Uh Oh, Hot Dogs! | Ep 190 | Bad Friends

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friends who are these two idiots a white. dude and an Asian dude you two are. disgusting you two are something we're. bad friends bro bro you're so Bora Bora. and in Bora there's Jamaicans br br. welcome to Bora Bor is it near Jamaica. it's right near the beach in Jamaica is. it really it's literally nowhere near. Jamaica couldn't be further from Jamaica. but what up up up what is just are those.

guns that's what they say when you sit. down for dinner welcome to dinner shrimp. shrimp Mah Mah you've never by the way. French Polynesia yeah. unbelievable had a great time did my. heart glow a little bit when you wrote. happy birthday I love you so much on my. post of my butt it made me glow I flag. did you write anything I flag it you did. flag it I flag it I don't want to see. that independent Post Main feed I that. is sick that is sick and by the way not. not only do I know you flagged it other.

people must have flagged it because. Instagram sent me a this is a violation. of our community rules I didn't flag it. damn no but enough people did yeah but. it's like I showed nothing in that photo. yeah Instagram was like you should get. be getting paid for pictures hell yeah. dude pay me are these fans doing it or. people that who hate us I think it's. both hey fans don't do it don't flag us. don't flag let us show our butt please. by the way there's girls on Instagram. showing way worse than what I'm showing. Miss P I've seen Fallopian tubes on. Instagram Miss Pat saw my butt or lack.

thereof in her opinion and she goes just. you look like your back go all the way. down to your. feet yeah yeah yeah so good yeah I had a. great time Bora Bora French Polynesia. lovely time and and at the. airport recognized a guy goes a guy. goes are you are you are you are you no. really I am he literally goes he goes. but this is the wildest [ __ ] about. French Polynesia they look they're you.

know they're Islanders they look like. Samoans and tongin are they. black compared to us yeah but would you. consider them black no they're if you. saw them in La would you like hold your. wallet oh yeah yeah dude oh you would. yeah oh yeah they're black yeah. yeah no they look like Islanders they. they're French they honestly they look. like natives ha like Hawaiian same kind. of thing Pacific Islanders Moana Moana. Moana K but the wildest [ __ ] is and you.

know is someone that goes to Hawaii a. lot in Hawaii they've got that that. language bro yeah in French Polynesia. because it's [ __ ] French yeah yeah. they all speak French and they have F so. you see a big like a big Polynesian. looking cat and he's like yeah how are. you Miss are you good I swear it's the. funniest [ __ ] can I ask you something. yeah please what's what's the women like. what are the girls like yeah what do. they look like let me tell you for. Carlos Carlos wants to know yeah yeah. yeah yeah look at this dick hard the. women in there are the exact same size.

as the. men it was. wild the women can beat the [ __ ] out of. you and make you a good meal there was. not a lot of trun the legs are like tree. trunks big women they are yeah we didn't. even take a boat to the island [ __ ] a. woman just picked us up and walked us. through the water it was pretty. incredible no we had a great time. they're beautiful wonderful but is there. a strip club or and stuff yeah yeah.

there was in Bora Bora no I don't. [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I was with the. beach you're in the white Beach yeah I. was at the white people beach I was at. the all white people Beach ask another. question is there food I mean there's. food but is it good food a lot of fish. ate a lot of fresh tuna out of the right. out of the ocean caught that morning. sliced it up put it in my throat what do. you got to say you're smiling you little. m i was no I was just laughing about the. Bora Bora strip club Bora Bora yeah. there is one there is one and they. actually they strip on trees they use. trees as the pole and there's only only. there's only one woman cuz she she takes.

up the whole. Space Bora and her sister Bora Bora Mora. more Bora yeah uh it was amazing they. all speak French it's the weirdest. [ __ ] thing and they say uh Maru that. means thank you yeah is it worth it oh. yeah dude let's hope so yeah it I want I. might want to bring a lady over there it. was 100% the best time I think I've had. in I'll show you a photo of what the Hut. looked like oh my God so you get like a.

Hut over the water and since the woman. knew it was my birthday she goes she was. a sweet little French girl yeah and she. says uh she goes uh your room is ready. something maybe a little special for you. what is and I said what look she put us. at the very end of the pier wow no way. that was where you stayed yeah that was. me that's where you stayed yeah F that's. like a [ __ ] you know that's Avatar. [ __ ] it dude it it Fel it honestly was. that Pandora what the [ __ ] is going on. around here man.

we stayed at the very end of the and can. you walk out the door and just jump in. the water yeah [ __ ] I did it every. [ __ ] every day every day here there's. some there's some other pictures I send. to you right there Carlos um so you wake. up in the morning you jump off the back. of your dock into the [ __ ] water it's. insane oh my God incredible yeah so. that's the uh right there is like when. you walk up to the Huts they're all like. over the water and we're she look you're. still very PR private but she put us at.

the very last Hut cuz she wanted us to. have full privacy out to the ocean bro. if Carlos went you know what would. happen the Dolphins would press charges. 100% in. court Glory. Glory don't ever go there dude I love. Dolphins don't ever go there zoom in on. that so this's a picture of The Reef in. the lagoon you can literally swim in any. of the lagoons you took this picture. yeah oh my that doesn't look pretty it. does to me yeah that looks like whale. [ __ ] that is whale [ __ ] it is all right.

look give me color it's so gray and. dismal no that's all what it is go to. the next photo you took that photo yeah. okay and then this let me look at this. one I mean that's oh that's that's the. main Beach so if you want to go though. the so zoom in you can see the huts on. the water but if you just want to go to. the main Beach oh is that a shark yeah. that's just a black guy oh that's a. black guy all right uh no no if you want. that's the main Beach that's beautiful. and uh people were there hanging out. every day but I prefer to swim off the. back of the dock like go to the next. photo you could see in the morning I.

would wake up uh and just do that that's. right off the back. wow are there sharks yeah there was one. in the water I swear to God like tiger. shark you guys can ask my lady she was. like uh shark and I go shut up and she. goes shark shark right there but what. kind uh I think it's called I think it. was. called does say. it so you're back how's your energy. right now very peaceful I feel good it's. a long flight it was a very long flight.

uh how long how long I think it's nine. or something like that nine hours from. Tahiti and then you have to fly from. Tahiti to Bora Bora and how's how long's. that it's another hour and some change. or something like that so you're look. like um a 10 hour 11 hour experience. yeah with the layover and all that stuff. yeah first class that's nice no not. first class you did. Coach wait wait are you making fun of me. I'm not making fun of you I I think. you're [ __ ] lying no you did coach Oh. Yeah from La yeah to Tahiti Tahiti back.

of the plane really how did I do that. how did I survive how did you do it I. stayed in the bathroom for about 3 or 4. hours I just stood in the I would stand. up sleeping in the bathroom yeah okay so. you did that yeah okay that was fine it. worked for me there's no way you did yes. I did I'll show you my ticket 23 a and. you swear to God on my mother's life no. that's crazy well then if you were. telling the truth you would no I don't. want to swear in anybody's life that's. dangerous no am I right fancy if she. dies tomorrow then it's my fault for. some reason did just say yes I flew.

first class I did not you lied I did not. okay I will say the little plane you. take to Tahiti from Bora Bora a scary. it's one of those where the guys out. there like and he spins the [ __ ] oh. it's a Buddy. Holly I don't. like killing ones man oh my God pilots. on there singing. o yeah dude but that plane wiped out. Legends yeah the Big Bopper dude yeah uh.

uh uh that's the same plane that the. Mexican guy who thinks he's white Otis. reading CR the guy who thinks his wife. Richie Valance Richie Valance yeah yeah. yeah yeah the two propell the two. propellers the wobbly bobbly the wob I. don't like the W no meanwhile there's a. woman next to me a French woman in the. you know cuz most a lot of these people. French citizens must get some sort of. deal from the government cuz it's mostly. French people yeah and this French woman. is next to me. across the aisle the whole.

flight and nobody is going [ __ ] no one's. looking everyone's like this. and that's how they laugh in oh that's. French laugh I thought she was singing a. friend song on on a like a microphone. she was. her. karaoke it was it was um it was. ridiculous let me who what's the most. tragic way a celebrity has died though.

I I got it yeah yeah know you I tell you. yeah. sunny sunny from sunny and Sher Sunny. Bono yeah wasn't that a car he hit a. tree right that's terrible he hit a tree. on skis wasn't he skiing is skiing and. he hit a tree I knew he hit a tree I. assumed it was by car I didn't know did. the tree come out of nowhere yeah yeah. you know how those trees do yeah. injuries occurred when he hit a tree. while skiing at Heavenly oh I've been to. Heavenly it's great mountains. right after he went so he directly hit a.

tree that's the tree that's the tree. there it is wow they didn't the. scene yeah drop that tree. down that tree murders a legend and. you're going to keep it up that's wild. wait who's lawyer who are the lawyers. for the trees he's got some good ones. that's Cochran Cochran did that tree C. and I think the tree won Well yeah if. the tree doesn't leave you must leave it. alone was to do that Jesus that was good.

that was good that was good but um wow. that's unbelievable it's still there in. Heavenly still there we could visit it I. would not yeah no how' you get how would. you get there what if you were going to. visit it skiing down the hill and you. hit another tree trying to go see that. tree no thanks all right actually you. know what the worst I'll tell you one. that's bad give me give me a celebrity. one I'll give you one that's bad is uh. um uh uh. uh what's what's yeah yeah yeah keep. doing it I think I got. it let me yeah you got it bubbly it's.

bubbly. um [ __ ] it's. salons whatever sell dilon dude sell a. lot of you know her oh dude I know. selling nilons woodwork D sculptors. she's very good at a good sculptor huh. so you don't know her works I think I'll. tell you I'll tell you one that's bad. what Sam Cook how did Sam Cook die Sam. Cook this is a terrible story yeah. unbelievable Sam Cook had a bunch of.

money in his pocket was going to a um. was at a nightclub on the West Side here. in Los Angeles right had a bunch of cash. out got [ __ ] wasted a [ __ ] a woman. who was a lady of the night saw this uh. a gold digger if you will approached him. to go back to a hotel with her he goes. back to a dingy Hotel uh her side of the. story is tried to sexually assault her. and so she self defended herself shot. and killed him the truth came out years. later years later which is so sad. she called the girl from the front desk.

to set him up to Rob him he caught them. in the act of being robbed while he was. passed out drunk chased after them shot. him in the chest and killed him and his. final words were lady you shot me the. one of the greatest singers of all time. his last words if he would have lived. that song would have been lady you shot. me shot me in in the. belly that would have been number one. lady you shot me shot me in the.

Bell such a good singer well there's. self-inflicted ways too like you know. the two let me ask you something a. question okay okay give me the two. people celebrities who died for audio. fixation Auto not audio that's that's. when you're jerking off with headphones. on what autoerotic ex fixation say it. with me auto a fixation this is like. Sesame Street for adults all right s. we're going to learn a ter today and. girls say it with me audio erotic Auto.

auto like a car Automatic Auto auto. erotic autoerotic ex fixation I got it. right now let's do it autoerotic eix. autoerotic ex fixation close let's do it. again autoerotic xixi it sounds like. you're there I think that's I think I'm. dead on dude do it again autoerotic ex. fixation can you say it without moving a. part of your body oh [ __ ] that's going. to be hard yeah try it without moving. make no movement Ro watch me do it once.

then you I'm a robot can I be a robot in. the future no you have to be Bobby no I. got to be a robot no cuz robot a robot. it's exactly what a robot would say. autoerotic exfix you're doing it there. you're still doing it the robot still. did it what did what you went like this. autoerotic ex. fixation all right ready what would you. like to know uh robot um how did uh auto. erotic. expiation can you say it faster I. couldn't I could hear what you said auto. erotic ation sorry autoerotic expiation.

one more time autoerotic expiation wait. now do it where you're just moving your. feet like the Irish dancing not ertic. speciation [ __ ] you I'm not doing this. anymore anyway give give me the two. celebrities that died that way gosh I. don't uh wait give me a hint I really. don't even know yeah you do yeah you do. give me one hint okay one of them was an. actor okay that narrows a and the other. one was a singer this actor was also in. he played Bill in Kill Bill.

oh I don't know his name but David Kine. Kine yeah I would have never guessed. that okay so David kerine did that they. actually named it the kadine when. you it's called kining yourself yeah. yeah and then um Michael Mike Hutchinson. what's his name Michael Hutch never. would have guessed it what's his name. come on from NXX nxs nxs nxs the band. Michael Hut Mel you don't know either. yeah it is it's Hutchin right Michael. Hutchin yeah Hutchins Hutchin Hut yeah. yeah suicide will depressed on the INF. of alcohol and drugs they didn't want to.

give you the rest they just said he. overdosed no he he he did. that have you heard of it in excess no I. don't think so you know you know some of. their songs that's one of those bands. that I don't think you might you might. not recognize the name of the band but. you know the song it's so funny because. they were so huge when we were alive in. the in the late ' 80s in the late ' 80s. that it's like for me when people don't. know it just boggles my mind but that's. I guess that what that's what happens. when you're. old Wise Wise It's very wise no it's old. n but the [ __ ] though is like this your.

music I know about your music I listen. to Billy ish and yeah Taylor and that's. not hers that's not her music I I'm just. saying like modern music I but I also go. in the past I don't know why young. people don't know anything about the. past I don't know if that's true I think. young people do I just think there's too. much to know there's so much I'm so bad. with references which is terrible as a. comedian well think about like this. there used to be less to know it'd be. like what what bands do you guys like. they The Beatles they're like who else. they're like that's the band well no I. would argue against that in the era of.

The Beatles their competition was almost. nil how many other [ __ ] bands were. around them Beach Boys Rolling St the. Rolling Stones the monkeys yeah but. that's it yeah yeah um the grateful Dad. totally different category of music but. no but it's no but I know but I'm saying. just there wasn't they knew each other. the competition wasn't that rich in. terms of great bands The Velvet. Underground I me that velvet underground. wasn't Beatles that was in the time of. The Beatles they were the saming time in. the New York of course they were they. knew each other no they were at the end. of The Beatles okay anyway the point is. now there's so much music there's so.

much music but still you and I I had to. argue with you because I you just got. back from. B but my point is is that the argument. is it's still like when modern music I. Still I'll I'll go by a Taylor Swift. album yeah 19 Taylor Swift 1979 whatever. that album is you complain about 9 1989. man that was a good album and the reason. why I know I listen to that album is. because Ryan Adams covered that album. from beginning end so I wanted to listen. to Taylor Swift to see how the.

difference between the two but my I'm. very curious still my point is why isn't. your generation curious I know why cuz. Google we can just we don't have to. remember anything anymore oh did really. yeah you don't have to either [ __ ] you. why would I dude yeah right um I don't. know be so you don't sound like an idiot. whatever whatever do let me hit my vape. pen all right oh I saw oh my God I'm in. the [ __ ] Vape. documentary whoa oh my God you weird. this is I didn't approve.

this dude got Char uh I was Charlie dude. that is you so this is what's crazy I'm. I got sent this by a thousand people. this Vape documentary yeah um the rise. and fall of juwel which is actually. great as Carlos smacks a jewel go ahead. and smack yours too they're gonna think. it's about jws about Rudy it is about. Rudy Jules yeah yeah I got sent so this. is what's really [ __ ] up I didn't. approve this footage I didn't obviously. not no one's asked me I'm in it for it's. one frame but I say I take a hit off of. that and I go this is really good no.

yeah but here's the deal this is so. jewel is had a company called plume they. owned this thing called the packs the PA. I remember the packs yeah so the packs. was initially made as an alternative. because the jewel wasn't really like. ready yet yeah so they made this and it. got really used for weed and what. happened was this is back in 2013 maybe. yeah uh because I have my Mixology I was. long beard long hair um but dude they. would hand these out at at shows they. would give you weed and a px right for.

free so a company member from Pax pulled. me in a room I don't remember this being. on camera but we were smoking weed and. they said hey these are like $300 but. we'll give you one you know if just make. a ad or something if you just say what's. up for our website right 2013 I'm like. oh okay so I took a hit and I was like. this is actually red and it was I really. loved it because you could pack a little. bit of weed and vape it in your car and. move on uh and now it's used in the. [ __ ] thing and I never said I want.

does it say your name in the no no no no. no you know what that says Flash the you. know why they did that they don't even. know that that's me I don't think they. know that they do they don't know who I. am I you're [ __ ] mind I I want. to give you a compliment jeel I know. I've been trying not to do this why'd. you give me this cuz you [ __ ] asked. for that's right um and you better have. two more tomorrow for when we travel. yeah so um my point is is that you're on. fire BD no no dude yeah that's what it. is and and this is this is dude I know. what you're doing nothing can do with. that what you're doing dude what you're.

doing is I'm going to put this little. Vape you know this Vape thing on and. pretend like why do they do this no I. didn't like you wanted us to go you. wanted us to go oh because you're a big. name and he's going to go oh no no. that's not why I didn't do it it's. [ __ ] [ __ ] it's Bora Bora [ __ ] and. enough I'm tired of the [ __ ] [ __ ] you. you're famous no dude this is weird they. don't use my name they don't say. anything it doesn't make any sense I. didn't it makes perfect sense you're. famous no dude there's the is about. vaping it uses me for 4 seconds and I.

don't it's a clip that's meaningless. it's not a it doesn't make sense you. made it huh you made it you think I put. that in there no I think you made it. look see what he's doing what is he. doing he's going against you in the pot. smart yeah you're going against him huh. very smart this is the first time you. you've ridden my wave dude after he. called me dude let's go let's ride D. called me crying this past week Andrew I. don't know if I can take that show. anymore it's too much word for me I. can't edit and turn it around that fast. and you a Bubby and nobody listening to.

my ideas anymore shut up [ __ ] are you. you really did that call [ __ ] [ __ ] F. and then what' you say I I said go take. you're a kid [ __ ] and I hung up on. him I know it's like some people like I. don't want grow up you [ __ ] other. people that I work with are like I don't. know if I can do this anymore it's like. [ __ ] off [ __ ] off [ __ ] off you mean you. join you join the party when you needed. it you joined the party when you needed. it and now that you're you're you're. riding the W too I'm going to do. different wave no okay all right go. right on the wave you know what that.

wave is going to dwindle and you're. going to be stuck back on the beach dude. and guess what we're still out there cow. bunging Kawa Bunga B HS s o t toes on. the nose yeah let me autoerotic. fixation got it that's what you should. have called your podcast fancy. autoerotic. xixi yeah he never no he didn't call me. this weekend because if he did I would. have given him a beautiful phone call of. Solace and hope right tell me we have. good phone calls we have goodful beauti. phone calls my good actor yeah really.

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that what you play Club I've been. headlining uh yeah when I'm on my own. I'm trying to so yo where did you play. um it was it was like a dance club that. they made into a a stand up venue and. you were the headliner mhm oh cool I'm. doing this it's so fun I do the theaters. with you guys and then I do the dance. rooms when I'm by myself how many people. showed up dance room's good close to 200. congratulations that's fun that's R fun. yeah around one 200 Spokane's coming. soon and and Phoenix yeah my people are.

going to come out I know I'm really. that's the coolest part people you got. you're sending oh Spokan people all over. the world you know they come out to. support thanks thank you bud yeah you. got people in Bora Bora I told you oh I. didn't even say it the guy at the. airport literally goes he goes sorry uh. are you on a podcast and I said yeah and. he goes the one with Bobby and I said. yeah and he goes I love that show oh I. said thank you man thank you so much so. swe and I go it's a priority tag on my.

bag No but he but it was it was wild to. get to get you know what the wildest. thing is when people do this another guy. did this at the [ __ ] hotel nice you. know very like cordial da d da and then. he says uh thank you so much for dining. with us blah blah blah and I said no. problem and then he goes tell Bobby I. said hi you really do yeah and I was. like it's so [ __ ] cool it's cool that. International but he didn't say anything. he didn't make a thing he just as I. walked away he goes just tell bbby I.

said hi and I was like oh that's so. [ __ ] rad it was rad it was [ __ ]. feels cool um all over the world dude we. got fans in [ __ ] South Pacific dude. and Yuma everyone in Yuma and that's. what I said to him you know who matters. the most Yuma Arizona baby you know what. also I've been good at and I've grown is. I I take photos of what I'm eating now. what do you mean oh selfies no like you. know just you chewing yeah I'm chewing. at a restaurant and people will walk up. and go can I photograph and usually I'm. like hey I'll do it after I'm eating but.

now dude with a burrito in my. mouth you've grown i' so I stand up all. right and I do it see I like it after. I'm eating because I look like [ __ ] when. I eat I eat like a like a nightmare I. just inhale food I is there any. situation that bothers you when that. happens would somebody wants a photo. yeah um no no I don't really it doesn't. really matter unless it's like obviously. like come on dude this is a weird time. you know what I mean like give me an. example like bathroom yeah bathroom's. [ __ ] weird you're peeing next to a.

guy yeah wait till I'm out we'll we'll. be outside in 2 seconds yeah okay. bathroom is weird also it's crazy. disrespectful when they ask like if if. I'm with somebody whether it's like a. wife or a friend or whoever and they ask. them to take the photo I'm always I'm. always like no dude selfie like Vice ver. when we were together that's the worst. the worst is when you and I the worst is. when you and I are together and somebody. says hey can you take a photo of me and. Andrew and you go get B go all right I. don't do I say get the [ __ ] out of here.

I go I go get the [ __ ] out of. here but but not because it's like you. don't want to photo of me it's like take. a selfie when people go hey can I have a. photo and I go yeah and then they go. they look around for someone I go dude. we'll take it it's this we'll take it. together you I hate it when somebody. goes can I have a photo I go of course. and they go excuse me yeah can you take. a like it's like no no dude [ __ ] what. the fu or they do an any lieu what's. photo shoot like okay can we let's. figure out what we're going to do here. oh phot can you do a gang sign but be on. your knees and I'll be backwards and.

I'll do a [ __ ] tilt I was like no. they do that all the time or or this um. I went on both angles so I want wide. yeah and wi and then you know I mean and. then um let's and then let's make the. third one fun yeah can we do like a. dirty sanchez or something yeah no dude. I just take it enjoy we're grateful it's. fun thank you so much I know I'm just. getting Taste of this but this happened. the other day I was talking to my friend. outside about a mutual friend of ours. who's on now very sad story we don't do.

we know he lost I don't think you guys. know him then why' you say mutual friend. of me and my friend I. was stay with me. who I'm sorry I'm sorry wa let me stop. stop no I want to address that first I'd. like to address that first someone sells. out one dance hall and boy oh boy did it. go to her earlier today you told me to. go [ __ ] myself that's after you told me. to [ __ ] myself the that's the boss I'm. the boss right I go [ __ ] you go [ __ ] you.

and I and then you just did that so um. I'm feeling feisty I know you're very. feisty today all right so calm down but. continue just you guys taught me. everything I know I it was our fault we. he created a monster all right so we're. talking about a friend who's lost his. mind I think he's schizophrenic we' seen. him on like Hollywood Boulevard and we. were talking about what do we do is. there anything to do and then this. stranger came over and goes oh my God I. love you on bad friends can I get a. picture with you that's perfect timing. those times are kind of bad that breaks. it up did you do it oh yeah with a smile.

on your face yeah I was like get out of. my face I have a fan. here yeah yeah Jesse I really need your. help if you could do anything. juicy from Bad friends I asked him to. take the picture of yeah hey by the way. are you going to sleep tonight what time. are you leaving the airport we're. leaving at the same time no me well no. I'm leaving at 600 you're leaving at. 5:30 yeah but I'm I'm I'm probably going. to get some sleep and we're coming back. Sunday right we are so we have to pack a. lot I don't I'm packing a backpack I'm. gonna do a backpack yeah [ __ ] that we're.

going one night in and out in and out. yeah yeah [ __ ] that and just you and I. flying at the same time and then you. guys are flying a different flight yeah. we're later than you guys yeah you're. later in the day later want you know I. know you guys want some alone time we'd. like to be alone we'd like to be alone. we have our moments I'll not I'm not. going to lie I hate it cuz I miss you. guys we'll miss you too but we'll see. you when we get there oh you you. Showtime wait a second you like flying. with us oh yeah I like the Uber ride. from your house it's like an hour. quality time together oh that is true we.

do have a nice time together let me ask. you something um but Friday night we. have time are we going to all have. dinner yeah oh I would love that well I. don't know what time you guys get in 9. 900 p.m. we'll have already we'll have. already eat by then yeah oh yeah yeah. yeah no dinner that's okay that's okay. Bob you and I will go out to. dinner guys are killing where do you. want to go little oneon-one datee let's. go I'd like to go somewhere very nice. let's go somewhere fancy can I be honest. who invited me over to their house be. honest U let me guess mhm Jim Jordan are. you.

serious yeah no damn it some someone in. DC invited me to their house is he high. up pretty pretty big pretty high up huh. Joe Biden do you know Joe how do you. know Joe he's I me I've just seen him. like online like on I want you to come. over to my house bring the bring the. bring the Chinese boy over maybe make. something in the living room and we'll. watch. him are you still still with the yellow. man is the yellow man there. I got to take is China.

so okay so who Chris Christie I love. Chris Christoper he invited me over are. you being real he does a buffet at his. house every night do you know that. yeah I can I can tell from the really. was a buffet every single day at his. it's like a [ __ ] Resort it's. unbelievable you can you can you can get. your eggs any way you want them but you. couldn't get them pre-made like f did. you know Chris chrusty no what [ __ ] do I. know Chris chrisy I don't know any dude.

DC is one of those places that is is so. fake you know it's a fake City it's. Hollywood for ugly people oh that did. you say that before did you say that. before I don't know if I said that. before I feel like I'm having Deja Vu I. feel like I feel like you did you I. think you said that one time or somebody. said that and it like maybe I stole it. from somewhere no it's such a good. phrase Hollywood for ugly people it's. Hollywood for the power hungry no it's. people that grew up and like I can't be. an actor mhm right look at my face can't. be a s and my body right like Chris.

Christie right he looks in the mirror. like you know running lines as a kid. right in the you know he was doing plays. 100% he was doing like Fiddler on the. Roof and [ __ ] you know Chris Christie. was doing no he doing scenes from what's. eating gilber. grape they wouldn't let him on the roof. yeah just playing the mom the whole time. you can't put him you got to get him off. the roof he's going to break the roof. and. misery oh he Al return to the. Jedi just do a job but he's featured but.

he's featured in all these in all these. movies and place dude a main character. anyway he was like at one point he like. no I think I'm going to go DC yeah I. gotta move yeah I want to be a. politician but yeah I want to change the. world like I'm really riveted by I I I. like if I saw Jim Jordan even I'm not I. don't like follow his politics I would. be Star Struck well yeah any if we were. at Steak House We Go holy [ __ ] there's. um Crockett you know what you know she's. a star. who Crockett Crockett yeah her name is.

Jasmine Crockett I don't think I know. who this is she's a congress dude she's. a star dude Jazz Crockett I mean what a. name what's her real name Jasmine. Crockett that's a [ __ ] name Jazzy. dude have you seen her she could be a. rapper so smart but she has I want to. ride the line here okay go ahead do but. she has an attitude what do you mean go. ahead and say it what are you trying to. say sassy black woman is that what. you're trying to say did I just say that. well you looked over there [ __ ] say. that look like you said it it looked. like you said it no it's just she has it.

go ahead what is that she has it what is. it dog what what is it she's on the. [ __ ] floor laying it. down okay that's her is it like it's. like a Kia commercial yeah yeah no she. oh this got Bluetooth look at that yeah. um excuse me. mhm I'm I'm a huge she's going to be the. next president okay yeah slow down in 30. years this woman 30 years 30 she's 40.

first of all we'll be dead in 20 years. this woman has a future dude she has. Barack Obama um. easy can I say Swagger what why would. you say why would you say Michelle. Obama of the Obamas why wouldn't you. compare her to Michelle Obama president. no because still I don't think Michelle. has Brock's speaking you know what I. mean Talent she does she's very talented.

but I I think Jasmine Crockett is a star. okay you heard it here first Jazz when I. watch her I'm like oh my God I wish she. were she represented she's a congress. person is she so great dude she's Rising. she's a. representative uh what district what is. she of Texas she's a Democrat from Texas. no [ __ ] she's so great anyway but I'm a. huge I love DC I can't wait to go maybe. we'll run into some people I would like. to I'm I we've got to go to the uh. Lincoln Memorial the Washington Monument.

no and the Jefferson Jones out do you. know the Jefferson Jones out it's a big. Park where a bunch of crackheads are. scratching their neck looking for rocks. that Jefferson Jones out it's like a fun. late night thing you can go. do wait he Googled Jefferson Jones I I. did uh we are staying only a couple. blocks in the White House yeah really. yeah yeah I've never seen it yeah it's. it's [ __ ] stupid it's so dumbb I when. I was with Adam Ray DC once you know I. mean I did a little monologue it was. pretty funny if there was if there was.

an Asian Martin Luther King that'd be. great and he did a speech I had a. dreaming that white people will do the. old. laundry I did this whole [ __ ] uh. Speech you me and what what is what's. the white Martin Luther King speech go. go ahead I can't get to. sleep because I'm worried about my. 401k. yeah yeah yeah and there's only three.

people. there here here brother we can't sleep. too brother that's fine but anyway um. DC's yeah I'm not going to do it I I did. The Monuments I'm not doing it no I know. I've done it before too but I got to. take you to the White House I got to. take her to the White House you've never. been there I've never been oh you in. it's clean we should make a phone we. should make a phone call and see if we. can get a private tour for her of the. White House can you get jet ski in come. on or that hot dog dog place that Barack. used to go to and Bill Cosby uhoh hot.

dog how is that not the name of that. place I don't know I mean how do we not. open up a bad friends oh hot dog hot dog. joint I'm from Chicago hot dogs is what. we do oh hot dog and you are the Hot Dog. King can we open up oh hot dog here. that's how you have I'm not listen. please John. Crane John Crane was author I don't know. who that is John Crane go on is a.

Groundlings guy mhm he became the the. high producers I'm mad he wrote oh hot. dog oh hot do that's him John Crane okay. okay what do we got to do we got to. break him saying we have to call him. first do you think he's interested in. the o oh hot dog business I think he's. probably doing a little bit better than. that but I remember him calling me over. like he wrote it and he goes before the. table read cuz he didn't know how I was. going to do it yeah and he goes you got. to go he did it you got to go oh oh hot. you know what I mean like a white guy. and I'm like in a hallway going okay. what like oh hot dog you're like no not.

as much you know I mean more as you know. what I mean I remember working on it. with her that's awesome yeah yeah can. you do it again right now uhoh hot dog. perfect so much money you're missing out. on buddy why don't we open up anoh hot. dog here right here in the valley you're. ketchup you're mustard it's perfect it. it literally is perfect why am I mustard. uh yeah cuz the yellow thing you're. yellow beanie you you're calling Asians. yellow yellow no you're be right behind. you no I'm being real the yellow beanie. is true you know but you calling Asians.

a yellow or what uhoh how do we get out. of. this door Dash I I think I would be a. dead man without door Dash because I get. everything from them I get my vitamins I. get food I get groceries I get all kinds. of stff from door Dash they're they're. reliable quick they have a beautiful. selection of things also I like their. app it's so user friendly that's my. that's a big thing for me is I want to. be able to use something seamlessly. simply and it's laid out very easily and.

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Chang to make gourmet hot dogs no if I. was honestly if I was going to do a real. oh hot dog restaurant right I'd have to. figure out I want number one I want it. to be quality oh yeah like where do we. get the dogs what do you mean they're we. got we got 100% from. China you know you're lucky that was. funny that was so funny that's that's. that is not okay yeah that pause though. was me. laughing right because I was hoping but.

then I'm also. offended honestly guy guy dude every. once in a while dude very funny dude uh. oh hot dog yeah from China I mean dude. the timing let me see her you say uh oh. hot dog in Spanish Spanish style go. ahead. Oho and that will be on the menu as well. if you want a Spanish style hot but I. would call David Chang and go listen can. we re the hot dog I just want to I don't. want it just because I wanted people to. go oh the food's good too I got it I.

have something really great that I've. always thought was amazing okay go ahead. my biggest pet peeve when I because. every time I go to a baseball game I. have a hot dog it's you have to get a. Dodger Dog when you go to Dodger Stadium. my wife and I anybody I take you have to. I I don't like how I don't give a [ __ ]. you have to get one there you have take. a bite throw it away it's fine I don't. like you're putting on all the. condiments and they always fall over and. sometimes the condiments get ketchup or. mustard on them fall I know where you're. going I want the hot dogs injected with. the condiments. I want to make a condiment mixture and. inject the hot dog with the [ __ ].

condiments tell me this isn't an amazing. idea this is an amazing idea I'll take. you one step further give it to me baby. you put the bread in there too whoa how. do you even do that that's crazy wait a. minute so you just you're just sucking. on a Gizzy just a big round chunk of. meat because the the bread will absorb. some of the Gizzy oh yes you what I mean. how do we get it in there though like. good question dude leave it up to the. [ __ ] Engineers yeah you don't need to. worry about yeah yeah we'll call the. guys that made Jewel the guys that made. Jewel they'll figure it out right so we.

inject it no how about this if they can. get a pack of cigarettes into your hand. like that they can get bread inside of a. hot dog that's true dude M so we put. what we put ketchup mustard relish well. there's different ones you can get on. onions relish a standard one right the. peppers is chopped up right we stick it. inside the thing right I think the bun. if I think about it it wouldn't work of. course not that's I just thought about. it that's insane that's [ __ ] insane. yeah I was just throwing out IDE I have. an idea cut the hot dog in half long. ways put the bun.

inside you're fired what do you mean. you're fir I don't even know what you. mean like cut the make the hot dog the. bun no oh what you said you're with this. is insane yeah you're you're going I. know what you're doing you're doing a. McDonald's McGriddle that's right kind. of vibe right pancake no. no no so what you're saying is you make. the hot dog but he has a point the hot. dog is usually oily and wety wet and. greasy right and the bun is the handle.

so we have to figure out that's where. the uh oh comes from that's right and we. have no napkins no napkins no napkins. you could if you want to buy a shirt an. hot dog shirt you can use that it's all. it's one big napkin a shirt is made of. our merch shirts are made of napkins. you'll save so much money with no. napkins yeah but we'll charge them for. the shirts what if we make you know. instead of make the bread a stick whoa a. pretzel time out. put the hot dog on a. stick no time in time in do we should we.

deep fry it no and make it a corn dog. that's we're going to have corn dogs on. the menu that's not what I'm doing guy. uh oh business problems uh oh guy listen. to my [ __ ] go ahead I'm trying to do. it right what you're saying is it's not. breaded like a corn dog it's not a stick. right what I'm saying is I'm trying to. get around right how do we reinvent the. bun do we have a hot dog on a stick yes. what is this stick a chopstick we gotta.

make this menu right now that's. beautiful we got to make this menu and. it's wrapped in [ __ ] uh that Asian. chili Zing sauce from from uh from. Trader Joe's you know Asian what's a c. chili Zing sauce Asian Zing got the. green lid thank you yeah come so good. catch can we also have a hot dog called. the Carlos and all it is is you know. those hot dogs at like 7eleven that have. been on the Rotator for like 48 days and. they're gray and sideways and lumpy one. that's the Carlos one hair on top one. hair on top that's the Carlos okay oh no.

the Carlos oh my God the Carlos hot dog. is just a it's a glory hole it's a hot. dog with a hole and you can [ __ ] it yeah. that's the Carlos but let's reinvent the. onion ring what do you think reinvent. the onion ring onion it's just one whole. onion we throw in a deep fryer dude. that's so good and instead of like a. like that's so good like a caramel apple. but it's just an onion on a on an onion. ball on a stick we two onion balls dude. yeah dude right we breed the whole thing. deep fried onion balls right in the. middle we got to put something o what is.

in the middle of the invisible the. invisible paper for the [ __ ] candies. I yes the White. Rhino rabbit the white right something. like that you know what would be really. great onion balls if it's all a surprise. and sometimes it's not cool like one of. them's a ballute egg is in the middle of. one or two of them you don't know what. you're going to get not cool onion balls. yeah right not cool onion balls like. somebody will go oh great I got a. regular onion some guy goes oh my God I. got [ __ ]. Juju Bears what Juju bees Juju.

bees Juju Bear is my business. manager I love him the man no wait so. some of them are bad some of them are. good you know how like you get shashido. peppers and some of them are hot that's. the risk you take this is our shidos one. should have a Golden Ticket Wily Wonka. style for a guest oh yes a Golden Ticket. yeah uh oh golden. ticket. and you get to use it to no I think it's. honest I'm not even kidding when I say.

this is such a good idea it's such a. good idea the hot dog restaurant and you. know who's going to work there who these. guys M 100% mone's a [ __ ] the the. [ __ ] onion ball guy I think he cleans. out the grease pits okay yeah I think he. dumps out the grease let okay and you. know him he'd be like could could I take. some of the grease home yeah dude take. the grease Home Chili let's reinvent. Chile careful how do we I don't know. anything about Chile you don't know. anything about chili I know mean I know. I like it I like it too I don't know how. to make it that's we to call the people. you got to call David Chang yeah yeah.

about Chile what's in Chile well it's. just beef let let's guess this let's. guess I'm being real all right so is. there bone marrow there can be your. chili probably has bone marrow yeah you. could put bone marrow on anything so I. my chili bone marrow love it chopped up. meat okay what kind of meat um cow kind. the cow kind we had in in Toronto that. it was like what was it like $70 an. ounce that [ __ ] Wu wagu w what about.

baby C cow CF what do they call that. baby cow calf the calves of the uh ve ve. yeah ve is so good we do ve me okay ch. ch chop that up chunky chug CH put the. bow marrow right and then you put some. sort of like bass boo Your Bass I know. is it what's the liquidy vibe about. tomato tomato tomato tomato paste you. put tomato paste well you put a stock in. there whether it's a beef stock or. sesame oil I love sesame oil and. everything but oh that's just an add in. yeah okay put sesame oil in there so the.

beef the be and beans then they put. beans in ch kidney beans yeah yeah and. you just mix it around right no elbow. beans uh what else uh uh what kind of. beans are there lime beans amiba beans. lime beans yeah yeah uh some of Carlos's. family. members anyway we'll do that we're going. to stick hot dogs no chili then you. thinking too big and you know how when. you walk into a convenience store and. then what does ours do let me let me. guess let me guess and I'm offended by.

it. okay yeah every time you walk in I want. to hear that. dude oh hot. dog come on come on that is so [ __ ]. cool right but it's not I have to be. it's got to be my voice over yes of. course what do you mean it's our [ __ ]. restaurant so you walk. in oh oh hot. dog that's and then uh and then Daddy.

while you die he playing on Loop the. whole place and then we have to have. dude we have to have a a mascot like a. you know your dad your dead dad is our. mascot you want a hot. dog and he walks around just the ghost. of your father fre free free hot dog for. you we have to but we have to he's got. to be a furry creature no or no no a. furry creep make them purple a oh okay. put fur on them purple by my dad all. right okay oh I'm purple.

purple that's his name po po po and. people think it's POA your dad purple. purple yeah yeah so so good I'm telling. you this is a great idea it's great. fancy start to make up a business plan. for this please yeah yeah seriously I. would love to do something like that no. [ __ ] you don't have a choice we're. talking about CU this job is about to. end for you soon and you're going to be. taking over the [ __ ] we're talking. about it dude you're [ __ ] lunatic. fend dog. what's up dude good to see it Bobby say. hi.

hi so Asian dude hello get on the mic on. your headphones I'm intimidated by your. looks dude yeah good looking kid yeah. yeah good looking kids yeah I'm like. he's always I'm really intimidated by. your look I've always have been yeah. there's something about you man you're I. just I don't I don't know what it is. he's always trying to fight me yeah well. when you walked into the Olive Tree last. time I remember you did try to fight him. last time we were in on site yeah on. site a 1940s Bell hop where are our bags. by the way don't you a 1940s Bell hop at.

a hotel dud look at them dude but a good. one I feel like yeah maybe what's that. way of talking that we did a Paul Thomas. Anderson hotel or something was that. kind of talking we. did the white supremacy what was that no. the Takis the Takis the Takis he looks. like that you're a Taki dude and you go. put him up put him up stick them up. stick them up up Duke them up sorry Duke. up Chang Du up Chang is Duke up Chang. related to the new. the brothers but anyway um you have that. VI but you know what I did attack you at.

the um at in New York MH and in La last. time I was I did and um true let me see. if I want to apologize uh here. here he does not want to it's fine I. love you though ladies and gentlemen our. our our Popin guest one of uh one of the. homies uh New York's finest uh comedian. Mike feny is here uh looking as Dapper. as ever if you're if you're on audio. only he's got some of the best hair in. the business some have quoted him as. saying second or third to melany I've. heard you're right behind John hairwise.

lot less lot less uh Coke yeah less Coke. you don't have a CO yeah but you do have. a family now just like he does so it. could it could happen soon dude I'm. looking toik you have kids Mike I have. one yeah oh that's congratulations old. thank you oh I'm sorry that felt that. there was a lot of resentment in that I. just just learned the word so I I think. I'm doing pretty good oh got you got. when he learns words he's got to use. them often they like a word a day yeah. you work it in like what is it called. when you what is it called when you're. masturbating and you're choking yourself. out at the same time asphixiation.

autoerotic asphixiation learn that he. had a little bit of trouble with that. too yeah say it fast autoerotic. asphixiation he did it good and he. didn't change shape in his face look at. that yeah now watch Bobby but you were. also mouthing the words like a like a. stage mom while I was saying. it. there autoerotic asfixiation he has to. change his face see how he goes like. this he goes Auto orotic expiation see. if you can do it like this Auto orotic. exix. you I'll be H yeah you did so with your. eyes autoerotic xation blink again blink.

oh don't blink blink don't make it. creepy no just don't blink autoerotic. exxi there you go you look like someone. who does it all the time it's crazy it. feels like that's your move dude in a. good way in a good like a punk rock like. oh yeah yeah yeah like rock and roll. yeah not in like a Chester Bennington. kind of a way right you know as he comes. rock and roll yeah do it babe I think I. should go no stay now you're in trouble. see you cross a line and you knew what. you were getting into this job is really.

hard Auto it's like they want me to. cross it but when I do they you [ __ ] me. up. Stu here we go autoerotic fixation now. you're proo dude you're doing it worse. now for some reason I auto ration that's. better you what. better he left out like five letters an. aoic fixation he doesn't know all the. letters okay I don't know all the. letters d let's move on let's move on. anyway um Mike good to see you bud what. are you doing out here that was a fun.

that was a fun you turned that into a. talk show he's good at that too Mike. great Mike what are you doing out here. yeah you really Byron Allen me well I'm. out here I have oh you compare me to. Byron I heard you don't like sunshine. you like sunshine yeah a very rich. successful man he own he owns the. weather right does he own the Weather. Channel P does yeah does he he owns The. Weather Channel bought the Weather. Channel look at this Byron Allen look it. up he bought the Weather Channel a. couple years ago but I remember at at. mit's funeral everybody was talking. about it wow owns The Weather Channel ho. [ __ ] dude so every time there's a.

hurricane he just [ __ ] sit yeah he's. getting papered up dude also he [ __ ]. me dude what happened he had sex with. Bobby no that was years ago no they he. has a show I forgot what was called the. Byron Allen show no there's a show that. he does jie Miller works on what's it's. called um uh funny you should ask is. that right the game show yeah is it yeah. that's I think funny you should ask. right so I did it once yeah I got it. right so I was there and Byron you know.

says hello this and that and he goes. that's your seat I did it with like when. Lou Anderson was still alive and there. you are and the shirt says old fart. that's a great shirt a great shirt what. happened to that shirt I don't know but. that's my shirt right old fart right can. barely see you and I was supposed to do. the like two more after that M and I. found out right after I was leaving. somebody called me and goes yeah Byron's. going to do your spots wait what what do. you mean Byron's doing your spots he's. going to sit on the chair and he wants. to be on camera on his own show he hosts. the show right no some other guy hosted. it at the time oh wa that's [ __ ] got.

bumped I got bumped by the guy that R. owns it right so I'm going to say to. Byron dude we have issues dude and I. don't care you own the weather put a. [ __ ] tsunami at my house no yeah give. me a hurricane cuz you live close to me. don't do that in charge you're in charge. with the weather I don't care dude well. you a storm now yeah Storm from X-Men. Storm is black I know so so we have a. [ __ ] bone to pick man no no you've. picked it right now that's what I meant.

bone is picked my dog so anyway don't. even don't say his name oh sorry I. didn't I love you mik what you Mike Mike. Mike Mike hi you look great what you. what are you doing out of here bud can I. also say this is the largest amount of. water I've ever been offered uh on a. show before welcome to LA dog this ain't. New York buddy I'll be drinking this the. next two weeks this is crazy yeah that's. as big as your apartment in New York. that's the [ __ ] problem with New York. is everything is smaller out here bigger. baby you think this is Chrissy chaos. yeah [ __ ] that dude this a real podcast.

give you all the water yeah phen's got a. new special out right now uh we'd like. people to go see it and watch it because. he's a friend and he's uh wonderful it's. out available right now tell them the. title you're going to love it Mike FY. and night at the comedy seller it's on. my YouTube channel youtube.com that's. the title Mike FY comedy yeah yeah I. kept it pretty pretty I didn't want any. Mike doing standup call it that well. there's the reason why it's called that. you you know what I mean there's a story. what what what is the story well maybe. I'll tell it D you know. what no I I got what it is you know what.

the deal is dude what is the deal ever. since I I've known you right you're. conflicted with me no yeah yeah yeah. yeah there is what are you saying well I. from my perspective an outsider yeah. okay you're not really an outsider a. young comic an apprentice you're. literally an Insider of the show yeah. yeah so what is your so you're going to. tell your boss something you came in. kind of hot. yeah dude this is pretty amazing Bobby. is mad but maybe there's something I.

don't know there's a past you said uh. exactly yeah you got to put it into. context dude yeah so what happened I. think the first time we met was outside. the comedy Celler at the village. underground um I said what's up dude uh. I'm Mike and then I think your first. words were you [ __ ] and then you. lunged at me and I think that's been. kind of our uho I'm not I'm not mad. about does that sound like something I. would do yeah oh my God yeah guys vote. here if we can have a [ __ ] click. something I would that's insane Behavior. were you like holding your eyes far.

apart or something no no was not pulling. my eyes he was that's right that's what. you were doing M doesn't sound like yeah. yeah yeah so you went like that and. that's why he Lun dude Mak more stop. asan hate Mike you didn't see me doing. that all right Mike feny walks up to you. and goes welcome to VI's underground. that's what he did no you know what he. did he did the reverse he made his eyes. wider. it's just to prove his confidence yeah. just to prove I'm wor yeah yeah Mike.

what the [ __ ] dude looking up and down. yeah the peripheral so anyway so we've. had conflict but let's let's resolve it. now dude wash the beef I literally have. no beef with you dude it's great I I. don't want to have beef with you man. yeah yeah I have beef with somebody else. Byron Allen yeah and you know but um. you're in some [ __ ] you're in some [ __ ]. dude I'm glad you stay would you fight. Byron Allen like let's say he like heard. about this and he wants to square up. with you would you fight him for real.

like in a physical like boxing yeah like. let let's say Byron Allen hears this. takes it serious and wants to square up. with you he's [ __ ] big he's 6 foot. three I know there's no way dude he's. gonna [ __ ] you up fck why you talking. [ __ ] on our show he's going to [ __ ] you. up I'm never going to see him again I. doubt it dude he owns the. weather oh fog every time he's around. yeah dude all. AES what a cool super I heard B here I. can't see them imagine a group of kids a. bunch of kids sitting around Elementary. School I want to be a firefighter I want.

to be a Spaceman I want to own the. weather Byron we can't own the weather. not be ridiculous [ __ ] yeah yeah he. bought the weather I [ __ ] wild it's. Mike feny live at the comedy Celler. night at the comedy Celler oh I got it. wrong it's yeah it's all right see. you're start see what I'm saying see. there's a tone yeah you are throwing. you're throwing these weird verbal darts. at him. let's start over try it again let's do. it again go ahead introduce the his. special so Mike feni a night at the. comedy Celler yes correct it's it's I.

assume it's taped at the comedy Celler. it's taped you're doing really things. with your eyes yeah you went crossy you. know and you're doing it live it's a. night it's at night M yeah and it's you. Mike FY it is so Mike feny night it's. comedy seller yeah but it's also there's. there's four rooms of the comedy sellers. no D don't don't talk that see that's as. you know I said okay good he did say as. you. know I know I know I know and uh it's me.

doing all four rooms in one night oh. that's cool idea and then I uh I. directed it and I edited it because I. pitched it to production companies and. they said it couldn't be done and would. cost over kind of what didn't feem and. andir do that exactly it's he he did all. three rooms of The Comedy Store he did. three this is four so it's more I like. that that's smart yeah I got to one up. want to one up our buddy dude wanted to. one up our buddy yeah yeah it's great. original I you know it's great you're.

thinking you know the Box yeah yeah yeah. yeah tell him about your special nothing. okay so anyway let's go back be nice be. nice oh you don't think I can do one no. you can't I do do it you know what I bet. you can't you know what I'll do about. this there we go you know I'll do M I'll. do mine everywhere with the com store. and at the LA and at The Improv and at. the ice house so I wound up I W uped mic. really like I could do that you're. leaving out so Flappers you're not gonna. do Flappers yeah Flappers and all that. stuff what about the Comedy Castle or. whatever [ __ ] what about the I'm sure.

it's great what can they see Mike good. to be. here what a pleasure thanks for visiting. us here in La um where can they see your. um special you can see it on my YouTube. channel youtube.com Mike we'll put the. link in the description for people that. want to watch it yeah yeah Mike and um. let me say and the reason why we have. this is to make I respect you is that. what it is one 100% dude okay the pause. gave me pause yeah you know um hold on I. think you're more of a Ronnie Chen fan.

fan you think I'd like Ronnie Chang more. than you you're saying a little bit I. know Ronnie Chang more than you but. maybe that's just a maybe that's just an. issue we can work through well he's. trying to say do you like Chinese people. or Korean people better as what he's. trying to get to the root well I have I. have a history though with uh with I. have a there was a kid in my high school. what you have a history of what with. Chinese people we all do. buddy run pretty deep um I uh there was. a kid that we grew up with in my. neighborhood he moved there in high. school and uh we called him Mexican Tony.

but he was he was incredibly Chinese. that's what made itun that's what made. it fun uh but he was funny Mexican. tonyon so funny yeah he was uh he was. from China he was like a transfer kid. and his family was so rich they had the. biggest house in our neighborhood and he. went to our high school and he wanted to. ingratiate his friends into the uh you. know people make friends so he had all. the people over over for a house party. in uh 11th grade and we all went to his. house Long Island you know scumbags we. all got very drunk there was probably 50.

people there got way out of control. people like destroyed his house like. punched holes in the walls people were. fighting and brawling I lost my. virginity on his sister's bed after. seven Mike's Hard lemonades and ever. since then I felt bad about that so I. feel like I owe the Chinese people a. little a little bit of gratitude he. opened his home to me and uh and we. really ton now I don't honestly I know. he got in a ton of trouble for that his. house was pristine beautiful impeccably.

he just he thought he would just have a. few friends over and then everyone text. let me ask you a question he's in. Trump's cabinet I heard he was he's. probably doing and Mexican. Tony we all love Mexican. Tony not really Mexican yeah when his. parents came back you mean what do you. think they would said to him accent. please. so here you are set the I'm Mexican yo.

mom Dad what's up sorry Mom Dad why how. do you I am very disappointed in you. Mexican no. dude no let's do it again they were. proper speaking you know what I mean. also so you're saying that Mexican. Tony's parents were born in America no. no so they had accents right are you an. actor. Mike are you an actor Mike sure this is. the role okay right oh Mom Dad sorry we. had a party last night my bad I am very.

disappointed very good very good very. good very good would you ever come out. of here or I was going to move out here. in 2019 I was having so much fun. remember 2019 at The Comedy Store was. like it was just I came out here it was. the first time I came out to LA and I. was like oh [ __ ] this might be better. than New York now like it's like it's. like at that level every comic you guys. are all driving like Ferraris and like. BMW. what happening I was like how is. everybody doing so and then I was like. you know what I'm I I did New Year's Eve. at The Comedy Store and it was amazing.

and I was like I'm going to move out. here in this year in 2020 and then you. know it all ended so and you know who. did that yeah Byron. Allen oh he brought it with the with the. weather oh [ __ ] Chinese fog rolled. in yeah yeah he's Unstoppable he really. is dude yeah hit TV shows controls the. weather I think the combination of Co. and then Rogan and everyone moving out. of La kind of [ __ ] up the scene a.

little bit I have to admit that I think. but I think we're the scene now yeah. yeah but I don't like do you like being. the scene you like being Top Dog I'm. having so much fun I'm having fun but I. don't sometimes like I look at the. lineup and I'll go oh I'm the the guy on. the lineup I don't like that I like. seeing but you were always one of the. guys in the. lineup to be one of many but to be the. only one sometimes you know sometimes. you look at the lineup and go oh [ __ ]. I'm the only guy I think what a lot of. times happens with us that also happens. in New York that I see and he can attest. to this comedy seller lineups everyone's.

on [ __ ] Tour all the time yeah I. think more comics now are on tour than. I've ever seen in my life every single. comic is and also every single comic. seems to be in Australia and New Zealand. we just got an offer to go down there it. feels like Australia New Zealand have. every comedian in America well tell him. where you're staying right now you care. to talk about it or no yeah it do I'm. saying at Tim's uh Tim's Mega Mansion. over in the Hollywood Hill you're like 5. minutes from me like 3 minutes from me. yeah let's hang out dude. I we leave tomorrow. for if you weren't leaving how long have. you are you how long are you in town for.

uh I'm only in town till Sunday then I. go to Austin oh yeah yeah. oops Yeah Yeah got back from Austin do. you have any words of wisdom for for uh. for feny for for Austin give him give. him one of the inside dips yeah get like. a whole carton of cigarettes you're. going to be us you're going to be. smoking them okay I mean have you been. there yet yeah aw I haven't been to the. Mothership though since it's open though. so that be my first time are you going. you going to play there yeah I'm doing.

uh I'm doing kill Tony when I'm out. there that's right yeah we're opening up. Bob and I are opening up a club down. there the father ship and I don't know. if he's going to be mad about it but. we're doing it we don't give [ __ ] and we. have also hot dog stand restaurant we. are open up a hot dog stand for real. it's called Uh oh hot dog and what's why. is it uh oh go ahead and show them uh oh. hot dog it's a great character he did. it's a great character he did on Mad TV. bring up oh hot dog real fast. oh I mean two camera no less just a full.

right at the camera so we're open up of. a hot dog joint I mean that's for that. that's how that that's how that sketch. Ends by the way it just all the sketches. end with all hot dogs and then you just. that's fun it was mad tv at the time and. we can move on I don't need to do this. cuz he's goingon to not want to talk. about it but it honestly it was the. reason that I think it was so successful. up against SNL was that the sketches. were way more like wacka do Insane I. think SNL tried and still does have kind.

of a cohesive like front middle end. right like it always has like a bow on. it like a a very traditional. well-written sketches sure but I like. that that show was [ __ ] weird it was. like shooting at the sky sometimes and. it didn't matter if it didn't really. miss Swan. and [ __ ] weird what was the one that. um what was the one that uh Michael MD. Mel mdal Stuart Stuart I not all of. the amount of times that people yeah my. friend I used to just do that like look. what I can do jump and just do the.

dumbest thing it was wonderful we're. having dinner with Michael by the way. don't I know we are but but here's. here's the one thing I want to say is. when I auditioned there was like they. didn't want me they were like we want a. white guy so they they the times have. changed and they wanted to Taran kill. him oh and so you know at the end it was. down to me and Taran killum and they. basically said we got to give this kid a. shot I mean I know he's as Korean we. they've never had I mean they've never. had anyone like that none of the sketch. shows really had someone like me and you.

both got it and me and Taran both got it. and um so you know my hats off to them. for hiring me hats off to them for. hiring we actually met some of the Matt. TV people in Boston oh yeah yeah they. came some of the old Executives came to. the writers and stuff like that it was. great it was great wow anyway had a good. time Mike Michael thanks for being here. thanks for having me um we check out a. special please go watch a special right. now on YouTube uh Mike FY will link it. the boys will link it in the description. it's I'm going to get your number after. this so that the next time you're in.

town no more fighting I can book you on. tiger Valley y I would love to do it. okay so I'm going to get your number. after this thing wow and let's cause. peace I love that yeah there's too much. turmoil in the world yeah we let's let's. settle this conflict right here what was. the wink though yeah see that wink undid. everything you just said Cahoots yeah. the wink was um first of all what was. that it's a miracle that an Asian guy. can win yeah it is pretty surprising. yeah because it's it's very subtle well. they're so close together the ey and. that's right and the words wink and.

blink are also too close. together I don't. know how do we know what you're really. doing yeah so no that Wing was pleasant. okay it was a pleasant wing and I want. to say let's do that thanks for coming. by here thanks for having me and thank. you for being a bad. [Music]. friend. yeah.

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