. You guys give like the nod? Like the. >> I when I see a truck that is smaller. than mine, I always yell, "My truck's. bigger.". >> No, I can't do that. I got to be. careful. The comments. >> I'll kick you right the back off and.
I'll start taking 80% when you come. back. Yeah, watch yourself, WHITE BOY. >> OH. BRINGING race into it. >> No, shut the [ __ ] Oh my god, there's so. much [ __ ] The Huda [ __ ] was crazy. So, basically, I will not watch Love Island. I will not watch dating shows because. they actually give me so much like I. can't. Like I actually like. I can't do it. But, on Love Island, there was like everybody knows who Huda. is. I'm not even going to like sit here. and describe who she is. But, um. apparently, like on the show, she like. displayed that she's a very crazy girl.
and everybody loved it. And now, apparently, she just broke in to her. ex-boyfriend's house or something and. has a restraining order against her from. like some girl and like texts were. leaked and [ __ ] like that. And Huda's. online being like, "I didn't do that.". I'm like, "Damn.". >> Is it proven that she did it? >> Appar- allegedly, it is because it's I. just saw a Tik Tok this morning and the. girl was like, "I did not fake any of. these text messages. I found them online. through the cease or from the. the case that was filed against her.
Like they're public record, apparently.". >> Oh, wow. She got arrested? >> Accused. >> reported. But, temporary restraining order. following allegations of harassment, threats, and trespassing made by Nicole. Olivera. >> Wait, her and Louis broke up? >> I don't know who that is. But, >> No, I I guess her and Louis are. still together, but I I think Nicole is. Louis's ex. So, she's threatening the. ex.
The boyfriend's ex. >> While she's dating Louis. >> While she's dating the boyfriend. So. yeah, while she's dating Louis. >> Is that Louie or Lewis? >> Louie. Lewis. Louie. >> Lewis Louie. To be honest, I think it's. the same spell. >> Lewis. >> King Louie Russell the third. >> Our judge Kristen. >> Louie Russell. >> temporary restraining order requiring. her to stay 100 yards away from Olivera, her son, in their home. Dude, this is. some [ __ ] I would have done when I was. 18. This is some [ __ ] I've probably been. close to receiving before. >> Mhm. >> Mhm.
Yeah. This is. Wow. That's actually [ __ ] insane. >> I don't know too much about all this. I. don't I've never watched. >> Wait, I want to know what the text. messages are. Can we see I like I. haven't read them yet, but I've heard. about them that apparently they're. [ __ ] crazy. >> provided the text message that was. submitted into evidence to help his baby. mom, Nicole, get a restraining order. against Huda. >> The help chat was provided to me from. Nicole. As you can see, it is a message. from Louie on February 20th at 4:56 a.m. Nick, [ __ ] is so bad, bro. I'm not going.
to tell you right now. I'm going to have. to tell you in person. To which she. responds with a contact. It goes on to. say, Nick, call the police for when I. come up. She's bugging. So this was on. February 20th at 8:09. It is unclear. when Louie actually got to her. apartment. But we do know, according to. the text messages, that Huda arrived at. 1:08 a.m. The screenshot shows drop-off. at 1:08 a.m. The next day, you can see. that 18 photos were sent. Text messages.
that were submitted into evidence to. help grant the restraining order. 18 of. these photos were sent. Only seven of. them were made public. I will try to. gain access to the rest of those. messages cuz I'm very curious to see. them if there were any threats to. children made. Skittering that he is the. one that provided these messages that. help her get the restraining order. granted. I would assume that Louie was. in support of the restraining order, or. else he wouldn't have provided evidence. to help her get the restraining. However, this is all getting really, really messy. These text messages were. submitted into evidence. They were sent.
by Louie Russell himself. As I. previously mentioned, this all went down. about a month ago. Huda and Louie are. fine. They are back together. He has. since posted her on social media. They. were together last night. So, all seems. to be well as far as their relationship. goes. Worst things are not resolved. between. >> I'm not even sure I followed that. Um, so. What happened? >> Basically, um, Louie Louis, um, helped his baby mama get a restraining.
order against Huda cuz she was acting. crazy. >> Uh-huh. >> So, I guess like Huda was just like. crashing out against his baby mama. >> Who he has a kid with. That's what a. baby mama means. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, they have a kid. together. Yeah. >> And so. he helped. his baby mama get a restraining order. against Huda. >> girlfriend Huda. Okay. >> You had to be doing some crazy ass [ __ ].
That you've got to be on some like. different timing. I want to know what. happened. >> happy. >> No, I want to know what happened so bad. >> And apparently, she's saying this never. happened. >> Yeah, which is if she's getting these. screenshots from evidence. and she does have a restraining Like, okay, here's the thing that I saw. There's no way that it's not true. because getting a restraining order, especially in LA, like you have to have. evidence. It's very hard. There has to. be like a form of threat or harassment, like one or the other to actually get. one. So, like she definitely did it or.
did some of it because you. you can't just go to the [ __ ] police. and be like, "I want a restraining order. against cuz I don't like this person.". Like, you literally can't do that. You. need evidence. >> So, you think it's real? >> It has to be. >> Even though she's saying it's not. >> I There's no way it's not cuz like she. The restraining order. >> proven that she got one? A restraining. >> Yeah. Yeah, right? >> Temporary restraining order. So it is true. Yeah, so. well what a crazy situation and then.
they're back together. Oh, she claimed that she would take. Well, this guy dark. Wait, all right, who said that? >> Lewis Wait, who does. after literally threatening she claiming. she starting her own life? >> Yeah, and I'll also threatening. the baby mama and the the child. allegedly. What? That is so.
>> And now they're back together. >> Yeah, that's some toxic [ __ ] I swear. I. promise like this is so toxic. >> It happens. >> It happens. We've all No, we have all. been there through that. You've been. through that? >> You know, I can't say I have. >> What that? I've been the one filing a restraining. order, but I've never been the one. I've never been the receive e of a. restraining order. >> Had that anything having with that on.
either side, you know. But you know, I uh. >> That's kind of crazy. It's like a. everybody's online though being like. bro. She presented this behavior like on. TV and now y'all have a problem with it. I'm like that's the dumbest argument. like. >> She just seemed like problematic. I. remember when we talked about her before. I was like she was like damn I kind of. love her. >> Yeah. >> Because she's a baddie and she's got. attitude, but then this is like a little. bit too much. Uh uh. >> See this is like my type of woman. AND.
WHAT. IS THE thing with guys like in crazy. girls? Like what is it like from a man's. perspective? Like that is so enticing. >> you're asking the guy who said that's. his type of woman. Yo, so what is it Richie? What is it the. thrill? Is it the. >> I I. I mean I was joking with you guys, but. she's a baddie. >> Oh, it is. >> Do you like crazy girls? >> Um. I don't not like crazy girls. And it. depends the definition of crazy. Like.
this type of crazy, no. >> Mhm. >> But a little bit, you know, little bit, you know, uh. some feisty. >> Like some wrath. >> What does that mean? >> Wrath. >> Like. >> Like ah. >> Yeah, a little bit. >> Like some sass. >> Some sass. >> cool. Like, you know, like stand on what. you believe in. Like be a bad [ __ ]. like, you know? >> Mhm. >> I think that's hot. When when someone's. like really confident in who they are. and can really stand on business.
>> Confident enough to like threaten. people's lives? Like. >> Not like that, Richie. >> Not like that, dude. See, that's the extreme. Now, but but I. also. like. I don't know if crazy's the right word. for it then. Maybe not. I think I have. just like confident girls. >> Confident girls, okay, yeah. So, not. crazy girls. >> So, so maybe not. >> Cuz I've met a lot of guys who are like, "I love me a crazy woman, one that will. kill for me." And I'm like, "Y'all want. crazy until you [ __ ] have crazy." Cuz. I've been crazy. I've been crazy and. it's not good and then nobody likes it.
And then it's also like girls, like I've. wanted a man who's like crazy and then. you don't want it. And then you don't. want it because you. you talk to one guy at the bar, you. know, "Excuse me.". Uh-uh-uh. No, no, no. >> Yeah, I think. in theory it's kind of like, "Oh, it's. that like rockstar love, you know? It's. like toxic and exciting and crazy." But. when it really comes down to it, sometimes it's not what it's hyped up to. >> I think the more you grow up, the more. you realize that like it's not as.
romanticized as we make it in our heads. Like when you're young, like that [ __ ]. is so like fun and it's almost like a. canon event. But like when you start. growing up, it's like, "Yeah, so that's. like not what you want to be with for 40. years or like deal with. >> there's not longevity in that. >> No, it's literally like you will destroy. yourself. Like Like now you have a. [ __ ] like friend. >> to chime in and say some other funny. [ __ ]. He just He always goes on the other side. of whatever we're talking about. He'll. like say something polar opposite. opinion, which is hilarious.
>> One of my friends Well, no, I wouldn't. say Well, actually I'm not even going to. say that. Recently committed arson. >> What does that mean? >> Somebody I know recently committed. arson. >> What is arson? >> Uh when you light things on fire. >> Are we going to have to cut this? >> No, I'm just not going to say who it. was. >> Okay. Oh, I know. >> Jacob, what the [ __ ]. Jacob, what the hell? >> Banging it out. Bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus. >> Content, content, content, content. >> Exclusive, exclusive, exclusive. >> Uncensored, uncensored, uncensored,
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did you get? >> Um double D's. >> Uh you might want a refund, buddy. That's giving A. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. It's giving like. >> Wait, which ones did you get? >> Uh I got Well, I got 350 350 ml and when. I got measured it was a double D. >> Oh, okay, so like a a D double D, yeah. >> Awful. I would really get a refund cuz I. can't even It might be a uniboob, too. We might be in the same boat. You're. going to get comments real soon. >> Really? >> I Yeah, I literally. >> I really can't take any more comments. against me.
>> You should have seen me right after my. boob job. >> or whatever they say. >> Wait, so what did you get? >> Okay, so actually, shoutout to Dr. Dorfman um in Beverly Hills. >> Is it a BBL doctor? >> I mean, >> BBL? >> He actually like he does He does BBLs, he does boob jobs. >> Wait, yeah, I've definitely heard of him. before, Dr. Dorfman. >> He's legit, man, a great guy. Um he's. helping me with my hair loss journey. because of all the comments and everyone. switching up on me. I started losing. hair last week. Um it They just started falling out. I. would wake up with piles of hair and.
they're like, "Jacob's so mean. He's a. terrible person." And I'm like, "Guys, don't judge my character off 40 minutes. I've lived thousands of hours in this. life and been nice to people, man." And. um you know, long story short, um my. hair's falling out. I'm actually just. balding. And so. >> Top comment. >> I got hair exosomes um. which is like um I actually don't know. exactly what it is. All I know is that. it was the worst pain I've ever felt in. my life and they didn't numb me. Um not. that that's a bad thing. It was very.
quick. It was a couple minutes. Um I'm. starting to take medication to grow back. my hair and I'm going to do the hair. exosomes. Um it's spelled e x o s o m e s. >> Oh, wow. >> Um. Shoutout to him. Yeah, that's. >> Wait, so you're going to have like a. full thing of hair? >> I that according to him. um I am supposed to. Um I'm going to. start taking like some uh. medication on top of every 3 months. going and get these hair exosomes. Um.
And it was a great office. Everyone. there was super nice and I'm excited to. be on the journey with him. >> Ooh, I kind of want to get something. >> And um just excited to be working with. him, man. Shout out to you and I'm going. to be open and honest about this because. if you guys see me with a full set of. hair, you know, which I I look I've been open about it. Like, you know, it's an insecurity of. mine and I want to have a full set of. hair and it is what it is. >> I hate [ __ ] that will like. literally get like BBLs, boob jobs, or. like like hair transplants and like lie.
about it. Or things as little as lip. filler. It's like, [ __ ] like you are. not only harming like people by like. them thinking that this is just like a. natural thing. But it's just like, who. the [ __ ] cares? Like, why the [ __ ] would. I sit here and hide that I got a boob. job? Like, that's so stupid. Like, what. the [ __ ] Or lip filler. Or if I went. and got a BBL, why the [ __ ] would I I do. not understand why people hide it and. try to be natural because I promise, babe, you don't even look natural and. it's embarrassing that you're sitting. here trying to portray it that way. Like, I hate that [ __ ] So stupid. >> Also, like, I'm not embarrassed. Like, I. want a better set of hair. And like,
you know, >> Yeah. >> that's it. Like, I don't care how I got. it. Like, when I'm walking around with a. full set of hair, I'm not going to lie. and be like, "Oh, I started uh taking. this oil." It's like, no, I got. injections in my head. And it felt like. being stapled 30 times. I My head right. now still really hurts. >> It is crazy you didn't get numb. Do you. even get numb for like lip filler? >> And they said they go um they were like. Oh, I was like, "Yeah, I have my palm. tatted." I was like, "Is this going to. hurt more?" I saw the needle and the. syringe full of liquid and I was like, "Oh my god." And then they go I go, "Is.
this going to like really hurt? Like, does this hurt more than a tattoo?" Cuz. it's right into your head like. >> Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh my god. >> She was like, "Um she was like, "I think tattoos hurt more." Then I'm. like, "All right, fine. Let's just do. this thing.". And all of a sudden, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, yeah, that's what it felt like to be stapled. in the head. Then I'm like, I'm low-key like low-key. all the All right, I'm just going to say. it. Very good-looking people at that. office. Like so I had to like be like. aura, you know, like I'm having like a.
conversation while I'm in a lot of pain. I'm like, yeah, so um. >> Power of [ __ ]. >> after afterwards I. she was like, we've never had someone. that didn't react. >> So you stayed in their mind. Like you it. worked. >> like, I didn't want to tell you but this. is the most painful thing we do here. And I was like, that makes sense. >> With no numbing cream. >> She was like, you might have a headache. for a while. I still have the headache. Like I had so much like tightness in my. head. It's still there. I took Tylenol. this morning but I can't go to the gym. till Friday. Not supposed to sweat.
Um and um. >> You're not supposed to sweat? >> Because it's like um. >> We're in a heat wave. >> Yeah, right. Right time for a heat wave. >> And I was I've been outside for 3 days. so um locked outside. Um. >> So that probably really messed with the. So you might start growing hair on in. the middle of my face. >> But also that Okay, guys, another thing, the medication I'm going to start taking. is actually going to grow my facial. hair, too. >> You want facial hair? >> I don't want it but it's a side effect. that a lot of men actually like because.
it fills like the patchiness of all your. facial hair. So. >> Woah. >> um. >> Woah. Oh. >> Look at that. Oh my god. >> Oh, you're about to be like that again. with that whole mop of hair. >> Yeah, I miss having hair. Look Look at. Look at that picture. You see that one? The little one of me? >> The this kid? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That's me. You know that's me? >> That's crazy. >> kid? >> Wow. I knew it was you when I saw it. >> Swag. >> That is actually aura. >> I was just like. >> That would be my profile picture. >> Should I change that? >> That's a really good profile picture.
Like I think it's aura when people have. baby pictures as like their thing and. it's like a badass picture of them as a. kid. Like that's an aura ass profile. picture. >> Maybe I'll change it. >> I think it 2026 new profile picture for. Jacob Sartorius. >> If you Google Jacob Sartorius with a. beard, nothing comes up. >> Cuz I've never had one. >> It's time to change that. >> So I think I could I think I could do it. eventually. I've never I can't grow uh a. beard. So. Yeah. >> I feel like. This is my unpopular opinion and I I've.
like I've said this so many times. I. feel like when you're in your 20s you. shouldn't have a beard because or try to. look older because when you're young you. want to look young because when you're. older you're going to want to look. young. So, look young while you can. >> Real. >> It's like in your 20s don't grow a beard. to look older. Like keep that baby face. while you have it cuz in 20 years you're. going to be like damn I looked 40 when I. was 20. I [ __ ] regret that. >> True. >> Yeah, but what if you're like ugly and. then you got to you know cover it up? >> Like what if we with a beard is chop.
chin? >> Like like no, usually beards are like. uh what do they call it? Like men's. makeup. >> Yeah. >> Like it's. >> That's true. You you see a lot of guys. like without their beard and you're like. woah. >> And you're like ooh. >> That's a different person. >> One of my ex-boyfriend's dad had like. the longest beard ever. Like so long and. he looked like very manly and then one. day he shaved it and his chin was like. this small. He looked like a baby. I was. like woah. Like that's [ __ ] scary. Like that's scary. >> Yeah. >> That's really intense. >> a different person. >> I also could never date a guy with a.
beard I think because that if especially. if it's long like I'm telling you girls. know this when you make out with a guy. with a beard or stubble if you make out. for too long your entire like ring. around your lips gets so irritated and. red and like horrid. Like I I remember. once I was making out with a guy who had. stubble and by the end of the night my. [ __ ] upper lip was rubbed raw. And it was so painful. >> It is literally a facial rug burn. Like. it is not fun. >> Damn. >> Like hell no. >> I want to try that. >> No, it's not. We'll go find somebody. with some stubble. Oh, Richie.
>> Richie, do you have any stubble right. now? >> Uh not right now. I just shaved. >> Oh, out of luck. >> Next week. Next week. Next week. Tomorrow. >> Ooh. >> Tomorrow. >> Woah. >> Tomorrow. >> Tomorrow. >> You're here. >> I got to prepare. I need to do. everything. Shower. >> Oh. >> yeah guys we're we're filming back to. back cuz I go to Miami in a week. I'm so. excited. When I tell you I'm coming back. with the most lore, the most lore drop. of lores. I actually got into my first. or my second really bad Karen experience. yesterday.
And I can't share it because I I I will. tell you guys after Miami because I'm. keeping this information from the group. that I'm going with to wait until. they're trapped there to let them know. the issue that we are having with the. rental home that I booked. There was a. very large issue, but I need everybody. to be down there and stuck there when I. tell them the news. >> Yeah, we were working out at the gym. I. mean I we could say this part. I won't. say any details, but we were just we. were both on the treadmill. It's like. 9:00 in the morning. This was yesterday. >> Yeah. >> And all of a sudden Kayla gets a call. from this like. >> And I jump off the treadmill while it's.
moving. I jump off the treadmill. I go outside. Everybody at Erewhon is seeing me on the. phone going [ __ ] ballistic on this. woman. And I'm very nice and I'm very. respectful, but I'll explain this the. scenario on the Miami episode when I. recap Miami. But like I am very nice to. people, especially people who are like service. workers or anything. I'm just a nice. person. But. if you are [ __ ] me over and you made. a mistake on your end and then you call.
me and start yelling at me, having an. attitude with me, threatening me, and. then talking down to me because I'm half. of your [ __ ] age, I'm going to go the. [ __ ] I have never in my life all of. Erewhon was staring at me. I'm [ __ ]. screaming into my phone. I'm. Woo! And it was for a right reason. So, I [ __ ] hate her and she hasn't. responded to any of my texts and I will. be taking her to [ __ ] court if it. gets any farther. I [ __ ] I can't. So. unprofessional. Okay, sorry. That was my Oh god, blood. pressure. >> She's going to sue your ass, whoever you. are. >> And she blamed She blamed the whole.
mistake that she made, get this, on her. breaking her hand 2 weeks ago. And she. goes, "I'll send you the paperwork if. you don't believe me." I was like, "I. don't give a damn if you broke your. neck. You're dumb.". [ __ ] you. Anyways, okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I apologize. That wasn't. nice. >> Did you see that um Tabitha and Michael. broke up? >> I did. >> I actually before we get into it, I have. some crazy lore on this and so this is. when I first started social media, I was. like 18 and like I thought that Tabitha. hated me so bad. Do you remember I think. I told you about this movie?
Well, basically like. there was this I was so stupid and just. thought that like anything had to do. with me. This was like 4 years ago and. um it was right when I was collabing. with Jc. And um right when I collabed with him, she made a video like with him and being. like I guess everybody gets a collab. with him now and I was like she [ __ ]. hates me. And then I'm pretty sure she. blocked me for 2 weeks but now we're. friends and we are mutuals and I. actually really like her but um anyways, they broke up. >> I did see that. Richie, I want Richie to. react also I think we. >> This is so sad.
>> We look up their TikToks. >> Of course. I I don't really know what's. going on with this situation at all to. be honest. >> Oh, it's real. >> And there's apparently stuff with like. Alex Warren, too. >> Right. Yeah, I No, I'm tapped in with this. >> I have no idea how to start this. I have. put off making this video because I. don't. really know what I'm supposed to say. So instead I wrote it all down. So many. people on the internet have already made. so many speculations. I haven't even. gone to process everything myself. So.
even now I feel like I really am not. ready to talk about this but I also just. feel like I have to. >> I'm sorry. The top comment is so. Like that would send me into spiral. If this helps, I have no idea WHO YOU. ARE. WHY ARE YOU COMMENTING? LIKE I HATE. like what the [ __ ] bro? That's. >> I don't know why like when I watch these. videos at alone, I don't like have the urge to laugh but. when Richie's here and when when we're. in the moment and I know I'm on camera, something about that makes me like want. to nervous laugh right now.
>> Oh, I can nervous laugh. >> It's not because like I think this is. funny but let's continue. I just want to. put that out there. >> You just understand Michael and I are no. longer together. Michael and I met when. he was 20 and I was 21. This year I'm. turning 26. The beginning of your 20s, you're really. discovering who you are and who you want. to be. When I moved to LA, I feel like I. just really lost who Tabitha was. I put. my whole identity in my relationship and. so when my relationship wasn't doing. well, the rest of my whole life just. fell apart. I didn't feel like I could.
be productive. I didn't feel like I. could hang around friends. I didn't want. to talk to my family. So many people. just looked up to our relationship. I. also. it's not perfect. Obviously, you want to. post all of the good things and you. don't think about how damaging that. could be when you you yourself are. looking back. I know that so many people. are going to say that we failed because. people have already texted me saying. that. People have texted me just saying. that I gave up, which I really let. bother me for a while cuz those people. never knew what was actually going on.
Michael and I tried space, we tried. time, we tried therapy. We really really. did try. I think that's just what's so. confusing. It's not just losing a. boyfriend. It's it's losing the person I. was glued to for. >> No, thank god. >> Yeah, I was like is she still talking? >> All right, now look up Michael's video. Now look up his video. >> It is so sad that she's like. she looks really sad. It's sad that. she's like I don't want people to think. that I failed. Like that's so sad. Like. a relationship failing doesn't mean you. failed yourself. It just means you guys.
weren't meant to be. And she seems like such a sweet girl. >> Yeah, no, she's super nice. I remember. like when I used to go over to the. Hype House. Everyone was cool, man. Uh Michael's super cool, too. >> As you see, a lot of you guys have seen. my background's different, which makes. sense. Um. me and Tab broke up. But not only am I. just going through a breakup, there's a. lot of things going on that's different. in my life. Basically, I moved here with. three people um from LA, my two best. friends and my girlfriend. And.
>> I guess it was me and Big Bear by the. way. >> No, that literally was Jacob and Big. Bear. >> Like I literally had a moment like this. in Big Bear. I just it's the painful crying where I. you're just crying so much and you're. like. I kept doing that. All right, let's. continue. >> Hey, you're allowed to have a moment. You didn't post it online. >> Everybody I didn't and I was very. embarrassed that even Kayla and Noah saw. it. >> No, that's part of being friends. You. see. >> It is. Friends are supposed to be there. for you. This is a little different to. me. >> Yeah. >> They're really hard um. adjustment period cuz I've never had to. be alone. Um. especially just like far from my family.
I'm now in Tennessee, which was a place. that I thought I was going to like. possibly raise a family or. whatever that that next season of my. life was. I'm basically starting from. ground zero. Um but yeah, I just I. wanted to make this video cuz I. I want to be honest and maybe just. document this for, you know, future me. when whenever I start thriving again. Sorry that the music's taking a little. bit longer. I've just. uh. I'm going through a lot. I just feel a lot of you guys can see my.
background is different. >> That's how I cry when it's really. painful. Um. >> That is like. >> Wait, what were you going to say? >> I was like this is sad. Being like. that's a five-year relationship almost. >> No, they seemed I thought they were. going to get married. >> Yeah, no, they both are like seem like. very You've met them? >> Yeah, and. um a lot of people are saying that when. he talks about moving to Nashville with. his three friends, they're talking about. Alex Warren and Cöver. And I think they cut communication with.
him as well. And a lot of people are. wondering a lot of the If we go to the. comments, a lot of people are like Alex. and. What does that mean? Did they break up? >> No, no, that like he lost Alex and. Cöver, too. They're still together, Alex. and Cöver. >> Alex and Cöver also they are literally. married. Oh, so but they're talking about when. he's saying. >> His other two friends cuz it probably. most likely is about that cuz they did. all move to Nashville together. I wonder. what happened. Like I really wonder what happened cuz I.
remember literally last year, like right. before Ordinary came out, that they were. all hanging out 24/7. They had an. account with like It was like the Ring. doorbell. They would like constantly. make videos together. Like I wonder what. happened. >> Yeah, I do, too. >> Like I'm so parasocial with like that. group. I like I would like they'd pop up. my FYP page. I'd always watch their. videos. It's like I'm very like. >> They all lived together, I think. >> They did. Yeah. >> At the Hype House, and then I feel like. they lived together somewhere else, too. So. >> What's your theory?
>> I don't know. And then there was um. If we go to his reposts on TikTok, he. reposted a video. >> Oh, yeah, of Piper. >> Is that why he reposted it? >> Yeah, that's fully his song. >> That's why he reposted it. >> Oh, but a lot of people are speculating. why Wait, wait, go to the last slide. A lot of people are speculating why he. reposted this video where it says like. waking up from a dream where they. apologize. And then but that's fully his. song. >> That's probably why he reposted it. He.
He probably reposts a bunch of videos. >> the song? They're like an audio thing? >> Yeah, it says. >> Yeah. Yeah, that's why. >> Yeah, no, he probably paid for a TikTok. campaign. >> Yeah, no. >> To have influencers post it and just. reposted it. Oh, yeah, but yeah, all. right. Well. >> Well, that clears up that. Cuz like. yeah, you showed me that a couple days. ago. I was like that's talking crazy, but yeah, that's his song. That's why. That's so sad, though. >> part is the Alex Warren stuff. >> No, yeah, that's crazy. >> Yeah. I used to go on tour together. I. moved out here with three friends and. they're no longer in my life anymore. So, he lost his girl and then Alex and.
Kouvr. It seems like they don't even. talk anymore. I mean, Alex is like the. biggest artist in the world. So. >> Maybe he got busy. I just I remember. like before Ordinary, like uh Michael. would open for Alex. And like they would. go on tour together. Like Kouvr and. Tabitha were best friends. Like I really. am like. what happened? I feel like maybe they just drifted. because Alex is like constantly on tour. and stuff. >> Yeah, I'm sure his lifestyle changed a.
lot. >> Yeah, for sure. >> performing at the Grammys and then going. on tour and then with Ed Sheeran and. then with Lana Del Rey and MGK. And. I mean, it's kind of probably hard to. keep up. But it's probably sad for Michael. I. mean. >> Oh my god, I could not imagine. >> He lost like three of the closest people. in his life, but. >> That's like if when I moved to LA three. years ago, like I just like lost. everybody that I moved here with. Like. if Emma was just like, "Oh, like yeah, that would [ __ ] me up so bad." Or if I. did like yeah, like let's say I moved to.
[ __ ] Nashville and then every single. one of my friends out there just stopped. talking to me. Like I'd be like, "Damn.". I mean, that would That's like the cuz. got to be the worst feeling, especially. since I guess from the videos family. even lives out here. And Nashville's a lonely ass place when. you don't know anybody. >> Yeah, I like Nashville. It's a nice place. >> OBVIOUSLY LOVE IT. >> IT'S COOL. It's good for music. >> That's so sad. I feel bad for them. >> Yeah, I do, too. >> Maybe when I see Alex Warren at my. apartment, I'll ask him. >> I'm going to be about to live on the. same floor as him.
>> Where he literally me, Jacob, and Alex. Warren are all going to be neighbors. >> That's awesome. >> That's like kind of really cool. That's. like kind of really cool. >> But he doesn't even live there a lot. >> Yeah, I know. >> he just pays for his friends. >> I saw him on the Kids' Choice Awards. I. said that when he was leaving valet and. I was pulling in. And he like stopped. his car. He's like, "Hey, what's up, Kayla?" And I was like. And I was like, "How are you? I saw you. like went to the Kids' Choice Awards.". He's like, "Yeah, I got slimed." And I. was like, "How cool.". >> He's so up. >> He's so nice, too. Like he did not have. to fully stop and talk to me. We talked. for like five minutes. I was like, "This.
is so lit.". >> Yeah, he's a good guy. Shout out to Alex. >> Shout out to all of them. I feel bad. That's so awful. I just want to know. what happened. Can somebody, one of you. guys, please secretly DM me? It could be. on a burner account. Just let me know. what happened cuz I really want to know. Either Michael's have a tab, Alex or. Cover. Just DM me and I won't say. anything. >> Well, I was just going to say, should we. like deep dive it? >> Richie, well, Richie, I know you have a. theory of what happened. Why don't you. tell the people? >> Uh, yeah, he. Michael, I think his name is, definitely. cheated.
>> Wow. >> Definitely. >> Wow. >> Michael cheated cuz why did. Cougar and Alex leave him? >> But I think they also stopped talking to. Tabitha, too. >> I'm just like combining words together. >> What? >> don't know. >> He's just like It's like um what's that. game um where you like put random words. in it? >> Like a Mad Lib? >> Yeah, Mad Libs. That was my Mad Libs. I'm just mashing things together. I'm. like, I don't know who any of these. people are. Who are they? >> Somebody please DM me and tell me what. happened because I'm very invested in.
something that has nothing to do with. me. >> Yep. >> Well, maybe when I'm in Nashville next. time, one of you guys will secretly get. coffee, and I'll just like and like. instead of even talking, just like write. it down, and you're like sliding it over. secretly, and then I hand over a bag of. drugs, call the cops, jail. For them. Just maybe. >> Wait, what? >> I don't know. Maybe just a set up, maybe. >> So, set up sting operation? >> It's a sting operation, but also I But. if you give me But that's only if they. don't tell me the tea. If you don't tell. me the tea, I'm planting drugs across. the table. If you do tell me the tea, I might not. do it. I still might do it just for the.
plot. >> What if they want the drugs? >> Yeah, what if they just do the drugs? >> Then it's still jail time right there. Well, then it was a successful sting, and I might be friends with them, too. We might all do them together at. uh. uh the beanery. >> Okay. Speaking of breakups, Piper. Rockelle and Gavin So, Gavin Magnus, my. little bro, who I've known for a minute, he broke up with his girlfriend. And. then he started posting with Piper. Rockelle. And Piper Rockelle and him. have been like friends for a minute,
bro. Like the internet loves them. together. And then Gavin's ex that he. just broke up with is posting with Capri. right after their breakup. So, let's let's play some of the videos. that Gavin and Piper are filming first. Like, the fans love it. Now, this is. what the fans want to see. Like, it's. going crazy. And um. >> Oh my god, she looks so good in that. What the hell-y? Yeah. Well, wait. >> Little bro with G, for real.
>> Capri's low-key on demon timing. >> And then let's go to. uh Capri. >> Capri breaks our seeing. He's on demon. timing. We ran into him in Vegas. >> Yeah. That's Gavin's ex-girlfriend. >> Ooh, she's pretty. That is so. >> Yeah, so they're it's like this they. they But, that's so petty to like. >> Okay, would you not do the same thing at. 18? >> Are they all like 18? >> Yes. I would want to I would be doing. worse. >> probably. >> I I literally when me and my ex broke. up, I went to the bar a week later and.
was posting videos on my public Snapchat. me making out with random men. This is. 100%. >> Didn't you do that recently? >> Yeah. What was that? January? End of. January? Yes. Like, 2 months ago. >> So, I guess maybe you you never grow out. of it, you know? >> I get doing petty [ __ ] Genuinely, this. is some [ __ ] I would do. >> I would never do this. >> Well, okay. You're just on a You're. You're more mature. >> I just feel like then it comes across as. like, why would I don't know. It's obviously backfiring for them. because everyone's like likes Gavin and. Piper together.
>> Yeah. >> So, it I don't think it did what they. thought. But, I mean, maybe personally. it's getting to Gavin potentially. But, like. >> did they date? >> Gavin and his ex? >> Yeah. >> I don't know. Like, a year, I guess. I. don't know. >> This is so. insane. Like, I just I can't. >> But, I know Capri probably saw this and. then was like, oh, well, I'm going to DM. your ex. And then it's It is kind of. childish, but you know.
>> And when you're 18. >> a child. Yeah. They're also kids. >> Yeah, like. I have friends who. are like, you know, around 19, 20 years. old and they are like going in a circle. of like [ __ ] each other's ex because. they're mad at each other, you know, it's like that's a very much thing that. happens. >> It is a thing that happens. I'll back. you up on that, but it's I don't agree. with it. >> I do. I love petty [ __ ] I'm sorry. I love it. I think like until you're 25. it's acceptable.
Like I love petty [ __ ]. >> like a little bit Are you 25 yet? >> Not yet, dude. I got. 3 months. >> Oh, dude, you got to You got to. hooking up with like. >> about 3 months left. >> Oh. >> 3 months left? >> 3 months? >> 3 months. I'm going to be [ __ ] NO, I'M. >> GUYS, I GOT a DM. Cat wants Richie. Some. girl named Cat wants Richie. >> Richie, rizz up. >> Cat. >> He wants some cat. >> He wants some kitty cat from Cat. >> Kitty cat, meow. Meow. Meow.
>> That was painfully awkward. >> Thanks. Um. >> I don't know. I think um I don't know. I. don't even think this is that crazy. Like I feel like this is literally just. some normal [ __ ] that like anybody would. do at 18, 19, 20, 21 cuz I would do it. do the same thing for sure. >> Yeah. >> Well, James Charles kind of did it to. me. >> It's true. And James Charles is like 27. >> Sorry, I keep dragging it. I'm just.
shutting up. Sorry. I just thought that. was a good time to say it. You did. You did. >> He did. >> He did. It is what we're talking about. >> It is on topic and I am I do have a. relation. story to that. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. >> Oh, my brain's so like. >> My head hurts so bad, dude. I might have. to like go to the hospital. >> What? >> I don't know. Imagine we just repeat. last episode, but it's me. >> Oh, yeah. Oh, it's my turn to [ __ ]. bully you. Yeah, the procedure went.
wrong. >> Wait. Guys, my head really hurts. >> Yeah, you might have a brain tumor. >> You think so? >> You're going to have to go to the. hospital. >> Really? Is that like bro, it really. hurts. Should I get an MRI? >> Yeah, they might have [ __ ] up the. procedure. I don't think it's normal to. hurt that bad. >> Really? Reggie, you think so? >> Yeah, you have a Have you ever heard of. that when you go to Dr. Dr. Dorfman? You. have Dorf disease, dude. >> Start crying. Start crying. Start. crying. >> You're getting Dorfed. >> Start crying. Start crying. >> You got Dorfitis.
>> I can't cry on command. I I should have. brought my tear stick. >> Oh, yeah, Jacob has a tear stick. >> a tear stick. >> He uses it? >> To make you cry like for like a movie or. something? >> That's And for skits. It makes your eyes. burn and tears just start flowing. >> He also does it when he's apologizing to. girls so that they actually think he. feels bad. >> Like Dennis from It's Always Sunny? That's literally a bit. >> No, I've used it for a lot of skits, man. >> We used it for a skit at my place. >> did it the when I keyed Kayla's car. skit. >> What a skit that was.
>> That's hilarious. >> how we photoshopped it and it was such a. bad Photoshop and people fully believed. it. Like it went so viral. Um okay, Kanye's texts to Miss Fox. Did you just. drop your headphones? >> No. >> Oh. >> I. Okay, I cannot believe this is real. How. did this get posted? >> Is it real? >> Did she post it? How do we know this is. real? >> I think Kanye posted it. >> Uh. >> So, honestly, I think he posted it and. deleted it. >> Oh. >> has her saved as Transformers.
>> Oh my god. >> Wait, go back one. No, that's insane. >> Oh. Wait, so he was also sending like. fake money, right? >> Yeah, wait, if you go back one, there we. go. He was just sending screenshots of. fake amounts of Apple or Pay, yeah. It's. yay, let me take you out. I forgot who. Kim even was after those new pics. And then he said. >> That's insane. >> And then. I think she responded, Kanye, those are. like pictures. Like those aren't real. things and and a picture worth a.
thousand words, a girl like you worth a. thousand [ __ ] And then she goes, you. know I'm married, right? And then I. don't I'm not going to say that other. [ __ ]. >> That's so funny because he that's a. lyric of his. One good girl is worth a. thousand [ __ ]. >> Yeah, that's a good one. >> That's that's a bound two. >> And he said Transformers is my favorite. movie. I need you on the album. >> And then his texts go green. What do you. say? Always last text. Yeah. >> He said I've forgotten better songs than. your current husband could ever. >> Dude, that's so [ __ ] funny.
>> And then he put her picture on a life. Yeah, on the Life of Pablo album. That's. hilarious cuz that used to be Kim, I'm. pretty sure. >> Oh my god. That is the most insane [ __ ] [ __ ]. So he actually like took time out of his. day, photoshopped that, and then just. sent it to her, and then got blocked. >> I feel like Kanye's got some time on his. hands to just be having. >> What do you think MGK's reaction to that. was? >> Getting called MGK. >> Yeah, by Kanye West who's trying to.
steal your wife. >> It's kind of flattering. because it's like. >> Damn, I stole your [ __ ]. >> Yeah, and it's kind of like, wait, you. want my wife. >> You know he banged that night. >> Oh, he was like he probably was, yeah. >> That's got to be the best ego boost. ever. >> like down bad for my wife. >> I was going to say like it's hilarious. on both ends. Kanye is so funny like. he's just unhinged, this is hilarious. But then also MGK like I I have a lot of. respect for MGK because that's someone.
who got so brutally roasted by Eminem in. the internet and then came back and. said, you know what? I'm [ __ ] Megan. Fox now and we're married and I'm still. making music, I can do my own [ __ ]. thing. Like he did such like a. >> He really. >> Like an I don't give a [ __ ] kind of. thing. >> He egoed everybody the second he put a. ring on Megan Fox's finger. Everybody. knew. Yeah, like they have a kid together. >> Wow. I thought they were like just like. seriously dating and had I knew they had. a kid, but I didn't know they were. married. >> Yeah. Apparently, they made their.
wedding rings so that like if they take. it off or try to. >> the finger. >> Yeah, like it hurts. >> say they drink each other's blood. >> Yeah. >> What do you think about that? Would you. ever drink. >> Hollywood ritual. >> Yeah. Would you ever drink like are you into. that type of [ __ ]. >> No, but like when they talk about it, I'm like that is so like hot in a weird. way. I don't know. They're so dark. I don't know. I kind of. like them. >> it, you think it's hot. >> Well, no, didn't he cheat on her? I hate. them then. Well, no, I don't hate them. I hate the situation. I If MGK actually.
cheated on her, I have so much hate. That makes No, I love MGK. [ __ ] [ __ ]. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> But we're talking about um. them drinking blood. Now you're segueing. to. >> know what I did. >> I You were talking about drinking blood. >> it was hot. >> I wouldn't drink anybody's blood. >> so they're fine. >> I wouldn't drink anybody's blood, but I. do I think. >> their love for each other's hot. Like. the way they have a wedding ring like. sewn in through their fingers. >> the blood, it's hot. >> For them. Like I'm like oh hell yeah, like Megan Fox is hot as [ __ ] and he's. like this emo guy and then they're just.
like talking about all this crazy [ __ ]. they do. I think it's like. >> Didn't they say they like ate a piece of. each other's skin? >> Okay, that I did not see and that I am. >> Let's just Wait, can we see that? No. >> Okay. >> Did not eat. The rumor stems from a. misunderstanding of a comment made by. Megan Fox regarding their relationship. rituals, which involved consuming small. amounts of each other's blood. >> What the [ __ ] are ritual purposes? Like this is creepy. >> fully into like. >> in Game of Thrones. It's like um. >> Oh, I guess it says does not involve. like in Game of. >> Few drops on occasion.
>> Few drops on occasion though, like. >> He will cut his chest open with broken. glass to offer his blood. >> Wait, what? What does that say? He cut his chest open with broken glass. to offer his blood. I mean, I guess that Megan Fox aura is. different. Like I think when she's in. front of you and she's. really. Yo, if she goes. cut your chest open for me. >> If Megan. >> Yeah, you would. >> I don't think I. >> Oh, I would do it for Megan Fox.
>> See, that it maybe it's her aura. Maybe. >> Dude, if Megan Let me pull up a. >> Imagine her right in front of you. >> Let me Let me see. >> Let me see who's asking me to cut my. chest open. Let's see. >> Look at that face. >> Are you that. >> Yep, so what glass am I using? >> So, how big is the scar? >> Yeah, so where do you want me to do it? >> The fact that like she's what? Like in. her 40s and she looks like that like is. insane. >> She's very beautiful.
>> I think the most beautiful woman ever. Like I'm obsessed with Megan Fox. >> Shout out to MGK as well. >> Imagine having those genes, bro. Like. how do you. >> MGK, come on this podcast. >> everyone. Kanye, come on this podcast. >> Kanye, come on this podcast. Megan Fox, come on this podcast. MGK, come on this. podcast. >> Megan Fox, hit me up. Be careful now. >> Be careful. >> You're You're playing with MGK and Kanye. on that one. >> He's coming on this podcast this year. >> Do you think he would? >> Yeah. MGK.
>> Wait, really? >> Yeah. I I I'm working on it. Working on. that and Wiz Khalifa. >> Dude, that's awesome. >> Like I actually have connections to both. of them. So, well, you know, we we love. you, MGK. Come on the podcast. >> Yeah. I just watched Jackass rewatch it. and MGK was in 4.5, which I loved. >> Really? Did he do like any of the. stunts? >> It was a It was like a They were like at. his house and like a big giant hand. slapped them into the pool. It wasn't. like anything crazy, but. >> Hm. That sounds fun.
>> Are the new ones good? I haven't seen. anything since like. >> Jackass Forever. >> two or something. Yeah, I didn't see the. new one. >> It's really good. It honestly, if you. watch them all in chronological order, by the time you get to 4.5, you'll cry. because of like how much older they are. and like I cried. >> I literally sobbed. And also cuz one of. the cast members passed Ryan Dunn, really sad. They're actually making a. Jackass 6. >> I I heard that they're coming back for. another one. >> they're working on it right now. I'm. literally like I can't even. I'm so. happy. >> Just crazy. What's your favorite Jackass. bit? It's the most iconic burned into your. brain.
>> The one that I constantly think about is. when they squish their dicks into like. that This is in Jackass Forever. They. squish their dicks in a glass and they. like are just sitting there playing ping. pong with their dick squished in between. glass. I think it's so funny. Also when. Johnny Knoxville was on that giant red. cannon, the red rocket, and then it. exploded and was this close to like. blowing him up and killing him. And then. he just laughed it off. >> There are some crazy ones in there. The. The slow-mo run of the bulls is the one. that I go. and. Electric Avenue with all the [ __ ]. tasers. >> love that one.
God, I love that. >> Jackasses are great. >> I've watched them more than 10 times. each. I [ __ ] love Jackass. >> I've never really like really. religiously watched it, but I love. Steve-O. >> Wait, you know what? I. I tried to put my hus on to Jackass. He. did They didn't know what um. Jackass was. I was like, "Oh like let me. show you. I think it's so funny." And I. strictly pulled up the part where. they're playing dick ping pong. And he. was like, "I'm literally not watching. this." And I got really embarrassed. So. >> Yeah, I mean I don't know. I think it's. funny. I've definitely seen clips from.
it, but I've never like went back and. watched it all. But I listened to. Steve-O's Wild Ride podcast. And I see some interviews with Bam in. it. And he They both seem like cool. guys. I don't really know anybody else. >> I love Steve-O's voice. >> Yeah, guys. >> Everyone says I sound like Steve-O. >> Really? >> not. On my Snapchat I swear to god. I. just responded to a comment like 2 days. ago of someone saying I sound like. Steve-O. >> cool. >> hard voice to do, but it's like. I can't even imitate it. >> Like it's like it's like I think it's. >> from the huff I think it's from like all.
the nitrous oxide. >> Hey guys, what's going on here? Steve-O. Like no, I can't do I can't do it. >> It's it hurts to talk. Yeah. I can't do it, but there's. >> I love him. God, I [ __ ] love them. If. we could get somebody from Jackass on. the podcast. >> Stevo. >> Could we. >> or Bam. >> Could we get them? >> Johnny Knoxville. >> Could we get Johnny Knoxville? They're. doing a new season of a Fear Factor with. Johnny Knoxville as the host. I've been. binging it. >> Really? >> I heard that he was a. >> Could we get Johnny Knoxville on the I. would throw the [ __ ] up. We could have. the best conversation. Craziest stunts,
like something you regret, like oh my. god. I. They have the best stories. Can we. please. Please reach out if you're watching. this. Okay. Sorry for the Jackass glaze. >> No, I love. glazing Jackass. Shout out to Jackass, man. Shout out to. all of them. I don't know how they do. that. Honestly, respect. Stevo tattooed a dick on his. head and in an interview, I think. recently. >> I saw this. They had to blur it out. >> On his on his podcast, he was talking. about how he's going to do a stunt where.
he gets fake tits. Like. fake boobs and. um. just he just wants to do that for fun. >> Did you see his back tattoo? It's really. like an awful tattoo of himself on his. back. >> Yeah, I think. >> It's so Wait, yeah, pull it up. It's so. funny. Like I Stevo back tattoo. >> I don't really I don't really want. >> Yeah, dude, I rock. >> Yeah, dude. >> Oh, can we please get him on? That'd be. the best day of my life.
That's my dream guest. >> Have you ever seen him put the fishhook. through his mouth? >> Yes, yes, that's a good one. And then he. kicks a shark in the face. Yeah. >> You know, we are we have had a lot of. episodes with the Bops and apparently. there's like something that is. happening. Ari Well, Sophie just came to. LA. She flew down like this past week. and was like doing a collab on and one. of the collabs that she filmed was with. Ari Kitsiya. And I. saw the videos. I didn't notice anything. wrong with them or like any bad.
comments. And then like the next day I. see she deleted all the videos with. Sophie and has an apology video. Basically, yeah. Basically, Ari. was apologizing for filming with Sophie. because she has made it very clear on. her platform that she does not agree. with a lot of the things that Sophie. does such as like the Piper stuff and. like. allegedly, you know, just not doing as. much as other women. And she had to. apologize because her main point of. collabing with Sophie was to like unite,
you know, girls in the industry and not. but she said that it was overlooking a. bigger. issue of like not supporting what Sophie. does. >> Just a little bit goes against kind of. what she's putting. >> Yeah, so she fully deleted every collab. they did and made a whole apology video. >> TikTok, right? >> Yeah. >> Let's talk. I always try to make this. industry a positive place. I always try. to preach ethical work. Am I still part. of an industry. that has a lot of ethical challenges and.
real issues that need to be addressed? Yes. Am I the know-all be-all of the. industry? Absolutely not. I've been in. this industry for 3 years. I am in a. very. privileged place in the industry. So, I. cannot speak on other people's. challenges, their experiences, the. negatives that they've gone through. Anything that I say will always be. coming from my own personal experience. You guys are fully correct for being. upset about my last post because it's. not consistent with my views and there. are other issues that I'm really upset.
about and things that I don't agree. >> Like the comments aren't really that. good. People are like, "You knew you. knew.". >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Should we be worried, guys? If people are upset about Or were they. more upset because of her stance on it. before? >> That's what I'm wondering. >> That's because Ari has made a lot of. videos talking about mainly the issue is. is that Ari has made it very clear and. like she's even come on this podcast and. said it that she does not want to. influence young girls to start this.
career. She does not want people to. think it's all good and like rainbows. and glitter and like that very much goes. against what in a way Sophie did with. Piper, you know, being a younger girl. and like, you know, supporting that. So. it just goes against a lot of the things. that she stood for, but she made that. collab to be like, oh like everybody in. the industry, you know, we shouldn't. hate each other, you know. We should all be friends, but it just. yeah, it's like. that's so ah. But then yeah, I think Sophie kept their.
collab up on her page and I don't think. Sophie's getting any hate. Kind of like. when we did the Shane Dawson episode and. I got every single amount of hate for. doing it and you got none. >> Well, I got hate for our last episode. That was actually the first time I've. got. >> Oh, well, welcome to the [ __ ] club. >> Yeah, honestly, Kayla, you're like just. a better person than I am because I'll. give you your flowers because. it doesn't feel good when people are. upset at you. >> No, yeah, for a week straight. >> it. >> Yeah, a week straight people were. commenting like you really did a podcast.
with Shane and I was like watch the. [ __ ] episode first off and second off. we both did and like I don't know, it. was very irritating. >> And then also, I feel like at different. times I feel like people have been upset. at you for different things throughout. this podcast and you've just taken the. you've just kept going and moving. forward. and I've never really experienced that. so far and I I feel it. I I feel like, okay, I made I made a. severe lapse in my judgment. >> I just I stopped caring cuz it's like at. the end of the day like like in the. beginning of my career I literally blew.
up because people thought I was annoying. and my makeup was bad. So like literally. all I got for like two and a half years. straight was like strictly hate. So I. just like I tune that [ __ ] out. I don't. [ __ ] care. >> Everyone thinks I'm annoying. I was. annoying last episode. >> I just I don't [ __ ] care anymore like. about the [ __ ] hate full comments. because at the end of the day there's. like a larger amount of people who are. like silent watchers that like actually. enjoy what you do and like enjoy your. videos. >> A lot of times the people that go to. comment don't have the best things to. say. >> No, yeah. >> still a ton of people like you said.
silently watching that actually enjoy. >> We had somebody at the bar yesterday. Um. >> Oh, yeah. You bought her her a shot and. then you're like, "Yo, I'm a member of. banging out doc com.". >> Yeah. And bought us a shot and then was. saying how much they loved the birthday. episode, the um. what was it? The Vegas episode. >> And you were like, "Did you see the. bonus of today?" And they're like, "No, I just got off work." Shoutout to Matt. >> Yeah. Shoutout. Yeah, that was a really. That was so sweet. It is so insane to. have people come up and be like, "I love.
the podcast." And it's not like, "Oh, I. love your TikToks." It's like, "I love. the podcast." That's like the craziest. thing in the world. I'm like, "Damn, people actually are listening.". >> A TSA agent literally told me that. I. remember I already said that on here. But that was the most shocking thing. I'm like, "Wait, you listen to the. podcast?" They're like, "Hell yeah.". Grown adult. >> Yeah, it's cool. >> Just like, "Yo, I love the podcast. It's. awesome.". >> It doesn't feel real that people listen. to it, I feel. Like, I don't know. >> No, it doesn't. It It kind of just feels. like we come here and we get to hang. out. >> Am I allowed to show a video of Uh well, it's whatever. But I In Gasparilla,
there's a video of me taking a Fireball. shot. And um as soon as I take it, I. threw it up all over the floor on. camera. It's really funny. >> Oh, that was a good video. >> a good video. >> Do you hear that? >> I don't think anybody wants to hear. that. >> saying cuz the mic's not even in your. mouth, dude. Your audio is I can't hear what you're. saying. My stomach. >> Nobody wants to hear the growl. >> I can't hear the stomach growling, are. you? >> you. Would you Do you guys whenever you. cuddle with somebody or like when you.
were younger and you'd be like laying. with like your grandma or whatever, do. would you ever hear like those. disgusting stomach noises? And like get so icked out? Like that. >> Uh I don't really have any more. >> Do you mean like laying on someone's. stomach? Yeah, and you hear like that. and I I would get nauseous. I I have to. move my head. Or then you move too far. up, you hear the heartbeat. I'm like, "Ooh.". >> Yeah, there are bad places to be. You. don't want to listen in like that. >> I'm not going to be EFM-ing in on their. cardiovascular system. It's not I'm not. into that. I'm going to touch your. penis. I want to hear what a penis sounds like. when it erects up. It Does it sound like.
brick? >> talking about your grandma, Kayla. What the hell? Where Where did this turn When did this. turn? You go You know how when you're cuddling. with your grandma and you listen on her. stomach and then you go, "I just want to. touch his penis.". Whoa. >> I went to a different place in our. brain. >> Oh, man. Yeah, I don't have any memories. doing that with my grandma. >> You wouldn't just like cuddle or like. lay. >> I wasn't loved as a kid. >> Oh. Shout out Bev before she turned evil. Shout out.
>> I have no memories doing that, but I. know what you're talking about. I've had. that happen where like. you know, I got fine [ __ ] with me and. she's laying on my stomach and we're. chilling like watching a movie and I. didn't like eat enough food or. something. >> Oh, your stomach is growling. >> starts growling and I'm kind of like. Or like you have to make noises, you. know, like, "Whoa.". >> Yeah. Or like you fart in front of a. [ __ ] dude. >> Have you ever Have you ever farted and. yelled at the same time so they can't. hear it? Like, >> No. I let it happen.
>> No, I can feel it cooking and then I. just sort of like step back a little, crop dust someone else and then sort of. step forward and be like, "You we should. go this way.". >> Guys, universal experience, ready? You. get home from a date. You just start letting all your farts. rip. >> See, I don't have as many fart builds up. as I do with taking a [ __ ] It's the. first priority. >> No one relates to that. >> No, but I It's [ __ ] It's It's like. I'm relating it to that. Oh, so you [ __ ]. when you get that. >> though, yeah. It's not like fart. >> But you can hold it the whole time. >> The [ __ ]. >> Uh-huh.
>> I mean, the best I can, yeah. >> I was hooking up with Emma's roommate. like 2 years ago and um I remember I was. laying in his bed and every single time. I would like lay in his bed my stomach. would make the most disgusting noises of. my life and it was like so embarrassing. cuz he didn't have like a TV in his. room. So, it was just dead silent and. you would just hear like my stomach. going. or some [ __ ] like that. And it was just. horrifying. And I remember I'd be so. embarrassed and I was just like I like. there was times I was like I should just. go home cuz I'm so embarrassed. >> Yeah, I hate people that don't have TVs. in their room. >> You? I I didn't have a TV in my room my.
entire 18 years of living. So, then the. second I moved out, I got me a TV in my. room and I felt real good. >> Never had one in my 23 years of life on. this earth. >> Jacob, why don't you just put one in? >> Right. >> Not a bad. >> What's stopping you? >> Yeah, it's a lot of effort. >> You're saying it like it's like a regret. of yours, but that's pretty easy. >> It's kind of a regret. >> Why don't Roku TVs are like a hundred. bucks. >> Too late in my life. I've I've lived. enough of my life without a TV in my. room to just like switch it up right. now. >> Me and Emma asked what happens when he. brings girls over and they're laying in. bed and he says he brings a movie in on.
his laptop. That is in. >> What? >> god, did I ever tell this story? That. just reminded me. Speaking of Emma's old. roommate, oh my god, he's I hope he. never sees this. Um, when we were. hooking up in the beginning of it, instead of putting like. >> up with her old roommate? >> Roommate, yeah. >> Oh. >> Instead of um him putting on a movie or. anything, he grabbed his iPad and for. three hours we sat there watching his. music videos and he would sit there and. sing along to his own music videos. And.
I just sat there and be like, yeah, fire. We did it for like three hours. before going to bed. No movie, watching. his music videos for like three hours. And then he was like. >> All right, let's [ __ ]. >> That's always a tough go. >> the worst moment of my life and I had to. sit there and be like. >> That one was cool. >> Yeah, musicians who only play their own. music and are like obsessed with it and. like it's the whole time. >> It's 2:00 a.m. >> You're like looped in and you have to. like force to give some sort of like. it's just too in your face. >> He's like, this one's unreleased. Watch. this music video. And I'm like. >> And then you're like, uh.
>> Cool. >> Okay, cool. >> Cool. So, can we just [ __ ] already or go. to bed or put on a [ __ ] movie. >> Have you guys watched Eternal Sunshine? >> Of course. >> That's a good movie. >> What is that? >> Of the Spotless Mind. >> Mhm. >> Jim Carrey. >> Speaking of our clone. You never seen Eternal Sunshine? >> No. >> It's a great movie. It's um here I'll. >> Yeah, you should watch that. >> Is it going to crash me out? >> After you watch the Piper documentary. >> actually it's going to break your heart. It's super sad. >> Oh, I can't do that. >> It's a fantastic movie but it's so sad.
>> I might wait until I'm not alone to. watch that then. Eternal sun I can't do that [ __ ] alone. Oh. >> The um the plot is. heartbreak. Yeah, yeah, I mean the plot is Jim. Carrey's. ex. erases him. Basically. It's like like if you had the. like there's a side there's a doctor. there that's like you can erase your ex. You can erase memories from your mind. >> So she did that. to him. >> So she did to him. >> And then he. he wants to do it and there's all these.
it's this whole thing. >> So it's kind of like the whole movie's. like running through memories. >> Yeah. >> It's really trippy. It's a great movie. >> Great movie. >> Have you seen the movie. where like the guy like. it's like he ages or something and he. like sees his kids get married and stuff. but they don't remember him. I don't. know what it's called and I'll never. remember but it was like the saddest. movie. No. Oh my god, I'm so stupid. It's the Adam Sandler movie. Click. I. cried. >> I love Click. >> I cried. That. >> I [ __ ] love Click.
>> And they're like oh, it's a comedy. It's. not a [ __ ] comedy. I cried. >> Adam Sandler movie. >> And he fast forwards his whole life and. he puts people on mute and then he. doesn't he learns learns to. love his wife and then he becomes really. fat, dude. That's like a nightmare, dude. It's such a hilarious. >> So sad. Such a sad movie. >> dude. And then it ends with. what's that song? Da da da you got the music in you. >> Doesn't he see his wife get married? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, and then. >> they like get back together or. something? >> And then he wakes up and like he was all. a dream. I love that. So good.
>> it. >> It's really sad. >> Yeah, go watch Click. >> I got to watch the Piper documentary. first. After watch Click. >> And Kayla, after watch Eternal Sunshine. and cry. >> Are we all watching the Piper. documentary tonight? >> Yeah, you guys should give me something. to watch after the Piper documentary. >> Okay. >> Oh, what. >> Jackass Forever. >> Ah. >> Jackass Forever. Please watch that. Please. Please. It's really good. >> That's a good one. >> I also got to watch Do you guys watch. Invincible? Sorry, this is a side track. We're talking about a lot of TV, but the. new season just came out. >> No, it didn't. >> It just dropped. >> No, it literally didn't. >> Yeah, yeah, the first three episodes are. out. >> ARE YOU [ __ ] SERIOUS? >> LIKE THE FIRST 20 MINUTES OF THE WHOLE.
STRAIGHT WITH THE WHOLE DAY IS three new. episodes out. So, I'm totally watching. that tonight. >> You know who put me on to that [ __ ]. ex and I It was like the best show I've. ever been put on to into my life and the. fact that it just came out I'm. >> So [ __ ] excited. >> That's so exciting. >> Who's ex? >> My ex put me on to Invincible and it was. like the best thing I've ever been put. on to and. >> Invincible's amazing. >> Oh my god, that was like a year ago from. today when I started watching it for the. first time. So, that's crazy. >> So good. >> It came out today. >> Yeah. >> Oh, that's actually really exciting.
>> Oh. I'm rewatching the full three seasons. >> Oh, I'm so excited. >> Oh my god, that just made my day. >> Hell yeah. I don't even know what that. is. >> It's really good show, dude. >> It's about being invincible. >> It's like um. >> It's a superhero show. >> But it's really it's really good. It's a. cartoon? >> It's really good. >> really like cartoons. >> I don't either, but this [ __ ] is insane. >> comic book, too. I I've read all the. comics. It's [ __ ] great. >> It's like actually really good and I'm. like picky with my shows and I don't. even like cartoons like that and this. [ __ ] is [ __ ] insane. It's actually.
really good. >> Have you seen Smiling Friends? >> Yeah, I have. >> RIP. >> That's crazy. >> That's that's my favorite like that's a. cartoon that I'll watch and it's only. like 10-minute episodes. >> like a that's like adult animated. I. mean, this is too, but this leans more. into like anime. Uh Smiling Friends. leans into more like Rick and Morty. >> Yeah. >> I like Rick and Morty. I've watched Rick. and Morty. >> This is really good. It's really I've. never been so hooked to a show. I. literally could not I would be up till. 5:00 a.m. just binging it.
So Jacob, I think you'd [ __ ] with it. actually. >> I think you'd [ __ ] with it. Give it a shot and just see. >> At least get to five episode five. I. feel like the first the first three. episodes it was hard for me to get into. it cuz I did not like this type of like. TV shows. But then like once I got into. it I got into it. It takes a while but. it's good. >> I'll give it a try. >> Really good. >> I'll try it. Um. >> Priorities people and that is Miami. Priorities. Priorities. >> Priorititties. That's a good shirt for. you for Spencer's. >> Priorities. >> Priorititties. And I'll take my 25%.
commission. Thank you. Um. That's actually a good idea. >> You you could. >> Priorititties. >> How would you. >> Priorititties. >> I mean you guys will see soon but I. think we're stepping a little bit back. from those types of t-shirts and more. into like actual like statement pieces. >> Really? >> Yeah. Pretty excited. April April April April. April. I have all of it. Dude, it's the. coolest thing I've ever made in my life.
I'm so proud of it and I it's just. sitting in my closet and I can't wear it. because like I could probably get sued. if I wore it and like somebody saw it. and I posted it. But I've literally like. in my in my free time I literally put. some of it on and I just like feel cool. wearing it. >> Have I ever seen you wear it or not? >> No. >> Top secret. >> Top secret. >> Well, we're excited. I'm excited. It's cool. Evolving, you. know, because I think it started as like. really crude like out. >> And we're there's still going to be them. but I do like the direction that we're. going where it's. It's like actual pieces like oh I I this.
is cool. Like this looks cool. It. doesn't say something that's cool but it. is cool. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It's more shock factor and like that's a. cool piece of clothing. Like I like how. that's designed. So I'm I'm really. [ __ ] excited to actually be able to. wear this [ __ ] I'd be wearing it every. day. >> I need one with Kayla's face on it. Like. we need like like I want like Kayla. University or something. Like. >> Oh. >> Yeah, you should do one with like like a. big like self-portrait. >> I don't know though cuz I don't want it. to be merch. I'm like I That was like. the main thing when I would go to. meetings with them is like I don't want.
this to be merchy. That's why like it. none of it has to do with me unless you. see like the tag which is a piercing. which isn't even like my name. And then. some of them have my signature but I do. not want it feel merchy the same way you. could go to Spencer's, get like a I. heart milfs and you have no idea who. Danny Duncan is. Like I just want it to. be separate from. me in a way. >> Yeah, like virginity rocks. It's got. that I got that vibe to it. >> what I'm I did not want cuz they pitched. it like oh, what if we put your face on. this or you put some catchphrases. I'm. like I don't want to do that. Like this. is not I don't want this to be merch. Oh, we did that for um the back of the.
piercing packages. It's like the. silhouette of my face. So. >> just like the silhouette of. >> my tits? I'm actually putting that in my notes. It's actually really smart. That's good. Wait, that's good. That's good. Hold on. >> Guys, you know, sometimes I actually can. contribute positive ideas. >> So. >> I'm a monster. >> No, you're just thinking about. >> silhouette. >> Yeah, sorry. I was daydreaming. >> Aw, don't we all just dream of titties? >> Aw, yeah. >> Yeah.
>> Tell me about it. >> All the time. >> Um Joe Burrow left a Oscar party with. Alex Earl and Tate McRae. >> Dream three some. >> with. Tom Brady? >> Oh. >> Alex Earl? >> Well, they're probably friends. >> She was with Tom Brady. >> And she's leaving the Oscar after party. with Alex Earl and Tate McRae. >> Maybe they're just friends and then. Tate's you know the one. >> look it up? >> Like what if I'm leaving a after party. with Emma, her boyfriend and me, you. know? It's like I'm not doing anything. I'm just friends with Emma.
>> But then which one's Joe Burrow dating. cuz Tate McRae had a boyfriend, I think. Oh, yeah. USA hockey star's girlfriend. which is Tate McRae. >> Yeah. >> That Jack Hughes guy? >> Yeah, with a broken tooth, yeah. Or. >> So then wouldn't that mean that he's. with Alex Earl? >> No, I think Kate McCrae and Alex might. just be friends and they're all going to. the same place after. And there's no. proof. >> Ope. Ope. Ope. >> Right as you say. >> Okay, so there's three women. >> Who is that?
>> How do you get invited to these [ __ ]. parties, bro? Uh. >> You got to be like, you know. I don't know. >> You know Brittany Broski, Quenlin. Blackwell, and Jake Shane hosted the. Vanity Fair afterparty interviews? >> That's sick. >> Isn't that so [ __ ] cool? And then. Kris Jenner, this is one of the things. that's going viral right now, went up to. them and goes, "How did you guys get. this gig?". I was like, that is such a blow. That is. so like, wow. I like I know they watched.
that back and like laugh. But how cool? Like three like really big influencers, they were hosting this [ __ ]. I hope we could do it one year. That'd. be really cool. >> I think we'll get there. I think we just. need to evolve, you know? >> So cool. >> I think we need to step into the area of. interviewing. more. >> I want to get Alex Warren on. >> and yeah, Alex, MGK, Wiz Khalifa. Oh, speaking of Joe Burrow, I'm going to see. him and Tom Brady this weekend at um.
a flag football. >> You're kidding me. Joe Burrow and Tom. Brady? >> Yes, and Logan Paul. >> Tell Tom Brady I say hi. >> I'm not going to be VIP at Top Golf, but it's still cool. >> going to see Tom Brady. >> But I'm I have a ticket. My my friend, shout out to Lofton, got me a ticket because his friend works. at the stadium that it's at. >> So it's like a Fanatics flag football. thing. That is so fun. That's going to. be a really good time. >> Just drink some beers. Drink some beers and watch What, who do. you think's better, Tom Brady or Joe.
Burrow? >> Yeah, I mean, you know it's Tom Brady. >> Yeah. I don't know anything about football. Do. you think Logan Paul's better than Joe. Burrow at football? >> No. >> Like not even close. >> Not even close. >> Why is Logan Paul playing in a game with. all like NFL. >> Cuz that's what Logan Paul does. >> He's just like he's social media famous. Do you think they're going to sell out. the stadium for this flag football game? >> I mean Tom Brady and Joe Burrow, that's. pretty. I'd watch that. >> Shout out to Fanatics. >> Oh, I want to go. So, that sounds so.
fun. Let me know how it is. >> Fanatics needs to like um. we need to be able to like. interview people from Fanatics. >> Dream guests on the pod. Who Who wants. to come on? Just hit us up. >> Dream guests on my podcast. >> Hit us up. Dream guests on my pod. >> Dream guest is Jackass cast. That's what. I've moved on to. >> Hit us up. Hit Hit up. uh You know what? I'm just going to put. my public phone number on the screen. here. >> It just says 911. Call 911.
>> Wait, I forget who I DM'd yesterday. >> to have anyone. Who are some people that. we'd love to have? Text this number. Mr. Beast. >> Please. >> Text this number. >> Please. Um Stevo. Please. Johnny. Knoxville. >> Tony Hawk. Tony Hawk. >> Tony Hawk. >> I DM'd Tony Hawk yesterday. >> We are new to this. We've only probably. had like what? Eight guests on our. podcast. >> Less. >> Yeah, like we. >> I like five. Baby No Money. Piper Rockell. The Boob. House. >> Tana Mongeau. >> Tana. Dave Blunts.
>> Sex therapist. >> Dr. Tara. >> Shane. >> Shane. >> Seven. >> That's six we're at right now. >> No, what I said was six or seven. Six. seven. >> Get it? Somewhere around six or seven. And Ari. Eight. >> Ari. >> Eight. >> I was right. Wow. What if Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. See? Wow. >> The flattest layer of the earth. >> Is there anyone we're forgetting? >> Yes, I got it. What's the Oscar award. drama? >> There was just like a bug show. I saw. like a recap like a bit.
>> Timothy. >> Yeah, Timothy got [ __ ] flamed the. entire time at the Oscars. Like he's. He's taken so unseriously now after his. comments. >> crazy snowed. I was surprised Marty. Supreme didn't win one. >> It didn't win anything. >> It's a good movie. >> And then they brought out a ballet. dancer midway through. >> No. >> Yeah. >> Is there a clip of this? >> Yes. And they made a bunch of jokes at. Timothy uh like the host. >> I saw a clip where they're like. shout out to the amazing like ballet. communities here tonight and uh um what.
else did he say? The theater or. something? >> Did you hear the rumors that Mr. Beast. is going to host next year? >> I believe that. >> That would be. >> probably get the most viewership. >> Are they actually doing it? >> I don't know. I haven't heard it, but I. >> Mr. Beast giving Oscars to people like. Leonardo DiCaprio is the most like. dystopian [ __ ] I've ever heard in my. goddamn life. >> Hot take. Mr. Beast is just as famous as all of.
those people. >> I agree to the extent of like if I told. my dad right now, "Do you know who Mr. Beast is?" He would say no. If you ask. anybody, "Do you know who Leonardo. DiCaprio and Hathaway?" They all know. who they are. >> know about that, Kayla. You didn't know. Tom Cruise. Yeah. >> I know the name. >> Like that's what I'm saying. No, no. >> Oh. >> Youth know actors. I think that if we go. to anyone older than us and ask them. Leo, Tom Cruise, anyone like that, they'll know. But if you ask anyone our. age. >> If you ask anyone our age in middle. school they're not going to know who Tom. Hanks is. >> Yeah. They might not know some of the. other names.
>> Go up to a middle schooler, they're not. going to know who Tom Hanks is. >> It's the youth. Exactly. >> But that's But that was my thing. >> I think they're almost evenly as famous. with different demographics. >> So bringing Mr. Beast to host it would. bring in the youth to watch the Oscars. That is [ __ ] genius. How That is genius. >> Yeah, like Mr. Beast is one of the most. famous people in the world. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> The internet is We're in the like era of. the internet and he runs it. >> He has half a billion subscribers.
>> That's why he is arguably just as famous. as. Leonardo DiCaprio. I stand on that. >> When the ice melts. Yeah. When the dust settles. >> Oh, I thought that was like A TITANIC. REFERENCE. >> OH, I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO DO THAT. That's. good. >> Oops. Oopsie do. >> actually was I thought that was.
intentional. >> good. >> melts, I was like, wow. How did you. think of that that quick? >> cuz I was saying wow. >> When the ice melts. >> That was good. >> We need to clip that so people think I'm. smart. >> Well, that was hilarious. That was good. >> Thank you. Thank you. When the ice. melts. Okay, so on my whole timeline. this past week has been the most it's. like a whole conversation of how. parasocial people can be because. basically. Brooke Schofield recently got married. and it was like extremely private. And. she did share clips of her getting her.
makeup done and like small clips of her. wedding dress and her hair. And people. are literally DMing her being like, I am. so disappointed in you. I cannot believe. that you would choose a two-piece as. your wedding dress and that you did. French braids. I just I I wasn't going. to DM you, but I had to DM you to tell. you this. And mind you, it's her. wedding. >> Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. They're upset. about her dress? >> Yeah. Like. >> What? Cuz it's like not a normal. >> Not a traditional dress. >> the dress, Richie? >> It's like a two-piece white dress, I'm. pretty sure. And her hair was like in.
French braids or something and like. people are literally like coming for her. for what she wore on her wedding. >> Wait, what? What's so crazy about that? Doesn't that look like a wedding. >> are literally just so like. Yeah. No, people are like. >> a cool dress? >> Thank you. People are literally coming for her. >> I don't get that. >> so bad because of what she wore and it's. like first off. >> And her hair, you said? They're upset. about what? >> Her her the way she had her hair and the. way the dress is a two-piece. I swear to god.
>> like every other I mean maybe. >> Yeah, that's It looks gorgeous. >> And honestly, this looks like a great. wedding outfit. >> Yeah, like she looks [ __ ] stunning. >> I'm so confused. >> But is it. >> Thank you. >> What is. the issue? >> The issue it's like creating a whole. conversation with like like Tana made a. video about it about how. um. how parasocial people could be to where. they think that it's okay for them to. personally DM you and tell them they are. disappointed with what you wore to your. own [ __ ] wedding. Like. >> Yeah. >> That's [ __ ] insane.
>> So, she got married. >> Yeah, she got married. >> how people just try to take away from. the fact that she got married. >> Yeah, no. Now they're talking. >> She gets married and everyone's upset. about the dress and then we're while. we're talking about this, I'm like, wait, she got married. >> Yeah, she literally got married. Yeah. >> Congrats, bro. >> Congrats on the marriage. It was not. >> Yeah. >> It's all about the dress and people. upset about her hair. Like. >> Can you imagine I if I got married and. people were DMing me mad about what I. wore on my day? The wet Your wedding is. the one day. that literally nobody can have any inte.
If I want to walk down the aisle naked. with a rose toy shoved up my vagina, so. be it. It's my [ __ ] day. >> That would be a good That would be an. interesting choice. >> I'm just saying like your wedding, it. does not matter like. >> wants to walk down the aisle with a butt. plug in his butt hole, like so what? >> day. >> I will. It's my day. >> And if I want to walk out with pocket. [ __ ] on, like I can do that. >> day. >> It's my day. >> It's just so irritating. Like. >> to have nipple clamps on, I can do that.
>> Hot take though. Me personally, I'm like I don't really. give a [ __ ] about the wedding, but I. know how important the wedding is to my. wife. So, I'm just like I'm just going. to go along with whatever. I'm going to. say it's my day, it's her day. You can. plan it. But I'm like I'll help out with. anything, but like I don't I mean that. in the nice way of like they can. I'm down for whatever. >> Do you have to write vows? Yeah. What does that mean? >> Writing vows? >> Yeah, what is writing vows? >> You like write a message to your. partner. >> say it to them? >> Yeah, you say it. Those are like say.
your vows. >> So. like. but at what point? Is that before you. may kiss the bride? >> Yeah, it's like you mean I say your. vows, you say your vows and it's like. basically a love letter. >> like since the moment I laid my eyes on. you, I just got a boner and I just. >> Dude, those would be beautiful vows. >> and then they go after you both say the. vows, then you kiss? >> I've been hard since the minute I laid. my eyes on you, baby. >> Oh, I.
ah, man. Jimmy loves you. >> Oh. Yeah, but I don't know. I feel I feel. bad. >> My penis. >> Yo, don't be like JoJo Siwa naming the. Timmy Jimmy uh power hour. >> Well, I named both balls have a. different name. Timmy, Jimmy, and. >> Oh, okay, JoJo. All right, JoJo. Call. him that [ __ ]. >> Uh what Wait, what did we name my other. one, Richie? When last night when we. were hanging out? >> Uh. >> It was Timmy. >> What was it?
Uh. >> It was Timmy. >> What the hell? >> Dr. Dorfman. >> Yo, that is such a great Oh my god, no. >> What a poll. What a poll. What a poll. >> How did you remember that? It's Dr. Dorfman, by the way. >> Richie's got that memory. I was really. just trying to think of that guy's name. for a minute. That's all. >> Why did that Yeah. >> Wait, how's nicotine free going, Richie? Uh honestly, like it's starting to be. chill. >> Wow. >> folded?
>> No, no, no. It's It's starting to be. chill now. Like I don't know. I'm not. like counting the days or anything. Like. at first, it was like annoying and I. think I was just more like pissed off at. things. Um but now it's starting to get back. normal. >> Hell yeah. >> It's honestly pretty regular, I think. >> That's awesome. >> has it been? >> I don't know, like a month. >> That's really good, Richie. >> turkey. >> Just cold turkey. >> No warm turkey. >> What is I don't know. All right. >> That's really good. I'm proud. I hope. one day I can do that. I can't though. I'm never getting off his Zyns. >> No, it's not hard. It's not hard. You.
can just. say [ __ ] it. >> I went to the gym one day and I forgot. my Zyns at home and when I tell you for. the two hours I did not have Zyns, I was. in the worst mood you could have ever I. I was like felt fuzzy headed. I was. pissed off. It was just not my day. >> Well, see I I like my problem with. nicotine was like I I used to rip the. vape so much out of like addiction of. hitting something. >> Yeah. >> So, it wasn't even like the nic. Like I. felt like I wasn't even getting. >> I wasn't feeling it anymore. >> It just felt like I just needed to hit.
something. Like it was. >> Yeah. >> just like a long like it was just the. feeling. Um. >> That was a good one. Come on. That was. pretty good. That was pretty [ __ ] good. >> That was a. Wow. It was like I It was clever. >> Thank you. >> I'll give you that. It's clever. >> Thanks.
I loved making a room. >> Yeah, it gets so uncomfortable. Yeah, we. don't know. >> No, but that's good. I I I'm glad that. you're off of nicotine. >> No, I mean of course. Um. Yeah, but it's. No. >> That's funny. Guys, there's no way that. it is that. Come on. >> No one knows what to say after that. Um. >> Well, I love you Brooke Schofield. I.
just Yeah, I love her wedding dress. She. looked amazing. I love Brooke. >> Yeah, I don't understand why people get. so upset about um. wedding dresses. Why is it still awkward? Does you guys still not. >> No, I don't feel awkward. I feel fine. >> No, as soon as it all started going. again. >> Yeah. >> I love you, Brooke. >> Yeah, I love you, Brooke. Um yeah, why. do people even. feel that way about wedding dresses and. also people's hair? Like, mind your own. damn business. Like, do get a job. >> Imagine taking your time out of your day.
>> It's all these unemployed people, bro. They got too much time on their hands. >> Writing paragraphs to somebody who's. freshly married being like, I'm. disappointed in your dress choice and I. just had to let you. >> Like, it's major news for the. unemployed. Like, that is a breaking. headline. Oh my god, did you see her two-piece. dress? Like, shut that [ __ ] up. Sorry. >> No, that was a good. >> in pain. I think it's making me. >> What is it just feels like somebody. >> My head's throbbing. >> Oh, I don't know how you're feeling.
right now. >> strength Tylenol, so a thousand. milligrams of Tylenol cuz I can't take. Advil because it's a blood thinner and. that's not good for this. The only thing. I can take is ibuprofen, which I think. is in Tylenol. >> Yeah. >> Which is different than a seed um or no, maybe it's acetaminophen. >> Mhm. >> is in Tylenol. I don't know. But for. some reason I can't take Advil and I. think Advil helps more with head pain. And I'm this whole podcast. >> you're living. >> actually it feels like a migraine where. I feel nauseous.
>> The way I would have had to have called. off. Like, if I had a migraine, there's. no way in hell. You're really a trooper. >> I'm fine. I think I'll be good by. tomorrow. I'm and also I'm just excited. to be here, man, and get another chance. at redemption. >> Which is that hoodie that's fire? >> Hey, thank you. Orange hoodie. >> I like it. >> I've had this for like 10 years. >> That [ __ ] is fire. >> I've been rocking this forever. >> I love that. >> I had a phase in like right when I. graduated high school and I was like, I'm just going to buy a different color. of every hoodie and then they're all. just like plain hoodies different and so.
many of them have lasted the ages. >> Hell yeah. >> Have you ever [ __ ] in that hoodie? Have you ever gotten head in that. hoodie? orange hoodie has seen some. stuff. >> I don't know why I felt like I needed to. >> hoodie has done some stuff. >> Orange gives like. >> horny. >> What color is horny? I feel like. >> Red. >> Red. >> Like you turn the neon lights in a room. to red, oh it's. >> Why do you think my room has red sheets, red lights, red lava lamp? Hello. >> Horny. >> You don't have to put on the red light.
>> Do you know that song? >> don't. I don't. The No? >> Mhm. >> Roxanne. Roxanne. Roxanne. >> No. >> All she want to do is party all night. >> Roxanne. Roxanne. >> Roxanne, you don't have to put on the. red light. Those days are over. You. don't have to share your body with the. night. I think. >> You don't have to post your nudes on.
OnlyFans. You just got to [ __ ] some. dudes. Prostitute. Oh. >> I wonder what we'll be like in 3 years. like on the podcast. Like will we still. make jokes like this? Do you think maybe. yes? >> Do you think we're ever going to like. grow up? >> No, I don't think I will ever. And. that's why people tell me I'll be a. really bad mom. Kelly, you'd be a great mom. >> Yeah, I think you'd be a great mom. >> That's nice. You're You're literally 21. Like Like you're allowed to be a kid. right now and have fun cuz you are a. kid. >> I'd be a fantastic mom.
>> You're an alcoholic. I'm freshly 21 and. I drink a lot. [ __ ] shoot me. >> normal. >> That's so normal. >> That's what 21-year-old should be doing. That's like what That's what happens. >> I need to go to the club. >> Okay, if it's like. 40 in the same house. >> Yeah, then it's a problem. Exactly. >> But like 21, you just became legal. You're just supposed to start this. Stephanie, that is a crazy photo you're. showing me right now. >> This is Jacob's mood today. >> Do you want to feel it? >> Let's see. >> Yeah, I have to show Look at This is.
Jacob was not kidding when his energy. has been like meh because. >> Wait, what is that? >> Oh no, it's a picture of me just. >> Yeah, she's just like. >> Jacob. >> I'm in extreme pain, bro. >> She done did you dirty, dude. >> You look dead here. >> You were a trooper today. >> I'm sorry, guys. I'm I'm quitting, man. I can't do this anymore. >> Quit the podcast? >> You just GOT HIRED AGAIN. >> I'M GOING TO I'M QUITTING. ONCE WE GET 52 EPISODES, MAN, I'm out,
bro. But this has been fun, man. This. has been real. Um. >> Jacob, thanks for being a trooper. What. do you What should everybody comment if. they made it to this part? >> Comment Jacob is annoying. >> No, you don't want to flood the comments. with that. >> I do. It's different if I want them to. See, it's reverse psychology. >> But what if they haven't even made it. halfway through and they already saying. that? >> Well, then I'll think that it's because. I told them to. >> That's good mindset. >> You see, it's a win-win. Yeah, comment. Jacob's annoying. He needs to leave the podcast. Say.
he he took it too far. All that stuff. >> Or comment. mango. >> Kind of like the what I said. >> Okay, yeah, we can go with that. >> Wait, comment butt cheeks. >> Why? >> Can they comment that? >> Comment comment. >> Comment the worst thing you can comment. Let's just see what happens. Our video gets taken down. >> Everyone's like, why is there so many. Yeah. Comment the worst thing you can comment.
>> Oh. Or the nicest thing ever. >> Or. >> Yeah, actually please send just send us. compliments. Actually, it seems like. Jacob needs a compliment today. Kaylin I. need a compliment today. Send some love. Kaylin and Jacob's way. Maybe give them. a compliment. And by the time this comes out the new. Chipotle A Sauce came out. So if you. tried it, please let me know how it is. I'm so [ __ ] jealous and I'm not. getting it till tomorrow. Oh my god. I'm so excited. Oh my god. All right, we love you guys. We'll see you on bangingout.com. and yeah, we're going to get naked over. there.
>> Woo! >> Yeah, we are. bangingout.com dot com. bangingout.com you got to go to. bangingout.com that's the place you got. to go to the bangingout.com. >> Okay. That was good. >> I'm going to be on bangingout.com. Hey Reggie, I know you can hear me.
Hey, what's up? >> Ew, ew, ew, ew. >> Hey Reggie, hey what's going on. handsome? Oh my god, you look so good. I. want to rip those clothes. >> Okay, literally abs of [ __ ] that is. so. >> All right guys, I'll see you. Peace. >> Jacob, that's all for you bangingout.com. >> Oh, oh yeah dude. All right, yeah sorry. guys. >> that for a second and like actually got. nauseous. >> bangingout.com. >> You can wear my sweatshirt. and you can tell your friends we'll be.
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