The White Cheeks | Ep 23 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee

you two are bad friends who are these. two idiots a white dude and an Asian. dude you two are. disgusting you two or something we're. bad friends welcome to bad friends. listen um I've been thinking about the. Lord so much as of late tell. me hi Jesus here me and my dad are just. chilling here at the heaven super disco. waiting for Bobby I can already see his.

Gang Green ridden foot between the. Pearly Gates as for Andrew I'm sorry no. Ginger allowed them's the. rules BS Rudy lay down those. knives Jesus out well the Jesus the. Jesus I call it the Jesus by the way you. call it the Jesus yeah because there's. only one there is only one yeah there. can be only one there can only be one. he's like the Neo of the sky uh-huh you. know how Neo was you know the one in the.

Matrix yep Jesus is the one in the sky. fact and there's no one else that can. beat him that's right his power is. outlast and outow all the other powerful. ones you better believe it baby Zeus. Zeus he can destroy Zeus he can destroy. um what else is another um Medusa yeah. is it Medusa one Medusa is Medusa a. Greek god yes sure why not yeah cuz I. all I know is from um Clash of the Titan.

oh oh yeah he can destroy the Kraken. what. about what's some other Greek gods um. Pines he's a good one Pines Pegasus. Pegasus uhhuh is Pegasus a God yes yeah. he's a horsey huh he's a horse God. anyway Jesus is the best and um I. believe you know I had a spiritual. awakening this week and I've been. reading the Bible and um the Bible I. know what has to say and um.

you know I believe that he died for our. sins that he's the manifestation of the. real God yeah he's not just the son the. Holy Ghost and Jesus and um God are one. they're one thing they're all one thing. right but Jesus is the flesh form of the. god mhm the ghost Holy Ghost is the. ghost form yeah yeah he's like a. Transformer God this guy can do. everything you know he's like you know. how Transformers can turn into a car and. stuff yeah yeah but they're the same one. right right mhm yeah so you know that's.

what God does Jesus does Jesus but Jesus. Is God Jesus Is God so but God but God. is the is God is God separate from Jesus. or they're the same thing they're the. same exact thing I just told you they're. the same but different form they're the. different form of the same thing so why. do they have two different. names because um that's true huh mhm. I've never thought of it that way yeah. because um the land mammals of our. planet okay which is humans us and Via.

also um. elephants elephant huh yeah yeah and um. the sea pups oh sea pups sea pups are. mammals seup yeah yeah that um so you. know the land creatures they need things. to be um defined uhhuh that's why and so. they just need in in in in the sky world. which is heaven in the sky world um they. don't have those you know they don't put.

people in boxes and they don't have. divisions and words for different things. you think when you get to heaven there's. no gender no sex no class no no we're. all what's up you like if I C if I ran. into Pamela Anderson MH in heaven you. sure she's going up there I'm pretty. sure okay and her tits are who her tits. will definitely be there yeah yeah I. said what's up you what's up you and. she'll be like hey yeah I'm just you. know lifeguarding LIF Garden cuz that's.

what she does in. heaven I'm sure is there a pool up there. maybe all right there's everything up. there by the way oh really have you been. yeah because it's like you know it's. like the Matrix let's go back to the. matrix it's like you can manifest in. heaven when you're an angel and stuff. any kind of world that you want I. believe I get I think that's I I believe. that to be true whatever you want it to. be it's there mountain tops some would. say heaven is right here on Earth it's. not this is hell this is Hell sure Los. Angeles is hell no this planet have you. ever been to um Montana oh it's.

beautiful pretty beautiful yeah that. might be Heaven yeah that's Heaven maybe. but let's go back to um my Christianity. maybe. sure why not when was the last time you. went to church Sunday oh really yeah. what's Korean Christian Church. like hello. welcome thank you yes right I talk to. you about Jesus Christ I Ro sh. everybody if it said Ward and flavor.

behind the pulpit how hard how hard. would I laugh no if you a career on. Vermont right there's a church that says. r o r. d a n right yeah s a b right o r o r. sabore yeah. yeah. and but anyway so I believe in the you. know the the Christian rules as well. like I believe in thou shall not abort. thou shall not kill.

abort another topic we probably can't. talk. about the amount of topics that we're. not allowed to talk about it's in that's. why we started this new rules we started. the podcast this way because um you know. we want to because of last week's. episode well because the uh we talked. about some unsavory at topic oh somebody. sent me something look at this so I. showed you that kicho sto the the. Italian game where they just murder each. other remember yeah I love I forgot to.

watch that this week do you rem do you. know what this is what Bo ta taosi this. Japanese game no what is it oh my okay. first of all let's stop stop yeah I love. it already because there are. stormtroopers in it yes there's. fullblown Storm Troopers I love Troopers. and and for some reason they have those. guys that direct airplanes out there. right next to them that are just. standing waiting to direct traffic these. people pay good money to see people do B. toi. it literally looks like because there's.

a lot of Asians in it too wait there are. yeah those right there it looks like. there's 20 Stormtroopers and about 120. Yodas this is a cool Star Wars. movie so let me oh how about this let's. just have you guess what's going to. happen next what next when oh that's. that's good that's good okay so um all. right so you're seeing one half of the. quote unquote field right you're seeing. the the mirroring this is the same. amount of men in the same amount of. outfit well there's helmets going on mhm.

so I have to assume that they're they're. going to use their head in some way. that's correct and those helmets seem um. like there's it's a gigantic white kind. of ball on their head and then it's like. you know what it looks like is Jack. lanters made out of just white foam yep. right so they're covering every. dimension of their face so I can only. assume that the guy into the right right. in the red yeah red right there is.

completely because he's got. nothing on well no I think he has one. but I feel like they're all going to. headbutt him okay at the same time it's. a good guess Rudy do you want to take a. guess over what happens next um keep in. mind you're not seeing one element of. this but there's another team over there. and they're doing something that we. don't Rudy put your mic please say what. you say what you want to say what closer. get closer to the mic please there it is. please no get your mouth closer to the. mic I'm tired of that's the attitude go. there it is um I I don't know I think.

they're going to March they're going to. March they're going to. March they're going to March to the. other team uhhuh they're going to and. then I think they're just going to. wrestle they're going to wrestle they're. going to march to them the other team in. wrest not run March a March is a. specific yeah yeah yeah what you what. are you thinking about I don't know yeah. yeah that sounds like you've you've seen. too much of that like Hitler footage. where they they March they March yeah. yeah yeah yeah so this is what you're. missing what left out of this on purpose.

is there is a man on a pole both teams. have a man on a pole have you seen this. before no a man is on a poll on both. teams the goal is to take that man off. it's basically Capture the Flag but it's. a man and you have to your team has to. take him down by any means necessary. okay go. ahead so they start out with a bow they. always bow always no matter what sport. it is bwing and a chant yeah.

now they're ready to rock and roll. amazing look at that man on a pole. amazing amazing look at this they have. to charge him and they can kick they can. punch they can do anything to get on top. of there to take him off the pole. amazing look at how hard they kick each. other when they get up there look at the. guys just kicking them in the face and. look at the little man on the top of the. pole holding on as tight as he. can they charge and they jump on each.

other and the reason they have helmets. is cuz they get kicked in the. face kicked in the head as hard as they. can oh my God now watch now that they've. climbed up there there's definitely. somebody on the bottom that's dead. somebody dead look at that guy is. skillful in the right yeah look at his. skill. level so essentially once they get to. this man on the pole if they can take. him down and climb it themselves you can. punch you can punch you can punch you. can punch punch you can oh wow you can. choke him out you can choke him out you. can kiss him.

look at. that look at that shaking kicking kick. kick yeah kick get away get away go off. get off get off oh my. God and they almost have him there's. there's many men a die underneath that. pile oh look at that and then someone. else got on from the other team oh if. somebody goes up I see somebody tries to. repl no okay so if your team can rip. down that man and then your one of your. teammates gets to touch the the white. pole the top that's a all right here's a.

I want to do something mhm let's say you. invented this game I did and you're from. Japan I wanted to show it off to you. you're Japan yeah I'm Japan and I want. to see how you explained your buddy how. you invented this game what the rules. are oh you're like the international. Japanese sport Council no just tell me. and I come in yeah so yeah um so I you. know um hey shitu hi uh so we today I. you know I called you earlier last week. about uh about you know we don't have a. lot of sports here in Japan we have Sumo.

I have one for you yeah we have Ninja. you know but I uh I called you to see if. you have a good idea about I have a. great. idea really many men charge other men oh. wait wait stop fast as they can stop. stop one man on pole another man on pole. uhhuh they rip down man on pole and. other man climb pole who ever jerk pole. at top hardest yeah yeah win game. wow okay let's do it let me wow somebody.

came up with that yeah somebody said. let's jerk them off a pole yeah let's. hit him as hard as we can off the pole. Bo how do you say that Boi. boii but you realize though I'm I'm sure. there's so many sports that's been. invented that just didn't make it to. like the major leagues well they didn't. enough people were like I don't want to. play that yeah or I don't want to watch. it you know this is watch no but it's.

like could you watch a lot of it no it's. not it's because there's no real like. skill do you think there's skill. involved in this yeah strategy because. the guy on the poll there's probably one. guy that everyone says let's say um you. know I created my team yeah Toco yeah. you're the poor he's like no no why. because I saw. you remember that one time right when we. were a. and you on top of that tree like a.

koala yeah right and we go get. up the tree too right and you're like I. don't want to you know you're done to. come down for four. days you yeah yeah yeah but so there's. that guy right so that's really not that. much of a skill is to hang no I think. that takes a lot that's balance that's. coordination don't you think all right. balance and coordination but it's like. you don't there's you can only you can. do it your own way yeah you don't have. to get you don't have to jump and kick. and and try to hurt people right and the. other people skill level is to charge.

and climb and climb yeah climb is not. really a skill though is it I said. strategy strategy these guys just have. good strategy whoever knows how to. topple over their best friend the best. like how do you become a pro in this. game uh I think this well this is what. like five seveny old boys do every day. they just like what is it King of the. Hill remember King of the Hill or uh. that's all you do is try to hurt each. other to get to the top of something. yeah when you play when you play with. your brother as a as a little kid didn't. you guys try to like hurt each other all. the time and like see who could best.

each other at climbing something or. getting on top of something yeah you did. stuff like that didn't you yeah you know. what I would do like would you ever push. your brother down the stairs would you. guys ever have do you have stairs in. your house push my brother down the. stairs yeah man I've done all all kinds. of stuff I used to he sleep I put B gay. on his dick what yeah why it hurts so. bad it burns huh dude I've never I've. never had oh my God you what you have to. do bro yeah this is a right for every. man every man listening right now right.

listen up this is if you're a man you. will do this right now as we speak what. you will get. benay okay you'll go to your bathroom. and you'll take a glob of it stick it. all over your dick inside the hole of. your dick no Bob no inside not the hole. that's going to that would H not the. hole but on the outside sure of the head. yep you know down your sacks right and. just stand there you know I mean without. going inside a shower for about 30. minutes 30 minutes and it burns you.

won't be able to do it guys send in a. video if you're going to do that you're. not going to be able to do it it's the a. but imagine my brother now he's sleeping. he's in eighth. grade what so funny so mean it's not. that's so me right of passage Ben Gay on. your brother's penis maybe you just. wanted to feel your brother's penis what. if it turns out I had it didn't have Ben. Gay he's like what are you doing you're. like I'm rubbing bang on you he's like. your hand is. dry I know.

good night yeah happy 4 April fools. April Fool April fools it's June yeah. yeah oh my God good night good night. good night if anybody's gonna do that. please send us a video because I do want. to see that yeah I used to do my. do all kinds of things with my brother. dude I used you know what I you know. what I did the last one I did is I I. dropped a bunch of acid when I was in. eighth grade eighth grade you did a. bunch of acid oh yeah I took like um. probably four tabs Jesus I thought you. did acid in high school no in in in. oh my God I think it was in eth grade.

and I remember going into my brother's. room and just scratching his face why I. don't know why you were that messed up. yeah yeah I just started scratching his. face was it bleeding he's like B stop. scratching my face you're hurting me how. old was he and I'd be like yeah you're a. creature over the night my. friend how old was your brother I's see. eighth grade. probably uh he's my age right fifth. grade yeah wait how old is he how old is.

your brother my brother is um 45 years. old no he's not yeah he is why he looks. so young I know he's almost yeah he's. almost he's 46 like when I see your. younger brother I think he's so much. younger than you because he just has a. baby face yeah my brother's only three. years younger than me that's crazy to. it's crazy cuz he's just got this like. innocent face also I think he's he has. an innocent demeanor he's such a sweet. guy you know what I mean like my Brother.

Jules have you met my brother he's a. sweetheart what's my brother's name. Steve uhuh she looked at me like I was. going to tell her no she was like this. Steve tell me I'm wrong yeah my brother. um is you know but my brother um has. always looked like that like a like a. just like when he was when he was 21 he. probably couldn't buy booze because they. were like you're not you're a. kid yeah but but also my brother just is. um I think the way he acts in life too. and I'm the same way I guess is we're.

very childish yeah but you're we just I. don't know how anything really works. same no you do you have some. responsibility I meant I don't know how. anything works for you yeah yeah because. you'll call me and go you'll call me and. go yeah I'm just working on the porch. yeah or something like that or I'll be. working on yeah like the ceiling the. roof you know I'm doing a little thing. I'm like why what's going on why what do. you think you'd know how to fix around. your. house Jules honestly d do do do I know.

how to fix how about this could you. replace a screen on a window do you. think I could. Jes um I think you could but it would. take like three. days you think it would take three days. yeah or five okay what are this the a. pipe is leaking onto the sink what's. your first. move let's let's just do the honest. response yes wow the pipes's. leaking yeah I wonder why so that's. those are the thoughts of my head and.

then and then I was suppos just look at. it just kind of analyze where it's. leaking and just go okay and I'll. probably take if duct. tape and just duct tape whatever section. oh yeah you wouldn't call someone for. help no I would duct tape it that's the. help well it would probably work no I. don't I it depends on the leak but. probably not okay but if that doesn't. work then I would go to. Kila and go and be honest and go listen.

the leak it's leaking I duct taped the. sink and it got worse it got worse and. she'll yell at me yeah profusely yeah. like you're you're you're. an idiot and all that kind of stuff she. says that she says you're an. idiot does she call you an idiot she. doesn't call me idiot but she says. things that are um she'll say things. like um. you're a child you don't know nothing a. yeah something like that and what do you. say back I go yeah I know yeah yeah and.

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night you know alone season 3 with with. kalila no the new season of yeah the new. episode that came out for season 7 and. um I had my mouth open cuz when I watch. like this I I have my mouth open it's. inred I smoke so much no I smoke so much. I think just my mouth just opens trying. to get oxygen in my body yeah yeah yeah. and then she stuck her fing finger in my. mouth and I felt like there was.

something in my mouth and I go what was. in my mouth and she giggled and I go. what you giggling about she I put Bojo's. eye bger in your. mouth so Bojo is my youngest cat oh my. God I know I know and she I know and he. gets these right Jules he gets these. thick ass eye boogers oh I'm gonna throw. and they're they turn black Jules right. back me up they turn black so she puts.

Bojo's eye Burger in my mouth and you. know what you know when you have a cat's. eye Burger in your mouth there's. something there's a sensation that goes. over your body and I I can only it to. another sensation which is. rage right so what I did was I dug in my. my nose because I have so much because I. smoke and I sleep with my mouth open mhm. I have a booger Fest just deep in the. can you're the booger king I am aren't I.

not mhm and I dug in a you a. tricolor where it's dark yellow and. clear or something oh red oh that's not. good yeah yeah yeah that's bad I call. the tricolor it's yellowish clear. there's dark portions black almost. almost black yeah and streaks of red. because of blood yeah and it's uh you. know so it's one of those ones with. um a hard tip do you get what I'm saying. yeah so it's not slimy but it's.

basically you pull out the hard tip of. ITT and there no there's like yellow and. red entrails it's great so and so the. hard tip is between my fingernail here. oh man and the entrails of the. Booker is coming down like this fans are. loving this. one what did you do with that why why. what did you do you think I should stop. talking about. it loving I just imagine some guy people. people people send people tell us like I.

always watch you guys when I'm eating. breakfast in the morning Monday. mornings just St just having. some eggs and toast I don't care I don't. care what did you do with it I tried to. stick it in her mouth no she put a. cat's eyeb Burger in my no no no. I know I know just the duality of it. then what's the what's the proper. retaliation you hit her as hard as you. can yeah I did that no I and she and so. she grabs my hand she to block you yeah. and it's almost in her mouth right and I.

almost get her on her lip but then she. looks at me and she goes if you that. goes into my mouth yeah we're done yeah. I know those ultimatums where it's like. I'm not playing around anymore we're not. yeah we're done so I stuck it right. mhm so I have this glass on the side of. the my end T the table I have this glass. where for my water mhm and I stuck it at. the tip of it oh my God it's still there. now B what but it's your glass yeah it's. my booger it was already inside my body.

I know so get it out get it away go It. Go no no no if I stick it back inside my. body who cares it's where it. belongs what's so no oh yeah boogers are. gross to me why I don't know I don't. know why I just they yucky I don't like. that stuff you've never eaten. it you eat your. boogers do you really eat your. boogers I have when was the last time. you ate a booger. when was the last time you ate a.

booger you know it's when was the let me. let me go back though for a second just. give me a second I want an answer I I we. will give you an answer I'm G to give. you a answer all right but I'm. going to tell you something yeah there. are things in people's lives private. lives right where you do in. secret right and you're in your privacy. booger eating is not a thing that people. do in their private lives private lives. is like I have too many drinks at night. by myself no there are things people do.

that oh no one's around you look around. first I don't eat I've never eaten a. booger where I haven't done this first. where I looked around and what does that. mean you probably shouldn't do it maybe. right but I don't want anyone to see me. it's like when you if it's like if. someone says the NW and they go and they. say it because they know they're not. supposed to that's the only reason you. would look around yeah but mine was just. based on. embarrassment yeah you're right yeah you. you're right you're AB I'm trying to. justify when was the last time you did. it uh. I don't know I don't I don't because I.

don't eat a booger and. go that was a good one it happens enough. that you don't remember what it happens. enough that you don't remember it. happens often enough that you don't. remember oh in my lifetime you're asking. me it must happen regularly that you. don't remember yeah I don't remember so. it maybe a couple of days ago no not I. would have remembered a couple days ago. but maybe a week or two within the month. within the month within the month have. you ever eaten a booger Rood no no no. never never but have you ever pulled out.

a booger and rolled it for a while yeah. I've rolled it for a while so what would. what does a booger taste like to you I. don't know I've never tasted it what do. I think it tastes like yeah. mucus with the flavor though what's the. flavor yeah uh. uh funions no uh it's salty okay funions. are very salty that's exactly what they. are like oniony chips salty you've eaten. a book of before man no man I yes you. you you've eaten a booger. beforewe life swear to God I have not.

it's ridiculous I would never the look. of it is gross to me I've tried. everything off my body I mean I wouldn't. even eat like mushrooms until I was you. know 30 sperm. never never you've never tasted your own. sperm nope nope me either yeah right I. hav't either you you you've tasted your. own sp and other. people's yep don't be like that is that. not true don't say it like that tell me. is a true have I tasted other people's.

come yeah yes okay bad friends would. like to apologize for the preceding. segment please watch the following clip. to heal any trauma this may have. caused I've never no never you never. have only things I've tasted in body. stuff blood obvious obviously like my. own blood.

poo never tasted have you tasted poo. no no way man smelled it though oh yeah. when you wipe do you do you smell do you. smell. it you do don't yeah don't you no you. don't what do you I no I can't do you. stand up to wipe or you sit down to wipe. I stand I'm on my way I have things to. do you stand wipe go I have things to do. I'm on the go mhm yeah yeah yeah so it's. safe to say you're probably not all the. way clean like you don't ever finish all. the way. you wipe and go you don't even think. about it if maybe.

it's no because I have a tushy at home. my tushy what this after episode is. brought to you by tushy do tushy.com. do.com do you want Oh what I have okay I. just want I just want to defend myself. real quick before we move on to the next. topic you go ahead well no no what are. you doing right now I'm setting up. something for you because I want you to. defend yourself for eating your own. boogers okay what's wrong Jules you're. ashamed of me no that's what that look.

is right there yeah that was yeah you. know what she was just doing now this is. what she did why did you do that look. this is what andrewes I look over and. she's doing this no and in in that face. she's just like should I move. out like who am I living with like she's. literally contla her life do you not do. you do you do you are you sick and tired. of living with uh Uncle Tito no are you. be honest I'm not does that stuff bother. you the booger stuff. everywhere no cuz I don't see it also so.

it's fine okay you don't see it I do. walk around the house in my underwear. does that bother you no okay there's no. way it doesn't but he puts like nails. everywhere including what on my bed what. what do you mean Nails on your bed like. he he eats his nails and then he the. remaining part he puts it on my bed why. do you do that. dude do you really do that. listen you wait wait you chew.

your nails and then you put the and you. put them on her bed I'll I'll do listen. you little one what the do you. really do that no listen calm down. everybody no no no I'm just I'm. listening everyone just regroup yourself. okay okay I have in the past with my. nail clippings on my feet uhhuh and my. fingernails yeah giving it giving her. some put some on her nightstand or on. her bed what does that mean I do it it's.

a gift dude I'm Bobby Lee dude oh that's. a gift that she she should feel so lucky. I'm Bobby Lee and you know what. dude what dude you I'm going to defend. myself the booger that I eat yeah it's. not just regular booger baby what is it. it's Bobby Lee booger Bobby Lee boogers. next level are you looking for Next. Level boogers Bobby Lee boogers all. right and it's a gift so you're welcome. you're welcome Jules you know what I.

agree with I agree with Bob how about. that uh we've got some friends some. International Friends that we haven't. talked to in a long. time bad friends around the world hey. there's our. boys my little love toys huh my. sweet boys my sweet boys I'm going to. call you guys white. cheeks white cheeks white. cheeks here we go with white cheeks hey. guys hey the white cheek brother hey the. white she kids what's up we miss you.

where you guys from again or forget uh. Amsterdam that's right I remember what. time is it there um 1:22 right now I. think yeah in the morning yeah yeah are. you guys still are you guys in. quarantine or or is the Netherlands uh I. think they're done little bit it's kind. of quarantine but it's like we can do a. lot of things but we have to uh keep. like one and a half meters that's like. that's that's no 6 feet would be 2. meters oh really a meter is 3et why they.

why do they get extra inches no they. don't have extra inches we we have less. B they have less they have less than I. mean less inches we're greater than them. we're better than them we have better we. we better than them and you know we get. more so wait a minute so so Amsterdam. the Netherlands is is uh you guys are. almost all done right um yeah I think so. is everything open um uh yeah. everything's open yeah like uh you guys. are not sitting a meter and a half apart. from each other you're right next to.

each other so why don't you turn and. give each other a kiss to prove us that. the Netherlands are done if Co is really. done why don't you give each other a. kiss yeah go ahead on the lips on the. lips there you go on the lips do it do. it or we don't believe it we don't. believe you we we oh okay okay okay we. give him a kiss on the cheek so I can. prove that is over on the is co over. yeah over over there they solved it they. solved it you guys solved the problem do. you guys have a mask mandate I mean do. you guys walk around in public with.

masks on um yeah but nobody like in. shops you don't have to so Nobody Does. it in the shops but uh in public uh. Transit you have to uh you have to wear. right but but you but okay so but when. you go like how about do you guys go to. a gym is there a you guys don't they. don't do you guys go to a gym yeah um. when you go do you have to wear a mask. um no I don't think so no just need to. make an appointment and uh no no mask no. mask did you guys get.

tested um no I didn't no yet did anybody. you know get it yeah my dad got it oh is. he okay yeah he is okay it was like uh. pretty false uh uh he didn't have it. again uh he didn't have it anymore was. he did he get really sick or no um like. one or two days he he was really sick. and after that it was like better like. after did he do anything weird while he. was sick did he act differently no no. nothing it was just like sick and he had.

a fever and but he was was were you. worried yeah of course oh yeah yeah but. he's like it's I didn't think it was. like that bad he because it was only two. days two days that's not fa he's like he. would walk around with your boner and we. thought that was the co. but that's just my dad weird guys just. is that a good accent does that sound. good it was dead on my dad would walk. with a boner and he would and we thought.

Co was the boner reason but he was just. a dead guy goofy guy my dad yeah is that. a good accent I'm let's hear Bobby's uh. I cannot even try tell me what to say. tell him a phrase to say and then he'll. say it back to you I'm going to the. supermarket or in Dutch going I'm going. to the supermarket what do you that's. like a robot I'm going to the. supermarket it's like a Jim car Robot do. do you guys think we sound like robots. yeah I think impr sound like a Rob.

robot we say do we say a phrase in Dutch. and then you reply okay so we say um I'm. going to the supermarket. okay the. supermarket. supermar Supermarket no you said. Supermarket. normal Supermarket now give us a more. advanced phrase give me a more advanced. phrase like. um uh um why are you leaving Mom.

Dad Mama po mama. [Music]. po okay yeah make a song out of it yeah. do you guys have. girlfriends um no not yet not yet oh. good good stay that way be free how are. they I forget how old they were there 17. and 16 right no 17 and.

18 they're Brothers no they're not. Brothers they're best friends they're. you and me Best Friends the one on the. left is the Asian guy and the one on the. right looks like. me this is you and I in a mirror who's. by the way is that a Harvard shirt are. you wearing a Harvard shirt yeah I'm. wearing a Harvard shirt are you did you. get into. Harvard no no I wish I no but you're. probably smart enough you you seem like. really smart boys you guys could get. into a good school like that don't you. think um yeah it's I no I don't think.

Harvard because it cost cost a lot money. yeah it's expensive going to univers. next year we would we ever find you guys. in La would you ever come to Los Angeles. yeah sure yeah I I've been to Los. Angeles once so really how much fun. would it be for us to fly these guys out. have lunch with these guys when the P's. over we should get you guys over let's. have a lunch with these two we would. really that would be awesome but here's. the deal we're going to fly you here but. you have stop five or six times so we're. going to fly you you'll stop once in.

Iceland then once. in New York we'll do it we'll do it then. you're going to go on a donkey for about. 50 miles 50 miles on a donkey in Mexico. and then we're going to fly you to. Wisconsin where you got a shovel snow in. the winter then we'll get you here. eventually let me ask you guys another. question um what other podcast do you. listen to um I I like like all. the right now a lot of two bears one. cave don't know who that is who's what. that I don't know never one that's the. one with uh no no no they haven't.

mentioned any that I've heard of any. other ones that you like um I like Tiger. Tiger. belly. Ginger those only two that's it how do. you feel about jewels yeah do you guys. like Rudy you like. Rudy um comedy no no just as a person. yeah a person yeah of course yeah they. both love rude yeah and you guys are the. same age no we are um I tried it last. time but it didn't work so it didn't.

work what she didn't like him she didn't. like him yeah Noe no she he said he was. he said they they flirted a little bit. and it didn't. work but here here's the thing right uh. because I think when uh Rudy joined the. show uh it made the show better it yes. it did friend bad friends became way. friends became better with Rudy is that. so nice nice Rudy rude look at her the. boys can't see you cuz they're facing. this way but is that so nice that nice.

yeah yeah say something to say thank you. to the boys thank. you that was such a parent that was like. go thank them right now she's a sweet. girl we love her but also also Andreas. Andre yeah love and we love so what does. that mean you hate George is that what. it. is well he's your least favorite he's. your least. fav well I've never heard him on the. podast doing something well no we yeah.

we try to put him in the corner yeah we. try to put him in the corner so you love. Andre we're going to what would you how. about this Bobby and I go back and forth. over what segment Andre should do what. do you what would you like to see Andre. do what would be your favorite thing to. watch him do other than read the news or. or jokes what what do you what would you. like to see him. do maybe a sketch some kind of sketch. write sketch for him okay that's really. funny we're gonna make Andreas do a. sketch that we write we should be in the. sketch as well though though I just. think it'd be what we got to push Rudy. to have some lines as well that's true.

so if we did a sketch like uh you guys. em emailed me a sketch that you want me. to read I know I have it right here you. guys told me oh you guys wrote A Sketch. they did they emailed it to me it's. right here in front of me oh it says. we'd like to see Andre do. [Music]. blackface that's that's what you guys. said so I guess and we. want we want to oblige yeah um so Andre. who can hear us right now he's listening. he's going to have to do a sketch in. blackface and that's that's what the.

fans want don't you think that's what. our fans and our friends want yes so we. want we'll have him do that we'll have. him do that uh what's been going on for. the rest of the summer you guys do you. have any plans or or or has Co just made. it so you can't really do much um I've. like I've enjoyed myself but it's it it. kind of sucks it kind of sucks you can't. travel anywhere listen we're all. affected by this guys we're all uh. really bummed about this a bizarre world. we live in right now it stinks and um we. just have to take up day by day and and.

you know what nothing is forever and. it's going to change and we will get. back to our normal Liv we'll be back to. square one we will be you guys want to. ask anything before we let you Jet Set. you guys want to say anything just to. say or ask you want to promote yeah um. uh we we we had a question yeah um you. you oh yeah yeah um so there was this. episode on tigerbelly where you guys. talked about a uh special podcast. episode that you do uh recorded with. each other and it never got released.

right remember we still have that so do. do you guys have anything uh anything of. context about it you can tell us well. okay anything about list all right I'm. gonna just say this if we release this. that podcast yeah him and our careers. would be over over we say we would be. canceled forever it's far worse than. anything that you've ever heard yeah and. um a lot of bad stuff because we were we.

were jumping on each other and we were. angry at each other like we always are. but then we said let's just do want. let's just keep going but we're never. going to no one's ever going to hear it. let's just say whatever we want to say. and we did so we say um things that um. are so evil and so bad they're very bad. very bad you'll never hear it you'll. never hear it one day how about this one. day one day when I die one day when. Bobby's dying and I'm laying dying next. to him we release it we'll release it. but we'll we'll sell it for charity.

money and all the money will go to our. favorite charity and it'll release right. as we're dead so that it'll take care of. it by that time it won't be that big of. a deal the world will change have. changed so much listen boys I'll never. forget you again and U please visit us. again I love you guys so much okay thank. you guys for staying up to be on the. show The cheeks we love the white cheek. ladies and gentlemen the white. cheeks yeah bye. guys they are the best we love those. these these boys are very European.

they're they're they're cute. boys they're cute boys you don't like. them I like. anime she likes anime she needs therapy. I like anime she yeah she needs therapy. wow you really do you don't like real. people only Harry Styles yeah I get that. he's cute he's a cutie PTI yeah I really. like him it's funny because you know you. know I'm on that game show and Ben. Winston yeah Ben's Ben's a good looking. guy but Ben also discovered Harry Styles. did he yeah because he used to um be the.

producer of. xfactor what what is it like American. Idol that's the same thing xfactor was. before American Idol it right and it and. One Direction was discovered on xfactor. so it was an so Harry Styles auditioned. I didn't know that yeah he was on the. show X and and um Simon Cowell brought. One Direction together right yeah right. he he like produced them or whatever so. he no he produced X Factor with Ben. Winston uhhuh and then discovered so Ben. Winston and Harry Styers are almost best.

friends so can we hang out well you know. if they do another second season I think. I'll have be comfortable enough if if. even know if the when when the when the. pandemic is over I think that there will. be a chance where I can call somebody. and go can we get backstage passes or. something so that um meet and greet yeah. so that Jules can meet him how nice is. that how nice is that what do you have. to say what if he's rude though would. you be will disappoint you here here I'm. Harry Styles and and you just you guys. just came backstage ready yeah um hey.

hey what's up D hello hello big fan big. fan oh yeah thanks sure yeah no doubt. this is um my uh niece Jules she's a. really big fan hey what's up. Jules um what's up hi I really like you. and um can I get a hug uh. security Blu Blu brings you the first. chewable with the same FDA approved.

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let me give me a second he's from New. Zealand yep where are you. from I'm from. Sweden pretty close so close New Zealand. Sweden what's the difference between. though new Ze Sweden is you have Ireland. yeah New Zealand not even right yeah no. Sweden's right there so Ireland yeah New. Zealand underneath the Earth yeah Sweden. right over here oh it's not yeah not. even close oh my bad that's almost.

yeah that's bad that's very far that was. probably the worst guess I could have. that's fine it's fine what's up bud. what's up dude well I'm good I'm good. can't complain how about you guys we're. good you look Jack more Jack than normal. last time we commented how Jack this. dude was have you been working out. more uh not really actually I've been. sing around but thank you wait did you. say sleazing. around yeah yeah he's a little. machine is he look at that machine.

Flex both of your arms real quick so we. can see where you're at your arms Flex. them yep yeah yeah there he is there he. is let me who he did the turn to. the sky yeah because he's he knows do. the hair thing do the hair thing the do. the hair thing do the hair thing there. you go yeah yeah. baby hey so um it's Sweden are you guys. in quarantine still or I don't know. what's going on over. there well I'm not in Sweden right now. because I'm in Japan I live in Japan. yeah so I'm not that's right yeah which.

is closer to to Australia and New. Zealand New Zealand there you go so you. very good very so in in um Japan they're. very stringent right in terms of the. rules no I think Japan is pretty LAX. compared to other countries oh really. yeah are you wearing a mask. outside yeah yeah I do I do cuz it's. like. everyone does it so if you don't have a. mask people will look at you like hey.

you're trying to kill people and I'm not. trying to kill people so I just have a. mask look his his room too looks. very Japanese with the yeah it does look. very Japanese can we see around it's. like thege oh wow that place is. cool yeah I have nightmares about. this place have you seen the there's a. little white faed boy up up. there you know what I mean going yeah. wait exactly see can we see out the. window is there a window right there. yeah yeah not much to.

see what time is it. there in the morning oh look at that. view what a beautiful view nice look at. the Garden and the temple you can see. the temple from your view yeah yeah hey. now that the window's open yell out. there yell out everybody watch bad. friends just give us some everybody. watch. [Applause]. bad Oscar how do are you are you do you. have any fluency level of of Japanese or. no do you not speak it at all yeah I.

speak I can uh I can survive for sure. you can oh wow let me ask you something. you're there as an is he an animator is. that why he's artist he's he's anime he. is Anime are you an artist out there. what do you do for work out there again. well I am anime but also I I teach. English and I go to a Japanese language. school oh but his but his ultimate goal. remember you remember his ultimate goal. yeah is to do anime is to be an anime. animator animator animator and um do you.

are you attracted to Asian. women I love Asian women I love all. women but Asian women are pretty legit. wow what a good phrase the very good. they're pretty legit they're pretty. legit you should just be a. superhero you're you have all of the. markings of a superhero you have great. phrasing you're accents good you got a. ni look at that jawline you. could cut wood with that thing yeah I. don't know why you don't get into have. you ever tried to be an actor you could. be the next uh action hero star.

yeah uh sure can I try something with. you give me a scene absolutely yeah. let's do it yeah help me help me I'm. never going to let this broad go what. are you going to do about it tough. guy is she Asian yeah you could see. she's Asian look at her. face stop don't break the scene oh I. I'll kill her right now back off kill me. with a gun back up get me the money or. I'll kill the girl yeah I will save you.

I will help you very. much where are you going I'm out of here. that guy scares. me you did it he did it really good. movie man that was really really good. really good action scene we could get. you in something I I feel like we could. get him in something oh so if we write. our sketch we should include we got. include Oscar in it right well we we we. we are going to do a movie one day and. and I and we will have you in the movie. maybe yeah yeah oh thank you very much I.

will absolutely youd be a villain though. for sure yeah 100 yeah yeah because we. said that before he looked like vgo. Morton uh look at that forehead vgo yeah. V you have a beautiful forehead yeah you. do it's big thank you Bobby thank you uh. Oscar what's been going on on your. schedule tell us what the life is like. right now in Japan in the summer of. Co well uh not much has been going on in. my life I'm studying I'm doing my work. work just trying to uh do the best I can. every single day uh bars are still open.

but not as Lively as they used to be so. sad do you get. depressed oh yeah I've been depressed. all my life oh seem like you you you I I. have a bond with you because I too um. have been depressed all my life what are. you depressed about do you think well I. think the lack of color in that room is. a dead giveaway yeah we should throw. something up on those walls Oscar can we. get you some can we send you something. to throw up on that wall if me and Bobby. send a picture of us will you put it on.

your. wall I will I will very much appreciate. it we're taking we're taking hey we're. taking a photo and we're going to give. it to him of us and we'll sign it say. think thinking about you Oscar okay we. don't want anything to happen to you we. love you so much we love you we got to. get you some we we want you to smile. because you got you you're you're uh. you're a great dude we love you see that. smile there it is that's what that's. what I was hoping for no oi Oscar my. buddy um what are some things that you. think we can improve on in our.

podcast yeah tell us improve on. um f that's a good question I think. you're doing it very well thank you you. have like you have this Dynamic like. Bobby is of course Bobby and Andrew you. don't you don't fall into Bobby's games. you have your own opinions and you play. with each other and you sometimes you go. very hard at each other with your own. opinions and it just keeps keeps going.

but that's enjoyment for me so I like it. I love it Oscar you know my honest truth. I was I woke up the other day and I was. like do I love or hate. Andrew I there really is that no. honestly there really is that question. sometimes I. hate you right yeah but I think. at the end of the day if you died it. would really devastate me so that's how. I know I love you thanks. oh that's a good point.

I I. don't I don't have any more love in my. heart to give to you than I already have. done so at this point I. am I'm I feel like I'm your. stepdad I love you and I know I love you. but it's hard for me to show it because. I want to kill you most of the. time that's how I feel about you okay. thank you then we're good that's how I. feel about him m and and Oscar you're. the glue that binds us I know the movie.

the movie is you and I yeah are gay. couple of course right and we adopted. him you I mean from Sweden but he was. like 17 and we live in Japan we live in. Japan and just as two you know what I. mean stubborn gay lovers we three guys. and and and our son and our son yeah and. our beautiful son Oscar our son Oscar. and we're in Japan and you are of course. uh an an engineer of some kind. ventriloquist an Avent triloquist and I.

am a um a street vendor I sell food in. Japan what's your favorite street vendor. food in Japan street vendor foods like. what do you get huh so I like seafood. they have very nice fresh seafood in in. the markets I'm a sea I'm a market I do. I work in the fish market or or maybe. you have a low grade Sushi stand right. it's the old fish it's old fish I have. all the old it's called Old fish. yeah yeah old fish my Market's called. old fish yeah it's all the you what you.

do is you get your fish from all the. other sushi restaurants that are that. they throw their fish out yeah that the. guy when when the guys like when uh uh. hero is like no good and I'm like it's. good for me I just take it with me and I. go oh do do you ever see that doc do we. ever talk about that that documentary. dreams of sush have you ever seen that. documentary EO Dreams of. Sushi no I haven't seen that i' heard. about it you should go visit him you. should go uh they're in the bottom of. one of train stations I forget which one. yeah it took it it you need a four Monon.

reservation to get there yeah but look. at how cool he is Oscar you know who. went there Andrew Schultz yeah I know I. know he told me that he hated it yeah he. said it wasn't that good but it should. no nothing is going to live up to the. hype you know what what did you do in. Japan when you first got there that you. thought was going to be um great but it. turned out to be not worth the hype did. you do anything like that when you moved. there what if it Go the. rice rice is good rice is good uh. everything's been good in Japan so far. yeah yeah I mean you know people when. they talk about when uh AI get sentient.

like what happens like ultimate. intelligence get. emotions. yeah yeah Japan Jaan it'll be Japan yeah. Japan's the best yeah yeah I think when. the singularity happens and machine has. Consciousness yeah I think Japan will be. the. first U country that'll be taken over by. machine but but see taking over sounds. negative I bet you they'll be immersed. with Machinery working as one there's.

going to be a war in our we will have a. war I think in America we'll have a. machine War I think over there in Japan. they'll have figured it out y the. machines will all be connected it'll be. man versus machine there's no division. they're not they're not like we're. Japanese robots we're cool yeah there. are they Japanese. robots what I'm just saying is is that. they're all connected they're G all be. connected through the internet they're. all going to think the same that's not. true and you go to Japan does a dog. speak English or. Japanese oh yeah Japanese Japanese dog.

right that's right Japanese dog yeah the. they D but bark different. yeah right they do but bark different. yeah and the cats. go yeah you're right Oscar we love you. to death uh and I want you to keep being. happy and smiling because uh we like you. more like this if you ever get bummed. out. you let us know yeah do not harm. yourself ever and do you have a. girlfriend now or.

no no not right now I'm just I'm dating. a girl. though can you tell us can you tell us. anything or what yeah everything uh. she's Filipina you know Bobby uh the. wink does she live in Japan very she's. from she lives in Japan but she's from. the Philippines originally right right. on uh she's very great and she's very. nice she's very great he said what does. she do what does she do.

Oscar uh she's also a teacher okay you. met at. work oh yeah awesome and and what what. you guys are doing for fun are you guys. going on dates to can you go out on. dates uh is is restaurants all open. there or no yeah we have a lot of places. open rest we go to restaurants drink. coffee mostly we just like talk and you. know what's incredible to me is that my. our friend here lives in Japan he's from. Sweden and he still for some reason. listens to bad friends what do you mean.

he he had I know but it's just it's just. such a weird idea to me you mean it's. just like uh hard to think it's real. yeah I mean it's it feels good to me. that he likes us yeah but it's just. almost unfathomable in my mind I can. tell you start fathoming it because. Oscar is our lifelong friend that's. really nice makes me feel warm-hearted. thank you yeah me absolutely me too and. I appreciate you guys and Bobby I've. been listening to you since. like Opie and Anthony oh wow back wow.

long time ago long time and and all. you've been doing like all your all the. success you have right now it like it. makes me generally feel very good and. I'm so happy for. you isn't that nice it really feels like. a like a friend we my friend you're my. friend time before you're my friend too. thank you it is kind of cool to see him. do Ascend in his career and you know. what the most remarkable thing is. honestly more than anything and I mean. this he deserves almost none of it and. it is it is it is cool to watch he's.

crying he's crying ask do you see he's. crying all right sign off and Say. Goodbye Oscar do you want to say. anything else you hey enough do you. want to say anything else or do you want. to ask a question ask you have anything. else before we sign off I get emotional. you lie no I'm too nervous to think. of anything I love you buddy oh we love. you Oscar you're the best buddy look at. Bobby showing his boobs for you show. your boobs there for OS there you go bye. buddy by buddy I. [Applause]. love bye bye buddy he's great he's great.

I really did get emotional that was not. a lie you and you had to. me down F you faked it that so you might. have got emotional after the fact but. you faked it at the beginning look at. that you faked it at the beginning you. faked it at the beginning she knows did. he fake it at the. beginning I don't know see those are. look I know but you can do that at any. point in time because you're holding in. so many emotions you can make yourself. cry over anything. I I think I want the Swedish guy to date. R. Rudy the Swedish guy he's like our age.

oh he is yes no he's he in early 20s. Maybe I'm Wrong maybe he's not but he's. in his early 20s I thought you said you. he was cute yeah but I didn't say you a. d yeah all right all right he looks he. looks he looks more mat for sure how old. does he look to you 25 I would say 28. 35 all right no but let's hey let's make. it happen why don't you it's funny.

because you know I I I I feel like I'm. um Rudy's Dad American Dad I'm sure no. there is a feeling of that no I I don't. disagree yeah and I I for some reason. want her I don't want her to like go to. school and come back and go um I have a. I have a new boyfriend and it's some. dirt bag yeah but I want to be. able to you know what I mean I want to. be able to go yeah or no first of all. she's out in a year she's going to go to. school somewhere and she's not going to. bring home a boyfriend to you she's.

never going to tell you are you are you. going to tell him um if it's like. serious. yeah family you think she's going to get. serious with a boy soon no she's focused. on school and life and things she cares. about anime and hairy style ding dong. the G country is. gone let's go woo ding the country's. gone. da da we're lock down can't go out can't. go out to eat with friends because.

people won't wear masks so we have to. stay at home ding dong country's gone. rip your cheeks off with my. fingers rip my cheeks off yeah rip my. cheeks off with your dirty little. fingernails I wish you would wash them. more than you could rip my cheeks yeah I. like you really really do irritate me. though you irritate me you get me so. angry and rageful and um it's like I've. known you hold on is that music oh are. you cleaning a.

knife yeah what is that for um I just. bought it brought. it what what I just brought it at home. you brought that knife yeah here I asked. Kila if like I can play with it and like. maybe DEC decorate it here and she said. yeah wait wait whose knife is that I've. never seen that knife before my life no. I bought it at home and then I brought. it here you bought it in the mail and.

you brought it here yeah on Amazon holy. you brought. that and and what is that knife for um I. thought that I could play with it but. then I. um um I thought also that I could like. decorate my table oh you want to. decorate your table with a St on. hunting knife that's your station you're. allowed to do whatever you want to your. station yeah this is really weird. because I did not see dude I heard a.

sing sing and I'm thinking it's music no. no I'm serious I heard sing sing and I'm. thinking oh something someone's got. music on in their headphones no but. she's cleaning the knife yeah it's kind. of rusty did you know this was you. brought this you saw her bring this in. um I swear to God on my mother's life. that I did not see her bring that into. the car no I did you remember when we um. got out I grab my hand at the back is. there a sleeve that it goes in is there. like a Leather Pouch yeah yeah I think.

you cleaned it enough stick it back in. the pouch can I see it yeah. yeah holy. this has the dried blood of. soldiers on it look at that that's the. dried blood of of men yeah where did you. buy this rude Amazon yeah but like from. a from just like a guy um yeah do was it. is it handmade I don't I don't know but. it was like $25 do you want to cut. something that's all it was is $25 yeah. that's fine let me see do you want to.

cut should I cut this as hard as I can. no why let me hold on to it God I don't. trust you with it so much give me the. knife say please please. no jag off you're a jack giving you a. weapon I'm giving you a weapon. really I don't have Amazon I can't get a. knife as well then get a knife and bring. one yourself I will I'm want to bring. other things as well okay give me the. knife put your hand out real fast let. let let me do the knife game you know. the knife game all right do it see what. happens okay go. ahead put it more in the middle I can't.

really all right. ready oh man this is so. let me can I do yours now no. because you'll stab me on purpose as a. bit no you're going to do it as a bit. I'm not going why would I stab you as a. bit I going to do it because you would. do it and then you'd go oh my God I was. just kidding no yes you were what you. have no trust with me uhhuh yeah put. your hand down or I'm leaving. that's not fair if you stab my. hand yeah if you I'm dead serious yeah.

I'm going to beat the out. of you I I you don't think that that's. going to be a yeah be a man dude. slow you g sucker oh no no go. faster oh this. so scary that you have that I. thought I don't know get close to m Rudy. get close you thought what I thought. that I could decorate I know but yeah.

but you get candles and you know and and. photographs that's what people use in. America yeah but then everyone's like. saying that I'm Rudy with a knife you. are Rudy with a KN because you had a one. dream but that doesn't make you who you. are cuz you had a dream but it's also. nice she does like knives she does like. knives oh my God she's a spooky girl. wait a minute can I just say something. at 5 in the morning I'll just go out to. get a water yeah and she's just kind of. with her hair over her face wandering.

around the house do you do that to freak. him out or just no I usually just do. that you just walk around yeah and I. don't Rudy leave the knife out if you do. you want it on the wall yeah okay we'll. do it after the show I'll put so she. wander around the. house she wanders around the house at 5: in the morning and just and you go hey J. J Juliana and nothing you don't why. don't you respond. rude um sometimes I don't hear him do. you not want to hear him or do you.

genuinely not hear him no I don't I. don't hear him and that's why he gets. mad that I don't say good morning to to. Bobby yeah you get mad because maybe she. doesn't hear you no there's something. going on she's probably spaced out she. has those like I'm about to snap eyes. yeah you know like when she tells me. when she tells me and she she has to. learn how to do this better but take out. the trash. we asked last time and you said it. really nice no but she does it like this.

Tito Bobby take out the trash take out. the trash as if if I don't there are. consequences and I don't know what those. are witch Filipino witchcraft they do. that they have that yeah and she likes. to eat Old food like leftovers leftovers. no but real old like it's been in there. for a while like four week five week old. sandwiches and you don't. get sick from that just one week not. four weeks one week is not that there's. been something that's been for weeks and. weeks Rudy have you bought more than one.

knife on the internet so far yeah I have. three more in the house do you know that. do you seriously not know that she has. three knives at the house I don't no are. they that size um um there's one that's. bigger and then there's another one. that's like just. small we you created a monster dude the. Rudy with the knife thing took off and. now she's got. knives this is how it starts you know. this is how those shows start she'll go. like this too Uncle Tito Tito Bobby look.

and she'll look and it'll be like. someone will draw a photo of her with a. knife but she'll look like almost as if. this is who I am I mean do you love. knives the Bobby look this is who I am. she does like knives but what do you. love about the knife what do you love. about the ordering these knives that. makes you feel good is it protection no. I like the style but then it's also. because of anime anime always they have. a lot of knives and swords you know. honestly this anime thing cuz this is a.

god honest truth every time I walk by. her room and she leaves it cracked open. she wants you to know and she just has. her big jungle feet she has big feet by. the way I know and she'll just be there. and she's be watching anime 24 hours a. day just like just watching and every. once in a while I'll look through and. she'll look at me like this. and she'll go back to the anime she is. there's something wrong yeah but I think. it's a good thing she's she's finding a.

new hobby she not drugs yeah not on. drugs she doesn't run around with loser. dudes she doesn't hang out with loser. dudes but she is going to get her. license right. yeah are you yeah we're going to get her. driver's license can we film her getting. her driver's test oh yeah that'd be. great will you do that can we film you. driving is that um possible yeah we can. put a GoPro on the car we have. the equip cameras yeah we can do all. that stuff are you down yeah let's do. juwes takes us for a drive yeah will you. get in the car with can you and I get in. the car with her or no never why do you.

have you driven before ever um in the. Philippines never once here in the. United States no why don't you drive. home you want to drive home no please. yeah please drive home please pleas it's. so easy it's so easy put your foot on. the gas and let it go go go and as soon. as something gets in the way hit it you. going to drive home you're going to. drive home no uh let her drive seriously. will you do it I IA was going to get mad. she won't even know yeah Auntie Kila is. the ruler of the. House rer of the house maker of the why.

that why can't what if you didn't tell. her but what if we get into an accident. then true then well but then but then we. switch seats we switch seats right and. the C I'm the one that ran over the. family the entire family there was seven. people that you ran. over yeah yeah all right well Rudy. really Rudy we're going to talk about. the knife thinger KN off CA honestly I'm. freaked out that I wasn't able to notice. that she brought the knife into. the car I'm beginning to think.

the knife was already here no no it was. not here I was I was here earlier and. there was nothing on the floor you. brought that look at me right. now okay look at me right now yes no yes. what Tito Bobby okay Tito. Bobby you promised me that you brought. that knife into my Prius and brought it. here to the studio yes and if I find out. that you're lying I'm going to put a. booger in your mouth okay okay all right.

okay I'm a man of my word he is okay all. right come here for this here's what I. want you to do take your headphones off. and walk back here with your knife and. get between us and let's sign off. together. okay because last time she didn't sign. off yeah and I saw the video it was only. me yeah because we caught you not. signing off so I want to see it with us. right here because part of the or we'll. cut to just you we're a team yes you. either come with us or or you're or or.

yeah see there we go yeah go in your go. near uh Tito with that knife holy. dude she is gonna. kill you guys she does 100% okay so. there we go now look right in the center. camera 1 2 3 thank you for being a bad. friend I didn't hear you I didn't hear. her either I did do it on your own on. your own do it on your own ready one two. three thank you for being a bad friend. go ahead back knife is so legit you're. careless with your eyebrows you don't.

trim them you let them go co crazy what. what do is he organizing his show. anything on this day in. history you just won with me oh he's. just chopping into your video game I'm. I'm leaving stop Andreas here's Bobby. Bobby tell him Bobby you tell him to go. himself you son of a. all right that was a I swear to. God dude all right I put you on. the podcast map you're dead Andreas. Andreas log off you guys log off no.

don't log off yeah yeah I like your. shirt wo. [Music].