You're A Good Boy, Bobby Lee! | Ep 196 | Bad Friends

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and an Asian dude you two are. disgusting you two are something we're. bad. friends um first of all I have to say. some great things have happened in the. last week wow and what I want to say is. um what's happened Congress is back back. in. session they've been in session yeah. what it's great when they are never it's. great when they are cuz I want them to. keep going why are you doing political. no I'm just telling you the good things. are happening this last week what what's.

good about that who cares I couldn't. think of something good so I just said. that yeah the lizard people were back. yeah the lizard people are back licking. each other over what strike D weren't we. in one the actor strike yeah it's over. it's over man I've been out there every. day I know dude you're by yourself and I. I should have said something I drove by. you the other day you're by yourself. I've been sitting out there at Paramount. it's so sad what does your sign say what. I mooned like four Executives today yeah. what does my sign say bring back Two and. a Half Men Ela says red lives matter I.

don't know what that means R I said red. life matters oh red life matters I was. attacked by a security guard outside of. Warner Brother anyway it was racially. charged yeah there's no doubt in my mind. what's else is going on um this last. week what um this week was huge I just. got I just got back from Vegas last yeah. you did right Vegas was ins and you dude. can I just say this that video you had. with Bert and at that party sucking on. his titties was it the best party. sucking on your titties like you wanting. me calling me what yeah peaches dude I. love her and also so you know it's that.

party I'll never be invited to this is. the my favorite I this is my favorite I. want to be a part of the I'm going to. Tim Dylan's party Sunday you gonna go. yeah I'm going let's go I'm going I'm. going what else happened hold on I need. to a lot of butterflies hatched this. week where from cocoons I need call is. like a Hollywood thing like I need to. call someone uh. oh I need to call someone I know I have. people I can call too. then it's not a competition yeah yeah I. have cool people I can call no yeah I.

want to call somebody cool too I have. someone cool too yeah it just made me. mad cuz what you just said was such a. like yeah who said that Who you calling. I was calling Leanne crer because I. literally said I literally said at the. party I go I go Bobby would love this. this was so fun and then and uh she goes. um she goes yeah he got all upset about. the B you know the they offered you to. go on the tour or something like that. and you're like saying you never get. invited you get invited to stuff all the.

time you just say no yeah but no means. yes in my not to people in the business. no means no no no means yes for me D no. is no yeah Bobby no never means what no. means no I'm just saying me personally. no means yes ah anyway and no no forget. it forget it forget it forget it forget. it forget it forget it forget it forget. but how cute though I did mention Leah. how much I wish you at the party you. would have liked it I love her it was so. so much fun Bert was Bert was doing his. birthday thing like holding down the.

fort a guy if BT ever leaves her I'm. going to slide in you're going to slide. in on Leanne yeah you think you're she's. motherly dude well yeah she's nurturing. mother she's cool house is clean house. is beautiful yeah lean le le B watch out. dog it's just me Leanne Lee yeah what if. she she would have a a Southern and. Asian accent she's like it's just me. lean Le what do the Southern and Asian. at the. same can't you can't do an Asian and.

Southern at the same time so hard to do. he man I Chang Williams man Chang. Williams. man from. the y'all want to go to barel let's go. to Cracker. barel that's it you just nailed it to. what else happened this week oh yeah. what no nothing else oh yeah nothing. really. important.

jet ski got passed at The Comedy Store. let's give it up for the big jet ski you. know we were there at your showcase we. were there we were there you you told us. to leave yeah you did you were like get. the [ __ ] out of here usually you guys do. your spots and bounce and the timing of. it was probably an hour hour and a half. until I go up so I didn't want any like. pressure on you to stay pressure on us. to stay yeah no well we're American. citizens and we make decisions yeah I.

pay my taxes sometimes and dude you know. I was also worried that I go up there. and everyone in the room is just going. to be like Bobby and Andrew are here. Bobby and hre are here yeah they did. they did they kept turning around should. we laugh and we're like laugh BBY Bobby. right before you got on stage went like. this he went [ __ ] laugh right and. then they would turn to me and I go. right and they go you know what I mean. and they would turn they would laugh at. places they weren't supposed to laugh. cuz they didn't really know that's okay. in your act you know what I mean but you. know I would.

no no no not nothing that's a setup. chill chill chill chill chill chill. chill chill so you know we directed them. you guys were my stage moms no you know. would Neil Neil Brenan made fun of us. huh mhm Neil Brennan ripped us apart. yeah so what I'm not afraid of you Neil. make fun of us he was we did get made. fun of we made got made yeah that we. were a little stage Mommy cuz we were. standing by the booth and we were both. smiling yeah and we were holding each. other we were each cing a little bit. there was no more room all the seats. were sold out and you went up there to a. packed room sold out house.

standing room only literally people were. standing yeah it was incredible what a. magical night and you had to follow a. tough tough run because it went uh oh. Ali Wong Alli Wong Neil oh no I'm sorry. Rick Ingram or no Ali Wong no no no. before Ron someone went on before Ron. and ripped oh I know F. manoir Ali Wong F manir Ron G three. killers I mean and everyone you walked. up really really was doing well I he. didn't do as good as good oh thank you.

what do you as good as the other people. no dude I felt great about she's a girl. K course she's not going to do well. she's a girl honest with you you did so. great not not just great you did better. than Ron G well we don't need to be. that's cuz you're racist dude that's so. Fu you did better than I really do. believe that racist again the laughs you. were getting dude were real I have and I. I went I just went I teared up dude I. was proud of our little girl make me cry. proud of my kid you ripped and now. you're regular you get to call in and. the best part is now you're going to get.

really late night spots that's my. favorite last night what last night my. first spot in the main room guess who. brought me up who did Bob the Bob you. brought her on yeah what time was your. spot oh he gave me the most beautiful. intro and he said let me say something. to you right now I give the best intros. in La history dude I know I was waiting. for all the com of all the comics I give. ask anybody I give the best interest of. the world give me your give I'm bringing. you up Carlos just give me your name I. know your name I I forgot for a second. right this next guy do hold on hold on. yeah this guy's a regular at our club oh.

no he's showcasing oh. okay can you make sure you yeah is this. at the oh hot dog venue you make sure. that you say that while you're doing the. intro with him and we're also in Linker. where are we at Park Modesto Modesto. we're in Modesto the oh hot dog Comedy. Club the oh hot dog Comedy Club at. Modesto opening weekend that's how bad. we are let's hear it we get Carlos as. our first opening weekend headl guys. next guy coming to Stage man dude in. terms of like the king of all holes.

glory holes this guy top three. dude right number two dude he's not even. like the brown kind of Mexican he's the. I know but in terms of like the up upper. snoody Mexican oh right yeah he's top of. the line dude wow this guy sounds like. he's going to be great right he's like. the CEO of Baja Fresh that kind of. Mexican and here he is and no no no I'm. not done yeah he's also dude um he's. only had warts twice wow. right he's at work s and then also on.

top of it dude he's like uh he's dude in. terms of drug addict and alcohol he. should be the president of all that. president of drug addict of drug addict. ladies and gentlemen and alcoholism. Carlos and i' go last name I would say. to the side Herrero. Herrero first joke out of the gate they. come out Herrero they come out first. joke out of the gate go throw my hat out. hat off off physical joke no we want a. joke a stand up joke this is and what's. your opening joke you're 45 minutes and.

I have to do an opening joke I would. literally take my hat off that's not a. joke J I walk off oh wow that's what I. would do well then I'm going to call you. into the office I'm the manager hey can. I talk to you for a second yeah uh yeah. man what's going on hey Andrew how are. you hey man uh don't call me Mr Santino. if you don't mind it's and I'm Mr Lee. thank you like. you're okay let me just can I ask you. something Mr Lee yes I I know the way he. did that I know I know Mr Lee yes what's. his name Mr know sit sit down sit down.

sit down you called us and said may I. headline we so we agreed well and. begrudgingly it was only because. earthquake fell out yeah earthquake and. we tried to get hurricane tsunami both. of them out of town out of town. hurricane all natural disaster Comics. out of out of town then we tried to get. hamburger uhhuh right I we're the old. hot dog obviously we need to get. hamburger and then you know the Shucky. Ducky Shucky Ducky couldn't do it and. you know shrimp and grits you know him. shrimp and grits he couldn't do it he. couldn't do it he was busy yeah so. naturally as we fell down the list M.

yeah we got to you which I'm grateful. I'm on that list and by the way why did. your email say you want to be called the. Mexican rexic what does that even mean. what does that even mean it was just. like a signature I had on Gmail Mexican. rexic is your signature on your email. yeah on Gmail but like I just want you. to recognize me as that I don't think so. buddy and your riter is crazy it says um. you want parachute pants uhhuh but from. ' 89 parachute we were not going to get. that 1989 parachute P what do that even. mean I need to fly down from something. and I'm hoping the. what is on the right or this says you.

wanted a cibian what what you what's a. cibian it's those thing it's like a. vibrating thing you sit on it and it it. energizes your that pre-performance. stuff yeah just so I can loosen up you. know what's this llama that happens to. have scoliosis I don't even know where. to find a llama specifically. scoliosis I it's like a sexual thing I. don't want to talk about you what is. this what is this thing on here that. says you need one of the staff members. to read you Jack in the bean stock when. you're done with your set yeah yeah is.

that like a comfort thing that it's like. a I have to be naked while that happens. I was hoping Mr Lee could do that part. yeah Mr Lee is not telling you Mr. Santino that we talked earlier and he. was talk this is what he said to me and. I I forgot to tell you because it feels. like a lie it is a lie this is what he. said he goes um yo I he said yo by the. way I'm like what's up dude yeah anyway. um what's up WS Sean W yeah I have a. writer everyone in a wrer anyway he said.

I don't need an opener really I'm going. to go up cold really he went up he threw. his hat down then he said good night the. show was 45 second long you thought 45. minutes 45 seconds you thought 45. seconds wait yeah no it said s it said. seconds on the thing on the writer I was. like this for a 45 second show did we. screw up in right I mean it could have. been cuz she's our secretary could be a. clerical I mean you could but let me. have you ever been to a stand show have. you ever been to a stand up show and the.

show was 45 seconds long yeah I saw you. perform at the comedy. store oh my God go go [ __ ] him up oh my. God oh my God my God you know what dude. the bit's funny so I'm going to let it. go but holy [ __ ] dude holy [ __ ] that's. so funny that was so funny you're a. [ __ ] jerk why wasn't that in the show. you know that could have been your. opening thing I brought you up [ __ ] face. but I saved the funny for backstage with. Mr Lee and Mr you you should juy so. everyone wants their money back. everybody's going to get their money.

back yeah and here's how we're going to. make you pay it back here's the deal. we're all going to my mom and dad's. house for Thanksgiving everyone's going. to be there what day is that uh. Thanksgiving is almost always on a. Thursday almost it's almost let me ask. you something is Halloween always on a. specific day the 31st yeah it's the 31st. yeah but is it like a Monday Tuesday. it's 30 it's 31st always a certain day. like you're you're conflating two. different things thanksgiving's always. on the on the Thursday third Thursday.

thir the third Thursday of November but. it's not a specific the dates change the. DAT change the date does change. unfortunately are you being real yeah. okay well that's what I was confused. about but you've never known that in 52. years spinning on the sht I swear to God. I haven't all the time you're sitting on. the shirt that it spins around no are we. going I always thought it was like the. 26th or something I never did it so well. you're about to do I literally Sunday. because uh Tim. Dylan has has having his Thanksgiving. party so I go oh I've never been invited. on Thanksgiving at the dinner he's like. it's not Thanksgiving you invited last. year I was going to say last year yeah.

you were invited with me last year and. you didn't come I'm going now you're. really going to go this Sunday yeah good. you going to be do you want to go. together no cuz I'm bringing. somebody who you bringing bad. boy who you bringing a friend what I. would really like is you and I go to a a. Comics party as each other's dates but. we but you dress up like the woman and I. dress up like a man in a suit and I take. you on a nice little date but you have. to be in character all night long sure. but what it has to be like a Halloween. party right or no why I want it to be.

real so I just randomly show up to like. Tim Dylan's no birthday part pick you up. as a woman I'm going to pick you up no. why you be the woman but you're the. woman how come I was with the woman. listen to the way you said it you sound. like a woman yeah. right well I always have to be a woman. sound like just oh damn it deep voiced. woman okay yeah yeah so how' you do last. night it was it was hard work but it it. was good what do you mean the crowd was. a little thin or something well last. night was who Mark Maron Bill Burr uh.

Eliza [ __ ] me [ __ ] well yeah we. already know you went up sorry my bad I. thought you leaving me out of when he. inted me he gave me this beautiful intro. and he says so some of you guys know I'm. this I'm on this podast intro intro. repeat. it what an amazing show we've seen. tonight I said that yeah okay and then. you said it's going to get better I. don't remember no just what you think I.

said you said I'm I am going to bring up. somebody very special some of you guys. might know that I have a podcast already. murmurs In The Crowd Oh my God is it him. is it him they think it's she has been. such a wonderful addition to our podcast. and I heard I heard an audible oh no. that's. not and then he said oh my God you're. going to make me so [ __ ] right now. but then he said that she is the newest.

paid. regular that is what happened no can I. tell you what happened okay you tell me. okay first of I said we have something. special coming up yes okay I as you know. that I have a podcast called bad friends. they all thought it was Andrew no three. people stood up right and I go and I go. she I go I go she you know I said you. know in order to be do do this stage you. have to get p as a paid regular mhm and. it's a very difficult thing to doal it's.

a big deal right this girl is our. sidekick on B she opens for us on the. road or something like that and I go um. this is her first spot as a paid regular. and I can't I I'm so proud of her. right that's what I [ __ ] said it made. me sounds like that's what you said but. it was for real literally there were. people in the audience I could hear from. backstage going oh no one said that you. [ __ ] idiot dude would because you're. no you're you're you're influenced by.

them can't you see how that could and. then I walked on stage and I said Thank. like give it up for Bobby that was such. a nice intro and sorry I'm not Andrew. and a bunch of people laugh yeah see. that's nice they left right yeah they. got it well the reason they and it was. an all star lineup so they were thinking. Santino's coming up well I I was. originally on the lineup and I and I had. to not be on it and then what did you. call yourself at Backstage I never heard. that before riff ra Riff Raff after I. said this is where the Riff Raff starts.

so I didn't know who was after. you Quincy all great Comics but R I. never but I've never I've never cuz we. never when we were new as a paid regular. we never called ourselves riffraff what'. you call yourself we just thought we. were part of the lineup you know I go. people are different levels but it made. me sad that you would like say that. about yourself really I was I was just. being self-aware that people you come to. The Comedy Store to see stars so there. was a divide in the show where it's like.

yeah but you got yeah but you're you're. you're part of the you're a peer you're. a regular now so you're a peer even more. so that you got passed your name's going. to be written in cursive on that wall it. feels so crazy isn't it kind of cool to. be on that wall yeah that's a cool what. part are you in the wall um I've I've. seen urine on my name no less than a. dozen times what part I'm not kidding. I'm by the back entrance and I'm low to. the ground people have pissed all over. the bottom wall drunk guys pee all over. the wall there at night you move yours. I've asked to move it multiple times you. know Ryan is where up front you're up.

front not just up front above the main. room oh you are yeah next to Eddie. Murphy all the big your head shot is. also right by the original room yeah I. mean you've been there for 50 years I. don't have a head in the original room. in the main room I do in the hallway. leading to the original room I I don't. have a head shot in the hallway in the. you want to bet I swear to God I don't. I've never seen a head shot there better. money bet me 100 bucks 100 bucks I'm. going to go air Shake air Shake air. Shake. okay I know texting the door guys. because I don't want you moving it oh.

that's smart so it is it it's somebody. that put it in there accidentally I saw. it last night cuz I was like where's my. it's got to be new then it's got to be. new no it's a old head shot okay yeah. but they put it up new maybe maybe they. just reput it up maybe and but your head. shot and I got a little mad I'm sorry. but your headshot at The Improv it's in. a very nice place mine is not they're. moving it next to mine are they really. no be honest I to him he said we're. they're moving them right they want he.

goes do you want Bobby right next to you. I said yeah because mine's in the back. somewhere weird you're in the you're in. the hall but you're going to come up to. you and I no I'm not in the Hall I'm in. the same Hall I have three up yeah I. have one in the hall one where the. bathroom is and one tiny one upstairs. yeah I have one upstairs you're going to. be right next to me in that in that. entrance thank you so much moving me up. I want you there thank you so thank you. so much it's not moving you up it's. moving you where no you're moving where. you know me where all the cool people. are thank you so much there are a lot of. Co yeah not the best it is it's like the.

highest like level of right and I'm up. with Whitney in the corner of some you. know I did say that at the party that. was the first club that passed me the. store didn't pass me the Improv passed. me first wow and I still have the email. a great Club I have the email from the. day I got I got passed on my birthday. you know the chances of that a isn't. that insane I got an email from Eric. Abrams at The Improv say congratulations. from the from the Improv you're now. allowed to call in for spots I have. something to share with you it's going. to make you mad go ahead Ellie told me. not to say anything who these guys did. no The Improv what what I don't know why.

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him it's great and I I'll always I go I. will not play this room unless I always. get more whoa and they go okay than me. yeah how much more it's got to be at. least 100 that's funny because I just do. it for the. art it's so not true I don't go for the. money yeah yeah yeah but anyway um don't. go to the impr thank you impro I'm glad. you're a regular at The Comedy Store and. let's all say congratulations to our.

love our sweet uh juice the jet ski. herself congratulations on getting. that's a big deal man but do you want to. tell her the bad. news you're fired from the show sorry we. did say we made a pack and we said as. soon as you get past to The Story You're. fired from the show that was literally a. pack and everybody knows and it's kind. of a bummer that we didn't tell you. earlier but we're telling you're telling. me yes are you for real yeah yeah yeah. this is how you know you hurt though. well I feel weird that this public. firing I know so if we're being honest.

uh make sure you don't like don't. wiggling too much into the chair we'd. like someone else's butt to be able to. be fitting you guys are crazy I don't. believe you I I can't imagine never. doing shows with you oh my God we're. probably clip it no delete it no because. um you know I went through some hard. times and stuff and um eight months ago. whatever and it I had the right kind of. person to go on the road with. all of you but you are involved in that.

big time that I I went your temperament. your support your positivity positivity. was just um something I needed at the. time unmatched unmatched but now I think. your attitude is. insane take that back but I really no I. really can't imagine not ever knowing. you oh my God you I mean I don't think. that you would betray me never I would. never betray. you people have betrayed people betray. dude people betray dude nobody in this.

room no no one in this room if someone. were going to betray it would go Carlos. and then mcon I think Mone first for. sure I don't I wouldn't betray you look. what I did for you you didn't do that. for me you did that for laugh and also. I'll tell you why you would no fries. yeah yeah no fries you get a burger ever. this is not even a lie dude ever since I. saw that hamburger with no fries that. right there was worse than not getting. it I'd rather get not a hamburger can't. let this go on any longer that was my. call no no no no you're ho you're a part.

I was with m in the car and I told him. not to get fries why what's your logic. and you waited a whole week to tell us. this I was projecting because I wouldn't. want fries because I'm trying to stay. trim so you get a double double. cheeseburger from [ __ ] in and out and. that's how you're staying trim well. protein style half the time and no he. didn't get protein style yeah but he. doesn't need the extra fries and salt. andu oh my God you're saying he's fat. yeah he is you're saying fat but I'm. saying he's.

he's it's mco's responsibility to go no. dude thank you I'm going to get the. fries that's his challenge Carlos you're. not exempt you [ __ ] he's saying he's. saying you both [ __ ] up Mone should. have been like no I bet you he wants. fries and you're dumbass shouldn't have. stepped in the way of projecting about. his weight cuz you think he's overweight. which overweight no you're not allly. said it the other day who in front of. you Alli Wong because she weighs about 9. lbs I know but she looked at she goes. she this is what she said we the kitchen. yeah I know and she she looks at you she.

goes what are you doing you look so good. and you're like I'm doing this and this. right yeah but why is he like shaped. like that she said and why are you still. shaped like this yeah yeah and I looked. at her I'm like but at least you retain. that means you retain you stayed the. same she sees you the same you're not. overweight I know I am a little no. you're not I'm fine I love it I feel. great I do have arthritis but yeah I'm. fine dude we're falling apart we I'm. falling apart I went to the doctor and. I'm on [ __ ] oh I'm I'm on L what is. it called Levitra Levitra no I've said.

it wrong three times. levitrol did you talk about what. happened in the hotel room wait what is. this for that's for erectile dysfunction. oh yeah no not I'm on lipor lior. levitra's boner pills I'm not on those. why okay I don't need them I honestly. I'm not against boner pills but I don't. need them I I am still very blessed you. know one day when I was [ __ ] like 16. years old I remember like an ad came on. about boner pills and my dad my dad like.

really slightly was smoking a cigarette. and he's like you're never going to need. those and I was like what and he's like. runs into family got strong blood you. said that yeah I was like holy [ __ ] my. dad still gets Clint Eastwood I'm hard. right now and then he said uh just the. way he smokes and then he said something. about he like he like get out of here. Koreans he was all you know he got. realny East Woody right I'm on lip right. now high cholesterol High triglyceride.

level so I'm I'm my doctor put me on. this my young Asian doctor put me on. this and what is that supposed to do. libur make it so I don't have a stroke. or heart attack oh I have a bad I I. already have a bad ticker as everybody. knows I've talked my heart's bad I've. got a [ __ ] murmur have a hole in my. heart right and he said my cholesterol. levels were high and he said have you. experiencing any semblance of high. stress traveling a lot being near a. Korean for an extended period of time. dude and I said no not that I can. remember. I had a. dream that you died don't why are you.

why would you do that L can I just say. something no it's good it's good that I. die no what how I did it you killed him. what the [ __ ] you kill me in your dream. no no let me explain well get through it. right I don't know how you died in you. know you don't know the details but I. remember me making decisions of like. leaving the country and just I remember. just leaving living in like a cottage. like my compl life changed so when I die.

that's your Eat Pray Love moment when I. die you get to go on a journey and find. yourself no that's where I die in a. cottage by myself in France eating. cheese and wine what the [ __ ] you. talking about so I die so you go kill. yourself you slowly eat I'm just saying. I'm just say I love you so much and if. you died it would just devastate me it. sounds like a happy story it sounds like. you quit the Pod you took the money you. moved away you. fy from my death oh I me your will not. anymore. not if you're having dreams about it.

you're on my life insurance you're on my. life insurance you have a will I do I. have a will too you're on my will you're. not on mine and I want you to put I want. to put it on I'm not on your will I just. didn't consider it until now I had I'm. going to call my guy I said if any sort. of revenue from this company in the. event of my death would all go to you. well no in your death half of it would. go to your family and I no I cut my. family out you think I want those pigs. with my money I saw they're going to. spend it on bad stuff. right I want it to go to you yeah my.

family yeah do you get family me I get. cousins asking for money yeah I'm been. getting it lot this week a lot I had I. had out of nowhere I guy I haven't. talked to in 30 years yo man I need 15. grand I go are you out your [ __ ]. start with one. $15,000 you out of your [ __ ] mind. that's so much money dude I mean I could. get it if it was like my mom she needed. surgery anything for your mom yeah yeah. I would I would pck in for your mom my.

you know my titty what's wrong my titty. gone your titty's gone yeah it died well. let me taste them I'll find out if. they're okay I would not taste my mom's. titty it's gone let me taste your mom's. titties it's getting weird how do you. say good boy in Korean I don't know and. it's so funny how do you not know how to. say good boy they never called him that. that's right oh Jess oh Jess God you're. so quick you [ __ ] how do you say good. boy in. Korean imagine me kissing on your mom's.

boobs while she says that I would say. yam Jan yum Jan what is that he a nice. guy nice uh. chahan that's. CH Chakan chak is nice so that's me I'm. kissing on your mom's boobies she's. Chakan. Chakan chak. sonan by the way my new nickname with. your mom I don't even how to do that cuz. I just Chuck. oh my.

God here look I'm your. mom all right stop stop stop. stop now they're going to be [ __ ]. t-shirts. [Laughter]. with I got to deal with. it we somebody make a t-shirt of B's Mom.

with her titties and suing Chuck on deal. with it please no more no more about my. mom yeah what would if I died what would. you do oh my God please don't ever no. but just let's scar I want to know I. don't want to know I don't want to know. I already what would you do I'd have a. charity event at The Comedy Store yeah. rais money and she'd take it all should. we quit this thing and start a band and. be happy without. Hollywood you know a lot of my a lot of. my um fears and my sadness comes from. Hollywood so yeah maybe we should quit.

it yeah I don't want to do it anymore. Hollywood is scary and I I watched just. to kind of change subjects a bit but. that movie you're in what movie uh. Fool's Paradise I didn't even know you. were in it and you opened it up a small. scene but that's all about the Hollywood. and the industry yeah Charlie Day Char. my buddy Charlie day did a movie called. Fool's Paradise is great yeah I loved. your cameo in it you you like the movie. yeah I liked it a lot I thought it was. really funny it was me and actually I. got tagged in it people say it's me and. you yeah I also thought it was going to.

be pooby should have been no you it's. fine I Love. Ken I thought it was you about halfway. through you laughing at what you. laughing at dude I'm not laughing yeah. you are how come you keep picking roles. with other Koreans that aren't Bobby. they hand it to me I they asked me to do. it with other Koreans and I keep. fighting to do it with Bobby but but if. I'm going to make an announcement on. here I will I'll say it I'll say it even. though it's not done yet but Bob and I. are doing an animated series. right now we're working on it literally. right now we just I had a call about it.

a couple hours ago we're going to be. doing a little animation you're not. going to overplace them uh what do you. mean by that cuz he keeps working with. all these other Koreans do you know how. Hollywood Works no I don't this is this. is what we do together and and when it. comes to everything else you know it's. fine yeah that's fine yeah everything's. fine I know my place in the world and. I'm very happy it's a good place I enjoy. my life what are you gonna do for. Christmas by the way you kill.

myself I kill myself so you're getting. me a gift yeah finally are you going to. go back to Arizona and see your mom for. Christmas I might have to yeah I need. something you know you really just. bumped me out just now man I did yeah. well cuz I reminded you about all the. other Koreans sandrew works with besides. you I love it I love what you're doing. right now well you can rest easy I won't. be in beef season 2 why I died you never. watched it they shot me in the head oh. they shot me in the face I don't know I.

think they might bring you back yeah two. good friends of mine are now riding on. that. show uh. really dumfounded is yeah yeah and Jean. Jean yeah that's right yeah it's rad. it's great. rad well I had a fun little weekend in. Vegas and I'm s I'm sad that I came back. early because I didn't go to go to F1. but boy oh boy did I have fun out there. F1 tell me about it I mean it's just I. didn't get to see F1 but I got to hang. out with some of the other people that. were in it it was wild to like give me a. name you don't know F1 do you no there.

are celebrities there you hanging out. with no I mean F1 guys are celebrities. in the F1 world but if you don't know. yeah do you know who Lando Norris is. Carlos Sans Bush yeah but that's NASCAR. uhuh Kyle Bush yeah wrong wrong G wrong. game is it a machine though you're. driving a running machine F1 it's. different level I get it now it's this. dude all right all right I. learn all. right I love it did you know that I. don't know anything you I don't know. yeah yeah no those guys I mean it's just.

impressive to watch them operate but the. NASCAR drivers you guys are also very. talented I mean it's [ __ ] fighting like. that is there like different levels oh. yeah topcock top coock oh topcock is. different than just regular Street top. on Netflix it's one of the best shows. out oh really top [ __ ] who has the best. what's the best who has the best [ __ ]. fighting skills you have no idea who top. coock is right now Orlando flandro won. Top [ __ ] this season is that a real guy. I honest are you joking Orlando fando. won Top Orlando Fernando Orlando flando.

he won Top coock this year really and. where's he from Spain he's a Cuban guy. that lives in [ __ ] Miami and his his. chicken what his [ __ ] yeah he and he. comes out with his [ __ ] and he. goes to intimidate the other top really. yeah wow he says flando is. here and everyone hates it and what are. those are those [ __ ] what are their. names like his [ __ ] what's his cock's. name well he he his [ __ ] must retire I. mean how many how many fights can they. do buddy you don't know anything about.

[ __ ] fighting they retire when they die. they kill they fight to the death oh so. he's been a so his main [ __ ] what's his. name Orlando's. [ __ ] the name of it's called Orlando's. [ __ ] that's the joke oh really if I saw. Orlando's Co I go hey Orlando's [ __ ]. you'd go hey nice [ __ ] Jimmy no. Orlando's [ __ ] Jimmy and he walks out he. goes who wants to see Orlando's. [ __ ] that's what he does when he comes. out yeah wow I had no idea and that's. kind of his top coock on Netflix top. coock on Netflix download it right now.

it's is it all about him or the other. [ __ ] Fighters well he's featured cuz he. won this season but name me another guy. that's maybe his Nemesis who Orlando's. Nemesis yeah oh Miami. jine they're all from they're all Cubans. that live in Florida know so Miami Jamin. Miami jbin jbin yeah Miami lives in. Miami too say it Miami jaab I am a yeah. he's one of the other ones right and. then does he have a [ __ ] oh he's got a. real nice [ __ ] right what's it called.

Marcus that's what he calls it Marcus. marus I think as Marcus and um Orlando. orando [ __ ] fight before they fought in. season one or two but I thought they. fight to the death yeah they fought in. season one or two you know who I'm. rooting for so he no longer one of them. no longer exists Marcus Marcus died. Marcus is gone Marcus there's an. undercard though Susan Smith Oh Susan. Smith is pretty good she lives in. Florida but her [ __ ] is crazy crazy. Susan Smith's [ __ ] is really. is it nice yeah yeah this [ __ ] can knit. it knits right before a fight maybe one.

of the nicest [ __ ] I've ever seen she's. from Connecticut but she moved for the. competition whoa and they have the. little the. knives razors razors razors dude they. can't they don't have hands so honestly. if you're going to talk about Stu we see. the [ __ ] show I know but do they have. the little razor yeah Susan's [ __ ] is. shredded is there a company that that. makes that or is it like dueling. companies like you know because at F1 we. have the dueling car companies and this. and that and Brands so does like the.

razors have their own oh companies that. make the razor yeah yeah yeah I mean. [ __ ] Cutters out of [ __ ] Cutters is. that's out of Dallas Texas probably some. of the best the best yeah [ __ ] Cutters. anything from different lands or like. different country well well you think. the Philippines probably I don't know if. I should mention this now given what's. going on in the world right now yeah but. Israel Israel probably made some of the. best cck cutting tools of all time wow I. mean Israel probably made some of the. best. [ __ ] but they're not using them right. now because of what's going on over.

there I see so but you can still. probably get stuff from Black Market. like if I had if I had a [ __ ] I was. Raising and I want the best. Israeli [ __ ] cutter [ __ ] cutter yeah I. could probably get in the black market. honestly the Black Market has the best. [ __ ] yeah some would argue that the. Black Market has the best [ __ ] but the. Black Market has the best cut cutter. [ __ ] Cutters and [ __ ] but no one's Afra. but people are so afraid to use them. well they probably must be heavy yeah I. tell you when they hit you they hurt hey. bet yeah just lugging that around it's.

just it's just bigger than normal it's. bigger than usual I want lightweight. like NASA [ __ ] right well like if I had. a cog I would have lightweight like a. small little Asian one you want a tiny. little Asian [ __ ] yeah from maybe from. China well little chin lightweight one. well you you get you can get there's. different leagues yeah yeah you get the. yellow League there's a yellow card. League there is yeah I tell you what the. once you get one of those black Co you. never turn it back once you get a black. [ __ ] you never turn it back oh once you. let that in the arena right you'll never. go back never you'll never get a little. Asian one well why would you it's just.

once you've graduated you know okay you. don't go from a four-door car down to a. [ __ ] smart car you know like you. already have a why I can't know I didn't. know so [ __ ] what's it called top coock. on on Netflix I think season three or. four of Carlos what is it we watch it. together we're on four now Four Season. SE we're binging it together wow what's. the origin of [ __ ] fighting I don't know. anything about where did it start yeah. uh this is kind of it's kind of like a. history piece if you're a history buff. out there people that were coming to. South Florida uh from Cuba uh or the Dr.

mostly from Cuba oh Dominican Republic. yeah um when they're floating over here. when they're rafting here what ends up. happening is you have to bring you know. food and Provisions and also pets and. friends and they all bring a [ __ ] with. them at least one [ __ ] right and when. you pump into another raft you have to. go head to-head otherwise you get. sacrifice your rations on the way in. yeah they can basically I heard that one. story in 30 years ago where a [ __ ] still. had his little and inflated deflated one. the and they all drowned I remember that.

that's partially where it started I was. like take them off and put it in the. thing right but he went and then they. sank and they was like your [ __ ] pop my. ref and that was like the beginning of. everything I remember that story yeah I. know a little bit about it your [ __ ]. sunk my battleship is basically what. happened right right a little bit yeah. yeah that's interesting it was it's you. got to watch topcock on Netflix right. now yeah it's great door Dash his the. season to skip the inore rush when the. holidays knock answer with door Dash my. friend friends we've been using door. dashh for so long now before they were. even sponsors of the show I love them we.

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blood all over the place yeah it was. crazy did they have a guy that comes up. and clean [ __ ] blood cuz that sounds. like a job from aone no as soon as there. was blood I was like I got to roll yeah. you know it's so funny because we took a. comedy. bit made it sad and Rift Rift on it and. then you brought reality into the game. which sort of [ __ ] up the momentum no. it was really bad I mean it's like what. are you doing it was fun. you know what I mean a lot of [ __ ]. Birds died it was gnarly yeah yeah we.

get it was like intense got the [ __ ] out. of there it is disgust it is disgusting. I'll tell you what's more disgusting. what dog fighting oh I can't don't even. don't even don't even okay you want to. hear that's something then no I don't. want to know I don't I hate it no we're. about no listen we're about to get. another. dog and one of the dogs we're rescuing. was part of a one of these train kill. shelters Oh I thought you were training. them a pit bull it has pit in it yeah. yeah it's mixed is he nice well I. haven't met him yet we're about to go we. want to go get him okay make sure though.

make sure no dude you can you can you. can R they they train them from their. you can reverse it yeah but also this is. they puppies they're puppies oh they're. puppies oh good good yeah I'd love to. meet it we're trying to say we're trying. to save them because they uh it's crazy. to think people [ __ ] see a puppy and. they're like I'm going to make it a. killing machine yeah it's a puppy yeah. what the [ __ ] is wrong with people on. earth I think if you [ __ ] with dogs and. [ __ ] up and hurt dogs I think that. should be a higher penalty than when you. murder a human yeah well am I wrong.

babies they have they're defenseless is. the thing a human can fight back if you. killed a human but you had a reason for. someone killing someone right like a. gang that hates another gang there's. reasoning and a human has defense an a. puppy has a dog has no defense what. about [ __ ] [ __ ] are very defensive. okay and they their mood swings are. insane sometimes they're kind of buckled. in sometimes they're really showing off. true true you know what El videos I. don't like when people are when their. dog or cat is passing where they have.

the music they have some sort of I've. never seen those videos right your your. algorithm is different than mine right. and it's and it's like you know two. white right why is it white because we. care no because they want to show off. their grief let's be real that's yeah. but yeah because when asan they're like. okay and. go they're not crying before him. record right and they do it right and. they cut it off and they're like okay. well let's go you know what I mean bye. bye yeah yeah you can keep it but I.

don't like it I it makes me so sad like. I'm so sensitive to it I don't like it. yeah I don't like it either anything. with animals I don't like here's another. thing I [ __ ] hate it makes me so. [ __ ] angry. dude I saw a video Once where this guy. had his dog they running by a swamp and. an alligator just comes out over and. eats the dog I saw that yeah and it's. like bro leash. it leash the [ __ ] poppy you no. there's alligators in that. [ __ ] what are you doing dude leit yeah.

there's a piece of me that God maybe. that maybe that guy did that. on everybody lives in Florida knows. there's alligators all in those [ __ ] oh. you think he purposely did this I think. he was [ __ ] IR a poodle it was a. poodle I think well maybe he was getting. on his [ __ ] nerves do you think when. the alligator burped like for. [Laughter]. just what if like the dog dogs running. around and it was a Chinese guy that. came. out that'd be a switch.

[Applause]. crocodile. crocodile he's just wearing a crocodile. M full-blown crocodile M guy in a. crocodile that be so. funny anyway yeah that drives me crazy I. what is this what is this thing what was. you adamant to show us oh that this juia. uh Portuguese man in uh turkey was was. in prisoned for 3 weeks for looking gay. go up to the top a man was arrested for.

looking gay and wearing crop top and. turkey imprison for three weeks is he. gay no I believe that he just looks. European he's European oh Stolen. Valor dude dude dude that's a little too. gay for me that's the guy that got. arrested for quote unquote not being gay. I mean he's guilty he's [ __ ] lock him. up guy lock him up somebody put a ring. on that if he's gay I'm gay [ __ ] it. let's do it somebody put a ring and. handcuffs on this guy lock him up so. cute though when the cops arrested him. he was.

like first of all in Turkey what turkey. is not illegal to be gay what's going on. here I don't this your Thanksgiving. stories for us right so what is it. because he was wearing inappropriate. clothing yeah it's not illegal but the. remains problematic despite certain. legal advancements homosexuality is. decrim although homosexuality is. decriminalized wow thank like it's like. weed it's decriminalized you can have. homos on you but you can't be using them. when we catch you can't do it in public. yeah can't some African do that in. private you can do that stuff you can do.

gay stuff in private like weed but you. can't well there's some African. countries that's death penalty what do. you mean there if you're gay AF there's. some Middle Eastern countries where it's. [ __ ] death penalty you go you go get. caught in the Middle East and half the. places they'll [ __ ] kill you that's. insane to me insane to you um yeah what. the [ __ ] I don't think it's even an. argument if you wait wait those are the. countries where it's illegal to be gay. why they make them pink that's such a. gay look there's one little there's one. little pink area in South America. where's that what country is that yeah.

oh what Gana life in prison Gana gayana. and gay is in it yeah yeah Guyana let's. see how gay all these countries sound go. over the name of yeah let's see if it. sounds gay chadad I used to [ __ ] a guy. named Chad yeah yeah hi I'm Chad what. else well you get find 500,000 West. African CFA France oh that's $3 30. bucks Indonesia I do know that yeah it. is Criminal to be gay there usbekistan. oo.

Stan that's pretty like Mar Mari death. by stoning where stoning right there IM. Mirana. mirania oh that's sad you know why they. do that they're trying to get attention. I've never heard of this [ __ ] country. in my life where the [ __ ] is thatan. Africa on the Horn of Africa stoning. Jesus. Christ God imagine the guy that's got to. go get the Stones that's even more. insane to you got to go get stones to. hurt if you're getting Stone can you.

cover your face with your hands or no no. they tie you up I think oh they don't. kind it's a crazy [ __ ] you can't do this. no you can but it's like no you can't. yeah it's no no they tie their hands. behind their back 40 people no no they. they oh well you've been to a couple. I've seen them Spain I'm sure being by. the way you guys invented gay right. let's not do a picture of it bud no I'm. just what's that that's a stoning car. like I actually went to a stoning. yeah there was blood everywhere what's. that what's that right there that is a. stoning that's insane is that I would go.

to one just to see all right a stoning. yeah you're [ __ ] disgusting he had a. St a [ __ ] fight versus a stoning of a. human being well the Animals still like. fight to the death yeah but at least. they have a fair shot yeah the purpose. of getting Stone doesn't isn't throwing. rocks by the way that's if you do get. stone and they just give you a few back. to throw back they're like all right. let's go oh yeah that'd be fair fight. back well it still wouldn't be fair that. guy threw a first stone when he sucked. that dick though oh my God Jesus Christ.

I just got back from Texas yeah people. in well decorated interior houses should. not be throwing stones it is. unbelievable how some parts of the world. is just not the same I mean it's like. they're not they just haven't caught up. or they have these old traditions and. rules it's weird yeah cuz we're so. connected you know I mean through the. internet that like I just can't see how. it's possible what do you mean that did. people have these weird rules like you. know well these are based on thousands.

of years of them being indoctrinated. with an idea of their most 99% of that. is religious based that homosexuality is. against their their their religious. practice Yeah but as a kid I I'm not. kidding you my dad would be like if. you're if you Steve Gay everybody going. to die I'm going to kill everybody yeah. he would say stuff like that yeah thank. God like everybody yeah your friend. Charlie Franco they all die that's. insane insane right you think he was. just joking around no he was like saying.

it was in other one if you marry. Vietnamese woman don't call her well. that I understand yeah yeah it's like I. won't call then [ __ ] you you know what I. mean but even as a kid you listen to. that you're 6 years old at dinner you. know what I mean yeah if you get. everybody and I'd be eating my you know. Korean food I'd be like that's insane. that doesn't make any sense what did. your mom say she said okay okay he not. he not okay you know what I mean like. try to play it off but it's like you. hear all these things and even as a kid.

living in that house yeah I was able to. go you know what that just sounds like. insan and doesn't make any sense yeah it. doesn't it just doesn't seem right it. doesn't seem right so it's like and you. kind of so I'm just saying like these. countries you there's not a kid there. going yeah this seems weird there proba. you think there would be a bunch of kids. I think but I think if everybody around. you is is speaking the same language. it'd be hard to learn another one really. like I I just don't I just think if. everyone dude if you're if you're only. shown one thing and and particularly if.

you're shown that Western culture is. [ __ ] if they're talked about that. we're [ __ ] that we're disgusting and. against what they believe in their. religious beliefs then of course they. [ __ ] hate us or you see like a group. being. oppressed and you're doing the oppress. like I would in my mind be like no this. is not this seems you would think so but. that's only because you've gotten what. you've gotten no I think that I mean. maybe I'm wrong and I I don't know but. maybe I'm wrong but I feel like no. matter what society that I'm in I would.

look at the circumstances and go you. know that doesn't make any sense that's. if you're lucky enough to be educated no. I think it's just a thing no but I'm. saying if you're young and you're. uneducated Bob you don't have these kind. of I was uneducated I've never read a. book of my life you grew up in America. and you know what I mean like but do you. know do you guys understand what I'm. saying uneducated and if your needs are. not met then you're thinking of other. things like there always a group of. people that think like that in every. country yeah there's people that think. you see how those women like in Iran. despite the fact that they were like. this is also this is also helped because. of the internet and knowledge right so.

for for a long time no one had knowledge. of any other way like they would live. kind of sheltered off so they would. shelter people from learning about. Western ideology and culture about our. freedom of you know of sex and religion. and blah blah blah and I think a lot of. that was like that's evil [ __ ] when they. do read about it but now with the. internet right they're privy to seeing. way more that's why [ __ ] North Korea. he can't doesn't have the [ __ ]. internet he doesn't want them to to. learn what the [ __ ] going the world. they'll all go what yeah we're we should.

we would get the [ __ ] out yeah it's like. for me like my dad beating me and my. brother right it's like in my mind I'm. like oh I'm never going to do this to. another human being but there are some. kids that perpetuate that cycle they do. it to their own children I guess I was. just have this weird think way of. thinking maybe you're lucky that it. turned out that way because you could be. an abusive lunatic too I think it's now. yeah I think it's luck it was. traumatized into you no I just think. that some I don't know no I think you're. lucky you could have turned out the.

other way I think it's also like this. abil I don't know forget it it's not. comedy but I you know I I just want to. argue this fact that I see this in you. know when people get sober right it's. like um last week some guy just got. sober that we know right and he was able. to go inside himself and go you know. um I think I have a problem you know I'm. no longer in denial and I I I think that. if I keep doing this I can see down the. road that I'm going to lose everything.

so I'll stop here I've always been like. that where I'm like you know I haven't. lost anything like every time I get. sober I haven't lost anything but I can. feel in a year or two if this Behavior. continues that I will so I stop it here. right and some people don't have that. ability they just go all the way at to. the end yeah no they can't help it and I. don't know why that is yeah that's but. some people just have that that's right. some people just can't help the way they. react to how. their inner demons or shortcomings or.

addictions or things control them that's. my point is some people have traumatic. things when they were a kid and they. it's almost like this deep rooted thing. they can't get rid of and you're very. blessed that you're able to shift I. don't think it's a gift I just I just. don't understand it myself I I that's. why it must be a gift it's not you if. it's not you it's something else it's. the Lord It's the Lord Jesus Christ the. Lord Jesus Christ I knew what it was the. Lord Jesus our lord and savior yeah our. Lord and savior and I'm sorry for that. guy who got arrested for being gay and. turkey you come over here to West.

Hollywood we'll open our arms and our. butth holes to you and you're even if. you're not g I know he said he's not gay. yeah he looks gay though he does yeah I. mean I feel like he's lying you can come. to the have you been to the ABY I went. years and years ago go the ab it was a. little underrated I got hit on like. twice and I was a little let down I was. like twice so I was with I was wearing a. crop top and everything really no that. guy was so I I went to the ab with some. straight guys and they met with some of. their gay friends and we're at a we're.

at a table straight and one of the guys. kind of put his hand on my knee from. across the table and I go oh no no and. he goes oh I'm sorry I read it wrong I. just remember that oh yeah what do you. mean that like I think I exu you know. before people knew who I was or whatever. I think I exuded it oh yeah same what do. me oh yeah one big time you do big time. yeah yeah if I take you to a gay bar no. no wait what does that mean if I took. you to a gay bar they'd look at me and. be like what is he doing here and then. go just leave that one get out of here. leave him and get out of here they think.

I was dropping you off really yeah I. think I would have been like one of dmer. guys no yeah cuz he loved Asians he. would have taken you back and be like. this one's too crazy too crazy yeah no. but he like really like fit tiny little. in shape Asians like little little. twinky boys he like twinks you saying I. wouldn't fit in the drum he like yeah. you wouldn't fit in the drum imagine him. like he's like a suitcase he's like. sitting on it yeah he's got like 15. Drums of Bobby Lee 15 Drums of Bobby.

Le this egg roll just won't go. down. this yeah yeah I think that I would. because you know if you watch the show I. think once I saw his hallway and his. house I would have been like ah yeah but. they were enamored with this guy they. thought he like a hot cool guy yeah. right he was Cher wor workman's boots. you know remember that thing we listen. to spoy No the um no no the mo the moth.

yeah the mo there was a great story on. the moth about this about a guy who was. who had an interaction with dmer yeah so. he's basically you guys know about us. yeah we in the car yeah yeah for anyone. that's listening explain it to it's a. basically a guy that's he was talking. about something that happened to him in. the 80s he didn't really come out and. somebody suggested you should go to this. gay bar so he went to this gay bar in. Wisconsin and you know this guy should. come in and when you're listening to the. thing you don't know you don't think. it's about dmer right and he's like I.

started dressing like him and he's like. why won't he hit on me and he was always. leaving with other guys right and then. years l a couple years later he was like. teaching in New York and he saw the news. insane how insane is that he was coming. into a sexual Revolution as a college. man who was becoming coming out of the. closet yeah it's a great moth story and. I I was wondering you know where how. many brushes of death I I I've. know like how many cal have I walked by. not even knowing maybe not well also.

just like moments in life you could have. died yeah like a seconds away from it I. didn't I took a left instead of a right. you don't really hear about serials no. more huh yeah they've come one that's. active now there's one right now what's. his name the guy that's out there he's. doing his thing so there's a look at. this there's a uh what's it called Gilgo. Beach serial killer suspect Rex howman. yeah uh Ser Texas serial kill plead. guilty to many there's so many there's. too many that's why I thought there was. none you think it was a fan I liked my. reality 10 seconds ago no it's they're.

out there I thought they solved it well. I think the problem is you're you're. there's a there's a mistake of thinking. that a serial killer has to be this like. famous notorious and killed hundreds or. whatever but a lot of these guys they. just kill dozens of they're not as. talented no yeah they're not as good. they're getting CAU I mean let's be. honest are they not as good or are they. getting caught faster they're not F1. drivers you know they're the NASCAR of. killing the NASCAR of I mean it's dark. it's dark but there are ones that.

are you know you could see they got. potential not they got potential they. just have their own thing going I mean. you got to be really good right now John. yeah John Way Wayne gasey the clown. stuff so good hiding the bodies inside. his mom's house so good in the walls of. her home in the walls of her home. underneath very good you can't do that. anymore though well there's forensics I. know it's too hard cameras we talk about. it like we were going to try yeah much. like do you think if the Zodiac cuz. theyve never caught him yeah the Zodiac. you think if it happened now that we'd. be able to catch him yeah I think so.

with the [ __ ] but also I think. sometimes like simple [ __ ] can get like. the woman at the one of the dealers at. the casino uh a guy that was sit in my. table made a joke he was what if I just. grab that whole try and just ran out of. here and and he goes I'd get tackled or. shot right away right and she goes yeah. but we had a guy not too long ago. grabbed a whole. try ran outside into a car that was. waiting in like one of the turnarounds. and actually got away but at the place. where he was sitting you know cuz he was. sitting faking playing cards for a while. he left his.

ID funny she she was like the even the. cop was like he's like the Joker leaving. his calling card well that's happened. before but Killers leaving their license. or wallet at the [ __ ] crime crime. scene like what are you doing don't. bring it yeah don't bring it and why do. you have your actual ID yeah yeah yeah. you're you're not going to get carded. you're 40 yeah you're fine you imagine a. Killer goes into a place but he gets. carded he's like I forgot it's like why. he's like I'm going in there to kill. somebody I don't want to leave any. evidence the honest killer yeah and the.

bouncer like all right get in there man. you're not gonna kill anybody I don't. like I don't like the fact that I've. been in groups of people where everybody. gets carded and then they look at me and. they go go ahead man and you're just. card me anyway no I'm in line no but. they're saying they probably recognize. you cuz you're famous no cuz I have an. old face I got an old weathered face I. still get carded some. that's cuz they want to make sure it's. you they're like is this that guy. because all all Asians look alike. they're like this just could be another.

Asian right tell me I'm wrong they. literally go is that tou is that all I'm. going to say is. touche that's interesting maybe right I. think I you just you know you're one of. those guys I went to a cocaine party on. uh Saturday night wait wait come on well. I I don't know how interesting it is. though cocaine parties are always. interesting it might end but yeah I went. to a Billionaire's house and uh and. partied did you wait wait Saturday night.

smoked a in Austin I didn't do in Austin. in Austin yeah went to Joe Rogan's house. and did cocaine no no no so you went you. did a show I'm hanging out with Tony. henchcliffe he got a billionaire friend. he takes me and a bunch of comics we go. to this beautiful House El MOS how many. people are there 50 hot chicks yeah. uhhuh all hot dudes all the chicks are. hot they're like all from different. countries wow I'm like they're looking. at me like what what is it you. know but then they get to talk why is.

the servant in Street clo but then by. conversation they're like I love is that. degenerous I was dancing for him yeah. you were dancing oh yeah they all. thought I was Ellen that was just a joke. okay no but I leaned in yeah be honest. did you go skiing no no no but it was. everywhere you didn't hit the. slopes uh no no no Jess you can be h I. used to do it I'm I'm All No Coke No. Coke near you no I honestly if you ever.

did it and you died from fentanyl oros. or whatever I would be so mad at you I. know don't do it what about test it. ketamine oh yeah they you can test it. you test it or and get an Aran you're. fine go do Coke I can't it's too. addictive I used to do so much of it. yeah that's why I do even when I saw it. at the party I was like I could had to. hold my body all the hot model chicks. doing coke I I didn't actually like see. people doing the coke it was just like. like on the table it just obvious. conversations were there too could I if. I was there and I was using do I have to. ask or can I just do it if you were do.

you go who's is this no it was like it. looked like excuse me yeah whose Coke is. this yeah that's what I'm saying is this. your Coke yeah good I is that cool okay. that's what I would do no you wouldn't. do so there's Coke at the what if. somebody you doing like hey dude that's. my Coke if you well then you go like. this and you just put it right back out. sorry my bad if you showed up to a party. and they knew you were using. everybody would be giving you C you. would with extra Coke I I shoot heroin.

right there orag at a coke party can you. shoot heroin no it's a little a little. faux it is that's what I thought. probably to go what about other drugs. like ice what's ice everybody wants to. smoke ice meth there was a that cocaine. was out like a bowl of chips like anyone. could go in wow and there was a DJ who. played like guitar and with DJ and sing. and he was on cocaine yeah any guy. that's doing that much music I'm going I. think I'm going into in a couple of. weeks I'm going to Austin I'm going to. ask you are yeah I'm going to ask the. end of the year Tony I going to ask Tony.

if he's going to take me to a cocaine. party no no just to hang out I'm not. going to do it don't go to that house. what I just want to see what it's like. too much there too much available Carlos. is nodding his head he knows yeah don't. hang out with [ __ ] Tony and Austin. why he's fun to hang out with he is no. I'm saying don't go to the coke house is. what I'm saying I'm saying don't go to. was William Montgomery there no no. William is sober he has skin cancer he's. got he went and got it um removed though. oh God thank God Jesus Christ melanoma. yeah but he's doing good love that guy.

melanoma has been hunting me down for. years really I mean I what do you mean. what the [ __ ] like I mean do you have. cancer I have I I have a blump in my. armpit let me see your blump right here. is it a bump lump it's a big lump in my. armpit it's a blump yeah yeah underneath. inside your skin you got to go get it. checked out why Bobby take a guess. why what if you have lymphatic cancer or. something like that that's where your. lymph nodes are underneath your armpits. it's dying down oh it's gone down a. little bit oh you're fine don't worry. about it you go get a checked out yeah I. went to the doctor I had to go get you.

know how hard it was for him to he. called me and was like oh man your. [ __ ] your levels are elevated I was. like what yeah it's such a bummer to. like hear it yeah he's like I got to put. you on cholesterol medication I'm sorry. he said he said your sugars were high I. was like I don't even eat sugar yeah I. don't even eat sugar carbs huh carbs I. don't eat that many carbs skinnier than. you fat ass but can I be honest with I I. I think I need you guys to really push. me. into getting healthier really I'm at the. level hike with me no he's not going to. do that no I'm at a level well let's.

find something I can feel my body I. don't feel right Hot Yoga you said you. want to do that that'll make you feel so. good I honestly need help I I I I don't. feel good let's start a program we'll. start a program I really don't feel good. like neck hurts I I'm groggy I I'm weak. let's start a program what should it be. the Bobby Health El the uh oh hot dog. workout program I just did Dylan. francis's music video and had a dance in. it and it it was like exhausting not. just I almost died well how about this. if you are bad friends out there and you. have any health tips for Bobby please.

let us know about your health we really. need to know how we can get him back to. square one oh I have one idea give. Andrew full control of your door Dash. account in any food delivery account. that's actually very interesting and. anytime you're hungry you hit me up and. I'll order for you that's actually. [ __ ]. brilliant what that's actually [ __ ]. brilliant I have to get my pink Berry. well you work out the deal with him you. might be the only guy in La that still. eats Pinkberry Jean too we're addicted. to it it's you to we love it it's dog. [ __ ] ah I different I think the market.

share showed how bad it was no I think. they opened a thousand they have like. four left it's a Nostalgia yeah it's dog. [ __ ] yeah is it ice cream no no it's a. shame it's disgusting it's not. disgusting you get The Malt crunch with. it what is it pink Berry with Mal crunch. frozen yogurt it was it was like tart. tart frozen yogurt yeah yeah yeah and. there was a hype for it when I first. moved to LA it became like a big thing. and they open million and they shut all. down because Starbucks bought it no it. it's because everyone realized it was.

[ __ ] and they were like [ __ ] this let's. just have ice cream. anyway I I'll give ice cream for Life. what would you order for Life You' have. to get you get a solid every once in a. while I'm going to get you yeah I think. it'd be more of rescripting Jersey. Mike's can I get that no no I'm going to. read you what I get you can get sub in a. tub yeah no that's so disgusting sub. what's a sub in a tub it's literally. like all the ingredients for the sub but. in a in a plastic tin tub instead of a. no bread no bread okay there's sub in a. tub right there it's actually delicious.

it looks so gross though it's just a. salad that's sub in a tub what's wrong. with that sub in a tub sweet green. salad's way better than that it's just. it's just it's just the ingredients. without bread okay look at the second. one that's sub in a tub that's. traditional how they do it with like a. turkey one okay I'll get sub in a tub. I've gotten it before it's not that big. it's actually great all right okay. anyway thank you for being a bad. friend. woo.

wo. yeah. woo. woo.