Twitter Deal Canceled! | Ep 114 | Bad Friends

hey bad friends come see me live this. weekend uh I'm playing Los Angeles I'm. doing my hour for the Netflix Festival. here in Los Angeles go to andantino. oncom for the tickets then I'm going to. be going to Vancouver and Tahoe. Montclair New Jersey and Niagara Falls. only a couple of dates left to come see. me but this weekend bad friends come see. me Los Angeles downtown the Palace. Theater on Saturday May 7th Andrew. Santino dcom for the tickets Andrew. Santino decom for them tickets you two. are bad friends who are these two idiots. white dude Asian dud you two are.

disgusting you two are something we're. bad friends let's welcome Bobby back. from. Oklahoma so I um shout out to Craig. drinking water Craig drinky water yeah. yeah drinking water drinking water no no. no deer in water deer water you texted. me you don't know the name I do know. Craig deer in water Craig deer in water. yeah yeah Craig deer in water yeah de.

water you're right the red corn family. shout out to the [ __ ] red corn family. heavy shout out to the shout out to. Sterling all the guy gang over there um. shout out to um were the yellow corn. boys there yeah I never met the yellow. cor I think I'm the yellow. corn yellow corn yeah you are the leader. yeah uh shout out to uh all the ladies. at the tavern I hung out there little. vague gr it's a restaurant grle bunch of. people shout out all to all the people. at lowwood and bull in the alley shout. out to not to fck [ __ ] the hotel.

gredle was there was Hansel there hey um. I had a really good time man that was a. really fun time I was in Tula for two. weeks shooting res dogs and um I just I. just love that show man it's so good I. think you look really really good and it. looks fun like you look like it's a fun. character it's a fun character because. now I'm you. know a little wild little wild yeah. little a little wild now well I want to.

say something happy birthday whose. birthday I don't know I would you say. idiot well first of all let's welcome. back to the show a missing element of. the show the black stain on our hearts. that is the most beautiful little nugget. the little cocoa bean that we love to. bring to the show and sometimes he's. busy and can't make it but he's back in. Black because that's his skin color. ladies and gentlemen little black magic. AKA doc Willis AKA I don't park cars no.

more Doc is in the [ __ ]. building in the building what's up hey. Doc you know it's summertime yeah he's. wearing a. sweater a roll like this you you you. don't get sweaty no this ain't even a. sweater it's like a thin t-shirt yeah. maybe the liquor kind of makes it does. it cool your body down yeah a little bit. um drinking a day though yeah on Twitter. I I there's a couple of women that have. tweeted me and they said and in a. serious way not in a joking way m you.

have to be nicer to Doc we can't stand. it we can't stand it you're a bully but. they [ __ ] I know so what I'm what I'm. going to do for this podcast okay is be. mindful and be just super generous and. kind to you I'm going to. try I'm going to give it a go because. you know what they might have a point. right so I want to say you can wear. whatever you want even though it's. [ __ ] 90° outside all right you can. drink whatever you want I support your. alcoholism and I support um so what this.

this going to be a Christian podcast now. what is this this is this is it's not no. I I'm is this going to be a Christian. podcast yeah it's going to be a. Christian podcast you know that well. let's pray for your how about let's all. do a prayer together Jes dear heavenly. father dear Jesus dear little black. Jesus dear little black he is black they. might have a different God black people. yeah. what thought said you're going to be. nice no no no right away I'm say what. the white God is better than the black. God but isn't it though no I mean I'd.

rather go to Black Heaven because it. seems like there's better. music. hotter Rudy BBC right yeah yeah can you. imagine you could see black Jesus was uh. like one of those guys that in New York. who does like dips and pull-ups on the. playgrounds you seen those videos that's. black Jesus he says stuff like yeah man. I knew basad he did yeah Black Jesus is. hotter right but you think black Heaven.

is different than white Heaven do you. think we're all together in the. afterlife yeah you don't think it's. segregated I think I think it's. segregated I think it's segregated why. would it be I don't think God I don't. think God let's there's one God I don't. think he's he's going to be like all. right guys this is your cloud or your. section no he'll let everyone hang but I. think we would just kind of our Angels. would fly toward our group you would do. what you do what people do in the real. world you kind of go by the people that. you know.

so there would be a black section of. Heaven there would be a Filipino section. of H Heaven sorry and of there would be. there there would be segregated groups. yeah I don't think so and I would come. over to the cloud and I'd go what's. going on over on your cloud and you guys. you know there's got to be a cookout. going on up there okay and I would be. invited to the cookout the cookout yeah. you definitely be there I would come. through it would he get invited to the. cookout yeah well I cuz you know we like. I wouldn't come we like Chinese food. so I mean all of y'all wel this okay let.

me ask you something um do you know what. this phrase is get invited to the. cookout do you understand this phrase. yeah either you're not or but do you. know what it's in reference to no okay a. song in in Black Culture yeah referring. to someone who isn't black that gets. quote unquote invited to the cookout. means you're cool with black people. enough for them to go you can come to. the cookout yeah I've never invited to a. cookout I know I trust me I know you've. never been invited to a cookout you. invite me to a cookout at least.

do not invite him you don't get that. you've got to do a lot of fixing down. here on Earth before you get invited to. Black let me ask you something Black. Angels just listen all right they don't. fly by the way they they they chill well. there's too much bling on the on the the. wigs. you it's just heavy heavy down with like. a bunch of metal you can hear the Black. Angels coming with all the chains. knocking off each other when they. fly are are the wings black as well or. is this just the body I don't know how.

does that work you know what show him. the palm of your hands right now. boom you see what I mean you see what I. mean a darker tan yeah yeah well I did. my 23 and me I'm like a 177% white that. helps yeah yeah are. you uh I'm 77% uh like Congo West in. West uh West Africa and then uh I'm 2%. Asian and South Asian South Asian you're. 2% South Asian yeah and like 1% you're.

more like Tiger. Woods you know say that's eyes come. that's what the eyes come from you know. oh is that you do have squint your eyes. H what are my eyes am I am I you have. big eyes big round ey big round eye yeah. by the way speaking of get invited to. cookout would either of these two get. invited to cookout these Latinos of. course 100% we every minority is invited. now you guys would be a little bit I get. invited to the cookout yeah you cuz you. but but I'm a minority of whites you did.

a movie with Kevin har so you get a. ghetto thank yeah I did too [ __ ] oh. you did yeah yeah yeah yeah but he said. he didn't like you that's true that's. true what would what would Bobby bring. to the. cookout what would he bring well you. what would you bring that's what I want. to well you know if you go to chosan or. Parks any of the Korean restaurants love. right love do they what do they. bring what to the for to the table that. seems a little. weird potato salad oh potato salad I I. don't like oh no no I don't like salad.

no that's like a big thing black people. you can't people don't like potato salad. no we they love potato Sal salad but we. we argue with each other about potato. salad they make it you can't bring it if. you brought potato salad throw it away. can I say this what's that. I I want to be nice okay no no no no on. Let It Fly you [ __ ]. little what I saying is is that you. think that I go low.

grade you don't think that I go high. grade high grade I mean last night when. I came into town right I want to see my. dogs so I went to BOA Steakhouse right I. ordered two steaks one for me and a $75. steak for my dogs okay that's how I roll. dog I I feel you on that all right so I. would come to your [ __ ] in the room. full of strangers that don't know you. and you just come walking in with potato. salad and it's. all you you know who I am come on bab.

what's. up no I'm just saying they're not going. to know who I am no credit they never. they never saw if you walked in with. potato salad it's like. [ __ ] that sh he's telling you black. people love potato salad they take pride. in it yeah so if you show up with. something whack or mediocre then you get. Uninvited to the cookout okay now you're. in Jeopardy of Never Getting invited. back you got to bring something more. monotonous it's funny because I imagine. that me driving to a cook out in my head.

is going to think this is the last. cookout I'm ever going to go to it's. just a onetime deal for me so if they. ever ask me back [ __ ] it that's what I. want secondly right if I had a cookout. cuz Korean we don't call it cookout we. call right so if you were invited to my. C right and you brought kimchi yeah. that's the same thing it's the same. thing but check it out right we would. laugh of course of.

course black man. kimchi mean if you brought kimchi to our. right we would laugh we would whisper to. each other who brought the you know what. I mean if the kimchi was legit we would. be like we we would go this is legit. yeah but I don't I just don't think he'd. bring kimchi what would you bring to a. Korean I don't know how you you would. make Kim would you make kimchi how does. kimchi made do you think kimchi uh I.

don't even know what it is welcome back. to cooking seaweed right you don't know. what kimchi is seaweed okay seaweed yes. sure okay it's first of all seaweed what. else uh brussels sprouts yeah spr Sprout. M beans Sprouts love bruss Sprouts we. love it no no keep going so seawe bruss. brussels sprouts you said you said. string beans or green beans what did you. say little bit no U mung beans okay M. beans you know you I'm. [ __ ] yeah M be what and then how is.

it prepared uh you take the seaweed. little bit of Miracle Whip. right he's he's pretty mirle. yeah May bit hot sauce what kind of hot. sauce Tabasco or Louisana Wasabi little. bit Wasabi hell yeah fam now we cook now. we're cooking yeah I don't know how to. yeah if you brought that I just know out. of oura all right yeah cuz that's not. kimchi can we do how do you make kimchi. cabbage it's cabbage right and then they.

ferment it with seasoning right and then. they bury it for like a year sometimes. shorter but it depends on how potent. they want it yeah but but but the the. stronger buried in in a you know. underground okay that's pretty much what. it is there's no mung bean. or don't have a little white Little. Sprouts in there we never had it how the. [ __ ] what are you inventing something. I'm just trying oh you're talking about. like um yeah yeah kongnamul so that's.

kongnamul Kul kongnamul has is a sprout. side dish that comes out to the yellow. one yeah with yeah that's not kimchi. okay okay so what is the kimchi to the. potato salad for Filipino people. kimchi do you understand what I'm what. we're saying like kimchi is a thing that. we're saying you bring what would be so. the Filipinos had a barbecue what would. we bring that's kind of like a customary. thing that you guys eat penet penet. what's penet it's like a noodle um you. think I'm going to bring noodles to your.

[ __ ] cookout how offensive I show up. with a bag of noodles no you have to. cook it okay I have to cook it yeah that. what's in penet um pork oh that looks. good that looks real or shrimp or. carrots and then there's obviously. there's snap peas in there and is there. cabbage um you guys do love cabbage yeah. I think I would like this this looks. really good it is so I could bring Pen. but what if I made it poorly wouldn't. you guys all be like you shouldn't have. showed up with it yeah we wouldn't.

invite you again see yeah you get one. shot you know what I would always bring. you know what the go-to is for any. culture what liquor booze that's true. Koreans alcoholics that's true black. people you know I'm bringing some. Hennessy dog yeah bring Filipino beer. you guys like beer Big Beer culture big. beer yeah for uh fancy um you know. Malibu what would you drink Malibu. something like that yeah yeah you bring. liquor if you bring booze you can't go. wrong if I showed up to a Korean cookout.

and I brought booze no one's going to. say anything right if I bring a dish. it's like what the who the [ __ ] does. this guy think he is yeah I've never in. like I've been to people's houses for. the holidays what do you bring nothing. Bobby I I literally don't you have to. bring a gift I haven't no but you from. now on you must you do yeah cuz I went. to Keegan's when you go to a [ __ ]. party you have to bring a party gift no. yes yeah ex I'm I'm with you doc hey doc. doc I with you F yeah yeah [ __ ] yeah I.

don't I don't bring a cake I don't bring. a card nobody a cake or a card for a. birthday party oh well birthday if I. know him uh see you're the odd man out. you don't bring anything you're rude. that's me you don't bring nothing for. people you know no he barely shows. up he was late to his own [ __ ]. birthday party this. year and didn't even [ __ ] stay you. know what he did we threw a birthday. party for this degenerate and he [ __ ]. left before the party was over to go do. a spot and we stayed a great.

wasn't what a magical night wow nice no. no I went to you have to bring something. for people all right from now on I know. if I invite you over to my house yeah to. eat dinner which I did that night you. came over I did yeah but if that's. different than if we have a party if I. have a party you have to bring something. like like you had if it's just you and. meisten let's backtrack here for a. second let me ask you a question okay. sure what kind of party is it a a little. get together if I said hey I'm having. people over on Saturday now let me ask. you something you know who I am right.

Bobby Lee all right so you know who how. I am Chinese no I mean that's that's who. I am back to who I am or what I am right. yeah okay you know how my behavior is. like my personality yeah annoying okay. would you then expect me to bring. something no but you're 50 you should. know by so I was invited to Keegan Key's. birthday party you brought nothing and. there was a [ __ ] t table full of. presents right and K and I just kind of.

zipped past the table we pretended we. put something in it and this is why we. did a hand motion yeah this is why. you're not getting invited to stuff this. is why you complained earlier before the. show huh this is why interesting I I. guess you're right I apologize you got. to give gifts all right all right let me. just say something let me finish what. I'm going to [ __ ] say okay I'm so. sorry okay thank from now on for any. cookout right for any thing that I'm. invited to I'm gonna bring something. it's not that I don't want to like I'm.

not I'm a generous. person I'm not generous you can be I'm. generous in a certain way like in terms. of like if we go to a meal I always pay. generally okay let's stop there stop the. reason you do that is so I don't have to. bring the birthday [ __ ] gift correct. but you no that's why I do things like. that so I don't have to do these other. you pay because you don't want to deal. with the money thing you just want to go. here and I want to leave that's more. self- serving no no stop no that's not.

true it's from my heart no it's pure. from my heart right the second thing I. do is um and ask anybody right at the. comedy store right I was I always I. always loan people money that's a bad. idea I'm just saying I was always the. guy right did I loan you money you. didn't loan it to me you gave it to me. yeah yeah so I give money away that's. nice no I'm that's why I give homeless. people money oh okay all the I'm just. saying right but because the way you're. painting me is like the selfish like I. to paint you you paint you I'm going to.

paint myself well start painting yeah. yeah like a rembrand I'm going to. rembrand it out right now r or I'll. [ __ ] Pocky Jackson poin you are kind. of Pocky yeah yeah I yeah that's right I. am I just spray [ __ ] on canvas dude and. what am I what what am I you are Coons. oh I love Coons I love Coons yeah no no. no no relax oh I'm about to say Jesus. Christ he's going to take any of those. words the wrong way.

[ __ ] mother Coons is a real artist bring. up Co he's a real artist he's really. good look at his some of his stuff. though you've seen him I know who he is. yeah he's good why did you you were. offended yeah cuzz I didn't know he just. threw that out so I didn't know that's. who he was talking about yeah I know who. this is that kind of looks like me yeah. yeah that's like me in a couple years. yeah yeah you're like Jeff cins you know. who oh you know who I'm you know who. you're like who John um baldasari John. baldasari John baldasari John. baldasari do you know who this is John. baldasari. this guy is [ __ ].

incredible okay so baldasari got I know. him I know him he got famous you see. these dots that he puts over so he would. take very very like essential photos or. pictures that existed in the world of. social culture yeah and he' put these. you remember those dots are from the. store you know from the old like 99 cent. store and yeah yeah yeah and he started. doing this to like really famous photos. and then he did it to his own stuff but. there's a great little mini piece on. YouTube somewhere you got to look for it. baldasari one day got so sick of the way. that the art world was was you know. manipulating his art or whatever you.

want to say or like using his so he. burned all of it he literally burned. everything he made yeah that's you. you're John. baldasari yeah in a beautiful way he. burned it cuz he was like [ __ ] you you. the systems not fair because what well. because a lot of people they turn. paintings what do you mean so they'll. buy it right from an artist or whatever. for like you know $50,000 and then a. year later they'll go to an auction and. sell it for $8 million right and then. the artist doesn't get a piece of it.

right so they turn it's it's a it's it's. a completely backward system but that's. one argument for why nfts are are kind. of logical yeah as odd as it is yeah. like if if real art could be nftd in the. sense that every time it was bought and. traded the artist got an original. Kickback that's what an nft literally is. yeah so when you talk about physical art. the re the the the way that it doesn't. have a kickback to the original artist I. think is the problem with art the. problem with an exchange of art dealers. that's the reason that [ __ ] Banky.

wanted to shred that art and then. ironically it made it worth three times. as much yeah but it's like the artist. should always get a kickback from the. original thing they made I don't know. why they don't [ __ ] there artists. though like that make millions of. dollars and there's this one guy I. forgot his name but he takes animals. puts them in formaldahyde and sticks. them just in a cage not a cage but like. a water tank like you would see a fish. tank or whatever right and $10 million. that's his art what yeah yeah ask see I.

think there is a guy that does that so. he taxad dermes the animal yeah and he. puts it in a [ __ ] but is it but is. the piece that it is in is that creative. is it in like no it's a black like one. of them was a goat I do love goats yeah. goats are great and the GU so one guy. that bought it right he was looking at. the tank one day and there was white. stuff coming out of the goat's nose. uhuh yeah right go on and he had to. drain the [ __ ] Malahide and then wipe.

the [ __ ] he like clean his own art. almost like that that's it the guy I. don't know about that right that's a. real artist what's his name Brian Fuller. yeah I got to be honest with you that's. it that's pretty that's pretty. beautiful I'm not going to lie I mean. that's stunning I know but how much does. a horse cost in real life yeah 10 of th. like 10 grand 15 grand so that's a15 15. grand horse right what do you think that. that well first of all well that's a. pony oh a pony how much is a pony.

probably same 10 grand that's a pony 10. grand right to you it's a horse. stock yeah to you it's a. mammoth yeah but yeah ponies about. $1,000 I think that's that's that's got. to be uh okay let's let's go a high ball. $10,000 our Pony okay fine it's a really. how much do you think that [ __ ] um. thing is to make the Box the wood yeah. the wood seems Couple Grand Couple Grand. right foral the height I don't know how. much I think you can get that for free.

right right to kill the pony that's fun. that's fun free yeah yeah that be free. right and then how much does that. painting cost or that artwork 200. million 200 [ __ ] million dollar. that's what I'm saying let's do this B. you have a house filled with anal him. why would kill him put him from how much. would you get for a human I mean just. dock with his little dick you get life. and [ __ ] P that's what the [ __ ] you. get we call it black man little dick not. we call it black man floating water.

little dick right the horse itself in a. nice way I love you so much thank tent. good tile what is it the horse the horse. itself was called the dream and it's 4.1. million for that 4.1 million for the. thing you just saw yeah exactly we got. we got to start doing that I know. there's another piece of art how many. animals are in your house seven I'm not. doing no don't do our animals where the. [ __ ] are we going to get the animals 4.1. million no which one you got to give up. one stubs no yeah yeah. dubs no maybe who throw it out there oh.

she had it on her tongue yeah throw it. out there throw it maybe who you're so. it's okay it's fine I'm not going to be. mad Remy Remy Remy yeah we have Remy you. want to kill Remy cuz he's old so he's. 12 oh so what older people aren't don't. belong so older people shouldn't live no. he's just going to die so might as well. kill him now is that what you're saying. about Tito Bobby because that's exact. he's going to die soon might as well. kill him now maybe oh well.

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artist is but it's of a little boy. facing a wall it's a statue I think I've. seen this before it's a little boy. facing the wall it's a statue yeah but. when you turn around right and it's a a. Jewish man that owns him I I mean it's. incred incredible that's that that's it. that's it so from the behind you think. it's a little boy right but when you. look at the face it's Hitler is that. cool oh my God is that creepy zoom in on. Hitler's face there. yeah oh please go Dad oh my God 17.2.

million for that yeah wow wow art I know. art is crazy doc who are you texting. right I was trying to find this artist. that I was looking for for well you can. ask them they got a computer up there. yeah but somebody texted to me and we. was going back and forth looking at the. prices what's the artist is it another. Hitler thing no no no it's uh I have to. show you would you put up a statue of. like Mao in your house oh yeah yeah you. would huh I I if there are any artists. out there that can make a gangas Khan. statue yeah or how about how about a a.

Andrew Santino Fabby Lee statue that. size from the back it's me from the. front it's you yes that's amazing if. someone can make that some can make that. right so from behind it looks like a red. hair it's got a little redheaded guy. yeah yeah am I kneeling why are we. kneeling and also the height right so. it's like the tall one has to be right. look like like a little and I've got to. be smaller but when you turn around I'm. actually I'm the tall one but with the. red hair no why it's going to look like. that I want it to be that same size well.

I I don't know if I like it kneeling. something about that is very strange. yeah yeah I kind of like it but. somebody's going to spend three years. working on that so what do it do it I. hope we have a fan that does that yeah. and we'll sell it and we'll sell it and. the original artist will make all the. money and we'll take a little bit of the. money yeah 10% 15 15% 15 or 20 25 and. the and the and the rest 75 25 how about. that the artist get 75 we'll get 25 and. we'll auction it off on the show if you. can make a little statue from the back. it looks like me from the front it looks. like Bobby but I got to tell you it's.

got to be high quality by the way talk. about empowerment yeah to have a little. as a Jewish man I guess I understand. that's the that is like the powerful. like yeah I own you you little [ __ ]. [ __ ] do you know what I mean I think. that's what it means it's like. diminutive he's bowing to you a little. bit he's kneeling yeah he's praying for. your for forgiveness so you won't kill. him I think if you were Jewish you'd own. this thing just to [ __ ] Lord over a. piece of [ __ ] yeah it would make sense. do you know what I'm saying yeah but but. the thing with Jackson you don't like it. nah just buying some [ __ ] apoc.

apocalyptic type [ __ ] like that that's. just weird okay let me say this what if. a black uh art collector a very wealthy. black art collector had a statue of a. slave owner on his knees like that like. begging for you to not do you would you. think that would be strange yeah I don't. want them in my house yeah but don't you. think that that would be sending a. powerful message to people that come to. your house that that you've taken back. control over someone that controlled you. no I don't think it would mean anything. all right well maybe you're not an AR. guy you're not an AR guy you're not an.

guy yeah I guess so I'm just I don't. because I can't see myself having. something like that you know what I'm. saying like what about when my family. come over what they gonna be like man. that's what I'm talking about had a. white man on his knees that's hell yeah. what you just said it sounds like. something someone would say and they're. going be like yo how much is that you're. going to go it's worth $19 million and. they're like hell yeah you own you own. the white man little [ __ ] it's an. investment I'm that a little bit and. probably the originally that thing was. probably somebody bought it for like. 500,000. right and through time it's an.

investment it's just worth millions. these things just [ __ ] go up you. wouldn't want a little white slave over. on his knees in your foyer when people. walk in I mean if it's worth some money. yeah can you imagine and then you put. your keys on his little head little. slave owner's head when you walk in you. put your Ferrari key on his little head. H yeah you see now you're get to come. around to it cuz then black success is. saying [ __ ] you to the little white man. when you walk in your huge house do you. see do you get it now that's why this. person owns the Hitler there are certain. Arts that I know that I could have do. like like in the 60s there was named. Larry punes he's a talented guy but you.

know what I mean um I think Jeff Coons. has a an. orb what do you mean it's just like a. blue orb that's worth millions of. dollars correct is right yeah cuz we me. and this girl was talking about this. what what is that this is like a pot. that he was selling it was like 25 Grand. yeah how much is the or he makes a lot. of money just that orb is stunning. though I know but I could don't you. think Jules you think you and I can make. an orb that's kind of boring. thank you let me tell you something yeah.

how about an assignment over the week. you guys bring in a [ __ ] blue orb. that's even remotely beautiful to any. degree and I'll and we'll see if we can. how much is a blue orb how much is Jeff. Coon's blue orb. yeah the other things are going for over. 50 million 58.4 million yeah. what blue orb blue orb is worth 50. million well yeah Larry p in the 60 used. to put like little kind of dots yes on.

canvas uhhuh look up Larry poons that. Jeff [ __ ] rabbit fetched 91 million God. damn he is killing it yeah man early. work Larry pun's early. work thank you I got to tell you. something though yeah yeah the little. dots right there the red the red one the. big the red one right yeah. that that right there stunning I it is. stunning but that right there is worth. millions of dollars because a lot of. messages in there there's no message in.

it man dots let me let me analyze it. analyze it oh eight dots oh my God now I. know what it means what does it mean. don't you know what the number eight. means yeah Google the meaning of the. number eight watch this this is going to. blow your mind meaning of the number. eight watch significance of the number. eight should not be overlooked. professionalism material Freedom. affluence and self-confidence are all. related to number eight num numerology. that's not all many numerologists. believe that the number eight is. associated with compassion freedom. self-re. go back to the painting go back go back.

to number seven let's see what the. number seven means go see what the. number seven means every number has a. [ __ ] meaning no it doesn't yeah yeah. go a powerful number inner wisdom. selfawareness intuition so hey Jules he. did eight let's do seven you do seven. talks you know what I'm going to do do. the meaning of the number four watch. this it's going to blow your [ __ ]. mind look at this self- expression and. self fulfillment yeah okay you do four. then what does Doc do what what is the. meaning of the number zero. hey that's hey that's completeness zero.

is complet spiritual standpoint zero is. the standing point from which other. numbers are created zero is the sign of. Eternity Evolution and infinity since it. looks like a circle so you know what doc. you are the. infinite of this show of this show you. are you infinite I feel that is that. beautiful yeah I'm sure is what kind of. art do you think you would make with. infinite I'll probably make a now don't. say a little statue of Hitler because. now. yeah yeah you said you didn't like it I.

would make a statue of a elephant what. does an elephant mean to you yeah. elephant is is uh memory uh massiveness. okay you know uh they're like good luck. charms for Indian people so it's you. know go ahead and explain yeah I don't. know much about it but I know that Hindu. people love elephants Indian people or. Hindu people pretty much the same pretty. much all all of it that's Asia so so all. of the Asians not all of them yeah never.

seen an elephant in. Korea never seen is there is there an. elephant in the Philippines no no well. they're not allowed they can't swim well. they're just too big that's true too big. so you saying there's no elephants in. Korea walking around naturally no maybe. in a zoo okay yeah yeah what do you mean. there's no elephants walking around. anywhere other than Africa naturally in. India I don't know if they walk freely. do they they do in India they do well. they kill people all the time in India. we know that see if elephants walk. freely in no no they do do you know they. trample people in India all the time.

yeah don't you think it's wild to get. trampled to death that's one of the. worst ways to die sheer weight crushing. you yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] sheer weight just. heavy look at that 500 people's deaths. were caused by. elephants oh my God it it which is funny. because how did your dad how did your. dad die elephant by elephant yeah I. brought one into the [ __ ] the home. can you imagine your dad they were like. where he's gonna. live he brought a pet elephant the. reason why I'll never get trampled by an.

elephant is because I just feel like out. of all the animals it's just the easiest. to see they're going to dude do you not. realize they can sneak up on you and. kill you but it's not like a snake where. it's like a bush you know and they get. you cuz they're elephants I feel like. you could see it maybe from I'm telling. you dude a half a mile away but when. they're running at you you can't get. away from them they're too fast and too. big oh so basically I'm in the tundra. elephants can run like [ __ ] 30 miles. an hour get the [ __ ] hey Google it so. but but African bush elephant can run 25.

mph God damn 25 you can run six ma. that's fine but imagine you're out there. you're in India you're and you see a dot. in the distance right and you and I are. like what is that is that I don't think. a do it's aage yeah we're thirsty we've. been walking all day maybe it's like the. sun in your eyes maybe that getting. bigger is that getting bigger it's. getting bigger it's fine oh no the the. ground is shaking a little King it's. fine I think it's okay no because it's.

you know and then we're dead that's how. fast it will kill us you think I don't. think I you have no I I don't think it. goes from Little Dot to 25 miles an hour. yeah I it just I know and also can I. just say this over the years and you may. disagree with me I've learned a little. move called. Dodge Dodge yeah what is that just. through the years I just I you may not. have this ability right but I have have. a dodging it's just an instinctual thing.

to just move out of the way you think. you're quick enough to dodge a [ __ ]. elephant yeah let me ask you this right. you think they're you think they're like. a race that's an elephant [ __ ] kill. you you didn't even move I. know that was more like a [ __ ] that. was like that was like 8. mph this thing's coming at you 25 you're. [ __ ] that's over if elephant FLW was.

that fast he would just be the number. one killer of anything on planet Earth. you son of a [ __ ] it would just be they. would be a Slaughter you would kick them. off the face of this planet there's no. [ __ ] way that was so [ __ ] funny. all [ __ ] you dude no because think of. this right they're not like a race car. right what you know I mean I I think. once you dodge they have this AB they. don't have this ability to turn around. really quickly okay do man getting. chased by elephant and I'll show you. what you're going to look like all right. all right elephant chasing human due to.

foolish activity and here's the problem. yeah I don't do foolish activities in. front of elephants that you know of no. because here's the problem right if they. have their babies they're really crazy. protective and if they've got babies. they're going to [ __ ] kill you if. you're anywhere near it look at that oh. you're [ __ ] look and that elephant's. chilling he's not even running fast oh. he falls oh not the movie fall God see. oh there's Bobby trying to dodge oh. where you. going yeah see now now he went the other. way still alive cuzz they're shooting at. him he's still alive they're shooting at.

him he's lucky that they were shooting. and throwing stuff at him oh okay how. about this the next bad friend's trip. we're taking is to Africa and we're. going and I'm going to make you outrun. an. elephant bro I'm going to make you out. so please donate to Adams ask Ian back. okay what I went to South Africa with. them and we did a safari okay I saw the. elephant okay okay and let me tell you. this right now they were so far away and. I'm not doing I'm not like that guy you.

know what I mean doing foolish things. man I'm not showcasing or anything in. front of them right they don't even know. I'm there that's how far away I am so. when I went to South Africa and I did. two months of shows there they said to. me listen Asians are third class. citizens I. agree and I go okay and they go just let. you know right we would do a meet and. greet and I you know I know I would kill. you know kill every show right of. course no one said they would come to.

every comic and go you're funny you're. funny they would look at me and not even. look at say anything no I swear to God. are you white people and black people. everyone so so no one said good job you. know what I mean and then check this out. I judged a local comedy show there right. I was like the celebrity judge or. whatever right and the guy that won. right I walked out to him after his. performance after you know the show was. over and I was with my girlfriend. Christine Pio ptio at the time and I.

tapped on the shoulder I go hey man I. just want you let you know you [ __ ]. killed it dude and he just turned around. and started talking to the other guy wow. yeah how did that make you feel like a. third class citizen no I went I tried to. ask Christine I triy to go get back to. my judges CU to remove his win yeah when. is going to change the number so. vindictive I wanted to change the number. because we hadn't announced that was he. the best yeah he was he was yeah but um. white guy black guy black eyy and then I. complained like an [ __ ] you.

complained that he won no I went this. [ __ ] [ __ ] you know what I mean I. [ __ ] go say hi and say. congratulations he doesn't even look at. me right and so he came to me cuz the. winner got to do our show oh that night. no like a week later okay so he shows up. in a suit oh and he's like and Trevor. knows everyone was there and he comes up. to me and goes hey I just want to let. you know that I go nah dude what he try. to make up for what happened you. wouldn't let you wouldn't let him no no.

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faku fukaku please tell him how you feel. after all these years you know I've. always hated you okay you know what. happened to your accent wh what's my. accent you're South Africa from oh okay. bbby. I but was it good keep going I like that. bbby bbby you good good guy maybe to. your brother stop you're like eating. mean it sounds very what is that are you. Native American I don't know I I can't.

even do you SM let me tell you when. whenever yall ask me to do an accent I. can only do doc Willis in a in a I like. it I like all right hint hint doc that's. why we make you do. it to make me [ __ ] look stupid okay. no not stupid stupid not stupid not. stupid go ahead uh [ __ ] [ __ ] for. [ __ ] well I'm going to say something. about you. you are you.

are special okay thank you you have a. heart of. gold you and uh you can kiss my ass. about that okay oh he didn't like you. see after all this time I never liked. you yeah you went one way and then went. the other way I never liked you okay. right are you. Irish I've never liked you he did a. little e Al there too a little yeah very. good can we can we get you would you be. cool with us getting like an acting. coach or something like that with you. like a voice coach maybe Voice coach I.

think you can act I think you can act. right okay a dialect coach like a I had. a I had an acting class with stepen. Snider Sten Snider who was the teacher. Stephen Snider oh I don't even know who. that is am I stupid I don't know Ste I. did you take acting class have you seen. my work. no [ __ ] terrible no I I uh never took. an acting class I took I took Brian Reed. for a while I took I never did Laura.

Henry Meisner technique I did that for a. year I thought about trying to do one. Leslie Khan is very big here in Los. Angeles she's very famous have you done. mner. because um they do have you done. repetition well I did performance. technique in college I took a so that. you know what repetition is yeah where I. say you have a nice black hat you have a. nice black hat I have a nice black hat I. have a nice black hat. I have a nice black hat I have a nice.

black hat I have a nice black hat I have. a nice black hat I have a nice black hat. and they just do I don't know what. what's the point of it to change. inflection and and all that stuff and. yeah because you can say things the same. way differently like watch yeah I love. Bobby Lee you love Bobby Lee I love. Bobby Lee you love Bobby Lee I love. Bobby Lee you love Bobby Lee I love. Bobby Le you love Bobby. Lee Bobby Lee you love Bobby Lee Bobby. Lee Bobby Lee Bobby.

Lee but imagine you spend $400 a week. doing that doing. that you gave the guy the lady money and. you're sitting there with a white dude a. handsome white dude from like you know I. mean who does that Virginia some kid. that just moved out there and you're. doing that for an hour and you're going. that's 400 back then also I had no money. no money yeah so it's like I just spent. half my money doing this and once you go. home you're trying to think am I just. too dumb to know why that worked or did.

I just really get [ __ ] ripped off for. $400 yeah you got RI because then you. actually go to a set and I you don't use. doesn't exist it doesn't exist no you. just do whatever you just say your line. yeah you know what I mean you're you're. you're acting just say your line I want. to say something real I want to say. something about your boy David Cho who I. love to death he's the best he his. performance on this thing beef I think. he's dude it's gonna I look I don't know. anything but he is so good yeah he's a. natural no I mean so there's some scenes.

where I'm like he's incredible this he I. I don't like to do that thing but. something about I think he'll get um. recognized for this work oh I'm sure he. will it's very very show dude. congratulations I'm not it's not I'm not. I'm not I know but you're a part of it. congratulations not really yeah you are. half of the scenes you don't see my face. yeah you're fine I'm not going to reveal. why but one day I showed up and they. were I was like I was like why am I here. two days two hours early yeah she's like. hair and makeup I'm like you don't see.

my [ __ ] head yeah I'm not even in the. thing you don't see me you know what I. did in reservation dogs they we had a. club scene and they're like a nightclub. yeah nightclub where everyone's dancing. mhm and I'm just dancing right and I'm. like where's the camera like I'm kind of. like where's the camera they're way over. there they can't see you yeah and I go. okay but I have to be here yeah they. they see you right okay they go action I. lay on on my back and I'm just on my. phone playing petris right for like 2.

hours yeah and then I got up and they're. like okay we're moving on didn't see you. Liars Liars Liars [ __ ] Liars but but. you're a giver and you will participate. and I participated you did a good job. yeah yeah yeah I want to tell you. something I sent fancy this this is how. deep our show stretches show them that. video so I got sent Andrew Schultz sent. me this video that's online a guy is a. tow truck driver and people are. recording you did and he's look at that. look everyone look in the corner there.

what he's watching a little bit of bad. friends if you start the video again you. can see he's watching Bad friends up. planted again look at that look at that. isn't that [ __ ] great yeah and this. guy's driving if you keep keep keep. going you can see there's another angle. of look at he's Towing this car and he. didn't he must have not hitched it right. yeah but holy [ __ ] look at. that yeah yeah that's a that is a bad. friends fan if I've ever seen one. what's great about our show [ __ ] you. can do things like that and still.

participate that's right that's a great. fan we love that guy whoever he is I. hope he reaches out to us like when. you're in the warehouse at Amazon do you. listen to our show no. okay I'm say have you ever heard our. show you know little bits here and there. Clips you mean yeah Clips you're on. YouTube on YouTube yeah they show a. little bit here there but you never like. listen to it no proba this is a picture. I wanted to bring to bring to light real. quick uh not a.

fan this is such a pervert photo if the. tell show show me a more perverted angle. than guy who that oh gross that's George. I swear to [ __ ] I thought oh my God I. thought you were doing a [ __ ] thing. like look at this [ __ ] idiot that I. saw on the internet the way those words. are I was looking at the hand first and. what the way he's holding the glass like. a [ __ ] [ __ ] look at this and then I. looked at the face like that's George. we're going to do a segment every week.

called look at this [ __ ] idiot and. this is week one look at this [ __ ]. idiot [ __ ] idiot he posted this and I. wrote why yeah yeah wait he posted it. online sure did that's where I grabbed. it on Instagram you better believe it I. cannot believe that's his post by the. way yeah let's analyze this photo who. who who the [ __ ] is he cheersing with. that thing who like who is that too what. is it what is that wait you know he has. chickens that live there right I know. this is outside this is outside his. house yeah so that's chicken he's. tending to oh that's chicken juice I.

don't know if that's chicken juice you. think you telling me George drinks. chicken juice no no I think he's. toasting to a chicken oh that makes. sense that's what I meant so the chicken. is like yeah and he's like bon bon. Chicken George has chickens yeah yeah. what for he's a farmer and [ __ ] or what. is he yeah he's from the farm he's a. farmer he a f [ __ ] I didn't know that. yeah yeah he's also white whites are. allowed to have all these weird things. and nobody can question it that is. goddamn true watch the dodo bird right. do you ever watch dodo on in on YouTube.

never it's a series dodo animals and um. so sometimes it's like dodo bird it's a. show no it's just called dodo dodo I've. never seen this before right there the. dodo oh I've seen all animals right but. it's like whenever it's like you know a. white it's always a white family that. has the squirrel or a raccoon or you. know or marup they're saving right it's. never like a Korean going look I found a. baby squirrel outside my front door and. I put you know I I I tend to it no it's.

like no it's in the it's in the [ __ ]. kimchi jig you know I mean there's. there's no way there's no way well. they're not going to show off their meal. are you gonna get off of are you g to. get off of Twitter now that Elon Musk. owns it you know people are protesting. and they're trying to get the [ __ ] off. Twitter I don't know what so politically. is he. right is he what correct right or left. it's just political I think he's pretty. Central I think he's part of kind of. just as long as he doesn't like you know.

he's a pretty Central character as far. as I'm concerned you think he'll bring. bring Trump back and let Trump have his. well first of all Trump trump publicly. said he doesn't want to be back on. Twitter so oh yeah because he has the. truth on yeah his own thing he's. promoting it's a bu tayl marjerie green. wants to be get her [ __ ] um personal. account reinstated sure you think he'll. do that probably yeah I think everyone. should be able to be on there dude I. that's where all my heartache is Twitter. so I never look at it it's gross. it's disgusting my biggest Ru my day but. don't you think everyone should be.

allowed to be on Twitter yeah I don't. understand like who who gets to decide. what's [ __ ] what's good to put out to. the world there's so much [ __ ] on. there any the weird thing to me about. kicking Trump off Twitter was even if. you [ __ ] hated Trump more than. anything in the world okay yeah you hate. Trump fine I understand there's [ __ ]. porno on there yeah but he there's girls. spreading their [ __ ] my little kid. can scroll and watch a girl farting come. out of her butthole on Twitter but you. don't want this psycho on there what's. the difference they're both [ __ ] guy is. the girl farting C starting an.

Insurrection she might. be all right well then maybe she's. saying maybe she's saying you know. February 9th let's go thr let's go fcom. on the capital I think that's the one. cool thing that's happened over the last. the culture shift yeah in what regard. what do you mean just LGBT and all that. stuff what do you what do you like about. it I don't know I just like the. voiceless having a voice okay yeah and. being seen okay well I there's some woke.

parts of me no everything slept no but I. but I'm lost over what you what do you. mean sounds so phony no you don't. believe it you no I don't believe him. what don't you believe you think he's. saying that because he's pandering yeah. just let me ask you something hey let me. ask you something hey let me ask you. something pal you think I'm a Pander. little bit okay in what way is that the. only well well for this particular. situation yeah you just saw a pictures. and then what you just got rainbow. happiness all in your.

heart you you no because um the there. was a documentary called the case on. Prop 8 right and I've seen that. documentary 15 times I love you know um. you count it what you actually count. yeah I've seen it a lot of times um the. Hollingsworth reverse Perry that's a. great documentary it's on HBO it's a. great book yeah and I cry every time I. see that documentary okay okay okay I um. but what but he's asking he still thinks. no what what I don't like is that he.

thinks that I don't he thinks that the. pandering thing and I'm not arguing with. you I'm just stating my case Okay is is. that um I'm obsessed with if you look at. my um documentary um on my um Apple TV. that I things most of them are gay. documentaries okay about the right their. rights and about their struggles and. whatnot and um I really resent that you. said. that I still don't believe you it's like. a [ __ ] it's not there. it's goad what what I don't know just.

ask me why tell me why you don't believe. that I've never heard you talk about. like the gay struggle and like oh I want. to until like now you know what I'm. saying so like like new there's a yeah. there's a lot of things that people. don't know you know how like some people. switch teams they go oh you know what I. ain't a lakeer tomorrow I'm a Clipper. that's like his oh you're saying he's. switching sides because. you just. jum say he said you're a bandwagon gay.

fan you jumped on the gay wagon and you. proba and you probably jump on the pr. boys in a little while that's how Bob. is's are you jumping on the gay. bandwagon just are you wagon wagon. you're just jumping on all these wagons. what he's doing are you BLM are you. jumping on that wagon too are you. jumping on the black lives matter. movement wagon here's the thing I the. thing I say this a lot the thing is this. I have to say it now cuz am I angry I.

have to go back to my original room I do. like when we trap you in the thing that. you have to wiggle out of I have to I'm. TR I'm you're a mouse that we put in a. little maze what what what I don't like. is is when I'm like I when I was in just. hear me out when I was in Oklahoma right. I was talking to somebody and they were. like oh I have I have seven animals and. they got oh that's weird I you don't. seem like somebody that just throughout. the years that I've seen you on. television thing just don't seem like. somebody that likes animals when I'm. just obsessed with them right there's a.

lot of things that I'm like in terms. of the be the reason why BLM is. happening like in terms of the. atrocities that happened between you. know the police and you know black. people do you believe that from Trayvon. Martin to you know you believe him he's. good he's good pretty good right now are. are things that I'm obsessed with I. follow the trials I I and I you know. anything that's oppressive you know what. I mean I just don't like oppression and. Authority right and um I'm fully against.

it because I was I'm a kid from trauma. and my dad was like that my dad was. abusive and controlling and I hate. that's why I hate Trump you know what I. mean I just don't like any of that [ __ ]. and I fight against it so yeah um when I. see gay people kissing in the middle the. street it makes me feel happy okay what. does it do to you doc you get an. erection and that's why you attacked me. and I believe I believe this I believe. that you're gay you believe that I'm gay. yeah because you're you have a family a. history of gayness right and I think.

that that again I think you're the. serial killer I think you killed your. own Uncle you think he killed that's my. theory pal all right so you go you go. against me I go against you as well okay. wait a minute yeah is this you're on to. something I'm sorry you know what you're. a nice guy I want to be mindful and I. want to be nice to you you you can. criticize me all you want I'm not. defensive and let's just move on let's. just move on yeah yeah let's just move.

on y'all want to move on to some men and. black [ __ ] some what men and black type. [ __ ] yeah go ahead yeah let's do this. [ __ ] all right go ahead play the video. now trip off. this it up trip off this this is what's. going on all right I was watching this. video right and usually I watch these. alien [ __ ] I be like man this [ __ ] is. fake and I can't get through it it's. like but I try to collect information so. I go to work the next day girl ask me. hey can you show me the files for the. for the pregnancies I said yeah I'll. show you right quick so I show her the. files and I said let me read a little.

bit I'm reading the [ __ ] files and. the [ __ ] files match the [ __ ]. video that I was watching check this. [ __ ] out this [ __ ] is good [ __ ] play the. clip play the. clip stop for a second stop for a second. what. files remember we did the the the files. about the alien pregnancies the unknown. pregnancies on Earth we did that on the. show a little bit ago he I understand. that he's saying he was reading these. files but where I I just I forget just. uh reeducate me about what did he bring. in legitimate files no scre here the PDF.

it's right here it's a PDF it's from the. defense intelligence agency and. basically the DIA says that there there. was aliens that came here there's proof. and there might have been some. pregnancies okay I remember now okay. that's on page 24 if you want to scroll. down today my God all so let's see the. [ __ ] video so watch the video so the. video you're okay this is I'm watching. this [ __ ] and what happened was that he. came home one night went into his.

bedroom and suddenly these three dark. shadowy figures materialized through his. wall into his bedroom they were wearing. the hats and the overcoats they had eyes. and they let's stop there. scary okay I'm that's in the PDF watch. hold up hold up now play finish playing. the rest of let's talk about moment to. moment let's talk about it can we just. do that okay if you walk in your house. and three black figures go down to page.

number 20 well they're also dressed at. like 1950s Pi so there's the pregnancies. right there see in 24 see it say. unaccountable pregnancy right there. uhhuh okay now okay go down to 27 cuz. remember they said the three black. spirits that came through yeah so right. here they classify anomalies at the. bottom yeah for the type of anomalies. that people deal with so we need your. motor right now you know can you read. those line anomali which have no lasting. physical effects I.E amorphous lights. unexplained explosions anomalies which. which do have lasting physical effects.

Poltergeist materialized objects areas. of flattened grass corn circles. anomalies which have Associated entities. ghosts Yeti Spirits elves and other. mysical legendary entities Witnesses. interaction with the A3 entities. near-death experiences religious. Miracles and Visions obes aob body. experiences anomalies report of injuries. and deaths I.E s shc spontaneous human. combustion unexplained wounds as well as. permanent healing that results from a. paranormal experience this is what the. [ __ ] so this is like how they categorize.

the anomalies that people have seen and. been and this is from the DIA this is a. Dia this is from these are these are. testimonies from Witnesses telling these. people this right it's not these. witnessing there's no proof wait we. going get to the good [ __ ] now play the. rest of the video right quick okay now. watch. this according to Bender the three. entities communic stop real quick I will. play according to Bender who's Bender. the guy that's talking about the [ __ ]. thing the guy no the guy that they're. talking about yeah so he's saying that.

according to him yeah according to him I. can say all kinds of [ __ ] according to. me okay yeah okay all right in the. Johnny jeup trial they using the word. hear this is all hearsay it's allar it's. all hearsay let's go here. say warning him to discontinue his UFO. research and stop publishing his. influential magazine the space review. afterwards he became ill and didn't eat. for 3 days. after this experience Bender was. repeatedly visited he said they gave him.

headaches they they controlled him. telepathically and he ultimately gave up. his UFO researches okay that's it right. there cut it off now see what he said. they instill fear telepathically and was. giving him headaches right mhm now yeah. go back to the goddamn documents and go. up to page number four we need your uh. [ __ ] mouth on this one again godamn. now watch this page number four four did. you memorize the number four there we go. now go right there read at the bottom. where it say examples Tino examples of.

systems in the inscom analysis described. as real and potential include precisely. those asserted by good observers and. victims of injury consistent with. nearfield RF M nemr thermal infos. infrasonic and coherent light laser. effects now go down to page five now. start at uh bullet point number three. ability to instill Spar secondary to. above including the use of messaging and. RF carrier wave modulated int cranial. voices through thermol lastic expansion.

of inter cranial spaces at 5 khz then. ability to cause frontal temporal. headaches with one with with with. millimeter with mm wavs right and then. you go down a little bit more now H to. in in Black right there see it use of. pulsated microwaves to temporally. interfere with short-term spatial memory. what you see. y'all don't you see that [ __ ] y'all. don't see what the [ __ ] just.

happened this [ __ ] is crazy okay what. bro you see this video right this is. them saying what people have said to. them not what's been proven no no no. that's if you go back you got to go back. and read it it's saying what they done. scientifically and what they diagnosed. that they've proved that this exists. there you go who the DIA the DIA the go. the Pentagon the Pentagon it sounds like. something that some some guy told them. this but they're not there's how are you. able to observe those things.

scientifically what is Carlos trying to. say you would have to you would listen. the scientist would have to be there at. the moment when all the [ __ ] was. happening you know those three ghosts. coming in that look like Dick Tracy you. I mean I don't know why they're dress. like that but they're like you know what. I mean yeah they were yeah and they. they're coming in they would have to. have facility set up you know mean. sensors a lab technicians people. observing it when that was happening if. they weren't there it's all hearsay. after that but here's the thing the.

video the video is just an ex is just. what I was saying is isect video is. based this is the script of that video. right that's why it's. like tell there're two separate things. they're not two sep things they are. that's just uh Ancient Aliens right. there that's just something I just saw. right and I'm saying to you I'm going. through the paperwork and then I'm. reading that I'm like oh [ __ ] how do you. think that the [ __ ] YouTube people. even got this information from this you. think you're the only one that has. access to this doc this been out before.

that guy what has these papers have just. been released right but they've had. these papers probably right no Al so. some guy just came up with these papers. two weeks ago let me see no no yeah the. Pentagon just released these right they. had them classified in some file that's. been there forever right right so you're. saying it's just leaked out and to make. but I don't I I have no idea I don't. know who knows who I don't know the. [ __ ] back right. go up to the top of this document Rudy. what do you think about all this. stuff I think it's just [ __ ] thank.

you Rudy and now you get to stay in the. house doc you also had a headache when. you came in here yeah do you think. you're Imagining the headache because of. the AL oh so now y want to [ __ ] turn. asking a question yeah I'm just. wondering no do you still have a. headache yeah okay okay let me ask you. doc that's where I can on L time out Wow. have you experienced any of these things. no you've never been contacted by a a. Spirit uh nothing no well I've been in.

dreams and then at the comedy store I. saw what I saw I saw a ghost so then yes. the answer is yes yeah then yeah I would. say yeah who did you see Gus no have you. seen Gus who the [ __ ] is Gus you you. you've never seen Gus no you talk about. the dude with the suit and the hat on. I've seen him I've seen him I've seen. him the the guys I really have so have I. yeah we'll say it at the same time one 2. 3 M's office I know I was going to thank. you for. about thank you for being I saw him I.

saw him up in the stairwell by mit's old. office yeah I've seen him in that area I. saw him in window you know I mean from. the top of the building looking down at. me yes upstairs upstairs yeah yeah it's. always upstairs [ __ ] all of y'all saw. him I haven't seen you've never seen. this but who did you see I saw like some. looked like a thug that was. Gus no no this was like it was a guy in. a mirror I thought it was it was Jo Tor. yeah it was. it was a Tory brother guy thought it was. actually like YY in the mirror but it.

wasn't it was a ghost oh so was he black. yeah oh yeah I like my ghost white it's. scarier when they're black scarier when. they're black like a Candyman. Vibe that's a good thing how funny I. like my ghosts white yeah I just I can't. I can't do black ghosts they got to be. white yeah so y actually flying around. or whatever. so y'all don't really believe what the. Pentagon is saying y'all think this look. I think that document is saying what.

people have said they're they're. documenting what people have experienced. versus what they have proofed actually. took place they're just saying here is a. list of people that have described these. things less so than here's proof that we. know these things existed right like. like you can say when they've documented. all the different symptoms of covid for. different people and the longlasting. effects for long haulers and stuff the. range is insane some people say like. their feet hurt or they swell more and. they tingle some people say that their. taste is forever changed the way that.

they taste things there's other. scientists that say yeah but all these. things can be a product of everything. else in your life right your diet your. sleep schedule so this is the same way. of saying to these people they. experience these lists of things but we. can't point to where they were man how. they manifested and also they have a. paranormal and a department they're. called the xfiles I usually watch the. show Moulder and Scully they work there. no my point is is that you know they. they also probably have you know files. on paranormal things like ghosts and.

spirits this and that here's what I. believe I believe that all of that stuff. did happen to these people but they've. manifested it yeah I think the brain is. so powerful that we literally manifest. those realities to take place and so. they do so it is real it happened to. them but it's also unavailable for other. people to access do you know who Robert. William aov. is yeah you do you do right right you. know Robert William app Prov right right.

I love so imagine him saying oh yeah I. yeah yeah yeah so um these aliens when I. was sleeping in the tent you know what I. mean and and he comes and he talks to. the FBI do would you believe him if he. saw it I mean it's nothing to believe. with extraterrestrials that's the. problem with everybody everybody's like. this ain't Santa Claus that's not. Bigfoot extraterrestrials is somebody. that has the ability to get to us but we. can't get to them that's real that's a. that's a real why couldn't we get to. them because we don't have the ab.

physical capabilities that they have as. far as technology but here's what I'm. confused about what's that why would. they want to see us because they want. that's that there's no logic in why. people why people do that because Neil. degrass Tyson explained this one time. that was pretty interesting like would. you ever try to talk to an. ant yeah but that's would you ever try. to talk to an ant yeah but that's still. you using your own Logic on what you. think we can only use our own logic yes. yes that's all we have but they if they. have another agenda it doesn't matter. what you think no but my point is if.

you're so advanced in your species it's. so unbelievably Advanced you could never. talk speak English to an ant it would be. literally impossible there too many. barers we document the ants no but. imagine but imagine another force is so. much smarter than us why would it waste. his time with us if we're the ant for. whatever that agenda is nah see we don't. [ __ ] with ants you just keep moving but. that's just a logic that you're until. they get in your kitchen you're like. [ __ ] ants. well what if we what if the aliens. already have us and planet Earth is a.

human Farm like we have ant farms yeah I. believe that we captured ants we put. them in a little thing and the ants have. no idea they're just doing their. business doing their work this and that. what if we are just a an exp like a. thing that they in some aliens house. this has been explored before people. have thought about this but also fine. they're doing a great job whatever. you're doing is great yeah what do we. care thanks for making us such good. great show yeah yeah if this was their. idea yeah [ __ ] yeah aliens yeah they're. like we have to watch these guys.

together do a. podcast all right let me tell you. something I love you doc love you too. all this [ __ ] is insane and I want you. to keep but I want you to keep exploring. it and keep bringing new evidence to the. show every single week every week you do. please please cuz you know what slowly. you're going to crack us okay well let's. do. this what about CA and daa okay do you. want to save that for next week. what see what yeah we'll save it for. next week you come back the next episode.

please right we'll talk about sea right. we'll talk about whatever you want to. talk all right right um everybody has an. assignment also for next week is bring. something to the cookout everyone has to. bring something here to the cookout I'm. going to bring you a potato. salad episode will be a cookout episode. I how about this you bring him potato. salad you bring him kimchi okay okay. we'll taste each other's [ __ ] I'll bring. I'll bring potatoes and beer oh you. bring something all right so guys great. episode thank you for being a bad friend.

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