The Yellow Man with a Green Thumb | Ep 223 | Bad Friends

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you two are. disgusting you two are something we're. bad friends I've got. sleep apnea I got sleep 4 in the morning. wake up apnea I got 4 in the morning. wake up every 4 in the morning I was up. at 6 today for some reason my body well. woke me up to piss well your body is. athletic it's like Caitlyn Tom what's. her name Jenner J no no the one NOK. Clark I'm attracted to her I'm a little. bit more of a Caitlin Jenner than. Caitlyn Clark I'm a Clark girl I I I do. I think she's so hot you don't you don't.

think she's hot it's insane uh no. comment D I think she's hot dude. pleading the fifth he's got to plead the. fifth um I no I don't I don't think. she's hot she's not no I love it no. muscular titties no but she's a talented. ad she probably has muscular titties no. big time yeah there's that's her is that. her boyfriend or her husband oh I could. hey Clark Kon Clark I'm better ni TR my. husband no not husband no look at him he. comes so quick oh he's the worst her.

biceps you think he shoots as far shoots. as far as she. does yeah she shoots that shoot as deep. as she does yeah I've shot from deeper. that's what she would say I but she but. dude it's like three pointers that's. hard huh. mhm guy I been watch dude I've I never. watched basketball but her like I've. been looking her up like her reels and. stuff I go oh that's good you know I. don't what stepen Curry or any of those. guys do but like I'm sure it's pretty. good yeah Stephen Curry the greatest. shooter of all time yeah what are you. talking about I knew him know him I know.

him I knew him I know him I know him but. you don't know him because you don't. even know his name yeah I've I've worked. with him before he's a four time NBA. champ two-time NBA Most Valuable Player. MVP an NBA Finals MVP an NBA All-Star. game MVP an NBA clunch player of the. year and an inaugural NBA Western. Conference Finals MVB best shooter we've. ever seen probably one of the best nope. the best um did you see Civil War I. haven't seen it you know why why cuz I. know how it ended how does it end the. wrong team won man that's right.

man um it's so funny it's like I saw it. Oh I didn't ask you yeah that's. interesting that you say did you I. didn't ask you he didn't ask you at all. me yeah I just look at the the Box kid. looks at the box I look at the Box yeah. yeah and first of all you didn't even. tell us or approve with us that you. brought a new new blood to the studio. yeah get on the mic here kiddo look look. at that kid what's your name hi I'm Ry. hit Hitler's dream Hitler's dream dude. yeah you you have hair down there yet.

[Laughter]. do you have hair down there yet I'm 21. I'd hope so yeah yeah yeah when did you. reach. pubes I mean I think the same age as. everyone I'm looking for a man in. podcast 56 blonde hair blue eyes podcast. I'm looking for aand does podcast you're. you're like a uh you're like an Internet. dream you're like this cute little. youngac blond-haired kid who you fresh. off the boat like you look like they. they you they open the box you know they.

crack the box at Port Authority and he's. like I'm Ryan yeah yeah yeah what's your. name Ryan Z Ryan ZX yes yeah are you. just petting him Carlos that's insane. what are you doing he's not a Furby I. want to put I want to put sesame oil on. you I don't know why eat sushi off of. his body like one of those sesame oil on. his body dud listen in the sun what's. your favorite thing to eat Ryan favorite. thing to eat yeah probably who whoa whoa. whoa whoa whoa I love when white dudes. show all their teeth when they talk by. the way he's so nervous this is so me.

Ryan we love you you're part of the. family relax everything's good I love. you guys too what's what's your favorite. food favorite food definitely pasta. that's the go-to 21 years old you're a. single guy yes good good for you you're. out there what do they say playing the. field you shoot hey how good is your RZ. how good is my RZ it's not up for me to. say wow who's it up to the scientists. it's up to the universe I guess oh the. universe okay you Christian Christian. kid Christian conservative kid oh.

Catholic Catholic that's same thing can. I ask you another personal question or. no is it uncomfortable sure ask me. whatever you want are you a virgin no. nice good very good H body count what's. your body count okay no too much yeah. you know what noten he he's never going. to say like I just you got you'd have. toess but you'd have to get there in a. different may I guess oh yeah yeah I I'm. not going to say I'm sorry see what I. mean he'll never say gentlemen never. tells I know gentle I know they don't. right but I tell by your.

eyes three dude I was going to say I I. knew you were I could feel you I likez. cuz one is ridicul the first one was an. accident yep yeah the first one was a. full fluke yeah right fluke yeah the. second was willing participant what are. you guys psychics yeah we are yeah we. are we are actually thank you I'm a. psychic thank you Google it all right. anyway um and the third one was uh a. family member or third one was actually.

a professor in college oh fancy B fancy. B wait wait you were his. Professor no not exactly not not exactly. no but he would he was in you know he. taught at the school that he went to did. he really yeah this is a kid from quinac. Quin you went over there yeah we went to. that [ __ ] dump what a beautiful. campus piece of [ __ ] he's a [ __ ] campus. a nightmare dude I had to piss so bad we. took nine hours to get out there I hated. every second of it and then they shot us. in a oh dude that was a like no no it. was it was more like a news like a.

Bosnian News Center or whatever right. yeah like hostages were going to come in. at any yeah it didn't it wasn't good. give us the money all we kill I was like. we're shooting a podcast sir no it's a. great college and and you did great and. good for you for going there and I'm. glad you're working in the biz now and. you're part of our new family give it up. for Ryan guys thanks for coming I'm not. done I'm done with I have one more one. more question yeah let's get him again. did you wrestle I wrestle no I played. football though what position I uh hold. on yeah yeah you're like five seven what.

are you 5'8 at the most 5'7 yeah 57 165. one more like 168 oh are you [ __ ]. kidding me R I almost guessed it read in. the nuts I'm three off he said it like. it's like 160 I was much heavier back in. the day okay you're 174 back then but in. college do they have like a special. football team Olympics like a football. team that's not that like it's not. Varsity or JV but it's more special well. the thing called special teams he could. have been on so you're on a special team. like kick return oh no that's not what I. mean either I played in high school to.

clarify not in college oh well that. makes sense were you a uh were you a. back I was actually a center and you. were a [ __ ] Center yeah you were a. center yeah I I was much much heavier. you know how big you have to be to be. Center there like some of the biggest. guys in football that's that's Bobby. that's the guy who snaps the football. it's like Jason Kelsey yeah which is the. opposite of you way way way better than. me no well yeah he's a Hall of Famer. this guy's going to yeah different. different story would have not guessed.

that you seem the low and low and uh you. could have been low and strong and you. could have been a good back I like. that's me now low and strong you know I. I like you so much thank you I like you. too. Bobby struck a cord here that goes a. long way with me thank you already. already in that Booth you have more love. for me than all three of the men that's. behind there yeah that's not insane. that's insane that's crazy you like. flattery no [ __ ] you. dude yeah I'm I'm TI you know honestly I. am tired of your [ __ ] as of late dude.

I'm tired of your attitude your little. [ __ ] digs and your little snaps dude. I'm [ __ ] tired of it dude I come to. work right and I want to just hang out. with my friend talk be funny but you. come here with hostility and you're like. smashing me here and there dude and I. don't like it dude yep you're calling me. fat you mean calling me old oh yeah. calling me like you can't [ __ ] in the. sack stupid stupid stupid to me right. and it's like oh you ugly ugly he says. that a lot yeah yeah you call me piece. of [ __ ] a piece of d d [ __ ] dude Beetle.

D [ __ ] Beetle dong [ __ ] dude you call me. you know I don't like it it hurts my. feelings stupid it's almost like you're. bad. friends I see a smirk well st stop stop. stop stop so that when he said. that just stop no one say anything. Andrew when he said that it made me. rageful pissed me right off yeah it made. me so right off yeah yeah and it's a.

feeling of like it's a feeling that I. get the TSA actually yeah why is this. taking so long or or when they go we. need to check this one no you don't yeah. and there's nothing in there I know you. know what I mean alone and that. frustration I that it's like a similar. feeling I also wanted to stick my. fingers in his Adam's apple and dig it. into his body yep slowly slowly yeah. yeah so no more love for you. okay good job Ryan we love we love you. Ryan by the way this is a legitimate. question you guys are like bad friends.

[ __ ] that's got to be my dreams. D you're going to wake up in the middle. of the night yeah yeah [ __ ] that guy any. it's almost like you're like bad friends. friends friends friends friends friends. friends friends friends stuck on a loop. in our head yeah it'll never get out so. what's do we hire that guy we hire so we. do we he's an intern are you blushing. now Ryan yeah maybe yeah yeah he's. blushing you did great buddy you did. great bud is he is he uh he's an intern. huh just so it's only for the summer.

yeah yeah because after the summer you. know what I mean he G but what could he. do to become like a regular like a get a. job at s EES get somebody else's. brain D you're being mean now like he's. still there oh he can hear us yeah yeah. yeah uh nothing he's good he's a genius. he's a genius no he's a good dude we're. we're just joshing with him we're just. yeah we're just we're just ribbing him. just ribbing him uh he could be a. longterm if he wants to stay you want to. you want to stay in LA and become a. fulltime.

that would be that's the dream all right. well then do it hire the kid I don't. know who cares anyway let's move on from. him can I give him my con's. job it's not that he does much anyway oh. my. God yeah it's in the blood it's in your. blood now you're an. [ __ ] something about well caked in. it's caked in he's raising a baby now. and I know that it's gotten to him a. little bit cuz now he's got to be like a. dad all the time and he doesn't want to. be a dad he want he wanted to he wanted. to be a rock and roll star you know that. right that was his real dream and then. he became a [ __ ] director yeah you.

know we're still he's just you know. every day my agents talk me out of. Spain yeah no I'm not it's not even a. I'm not it's not even a joke every day. they call and the higher higher ups call. are you sure about Spain yeah why yeah. it's it's going to just put a wrench in. the whole [ __ ] thing I go I'm I love. him I'm going to do him a favor I'm. going to play zombie they're like I know. but it's like we read it not true mhm. what they haven't read.

it even. worse let me okay you're right let me. say we tried to read. it and we just couldn't get past the. first page yeah yeah so yeah they did. try and the first page is just the cover. page yeah what's what's the name of the. film again Jabberwocky yeah is it really. called Jabberwocky yeah like the dance. crew you do know about the dance crew I. do not know about the dance cre yeah. well I think you I think you should. reconsider because there's an extremely. Famous Dance Crew called the jabber walk. and they're in Vegas and they're uh they.

won America's Got Talent they might be. based on this are they are they in it. poem but but you do know culturally. people will think of this in America. yeah oh I see oh yeah they're like oh. it's a documentary about our favorite. dance group when they watch it they're. like it's just a shitty zombie. movie what is the meaning of Jabberwocky. connect what is that Jabberwocky is a. poem in Alis in Wonderland and it's. about a. nonsensical uh creature hm. by leis Carroll ja walk by leou Carol.

who interesting but but but I do think. unfortunately pop culturally people will. think of the dance crew from Vegas yeah. yeah yeah TW brilling and the S tubes. did and gble in the W all MIM with. a this was based this is your movie is. this the script for your movie yeah it. is that's the opening monologue right. the Jaba Walker so I'm a security guard. the only lines that you have yeah so I'm. security guard right I'm sitting there.

and I see the [ __ ] zombies go go to. the. beginning yeah I'm just like looking at. my thing right you putting my right and. I look out I see I go ah twice BR do I. have an accent sure yeah good good good. thank I might I need one for this. Spanish twice. brilling no that's good no that's good. that is good twice brilling and the sley. does yeah de G and gimble in the wave. perfect we yeah all my were the B Mimsy.

okay all Mimsy were the Bongos BOGO B. bov bov and the M WS all G perfect very. good perfect you get the next. line where the jabber walk my son but. jws bite to claw that catch beware the. jujub bird and shun the fous bander. snatch okay can you go back to the first. bander snatch is good I I I I think. that's the right way to go yeah twice. bring. and the slly toes did gar and gimbal in.

the wave. right right or no all Mimsy where the B. borrow goes and the mo R out grave dude. that's the movie you got your film take. that that's it take that you record that. I'm not going to Spain take. that we're still trying to work it out. that I'm going to you know I called him. yesterday I'm I still might be to go I I. promise you I would bet a million. dollars you're not going to go why. there's no way you're going dude don't.

try to trick my mind yeah look at your. face right now I'm not going to get. tricked by your mind games right now. dude it's diabolical did I call you. yesterday and I said we might be able to. work he's not going to work it out I. promise you he won't be there I I'll. [ __ ] put a million dollars on it. there's no way he's going a million I. think we can work it out if you put a. million dollars $500 $500 no no no yeah. yeah yeah you're not doing it well let's. talk about movies cuz I'll tell you this. let's talk about movies all right last. week I'm in Portland I got a call about. this what from Oliver tree oh my God.

called me about about you on set not. happy and says he might get a. lawyer apparently you know he said you. faked Co you you made a whole deal you. ruined a shoot of a day of shooting and. then you threaten you threatened Oliver. now he's going to sue us he's going to. sue you what I did was while he was in. makeup I went literally to the side I. didn't know anybody in the crew and I go. attention I swear to God I did it I. attention please and everyone stopped.

where they doing probably like 30 people. right wardrobe everybody I go so Oliver. has monkey pox and he's patient zero. he's the monkey right so nobody touch. him and I was being I'm [ __ ] dead. serious right he's and then I later I. found out he was all [ __ ] mad about. it he said he's going to sue you for. defamation he texted me the whole thing. this morning it was a joke well he's. doing does he not look like a monkey he. said he's good can I say that does he. look like a monkey raise your hand look. at this only one look at this yeah yeah.

he says to me in a long. text I'm going to call him guy faked a. CO scare didn't have to play a role. acted like a. diva he won't respond to my texts or my. calls I had to fly out my lawyer. Jeremiah Jeffrey to clean the whole mess. up uhhuh he's going to sue you for. defamation yeah I'm going to call him. right now well do it because now he's. going to sue. us did you really text you though he did. well I just read it off I'll yeah but. you're a good improviser so that is true. no but I did there look okay. he has more lines.

look wow that's long yeah he told me. everything yeah yeah he's not going to. answer now I'm going to leave a. message I'm sorry the person you were. trying to reach has a voicemail box that. has not been set up yet oh [ __ ] you oh. my God it's actually smart to not set up. a. mailbox I just got a text from your. ex. Kila mhm about.

what. nothing what is going on around here. dude no I can't get dinner I have to do. okay that's how she's doing Hold On You'. be the last person she would ask I can. stop by after dinner yeah go go ahead go. ahead red ginsing royal jelly well what. is it she says come to Hotel I mean I. can play with the same game with your. wife all right you can actually no you. can yeah go ahead I'm not going toab. [Laughter].

um I want to tell you something okay go. ahead I feel like look look at me in the. face real. fast you're my best. boy and I love you and you know that no. I what well I want to come clean I want. to come clean to you about something is. it going to make me. mad I feel like it's Ser I feel like. it's serious well it's not serious but I. do want to tell you something it's going. to make me mad it's not it's not even. that big of a deal okay go ahead.

I'm okay oh I'm oh no I'm starting a. podcast with. Kila no the woman that was. here the old lady that came in here yeah. mco's wife was not not M's grandmother. she's an internet personality named. angry grandmother and we put her up to. the whole thing she is not. related and the and the internet's going. to be surprised that you didn't know and. I wanted to tell you. but she's got a internet following her.

name is the real Angry grandmother and. she's very funny look look at her wait. go to her main page there you should a. picture of us on our main page. yeah okay okay nothing gets by you. pal I swear to God on my mother's life I. didn't know well here's how I know by. the way for the audience here's how I. know Bobby didn't know he called me. right that night I'm driving down to The. Comedy Store I'm over the hill he. literally calls and goes hey. what why is she so mad at me and I was.

like what are you talking about and he. goes why is mone's f do you think he's. talking [ __ ] behind our back to her. about us I said. no can I say something it all lined up. in my mind to be real that he could be. that big of a [ __ ] that he would go to. his grandmother and start complaining. about me and all a there's like this. family resentment she had to fly all the. way over here so that's not your brother. no that's that's her grand never met. them before. I thought you were I thought it was just.

like the bit like when you had me sit. down I'm like oh he's continuing we. thought you were playing with us but. then you texted me over the weekend and. you never text me it's not just it's not. just that I had to see I I had to see. Beverly about it you had to go to your. therapist yes wow I literally had to go. to my therapist for that reason and then. I was just like I you know I said my. behavior like I can't even see when I'm. treating people so poorly right and I'm. not aware the people are there are. things going on I was like is it about.

me she's like you have to be more mind. no it's [ __ ] you [ __ ] all of you you. guys are all involved in this go [ __ ]. yourself I have nothing to do with it. yes you do dude you're because you knew. I didn't know yes you did dude you did. they HIIT it from me yeah he didn't know. I didn't know who that was but I thought. who did you think she was his. grandmother what do you mean and then. they told me and then I said we should. tell Bobby after the episode and then I. said we should tell Bobby and then the. boys were like don't tell him.

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great let me see what my feeling is yeah. close Who Am I who am I mad at the most. you know it was Andrew's idea it was. Andrew's idea no how was it my idea. bring this lady who sent it to me it was. my idea yes I didn't find her it's so. funny cuz my anger still goes to. Mone it should because you should have. said over the weekend that hey dude it. was just there was an internet lady and. whatever didn't I ask you that too it's. like I I said that you said you said is.

that really his grandmother and I said I. think so and you went why would she be. so mad yeah yeah yeah why would she be. so mad and then I kind of Replay to my M. because you said somewhere in Minnesota. she said right she was very good at. playing along right so I I was like was. there an incident where his family was. there and I was like not. available I feel like cuz I feel like. I'm really good with families and I go. hey how are you and and I hug and all. that stuff right better than Andrew yeah. I know what did you just thank you so. thank you so much what did you just say.

Bobby's a great he love he loves to ham. it up yeah ham it up with more genuine. real no no no no don't m m get up to the. mic don't no M mcon what you were doing. fine no you you you were being honest. and I appreciate it but now this thing. you're doing now nah dude no go ahead. say your peace say your peace it's. desperate go ahead I was like I I was. like Andrew will say hi to my parents. Andrew will say hi to to a group of. people but Bobby will go up to everyone. individually and start you know you're.

grabbing them and touching them. physically assaulting them I say hello. and I move on all I'm just saying Bobby. has more I don't grab I don't do that. what the [ __ ] let's not talk about the. grabbing yeah yeah yeah yeah dude what. what he means to say is that you. physically assault his family that's not. what I'm saying what he means to say is. I shake hands I do hogs right and I re. I'm really Mindful and I'm really there. present I mean you you guys you guys. both have different ways of showing love. you know mine's more genuine his is more. artificial and no it's not artificial we.

have different ways of approach. yourno is more real distant and more. like unavailable he's a listener and. you're a you're a gr he's not a listener. that that I I I draw the line there he's. not a listener dude he's a listener. you're a he only listens to. himself he can say whatever he want I. mean we know how wrong he is it's insane. everybody in here knows yeah yeah yeah. anyway let him create his false reality. so what I want to say is that that still. doesn't give that that doesn't um res. olve our situation you know um I called.

you over the weekend you texted me I. texted you what did I say you said. what's up with the all eyes on Rafa is. this a. movie I said no this is a Palestine. palestin oh that's right that's right a. couple of jokes that was my way in to. like kind of like just some small talk. you wanted to see yeah yeah yeah I. didn't care about I knew what Rafa yeah. yeah what you do not like small Taco. yeah but I was trying to get in like hey. and then my next thing was going to be. you was going to be hey is there any way. I can make it up or whatever but then I. was just like nah no because I thought.

that your grandma was acting way too. [ __ ] you know what I mean intense for. whatever the situation little over the. top yeah so wow okay so that's good and. that's not your brother and okay so. we're playing trick guy looks nothing. like me he was he's like huge yeah it's. a white guy yeah yeah there's tricks and. and and I guess I'm going have to get. everyone. back I guess I'm going to have to do. that whatever you feel like you need to. do I need to do it I mean it was a. pretty pretty harmless thing but yeah. was.

no. dude when I when I [ __ ] do a special. session with my [ __ ] therapist right. and I'm [ __ ] brooding about it and. thinking about it all [ __ ] weekend. it's what are you doing with your face. dude I'm just mocking your [ __ ] you. didn't do a special session with your. therapist you had to do a regular. session and you brought that up yeah. okay but it was special they're all. special yeah yeah yeah oh well then. there we go still special nonetheless. special it's special. nonetheless okay so so you got that.

anything else let's just get out of the. way today guys let's get everything put. on everything on the table and go this. is what we did and this and that. anything else go. ahead um I took these dick pills H and. it lasted too long mhm like four days. and I didn't think they would be that. potent four full days yeah four days and. so I thought could have had a stroke by. the way no I didn't know no one told me. I'm telling you now don't ever do that. again thank you to read the prescription. yeah you got to read it well you don't.

need a prescription for these you buy. them at a gas station on Vermont oh you. did like the little extends or whatever. no the Mexican ones the it's called like. yeah rhino rhino but the Rhino [ __ ]. there's a new one that says no headache. so I got that one did you get a headache. no okay well it's on the package yeah. okay I know yeah but the hot rod 5000s. give you headaches so the Rhino didn't. so I was really happy but what's what's. in there is it the same ingredients as. uh oh I don't know yeah I I don't know. what's in it I just take it and I know I. get an erection I learned this early on.

do you not can you not get an. interaction without it no I can but I. use it as insurance so I can have like. an extra fun. time but if you're attracted to the. person do then you have trouble. sometimes sometimes I will so I'll get. in my head and I'll start thinking oh. like I want to watch something later. I'll like think about a million things. watch what later like a film or. something pornographic no like YouTube. or something like I'll think about later. in my night and like it'll affect me so. you're sitting with a with a person that. you're interested in you're thinking. about YouTube I'll think about y'all.

what why don't don't don't I I don't. think about you when I'm trying to get. please don't I love y'all I know I love. you too but that's nonetheless I don't. think about you at all but when I get in. bed I think about everything in my life. and y'all are such a big part of it and. when I think of y'all my boner goes down. a okay when do you think about when who. have you who was the last person you. hooked up with that you had no thoughts. like that that it was just free and high. school I hope it was that long ago no no. I probably like.

years you haven't hooked up with someone. in years that you felt comfortable just. getting a heart on and not thinking. about life yeah it's been years I have. like I I take medicine for it it's it's. been in a couple movies that's. incredible it's been what what do you. mean it's in a couple movies I saw I. related to one of these characters I saw. a movie called red rocket with Simon Rex. and he had to take dick pills all the. time oh yeah yeah yeah I love him yeah I. know I was like oh that's me I went to. the premiere of that movie oh I'm. jealous so. yeah what what what does it have to do. with yeah what happened oh just that I.

was hooking up with this girl and like. the insurance stopped working and I got. really upset in the middle of it yes but. it has nothing to do with me and the. deception I was I was saying what like I. don't care about your personal life I. could have done that too dude no no what. I'm saying is is there anything that you. want to put on the table where you lied. to me or deceive any kind of way well. then I could do that same thing yeah no. but I do like life stories that is. really. not in this.

segment there's segments dude in this. show yeah I just I was getting honest. with my buddies here my bad thank you. thank you for that I mean it's just like. can't yeah I I don't know about these. people I I think we should start a new. I'm so down yeah you clip fire everybody. trouble maybe the little kid from. Connecticut can stay who Ryan yeah I. don't know though he said some things. that were like suspect well he walked in. and he said called everyone the n-word. which I thought was insane weird yeah I. don't know why he what's up you me I was. like Brian slow down yeah slow down.

you're an intern yeah but anyway um well. look if you want to clear house we'll. get these guys out of here I really do I. mean no stop for a. second what I want to say to. you excuse me oh it's I laughing too. much yeah like a hyena okay I'm sorry I. don't like hyena laughs you know that. excuse me I'm sorry I'm sorry. I mean I don't excuse me guys this guy.

dude please this is not a comedy show. yeah I'm just trying to be hello hello. hello are you here I'm here are you. listening yes so what I wanted to say is. that and I'm. I'm I'm going to be truthful and really. dig into my feelings here okay it's just. been an adventure doing this podcast. with you guys it really has I mean the. kind of experiences we've had I will. never forget them I don't know why. you're laughing yeah what are you.

smiling about yeah you piece of [ __ ]. what are you laughing I'm being [ __ ]. no either one of you you [ __ ] faces yeah. yes both of you stop like when you get. genuine like you know I get genuine I. get on. [ __ ] and am I no it's not am I reading. this wrong no they're doing it they're. doing it right they're egging you on. they're egging me on right now and I. don't like you know what dude I don't. even have to say it to them because this. is how I feel so I could just say it to. say it I don't want to say it to you. either for some reason well say it to. camera then I'll just say it to the the. wall to the audience well to the camera.

not to the. wall please dude well I don't want to. coach okay go ahead I'm sorry you do as. you may all right so what I want to say. is the last you know since the beginning. of bad friends it's just been an. adventure I've you know when I was a. young guy I was like it was never part. of my dream to do this but it was like. was I mistaken because wow this has been. a [ __ ] wild ride and it's been one of. the greatest things I've ever. experienced and the people were it's. almost as if like they were all meant to. be there like we all fit like a [ __ ]. puzzle did right and when you put the.

puzzles together it's a beautiful. painting and sometimes yeah a rogue. piece gets in there like what puzzle is. this what puzzle piece is this who yeah. what does this go to yeah and then that. road Rog piece Mone right right but. Andrew hammer it in yeah yeah as hard as. I could I said you put so it's basically. you know I mean a gigantic um puzzle of. a gigantic butterfly but the Rogue piece. you can tell is the edge of swastika. that's right all right so I'm like.

trying to jam in this little tiny. swastika piece inside this butterfly. yeah and then the whole things be. becomes very Nazi na it's Nazi. propaganda right so what I have to do is. I have to [ __ ] unpuzzle it right to. its pieces throw it in the garbage right. and go buy a new puzzle and buy a mine. comp book yeah you have to start all. over whatever it might be sure yeah mean. I don't know M comp oh my God great book. yeah yeah can't put it down yeah but. I'll tell you what you're right I think. you need to throw away this old puzzle.

it's not working anymore yeah the puzzle. is not working so thank you for being my. old puzzle pieces but it's not fitting. the other anymore for me the way it oh. yeah what you doing dude I'm just bummed. well lies and to see are going to get. you there Budd yeah that's you dude yeah. thank you are you throwing me off the. show no I said you too I love you oh I. love you. too that's what I was saying like you. two dude you two yeah yeah yeah yeah not. with them but you two in terms of love I. love you I love you too hey who's the.

highest who do you think is the highest. grossing touring musical artist of last. year Taylor Swift correct who's number. two whoa that's a good. one I know you got it I know you I know. I know you got it I know oh really yeah. I know you think I got it I know you do. these guys don't [ __ ] have it did. Harry Sto last year he's in there not. two though but he's number five number. five wow okay did Beyonce do anything. number two did I get it you got it [ __ ].

yeah dude who's number three I I don't. know if I no I keep you're this good. you've gotten [ __ ] three of the five. you think you can't knock out two more. so who else went out there um last year. um I'm going to tell you this yeah is. the. group this number three room five is a. group no but that's a very good guess. this is a group and it's a group where. you. go I mean yeah they were very very. popular 10 years ago but but I cannot. believe they're still making that much. money Lincoln.

Park bigger much bigger much bigger than. Lincoln Park much bigger yeah chain. smokers no that's okay now you're going. You're OPP you're so cold you're. freezing cold you're the middle of the. cold yeah yeah I don't. know in the. sunlight that's I guess yeah no guys you. guys heard the song I keep doing it they. all heard it. oh I know what it is I know it is cplay.

yeah Coldplay yeah yeah yeah all right. and then that doesn't surprise me and. okay but N I like it what do you mean. Cay Clockwork is that what the song 10. years ago yeah yeah yeah and then the. next one is uh I got this one right. we're trip doing trip I know one what is. it imine dragons no it's a solo art well. it's a man's name that is the band it's. a man's name that it's it's his name but. it's a band but it's him do you know. what I mean like he's not a solo artist. cuz that's not a real wa wait the is is. his name in the band's name yeah it's.

his name okay he go they go by him they. go by him John Mayer no he's with. because he's with uhad. the I have no idea do you guys know give. it a guess and I got this I was shocked. because I thought what's an Oldtimer guy. that's touring by the way Bruce. Springsteen wow very good fans b Bruce. Bruce Springstein really yeah it was you. could look it up the number it was like. 300 something million it awesome you. know how much Taylor Swift uh made over. a billion dollars I know a billion.

[ __ ] dollars in one year yeah it's. crazy was a top uh touring touring what. would I do with that money a billion. dollars oh I I'd never see you guys. again yeah honestly I would hope not no. if you got a billion dollar would you. call me and go I think I'm done no no. you know what I would do what give me a. half a I I would half a billion half a. billion yeah yeah no would you give me. any of that money no a billion dollarss. you give me some I don't think so I.

think I would give you well I would say. outrageous outrageous outrageous I would. say what do you need $10 million for. what just to give it to me so I don't. feel jealous okay but I wanted but I. okay how about this then you have to. turn in receipts of what you buy with it. I want to I want to know every dime you. spend I want that's fine I will do that. really every dime I want to see every. dime yeah cash classic Clans. 40,000 that kind of thing yeah yeah you. yeah you will you spend that much on a. on a video game no remember when Clinton. called me goes no more Clash of Clans.

delete it right now cuz I spent $10,000. in one month or whatever on Clash of. Clans anyway um Jesus Christ no I would. give you I would give you as much as you. wanted no no no just 10 million I don't. think you would yes I would because when. people get money they hoard it what do. you mean I'm generous I would absolutely. give you money I wouldn't even think. twice about it I give [ __ ] I I would. give I would give in this room yeah tell. what what everyone would get if I won a. billion dollars and if I if I won the. lottery I would give well first of all I. do my Family First would I no I mean my.

mother and my father oh yeah take care. of course of course of course my little. sister of course your little sister and. then when I got to the bad friend's. family I would give. mcon. 10K pretty generous that's really nice. pretty generous yeah I'd break fancy off. with a mill I'd give him a Millie nice. well he's a dad yeah nice and I'd give. Carlos probably one of those did they. sell gift cards for rehab do they have. gift cards they don't have that they. don't they should no maybe get him. Insurance I'd give him i' give him.

health insurance i' pay for his health. insurance go toab I would give him. health insurance and then Ryan the new. guy i' give him I don't know a couple. hundred grand just toss it to him just. to see what you know [ __ ] up his life. you know what it's so fun just to see. what would happen yeah just to see what. happens with Ryan yeah like some like I. I've been. gardening what yeah I've been gardening. what are you gardening babe I'm like. right now I'm does my little yellow man. have a green thumb yeah don't call me. that what's yellow what is don't call me. a GRE if you mix yellow and green what. color is it no I just the Green Thumb.

yellow not the Yellow Part what I have a. problem with the green thumb not the. Yellow Part why you have a green thumb. okay anyway um I've been growing catnip. you've been growing catnip yeah in your. yard no outside my yeah my front yard. how do you grow cat is it's is a hard. thing to grow available to buy and plant. at any time sunny and well- drained. large pot yeah so I've been I got the. pot I got the soil it's weed for cats. right yeah yeah they love it rightow so. I've been growing it right right now.

there's like only nine little pieces. that stuck out okay you know what I mean. so there's like only nine little grass. hairs are sticking out but I just. planted it a week ago yeah anyway um you. grow the catnip yeah but I experimented. I put Diet Coke in like a little piece. of see if that would work it doesn't. work no it doesn't yeah typically that's. my point though I don't know why you. even brought that up what was it was it. no just I experiment you're. experimenting yeah yeah and you're. trying I try it doesn't work I like it's. water it's water and I'll tell you why. I'm going to now go to carrots and other. things carrots is probably pretty easy.

to do I think you could do carrots yeah. yeah and the reason why is because of. this movie I it's it's fine what movie. um it's [ __ ] I don't know it just. [ __ ] oh I know what it is um perfect. days perfect. days Vin vendors so this got you into. this got you into gardening you've now. got a green thumb oh this looks this is. supposed to be really good this about a. little Asian guy who Gardens no he's uh. janitor you saw it yeah yeah it's a it's.

a it's It's A Beautiful film huh that's. just a beautiful film it's a film. of just give me a second yeah we are. okay I I want to say. and when I was a young man I had. nothing really I hi hello I don't know. about that yeah yeah yeah yeah you. actually had a pretty substantial amount. who you you grew up in a [ __ ] Country.

Club what are you talking about no no no. what I'm saying in my early 20s okay. please I mean I'm just trying to be what. you're doing right specific in high. school you definitely had what you're. doing right now is not good you're. you're a rich drug. addict. hyena hyena again that's enough Carlos. not funny okay all right go ahead so. anyway and I and in order for me to be. happy is I had to look at the little. things in life right and be mindful. about the things around me and find joy. in those things right like for instance.

I've said this before I would work at. this restaurant and it be like you know. at breakfast place I would I'd be. slammed it was in The Cove I would sit. on the edge of the cove and watch the. seals and the oceans and that would F. give me joy just the Simplicity of. watching nature and the wind and all. that stuff and I had no money no [ __ ]. nothing okay and then since I said doing. standup you get away from that right and. you want you know I mean dopamine hits.

and you want to get to the next level. and all these things that fix you that. thinks you're going to right but then. this I saw this movie I was like it. brought me back to those days so this. this guy's a gardener right and he Jan. no not janitor I he's a janitor right. and it's every day he just shows up goes. cleans toilets but he looks at little. things in life like you know I mean the. wind blowing through the trees right or. like you know I mean people just. homeless people and just and he finds. little things and he finds joy in those.

things and it's like I I when I saw that. I was like oh [ __ ] I think that's what's. missing in my life that's all if he was. an Asian would you have liked this as. much no abely say that's all of it yeah. yeah that's janitor no no in America. right on it two thumbs down two thumbs. down yeah yeah I'd pick it [ __ ] the. theater [ __ ] that movie this movie was. called tough times and it was just about. a janitor and F [ __ ] you janitor you. know. Beast spoke post this spring the best. box you'll open up all month is the.

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at me right now dude look at me right. now dude you're not looking at me dude. I've been to a spot it doesn't look like. that no no stop stop stop stop I've. asked you for like five years to sit on. a bucket and wash my balls shut the [ __ ]. up that guy's washing his balls on a. bucket I know I've asked the only reason. this works with you guys is cu your. penises don't touch that. bucket your balls don't touch that. bucket you're sitting on a bucket he's. sitting wide butthole on that bucket. look at those that was me last night. look at those little [ __ ] washers and so. what you pull up to it and you wash your.

penis there is that what those things. are it's not just a penis can I just. finish what I was going to say and then. we can go back to it I want to know what. the [ __ ] washer is what is that it's not. a [ __ ] washer just stop okay zoom in on. that little [ __ ]. washer so 5 years ago Andrew yeah I keep. saying let's go to the Korean spa I go. every night you won't go I know right. and so if you had gone if you go with me. that's what the shower like the bath. look well this isn't going to make me. want to go it's the best you get really. what you do is you get the little. plastic stool you sit down then you see.

that bucket underneath him yeah. sometimes it's a bigger bucket but it's. plastic right and you get you get a. towel you take the soap right and you. you know what I mean you get the [ __ ]. Suns going you cover the bucket with a. towel why you just sit raw ass on a. [ __ ] bucket no that's not the bucket. he's seeing the blue thing there's a one. right right by this F foot right right. there that white thing what's he he's. sitting on a blue thing do you sit. that's a seat it's a plastic seat but. but he's raw ass on it he's open raw ass. on it that's what you do on it no I'm.

good okay well oh then you're not good. why do I want to sit on where some other. guy's [ __ ] was spread out was what I. like to do is I like to spray it down a. little bit that's not going to do it. anyway go ahead I don't want to go and. by the way then you stand up and your. dick is in Mirror it's like a weird it's. just a weird this is a weird sexual it's. not I don't like it those little [ __ ]. washers I don't like we have to do it. tell me something you bathe sitting this. is what you do you take a shower sitting. down so what I do is I I so I you know. how many people that are paralyzed that. would dream about taking a standing up.

shower that's a this is ableist this is. mocking the disabled and I won't stand. for this kind of. [ __ ] go ahead thank you back to. me when you when I'm sitting there with. the towel with the suds I get every. piece of my body I scrub I scrub right. and I take the you know there's a bucket. it's full of water I rinse it I do it. again then I'll dump the the bucket put. fresh water in it put it over my body.

right it's more of a it's kind of like a. bath shower it's a therapeutic ba bath. yeah and it's you can turn to the guy. next to you and go how was your day I. don't want to what did you golf today I. don't want to talk to someone Wasing my. car what you golf today I didn't golf. today how many golfers did you encounter. there no I just well it's in Kore town. so it's a lot by the way it's connected. to a driving range yeah well I was just. saying it because of making it seem like. he was next to me I would never go here. here's me go ahead. yeah what' you golf today hey I'm.

washing my [ __ ]. don't yeah talk to me when washing my. balls that's insane yeah I don't want to. have a conversation while I'm washing my. balls although there should be a rule. last night I was at the Wii Spa okay I'm. in the steam room it's packed for some. reason there's a lot of black people. last night which I. love way you said. it I love it thank God for the steam I. love it right so I'm like in the steam. room then I see this tall Asian kid just.

walking there he keep tripping on black. dicks Jesus Christ yeah yeah pick that. up will you and then this guy and I have. two rules can I tell you my two rules. where I don't like being. recognized AA. meetings okay you're going to get. recognized at AA meetings I know but I. don't like when they go I'll say if they. go after an a meeting I'm on the road. like I just went to Portland I went to. an a meeting yeah and people were like. hey can I get a photo with you and I go. not at am I'll do it anywhere else but. here right that's a private time yeah.

because also it's like I'm like one of. many okay so get that steam room is. another one so last night I'm at Weis. Spa right and I see this tall Asian guy. probably young early 20s and he go and. he's completely naked and he goes yo. like with his legs like this he goes yo. like this Bobby Le like this right and I. was like CH chill chill chill chill. chill chill CH chill chill it drives me. nuts then cut to I I'm taking a photo.

with them I don't know why but I was. like all right let's just do it real. quick or whatever but like my point is. that those are two places if you ever. see me there don't ask for a photo but I. but but you knowes it makes his life not. when I'm naked in a steam room trying to. relax well oh ah so yes this is my point. what why am I going to this place to do. a [ __ ] washing here when I can go to a. very comfortable private place you're. proving my point no you cuz when I go to. a spa when I go to a spa and I get a. massage and I go to sit in the steam.

room there's like one other person in. there then I go in the hot tub maybe one. other guy you know what we do we go like. this that's it little head nod little. acknowledgement then we don't say a. [ __ ] word to each other then I go in. my little private stall and I wash my. balls in my butthole with nice soap and. I take a hot shower and then I go up to. my room and I go lay down okay this is. what we're doing and that version of a. spa to me is the one I like there's no. one there and I don't have to talk to. anybody I go there to get away from. chitchat. yeah you like the Chit Chat no I don't. like you're afraid to admit it but you.

like the chit chat I don't like the Chit. Chat your next special should be called. chitchat I don't like a chitchat you do. no I don't Mone even said it you come up. to his family and you chitchat yeah yeah. so here's what we're going to you see. someone on the street and you chitchat I. don't chitchat you're a little chitat. stop doing that a little ching chong. chitchat oh oh really ching chong. chickchat for the hip. hat youa shop it [ __ ] you what we're. going to do Carlos that's not funny. that's not funny that stuff this is what.

we're going to do and I think it's going. to be good for the show all go to the. spa no the Wi Spa we'll all go yes we. all go as a team yes yes yes yes yes yes. yes yeah right bring your baby I'm going. to Andre spot no and then we're going to. do the what the bul room they have. bulgogi in there no not bulog no no. there's a room there called the bulama. room at weisa look it up oh that's it. that's it that's it that's the bulama. room okay yeah so that's the B bulam. room it's 200 sometimes it's like 215.

degrees it says yeah sometimes it's a. higher right you it's very hot so it's a. sauna yeah it's a sauna yeah white. people just call it. sauna it's just a sauna how what what's. the degree of a sauna Google it what's. the average degree of a sauna well they. have of a dry it depends on where you go. some I want to look at this you're. really really really really really. really 17 150 175 right so the bulama. takes it to the next. level it's like you know what I mean.

it's not regular more sweat yeah so I. can smell more kimchi pouring out of. your [ __ ] P God you're being so. negative right now so basically what I'm. saying is you go in there and most dudes. walk in there and they walk out but not. us we sit we're going to sit until. someone dies no no one dies no nobody. dies yeah yeah yeah and we're that's the. we spell bulam room right I'll go in. that we will and you're fully closed. there's people doing hot yoga in there. all that stuff right no no no no people. are doing yoga inside of the bang inside. of there sometimes yeah absolutely not.

sit down tell them to stop sit I'll go. sit down okay okay I don't want to play. that and then look up the clay room the. clay room at Weis Spa cuz uh Ari and I. went to the Russian Spa in New York and. I [ __ ] love it you got in the cold PL. you do cold plunge yeah there's cold. plunge here too you don't do it though. do you I do every you have go there with. me and I'll show you the [ __ ] my wise. ways yeah well all right that's the clay. room not going in that either yeah you. are nope yeah and we're going to do that. same exact how many all the bodies use. my shoulder as a pillow I would to be.

like that dude look how relax you and I. like there I would do it for the photo. yeah it's fun so anyway we go there. right CL room hey clay room no yeah. don't you think that'd be a fun thing to. do as a group yeah we're going to do. when do we let's set a date now do it. what do it all right let's you can you. guys do it Sunday during the day yeah. you have to bring your kid which Sunday. this Sunday during the day not this. Sunday can't well then he's not going to. do the movie yeah I'm not doing the. movie I'm.

available how about this how about this. no honestly we'll do a family trip. Monday night okay Monday night we do we. Spa as a family I'll pay and then we can. Vlog it or whatever for the patreon well. we're not they won't let us film in. there obviously and we can film all all. the way up to when we get naked I think. sure yeah and then it'll be a fun night. right and then you and I guarantee you. at the end of the night we'll walk out. out there and you're going to look me in. the eyes and go I get it I get why you. go.

there been to a spa it's 24 hour it's. not Russian it's Korean it's 247 I like. Russians it's 24 hours a day seven days. a week we got it you're selling us on it. we got to go now there's a restaurant up. there I'm not eating after [ __ ]. staring at your [ __ ] for an hour and a. half not no not I'm not going to be. hungry I'll tell you that if anything. it'll be for for a small meal okay maybe. appetizers let's move on then let people. eat that shrimp yeah yeah look at the. little hats. anyway are they there yeah they are.

there Asian women oh yeah naked no see. that portion we all get dressed the. third floor where the bulam room is and. then the first half of the thing we go. to the men's department yeah we get. naked there and I'll get you a locker. far away you don't have to look at my. genitals no I've seen it a thousand it. doesn't I know okay but but you haven't. seen it in the wild it's different it's. different smaller more claws wow and. fangs yeah yeah yeah yeah you have to. see in the wild yeah yeah is that. Bobby's dick anyway we so next Monday. night we're going to do a bulam room we.

Spa experience right we'll go you're. flipped on it we'll go and anyway. perfect days Vin venders directed it and. um I think it's gonna just I think it's. great greatly gonna. um redirect my life into a different. area that's so the the gardening let's. go back to the gardening yeah he Gardens. in it okay yeah does he not he has a. little gardening in his little studio. and I um I went I've always wanted to do. that yeah me too I just don't yeah I. don't and so I went and bought a catnip.

setup to start after watching the movie. and I've been watering it watching it. grow and there's just something about. watching something grow from the soil. that really beautiful does it for me I. had a gardening thing at our old house. that we had for a long time we grew a. lot of stuff and ate it all the time but. then I just couldn't keep up with it but. it was like a mechanism it was pods have. you seen these things before oh yeah I. saw them online yeah we had one at the. house and it was incredible we had basil. we had. uh lettuce we had uh uh I mean uh.

peppers I don't remember what that thing. is called we got it gifted to us and we. put it outside the problem is oh uh it. it's it's it's circular hydrobuilder is. that what it was called let me look at. the hydro let me look at the hydro. Builder yeah that's that's kind of what. it was it it wasn't this company I was. thinking about getting one of those yeah. I don't I don't know which one it was. but it did it was kind of similar to. that but the problem is it's 360 so it. has to be placed in a place that get all. sides get sun which is pretty tough very. difficult yeah instead of being flat.

like a garden so it gets direct overhead. it doesn't spin no they make ones that. have Ro that you can rotate but it's. because the base of that is filled with. water it's heavy as [ __ ] yeah and what. happens is it Ro it Waters itself every. 15 minutes so you don't have to do. anything you just have to test the ph. and make sure it's balanced okay it was. cool but then I was like this is not. really gardening this is cheap City. gardening so I want to do it the right. way but then I have to get pots and are. you just growing it in the front of your. house like in a in like a little dirt.

spot yep yeah you got to build a box you. got to build boxes I'll build a box will. you really I'd come over and do that. with you I'm I'm going to raise that's. my Weis Spa we'll do some white people. [ __ ] like gardening but we're going to. do both then by the way you know what. movie I got caught in not movie but. series and you're going to be over it. but on the plane ride just now from. Dallas Tik Tok dancing I watched so four. episodes of uh long strange trip dude I. love that that's what got me back into. the [ __ ] got me back into the. Grateful Dead here's what's crazy yeah.

like a couple years ago because the guy. who I play on Dave Mike the real guy him. and I are friends and he's he's a big. fish fan he you know likes this world a. lot and I said hey I started listening. to the dead again like I don't know why. in high school I liked it okay but I. wasn't really and I started and then I. really started to kind of get into it a. couple years ago again and I watched. this documentary to kind of validate why. I like them because I didn't really. understand I was like I just like their.

[ __ ] I guess but man this goes so deep. Bro it goes so deep and I don't know if. deadheads are probably [ __ ] I don't. know if they like it if like real fans. like it but they do I don't know I'll. tell I'll tell you why they do H may I. tell you why I do well please in the. late 80s right Omar and all my friends. they were all deadheads and they would. still go to the shows yeah back in the. day right and I was a Velvet Underground. guy I was more like New York Street I. didn't like flower power you like grungy. I like heroin SNM kind of things you.

dirt. bags yeah yeah there's a better way to. say it you like CBGB yeah I like CBGB. the remote that kind of thing right. dirty so I sorry you're right yeah you. like dirty um dirty fingernails so. that's fine but these people had dirty. fingernail fans too right right so my. whole life I hated the [ __ ] dead. right what hated them so not wellz I'll. tell you why I don't like 45 minutes. jams and G minor when you're ripped you.

do I know you do but it's like I'm more. like two three minute song Whatever. right right right so I don't know where. I was but I was with a bunch of like. hippies old hippies and I was going it. was just like I'm now now I'm 52 right. and I'm like yeah [ __ ] the dead like did. you see long strange strip on Amazon and. um no I will refuse right but then one. guy was like dude I I know who it was. and I know who it was it was JH Harris. JF Harris JF Harris the comic yeah it. was JF Harris he we were with a bunch of.

hes and him and JF goes dude I was. always always like you but then I saw. that documentary and it changed my whole. thing yeah and I go are you sure he's. like just watch it and once I saw it. dude I just started that's all they. listened to it's it's funny it's. incredible well I think with something. that he said we related to Jerry Jerry. was Jer Jerry had said some things in it. that I related to so much as a comic he. one time said maybe Weir was qu quoting. about him but he had said that musicians.

have tricks and I immediately thought of. us I go so do Comics we have tricks and. he goes when you're live there's tricks. that you know gets them in the H and or. does the thing and without getting too. deep into it performers know what your. tricks are that you can kind of get away. with and sometimes you do the tricks and. you go I don't even like that but I know. it's going to Raz them up a little bit. you know what it is I rely on mine so. much well that's fine buter but Jerry. said once they learned how to do tricks.

he realized how little he wanted to do. them anymore because then he thought. everybody can do these tricks that means. he was saying it's like in our reference. if you play a video game and once you. beat it once and someone else is talking. to you about them trying to beat it you. know when you're a kid and somebody's. like dude and then do you know when you. get to the castle and in your head. you're like I already know this and I. already know what where you have to go. and he was saying where do you go in the. castle you have to go down again you. have to go one more level down yeah. always have to and you know why you have. to go down why to get up you got to get. back up got to go down to get up to go.

down again and so he Jerry was. Translating that tricks he [ __ ] hated. and he was like I don't give a [ __ ] if. the set suffers a little bit if we can. find it more organically than us doing a. trick to get back and I thought that's. what all Comics are striving to do is to. wipe away your tricks and and and and. and what and take some [ __ ] risks and. maybe a joke bombs and maybe a. transition doesn't work as clean but. without the trick. you feel more real and it feels more and. when Jerry professed that that's part of.

the reason I think the band became so. prolific because they were like no more. tricks we'll try we'll just keep working. it till it's. magic what's wrong did I piss you off no. he doesn't do the he relies on the. tricks no you don't that's not true I do. no you don't you just taught me no more. tricks no you don't what are you saying. no more tricks for me by the way Jerry. without a beard. not good not a greatl looking guy. without the beard rest in peace but man. I when you see some photos you're like.

the beard was good sometimes like a guy. like me if I shave my [ __ ] beard look. yeah that different guy different guy. yeah yeah like me without a beard is not. I'm not I do not like my face without a. beard I'm born I am born with beard some. people must have beard Carlos must have. beard I've seen you without a beard must. have beard thanks man yeah no dude you. and I same face must have beard you. don't need beard I can't that's your. American name don't need. beard I must have beard yeah yeah yeah.

yeah he must have beard but anyway that. that document are really kind of it. changed me it brought me back to what I. uh what what you're [ __ ] you laughing. at me um what are you laughing at man. just must have beard must have beard. very funny joke I laugh at your joke I. didn't say that when the a fall down I. really like him and I'm a big John Mayor. fan and then listening to John do it is. I don't know it's pretty cool with dead. and Company is actually so I watched. that on the way to Dallas and I'm. telling you I validated why I like them.

I was like why do I like them right yeah. I was like right yes because they. [ __ ] they're free and they really are. because the acid tests open up their. their range of freedom and they just. also that we are you know I mean they. all stuck together for many many years. together as long as they could until. [ __ ] I think unfortunately the doctor. talks about how drugs just separated the. [ __ ] out of and pig Pen's death we. should do this as long as we can until. we die I will do this forever with you. okay and let's do more magic well I've. got some exciting news congratulations.

and I'm well it's it's actually for you. oh [ __ ] uh I got a phone call from our. agents oh yeah saying hey we are. probably GNA have to add seats and shows. for uh Australia for downand sold a good. amount of tickets so people are. Australian fans coming to see us they're. excited so we're going to add seats. we're going to add shows go to bad. friends pod.com you can actually see all. the tickets and we're coming down to. Sydney Brisbane Oakland Melbourne IDE. pith. by the way this was a big point of. contention I said to my agent Perth is. on the western part of Australia it's.

[ __ ] forever away Australia is like. America will we be able to stay in a. couple of City for a couple days or no. we kind of can do it it's going to shift. around we can also stay longer or have. friends I want to hang out with and. stuff yeah we can do what not over there. yeah yeah but uh I think we're going to. add some seats and Sydney and all that. stuff because they showed up yeah it's a. 5 hour flight from Sydney to Perth it's. AC it's huge it's going AC it's a huge. place but but here's what boned us we're. going to Perth last so we're going west. and then we got to go all the way back. East back to America I always want to.

see a cane frog you're going to see a. cane frog really and we're going to go P. kangaroos you know about the story about. the can frog no okay we give it I don't. know either no I do no what happened was. um what is the cane frog is cane frog. look up cane frog it's a 20 hour flight. back home from. Perth so you know uh sugarcane um trees. or plants yeah right there was a bug. that was like you know I mean eating. those up in in Australia attacking the.

the crops so they shipped cane frogs. over there because they thought that. cane frogs would eat those bugs but they. couldn't jump high enough right to eat. they could get the bug and these [ __ ]. [ __ ] you reproduce so fast the whole. [ __ ] country is riddled with cane of. frogs I mean maybe I've seen him then. while I was out there yeah it just it's. destroying things I'll tell you what. we're [ __ ] littered with is zakas. zakas are disgusting I was back in dude. when I was in Nashville they're so loud. that when you go outside Locust no Zada.

I've never heard of. it you don't know what a zaka is never. even heard the even the sounding of the. the sounds I never heard oh my God cicas. cicada with a c do you guys not know. what a cicada is Carlos do you don't. know what a cicada is uh these things go. underground Bob they bury themselves for. how long is a decade is it 10 years. every 10 years they resurface and they. infest part of the country and. they're my Lord think about how creepy.

that is Bob underneath you right now. what there's there's a billion different. versions of this burrowing beneath our. feet creating an infrastructure in a. system it's insane chitchat chitchat. chitchat periodical ccas are insects. that spend most of our lives on the. ground feeding off the sap of tree roots. underground underground yeah wow every. 17 years you can't tell me this doesn't. means something this is like you know. you remember when they thought that like. uh you know like in the Bible it says. raining Locust and all that [ __ ] it. was just this it's just this we're just. seeing it differently yeah chat CH chat.

CH chat anyway thank you for being a bad. [Music]. friend wo. f.