White Shenanigans | Ep 146 | Bad Friends

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do you two are. disgusting you two are something we're. bad friends no no you know how sometimes. you go to like a hotel and you you know. the valet but do you have to pay that. lady behind the count you know what I. mean wait what say you know how you go. to valet you have to pay sometimes you. don't pay at the valy thing there's an. actual like little you know what I mean. yeah desk thing yeah that's what she. looks like a desk girl a desk no but. only for. valet what is it because of her pants. just her vibe yeah yeah yeah her energy. I think it's cool you look like uh.

general manager of an Alo local but not. in this. country you mean like there's a new. branch in hurus right and she's like the. you're the general manager though what's. on your forehead it's a pimple cream oh. yeah we shouldn't have brought that up. well it's right it's I just didn't know. what I it's right there what do you want. me to do n Rocky Mountain High let's. talk about the pimple cream well this. morning I woke up to like a really. really big zit and then I wanted to pop.

it cuz it was so painful and then I was. in the mirror and when they popped it it. like squirted all over the mirror I love. it I love that yeah one of my favorite. things is popping a a good pimple do you. use like a little needle to like poke it. no what just your fingers oh but. sometimes it's like hard n you just got. to squeeze baby oh wait a minute you use. you puncture your face first and then. yeah I've seen that online yeah you know. what I do it's disgusting you have the. dogs do it no no that's a good guess and. I appreciate that that's a really good.

guess what. I what I'll do is I'll bite my nail take. a nail I'll take a and I I'll I turn it. into like a little. shiv so I'll bite it turn into like a. mini shiv yeah I got and I'll pop it. that way because sometimes I pop it in. places there are no needles right and I. get that there's not needles everywhere. and and your nails grow on trees your. nails are clean so you figured oh that's. another good point and that's funny that. you say that I wash my hands first why. not why not get the infection worse.

that's true I get that yeah yeah that's. smart so the dirt under your fingernails. now gets into the hole in your face yeah. um can I ask you a question please. you're not fully over your whatever you. had your voice is thick my boy sounds. normal to me and and then Friday night. you were like a little grumpy on the. phone why was I grumpy on the phone I. don't know I called you like you're not. going to be here I go and I go what oh. no I was in the main room of the store. yeah let's talk about it I was in the. main room of the store and the sound guy. was coming to look to see who was. supposed to be next and I was supposed. to bring you on next but I couldn't I.

didn't bring you on I ended up bringing. on somebody else Benji a Flo cuz you. yeah okay but the sound guy said is. Bobby not going to make it and I said. well I don't I'll call him and I said. Bob your spot is next are you going to. be here and you said no yeah and I said. why not I was at the Improv no you were. done at the Improv I was at improv you. were done was that not at themov though. you were before but you were done you. could have made your spot but you didn't. want to so you just bailed so for all. the fans out there no that paid for a.

ticket on Friday night and get didn't. get to see Bobby he bailed yeah I'm. there every night and if you really want. to know if you want to really want to. see me come every night he he wanted to. go get food he's oh damn that's it now I. know what to tell people when I'm. working when I'm working and Bobby. doesn't show up I get a long line of. people that are really upset and sad how. much for the car um you going to get. it car oh yeah you're okay back don't. talk to me like that okay my point is. listen okay you can I tell you what.

happened last night stop calling in if. you're not going to do the spots [ __ ]. you I've seen you so many times cancel. never yeah you're right I never. can that AR doesn't work but you know. mean but I tried and that's what's great. about me right I commit to whatever. nonsense what happened last night last. night I'll tell you what happened right. it's scary [ __ ] scary so I'm in the. main room at the comedy store in the. green room and I was there I had a.

friend. from Canada with me okay yeah and we. sitting there Eddie pepeton there you. know the old man love Eddie so funny a. yeah and he's there with his friend and. then there's this black guy okay what. well just the way you went like you. laughed at oh I did yeah can I say it. again yeah guy. black there was a guy who was who. happened to be black just so happen to.

be yeah yeah yeah and he's sitting there. and it's everything's fine I'm like you. know you I was there a little early and. we're all chatting MH this is guy. sitting there on one the you know where. the bar is that little bar that they. don't serve anything in the main room. and he says something a little bit weird. he's like yo hey man uh what's treyo. Treo on stage and I go what tro tro and. I go Jesus. tro that's his name.

I go yeah so that right there you know. in your head you're like why would you. you don't know him what do you do who. are you yeah well that's what I'm saying. so I look in the on the list because you. know sometimes you have your you know. what I mean the open micers that open. the show you know what I mean don't. point at her not her I'm just saying you. know who I'm talking about you I mean. the names you hire me I do hire you and. you're [ __ ] great you're. cheap I mean you're you're talented but. cheap help.

[ __ ] uh Nick what's her name Nikki. Haley whatever her name is who's Nikki. Haley. um. anyway oh she's a politician right yeah. her I can't get Nikki. Haley what what does she do no she's. running for the Republican thing she. does standup no she doesn't I watch but. she should her whole campaign is a stand. up yeah oh it is yeah show me some Nikki. Haley let me finish let me finish I. might cast my vote for her yeah stand up.

there is no stand up by the way Pete. typed in Nikki Haley stand. up fire stand up for America well stand. up oh stand up for America yeah yeah no. it's Standford that's very good though. so what so what so this young black. man right so then let me can I tell the. story please yeah yeah so he goes TR TR. and I go uhuh and look at there's no. there's he's not on the list then he. then he starts mumbling when do I got to. go. up like just r randomly going that.

asking when do I get to go up I'm going. to go. up okay well I I'm not kidding you and. and for my peripheral I'm like there's. something wrong because he's also his. eyes are going all over the room yeah. zigzagging zigzagging when do I get to. go up you know what I mean and I can't. I'm not good with confrontation I know. that right so I'm like you going to go. up what else do you say nothing yeah I. leave I just leave no no no I double. down yeah yeah yeah.

because I think we're not but also Eddie. pepp they have no idea what's going on. Eddie doesn't know him either yeah but. he has no idea that there's danger why. is there danger some guy does it treyo. treyo and going when I to go mumbling. when do I get to go up sounds like a. comic that's true that's true that is. that is true so what then he starts. going like yo man uh he goes I've seen. you on the Tik Tok and I go that's right. I know but you would you have to. understand that if you're a com you. don't say that but I understand he has I.

understand what he's saying right but. it's like you know me going yeah Dave to. you and I'd go uhhuh oh okay so I go. okay Tik Tok I showed done that he just. doesn't know a lot of words oh that's. true okay this sounds like his. vocabulary so then I'm I'm like I got to. do something yeah would you no you would. just immediately immediately leave the. room I I know but but I know if I was. the only person in the room leave then I. would leave but I don't I don't want to. leave the room room and then all I come.

back and Eddie pipon in 19 different. pieces right then I'll feel guilt he can. he can defend himself he's fine Kenny oh. so you're the hero of the day between me. and Eddie peperone my money's on Eddie. no no that's offensive he's [ __ ] a. thousand years old no yeah yeah yeah he. can fight for sure there's no doubt no. no he's a thousand years old this guy. look at him he's the man Dad okay who's. your money on Jules between between him. and Bobby in a fight he looks like going. to have a heart attack second so maybe.

Bob thank you so much so you're saying. the only reason that Bob would win is. because he might have a heart attack. right but outside of that if he let's. just say he has that's not of me doing. anything that's just him killing himself. then but let's just say he's got a. really healthy heart like I know his. vitals are great okay then maybe him. then. him truth is the truth what do you think. juice I think Eddie would take the hit. for the insurance. money thank you thank you so he would. lose on purpose he's a Fall Guy yeah but. with that with that means is he could.

still beat you if he wanted to so what. do you do anyway okay so what do you do. I go to the front I go to Jess and I go. I think there's a crazy person in the. green room she's like what are you. talking about and I go what do you mean. there's a [ __ ] CR black oh God I'm. sorry I should have done that no no. leave it in no leave it in I was just. doing a call back for got it all right. and then this [ __ ] guy goes we got to. [ __ ] cut it out no it's great leave. it in right it was just a joke it was a. joke so look you told Jess and J so I go.

she goes okay and she comes with me I go. no you can't come now you can't come now. she's like why I go because you're going. to then I'm he he knows that I'm the one. that. nared right you got to come in eight. minutes ah time it I timed it your yeah. yeah so I went back in there and then lo. and behold Eddie purple Tone's still. alive thank God yeah yeah I'm like oh. he's not in pieces right and the guy's. still sitting there I go to the bathroom. and I we just I just pretend that you. know everything's fine right right right.

and then she finally comes in and she. she goes what's your name and he goes ah. like that oh I know that guy that guy. he's funny that's his name h h h h h h h. he actually RI oh he yeah yeah that. would be a name. that yeah yeah thank. you yeah they go nuts yeah it's like. earthquake you know has their own name. yeah exactly cool so he goes he goes ah. and paid regular he goes uh um yeah.

yeah yeah yeah right she goes no you're. not he goes I'm not how easy and then no. but then he goes she goes you have to. leave he goes why he goes you're not. performing he goes but can I go up these. are good. questions that's true he is putting in. good questions yeah but can I just show. tell you though I mean people don't know. at home um it's a soldout room in the. main room right and um it's not like.

it's not it's not difficult to get back. there but it's not some you know that. you're not supposed to be back there you. know you're not supposed to be back. right it's just there's a long hallway. there's a stay back there you just you. know what I mean you have to be very. bold yeah right also if you're an upand. cominging comedian you just in your mind. know that just that's not the way it. happens of course yeah just go can I go. up my name is. ah right that just doesn't work right. but he goes can I go up and she's like.

no you can't you have to leave this room. yeah and he hesitates he. go nah-uh okay okay he gets up and. leaves right yeah and then they banned. him for life oh man that was my win but. then I go you baned for life now he's. going to think I did that yeah so if. you're out there listening. ah Bobby is the reason you'll never. perform at the comedy store and and. honestly Bobby Lee and you guys uh fans. will you put his address right at the. bottom of the screen so mail your.

complaints there or I want to that way I. want you to feel the guilt no I wouldn't. feel guilty at all oh if a came to my. [ __ ] house and murdered me in my. sleep you wouldn't feel guilty. hilarious listen right when you kill me. take my blood and on the wall go Andrew. santin yeah but say Andrew Santino cuz. there's a lot a lot yes San how about. Cheeto Santino Cheeto s me yeah Cheeto s. me yeah they'll know right yeah you. won't feel the guilt no.

all right you know put his address under. the put his address see which which. house cuz let me say something a you can. open for me I'd have never seen your act. at all at all but dude I'm telling you I. I packed rooms killed Andrew and you can. open for me all right all right we'll. just see who dies first dude so funny. this guy I hope is a big fan and I hope. he's know of this show and he's. listening to this show yeah yeah and. it's going to show up more of The Comedy. Store be like I heard you got me banned. I listen to your show I didn't get him. banned okay I mean that story definitely.

sounds like you did oh that's. right I should have told that story yeah. it's great yeah cuz 8 minutes I should. have waited yeah that's okay I mean I. shouldn't have said the eight. minutes going to be okay so rude you got. cut off welcome back by the way Rudy the. Jews hi hi are you sad your mom and. sister are gone yeah but I also like. being alone yeah we know that I don't. know what she does at night I come home. it's like Friday Saturday night but she. has a bit it was like 2 days that I.

didn't see you and you didn't tell me. that you were in New. York was he got to check in with you. before he goes to New York are you my. parole officer yeah no no you have to. tell me what what what let's see what. that conversation got you just say you. just say Okay ring thing. hello hey by the way how are you for a. second yeah good how are I'm in New York. okay bye what does that do that's it she.

hangs up already that's crazy okay bye. that means that she doesn't want to know. any information that's right no it could. be like I've been captured you didn't. finish it you don't know why he's in New. York yeah yeah yeah okay okay it's too. late it's too late I'm already dead and. now the FBI let's do it again that was. my one chance I was like I'm free I'm. going to call jewes right I'm in New. York you know what I mean hi what I'm. dead [ __ ] you okay okay let's say let's. say you're a kid you're adult napped.

let's say you were stolen yeah somebody. steals Bobby Lee a group of thugs just. just I need the specifics oh who does it. yeah the Yakuza in New York they're. everywhere that's true but more the. Chinese Triad okay the tri Chinese Triad. steals you because they're not a fan of. Koreans yeah and so they steal you right. and they say listen up you have that. doesn't S sorry honestly do Chinese Ren. up yeah higher up though maybe.

they're them you and that's what he's. saying to you right there what is that. group right there that's the Chinese. tribe it is but that's him right there. in the front he's saying you have a one. phone. call that's great and so that's what. he's saying one you have one a phone. call who you going to call yeah now you. use this opportunity to tell on the list. of people who you're going to call yeah. give me the list of where Jewels would. fall under the numbers you would call. for help the Chinese Triad has you in. their layer and they're like you get one. phone call well on my phone I have.

favorites yeah who's who's in the. favorites you're in the favorites you're. in my favorites you're in my favorites. really she's in your favorites she's the. nend though yeah like she's the second. to last name on the favorite who's the. first person you would call Chinese. Triad be real I know I'm saying it's not. that who you going to call like oh I'm. going to die who are you going to call. to get you out of this Chinese Triad uh. situation situation well so they have to. talk to the Triad to get me out of the. situation that's right yeah. oh then my.

manager Abby she's good at you're going. to call your Hollywood manager yeah call. Abby right now call her she doesn't want. to be on the podcast I know but let's. put her on she's your manager we can do. whatever we want I mean I could. try Ian I don't I don't know what this. going to give us here's the deal but. I'll try well it's worth a try right I. want you to call her and be like and you. but you play you and go I'm captured by. the Chinese Tri oh yeah okay okay okay I. need you to help me get out.

at the tone please record your message. when you finished recording you may hang. up or press one for more. options. Abby Abby Abby. Abby I'm captured by the Chinese try it. gang I'm in here hurry. up and they have me in a cage one of. those dog cuz they the dog they eat the. dogs I'm the dog eating C eating they. going to eat me NE going eat me NE hurry. up.

I'm so. scary I'm. scary go help me this is [ __ ] this is. [ __ ] now she going [ __ ] it oh my God. leave your ringer on I'll leave my. ringer on oh my oh my God put on VI all. right so when they pick up when she. calls back you have to answer you have. to answer and you have to be a you have. to Fig figure out your name yeah you're. the leader of the Chinese you need be. working this stuff out in your head. right right now what why you how do you. caught me that St why did you capture it.

what do you want out of it we got to. prepare this so why did you capture me. give me the accent. first you have come here she's going to. call in any second no but let her. surprise us with the accent all right. all right I want to see it's not I'll be. surpris okay so why Chinese TR uh well. we're trying to get more publicity and. you're a big name so this is smart we. can hold you capture uh maybe we can get.

our name out there on bad friends oh. they want to be on the podcast oh that's. a really I get on actually really but. wait a minute if they kidnap you how. would they get on the podcast because. you you mean they're going to use him as. his own. collateral yeah kind of weird you get. Bobby back if we if they can be on the. show 30 members all 30 how many are in. the. game it's your impro got you're the. leader of the you create the world we.

have 26 members and we'd all like to be. part of the podcast 26 yeah pretty good. number a lot of people how many door. guys we have at this store is that what. it is maybe throwing in you know they. better have 26 mics yeah everybody wants. a everybody wants a headset can is that. even possible can we buy figure it out. yes anything's possible possible 26 mics. what what else is your demands yeah what. are the Chinese Tri demands you better. have that stuff lined up ab's going is a. manager manager everyone has a rider.

right I didn't even know we could ask. for. more all right yeah we just wanted to be. on the podcast I but you're Chinese too. so you know when I'm there right when. I'm there right I need you know what do. you need dumblings dumplings they need. dumplings they love it they can't go out. without it you know we need opium they. love the Opium can you get them that. yeah okay oh and then no joke like kung. kung flu no jokes yeah no you know what. I mean no Trump jokes no Trump jokes.

don't call that China virus nothing CU. they don't like it yeah I don't no Asian. hate no Asian hate right we'll do a. Chinese Triad stop Asian hate episode. yeah yeah white girl sounds good you. love white girls all right are you. prepared you ready I don't think I got a. I have an Asian girl that I want to show. you show him this video of this this. Asian girl I want to see what your. stance is on this as an. Asian-American I really I'm being. genuine I want your stance on this I. won't even look and you too as foreign. no no no you can look at her no I want. to look I be surprised by it is it.

beautiful I want you just to I just want. you to listen to what she has to say I. want to say this from what I see now. yeah kind of cute yeah sure yeah I would. probably date her okay let's let's see. what she has let me see if you agree. with what she says controversial opinion. but if you have a token white and you're. hanging out with your friend group of. color you need to ask permission from. everybody in the group to bring your. white friend like don't just bring them.

ask for explicit permission from. everyone because just because you're. comfortable with them doesn't mean that. everybody's comfortable with them I. might not be in the mood to deal with. white shenanigans that day that's that's. all I'm saying and another thing it. features their ego like don't don't let. them think they're a good white person. don't don't give them that card to use. against other people please don't do. that so what do you think if you I don't. like white Shenanigans who does I've. never liked it who does ever since I've. been in this country you know yeah. you're sick of white. [ __ ] around frolicking around so if.

you're with a group of Asians do you. have to ask permission to bring a. white well I do mention it how do you. say I don't get the permission how do. you say it yeah I'm I'm coming all right. all right am I different I'm call do I. get a different I'm going to call the. main guy yeah. Ling no well Ling doesn't yeah but. that's why maybe I won't bring you I got. it because you already assumed mean. you you come to.

the and it just feels weird right so you. know mean I think that's on. you was that white shenanigans that was. white. Shenanigans I walk into a big room of. all. agian yeah what are we. eating guys so um supp they're all like. you brought supplies no. supplies is this how do you feel about.

I think I think what he she's saying is. kind of true because oh because from. what I've noticed like like like maybe. like hooking up with white and like um. Asian people I kind of connect more to. the Asian and I don't really connect to. the white people and also I don't want. to bring someone who's like Q to Andrew. that's weird yeah yeah so so so if you. so if it's like you I'd tell them like. oh he's coming he's coming she's saying. you have to ask for permission no I'm.

just going to say oh he's coming I don't. have to ask right yeah you just have to. mention it interesting to like warn them. I ask what you what do you say ling I go. Ling you know you know at. all I can say you're welcome yeah yeah. door Dash um you got backtack meetings. errands to run chores to take care of. what's the secret to clearing your to-do. list a Little Help from door Dash that's. the secret you can get dinner household. essentials and everything on your.

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download the door Dash app in the app. store and enter bad friends 22 don't. forget that's code bad friends 22 for. 50% off up to a $20 value and zero. delivery fees with door Dash subject to. change terms apply I go Ling um I'm. bringing um you know that podcast I do. my friends he's like yeah yeah yeah and. I go um I'm bringing Andrew right and. he'd be like nah at first oh really and. had to pitch it yeah he's honestly that. he's not you know he's not an. insurrectionist. you got to throw that out there that's.

the first thing you have to say yeah. like he wasn't there you know I mean on. the sixth or whatever right I support it. but I wasn't there right right I. wouldn't say that far yeah I wouldn't. say that I go you know like if he was on. a dating site it would say politically. moderate right moderate I would say. moderate right lukewarm you know right. right right and I'd be like um he's only. going to be there for like a quick sec. pop in pop out he's going to pop in and. pop out right and not he's not going to. shoot anybody that's not what I mean he. doesn't know he's and then pop out you. know what I me going.

to yeah yeah he's going to say you know. what I mean happy. birthday and um he's going to leave and. then he'll be like all right and then. it'd be okay yeah but you know honestly. though I've never let's be honest what. she's doing is insane it's disgusting. it's disgusting it's insane if we're. going to talk about it for real that's. [ __ ] repulsive Behavior it's very. repulsive and it's like you know if a. white person had to ask his white. friends can I bring a Korean that's. insane what [ __ ] you know no yeah no. well this is this is the problem with I.

would still have sex with her though. yeah 100% would you no if you were. single no why because of like she. wouldn't have [ __ ] she wouldn't [ __ ] you. because because how she feels about. whites [ __ ] it's a big no no I. understand um all joking aside about it. it well I did see it and I was like this. is we're going backwards I do think it. should be a rule that you should if you. invite anybody you should get permission. from everybody right but it should mean. contingent upon the color of their. [ __ ] skin that's that's crazy talk. you're [ __ ] crazy person like you. could tell that she she's had.

experiences like she doesn't trust them. she thinks white people are racist so. this would be funny here's what happened. this would be funny though that if you. made love to her you finally like for. year quartered her right and right when. you're were going to come you look at. her and. go oh my God it was so. funny like as you know you go Kong oh. that'd be so funny and her face oh yeah. no yeah yeah yeah you know what happened. though she was hanging out with a group.

of other Asians and one of them brought. a white and she was like oh he's up to. that Shenanigans that's where this comes. from someone she knows brought a white. to a group she didn't like the white. that's I mean you guys do things that. are like shenanigan like so do you like. what I mean let's get into it should we. tell. them what is the shenanigans Pete should. we let them in on what they do no you. guys we really love you. guys that's a shenanigan. that's a. shenanigan I want to know what her white.

Shenanigans are what what was what. happened to her what Shenanigans. happened Pon face yeah and a clown. School broke. out well they probably it could have. been like some guy said maybe some Co. joke about China you know what I mean. which wasn't that's not shenanigan to me. no that's just a bad some people have. bad jokes yeah maybe it's like. um like the maybe she had dinner with a. white guy and he goes where are you your. sticks Yeah well yeah mean the.

Chopsticks well did she not bring them. bring them she bring you got to keep. that that my gold like solid 24 Kat you. know mean ones on my backpack yeah well. they can't have them yeah yeah and I. like eating meatloaf with him that's our. thing I know yeah that's one of our. things yeah you should bring them bring. a white bring hey you know what yeah. bring a white bring a white don't tell. anybody and bring a white this this this. holiday season surprise your F family. with a white yeah what's white. Shenanigans Rudy explain to us I don't. know you're young you know you know.

what's going on no but you're. Progressive maybe like you know. sometimes like white people are kind of. like entitled mhm and I find it more all. white people are entitled no some some. of them or any is is any but I've. noticed that sometimes it's mostly white. people that are entitled oh no no no I. think that's interesting the truth is I. think we have a perception that's [ __ ]. true cuz I'm also scared of white people.

yeah it's it's what are you scar what. are you scared of I don't know cuz I. just feel like because I'm Filipino and. Asian I'm more like at the bottom who. does that you do you do that or the. whites do that I don't know that's. interesting well some whites you know. what I mean feel that but some Asians. feel Superior like the Koreans and the. well it's Korean and like Chinese they. always feel that so the problem is. there's an Asian hierarchy of who thinks. who's better than the other one I guess. yeah so that's a you thing so don't. blame it on the whites okay take that.

Asian [ __ ] somewhere else don't talk. to her like that there's something. behind that all right you feel. Superior I don't feel superior but I. could see. how I feel pretty small most of the time. but I can see how um there are certain. things I don't have to think about dayto. day that uh maybe people of color have. to struggle with or think about and so. that's like makes my life easier it's. very woke see she's woke she's aware. well that's true some people yeah for.

sure yeah that's there's some truth to. that there is yeah there's a nugget in. there yeah for sure I think that when. Bobby walks. somewhere he's given the utmost. freedoms goofy short Asian guys you're. no one no one is no one thinks anything. negative immediately about you you're. not going to walk into a store and. they're going to be like watch out for. this one you're just going to be you. most of the time if you walk in a store. they go look at that little cartoon.

character come to life because that's. what you look if I owned a shop and you. walked in I'd go look at look at this. guy it's unbelievable I go look at this. guy I might take a picture of you really. unbelievable I go we got to get a photo. of this little guy honestly did you see. the little Asian guy that came in here. yeah. yeah that's. privileg like you literally like I used. to have a g Joel mhm and they put fake. hair on the eyebrows and the head MH. literally look like that right now A you. don't even look like you're human like.

it was like placed on you in a factory. it was on the white. Factory really place you'll never be. able to get to go to you that's the. entitlement we have is that we are made. in a. factory whites are made in a in a fact. in a factory yeah. yeah crap that'd be cool to design my. own. white make a white oh would love to make. a white like build a bear but make a. white they should have that in Asia oh I. would love to build a bill yeah build a.

bill build a bill hi I'm William right. like each like you you walk in and. there's a hair yeah right so like blonde. is like it'll say $20 black you know. what I mean. $6 red free free free red hair yeah yeah. yeah it's like it's not even a thing. it's on the ground you know me like hair. is on the ground you know what I mean. you have to pick it up like this is free. you know what I mean that's number one. number two and they realize it's just. dyed Asian hair it's just dyed red yeah. it's. hair they they grow rats and they.

just garbage hair like sheep like. sheep what else would you and then you. what else could you you get pigmentation. well you pick their belly size too for. sure what do you mean whites have a lot. of rotun bellies right so like maybe. I'll get the berryer that right you can. get maybe you can have like maybe Comics. should be the body types right you get. the Theo the Jazz jazzel neck which is. probably optimal very expensive yeah. that's a good B yeah yeah I'm going to. get the Jud like ah it's.

$495 what about the crusher how much is. that $450 but then with coupon it's. $2 right like with there's a coupon yeah. right so I'll do that and then um so do. you have the height that height oh. height so you have the Brad Williams. Brad Williams package yeah children. there's a two children or mhm like you. wouldn't you wouldn't have a separate. division no for.

dwarves well why not and and children. you would just put them in the one thing. I don't know I don't know you think so. you got to. K for the bit oh yeah for for cutting. purposes editing purpos editing purp for. editing purposes yes we should have a. separate but then but then you're but. then you're that's a big store build a. white would be a great white would be. great build your white build your what's. your perfect white friend build your. perfect White friend that Rudy okay um.

510 okay it's crazy oh no I'm thinking. about a guy I'm going to go with a girl. mhm. 5'7 mhm pretty good black hair MH mhm. your nose I got a nice nose yeah thanks. rude that makes me so. um um go to titties titties okay first. you get there no lips no lips no lips. most whites don't have good lips yeah.

and then at all yeah is that is that. you're saving money at the store. no you're doing I feel better about. myself oh I say I see all right um no. eyebrows okay and then maybe mediumsized. boobs medium siiz boobs what's medium. what's medium to. you what size is medium in a what's to. you in your mind what's medium.

36B is that what's medium to you. juice if a girl said I have mediumsized. boobs on the phone you would assume. she's. what. um probably like uh d i don't they go to. like 26 sizes yeah D is medium well cuz. they go I wish thought D was big Am I. Wrong they're not too big for me because. they go like all the way to z. z no they don't Z and then they go back. to double a double B Double D's I think.

most people when they hear D they think. of Double D's am I learning something. there's no Z maybe absolutely no Z but. it goes like to G and H Dolly part. what's Dolly Parton cup sizes range from. double A to smallest to K is the biggest. but then they double so I think when. guys think D's they're thinking Double. D's is there Double K probably God I. hope not yeah Double K breasts there's. definitely triple k. no no that's racist where are those.

titties that's so we I don't remember. how we even got to how did we get from. what we were doing into this I forgot. building a perfect white oh that's right. she was building a white oh you're. building a white yeah all right my bad. what are you going to name your wife. yeah um. Kimberly. Kimberly is that three names yeah the. last yeah so she's an Asian Lee yeah. Kimber no just one name then Kimberly. whoa so her first name is Kimber and her.

last name is Lee no. Kimberly what's a white last name I mean. pick any of pick anything name an. inanimate object and just name it it's. like Bob coffee that's a white that's a. white guy Kimberly plant Kimberly plant. that's definitely a white Kimberly plant. definitely 100% a white person Google. Kimberly plant and see if I know you. know there's one I bet there's one in. probably La is that Poison Ivy's like um. Regular name Kimberly Queen ferns fresh. from Florida a dense Evergreen Fern.

shapely for that's a real plant Kimberly. plant are you single now rude no wow. still with him what's going on there. nothing I'm getting bored but you're. getting bored with him don't say what. when you say stuff like that he hears it. it hurts his feeling you're going to get. a fight with him okay I'm not getting. bored yeah yeah but TI. Bobby can I say it yeah I don't know. what you're going to say say about. something the Bobby brought a girl over.

oh oh yeah to to the house so what so. and I told him what if she's crazy and. she comes here and then she kills all. the dogs and cats this is a valid. question that is what did you say um. that it's not like you know I vet people. hold on and yes I agree with you but. also she doesn't give up this is how. crazy she is she doesn't care about her.

killing you or her she's like what if. she kills the cats and dogs that's so. interesting that's her instinct is not. Instinct what if this woman comes over. and murders me it's Bobby what if she. kills the dogs imagine this house is on. fire you're outside with all the animals. yeah I'm. still I'm on. fire that's what will happen such a high. likelihood by the way so high if she. lives downstairs if the house catches on.

fire downstairs there's no way out from. upstairs she's leaving you also getting. the three cats is not going to be easy. Noe right and she'll get. them me and I'm going to be on fire so. what if you thought what if this girl. kills the animals that was your honest. question M MH what do you I mean how do. you even answer that I the cops I mean I. mean there's things that it's I [ __ ]. up right but it's your fault what if.

your boyfriend kills the animals yeah. but he's been there for like I don't. know he's seen how many times he been. there two times does he sleep over no he. can't because because you say no no he. can I tell you you can his parents are. strict Christi how old is he 19 but he's. been he's been with me for 6 months I. forgot that you're 21 and he's 19 oh. that's right young [ __ ] huh uhoh uhoh. old the. lady it's not like Sher oh my god do you.

see shar's boyfriend no what what. happened he's he's 40 years younger than. I I love it oh really yeah look at Sher. yeah hell yeah Sher look at Sher look. that's not Bono how old is this guy what. B what's his name Bono Sunny. Bono Bono back up that's a Bono yeah no. no what's this gentleman's name maybe. I'm very incorrect Shar 76 he's 36. wow Alexander Edwards she's 76 40 years.

could you date someone 40 years. different than you. older well if it was younger it would be. a 10year. old so no oh yeah yeah yeah could you. date a [ __ ] you're right could you. date a four-year-old a 96-year-old. woman well no you're she be 91 91 yeah. you're 51 91 year old well I mean there. are certain things we can't do like what. okay so things we can't do is like.

surf are you you're not a big Surfer I. know but I'm just saying we can't do it. right but you can't just name stuff you. can't do because you don't do them at. all I know but I still might want to in. the event that later in life you catch. the surfing bug and yeah who knows right. I might want to get tubular I get it I. get it do right so she can't surve right. she can't the hikes probably not that. deep time out real quick you don't even. hike you don't hike I I've hiked before. though. hi fre hike okay right since I've known.

you maybe one hike okay so let's do. stuff that you do that she can't do that. you actually do in your Bobby Le real. life right real life can't do all right. um she probably couldn't. um go to The Comedy Store why it's late. oh you're saying she'd be tired cuz. remember when Ron Jeremy used to go yeah. right Ron Jer used to go to The Comedy. Store sit in the back booth and he would. fall asleep and you'd be performing you. could run Jeremy s snoring I don't want. that right right I don't want her to.

completely fall asleep or die well there. there's a chance of dying too well that. but that's going to happen in general. you're in love with this woman she's. going to die if she dies I understand. that but the thing is the odds of her. dying like if I brought you know Andreas. to The Comedy Store the odds of him. dying sitting in the room is probably. one in a million less but yeah probably. I'd say about one in 10 grand yeah maybe. 10 one in 10 000 the odds of my wife. dying is one in.

10 right right and I can't risk that. right cuz then I got to I'm on. stage she you know what I mean she died. somebody yells I'm right I go I'm in the. middle of a set up and you're killing. I'm killing yeah you know mean and so. I'm going to have to finish my set you. got to finish you have to thank you I'm. more minutes left then you got to go. right and then but it's hard to do a set. when they're doing CPR. yeah yeah one two right you're still. crushing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and.

that's what the San said you know I mean. yeah pineapple juice for everybody. whatever the punch line is right and. it's not getting the last get it's weird. right and then you go back there and. then you have to. Fain sadness oh you okay right because I. feel like when you're 51 and your wife's. 91 you're pretty much prepared of the. death so when it happens it's not that. shocking you just knew you just did you. wish it didn't happen at work right and. you would say that to her all right well. forget the com you would hold her hand.

you would hold her hand yeah yeah and. you'd go that's what you get for trying. to steal my. moment right something like that rotten. hell [ __ ] rotten hell [ __ ] yeah yeah. yeah I can't get that set back right I. get yeah I was what else can I do um so. there R horses you don't ride horses. have though I know but you but what do. you do now that she can't do she cannot. eat a 100 cupcakes a day for. example good good call back from the. last podast pod very good you do call. backs from other podcast and I love it I.

got to tell you it's a deep cut as your. as one of your best friends yeah from. the way it's laid out right now I don't. see this being that big of an issue okay. I'll the final thing I mean it cuz cuz. your limited huh sex old people love to. [ __ ] I understand the highest. transmission of STDs in the United. States is between the elderly now at Old. Folks homes because they're all [ __ ]. and they don't care yeah they're ready. to go out I think you could have sex.

with her yeah some people like to eat. pizza that's been in the refrigerator. for four days I love cold pizza I don't. like it really you don't like cold ham I. don't like anything like a roast beef. sandwich you know sometimes you don't. like an old roast beef sandwich yeah I. don't like it you don't like your eggs. runny I I don't like I don't like curled. milk really. yeah juicy okay. could you date could you date at 40. years difference you're 32 right are you.

32 yeah so 72y old could you date a 72y. old dude that's as close to this. relationship as as you would be closer. to this cuz she he's 36 right or what. does he say 36 right 36 and she's. 76 it seems awful I I was kind of making. fun of B even know that I'm thinking. about it it seems gross well who's at. the comedy store that's 72 Argus. yeah I don't know could you date Argus. Hamilton no no vroom with vom you can.

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caught in fire so he has like burns on. his face like he's he looks like Harvey. Dent right right I don't know who's. Harvey dad Harvey yeah two face of. Harvey Dead Two Two Face by the way you. know you know speaking of which Jay. lenos uh is fine like okay that's Harvey. D okay but that's the whole face the. whole face is like that side just the. face yes it does it have to be the body. yeah his body suffered Burns as well. yeah yeah the whole body's in Burns. right the car was on fire it didn't. choose where it burn. whole thing got burned okay right and. he's handicapped right I bet you you.

would. leave and we've been in love before you. you were deeply in love how long no he. was a stranger you just meter yeah no. you're in love how long you were you. were you were dating for for a decade. for years you've been married for 10. years 10 years married or dating for 10. years yeah you were in love he gets in a. fire he he's in a wheelchair right he. goes I can't I can't walk anymore but. you what's the chance of a burnt person.

dying oh my let that sink in no no no no. no stop stop stop stop let that sink in. just for a second let the room listen to. that. right what's the uh what is the chance. of a burn person dying at least let that. sink in in your heart wow cuz I can stay. with him for like two. years so you're giving a limit on that. on if somebody has a tragedy yeah wow.

right so you're saying that if you were. in a fire right I wouldn't want someone. to stay with me what so you just want to. be left you want to be alone I want to. die oh my oh you think life is over. after that yeah this guy became a. notorious villain yeah famous famous I. don't want to be a villain okay you. already are maybe you'll be in a car. accident fire and it'll make you nice. again and you won't care about [ __ ]. nonsense that's crazy that's crazy. you're a crazy person so you would stay.

yeah you got to Bobby wouldn't stay yes. he would yes I would he wouldn't yes he. would you know what's so funny this is. how much that makes me this is how much. you don't know him he absolutely would. he is a loyal loyal dude he would stay. yeah I wouldn't like it yeah but that. that that's a part of life yeah it would. suck right that's a part of life and I. would like treat her like. [ __ ] hey that's a part of life right. right yeah I wouldn't be around. but she would still we' still be. together not divorced still be together.

she'd be in a room you'd support her. right i' hire you'd hire someone to feed. her yeah right right and given the. opportunity if she accidentally fell. down a couple of stairs yeah or slipped. on the driveway because it was very icy. yeah so be it so be it so be it so be it. so you know but I wouldn't leave her. okay I won't leave him then okay I'll. just be away you'll be away now would. you every once in a while say hello yeah. I'll say hello when every Sunday yeah.

what if he was like Rudy I'll even clean. his. butt very nice that's very nice with. your. mouth yeah oh wow that's pretty good if. he was like Rudy you never come in the. room to say hello to me I was wondering. if I could give you some money to maybe. just play with my penis for a couple. okay I'll do. it really it's money it's about money. money. I mean that pie is going look like Denny.

sausage. yeah you're right I mean just got to. flick it around you flick it around all. right now you know now you knew you know. juic is the opposite she doesn't have. she has that's not for you you would you. would stay I might be kind of into. it yeah you know that's what I got about. you you're like just a um Heart of Gold. you're Heart of Gold you're hippie at. heart I yeah I was raised by. you have that Vibe about you when you. say hippie she's a hippie in real life.

yeah I know yeah I just want to say in. we might redefine some things like if. his penis stopped working probably you. know what do do you do you collect. Crystal I mean I want to see how Hipp. you are what's your level you do. crystals I have a lot of crystals are. you being real yeah but most of them. were given to me by my parents ah yeah. oh number two a lot do you um do the. oils like Puli and anything you do oils. instead of perfume um yeah I do like um.

uh um what do you call them like. tinctures yeah ures yeah yeah so what do. you do you do all natural deodorant and. stuff like that I do like non-aluminum. deodorant but I don't like read the. ingredients all right can I can I ask. more questions yeah um is it um. Harry sometimes yeah it's a Grizzly it I. don't have like a the same every day. right but do you it or no yeah oh she. she she shaves her legs and stuff okay.

you shave your armpits yeah do you wish. you didn't have to yeah sometimes I. think I I have the thoughts of like why. am I doing this because it's like just a. thing that humans grow hair and it feels. like it to shave your legs is like a. thing to make you look like a little. girl cuz that's when you don't have. hairs when you're prep puberty but I. still do it because it feels good that's. interesting I've never heard of that. before do you think that's true I I I. think that's what a woman's perspective. of it is but as a man do you think that. why do I like shaved legs because I.

don't like hairy. legs yeah that's me too I don't think. that's me too that's me to I think it's. just a normal I don't think men or women. think about like oh I'm looking like a. little girl but I think that's been why. it's like attractive to us like if if a. woman had if a woman had hairy if. like if a woman had hairy legs and was. like I refuseed to shave but I would but. I loved her I just I guess you just get. used to it but I don't I I don't love it.

but yeah I mean but are we conditioned. to like that or like are we condition to. like smooth legs yeah yeah because we. see hair and we associate that with men. because men have very hairy legs they. did that for hundreds of years then yeah. probably did when when did shaving your. leg start as a woman I. imagine but then there's women I know. that are girlfriends that say they like. they like shaving their legs and feeling. smooth and no don't want hair same yeah. so what does it say in the 1920s the new. fashion for sleeveless tops and short. dresses meant that the legs and armpits.

of American women were now visible in. social situations and advertisers sees. the opportunity to encourage women to. shave their legs arm that's how long it. it's not even that far years before the. 1920 they you just said Grizzly people. walking women walking around yeah baby. that's insane like that it's weird. looking to me and so that let me ask you. something I'll be. honest just be honest though right you. love her okay you love her right I do. right and she's like come to bed baby. I'm on my way yeah yeah what are you.

thinking I'm an alcoholic oh you'll be. an alcoholic black out I'm blacking out. this is your burn victim yeah yeah. that's my that's that's our version of a. burn Vic yeah by the way that's insane. you you you do know how crazy that is. she's obviously shaved her toes because. there's no [ __ ] way your legs are. that hairy and your feet have no hair on. them whatsoever there's no [ __ ] way I. feel like the wokest person here and I. don't feel woke she's pretty very pretty. I don't know her personality might. [ __ ] suck but who knows but she's.

like into you you're I know how to do it. and she's like I don't want to shave my. legs I know how to do it what do you do. it's easy huh I would go um spill a. bottle of nare on her all the time no. whoa no I go whoops let me wipe that you. know you know something that's very. important to me is you know not [ __ ]. guys no no no no let me finish right. something very important to me is um. every girlfriend and I have always had. we were sing. Team you shave your legs with her and I.

shave my legs too because we're faster. yeah in the water that way it has. nothing to do with visuals right I just. like winning all right I get it right so. that's a you know what I mean a huge. thing for so you sucker her arody diamic. reasons I like it right shave your legs. and then she goes well do not my armpits. I don't need that right I can leave. those hairy it does affect it I have a. second you know I mean that's still I. just prefer everything so you'll go. through this painstaking process of you. shaving your whole body and learning how. to swim cuz I don't know how. I don't know how to swi right so it's. like I have learned how to swim I'll get.

in shape but I would go through that. process to get her to shave her legs. what would you do to get her to shave. her legs yeah I would say I'd like you. to shave your legs I know and she would. go no and I'd go this is over no be well. you you you loved her and you you going. to no I know what would you do I I would. go you know look I'm very attracted to. you I I love. you I love you the way I love you. already and and I would like and I think. we should be more open about our.

preferences of one another like I'm sure. there's things that I do that you don't. really like that much and I'd like you. to be candid with me and tell me what I. do that you don't really like but that's. what Andrew think about this you give. them the power first no you start doing. the thing that they don't like right. right and then when they say when they. say I don't like when you do that I'll. stop doing it if you start shaving your. leg yeah you'll do it in exchange that's. right that's it to take exactly right so. what is something that she doesn't like. she doesn't like she goes I don't like. when you poop with the door open right.

and I said well I love it because I like. the dog to be able to come in and out of. the it's one of my favorite things and. eventually she goes you know this is. like a red flag for me go you know I'll. make an exchange right you shave your. legs speaking of flags I'll say that. yeah yeah I'll put up a I'll speaking of. flags you'll already have it and I'll. throw it right at her legs right so. that's I think that's so my swimming and. your I think that's two good ways of. doing it yeah yeah would that be. convincing girls do you think that's a. is that a good exchange I'll lose I'll. stop doing something that annoys you. right yeah I think that's the good way. to that's a good way to do it what do. you do you care it's interesting it's. like uh I do understand why it's.

probably annoying to shave your legs but. do you like having your legs uh shaved. does it feel nice I don't really care. like shaving is so tiring so I don't. really do it so if you if it was up to. you your leg is hairy right now let's. look at your leg it's even ashy there's. no hair well that's a moisturizing. problem yeah it doesn't looks like there. are any hairs on there's no hair on your. leg I don't really grow hair so. okay say that man what the [ __ ] is. shaving your armpits annoying yeah.

that's annoying do you wish you didn't. do that mhm but here's what I might say. in defense of that armpit hair makes. your pit smell more that's what I. noticed yeah when you do have hair it. stinks it [ __ ] stinks so that's an. advantage yeah you would say that to. it's just weird in the shower and you're. like I'm getting. beautiful you're like it's so weird when. you're a human well obviously it's. social you're you're on to something. juice it's obviously a social construct. by a dude to try to uh differentiate. these advertising sales like this is.

what a pretty woman looks like a young. pretty woman looks like this leg these. are the legs on well as a society we. were conditioned to think that way. before the 1920s no dude went hey can. you shave your leg they never even. thought of doing it I'm sure a couple of. guys were Keen I'm sure no I know what. you really I'm sure there was a couple. of pioneers back then that were like. Pioneers I I've asked my wife to uh yeah. and they're like really and she says yes. but not the vagina probably. no but I don't but hair but vaginas. don't get that hairy yeah I mean they do.

but. like like I've had vaginas over the. course of my life that are like not like. trimmed up and I don't give a [ __ ] I. don't give a [ __ ] but that's also not. it's also you can turn it into a game. right yeah yeah where is it yeah yeah. yeah yeah like a. safari put on my safari hat I A little. machetti yeah yeah there's the cave. Wonder yeah think that should be the. standard then if we want to if we want. no there guys things that guys that you.

want guys to do that so I like I. actually like hairier guys oh so if a. guy was like shaving his legs I would be. like not into that yeah but I don't have. a lot of hair on my body so I would have. to get hair we've got to get you some. hair yeah I would ask you what would I. do you know we have extra body hair. laying around over at uh build a bill. come on over to build a bill build a. bill we get you some white hair yeah but. yeah but I'm Asian there's no uh huh. there's no. bilda that's too hairy yeah yeah yeah so.

that's too hairy yeah yeah that see. that's great that guy's got a. sweater that's too that's too hairy I. think so yeah I know a dude that's that. hairy I have friends like that too yeah. I know people like that but that's not. too abnormal I guess I think that's wild. I'm lucky I have no I'm like you I'm. like a little Asian boy I have no hair. yeah yeah that's why that's why I do a. podcast with. you to be honest with you that's in. that's so much hair yeah that's a a lot. and they don't like when you shame them.

well no my. friend what I I don't know what he. is good guy yeah good guy and one time. we were at the spa and I heard his. feelings what did you say well because. you get naked right at the K Spa was. like 2: in the morning he took his. clothes out I. went and he goes he not don't he goes. don't do that I go why that's that funny. yeah he's like I know I'm self-conscious. about my hair and I I had to sit down. and go you know I'm so [ __ ] sorry. that because he was really hurt it.

sucked but I. laughed would you would have laughed. yeah 100% if I did that to him yeah you. would have probably jumped on a cabinet. and did a. thing you know me and you joined in yeah. yeah yeah i'. like yeah yeah so good didn't like it I. get it's self it's very self-conscious. they do get self very self-conscious and. I'm I'm sure well we all have our things. yeah we do we all have all have her. little things yeah what is your thing I. think like I think I don't like.

uh I never I mean I never it doesn't. bother me but redheaded thing is always. kind of like a uh it's an easy stupid. joke that people can make like it's just. like a because I look it's so obvious. that I'm. there yeah it's funny like growing up I. when I saw redhead people I never. thought of that at all we're we're. always the butt of a joke until later in. life people made jokes everybody does. and in my mind I was like oh we should. make fun of them then yeah but it's like.

not something that I instinctually. thought what you people are very. comfortable making fun of or taking like. a dumb shot at a redhead it's a it's. like annoying when adults do it yeah. it's stupid like a guy like a guy will. say like. uh like they'll use a child term like a. fir crotch term where it's like it was. funny when we were kids I got why people. laughed when we were kids but then as an. adult you're like this is so lame but. it's like it's such a common it's almost. like we're like the last Bastion of you. can make fun of and everyone.

collectively agrees it's okay to make. fun of redheads yeah those old school. way if I went to a black guy and I was. like oh and I said something about his. hair oh my God exactly and everyone. communally would be like you can't do. that but if a black dude was like look. at this orange ass [ __ ]. everybody would laugh yeah yeah I I've. noticed it's like we're the only ones. you're allowed to make fun of without. someone going hey man that's not okay. yeah to a group I mean groups but I feel. like that's like you know years ago when. I used to do the road every show and I. used to count I I would tell openers.

check this out every show afterwards. some white person will come up to me and. do an Asian accent mhm and they'll come. up to and go M very funny tonight you. know what I mean or something like that. and I had to eat it right but that. hasn't happened in like 10 years well. you guys when you come see us on the. road start doing that right we'll be. yeah in your city we're going to be. coming in fact if you do that if you. have the balls to do that well no they. will they absolutely will okay this is. how let's give them we let's give them. one phrase that they have to say they.

have the balls they have to be a crazy. sentence okay right so what's what's. crazy well you know mean you tell me. yeah. yeah flat face that's good hey hey flat. face yeah yeah Haro Harrow flat face. right that's a good opener right strong. yeah yeah. yeah little dick make her f face little. dick. make uh ching chong little dick make.

ching chong uh uh. um little China something about Little. China yeah yeah little CH what is that. what's the phrase I'm thinking of uh big. Tokyo Little Tokyo what is it uh I we're. making way to trouble little China big. trouble little China oh that's good so. thank you Pete yeah hey um fir phras you. I mean. what's what did he say he just big. trouble little China big trouble little. China good movie no no no.

no when I see when say when I see your. well you say I want cuz I want to hear. from a white person nope hey hey fph. right when I see ching chong you I want. big trouble in nor China that's right so. that's the line right and I want you say. with a thick accent at show and you know. what if you do say it you get a hug from. me big hug a big hug big hug and you get. a kiss from me you have to say it loud. so everyone around you can hear it the. whole room you can't whisper it you go.

hey Mr you can't do that no you got to. yell it as loud as you can you you got. you got to go like that. breakast ching chong make whatever yeah. yeah loud you has be loud by the way I. love how you were like I love how you. just were like I had to put up with it. for years and I hated it now you. wanted you miss you missed the racism. let me say something to you yeah thank. you for being a bad friend thank you for. being a bad no no thank you more thank. you and the holidays are approaching us. oh I can't wait and and every time we do.

the show now until the end of the year I. want all of us to end the show by saying. one thing that we're thankful for Rudy. go ahead I'm thankful for being in the. bad Friends Podcast okay I don't believe. that but that's very nice very nice. juice I'm thankful for all my friends. and family lovely. Pete uh I'm thankful for my beautiful. children my wife gay what why okay why. is it and then. fancy I'm thankful for you.

guys I'm thankful for my bathroom. because of the toilet it's fancy it's. got a little mechanism in the side and. it's got 80 options right mhm so. gyrating you know what I mean um do what. do you call it you got du you got it. right duvet is a bed cover VI what VI. B what does say it on the thing mhm can. I start. over start over go ahead you yeah so I'm.

thankful for my bathroom right has a g. rating has 80 options. uhuh yeah I think you I think I can't do. I I think you missed the the point of. what I was doing what are you doing. trying to get everyone to say something. nice yeah I like that the toilet is what. you're thankful. for everybody in this room thank this. room basically lying oh they're lying. she's lying I'm thankful for being a bad. friend [ __ ] I'm not lying I believe I.

believed her I'm thankful for. [Laughter]. um my life damn thank you. Lord wow what wow it's your life or the. [ __ ] do yours do yours we get out I. am thankful for your friendship all. right I think means a lot to me that's. you don't mean that because when I call. you yeah yeah and you know how excited I.

get when I hear your voice the moment. you say hello I get a smile on my face. and I go hey Bob because I'm. thankful can I do mine over mhm I'm. thankful. for if you say the toilet. again that's what I want to say I think. it for you all right thank you for being. a bad friend.

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