The Sneaky Nakamara | Ep 311 | Bad Friends

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>> A white dude and an Asian dude. >> You two are disgusting. >> Well, you two or something. >> We're bad friends. >> I realized that um Andreas doesn't like. quiet moments with me. >> Why Why do you not like to be quiet with. him and just hang out? >> I knew he was driving up to the parking. lot, so I went out there to greet him. like like I always do every episode. Um. >> I like to give him a light light hug and. ask him what his days are like. complimented my car. >> I said it was a beautiful car. >> Mhm.

>> What else did I say? >> And then you you got really close. >> No. Do I I I said, "Where do you where. do you live on a Do you also live on a. [snorts] junkyard?" [laughter]. >> But as a joke, I said that. >> Uhhuh. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It's not funny cuz it's real. >> I [laughter] know. That's That's what I. >> He does live in a junkyard. >> Yeah, that's what I real What did I tell. you? >> You go You said um I don't remember. [laughter] But then I but then I don't. remember that part. >> I plead the fifth on [laughter] that.

>> Yeah. >> You're a little junkyard dog. >> You're a junkyard dog. >> Your little Spanish junkyard dog. >> Then you I could see you're racing to. the door, >> right? And I was like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. You mean what. about our moment?" He goes, "I don't. like moments with you.". >> Why don't you like moments with Bobby? What's the problem? >> Yeah. >> He gets uncomfortably close. >> Yeah. >> That's a hard word for you to say. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Uncomfortable. Like you saw his brain. pause. Oh no. >> Don't mess this up. Andre, >> I was going in for a hug though.

>> Yeah. >> I realized you don't like hugs, >> right? >> You don't You're not a touchy feely. person. >> Not from you. >> Okay. Well, now through Andrew. I've. never seen you hug Andrew either. >> Andrew is more like normal, you know? Like I Yeah. >> Yeah. Cuz he doesn't He's not You're not. a hugger. >> But if he gives me a hug, he doesn't, you know, grab my butt. >> I'm trying to get all of you, dude. [laughter]. >> I want to hug your butt, dude. Why can't I hug your butt guy? >> I'm I'm not a hug. We're not huggy. people though. But well, like I don't. come from huggy folk.

>> Yeah, we're not. >> We don't hug. >> We do sometime if it matters. >> We do a side hug, though. >> Like if you when your dad dies, we hug. we hug. >> That's the only time you hug. >> When your dad died, I hugged you. >> Yeah. Yeah. I don't do when your dad. died. >> Yeah. You insult me first. And. [laughter]. >> I did not. I DID NOT. WHAT? WHAT? >> SEE, this insults are verbal hugs, >> right? Right. >> You look stupid today. >> Big hug. >> I'm so love here. >> Yeah. Big hug. >> Feel so much. >> So you're back on your Dual shirts, huh? >> I've never been out of them.

>> You have been a little bit. >> You know who also wears those shirts? Prince Andrew. >> Oh, [laughter]. he does. >> He does. >> He loves that. >> It's a little weird. >> What does this mean? Who did this? Mone. >> Yeah. >> Glad friends. Is that [snorts] cuz we. had dinner with your friend? >> Oh, yeah. >> Well, wait. You had you had you had. dinner with Andrew with your friend. >> Mhm. >> Was I Did I get a call? >> No, cuz we just did a Whiskey Ginger. episode like an hour ago. >> We just did a pod and then I took them.

out for a little meal. >> Okay, that's fair. >> Yeah, >> that's fair cuz I have a lot of meals. after Tiger Belly and you're not invited. to those. >> Yeah, exactly. >> Right. So, that's fair. >> That's fair. [laughter]. >> It's nice. It was a nice little outing. for a second with them. But, you know, >> who who's them? I want to Can you. describe. >> him and his good buddy? my good buddy. from. >> his friend's from in from out of town. and his friend comes in from out of town. and he sleeps on his couch. Can you. imagine? I can't imagine. >> On his couch. >> Yeah. >> You sleep on your couch. He sleep on the. other couch. [laughter]. >> You guys sleep on the same couch. >> It's an apartment filled with couches.

Couch to one side. >> I see. Yeah. >> Well, he's uh Mone's got an entire. >> I don't know an entire Salvation Ar. Salvation Army in his back seat. >> I'm not kidding. >> What do you mean? >> Overflowing with clothes. Overflowing. He keeps his whole closet in his car. I. don't know if he's on the run. [snorts]. >> What are you doing? >> Well, my mom was just in town and we. went through a lot of my clothes that I. gonna donate and get get rid of, but now. they're just in garbage bags. >> We know your mom was in town. We went. and had a burger with your mom. >> That was a sneaky little visit, huh?

>> Can I tell people when it went on? >> Go ahead. >> You and I after the pod, we amongst. ourselves went, you know what I mean? >> Let's go get a burger. >> Let's go get a burger. >> Yeah. >> Was between you and I. >> That's what it felt like. >> Be honest. Was that between you and I? >> That's what I thought. >> That's what I [laughter] thought as. well. >> A private moment. >> It's a private. >> You got in my car. >> Yep. >> We drove to the burger place, right? We're sitting there and all of a sudden. Mone and his beautiful dear mother. comes. >> Yeah. >> And pretended like, whoa, you guys are.

here, too. [laughter]. >> And we're like, "Yeah, you heard. us that we were coming here.". >> Here's Mone. I didn't know you guys were. going to be here. >> Yeah. Yeah. No, I think you said um I. thought you didn't know for sure. [laughter]. >> Yeah, but I was going to come here. anyway. opposite direction of where he. lives. >> Literally opposite. >> Really? Opposite? >> Yeah. 100%. >> Oh, 100% the opposite. >> And then what you did, what you did is. let's all sit together. [laughter]. >> I felt bad, >> right? >> Oh, yeah. >> So, we're sitting there, which changes, you know, what I wanted to talk about. >> 100%. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Because with you and I, we could.

spill the bean. >> Different story. >> Yeah. And then with your mom, I was. like, "Oh, well, how was um. >> how is the weather?". >> Yeah. Yeah. In [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> And you should have seen, dude, the way. she was flirting with Bobby was crazy. She was flirting with them all. She kept. eating fries. She'd put ketchup on it. and go, >> "Yeah.". >> And she goes, >> "You get the smallest fry, too, which is. offensive.". >> She goes, [laughter]. "You're the You're the crispy small one. that. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> She goes, "Little yellow fry.". >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you suck that. Yeah. >> Yeah. I didn't like that. >> But you know what? That's whatever. That's You're an attractive boy.

>> and I get it. People are going to flirt. with you. >> You know what? I would if your mom was. single. >> All right. [laughter]. >> All right. Stick around, man. >> Yeah, I'm kidding. M. >> You never know what the world holds for. us right now. I'm on my Olympics kick. harder than I've ever been. >> I haven't seen a single. >> I'm watching luj. I'm watching uh. >> What else you watching by guy? >> Curling. We watched curling last night. and then I watched it again. >> Yeah. >> Don't you like it? >> Yeah. >> The figure skating. Are we doing good? Who's doing the best in figure skating? >> We do. We got a sweet little boy. Malman.

or something. Let's see the medal. Let's. see the gold medal leader right now is. Norway. It would be Italy and US is in. third. But nor a Nordic country should. be in first. It's the Winter Olympics. We had this discussion at dinner. Why. isn't the summer and Winter Olympics. taking place at the same time? >> Yeah. >> Why are they not? >> Is Ghana on there? Let me see where. Ghana is. >> Ghana's gone. [laughter]. >> All right. >> I mean, >> that was supposed to be a joke. >> I got it. Yeah. [laughter]. >> No one got that. >> Well, how come the Jamaican bobsled team. isn't on there? Didn't they kind of make.

They made a pop about it. >> Yeah. >> It was a big deal for a short amount of. time. We said, "Why couldn't the winter. and the summer be at the same time? >> Why don't they do them at the same. time?". I look at Carlos is trying to figure out. the math here. >> Yeah. Why wouldn't that work? >> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. >> Let him try to figure it out. Why. wouldn't it work? They wouldn't be in. the same place, but it'd be happening at. the same time. >> Oh, I thought it was same place and then. the issue was pants versus shorts. packing. >> Oh, packing. So, that's the big deal is. packing. >> Really threw me, >> right? No, but.

>> you can do it at the same place. >> Well, yeah, kind of. There's certain. sports you couldn't do like um the long. distance running thing. What's it. called? >> Longdistance running. >> Well, yeah. No, [laughter]. >> I think it's. >> I think it's cut and dry. >> No, I don't think so. >> Long distance running. Yeah, it's called. long distance running. >> No, it's it's called marathon. >> Marathon. >> Yeah, marathon. Marathon. >> The ones that like the Africans are good. at. >> You know, >> those are the sprints. [laughter]. >> That's everything. Any running. You're. right. They're good at running. All the.

running. Yeah. >> Pretty good at jumping. Running. >> Yeah. the running and the jumping. Right. Right. >> Way. Yeah. >> You could do that indoors. >> Yeah. >> Right. >> Yeah. >> The long marathon. Probably not. >> No. They would just keep running around. that track. [laughter]. >> You'd run around the track. What's 26. times 4? >> 30,000 times. >> There it is. >> Yeah. It's a long day. >> But I just said you could do it. Yeah. 26 miles. We know 105 laps. You could do. it hemispherically cuz right now it's. winter in Australia.

>> I'm sorry. [clears throat] It's summer. in Australia. winter elsewhere, right? Winter here, summer there. You just. switch it. >> You just do a summer here, summer there, winter here. Just do it at the same. time. >> I I think it's a good idea. I think they. should do it simult that it would make. more of a buzz. >> The Olympics don't have the buzz anymore. that they used to have. >> The winter Olympics, what does better, winter or summer? Summer, right? Summer. Summer kills it. >> It's not even close. Well, cuz winter is. a lot of like skiing and then. >> Yeah. >> shooting at little targets and then. skiing it and then um a lot of luji.

>> Yeah. They're flying. >> I have a suggestion. >> Yeah. >> Do all three at the same time. >> Summer, winter. What's the other one? >> The one you put in hobbiton or. something. The special. >> special. [laughter]. >> So, winter some fantasy land. You know. what I mean? I don't know. >> Wait, >> what? >> No. Winter summer special. >> Yeah. Where do you put special? You know. what I mean? Somewhere in the middle. >> What? >> In Middle Earth. >> Like Middle Earth or You know what I. mean? Or or at the castle at the Hog. What's it? Hogwarts castle. >> Sure. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, we're big we're big Special. Olympics fans.

>> Great. You're huge. You're great. You're. great at that. >> I don't know how. So, what? We're down. on medals. We got some time left. I'm. hoping the USA really pops back. >> Cuz we're big USA fans over here. >> I like when a small country wins. something. >> Like uh Trinidad and Tobago we said. earlier. >> Yeah, >> that's our guy. That's our figure skate. guy. Zoom in on his face. >> That's our guy, dude. [snorts]. >> Dude, he is. Wow. >> Ilia. >> Xanadude. >> Malinin. >> What? >> Ilia. Melanin. >> They should have an alternative Olympics. like turning point Olympics. >> Oh, they do. Don't you think.

>> a turning point Americans only? >> Yeah. No, like different competition. like you know the meth you know the meth. you know. >> the methylene. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Who has the best backbend? [laughter]. >> Who can be on the most amount of. fentanyl touch their toes and wake up? >> Yeah. Stuff like that. Yeah. >> Pretty good. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. White trash Olympics. That's what. it would be. >> Yeah. >> I think we probably have that. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Oh, redneck Olympics is a Yeah. >> Running with a carburetor. Yeah, you got. [laughter] something like. >> you got to steal with a you steal a. carburetor and run with it.

>> How many fish can you carry? You're just. running that. >> What? >> You guys have that the hot dogs and the. >> hot dog eating competition, >> right? >> That's not a [clears throat]. >> What do you guys You're saying that. we're turning point? >> No, he's saying that we're dirty. Americans. >> We are dirty America. >> And you're an American, too, pal. >> Yeah. Yeah, dude. >> What do the Spanish compete in? What are. you guys good at? >> Soccer. >> No, not anymore. >> Not anymore. No pretty good at soccer. >> Don't give it. They're pretty good. >> Tennis. >> Yeah. >> Who won the last World Cup? >> Not Spain. >> Not Not.

>> It was Argentina. >> Yeah. >> When was the last time Spain won a World. Cup? >> 2012. >> What does that say? 2010. >> 10. >> Yeah. Been a long time, pal. And that, by the way, and that was uh what is. that? Spain's one of eight national. teams to have been crowned world champs. Participated 16 total. >> 2010 isn't a long time when you're. thinking about it. They do it every four. years. >> 16 years. So every So it's been how many. >> how many World Cups? >> Mhm. >> Um let's see. 2010. [laughter]. >> Four. >> Four. Good.

>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Nice. >> But you have also um a lot of great. countries that do what? You know, I. mean, think of Brazil, South America, >> Germany, >> England, Germany. I mean, there's so. many great It's That's good. 2010. >> I'm backing you up. >> It's not bad. I I don't like it. >> Yeah. I I can name you really just. ballers from Spain. Iniesta. You know. him? >> I do. You don't. >> Do you remember Pu? >> Yeah. Pu. Yeah. Yeah. He's very good. Yeah. >> Ladies and gentlemen, Pu. [laughter].

>> Yeah. Pu. >> Mhm. >> Some good ones. Yeah. >> The Spanish announce. >> Arsenal has some. >> Do they? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Ma Marino. >> Marino. That sounds Italian. >> Yeah. When he says it. Yeah. >> Yeah. Marino. >> Well, how do you spell it in Spanish? >> Marino. Yeah. >> Marino. >> We have Zubeni. >> Zuben. >> Is that Is that Spanish? >> Mhm. That's Basque. Basque. Bask. That's. the other. That's the nice side. >> Wow. Right. Fancy boy side. Wait. There. So, there's ghetto Spanish last name. [laughter].

>> Yeah. Give me a ghetto Spanish is to. I'll give you one. Yeah. Torres. >> Rosende. [laughter]. >> That's a ghetto Spanish last name. >> Rosende. Yeah. Yeah. Rosende. Yeah. Yeah. True. That's bottom class. Rosende. is bottom. >> Bottom class. Write that down. What does. Rosende mean in? What does it translate. to? >> Praising something you don't get around. here much. >> Yes. Let's hear how the computer says it. [laughter]. >> brother. It's in Danish. >> Yo, so is Garc Let me look at is Garcia.

a ghetto name or upper class? You think. >> Garcia? It's just so common. >> Torres. >> Torres. >> Upper lower common. >> Common. >> What about Iniesta? >> Very uh very gapper. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So really class, you can determine class. by last name. Look at he's saying yes. Garcia is that Torres, this dick is a. dick butt. >> Sorry. This dick is a dick butt. >> That it started listening to your. conversation. >> Oh, good. Get us plugged into AI. [laughter].

>> Yeah, >> dude. AI is just on fire right now. I. cannot driving me nuts. >> Of Tom Cruz and and. >> Oh, yeah. >> What's What happened? >> Oh, yeah. >> Did you say the Black Eyed Peas and Tom. Cruz? >> Brad Pit and Tom Cruz fighting. >> Is it Is it good? >> Well, you Instagram that me. >> Insane. I saw a clip of Seinfeld where. um George is kicking you means Jerry and. it looks pretty good. >> Oh, I saw that into a brick wall. Oh, that looked amazing. >> Yeah, it's a Chinese uh No, just. message.

>> Whoa. >> You killed Jeffrey Epstein, you animal. >> HE WAS A GOOD MAN. >> He knew too much about our Russia. operations. He had to die. And now you. die, too, >> dude. Dude, dude, it's getting scary, dude. >> I want to watch that movie. >> Yeah. Yeah, [laughter] I want to watch. that movie, too. >> And let me tell you something. >> What? >> Insane. >> Tom Cruz in this scenario kills Epstein. and Brad's mad. >> Interesting twist. >> Yeah. >> To have Brad be the bad guy.

>> Yeah. >> And and Tom be the ultimate hero once. again. >> Yeah. >> He killed Epstein. And we know that's. not true. He's he's living right now. >> Yeah. >> I saw Epstein today at Blue Bottle. Coffee. I saw him, >> dude. [laughter] Dude, I saw him at uh. Air1, dude. was there. >> He went to hi ho. I followed him from hi. ho to air one, dude. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And he just disappeared. >> Yeah. At Air1, I think he gets the Kylie. Jenner smoothie or whatever. [laughter]. >> He loves it, dude. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Which one is it? What Jenner is it? Is. it Kylie Smoothie? No, it's the other.

one. >> What's the other one? >> No, the other one's Kendall, but I think. it is the. >> Kylie Jenner Smoothie. >> Do they get a piece of that? >> Of course. >> I think she probably got a signing like. a deal with them. They probably gave her. a couple million just to use her name. Scott has one, too. >> Travis Scott has a smoothie. >> My god. >> There it is. There's her. There's her. smoothie. >> Peaches and cream. 23 bucks. >> Peaches and cream. >> Wow. >> You know what I mean? Peaches and cream. >> Wow. >> Now, who now she's with uh what's his. name? >> Timothy. >> Timothy Shalam. >> She's a Shalom now.

>> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> That guy, man. >> He's batting a thousand, huh? >> Oh, yeah. >> Movies, girls, right? He's dating roster. is amazing. Batting a thousand, this. kid. >> When does it end for him? It doesn't. >> No, he's forever. >> Isn't that great? >> It's great. Good. Well, it's not. >> Yeah. He's Leo. >> He's Leo. >> He's Leo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But the difference is we don't see him. in a baseball hat covering his face all. day. He's out in He's out. He's kind of. out in them streets. >> Yeah. >> He wants an Oscar. >> Oh. Once he gets one, you think he'll. cover up? >> Yeah. >> Hat down. >> Yeah. You think Leo keeps his hat on. when he's banging those models?

>> You think he keeps the hat on and the. mask on? The co mask and covers up. >> and headphones on while he's doing it. Who's that? >> Toby. >> Toby with his girlfriend at What is. this? Who is she? Is she famous? >> No. >> Mishka uh Silva, she's a model, obviously. >> Super Bowl. >> Oh, that was at the Super Bowl. >> Mhm. Just new girlfriend. >> He's Toby's still doing it, huh? >> He's killing it. >> Wow. >> Spider-Man, dude. >> Yeah. Spider-Man money, dude. Look at. that. >> Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Grabbing all the. hot models that he can.

>> You know, I'll be honest. Have you met. him before, Toby? >> No. >> Yeah. >> No, I don't know. >> He was a little standoffish when I met. him. >> WA. Did you try to hug him? >> No. I just I walked up. I tried to talk. to him and it. >> dude. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It's a great joke. You got to land your. syllabus. >> Yeah. >> Did you hug him? Did you hug him? >> Hug. >> Yeah. >> Can you say G's? >> Say good gracious. >> Good gracious. >> There. Hug. Did you hug? >> Did you try to hug him? [laughter].

>> But I think it was the way I was. approaching. I was trying to like talk. to him. I was like, "Hey dudes, um, Spider-Man good. [laughter]. Are you good? >> I get it. I. >> was that kind of a like I would my. >> I was doing what you were doing. [laughter]. >> I couldn't get my words out. You know. what I mean? Just good dude. You did. Spider-Man good. >> Yeah. >> Hey, man. [laughter]. >> Hey, >> I get it. >> Have you done that? >> And he tells his assistant, he's like, "What was up with that disabled Chinese. [laughter] boy?". >> Yeah. Yeah. I got nervous. >> I'll tell you who locked me up pretty.

good. You know when you think someone. might know who you are in our business? So you think if they see you. >> they'll go hey man you know or a. different acknowledge. >> make an assumption assumption. >> Well no no just that they think you. might not just be a fan that you're. someone who's like a somewhat of a peer. >> Yeah. >> I was going to a coffee shop. This is a. long time ago. So credit to him. He. probably didn't know who I was but I was. going to get a coffee. >> and uh Oscar Martinez Oscar from the. office. Yeah. He's getting out of his. car and he's going to the meter to pump. the meter by himself by the way. So I. wouldn't interrupt him if he was with. somebody, you know, whatever. And then.

I'm coming out of the coffee shop and I. go, "Hey man." And he goes, he turns, he. goes, "Hi." And I go, "You're great, man. Just a, you know, I love your. work." And he goes, "Okay." Like pissed. And I was like, "Oh, but then I thought. for a second he'd be like, are you a. comic?" Or or you know, >> that's what you make. You You took a. risk. >> It was my fault. >> Yeah. No, it wasn't your fault. >> Well, I I. >> THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. >> BUT HE could have at least gone, "Thanks, man." He was kind of like a All. right. Like, get the out of here. >> Yeah. >> And I And so I threw my coffee on him.

>> [laughter]. >> No, but I kind of locked me up. I was. like, "Oh, I thought. >> That's what you treat. I treat everybody. as if they're a producer.". >> Not. You don't do that to everybody. >> No. No. Like, no. A homeless guy BE. LIKE, "HEY, BUDDY. BACK TV." I go, "Man, good to see [laughter] you." Yeah. I. mean, BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW, DUDE. YOU. NEVER KNOW, DUDE. [laughter] Because one. time I saw Rick Rman at at the comedy. store and people were like, "There's a. homeless guy in the You know what I. mean?" Well, >> this is before Rick Rman lost the weight. and stuff like that. And he looked. disheveled.

>> Yeah. >> And in my mind, I always thought, >> "Oh, it could be anybody, >> right?" So, just if it's a homeless. person, you know what I mean? An albino. Puerto Rican guy with his blind, you. know? I mean, you just treat as if they. produce. >> You're like John Leguisamo. [laughter]. >> What are you doing here, man? >> Yeah. I treat everyone as if they're. like a big time. >> Mhm. >> You know, >> I mean, I had a moment. I talked about. it today earlier, but man, it got me. There was a moving truck outside of the. house. It was blocking the driveway, and. I had to get out of the driveway.

>> And so, I walked out there. It's early. in the morning. >> I was like, "Hey, brother." Cuz it's a. 18-wheeler truck. It's a huge truck. >> I was like, "Hey, man. Are you guys. going to like is there any way for us to. get out cuz we're blocked here?" And the. guy's like, "Yeah, in a little bit." And. I was like, "All right, well, I mean, we. got to get out, man." And then he goes, "I know who you are." And I was like, "Hey, man." And he goes, "I know where. you live." [laughter]. >> No. >> Yeah. And I was like, "Right on, dude.". >> And I started to walk inside and then I. hear him going, "The Bobby mom.

guy. Bobby." [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> And then I pulled out and they're just. staring at me. But it does feel weird. like for him to be like, "I know where. you live." Was weird as So I guess. they do. I know. Well, if I die next. week, that's it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Do you ever do this? Today I. went So I was late. I No, I So I have. therapy on Thursdays. Mhm. >> It's all the way in the in now, so I. know exactly when to leave my house. You. have to leave at 3:15. >> cuz of the time. >> Mhm. >> Okay. It's like there's traffic. >> But this time on the 101, there's.

deadlock. >> Oh, yeah. >> Right. And then I looked on my thing, it. said there was an accident. And when I. got to the accident, oh my god. >> Horrific. >> No, it wasn't that horrific. It was like. two girls sitting against the curb of. the freeway. >> and they're just like, you know, you. know what I mean? >> Lamenting. >> Yeah. talking to a cop and they're like. this and that and it was another car, right? And I came this close just. rolling down the window and just. screaming at them. >> Why? >> Because they caused all this chaos. >> They got into an accident.

>> I know. That's my point is that that's. why I didn't roll down the window. [laughter]. >> Okay. I'm a good person. I didn't roll. down the window. You're right. >> Yeah. But in a society where I GO LIKE A. >> I HAD A 4:00. >> You know what I mean? >> Most people would GO, "IS EVERYONE OKAY? I MEAN, I MEAN, I MEAN, >> I'M LATE." [laughter] IT. YOU DON'T FEEL. RESENTFUL. >> NO. What are you going to do? >> Oh, no one in the room. >> Namaste, dog. >> Thank you, Carlos. >> I'm a big road rage guy. >> Yeah, I'm a road rage guy. >> And that's why your car is dented to. >> Yeah, >> you're Mr. Drive too fast and wild.

>> You don't have road rage. >> Honestly, when I get in the car, I. reserve. It's over. The car, it's over. I can do nothing about it. >> Oh my god, this guy. No, he's Namaste. >> No, only in the car because what? It's. We've lived here for so long. It's not a. surprise. I never get on the freeway and. go, "WHAT? [laughter]. >> WHAT THE HECK IS ALL THIS?". >> I DO. >> I KNOW WHAT'S COMING. >> YEAH. >> I've never once gotten into a bumper to. bumper on the 405 and been like, "This. is just unreal. It's every day.

>> Everywhere you go in LA, there's a line. and there's traffic. It's I don't care. I'm over it." You know what I do to skip. the lines? I go to a place that's. shittier. [laughter]. >> I just I'll go to the place I got a B. I'll just go to the place I got a B or a. C. There's coffee shops on every corner. Just go to the shittier one. >> Oh, no, no, no, no. I disagree. >> You want to go to the good one? >> Yeah, I go to the good one. An Alfred's, right? I will park in a red. >> No. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. I do a legal thing. I run. red lights. >> Well, I do that.

>> Oh, you do? >> Well, because those are suggestions. >> They are. >> Yeah. Red light is kind of like, hey, you going to stop? And you're like, >> yeah, >> I'll I'll get through it. I think I. think you should be able to run red. lights. >> and and the green should be delayed on. the other side. Steven Pearl, no old. comic had a song that you would just. sing and made me laugh, but no, whenever. I say it, no one ever laughs. >> Give it. >> He goes, um, a stop sign ain't nothing but an. octagon. An octagon ain't going to tell. me what to do. [laughter].

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>> An octagon ain't going to tell me what. to do. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You know, he died in a car accident. I'm. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Steve and Pearl, which Dude, this. dude was so funny back in the day when I. was young. >> There he was with Robin. >> Yeah. He grew up with Robin at the zoo. back in San Francisco. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. Back in the day. Yeah. >> Wow. And when I was a young guy, you. know, I mean, I used he used to headline. the La Hoya comedy store when I was a. doorman down there and he used to open. with that song. >> Would it kill? >> Yeah. In a silly way. Like that's the. silliest thing I've ever You know,

>> but he's right. It's a suggestion. >> It's a suggestion. You ain't going to. tell me what to do. >> I do. Parking in the red is good. Mone. did that the other day. Parked all day. in the red. Didn't get a ticket. I was. shocked. >> Yeah. >> Right here. >> I do it all the time. Yeah. >> In the valley. Yeah. You can't do that. over the hill. >> You play that game in the city, you're. you're going to get one. M. >> not over here, pal. But no, I don't wait. in these lines. Like there's a line. There's a place called Community Goods, >> hot hot spa, hot hotspot coffee shop, and they have a line down the block. every single day. Look at that.

>> That's a p the picture of the business. is a line. If that's not a deterrent, I. don't know what is. >> So, you've never been to Community Good. >> and I will never go. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Is there coffee there? >> There's coffee all over the. >> food. Yeah. Yeah. >> Where's the coffee? >> It's coffee and it's breakfast, right? There's no chance it's better than every. other place. >> There's a place in Los Felis like that. that you wait in line and you go in and. it's just packed. I don't know what it's. called. It's much like community. >> all time. >> Probably that. >> all time.

>> Yeah. Every time I'm on a like a Raya. day, they want to meet there and I I. just go. >> There's valet though. >> Yeah. Oh, there is. >> valet at a coffee shop. >> It's not coffee. >> It's food. Actual meal. Okay, that's. fine. >> Yeah. And all these cool people are. there. I hate cool people. Don't you? I'm done with it. You're one of them. off. You live in the cool people. area. >> I know, but I'm like one of you guys. >> No, you're not. You're not one of us. >> No, we don't. We don't accept. >> We don't claim you. >> No, >> you're not a part of our club. >> It's like Predator Badlands. >> Yeah, Predator Badlands.

>> We got to see Predator Badlands before. next episode so we can discuss this. because everyone's talking about it. >> It's been I saw it in the theater. It's. been out for months and months and. months. What are you talking about? >> I haven't seen it. >> I've been telling you to watch it. >> It's really good. >> It's in the theater now. >> No. >> No. >> Hulu now. >> It's on Hulu. >> and Disney Plus. Yeah, >> even better. I'll watch it at home. >> Who's in it? >> Um, >> Fanning. >> Yeah, Fanning. >> L. >> Dakota Fanning. >> L. Great. >> Yeah. >> Fan of the Fannings. Fan of the show. >> I love Fannings. >> Big Fanning fan. >> Big Fanning fan.

>> Fanning fan. Fan for life. >> And who's on the cover? That's her. >> Yeah, it's her. >> Oh, well, I mean, that's that doesn't. look like her. They Why did they do Why. do they do that? >> Well, she's an android. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, but in the movie she looks like. her, but in the poster it doesn't look. like her at all. I couldn't tell you. And who is the Predator? >> Oh, yeah. Oh, so Demetrius Schustster. Colagati. >> Yeah. >> Uh, we got to pick a different last. name, bud. >> Yeah. >> Demetrius Schust Shuster. Colola. Wait, sorry. Go back so I can see his name. Colo Matangi. Colo Matangi. >> God, that's hard to say.

>> Do you ever do that? Like a comic will. have a really difficult last name that's. young. >> Yeah. >> And I've And I don't do this anymore. because it's wrong. I feel bad for even. but it's like I him change the last. name. What do you mean? Well, your name. is Dimmitri Malango. [laughter] You know. what I mean? Just change it to you mean. Steve Smith. >> Steve Smith, [laughter]. >> right? Or no, >> they said that to Leonardo DiCaprio and. Benio Del Toro.

>> Those are easy things to say. [laughter]. DiCaprio is one of the easiest things to. say. >> Leonardo was one was Leonardo da Vinci. Everybody, that's our familiar name. And. DiCaprio is not anything insane. >> Yeah. But then once Zach came along, I. was like, "Oh, it's fine.". >> Yeah. >> Imagine how long. >> it took a long Yeah. But even back when. we when I saw him at Open Mics in the. '9s, >> I would never was I didn't even bother. You know what I mean? I just called him. Zack. >> Like if I was bringing on a guy with a. name like Zack. >> Oh my god. It's nightmare. >> I would just literally go, "Ladies and. gentlemen, this next time you're going.

to love it. It's Zack G." I would just. do that. [laughter]. >> I can't if I Well, because I would. butcher it. It'd be worse if I didn't. butcher it. Like it. I'll just say. Zack G. >> I I do that still. Even friends of mine. I I I can't say it right. Ess. right. You know, another one is. Christina P. >> Right. Well, yeah. You can't say her. last name. >> I can't say it. I don't I've never said. it right in ever, >> but she goes by Christina P sometimes. >> Yeah. I I say Yeah. My doctor, my. psychiatrist is Look, I just texted him.

today. Dr. Mike. It's impossible to say. his last name. [laughter] So, when I. first met him, I was like, "Hey, can I. just call you Dr. mic. Yeah. >> And he was like, "Yeah, it's fine.". >> Cuz it's like. I'm like I said that because a woman. that was working for us a woman that was. working for us, her last name was so. unbelievable. It's It was literally like. Watasarias. >> Yes. >> At some point I just like it's not I'm. not even going to say your I can't even. >> There should have been a rule back in. the beginning of time where a last name.

could only be five letters. >> That's really good. >> Don't you think? >> That's really good. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Look at these. Look at like a Bengali. surname is. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Chaka chaka. >> Yeah. >> But well, you know what? These are. easier because you just mumble it. >> You'd go Mateo. If you said it close, no one will know. >> And also, they know that they're their. last names are complex, so they let it. go. Usually, if it's like super long. >> Yeah. >> You mean like it, you know, >> they're not going to go, "Hey, it's.

Boroai." [laughter]. >> They're not going to say that. >> They correct you. Yeah. >> Yeah. So, you don't you don't say it. that way. You It's like, dude, it's like. I can't. >> I'm I can't do it. It's not part of my. >> It's not part of my vocabulary. >> I can't do it. >> Well, yeah. First names. Keep it simple, too. I think. >> keep it easy. >> Keep it easy, dude. You know, >> take it easy. Keep it easy. Uh. >> you you have a very easy name. >> Bobby Andrew. >> Santino Lee. >> Yeah. Santino Lee.

>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Carlos. Now, Herrera. Herrera. >> Herrera. A little tough. >> Era. >> Yeah. >> Area. >> You know what I also don't like? When. you have a Spanish name and you see. someone like Megan Kelly or something. super pronounced the double R and does. the role. I don't like it. >> She goes and and let me tell you. something about Carlos. [laughter]. >> I DON'T LIKE IT. >> ESPECIALLY WHEN I LIKE ANGRY ABOUT IT. >> And here is this bad bunny. He's got his. whole crew of Mexicans dancing behind. him. He's got Carlos Lopez.

>> [laughter]. >> It's crazy. >> It's crazy. Yeah. >> To just like dip in and dip out. >> I don't like it. >> Yeah. She They always But newscasters do. that. It drives me nuts. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You know, I talked on stage last night. >> about Latin X. >> I tried some new about Latin X. Remember they tried Latin X? >> And I asked a Mexican guy in the front. row. >> I go, "Hey, bro, do you what's up with. Latin X?" He's like, "No, we wouldn't. with it." I was like, "So, whites just tried to like shoehorn that.

in." M. >> he was like, "Yeah, no." I was said, "Any I" I said, "Did any Latinos, you. know, with it?" He's like, "No, what [clears throat] the fuck?" No, but. it was funny. Why? We tried to do it. Whites tried to do it. >> It wasn't the wokey. >> I know, but but it was so Nobody asked. for it to change. >> Carlos, did you ask for it? [laughter]. no. >> I feel like you asked for it. >> I was pitching a TV show during that. time and there was a Hispanic character. and they made me put Latin X in and like. everyone gave me about it, including my own friend. But it's like. So, but what about lat saying someone's.

Latin is offensive? Um, give me a. learning lesson. Is it offensive? >> No, >> I don't think so. I mean, it was. >> Well, you're Latin. >> Yeah. I mean, technically, >> I was pushing for Asian Z. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> And it didn't get catch on at all. >> Wait, calling someone Latin is generally. not considered an offensive slur. While. not inherently racist is less, it is. less precise than using inappropriate. terms like Latino, Latina, Hispanic. I. know, but it's an encompassing thing. >> Yeah. Exactly. So because of the Latino. Latina, they decided for Latin X. So.

they didn't have to do. >> gender, >> but you just say Latin and it would. encompass both. >> Right. >> Right. So this doesn't make any sense. >> Like I'm a pale white. I don't need. that. >> Yeah. Pale white. No, we got categories. I got [laughter]. >> No. Oh no. >> RIGHT. I'M A pale white, but I don't I'm. just a white at the end of the day. Yeah. >> I'm just a white. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah, you're pale white. I mean. NORMAL WHITE. >> NORMAL. >> NORMAL.

>> Normal white. Yeah. >> Thank god. >> And normal hair color. Yeah. Come on. [laughter] everybody. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And nice guy. Nice. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I like this bit. >> What? [laughter]. >> We don't need it. >> What? >> We just don't need the extra. Too much extra. >> Too much extra Like I'm searching. for a new doctor on the website on like. the insurance website, >> dude. I mean it's all I want to know is.

what do you do? And they give way too. much extra Like too much. information stuff that they do. Like the. first tab was gender affirming care. >> Yeah. >> I was like what about internal medicine? >> I just want to know if you'll find out. if I'm sick. >> Yeah. >> Do the scan, dude. >> I'm going to do the scan. >> When you do the scan, I want to do the. scan. >> Well, let's go together. I'm being real. though. A really big because I know that. I don't know if Japan's being real July, >> but can I tell the scan the scan? I want.

I want Japan and scan to be real. >> Japan is real. >> Okay. >> Why are you bringing up beautiful women. on the internet? >> This what you told you showed me when we. were talking about Japan. >> The worst person you know is planning. their Japan 2026 trip. [laughter]. >> I was thinking. >> it is true. >> Why? Why is that even? >> She's saying because there's a trend of. Japan right now. People want to go to. Japan. Yeah. >> There's two trends on the internet that. are big. One is people think they're. this is Japan year. And two, people. think they're Chinese. They're turning.

Chinese. Do you know about this? >> I send it to Andrea Jin all the time. because there's stuff that says you make. me Chinese. There's like memes now. >> Okay. >> That that whites think they're turning. Chinese. >> You think I'm kidding? It's all over the. internet. Like I'm becoming Chinese is a. real thing. >> And I and I want to say this to all of. our fans and friends out there. I'll be Korean before I'll be Chinese. >> Thank you. >> Thank you so much. Thank you. Means the. world to me. >> It means the world to me that I'm would. I'd be I'd rather be a normal white. [laughter].

>> then be Chinese as well. >> What are you looking at? >> Nothing. >> You're little sweet prints on your. phone, aren't you? >> Yeah. You know, I too much I think. >> Yeah. It's too much scrolling too. >> Your hours this week. >> What do you mean? >> Doom scrolling. >> Can I look? >> Yeah. That was like 12 hours. >> I think it's because of the Lexa Pro. I. think it's a lot. >> What do I Google again? >> Not Google, but. >> I'm at 11 hours today. >> My average is 7 hours a day. >> Six and a half. >> Not bad. Seriously? >> Daily average? Mine says 7 hours.

>> Yeah, >> it's bad, right? >> What's yours? >> Mine's only at five and a half this. week. So, >> what's yours? >> Seven. >> Mine's seven, too. >> Yeah, seven seems normal. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> right. >> Seven hours a day is crazy. >> Why? Why? >> Cuz you're constantly looking at your. for 7 hours of it. It's insane. >> Well, I mean, what's what's the usual. average? Four hours. >> Oh, no. >> Well, Caven had none. You know, that's. the. >> problematic phone usage. >> Exceeding five.

>> Yeah. For high risk for mental health. issues, depression, anxiety, reduced. productivity. Here's good news. Got them. all already. [laughter]. >> Oh, you already have them. >> Yeah. So, when you're when you already. have anxiety and depression. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So, big deal. >> Yeah. >> Also, reduce productivity. I don't. believe that at We're the most. productive team I've ever met in my. entire life. All of us are on our phone. all the time. >> But anxiety and depression, for sure. [laughter] For sure. But I didn't build. these machines. They were given to us. >> Yes. >> We are a subject of the machine. You. want to blame someone. >> Blame Musk.

>> He didn't have anything to do with that. >> No, he didn't. No. What? Blame. >> Jobs. >> Jobs. >> Jobs. Yeah. He's gone. >> Steve Jobs. >> That's right. [laughter]. >> I was thinking about like the jobs I've. had in the past. >> So many better. >> Yeah. [laughter] You know what I mean? Like my coffee shop got job. Here you. go. Here's a. >> You could blame some of those You could. blame some of your current issues on. some of those past jobs. Yeah. >> But it's not worth it. >> Yeah. >> You know? >> Yeah. I I I begin to think that it's. probably not healthy. >> I'm beginning to think the phone's not. healthy. [laughter].

>> Every time I look, I should be reading a book, but I can't. be shook. I'll get back on the gram. Yeah. Is this healthy? Just sitting. there and doing nothing. >> Yeah. >> Just sitting there and just No, I'm. being real. I've been trying it. >> Being. >> Yeah. Just I sometimes I'll wake up. I'll sit down. I have a little chair, a. comfy chair. >> It is a little little chair. >> It's a little tiny chair. Yeah. I mean, and it's very comfortable though.

>> And I'll sit there for like a half an. hour and do nothing. >> No, that's very good for you. >> Yeah. >> Very good. It's collecting yourself. But. you know, here's the deal, man. >> But then tragedies occur in my mind. Give me one. >> Like just like you know 911 when my dad. used to beat me like just crazy things. >> You went from 911 to my dad used to. that's still going through your head. >> sometimes. >> I guess you never forgot. >> You never forget. >> Yeah. 12 years in retreat. We need to do. something like this. A Buddhist retreat. >> The longest meditations. >> So uh Jet Snuma Jet Sunma uh a Tibetan.

Buddhist spent 12 years in meditation. retreat in cave in north northern India. M. >> similarly extreme training in some Hindu. traditions involved 12 years in a. hermitage. >> Jet Lee did that. >> Yeah. >> People go where's Jet Lee been? He's. been meditating since the last movie. I. think [laughter] that's what he said. >> I was meditating for the last 15 years. >> Wow. >> That's what he said. Now I'm back. Like. back for what? You're a thousand. years old now. No one wants to see you. >> It's believed in some Buddhist.

traditions that the Buddha himself. meditated for 49 days under the body. tree. 49. You couldn't get to 50, huh? Mm-m. >> Just couldn't knock out one day to round. out the number. Yeah. I mean, that's. that seems pretty weak. >> It's weak, dude. >> Decades in a lifetime. Uh, tuk dam. Some. Tibetan monks are said to enter a state. of tukam, a dead but not dead state of. deep meditation where the body does not. decay for weeks after clinical death. >> They're doing what you do in the tiny. chair. >> Yeah, I tuk in the chair. >> Tuk dummed in the chair. I'll be tuking. Oh, so that guy's tuk right now. [laughter]. >> Oh, zoom up. Zoom in. Yeah.

>> Got to give me a picture of a tuk. >> I think that might be post tukdom. You. took them with your eyes open. That's. That's better. I think. >> I'm hoping we took this dumb off the. screen at some [laughter] point. >> Yeah. >> I mean, this is crazy. And by the way, we're not insulting these people. This. is brilliant and amazing and beautiful. It just it I mean, he looks. uncomfortable. [laughter]. >> He does not look. >> He doesn't look comfortable. >> That shirt doesn't look tempropetic. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Imagine how bad your ass would hurt. >> Oh, go to that picture on the left of. it. Of the one you have on right now.

Just the left. >> This is mummified and toukd. >> Wow. >> Mummified. Can you zoom in? The. Buddhists claim this guy's in Tukum, but. >> still. >> Yeah. >> Well, they think he's not dead still. >> Yeah, they claim that. >> they're collecting his social security. That's why. [laughter]. >> No, he's still getting the payments. He's alive. He's just in Tukum right. now. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Just cashing [laughter] government. checks. No, no, no. He's He's in there. He's there. >> Him hair, dude. >> Got to have hair in so much hair, man. >> If you don't, you know what I mean? No.

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sketch I did like five years ago for. Bill Burr. And I don't know if it's. real. You know what I mean? So it's like. how do you play a drunk guy? >> Because there's ways to do it that's. like so sketchy that it's like it. doesn't feel real. I see. How do you. play it? >> I I think if you're an actual alcoholic. and you're drunk, you wouldn't know the. difference. So you should just be kind. of like lethargic and normal. >> You would just be lower energy. >> Yeah. Like let's do uh. >> the trick is to pretend not to be drunk, which is what drunks do, >> right? So here you go. Ready? >> Yeah. Yeah. Tell me. >> Yeah.

>> What's your name in the thing? Chang. >> Chang. >> Jimmy. >> Jimmy O Chang. [laughter]. >> Just Jimmy. >> Jimmy. Uh, what's been going on at the. shop today? >> Hey, man. >> No. No. >> Already. Already too much? >> No. >> What do you mean? >> You're acting. >> All right. What's going what's been. going on in the shop today, Jimmy? >> I didn't come into the shop today, man. >> Why didn't you go into the shop? >> I just, you know, I don't work every. day, man. >> You don't work every day. We pay you to.

be here every day. >> Ah, my bad. I, you know, didn't I woke. up late? You know, I I woke up late and. I uh Yeah, it's my bad, man. Uh, >> yeah, it's good. >> Is it bad or no? >> It's bad. Yeah. >> Well, then you do it. >> Okay, go ahead. Okay. Hey, Jimmy. Why. didn't you come in to work today? >> I don't know, man. I I don't need to. leave me alone. >> See, that's good. But you're acting. drunk. >> No, you're not. >> I'm acting disinterested and over it.

You have to pick a pick. Here's what we. have to do with you. >> Do it again. >> Jimmy. Jim, did you come into the Did. you go into the shop today? >> Yeah. Yeah, man. I was there. >> I went in. I came in, man. >> Did any customers You're doing a little. San Diego. I [laughter] am. >> no man or dude or bro. Just give me. >> Oh, no man. Okay. >> Yeah. >> What? What's going on? What? What? Why. didn't you go to the shop today, Jim? >> I came into the shop, man. Man again. [laughter]. All right,

>> we got it. >> No, I don't think we got it. >> No, we got it. Hold on. Yeah, >> you came into the So, did did you not. see any customers today? >> Of course, I saw customers. I mean, [laughter]. that's what I do. >> You saw customers? Yeah, man. I'm a bit. sorry. >> How many customers did you see today? >> I don't know. Frank O'Neal came in. >> Mr. O'Neal came by. He's been dead for. 13 years. >> Frank what? >> Frank O'Neal who owns O'Neal's brakes.

>> Yeah, but you know his wife Lucila. >> Yeah, Luchia. [laughter]. >> Jimmy, what's going on? >> What do you mean? I'm fine, dude. >> I'm sorry, Larry. I'm fine. I'm fine. Larry, >> I need to talk to you in my office. >> All right. Okay. What's going on? >> Have you been drinking on the job? >> I had a drink. >> What did you have? >> I had a little drink. >> What did you have to drink? >> A beer. [laughter].

>> How many beers? >> One beer. Dude, >> how big was. >> Sorry for saying dude again. [laughter]. >> Sorry guys. >> How big was the beer? >> Jimmy, who are you talking to? >> Who How big was the beer? What? >> How big was the beer? >> It was a beer. You know, how big do. beers get? >> That's good. That's very. >> How big do beers get is great. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> I That's actually. >> We'll just play with it when we're. there. >> But I like that. >> Oh, yeah. >> Because then it's not playing drunk, you're playing disinterested. >> I'm playing disin interested.

>> And I like that. I think disinterest is. what an alcohol. >> because when you watch it, you're you're. like they're playing drunk. I don't like. that. So, how do you do it? How do you. do math? >> That's another How do you do Let's do. >> [laughter]. >> Well, I've told you I told you what do. you mean? We go to the same guy. The sun came out. and I told him this morning came out and. at the same time doing that anymore. All. right. And maybe the gaze of the made.

out of wood and the wood were the bridge. and the bridge ever again. And Louisa. Louisa never came home. >> Oo, but I'm. the I'm hungry. Yeah. the peanut butter. and jelly sandwich that you made last. night. >> Let's get one. >> Let's get one right now. Yeah, let's eat. it. >> Pretty good. What do you think? That's. good. All right, let's do um [laughter]. >> Let's do it all together. I mean, >> let's do acid. >> Let's do fentanyl. >> Fentanyl. I don't know how to do. >> one, two, three. [laughter].

>> So mean. >> What was it called? >> So mean. >> What was the Buddhist thing called? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Tucked them. >> Tucked them. Yeah, >> we just tucked them to I think you're. going to play a great role. I think you. shouldn't be I think you should be. >> Well, they'll give me notes. You know. what I mean? But that's the only thing. that I'm like a little nervous about. because it's like. >> Well, have you read the scripts? >> Mhm. >> So, you know, you're ahead of the game. >> I'm ahead of the game. Yeah. Yeah. I. haven't memorized the lines yet, but. it'll be fine. It'll be fine. Yeah. >> Well, have I be real. Have you ever. memorized lines? >> Yeah, of course I memorized lines.

For all all the things I've done, I've. memorized lines. >> Okay. >> Oh, you think when when I'm on like Sex. in the City where I'm just making it up? No, they're like you have to say it word. for word. >> So they wrote those things that you. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I memorize them days. before. >> day. That's what I'm saying. You do. days. Yeah. I don't do that. Yeah. >> You do it on spot. >> I do it the morning of. >> I don't know how that's possible. >> Yeah. I get in the trailer and I just do. it. >> Yeah. You know, John Cho does that. I. saw him do that once. >> I'll read it. >> Yeah.

>> I'll read it before. >> and then I'll memorize the sides that. day. >> Yeah. I have to do it the night before. >> because if I ingest it prior to that I. get I don't it gets two scrambled eggs. in my mind. So if I read it I understand. what the scene is and then in my trailer. or whatever I'll just. >> I'll get the lines then. >> Yeah. >> And take by take if it's a huge piece. like if it was like a thing we did. sometimes on I'm dying I'd have like a. page and a half. >> Yeah. >> of a monologue. >> days before. >> No no no the night before I just do. chunks. I divide it into chunks and I.

use a keyword to continue on my next. chunk. Wow. And that keyword indicates. what the next piece is. So I just kind. of like I don't like how you divide up. an hour. You 15 15 15. >> Do you forget when you're there. >> all the time? >> Yeah. Yeah. It's okay. >> They got to be patient. It's all we're. going to edit this. It's not. live. This is Birdman. >> Yeah. >> Like I could if they were like, "We're. going to do it in one take." I'd be. like, "Fire me. >> Fire me right now." Right. >> I could never fire me right now. >> Shoot me on shoot me. Let me die in the. scene. Yeah. And also it's like you I.

sometimes I need another actor there to. calm me down. >> I. >> I remember Oliver Hudson pul the pilot. for splitting up together. He had to. pull me aside and goes your own your. head. It doesn't matter. You know what I. mean? Just say your line. >> You know what I mean? And and then it. was fine. >> Yeah. What could that's a what what a. nice thing for him to do. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, you know, you're allowed to make mistakes. Say. your line. It's everything's fine. I. want to say something obviously now that. we're in the world of speaking about. actors. This will be long after, but. rest in peace to the great James Vander.

>> Oh my god. I can't, you know, I can't. even po You know what I hate? >> Rest in peace. I kne I knew I worked. with him before. I know. >> Yeah. And um what a nice guy. He did. Tiger Belly as a just, you know, what a. nice guy. And um. >> you didn't post a memorial. I didn't. post anything because of the fact that. I'm just it bothers me. >> a lot that people do it. >> when they you know they have a I I have. photos with him you know that I could go. you know um rest in peace brother and. you know and I there's I asked around I.

go why don't I not want to post it cuz. when I see it it bothers me. >> right well. >> Hollywood does that. >> well it's a little performative right. it's performative. >> sometimes I mean look it's a it's a way. to cope so so for some people they want. to put the picture up because it means. something to them they want to say I had. a relationship with this person I really. loved. But for some people it's a little. performative. Like for some people it's. like you could go up to them after you. saw them take that put that post later. that night you'd run into them and be. like hey man I'm really sorry about your. friend James. They'd be like James what. do you mean? >> Yeah. >> And you're like Vanderbeek and they go.

no. Yes. Yeah. But what a bummer. You. like some people you can tell it's. baloney and some people it's very real. But you but I get what you're saying. It's hard to post. He's just in He was. an authentically nice person. >> Yeah, >> he really was. Um super easy to be with, very helpful on set and you know it's I. wasn't like super close to him, you. know. Um we did a series together and. then um we would hang out a little bit. after that when before when he lived.

here in LA. >> Yeah. And um like I said, we ponded. together, but um you know, what a loss. And it's just super sad. >> Yeah, it's a it's a bummer. It's a real. bummer. >> The good ones go. >> because some people that are. are still alive, you know? >> Let's name We'll put up a list right. now. >> I'm not going to put a list. Everyone. knows what I'm talking about, but it's. like. >> Yeah, >> there are people that Yeah. So, it's. like I don't know. >> What does it mean? Life is precious. Life is short. >> We should get screened. He did talk. about that. So, we'll do the body.

screening because he talked about it. because he got he got diagnosed quite. young. >> What is he 46 or something? I don't. know. I mean, >> yeah, 48, I think. >> I mean, that's a young that's a terribly. young death, you know. >> And the children he has so many. children. It's just they're just going. to be robbed of, you know, >> he had a lot of kids. >> Yeah, he did. >> They're at almost 2 million on their uh. GoFundMe. >> today. What do you mean? The Vanderbe. Vanderbeek family has a gofundme the fan. set up and they're almost at 2 mil. >> Oh wow. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. F send me the that um GoFundMe. Seriously. Yeah. >> This is I don't want to I don't want to. make anything that would be misconstrued. here. But how much you How much are you. going to give? [laughter]. >> Oh, you want to be real? >> Well, you brought it up. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we've done. this before and I'll be you want my. honest, you know. >> Well, yeah. >> Yeah. >> If you really want him to send it to. you, >> probably a grand thousand American.

dollars. >> Yeah. >> So, they wanted 1.5 and they got 2. million already and they I hope they get. as much. >> Oh, they already exceeded it? >> Yeah, but I hope they Nothing. >> Oh, well, so now you're not going to. give anything. [laughter]. >> No, >> she wants some. >> a grand. >> I think the family deserves as much as. they can for losing someone. >> Are you going to contribute? Dude, >> someone gave $30,000. >> Wow. >> Anonymously. >> Who's anonymous? >> Anonymously, they gave $30,000. >> You know, you would. >> what? >> Never. >> Nope.

>> I'll do it right now. Anonymously. >> 30 grand? >> No, not 30 grand. >> Not 30 grand. The point I was making, if. you gave 30 grand, you would. >> You either then you either, pal. That's. rude that you wouldn't even say. something like that. You'd want people. >> If I had 30 grand to give, I would do it. anonymously. you don't raise your voice. and you have 30 grand to give and you. could do it but you but you would put. your name up there. That's what I'm. saying. >> THE DOW. [laughter]. mean anyway. Um. >> raise your hand if you agree he'd put. his name up there. Go ahead. See?

>> Yeah, >> you would. You know you would. And. here's why. You're giving the money. It's not It's not bad. But you'd go, "Hey, >> I'll tell you why I wouldn't. Can I can. I can I can I um. >> Sure. >> You know, >> fight your case. >> Fight my case. Yeah. Okay. >> And you're not going to. >> I'm going to bring it back to Stardew. Valley. >> Okay. >> As everything does. [laughter]. >> Life always does. Okay. It should. >> So, in Stardew Valley, there is a. character named Pam. >> Love Pam. We have a crush on Pam, right?

>> Yeah. And he has a daughter named Penny. Okay. >> Pam is a guy. I thought that was a girl. >> It's a woman. >> I Well, you said he has a daughter named. she and she she drives the truck. Okay. >> You know, go back to Pam. >> Yeah. >> Penny saw it. >> Pam could be both. You know, Pam is. pretty. >> Okay. So, >> who knows what. >> Who knows what that is, right? So, they. live Pam and Penny live in a trailer. >> Yes. That that I can see by the photo. >> Okay. So, they live in a trailer, right? They're. >> Yeah. You know what is this with. trailers and redheads? They always We.

all grow up in We do that. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And I You know, because they have red. hair and I love you. I mean, so you know. I So there is a some at in the game you. can get rid of the trailer and build. them a brand new house. >> Wow. >> Right. And you don't get any points for. do Don't do that with Penny. >> Don't do that with Penny. >> Okay. >> You don't get any points for building. them a house. >> Yeah. But there is a little dialogue. thing where um [laughter] Okay. Okay.

Somebody. don't get me hard, dude. All right. [laughter]. That's. >> Is that Penny Born? Yeah, it's Penny. Point. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's not. >> because she is somebody that I do marry. in the game. >> So, you're in love with Penny? >> I love Penny. And that just got me like, you know what I mean? [laughter] Anyway, dude, don't get me started with Penny. >> Wow. >> Oh, wow. >> Interesting. >> Anyway, interesting. All right, let's. Can we move on from it? Can we move on. for a minute? >> That's in your little chair at your. reflection time. [laughter]. >> She'll make you them or whatever.

>> [laughter]. >> So anyway, there's a thing in it where. um the carpenter goes to you, Rob, and. she goes, "Should we should I tell him. that you gave him all this money to. build it or or should we just, you know, I mean, just keep it anonymous." And I. always choose anonymous because it's. like But you don't get any perks either. way like what what does it matter? You. know what I mean? But I always choose. not anonymous. >> So you think. >> Yeah. Yes, I do. >> Valley Penny. I'm sold. I'm sold on your.

>> because ethically I'm just like that. Yeah. >> Last year when I sent out my Special. Olympics thing, Andrew Dunn two grand. anonymously. Yeah. >> And you didn't respond to the message. and didn't [laughter]. >> Yeah. Because I don't respond to. anything you send. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's not a good. case. Yeah. >> The only reason you knew it was me is. cuz I gave a jokey name. >> Yeah. You said generous Gary or. whatever. >> Yeah. And I would have done the same. thing. You know what I mean? >> But only you know that. >> Nakamura. Okay. [laughter]. So coming up again, I'll send you. another. >> Yeah, I'll send whatever. You know, my.

point. >> Sneaky Nakamura is so funny. >> Yeah. >> If your nickname would be Sneaky. Nakamura. [laughter]. >> Yes. Yeah, I'll do Sneaky Nakamura. But. my point is this. I would do it. anonymously. >> So I think you're wrong. >> Okay. >> Yeah, that's my defense. >> It's fine. I'm excited to see your name. up there on the GoFundMe. >> Yeah. >> And you know, I will say this. I'm glad. we never said anything about James on. the show prior because people blame us. all the time that when we talk about a. celebrity, they pass away. We already. did it. Remember. >> Katherine O'Hara? I know. We did that. We spoke about her and then weeks later.

she died. >> No, that's not true. >> It is true. We've done it so many times. on the show and people bring it up. I. guess the guy said, "We've done it.". There's people that track how many times. we've talked about people for some. reason. >> Let's do an experiment right now. Throw. out a name and just see. >> Willie Nelson's still alive. >> Yeah. >> William Shatner also alive. 94. >> William Shatner's a good one. >> Clint Eastwood. That's a good one. If I. was going to do a death poll. >> Yeah. Yeah. You know, I don't I don't. wish death on any of these people, but. if you once you reach 90, don't you feel. like you did it? You really did it. You.

lived a full Imagine if you got to 90. and you're like, I just don't know if. I've lived a full life. >> Yeah. >> 90. >> You did it. >> 95. Who's the oldest up there? Lee. Grant, an actress, turned 100 in 2026. >> Oh, 101 is Eva [clears throat] Marie. Saint. >> Yeah. She's the girl in uh North by. Northwest. >> Oh my god. And she won an Academy Award. >> for North by Northwest, right? Yeah. She's 101, but she lives, what is it? So. sad. Well, everyone she knows is dead.

You know, that's something my. grandmother used to say. She's like, "All my friends are dead. >> You live to 90, all your friends are. gone." Sad. >> Well, and who can they talk to? >> Yeah. >> Like, imagine your grand imagag Imagine. a 97y old woman now. >> Yeah. >> Going, "What is going on?". >> And everyone around her is like, "67, bitch." [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Like, I'd want to be out of here. Like, if that's the world, everyone's. vaping. Yeah, but when I'm old, I'm. going to talk to Nero. >> Sorry. >> Nero. >> Who's that? >> He's my robot. >> Oh, [laughter] yeah.

>> Oh, yeah. Your little robot. >> Hello. I'm Nero. >> Hello, Neroy. What's going on today? >> Can you stop jerking off, Bobby? >> I have to watch this all of the day. >> Yeah, but wouldn't I have an AI robot. that talks to me all day? >> You're going to get it. It's doing back. flips now. This weirdo thing. from Robotics from from uh Boston. Dynamics. They can literally They just. did a complete What do you call that? Auh the the in gymnastics when they do. the turnover. There it is. >> Yeah, >> there it was. It just did it. >> Crazy. Yeah, >> there it is. Doing a backflip.

Look at this. >> Yeah. >> And it's in slow motion. >> That's incredible. >> Look at this. >> Boston dynamics, you said. >> Yeah. Look at Watch this. >> End of society. >> That's the end of society. >> Yeah. >> If it can backflip, it can us up. >> It can. Yeah. is going to learn to beat. our ass. Is this the one where it fell? There's. one where it falls. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, that's what. you get. >> Yeah. >> Thinking you're like us running on ice.

Uh-huh. >> Uhhuh. >> Yeah. >> Pause it. >> It's a two years away for perfection, though. >> Dude, how funny. Imagine he goes back. with the other robots when they're like, you know, they're down at night and. they're like, "We saw you fall.". [laughter]. Yeah. Yeah. >> And he's like, "No, you didn't." He's. like, "Yes, we did. You ate La. [laughter]. You suck. You suck. You suck." They're. going to take you apart tomorrow. You.

know, they're going to be so aware. >> So, they're going to reach awareness. where they know. >> What if it was falling on purpose to. give us a false sense of security? >> Now you're really Now, dude, now you're. digging in. >> You're digging in. >> You think they were falling on purpose. to trick humans into thinking they're. still flawed, but they have the techn. They already know. They know. >> Gosh. Yeah, >> you're right. >> I can't wait. They have fingers. [laughter]. >> What do you want those for? >> I'm signed. >> Oh, [laughter]. >> yeah. Just fingers. >> Gang robots.

>> Yeah. Give me Illuminati. >> They're like, "Let's have blood. Let's. have blood.". >> Yeah. >> I used to grow mushrooms with my buddy. >> in a Tupperware underneath his bed. We. inoculated this the spores and all that. stuff. >> Is it Is it the hallucination? >> Yeah, the magic mushroom. Imagine we. just were doing shiakeia. [laughter]. >> Nah. >> Yeah. >> Just good old woodier mushrooms. >> Yeah. No, we were doing Matt. We grew. mushrooms under his bed. It was kind of. It was amazing. We ordered the spores. offline. >> Wow. >> It was back like new internet, you know, where you like dig to like find out the.

web where you could buy illegal drugs. and we and we inoculated. >> How long it take to grow it? >> Uh I don't I my frame of reference would. be bad. So a couple of weeks to a month. or so. I don't really remember. >> Did it work? Yeah, they weren't that strong. I. remember drying them out and they just. weren't that good. >> And you know, and we were probably. already smoking weed and drinking, so. you're like, maybe they are working. Who. knew if they ever worked? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But I did mushrooms one time with my. buddy Tyler. We went to a haunted house. and that was one of the just insanely. stupid things. >> to go to haunted house tripping balls.

>> Yeah. >> It's not fun. You want to be in you want. to like be re, you know, relaxed when. you're on mushroom. >> I like going to a mall. >> on drugs. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no more for. you. Never again. We'll never. >> Maybe. >> No, Bobby. >> Who knows, Robert? Yeah. >> You know, it's funny because I I don't I. never wanted to go in public spaces when. I was on drugs. That was what so that. was so stupid. I never wanted to do. that. >> What's that, dude? >> They have like psychedelic simulators on. >> for guys that are sitting at home. tripped out. They want to look at stuff. on. >> Oh, let me see. Let me see one. >> This is like if you're like sober what. it would be like to do mushrooms. That.

is so realistic. >> Oh, wow. That is Wow. >> things spiral and stuff. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. The the movement of things is. always what got me. That's why it was. hard to go places. >> This is what it's like for me every day. >> I'm thinking about we're thinking about. getting another dog. >> And here and let me tell you why. >> Why. >> she found a dog that is not in good. shape that has not a lot of years left. >> No, get a new one. >> No, no, but listen. But she said, >> "No, >> get a brand new one.". >> She said, "Wouldn't you rather help this.

dog and have its last few years be. amazing other than sitting in a uh. whatever, you know, in a shelter or. whatever? Can I Can I be Can I have an. argument against it? >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, we did that. We have one named. Remy. >> Yeah. >> Who I love like I love all my animals. >> Okay. So, you sold me on that. I'm in. >> All right. But I've had four years with. Remy, right? Where I could have had 15. 16 years [snorts] of me. >> I thought you were going to be like I. thought he'd be dead by now. [laughter].

>> Yeah. And And a year ago, the vet was. like, "You should really think about. putting him down." And we can't do it. No, let life do it. >> Yeah. Yeah. But Remy is like. like dude blind spine twisted, >> you know, like just. >> you know, and it's so hard. >> But how imagine how much better Remy's. life is with you than it would be. anywhere else. >> I know. We do give him a great laugh. I. give nice treats, everything. >> Think about that. Think Think about.

>> All right. Maybe get one. Thank you. >> Well, give me the argument. Why? Why. >> you just gave it to me? >> I just Oh, I did. >> Yeah. because you love it and it's. amazing and it's better off there than. it is some stupid shelter. >> I did. We did save him. >> cuz the shelters suck ass. They're not. fun. They don't have They're. >> They were going to kill Remy, by the. way. >> By the way, the shelter for dogs is a. retirement home for adults hospice and. you're just locked in a room. that. I want to die at my house. I want to die. free, >> you know? >> Yeah. Do do what do. >> right? Don't I think you should. >> Don't you want to die in your own like.

in your own valition instead of in a. hospital? >> But let's see your your current dog. see. if they get along. >> Well, yeah, you have to introduce them. >> Yeah. What if they don't get along? >> Um, then you just keep one in one room. and keep one in the [laughter] other. >> I don't know. I don't think so. >> I don't know. That's hard. >> Yeah, it's hard. >> But it's a risk you're willing to take. >> Yeah. >> And if they don't get along, then the. the new dog, you put it outside. You. open the door and you you know, and you. say, "We'll see you when we see you.". >> Yeah. >> Good luck out there. >> Yeah. There are coyote your friends. Coyotes out there. [laughter]. >> No, I I think it I think we got to give.

it a whirl because it's worth the. >> Where we going to go? Where are we going to get it? Yeah. There's a there's a shelter up in the. valley in the north valley. >> You ever Do you ever go just randomly? >> I'll tell you why I don't go. >> Why? >> Because it makes me so sad. >> Me, too. >> So, it gets me overwhelmed and I'm like. I I I can't save all this stuff and it. just makes me feel sad and yucky. >> It gets me just up. >> Yeah. The reason why I don't go is. because every single animal I have is. the over those visits where like let's. just go check it out. >> And then you get one.

>> Yeah. And you get one. Every single. animal was like that. So eventually like. we can't even go because I will take one. home. >> That's what I mean. It makes me too sad. to be like, "Well, what are you going to. you got to fix all this stuff?" Yeah. >> How hard? >> It's so hard. >> I know. >> Oh god. Some of it's so sad. And you. just want to You try to justify your. mind. It's like, well, we can, you know. what I mean? You know, we can get a. bigger house. >> Yeah. You'll change your entire life. >> Yeah. Yeah. And it's like it's too hard. >> Well, I'll say this. Um, you know, I'm. excited.

I'm excited for the springtime. >> Why. are you excited? >> Every day is spring time here. >> Because Because when spring has sprung. >> Yeah. >> So does our love. >> Well, your love for what? >> You. >> It doesn't for me. I My bad. >> You don't spring? >> Yeah. I don't spring for you. No, no, no. All right. >> It dies for me. It's fall. >> Okay. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. It turns into. fall for me. But um yeah, my my my love. for you stays the same. >> Never changes. >> Good. >> Yeah. It's deep but shallow [laughter].

at the same time. It's a It's a combo. >> It's a combo deal. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's cuz you're You have a. >> tiny vaginal canal. >> That's rude. Those are fighting. Everything feels deep for you. >> Yeah. >> Thank you for being a bad friend. Yeah.

Woo.