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happy New Year hey guys. hi Carlos hi Happy New Year's fancy. happy New Year yeah what a great 2022. insane yeah just oh I'm exhausted what. was your favorite uh episode this this. season. um I liked Halloween a lot I like Dahmer. Andrew and Korea and Elvis well I think. everybody knows what my favorite episode. was but uh what did you guys tell us. what your favorite episode was uh of the. season. because we're uh 2023.

today is a special day as you guys know. we took a little bit of a break. but I have rescue From the Vault an. episode that was discarded early this. year uh I had to do a little surgery on. it but uh you guys will let me know if. they if if you find it funny uh Andrew. and Bobby don't know that this is gonna. be out so hopefully we don't lose our. jobs after this yeah this was one that I. think was said not to be released.

exactly but we needed an episode and we. didn't want to have to record one real. fast with the guy so get mad that we. messed up so right we're just gonna put. this one out for y'all so hopefully well. you guys let us know what what do you. think at the end at the end of the. episode. what else is happening 2023 is here uh. big big announcements uh next week we. have one of our uh funniest episodes in. a long time uh special guest check it. out on on the ninth and then on the 10th. Andrews special is dropping cheeseburger.

it's really really funny we're really. excited for him. um. check it out on Netflix it's gonna be. awesome. and then February we start our pre. pre-tour pre-tour dates so we're gonna. be in Vancouver on February 16th at 8pm. and then we're going to uh Washington uh. so we're gonna be in Spokane and Seattle.

on 317th and 18th also at 8pm. uh this is gonna be exciting the first. time on the road of 2023 and then what. else is going on Carlos when are when. are we officially kicking kicking off. the March 2nd all right March 2nd we're. going on the road for a long time on a. bus Bobby last night asked me if we're. gonna fight the whole time he keeps. bringing that up I think he wants to. fight the whole time of course yeah. that's what he does exactly so we're.

gonna start in California on March 2nd. then we're going to Arizona then we're. making the big leap well first New. Mexico then Indianapolis Missouri. Oklahoma City maybe Texas three cities. there I'll let you guess which ones not. Austin New Orleans Alabama weirdly. enough North Carolina Virginia New. Jersey Baltimore Michigan Kentucky. Tennessee Georgia a bunch of cities in. Florida and then we're ending it in. April in San Diego California where. Bobby is from so as the dates get a.

hundred percent confirmed you guys can. go to wear. badfriendspod.com exactly and you you. can buy tickets now there for Vancouver. and and Seattle and Spokane and then. early you know like I would say like in. a couple weeks we'll have the dates. there for everything else. um. also this week is the last last week for. for this amazing Christmas merch have. you guys missed it go to. badfrenchmerch.com yeah you guys like.

the pictures we put on Instagram right. oh yeah we had a beautiful model come. and make and do that for us and yeah if. you want to be like Bradley. go to bad friends not Brad friends. merch.com badfriendsmerch.com right so. like this is the last week for that. merch then it's gonna be gone. um we're gonna have a special merch for. the tour too excited to present it soon. cool. um what else also 7x we're doing a lot. of like awesome things on sevenakis this.

year we're gonna start. um the year launching a new show so stay. tuned uh hopefully soon yeah it's gonna. be fun it's gonna be fun our super. successful uh educational course uh was. sold out in in 10 minutes so we're. opening five more thoughts uh for this. January so in in two weeks January 16 we. start so hurry up if you want to be a. part of that we're opening just five. slots and it'll be you know they'll be.

gone soon. and then we're gonna do more and bigger. things with that uh because we get an. overwhelming amount of emails and text. messages and DMS every day about this. stuff so we're planning big big big. things. um so anyway keep to keep tuned yeah. stay tuned stay tuned. and stay tuned thank you. um yeah thank you so much for for this.

amazing journey uh it's been almost. three years of bad friends uh we could. not be more excited to be a part of such. a good show you guys are the best. possible fans thank you for for. supporting us and yeah. um happy New Year hopefully your New. Year resolutions start uh start today. yeah Happy New Year. [Music].

we're bad friends. [Music]. [Laughter]. teach me some exercises Korean I have a. Korean I went to Korean acting school. yeah. that's it no every movie no no no these. are just you just I'm the teacher you. have to repeat after me okay yeah. no no no that's not it.

very good good. no no. chick yeah it's more like a CH very good. just to follow [ __ ]. [Applause]. oh it is yeah yeah oh it is [ __ ]. okay clink clink clink clink yeah if you. wanted to do it you had to confuse her.

you would have had to been like what. you just have to throw it in she threw. it in she wouldn't have known oh let's. try it again. no why don't we talk about you having. the worst night of your life last night. what happened I got out of a restaurant. what restaurant I went to Village Idiot. beautiful restaurant you don't know what. it is I've never heard of it I never. heard of it it's a bar on Melrose but. other idiots here yeah I was there. what street is it on marose uh I've. heard of it yeah it's nice but I went. there to go get to go get something to.

eat who are you with I need the details. Solo solo I was by myself you eat by. yourself. I went to do a spot at the well we can. get into all these I went to do a spot. at the comedy store at 8 40. you were. supposed to be right after me uh right. before me you didn't show up uh I. couldn't they were scrambled eggs they. were trying to figure out you were two. two people canceled people were mad you. and somebody I don't know I wasn't. paying attention but Emily told me they. were scrambled and because you guys. canceled and people were mad juicy yeah. take it away people kept coming I was. working a lot uh all night like oh I.

can't wait to see Bobby I wonder when. he's pulling in for real yep and then. you know oh Bobby canceled and then. someone from the main room goes man a. lot of people coming in were like I. can't wait to see Bobby I'm in from. Australia I can't wait to see Bobby you. wanna you wanna apologize to the other. people that flew I apologize from the. people from Australia okay what about. the guy that flew in from Florida no no. no what about the the new the New York. guy he flew from New York no. really Mexico yes Canada yes North. Mexico or South Mexico.

like but you know I mean we're the. resorty. like where we were yeah those ones I'll. apologize Cancun Cancun because it's way. on the tip yeah and Tulum. I love all those ones. no [ __ ] way no way TJ what happened. what happened you keep changing the. subject I'll lead him into it he called. me I was getting in my car I was. actually walking to my car and he called. or he was like call me and then he was. like oh God I can't.

I can't I can't act I I'm the worst. actor that that's ever lived I can't act. that's what you said isn't that and you. go. I don't know what to do and he does his. but when Bobby stutters it's because. he's having a panic attack. and he got nervous and he said that I. couldn't read the lines I couldn't read. any of the lines. okay let's let's show the clip let's see. what it looks like this is a clip from. this is Esther's movie no no you can't. show. when I'm [ __ ] up yeah we can.

thank you. how is Bobby. how's Bobby been a little grumpy who is. that girl that called you a little. grumpy she's a um. she works on the movie doesn't know the. job titles of anyone it's Bobby Lee so. um is she an A.D. yeah you know this is props.

so unique director. she's the director now she's. Bobby's doing Esther's movie which I. couldn't be a part of because I'm. filming the third season of Davey but. Bobby since you brought that up they did. offer you a part and let's just move on. you don't know you don't remember. anything from my phone call. name the first thing that we talked. about when we got on the phone you said. hello. you got me God damn yeah you said hello. you're good yeah and that's how you open. hands up anyway anywho do I look more.

Loose by the way I got a massage an hour. ago no and can I tell you how bad it was. still it was so bad it was so bad you. seem stiff yeah yeah you got to get that. yeah yeah yeah you want me to go to. harder I was like I was like loosen up. just a little bit yeah she was digging. her [ __ ] she must have had. Schwarzenegger forearms digging into my. [ __ ] neckline that when I've lifted. my head up from the oval pillow I. literally heard yeah she pushed so hard. I'm worse off now in Tokyo I had a lady. walked on my back see I know but then I.

had to be like a balanced like I had to. do a balancing thing oh oh your body. yourself yes I'm like it was it was like. American Ninja that the competition it's. a Core workout anyway have you ever had. a little Japanese girl walk on your back. not walk but I had this Thai massage. where she was like punching me and it. and she like she pulled me up that was. Jiu Jitsu class. that wasn't a massage she was like. crawling on the table and she did she. just like slam like punched my back and.

then she goes you're done and then I was. like what the [ __ ] just happened yeah. she thought it was Mortal Kombat finish. her you're done all right so can I just. go back to this thing yeah let's go back. all right so I'm gonna tell you what. happened first of all you're right. number one when I'm in a that state of. mind I don't know who else to call. right and you're one of the first guys I. called and not knowing that you were. going to expose me on this show yeah you. did no I didn't. okay that was a personal call would I. expose you if it was something serious.

it was serious last night no it wasn't. bothered oh my God we lost Carlos we. were laughing who the person that taped. that we were laughing our Carlos you and. I were laughing. were we not. when we were laughing on the phone no we. weren't when you were rereading hello. yeah oh yeah after hello. I remember now when we were rereading. lines and we were laughing because it. was funny okay so I'm gonna tell you. what happened yeah okay. so. um they so I'm a pharmacist in this.

movie okay and you know in my mind I'm. like the first three pages of the script. is me and Esther's character talking. right right. so I I just go oh Friday is my first. pharmacist day. obviously they're shooting. that scene. right I mean in my mind if it's the. first scene in the movie. you did you read the day out of days do.

you know what a day out of days yeah I. know what a day out of the day. what is it what did you not read the day. out of days he doesn't know what it is I. don't know what it was a day of the day. there's a sheet called day out of days. d-o-o-d a dude sheet you can have a dude. okay and AD will send you a dude sheet. literally breaking down what you're. shooting that day because I have a. different system. don't read the script don't know don't. know anything about what's going on that. day show up a little bit late from when. they told you to get there really and. then and then you're poking and then and. then yeah call Santino when you freak.

out because everything didn't go the way. that you thought do you want me to. continue or no did that happen or not no. okay go on because you don't know my. system. and then if I can make a joke I can't. wait to hear it oh you're so [ __ ] oh. [ __ ] you. so the system is this all right yeah. when I do any project I go just send me. all of it. without the script not the script not. the script no send me the props. send me all the lines all my sides all.

the lines are is the script that is. lines yeah okay so rewrote it send me. only my scenes send me my scenes on. [ __ ] email got it so no no you don't. want to know what the story is you just. want to know what you say in the story. even if I read it I don't understand it. I got it and I'm okay with that yeah. that's fine so anyway I'll read yours. yeah he's emailing me he's [ __ ] short. every [ __ ] day could you just extract. his parts from yours just my lines. anyway. so I I got all the signs which I think.

is a mistake and I I make the assumption. that there's obviously we're doing this. for a scene yeah so Thursday night I. worked the first three pages it's just. dialogue between me and Esther's. character right right. and around two in the morning I don't. know what it is I got another email I. saw another email and I just poked on it. and once I poked on it there was another. scene that have three pages of dialogue. and that was the scene I was doing the. next Friday yuck right the second thing. that happened was I don't know if you.

guys know this but I'm on medication get. out of town I didn't know that yeah I'm. on medication and all of there's a. country. um. um depletion of that so that you cares a. shortage. Ritalin all right so I haven't been on. for three days I haven't been on my any. medication thanks a lot China once again. [ __ ] the [ __ ] [ __ ] China dude yeah. first of all the chips and the cars now. Ritalin what's next China oh God damn. food clothes don't ever get a massage. before a [ __ ] podcast.

I know it really does the opposite. effect it's crazy and you know who. massaged me who a Chinese lady all right. anyway so so two in the morning I read. it right and I'm at somebody's house. oh you're not at the pharmacy no. Thursday night when I read the thing I'm. pretty much at somebody's house Elsa's. house. got it okay and so I'm reading it I'm. like and I start I go I gotta get out of. here I gotta get out wait wait we're. just Breeze right over here.

whose house. a friend of mine. your voice gets so high. who's. hot so anyway I read it I go what the. [ __ ] what did the house look like. it's an apartment I know yeah. we just move on how many rooms. one how many bathrooms one how many. animals none. what's the bedroom look like. it's it's like a Ikea showroom I love.

that I love that I love I love it uh. spotless in the bathroom uh the shower. curtain spotless curtain curtain the. owner's around 25. you say when you say owner the renter. the owner is in 65 year old Jewish guy. can we move on okay what was in this. person's fridge. oh um I know you look oat pudding. pudding overnight oats is that what you. mean no they're like these you know they. look like baby food and it's like this.

she offered it to me I ate one. and it's one of those things it does. look like a baby thing it's like a. plastic thing and it goes down there's. like a little nozzle were you guys. role-playing. with baby roping thanks mommy for the. [ __ ] cooking baby that's what I did. thank you just my little baby want your. mouth pretty yeah yeah because she. wanted on this little pee pee yeah cause. mommy need to clean up putting off your. little pee pee.

so I rush home right and my call times. at like seven in the morning bib's still. on seven in the morning what bib's still. on pacifier I gotta get home. so anyway. um. seven more I show up and I I'm like. frantically reading these three it's. like every other line and they're chunky. line it's you know can you do any of. them right now no damn that stinks this.

sucks I show up and I go thank. God the first scene wasn't that scene. right it was with um the guy that sees. dead people he was in it. uh uh Haley Joel Osprey yes played golf. against him good nice guy great really. nice nice guy super sweet we talked for. a long time it was cool. and Brittany Furlong was there I love. her oh yeah yeah. and Below both of them and then. um the scene happened and um.

I show up and I just something happened. I was just there and I just got I. thought to myself. don't know any of it you don't remember. any of the lines like I just couldn't. because I I didn't sleep that well I'm. not on my medication I barely know the. [ __ ] script and then all of a sudden. like this is your first time first day. on a movie no and you're like you know. first impressions and I'm just like you. know everybody. yeah I know. I think which makes it worse I think.

well you know 50th Impressions they mean. something all right shut up your friends. are on the movie how are the people your. friends so and as soon as I opened my. mouth I was like oh this is gonna be a. nightmare well so you spiraled yourself. that was the problem I started spinning. yeah I mean and then I had to go to the. director and go. because another actor that I know that's. like pretty big I don't name his name he. told me this happened to him once it's a. little trick. so it's basically like just on your.

close-up. right yeah just feed me every line. I've seen people do that yeah where they. just I never I had never done that. before they line by line it yeah and. they just say that you know what I mean. and and even then. it was just so embarrassing like I was. so embarrassed and full of Shame yeah. you know what I mean and it's like like. I I've worked so much and this never. happens and so it's just got this new. panic and this new thing and it's like. and after all it was like it took. forever like eight or nine hours of.

sheer. Panic so on your side deadline by lined. it on the other person's side you just. read off the script to them yeah yeah. I've seen that after the movie I I. literally after because I also have. eight more days on it yeah that's a long. time and then Monday I have to do that. first thing that I worked on right it's. terrible so the movie's not terrible you. I was terrible no no not you it was what. was happening was bad never happened. before and I walked and this is what and. Esther was so laughing so I went to. every single person.

the grip you know what I mean people. that didn't work there I mean like the. security guy name some other positions. um craft service there you go yeah um. gaffer Gaffers yeah um sound Guy best. boy best boy literally walked up to me I. locked him I go this will never happen. again I'm so sorry the apology tour I. did the shame tour and then also. everyone started going two two because. of the Shane shame train so everyone's. going Bobby's doing the shame Train choo.

choo and I just kept going it was like. the sound of the engine is you crying. just. I mean it was like I and it's so hard to. admit that no it's not it's okay because. it happens to [ __ ] everybody you know. I've seen it happen but it's just like. it's still when you're going through it. it's weird it's like. it's sort of like a panic attack mixed. in with like this. fear it's really weird I I look people. don't understand what that's like it's. it's so hard it stinks it's out and it's.

like and it's like small uh it's like. you know privileged people problems but. it's like oh big deal but it also is. it's like it's hard on your mind I guess. what's weird is people that do. labor-intensive jobs like there was a. guy that was putting in [ __ ] rain. gutters at my house that's so [ __ ] uh. he's in the Sun and you know like he's. drilling these things he's got to clean. that thing it's labor intensive but that. he's exhausted physically from at the. end of the day when you do 15 hours on a. set your brain hurts you're mentally the.

drain it takes it's hard to explain. people go big deal you're like it does. [ __ ] with your head because you're up at. 4am and you rap at nine PM yeah and your. brain feels like five days went by. it's [ __ ] it's super hard there's also. this like it depends on what you're. doing but like even like last couple. weeks I did Sex in the City and even if. I don't have a lot to say. there's also this weird like because. you're in Manhattan and because it's. elevated almost it feels elevated. there's this.

pressure that happens totally and you're. walking like you're walking like it's. time right and you go okay and you start. walking and there's this weird pressure. yeah that happens and you don't feel. that podcasting you don't feel it doing. stand up. it's for me it only happens in that. that's why I do it I think well because. it's like the only thing that really. scares me or you know I mean it it. challenges me totally yeah but it's it's. hard man how's your poop schedule.

I've well because of Dave King you know. Dave King love. yeah Dave King was like you know he made. a joke. months ago he goes. I take. um Imodium AD before every meal so he. just doesn't get diarrhea. I mean seriously yeah he is that bad of. a stomach no but it was a joke and I. like in yesterday I'm thinking it's real. yeah but I started doing it it's real. too Bobby it's real to you yeah I'm like. oh that's a good idea yeah so I've been. taking Imodium AD before and haven't I.

didn't poop for like a week what is that. it stops diarrhea but when you don't. have a diary you don't poop you get. constipated but it's like a pill or. something it's made for. um diarrhea geriatric people. like like candy yeah so I stopped taking. it I've been pulling a lot it's good. okay good whenever I work on a show I. can't what's that I poop on every five. days I think this is what I got after. you because this is in the middle of the. nightmare that I was going through yeah. so I called this is you know this is a.

break go ahead. this piece of [ __ ] doesn't [ __ ] he's. fired. if you pick someone would be very nice. okay. he always runs to answer Santino's calls. he doesn't do mine and I always go to. [ __ ] voicemail are you serious yeah. hey why don't you say hey I'm not in I'm. not I'm not here please leave a message.

I have to do the [ __ ] number thing. and it's like also secondly if Andrew. Santino called. um you [ __ ] pick up right away. and also thirdly Sunday I ain't doing it. I ain't doing no bad friends Sunday. you know what I mean I gotta get rest. I'm shooting a real hot movie thing all. right so [ __ ] you I like it I'm just. listening I like how by the way I like. how you broke down what what you were. shooting you started in your mind I'm. shooting a real well it's I'm shooting. okay I'm doing a thing and I just can't.

I watch you collabs from a real big. movie to almost nothing. okay this is. shown I guess the shame train is still. going let's do it. now I'm going to Spain the Train's going. into Spain there it is. Barcelona welcome to Barcelona I make. the stop excuse me sir I apologize it's. a good oh no that was let me say.

something though. just a little bit Yeah you responded to. me at two in the morning so what that. was probably around six. so it that's how long it takes to get a. response I didn't realize you have. called me you you usually don't call me. he's a [ __ ] beautiful wife he has a. life the guy's got a life I get it out. of it he's not at a [ __ ] studio. apartment with some 26 year old getting. scripts in the middle of the night he's. got a beautiful life and a beautiful. wife he's a busy man.

[Laughter]. are you married in this movie Bill your. name's bill in the movie yeah yeah I'm. married in it yeah who is your wife in. it who is she I don't know they don't. have she's not in that oh then what's. that I say it in the script oh you say. my wife Cindy yeah oh Cindy yeah who. would you wish it was played by if it. was a real person. um. I'm being serious I'm being real. [Laughter]. I think it would be you know you know.

who I would love let's say it at the. same time on the count of three one two. three oh. I said Ali Juan yeah Aquafina came to. the store a couple nights ago were you. there that night no I would have loved. to see it and we we hunt and um Dasani. showed up last night by the way do you. know Dasani. gosh all these are really not Landing. today is it the casino in the water. company is another water but water. bottle company.

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you called me on my birthday when and. didn't say happy birthday oh no that. happened in Dave I watched it but it was. your dad yeah that's so sad my birthday. was October 16th you called me on my. birthday I must have said after hello I. must have said no I know for a fact. oh I'm gonna cry why are you gonna cry. it bothered me so much that you called. me on my birthday to talk to me watch. this here comes.

I went to Chicago. no no no you better Asian it up Asian it. up for me there it is. sorry I mean you put that sorry. feel better. I do somehow yeah thank you I don't know. why all right what do you use what do. you use to power that thing is it bamboo.

it's not cold no it's changed well the. band The pandas eat the bamboo it's the. panda doesn't do though I said Panda. driving there's no [ __ ] yeah it's. just their little feet like Flintstones. oh that's cute it's cute yeah you missed. my [ __ ] birthday I apologize no you. don't what kind of shoes are those these. are called The Fly ease yeah they're. like they're like Dad shoes almost or I. did get my dad a pair because those are. cool got a bad hip so you can like slip. them on and off your style can I maybe. talk about it we may yeah it's like from.

top to bottom it's interesting. I've never seen this put together in. that way yeah you have sort of like. Sherlock Home pants yeah right you have. Dad's shoes on you have like a gray. turtleneck such high socks such high. socks the socks are very Carrot Top. they're all the way to your knees eh. yeah it's cold wow wow why why why all. the way up that's so hot I just have one. pair like this okay today you wear. perfume or no yeah I started wearing. perfume what kind um.

it's it's I philosophy my mom sent it to. me it's philosophy brand philosophy I. love philosophy I don't know what it is. it's like grapefruit or something yeah. they have I have philosophy um hand wash. oh it's nice yeah yeah it's nice it's. grapefruit with like an orange like. blood orange kind of flavor yeah I'm. trying yeah I'm trying to take better. care of my skin and what do you what do. you use Oak resin. I mean what do you smell I you always. smell like. I smell good yeah but not like there's.

no distinct like always smells you know. it's like I don't know what it is well. what is it. to me it's like a foresty. a natural Forest smell love yeah I never. smelled you Andrew but I could see I. could see that you know who he smells. like if you ever see The Hobbit not the. Lord of the Rings but The Hobbit there. was that one wizard that kind of you. know what I mean it keeps getting worse. it was in the like you know what I mean. slay do you remember that guy right and. then like you know he had a little Hut. that's what you smell like look that guy.

up what's his name yeah yeah that's who. you smell like show me who I smell like. I've never seen the Hobbit yeah it's. like this guy I've never seen any of us. the wizard he has a sleigh maybe do that. combination I got to see more of your. people's movies right show me The Hobbit. yeah yeah um I've seen Bobby sold them. so many times is that me that guy you. smell that yeah. you smell like that guy what if that guy. smells good yeah yeah yeah what is I. mean he probably doesn't smell bad you. know I mean he just doesn't smell human. almost.

so what do I what does Bobby smell like. one time in Shibuya in the Shibuya train. station I was getting I was getting a. Ramen Bowl yeah. and and uh they put like a black egg. you've seen black eggs they put black. hard-boiled eggs on top uh they're like. old Briny vinegar black eggs and I. flicked it off and I missed the trash. can and it burst on the ground in the. Shibuya train station and it was hot. steamy black egg Shibuya ground egg and.

the moment it hit my nostrils I thought. Bobby Lee I get it Bobby Lee yeah that's. you you could have just said egg or no. something about a black egg does. something different yeah vinegar dipped. egg does something to the soul yeah it. stunk like that's Century that looks. like my nuts that's a century yeah so. that's exactly what your balls are my. balls look just like that. there's yeah not in the inside. on the outside take two seconds because. I I have to show you that there is a guy.

on Tick Tock who who is like a food guy. like he eats he eats. um he tries different stuff that's like. years old. but he can't not gag every time he eats. it like imagine a food critic who can't. eat food that's kind of who this guy is. and this is him trying Batman cereal and. this something felt so wrong about this. and I'm so sorry for everybody watching. I must revive him this is awesome look. he's got a little back slot for his back. they were even giving away a Batman. nightlight.

it's not on that opportunity. there's definitely cereal in here. oh baby oh there's no roaches no roaches. no roaches no roaches please oh wow it's. definitely roach free and it looks. pretty good actually he's gonna eat that. yeah cereal they weren't lying about. that so hey I had this when I was a kid. my whole library books and I'm not mad. about it it's got something in here. though. what's this same 35 cents on Cookie. Crisp cereal and look it's the old. Cookie Crisp and no that's not doo-doo.

under my nails it's from the okay chill. don't forget the Bev never never. mind it smells like. oh wait this is great juicy gotta make. sure to get them nice and juicy what the. well wait what is that this one got a. little something on it this one got a. little something on it I don't know what. this little dark thing on there is but. it can't be Factory. all right Batman cereal let's give her a.

go. it's actually good I know I'm gagging it. tastes weird at first. I don't really know if I should be. swallowing that so that's kind of. creeping me out but it definitely tastes. sweet and it's crazy. it's delicious. dude watching this guy eat old [ __ ] oh.

that's what he does eat old cheese he. just eats random [ __ ] off the internet. and talks about it but I've watched a. bunch of videos he gags every [ __ ]. time right so he's like it's not bad you. just can't it's so funny that's a food. food show the network should do the Food. Network if they did a show or a guy who. just couldn't keep anything down had to. go try everything yeah I'd watch the. [ __ ] out of that I'd watch it so you had. the Batman cereal as a kid I had that I. remember in fact that Batman piggy bank. I had I had that that's a bad that's a.

piggy bank when the slot in the back but. back in the day was it a good cereal. what would it taste like it okay this. was a part of a time period that I don't. even know if they do this anymore they. probably do but they'll just take a. cereal that pre-exists that probably has. a Miss mold that looks like something. else and then just remold it and be like. Batman because Batman was popular so it. was made by General Mills because you. saw the Cookie Crisp sign I guarantee. you it was from the same mold as like uh. but I don't even know it was like Corn. Pops are one of those things it tasted.

exactly like some others ago that was. already on their line so right now if. you had to take two cereals dry cereals. at the grocery store that you could eat. for the rest of your life what are the. two I I know mine the two for the rest. of my life yeah go yours first then if. you know I would do uh Golden Grahams oh. love oh my [ __ ] [ __ ] God they're. so good you like Golden Grahams. I think I've ever had golden grass oh my. God you were missing out on life we have. to have a cereal to end Life cereal. pretty good too so we had a bit of a. cereal day here cinnamon life cinnamon. life is so good oh cinnamon live go [ __ ].

yourself I love it okay we have to have. cereal day here what about Cinnamon. Toast Crunch do you like that love that. so good so what's the other one your. first one is is is uh probably golden. grams and then cinnamon life and then I. like the one I forgot what it's called. but that where it's white on one side. it's a Frosted Mini Wheats I love. frosted they're so good they're so funny. I couldn't I wouldn't Peg you for a. Frosted Mini wheat guy you know why I. like it it absorbs all the juices. milk all the milk all that stuff what. else is in there just milk usually well. I've been because I'm lactose I use oat.

milk now but still it's delicious with. that it's still good I like oat milk all. milk's good pass okay. you what are you low-fat I take the cow. I I would if I didn't get diarrhea I do. heavy cream I don't even do milk all. right yeah it's like hard when I eat it. it's solid as a rock I put milk and tea. I will say that is huge that's a British. that's a cool oh dude let me say. something please in the [ __ ]. Philippines I understood you. I [ __ ] understand you man what do you. mean. Who You Are.

what time every day man oh you had a. [ __ ] and you now you know. I will give it to you what [ __ ] baked. beans for breakfast what I will give it. to you dude. one morning I went to the [ __ ] buffet. and there they were no one was [ __ ]. with it didn't we get a box of baked. beans for me did they come in yeah wait. really so I went to the buffet I got the. eggs yeah I got the sausage some bacon. and I went to the baked bean guy yep and.

I go yep dab. I literally ate it. took the [ __ ] plate back as much as. you can Bobby [ __ ] great they're so. good Hein sent us I think Heinz said I. come. what exactly. look at the size of this [ __ ] Buck. give me the whole box. the box of the box I talked I said I. talked about Heinz on the show that we. don't have so Heinz baked beans are the. only baked beans that they have in. Britain that's like the one that you use. Heinz you got to use Heinz they sent us.

some. oh my God a little chip clip set chip. clip to go on potato chips. what do we got here Heinz dip crunch to. secret sauce and potato Crunchies how. British secret sauce and potato. Crunchies look at this it's a chocolate. oh wow and here it is the [ __ ]. motherload. Heinz beans. you can have one home one I need the. rest these are so [ __ ] good I'm doing. something fun soon what are you doing um.

I'm going to see my grandma and mom for. Thanksgiving and the next day I'm gonna. go to Phoenix and see my two best. friends who I haven't seen in Forever. um but we've been friends forever shout. them out what are their names uh Katie. Holden and Janelle Garza didn't have to. do the last names that's okay okay let. me ask you about Katie follow Janelle. it's her birthday soon she's an amazing. artist follow her on follow should I ask. you something Janelle Garza are they. single. um well one is but it's new and fresh so. all right you ask that because I'm. single yeah would you set me up or not I.

mean I'll be honest I love you both so. much like I don't why is that the first. thing can you date my friend you don't. even know her yet I mean it seems like a. it seems like a logical question he's. he's freshly wounded. see what she's doing deflecting she's. really saying oh I'm not gonna set my. [ __ ] young for hot friends with an. old well no and it's a valid stance yes. is it yeah whoa that's a little too fast. with the yes like he was thinking about.

saying yes like 45 seconds would you you. guys will meet her when we go on the. tour if we go to Phoenix but we're gonna. go to Talking Stick Casino in love uh. the day after Thanksgiving and let's go. back to the question though. can we bring up a picture of this girl. yeah yeah Janelle Garza on Instagram. yeah Janelle we can plug her because. she's an amazing artist bring her up and. let's see click on her grandma and let's. see what she's got going on. so this is Janelle Garza this is that's. her that's her right there radar oh I. like her art oh gotta sign in man this.

is why we need what's his name here. what's the guy's name is that her to the. right that's my best friend yeah that's. his that's right yeah and people message. her oh how do you know juicy because. she'll repost some of my stuff and she's. like oh yeah yeah I want to date her. friends for 15 years well let's let's. set him up. I don't you what do you mean give her a. call right now call her up and let's see. what she would say let's see she did she. know who Bobby is yeah she knows uh she. knows because we talked all the time let.

her call her on the show and not tell. her that she's on with you I would never. do that and see if give me the number. and I'll do it and let's see if she's. interested so she's your Style zoom out. let's see some other photos why wouldn't. you want to set them up she looks cute. Bob is cute and Goofy she's goofy like. you yeah that's goofy as [ __ ] talk about. it that's why she's my best friend I. don't think I've ever seen goofier than. a sleeping bag she's nuts yeah is she. okay she needs to keep this blanket and. go on a Cliffs you need to be committed. to a psych one.

Harley Quinn. let her let her let her date Bobby. please yeah it's not up to me it's up to. her and Bobby but what are the negatives. of you setting me up with like um one of. your friends I'll name one if you no. name one one you name one first and then. you name one okay. if you break up why because then I'm in. the middle of it I'm never gonna put you. in it she's gonna choose a friend over. you yeah and I and I will be in it. because she's my best friend okay and.

girls tell each other everything you'll. get all the and she'll get all the info. but what if we fall in love and we have. kids and live happily ever after I mean. that would be incredible right so why. not the risk. because that's at such a great cost. that's true I'm on team Bobby now that I. think about it no no maybe the negative. about you dating her anybody and you. dating anybody. I I think it's all positive for you this. is not a negative thing. for you no yeah. okay for the for the for the girl just.

negative for the girl now for me there's. positives yeah but what's negative for. the girl. be honest I don't care [ __ ] just say. it I can name one go ahead um a few. episodes ago you talked about it. skin ball like yeah your skin ball skin. a ball of skin have you gotten rid of. your skin ball yeah skin ball is gone. where is it I don't believe you all. right how how am I in a box where is it. buried underground I don't like that.

that's my grandfather oh my God. you bury me now what is a negative. I don't think there is one I think. you're a very eligible bachelor thank. you yeah I'm actually really proud of. you and uh with your sobriety and and I. think ever since I got to know you. you've really just been blossoming. there's negatives with you. it's not about me nobody if you were. single I would that would there would be. some negatives go on. grumpy.

show are you no I'm not we literally. have a tape a footage of you to start. this show where the girl says you're. being grumpy oh that's true do we need. to cut back to that tape no you're right. I am grumpy yeah you're grumpy sometimes. sometimes why didn't you say that before. that's a negative thing because I wasn't. searching for negativity oh there's. positives I'm only looking for the. positive Yeah well yeah I am grumpy I'm. Moody so are you I'm pretty moody yeah. yeah but you know what that comes with. time the territory everybody gets grumpy. I don't think she does she's young oh I. was this morning I was super grumpy see.

and she does get grumpy yeah about what. I like like after I had my coffee it was. night and day but I was walking my dog. to the coffee shop and everybody I. passed I was just like [ __ ] you all. right I don't know why it's just it's so. funny that white people do it that way. like what what. like as soon as I get up caffeine's in. my system in 10 seconds I mean usually I. do but I have so many roommates. we do the same thing no she walked to. the coffee shop I heard some of us like.

to [ __ ] exercise I know you can walk. anyway I'm not saying that I'm just. saying when she wakes up when's the last. time you walked I walked here from my. car fancy you said I went to the. bathroom together I was walking barely. that was weird I wasn't on a rickshaw. your legs were like inverted it was. strange when was the last time you took. like a nice long walk New York that was. months ago no I was just there last week. oh that's right that's right I walked a. lot show me your phone why give me your. phone go to the health app I want to see. how many steps I don't have a health app. it's tracking you whether you know let's.

compare it open your health app and let. me see how many times I didn't even know. there was a health app on this. go to health okay go Health just just. just just just tell type in health man. yeah thank you. I know how it's spelled [ __ ] it it's. called Health Mate or health is it hard. on it yeah yeah it's a heart. a red heart or a green heart it's a red. one so here's what we're gonna do not. just click on it it says you're not. walking quite as much this week compared. to last week all right so go to let me. see look at show it to me and I just. want to see your daily average so you.

click on the Y for a year you see the Y. up top. look oh down look you're in this thing. right yeah click on steps click on steps. click it okay and then I'll go to the Y. you see the y in the top yeah that's. your daily average for the year what is. yours daily average steps is four. thousand six hundred three four thousand. three hundred sixty four eight thousand. what are you eighty three hundred lazy. [ __ ] is that what it is yeah bro you're. not you gotta go do it go [ __ ] walk.

I'll tell you 4 364 was good dog [ __ ]. Bobby will you hike with me would you. ever hike and that's insane I didn't. even know this was a thing you're. supposed to be close to 10 000 steps a. day that's the average for the average. Health uh the healthy Active Body should. walk 10 000 steps a day approximately. they say oh no what are you at fans 8. 000. so we're all the same four thousand. is but I walk without my phone you know. what sedentary is you know it's. sedentary I walk without my phone as I. know but somehow it knows it doesn't. know no I know I walk in my phone often.

as well so it doesn't this is that's why. it's an average. and by the way you're never not without. your you're never without your phone. that's a [ __ ] lie that's true yeah. it's a [ __ ] lie oh my God this is. insane so this is the Checkmate that we. need for your health wait he didn't. answer me though go ahead you won't hike. with me ever no I would anytime I would. for real I need [ __ ] time you want I. would love to hike I would love to hike. with you I've hiked with Polly before. I'll hike with you and I'll and I'll. hike a real one yeah not a poly hike a. real hike you bring your dog. she's too little to make it so high up.

my dog will go but she can she can I get. nervous that she gets tired like I took. her to Runyon when she was young and. then I would get nervous because I was. like oh she's [ __ ] exhausted yeah but. I would have to go in the afternoon when. the sun was setting behind the mountain. so she wouldn't stew hot in the sun I'm. careful with my little girl yeah that's. good I like because I when I see people. take their dogs to the [ __ ] to hikes and. the dogs look like they're actually. dying on the hike I'm like why are you. doing that that [ __ ] dog yeah that's. no good you know what they say the out. here the concrete gets so hot there's a. rule of thumb for dog owners that are. out there I mean this if your hand.

if you put your hand down on the asphalt. of the concrete and you can't keep your. hand on there for like five seconds one. one thousand two and it's too hot then. it's [ __ ] so painful for your dog. yeah but people don't do they just walk. them anyway I know you've never thought. about that well you know what I do is I. I you let them piss in the house no I. train their paws to take the heat what. do you put them on the stove lighter. lighter smart that's smart yeah which. call each all four for five minutes you. had a moment of reflections.

you know what I mean I don't give a [ __ ]. what did you think about the 4 000 steps. now are you three thinking how you're. gonna start walking more 100 I gotta get. to 8 000. 10 000 is what you should be. oh I'll do eight no ten ten a day okay. I'll do ten but um I don't know where to. walk to. what do you mean where does one walk we. just offered you a hiking hiking or or. how about this what's up there during. your destination there's views is there. an aviator Nation I want to advice no. there is there's a mall at the top cool.

cool yeah there is yeah there's a. diptyque for candles that's good I love. that yeah oh there's a Golden Goose. store. Golden Goose I'll go we just tricked out. chill. and there's also. um and there's and there's also. um a cool t-shirt store that sells old. band T-shirts yeah I'm going all right. yeah they come with holes in them okay. I'll go you need to just in your. neighborhood. find a cool Mom and Pop coffee shop walk.

to it once a day go get a cup of coffee. clear your little mind get off your. [ __ ] phone put in your pocket think. and walk. can you start doing this oh yeah we. should make a bet you already lost a. thousand now I've even paid my thousand. dollars to me it's okay you lost it on. this show I I think I canceled it out. already how when we went to my stores I. paid for that no you [ __ ] didn't you. just make up stuff and then I pay for. the Maestro's jail you see I paid for. them no I did that last one in Beverly. Hills I picked us 800. I'll pay for the. Christmas one I did I pay for the.

biggest one and also by the way you. [ __ ] you said you wanted to pay you. verbatim said that so [ __ ] off no I got. it so give me 200 bucks no you owe me no. you owe me a thousand dollars never. gonna pay it really yeah really we made. a bet on the show yeah I know you're. gonna [ __ ] I wanna [ __ ] what uh. when we go on tour I'll I'll pay for a. couple extra meals no yeah Fancy's. paying for the meals let me do it I want. you to cook I want you to cook on tour. and I want you to only wear the apron.

nothing else that's how I cook anyway I. want to see are you going on tour with. us maybe maybe we'd like him to we'd. love to we gotta lock these dates baby. it's actually happening I'm excited I'm. so excited I'm so excited I'm so [ __ ]. excited and we didn't ask about the pay. about what she goes how much am I. getting paid I did not ask they did you. said no you go how much how much do I. get me right when you say pay what do. you mean I didn't ask I know but like.

Bobby Bobby. we're paying like we're playing like. what 2 000 sometimes five thousand it. depends it depends on every city is. different every city is different so. what do you think you deserve if you're. gonna do like 15 minute spawns. don't do this yeah I wonder this is what. he did the second we got in the car to. go to dinner. he said what do you think you deserve. people don't talk about money like you. do you talk about money in a different. way let's play a game [ __ ] go ahead. I just made it up this is a game yeah. what is it so we each ask any kind of.

question and let's see if you can answer. oh my God go let's try it go ahead. okay. what is the Klingons name in Star Trek. next Generation. [Music]. what is the Klingons name on Star Trek. next Generation now seeing as I've never. seen it I really have to dig in on this. one yeah. Borg no that's an another alien race so.

congratulations yeah hell yeah I know. this one but I can't think of his name. okay it's not Captain Kirk it's he's not. even in the [ __ ] Next Generation oh. then I'm out. even I got bored yeah yeah who is the. same world war oh by the way close. though Borg Wharf does kind of sound you. ask the question though. how about this that's my game and then. you guys came up come up with your own. name that's a game in itself.

so that was 25 minutes yes yeah [ __ ]. [ __ ] I wish it wasn't but we haven't. been knocking anything out of the park. anyway Let's Jam for another minute. that's just not going anywhere Aaron. Carter died. I can I I know our podcast I know Oz. yeah it's not gonna go we just need to. hum for a minute to see if we can hum. our way out of something and then we'll. be good. I mean I tried everything in the book. games. I try to do the game thing it didn't. work I mean for it's more about just us. getting in a place where here's the.

thing let's move on from that okay. let's regroup let's regroup you ready. hold on just give me a second. oh. [Music].