Tortilla Face | Ep 333 | Bad Friends

Our studio smells like poop. And we walk. in. >> Well, twice I walked in cuz I had to go. to the bathroom and. >> Yeah, but it but the poop with the smell. was before that. >> Before I smelled the poo, then I smelled. my own poo, came back, and more poo. >> More poo. >> Yeah, it's it's worse than the poo that. I had. The real poo. There's a pipe that. broke. There's a pipe. And then you guys. gaslighted us saying that oh, there's no. smell. >> Yeah, oh, this is okay, well. >> They had a meeting before and they go. tell tell them we don't smell anything. >> [laughter]. >> What is going on? Is there a leak? >> Something broke. You can't None of you. can smell that. >> I can smell it from here.

>> That Dude, I said it three times. >> Yeah, yeah, good. >> I don't smell anything. >> We have the same senses. >> You guys are gaslighting us. You did smell something. >> It's a famous thing. >> IT'S NOT A FAMOUS THING, DUDE. THIS IS. WOOD. >> NO, you all got to stop. No, no. >> I can CLOSE MY EYES. I KNOW THE SENSES. >> YOU GOT TO KNOW THE JOB. >> [laughter]. >> OKAY. >> This is wood. >> this is a glass. >> This is glass. This is ceramic. >> Yeah, that's a wall. I can see. I can. All my senses are working and I smell. poo. >> Smelling poo in the air typically means. you're inhaling volatile compounds, hydrogen sulfide. SO. >> OH MY GOD. [screaming]. >> WE'RE INHALING THIS IS OUR STUDIO IS.

hydrogen sulfide. >> We got to get out of here, dude. >> Yeah, aero particles apparently. >> Honestly, we do need to get out of this. >> We got to get out of the studio. >> That's the That's the final say. >> That's what it is. Microscopic fecal. particles, aero particles. >> Yeah, I think you have phantom odors, though. >> No, brother. >> Maybe it's the odor that Lindsey Graham. left. >> OH, [laughter] MAN. >> YOU TWO ARE BAD FRIENDS. >> WHO ARE THESE two idiots? >> White dude. and Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. >> We're bad friends.

>> All my villains are dying. >> I know. >> Yeah, yeah. Mitch McConnell's in the. hospital, that's my penguin. The Riddler. died, that's my Lindsey Graham. MY MCU. IS [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> THERE'S A THERE'S A THERE'S. >> [laughter]. >> THERE'S A theory that they that Mitch. McConnell is dead and they killed. Lindsey Graham to cover up more time. >> No, but they did they posted a real. photo with her him and the China lady. >> AI. >> Did you see the photo, though? >> It looks AI to me. >> Yeah, yeah, doesn't it look AI-ish? >> That's AI. >> Yeah. Look at that That's not even a. real They're not in the room together. >> Yeah, there's no way.

>> Those are two separate photographs that. they meshed together. >> It's pretty good AI, though. >> Who's the guy in the back under all the. blankets? >> [laughter]. >> Oh, that's true. >> Who's holding up the pillows? >> Yeah, that is true. >> Stop it. That's crazy. >> It's crazy. He's alive, though. >> That's what they say. >> think he thinks he I don't think he. knows he's alive, but he's alive. >> As of now. >> It's Well, >> As of now, he's alive. >> If this show does anything, >> Yeah. If this show does anything, >> and it comes in three in a row. >> Oh, yeah. >> It comes in three in a row. >> then? >> I don't know. Maybe the man on top. That's all I can say. The man on top.

>> Wait a minute. You know what? >> What? >> You know who I. >> Not that I want Yeah. >> You know what I did the other day, by. the way? You know what I did? I I saw like a podcast clip about. somebody Joel McHale was talking about. some of his craziest guests on uh. Who's the Dan Patrick show? And he brought up Danny Bonaduce being. one of the worst guests on The Soup. >> Mhm. >> I thought he passed away. Didn't you. think he wasn't alive? >> I don't even know who that is. Danny. >> Look up Bring up Danny Bonaduce. >> Oh, I love him. >> What was he on? Partridge Family? What.

was it? Zoom in. Yeah, Partridge. >> Partridge Family. >> I thought he passed away. >> God, 19. 74. He's still alive. >> That's me. >> Yeah, redheads, you guys survive for a. very long time. >> I don't know, dude. Do we? >> Yeah. Yeah. Like wildfire or something. >> Don't say anything fancy. You don't. deserve anything right now. >> Yeah. >> He was taking shots at me. I bit my lip. and he goes, "Luna does that all the. time and we tell her eat the food, not. your mouth or the tongue.". >> [laughter]. >> I bit my lip while I. >> residuals from Partridge? >> Google that. Got to be.

>> Probably. >> I don't think so, dude. >> Oh, yeah. What do you mean? They still. play That's got to be an international. show. >> He does re- still receive residuals. >> Royalties are are usually small, like 11. cents, he says all the time. If even if. if it's over a dollar, it's $3. >> Oh my god. >> From the '70s. >> Wow. >> Wow. >> Sometimes I look at my Do you ever look. at that the app? Do you ever look at the app? >> Is this a residual app? >> There's SAG-AFTRA, you can look at your. app and you can see what your residuals.

are. Watch this, let me tell you what's. coming. >> Okay. >> I'm excited for this, actually. >> Is this a real? >> Residuals. >> Yeah, I want to see if I'm Well, that's. for you. >> Residuals. >> have a thing. >> $30. Friendsgiving. Oh, it's from a bunch of. It's So, it's five things I once saw. Warner Brothers. This is what we're This. is what we're You never tracked that? >> No, my thing is it'll be like you owe $8. to Karate Ghost. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, you. >> Yeah, I owe. Yeah, you owe $14.95 to. MADtv for a year. >> [laughter].

>> There's no way I'm getting checks. >> Well, they're Well, they're not going to. you. Yeah, they're going to someone. Someone's got that. >> Somebody's got it. >> 58 bucks coming in. >> Yeah. >> Wait, MADtv definitely still giving you. residuals. >> I don't think so. There's no way. >> MADtv is syndicated, for sure, all over. the world. They're playing somewhere in. a hut in Indonesia. >> Yeah, yeah. >> They're cracking up at Mrs. Chang. >> There. >> [laughter]. >> It says yes. What MADtv cast members and crew still. receive residual checks from their. contracts. Oh, you probably didn't have. it in your contract. >> I didn't probably have it. Yeah.

That's a They have Crystal Flannigan as. a as Her photo's always the one. >> Why is Why is that, do you think? >> That was the one I farted in the mouth, remember? >> What? >> You farted in her mouth. >> I farted in her mouth and she cried? >> Famous Bobby story. >> Yeah. >> I mean, it does make sense. If you. farted in anybody's mouth, they would. cry. >> Yes, [laughter]. I know. I didn't know at the time, though. My instincts said no, but I did it. >> Wasn't that funny that when we were. kids, you could do that to your best. friend and that was like a. >> That's what it was. It was like a fun. for club. But she cried. >> [laughter]. >> I told you I used to put a I used to. >> It's club behavior. >> It's club. It's inside the club.

>> Yeah, yeah, it's in the club. >> Locker room stuff. >> Locker room, yeah. >> Basement sleepover stuff. The my my best. friend Shawn, I told him on here, right? He's claustrophobic. I used to put a. blanket over him and hold him down. It's like the meanest thing in the. world. And he would cry. >> He stopped. Stopped. [screaming] When. So, when we were in um Sacra. >> So mean. >> Sacramento, Troy, remember Troy? >> Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, my buddy Troy works for the. casino. The Troy Troy reminded me a. story of um. this guy Eric Purvis and when I was a. kid, I spent the night at the room in in. it was a slumber party. >> Mhm.

>> With a bunch of dude kids. >> Sleepover, yeah. >> Sleepover, right? And they drew penises. on my face of like penises. >> Yeah. >> Did I just say that? Yeah, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah. They they they they drew. things on my face. >> penises on your face. >> And you know what I mean? And you know. what I mean? Whatever. >> Yeah. >> When I did sleepovers, they drew penises. on my penis. >> Yeah. >> Very weird. >> I want to get a tattoo of a bigger penis. on my penis. >> [laughter]. >> Do you think that'll work? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, yeah. Anyway, um have I said that. joke before? >> No. >> Okay. Um any So, I remember I got up and I.

cried and I walked home. >> How far was the walk, you think? >> It was like a 7-mi walk. >> With. >> Down a dirt road. >> With dicks all over your face? >> Yeah, with dicks all over my face. I. remember um Eric's mom drove to find me. and I was crying and she picked me back. up and drove me home. >> Too sensitive. >> Did she help you get the dicks off your. face? >> I think I had my dad did it. >> Did she say if you gay? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Does this MEAN [laughter] YOU GAY? YOUR DAD THOUGHT THAT DICKS MEAN YOU. GAY? THAT'S LIKE A STAR on your sleeve. That.

they did for Jews, they did that for. you. They drew [ __ ] [laughter] on you. if you were gay. >> Yeah. It was all over my face and I just. I remember why I make a big deal out of. it. >> Cuz it's embarrassing. >> It was embarrassing. >> It's not fun when someone draws a dick. on your face. It's fun if everyone's. doing it to everyone, but if everyone. teamed up on you. >> They teamed up on me and it's like I. also I don't like getting woken up. abruptly. >> You do not. >> I don't. It puts me in a bad mood. >> Or you fall out of a bunk, yeah, and you. go to the hospital. >> Yeah, I'll just What do you mean? >> When you fell out of the BED AND. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I GOT FELL.

OUT AND I BROKE MY FACE. >> [laughter]. >> On the Bert Kreischer tour bus. >> Yep. >> Yeah, stuff like that. >> That's cra- That the fact that that. happened. on his bus, of course it's going to. happen on his bus. Like. >> else would it happen? It happened on our. bus. >> I know. Well, because I got to choose where to. sleep. >> That's exactly right. >> Yeah, I want bottom bunk. >> You want You need bottom. >> Yeah, I need bottom bunk. I'm a little. guy. >> Yeah. >> Right? And then they It's like, "No, man." They bullied me. >> Well, that's what we're going to do at. some point in a couple years. I said. we're going to do one more world tour,

bus tour, world tour. >> Oh, no. >> We are. >> Oh, yeah. >> We got to go back out and do one more. for the kids. >> Oh, yeah. >> One more. Remember when we did the KSI. show? When we did his We did his make me. laugh show? >> Yeah. It's um and they got a What? >> Tough. >> It was tough for me because it's like. nothing makes me laugh if it's not you. >> Actually funny. >> [laughter]. >> It's hard to stop. >> It's so hard to make somebody laugh. >> But this is proof. >> But I went up there and I I went up on. stage and I just do a funny dance.

>> Killed. >> And it got everyone to laugh. It's not. hard It's not hard. >> No, but the. Here's where you're wrong. It's because. everybody thinks they can be funny. >> You make a noise, you know what I mean? >> Yeah, that's funny. >> You know what I mean? And that's all you. have to do to get anyone to laugh. But. they had this. They I mean, one woman pretended to be. poo. >> Yeah, you liked her. >> No, I loved the poo girl. >> She was great. That was thought out. >> one that probably isn't going to end up. in the episode was an older woman came. up and and did a southern story about. going to a motel with her husband and. she had a cane and she threw it.

And then I got worried. I said, "Do you. need the cane?". >> [laughter]. >> And she did need the cane. >> She needed it. >> But it was very strange and she. >> And then the girl after her stole the. cane. >> Stole the cane from her. >> Yeah. >> And she came up with the cane, which and. I wanted her to get the money. >> She did get the money. >> I know because I forced it, I think. >> You made sure she got the money. >> Because she's a open mic. I've seen her. at open mics. But anyway, um. >> They They do that. They make sure that. the right people get the money because. they want to make sure they They go, "We. don't want to give away" They want to. give away money. >> Yeah. >> They They want to give it to people.

>> But it was hard. People didn't have a. plan. >> You got to have a plan. >> They just came out like, "Hey, what's. going on?". >> One guy set up a piece of bread. >> Yeah. >> And it fell and it. >> and. >> They They laughed. >> KSI laughed. >> They laughed. >> I didn't laugh. >> No, no, I said they laughed. >> Any bread work, I'm not I'm out. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah. >> That's not true. >> Yeah, yeah, bread work I'd have done it. >> That's not true cuz you said French roll. would have made you laugh. >> Yeah, I said croissant croissant. >> Croissant would have made you laugh. >> Yeah, yeah, if we were in France, yeah, that would have made me laugh. But it was like it was things like that. that were happening. >> It just reminded me that we're old.

>> Maybe we don't have the our finger on. the pulse of comedy now. >> No, Mark, my finger's on this pulse. making sure my cholesterol level. >> [laughter]. >> I'm old. We're old people now. >> Yeah, we don't get it. >> But bread, I guess is a thing on the. >> It's a thing on the. >> See, bread can be funny concept of Gen. Z. Surreal, random meme reference to. money income, getting that bread. Didn't. get any of that. >> And then the tortilla thing. >> Well, that was funny. You hit You hit He. Bobby hit a guy in the face with the. tortilla and then he hit him back. But. he He hit Bobby so hard he fell. >> up back. It was so I like blacked out. for a second. >> He hit you hard, man.

>> worried? >> Yeah, I thought like you were going to. like break your back or something. >> First of all, you're supposed to hit him. with a tortilla. He used his hand and. >> It's I got to hit Some of his fingers. were in my face. >> That hurt. >> You got assaulted. >> Yeah, yeah, I got assaulted. >> [laughter]. >> It was like 5 minutes in, too. >> It was It was wild. >> Yeah. >> It was wild. >> What I would have done is like you. audition them first. >> Here's what you would have done. You. would have gone on stage and told jokes. That's how you're funny. That's not our world. Trying to make. people laugh on. >> Like stand-up? >> Yeah, we're stand-ups. >> I know, but I can still do it.

>> That's different though. You don't. That's clowning. That's actually. clowning. >> clown around, you know, and do it, but. they they just weren't funny people. >> Would you be willing? >> Yes. I think Already, already, yes. >> Cuz I want to do it. >> Let's do it. >> to go to clown school. I actually would. do a semester at clown school. I'm not. kidding. Would you go to France with me. and do a semester at clown school? >> I would do a semester, yeah. >> Cuz after after I talked to Zach Zucker. about it, I was like, this is incredible. I would. love to just go It's like you know how. people go take a college course cuz they. want to learn something? Not from you,

fancy. >> You guys would be good at. >> Oh, I'd be the best clown. >> I GOT YOU. >> [laughter]. >> BY THE WAY, HE GETS A KID SHOW OUT OF. THIS? >> [laughter]. >> NO, BUT HE. Here's another thing I want to do with. you. >> Hello, neighbor. >> [laughter]. >> Won't you be my neighbor? >> Yeah, yeah. I would put um You know the. You've seen those Chinese people wearing. the squeaky ducks on their feet and then. they whip at each other with a. harmonica? >> So funny. >> We got I want to do that.

>> It's one of the funniest things ever. >> And with mouse traps on the floor? I. want I love stuff like that. What is that even called? >> This I No, that's not. >> That's not Yeah, it's they whip whip. They whip each other. >> with ducks on their feet. Just click on. that. >> It's just so funny that they do that. >> Yeah, I think it's a fun game. >> They beat each other with ducks on their. feet. >> Yeah, this this. >> Yeah, look at. >> [laughter]. [laughter]. >> He's keeping a blue.

So this guy's blindfolded and they have. to walk and he swings at him. >> Yeah. >> Pause this. This is just in this guy's. bedroom, by the way. >> I know. I know. >> his friends over was like, "Come put. ducks on your feet.". >> Yeah. >> This is what we need to. >> I want to do this. This is fun. >> This is funny. >> Some people use bull whips, like white. dudes. >> That's crazy. >> It's crazy where they get really hurt. >> No. >> Yeah, we're not going to do that, but. maybe a belt or something. Yeah. [laughter]. >> Last night we had a we had a crack we. had Thai food last night.

>> But of course I make fun of my wife. every time she gets Tom Kha soup. >> Why? >> It's lemon Lemongrass is not it for me. >> I love lemongrass. >> like wet feet It smells like the studio. >> Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what I. >> Tom Kha it's lemongrass soup with. mushroom. It's I cannot stand it. And to. me. >> It's so refreshing to me. >> It just feels like they don't even like. making it. Like they get the order and. they're like, "Tom Kha? All right." Like they have to get it. out. They like making. fun [snorts] stuff. This is This is like.

soup slop. >> It's also like the taste. It's like, "When did fire become a flavor?" Like. you know what I mean? >> Burn. >> It burn. It's an element. Right? It's like, "Oh, the sandwich is. WINDY OR WHATEVER.". >> [laughter]. >> LIKE WHY WOULD YOU, you know? Like it. should not be a flavor. >> No, fire doesn't need to be. >> Yeah, fire yeah. Earthy earthy muscles, that's never good. >> What are you eating? A storm? >> A storm, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I'm eating a little storm. I see I can't. do it. >> Or it's like so hot. Like how is this.

Do you like hot [ __ ]. >> Yeah, but not like that. Not like where. it's so hot you can't taste anything. Cuz it I told you I took my buddies one. of his good friends over to. in Thai Town to. Jitlada. >> I don't know. >> You don't know Jitlada? >> Yeah, you say these things. I'm not. fancy. >> No, Jitlada's one of one of the most. famous old school Jitlada. Jonathan Gold. ranked it as like one of the best Thai. food in LA at the time. Rest in peace, Jonathan Gold. Jitlada's. the best. >> Oh, I want to go there. >> Oh, you know Jitlada. You passed it 100.

times in. >> Yeah, I've seen that before. It's on La. Brea? >> No, it's on It's on Hollywood Boulevard. in Thai Town. So good. We took a Swedish. kid here. Whatever. Swedish, Danish, what. something up there. >> What doesn't have it that have it just a. kid? >> Those kids don't eat spice. Swedish. kids? Any Nordics? He goes He go She's. like, "How spicy?" And he's like, "Hot.". And they were like, "Okay, how how hot?". >> [laughter]. >> Like they see whites, they know better. And they go, "You don't do what we do.". >> See, if it's 10, what you do is a two or. three.

>> If it's 10 from them, >> Yeah. >> I get three max. >> Max. >> You don't go over five with people. >> no way. Five is too much. >> We're what? I'm white. >> Yeah. >> Then we can't do that. This guy got. their spice and he did the the game. where he he's like, "No, it's good." And. we're like, "That's not too hot?" And he. was like, "It's fine." 4 seconds later, dripping in sweat. >> Dripping in sweat, yeah. >> He's like convulsing and he's like, "I. don't know if I can finish.". >> And you're like, "Yeah, no shit.". >> Yeah. >> You You just better. >> the Swedish guy had an Asian accent? >> Yes. >> [laughter]. >> It turns him Asian.

He ate such hot food. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> he became Thai. >> Wow. >> Anyway, Thai food. Got to be my new number one lately. I. don't know what it is. I keep eating. good Thai. >> Yeah, Thai's my It's never been my. thing. >> What? Really? >> Yeah, Indian is my thing. >> I love Indian food. >> You ever go to El Merch? >> [snorts]. >> Come on. Yes or no? >> Of course. El Merch is the best. >> It's so good. >> Yeah. >> Don't give it away on this show. I want. people to go. >> know, the naan. >> We shouldn't say the name. I don't want. people. >> No, why not? El Merch. No, I want I want. to give them a plug. That's how good. they are. >> No, it is good, but then it's not Now.

now people are going to. >> You go there every day. >> I'm there every day. >> Yeah, yeah. El Merch is so good. >> It's phenomenal. >> They have. I don't know about you with samosas. >> What do you mean? I love samosas. >> I know, but I'm only a vegetable samosa. guy. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. >> Oh, yeah, yes, yes. >> No, you don't. You don't ever get meat? >> No, I only get vegetable samosas with. the potato and the peas in there. It's. so clean and fried. It's delicious. And. also naan, I love garlic. Which one? Garlic onion? >> Garlic naan's my favorite. >> Garlic Okay. >> It's my favorite. >> Good. And then you get always get two.

curries of some Yeah. >> Have to get at least two curries. >> Yeah, a chicken one and a What do you. do? What do you do? >> curry and then. >> A veggie always. >> Yeah, veggie always. >> Always. And then. >> I'm just making our listeners hungry is. all this really is. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, but it's a really I love Indian. food. >> Well, welcome back to the show, McConaughey. >> We were starting I get When I give you. money, what do you spend it on? >> Uh I would spend it on We I went bowling. with some friends. Spent it on. when I got drinks with my aunts. >> Now, did you pick up the tab? Cuz you. never offer the tab ever.

>> Yeah. >> You picked up the tab. >> Uh I threw a couple hundreds DOWN ON IT. >> WOAH, PLAYER. >> WOW. >> WOW, WOW, WOW. At the bowling alley? >> By the way, $100 in Minnesota [laughter]. at a bowling alley, that's like that you. can bowl for a month. >> Yeah, yeah. Amazing. >> how many games do you you own the. bowling alley? >> Did you hook up with any uh Minnesota. ladies? >> You know he did. >> No, I was just with my family so I. >> quiet. You know he did. He took someone. to the cabin. >> Yeah. Now, my girlfriend wants me to take me. to a wedding in Wisconsin in the woods. Should I go? >> [laughter].

>> I know, I'm scared. >> Whenever a white girl says, "Let's go to. the woods.". >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> And invites a minority to the woods, you. know that's bad. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Have you seen Get Out? >> Yeah, exactly. [laughter]. >> That didn't work out too well for him. >> He didn't get Yeah. >> That's your girlfriend and that's you. >> Yeah. >> It's sinking in. >> [laughter]. >> It's slowly sinking in. >> And then I What in the movie So, I enter. a white man? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You do. >> Yeah. HOWDY HO, NEIGHBOR. >> [laughter]. >> IS THAT THEY JUST. >> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> You transform into a nerdy white guy. >> Wow. >> Bradley Whitford? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Phenomenal actor. >> Legend. >> Guy's so good. >> He's so good. I mean, West Wing I It. goes on and on, yeah. >> Studio 60. >> Yeah, Studio 60, yeah. >> Not Not as good. >> Not as good. >> What's the ones Where are the What. What's the show with the whites and the. hoods and the. >> That's where I took you to in the South. >> [laughter]. >> NO. WHAT'S THE ONE THAT WHERE IT'S LIKE. modern but it's like oppressive? >> Hand-. >> Hand's a male. >> Handmaid's Tale. >> Hand's [laughter] a male. Hand's a male. I saw that. Couple. seasons. He's in that. >> He's in that. >> Yeah, yeah. Hand's a male.

>> That show was so good. >> so good. That show. But the best show on television is. Widdows Bay. >> I've never seen it. >> It is. Uh my friend Katie Dippold and Colton. Dunn produce it. It's so good. >> I know Colton Dunn, he's great. >> He's great. So, it's dude. >> Wait, this is his show? He wrote this? >> He produces on it, yeah. >> He's the man. He's in it? No. >> No, he's a writer. >> No, they're. the writers. >> He's a ne-. >> Katie Dippold Yeah, but he does, but. he's You know, Colton wrote for Key and. Peele. Yeah, I mean, he's a great.

writer. He was a Mad TV writer. >> He got a He He did a role that I was. maybe going to be up for in Superstar, when he's in a wheelchair. >> Yeah. >> And they literally I went in for the. audition, they were like, "You're in a. wheelchair." And I was like, "Oh, why? Why?". And they were like, "What do you mean? Just you're in a The character's in a. wheelchair.". >> Wow. >> I was like, "No, no, no. I I just I. didn't know that going in. They didn't. tell me that until I was in the room.". >> What? Did you do it? >> Well, yeah. I WAS LIKE, >> [laughter].

>> IT'S SO GOOD. >> [laughter]. >> CUZ YOU GOT TO GO HIGH SO THEY CAN GIVE. YOU NOTES. YOU GOT TO GO lower it down, lower it. down. You know what I mean? >> They have to tell you to. >> Tone it down. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. >> You didn't get it? >> Yeah, yeah. >> I didn't get it. >> I just. >> [laughter]. >> I. >> Hi, it's Fiona Culley and I'm a. real-life wheelchair user. I want to pop. in and let y'all know Andrew Santino is. my best friend. Needs to be yours, too. Don't be bothered by what he just said. I'm not, so you shouldn't be, either.

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>> Imagine my performance is so bad, they're like, we got to have a black guy. in a wheelchair. >> I literally auditioned for it, and they. were like, it's too much. >> do this guy. This guy's too much. >> We went too far. Yeah, but Witches Bay. is. >> I went back for a callback. I broke my. neck. I jumped off a building and broke. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. It's called method acting. I love. it. Method. But Witches Bay is the funniest and um. pretty scary show. It's great. >> What's it on? Apple? >> It's on Apple. >> Geez, man, these guys keep making great. TV, and we're not a part of any of it. >> I know. >> Dude, [laughter].

I bought your [ __ ] phone back to me. >> And then we know the other guy. >> Pretty great. >> Hero. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. >> [snorts]. >> Yeah, I don't know who that is. >> He he he was the showrunner for Atlanta. >> That's what's his name? No. >> The [ __ ] is his name? >> That's not the same guy. >> It is. >> Is it? >> Yeah. Can you look it up? >> I don't know, but it doesn't. Oh, yeah, Hiro Murai. >> Mur-. >> is Hiro Murai did direct.

>> Murai. That's right. He doesn't doesn't. look like that. >> He's getting older. >> Maybe they used the wrong picture, wrong. Asian. >> Mhm, that happens a lot. >> Yeah, [laughter] that's so funny. >> I got an Amber Alert yesterday, last. night. And then I was driving on the. highway and they also had it on the. highway on one of the signs. Enough. You're not going to get him. >> Have you ever gotten an Ebony Alert? >> [laughter]. >> What's an Ebony Alert? >> It's real. It's when a black person goes. missing. >> Yeah, my phone GOES, "GOD DAMN!".

>> [laughter]. >> DUDE, I WAS WAITING. I WAS LIKE, "WHO'S GOING TO DO IT?". >> YEAH, YEAH, I. yeah, yeah. >> California. It's new. >> It's so hard on the phone when you're. watching a movie at the theater. LIKE, "GOD DAMN!" ALL THE TIME. >> [laughter]. >> OH, you're already talking so much, it. doesn't matter in the theater. >> Yeah, yeah. But, um, well, so I I yeah, I get Amber. Alerts as well. >> Yeah. >> It's always crazy. It's in a van. >> If it's Ebony Alert, it should be Ivory. Alert then is what If it's Ebony and. Ivory, why wouldn't we do that? Why is. it Amber? Cuz it was a girl that got. kidnapped named Amber? >> Yeah, it's a probably. >> be honest with everybody in our.

audiences? >> Yeah. >> If you're naming your kid Amber, she's. going to get kidnapped. >> Yeah. Also, can I just another. suggestion? >> Please. >> Right? Don't kidnap white girls. >> Well, yeah, well, you're going. >> Cuz they care so much. >> a lot. They care so much. You know what. I mean? >> Don't kidnap white girls. >> That's a lesson out there. >> lesson out there. >> Don't do it. >> Yeah. >> I just don't like when you get the Amber. Alert on your phone AND IT GOES. >> [laughter]. >> YEAH. >> YOU'RE LIKE, "OKAY, I CAN'T I'M not. going to go." What am I going to go look. for the Kia Soul? I'm going to go look for a brown Kia.

Soul with license plate XQ485. >> You can turn them off on the government. alert section. >> How How [ __ ] up and dark is that you. can turn it off? >> I have. >> That's how little we care about people. We go, "I don't want to. >> No, mine's on. I want to keep it on. Cuz. what if I'm at the 7-Eleven? >> Now, this is the beginning of the movie. >> Yeah, Amber Alert. >> You wouldn't do anything if YOU SAW. AMBER. >> OUT OF YOUR NOT AMBER. She She's gone. >> But if [laughter] Amber. >> Amber's gone. >> This is the beginning of a good movie. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> You're at 7-Eleven. >> I'm at 7-Eleven. I look over I get an. Amber alert. I look over look out for a. white bus.

You know what I mean? >> [laughter]. >> With fluorescent green. >> You mean like a van? >> Yeah, yeah. >> A white van? >> Bus. >> Oh, a school [laughter] bus? >> Yeah, yeah, no, a bus like that. A. school bus. Right, with fluorescent green um. hubcaps. >> These guys are bad criminals. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Right? >> And then. >> they What do they steal her in? A big. white Chinese tourist bus. >> Yes. >> It's a tourist bus. >> bus. >> It's filled with Chinese people going to. Hollywood Boulevard in Amber. >> Right? [laughter] And it says, you know. what I mean? Look for a Puerto Rican. kid named, you know what I mean? Raul. And Tata.

>> Last seen on a bus filled with Chinese. tourists going to Griffith Park. >> And then I And then I go, "Would I Who. do you call?". >> The cops. >> No. >> They're busy. >> And then you got to call and go, "I. think I see the white. bus.". >> You call the cops an emergency at Doc. answers. "Hey, man, what's up?". >> [laughter]. >> "Hey, man, WHAT A GIRL GOT KIDNAPPED?". >> JOB? YEAH, YEAH. >> YOU FAILED. YEAH, they needed someone. bad, Tino. >> Well, like who do you call the cops? And. then they they leave and then what. happens? >> They try to track. >> And then I got to stay there.

>> Then now you're implicated. This is This. is what I'm saying, this is the. beginning of a movie. Now you're in, the. cops don't show up, so you keep. following them, and then you have to. pretend like you're a part of their. crew. >> No, because I have a white bus, TOO. >> [laughter]. >> RIGHT? THERE'S ANOTHER white bus. >> It just so happens. >> Yeah, I have a white bus. >> Okay, I got it. You're a You're a tour. guide and you're giving a Chinese tour. >> Why a Chinese tour? >> That's who takes those tours. >> NO, YOU MEAN LIKE a Hollywood tour? >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> And they're all kidnapped the girl in. the. >> They're not trying They're Oh, this is. where Morgan Freeman live.

>> [laughter]. >> They do? >> I've been on that tour. That's exactly. what it sounded like. >> Oh, okay. >> The whole time. >> Yeah. >> And they come with a little flag and. they go, "Follow, follow.". >> Okay. >> You We've all seen this tour. >> All right, so I'm a guy, there's two. tour buses. >> Yeah, identical. >> Identical. We're both Chinese guys? >> No, dude. [laughter]. The kidnappers are just guys that. kidnapped the girl. >> a tour bus. >> They have the your same bus. >> The same kind of bus. >> Yeah, exact same. >> Yeah, and do I and in. >> And you're giving a tour. >> Actually, the same bus is the one bus. You're just the driver. >> Right. They kidnap a girl and take her. on your TOUR BUS.

>> EXACTLY. >> OH, I SEE. AND THEY. >> call on my own. >> Right. Speed. >> Right? >> It's Speed. It's the same We're just. doing. >> We all Oh, there's a BOMB ON IT. >> [laughter]. >> OH, THERE'S A BOMB ON IT. >> YEAH. YOU HAVE AN ADOPTED CHILD and a. bomb. >> accident in it. >> 100%. >> off. >> Yeah, police LA police I can help you. >> Yeah, I have a bomb on the my tour bus. >> Okay, where are you and what. >> going to Marlon Brando's house. >> [laughter]. >> Oh, you got to have Marlon Brando's. house. >> and the Pattinson house. >> Okay, well okay. >> Yeah, well and then you know, there's a. guy in the back.

>> Mhm. >> Yeah, and he goes I saw Amber alert. first. >> Okay. >> Yeah, yeah, and then bam bam. >> Is the girl with you? >> What? >> Is the girl with Is the little girl on. the bus? >> Yes. Well, I got two I got Amber alert. and Ebony alert. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. So, both of them on bus. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Well, bring them to the police station. now. >> I I No, but there's a bomb. >> Well, why is there a bomb on the bus? >> call Rick Canoleave. >> Okay, I'll call Canoleave. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, because the he I think. he can solve. >> What about Sandra Bullock? You want me. to call her? >> No, no, no, no, not her. Yeah, this is. not a Bullock Speed situation.

>> [laughter]. >> Okay, this is a bu. You think? >> Yeah, it's a funny movie kind of. >> movie, right. >> Amber alert. I've never heard of an. Ebony alert. You made that up, I bet. >> didn't. >> Yes, you did. >> No. >> How come we've never gotten one? Is it. only for black people's phones? >> Because you you have the wrong Samsung. >> Yeah, yeah, exactly. You made IT. >> [laughter]. >> CRICKET WIRELESS. >> IT COMES WITH CRICKET WIRELESS. >> [laughter]. >> It comes with it as a package. >> way, they only Ebony alerts only go to.

phones that go green. It's only It's. >> [laughter]. >> It's not iMessage. It's only a a. You can only get it if you HAVE AN. ANDROID. >> [laughter]. >> UH. >> THIS IS INSANE. >> IT'S INSANE. >> Emergency notification system California. designed A to Swift recovery of missing. black youth and women. I've only seen. Amber. I've never seen Ebony. >> We have to down down download it. >> It's not an app. >> Well, just do all races then. >> Yeah, I don't know why I don't. >> You're doing the argument of Fox News. >> Yeah, the Korean alert. >> Oh, that's funny. He is. He's on Fox.

>> Kimchi alert. >> Can I tell you something? >> Oh [laughter] my god. >> god. >> Kimchi alert so good. >> thieves? >> Yeah. >> Oh, I just okay. [laughter]. >> Kimchi alert. >> Kimchi alert is so good. >> So good. >> The California Ebony alert program went. into effect January 1st, 2024. Oh, it. just started. All right, we're brand. new. >> We're brand new. >> By the way, I'm going to Europe. in what? 8 days? I had no idea you you. got to get a visa to go to UK now. You. got to pay 20 bucks just to like apply. to go to the as a tourist. >> Yeah, we did it last year for the London. >> Those are not our dogs anymore. I.

thought they were our boys. >> Well, Australia, do I have to do it? >> 100% Australia, you do. >> Yeah, but yeah. >> But you're working. I'm going as a. tourist and you still have to get one. >> Wow. >> I thought that was wild. I was like, man, they really don't like us anymore, huh? >> Yeah. >> You got to apply right there to the ETA. >> They do the same thing coming here. >> I know, but we didn't used to do that. >> Yeah, but for the World Cup, how many I. mean did it was it difficult for people. to come here? >> No, you just pay 20 bucks. They tourists. pay 20 bucks. >> But I'm sure they didn't let everyone. in. >> I think they do. >> know. You see Have you seen some of. those games? It looks like everybody got. in. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> Holy [ __ ] dude. >> It's a Trump thing, I think. >> 2025. Oh, it just started. January of. last year. So, we did it when we went. there last year. >> Oh, yeah. >> Didn't know that. Yeah. >> He's making so much Even the park, I. mean, it's like everything's being. charged. It's [ __ ] crazy. >> That pisses me off. >> Yeah, I know. We already talked about. >> I know, but it pisses me off. Everything. but. >> It goes back to my like we got to sell. air. You know what I mean? But it's like. we got to get in. >> Bottle and sell bad air. >> Yeah. >> It's bad air. It's just Bobby's farts in. a can. >> Yeah, or just get the room here. >> [laughter].

>> Let's bottle the room. >> something I'm. >> There's something wrong. I I feel that's. it's throwing me off because I I like. I'm getting sick right now. >> I hate that you guys don't even smell. anything. It makes me question your. living situation. >> Yeah. >> Maybe you guys all have broken pipes. >> Yeah, what is this? >> It's air from um. >> Taylor Swift's Eras Tour? >> Yeah, it's from one of her concerts. >> $50. >> Yeah. >> No, buy it now. Go ahead, if you want. it. Go ahead and buy it. I know you want. to. >> Yeah. >> It's an air one. There is new air one water at the bar. that's $12. It's just iced water. We'll. get some next show. >> It's just water that comes from their. tap and they it's there it's just $12.

for tap water? >> Yeah, it's like a new thing. >> That's unbelievable. >> We got to get some. >> What a game that they're playing over. there. What a game that they get to play, huh? >> Add to watch list. >> Yeah. Uh, that's wild. >> So stupid. >> It's genius, though. >> Yeah. >> People are doing it. Who cares? >> to sell my thumb imprints. >> Your DNA? >> No, you know my thumb you know I the. glue thumbs I make? >> Oh, the glue thumb. I thought you made. your physical thumb. >> Oh, your fingerprints, you mean? >> Oh, yeah, that's the. >> I wouldn't sell that. Your DNA that's. they can use that. >> For what? Murder? >> For unlocking your phone. Whatever,

everything. >> Yeah, okay. But that'd be interesting. Cuz I would not in Atlanta, wherever the. murders are, right? And they use it. >> [laughter]. >> They got to go down the list of how. you're not there. How were you able to. not be here? That's pretty impressive. >> Like I I'm sure they can track that I'm. not where they're killing, right? >> But if your fingerprints are there. >> I know, BUT I'M SAYING I SELL glue. thumbs. >> Yeah, but they ping his thumb they ping. your phone, so they'll know you're not. there. >> I'm not there. >> How could he have been there at the same. >> Now, this is for you covering up future. murders. You're sending out all these.

now you have AN ALIBI. >> OOH, OH MY GOD, THERE'S ANOTHER movie there. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> The Kimchi alert thief. He's on the [laughter] go. He's just kidnapping at will, leaving. his thumb prints all over the country. >> Wow. >> The other day was 7-Eleven day. Did anybody go get a free uh. uh 7-Eleven Slurpee? No? >> No. >> You know I did. >> What you get? >> There's only one Slurpee flavor. >> Blueberry? >> Cherry Coke. >> Cherry Coke? >> My favorite. Cherry Coke's the best.

They don't they don't they don't like. giving it to you, you know that. You go in there and you go, "I want the. free slushy." And they're like, >> Well, >> Fine. >> Guess what about Coke? >> What's wrong? >> Prices are rising. >> Coca-Cola prices are on the rise? >> Guess why. >> Why? >> something to do with the Strait of. Hormuz. What is it? No, don't Google it. Don't Google it. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, okay. Wait. >> Guess. Why would Why would. >> there Is there a little bit of oil in. Coke? >> [laughter]. >> It would make it better. >> Yeah. Why would Why would. Coke rise because of the Strait of. Hormuz, do you think?

>> Because in during wartime you share a. Coke. I've seen the commercial. >> [laughter]. >> Did your house just get bombed? Get a. Coke. Have a Coke and. >> There's a polar bear there, too. >> [laughter]. >> This is really bad. >> Can I tell you? >> Yeah, what is it? >> Aluminum. >> Oh, the cans. >> Aluminum, dude. >> Oh, that makes perfect sense. >> I don't even know how I know that. >> Well, you you saw it on a TikTok this. morning on the [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> I know you. Aluminum prices are surging. multi-year highs due to a combination of. geopolitical supply shocks, structural. production limits, and growing demand.

Middle East tensions are causing What is. that? So, what does it say? Aluminum, one of the world's largest smelters, Aluminum Bahrain and Alba, previously. cut output roughly 19%. So, we're. overpaying for Coke. >> Mhm. >> Thanks a lot, Hormuz. >> Thank you, Hormuz. Yeah. Who's to blame there, you think? >> Nobody. It's just like it's a forever. war, I feel. It's like Everything is a. forever war, though. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> Name a war that actually finished. We. didn't finish it. >> Vietnam. >> Wasn't Still going on, brother. >> No, it's not No, dude. It ended. They. won. >> They did win. >> Didn't they win?

>> 100%? >> Yeah. >> Well, we surren- We We stopped. >> We left. >> We left. Which That's an American way of. being like, "You didn't beat me. I went. home.". >> Yeah. >> It's like, "Well, you were losing." It's. like, "No.". >> Yeah. >> The worst That was the worst. We're. still suffering from that in terms of. people military still suffering from. that. It was the worst. That thing was. the worst. >> the worst war. >> It's a bad [ __ ] up. >> But guess what? It wasn't even a war. >> Conflict. >> Did you know that? >> Yeah, we did. >> What was the last war the US were in? >> Bad Friends. World War II. >> World War II. >> We already talked about it? >> Yeah. >> Okay, sorry. My bad.

>> It's fine. Let's talk about not war. >> Okay. >> [laughter]. >> But can I just say one last thing though. about war? >> Of course. >> Okay. So I was I rewatched uh Godzilla minus. one. >> Oh, nice. >> Have you seen it? >> Of course. >> Terrible movie. >> I've only seen plus one. I've never [laughter] seen a minus. I I. only go positive with Godzilla. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what you realize. is that the guy the main um. le- lead in it his character. bailed out of kamikaze. >> Oh, right. He We talked about that. He.

he decided not to go through with it. >> And then when you think really think. about that, you're like, why would I. root for this guy? >> The shame. >> Yes. >> Yeah, because he was they were disowned. by by the government. >> Yeah. >> Relatable. >> What? >> It's probably relatable to not want to. kamikaze or. >> I almost bought you a gift yesterday. >> What is it? I was. >> I couldn't get the gift because of. circumstances, but I found a shop in. Little Tokyo. I went to Little Tokyo. yesterday, and I found a shop that. >> people. >> Huh? >> Somebody be from out of town? >> We had family in town. >> And they all wanted to go there? >> Yeah, we wanted. >> It's a good place to. >> It's awesome.

>> Yeah. >> Well, first of all. >> recognized a lot? >> Uh through the furry masks, yeah, I did. >> Okay. >> [laughter]. >> They wear furries all You know, have you. been to Little Tokyo? There's kids. dressed up with furry masks on, people. anime dressed up. It's actually [ __ ]. awesome. It It This is like. it's like Comic-Con constantly in in. Little Tokyo. >> Yeah, it's great. >> It's great. >> So I went around to some of the shops. I. wanted to take them to Philippe's French. Dip, and then we walked down. >> Oh, that's a great place. >> And then we went walked down from there, and I said my wife was like, you know, Little Tokyo's right there, and the. girls wanted to go see it, and I was.

like, this is definitely worth it. And. they were. it's mesmerizing. Good food, but there. was a figurine that I almost bought for. you, but the circumstances, I'll tell. you later. >> Okay. >> But I am going to buy it for you, and. it's. it's a one-of-a-kind Godzilla. >> Mm. >> And it'd be perfect in this studio. And. I saw it I immediately was like. >> Yeah. >> oh, he's going to love that. >> Yeah. My girlfriend was like, um my. bracelet broke. I go, all right, buy. another one. No, I want it fixed. I go, where do you go? To the jewelry district downtown. I was. careful. >> Oh, yeah. >> What?

>> [laughter]. >> But you don't realize that the jewelry. district is right next to. >> can't say jewelry. It's my favorite. thing in the world. >> Wait, what? >> Say it again. >> Jewelry. >> There it is. >> [laughter]. >> Jewelry. Jewelry. >> It's like your English wasn't your first. language. >> no, what is it? >> Jewelry. >> Jewelry. >> Jewelry district. >> Jewelry district. >> Jewelry. >> Jewelry. >> Jewelry district. Yeah, do it fast. >> Jewelry district. And I realize I go I. go there's no parking. Right? And if I were going to park my. car in on any street, it's going to get.

taken and it's going to get ransacked. >> Broken into. >> Yeah. It's like we I said I we kind of. got in our first kind of. I was like, I'm not doing it. Yeah, it's crazy how it's literally. right next to it. >> Your first fight was like 15 months into. your relationship? It's going well. See? >> Yeah. We don't really fight. >> It wasn't even a fight. I was just like, can we just not? You know what I mean? I can just get you. another, you know, piece of jewelry. >> This is why Macon doesn't mind driving. that piece of [ __ ] that he drives cuz he. >> [laughter]. >> Macon could leave the doors open, the. keys in it running, and people are like,

I'm not taking that [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> You can't imagine. We should get a. forensic scientist to come in and find. out how many materials have been spilled. on his seats. Bodily fluids, food. >> car seats. >> It's unfucking. >> I bet you I would win. >> No chance. >> Oh, yeah, 100%. >> Go outside. I got stuff that you would. like, why was that even in the car? >> [laughter]. >> His car is a biohazard. >> Yeah. >> The state came by in a hazmat suit. >> anti-fungal cream all over my car right. now. >> That's what he drives, anti-fungal. cream. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Honda Honda anti-fungal [laughter].

cream. >> Cuz my foot itched once and I went and. it went the tube went all over the. place. >> His car has your seats are I don't want. to sit in it. I get afraid to go in. there. >> Well, it wasn't like that before you. bought the car. >> Of course not. >> No, but I've had it for like 7 years. >> But he but he destroys it. It's not. >> You're like me. >> Yeah. >> We don't care about it. >> Brother, he's way worse than you. I love. it, dude. Way worse than you. >> a hoarder? >> Uh yeah. >> Yeah, I can see it. >> It's gross. >> His place is in You've never been to his. house. >> Is it hoardy? >> Well, there's just there's [ __ ]. everywhere. It's. >> There's. >> Oh my god. >> everywhere. >> smell.

>> It I don't It doesn't have It doesn't. You know why it doesn't smell It doesn't. smell? He has a lot of candles. >> I do. >> For if women come over, he's very smart. with that. >> And incense. >> Incense. I see. >> Carlos. Carlos keeps it clean, tight, clean, tidy. >> Your place is clean? >> There's no mess at his house. >> I have a dog, so it's I don't want it to. be. >> You also have a Bible. >> I do have the Bible. >> Do you have the Quran as well? >> No, I have the drug Bible. He's. referencing from Coachella. >> Yeah. >> Throw it away. >> Yeah. >> I haven't done anything since Coachella. >> just holding onto it for a rainy day?

>> Hell yeah. >> You look like a like an exorcist priest. >> Yeah, you could perform exorcisms. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, like not. >> They're like street like But if you see. the exorcism, right? The exorcist. >> Rome, but mine don't go through Rome. >> you don't go through the Rome. You're. just the guy that knows, right? And you. smoke, and you're a little dirty, and. you live in like a tiny place. >> Yeah, I do. >> With a neon red Bible on your wall. >> I do hail Marys. >> I was going to say a neon sign outside. of his window, and it glows in his room. >> Yeah, that's cool. And everything's. black. Yeah, like like John Doe from Seven.

>> Yes. >> Yes. That's exactly right. >> There's a hand with a in a in a in a. glass jar. >> I would love to devote my life to like. just exercising demons from people. >> Yeah, dude. I think you'd be able to do. it. >> to exorcise some out of you soon. >> Yeah, yeah. >> I did fail Latin. >> No, you would suck the demons in you. >> [snorts]. >> That's your thing. >> Oh. >> I think you have a great capacity for. demons. >> I definitely. >> I think you do. I think that you could. just do. >> You're the vessel. >> Yeah, yeah. >> His reserve tank is big for demons. >> Yes, I think so. Yeah. >> You're like the thing that captures.

ghosts in Ghostbusters, >> [laughter]. >> but they don't have to ever clean it. out. >> Yeah, I don't like getting rid of like. addictions or bad things. I just manage. them. >> [laughter]. >> So bad. >> Yeah, you manage them. >> Brother, >> you can manage demons. >> Oh yeah, I I currently do. >> Yeah, stop stop stop. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I know, he speaks in Latin to them. >> Yeah. [laughter]. It's amber. >> Ultra. >> You know what, man? Those pouches get. addictive. >> Well, they're they're look, you you put. in and you put in your mouth, you put in. your mouth, you keep doing it all day, you don't realize how many you put in. there, and then you're buzzing off the.

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>> Like Gregorian chants or whatever. >> I said the wrong thing and some Middle. Easterners all of a sudden show up on a. plane. >> We must kill the infidel. >> Exactly. >> Because of you they crashed. >> It was a curse. >> You look like a conspiracy theorist to. me. >> Bob, that's projecting cuz. >> You're right. Like you know things, believe in things. >> do right now a lot. >> Yeah. >> Give me Make up Make Make believe a. conspiracy theory. >> Give us any of them. >> Yeah. No, something that you completely. made up, but let me just say. >> Lindsey Graham. didn't die of natural causes. >> What happened?

>> There was a bathhouse rave party late at. night in Kiev. >> You know what's so funny? You know that he knows this is real. >> Russian. >> Yeah. >> It was Russians. >> And this like really good-looking hockey. player guy was like. >> Like [snorts] heated rivalry. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Yes. >> They were filming. It was one of the. actors. >> But to get Lindsey's attention, he. whispered things about Disney movies. [laughter]. >> Woah. >> Woah. He loves Disney World. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, he was like, "Aladdin, I I know. about. >> Yeah, how he knows about Aladdin. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Well, we all know about Aladdin.

>> So, he did some deep diving. >> Aladdin was one of the 9/11 pilots? I can show you the world trade centers. >> Wow. >> Wow. >> That you did the theme music for them. >> [laughter]. >> For this movie we're going to make. That's amazing. >> We just cracked the code. >> cracked the code. >> I can show you the world trade centers. >> That's like. >> Shining shim Let's go to the lyrics. Let's find out if there's a 9/11. >> I don't Okay. >> No, there might be. >> The Okay. >> I can show you the world centers. I can. tell. >> tumbling soaring planes tumbling towers.

>> Oh, no, dude. Did we just find out that. this was. I can show you the world tricks owners. shining shimmering splendid they were. you tell me princess now when did you. last let your heart decide. >> open your eyes to the fire. >> Take you wonder by wonder one by one one. by one wonder. >> two wonder the two wonders of the world. >> over sideways and under which is the. third building. >> It they what they hit the panel. >> Oh, the third okay. >> And what happens when that happens a.

whole new world. >> and new fantastic point of view. >> view cuz there's nothing to look at the. building. No no one. BIN LADEN WAS RIGHT. >> [laughter]. >> OR SAY WE'RE ONLY dreaming a whole new. world dazzling place I never knew well. we figured it out. >> Yeah. >> We cracked your code Aladdin. >> undescribable feeling. >> Yeah, it's got to be I imagine. >> Yeah. >> Every turn a surprise yeah, it sure was. It sure was. >> That's crazy dude. >> Well, we cracked the code. And I'm a little upset that we cracked.

it that easy. >> I'm not. >> Every conspiracy theorist by the way. online. >> I'm so sorry. >> is sunk. >> flat earth you mean. >> conspiracy theorists. One of my favorite games Donkey Kong. unbelievable and that old man in the. chair. >> Cranky Kong. Yeah. >> Donkey Kong was probably one of the. beyond Super Mario Brothers it was one. of the games that I wanted to conquer. the most I wanted to beat all the levels. of Donkey Kong. >> one is so good from last year. >> What is it on what system? >> Switch too. >> So you would memorize when to jump and.

timing. >> 100%. >> That's what it is. >> Donkey Kong I was obsessed. >> Bonanza it's you can rip apart the. levels you like. >> Oh, you you can you can destroy. everything? >> Yeah, it's. >> It's kind of tight. >> Yeah. >> I never I never was never good at. Pac-Man. Pac-Man it's a it's a panic. >> It is it's anxiety. >> It's anxiety. >> Yeah. >> It's like oh oh oh you're like stuck. like stuck stuck in the corner. >> Yeah yeah yeah. >> What does it say on my sign on our sign? Bath rains? >> Bath Bath rains. >> Oh, Bath rains. [laughter]. >> Bath rains. >> Hey, Bath rains.

Hey. How'd you do that guy from Bath. rains? I said. >> I get that I get that a lot. >> Yo, where's Bobby? >> Yeah. >> I don't [ __ ] know. What did that guy do to at the at the. shoot? He goes, "My friend loves you.". That's like one of the funniest insult. It's like such a funny kind "Hey, but my. buddy love you. Can I get a photo my. buddy loves you?" I'm like, "Okay.". >> Oh, yeah, I hate that. >> like, "I don't care about you at all, but my buddy loves you.". >> Or then yeah, you sometimes you're at a. place and they go, "Um let me send a. photo to my buddy cuz he loves you.". >> Yeah. >> But there's like well, then just take it.

send a photo of me, then. >> Take a picture of me. >> Yeah, because I know it's because of you. that you want the photo. Yeah, it's. true. You know, I. >> Yeah, you think they're being true You. think they're being Why would they not. just say it's them? >> Ego. They want a big dog. >> Yeah, I'm getting a lot of like dinner. inner interruptions, too. >> Maybe it's a sign of getting more. famous. >> Oh, shut the [ __ ] up. >> Like you haven't reached any like you're. not at a peak yet, [laughter] so you're. getting recognized. >> I mean, that is what it is. >> Yeah. >> Obviously, you're getting recognized. more. >> I'm not I It's like I don't even go.

What? What do you mean? What do you mean? >> What do you mean? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> FINE, you're not famous. Whatever, who. cares? >> It's relative. Everything's relative. >> YEAH, IT'S LIKE. >> [laughter]. >> THE [ __ ] ARE you talking ABOUT? WHAT ARE. YOU TALKING ABOUT, GUYS? >> YOU JUST SAID I'm getting a lot of. dinner interruptions. Like you're like you're [ __ ] FRANK. SINATRA. >> [laughter]. >> NO, I'M NOT GETTING A LOT OF DINNER. INTERRUPTIONS. YEAH, I can't just get. out and smoke and eat with a broad out. at night. >> [screaming].

[laughter]. >> You know, I. No, I get like a. >> I Yeah. >> Like my my No, I I'll get this. "Hey, man, my friend dared me, you know what I. mean, to take a photo with you. Is it. all right? I know you're I'm. interrupting dinner." And I'm like, "All. right.". And I'll do it. You won't do it. >> If I'm at dinner with you. >> No, anybody. >> If I'm at dinner with my wife, I would. say please don't interrupt dinner with. my family. If you're on a date with your. girlfriend, I think it'd be cool to not. interrupt the date with your girlfriend. But if it's with like people and.

friends, yeah, I don't give a [ __ ] But. it's like you're with your significant. other, it's kind of like I like them to. assume you're with my wife. But if I'm with you and I, yeah, we'll. take [ __ ] pho- I don't give a [ __ ]. >> do it every time. Yeah, I do it ballet every time. >> for your girlfriend then cuz then they. have to stand there and then it just. feels weird. But if it's just friends, I. don't give a [ __ ]. >> No, I I think she she likes the fact. that I'm so generous with my. thing. >> Uh. No. I think it just interrupts an. intimate moment that you might be. having. >> I do have a little smirk when I do it. Maybe it's a little cocky thing. >> Yeah.

>> Of course. [laughter]. >> It's you. It's you. >> Hey, can I take a photo? I'm like, "Excuse me.". >> I do it my way. >> I always stand up. I do it I do it my. way. I always stand and do a pose. >> Chang Sinatra over here. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> You really are. >> I'm Chang I'm Chang Sinatra. >> You're Chang Sinatra. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> But yeah, I do I do may- maybe I do ham. it up. >> What? >> Yeah, you go to Dan. >> Dantanas. Yeah, you go to spots where. it's going to happen, too. >> I do. >> If you go to those in the door. >> Yeah. There's this one Italian. restaurant, I think it's like in. >> Hey, thanks for taking care of me.

>> Yeah. >> Oh, Chang Sinatra's here. >> There's this one restaurant where you. make reservations. It's over like way on. the West Coast not like on the um. >> West side? >> West side, I mean West Coast. >> [laughter]. >> It is the West Coast. >> It is West Coast. And there is they're. known to have paparazzi there. >> Elephante. >> I think that it is it. Elephante. >> Santa Monica, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, that area. >> That's a paparazzi spot. >> Yeah, it's like Yeah. >> It's like what the Ivy used to be or. whatever. It's like where they where. they you know they're going to be. >> It's so I I never I've never gotten like. snap snap snap snap snap, right? And.

ended up in TMZ or whatever, right? But. in this particular situation, I was on a. date. This is way before the girlfriend. I have now. And she's like, "Yeah, I. can't live this lifestyle." I go, "THIS. HAS NEVER HAPPENED.". >> IT HAPPENED, THOUGH. >> YEAH. >> I laughed so hard. dude one time we were. walking. >> That was it. >> Oh wow. >> Yeah, look at how fat I was. >> Is that the restaurant? >> Yeah, it looks like you ate the WHOLE. [ __ ] PLATE. >> [laughter]. >> I TRIED EVERYTHING. [laughter]. YEAH, DUDE I LOOK TERRIBLE. >> What does it say? It says Bobby Bobby. whole menu-ly steps out for dinner with.

a female companion. >> On a rainy night in LA, that was it. What year was that? 2 years ago. >> You're [ __ ] wet and fat, that's. tough. >> Dude, I was so fat back then. >> Look at how good-looking you look now. dude. You're all skinny. >> Look at us now, you and I now, right. now. >> Wow, look at how sexy sexy boys. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Dude, one time I was leaving Nobu Malibu. and they were taking pictures of like a. celebrity and it was like I don't know. who was coming out, I couldn't see. >> Yeah. >> And I was like what the [ __ ] what's. going on over there? And the guy turned a photographer, I can. see like turns and looks at me and goes, "Hey, what's up?" And I was like,

"Hello.". And. right back to taking pictures of. whoever. >> Uh, were you humiliated? >> No, it was fine. I was just like I'm not. whoever it is is famous. I was like they. the camera guy was like, "Excuse me.". >> Oh, hey man, what's up? >> Whoever somebody real a photo that could. make them money. >> Yeah, but you can be actually um you can. like talk to them and be like and. negotiate. >> Into what? >> Into like the like I'll get off a plane. at the LAX and some guy with a camera. will come. How do you think of the a new. controversy that happened in it? >> is the main. >> Yeah, and I always go, "Hey man, hey.

dude, come on. I know it we know each. other for a long time.". Cuz yeah, yeah, I got I'm so tired right. now. He goes, "I get it, but I get it." And. then and then I'll they just won't, you. know, you know, there's a way to. negotiate. >> It's funny they try to catch people off. guard. Eric Andre handles it the best. He's always just like mean or weird to. them. He's always weird and it works. Every time it works. >> Like let me let me show pop up. >> him a do a clip of him, it's amazing. Like Eric Andre on TMZ, he's like. he just bullies them back. Unless and now he's being nice cuz he's. promoting a movie.

>> That's what it looks like it would be. >> Yeah, of course. Now there's one there. was one of him getting a car and he just. kept asking weirder questions back to. the guy. >> Mhm. >> Like the guy was like, "Eric, what do. you think about this?" A controversial. thing. He's like, "Do you like gelato or. ice cream more?". To the camera man. >> That's so good. >> Yeah, just bounce it back to him. >> Yeah, that's so good. >> then it's like a moot point. That's it? >> That's just them leaving. >> That's good. Good clip, dude. What the. [ __ ]. >> It's Eric Andre just walking into a car.

>> with celebrities. >> WHAT ARE YOU GETTING ANGRY FOR? >> WHY ARE YOU GETTING. >> WHAT ARE YOU GETTING ANGRY FOR? >> SORRY, I shouldn't have insulted you AND. MR. ANDRE. >> WOAH, DUDE. YOU KNOW WHAT? >> The very famous Eric Andre. >> What about this? Not say anything. >> I do like this. Carlos, loose. If. something's building up, let it rip. >> Yeah. >> I did immediately. >> Yeah. >> No, but I mean, what else is going on. that I feel like something's drumming up. a little bit? >> No, I'm pretty open with you, Andrew. >> Yeah, I know you are, but is anything. rumble bumbling right now? >> Between us? I think we're good. >> Yeah, yeah. We're. >> You got me an iced coffee.

>> Yeah. I I owe you money for that. >> Yeah, you do. >> Yeah, okay. >> That might be it. >> He wants that. He owes you that money? I'll give. >> I'm not rumbling about money. >> That's his fault. >> What's he angry about then? I think you know what it was? I snapped. at you because you were insinuating that. I was bad at my job when I was when I. made a mistake. >> I did hear that. >> When? >> I I heard just now. Seconds ago. >> Yeah. It can make you insecure when your. boss like makes fun of you in front of. your [ __ ] co-workers. >> I know, but we asked for a video of Eric. Andre responding with, you know what I. mean? >> Pretty hard to find a video of Eric.

Andre in the paparazzi considering he's. not even remotely close to like Timothy. Chalamet. Like I have more famous. friends. >> Oh, okay. So, can I ask you this then? Okay? [laughter]. >> Ask me anything. >> All right. I shouldn't I shouldn't have. said anything. >> No, you know what? I shouldn't have. [laughter] said anything. >> You Or should you you should have found. good footage. >> It would have taken me more than 5. seconds considering. >> We could edit the [ __ ] out of this. thing, you know what I mean? We could. give. >> No, no, no. There's no. >> Australia's going to be so fun. >> If I had taken more than 10 seconds, you.

would have been like, "Where's the [ __ ]. >> Woah, woah, woah. >> Oh. >> Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. >> Wow. >> [laughter]. >> Here's another thing that Jules does. that drives me crazy about my animals. >> What? >> Is so Esther Povitsky. >> Yeah. First of the other day, oh, I. wanted to bring this up. The other day. I woke up Saturday morning. to hearing children playing in my.

backyard. >> Ugh. >> I know. Okay. What a terrible It's like. birds is worse. I mean as bad. But it. was children playing in my backyard. >> joy was going on and it was. >> There was pure joy going on. >> Just threw you off. >> I walk in and there's three babies in my. backyard in my pool. >> Esther's kids? >> Two of Esther's kids and Khalyla's kid. >> Okay. Everybody you know has a key to. his house. >> Yeah, everyone knows. Everyone can come. in. >> I They're The The [ __ ] The key maker. was like, "I can't keep copying this. key.". >> Yeah. >> There's 30 of them out there. >> And I was So I was So I got in my swim.

trunks, you know what I mean? My. girlfriend came out and right I'm. swimming, you know what I mean? There's. a swim teacher there, too. >> [laughter]. >> They [ __ ] hired a full like a full-on. swim What do you own? The YMCA? >> Yeah. >> What's going on at your house? >> And I sat there and out loud I said, "There's just too much joy here.". >> Yeah. >> It's It It was pleasant. >> Right. >> Right, but if it's if I had the. responsibility. of the kids, I don't think I would be as. joyful. Cuz there's a lot of Hey, hey,

hey. You know what I mean? Like don't go. there. >> But you're not a Hey, hey, hey guy. You. would just let him do whatever the [ __ ]. they want. >> Yeah, eat the dog poop. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Like the kids pick up stuff. >> do it. >> Yeah, and so And it's like But I you. know the responsibility to do that, I. just it would be stressful. >> It's heavy. >> It's heavy. >> But sometimes if you let the kid eat the. dog poop, then they turn out like. McCone. They figure it out eventually. >> out. Yeah. >> You know, sometimes they figure it out. >> Yeah. >> I bet you Fancy's childhood was very, very like, "Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't." don't Look at him. Wasn't. it? You got yelled at a lot. >> A lot.

>> Yeah. McConaughey was well, maybe if you. want to eat the dog poop and explore, that's okay. If it's going to if it's. going to open up your mind, that's good. >> Yeah. >> He was baby like that. You know that. >> Yeah. >> You see his parents and they treated him. like a king. >> [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> Like a soft cord [ __ ]. >> Okay, dude. >> I'm sorry. >> Why are you killing my guy? >> I'm sorry. I love you, man. Here's but what I Here's one thing that. I missed though in life. Is um so Esther's kid went to Dave, you. know Dave King? >> Yeah. Her his husband his dad? >> Yeah. And the kid goes, "Daddy, hold.

me.". Right? And he's, "I'll hold you.". >> Chinese. Little baby. >> No. No, no, no. It's a baby. "Daddy, hold me.". >> That's better. That was a white baby. >> a white baby. >> Yeah. >> "You betcha.". >> That's a white baby. >> That's a yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he. grabbed the baby and you know that he's. teaching the baby to swim and I'm like. >> It's cute. >> This is so cute. I think maybe I'm. missing out in a whole. >> Yeah. >> new world. >> You are, but you'd have way less money. >> Aladdin. Yeah, you and I you and I.

didn't have kids and that is a thing. that we miss. >> Yeah, but it's a. I just feel like it'll it's too much of. a responsibility for me. >> Maybe. I don't know. I think you'd be a. great dad, so I don't think it would. matter. I think you would learn it I. think you'd be so much fun. It would. it would just be a different guy. You'd. be a different Bob. >> "Daddy, there's a. there's a ghost in my room.". And you're like, "Ugh, god.". >> Well, [snorts] I don't don't bring it in. my room. >> Yeah, yeah. And then you got to check. underneath the bed. I think that's fun. >> That's cute and then you make up a game. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Where you killed the ghost, you took.

care of it. I got the ghost out. I went. and got him. >> Yeah. There's a boogeyman and then I. have my wife, you know me, go check and. then I'm I'm the boogeyman. >> Girlfriend. >> I dress up in the thing. >> Yeah, see? >> Yeah. So then it becomes stronger. >> Isn't that fun though? >> It's fun. It's a good time. >> does your wife ever come in there and. say, "Hey, I need you for something and. you're in the middle of cutting?". >> Sometimes but not. >> What would she ask for? Help. >> Of any kind? >> Yeah. >> Like what? >> Hey, we have a child they need help with. literally anything. >> Yeah. >> Like what? >> Like get the baby to sleep.

>> Why can't you do that? >> Exactly, that's what I say. >> Wow. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah. You do that. >> Exactly. >> That's that Latin lover she might love. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. I would do like, you know what I mean? You got to drop, you know what I mean? Timmy off at baseball practice. >> Mhm. >> At 7:00 in the morning. >> You're not doing that. >> I am doing that. >> You would hire someone to do it. >> No, I would do it but then I would be. like, but you're picking them up. >> You. >> Because I'm going to sleep when I get. back home. >> You wouldn't do that. You'd just pay. someone to do it. >> Pay who?

>> There's drivers, what do you mean? >> Yeah, Carlos. >> I'm not taking care of your [ __ ] kid. >> I'll give you money. >> I don't need money that bad. >> That is so funny. He just shut it down. I get you. >> Dude, you're so rude. >> [laughter]. >> I don't want to. >> You're being so rude right now. >> No, IT'S PICK UP MY KID, TIMMY. >> THAT'S INSANE. [ __ ] TIMMY. >> YEAH, WHOA. WHAT ABOUT YOU, MCCON? >> I'd pick him up. >> Yeah. >> Timmy's a little bit. >> In his little bacteria car. >> No, no, no, I'd get you a new car. >> Yeah, yeah. >> You'd have to. >> I would have to Yeah, he would die in. that car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> It'll make him stronger. >> It'll smell like this. >> [laughter].

>> Timmy will trapped underneath like a box. of old merch and a Chick-fil-A bag. >> Yeah. >> How did the kid die? Under Bad Friends. hoodies? >> And then if you watch the baseball game, your Timmy's a baseball game. >> Yeah, go to T-ball game. >> You got to cheer. >> You have to cheer. >> But you're not really cheering. >> Only when they look at you. >> Oh, yeah. I want to I want to Daddy's. watching. >> What if we're being honest here? That is. a little thing. We still could We could. adopt, you and I, we could adopt a kid. You know how How about we How about we. adopt a kid and we time share it? Like it's a condo.

>> No. >> You have it. >> How much is Can you adopt. >> I'm googling it already with my quick. skills. >> Okay. >> God, he's on one today. >> Which color do you want? >> $40 to $70,000 to adopt. >> Color is 40. >> That's how much it cost to get a kid? >> Foster care is the most affordable. route, often $0 or private domestic. infant and international adoption. typically run 40 to 70,000 dollars. >> Now how That's how much is to get the. kid transferred to your house? >> Unless you adopt from a foster care, which is zero to 2,000. >> Oh, they'll do that. Foster care. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, but those are rampant with scams. usually.

>> Yeah, but I if I go to a legitimate like. >> What are you talking about? >> might get What if you get like a. 30-year-old. >> You get Brett. >> Oh, like that movie Imposter. You ever. see that movie? >> Yeah, it's like. >> That documentary? >> That girl was incredible. Oh, another. one just came out about a girl that kept. going back to high school. Did you see that? >> Never been kissed? >> No, no, it's a. It's a It's a. It was a news article. It's not a movie. yet. A girl kept going back to high. school and lying in different cities and. stuff like that. And she was like 26. years old and a senior in high school. >> Imposter was worse. You know that. documentary?

>> I know, I'm just saying but this this is. a real story that just happened as well. >> Yes, okay. >> People still trying to pull this [ __ ]. off is wild. >> It's wild. >> What is it? A girl keeps. uh. She kept going back. They just kept. finding. >> What does she look like? Well, I want to. see what she looks like. >> classman 28-year-old woman who was. arrested for enrolling in a Bronx high. school opposing a 16-year-old student. 28 years old and pretended to be 16. And. she did it multiple times in different. different districts. That's her. >> I would buy it. >> Sam. >> 16? That girl's not 16 years old.

>> Yeah. >> That's crazy. 28 years old. Here's the saddest part. >> What? >> She didn't do it for any like nefarious. reasons. She's just like sad and lonely. and missed her childhood. That's so [ __ ] up and dark. It's not. like. >> Why would you want to go to the worst. place imaginable? High school was the. darkest years of my life. >> and she wants. >> So was I. I don't want to go back. >> No, she wants like to She wants to make. up for the years that didn't work for. her probably. It's sad. >> Yeah.

>> By the way, that's another movie. >> What? >> Bob Bobby goes back to high school. to make up for all the times you were. bullied and everything. Now you're the. cool king. Now you The guy becomes a. famous podcaster and comedian, goes back. to high school and is the king again. >> Like 22 and 1/2 jump street. >> Back to school was incredible. That was. so he could get a degree. >> joke again. >> [laughter]. >> 22 and 1/2 jump street. >> Yeah, that's right. >> They did 21 and 1/2. >> Yeah. >> They did it. >> They did already. >> They did it. Back to school is such a. good. >> It's a It's a college. He goes back to. college, right?

>> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Oh, but with the son, yeah. >> They put a hot tub in his dorm room. >> Yeah, that's a funny movie. >> is the man. He's the man. >> Oh, that's right. >> I forget he's like the cool art guy. That was before he like. really slid off into the into the midst. >> What a comeback story. >> Ramis told the story about Caddyshack on. day one that the DP set up a shot. and he had got to set and they were. like, all right, let's go. And Ramis was. like, let's uh I think we should be.

shooting this way. And the DP was like, what? >> Yeah. >> He's like, what about over there? He's. like, because everything is right there. >> [laughter]. >> And he turned and he was like, yeah, we. could shoot that that way, too. That's. totally fine. >> Yeah. >> Like he They were so [ __ ] up and out. of it. They were just every day. They. partied all day every day. And then they. had storms in Florida while they were. filming. So, they would just coop up in. a hotel and just do drugs all day, all. night. And they're like, we got to film. in a day or two. That's crazy. >> they would get real money. >> Yeah, dude. >> And half of it would be spent on.

cocaine. >> Drugs. >> That's awesome. >> It's cool. We miss those days. >> Let's make that kind of movie. >> Yeah, dude. >> [laughter]. >> I'll relapse. >> We would naturally just. >> I'm going to relapse to do a movie. Drug. movie. >> No, you're not. >> Yeah, let's do it. >> Fear and loathing. >> Fine. >> Yeah? >> Yeah. >> Let's remake Jaws with cocaine. >> Yeah. >> THAT'S A BIG FISH. >> AND I'M JUST chewing on shrimp. >> [laughter]. >> Cocaine and shrimp. Just grinding in my teeth. >> [laughter]. >> The boat never leaves the port.

>> Yeah, never leaves the port. >> We just do blow on the boat for like 5. days straight. Never leave. >> Meanwhile, he's killed a thousand. tourists. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> And hence the beginning of the movie. The Amber Alert. The Kim Chi Alert. begins. The Kim Chi Alert, yeah. All. right. Thank you for being a bad friend.