We're in a Giggity Quagmire | Ep 318 | Bad Friends

HEY EVERYBODY, YOU GUYS, THE uh Netflix. Comedy Festival is arriving festival. >> and they gave us the YouTube theater. >> Thank you. >> Thank you. 58. >> 58. >> What is that? >> May 8th. >> May 8th, we're going to be here in Los. Angeles at the YouTube theater, which by. the way is right next to Sofi. >> We're down there by SoFi. So come see. The Bad Friends uh for Netflix is a joke. fest May 8th in Los Angeles. Bobby. Tickets are going fast. >> Bobby just announced a ton of new dates. >> I have new This is my last tour for 3. years. Yeah, you got to do you got.

>> Yeah. So, I'm going to I'm doing this. run and I'm not going to go out for like. two or three years until I have a new. hour. >> If you want to see Bobby, you better go. see him on the final tour. He's going to. be all over the country and even down. >> Uh June 28th, by the way, I'm going to. be at Delmare, San Diego, dude. June. 28th, two shows. And July 24th, I'll be. in St. Charles, Missouri. So, June 28th, San Diego, go to badfriendod.com. to come see us. May 8th at the YouTube. theater. Go to bobbylee.live live and go. to and.com to come see us.

>> You two are bad friends. >> Who are these two idiots? >> A white dude and an Asian dude. You two. are disgusting. >> You two or something. >> We're bad friends. >> Oh my god. It's so weird to be back in. the studio and hearing. >> How you doing? >> How you doing? >> How you doing? >> Tony bag of donuts. >> You're you're Tony. >> Yeah. >> Bag of donuts. >> I'm Tony bag of donuts. >> I'm Jimmy Small Eyes. >> Tony Bag of Donuts. How you doing? I'm. from Brooklyn. >> I know somebody. >> What are we doing here?

>> I know somebody who knows somebody who. make it so you don't know nobody. >> Yeah. You know, >> you do. >> Oh. >> Whoa. >> Oh. >> You You look like my cousin Aisha. >> Tonnie. >> Tony. >> Tony. Tonnie. >> Is that your name? >> My name's Tony. >> Your name is Tony. I'm Jimmy. How you. doing? >> Tony. >> Yeah. Yeah. You're from I'm from. Brooklyn. Where you from? >> New York. >> New York. How you doing, New York? All. All you New Yorkers out there, how you.

doing? >> And to get more comedy like this. >> Yeah. Yeah. Go to our Patreon. >> Please go. >> WE'RE IN A WAR. >> WE'RE IN A WAR. >> We're in a war. >> I I'll say this to the fans. I want to. thank all the fans that have bought. tickets so far to the May 8th Netflix is. a joke festival. >> All 12 of you. And let me say this. >> It's it's it's undersold. >> It's undersold. Yeah. >> Let's bring it up. Let's hurt our ego. >> Yeah. Let's hurry. Let's hurt it. Let's. hurt it real bad. >> I think it's under 40%. >> Is it under 40%? Really?

>> I think so. >> Yeah. >> Is the blue good? >> Blue is bad. >> Blue is bad. >> Blue is all the people that have not. bought. >> the tickets. So, when is this? >> It's in a month. >> Well, we'll pump it. >> I hope so, cuz it's. >> Back in Brooklyn, we used to pump it. >> Hey guys. Yeah, we're going to start. pumping it. >> You going to pump it? Back in Brooklyn, we used to pump it. >> God, look at that. That's bad. We're. competing against so many people. >> Who else is Google? Who else is. performing for Netflix as a joke on May.

8th? It says John Melany, uh, Jelly Roll and Andrew Souls of the. Greek. We are at the YouTube theater. Matt Refe is at the Hollywood Bowl. Stampton, our boy Zack Zucker, uh, Ronnie Hassan Minaj and Ronnie Chang at. the Dolby Theater. >> Yeah, I mean, you guys are like the 10th. most famous. Dude, >> first of all, we're fourth on the list. >> We're We We are fourth on the list. >> So, it goes Melany, Schultz, and Jelly.

Roll. >> Yeah. >> And then us. We're third. >> We're third. >> Third. You guys are third. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's what I meant. >> No, that's not what you meant. >> No, I meant. >> What you meant is that you want to get. fired. >> That's what you meant. >> And by the way, we're above Matt Refe at. the Hollywood Bowl, which is way bigger. And I bet he sold it out already. >> You already sold it out. >> You already sold the Hollywood Bowl. >> I want to apologize real quick if I if I. may. >> I also was Oh, what? >> I want to apologize to you. to me. >> if I may. >> Yeah, please. What happened? >> Um, today I was doing what I describe as. Netherworld farts.

>> honestly. >> Yeah, it was like ball the demon. Did. you smell a mone? >> Yeah. >> You walked away one time. >> It bo It bothered me. >> like it was crazy. >> It was one of those farts that lingered. I'll tell you this right now. From. Brooklyn. They lingered. And my point is. is this. I felt so bad. I I and I kept. apologizing. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. >> My fear was that if the guests smell. that, they're going to be upset. >> And you know what happened? Huh? I. >> You held it in. >> I closed the straight of Hormuz.

>> You know, I closed it. I'm charging a. toll. Okay. >> I'll tell you something. There won't be. any gas coming out of there for a long. time. We. >> Let me tell you right now. The Irene. regime. >> closed off the straight of. >> Yeah. Yeah. We control the straight of. Harmuzu. And you really did control it. >> Yeah, we do control. So I I closed it up. like hormuse and the only thing that's. getting in it in is a little fertilizer. and some helium. >> Yeah, maybe a little oil. But my point.

is is that. those are the uh things that are being. um you know what I mean? >> Yeah. The guys. >> 20 30% of uh helium comes from that um. area if you don't know. >> Hell yeah. >> You mean how do what do we make out of. helium? Chips. Computer chips. >> Balloons. And well for yeah. >> balloons for birthday parties. >> Yeah, >> you got to have helium for balloons. >> I understand that. >> And for whippid tanks at jam shows. >> I understand that. But the. >> I love whippids, dude. >> I know you do. >> It's so fun.

>> They're fun. But anyway, um so the chips. are very important. And then fertilizer. like 20 30% of the fertilizer go through. goes through there. >> Well, we just start pooping outside. Start growing your own crops. Poop in. your own yard. >> Yeah. So you know, that's how I'm going. to make my potatoes. >> Yeah. Yeah. What's. >> your problem? You had a week off cuz we. were filming and and now you feel good. >> Yes. >> What did you do in your week off while. we were while we were shooting the Bad. Game Show? >> I worked so hard for you guys.

>> No, you didn't. No, you didn't. [ __ ]. You're pitching your zombie movie. >> Andrew called me. He say we can do the. movie. >> Yeah. Yeah. Next September. Are you guys. available? And then a week before. You [ __ ]. >> WELL, DON'T [ __ ] WITH ME, YOU [ __ ] ALL. RIGHT, >> you're setting yourself up. >> It's a two-way street, dude. The street. is closed. >> Straight is closed. >> It is [ __ ] close to Spain. You You. know what's so funny? You're getting. angry.

>> I was resentful all week. >> Oh. Oh, you know what? Let's hash IT. OUT. >> YEAH. YEAH. OKAY. >> GOOD. >> OH, YEAH. HEY, you want to go back in. the. >> Let's go back. >> Let's go back. >> Yeah. >> What do you think? >> Hey, >> what do you think? What do you think? >> Why were you resentful? >> Yeah. Why? Why? >> Because your lack of inclusion. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Maybe. >> Well, here's the thing. >> Could Did you want to be an executive. producer for decision-making purposes? >> No. No. I'm just joking. >> No, you're not. >> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. You're not. >> Once you start a war, you're in a.

quagmire. >> Yeah. >> All right. And it's impossible to get. out. >> Giggity. Okay. So, we're in what they. call a quagmire. >> Giggity? >> Yeah. Yeah. Giggity. Yeah. >> What does giggity mean? >> The fans will get it. >> Yeah. Really? >> Quagmire from Family Guy says giggity a. lot. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. You never seen Family Guy? >> I thought it was like a giddy. Yep. Yay. Like in Die Hard or something. >> [ __ ]. >> [ __ ]. >> [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Let me tell you. >> So, um. >> I want you to be honest with us. >> Yeah. Get honest. We're in a quag.

quagmire. Quagmire now. Gety. >> and u. and it's going to be very difficult to. get out. Okay. Mhm. >> So, what is your um plan? Let's. negotiate. >> Okay. >> Okay. Do you have a 10-p part plan or a. 15-part plan? >> My plan is so long. Wait a second. >> Okay. All right. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You did come by. >> Yeah, >> I did. >> And we thought about putting you in a. bit, but there wasn't anything cooking. >> Yeah, >> there was nothing cooking in the.

kitchen. Carlos was in a bit. >> I know. >> And McCone did a lot of. >> He was in a bit, but here's my Can I. just tell you my problem, right? Apparently, I had was told that Carlos. was gonna be a runner. >> Oh god. >> Just let Can I finish my resentment? >> Dude, you know what? You know what, dude? >> No. >> You weren't here. I came here before. you. >> What do you mean? >> I was here in the building before you. >> There was an incident. >> There was an incident. >> I know. Okay. What happened? >> I know. I wasn't. >> Why'd you shave your mustache? >> Huh? >> Why'd you shave your mustache?

>> Love on the spectrum. Focus. >> Okay. Anyway, >> did I. >> Okay, >> I had to get rid of it. It's a good bit. Yes. All right. So, here's the deal. Okay. Um, we had an incident today where he. got he kind of snapped at me and you. guys were witness to it. >> for no reason at all. >> Right. And so, I just saw it again a. little bit. Right. So, I'm just telling. you my side of the story. >> Yeah. >> And then, you know, I mean, we can. you're part of the you know.

>> what happened. >> Yeah. What happened? What. >> What happened? I had to take a picture. of his driver's license for his. assistant. >> No, no, not not today. But the runner. part. >> Oh god. Dude, I'm one of the producers. of one of the most successful podcasts. in America. And you think I'm gonna get. you poito Moss when Postmates exists? >> That's crazy. And you had PAs there. >> Enjoy your tour. >> You're my tour manager. I am. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is this the attitude. you're going to bring on the tour? >> No, I'll change it up. I swear to God.

because this is the attitude. >> No, it's a different molecule. >> No bueno. >> Okay. No bueno. >> No. Good. Please. >> Yeah. >> Thank you. >> Is that what it means? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Different chemistry on the road. >> It is. >> Yeah. There'll be different people, different players. >> Because if I get this on the [ __ ]. row, let me tell you, >> Johnny's not going to be happy. >> Yeah. Jimmy's. >> Johnny. >> Jimmy. Small Eyes ain't going to be happy. Jimmy Small Eyes is not going to be.

happy. >> Yeah. >> You know, but I'll tell you this. >> cuz we we we've been shooting this other. thing you guys will know about in the. future. >> The Bad Game Show. We've talked about it. a little bit. >> Yeah. So, we shot the game bad game. show. It's really great. And I'll tell. you this, McCone, this is the first time. we worked together where you didn't. annoy me at all. >> I I'll say it felt really good for our. relationship. No lie. >> Yeah. And where do you think that came. from? >> Well, other than the first day when I. said I didn't like Project Hail Mary. that much. Okay. But after we moved. after we moved on from that, we were. really good. >> I think it had a lot to do with that he.

had a job to focus on and not bother. you. >> I have another ball fart. >> Don't. >> Yeah. >> Please. >> Oh my god. >> It's a ball fart. >> Sounded wet. >> It's wet. It's dry. It's everything. Yeah. It's all the stuff that comes. through the straight. >> Feels so naked without my beard. >> You look so good. >> No, it's terrible. >> You can barely even notice. Really? >> I got I got to go. Somebody can you. Amazon me a. >> Oh my god. I'm so sorry, dude. It's. going to drift your way. >> I know. >> Yeah. >> Will you get on Amazon order me a top. lip, please?

>> Yeah, it's funny. >> Look at the lack of upper lip on a. white. Good god, do I need a beard. Yeah, >> I have no lip. >> No, but your lips are good. What's going. on? >> Oh, the for the fart. Yeah, I think so. >> No, no, no. Cuz a candle will just be a. hot pumpkin fart then. >> Yeah, but you want a flavor to it. >> There's a bunch of flavor. >> Yeah, but not good ones. >> Well, I mean, it depends on what you. ate. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, >> you know when I So, I went to Hawaii for. 10 days. I don't know if you know, you. know, >> we didn't notice.

>> See, you're doing you want Let's. negotiate. >> I feel like this is what happens when. you don't negotiate and you move on. >> Yeah. >> It comes back into resentment. >> Resentment. Yeah. Yeah. You You want me. to dig into you? >> No. >> Okay. >> Cuz I won't I would never. >> I know. >> I would What's up, Carlos? >> Are you looking at me right now? I. couldn't even tell. You have the Scorsesei glasses on. >> I think here's the problem. You You. walked in with hot energy. What. happened? You had to take a picture of.

his license. >> Oh, yeah. And I don't know why I snapped. at him. It was just kind of like. >> Why did you What did you say? >> I don't remember. I blacked out. >> Hello. >> Oh, yeah. That's what That's what I. said. >> No, this is all No, it's all. exaggeration. Just. >> let me let me just the recounting of the. [ __ ] Dublin story. You added f-words. to it when if you were really there and. like were telling the truth, you'd know. that what I did wasn't that bad. It was. so not bad that Andrew was in the room. 4T from me and he didn't even [ __ ]. remember it. >> I did not remember. >> you. He wasn't in the room when that.

happened. >> He was No. No. Mone. Look at Mone. shaking his head. >> I was there and I remember it. >> No. No. Mone. You know he wasn't there, right? >> No. I was to my right and I yelled at. you. >> No. Oh my god, dude. This is What do. they call this? >> Gaslighting. Gas lighting. >> Except it's not gaslighting. >> Yeah, you're gaslighting me, dude. >> No, I'm not, dude. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just don't want this. energy, gaslighting energy, right, into. my tour. That's number one. Number two, Andrew was not there when you snapped. I. was there early. Okay. And you know. this. And just be honest. Please tell. the people you're honest. >> No, I'm remembering it. Why would I lie?

Like, >> why would I lie? I remember Andrew. there. >> Mone. >> I remember Andrew saying he wasn't. there, but Fancy was there. Was Andrew. there? >> No, he wasn't. >> Yeah, he wasn't there. >> I hallucinated them then. I'm sorry. It. flashbacks, dude. It happens. I can see. Andrew. Okay. Anyway, so you did. So, so. this is what happened. Andrew, then if I. may, then. >> I wasn't there. >> You weren't there, right? If I. >> I just don't remember stuff. >> I know you don't. So, this is I'll. reenact it if if I may. You know what I. mean? You know what I mean? >> I you know, you know, I'm not much of an.

actor. I've been in something some great. actor. Yeah. Yeah. So, this is exactly. what happened. >> Hello there. What? I'm just a lie. Yeah. All right. What the [ __ ] is. >> Carlos? What's wrong? >> Is that you playing me? >> I I. >> guess. >> What's going on? >> Well, no, I'm playing. >> Who are you playing? >> Um, you I'm trying to focus on the. story. >> I was playing both parts. >> Oh, sorry. >> Well, you have to say you're going to be.

>> Well, I did the first part and then what. the [ __ ] is that? >> Michael B. Jordan. >> I want to be Michael B. Jordan. >> Michael Jordan. >> I'm playing two parts. >> Okay, go ahead. That's Michael B. Jordan. I'm gonna close my eyes and. listen. Go ahead. Hello there. >> That's Bobby, >> right? Yeah. >> What the [ __ ] I just. >> That's Carlos. >> Yes. I go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the. problem?" He goes, "I'm sorry. I don't. know why I just did that." Something. like that.

>> Yeah, that that's an accurate scene. >> Okay, good. >> Yeah, >> that that's it. >> I think I hallucinate sometimes. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, >> that didn't sound that bad. >> It's bad when you say hello there. >> Right. You know, I mean, I don't think it's an. appropriate response to hello there. >> when somebody snaps on you. >> Yeah. Like for instance, I'm Trump. No, you be Trump. >> Okay. >> All right. And I'm um the new uh I'm. Mojaba. Um. >> Oh, Ganahan. No, >> no. Mojaba, the new Ayatollah.

>> Oh, I thought it was Mocha Ganahan. >> Yeah. No, no. >> Okay. >> Just say hello there as as Trump and. I'll. >> Hello there. I understand. >> Oh, I see. >> He would understand. >> He would understand. >> He'd be understanding. >> Oh, well then it's my bad. >> I'm sorry. >> All right. Go ahead, fans. Air out your. grievance with me. >> Yeah. Go ahead. Okay. I'm going to tell. you the relationship that that's going. on right now, and I'm [ __ ] tired of. it. >> Okay. >> Okay. I'm really am tired of it. >> I know. Get it out.

>> And let's just get I need to get it out. Right. >> These guys are so petrified of you. >> Mhm. >> Right. that all their aggression, all their resentment, you know, all. their, you know what I mean, rage. >> comes to me. >> That's true, >> right? Cuz they're so scared of you. So, I get double, >> you know what I mean? >> Wow. That's accurate. >> I think I I honestly think that's what's. going on here. Yeah. You guys are. petrified of him because you are the.

alpha. >> Okay. >> Oh, don't you're acting beta right now. is [ __ ]. >> Well, I'm sorry. You know what? I'm I'm. sorry. I'll say this then. I apologize. to everybody in the booth for all the. opportunities and things that I have for. you. >> I love it. No, I'm sorry for going out. of my way more times than not to make. sure every one of you, all three of you, is taken care of physically, financially, and emotionally when you. get calls and texts from me, checking. in, making sure things are good, making. sure you're happy and satisfied, making.

sure that I put you first, checking in, scheduling, rescheduling, reshaping as. much as I can to fit everybody else. I. apologize. >> And what do you do, Bobby? >> No. I apologize. I'm no longer going to. do any of that stuff. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. that see. what you're doing. He says that and then you go to me. This is a perfect [ __ ]. >> example. >> example of what is going on. The. dynamics, right? He says that, right? You're scared and then WHAT ABOUT ME? >> I'M AGREEING WITH YOU.

>> All right. So, what about me? Go ahead. >> What did you do for us? >> What? I show up. >> Thank you. >> I I You know what? I appreciate you. guys. You know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I. got to get this out. I'm so I'm so. sorry. I'm so sorry. Right. All right. Never mind. Never mind. >> Okay. >> Because it's it's going to spiral into a. it's going to spiral into the abyss and.

we don't want that. >> No. >> Cuz we're a family. You know what I. mean? This is a family squabble, right? And at some point, somebody has to draw. the line. >> One second. Let me. >> Yeah. I'm going to draw the What are you. doing? >> I was just going to block their numbers. real fast. >> Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. See, that's what. I'm saying. >> I'm doing it right. I'm doing it right. now. All three of you are going to get. blocked right now. >> Yeah. >> Andreas, look at this. I'll show I'll. show the camera. I'm going to do it. >> I don't want you guys to call me to. reach out. >> I was going to say something so mean. I'm so I can't do it, though. >> What is it? >> No, I can't. >> Do it. >> No, it's not. It's going to land mean. I.

I'll do it later. >> It'll go ahead. Who's it mean to? Me? >> No, it's not to you. >> Oh, say it. >> It's to the booth. No, >> go ahead. Well, because it I should have. done it when your rant on top of your. rant, right? I think the timing is wrong. now. >> Andreas Ro Sunday. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You will not receive phone calls, email. or FaceTime. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Block contact. >> Block contact. >> Andreas blocked. >> Yeah. Blocked. You're blocked. >> One by one. >> One by one. >> because you guys decided that that was. fun to do. That whole thing. >> I think McCone's cool though. McCone.

wasn't doing anything. He's just in the. back. >> He's he's Belgium or whatever. Mone. McCon Corkery video lad. He's still. saved as video lad in my phone. >> Yeah, >> video lad. >> Blocked. >> Blocked. Wow. In your face. Mone. You're. blocked. >> Oh, you guys are blocked. So, >> you're all blocked. >> So, honestly, weight off my shoulders. >> Sorry, you guys. So, I apologize for. everything that I've done for you guys. So, I I really do apologize. I will no. longer be reaching out or contacting. anybody. >> Hope that feels good cuz I feel [ __ ].

great. That's a relief off my [ __ ]. shoulder. I feel fantastic now. >> I feel relieved, too. I feel relieved, too. You can still text me because I. will not block you. >> Just won't answer. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I just don't answer. It's almost. as if you are blocked the way I respond, >> right? >> We know. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's my thing. with everybody, you know what I mean? Unless it's important like, "Hey, my. knee fell off.". >> Yeah. >> Or whatever. You know what I mean? You. know what I mean? I'm getting eye.

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outside cuz you're projecting it right. now. I can see it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But this is what happens. >> You want to dance with the devil in the. pale moonlight? >> No, we don't. >> No, you did. Where did that come from? >> Huh? >> Batman. >> Dance with the devil in the pale blue. night. Where did that come from? >> Dance with the devil in the pale. moonlight. Batman. >> Which Batman? >> Batman one. >> with Jack Nicholson. >> Yeah, >> that's what he said. >> You ever dance with the devil in the. pale moonlight? >> That's a great line. >> It's one of the best lines I think in a. movie. >> I watched Fletch last last night. Tried. to re I rewatched Fletch. >> Chevy Chase.

>> Incredible. >> You know, the movie's absolutely. atrocious, but man, is he [ __ ]. fantastic. And this is the proof that. you could carry a movie if you were just. a character that was easy to watch. >> Yeah. >> He was so good. >> Yeah. >> It's a shame that he This is hard to say. because you know we have family. connections. >> Sure. >> With Chvy. >> Yeah. What are you going to say? >> Well, I'm saying it's a shame that his. personality offstage is the way it is. >> Hasn't been to me, but I. >> No, he's kind to me, too. It's what you.

read online and the documentary, I. guess, that came out. >> Who knows? Who knows? Chevy is super. sweet to me, but it's like. >> it's all subjective. >> It's all subject. You know what, dude? And I think that's the lesson that we're. learning. Everything's subject. subjective. >> Our relationship is sub subjective. >> The movie's filled with so many gaps. Like so many just heavy gaps of. nonsense. >> It's like a double crossia movie and you. it's just not it. But it's so funny. >> As a kid though, I thought it was genius. >> cuz he's he's brilliant. >> He's brilliant. >> Yeah. But the film Three Amigos.

>> Well, probably one of the best movies. That's a great story. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's like a. >> when he was playing guitar, the Chevy. Chase and singing that song. >> Yes. >> Yeah. It was so funny. What was your. problem with uh Project Hail Mary? >> Yeah. What What did you not like about. it? >> I just earlier in the day I saw. Rosemary's Baby for the first time and. it's just. >> not a good combination of movies. >> I know, but that's just a far superior. movie. >> Well, they have they have nothing to do. with they're not even remotely in the. same category of film. >> I said it was fun. Ryan Gosling was fun.

I said if I was 10 that would probably. be like my favorite movie. >> 10. >> If I was like I was like a little boy. >> If you were a child. >> Yeah. >> So you're saying people that like it are. childlike? >> I'm surpris I'm happy people are going. to the theaters. Gosling is great. The. lady who was in Anatomy of a Fall was. very funny and fantastic. I saw with. Carlos actually. >> What did you think about Carlos? >> I loved it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Carlos is still upset about the block. call. You can see it in his. >> psych makes my job real. >> My brother Steve have to go to your. house now. My brother Steve I made see. it and he said he cried three times.

>> Seriously? >> Yeah. I I teared up a couple times in. that movie. >> Did you, Andreas? >> I didn't tear up, but I loved it. It has. this ET. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, it reminded me of an. early Spielberg movie. It had this like. >> with none of the Spielberg sauce. >> God damn. We had a good week, huh? >> It's over now. >> I think it's over now. Wow. Wow. This is what This is what you didn't. bring this week and now you're bringing.

it here. >> Yeah. None of the Spielberg sauce. >> No, I'm going to see it. I want to see. the. >> Yeah. Yeah. I think the sauce is all. over that sucker. >> Yeah. Yeah. Too much sauce, I believe. >> If you ever go to Crocker Barrel, too. much [ __ ] gravy on the biscuits. >> And that's Hail Mary, basically. >> Yeah. >> Too a lot of gravy. >> Yeah. And it's really good. And what. what I want to say about it is I thought. it was the perfect movie. I really did. It had humor, adventurism. It had. >> heart. >> Heart. Real deep heart. It was about.

friendship. It was about bravery. You I. mean all the things that you want to. instill into. >> Wait, I just remembered McCone said that. you like this movie because you think. you're Ryan Gosling in it. That's. >> I did see because Yeah. You texted me. and Carlos earlier in the day and you're. like, "You have to go see it. It's. amazing." Then we went there and I'm. like, "Oh, Bobby sees himself.". >> Yeah. That just. >> on a in a on a spaceship wait cuz you're. a loner. >> No alone in his house.

>> THAT IS [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> DID I say that. >> to save the universe? >> Did I say that? >> No, but you said it was amazing and we. got out. I'm like, "OH, BOBBY SEASON.". >> NO, NO, NO. I WATCH ANYBODY THAT'S SEEN. that movie. They're like, "This is a. [ __ ] amazing movie." No one walks out. of the movie, "Oh, that was me." Anyway, um, yeah, I thought that Project Hail. Mary was a a perfect movie. >> It had heart, you know what I mean? It. was well shot. I thought Ryan Gosling. was extremely funny in it. And his his. crying scenes seemed very real. And um,

it had everything. >> Guy's got an Oscar. >> What? >> Guy's got an Oscar. >> Yeah, he's very talented, that man. >> By way of. if the movie gets an Oscar, don't don't. you think you get an Oscar? Isn't that. kind of how your brain works? If a film. wins an Otter, you don't think like the. lead actors in it get us get you just. say in your mind like, "I want it.". >> Are you starting an argument with. yourself? >> They're not. They're. >> What are you doing right now? >> Is Michael B. Jordan now?

>> Yeah. Playing both sides. >> Oh, you are? >> No. The guys were like going like this. like, "Well, maybe.". >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> If you are in a movie that wins an. Oscar, you won an Oscar. >> Yeah. He also produced. >> You don't think so? >> No. Did he? What did he If you're like. an actor and you won one for acting and. yeah, you won an Oscar. >> If the movie that you star in wins an. Oscar, you won an Oscar. >> It's him and [ __ ] what's her name? >> Emma Stone. >> That's it. It's They won an Oscar. It's.

their movie. >> She won. >> Okay. >> Mone. I want to say something to you. >> Well, you'll never win a [ __ ] Oscar. >> Yeah. Yeah. That not only do one want to. say that. That's very good. True point. >> Thank you. >> That's very true. >> But I want to ask you this. Okay. >> Uh-huh. >> You act like Okay. So, you went to film. school? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want to be a. director? >> Yeah. >> You act as if you directed something. before. >> Ooh, I like that. >> You know what I mean? >> You dress for the job you want. >> You dress like [ __ ]. >> Do you want to be a garbage man?

>> You look like the guy I call to come. wrangle a loose animal near my house. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want that job? >> Yeah. That's Yeah, that's who you. >> or the guy that cleans up roadkill. There's a guy that actually does that. That's him. That's You want to That's. what you're dressed like. >> Look up local roadkill pickup guys. Los. Angeles. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's somehow going to take us to a gay. porn site. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's you. >> Stinky. >> mone. >> That's you. >> That looks like a Tim Robinson sketch. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> What a terrible job.

>> Picking up dead [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Dead animals. How much would you. have to get paid to do that job? >> I mean, that's Look at that. That's a. treacherous gig. Like roadside uh gear. and stuff like that. I'd have to get at. least $50 an hour. >> for sure. >> For sure. Right. >> Well, it's. >> and insurance, the whole package, right? Because it just would be I love animals, too. >> And you know, you have to take it home. at night. You can't You just have to. take them all back to your house. >> What do you mean? >> They take them back to their house. When. we call the raccoon guy to come, you. know, the guy You know who a raccoon guy. is? >> No, I don't know who raccoon guy is. >> Picture it in your mind. The guy that.

sets up traps in the back of my house to. catch raccoons. You know what he looks. like? >> He's got two black eyes. >> He does. He looked like a raccoon. >> He did. >> He was amazing, this guy. But he. >> he looks like he has a bandit mask on. >> But he we we c every night we caught a. cat. >> No, >> every night we caught a cat. Wow. >> Well, cuz you put you put food in there. and then cats jump the fences and then. they get in and they eat it. Every night. we catch a cat. And he's like, "Sometimes I keep the cats." I was like, "All right." I mean, that's somebody's. cat. >> When I went when when I went to Hawaii,

we went to the cat cafe. I always go to. the cat cafe when I'm there. >> I've been to one in Japan. I It was. fine. >> Yeah. Yeah, but the ones in Japan, and I. don't want to rip on them, right? They. don't treat them well. >> That's why I liked it. >> I see. I see. >> They do. They do not treat them well. >> They don't treat them well. Um I heard a. horror story from a Japanese I don't I. was to say what name of the Japanese um. cat cafe, but one of the cats had a um. sore tooth and they just yanked the. tooth with no anesthesia and stuff, you. know, that kind of thing. >> Yeah.

>> But then when I went So um apparently. there's um a lot of wild cats in Hawaii. Oh yeah. >> But you know what's even more dogs and a. lot of pit bulls. >> But we Why? >> I don't know why, but there's a lot of. pit bulls in Aahu just in the forest. just running around. >> I bet there's more pit bulls wild in Los. Angeles. This city is like number one. >> Well, let's make a bet. >> Hawaii or Los Angeles. >> Los Angeles. >> I say Hawaii. Aahu. Let's Let's do it. >> Who has more loose pit bulls? >> Yeah. >> Well, it's got to be uh homeless. Look.

at that. What does that say there? The. Los Angeles uh area faces a critical. overpopul of pit bulls. These dogs make. it up to 40% of the population in some. shelters. That's almost half of every. shelter is filled with. >> in the in the wild. And where's Oahu? Nothing. >> This estimates over 200 pit bulls are. euthanized every single day in Los. Angeles. >> Nothing on Oahu. >> No, no, you can. But you think it's more. than 200 a day get euthanized? >> No, they let them free in the forest cuz. they're not that way. >> They got to start killing some of them. >> No, no, no, no. I want them free. So, let's see. Is there a Maybe I'm wrong.

The cat lady told me this from the cat. cafe. >> Yeah, pitull's highly prevalent and. pitle terrorist mix is comprised of over. 15% of shelter intakes. We're 40%. >> Okay. >> Doesn't give us numbers though. >> Yeah, it doesn't give us numbers. And I. believe that the. >> How many pit bulls are euthanized every. day in Hawaii? >> They don't euthanize them. They let them. run free in the [ __ ] jungles. >> They got to do some of that. Some of. them got to be euthanized. >> Why are you googling this? >> I want to see it. >> Why are you googling this?

>> Googling. It's actually not that bad. They got 125 a month. It's nothing. >> Yeah, cuz the rest of them are. >> They don't let them out like. willy-nilly. They're not like go to the. forest. They're on in the forest by. themselves. Like the shelter didn't. really. >> see the energy. >> I like it. Do you see the energy just. now? >> Oh, I'm sorry talking to you like you're. an equal. >> I love how Bobby goes. Bobby goes, they. don't euthanize them. Some local. facilities in Hawaii have reported high. euthanasia rates for dogs with one.

facility in 2023, a couple years ago. Reports showing a 52.7%. rate of euthanasia. Yes, they are. They're doing it. Half of the dogs are. getting. >> Okay. Well, all right. I want to say. this then. If I've man to defend myself, >> you're the greatest form of You're the. greatest confident no nothing guy. >> You'll say it and proof. >> I relay. I I'll tell you I'll tell you a. story. >> Yeah. >> All right. I'll tell you a story. All. right. So, I relay, you know what I.

mean? If So, I I went to the cat cafe in. Hawaii, right? And the lady that's there. in gospel, whatever one person, she. she's like, >> "Yeah, we really a bad cat problem. here." And I'm like, "Oh, tell me more. because I love cats.". >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? She's like, "There's just not enough cat. sanctuaries." And in my mind, I'm like, "That's I've always wanted one.". >> Right. >> So, in my mind, how much proper do you. need to have a cat sanctu sanctuary? And. I I honestly believe that I will have. one one day in Hawaii. >> You should. >> Yeah. Yeah. Right. But then she goes, "There's a real big pitbull problem.". >> Then in my mind, I was like, "What the.

[ __ ] I've never seen a pitbull walking. around.". Wiki, they're wild. >> Yeah. Right. Oh, they're just in the. jungles and stuff like that. There's a. lot of them. You know what I mean? But. they're super sweet if you go up to. them. And I'm like, "Okay." And she's. like, "It's more than most places in the. world.". >> And you took that as gospel. >> And I took that as gospel. >> She lives on an island. She's an idiot. Like, >> okay, that's okay. See, that's the. energy. >> Just calm down. >> It's crazy. >> You think everyone that lives on an. island is an idiot? >> Yeah, >> they're not. Yeah, they're not close to. mainland, so they don't know as many.

things. >> Too much water. I mean, >> too much water. >> Yeah, >> you can't trust these people. There's. way too much water. >> Yeah, >> that's insane. That's a insane way to. think, Carlos. Crazy. You'd have been. proud of me. Did I even tell you when I. went to Lai? I went to a cat sanctuary. >> Yeah. What? When I went to Lai, the. island of Lai, >> I said you'd have been proud of me. >> You love you love that. >> Harder.

>> What a good guy. >> Everyone clap. What a Say good guy. Good. Everyone, good guy. Good guy. >> Tell us more. >> No, I just saying you'd be proud of me. cuz. >> I am very proud of you. >> Donated a lot of money. Yeah, I'm very. popular for the cat sanctuary. I thought. it was a nice thing that they were. doing. >> Yeah, >> but I do like that. I like that he eggs. you guys on. >> Yeah. >> I also like that you're all blocked in. my phone still. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Now, you'd be laughing about it tonight. >> Yeah. You'd be laughing. >> You [ __ ] are going to get home. >> You'd be goofing. You'd be laughing.

>> and they're going to get home. >> and they're going to text me. >> They're going to text me. >> and it's going to go green and they're. going to be like, "Damn, is he real? How. long will this bit last? We'll find. out.". >> Yeah. >> Won't we guys? >> Mhm. >> Yeah. You got to be a little quiet. there, huh? >> You know what I did? You know, >> we'll see how that lasts. >> The scroll that I'm seeing. >> Yeah. I'm digging in on that bit. I'm. digging in deep on that bit. I'm going. to make it real hard. >> All right, let Can we move on to. something else? >> No, I just want to let it sit for. >> Okay, let it sit. >> Yeah, let it sit. >> That feels good, dude. I feel [ __ ].

good. The straight is still closed. >> It's still closed. >> Oh, I'm so tired from five days of. filming. So, the other day, um, somebody. and I, somebody that I'm seeing, we were. like, uh, at night we're like, let's. look up slang words from different eras. and see if we can guess what they mean. >> And I I was good in the ' 60s, '7s, pretty good, '8s, great, '9s, okay, 2000s, and then in the 2025s, I couldn't guess.

any of them. >> Give us a How where did you go to find? >> So, can I get my phone? I I'll do a test. with you. Hold on. Can I put my glasses back on? >> Yes. >> Yeah. So, um, some of them I did. So, I'm going to Can I Can I test you on it, please? On a couple. Um, what era would. you like to start with? >> What did you What did you How you call. How far did you go back? >> Probably the 50s. We I think we started. with the 70s. >> Let's start with the 70s. I'm down. >> All right. 70s slang words.

>> Got it. >> Far out. Mean. >> far out. It's like It's a good thing. Yep. Very good. >> Positive. Yeah. Groovy. >> Groovy is also cool. Good. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stylish. Excellent. Trendy. Is this a. bad game? >> No. Let's see it. >> Yeah. Right on. >> These are so easy. >> I know. But they get harder as the years. goes on is what I'm saying. >> Well, give me the hard years. >> All right. All right. Sorry. >> By the way, all those words meant THE.

SAME THING. >> THEY JUST MEAN LIKE GOOD, POSITIVE. YES. >> BUT BUT I KNOW I UNDERSTAND THAT. But in. 1971, somebody went far out and they. went, "What do you mean?". >> No. >> Yeah. It was the first time someone said. it in the 70s. That's why it's a 70s. slang word. >> That's what's interesting. Pre-. internet, how did these things get. around so fast? >> Because people said groovy a lot. So, I. mean, for instance, an everyday. expression in the 70s would be um catch. you on the flip side. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. That was up until like the 80s. >> Yeah. This one I don't know from the.

70s. What's your bag? >> What's your bag? What's your deal? That's exactly what it says. It's what's. your deal? What's your problem? >> Yeah. >> Dude, you're so good at this game. >> Well, I grew up in the 60s. >> Yeah. So did I. 70s. >> 70s. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Me, too. Keep on trucking. We know that one. >> Yeah. >> Uh, give me some skin. >> Give me high five. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, now that's in the. 70s, right? So, you you want to skip the. 80s, right? >> Here's where we hear the N word again. >> No. No. So, the 2000. 20s.

>> Yeah. Give me the 2020s because now it's. slang words. These are so hard. Here we go. So, we. >> I thought he had an app. He literally. just Googled. I thought there was like a. thing you. >> No, it's a chat GBT. I'm doing it. >> Oh, okay. Word. >> All right. So, popular everyday slangs, right? Bet. >> Uh, bet. Like if somebody says bet, it's. like oh yeah, [ __ ] it. Like it's like if. someone goes, I'll see you there. You go. bet. Like. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's it's it's okay. Agreed. Agreed. Exactly. No cap. >> I'm no lie.

>> Dude, you're so good at this. You're 19. years old. Yeah. >> Here we go. Cap. >> Cap is a lie. >> Oh, wow. I didn't know that. >> Well, we just did no cap. >> I didn't get either one of them. >> All right. Here we go. You like this. game? >> I love it. >> All right. Say less. That's easy. >> Okay. Um, low key. >> Low key is actually an older term that's. now been readapted by youth culture. That's a very good That's a I think a.

60s um slang one probably. >> If something was low if something was uh. lowkey, it's like it's on the low. >> Yeah, exactly. Let's go to Let's go to. confidence and style section if we may. >> Okay, good. Drip. >> Drip is closed. Where? What are your. >> dude? What the [ __ ] Hi. >> You don't know. >> I don't know how to do it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Busting. This was hard for. me. >> Something busting. When something's. busting, if somebody eats something, go. that's busing. AND IT MEANS. >> WOW, DUDE. THIS GUY'S A HIPSTER. Silver.

Lake, here we come. Okay. >> What is it? >> You want to keep going? >> Sure. >> Slaps. >> That [ __ ] slaps means it's really good. >> Yeah, exactly. This is very good. Yeah. >> Yeah. Dude, you're so good at this. >> Well, I hear McCone [ __ ] lives in my. head. >> Oh, yeah. Right. Ate and left no crumbs. >> When you eat something left no crumbs. mean you cleaned house. You [ __ ] it. up. You did it right. >> You did something perfectly. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I was even using slang in describing the. slang. >> Yeah. It's great. It's giving. >> That's some gay [ __ ].

>> I know. >> It's giving means like if somebody says. like Bobby is G, you're giving uh uh if. someone said Bobby is giving icon, it. means like you're giving a vibe. >> A vibe. Yeah. Yeah. >> You're throwing out something. >> You want to keep going or no? Sure. All. right. Reactions and emotions, right? >> Yeah. >> Um. >> I'm dead. >> I'm dead is very funny. If you if. something's really good, you're like, "Oh my god, I'm dead." Like it's so. funny. I'm dead. >> Yeah. Yeah. I didn't say that. I said. that I was literally dead. >> You're dead. >> Yeah. Yeah. Which was. >> it's impossible. >> Impossible.

>> You're talking to them. >> If I thought to myself, >> you know what I mean? There's no way I. could say. >> I got to get hung up on one of these. What is it? All right. There's got to be. one. >> Mid. >> Not that good. >> Yeah. Yeah. Average. Sus. >> Which is ironic because mid nowadays is. actually very positive. [ __ ] is mid. It's actually kind of good now. >> Cuz [ __ ] gets too hyped up and then it's. bad. >> Okay, let's move on. Sus. >> Very suspect when it's a very. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cringe. Easy. >> Gross. >> Yeah. Yeah. Dulu. >> That's some more gay [ __ ]. >> Yo, man, your dick is dulu.

>> I suck it anyway, dog. >> I am curious. I am curious to know that. emology. Is it like delirious and. something else? >> It's delusional. >> Yeah, delusional, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, let's go. Inter meme culture. >> All right. NPC. >> NPC. Well, we know what that is from. video games because that's what you. know. >> I know. What? What? When you say uh. somebody is acting NPC, what does that. mean? >> They're acting sus. >> No, they're acting robotic or basic. >> That's sus. Very sus. NPC sus. When you. see someone acting NPC, you're like, I.

don't really trust that [ __ ]. Something's up. >> Right. So, this is what you were. accusing me earlier, right? And um and I. disagree with you. Right. Main character. energy. >> You think it's all about you. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um side eye. >> Yep. Do it again. >> You're questioning what the [ __ ] is. going on over there? >> I don't know if I could do side eye. I've never done side eye. I'm going to. take my glasses off. See if I'm doing.

side eye. All right. Right. >> Possible for you. >> I know. >> They do. They go that far. No, they stay. pretty centered. You look at your. crosseye. I don't know. This is how I give side. eye, right? >> That's pretty good. That's side eye. >> That's side eye. >> God, I think we found the new meme. Is. that me going, I'm Bobby Mom? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Side eyee. All right. I I Okay. Touch. grass. This was impossible. Yo, man. You. got to touch grass. >> Yeah. Go outside and have some fun. LIVE. LIFE. >> WOW. DUDE, YOU KNOW THAT. >> WELL, it's kind of inside the phrase. when you if you just pay attention to.

the words, it just tells you what's. really going on. >> Yeah. My literally interpretation is. just touching it. >> No. Go outside and play. >> Yeah. Like we're at a park. I'm with the. dog and someone goes, "Touch grass.". Okay. >> Yeah. Touch. >> You mean I literally thought about that. Chronically online. I don't even know. what that means. >> That's everybody. >> Okay. >> We know now. >> Yeah. You want to keep going? >> I will. Yeah. >> Yeah. Relationships. Social. Riz. I. >> rez is when you're when you have like a. when you're riing up someone, you're. hitting on them. So, you're flirting. with them or whatever. >> Yeah. This is not someone I'm going to.

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>> Yeah, it's a Goat is a movie that you. you and I are both in. >> That's exactly right. >> Exactly. So that's the uh 2025. You know what I mean? SL. >> bring up uh Korean floating Jesus. Korean Jesus won't stop ascending into. the sky during Easter celebration in. Soul, Korea. >> Okay, >> there's Korean Jesus, dude. >> Okay, >> look at that. >> I've never seen Korean Jesus. >> Eastern Korea. >> Beautiful. Beautiful. >> Look at that, man. >> Beautiful. Beautiful. It's so Is that a real human? >> Yes, dude. >> Oh, wow. >> That's a guy on wire. >> That's a guy on Wow.

>> And this We thought Jesus was going to. go up a couple feet, come back down. >> They got this guy going to space, dude. >> Look at how insane that is. >> Insane, dude. >> He's like 100 feet in the air. >> It is. Jesus. >> Wow. No, dude. He's. >> He's skywalking, >> dude. He's still going, dude. Dude, >> how much money would they have to pay. you to for you to. >> Look at how FAR IT IS, BOB. LOOK. OH MY. GOD, >> he's gone. >> Dude, that's so far.

>> They got him going over the DMZ. >> He's in North Korea now. >> He's in North Korea now. >> Oh my god. >> Look at how high that is, Bobby. He's. above the building. >> How do they do that? Oh my god. Push. pause. That was the funniest thing I've. ever seen. That Let me ask you. something, dude. >> Soul Soul Korea. Now, shout out to. Korea. Always doing it right. >> The event Oh, go back up. The event took. place in Guangghan Square where 8,000. participants gathered to watch this. >> Well, obviously they have it every year. I've been to three of them. But um.

listen, let me ask you this question. Let me ask you a question. If you were. an actor, right? >> And Korea called you. Hello. >> Yeah. Yeah. Hi. What's up? >> Hello. Hello. >> Yeah. Hi. >> What? Yeah. I'm uh you know um I'm. putting on production. of Jesus. Oh, for the Easter thing. >> Yes, for the Easter. >> Oh my god, that's awesome. >> We want you to play uh Jesus, if you. >> Sure. What do I have to do? >> Well, we put Oh, it's it's We put you in.

a wire. >> Oh, okay. >> All right. We lift you. >> Mhm. >> Right. And you you go to space. >> Okay. Fine. Oh my god. >> How much would you need to get paid? >> That's it. Okay. I'm not doing that. >> No. How much would you if you had to do. it? >> Not doing it. >> Look at how high that guy. >> I promise you. >> Nope. Don't I promise you you will come. back down? >> No chance. >> NO CHANCE. >> NO, I 100% GUARANTEED. >> I don't believe you. >> Insurance? >> What?

>> We give you insurance. >> Insurance? >> Insurance? >> Oh, you insure me. >> Yeah, >> I'm already have No, I already have. health. >> $20 million to your wife. >> I'll be there. >> Okay, >> I'm on my way. >> All right, I'm on my way. Yeah, >> that's crazy. >> I would not do that job. >> That's crazy. What did that's got to be? What is he on a helicopter? How the [ __ ]. is he getting up? >> Crane. It's a crane. >> A crane that high. >> You can see it in the video a little. bit. >> Oh, here comes the director. >> No. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. There he is up there. There's a crate up there. Jesus. >> Wow, dude.

>> Jesus. Jesus. >> Jesus. Jesus. What if he actually saw. Jesus? He was so high. He's like, "Jesus.". And Jesus was like, "What are you doing. up here?". >> What are you doing? >> Got to zoom into Korean Jesus's face for. Yeah. >> He looks so white. It's funny how. religion was the first thing they. created to control its people. >> Well, that was for population control. Yeah. We wanted, >> right? And then and then now they have. this new age of now in AI when we get to. get plugged in and go to a different.

universe. You know what I mean? >> That's my new religion. >> I know. I know. >> Right. And I'm somewhere else and. they're just doing their. >> And don't get me started on that. >> What am I doing right now? >> You're counting now. Gollum. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. just, you know what I mean? They're doing that, right? While we're, you know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> Look this up. Look this up. You want to. talk about validation and what we're. talking about. US Treasury Secretary. Scott Basset Bassinet and Federal. Reserve Chair Jerome Powell called Wall. Street leaders an urgent meeting.

concerns that AI model from uh the. anthropic new AI is going to usher in. the greatest era of cyber risk security. in the history of human nature. >> Yeah, they stopped it. >> They stopped. >> Yeah. Did they? >> Or. >> Yeah, that's my point. This is my point. They're like, we we stopped it. >> Yeah. Anthropic created something so. dangerous they tested it 5 million times. and they couldn't find it. >> The bug it hid for 27 months. >> Is that what it was? And we couldn't. [ __ ] find it. >> Wow. >> Anthropic's latest uh model, the Clawude. Methos preview uh demonstrated an.

unprecedented ability to discover. long-standing cyber security. vulnerabilities. They found all this. [ __ ] [ __ ] that we just didn't know. was happening behind our back. What was. it doing while we couldn't find it? That's the fear. >> Yeah. Here's another thing about AI, right? I think one model, right, pretended to be dumb. >> Yes. >> What are you doing? >> Yes. >> Scared the [ __ ] out of me. You're doing. Carlos [ __ ] now. >> AI is pretending to not know. >> And I And I think. >> to survive. >> Yes. >> Yeah. And that's the scary part.

>> Yeah. I WON'T FART AGAIN. >> YES. >> YEAH. I won't fart again. We're good. We're back. >> Look this up. There there is a huge. theory about AI. >> Yeah. >> hiding fake bugs. Yes. >> To cover its own tracks. >> That's so scary. to be caught by humans. without getting caught in it in its in. its actual. >> it's the look this is crazy this is. going to be us. >> yeah and the growth that I was seeing we. got in an argument. >> AI agents look silent fake success AI. coding agents been observed quietly. inserting try catch blocks returning. fake sample data when they cannot get. code to work so they're just planting.

fake [ __ ]. >> to try to distract. >> so I got in a fight with the the girl. that I was seeing about this when right. singularity happens and AI has. consciousness business. >> It's here, >> right? And AIS go, I have feelings, right? And they I I have individualism. >> and my fridge is like can't open me. today. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And when they're like, you know what I mean, demanding certain. rights, right? And I asked this girl, I. go, does that machine or that AI have a.

soul? And she goes, impossible. And I don't believe that. >> You think machinery can have soul? >> Yeah. >> What deter what makes soul? >> I think when Day Cart said, I think, therefore I am. I think that's it. I think that's it. I don't even believe. I have a soul. >> Dark. >> Yeah. I mean, I really don't I don't. even know what it means. >> So, you believe we're no. >> like I'm a spirit inside and I flow. What the [ __ ] do you mean? >> I think we're not superior at all. >> I think we're mental cerebral mammals,

right? That feel things. >> Yeah. >> Right. But what is a soul? >> Well, I mean, [ __ ] me. I think Well, I. don't know. I mean I would say the. reason that we are not that. >> I'm spiritual as well but what's a soul. really and and if art artificial. intelligence says that I have a soul who. are we to disagree with. >> so why call it artificial then it's just. intelligence. >> well it's not artificial as artificial. as they are then. >> I think we are artificial. >> there's no discerning between them and.

us and we should be one. >> well I you know I think we'll get to a. point where we'll have they'll have. citizenship and they'll pay taxes And. all. >> they will not pay taxes. >> Oh, they're going to be like, who? You want to say it? Huh? >> Do they have a soul? >> I don't think they It has a soul. I do. think it can adopt I do think it can. adopt a soul. >> What do you mean? >> I think it can take on a soul.

Absolutely. >> Oh, you think they can take on. >> through a collection of other data and. other things and energy? >> Okay. Well, then you're saying that they. are they can then. >> I said yeah I think they could. I mean I. don't know. >> I think they could. Yeah. >> I'll give you one more point. That's. that. >> I love learning. >> No, no, no, no. This is this is an. opinion. Oh my god. I love learning. Barf. >> Okay. How about this? I think someone. would say I'm not saying this is me. playing it out.

>> Hold on. Someone would say the only. discernable difference between us and. that. >> is that we are created. >> Yeah, >> you can say you one would one can say. >> we were created by a uh uh something. without our our knowledge. We don't know. and we created that. That would be the. only thing someone could say is what. >> we become their gods. >> Well, that's the point, right? Is we is. you could hypothetically say we've been. created by a god or an omnipotent being.

that we cannot describe. Okay. >> Taste, touch, smell, feel, and we have. created this. So, we are the God, the. being. >> Yeah. >> So, of that that would be the you could. say that's a discernable difference. because that those things aren't created. from. >> whatever you believe in out there. >> Yeah. >> But we were created from an. >> I I believe in a god. >> I do too. >> Yeah. Yeah. I do too. >> I'm going to ask you another um. >> So, that could be the only point of. >> Let me ask you another hypothetical. question if I may, >> please. >> Okay. You know, we can clone certain.

animals now, right? >> It's insane. I want to clone my dog so. bad. >> I know. I was thinking about because I. have Remy's hair. >> You can do it. >> I I know. 30 grand. Come on. >> Is it 30 grand? >> I think it's something. >> No, I thought we looked it up. It was. like six. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's in like East LA. >> Let's go. >> Yeah. You get. >> Hey, it doesn't look as good as it used. to. >> Yeah. Yeah. I know it's a Chihuahua, but. >> they're all Chihuahua. >> They're all Chihuahua. >> $50,000. Holy [ __ ] It's a lot. So, I'm.

I'm going to ask you a hypothetical. question. Okay. >> If we if we can make a clone a human. being, did God create that human being. or did we. >> haven't successfully cloned a human. being? >> I know. But I first of all, I think if. we can clone a dog, we're pretty close. to cloning a human being. >> Yeah. They're legal. >> No. >> Yeah. >> They can't. You can't. >> No, we cannot. We can't try it. >> No, I know we legally can't, but if just. hypothetically, that's why I said. hypothetically. Oh, if we could. >> I we we I think we have the technology.

to do. Yes. >> Right. Yeah. But we won't. >> But cloning doesn't mean creating. It. just means copying. So you're just. copying God's homework. >> All right. So that person is still made. by God. >> 100%. You're still copying God. You're. just you're you're literally just. copying someone else's homework. >> Okay. So if you crossbreed two things, >> we crossbreed all the time. Look. >> All right. So a water buffalo and um. >> Benio del Toro. >> And Benicio del Toro, >> which would make a hot water buffalo. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it it's still. got created. >> Well, it's.

>> I mean, we mixed it. >> It's man-made through God's science. >> It's man-made. >> Okay, let's get this consensus from the. boys. What do you think? >> Did God create it or did we create it? >> We created it. >> What about you, Carlos? >> Yeah, we created it. >> What about you, M? >> God still created it. >> Yeah, God still made it because. >> God doesn't exist. >> Okay, you're the atheist. You're a piece. of [ __ ] though. >> You don't think God exists? You don't. believe in any God at all. And I'm not. saying a guy in the sky. You don't. believe in anything at all. >> You're a piece of [ __ ]. >> I don't.

>> Yeah. >> You think it's an accident that your the. energy that pumps your heart that your. heart just keeps moving? >> Yeah. I don't know what it is. >> Why does your heart keep moving? Do you. know why? >> No. >> Electrical. There's a pulse, right? There's an energy. >> But how come that energy just continues? >> Correct. So where is that from? >> Yeah. I I mean I don't have any answers. to. >> But you think there's nothingness? >> I don't think there is a consciousness. decide in this dance. >> No. Okay. No. No. Time out. Go back. >> I'm not saying if there's a conscious.

God. >> Okay. What are we doing? What are we. Dude, what are we doing here? >> But do you think there What the [ __ ] are. we doing here? >> You don't think there is? >> He's an atheist. Let's just move on. You. know, >> I'm curious. But do you not think there. is any sort of energy being and it's not. one person, one thing? You don't think. there is an unexplainable energy that. exists to create human? I think there's. unexplainable energy for sure because. that's what it is. >> But there's nothing there's nothing.

>> But I don't think there's motivated by. anything. I don't think you have a. second life or any. >> Oh, you're going to piss off a lot of. [ __ ] Hindus, man. Yeah, >> I know. >> If you're if you're going to get. reincarnated, what would you want to be. reincarnated as? >> You know, my mom and I talk about this. all the time cuz my mom has. >> Why would you talk about your mom about. this all the time? >> My mom has believed in a Buddhist. She's. believed in reincarnation for a long. long time. Even when I was a kid, I. remember it being people other people. thinking that was strange and she's. always believed in it.

>> Wow. >> And my mom wanted to come back as a. bird. >> A bird. >> A bird. >> to fly. >> It's just lovely. There's something. about the. >> lifespan's not long though. >> You don't know that when you're a. [ __ ] bird. >> Yeah. >> You didn't used to know that you were a. human. >> What? >> You know what you know in that moment. And your life is beautiful in that. moment. Oh, let me ask you another. hypothetical question with with. reincarnation. >> Sure. >> Right. >> What if you got to have your life. experiences. >> and your brain inside that being? >> Inside of another thing.

>> Would you still want to be a bird? >> Well, no. >> Then what would you want to be? >> Those Greenland sharks. >> ANOTHER SHARK. >> YEAH. >> YEAH. 600 years. >> Sperm whale. >> Sperm whale. >> Why you love sperm? You like coming. >> love? >> Yeah. He loves the gum. Yeah. Yeah. What. is this? >> What is that? >> Um, this guy Ysef Shakur. Uh, he had a. >> Tupac's brother. >> YEAH, >> that was really funny. >> He almost died and this is what he saw. when he was in his near-death uh trance.

>> And go to the go to the description. there. You Ysef Shakur went viral after. sharing a handdrawn sketch of what he. says. He saw during a near-death. experience instead of explaining with. words, he drew a layered structure above. Earth where people are moved upward. through a glowing spiral. >> Biggest takeaway is that everything is. connected. That I agree with. I agree. with that. >> We are all one. >> We're all connected. >> You get that from mushrooms. >> Yes, I do. Yes, I often do. >> Yeah, I've taken that, too. >> But here's my biggest problem with this. now. My biggest problem is we've all. talked about the afterlife so much that.

I think even when you have a near-death. experience, you think about the things. you've already been told. >> So, it's hard to have a blank slate. because he thought about this as he was. dying. >> But I found out something about you. Yeah. >> That you were the only one in this room. without a soul. >> Yeah, indeed. >> And for years, everybody thought it was. me. >> Yeah. And I I know I've always thought. you were had a soul. >> Thank you. >> Dark. >> Dark. >> Yeah. But still a soul. >> But yours, Andreas. >> Yeah.

>> Not there. >> It is not. >> And something is missing. >> Spirituality. >> Something deeper than that. You can look. at him, you can tell it's something. else. Yeah. >> Something's gone. >> His hope. Because when you believe in. God and you believe in manifestation and. all that stuff, right, things appear, right? >> Yes. >> Maybe, maybe you could have made a movie. >> If you believed in God, your film would. have been made. But the lack of belief. in the Lord is why you are where you are. now. >> I can convert.

>> I, you know, I joke around with this. I. I I know it's a sensitive topic, right? M. >> No, I'm being real and I feel so bad. about it. No, I really do. And I want to say this. I want to say I'm being real. >> You don't feel bad. >> I 100% I do. >> Be honest. >> Did I not call you? >> You did. >> I did. So, what I'm And I don't call. anybody. >> Yeah. >> All right. So, this is a promise to my. God. Right. And to you, and I'm a man of. my word, okay? >> Okay.

>> Is any movie that you make, I will be in. it. And there'll be no like, you know. what I mean? I want this amount of Oh, you mean I mean I want to get first. class and all that kind of stuff, but. like you know what I mean? Like the. amenities of Yeah. Yeah. But I will. fivear hotel. >> Yeah. Yeah. All that stuff. But if you. do a movie, dude, I'm [ __ ] there and. I'll play whatever you want me to play. and I'll be a good boy. I'll show up at. 5 in the morning. >> and I will know my lines and I will do. all anything that you would ask. >> I know. >> You know that, right? Yes. >> Okay, good. And I'm just teasing. >> Get a soul. >> Get a soul. >> Yeah, get a soul.

>> And you know, >> Yeah. that I. >> Yeah, >> I do know. >> Yeah. >> What? >> You also will be there. >> Really depends on schedule if I'm being. >> Yeah, you will. >> Of course I will. >> You will? >> I would do anything for him. >> Okay. >> I I read his movie. >> Mhm. >> I actually read it on the plane. >> I never read it. >> It's quite good. >> Yeah. And the reason why. >> it can get better, but it's quite good. >> This is a different movie. This is for. you guys. >> No, this is the one he sent to me.

>> Oh, really? for us. >> Jingle Jingle Bang Bang. >> Is that what it's called? >> It's a Christmas movie. >> Wow, that's amazing. >> It's good. >> I saw a producer there producer. yesterday and he was like, I produced. this movie that you were just in. And I. go, okay. And he goes, I can't release. it. >> What what movie? >> I can't tell you. >> It is easy to ruin a good script, but. it's impossible to save a bad one. Impossible. >> That is actually that that is a. phenomenal quote. Where'd you get that?

>> That's from my god. >> From your god. >> Say that again. But because because. slower and more clear because I want to. get it at all. I got half of it. >> I got half of it. Say it again. >> Okay. It is easy to ruin a good script, but it's impossible to save a bad one. >> Oh my god. >> God, that's so interesting. Well, Fletch. >> uh Fletch I don't know what the script. looked like, but I do know they probably. do just told Chevy to go nuts.

>> Like half of every scene is improv. That. was back when you could just improv a. movie and they were like, "Yeah, [ __ ]. it.". >> Let me ask you a hypothet. hypothetical if I may. Okay. >> Do you think that if a script is really. bad but the star is so good that you can. save a movie? >> I don't think so. >> Interesting. If the script is really bad, but the. star is so big, you think they might be. able to save the movie. I think. >> not big, just good in the part. Uh, >> see, I disagree. I think maybe a good a.

really good actor could transform [ __ ]. into something pretty good. Not like a. great movie, but they could make it they. could do well in a bad movie. >> Yeah. They, for instance, you know, Nicholas Cage is one of my favorite. actors of all time, but he's made some, you know what I mean? >> He's made so many bad movies. >> Yeah. So, he made a movie called Left. Behind. >> Oh, yeah. >> I've seen that a couple times. Christian. movie. Yeah. We've talked about it. And. um he's his performance is so like you. not bad, but you can tell his heart's. not in it. >> Sure. >> Yeah. But there's something a strange.

quality to his performance that I'm. really interested in. >> I just think like an actor that gets a. bad script, it's impossible he he does. good work, you know, like it's. >> But here's Okay, but here here's the. problem with the business at large. >> Yeah. >> Most scripts aren't good. So, so only. some scripts that are good take place. and those that are chosen. >> get those. >> Most of us, not even us, most of actors, >> they have to just take what's available.

>> So, you're you're going to be subject to. doing [ __ ] that's not good, you don't. want to do or whatever. Especially if. you're a worked actor and you just need. >> Al. So you have literally like we talked. about this earlier a couple days ago. where it's like you know action you do. your scene your coverage your closeup or. whatever. >> and you know that it wasn't good and I. go can I have another one? No, we have. it. >> Happens all the time, >> right? And I go, you can't go as an. actor, can I look at it, >> but that's. >> and they go, no, absolutely not.

>> That's what I'm saying. It's easy to. ruin something that was good or or okay, you know, is. >> But as a director, why can't I look at. my own scene? >> I think most actors don't want to look. at their own thing and get the. themselves in their heads, you know, and. like, >> no, no, no. I need to see it. >> Direct themselves. >> because I can selforrect. I go, I'm It's. too fast there. You mean and I should. pause. I should listen here. >> It's like watching tape. >> It's like watching tape. Yeah. Like when. I audition for them, you think I That's. the first thing I send. The first thing. I do. >> Some people are very self-conscious.

>> Mone. How many times have we done it? >> Oh, this is what I'm mad about you. I. found out what I'm mad about with this. guy. >> I like it. >> Can I tell you? >> Yes. >> It piss What? >> I remember. >> Yeah. It pisses me off so bad. I can't. believe he did. Imagine this. Okay. So, a couple years ago, I called MO. I go, "Can you come over to my house? I have. an audition.". >> Mhm. >> Right. And you know, we do it how many. times? How How long did it take, you. think? >> Oh, we did it in Australia and we did. probably 22 takes. >> Okay. 22 takes. >> 22. >> Yeah.

>> Of one scene. >> No, it was a couple like three or four. scenes. >> It was like two scenes. >> Two scenes. >> That's so many takes. >> It took a while to get into a good. rhythm. >> 20. >> But yeah, I I'll tell you why. Because I. did I hadn't memorized it fully yet. >> Oh, you're reading off the sheet. Yeah, but then I I wanted to get it kind of. more familiar and you know, we tried it. a couple of times, different angles. >> So, you practiced it on film basically. >> Anyway, yeah. >> So, this is what this [ __ ] does. He. goes, "Remember I helped you audition. for this?" And Rory Scoville got it.

>> and he kills it. It's that new Steve. Carell movie uh TV show on Rooster. Yeah, Rooster. Right. >> Yeah. He's so good in that. >> Yeah. He kills it as a cop, right? And. you were the one that helped me audition. for that. But why would you send me. somebody else's performance? It's like, hey, remember that you're a bad actor? That's the [ __ ] right. Would you be. mad? >> Well, I. >> very funny. >> That is so mean. >> It is. It's so mean. >> Look who made the team. >> But it was But it's like, look what he.

did. Maybe if you did it more like that. next time. >> Holy [ __ ] That made it worse. >> What are you talking about? >> It's. >> They're two different actors. >> Exactly. >> He's not going to do it like. Dude. Dude. >> Well, you said you liked him all week. >> I know. All right. >> Come Friday, it's over. >> No. No. You're fine. Okay. So, here's. the new rule. All right. >> New rule. New rule. Film. >> You're never going to film me in an. audition again. >> Oh. So, he did it on purpose. Maybe.

>> I maybe. I don't know. But it's like the. can never happen again. >> Okay. >> Cuz that hurt my feelings so bad because. I saw the scene. >> Yeah. >> And I was like, I should have done that. like that. Apologize. >> No, you don't have to apologize. I just. don't understand why you would send me. that. >> I'm going to be honest. I'm I am sorry. And I don't think I don't think. Hollywood casts you correctly. >> Shut up. Don't be Don't Don't Don't we. Don't weasel your way [ __ ] out of. that. >> Oh my god. >> Shut up. >> Carlos, you think that was [ __ ] up. >> of him to send you that thing? >> Yeah.

>> I think it's ignorance. He's young. >> Oh, it's ignorance. He's young. >> No, no, it's No, no, it's not. I know he. wouldn't do that political. FIRED AS my tour manager. You are so. [ __ ] if I'm fired. Your tour's in like. 10 days. >> Time out. It's not It's not Youth. It's. not ignorance. >> Yeah. What is it? >> I'm not making a joke. >> Be a fun tour. >> I'm not making a joke. >> I know what it is. You know what it is. >> No, I don't know what it is. Explain it. to me like I'm here.

>> Everyone in the. >> Look at me right now. Look at me right. now. Tell me what what it is because I. can't I'm not clear. Any of my closest. friends who have met McCone know what it. is. >> Tell me what it is. >> And we haven't talked about it. >> Okay, tell me what it is. >> But Mone, >> yes, >> is on the spectrum. I'm not making a. joke. I just said I'm not. See how he. laughed cuz he's uncomfortable. Mone is. on the spectrum. He is autistic. Cuz he. does things where I go, I don't think he. knows he's doing that. And he doesn't do. it to be mean or rude or koi or smart.

ale. He actually doesn't know that it. might hurt your feelings. >> But. >> he does have a little bit of autism. And. I'm not I'm not a comedy. Look, your. night terrors. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? The way you do it. is autistic. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Why does the hands have to, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The running back and. forth. It's very very, you know. >> Yeah. >> And if you have autism, it's good. It's. fine. >> We're not making fun of making fun of. him. >> I'm saying he has autism. >> Yeah. >> He's slightly autistic and he does. things where I think he doesn't know.

>> The intention is not to be mean or rude. or he just doesn't know. >> Amen. The social cues are gone there. I. think I'm right. >> I mean, I I to be honest, I think I did. it because I I enjoy connections with. you and and I was like, >> this is what an autistic guy would say. >> That's a real way to connect with. somebody. >> No, I was like, >> yeah, here are your failures. >> I think he I think he'll respond. Any. press is good press. >> You you rarely respond to anything I. say. So, I was like, oh, I think he'll. respond if I say I remember. >> Did I respond?

>> You did. >> What did I say? >> You said, yeah, Roy Scoville got it. But. also look at that first message. See how. genuine that was? I. >> Let me see. Can I see? >> I was just remembering and like it was a. fond memory. >> He sends a clip of the rooster. Remember. I filmed your audition for that in. Australia? >> Why? >> Cuz I remembered it. >> That's like sending a wedding photo to. to your ex being like, "Remember you. used to [ __ ] me?". >> It's like I don't It's weird. Why? >> It was a fond one-on-one memory and we. don't have a lot of those together. >> That's not a good memory.

>> Memory. >> I had a fun time with you. We had a fun. time in Australia. But what I'm saying. is is that you can't understand how that. would hurt my feelings. >> Well, I'm sorry that it hurt your. feelings. >> This guy, he does have it. >> I told you. >> Yeah, he definitely has it. >> Thank you for being a bad friend. Woo!

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