Where Is Waldo Bobby? | Ep 246 | Bad Friends

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get recognized once not one time there. not once you got to be. crazy did I get recognized any at all a. single time not once at a college fat. party not once and look at this that was. the stadium that's called The Big House. in michig oh you know what that looks. like huh remember when Bane took off. that football field yeah yeah yeah I. wish that would happened there they did. a how great would have been B if Bane. showed up and with a nuclear you know. what I mean what would have what would. you have done what would you have done. nothing you're not Batman you're nothing.

sorry sorry sorry it went crazy sorry it. was so fun man sorry um you had a great. time good job fantastic what did you do. this weekend nothing I saw a movie what'. you see oh my God In the Mood for Love. you ever see it w car y beautiful movie. one of my favorite movies one of my. favorite movies now what a movie where. do you find Time In the Mood for Love. dude look at this thing two chinks in. love that's what they should have.

call no no you know I'll tell you about. this movie to AME this movie is so. subtle it's so subtle and like in the. beginning I was like oh I'm done I hate. this it's boring right I don't even know. Al so halfway like what's going on here. but when you figure out what's going on. it's just so nice it's about forbidden. love dude the kind of love that you and. I have it's so forbidden no it's bidden. no it's not it's not bidden dude it's. ours is very it's about two people that. they know they can't L up so they never.

do but there's such love there because. they're married or something yeah. they're both married right and it's like. what do they work together no they just. they're neighbors oh my God that's an A. and and their couples are are cheating. oh they're and they went to Japan they. took a trip to trian and so now these. two like in this you know I mean like a. complex living next to each other and. they reenact you know I mean how their. their spouses got together so they would. go through the.

dialogue and scenarios and stuff right. there and then through the process they. fall in love but at the end they don't. link up and it's like it's so sweet it's. like I have fantasies of like your pink. butthole yeah right and my penis right. and your it's. vibrating yeah like shivering and mine's. shivering right but it doesn't enter. that's what we have it can't it's. unforbidden and magnets are both the. same charge exactly you know I mean. missing I want to switch the magnet you.

the maggot the mag the magnet the magnet. don't you call your penis a maggot get. sucked in but I don't can't be it's the. same you and I have the same thing dude. it's Forbidden Love we're both pluses. I'm a minus you're yes you know what. think about it I'm a you're Aus I know. you're a minus to so does this guy. though his neighbor the woman he's. actually in love with does she look like. his wife here's the interesting part of. the movie you never see their couples. right you see you always see the. backside of their back or their voice. you never see them because because it.

makes the audience not have any sympathy. for them right right right and so you're. only focused on these two and then like. six years later there's one scene where. this dude goes what's why you laughing. because it's got to be something funny. coming. up oh this is all boring yeah no no no. no no one scene what no no forget it no. I'm teasing no you're right it's a. comedy podcast and this is that a film. analysis podcast so I won't say it I I. get it I'm joking I don't think you are. please I think I'm me in I like the.

Meandering and I'm okay I'll tell you I. meandered about you can cut it out to. tell you I'll tell you what it is no I I. meandered about football you don't care. about that I know I listened to the. whole Michigan Michigan it was like 5. seconds I don't know I didn't like it. all right you know me with you know what. I mean I don't like that what was that. what was that him on the shoulder. drinking drinking ah let's go Jey not. jealousy jealousy was of time he was. swarmed with young women running up to. him all these college girls goes Mone. Mone dude he was recognized by hundreds. of young beautiful college girls begging. for M I thought you said that you. weren't recognized I said I wasn't you.

were recognized from Bad friends all day. all day long and then cuz you weren't. around probably huh I know what you were. doing what do you mean I wasn't around. we were together I took that video I. know what you were doing dude you do. that thing what am I doing machismo. what's machismo it's that that confident. thing where you remember that lady at. the Tuesday night said when you on on on. stage it's like this you know come on. machismo it's like this I'm stoic I'm a. star they get afraid where I'm more open. by like more of an open book oh you're.

saying I didn't get approached because. of my. machismo no one knew who I wasar power. nobody knew who I was if they how do. they know him then of course I got to. approach you a million. people took pictures with me I'm the. king that's what I thought. next can I finish my thing then yes dude. God damn dude no actually it was red how. many the young kids that came up that. love bad friends and you know how many. times what did I hear a thousand times. where's Bobby a thousand times where's.

where's Waldo you are my where they're. looking for you baby I'm more like Waldo. no you're everyone like is Bobby with. you is Bobby with they were freaking out. anyone I want somebody to draw like oh. where's Waldo but with me in it where's. Bobby that's a good idea that'd be fun. put pandas in it it it'll be called. where's Bobby comma there's Andrew and I. just a tall redheaded guy standing out. of a little crowd can I it'll be a sea. of Asians where's Bobby and there's. Andrew yeah finish this movie though oh. so he goes um I'm in love with you I. gotta leave right he said that to the.

girl yeah and where where does he go. where we're going Singapore Singapore. really yeah he goes to Singapore and. like months pass by he's trying to. forget about her so he's seeing other. women now no he's still with his wife no. his wife is gone she died no they. they're they're not they're separated. they stop talking about her in the movie. right yeah they stop talking about her. in the movie and he's out with his f a. friend at a bar or whatever and then. while he's out with her friend she flies. to. Singapore his the new the love the UN. unrequited love she smokes a cigarette.

does she know he's there yeah she knows. she it's at her plate she smokes a. cigarette right mhm and then he kept one. of her slippers his slippers that you. know I mean to REM mind she takes the. slippers and she just leaves so he comes. back and he looks at the cigarette and. you know there's lipstick on it oh yeah. right yeah and he sees he can't find the. slippers so he knows she was there but. he never sees her again in the whole in. her his whole life wow what are you. being real right now that's wow that.

that was a stunning I mean I'm serious. and then 5 years later she dieda No No. it should non-smoke five years later let. me finish it f may I I miss you I knew. you were going to do that I know yeah. yeah I can B you visited me in the. hospital yeah yeah yeah yeah I have a. cancer yeah yeah. yeah go so the last scene of the movie. right yes 6 years later they she goes. back to the apartment building but now. she has a kid we don't know who the kid. from not the same not her ex-husband it.

could have been from her ex-husband we. don't know right and she she wanted to. visit um the lady that rented her this. place cuz she knew that she was leaving. and and so from her apartment or from. where she was she can look into where. his bedroom was outside yeah he just. happens to visit you know what I mean. and they see each other through the. window on these opposite kind of. Apartments yeah and he goes like he kind. of does this and she goes and tears just.

start running down her eyes but they. don't link up no oh it's just in the. mood for love baby and that's what I. want you're in the mood for love I'm in. the mood for love dude and that's the. kind of romance I want no you actually. want to be with someone no no no I want. I no I like like in Paris. Texas I love movies where it doesn't. work is this a metaphor for your. life is that what you want you don't. want that it makes love more mysterious. and like I like but it's infinitely sad. I know but I like the longing like Dr.

jaago remember he reaches her and he die. I just love the. longing I love the devastation I like. being out in my backyard by myself on. the lawn chair like I do with a. cigarette and I long for love that's a. wish can be get that's a wish say it. right say it right dude in my mood I'm. in a good mood I'm in a love mood say it. right would you say when you're sitting. on the lawn with your cigarette on your.

lawn chair you're it's more that you're. shorting more so than. longing when you're on a lawn chair your. legs don't go to the bottom do they they. don't that's so funny how hard is it for. you to lift the back up sometimes I. can't even lift. it it's like I can't yeah click click. yeah I can't yeah you're longing for. love but I think you deserve real love I. don't want I want you I don't think it's. real yes it is it's not what do you mean. it's not real it's not real love in. general I don't think it is well there's.

different levels of love I believe that. we talked about this in the car ride. being in love is a phrase I think is. conflated by Society to be this who know. who knows what that means but you've. loved you've you loved your exes those. that's all love but they ultimately. never worked out that's okay that. doesn't there a long love doesn't always. a shorting I mean there was a shorting. there's a the shorting Bobby I know but. I haven't met the mysterious one but. it's coming it may that's what I like. about it that's the longing yeah like I. met somebody but she used to see. somebody that we.

know and that's tough I know but did. they date or they hooked up they dated. oh and in my mind I'm like that's. exactly what I would want to she doesn't. like me but that's the kind of girl I. want how do you know she doesn't like. you I can just tell but just everything. about her in terms of what what I heard. her say her her vibe her all everything. God I want to know who is so I can't. tell you not on the air you I'll never. tell you really yeah because it's the. long it's the shorting dude this is the. yeah I'm in the mood for love right now. and it's like it's a shorting situation.

and it's like you cannot know this. sometimes when you're at airport too. right um many times it's happen maybe. five or six times in my life where a. girl will walk by she'll lock eyes with. you and she'll smile and she's beautiful. and I'll smile right and there's an. instant and you'll never see them again. that's awesome it's so beautiful I had a. girl today I went and opened my suitcase. to get my charger out right behind me. and I looked up and she was gorgeous. yeah and I just politely gave her a. smile just politely.

smile and she went like. this no that's not good no it wasn't. good looked up yeah yeah Up and Away. I've got a million of those I was just. yeah yeah those I'm used to but I wasn't. smile because I had I'm I'm awkwardly. unzipping in the tarmac tunnel and so. I'm like sorry like a sorry face like. sorry and she looked away as if peasant. pig to me they don't even pretend to. like they they'll look at me and they. go like completely not a shot right and. you're like okay relax I was just. looking you know yeah she gave me that.

look like hurry up you potato e. piece of pink I mean she was. gorgeous and she just looked down on me. so so obviously I was such a little pig. yeah by the way shout out to Muhammad. who works at the Detroit airport big fan. of the show he goes will you please. shout out me out on the podcast I said. no but I'm gonna he goes Muhammad it's. easy to remember I said there's most. common name in the world of course I'll. remember muham guess Muslim huh Muslim. Puerto Rican wow yeah Tony would have. hated this guy.

Tony keep that in yeah yeah no no but my. therapist my therapist said Thursday to. me she goes I go well you know the girls. that I like don't like me and she goes. but you do the same to. them like what do you mean you know what. she means what do you think I mean. because you. probably you probably. like the wrong girls that okay continue. there's many women I believe who.

probably come and entered your life in. different Fashions and they're probably. pretty right for you yeah you want the. other one you want the one that's. probably not there's a danger you know I. mean it's also like you know I do the. like you know some girls like mean oh. he's short you know I mean pudgy this. and that no and I do the same to them. too physically she's short and Pudgy. yeah so I I don't like it you know what. I mean so my point is is that there was. this one girl I met and um and she was. you know good you more than average I. guess mhm but she does things like you.

know you can see like her feeding the. homeless and she's like you know there. was this old man that lost his wife and. she visited this old man every day for. like a year what a nice had played chess. with him and you don't like this girl no. I mean I to me it's like I was like. boring B you know mean no time for. you know I mean no but my point. is is that in my mind I'm like this is. what I should be going for right but you. know what you are going for.

is all that you know ladies and. gentlemen Diamond coming to the stage. you. know you know mean all that and it's. like they don't help the homeless you're. looking for you what what you're chasing. after is Angelina Jolie Billy B Thorton. yeah that's exactly what I'm going for. dude but we don't want that it's not. feasible it's not Fe it is feasible it's. not it's not g to be a long. term but you might not have a lot of. time left that's what I'm saying right.

so let's find real love no no why don't. we just do the why don't we just do the. mood for love and just be in this it's. better to burn out the it's better to. burn out than to fade away I'd rather. dream I think all right it's like it's. like this business it's like I may I may. never reach the levels that I've wanted. to reach you're there but I'm not where. do you want to be everywhere and um Visa. yeah I want to be like every I want to. be like but I want I want you know it's. that dream of Like Anything could happen. any time but it never happens but you're. always dreaming but you're in it right.

now don't you realize that you're going. to look back in 20 years and go oh my. God I was in it I was making a podcast. with my best friend yeah it was one of. the largest podcasts in the world like. you're in it it's great we're here okay. so now find real love someone that. respects you enjoys you appreciates you. really doesn't take advantage of you. that's up to that's up to the gods right. now I think you can help some of it. you're therapist and I are saying the. same thing I can't what am I echoing. what your therapist said yeah so then. next next week I'm going to come here. with a 3 fo5 400 lb Samoan girl well.

that fits name cucko if the shoe fits. and I'm like I did it Bobby I have to. again yeah yeah I did what you said. all right cucko go that's not going. to happen Keys against the wall anyway. and if your name is cucko and 300 lb 4. foot whatever whatever I'm not no. offense can you imagine that woman just. slamming slamming her food to the ground. as she listens to our show yeah yeah. yeah like a double pineapple pizza. she's just like. [Laughter]. Tri. you yeah yeah but yeah I mean you know.

but when when you watch a movie like in. the mood for love you know there's. another movie I saw recently amaly is is. the same kind of love but they get. together they end up in the moped that's. the old style you end up together yeah. yeah but when they you know when you. when you if you watch a movie like amaly. it's that whole tease you love the teas. you don't miss the teas I'm sure you do. yeah but but but also the game that you. have to play right now seems exhausting. it's so exhausting it seems like it's. such it's so hard what a game it's a. game of death. you know like m m Mone learned a lesson.

the hard way in Detroit didn't you why. tell tell why say that bum yeah so I was. with Andrew and Zach Andrew's opener. after the show yesterday and we were. just sitting at the bar drinking and. they're like we're going to take it easy. tonight and I was we were having a night. cap after the show I said let's have one. and then. let's it and then a girl from the show. was dming me I was like oh you should. come hang out and I was like oh okay. cool and I was like all right guys I. might head out as they were finishing. their last drink and I was like great. left went to this piano bar she was. there with one of her other friends who. she was us from I should have there so.

it was fun and we were all chat and then. she's like Hey we're going to get with. our friends and go to this other bar. like across town like let's go great you. show up it's two guys in this car and. they're not having it and they just. who's not having it the two guys in the. car they're like they're like no we're. going home and the girls are like all. right sorry wait wait these two girls. with were already with two guys that's. right they weren't at the time they're. like oh we're going to meet our two. others so you didn't know no and we show. but they were all locked up and linked. up like let's go you do Sherlock Holmes. and investigating before you even get.

into that situation I know but I what. the are you doing I was back at the. do you have a are you seeing anybody mhm. did they you ask. that I was back at the hotel bar before. they had finished their drink you got to. ask that I turned around I was like what. the are you doing yeah yeah are you. in a relationship right now no great. right let's go you know what she did she. wanted to be able to prove to her. boyfriend that she could get you to show. up to the bar yeah dude you were like oh. my God and by the way you waved as they. drove away and he went home and just. the out of that girl. thinking about your nerd ass waving have.

a good night it reminds me of that one. girl that flew me to that one city right. just to take a. a video a photo that happened I. don't want to get into it but that. happened that's crazy just to say hi. just to say hi that's it yeah and they. had no other interest well that girl. just wanted to say hi to you yeah he's. 20 and you're. 50 what does that mean I think no just. wa no wait let that sink in for a second. he's 25 and he's 53. so get it right if you're well I'm just.

saying get it right if we're going to. tell fast yeah I would like to um you. know call out the elephant in the room. actually what's up dude is there. resentment what's going on no yeah it. you know when you. D dude you don't think I know human. behavior dude it comes out in other ways. there's really a resentment you loaded. up I saw yeah you load it up dude so. what's up dude I love you dude let's. what get it out on the I don't care dude. I'm good I'm just saying you should know. better I should know better oh so it's.

based on Wow you care experience life. experience okay fair enough saying he's. been around the block and he's learned. his lesson a few times but he going back. to the well even though he knows it's. poison water okay well let me tell you. something poison water does taste good. it really does it does taste good so. he's he's swimming let the kid swim. he'll get out of the well when he's. ready to get out of the well yeah but. right now it's a deep dark hole and it's. hard to get out cuz someone's got to. throw him a bucket I'm not in a deep. dark C of of of lust yeah you're looking. for I'm not you're looking for lust no.

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yeah so you know I watch movies and I go. oh that's that you know I I relate to. those themes and I think I've always. been like a. [Music]. dreamer I can tell you it's coming. though I it's not it's coming I feel it. I had a daydream about it the other day. it's coming let's make a bet what I mean. when do you think it's going to come you. guys want to make it take a b time wise. yeah in a year well yeah within a year I. mean I I feel like okay I feel like fans. you don't think it's coming right be.

honest I don't think you are letting it. come oh interesting interesting take. interesting take kid I don't know do. they often come with. you yeah I'm. done it was right there I I. it's it was right. there Bob come on back great go Mone do. your. job great I'm going to eat a.

donut. wow yeah I'm a fat I can't make. anyone P that's what you're saying that. is not true yeah you really put you know. what I was pretty feeling pretty good. about myself until now I was boosting. you up I know but this guy really you. really listen him his opinion doesn't. mean you really hurt my feelings. though apologize no I don't I that I. don't even it's not going to help I've. had of it every week every episode right.

it's a slam about my weight it's a slam. about how you know I mean I can't. satisfy women you do a dick siiz joke. last last episode you want him gone I. don't want him gone no I I you know. maybe I like the. pain it's about it's about all that. whole mystery thing the shorting yeah. yeah it's you know. because you know you slam me you both. slam me slam me slam me but you know one. day the dragon will awaken and you know. what happens when the Dragon Gets awoken.

breathes fire god damn you know about. mytholog mythological entities KN who's. going to get lit up. what exactly dude that Booth is gone. SM yeah that's Mount Doom right there. and I'm smog another Lord of the Rings. reference in your face so my point is is. this no. honestly it was The Hobbit. yes it was The Hobbit yet very good love. I love but I want to say. yeah you know but can I say something.

I'm going to say it anyway why do I keep. saying that I always say this is the. thing or can I say all that stuff right. I'm going to try to get rid of all that. stuff that's who your person is your. person I know but it's you I catch. myself doing it let me tell you. something I say that all the time thank. you but a day will come and this is not. I'm not making a joke out of it because. I know myself yeah it's just going to. I'm going to go into a Red Zone snap oh. yeah I'll snap like my dad used to and. i' over the years I've.

tempered you know I've like you know. I've been very mindful about my because. I don't want to be like my dad so like I. I you know I see these little you know. what I mean triggers and stuff and I try. to like maintain it like don't do be. like your dad cuz once my dad got in a. Red Zone he you know he beat my mama he. beat all of us up he was. terrible right and I know that I have. that in me right once I hit a Red Zone. dude I look out look out look out dude. so you can poke me all you want. okay but when I get there dude look out.

you're not going to like. it okay I think you'll find love in the. next year I I don't even want no. that's that that part's too. late you already said that I can't make. a woman come dude that's too late is. this bad that when you said poke me I. just instantly got that Pillsbury. Doughboy image in my head of when you. said that now you're doing it no no no. but it's now you're doing it no no it's. not you I'm saying it's just the image. got in my head because poke me is such a.

funny it's such a funny word when you. guys you guys keep pissing on his step. you think he's not going to come out. exactly he cleans it every day Pol every. but he's going to come out and catch you. with your dick in your hand and that's. going to be the beginning of the end for. you beginning the beginning too and I. say this out loud because I'm really. trying to address a secondary issue to. the guy in my neighborhood that let his. dog piss on my fence I'm going to. kill you I'm gonna find you and. I'm gonna kill you let's get it out dude. I see him on the cam we have camera hey. hey guy we see you on the cam dude I'm. beat the living out of this guy the.

dog pisses on my door on my. gate and I see it no but can I. just I was in Wisconsin I saw it and I. was like I'm going to break in neck can. I make an argument against that though. littleit on my door yeah I want to be. side with the guy side with the. guy why are you siding with the guy. whose dog pisses off house because I. know your behavior what did I do to this. guy I know you what did I do to him. that's why I'm siding with the guy guy. okay. what did what go the co it's the same.

thing as the coaster. thing the coaster of not having a drink. on my table yeah don't have a drink on. my table I know but you're eyeing oh hey. you got to put the coaster on right like. that right what does that have to do. with the dog pissing on my door watch. hey don't walk on that carpet you I mean. oh you can't smoke in the back I I saw I. was there don't smoke in the don't smoke. in the back it's don't don't smoke near. the kids it goes down to don't piss on. the fence it's it's all a part of the. same I've never said that to him cuz. that's just the thing we know you don't. let your dog piss on someone's door but. it's it's a partly the same like thing. that you have anxiety yes get rid of.

that can't yeah almost deal that this. morning thinking about having to fly. back here to do this show with you I do. have issues so do you yeah hey guy don't. worry about it keep pissing on the. fence yeah dude it's your own issue dude. you got to grow dude like I'm growing. I'm gonna piss right on you right now. piss in my mouth I don't give a. like all right so dude guy whatever the. neighborhood on his lawn I don't.

care if he shits on my lawn piss on. whatever do it piss on my lawn yeah. diarrhea on the fence no you can't poop. on the fence yeah yeah please don't piss. on the fence sir please don't do that. sir keep doing it please sir it's about. growth yeah and you should grow up sir. and stop having Andrew to grow well. you're going have to bail me out of jail. when I murder this guy see. that's that's the kind of talk I don't. like and I'm saying it right now yeah. I'll testify for myself yeah I did it. yes I did. kill that that'll be me.

getting hard for. jail what's up I'm going away for. a little bit dog piss on. my do no California. is a stand in your ground state which. means that you can defend yourself. without retreating if you're threatened. right imminent. danger I don't even know what that means. what does that mean if someone's. threatening to kill you it hurt if. someone's literally threatening your. life you can defend your life okay let. me give you an example I I walk into my. house right and there's a man there mhm.

doesn't matter what he looks like does. it in this scenario I can tell you what. I think he looked. like go. ahead tall skinny white guy from from um. northern California 69 Fresno yeah. Fresno guy 69ine 69ine yeah big head. huge long though very long I can see it. balding like Carlos patchy patchy on the. side yeah patchy right bags under the. eyes huge no Adams Apple no it's an eve.

Apple more than anything what's that. mean it's it's chunked away because he. got he's been stabbed cut oh my God yeah. it's a Eve Apple he's wearing no. shirt it's a wife beater but yeah yeah. yeah I can. Envision a medical tag he fresh out dude. that's I see it I Envision do you see it. now yes a medical tag yep right and then. you know I mean mommy tattoo mom mom but. with a cross cross through it she she's. dead to me yeah yeah Daddy cross and.

then right daddy crossed out but that. one's a stamp it's Daddy right. above his butt exactly yeah right and. then there's a God bless. JD God bless JD not JD Vance who is it. uh uh oh oh oh oh oh J period D J period. D period who is it that's uh uh John. DeLorean Jeffrey dmer yes Jeffrey dmer. God bless Jeffrey Jeffrey dmer God bless. Jeffrey dmer right he has a speech.

impediment. skip yeah but except when he says Asian. slurs Asian slurs comes out perfectly. comes out perfectly like it just there's. no stutter with that right right and. then right what does he have in his. hands what does he have in his hands. guys oh in each of his hands yeah one's. hand is what one hand is one of those. stress balls just an old school stress. ball the rubbery yeah he take the one. that's sand sand it's got s the sand one.

right sand one so I don't own one of. those so he that's his mhm he brings it. with him everywhere he goes wow. hand calms me. down right right right hand right hand. right what is it you tell me yeah what. what oh I know what it is I can see it. yeah can you see it yeah look at that. okay what do I see dude I see scales. I know what it is I know what it is what.

it's a crocodile hand a Croc hand dude. he took he killed a crocodile and stole. in Mississippi in 1987 with his Uncle. Joey right oh wow a baby crocodile oh a. baby yeah and he just like tore it apart. right and he took the skin and he made. this glove he's had the club for years W. it's like there's got like little jacket. like like a Freddy cougar like like yeah. and he's just kind of doing this with. the Ben wall balls like this. and and he growls like.

a right now if I'm not walking out of. the house by now well I want what am I. doing you're interested in what he's up. to oh you you know what because it's not. imminent danger cuz he's just hanging. out right it's now at this point can I. kill him no he hasn't threatened your. life dude it's scary though he. hasn't threatened your life right he's. got to threaten your life we saw it. right here look is it imminent danger. and he goes no then he goes can I give. you a hug could I give you a hug that's. not violent right no right and I go no.

would you say that yes or. no can I give you a hug I'll shake your. hand I'll give you a pound I'll give you. a pound that's better do you you don't. want to you know what I mean are you a. bad friends fan I would say that oh yeah. do you want to take a picture okay so. ask me and he be like good night. night give you a a hug. hug Chan ch ch I think I would you would.

yeah yeah I you know what you know what. he he'd really do. be who where's. Bobby I I can get him that's what I'd. say I can get him for oh you're there. now too I'm in my house oh he's in your. house now he came to my house first how. do you think he got to your house oh. that's right I sent him to your house oh. you sent her to my house don't do that. what the dude he wanted to see you. all right he really I mean does that. sound more like your fans than. mine why do you do that just kidding why.

do you do that I'm just kidding I love. when you do that okay let's move on but. I love when you do that why do you do. that it's just silly you know I mean. anyway all right dude but if you sent. him to my house you wouldn't have called. me and go dude there's I sent a guy to. your house I would send Mone to film it. I'd have him outside oh you're there. well his guy is something for the. internet yeah you know what dude I think. what I would do in that scario is I. would just shoot him shoot him and just. let the law take care of it you. don't have a gun. oh that's right I have swords a katana I.

have like a bunch of swords at home. could you would you ever be able to stab. somebody for real the sword yeah. yeah dude I practice what do you. practice I go no I go on my. balcony I practice you swing it around I. do scenarios like this come around here. you mean I do I do the whole. thing dude yeah he'd be dead really yeah. I have like katas and stuff wow yeah how. many do you have three are they are they. special were they like branded for you. well they're not like made by Sensei but. I've got them in. Chinatown so they're made probably made.

they're pretty sharp probably made in. China yeah they're sharp I mean they're. not the ones that they used to like. Ronin or Samurai used to use back in the. day those are like real you know what I. mean how is a samurai expensive yeah I. want to know I want to buy one like a. real one a real Samurai like what's the. most expensive samurai sword you can get. oh my god well it's probably it's got to. be Priceless I mean uh what is that. $79.99 no the most expensive dude that's. the kind of I have a first yeah the. average one is a couple hundred doar.

most expensive samurai sword in the. world the most expensive Japanese sword. in the world isima mansuri uhi Tachi. priced at 100 million can we go in the. middle there I mean what the from. $5 to 100 million well you want a Tachi. or not I know I want a Tachi but there's. no way I can get one 100 million look at. how beautiful that is yeah how about. like this uh a $110,000 samurai sword do. that that's a lot of money I know but. that seems like a right the right price. for a highend one oh let me look at that. one and that sounds like a good price.

$1,200 yeah that sounds I mean you're. never going to use it but this sounds. like you're going to the swords of. Northshire yeah i' get one of. those I guess we got to buy Ain gunto. sad araki or any bad friends fans that. are into metal work if you can make one. and you can make a really good samurai. sword we'll promotee it of course I will. we'll put we we'll hang it I want no I'm. going to hang it in my house well we. want it for the show we'll get two then. we'll do any no anyone that's cuz we. know there's got to be a guy out there.

that knows how to do met guarantee 100 I. guarantee it like a real authentic. Japanese Samurai so and I want you also. I like the engraving into the steel yeah. they like stamp like a symbol yes you. know what I mean yeah what is that it's. a samurai sword that's back here how. much is it I don't know where the. did that come from where did that come. from been in the back I saw it when they. went let me see it let me see it come. here bring it over here wait seriously. yeah this like a real sword how long. have we had this wow dude. three years days R someone gave it to.

Rudy for sure yeah it's not sharp at all. you're not even flicking your finger. it's nothing oh there it is yeah I can. hear it yeah it's not sharp at all wow. it makes it even more dangerous why cuz. Dell blades are more dangerous than. sharp ones why is that cuz you're more. likely to cut someone let me see really. that sounds so stupid then why. wouldn't every samurai sword be D yeah. yeah why do why Samurai in movies. constantly sharpening their swords why. would I sharpen any of my knives. in yes dull knives are more dangerous. than Sharp KN dll knives require more. Force to cut increases the chance of.

knce slipping and causing injury a Dull. Knife you have less control over the. blades direction for example when. cutting a cantaloupe this is talking. about a kitchen knives yeah dude not. swords generally more likely to bounce. this is like nerd stat this is this is a. real sharp samurai sword they don't make. a dull sword no samur imagine. imagine the samurai go out and they come. back and the master's like how did you P. yeah yeah who did you kill let me let me. I'll be the samurai you be the samurai. how did you perform how many you kill I.

injured four. people but you killed them M chop I. injured four people what do injure mean. one man I gave a light beard trim. too okay okay but what about toi Hana. the one that I told to go kill yes I. tried what happened to I tried to kill. him but yeah what ended up happening. you tell me I ended up giving him a.

massage with a sword what do you mean I. was stabbing him in the back yeah he di. he said to the left to the right to the. left you like a spage kind of oh my God. and then yeah he made me wash his feet. after yeah it was now when I told you to. get the sword you got the sharp sword. right um did you go to the about that. blacksmith I told you to go to. blacksmith about that yeah yeah tell me. I read somewhere on the internet that. the do SW is are more dangerous oh did.

Sensei mcon tell you that Sensei M I. told you he the Dum. Dum wow wow dude unbelievable wow wow. yeah this is not sharp at all this is. actually oddly dull getting stabbed or. cut worst literal way to die I'm pretty. sure yeah I'm no not really stabbed to. death no. stabbed burning is probably you probably. lose sensation after a little bit I'd. rather get stabbed to death than die. buried alive in a. coffin I'm talking about um someone.

doing harm setting you on fire drowning. you stabbing you shooting stabbing. drowning setting why can't be buried. alive be a part of the equation that's a. long play what do you mean that's a long. play and also buried alive wouldn't hurt. that much You' die of carbon dioxide. poisoning you would die but the the 24. hours of panic though I think you'd only. Panic for like 10 and then you'd be done. 10 minutes 10 hours yeah that's insane I. know but just sweating you're scratching. at the there's no way dud but then think. about all the relief of the you. don't have to do anymore or you know. what I at the 10th hour you're like I.

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she walked chatty yeah real chatty she. she uh what's your name chatty in. confident my name is Alex nice to meet. you Alex great to meet you as well. you're confident huh I'm comfortable. this is a fun chair squeaky Alex are you. a Savage um I'd like to think I am what. does savage mean it's an old slang term. I don't use it anymore yeah it's also. it's very onpc to have that on your. shirt considering the fact that you're. sitting on Stolen land uhoh yeah that's. very dangerous to do you're perpetuating. something that's very very dangerous and.

I got to tell you Alex this is very. scary it's not it's not a good way to. start I'm just kidding with Alex clearly. it's spooky season it's okay thank you. Alex where you from I'm from Connecticut. they're all from Connecticut right. doesn't everybody live out there oh I. can tell that area Hartford no West. Haven ooh West hav girl yeah right next. to New Haven so I hate Harford. Connecticut no you don't don't say that. the club there we don't hate it I don't. the club there don't hate anything about. it funny bone I know you hate it yeah.

yeah Alex what year are you um I'm a. grad student yeah I was going to say you. don't look you don't look like you're a. first year like some of the people he. brings in they look like fresh off of. the right like fresh off the boat Bri. eyed bushy tailes what's your degree I'm. in the Cinematic production management. uh graduate program o what do you want. to do um be an assistant director. producer ad is a good job yeah I'm very. she kind of looks like one an ad no like. a like an assistant director or producer. that's what an ad is that's I that's.

what just said yeah scar some people on. set you do look like an ad you have the. energy of an ad for people at home that. don't know what that means you look like. you are organized a thanks you have to. be really organized you have to and you. look um you have to handle so much. information at one time and you have to. be good at talking about people. right after they leave but they don't. hear you exactly that's what you do I. can feel that so hard okay so let's do a. scene Andrew and I are in a movie you're. producing right we do a scene well she's. not going to be a director so she's not. going to direct I know but she's going. to talk about me because I'm a bad.

actor right no she's not yeah so let's. let's so I'm we're going to do a scene. yeah and then I'm going to walk away. like all right I'm wrapped right and. then she's going to talk about me. to me yeah to you cuz you're the other. act yeah. Francisco where is my. Medallion I don't have it Francisco you. have it I don't have your. medallion adios my. friend C all right I'm going to go get. some coffee pleas all right all right. see you L good seeing though good seeing.

you man different coverage or yeah I. think we we're good we're just going to. use my side really audio I want that to. be in their audios okay all that okay. I'll see see youer okay wow that was. rough bad huh yeah I think uh we may. need to find someone new you do is there. any other actors that you have in mind. that we hey guys I'm back oh God coffee. would you get me a coffee oh sure you. want one yeah yeah what do you want in. it just cream and sugar okay I'll be. right back thanks all right is there any. other actors that you replace him with. literally anyone else but off the top of. your head who would come to mine a big.

actor John Cena John Cena hey dude the. coffe it's weird I just saw oh no I. wanted it black I just saw John Cena oh. he's here what is he doing here nothing. as far as I know maybe he's swinging by. to say anyway he's wearing the same. exact thing I'm wearing he is yeah it's. weird I think that's that's how. he shows. love wait he's will you can you go grab. him for us oh hold on but we're in. Toronto and he's wearing what I'm. wearing and it's weird I texted him and. told him what you were wearing oh okay.

anyway you want C just black coffee. black coffee and thank you thanks okay. go thank God I was worried that he. wasn't going to make it I was so nervous. about that yeah cuz we got to get this. guy the out of here yeah I think. it's time it is very much anyway dude. dude it's so weird I I just ran into. John um Alex and I just told John I go. get the out of here no yeah and he. left wow okay yeah cuz he was he you. know what he was like I'm here to. replace her I go that's not even real. right yeah and I go the out of you. piece of and he just got in the car. and left so let's you want to you got.

the camera well before we roll Alex I. think had to say something to you yeah. you're doing thank you. action where's The. Medallion I don't have you yeah. adios my friend. cut Alex good job thank you and you. danced around the live awesome good this. grad that grad SCH is paying off yeah. yeah very good hopefully do you like. fancy I do I love love him every single. time that I see him pop up on my little. Instagram when um you guys post about.

him I take a screenshot and I send it to. our group chat and I'm like oh my god. look who it is and I get I get make him. get so embarrassed especially when he. gets recognized in public I. um he he gets he gets recognized and no. be real no he does we were the Grand. Central Market at Nono empanadas and. there guy working behind the counter. recognized him and he got so embarrassed. it was so adorable you take all these. kids to Grand Central Market huh that's.

your move that's like your date spot he. knows he goes to the same spot he knows. he's going to get recognized now 100%. that's why he takes him there yeah hey. fancy what's up dog can I say something. so shy no he fakes it he fakes the shy. and like oh no you know this and that. but he loves it yeah it's so gross it's. gross cuz he in in his heart he's like. I'm the man but he wants to act like oh. I'm an you recognize me recogniz how. could you recognize me people should.

start coming up to him more then people. need to come up you're a piece of. garbage dude that's so gross you. fancy yeah off dude so he gets. recognized that's insane he does he. deserves it why does he he's the best he. is great we love him so much. he's okay he's literally Papa to us he's. a papa to you yeah like literally when I. first heard about the qla program I. asked my friend Grace who came up here. and she was like oh my God Andreas is Po. Papa he is your father like as soon as. you come up here zaddy if you will.

indeed yeah you're a zad wait wait you. do you fly there to teach or is it Zoom. they come to they come to you to me come. to me he won't he won't go all the way. to us we have to go all the way to him. but do you understand everything that he. says all the time or no do you guys. occasionally catch yourself going what. the we smile and wave you do yes. that's good we nod yes goodbye thank you. you do that to him smart good like what. kind of movie would you produce if you. wanted to produce one let's say if I. let's say we him and I were like you I.

mean the new Weinstein but. not. yeah yeah cinemat we're the Cohen. Brothers you could have picked anybody. else all right so what mov no let's. forget we're just we're just you know I. mean we're just Jews I'm we're the fine. scene we're the fine SC the movie's. called just Jews yeah yeah yeah you know. I'm I'm LS Feinstein this is Frank. Feinstein we're the Feinstein Brothers. Feinstein Brothers pict some movie P you. a movie yeah yeah yeah how you doing my.

back I'm sorry o you. know what what Frank okay go ahead all. right like any I'm his brother. Frank oh oh you're doing regular voice. this is how I talk that's how you've. always talk that's that's how I always. talk it's a choice go oh I think you. guys would be really good in an overly. dramatic soap opera given your. personalities ooh ooh that's interesting. but I thought you were pitching us a. movie not analyzing our you know what I.

mean our well I mean a great movie. already takes into account their actor's. potential Behavior so that's what I. think that sounds like school yeah that. sounds like school did that to you yeah. yeah yeah she's right she's going to be. good yeah you really are going to be. good huh a thank you and then you'll be. able to say you knew me when whoa that. is it's a tough business we'll see we'll. see it's a really tough business it is. isn't it and him and I you know have. gone through the ringer ringer for many.

many years we're still being rung oh. yeah yeah but we're I think we're seeing. the the bright side of the Sunny Side of. our hard work yeah but you know what it. feels like to me the business still a. grind if the business feels like you. know a drive-thru car wash you ever been. in a drive-through car wash you know you. put you're the gas station it's magical. right it is isn't it but you know what. happens when you're in the dead middle. of it you're like whoa look at all that. soap and all of the arms want to. be all over your car. yeah yeah yeah yeah but you know what. starts happening you start to see that.

the end is coming you see it and you see. it and you get closer and it inches you. closer and you're like wait what about I. want to you to the rear right and you. see Matt R back there there he is. getting. rubbed right right and you're like oh. I'm at the and ahead of you is like Tom. Papa an old. guy he's a great guy but no Steve. travitz or something or whatever yeah. yeah and you're like oh I see the. end of and then a big guy comes over to. you and just blows on you to get you.

dried off and you're all dry and you're. crackling and your hands look old and. your face is all weird now yeah. and then nobody wants you to go through. the car wash anymore yeah that's so sad. yeah but that's life Welcome to the biz. kid you teach that at your. dumb little school I forgot that part. yeah well read the book read the book on. the biz that me and the kids I'm. inspired but then then sometimes you see. a car go back around. and go through the car wash again. yeah I've seen a couple of cars go back.

go back in and then they get again right. at in their 60s and you're like oh we. can go back maybe yeah do you believe. you're that car I think I'm already back. in though you're back in for your second. time I would arue some would argue it's. maybe your third time it could be my. third time back in the car wash right I. cut in line I'm almost out of my first. one no you're in the second one I'm in. the first one no you're in the second. one I never went through I have my. ticket still I'll show you I never went. through the first time I think work. holics not. workaholic Mixology failed sitc I know I.

think Mixology that whole time period. with with uh Punk and that whole little. was your first time in the car wash let. me tell you something prash what that. was pre-wash that was all pre-wash that. was the vacuum in the carpet and stuff. that's all that was well then if that's. the case I'm in my first wash then. you're in your second wash no I'm in my. first Wash Guys he's in Mad TV Mad TV. that was that was just like Mixology. you it's so stupid that's a bad. joke it was a cultural iconic show shut. up you were that was your first one. anyway do we know this to be true we do. how old are you I'm 21 okay so you don't.

know any of this you don't know what. we're talking about no not you don't. even know you don't know what Mad TV is. no oh wow oh my god do you know what 911. was absolutely how my parents talked. about it a couple of old whites they. would they would talk right when she's. born yeah you know 911 happened close to. here what oh no she's a baby Alex what. the. let's do. it you know how why it was so hard to.

get you into this. country because of the flight. restriction how old were you when you. came to the United States Alex I was. actually one years old oh my God that's. the one-year-old Alex yeah yeah and. sweetheart it took us so long no karate. we said no. Cara. sweetheart we told you it took you so. long to get here because. of planes that hit.

buildings. okay so that's pretty cool that's pretty. cool yeah good for you Alex um Alex okay. we love Alex very much thank you so much. we're going to find somebody else a. great are you a fan of the show by the. way do you know us I can tell she's not. no no I actually didn't know but I have. since followed the Instagram you don't. have to it's okay we I want to see all. of Andreas that pops up okay good please. do make fun of him please watch him all. right should we get one more student or. no do you want to just talk a little bit. all right Alex you can jump back out. thank you you're the best Alex.

Alex was great your Vibe is great your. personality is great love you we love. you um let's do one more interview maybe. are you picking another person yeah. great yeah two guys raised our hands I. had two well let him go yeah let them go. are the both the mics turned on. roommates yeah they're roommates yeah. we've we've heard this game before yeah. yeah yeah we're roommates dad I promise. yeah sit in that chair there this guy I. really like this guy your Vibe I like I. remember you you walked in first right. yes grab the microphone grab the mic put.

it right to your mouth remember to there. we go vocalize are you nervous get. closer closer to the mic to your face. sounds like the old days yeah yeah the. closer to the mic yeah are you nervous. you see that you're nervous well this is. yeah I get it are you nervous a little. bit yeah a little bit so so what year. are you guys at School freshman both of. you no no I'm a grad student you. seriously yeah how old are you 21 grad. student at 21 right do you get out at. school at right how old are you I'm 20. but I'm technically a third year but I. graduate this year but you you some sort.

of Prodigy yeah are you are you a genius. I think everyone here we all part of an. accelerated program yeah we take like. seven classes per semester holy wow. you guys don't play fortnite or anything. like that huh no time what's your name. dude pull that out Franco Franco Frank O. or Franco like a nickname oh it's f r a. n c o Franco yeah say it like that next. time say Franco Franco fr FR what is. your name. again I don't know no what is what is.

your name Franco say it with some. francoo oh very good very good what's. your name again I'm Zach z n let's. that add some juice to that name this is. Fran Zach. dude Zach man there it is very. Jamaican twist I like. that what's what's your name they just. sat down hey what's your name's your. name what's your name Franco no no no. you got to say confidence. rehearsed it Frank Franco Franco Fran no.

no no Franco. loud Franco no no no Fran Franco Franco. I am a Franco I'm a. Franco okay that I don't like my you're. Italian right I'm 100% Italian are you. oh in your face dude wow I knew that. already when he said I've never seen him. at the meetings yeah yeah yeah and. what's your name dude uh I'm Zach dude. Zach dude dude dude Zach nailed it. exactly D we rehearsed it Zack nailed it. so Franco what do you want to do when.

you grow up uh I want to get into TV you. want to buy a TV oh yeah that's my dream. you want to work at Best Buy what's. going on here dude yeah no I collect. CRTs all the time you know do you really. oh yeah you want to produce TV shows. yeah write them write write them yeah. are you a good you seem like a good. writer yeah I've been writing I've. written like three three scripts in the. middle of writing another one right now. wow like yeah uh TV right now like I got. to get better at writing more like TV.

length episodes cu the first one I wrote. was like 78 pages so what yeah yeah TV. has no bounds now you can make whatever. you want isn't that something you teach. them that there's no the old structural. Days Are Over I bet you he's a a little. finicky isn't he he probably says. you can't write too many pages that you. won't even get it through to The. Blacklist or whatever the he puts. on you guys you you your own artistic. Vision Franco whatever you feel in the. guts of it it is Tarantino didn't listen. to any of those rules look at. how he turned out to be he broke that. he smashed down the wall we.

don't need your books say that to him. say I don't need your books I don't need. your bcks Andre whoa well that. was a little aggressive not lie it's not. what I was trying to get through how. about you Zach you same thing uh no I'm. PR media studies double major double. major double ma public relations showing. off a little bit Rel yeah yeah yeah and. what what what can you do with that I. don't know you can be in PR right now. I'm working as a publicist intern oh. cool you want to be publicist uh no. after doing that for the last nine weeks. definitely do not want to be a publicist.

what do you want to do uh I have no clue. right good for you you have so much time. 20 years old yeah yeah you got so much. time you have so much time dude. unbelievable but but we both know that. you guys want to be in entertainment uh. of some degree yeah yeah but in New York. you're you're never moving to LA right. I'm already in New York so right you're. never yeah right good for you and you're. not going to move to LA yeah I'm. probably going to stay in New Jersey. stay in New Jersey God bless so uh. Franco you like telling stories. yeah tell us one yeah that's one all.

right anything that you anything how. about how with this let's let's just. give him a scenario maybe no actually if. you want I got a really good story from. one of my jobs work or my job work this. I would love to hear it let's hear it so. uh so I over the summer I worked at AMC. at a local AMC Theater I live bought and. hold on time out ticket ripping you name. it I did the. tickets popcorn I clean theaters. afterwards and can I ask one last.

question because I don't know much about. that what's the worst thing you've seen. in a. theater uh I had to mob up someone's. vomit wow was he on. AIC no it was it was a. [Laughter]. kid there pretty time frankco go ahead. IMX or the parmesan was bad yeah but. there was one night I was working at. concessions and. uh out of nowhere the we hear yelling. coming from one of the halls and there.

is a black couple and a trans lesbian. couple w w. w w w w if you're making is this show. going on Bravo Jesus yeah good problem. an Andy Cohen Show what going definitely. cable though yeah this has got to be. cable yeah so um all right go ahead so. there's a black couple and a trans. couple yelling at each other yeah all. fighting fighting wow let me get and. they were let me guess what movie how. long ago was this this was in August.

August August um they were walk watching. hold on August this summer this past. summer yeah they were watching Jo Joker. or whatever that's called they were. watching alien Romulus oh oh great movie. by the way I loved it and it's also nice. to know for the alien Romulus people. that your movie obviously unites a very. vast variety of people yeah a black. couple and a trans lesbian cou that's. pretty broad go ahead Franco so what. happened was apparently one of the trans.

women was speaking on her phone during. the movie Her bad so they start arguing. and they're getting taken out secur it's. getting bad security what are they. arguing about oh about the phone one of. the trans people on their phone and the. black man or woman was was yelling at. them it was the guy the the black. gentleman was yelling at them saying you. were on your phone during. ramulus I wanted to watch the movie the. guy was not helping any matters out he. was making like dumb com comments like. oh like you're not a real woman or. something like that who was thrown in. you're not a real woman yeah wow that's.

where you go though when you're in a. fight with maybe even worse uh he was. recording it the the alter creation. which you know the best way to diffuse. scenario is to immediately take a your. phone and start recording the trans. person was recording the black people or. the black the black was the trans person. still on their phone were they still on. the phone that would have been so funny. to still be on the phone during the f I. remember one of them was saying like oh. like you that's your free speech. that was one of the comments. uh they start the Black Op starts. getting exited out and he says okay sir.

to one of them why did the black guy get. exited out and the other people did not. interesting move AMC and let me guess. about the phone the trans phone used to. be an iPhone but now it's a. Samsung yeah what ended up happening. though. was it's strange those parts aren't. compatible yeah they're not compatible. you think you could use the same charger. but you can't you can't you know you. should be able to but nowadays you can. they're all USBC aren't they and what.

happening was one of the one of the. trans women ran up to him swung at him. he ducked underneath her oh my God. picked her up and Bonnie slammed her. into the floor it was really like wow. like a wrestling event they are athletic. Inc they are ath wait wait was the black. person took the took the trans or trans. took the black the trans person tried to. punch the black guy exactly and he. ducked you never try to punch a black. guy that's my book I have a. it's out on right now yeah so it was now.

what did you do you were still you were. at the popcorn machine yeah I was at. concession so I I was watching you want. a medium or a large that's all you're. thinking you don't want to get involved. it was especially awkward cuz you know. we still had to work as it was going on. so you know like trying to like figure. out what is happening all about people. saying like wild that's a crazy. story did and the fight ended with the. cops coming I imagine yeah the police. were called you didn't call the cops did. you no you know why say in that camera.

say Franco ain't no snitch you say that. right in that camera Franco ain't no. snitch perfect perfect perfect cut love. that yeah you know that's a great story. I I mean honest inory that movie theater. working is very interesting to me. because you see a lot of types of people. come through right and they're mostly. nice to you no one's mean to you are. they mean to you at the concession no. I've never been mean to a you know I've. never seen a mean person at the movie. theater isn't that interesting I've. never seen someone like get attitudy. with a person working at the theater cuz. where would it come from oh okay what.

I'm saying is like you walk into a. retail store sometimes someone's being. short with someone that's working in. retail yeah cuz I've had I've had fights. in a theater with C other customers yeah. that's what I'm saying but not to these. people because who's going to get mad. what the are they doing they didn't. do anything wrong yeah but other people. yeah like this like the trans couple and. the black couple fighting they were mad. at each other but you guys don't get you. don't ever have somebody be rude to you. no no that's great that's a great gift. do you get to watch movies are free. there or no oh yeah that's the G that's. the perk that's why you do it I saw. alien Romulus in IMAX and I spent Z.

yeah including rig the system huh how. many times did you see it though I only. saw it once because it was what movie. have you watched in in the theater more. than once in general or while I was. there while you were there I saw dead. bone Wolverine twice twice you loved it. yeah pretty you ever do you ever go turn. on a movie uh when no one's there and. just watch it by yourself no I can't. you're you don't want to be a little bad. boy no you're not allowed to be up there. where the the projector cuz it's a fancy. guy that works up there that guy. you get up there and you do it did you.

end up seeing Borderlands No I did not. but it play in theater did anybody see. it yeah yeah there were people there. there was they had a really cool uh. popcorn bucket it was like a literally. like clap trap it was metal actually. pretty cool never saw that's cool I. didn't up see it why I didn't play G. twice I didn't play the game so I have. like no attention interesting. interesting interesting interesting. interesting interes that's a pop TR. popcorn bucket you got were selling. that's neat that's amazing whatever you. got to do you know to get the you know. we you know Jack Black sat right there.

Jack Black sat in that very chair that. you're in sick do you know about this. show have you guys ever seen this show I. have yes yes I can feel that in my bones. I called my brother to tell him I was uh. coming here and he was very excited he's. a huge fan what's his name Ben say hi to. Ben say hi to Ben Ben what's up you suck. that's right do perfect that's right. does exactly what a brother would do. yeah you B you look like a Sarah. Silverman fan Franco I makes you say. that Franco do you like stand up. yeah I do who who's your favorite stand. up would you. say I've only gone to like a few shows.

sure but like who do you think you like. who aligns with you the most in your. mind you'd go you know who I like if. somebody said let's say you're out with. a group of friends and there's a cute. chick and she's like uh you know who I. love I love Matt re he's so hot. do you like stand up do you like stand. up yeah who do you like uh I like to Lou. sh Gomez I saw him you like Lis Gomez. yeah of skankfest yeah oh that's of. legion of skank oh and you're part of. our family I had no idea I'm not going. to lie I would not have picked that for. you that's insane I would have not.

picked that for you I saw him and big J. live whoa they're our friends wow wait a. minute you're cool so then you would. like this show do you know this show I. didn't hear about until I met uh Andreas. good well we're low on the totem pole I. guess I guess we're lower than we. thought that hurts me it does me too a. little bit anyway um I'm glad at least. you said those guys cuz those guys are. funny yeah you guys were you two are. great we love you you so much get give. it a hand for these that was great great. job.

boys all right guys you know um we we. love to say we have so many things to be. grateful for yeah we really do yeah I. can't think of any right now no we of. course I do I'm grateful for you. grateful for you our family I'm more I. am very grateful I'm being genuine right. now I'm grateful for our fans I really. am I've been saying it at all my live. shows uh genuinely I thank the crowd. from the bottom of my heart it means so. much to us we do really love you yeah. I'm so stoked you guys always come along. for the ride and you're open for weird. strange absurd comedy uh and.

thank you we do love you I really. appreciate you thank you for being a bad. friend you. [Music]. being woo. [Music]. p.