Theo Von & Rimbo The Kimchi King | Ep 310 | Bad Friends

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to prison for? Killing people? Did he kill somebody? I think I think petting against the fur. You know, sometimes if you pet a cat. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> If you pet back to front. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't like it. >> No. Yeah, it hurts, apparently. >> Two counts of murder for hire, eight. counts of violating the Lacey Act, and. nine counts of violating the Endangered. Species Act. Okay, a little different. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And one count of. petting the wrong. >> Petting the wrong way. [laughter]. Damn, dude, 21 years, 252 months. >> It's like petting against the grain.

It's like when you see that guy who was. like drunk driving up the interstate, you're like, "What are you. >> What are you doing, man?" You What are. you doing on the interstate? I saw a. buddy of mine I knew. his girlfriend was driving to work in. the morning and got hit by a guy going. the other way. Just driving in the. morning drunk on the other way, just. smoked her. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa. >> She's alive. Yeah. Got I don't know. anymore. I mean, this was a while ago. >> I ran over a motorcyclist. You did? >> Yeah, remember? Where? In Pyongyang? >> [laughter]. >> But that's a driving while Asian. You know what, dude? Those stereotypes.

and those tropes are very true. Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> They are. Have we started? Yeah. Yeah. We can. Do you want to not start? >> as we're going. >> You You want to start with a song? You want to. When I drink my beer. You were singing that on the way in. What is that drink my beer thing? >> I don't know. I just get the the Turning. Point USA, that one guy. Drink my beer. That's in my in my head 24 hours. What. is that? Is that Oh, just the Super Bowl. halftime Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Let me hear it. >> Yeah, yeah. Drink my beer. Who is Brantley Gilbert? Kiss my girl,

drink my beer. >> Ride my truck. I'm right here, no two. queers. Eat my squirrel. Eat my. squirrel. >> Yeah. Pet my cats starting at the back. Right. [laughter]. That's what rocks, bro. >> You You own a cat guy? Huh? Hey, guy. I. don't know the cat man. [laughter] You. don't KNOW THE CAT GUY? YOU DON'T have. any animals. I don't, but I'm going to. get some soon. You got to get a dog. I'm. going to get a house and a dog. We do. Well, you have a house. What are you. talking about? Yeah, but I'm going to. get one that could be that's a little.

more dog appropriate. In Nashville? Yeah. Mhm. You'd never move back here, would you? I don't think so. I'll come back more to. visit more. I'm realizing that. Yeah, we. miss you. >> I miss you guys. But you're loving You love Nashville. I. mean, it's just growing so much. It's. like you're And it just feel It feels. like a big town. So, I mean, there's. there's All cities grow. All cities grow. They say Phoenix is. growing, right? When I go there, it's. the same. >> [laughter].

>> YOU WANT TO HEAR PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THEIR. CITIES and like growing? They all grow. Mhm. Yeah, you're right. Will you have. Will there. >> It was a smaller city. Go to hell. It's. gotten bigger. Will there be. >> Will there be a uh. >> [laughter]. >> a Theo section of Nateland? Are you. getting your own attraction at Nateland? I don't know. I don't [laughter] know. what that would be. It'd be a petting. zoo. Back to front only. >> Yeah. Yeah. I love you, man. >> Back to front petting zoo, Nateland. What's it called? Is it called Nateland, right? >> I'm not I have no Is that really. happening? He's opening up a theme park.

That's a real thing. I've heard rumors. of it. I didn't know if it was real. >> Oh, it's legitimately real. He Look at. that. Comedian Nate Bargatze early. stages developing a 100-plus acre. family-friendly theme park called. Nateland in Nashville. Good for him. Yeah. Nashville. >> ever hang out with him? I see Nate in passing sometimes, but he. is very busy and I'm doing my thing. So, it's just like, you know. You see the trailer for his new movie? I. haven't seen it. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, I haven't seen it. Have you seen. it? No. He's got a game show. I saw. that. >> Yeah. I was in the theater, man. Were you? I was in the movie theater.

>> of all, good to see you guys, man. I. love you, Theo, man. >> I don't know what he's doing right now. Thank you for having me. >> dude. You can't blame it on Lexapro. Why? That you're being annoying. That's. not one of the side effects. >> what's going on. You know what? I'll. I'll I'll be quiet. >> No, be. Is that yell Lexapro, huh? >> [laughter]. >> I'm sorry. You are good, dude. Yeah, yeah. Lest we forget. Yeah. No, um. >> [laughter]. >> Go ahead. [snorts]. When you um thanks for dinner the other. night in Vegas. It was great to see you. for your birthday, man.

>> Yeah, and it wasn't my birthday and um. Oh, we. >> It was your sober birthday. It was, but. I don't think you were aware of it. No, I wasn't. I thought it was your actual. birthday. I have a video of you I know. a girl that brought you the cake and. everything. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I forgot to put it. on the table. >> there in a restaurant in Vegas. All of a. sudden. a big cake with a bunch of candles and. everyone's happy birthday. And you did. that for me. And they played like the. >> [laughter]. >> traditional music, you know? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy birthday.

Happy happy birthday. >> to you, to you, to you. You seen that funk the funk monks or. whatever? It's like a band. It's like. those monks that are A funk monk? willing to be funky or whatever. >> Yeah, I don't know. I'm not aware of it. >> Funk Munk's right there. Oh, those are the Funk Munk's? >> I think so. Funk Munk's. Do you know. them? Huh? No. Oh. But damn, they look fun. God, do they. ever. Yeah. It's a big band, too.

It's like the white Jabbawockeez. >> [laughter]. >> There's one black guy. You got to have. one guy point. >> Oh, you got Do you You do need one black. guy. >> And Jamal on the horns. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Save us, Jamal. That's good. >> Ladies and gentlemen, the Funk Munk's. Funk Munk's. >> That's a good horn. Dude, I wanted Did. you ever see that baby, dude? I forgot. to even ask you. >> What What What baby, man? Um your. ex-wife your. ex. He's saying have you met your Carlile's. baby yet? [laughter].

I'm translating. >> met it? Yeah. You did? >> Many times. Wow. I play with it. Really? >> He bites my face. Is it Was it Is there. any feelings when you hold it like, man? >> [laughter]. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? WHAT THE YOU COME AROUND HERE DOING. THAT? I'M JUST SAYING, is there any. times when you put it in your little. arms? >> I do. And you say, you know, you just It. could have been. Yeah. >> What could have been? >> Do you think there's any he was left. over in there and some of it got in that. baby? Oh, but yes. >> Bobby. >> Yeah. That sperm is slow.

>> cling. It's slow, too. >> to the ovaries for years. Yeah. It's. It's my turn. Yeah. All right, and. jumped in the other sperm. Grabbed the tail. All right. HERE WE GO. >> [laughter]. >> LIKE A LITTLE RICK SPERM. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Like a Rick sperm. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like yeah, Rick sperm. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, maybe. there's some of my stuff in there. Do. you ever look in the eyes of the kid and. and think about that? >> Yeah, one of them was like this. No. Don't deflect. What? Don't deflect.

Don't deflect what? >> Tell us the truth. You look at the kid. ever and you go, look at that. Look at. that. It's a little bit of me right. there. Mhm. What You know, um. What you want to You want to get real? Let's get real. Yes. >> Yeah. Let's get. >> Yes, yes. Um. I'm alone. late at night. Mhm. You know what I. mean? And um you ever look at pictures. of the kid when you're alone? >> [laughter]. >> Sometimes. And I go what could have been. I I I. think I made some mistakes. >> Yeah. Yeah. Funk monks. Let's get real. NO, LET'S GET REAL.

>> SORRY. SORRY about that. >> Yeah. Yeah. What could have been? What could have. been? What could have been? And I made. some choices that were not really I. regret. >> Well, you were also saving up your urine. in a lot of jugs around the home, I. know. >> [laughter]. >> I know some people call that doomsday. prepping, but I'm like. Yeah. What's the do What is the for what. party? >> It was a collector's item for him. It. was more of like a What it's ambiance. Yeah, it's ambiance. Oh, yeah. Because. when the sun goes through it it has a. glare. >> Yeah. That's the show you saw. That's. the show you saw us, huh?

>> [laughter]. >> That's all it is. The spicy show you. Yeah. We go to Jang with love. Aw. Oh, go to Jang. Good reference. >> Go to Jang with love. >> Yeah. Yeah. But there are moments where. you have that thing where it's like, yeah, that I could have if I had have. just got my ducks in a row, you know, it. would have been something would have. been different. But that's life and you. keep going, you know? >> Duck. Duck. You keep going. >> Good reference. Um but you know, I. learned. >> If I would have hung my ducks correctly. in the window, I could have still been. with her. That could have been my kid. >> [laughter]. >> You like duck, man? I I it's too it's too gamey for me. I've.

had duck neck. It's too oily. The the the the meat. I've never had. duck body. I've had duck neck. You have? >> I've had duck neck. I've never had duck. body. Duck neck? What's What's duck. neck, man? Duck neck. Duck neck. I [laughter] I mean, it's. it's in the title pretty much. Yeah. Duck neck. Uh-huh. Duck neck. Duck neck. So, um you eat the neck of the duck? There it is. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. It's good. Looks like sausages. Oh, you can really eat the neck? Oh, duck. neck. Yeah. Hot and spicy duck necks.

Hot and spicy duck neck. You have any. exotic animals? What if you're somebody. that eats a lot of neck? Are you called. a. Go ahead. Go ahead. A necker? Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> No, you're not. Are you? Look that up. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A necker. Necker. >> Necker. Yeah, necker. My bad. He be. necking. Dude, how have you guys been. feeling, man? The show's been doing so. great. It's like you guys is. Has it cemented you guys' friendship. differently? Is that a crazy question? Am I just making things silly? No, that's true. No, it's good. Yesterday or.

what? The other day we shot our 6-year. anniversary. Pretty huge. We did 6 years. What kind. of nuts? We didn't think we'd continue. He can't do it. >> [laughter]. >> It's Lexapro. It's Lexapro sigh. >> to be. Well, you seem positive. Usually you. don't have a ton of energy, I think. >> Yeah, he's got a load of energy. today. It's all this on the cellular level. >> [snorts]. >> Yeah, [laughter] I exist and only do. exist. Mhm. Yeah. Um I had a dream that. my Oh, dude, I had a dream. >> Oh, I just saw Hacksaw Ridge thinking of. speaking of that.

>> Yeah? Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Good movie? I mean, it. probably gets you good. Uh-uh. I mean, it What What were your. dreams? >> Yeah, what were you That's what I meant. >> I had a dream that we went camping, me, you, and my brother. Woah, let's go. >> yeah, and then my brother was making too. much noise. >> That sounds right. >> Yeah, yeah, and then he woke you up and. then you faked yelled at him. What do you mean? You pretended that you. were sleeping, right? I knew the bit you. were going to do, right? And I go, "Shh, Andrew's getting really mad if you wake.

him up." I knew that you were still. awake but pretending to sleep, right? And you didn't extra, you know what I. mean? Snap. >> Oh, good. >> Right? And it freaked him out and then. he ran out of the tent. Hey, Bob. Yeah? Hey, Bob. Hey, why is Andrew so angry, Bob? Yeah, Bob. So good. >> Yeah. Andrew's I mean, You know what. >> you do? He left him. It was just you and. me. Yeah, and then you and I and then. you and I both laugh and then I woke up. Aw, man. That's a nice dream. >> Don't you I hate when peas end it. Yeah. Why do peas end dreams? Cuz otherwise. you would pee in the dream.

>> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah. But life was so good when. you peed in the dream. When you used to. ride that you're like, "I'm. staying in here." And in your dream, everybody's like, "Woah, this guy's just. peeing everywhere in here, [laughter]. you know?". Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, "That guy. means it, bro.". >> Yeah. I've spit in my dream one time, and I woke up spit all over I Really? I. felt like something was in my mouth like. I must have been stuffy, and in my dream. I just. and I spit, and then I woke up all over. my pillow with spit. And I thought, "That's so fun to do that in your dream. and it to be happening in real life." It. just feels good. But Theo, you know when.

you die in a dream, you really die in. real life. That's what they say. Wait, is that true, guys? Impossible. Yeah. In. the Matrix. In the Matrix, if you die in. the dream, you die in real life. So, it's got to be real. Cuz we're living in the Matrix, aren't. we not? Does anything feel real lately? No, dude. Bro, not at all. >> Yeah, so I think this is got Wait, no, everything's going well. Yeah. Nobody's. living in complete fear. Yeah. I just take it up day by day, you know, my man, pal? Oh, yeah. That's all you. can do, man. That's what I'm doing. >> Did I say that a couple episodes ago?

No, but that's something you do, so we. do have to monitor it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? You repeat things. Yeah, yeah. >> Short-term memory loss. You think so? Yeah, that's what So, is. that a side effect of Lexapro? >> Yeah, yeah. Let's do a symbol. Can we do a symbol like a hand signal? Symbol Yeah. I'll do that. Do this. Okay. When I've said something before. All right. Okay? Yeah, do something like. that, very subtle. Something like that. >> Yeah. Yeah, that's just point to your. eyebrow. Real subtle. Yeah, yeah, like. that. Yeah. That's very good. Okay. So, did I say that?

Oh, oh, yeah, that's no. >> no. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Pick to your. lips. What's the lip thing? So, this is. no. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's. [snorts] hungry in sign language. >> Oh, yeah, yeah. And this What does this. mean? I know this means something. Yeah. That's like it, you know what I mean? You back in the '40s, the black people. on stage. Jazz hands. Yeah. Back in the day? I haven't seen that. >> [laughter]. >> Uh, all right. Jazz hands. Jazz hands. Oh, jazz hands. I should have said that. Yeah, yeah. Jazz hands, dude.

Oh. Yeah, you haven't said it before. Yeah. Dude, this is awesome, dude. I've. never been on here. This is your Yeah, cuz I asked you to. >> Wait, have you never been on the show? >> [laughter]. >> I don't I didn't even I swear to god. I. I didn't. >> We've been trying. And now we're [snorts] here. >> We be trying. We be Well, I think yeah, for I mean, since I moved away, it just. taught just been tough for, you know, and then just having to do the do your. own show. You know how it is. >> Oh my god. You're doing your own show is. a nightmare. We do miss you a lot. I I. think about you all the time. Yeah, same. >> do. And I go I wish that you cuz we saw. you more often. Yeah, we did. Yeah. Back.

in the good old days. >> And you're the only you're one of the. only guys that have moved away that I. kind of miss. And who else moved away that you don't. miss? Go ahead. No, I miss I see there's. a lot of them that it's blatantly. obvious, I think. >> [laughter]. >> Did you have to ASK HIM THAT? >> [laughter]. >> I MEAN, YOU YOU'RE THE ONES YOU'RE THE. ONE THAT is in my mind the most. Oh, that's nice of you to say, man. >> Um Yeah, I forget about some what I. don't forget about what some of those. days are. Like, I forget about some of. the times at the store and stuff. I.

definitely long for it, I think. Um. yeah. Do you have that in Nashville at. Zanies or something? Mhm. You don't have. like a club thing at in in the city that. you go to? No. Cuz they're the only. club. Yeah, I go to Zanies sometimes, and there's another place there, City. Winery, so I'll try to stop over there. and make a show happen. And Zanies has a. lab now, too, so that you can do like. just a, you know, I got a show there. coming up. I got a couple shows in like. the next month coming up. So, that's. going to be good. >> Can you pop in or no? Yeah, you can, but they have like booked. acts and stuff. So, it's Oh, that's. right. You know, sometimes you don't. want to show up at somebody's show, and.

they have a full green room, and now. you're in their space, and then. um. but. also, I was just on tour I was out of it. was like a lot of times when I was I. when I was doing shows, it was just out. of town. So, it was like when I was. home, I was just kind of trying to relax. or podcast, so Yeah. it was a like the. past couple years was just it was just. very busy. You know, it was busy. Are. you going to take some time or no? Yeah, well, right now I don't have much. touring. mean, I'm putting some shows. back up now cuz we're going to re-tape. my comedy special in a couple like a. month or so. >> You're scrapping the old one?

Yeah, I think we might just we may I. don't know. We just want to have a. better shot at it, you know? >> sure. Um How many did you shoot the last. time? We shot two. We shot same day, load in same day. There was just like I. mean, we talked about it at my house. >> uh or I don't know if we we talked about. it. >> about it. Yeah. We don't have to we. don't I I've already talked to him about. it in person. >> He's on the floor. Yeah, it was just. like a lot you know, it was just like a. it was a just a crazy time and so I. think it was just too much to try to do. something. Um. But I I also want to get it good. It's. like, you know, I worked hard on it. I. want to get it at least at to where I. feel like, "Hey, this is the best that I.

can serve it." Yeah. Where where were. you going to film this time? I don't know. We were looking at Erie, but the cuz I love the theater there. when I performed there. >> Really? But um the weather Yeah. the. weather is a is. is might be pushing us out of there. It's Erie, Pennsylvania. And so I think. maybe we're looking at also at. Jacksonville. Jacksonville is also an is in Florida. Carlos typed in Erie, Indiana. >> [laughter]. >> What's funny you have three white guys. over there who obviously conquerors of. land, Mhm, yeah. >> but they don't know where anything is.

>> [laughter]. >> So, but yeah, we're trying to figure it. out. So, but it's all good. Well, Yeah. So, that's a good. >> Netflix? Yeah. Yeah, we did we didn't do Netflix. They. don't they didn't want us around. Yeah. They said no thanks to us. But you guys. did. >> Hulu. Hulu. Hulu. Which is great. >> [snorts]. >> It is. It is. Do something new. Spread. it out. Yeah. We're trying. And what is. it What is it called, Bobby? Finally. Aw. Aw. Isn't that good? Yeah. Finally.

It's time. It's about time. >> it or no? Be real. Yep. No, be real. No, be real. Be real. Be real. >> like it. I was just thinking if I like. it and I do. Yeah, you got to give him a. second to think about it. What Give me. Give me some other suggestions of names. you might call it if it was you. >> Finally. That's We talked about final. Lee. Yeah. I thought and I thought. finally like finally. Yeah. >> Like fine. Yeah. This guy's fine. Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Sorry, I didn't even laugh there. That's. the thing that happened. And then Lee at the end. Got it. Steve's. brother. Steve's brother's really.

>> Oh, that's a good one. Steve's brother. Yeah. >> What's your mom's name? Genie. Uh Genie. Mhm. Genie's boy. Dude, my mom's Gina. Woo. Why not? We should put them together. somewhere. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. We should put them. >> only way to respond to what he just. said. Well, why not? Why not? Yeah, yeah. Dude, we should [clears throat]. put them together somewhere. Why not? >> what? Huh? Be around each other. >> [laughter]. >> Oh, really? Yeah, you said you're Absorb. their energy, huh? Is it Yeah, just. absorb absorb each other's energy.

>> [laughter]. >> Didn't you say Stevie's out there with. your mom now, right? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And. why did he move out there? Cuz I I. needed an eye on her. What is she up to? Uh. >> [laughter]. >> Some dark stuff, man. >> What do you mean like espionage or what? No, she's just all night long on Epstein. files. She's 5:00 in the [laughter]. morning. She's sitting there like. >> Eating people? Oh, demon steak? Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> What Why so much pizza? Yeah, yeah. So much pizza. All the time. Oh, somebody got a ride. Yeah.

>> [laughter]. >> IS LINDSEY GRAHAM GAY? OH, MITCH MCCONNELL SLEEPING? >> [laughter]. >> AND I WANT TO SAY SHOUT OUT TO MY MY. producer Zach Powers that's here today, too. He can Shout out to Zach. Zach's in. the mix. How's she guys? Zach, pop in on. camera real fast. Just say what's up. Just look into the camera. Just Yeah, move McConnell out of the way. Hey, what. up? What's up, man? >> There's the dog. Yeah, there he is. Zach, holding it down. >> How long you been producing, man? And. his girl just got laid off. Hell yeah. >> [applause]. >> Really? That's not to clap for, but Best.

country in the world, [laughter] man. Best country in the world, yeah. Thanks, uh Oracle. Zach, you're good How you feeling? I'm. good. We just parted today. We're. chilling. Okay, good. >> Yeah, who'd you pod with, bro? Uh Chris. Hemsworth, Australian. Oh, wow. Really? Yeah. Wow. Wow. A smart guy trapped in a. good-looking guy. Oh my god. What do you. do when that happens? What a bummer. Bro, I was I thought it was just, you. know, and I it just judgment, you know, you see a guy that's that much of a, you. know, a handsome-ish guy or whatever.

Yeah. Dude, handsome. so smart, cool, like just. talking about like. just stuff like it was a valuable chat. I needed to have it today. You ever. notice like that when you're in those. moments you're like, "God, dude, things. are so Oh my god. off or something and. then somebody's like there and it's just. like you have the you have what whatever. comes in the that's the perfect, you. know, it's a good the perfect. conversation. I want to live in that. little space between his you. know, his stomach right there. The what. are those little The little happy trail. Yeah, I want to live in that gap. I'd be so happy. Don't you know what's. so funny about this guy? Doesn't work.

out. He doesn't? >> genetics. Wow. >> he refuses to go to the gym. He channels. a gym, though. He does meditation. Through his brain. Yeah. It's brilliant. >> a $60 month membership for a. >> [laughter]. >> at a channeling gym. The mental gym. Like when we had Zac Zac. Efron on, right? And when you really see. a real good-looking guy, >> It's crazy. >> Cuz sometimes, you know, I'm around you. and if I haven't seen a good-looking guy. for a while, right? I go, "Oh, Theo's. very good-looking." But then once I see. Zac and then I look at you, I go, "Oh, Theo's ugly.". Yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's a.

disrespectful thing to say. You know. what? It was it was it wasn't good. >> [laughter]. >> Let me just say this, man. Let me just. say this, man. Oh god. Oh, this happens on this show, too? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, [laughter] yeah, yeah, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. LET ME LET ME JUST say this, man, okay? I want to say this, right? For. comedian, man, right? You're very. handsome. Mhm. And you, too. Mhm. >> Andrew is better looking than me. >> How about this? How about this? >> Yeah. How about this? If you think he's. ugly, you are. fill in the blank. Bottom.

Feeder? >> Disaster. No. You So you really think. about yourself that way? This is my. point. >> You You You're the one that came up with. this scenario. >> No, my point is why are you putting him. down? Don't you find beauty in yourself. and in Theo? Yeah, I do. I was I was. trying to create funny, you know? Yeah, good. Do it. Keep going. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was trying to create something. You're. being mean to him. You're just being mean. It's okay. I mean, I know how I look. I've seen myself a lot. No, you're let's. let's let's let's go back. Can we go. back a little bit? Huh? Can we go back a. little bit? >> I don't think so, but yeah.

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All right. Ronnie, Ken, all these. people. >> Nancy Scott. Yeah. Nancy [clears throat]. Scott Nancy. >> [laughter]. >> That's a good one. Deep cut. Deep cut. That's so. >> Randall Park. Where am I in that group? I'm dead center. Yeah. I'm dead center. I will say this. When I saw about when I was like I was. in Las Vegas and I never seen Bobby in. the wild before, right? >> Mhm. I've seen Bobby in contained. environments, podcast, or comedy club. >> And Bobby somebody's like Bobby's in Las. Vegas." And I was like, "What? What. happened, you know? Was there like Was.

there a plate shift? Did something How. did. >> [laughter]. >> How did he get over here, you know what. I'm saying? Like Where did he Did he. accidentally. >> I walked. Did he accidentally move. [laughter]. move his bed over here? Like what. traveling is allowing just people to. sleep and travel at the same time? And. uh they're like, "He's here." And I. texted him and he's like, "Yeah, I'm. going to come meet up." And I was so. excited, dude. >> Yeah. Just to see you and like uh this. living like your life, dude. Like I just. feel like your attitude over the last. few years to me has just been like more. I'm going to get out and I'm going to. take advantage of things and I'm just.

going to say yes to doing stuff, you. know? >> Yeah. And I feel like it's been a lot. more outgoing. Do you think that too, And, or is that just. >> No, he has been a little bit more. It's. It's It's all firing to me, man. Well, cuz he's The single thing has helped. >> Even though I'm not a good-looking guy, whatever, it's still As an ugly guy, you. understand. Yeah, dude. [laughter] As a. As an ogre. Yeah. Yeah, dude. He's been. getting out more. [laughter] Because. he's single, girls have been making him. more active. Dude, and I saw you at the. UFC and they put you in like kind of the. the the special needs [laughter].

Sorry. I didn't I It was It was still. You got It was awesome. I couldn't even. go to his. I couldn't even go to your section. >> Yeah, I heard. Yeah, they dragged me out. of there. >> But I couldn't go to yours unless I had. a NECK BRACE ON. >> [laughter]. >> THEY HAD A YEAH. I HAD TO RUB. like [laughter] Vaseline all over my. arms and neck and. They'd be like, "Oh, it's So hot in. here. I know. To go over Why did we get. that section? Uh but it was so crazy. I'd never seen anybody get right where.

they come out right along the rail, bro. That was amazing, dude. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were right there. when they came out, bro. >> When they came out, yeah, yeah, yeah. It. was sick, dude. I tried to high-five, no. one high-fived me. No, uh-uh. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rose Namajunas, I. tried to high-five and she was she. Why do they come out with their eyes. closed? Well, they were feeling it, maybe. >> Yeah. She was coming out like this and I. put my hand out and it It's like this. much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> That's close, though. Yeah, it's pretty. close. Yeah. It was pretty cool, but um. the reason why I went to Vegas is. because um. I was like. I got to do something.

Cuz I had done the special before the. weekend before. I was like, I got to. not go up all the time and just like do. something. So I I asked Joe for tickets. and I went and uh it was so much fun. Well, Joe didn't give you those. You. bought them on Ticketmaster, DIDN'T YOU? >> [laughter]. >> BUT JOE GAVE YOU HE SENT YOU THAT LINK. TO TICKETMASTER. >> [laughter]. >> YEAH, YEAH. Use code I I I paid money. Use code Rogan 15 for. 15% off at StubHub. Yeah, I I always. spent $750. >> [laughter]. >> for those seats, but um.

but having dinner with I didn't know you. were in town, so having dinner with you. that night and then walking around with. you afterwards was fun. And Bizzle was. there. You guys love each other. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the best. >> The Bizz. Yeah. You still touring with. him? Yep. Whenever we go out like whenever we. go on a big tour again next year, probably we'll do it. >> Who's Bizzle? Tim. Tour manager guy. We're the same height. as you. Oh, the tall guy. >> Yeah, tall guy. You guys are always. pushing each other. Pushing? I have. video you guys and we'll include it. No. Um I have countless hours of you guys. pushing against each other in the lobby. [laughter] I know we probably push.

Yeah, yeah. I don't know. What is it? That guy invites it. Yeah, yeah. You try to hit everybody. kind of in the pecker and then run off. or whatever. >> Yeah, like a kid. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You start it. He'll play with you, but you start it. I I do start it. I. don't think anyone's ever started it. with you. Yeah. I like the fire. You do. >> Yeah, yeah. That's good, though. Yeah, that's your new special name. I like the. fire. Back in the caveman days, the. Koreans. right? And the Korean would come and. light the fire. You were the lighter of. fire. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think somebody. just. would people would light their.

um. Like what do you think was like an early. comedian trick that somebody would do in. like a caveman days? >> Fart fart into a like fart into a fire. to make it pop up a little bit. For sure they would still do So risky, then. >> [laughter]. >> It's worth a laugh. 100% It's a good. laugh back then. Little fire farter. Yeah, they would they would laugh at. you. Lose their mind. Yeah. Evidence. suggests that they do we did have. laughing similar laughter patterns. We. would copy each other's laughs. Look at that. Laughter in pre-primates. involved sounds made during tickling and.

playful interaction. You'd be a tickler. You would 100% Oh my god, I'd be. tickling deer, all kinds of animals. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> You're a tickler, dude. Dude, I would. tickle everything. I didn't sleep last. night. How come you're not How come you're not. sleeping? Is that Lexapro, too? Some. nights. I'm on I'm on escitalopram. [clears throat] or something. It's a. generic Would you mind looking that up, please, brother? I used to play. basketball with that guy. Escitalopram? >> [laughter]. >> He could hoop, dude. That kid's. crossover was nasty. Generic Xanax? Escitalopram, it's called. How long.

you've been on it? [clears throat]. I've been on it I think for 17, 16. years, something. But I've been I I switched to some other. ones. Oh, you did? And yeah, sometimes I. get to a point where I don't know if. they're working. It feels like. something's like kind of going wrong, and it feels like they're not working. anymore. Sometimes I'll try to take. breaks and get off. So, um but for the. majority of time I've been on I've been. on something. Yeah. Wow. For a while. It's kind of crazy that we stay on that. long. It's like you would think you'd go. in for something, and it's like a. problem, but then 17 years later it's. still, you know, like you're still. wearing like a leg brace or whatever. >> tape holds up, you know what I mean? You.

know what I mean? [laughter] Like it's. If it works, it works. That's a good. point, actually. That's a good way to. look at it, too. Like I just think if if. it if it if it's not. if it's if it's helping and not hurting. I mean, for you, I think you should. change. Do you think so already? >> I'd switch to something else. Oh, he's. doing What is he doing? Wait, wait, what. Give me some notes of since the. beginning. Mhm, the boys will tell you. >> Yeah, yeah, tell me. I think it feels. like maybe or maybe it's maybe it's. bumping up against the. the Wegovy or whatever. >> [laughter]. >> I think they're go I think they're. they're in Are you on GLP-1s? >> He is.

>> Yeah, yeah. No, he's on sorry, he's on. uh Wegovy. Oh, yeah, we switched. That's right. >> switched. I think they're bumping heads. on there. That SSRI and Wegovy are going. toe-to-toe. >> Do you think so? Yeah, and something's. going on rattling around in that brain. >> Yeah, and probably the Ritalin, too. That also doesn't help. Yeah. >> Yeah. What's the one where your spit. tastes like meat or whatever? That's the. one I've heard. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah. When you clear your throat, it tastes like it has a meat taste. >> Yeah, I've heard of that. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. >> I don't know. Yeah, you you So, um Something. Oh, Paxlovid. Paxlovid, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah. Paxlovid, yeah. Yeah. [laughter].

That's a good one, huh? That's a great side effect, huh? Yeah, meat meat taste. Paxlovid. I would take a step back. Take it in. No, I think you should go in. No, >> [laughter]. >> I don't think we See, I don't know what. you're doing. >> I think you go further. Well, don't you want to see how far. >> three steps back. >> No, no, no. Yeah, you guys go on. I'll. interject. >> Look look look look look at that road. down there. Look at that road. Where. does it go? Oh. >> Let's go down it. Barstool. Let's go. >> I'm going to Barstool. >> That's what I'm saying. Take a ride.

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're having fun. You're already there. Was that turning point? That on turning. point? That's on turning point. I've. never heard that song in my life. >> Yeah, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Um I've never heard that in my entire. life, dude. What what would you say. Bobby, how do What is your magna like a. role say you get in a movie, right? And. it's a big movie and it's like what is. the role that gets you to a level where. you're like, "Wow, that guy is the. Daniel Day-Lewis of our time." kind of,

you know. We we Okay, a. a role that like Daniel Malay Lewis. Right, right. Um. I'm going to got a a movie about the guy. that made discovered gunpowder. in China. Mhm. Right? And I'm sitting. around Look what I made. Right? And. everyone's like, >> "What is it, buddy?". >> "What is it, buddy?" Right? And I go, "Uh, we can make guns out of this." I. go, "No, firework." Oh, the king of. fireworks. >> The king of fireworks. That's the movie.

>> got some of that bang sand on him. >> [laughter]. >> Is that WHAT HE SAID? YOU DO THE DIALOGUE. YEAH, BUT YOU COULD. write it. But yeah, yeah, yeah. All. [laughter] together. You shouldn't have. to write it yourself. >> But it was Chinese alchemist that did it. in the Tang Dynasty. >> Y'all are the ones that started guns? Uh Chinese discovered gunpowder. And what they did was if they if they. made guns, they would have ruled the. world, but they didn't. They made it. they did other things with it. What were. [laughter] they doing with it? IT'S. CALLED GUNPOWDER.

I I DON'T KNOW. Putting it in food? >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. Like, oh, this is better. Yeah. No, but and look, they would eat it and. then just blast off against the wall. [laughter]. But they they wouldn't figure it out. But the Europeans are the ones that used. you know what I mean used the gunpowder. and made weapons out of it, yeah. You. guys are doing just fine. I I think they did stick it in sticks. and they did you know what I mean use it. as a weapon as well. >> You know what I would have done? Put. some wet stuff on a stick, put some. gunpowder on it against the wet stuff,

hit somebody really hard. with the gunpowder. Snap. That is look at that. It's history of. gunpowder. The first. gun arrow. Yeah, that's what they used. to use. >> A garo. That's a firework, dude. >> [laughter]. >> That's all that is. Yeah. >> Yeah. Oh, so you guys used it to celebrate and. then some came along and is. like, "You want to celebrate? How about a. funeral?". And he just shot somebody with it. >> That used to be a weapon and then they. thought it'd be fun when they killed. someone for color to come out. So, they.

would shoot someone with it and then. you'd get exploded with color as a. celebration of your death. Look at that. That's incre That it's the original. cannon. That's incredible. That's Paul. Skenes back in the day if you look at. that photo actually super close. [laughter]. And that's a. That's an early curveball. Yeah. I I. don't think I'm that good of an actor to. be Daniel Day-Lewis. That's right, yeah. >> I don't know if you. >> [laughter]. >> No, no, I think you are. >> If you had the right so much of it is. like you got to get the right role and. somebody has to see how you can operate, Bobby. >> Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think.

you'd be great. I mean, what what you? You didn't do it by yourself, Bobby. Yeah. You think you guys could win an. Oscar? No. What the No. That's. what I'm saying. >> No, I don't ever need to act again. Yeah. How about you? You think you'd win. an Oscar? No, Bobby. >> [laughter]. >> That's You're the actor. You've done way. more acting than any of us. I know I. think you've done more. No. You must. have done more. Well, I'm done, so it. doesn't matter. >> too. We're both done. We're out. Yeah. I'm going to do tires. >> Stamped our card. Oh, yeah, he's doing. two episodes of Shane Show. You are? Yeah. Mhm. What about Tom Sawyer? >> [laughter].

>> What about him? I played Huckleberry Finn in a play. You did? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh and who was your best. >> photo on my Instagram. >> But who was your best friend? What? Tom. Sawyer. Oh, it [laughter] was? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I remember um I played Huckleberry. Finn. Huckleberry Oh, there you are. >> Yeah. We talked about it, yeah. Cute. >> Huckleberry Finn, then. Every time I. walk out, the whole audience would. laugh. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. Just cuz you were so sweet and. cute. Yeah, but I Yeah. There you are. There's.

your There's your buddy. Yep. Me and Ian Edwards. Do you know about where [laughter] I can. get. I got to act I got something for you. And then you get off and Neal Brennan's. there. He's like, "I GOT SOMETHING.". >> [laughter]. >> YEAH, HE'S MR. NOTES, HUH? WELL, HE'S. THE BRAVEST. I mean, he's so like He. loves the art so much, you know? He's. just like I got something for you. And. usually It's always good. >> It's always good. >> It's always good. It's almost always. good. cares to do it. Sometimes I'll be.

I'll listen to something and I'm like, "Here's a tag." And I'll just put it in. my notes or whatever. >> Yeah. >> [clears throat]. >> And then I'll just Never tell him. Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> I do I I've done that. Or we're Or we're. afraid to tell him. Sometimes you're. like, "I don't know if they would want. me to say anything." Yeah. If I'm cool. enough with him, I think I I sometimes I. do it, but then sometimes I think it's. not that good of a tag anyway, it. But they might have wanted it. You. should have give it Just try Just give. it to him. Yeah. Especially coming from. you, I'd take it. I would take all of. them. You know what I do now is when. comics give me notes, normally like year. for years I'd be like, "Oh, okay. I'll.

try." Now I just. tell me you have a note for me. I got a. note for you. >> No. Oh, okay. >> [laughter]. >> I just won't do it. >> Unless it's someone that's superior. >> Neil, I'll do it. You know what I mean? If there's. someone someone you really respect you. would do it. >> when some like open mic-er comes up to. me and goes, "Hey man, I got some. notes." Is that happening a lot? What? >> Open mic-ers doing that a lot to you? That's wild. No one gives you notes? I have dormant and everyone give me. notes. >> No. Yeah, yeah. I don't think that's No. >> Nothing you're doing is working. So let. me and they say that. >> They've No, no one's given me notes. I. mean I'm sure they probably have.

comments about it, but no one's come up. to me and be like, "Hey, can I". >> You ever get notes from like the. strangers? Um. I don't think so. I don't know. I might. >> [clears throat]. >> It's usually from If anything it's. >> I don't know. Someone that came to the. show sometimes. >> No. I don't think I did. That's. happened. Yeah, but they go, "You know. what? I really like this and you should. you should. What? I might. Yeah. >> Yeah. But I've never given anyone a. note. No, I don't know. >> Yeah, I mean a friend. >> Yeah. Like you have? No. Oh. >> [laughter]. >> You have? Yeah, I have. What are you.

talking about? What are you. encyclopedia? Like you're a detective. suddenly to easy Yeah, definitely. >> [laughter]. >> Like you're like All right, you just. like landed on Plymouth Rock or. something. >> [laughter]. >> All right, big of an adventure, dude. Yeah, sometimes. Okay. Yeah, I've never. have. Dude, I'm trying to think what is. that role that you're in that's like get. you to that crazy like Academy Award, Webby I think it could be something. uh the Webby, Spider-Man. The story of. your life.

>> [laughter]. >> It's just you trying to just get skied. off your hands from jerking off at. night. >> Yeah. Yeah, [laughter] yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Spider-Man. >> [clears throat]. >> Spider-Man Yeah, yeah. Don't kill the. spider. I must spider man. >> [laughter]. >> Little spider in the spider man. You're. just a tiny spider in someone's home. Yeah. Spider-Man. No, I think it could. be for you would be like um. your story of your life. Yeah. Oh, I see. myself. The story of a little Korean man. who grew up in in San Diego around. amongst all these goofy whites.

>> Yeah. And you made it out alive. Eating. do-doos with the down syndrome. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Eating do-doos with the all. With the. people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It could. be your life. What about the guy that. invented kimchi? Who's that guy? Yeah, who is that? Bring that guy up. >> You could. >> [laughter]. >> You could have done that. If. It's probably a woman, huh? Invented by. specific group but the ancient Korean. people. So the kimchi We get to make up. the story. That's the best part. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> You become the guy who who started the. kimchi revolution. You began kimchi. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's make.

it up. Cho Cho. Yeah, Cho Cho. No, Cho. Cho. >> Cho Cho, sorry. I apologize. The Cho Cho. the kimchi cowboy. >> cowboy, yeah. I live on a beach. >> The king of kimchi, Cho Cho. No, and I'm. on a farm and I pick up some cabbage. Mhm. Oh, what do we do with these? No, it went bad. It already went bad. >> Oh, it went bad. And all your cabbage is. bad now. Something's going on. >> Something is going on, right? And people. are like, "Oh, just throw it away.". Right? >> it into the ocean. >> "No.". >> You throw it into a vinegar thing. Yeah, I Yeah, that's thing. I go, "No.".

We stick a Put it in the ground. Mhm. Right? Put some vinegar. I don't know how they make kimchi. So. it's. How do they make kimchi, dude? I mean, you should learn. This is your past. >> Yeah, I don't make it at home. I don't. have a home kit. Well, you make a home kit. >> [laughter]. >> What do you mean? >> Wait, right now? Yeah. >> You don't? >> know how it's made. >> Wow. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at that. >> can make you some of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [snorts] What do you have to do? >> You prep and salt the cabbage, you wash. and drain it, and then you make the. paste in a large bowl. >> do all Yeah. Go.

gochugaru, garlic, ginger, onion, fish. sauce, and sugar form a thick red paste. You stir it all in there, and you put it. in there. and you ferment it, right? You pack the. glass jar tight, pressing down, get all. the air out. And then you wait for. fermentation. You let the jar sit at. room temperature for 1 to 5 days. 1 to 5. days isn't insane. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah. What? Well, the more the. more days the more fermentation. Once it smells sour and tastes to your. liking, then you put it in the. refrigerator. It'll continue ferment. slowly and it'll last for months. But. whoever created this didn't This isn't. the first time he tried it. This is like.

a hundred years of trying. different ways. >> Well, we got to figure out this Yeah, there's no way someone got that right. the first time. Well, Koreans are pretty. smart. Yeah. So, what is this What did. you have to put it into ferment. fermented in glass? What did you use? What did you use? A light bulb or. something? What did you originally. ferment? It had to be a glass. Yeah, something in the story. Yeah, something in the story that you took the. air out of it and you were able to put. the cabbage in something. What did you. put it in? Well, there must have been. jars, right? We had jars. Ooh, jars of clay. Remember that band?

>> [laughter]. >> Yeah. Rain, rain on my face. >> What about this? What about this? How. How about this? What if it rained in four days? We used. jars as trash cans, right? So, then I. was a Let's throw it away. You work for. the trash company. Yeah, yeah, I work. for the trash company, right? And I took. the cabbage and threw it in the their. jars the trash cans, right? >> Yeah. And then um. I threw away salt, too. Where did we get. trash. Let's throw away salt. WE THREW. >> [laughter]. >> ALL THE INGREDIENTS. WE'RE JUST THROWING. IT AWAY. Were you taking You were taking.

salt from the ocean? >> Yeah, yeah. Let's throw it away. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Put it in the trash can. Yeah, the greedy ocean had too much. salt. >> [laughter]. >> HERE WE GO, RIGHT? What else is in it? Well, it's water. Throw water away. We have too much water. We throw it. away. Fish sauce. Fish sauce. Fish. sauce. NOBODY EATS FISH SAUCE. >> [laughter]. >> WE HAVE TOO MUCH OF FISH SAUCE IN THE. VILLAGE, RIGHT? THROW IT AWAY. WE'RE. throwing all of it away. What else is in. there? Garlic. Garlic and Well, we have. too much garlic here. You're throwing.

everything away. Oh, wait. We put it in. the trash can, right? And we just and. the the trash guy doesn't pick it up for. a long, long time. >> [laughter]. >> One to five days, it sounds like. >> Even longer. Oh, wow. >> Yeah, yeah. For a couple of months. And then I walk out of I walk out of my. hut and I go. God, the trash man have not come. here for 2 months. We threw all this stuff away, right? And. then I go out, I go I bet you money and. I open up the lid. >> Yes, and it's like a it's like a Breath. of the Wild whenever you open it up, it's like ding ding. >> [laughter]. >> And you cook your meal. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. And you cook your meal and it's. ready. And I look down and I go, "Don't. look delicious." Yeah. Right? Well, you're starving, you haven't eaten in. days. >> yeah. I haven't eaten in days. There's a. famine. Yeah, there's a famine. >> Yeah, yeah, there's a famine going on. >> famine. It's a cabbage [laughter]. famine. Because I threw IT ALL AWAY. ROCKET MONEY. >> Let me tell you something, my friend. You saved me thousands of dollars a. year. I'll tell you why, because of. Rocket Money. >> of Rocket Money. >> so many dumb subscriptions that I'm not. even aware of anymore. >> not dumb, you just signed up and you. didn't remember them. And Rocket Money.

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No, no, start it. That's the beginning. >> That's the beginning. No, no, cuz. there's a there's a sequel, dude. What's. going on in the sequel? >> No, there's not a sequel. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Soy sauce. >> [laughter]. >> I discover soy sauce. Woah. That was you, too? >> Yeah, it was me, too. >> [laughter]. >> Same guy. Yeah, dude. Right? Yeah. And orange chicken is the third one. That one you definitely did. >> Yeah, yeah. What do I do with all these. oranges and chicken?

>> [laughter]. >> Just an abundance of oranges. Yeah, but that's the third one, right? I. have all these so many oranges and. chicken. I DON'T KNOW WHAT to do. Right? There's a chicken. He has an orange. stuck in his throat. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. My [laughter] chicken. only eats oranges. Right? Yeah. Well, I have to eat it anyway. >> And then a car hits him. Yeah. Yeah, [laughter] yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know, this is. That's where I The third one, the orange. chicken was where I wore my Oscar. We got to call Netflix. I think some of this stuff's going to.

get made. You will win an Oscar. >> Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And. the Academy Award goes to orange. chicken, Bobby Lee. It could happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spielberg goes up there with you. Orange. chicken was invented by Chef Andy Kao in. 1987 for Panda Express. Oh, so Panda Express created orange. chicken? >> In Hawaii. Yep. In Hawaii? The Hunan. flavors with battered fried chicken for. the American palate. Iconic sweet, tangy, slightly spicy dish. known today. It is good. Shout out Andy. Kao. Shout out Andy Kao. R.I.P. A hero,

a legend. Is Andy Kaufman still alive? He's on that Panda Express to heaven, dude. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> One stop. It's not real. Andy Kaufman. was one of 11 people who died in a. shooting massacre at a dance studio in. Monterey Park, California, January 21st. That is not real. There's no way. That. is not real. Yeah, people didn't like. that. Yes, it. >> [laughter]. >> It is real. Orange chicken. Wait a. minute. It is real, dude. >> That's hey Andy died with an eye to. love. That's not real. That's the same.

guy that invented orange chicken got. popped. He was 72 at the time. It looks. like he could have been. Well. >> What? Well Somebody didn't like it. IT ALWAYS. GIVES ME HEARTBURN. >> [laughter]. >> THAT'S NUTS. >> IT'S GOOD, THOUGH. >> INSANE. So good. >> orange chicken. >> And Especially you don't know about it. and somebody gives somebody like gives. it to you and you don't know about it. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that. >> some kung pao. I like kung pao. If I. ever have amnesia, take me to get orange. chicken, dude. >> [laughter]. >> All right. >> Wake you right back up. >> Well, no, just cuz there's no better.

feeling than that first time that you. get introduced to orange chicken. Yeah. >> Remember when you didn't know about it. and then you knew about it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Yeah, changed your life. Mine is. August 6th, 1987. Orange chicken day. >> Orange chicken day. That's when I knew. about it. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah, when did you when did you know. about it? >> When's my D-day? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. uh. It was probably around the same time, I. would bet. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. I cried. I was at the mall. April 14th, 2024. >> [laughter]. >> Oh, recently. >> Took me a minute. >> Yeah, it took you a minute. I mean The.

old Easter orange chicken. >> orange. So, you had never heard about it. before then? Heard, never ingested. Right. >> Knew it existed, never was interested. And then when you did it, what? I've. been a kung pao guy for years, but I I. will dive a little bit of orange. A little bit here and there. What's the. one with the cashews in it? Are there. peanuts or something in it? That's. that's that's that's kung pao. Kung pao chicken. That's kung pao. >> Kung. >> good. >> It's named after Ding Baozhen. Yeah. You. know, the Qing Dynasty official and. governor of the Sichuan province.

>> Yeah. Gong Bao. That's a name that we. don't use that much. >> Gong Bao. Gong Bao. What do you mean Ding? Ding's a great. name. I know, but we don't see a lot of. people. >> More dong more dongs than dings. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, what about. like Rambo? What if you did a Rambo? Mhm. Oh. You know, can I say something? I asked. about this my agent. >> That training montage is like 2 hours. long. >> [laughter]. >> There's no training montage in Rambo. Yes, there is in this version.

>> Well, he's saying he's got to you have. to justify it for the fans. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somehow. Yeah. They're. going to need I did call my agents many. years ago. I go, "Is there any way we. could I can be in a Rambo?" I This is. real. >> [laughter]. >> You just you just take him out and just. put me I'm in every scene, right? But I. change the dialogue and this and that. Like in the beginning when remember the. cop is in the car or whatever and he. sees Rambo and and I come up to the you. know, he he comes up to me. And I go, "Hey, where's the bathroom?" You know, like change the dialogue. They go, "You.

you have to get the rights for the. thing.". >> You wanted to be Rambo. Yeah. Yeah, but. in a comedy way. Right, well. >> myself with the just you know, I mean. Rambo was kind of a comedy. Yeah. In and of itself. Look at that, it's. hilarious. Or Rembo. Rembo. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, Rembo. We'll change it. You know. I don't know, dude. I uh And you're from. the Pacific Rim. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, good, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, Rembo. Rembo. Just Rembo is back. Who really fell off. that cliff? Oh, yeah. Who, Rambo? Yeah,

Rambo. >> [laughter]. >> Rembo's always falling off cliffs. Rembo. always does. Most of the movies just HIM IN ICU. >> [laughter]. >> YEAH. THAT CLIFFHANGER, that was Oh, that is a gayest looking thing ever. If. you don't think that picture is him. trying to meet a guy somewhere, >> [laughter]. >> what is that? >> you doing down there? Come up here and. with me. >> waiting for Alex Honnold to pull up on. him. >> [laughter]. >> He's waiting for Jared Leto to just. scurry up after him. Have you had.

Honnold on your show? I feel like you. had No? He would do your show, though. >> I can't believe he did that Taipei. Tower. >> he did that, he'd do your show. >> see it? We talked about it, right? >> Yeah. This or this? Did you watch it? >> about it. Okay. I saw some of it. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah, he lived. He. lived. >> Yeah. I was actually at a place and. somebody said it somebody else who was a. rock climber like I just letting you. know he lived. And like oh, good. >> [laughter]. >> I mean, that is the number one concern. What ended up happening? How far can you. go up the building? >> [sighs]. >> Woo! Probably till I see some tits IN A. WINDOW.

>> [laughter]. >> I'LL TELL YOU THIS, I'm ordering a. Sprite at that point. I um I sat on a plane Sorry, go ahead. >> Go. You sat on a plane with who? Um Dante, Filipino actor. >> Oh, no. Yeah. He was in. um Hook. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I liked that guy. >> Great guy. Rufio. He played Rufio. >> Rufio! Great guy. He I have a story. So, he has like 19 brothers. He has 19. brothers? >> He's got a lot of brothers. >> Dante Basco. Yeah. The Bascos. He's got. like two other brothers. I exaggerate. But I remember Dude, I remember in.

commercial auditions back in the day, I. was always against his whole family. Oh. >> When it's an Asian, it was him. It was. the Bascos. >> Dude, that could be a movie. Bobby. versus the Bascos. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they book all the. Panda Express ads. Yeah, yeah. But I. Sometimes I would beat them. Yeah. got to beat the Bascos, you know? >> That's how it is, dude. Who did you used to go up against when. you were auditioning in LA? Dude, I was the I would get over there. I'd be furious. I had to drive over. there. I was late. I would always like.

leave my in the car. I'd be. practicing and I get in the room. I was too scared to talk sometimes. I. had I remember one time I had them open. the window. And then I was like, "Can. you open the other window?" I was like, "I can't I just couldn't even speak or. whatever." And I just was too You to. even talk to them. >> It's the worst. I would [clears throat]. start saying I would just like I was so. bad. I don't know any like I'm trying to. think if there was ever anybody in a. hallway where I was like. Oh, we're in for this same thing or if. it repeatedly happened. I don't think so.

>> [snorts]. >> I don't There wasn't enough that I went. out for like regularly. >> Yeah. You know? One time I saw Ian. Edwards in the waiting room and I said, "What are you going out for?". And he said whatever the role was. I. said, "That's the same thing as me. So. obviously they They don't know. >> They've already booked somebody else. Oh. Yeah. It's like we a skinny black guy. and then a red-headed guy. It was like, "What in the are you guys looking. for?" That That to me was always a. signal. It's like they already gave it. to a to a famous guy. They're waiting. for him to sign. So they just have us in. there to like placate the time so they. can have a job. Yeah. I wouldn't even. got be called in with Asians. I would be.

called in with the other. category. Yeah. Yeah. So I'd be in the. lobby and there's like a 9-ft 5 Nigerian. guy, you know what I mean? A 900-lb. Samoan guy. >> Right. Guy from a fire. Yeah, you're the fire guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> It's like the afterlife in Beetlejuice. All those guys. That's what I That's what my. >> [laughter]. >> That's what my mom Bobby's audition. There's a guy with a little head. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. [clears throat] Just waiting with. the handbook. >> Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I'd be like more freak. character character category. Did you. love it when you went to audition? When. I look back on it, I I realized I didn't. like it. Sometimes I If it was If it was. like set up for me to win and have fun, Yeah. loved it. But if I was. If you knew that you were there as a. just a a sheep for them to push through. the line, I hated I would get so mad cuz. I knew they weren't giving it to you. They were giving it to a famous person. You'd have a conversation with someone. An agent or manager would be like, "They've already made an offer to.

sh- you know. >> Channing Tatum. >> Josh Hutcherson." And you're like, "Well, what the am I doing here?". "Oh, well, they want to see other. people." It's like, "No, they don't. This is just so people can have jobs.". Cuz otherwise it's like, "Well, let's. get lunch." So they that always made me. sad cuz I was like, well, I'm wasting. everyone's time. Even if I was nice and. affable and funny and good at the. audition, it was like, well, who gives a. They don't They're like, yeah, he. was But you don't think that if you were. that good, they might change? >> Not in a million years. >> I think you're right. >> Yeah, that that those days of that old. Hollywood like Anyway, saw her and she. blow us away. It's like that's not a.

thing. They already know Well, you get. to meet casting directors, you get to. Once you meet them though and they know. you, they already all know. They all. talk about who they want If the room was. cold, I would up. Oh, yeah. >> When I'd walk into a room and they're. just kind of like You know what I mean? I'd be just like, I'm done. I can't do. it. Yeah, Cabin is create the energy. completely yourself. Like I was good at. some of the talking and communicating, but then when it would get into the. thing, I would think I would just be too. nervous. Yeah, I just did it There was. something about You could do it now. though.

Yeah, now I think I would probably be a. little bit more like I understand it and. I would only do something I really. wanted to do. >> have the confidence now, I think to do. it. >> Well, you got your own movie coming out. You don't need to do other people's. movies. >> Yeah. When are you guys releasing that, you and Spade? In April. >> [applause]. >> What's the name? Can we know the name? Bus Boys. >> Bus Boys? >> Boys. Bum bum bum bum. >> That was a That was a fun shoot, brother. Yeah, Nate Diaz is in it. That's cool, too. Nate's in it. Yeah, yeah. I met. Nate through Shane one time and. sometimes he'll FaceTime me like in the. middle of the night and I get nervous to.

answer. cuz I don't know what he's going to ask. me to do. I'm like, what is he going to. say? I don't Like bury a body. >> Right. Yeah. >> He's going to I just like I could just. see me picking up being like What's up, brother? What are you doing right now? And I'm. like, I'm in bed. He'd be like, get on a. plane immediately. You know, like and I. have to do I would be like I have What. is he going to do? Yes, you can't say. no. That's the thing. >> say no to Bro, that'd be a good You. can't say no to Nate Diaz, dude. >> [laughter]. >> That would be a crazy movie. >> Whenever he does call me, I get I'm. like, I got I prepare a little. bit. But him and Chris Avila, that's.

uh another fighter that um they they. both came in to it. It was freaking. hilarious. Like the whole thing was just. ridiculous, but it was a it was a big it. was a good it was a good experience to. learn about how to do it all. You know, we just paid for it ourselves. and like nobody would help us make it. Yeah, but when I did it, right, am I. still in the movie? Yeah. >> Okay, good. >> [laughter]. >> Hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're in it. >> [laughter]. >> But the reason why I had so much fun is. because um you guys kind of just let me. do whatever I wanted to do. Oh, yeah, you were good in there. No, no, but I.

was just like, "Hey, can I just do. this?" They're like, "Yeah, just do. whatever." That's when you shine. Yeah, it's so fun. >> you can't tie you down. >> But when they're saying, "No, you have. to say it like this.". Yeah, it's hard. >> You have to do it like this. You have to. walk like this. I've had that note. Walk. Can you walk in the room. different? I'm like, "What?" Well, Yeah. >> You got an interesting gait. What do you mean, dude? You're being. very edgy and confrontational. >> said your stride is unusual. >> is your problem, dude? Do you not have a. weird gait? >> I do. So, what am I saying? That's. >> People have commented that you walk like. a GTA character. Yeah, you walk like a.

you walk like a. >> NPC. of NPC. I do? You walk NPC-ish. I have to change. my walk, huh? No, no. No, okay. No, we're just joking around. None of this is real. Is it is it okay? Are there health concerns you do start. to have, Bobby? Oh, yeah. For sure, my. I got to quit smoking. >> Smoking is the worst one. >> breathe. >> You got back on smoking after so many. years. >> and then uh some young lung. >> [laughter]. >> That's what you need now. You need a. transplant, dude. Hey, bro, you need a.

transplant. You need some young lung. >> [laughter]. >> Sorry, and that's very racist and that's. I like I like I like I like I like it. I. like it. So good. We're worried about. COPD? Yeah. And then another thing is I. don't move. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Some days You. get bed sores? No, I No, some days I. just I'll wake up. >> They're welts. They're bed welts. >> I'll tell you my schedule. Okay. All. right. I'll tell you my schedule, yesterday. Bring up bring up Wahlberg's schedule. and we'll put his next to it. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, you wake up at 3:30, pray, work.

out. Yeah. His is wake up, GO TO. WAHLBURGERS. >> [laughter]. >> 2:30 WAKE UP, PRAYER TIME 2:55. It's insane. What is this? >> By the way, can I tell you? It's real. No, it is not. 2:30 a.m. wake up? >> [laughter]. >> It's real. Wow. Telling you. Yeah. I had. a small role in a movie with him and I. and I jokingly brought it up and he was. dead serious about it. I was like, come. on, man, you're not up that early in the. morning. Like, be real. Every day? He's.

like, every day, brother. I was like, come on, man. And he looked he threw. daggers through me like, what are you. talking about? Like he. Oh, I think he's confident. >> he's in it. This is his Okay, when. he's having his meal three is when I go. to sleep. >> [laughter]. >> That's when I go to sleep. When he Yeah, when when I'm sleeping, that's when I'm. going to think Mark Wahlberg's eating. his third meal. >> [laughter]. >> That puts you to sleep. That's how you. count sheep. Wow. >> I love how at 11:00 a.m. he has family. time, meetings, work calls. At family.

time when his kids are at school, that's. the best time. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. But this isn't real. >> Yeah. I'm telling Wow. It's real. Meal. seven. >> Can you zoom it in? Meal seven. >> Meal seven. What is he, A. HOBBIT? >> [laughter]. >> MEAL SEVEN. He's a shark. >> [laughter]. >> Unbelievable. [clears throat] At four, workout two. When he goes to bed at 7:30. to He works out He works out like five. times a day. I just watched um. Hacksaw Ridge last night. Give it to You.

So [laughter] good. You brought it up. twice already. What's up with the movie? You loved the movie. >> It's so good. I never seen it. I'm. watching a lot of war movies right now, just in case things get really bad. >> Really? What's your favorite one so far? Hacksaw? 1917 was really good. >> Hamburger Hill I like. Is it good? Yeah. I like the the what? Yeah. Yeah, the. event was insane. >> Armageddon is one to watch. Armageddon? Just to prep. Oh, there. there you go. >> Yeah, if we want to go back to where we. belong. Yeah, um Platoon wait, rank. them. Platoon Probably one of the best.

One of the best. >> Full Metal Jacket. Probably. >> First half of the movie. I think it's a. great movie. >> Okay. I don't know. Letters from Iwo Jima. Yeah, that's a good war movie. Um, Das. Apocalypse Band of Brothers. Das Boot's. great. Band of Brothers is the best. Band of Brothers is a great show. That's. a great show. Band of Brothers is so. good, dude. >> Yeah. Marriage or no? Ever? Yeah. Yeah, me. too. Do you think we can get there though, Bobby? I mean, look, I I I just don't. want to talk about this stuff cuz I talk. about a lot on my show. >> yeah, let's not talk about that. You end. up becoming this whiny guy who's like.

you know, it's like, you know, you can. figure it out. But yeah, also. just been busy and yeah, you you want to. find somebody that's a good match. There's a been a couple good girls that. that I I could have hitched on to that I. that I let the I let it go and yeah, and. I didn't, you know, cuz I was focused on. work, so. >> [clears throat]. >> it's all good. Yeah, I feel like. Sounds like somebody trying to convince. themselves, but that's okay. We're doing. good. >> Well, you know, if you don't It's. [clears throat] all good. >> If yeah, it's all good. If you don't you. you find a partner when you find a. partner. I tell them that all the time. He's on the hunt and I'm always like, "Dude, just let it be. You're You've.

done so much." That's Rambo, dude. >> Rambo. >> [laughter]. >> That right there is Rambo. He's out. there, bro. The Kimchi King, Rambo. Oh, dude, he'll. hide in your bushes and eat your ass. >> [laughter]. >> That's Rambo, dude. Uh-uh, I only had a little bit. >> [laughter]. >> It's It's coming for you. Yeah. And I. appreciate you guys so much, dude. You. know, I love you, brother. I love you, too, man. It's been a long time. It's so. fun to see you. And also,

how funny that we finally got you on the. show. I know, I'm sorry that I haven't. been in here before. No, don't be sorry. It is my fault. I always thought that. you did it before. It's so crazy. Well, come and done TigerBelly, I think the. timing was just easier on certain times. It's like, you know, the past 4 years I. lived in Nashville, so it's like the. timing on when I'm here. It's just It's. been tough sometimes, but We should go. to Nashville for a while. >> Yeah, I I I yeah, I want to, I think. >> out there. Yeah, yeah. I've never I. never really spent that much We did the. ramen together, but That was great. >> That was the last time I was there. And. Carlos Carlos had himself a little bit. of a night. Yeah. That's when you got.

Are there a lot of Asians in Nashville? Yeah. There are [snorts] some Laotians. Yeah, well, well. I could be Laotian. We'll start it. >> I could be Laotian for a weekend. And I. met a Korean guy the other day they. named Zach. And I met a Korean girl named Emily. >> [clears throat]. >> Uh as of right now, Nashville Davidson. makes up approximately 3%. Asian population there. So. >> go. There you go. You'll fit in. Okay. Yeah, that's good. Not bad. What is it. here in Los Angeles? >> Bring your Lumina or bring your Lumira.

What is it called? >> [laughter]. >> Lumia. Lumia. Yeah, yeah. Bring your. Lumia. What's America? Yeah, what is it here? >> LA, I mean. 12%. Wow. Yeah, bro. Yeah, don't leave. This. 1.5 million of you guys. In In LA alone. >> That's right. That's incredible. Yeah. You could throw a chopstick and hit one. of them. >> [laughter]. >> AND THOSE DON'T GO FAR. >> [laughter].

>> THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. OOH, FILIPINOS ARE THE. LARGEST GROUP. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, we love them. The best. And Koreans are. the third. Wow. And other notable. groups, Vietnamese, shout out to those. guys, Indian, and uh Japanese is lower. because they remain in Japan because. they know that Japan is the best. Yeah. Hard to beat. People love Japan. I hear. about it all the time right now. Dude, we're We're going to go this year. In. July, maybe. Yeah, yeah. You should. come. You should come. Seriously. Yeah. What if we all went to. Japan? That'd be fun. >> Well, you got to come this way to go. that way, so you might as well come say. hi. >> We made a documentary.

>> Ooh, I'd love that. Yeah, I'd love that. too, man. I'd love to go to Japan. Boys. in Japan. Yeah, yeah. >> The boys go to Japan. It'll be It'll be. our three amigos. Yeah. I'm D'Artagnan. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. >> [laughter]. >> Okay. We should. That's be with the. sword. Okay. Okay. I want I want to learn how. [clears throat] to do that. No, come on. No, seriously. No. >> What, the sacrificing? >> No. Uh what do you call um Are you How. you Harakiri.

Harakiri. Harakiri. Yeah, yeah. Harakiri. Yeah. Not Harikrishna. What is it? >> Harakiri. Huh? Harakiri. Harakiri. Harakiri. Harakiri. We all know from Day. at THE RACES. HE'S KILLING HIMSELF. YEAH. AND THERE'S THE JAPANESE STABBING. himself to death. Cubs win. >> [laughter]. >> Go Cubs go. Go Cubs go. Yeah, yeah. >> Do you see a picture of Bobby's mom. there as they. That's Bob's mom. That was in her acting.

days. I see why STEVE MOVED BACK. >> [laughter]. >> YEAH. >> [clears throat]. >> YOU'D BE A PHOENICIAN YOURSELF. >> OH, I'll have the green curry, you know. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. Uh we want to thank our guest for. coming on the show. >> You have fun? Dude, I had so much fun, man. >> You're the best. >> Yeah, I think I just Yeah, I think like. it's good. I just like Yeah, sometimes. I'll get into spaces where I isolate and. stuff. So, I'm trying to like kind of. take up. a play out of your book, Bobby, and just. like, you know,

not do that, you know. You think. sometimes that they that the. the getting better is in the ice. It's. like, I just need to. wait, you know, and get better be you. know, but it sometimes it's like, no, I. need to do more stuff. >> Just do it. But anyway, yes, that I'm. sorry. It's a long answer. I've. said enough. I had a great time and. thank you so much, dude. And. congratulations, dude. I feel uh. the world feels so lucky that you guys. make this show and your producers, too. This is like People were everywhere I. go, do you know them? Do you know Bad. Friends? Do you know them?

>> Same with you, dude. You know, I think. we're on the same we're family. And you know what I think about you is. is that I I want to say something real. Um is is that. there's so so about you that I relate. to. We're very similar in so many. different ways and so uh. my heart really goes out to you all the. time and um What are you talking about? For what? >> [laughter]. >> Just same height, same look, same style. No, just in terms of. Same [snorts] guy. >> What? You mean my heart goes out to you. I love you, I mean. Oh, yeah, just say. that.

>> [laughter]. >> My heart goes out to you like I'm. trapped on an island or. something or like I'm in ICU. Sorry, go ahead. I'm messing it up. Go. on. I'm going to relax back. I'm going to. chill out. What were you saying? I love you. >> [laughter]. >> Is that better? I love you, too. [snorts] Yeah. There's many but things about you that I. relate to as well. >> [laughter]. >> You said you. What are you doing? Similar, you know? Feels good. That's what I want to say. Love We love you.

>> look at you, you know, when I look at. you, it feels good. Anyway, say thank you for being a fat. bad friend on the. >> [laughter]. >> Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank. you for being a bad friend. >> Thank you.